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14 - Unnatural Death by Dorothy L. Sayers · Unnatural Death

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  Speaker 1: Chapter fourteen of Unnatural Death by Dorothy Sayers. This LibriVox
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  Speaker 1: recording is in the public domain. Sharp quillets of the law.
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  Speaker 1: Things done without example in their issue are to be feared.
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  Speaker 1: Henry the eighth Myrbles is coming round to dinner to night,
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  Speaker 1: Charles said Whimsey. I wish you'd stop and have grub
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  Speaker 1: with us too. I want to put all this family
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  Speaker 1: history business before him. Where are you dining? Oh at
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  Speaker 1: the flat. I'm sick of restaurant meals. Bunter does a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful bloody steak, and there are new peas and potatoes
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  Speaker 1: and genuine English grass. Gerald scent it up from Denver,
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  Speaker 1: specially you can't buy it. Come along, ye old English fair,
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  Speaker 1: don't you know? And a bottle of what peeps called
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  Speaker 1: oh Byron, Do you good? Parker accepted, but he noticed
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  Speaker 1: that even when speaking on his beloved subject of food,
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  Speaker 1: Whimsy was vague and abstracted. Something seemed to be worrying
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  Speaker 1: at the back of his mind, And even when mister
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  Speaker 1: Marbles appeared full of mild legal humor, Whimsey listened to
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  Speaker 1: him with extreme courtesy. Indeed, but with only half his attention.
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  Speaker 1: They were partly through dinner when a propos of nothing
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  Speaker 1: whimsy suddenly brought his fist down on the mahogany with
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  Speaker 1: a crash that startled even Bunter, causing him to jerk
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  Speaker 1: A great crimson splash of aubrion over the edge of
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  Speaker 1: the glass upon the table. Got it, said Lord Peter. Bunter,
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  Speaker 1: in a low shocked voice, begged his lordship's pardon. Myrbles,
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  Speaker 1: said Whimsey, without heeding him. Isn't there a new Property Act?
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  Speaker 1: My yes, said mister Marbles, in some surprise. He had
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  Speaker 1: been in the middle of a story when the interruption occurred,
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  Speaker 1: and was a little put out. I knew I'd read
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  Speaker 1: that sentence somewhere, you know, Charles, about doing away with
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  Speaker 1: the long lost claimant from overseas. It was in some
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  Speaker 1: paper or other about a couple of years ago, and
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  Speaker 1: it had to do with the New Act. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: it said, what a blow it would be to romantic novelists.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't the act wash out the claims of distant relatives? Marbles?
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  Speaker 1: In a sense it does, replied the solicitor, Not, of course,
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  Speaker 1: in the case of entailed property, which has its own rules.
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  Speaker 1: But I understand you to refer to ordinary personal property
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  Speaker 1: or real estate not entailed. Yes, what happens to that now?
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  Speaker 1: If the owner of the property dies without making a will,
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  Speaker 1: it is rather a complicated matter, began mister Marbles. Well
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  Speaker 1: look here, first of all, before the jolly old Act
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  Speaker 1: was passed, the next of kin got it all, didn't he,
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  Speaker 1: no matter if he was only a seventh cousin fifteen
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  Speaker 1: times removed in a general way. That is correct. If
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  Speaker 1: there was a husband or wife who wash up the
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  Speaker 1: husband and wife, suppose the person is unmarried and has
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  Speaker 1: no near relations living, it would have gone to the
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  Speaker 1: next of kin, whoever that was, if he or she
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  Speaker 1: could be traced, even if you had to burrow back
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  Speaker 1: to William the conqueror to get out the relationship. Always
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  Speaker 1: supposing you could get a clear record back to so
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  Speaker 1: very early a date, replied mister Marples. It is, of course,
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  Speaker 1: in the highest degree improbable. Yes, yes, I know, sir,
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  Speaker 1: But what happens now in such a case. The new
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  Speaker 1: Act makes inheritance on intestacy very much simpler, said mister Marbles,
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  Speaker 1: setting his knife bent fork together, placing both elbows on
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  Speaker 1: the table, and laying the index finger of his right
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  Speaker 1: hand against his left thumb in a gesture of tabulation.
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  Speaker 1: I bet it does, interpolated whimsy. I know what an
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  Speaker 1: act to make things simpler means. It means that the
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  Speaker 1: people who drew it up don't understand it themselves, and
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  Speaker 1: that every one of its clauses needs a lawsuit to
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  Speaker 1: disentangle it. But do go on Under the new Act
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  Speaker 1: a pursued, mister Marbles, one half of the property goes
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  Speaker 1: to the husband and wife, if living and subject to
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  Speaker 1: his or her life interest, then all to the children equally.
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  Speaker 1: But if there be no spouse and no children, then
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  Speaker 1: it goes to the father or mother of the deceased.
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  Speaker 1: If the father and mother are both dead, then everything
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  Speaker 1: goes to the brothers and sisters of the whole blood
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  Speaker 1: who are living at the time. But if any brother
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  Speaker 1: or sister dies before the intestate, then to his or
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  Speaker 1: her issue. In case there are no brothers or sisters
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  Speaker 1: of the Stop. Stop, you needn't go any further. You're
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  Speaker 1: absolutely sure of that it goes to the brothers or
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  Speaker 1: sister's issue. Yes, that is to say, if it were
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  Speaker 1: you that died intestate, and your brother Gerald and your
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  Speaker 1: sister Mary were already dead, your money would be equally
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  Speaker 1: divided among your nieces and nephews. Yes, but suppose they
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  Speaker 1: were dead too. Suppose I'd gone tediously living on till
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  Speaker 1: I'd nothing left, but great nephews and great nieces. Would
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  Speaker 1: they inherit? Why? Why? Yes, I suppose they would, said
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  Speaker 1: mister Marbles, with less certainty. However, Oh yes, I think
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  Speaker 1: they would. Clearly they would, said Parker, a little impatiently.
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  Speaker 1: If it says to the issue of the deceased's brothers
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  Speaker 1: and sisters. Ah, but we must not be precipitate, said
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  Speaker 1: mister Marbles, rounding upon him. To the lay mind, doubtless,
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  Speaker 1: the word issue appears a simple one. But in law, Marbles,
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  Speaker 1: who up till this point had held the index finger
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  Speaker 1: of the right hand poised against the ring finger of
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  Speaker 1: the left in recognition of the claims of the brothers
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  Speaker 1: and sisters of the half Blood, now placed his left
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  Speaker 1: palm upon the table and wagged his right index finger
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  Speaker 1: admonishingly in Parker's direction. In law, the word may bear
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  Speaker 1: one or two, or indeed several interpretations, according to the
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  Speaker 1: nature of the document in which it occurs and the
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  Speaker 1: date of that document. But in the new Act, urged
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  Speaker 1: Lord Peter. I am not, particularly, said mister Marbles, a
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  Speaker 1: specialist in the law concerning property, and I should not
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  Speaker 1: like to give a decided opinion as to its interpretation.
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  Speaker 1: All the more as up to the present no case
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  Speaker 1: has come before the courts bearing on the present issue
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  Speaker 1: no pun intended ha. But my immediate and entirely tentative opinion,
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  Speaker 1: which however, I should advise you not to accept without
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  Speaker 1: the support of some weightier authority, would be I think
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  Speaker 1: that issue in this case means issue add infinitum, and
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  Speaker 1: that therefore the great nephews and great nieces would be
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  Speaker 1: entitled to inherit. But there might be another opinion. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the question is a complicated one. What did I tell you,
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  Speaker 1: groaned Peter. I knew this simplifying act would cause a
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  Speaker 1: shock and lot of muddle. May I ask, said mister Marbles,
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  Speaker 1: exactly why you want to know all this? Why, sir,
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  Speaker 1: said Whimsy, taking from his pocket book the genealogy of
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  Speaker 1: the Dawson family, which she had received from the Reverend
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  Speaker 1: Hallelujah Dawson. Here is the point. We have always talked
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  Speaker 1: about Mary Whittaker as Agatha Dawson's niece. She was always
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  Speaker 1: called so, and she speaks of the old lady as
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  Speaker 1: her aunt. But if you look at this you will
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  Speaker 1: see that actually she was no nearer to her than
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  Speaker 1: great niece. She was the grand daughter of Agatha's sister Harriet.
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  Speaker 1: Quite true, said mister Marbles. But still she was apparently
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  Speaker 1: the nearest surviving relative. And since Agatha Dawson died in
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  Speaker 1: nineteen twenty five, the money passed without any question to
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  Speaker 1: Mary Whittaker under the old Property Act. There is no ambiguity. There,
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  Speaker 1: no said whimsy, none whatever. That's the point. But good
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  Speaker 1: God broke in Parker. I see what you are driving at.
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  Speaker 1: When did the new Act come into force, sir? In
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  Speaker 1: January nineteen twenty six, replied mister Marbles. And miss Dawson
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  Speaker 1: died rather unexpectedly, as we know, in November nineteen twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: went on Peter. But supposing she had lived as the
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  Speaker 1: doctor fully expected her to do, till February or March
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  Speaker 1: of nineteen twenty six, are you absolutely positive, sir, that
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  Speaker 1: Mary Whittaker would have inherited? Then mister Marbles opened his
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  Speaker 1: mouth to speak and shut it again. He rubbed his
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  Speaker 1: hands very slowly, the one over the other. He removed
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  Speaker 1: his eye glasses and resettled them more firmly on his nose.
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  Speaker 1: Then you are quite right, Lord Peter, he said in
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  Speaker 1: a grave tone. This is a very serious and important point,
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  Speaker 1: much too serious for me to give an opinion on.
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  Speaker 1: If I understand you rightly, you are suggesting that any
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  Speaker 1: ambiguity in the interpretation of the New Act might provide
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  Speaker 1: an interested party with a very good and sufficient motive
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  Speaker 1: for hastening the death of Agatha Dawson. I do mean
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  Speaker 1: that exactly, of course, if the Great Niece inherits anyhow,
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  Speaker 1: the old lady might as well die under the new
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  Speaker 1: Act as under the old. But if there was any
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  Speaker 1: doubt about it, how tempting don't you see to give
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  Speaker 1: her a little push over the edge so as to
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  Speaker 1: make her die in nineteen twenty five, especially as she
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  Speaker 1: couldn't live long anyhow, and there were no other relatives
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  Speaker 1: to be defrauded. That reminds me. Put in Parker, suppose
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  Speaker 1: the Great Niece is excluded from the inheritance, where does
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  Speaker 1: the money go? It goes to the Duchy of Lancaster,
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  Speaker 1: or in other words, to the Crown. In fact, said
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  Speaker 1: whimsy to no one in particular upon my soul. I
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  Speaker 1: really can't see that it's very much of a crime
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  Speaker 1: to bump a poor old thing off a bit previously,
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  Speaker 1: when she's sufferin horribly, just to get the money she
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  Speaker 1: intends you to have. Why the devil should the Duchy
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  Speaker 1: of Lancaster have it? Who cares about the Duchy of Lancaster.
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  Speaker 1: It's like defrauding the income tax ethically, observed mister Marbles.
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  Speaker 1: There may be much to be said for your point
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  Speaker 1: of view. Legally, I am afraidid murder is murder, however
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  Speaker 1: frail the victim or convenient the result. And Agathadawsen didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to die, added Parker. She said so, No, said
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  Speaker 1: Whimsy thoughtfully, and I suppose she had a right to
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  Speaker 1: an opinion. I think, said mister Marbles, that before we
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  Speaker 1: go any further, we ought to consult a specialist in
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  Speaker 1: this branch of the law. I wonder whether Tallkington is
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  Speaker 1: at home. He is quite the ablest authority I could
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  Speaker 1: name greatly. As I dislike that modern invention the telephone,
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  Speaker 1: I think it might be advisable to wring him up.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Tlkington proved to be at home and at liberty
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  Speaker 1: the case of the Great Niece was put to him
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  Speaker 1: over the phone. Mister Tulkington, taken at a disadvantage without
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  Speaker 1: his authorities, and hazarding an opinion on the spur of
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  Speaker 1: the moment, thought that in all probability the Great Niece
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  Speaker 1: would be excluded from the succession under the new Act.
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  Speaker 1: But it was an interesting point, and he would be
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  Speaker 1: glad of an opportunity to verify his references. Would not
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  Speaker 1: mister Myrbles come round and talk it over with him?
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  Speaker 1: Mister Marbles explained that he was at that moment dining
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  Speaker 1: with two friends who were interested in the question. In
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  Speaker 1: that case, would not the two friends also come round
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  Speaker 1: to see mister Tulkington. Tulkington has some very excellent port,
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  Speaker 1: said mister Marbles, in a cautious aside, and clapping his
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  Speaker 1: hand over the mouthpiece of the telephone. Then why not
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  Speaker 1: go and try it, said Whimsey cheerfully. It's only as
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  Speaker 1: far as Gray's Inn, continued mister Marbles, all the better.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Marbles released the telephone and thanked mister Talkington. The
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  Speaker 1: party would start at once for Gray's Inn. Mister Talkington
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  Speaker 1: was heard to say good good in a hearty manner
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  Speaker 1: before ringing off. On their arrival at mister Tulkington's chambers,
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  Speaker 1: the oak was found to be hospitably unsported, and almost
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  Speaker 1: before they could knock, mister Tulkington himself flung open the
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  Speaker 1: door and greeted them in a loud and cheerful tone.
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  Speaker 1: He was a large, square man with a florid face
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  Speaker 1: and a harsh voice. In court, he was famous for
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  Speaker 1: a way of saying come now, as a preface to
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  Speaker 1: tying recalcitrant witnesses into tight knots, which he would then
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  Speaker 1: proceed to slash open with a brilliant confutation. He knew
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  Speaker 1: whimsy by sight, expressed himself delighted to meet Inspector Parker,
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  Speaker 1: and bustled his guests into the room with jovial shouts.
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  Speaker 1: I've been going into this little matter while you were
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  Speaker 1: coming along, he said. Awkward, eh ha. Astonishing thing that
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  Speaker 1: people can't say what they mean when they draw acts.
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  Speaker 1: Eh ha. Why do you suppose it is, Lord Peter?
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  Speaker 1: Eh ha? I come now, I suspect it's because acts
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  Speaker 1: are drawn up by lawyers, said Whimsy with a grin
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  Speaker 1: to make work for themselves. Eh I dare say you're right?
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  Speaker 1: Even lawyers must live. Eh, very good. Well, now, Merbles,
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  Speaker 1: let's just have this case again in greater detailed mind.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Myrbles explained the matter again, displaying the genealogical table
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  Speaker 1: and putting forward the point as regards a possible motive
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  Speaker 1: or murder. Eh huh, exclaimed mister Tulkington, much delighted. That's good,
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  Speaker 1: very good your idea, Lord Peter. Very ingenious, too ingenious.
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  Speaker 1: The dock at the Old Bailey is peopled by gentlemen
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  Speaker 1: who are too ingenious. Ha, come to a bad end
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  Speaker 1: one of these days, young man. Eh. Yes, well, now, Merbles.
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  Speaker 1: The question here turns on the interpretation of the word issue.
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  Speaker 1: You grasp that eh ha, yes, well, you seem to
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  Speaker 1: think it means issue ad infinitum. How do you make
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  Speaker 1: that out come? Now? I didn't say I thought it did.
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  Speaker 1: I said I thought it might, remonstrated mister Irbles mildly.
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  Speaker 1: The general intention of the act appears to be to
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  Speaker 1: exclude any remote kin where the common ancestor is further
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  Speaker 1: back than the grandparents, not to cut off the descendants
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  Speaker 1: of the brothers and sisters. Intention snapped mister Tulkington. I'm
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  Speaker 1: astonished at you, Marbles. The law has nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with good intentions. What does the Act say? It says
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  Speaker 1: to the brothers and sisters of the whole Blood and
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  Speaker 1: their issue. Now, in the absence of any new definition,
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  Speaker 1: I should say that the word is here to be
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  Speaker 1: construed as before the Act it was construed on intestacy,
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  Speaker 1: in so far at any rate, as it refers to
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  Speaker 1: personal property, which I understand the property in question to be.
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  Speaker 1: Eh yes, said mister Marbles. Then I don't see that
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  Speaker 1: you and your great niece have a leg to stand on.
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  Speaker 1: Come now, excuse me, said Whimsy, But do you mind?
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  Speaker 1: I know lay people are awful ignorant nuisances, but if
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  Speaker 1: you would be so good as to explain what the
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  Speaker 1: beastly word did or does mean, it would be frightfully helpful,
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  Speaker 1: don't you know? Ah? Well, it's like this, said mister
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  Speaker 1: Tulkington graciously, before eighteen thirty seven Queen Victoria, I know,
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  Speaker 1: said Peter intelligently. Quite so, at the time when Queen
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  Speaker 1: Victoria came to the throne, the word issue had no
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  Speaker 1: legal meaning, no legal meaning at all. You surprise me,
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  Speaker 1: You are too easily surprised, said mister Tulkington. Many words
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  Speaker 1: have no legal meaning. Others have a legal meaning very
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  Speaker 1: unlike their ordinary meaning. For example, the word daffy down dilly.
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  Speaker 1: It is a criminal libel to call a lawyer a
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  Speaker 1: daffy down dilly. Hah, Yes, I advise you never to
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  Speaker 1: do such a thing. Nope, I certainly advise you never
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  Speaker 1: to do it. Then again, words which are quite meaningless
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  Speaker 1: in your ordinary conversation may have a meaning in law.
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  Speaker 1: For instance, I might say to a young man like yourself,
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  Speaker 1: you wish to leave such and such property to so
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  Speaker 1: and so, and you would very likely reply, oh, yes, absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: meaning nothing in particular by that. But if you were
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  Speaker 1: to write it in your will, I leave such and
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  Speaker 1: such property to so and so absolutely, then that word
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  Speaker 1: would bear a definite legal meaning, and would condition your
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  Speaker 1: bequest in a certain manner, and might even prove an
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  Speaker 1: embarrassment and produce results very far from your actual intentions.
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  Speaker 1: Eh huh, you see quite very well. Prior to eighteen
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  Speaker 1: thirty seven, the word issue meant nothing a grant to
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  Speaker 1: a and his issue merely gave a a life a state.
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  Speaker 1: But this was altered by the Will's Act of eighteen
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  Speaker 1: thirty seven, as far as a will was concerned, put
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  Speaker 1: in mister Marbles, precisely after eighteen thirty seven. In a will,
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  Speaker 1: issue meant heirs of the body, that is to say,
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  Speaker 1: issue add infinitum. In a deed, on the other hand,
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  Speaker 1: issue retained its old meaning or lack of meaning. You follow, yes,
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  Speaker 1: said mister Marbles. And on intestacy of personal property, I
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  Speaker 1: am coming to that, said mister Tulkington. The word issue
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  Speaker 1: continued to mean airs of the body, and that held
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  Speaker 1: good till nineteen twenty six. Stop, said mister Tulkington. Issue
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  Speaker 1: of the child or children of the deceased certainly meant
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  Speaker 1: issue ad infinitum. But issue of any person not a
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  Speaker 1: child of the deceased only meant the child of that
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  Speaker 1: person and did not include other descendants, and that undoubtedly
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  Speaker 1: held good till nineteen twenty six. And since the new
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  Speaker 1: Act contains no statement to the contrary, I think we
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  Speaker 1: must presume that it continues to hold good. Ha. Come now,
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  Speaker 1: in the case before us, you observe that the claimant
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  Speaker 1: is not the child of the deceased, nor issue of
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  Speaker 1: the child of the deceased, nor is she the child
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  Speaker 1: of the deceased's sister she is merely the grand child
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  Speaker 1: of the deceased, sister of the deceased. Accordingly, I think
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  Speaker 1: she is debarred from inheriting under the new Act. Eh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I see your point, said mister Myrtles, and moreover went
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  Speaker 1: on mister Tulkington after nineteen twenty five, issue in a
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  Speaker 1: will or deed does not mean issue add infinitum. That
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  Speaker 1: at least is clearly stated, and the Will's Act of
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  Speaker 1: eighteen thirty seven is revoked on that point. Not that
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  Speaker 1: that has any direct bearing on the question, but it
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  Speaker 1: may be an indication of the tendency of modern interpretation,
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  Speaker 1: and might possibly affect the mind of the court in
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  Speaker 1: deciding how the word issue was to be construed or
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  Speaker 1: the purposes of the new Act. Well, said mister Irbles,
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  Speaker 1: I bow to your superior knowledge. In any case, broke
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  Speaker 1: In Parker, any uncertainty in the matter would provide as
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  Speaker 1: good a motive for murder as the certainty of exclusion
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  Speaker 1: from inheritance. If Mary Whittaker only thought she might lose
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  Speaker 1: the money in the event of her great aunts surviving
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  Speaker 1: into nineteen twenty six, she might quite well be tempted
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  Speaker 1: to polish her off a little earlier, and make sure
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  Speaker 1: that's true enough, said mister Marbles. Shrewd, very shrewd, added
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  Speaker 1: mister Tulkington. But you realize that all this theory of
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  Speaker 1: yours depends on Mary Whittaker's having known about the new
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  Speaker 1: Act and its probable consequences as early as October nineteen
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. A huh, there's no reason why she shouldn't,
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  Speaker 1: said Whimsy. I remember reading an article in the evening Banner.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was some months earlier, about the time
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  Speaker 1: when the Act was having its second reading. That's what
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  Speaker 1: put the thing into my head. I was trying to
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: remember all evening where I'd seen that thing about washing
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: out the long lost air. You know, Mary Whittaker may
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: easily have seen it too well. She probably have taken
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: advice about it. If she did, said mister Marbles, who
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: is her usual man of affairs. Whimsy shook his head.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think she'd have asked him, he objected, not
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: if she was wise. That is. You see, if she did,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: and he said, she probably wouldn't get anything unless miss
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Dawson either made a will or died before January nineteen
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: twenty six, and if after that the old lady did
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: on extra spectedly pop off in October nineteen twenty five.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't the Solicitor Johnny feel inclined to ask questions? It
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be safe, don't you know? I s'pect she went
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: to some stranger and asked a few innocent little questions
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: under another name? What probably said, mister Tulkington, You show
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: a remarkable disposition for crime, don't you. Eh? Well, if
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I did go in for it, I'd take reasonable precautions,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: retorted Whimsy. So wonderful, of course, the tom fool things
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: murderers do do. But I have the highest opinion of
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: miss Whittaker's brains. I bet she covered her tracks pretty well.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: You don't think mister Crobin mentioned the matter, suggested Parker
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the time he went down and tried to get miss
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Dawson to make her will. I don't said Whimsy with energy,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure he tried to explain matters to
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the old lady. Only she was so terrified of the
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: very idea of a will she wouldn't let him get
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: a word in. But I fancy Old Probin was too
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: downy a bird to tell the air that her only
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: chance of getting the dollars was to see that her
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: grandaunt died off before the act went through. Would you
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: tell anybody that, mister Tulkington, Not if I knew it,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: said that gentleman grinning, It would be highly undesirable, agreed
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: mister Myrbles. Anyway, said Whimsy. We can easily find out
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: probins in Italy. I was going to write to him,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: but perhaps you'd better do it, Myrbles. And in the meanwhile,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Charles and I will think up a way to find
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: whoever it was that did give miss Whittaker an opinion
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: on the matter. You're not forgetting, I suppose, said Parker
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: rather dryly, that before penning down a murder to any
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: particular motive, it is usual to ascertain that a murder
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: has been committed. So far, all we know is that,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: after a careful post mortem analysis, two qualified doctors have
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: agreed that miss Dawson died a natural death. I wish
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't keep on saying the same thing, Charles. It
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: bores me. So It's like the raven never flitting, which,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: as the poet observes, still is sitting. Still is sitting
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: inviting one to heave the pallid bust of palace at
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: him and have done with it. You wait till I
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: publish my epoch making work, the Murderer's Vadamaicum, or one
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Hundred Ways of Causing Sudden Death. That'll show you I'm
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: not a man to be trifled with. Oh well, said Parker.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: But he saw the Chief Commissioner next morning and reported
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: that he was at last disposed to take the Dawson
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: case seriously. End of Chapter fourteen