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Viva La Overreaction · PNW Haunts & Homicides

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  Speaker 1: Live Laugh Larseny discusses true petty crimes that may be
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  Speaker 1: disturbing to some.
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  Speaker 2: Or could be easy listening to all you psychopaths out there.
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  Speaker 1: All stories are based on actual events, but details may vary.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is not advised.
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  Speaker 1: Live Laugh. Welcome to Live Laugh Larceny. Getting a moving violation,
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  Speaker 1: shaken that ass. This is Trevin.
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  Speaker 2: I had another delayed reaction just then, but that was
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  Speaker 2: cute and I'm Amanda hate Trevin. Hey there, you've been
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  Speaker 2: on vacation. I'm about to go on one. We're kind
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  Speaker 2: of catching up here in the middle to do this episode.
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  Speaker 2: But what is your dreadful dilemma? Does it have anything
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  Speaker 2: to do with that with shaking my ass? Yeah, shaking
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  Speaker 2: that ass, and.
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  Speaker 1: I guess in a way my ass is involved. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: you got that ass, Radar. I brought up the idea
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  Speaker 1: to you that I think we are going to probably
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  Speaker 1: do a special where we have summer dilemmas and you're
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  Speaker 1: about to take a second vacation. Mine was a pretty
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  Speaker 1: big one, so I will probably expand on this more.
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  Speaker 1: But we took a beach vacation to Fowley Beach in
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  Speaker 1: South Carolina. I love beach towns. I love any vacation
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  Speaker 1: where I can pretty much just leisure by the beach
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  Speaker 1: and then walk to food.
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  Speaker 2: That's the dream.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's my favorite anytime I don't have to drive.
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  Speaker 1: Our house was about one point seven miles from the
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  Speaker 1: main pier, which also had all the restaurants and the
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  Speaker 1: groceries and all that. That's a little further than what
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  Speaker 1: we've done in the past, but we had a private
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  Speaker 1: beach like our house was on the beach. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we went all out this year. But by going all out,
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  Speaker 1: Emily thought, why don't we go a little bit bigger
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  Speaker 1: than what we normally do and instead of just walking
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  Speaker 1: all the time, let's ride bikes. Oh okay, And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if this subject of bikes has ever come
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  Speaker 1: up in this show, but I have an issue with bikes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh actually, I feel like I know this. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if it was talked about on the show, though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it might have been at a party we talked
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  Speaker 1: about I feel like I have told this. Yes, growing
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  Speaker 1: up in the country, I didn't really have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of streets to ride a bike on, and I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: gonna go pedal on gravel or try that hard, really,
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  Speaker 1: because I didn't like doing it that much. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: mom would kind of take me up to there was
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  Speaker 1: a black top road that touched our gravel road, and
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  Speaker 1: my mom would park on the corner and be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: go back and forth on just like a stretch of
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  Speaker 1: this little highway here. And I didn't really like that
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  Speaker 1: because anytime a car came up, I just felt so
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  Speaker 1: uneasy because I was like, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: In your way.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to get hurt by you, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be in your way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I never really rode a bike that much. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to say that I don't know how, but
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  Speaker 1: I would say that I'm probably a tiny bit more
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  Speaker 1: than somebody who doesn't know how to ride a bike.
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  Speaker 3: Oh damn.
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  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I was put on one
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  Speaker 1: and pushed down a hill at my grandparents' house, who
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  Speaker 1: lived by an old folks home, and all I knew
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  Speaker 1: were bicycles were you pedal backwards to break?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you told me this, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Ran it straight into a parked car. I've just had
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  Speaker 1: really weird issues with them. So I rode a bike
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  Speaker 1: for the first time, and let me tell you that
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  Speaker 1: I was going to have a panic attack instantly.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, my.
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  Speaker 1: Like adhd brain, I lose focus on my body so easily.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that I'm like, my life depends on being in
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  Speaker 1: my body and balanced, huh. And so I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: bike and trying to look ahead. But anytime something kept
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  Speaker 1: which is my eye and I'm like, oh that's a
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  Speaker 1: cute little something, or look at that piece of art,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh no, I'm about to die. And
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  Speaker 1: so I have to look back because my body would
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  Speaker 1: just go doing its own thing if I wasn't completely
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  Speaker 1: focused on riding a bike. There was no bike lean
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  Speaker 1: or anything. So there were cars behind me, which the
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  Speaker 1: whole place is covered in signs it says relax, it's
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  Speaker 1: folly beach, don't speed, like the whole place is chill. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but don't matter to me because I was so uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And when you're in a car and you're an asshole
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  Speaker 1: on the road, people look at you as like, oh
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  Speaker 1: I hate you, you volkswag, and like they think of
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  Speaker 1: you as a car. I'm not in a car though,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a bike, so like they can actually hate
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  Speaker 1: me directly. I hate that guy specifically on the bike,
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  Speaker 1: so I could just feel everybody hating me for being
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  Speaker 1: slow on the road, and I was afraid I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna wreck. We were getting to our first bar and
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  Speaker 1: we were two blocks away from it, and I decided
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  Speaker 1: to walk and push the bike because I mentally was like,
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  Speaker 1: if my brain gets distracted by one thing, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: going to turn it to the side and wreck. And
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  Speaker 1: Emily's like, I think you can do it. I said,
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  Speaker 1: if you want me to hurt myself, I'll ride the bike.
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  Speaker 1: It was a bit of a rough first time, and
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  Speaker 1: then I got better as it went along.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and no crashes, no injuries.
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  Speaker 1: No crashes, oh my ass?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, where does your ass come into all those?
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  Speaker 1: We got to bring that puppy back in the bike.
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  Speaker 1: Seed just hurt my ass alive. So Emily's getting a
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  Speaker 1: bike from her sister and they had another bike that
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  Speaker 1: they were like, you want one for Trevin and I said, no,
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  Speaker 1: I will never ride a bike leisurely. That was fun
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  Speaker 1: because it was like using it as transportation, but there's
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  Speaker 1: no leisure riding a bike. That was absolutely awful.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Am so sorry you have had such bad experiences on bikes.
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  Speaker 2: I grew up in a town. It wasn't gravel roads
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  Speaker 2: like you grew up on though.
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  Speaker 1: It was like.
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  Speaker 2: Halfway paved, halfway gravelly, you know what I mean. But
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  Speaker 2: I used to ride bikes all all the time as
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  Speaker 2: a kid, and I haven't rowed one in a very
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  Speaker 2: long time. I might be scared now if I did.
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  Speaker 2: But I used to love it. I used to love
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  Speaker 2: doing it leisurely. I don't know about now. Maybe we're
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  Speaker 2: too old.
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  Speaker 1: It's frightening.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Trevin, I also have a dreadful dilimma. And it
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  Speaker 2: also happened on a trip of mine, and it also
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  Speaker 2: has to do with transportation, so that's really funny.
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  Speaker 3: Mine wasn't as.
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  Speaker 2: Big of his trip as the one I'm about to
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  Speaker 2: go on. But my family and I we went to
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  Speaker 2: Beaver Lake in Arkansas. It's our second summer doing it.
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  Speaker 2: We went last year, fell in love with the lake
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  Speaker 2: and we just wanted to go back, so I went
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  Speaker 2: with Jordan and my kids, my mom, my dad. We
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  Speaker 2: stayed in airbnb. It wasn't as cool of a spot
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  Speaker 2: because the year before we had like a private cove
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  Speaker 2: almost where it was really gradual pebbles and like the
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  Speaker 2: girls could ease into the water. This was more of
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  Speaker 2: like a drop off situation. Wasn't good. They kind of
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  Speaker 2: skewed the image. He couldn't really tell if it was
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  Speaker 2: a good swimming spot. But anyway, it's okay because Jordan's
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  Speaker 2: uncle and and they live pretty close by and they
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  Speaker 2: have a boat, so they were gonna bring it. We
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  Speaker 2: were gonna explore all over the place, right, So we're
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  Speaker 2: really excited. It's our first day there. About to get
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  Speaker 2: on the boat. Jordan was like, Okay, I'm gonna drive
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  Speaker 2: my truck down to Pebble Beach, which is this little
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  Speaker 2: swimming area, and he's like, and then maybe we can
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  Speaker 2: get on their boat there. I'm gonna go, like fill
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  Speaker 2: it out. Whatever. And so I didn't hear back from
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  Speaker 2: Jordan for quite a while, and I was like, what
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  Speaker 2: is going on? And he calls me and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm fucking stuck.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: And He's like, my truck is stuck on this beach
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  Speaker 2: in front of all these people. There's just no way,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, what the hell. So while that is
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  Speaker 2: going on, Jordan's uncle, who lives about an hour and
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  Speaker 2: so away, they are there at Beaver Lake, but they
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  Speaker 2: forgot their boat keys at home, so they had to
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  Speaker 2: go and get new keys. He was stuck in the beach,
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  Speaker 2: and I was just like, what the hell is going on?
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  Speaker 1: Why was he on the beach if the boat wasn't
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  Speaker 1: there yet.
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  Speaker 3: Don't ask me.
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  Speaker 2: So eventually we went down there and Jordan was all,
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  Speaker 2: you know, pissy and embarrassed and all the anger feelings
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  Speaker 2: that you can feel when you do something dumb. And
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  Speaker 2: his truck is literally a couple feet from the water.
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  Speaker 2: It like slid into the pebbles, and I was just like,
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  Speaker 2: what the hell. Long story short, we made the most
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  Speaker 2: of it. We ended up going swimming, We ended up
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  Speaker 2: going on the boat still, We ended up doing all
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  Speaker 2: this cool shit, but it took a tow person four hours.
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  Speaker 1: To get out there. It was really stuck. Huh.
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  Speaker 2: It was really stuck. And it was kind of embarrassing
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  Speaker 2: because after that we saw other trucks drive it and
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  Speaker 2: not get stuck.
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  Speaker 3: So that just puts on the wound a bit.
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  Speaker 1: He's got the wimpy truck.
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  Speaker 3: But it was rescued. All was well.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't get in the water and nothing like that.
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  Speaker 2: And I do have videos of Jordan and the truck
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  Speaker 2: getting towed and I'm on the boat filming him and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like and he's like flipping me.
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  Speaker 3: Up through the window.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, it's funny. I have lots of pictures and
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  Speaker 2: content to show you all.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, you are the best support. But I can totally
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  Speaker 1: relate with Jordan in the situation because when you're struggling
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  Speaker 1: and a lot of people are around, I haven't felt
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  Speaker 1: that way, and quite sometime.
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  Speaker 3: It's horrible when that happens. I agree.
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  Speaker 2: So, Trevin, this week, or should I say, kermit my god,
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  Speaker 2: this week we are going to be doing killer facts.
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  Speaker 2: We traced the facts.
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  Speaker 1: They're coming from inside the house.
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  Speaker 2: So since you are a big sound effect guy, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to share a sound.
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  Speaker 3: Fact with you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, I'm intimidated.
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  Speaker 2: I hope it's easy listening, So, Trevin. In nineteen ninety seven,
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  Speaker 2: an extremely loud and low frequency sound was recorded in
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  Speaker 2: the Southern Pacific Ocean. So how old would you have been?
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  Speaker 1: Seven?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: So I was born in ninety one, so I would
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  Speaker 2: have been six.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The mysterious noise was picked up by NOAA, a program
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  Speaker 2: monitoring underwater sounds using hydrophones to those that hurt it.
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  Speaker 2: The sound was nicknamed the Bloop.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't there so cute and funny? The Bloop?
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  Speaker 2: It was detected approximately three thousand miles away, making it
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  Speaker 2: one of the loudest underwater sounds ever recorded. Early theories
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  Speaker 2: of what CAUs the clamor ranged from a massive undiscovered creature,
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  Speaker 2: a large scale volcanic eruption, or a secret military operation.
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  Speaker 2: But in two thousand and five, NOAA deployed additional hydrophones
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  Speaker 2: closer to Antarctica and began to hear the bloop sound again.
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  Speaker 2: This led them to link the sound to ice quakes,
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  Speaker 2: specifically when icebergs break away from glaciers do to climate change.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I know that's not true or a fact at all.
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  Speaker 1: That's a hoax all around.
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  Speaker 3: Shut your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard of this in some way,
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like the bloops I've heard of like
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  Speaker 1: this seismic sound. But yeah, I don't remember ever learning
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  Speaker 1: that it was from ice quakes, though.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, ice quakes. It took them a while, So what
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  Speaker 2: did I say? Nineteen ninety six to two thousand and
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  Speaker 2: five is when they finally found out what the cause
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  Speaker 2: of the bloop was. But I mean, it sounds cute
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  Speaker 2: in theory, but climate change isn't so cute.
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  Speaker 3: After all.
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  Speaker 1: It's wild to think that it's under water. But it's
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  Speaker 1: like super loud, you know, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you would find that to be fascinating because, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it has to do a sound. Have you heard of
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  Speaker 2: hydrophones or any of the things I was saying, Does
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  Speaker 2: that ring a bell?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I want to say that maybe even at one point,
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  Speaker 1: because you can't hear the blue like there is the sound, right, Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think i'd even heard it before, but I think
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  Speaker 1: when I had heard of it, I think I only
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  Speaker 1: knew of like people theorizing.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, which, oh should I play it for us?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can play it for us, and I'll just rip.
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  Speaker 1: The real thing.
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  Speaker 3: Was that it Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's not like a bluep Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounded more bloopy.
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  Speaker 2: But the fact that it was so loud that it
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  Speaker 2: picked up on it that many miles away is just
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  Speaker 2: pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you can see how it got the name. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you can the blue blue from far away underwater. That
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  Speaker 1: is an ice quake. Yeah, imagine a planet exploding and
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  Speaker 1: just all the life going away. It's like and this
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  Speaker 1: has a cute little sound, and everybody just gives it
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  Speaker 1: that we're talking about an ice quake.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a literal ice quake, cracking glaciers into the
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  Speaker 2: cold waters, and all we're hearing.
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  Speaker 1: Is loop audio and going through water that stuff. It's
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  Speaker 1: so cool.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Well for my killer fact. I have a different kind
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  Speaker 1: of naturrey thing. It's a mixture a couple of our
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  Speaker 1: favorite things.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, animal facts, love it and butts. Oh so whose
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  Speaker 2: but are we talking about today? So I found this
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  Speaker 2: article recently from CBC dot ca that was very entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: It's not just funny but also really interesting at the
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  Speaker 2: same time. And the article is titled chimps are sticking
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  Speaker 2: grass and sticks in their butts as a fashion trend.
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  Speaker 3: For real, for real? WHOA tell me everything?
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  Speaker 1: And I was just taken by that title. Same But
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  Speaker 1: then when I learned more about it, I thought, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually just really cool fact too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think this was something I could use, and
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  Speaker 1: then I was so happy to find that it's something
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  Speaker 1: I can. Wow, So here we go. Recently, researchers observed
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  Speaker 1: a strange new behavior among a group of chimpanzees at
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  Speaker 1: chim Funshi Wildlife Orphanage in Zambia chimpanzees inserting grass and
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  Speaker 1: sticks into their ears and anuses. The behavior was documented
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  Speaker 1: in a study published in the journal Behavior. According to
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  Speaker 1: Jake Brooker, a psychologist and Great Apes researcher at Durham University, quote,
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  Speaker 1: we were really shocked that this had happened again. We
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  Speaker 1: were even more shocked that they were doing their own
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  Speaker 1: spin on this by also inserting the grass and sticks
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  Speaker 1: in a different orifice. The individual believed to have started
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  Speaker 1: the anus insertion version of the trend is a male
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  Speaker 1: chimp named Juma. Within a week of Juma's first display
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  Speaker 1: of the behavior, most of the group mates were doing
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  Speaker 1: the same. This isn't the first time in behavior like
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  Speaker 1: this has spread among chimps at the orphanage. Back in
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  Speaker 1: twenty ten, a female chimp named Julie began sticking blades
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  Speaker 1: of grass into her ear. The trend quickly caught on
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  Speaker 1: with her group. Seven others adopted it. Even after Julie's
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  Speaker 1: death in twenty thirteen, at least two chimps in her group,
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  Speaker 1: including her son, were still doing it years later. So
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  Speaker 1: the researchers believe that the whole ear grass thing was
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  Speaker 1: just because they were watching humans the chimpanzees. The groups
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  Speaker 1: never interacted with each other, but they shared the same
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  Speaker 1: human caretakers. The caretakers reportedly use matchsticks or grass to
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  Speaker 1: clean their ears while working, which I'm like, you.
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  Speaker 2: Nastyay, what what what?
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  Speaker 1: And you're working with chimps and stuff. You're just like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: just take some grass out and start cleaning my ear.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are the one that should be locked in
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  Speaker 2: the cage.
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  Speaker 4: Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Nobody's coming out and saying it, but it's just like,
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  Speaker 1: did somebody feel a little awkward about it? Like the
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  Speaker 1: chimps are telling on you, you nasty bro quote. The chimps
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  Speaker 1: have potentially copied it from a human who was walking
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  Speaker 1: by the enclosure or one of the caregivers who was
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  Speaker 1: just going about their days. As Brooker puts it, like
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  Speaker 1: with all cultures, things change over time and they get
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  Speaker 1: refined and new quirks and new traditions popped up. As
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  Speaker 1: for the reason behind putting grass in the anus, researchers
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  Speaker 1: aren't sure, but Julie tric Robe, a primatologist at the
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  Speaker 1: University of Toronto, offered a possible explanation. Quote they spend
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  Speaker 1: a lot of time looking at each other's butts, so
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of not surprising that maybe they were innovating
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  Speaker 1: this way of sort of decorating their butts. Since the
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  Speaker 1: chimpanzees at Chimfushie are fed by humans and don't need
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  Speaker 1: to forage, Trichrobe suggests that they might have more leisure
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  Speaker 1: time to develop and engage in social or cultural behaviors
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  Speaker 1: that serve no direct survival purpose. Learning that animals have
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  Speaker 1: these same pointless little behaviors that become fads and become viral,
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  Speaker 1: I think it really shows how closely related we are
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  Speaker 1: to them, she said. For compared, Bricker pointed out to
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  Speaker 1: another animal trend, orcus placing salmon on their heads like hats.
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  Speaker 1: That behavior was seen in the nineteen seventies, it disappeared
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  Speaker 1: and then re emerged forty years later. He compared it
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  Speaker 1: to flared jeans as a fad. Then he ended it
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: with this really weird line. He said, this isn't the
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: strangest chimp behavior he's ever seen. This is the second.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: The first was post conflict fillatio between two male chimps,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: and then it also gave a link to the whole study.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: He wrote a whole big thesis about these angry dudes.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Wow, wow, Wow. I think it's really cute that there
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: is a possibility that they just have so much leisure
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: time that they decided to come up with some fun
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: trendyp fads for the pack. I don't know what you
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: call a group of chimps, but anyway, I think it's cute.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: I think part of it is kind of weird because
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: it's like, if they saw the caretaker cleaning their ear
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: with grass, was he also wiping his ass with it?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking, Like, one thing I'm seeing in
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: this whole thing is just this thing that's unspoken that
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: somebody's a weirdo who cleans their ears with grass, and
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: possibly they're anus. They're just sitting here like well monkeys,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: like looking at each other's asses, So maybe they just
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: evolved it. And it's like, I like, who you're going
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: with it. But I'm also thinking Marty over here with
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: the weird grass obsession at work, might also need some questioning.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Again for sure, but I would like to think, in
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: my own little naive way, I would like to believe
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: that they are doing it for looks, and maybe the
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: grass in the ear is kind of like an ear ring,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: and maybe the grass on the butt.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Butt ring a butt ring a butt plug, I guess.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: But cute, yeah, very cute.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Oh well, Trevin, we're not going to sell anyone any
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: butt plugs, but we do have.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: These ads and we're back.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Welcome.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: It is my week to tell my petty crime story first.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: And I'm hearing good things on the horizon from you
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: this week.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: As regular listeners know, Trevian and I usually just tell
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: each other the criminal or victim's name beforehand, so we
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: don't write out the same petty crime. But I had
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: to tell him who my people's names were. And it
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: is a very viral story. But luckily Trevan hasn't heard
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: too much about it.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: No, I was on the road driving to South Carolina
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: at the time that it was viral, and I was
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: on the beach and never looking at my phone. Got back,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: haven't caught up on anything, so I still don't know.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: So this is great.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I felt very passionate about covering it, and I wanted
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: to do it in my own creative way because I
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: know there's been a lot of coverage, right, but nothing
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: like we do right. And before I start to obviously,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know how we got here. Guys, I fluffed
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: it up a bit like we do live laugh larceny style,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: So here we go. Getting caught with your pants down
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: can be a really awkward experience.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Hey, how's your.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: How you react to this vulnerable position can change the
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: course of your entire existence. You could run away with
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: your tail between your legs. Instead, you could face your
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: fears head on and overcompensate.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Let me introduce you to Big Bill in the Twins.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Or you could swing your package round and round and
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: hope to get a few lighthearted chuckles. Each of these
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: responses lead to a different outcome and consequences. You could
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: end up shun from your community, charged with indecent exposure,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: or become the most hilarious guy in your crew. The
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: end result is all up to how you handle the encounter.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Today's story is a crime against humanity that went extremely
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: fucking viral, causing millions of viewers to ask themselves how
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: they'd react to being caught in a petty scandal. It
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: was a chilly winter evening in twenty twenty four as
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: two colleagues entered an empty elevator inside of a luxurious
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: New York skyscraper. The shiny elevator doors slowly shut, enclosing
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: them both in the small lift. Yet these two weren't
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: ordinary coworkers that stumbled over awkward small talk. The pair
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: found themselves in an intimate and an appropriate work relationship.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: What you're thinking another case of nepotism destroying the workplace,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: But that is where you're wrong. The couple's relationship was
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: much less incestuous and more illicit in nature. What it
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: started as a professional connection led to a reoccurring erection.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Fifty year old Andy Byron smiled in Henri Grin before
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: turning toward his coworker slash lover.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Asking a which floor my lady?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Fifty two year old Kristin Cabot giggled before responding with
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: sixty nine please. Andy pushed the provocative button and the
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: elevator started to ascend. It wasn't the only thing rising,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: as things began to heat up between the devilish duo.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Passionate eye gazing, heavy breathing, and intense kissing ensued until
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: at last they arrived on the sixty ninth floor. Andy
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: quickly adjusted his trousers and Kristin popped her nippleback into
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: her dress just before the elevator doors opened to their
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: holiday work event. The room was full of employees of Astronomer,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: the successful company focused around analytics, AI and absurdity. Instead
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: of gasping at seeing the two lovers alone together in
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: the elevator, the group didn't bat any at their entrance.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Bottles were popping, drinks were flowing, and no one seemed
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: to notice the coziness between them. To onlookers, they both
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: appeared to be happily married to other people, both owned
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: big homes, had children with their spouses, and seemed to
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: be living the dream. After all, Andy was the CEO
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: of the entire company and Kristin was hired as the
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: head of hr who adultree. No one expected such an
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: ironic entanglement, yet their secret love affair went on like
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: this for months. In public media interviews, Andy professional praised Kristin, stating.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: She has exceptional leadership, deep expertise, and passion for fostering
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: collaborative workplaces.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: But in private, he was more focused on the passion
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: they collaborated on in the sheets, tell.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Me I just got picked for a random drug test.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: After a while of hiding their affection, Kristin had started
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: to feel like a dirty, little secret terry instead of
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: someone Andy truly loved. To ease her worries, she called
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: him up one evening when they were both alone.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, Andy, I just wish we could go out like
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: normal couples.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Do, Kristin sighed as she looked off into the distance longingly.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: You know I do, to Kristin.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: If we did go on a date, it would have
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: to be somewhere no one.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Would use the cheating colleagues pondered for a moment, plotting
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: out a possible outing, when suddenly Kristin got an idea.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Ooh, what if we saw a concert.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: It's always dark and no one is focusing on people
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: out in the crowd. Let's see what shows are coming soon.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: The pair both googled upcoming concerts nearby and exchange criteria
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: for which genres were off limits.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: My wife loves J pop, so that's out of the question.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: My husband enjoys any singer who wears a cowboy hat wreak.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Not Taylor Swift.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Everyone knows I'm a Swift.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, there has to be something.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Just Then both of them scrolled down to the same
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: inconspicuous upcoming event, one that few would expect and even
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: fewer would attend. At the same time, Kristin and Andy both
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: suggested what about quickly. The night of the concert was
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: on July fifteenth, twenty twenty five, at Jellette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Kristin and Andy excitedly approached the stadium hand in hand,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: with no familiar faces in sight. They found their seats
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: just as the lights dimmed and light piano again. The
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: concert was a blend of melodic and dreamy rock pop,
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: accompanied by the airy vocals of the band's lead singer,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Chris Martin.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Oh Big shut c e O.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: In your midnight Globe, Saturday Night, and you cheating on
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: you Why.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: The entire time, Andy and Kristen were wrapped up in
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: each other's arms, swaying back and forth like a young
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: couple at their first prom.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: You blue your cover now, ucchi ucci, you cup with
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: your pass down, Youuchichi.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: In the middle of the show, the singer announced that
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: the next song would be a special dedication to members.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: In the crowd. This goes out to you. All.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Cameras would capture the audience on the JumboTron while Chris
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Martin sang an improvised line about the fans on sco.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: The crowd was buzzing with excitement, causing Andy to pull
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Kristin in a little closer. Their night out as an
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: undercover couple had gone on without any issue. They hadn't
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: recognized anyone else out in the crowd, and more importantly,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: no one else had recognized them. The set continued on,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: with the first fan on the big screen being a
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: handsome young man wearing a birthday boy sash across his chest.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: You're a handsome boy, and I love to see you
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: on your birthday.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: The singer sang a personalized tune for the man before
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: the screen faded away to the next lucky fans. Oh
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: look at Chris, Martin said into the mic. As the
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: camera focused on a mature couple holding each other lovingly.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Andy and Kristin smiled and looked up at the JumboTron,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: only to be frozen in sheer horror. The loving couple
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: looking back at them and the entire stadium of concertgoers
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: was Kristin and Andy. The secret lovers reacted swiftly to
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: the unwanted attention, without any time to think things through.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Kristin immediately threw her hands over her face, desperately trying
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: to shield her identity, while Andy dropped his hands from
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Kristin's waist and lowered himself down to the floor and
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: out of the camera's site. The jumbotrons stayed put as
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Cold Placed lead singer awkwardly continued to strom in his guitar.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: He leaned into the microphone and verily dryly commented.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Either they're having an affair or they're just really shy.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Kristin and Andy took off in different directions, getting lost
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: in the crowd, leaving the lead singer confused.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure what to do. Can we walk
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: with you? Oh shit, I hope we didn't do something bad.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: The camera eventually panned to another section of the audience
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: and focused on two women in banana costumes, where cold
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: plight giving Andy and Kristin the perfect distraction to flee.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: The pair hoped that the awkward encounter would remain a
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: close call and their affair would remain concealed. Little did
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: they know that their once secret rendezvous would make worldwide news.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: On July fifteenth, twenty twenty five, during a Coldplay concert
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: at Jillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts, a young woman named
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Grace Springer videoed an awkward interaction on the concerts JumboTron.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: The clips showed what appeared to be a loving couple
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: wrapped up in each other's arms and swing to music.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: That is until the couple realized that they were on
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: the big screen. Panic ensued, causing the woman caught on
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: camera to shield her face with her hands while the
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: man behind her ducked down and out of sight. The
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: video goes on to capture the lead singer of Coldplay,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Chris Martin, saying either they're having an affair or they're
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: just very shy. Oh shit, I hope we didn't do
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: something bad. Grace Springer was quoted about the event, stating,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: in the moment when I filmed it, I didn't think
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: much of it. It wasn't until after the concert where
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I was debriefing with my friends and I said, let's
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: review the footage. Let's see if it really looks that bad.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: And it does. I had no idea who the couple was,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: just thought I caught an interesting reaction to the Kisscammon
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: decided to post it within hours of the concert ending.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: The footage was online within a day. Internet Sluice had
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: identified both parties as fifty year old Andy Byron and
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: fifty two year old Kristin Cabot. Both of them worked
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: at Astronomer, a company focusing on AI and analytics. Andy
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: was the CEO of the company, while Kristin was the
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: head of HR. By July seventeenth, the video had blown
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: up on TikTok with ten point four million likes, and
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: just a week later, Andy Byron and Kristen Cabot resigned
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: from their positions. Other actions prompted by the explosive scandal
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: include Andy's wife moving his last name from her LinkedIn profile,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin's ex acting as Astronomer's temporary spokesperson,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: and rumors of potential lawsuits have been swirling online. At
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: the time of this recording, no official charges have been filed. However,
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: that doesn't mean no one was punished. Gray Springer, who
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: posted the viral video, gave a final quote on the matter, stating,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: a part of me feels bad for turning these people's
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: lives upside down, but play stupid games when stupid prizes.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I hope their partners can heal from this and get
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: a second chance that the happiness they deserve with their
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: future still in front of them. I hope for them
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: my video was a blessing in disguise. Getting caught with
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: your pants down or cheating on a Coldplay concert's JumboTron
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: can be pretty awkward. Yet I think this story proves
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: that it's all about how you handle the scandal. What
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: if the cheaters had played it cool and smiled at
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: the camera instead of acting guilty and foolish. My guess
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: is that we would have never heard of the story,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: not on the news or on our petty podcast. To
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: end the story, I will leave you all with some
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: extremely fitting cold Play lyrics late night watching TV. Used
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: to be you here beside me. Used to be your
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: arms around me, your body on my body, when the
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: world means nothing to me, another's arms, another's arms, when
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: the pain just rips right through me, another's arms, another's arms.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Damn, you really found some depth there with that Coldplay.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: At the end, I was like another's arms.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: That is literally what just a girl?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with that particular song, but me neither.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: There's a good fine for it, So a lot of
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: people probably won't believe that I really don't know that
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: much about the US, especially with us missing a week
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: and everything, so it was probably gonna come out even later, right.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I really, for the longest time, the only thing I
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: saw was like, Chris Martin exposes astronomer CEO cheating. And
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I did see the video of him like oooh and
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: like trying to hide and then looking like fools and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: her like just trying to hide behind a rando in
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: the crowd.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't even cover the gal laughing and the
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: side of it. I know a lot of people thought
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: that that was another employee or coworker of theirs, but
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I found no proof of that.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: So Okay. I usually speak up or make jokes about
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: little viral things like that, but I usually like to
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about before I do, so I
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: never did. Yeah, up until just today, I thought because
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: all I knew was the headlines in the video I saw.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I had heard she was hr for something. Yeah, I
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: thought that this was a pointed thing by Chris Martin
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: because he knew that this dude was cheating at his concert.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: And I thought that she was hr for play And
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: that was what I was saying this whole time. And
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I'm like this is deep, but it's not that deep.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: No, they just stumbled upon them in the crowd. But
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: I'm serious, I really wanted to hit this mark home. Okay,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: if they would have reacted normally, sure, maybe someone in
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: the audience maybe could have recognized them. I don't know,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: but it never would have been posted online and never
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: would have gone fucking viral as fuck. It's like their reaction,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: they're horrible, awkward, bizarre ass reaction is what made it
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: go viral. So I just had to put that in there.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing like when I
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: first fot out at this. Emily and I talked about
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: it a little bit on our drive. And to your point,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: when you see those men who are like the chronic
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: cheaters or you know, bad dudes like our president or something,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: they can lie straight to your face and tell you
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: that's not what you saw, even though you caught them, right,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: And I think that I don't want to say a
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: skilled cheater, because obviously he was great at cheating, but
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: a person who like does this kind of thing a
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: lot probably would just stand fir amanent and just be like,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: don't react. And even if they did get caught, like
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: the wife said, he looks like you'd be like, it
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: wouldn't me.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Wasn't me?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Exactly?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I would denote my arms around her. Okay, if it
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: was me, who cares, We're just at a concert. Yeah, exactly. No,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: they handled it so bizarrely. Obviously, shouldn't have been doing
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: in the first place. Obviously too. I looked it up.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: He lives in Massachusetts and she lives. I can't remember
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: where she lives. It's somewhere also in a different East
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Coast state, but he lives in Massachusetts. They work in
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: New York, and he took her to a concert in
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Massachusetts where he lives.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a weird choice.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: So that was really risky already. But anyway, I had
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: to tell it. I know this is one that I
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: haven't done in a while where it's a crime against
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: humanity and no actual charges have been filed yet, but
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: there has been damage done and there may be criminal
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: charges by the time this episode even airs, to be honest. Really, Yeah,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: there's been a lot of fake news, like a lot
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: of fake statements that have been created and circulating online
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: and stuff. But there have been rumors saying that Andy
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Byron wants to sue coldplay. Who knows if that's going
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: to happen.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, And that makes the whole Gwyneth Paltrow
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: thing feel really kind of pointless now that I know
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Chris Martin really had nothing to do with that. Besides,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: just like, I mean, your fair game if you're in
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: the crowd. It's not like he like, you know, my
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: original thought was he directly pointed him out right.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know why they made Gwyneth Paltrow their temporary spokesperson,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: but probably because they were just getting so much you know,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: viral hits to keep it going, Yeah, and they just
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: wanted a big star. And as she is kind of
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: connected to the story because Chris Martin's her ex, but
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I don't really know. I didn't look into that too deeply,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: to be honest, because there's just so much I had
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: to get in there. But yeah, very weird.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: When I first found out about this, it was around
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: the time i'd finished the story about the guy who
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: was tugging his chicken and the sauna, and I said,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: you know, when doing something, you need to have a
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: good excuse, because if you're just left up to your
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: own devices or your own imagination and a heated moment,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: you're going to have a really stupid excuse or you're
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: going to react poorly. That was kind of one thing
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, like if I'm going to do something bad,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: like yeah, this dude's probably been cheating for a while
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: and they you know, probably graduated to the let's be
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: in public together level kind of like you had said yes.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: But like if I was cheating and getting to that point,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: it would be like, Okay, I'm going into a dangerous
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: territory of getting caught. I should have an excuse ready.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: If I'm caught in a car, I should have an
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: excuse ready if I'm caught my And I'm not saying
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I'm like a genius. I just overthink and worry about everything.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: He's not overthinking this one. This guy is not.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I was cheating and took a girl to
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: a concert, I would think what if I popped upon
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: the kiss cam? Like I guarantee you my brain would
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: have thought of that.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a ballsy, dumb thing to do in general,
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: and then to react like that is just even dumber.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: It's just like we have to make fun of you guys.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Yeah, I.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Guess that kind of shows the lack of shame, lack
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: of respect. Yeah, I would feel really guilty if I
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: was doing something like that, so that's why I would
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: think ahead. But maybe he just doesn't feel guilty about it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just acts like it when he's on camera.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I can't relate to people at that. But a great story.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Your innuendos were off the chains. What a very sexually
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: charged Oh.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: My god, I know this is really sexy you guys.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I talked about nipples popping out, I
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: talked about erections. I mean, it was kind of one
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: of those really risque ones.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: But I had fun writing it.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: It was really fun to make fun of them and
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: their love affair.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I think this is gonna be a good one. I
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: have a really good feeling about it. I hope that
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I find the time and I'm able to put a
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: song in there, because I can hear it already, as
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: you were.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Speaking a life, that's what like a lot of Coldplay
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: sounds like. I mean, I like some of Coldplay, but
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: it has that very like.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: He does a lot of like long notes. Yeah, we'll
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: see what I do.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I'm excited.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: So, although I did know what your story was, going
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: to be. I didn't plan anything to try to connect
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: with yours or anything. I wanted to try to keep
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: it as authentic as authentic as I could. I have
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: something in common that I've noticed in our writing styles
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: this week, but you might have to look. I mean,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: there's not like super straightaway connections, but I'm sure we
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: have some. Okay, this is a super new one that
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: came from the beginning ish of July, and it spoke
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: to me. It spoke to me in a different way
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: than a story spoken to me in a while, and
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: it gave me a really good vehicle to be dumb.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I just want to be dumb with y'all, So here
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: we go. Predicting other people's reactions is basically a full
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: time job, just one of the mini background processes always
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: running in my brain. From a young age, I learned
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: that other people's emotions could dictate mine. The more people
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I met, the more I realized how little I actually
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: understood them, So out of self preservation, I took mental notes,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: eye contact, tone of voice, favorite words, character flaws. Behind
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: the scenes, I was always running simulations, calculating where a
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: conversation might go so I could brace for impact, because
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: when someone's mood suddenly shifts, my reaction might lead me
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: exposed to hurt feelings or worse, vulnerability. Now, at thirty five,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I can admit that wasn't a healthy way to live.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: That was a young man's answer to a confusing world.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I've tried to unlearn the instinct, but the truth remains.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: The unexpected is inevitable, and when it hits not even
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: you will make sense to yourself. Honestly, it's enough to
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: make me never want to leave the house, because even
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: if my best friend randomly pissed their pants and started
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: screaming at a restaurant, I.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Am the reincarnation of King Todt.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I'd be the one haunted by embarrassment just for how
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I handled it. Please stop. Today's story is about one
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: of those moments where someone's unpredictable behavior meets someone else's
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: inexplicable decision, because the more random the event, the more
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: explosive the response. Key West, Florida, the southernmost point of
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the continental US, home of the Overseas Highway, past still
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: conch style houses and beaches that slide softly into the sea.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: The second deepest thing around, right after the mind of Cynthia.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Cynthia was thirty eight, and she felt and pondered everything,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: from the hypothetical sound of a tree falling in an
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: empty forest to the looping nature of time and its
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: endlessly repeated Mistakes's right fism. She believed in cause and effect,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: in karmic ripples, and in the quiet truth that we
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: are all just stardust. Cynthia had thoughts big ones on humanity, morality,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: and respecting the rare privilege of belonging to the world.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: She understood the consequences of human nature, she just never
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: understood why people kept choosing them anyway. She stood in
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: her kitchen staring at the faucet. Every few seconds, a
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: drop of water fell into the empty sink. Over time,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: the drips had combined just enough to create a tiny
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: stream flowing toward the drain. Cynthia thought about how much
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: movement she had created simply by doing a terrible job
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: of turning the knob.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: A careless act, and yet so much beauty occurs.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: She whispered to herself, before reaching up and turning the
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: water off completely. The flow stopped. The pool of droplets
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: sat still, unable to move forward. It felt like a
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: metaphor for Cynthia's uncircumstances. Her face had been cut off
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: and so at her food supply on account of her
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: not going grocery shopping for three weeks. With a rare
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: break from the quiet tragedy of her own inaction, Cynthia
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: chose change. She grabbed her keys, took a breath, and
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: embarked on a brave journey to the grocery store, starting
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: her Toyota Corolla. Cynthia's attention was immediately pulled toward the
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: DJ's voice on the local radio station and in some
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: feel good news, Florida's black bear population continues to rise.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Someone must have put some Marvin Gay on in those woods,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: because these bears are really hummen. She shuddered instinctively, her
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: hand found the small canister of bear mace dangling from
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: her keychain. Only then did she shift in the drive.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Cynthia cruised down the st on bleached streets of Key West,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: her eyes scanning not just for pedestrians, but for any
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: rogue signs of bear activity. It wasn't that she hated bears.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: She loved nature, believed in balance. She donated to be sanctuaries.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: She let spiders liver it free in her bathroom, but bears,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: bears are where the piece ended. Her fear started early
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Disney World, A hug too long, a costume that didn't blink.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Oh Winnie the poo had stared into her soul, and
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: she'd never forgotten it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Say cheese ever since.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: She'd lived in a quiet readiness for their inevitable rematch.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: But her speed and her emotional guard lowered as a
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: creature on the road ahead caught her eye. Cynthia flipped
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: on her hazard lights and gently brought the Corolla to
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: a stop. The residential street was empty, the breeze smelled
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: like sunscreen and salt. Then in the middle of it
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: all stood a small white chicken. It hesitated, stepping toward
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: the opposite lane, then back again, directly in front of
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Cynthia's car, unsure, vulnerable, so small against the indifference of
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: modern infrastructure. Cynthia saw herself in the bird, frozen by decision,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: unsure of which direction led to growth and which led
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: to doom.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I know that, look, she whispered, I've lived that metaphor.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: She felt instantly bonded to her new feathered friend, not
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: because its dilemma mirrored her own inner spirals, but because
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: at long last she had a front row seat to
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: the living answer of an age old riddle. Why did
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: the chicken cross the road? Cynthia didn't know yet, but
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: whatever the reason, she believed in it. Cynthia continued watching
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: the chicken, each shift in its direction pulling her closer
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: to the edge of her seat. Like life, it wasn't
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: just about where the chicken was going, it was how
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: it got there. Every subtle pivot, every neck twitch seemed
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: to whisper this matters, and Cynthia felt it in her bones.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: The chicken wasn't just crossing the road, It was crossing
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: into a new chapter of its life. But just as
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: the hen began locking eyes with possibility and Cynthia prepared
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: to weep for a bird's newfound purpose, and aggressive sound
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: shattered the moment Cynthia and the chicken turned their heads
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: startled behind the park rolla sat a gray sedan, its
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: driver wildly gesturing through the window. Her gut clenched, The
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: chicken froze, and then slowly it backed away toward the curb.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Cynthia's hands fidgeted on the steering wheel, the guilt of
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: inconveniencing someone, a sin worse than theft in her book
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: poured over her. Her mind raised, should she get out
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: and help picked the chicken up, apologize to the car
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: behind her for valuing emotional symbolism over traffic flow. But
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: before the spiral could complete, something shifted. A breeze cut
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: through the air. The chicken paused, lifted its head, and
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: turned back toward the opposite side of the road. With
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: its breast to the sky, the bird took two bold
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: steps forward. Cynthia gasped. She felt seen another step and another.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: The moment was cinematic. Even the honking faded as Cynthia
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: felt herself inching toward courage. The bird marched on a
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: fragile symbol of hope, steps away from something deeper, and
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: then an American in a hurry ruined everything in a blink.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Cynthia's embodyment of meaning and growth had vanished beneath the
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: blur of tires and feathers. She didn't move, She couldn't.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Her brain refused to believe what her eyes had already accepted.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: The gray Sadan disappeared up the road unbothered, and finally
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the pieces fell into place. Cynthia grappled with the question
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: that would remain unanswered, the small death that could have
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: been avoided, and how her once powerful metaphor had now
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: twisted into oblique declaration that nothing really matters. Her anger
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: and disappointment concentrated into a single tear, It fell, and
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: with it, Cynthia slammed her foot under the gas pedal.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: It didn't take long to find the gray Sadan idling
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: at a near by red light. She pulled up fast,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: slighting her Corolla directly in front of the other car,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: boxing it in. Then, with the grace of a woman
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: both grieving and unhinged, Cynthia removed her keys, opened her door,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: and stepped into the street.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna teach you a liston.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Cynthia screamed, barling towards the sedan's driver's side. What the fuck,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: the driver yelled, catching the door just as Cynthia began
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: to wrench it open. The driver scrambled to lock it
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: while Cynthia yanked the interior handle through the open window.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: The two women wrestled in a tug of war with
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: modern engineering. As a second person screamed from the passenger seat,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Cynthia was losing ground. Her unfamiliarity with the door mechanics
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: left her at a disadvantage. As the latch clicked and
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: the window began to rise, she found herself at another
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: cross road. Would her story in here cut short an
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: impatient stranger the same way her chickens had, or would
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: she become the change that she wished to see in
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: the world and actually make it to the other side.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Cynthia pulled her hands back from the glass and let
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: them fall to her sides. Then, with quiet resolve, she
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: raised her keychain and sprayed bear mace directly through the
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: shrieking gap. The window sealed just after trapping. The screams
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: inside shit, and as the car rocked in a haze
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: of peppery justice, Cynthia turned like an action hero walking
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: away from an explosion. She strolled back to her crolla keychain,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: swinging from mace to ignition. In the end, Cynthia didn't
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: run simulations. She just acted, not wisely, but freely. Without
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: a backward glance, she drove off, leaving behind the chaos
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: and accelerating straight into her destiny. On July ninth, twenty
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: twenty five, thirty eight year old Florida woman Cynthia Sosa
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: was arrested in Key West for attacking a fellow driver
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: who ran over a chicken she had stopped to let
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: cross the road. According to police, Sosa had patiently stopped
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: her car to allow the bird's safe passage, with another driver,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Perla de Miller, pulled up behind her, honking in frustration.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: De Miller, en route to pick up her child from daycare,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: eventually swerved around Sosa's vehicle and in doing so ran
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: over the chicken. Unwilling to let the poultry hit and
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: run go unanswered, Sosa followed de Miller's car, pulled in
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: front of it, and forced it to stop. She then
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: attempted to open de Miller's car door, and during the confrontation,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: unleashed a cann of bear maceread both de Miller and
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: her passenger directly in the face. Cynthia wanted to teach
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: her a lesson, the police report read, so she pulled
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: out her bear mace and sprayed it into the vehicle,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: sprang Perla directly in the face while she was seated inside.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: The two victims, temporarily blinded, were unable to see which
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: direction Sosa drove often, but in a bold turn of events,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Sosa voluntarily went to the Keys Police Department to explain
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: her actions, telling officers she was quote angry that de
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Miller had killed a chicken. Sosa was arrested and charged
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: with two counts of aggravated battery and one count of
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: burglary with assualt or battery. She scheduled for arraignment on
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: July twenty fourth. At the time of writing the story,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: no official punishments had been determined. Well, that was quite
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: a journey we all just took. Some might say we
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: transcended and glimpsed a deeper truth. Others might say they
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: just heard a story about a woman macing two strangers.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: No matter where you fall on the pseudo intellectual spectrum,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: one thinks for certain you heard a story. As for
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Cynthia Sosa, she's a curious and oddly relatable anti hero.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: On one hand, I think a lot of animals deserve
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: more sympathy than people, and I can get caught up
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: in the poetry of a moment. But would I assault
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: a fellow human over the careless killing of a chicken.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I'd like to think I wouldn't, But as I said
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: at the beginning, a senseless act can summon a senseless
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: version of yourself, So I can't say for sure that
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't and I'd never want to live a life
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: that avoids those kind of moments entirely, because that's where
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: life thrives, in the absurd, the unexpected, the bizarre intersections
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: of impulse and feeling. So help the chicken in your
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: mind cross the road, whether that road leads to better life,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: a calling, or just something weirdly beautiful. And if anyone
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: gets in your way, maybe don't carry beerry Mace, but
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: do carry conviction.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Now we all know kind of why the chicken crossed
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: the road, but maybe it didn't quite make it.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure what its motive was, but Spoilerlert,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: it didn't.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Make it, so sad.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: I love how you built that up, though, like each
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: step the chicken took was like this dramatic moment forward
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: and then oh, there it went.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I can really relate to finding deepness and dumb shit. Yeah,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: but also, I mean I did that to build up
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: her character and make more of a story. But I
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: also can relate to the fact that I hate impatient people.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: On the road.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't give a shit about other people. Yes, it
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: was an empty road. There's a picture of it online
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: from Google Maps. It's just a residential street. Just drive
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: slowly around. Yeah, see what this person is looking at? Yeah,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: not that hard.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong. Have there been times where I
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: want to spray someone on the road with bear mace? Yes, yes,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent. However, this is where it leads sometimes.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: You know, I get it, I get protect the chicken.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: I get being pissed off and letting your emotions run wild.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: But damn yeah, to follow through like it wasn't just
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: a road rage incident, like they separated and then she
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: caught back up to her to finish it back off,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: so that it feels kind of premeditated a little bit.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: I wonder why she decided to turn herself in.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I wonder that too. It's funny. One of the original
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: articles I read, they said they found her somewhere, but
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: then later ones after they gave the victim's name, they
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: admitted that she turned herself in. So I don't really
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: know what the deal is with that. There hasn't been
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of stuff on her at all, and
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: there really is anything on the victim, but it's after
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: July twenty fourth that we're recording this, and there's nothing
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: in the news. I'll see if I can find some
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: like Florida research, because remember the Florida fact, we learned
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: that everything's out there. Say, there is a chance that
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: maybe she just went in there and asked for more time,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: and then there's maybe a new date, So that's probably
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: another reason.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I mean I could relate a ton to
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: the main goal. But I get also why you can't
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: just spray people with mace all the time.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Right, it's the wrong thing to do. That person didn't
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: deserve it. However, I really hope that that person thinks
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: about the time they were maced next time they want
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: a honk and be a dick hole on the road.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: No, straight up like chill, the people who don't get
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: over when there's like people on the side of the road,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: the people that speed around others. Like, no, they do
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: deserve to get maceed. But maybe not really.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like naturally by the universe, not from people. I'm
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: not saying it's okay for a person to do it, yes,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: but if a tree did it somehow, or you know,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: the wind just brushed a mace of their direction or
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  Speaker 1: something that would be okay. Yeah, there's a guy I
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: saw on my way to work the other day. I
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: thought I was going to get hit head on. I
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: was leaving the city and the other road next to
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: it with you know, the other lane going two lanes,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: it was stopped and some person just drove in the
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  Speaker 1: medium in a big ass truck, just the big grass
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  Speaker 1: media and just drove in it and was kind of
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  Speaker 1: get hit head on because somebody just didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: sit in traffic. Yeah, and that's a person that deserves
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  Speaker 1: if something like that happened natural amazing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, Trevin, as I told you while you were telling
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  Speaker 2: your story, our connection is that it's all about how
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: you react to crazy situations.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, unexpected situations, terrible reactions.
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  Speaker 2: Terrible the worst reactions people, which I mean fits our
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  Speaker 2: show perfectly. So I love that for us.
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  Speaker 1: And like I said, I didn't pick my story to
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: match with yours. I only picked it because I would
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: just love the idea of somebody teaching something like that
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  Speaker 1: a lesson. It was later that I focused on the
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: reaction and all that. Yeah, I did also want to say,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: in the way that we wrote, I felt like you
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: were very poetic with your innuendos and stuff like yes, affection,
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  Speaker 1: erection and stuff like that. And there was a couple
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  Speaker 1: of things you said where I think I said poetic
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  Speaker 1: to something you said, Yes, I was overly poetic with
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: this just because I had to stretch so much of
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  Speaker 1: her mind. So yeah, very poetic this week too.
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  Speaker 2: We were, and bringing in the Cold Play lyrics is
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  Speaker 2: kind of a poetic thing too. I feel the poetry
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  Speaker 2: in this room today, Trevin, and I hope that others
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  Speaker 2: will as well.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a deep little day.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 2: I hope everyone is just having the best week ever.
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