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What is Sex Like in Space_(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll bring a couple. A little space candy, you
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  Speaker 1: feel me, bro?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, that's between us, but.
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  Speaker 2: Well, something you need to know. Yeah. I'm duty bound
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  Speaker 2: to alert you of this.
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  Speaker 1: I'll bring a couple ladies, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I get that.
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  Speaker 1: How much do you think it was drugs?
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  Speaker 2: I totally understood. Okay. And which leads me to say.
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  Speaker 1: I'll bring a little bit of drugs.
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  Speaker 2: That. Okay. In space, you might not need them, because
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  Speaker 2: you're as high as fuck in space.
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  Speaker 1: You're lying.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm just saying you are in space. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Usually on Earth, you say, I want to escape my
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  Speaker 2: moment here and float somewhere else. You are literally floating
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  Speaker 2: in space. And you're going to say, I need drugs
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  Speaker 2: to now transcend that? That's a waste of drugs. Leave
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  Speaker 2: the drugs for people still on Earth, A. B, if
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  Speaker 2: you bring in some arm candy, I'm duty bound as
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  Speaker 2: a physicist to tell you that Sex in space is
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  Speaker 2: very different to execute.
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  Speaker 1: I'm into some shit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, most things you do on Earth while
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  Speaker 2: having sex, you would careen and bounce off the back
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  Speaker 2: walls of the spaceship if you're in zero G.
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  Speaker 1: What about even oral sex? Is that possible in space? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good. But you're floating, and so... You know, on Earth,
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  Speaker 2: you're in the same place at the same time. In space,
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  Speaker 2: you have to be strapped down, is my point.
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  Speaker 1: So you have to bring kind of straps with you.
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  Speaker 2: That's the way you said that.
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  Speaker 1: Or you have to bring something.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I have to bring straps? Yeah, I would have
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  Speaker 2: done that anyway. I mean, I'm just saying like- Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you have to strap because on Earth, you're assuming the
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  Speaker 2: person is there every time you're in body contact. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I see. But in space, in zero G, body contact
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  Speaker 2: sends someone careening off the wall.
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  Speaker 3: So say if you were engaging in some type of
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  Speaker 3: sexual activity and one person was to kind of like
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  Speaker 3: pressure their body- or thrust their body against someone else's body.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to bounce off and hit the wall. It's
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  Speaker 2: just you have to rethink all the moves and all
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  Speaker 2: the motion and all the positions. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to bring the candy, there it is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm bringing you a piece, Kurt. No, stop. But it's good, dog. Dude, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for thinking about this with me, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's just physics at that level.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's all it is.
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  Speaker 3: But also it takes you, you know, it makes you,
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  Speaker 3: I'll just tell you this immediately right now, we just
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  Speaker 3: had a lot of people who aren't going to want
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  Speaker 3: to be astronauts.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Also, if you get like, if you're sick to the stomach,
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  Speaker 2: you know, okay, you ever either been in a roller
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  Speaker 2: coaster or driving on a country road and there's like a,
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  Speaker 2: a short hill and you come down off it, you
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  Speaker 2: feel a little thing in there. Well, that's because you're
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  Speaker 2: sort of weightless going over the hill because you go
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  Speaker 2: up and then it falls right back down and your
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  Speaker 2: organs are not accustomed to that.
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  Speaker 1: So that happens a lot there?
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  Speaker 2: In space, it's the entire feeling. Nuh-uh. Yes. And you
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  Speaker 2: have to just get used to that. And until you
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  Speaker 2: get used to that, you are throwing up. And so
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  Speaker 2: the last thing you want to do is vomit in
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  Speaker 2: zero G. It's bad enough when you see the splatter
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  Speaker 2: pattern on the outside of bars, you know, that's bad enough.
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  Speaker 2: You say, you know, who would?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that little bush like Rorschach.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, it's a Rorschach. The vomit Rorschach outside of bars.
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  Speaker 2: So in space, there's no Rorschach because it doesn't fall down.
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  Speaker 2: It just goes everywhere and it gets in your hair
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  Speaker 2: and in the vents and everything. Unless you got a
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  Speaker 2: bag to barf into. And you have to make sure
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  Speaker 2: that it has forward velocity. so that it gets into
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  Speaker 2: the bag. You can't just come up into your mouth,
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  Speaker 2: because then it wouldn't know where else to go.
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  Speaker 1: So it could hypothetically be pumped, like your stomach.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, your stomach pumps.
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  Speaker 3: Can convulse it enough to get it to your mouth,
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  Speaker 3: and then you would have to spit it out?
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  Speaker 2: They call it reverse peristalsis, they call it, where all
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  Speaker 2: your digestive organs, it says, I got to get this
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  Speaker 2: out of here. And by the way, think about it,
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  Speaker 2: when you're throwing up, it's going against gravity to begin with.
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  Speaker 2: It was in your stomach, and now it's here. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: So you were already working against gravity. So in zero-g,
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  Speaker 2: you would have no trouble doing that. I'm just saying
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  Speaker 2: you wanted to have some projectile velocity to get into
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  Speaker 2: the bag.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise, it would just kind of hang out all over
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  Speaker 2: your face. Just things to think about because you're thinking
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  Speaker 2: about going in space.
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  Speaker 1: What about this, dude?
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  Speaker 3: Can you ejaculate in space? Would that be the same
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  Speaker 3: as vomiting? Can you ejaculate in space? Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the muscles do that all by themselves. So
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  Speaker 2: the way to test it, here's how to test it. is,
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  Speaker 2: because when they first sent astronauts in space, there was
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  Speaker 2: the question, can you swallow in space? Will phlegm just
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  Speaker 2: gather in your throat? But there were all these questions,
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  Speaker 2: and it had never been tested. But you could sort
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  Speaker 2: of test it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You can say, okay, on Earth, can you ejaculate standing up? Clearly.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Can you ejaculate horizontally?
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly, can you ejaculate upside down? Now, that's harder to test,
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  Speaker 2: but there's no reason why you think that wouldn't happen. Well,
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  Speaker 2: if you can ejaculate vertical to gravity, horizontal to gravity,
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  Speaker 2: and opposite gravity, then no gravity should be no problem
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  Speaker 2: for that action. And sure enough, yeah, you can ejaculate
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  Speaker 2: in space. Women ovulate in space. All the normal things,
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  Speaker 2: because the body doesn't know if you're horizontal or vertical,
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  Speaker 2: it's gotta be able to do it all by itself.
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  Speaker 2: Veins sending blood, you know, why doesn't blood collect in
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  Speaker 2: your down here? Because you have veins and arteries that
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  Speaker 2: help move the blood through your system, get it back
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  Speaker 2: to the heart. So.
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  Speaker 1: Because otherwise blood would just gather all in your feet?
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  Speaker 2: You know, correct, without that.
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  Speaker 1: Because of gravity?
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  Speaker 2: Now here's what happens, yes, here's what happens in space.
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  Speaker 2: Your brain doesn't know how to get rid of the
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  Speaker 2: blood as efficiently as other parts of your body. So people,
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  Speaker 2: their heads can swell up a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: In zero G, yeah. And there's pressure on the eyeballs.
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  Speaker 2: So it's not a picnic.
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  Speaker 1: How do they relieve that in there?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know all the ways that they figured this out. So,
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  Speaker 2: you know the solution? Rotate the space station. Like any
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  Speaker 2: sci-fi movie you've ever seen, it rotates. And it creates
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  Speaker 2: an artificial gravity on it. and then you don't have
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  Speaker 2: to worry about it. Get on with your life. So
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  Speaker 2: NASA still hasn't gone there, even though all of science
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  Speaker 2: fiction has. So I'm very disappointed.
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  Speaker 1: That's fascinating, man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, in Lost in Space, there are
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  Speaker 2: chapters on every one of these subjects.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Everything in there. There's space exploration, but, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Like, half of the stuff we've been talking about are
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  Speaker 1: things out of there, but also it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: It's all a bunch of, like, it's so many different
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  Speaker 3: facts and things that are kind of conversation starters, man. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: I read one thing I read in there was that
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  Speaker 3: you'll be younger in space. Does space make you younger?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make you younger. Well, okay, it depends
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  Speaker 2: how fast you're moving. Okay. If you're moving really fast,
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  Speaker 2: you will age more slowly than people back on Earth. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And so it's just Einstein's relativity. So you don't reverse
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  Speaker 2: so much as everything ticks slower, your heart rate, your watch.
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  Speaker 2: Everything is normal to you. And you look to Earth,
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  Speaker 2: and everybody's kind of moving faster. It's a relativity problem.
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  Speaker 2: So it's a fascinating fact.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, explain it to me a little bit better.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it just is.
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  Speaker 1: But if you come back, will you have aged as much?
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  Speaker 2: That's the famous twin paradox, right? So you send off
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  Speaker 2: your twin, and they go and travel at the speed
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  Speaker 2: of light.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, they did that? Mark and Scott Kelly are the twins, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're twin astronauts, and they sent... They're identical twins, and
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  Speaker 2: they sent one into the space station for like a
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  Speaker 2: year or so, and then the other one stayed here
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  Speaker 2: on Earth. And when they came back, then they tested
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  Speaker 2: their DNA, they looked at their health. There they go,
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  Speaker 2: we've got good pictures of them.
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  Speaker 1: What'd they learn?
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  Speaker 2: I think I had Scott Kelly on my podcast, and
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  Speaker 2: I said, so which twin are you? He said, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm the good-looking one. It was a fun reply. He's
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  Speaker 2: probably been asked that a hundred times. Oh, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't even believe in twins, but. I believe that people
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  Speaker 2: love them. So I have no idea what you meant
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  Speaker 2: by that, that you don't believe in twins?
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  Speaker 1: It just makes me very nervous.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't hold any edge against people that are twins.
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  Speaker 1: I love them.
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  Speaker 2: But?
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  Speaker 1: But it makes me very skeptical.
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  Speaker 2: You're creeped out?
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  Speaker 1: No, skeptical.
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  Speaker 3: Of?
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  Speaker 1: The reality of it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe the science behind it.
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  Speaker 2: So here's what I said. The good thing about science is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's true whether or not you believe in it.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Right.
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  Speaker 2: So whether or not you believe in it has no effect.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, let them cook. But I'm just saying if they
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  Speaker 1: show up like that.
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  Speaker 2: You're a little creeped out. No.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just.
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  Speaker 2: You don't believe this can happen.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see the paperwork. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see the VIN numbers.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You want to see?
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  Speaker 1: I want to see the Carfax, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Show me the Carfax.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I want to see, Neil.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, by the way, by the way, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Twins have different fingerprints. There's their VIN.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair.
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  Speaker 2: I refuse to say VIN number because the N in
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  Speaker 2: VIN stands for number, so I refuse to say that, okay? Okay, VIN.
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  Speaker 2: It's like people say, where's the nearest ATM machine? The
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  Speaker 2: M in ATM stands for machine.
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  Speaker 1: I respect that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So the VIN is their fingerprint.
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  Speaker 1: Got it.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. It's two different fingerprints.
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  Speaker 1: Huh. Do they have the same DNA?
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  Speaker 2: Identical DNA. What?
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  Speaker 1: So one of them could do a murder and you
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  Speaker 1: could think it's either one?
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  Speaker 2: Depending on the, yes, yes, you wouldn't know. Yes, it
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  Speaker 2: could be the twin who did it, but you know
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  Speaker 2: what's crazier than that? There's some people who are, what's
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  Speaker 2: the word? Chimeras. There's some people- They can see at night? No.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be good if you could. There's some people where
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  Speaker 2: the zygote, something in their fertilization merged two different DNAs.
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  Speaker 2: into one life form. Don't quote me on this. I
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  Speaker 2: think it has to do with two that might have
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  Speaker 2: been fraternal twins, but the yokes merged. So when you
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  Speaker 2: come out as an adult, if I take a DNA
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  Speaker 2: sample of your arm, I'll get a different DNA if
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  Speaker 2: I get a DNA sample from some other part of
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  Speaker 2: your body. And they're called chimeras.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see that.
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  Speaker 3: A chimera is a single organism, object, or concept made
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  Speaker 3: up of completely different parts, genotypes, or origins. A single
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  Speaker 3: organism whose body contains cells from two or more distinct zygotes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: It can happen when two fertilized eggs fuse together early
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  Speaker 3: in the womb or through cell exchange in twins.
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  Speaker 2: Right, it's two separately fertilized eggs. So they would be,
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  Speaker 2: it's not a twin, it's not an identical twin.
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  Speaker 1: Got it.
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  Speaker 2: But it can show up in the same body.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: So... It means if I do commit a crime, and
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  Speaker 2: I leave DNA on the scene, and then they get
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  Speaker 2: DNA off my cheek or something, and it's not the
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  Speaker 2: DNA that I left, they wouldn't implicate me. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: pretty wild.
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  Speaker 1: That is wild.
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  Speaker 2: It'd be a good murder mystery if you want to
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  Speaker 2: just throw in some chimeras. They're very rare people.
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  Speaker 1: Just throw a couple in.