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The Vikings Tailgate: Bert Kreischer & The Buccaneers | TB | Episode 19 · The Vikings Tailgate

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  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, it's Si. Before we start the show today,
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to say thank you to all of
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  Speaker 1: you for tuning back in for another season of The Tailgate.
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  Speaker 1: If you like the episode you're about to hear, please subscribe,
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  Speaker 1: We have an amazing episode to start out the year,
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  Speaker 1: the one the only. Bert Kreischer joins the show to
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  Speaker 1: talk about his life as a Buccaneers fan. You can
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  Speaker 1: see his latest comedy special, Razzle Dazzle on Netflix. You
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  Speaker 1: can see all his stuff on YouTube. Two Bears, the
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  Speaker 1: Burt Cast. Something's Burning. There's so much stuff Bert Bertburt
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  Speaker 1: dot com for all his touring info. This was a really,
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  Speaker 1: really fun episode. I think you guys are gonna love it.
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  Speaker 2: I know what's Tom?
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  Speaker 3: There? Hey, we gotta go here, we gotta go there,
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  Speaker 3: go So Tom.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody? Welcome to another season of The ta Gate, presented
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  Speaker 1: by Continental Diamond Yo. Our Minnesota Vikings are kicking off
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  Speaker 1: the regular season by hosting the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and
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  Speaker 1: that means we are beyond fortunate to kick off our
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  Speaker 1: season by welcoming to the show the legend Bert Kreischer,
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  Speaker 1: what's up, man.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, you have no idea. The Vikings to me are
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  Speaker 3: like cousins because growing up as a Bucks fan, we
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  Speaker 3: always play the Vikings. I mean, Fran Tarkan and for
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  Speaker 3: the rest of my life will have a place in
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  Speaker 3: my heart. I watched him play at Bucks Stadium throw
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  Speaker 3: a perfect past in the rain over the corner of
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  Speaker 3: the end zone, like I feel, I feel like the
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  Speaker 3: Vikings are part of my family. The Vikings, the Packers,
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  Speaker 3: the Bears, like, there's the Saints, Like that's my group.
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  Speaker 2: Souh.
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  Speaker 1: So the old the old NFC Central right back when,
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  Speaker 1: back when everybody's like, hey, let's take all the teams
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  Speaker 1: grouped near the Great Lakes and then let's throw in
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  Speaker 1: an ocean locked team that has to fly there every
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  Speaker 1: every year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly how it belt. And and I will
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  Speaker 3: say to this day, probably one of my favorite players
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  Speaker 3: that's ever played basketball or football is Randy Moss. And
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  Speaker 3: watching him go to the Vikings was like it was
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  Speaker 3: so fun. And then and then farther into the Vikings
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  Speaker 3: there's like, you know, the Vikings have They're like they're
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  Speaker 3: like your cousin who smokes weed with you on Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 3: and has cool hot friends.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but here's the thing, because we've never won a title,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what I always I always felt this kinship
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  Speaker 1: with the Bucks until you guys got that first title
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  Speaker 1: and then Tom Brady went there and you got the
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  Speaker 1: second one. Because we still haven't gotten our titles. So
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  Speaker 1: we're like if that cousin grew up and just showed
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  Speaker 1: up at Thanksgiving still without a job, still asking the
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  Speaker 1: younger cousins you want to go for a walk? Man,
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  Speaker 1: That's what it feels like. Dude, it's been and there's
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  Speaker 1: a video out there if anybody hasn't seen it, of
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  Speaker 1: you getting given a Creamsickle throwback jersey, like a custom
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  Speaker 1: one with the machine on it from the team. And
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  Speaker 1: I know you were in the promo video for the
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  Speaker 1: release of that jersey. But to me, as a guy
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  Speaker 1: who you know, grew up as a comedian and then
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  Speaker 1: got to do things with my favorite team, the emotion
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  Speaker 1: that came out of you when you open that like,
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  Speaker 1: I recognize that as no matter. I mean, your career
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  Speaker 1: is amazing, but to have have becoming synonymous with your
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  Speaker 1: favorite team means so much. Was really cool to watch.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, It's a relationship that I put my
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  Speaker 3: tenth thousand hours in. So like, yeah, I you know,
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  Speaker 3: I was a Bucks fan. I was alive when they
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  Speaker 3: showed up in Tampa.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: We went to it was very easy to get season tickets.
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  Speaker 3: We went to every game. Everything. We went to games.
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  Speaker 3: This is before this is like, you know, that is
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  Speaker 3: back when they wouldn't play the game if it didn't
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  Speaker 3: sell out. So they never played a Bucks game, so
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  Speaker 3: you had to go to Bucks games. And so I
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  Speaker 3: went to every Bucks game my high chi. I was
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  Speaker 3: at the first win they ever had in the stadium.
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  Speaker 3: They stormed the field, tore down the goalposts, and we sucked.
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  Speaker 3: And adversely, I never had any civic pride. I never
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  Speaker 3: grew up being proud of Tampa. To this day, it's
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  Speaker 3: hard to have pride and growing up in Florida, I
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  Speaker 3: love the Bucks. And then I go to college and
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  Speaker 3: they switched jerseys and they go to the Pewter and
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  Speaker 3: I could not connect with it. They win the Super
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  Speaker 3: Bowl for the first time. Warning snaps on the team, Mike,
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  Speaker 3: I think Alstar was on the the whole, the whole,
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  Speaker 3: the Leger, Derek Brooks, Everyone's on that team. But it's
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  Speaker 3: in that jersey, and I did not have an attachment
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  Speaker 3: to that jersey. I didn't love those colors. I still
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  Speaker 3: to this day would go to when I performed in Philly,
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  Speaker 3: I go to Mitchell and Ness and get throwback Bucks jerseys,
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  Speaker 3: throwback Bucks ats. I got a call from the Bucks
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  Speaker 3: probably six months ago, and I had done some stuff
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  Speaker 3: with them and like gone to see in the stadium
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  Speaker 3: and you know, and like I was still rooting for them,
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  Speaker 3: and I was I was doing stuff for them online.
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  Speaker 3: I got a call from the Bucks and they say, hey,
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna we're bringing back the cream Sickles. And as
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  Speaker 3: soon as they said that, all the investment you made
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  Speaker 3: in this team starts to pay off, all of it,
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  Speaker 3: all of it. And then and you're like, You're like, yo,
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  Speaker 3: it's almost like it's almost like, you know, like you
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  Speaker 3: fall in love with your wife and then you watch
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  Speaker 3: your start drinking too much white wine at night, and
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  Speaker 3: then one day she goes, you know what, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: stop drinking white win. I'm gonna sart smoking weed like
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  Speaker 3: we were in college. And You're like, that's the chick
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  Speaker 3: I fell in love with, That's the chick I fell
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  Speaker 3: in love with and they hit me up and they're like,
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  Speaker 3: will you fly down and do And I'm like, hell yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I go down there and all the dudes like I'd
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  Speaker 3: run into Chris Godwin at the super Bowl, but all
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  Speaker 3: the dudes that I looked up to, all the dudes
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  Speaker 3: that like Derek Brooks is my age, but like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's there. Alsots there, Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, the Vonte David,
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  Speaker 3: everyone's there and I'm just like geeking out. And but
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  Speaker 3: here's the key. They don't give me a creamsicle jersey.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's got their own creamsycles, right, and.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get one.
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  Speaker 3: And so I now listen, look and say, you know this,
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  Speaker 3: as a as a famous person, I feel like maybe
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  Speaker 3: no one spoke up for me. I didn't advocate for
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  Speaker 3: myself and let them know, Hey, guys, I flew down
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  Speaker 3: to Tampa. Where's my creamsicle jersey? I just kind of like, yo, you,
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  Speaker 3: I know you were making them, Yeah, you're making them.
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  Speaker 3: It does It takes nothing to put Chrysler on the
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  Speaker 3: back of a jersey You've got everyone's got one but me.
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  Speaker 3: But I didn't say anything, you know, you just kind
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  Speaker 3: of say you don't want to be an ass. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, cool, I go back. I'm back
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  Speaker 3: on tour. I'm not thinking of it. And then I'm
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  Speaker 3: sitting in Vegas and I'm also at the time, I'm
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  Speaker 3: drinking so much that I'm so emotional every time anyone
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  Speaker 3: brings that up. You check any podcast I've been on
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  Speaker 3: for the last next month. When I was partying this
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  Speaker 3: whole twenty twenty three, anytime anything emotional happened, I cried
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  Speaker 3: every time. Lack of sleep, over work and drinking way
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  Speaker 3: too much, and they break out that cream circle. Everyone
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  Speaker 3: knows they have it, dude. The floodgates opened. I was
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  Speaker 3: I was ten years old. I was six years old.
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  Speaker 3: I'm back at Bucks Stadium in the old sombrero and
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  Speaker 3: I'm just going, like, dit my names on it, like
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  Speaker 3: the same way I saw Doug William's name on a
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  Speaker 3: jersey or Ricky Bell, Like I'm just sitting there going
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  Speaker 3: James Wilder like I'm just freaking out and uh, and
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  Speaker 3: I start crying and it was like the coolest. It
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  Speaker 3: was the coolest moment. And then to have a relationship
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  Speaker 3: with the team where you can call up and go, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I want to come down to the Eagles Monday night
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  Speaker 3: football game. Bucks Eagles is there anyway, and they're like no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: we got you. And then you're like nice. Then to
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  Speaker 3: flex out with my dad, I mean, my dad would
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  Speaker 3: have to hustle to get us tickets and now to
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  Speaker 3: be like, hey, Dad, we got a box if you
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  Speaker 3: a mom want to come, and.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, who's there. I was like, it's just the
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  Speaker 2: three of us and he's like, what, Like, I you
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  Speaker 2: know that feeling. We're very lucky.
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  Speaker 3: I know Nick Swartzon knows that feeling. I know that,
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  Speaker 3: like I know that there's all of us.
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  Speaker 2: Dan.
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  Speaker 3: Dan Soder is huge with the like we all have
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  Speaker 3: our teams and my team's finally paying off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, and you hit for me. The main thing
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  Speaker 1: on the head the dad, because I know it's not
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  Speaker 1: that way for everybody, but for a lot of us,
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  Speaker 1: it's the dad who sat and suffered through horrible football
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  Speaker 1: years and made us love it. And then to see, like,
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  Speaker 1: as silly as it is, some of the things that
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  Speaker 1: I do for the team here my dad. You know,
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  Speaker 1: no matter anything else, any late night appearances, he never
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  Speaker 1: talks about them the way he talks about when I
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  Speaker 1: appeared on local television with Paul Allen, the play by
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  Speaker 1: play man. You to think I'd have won the president?
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  Speaker 3: I got, I got. I'm gonna I'm gonna wun up you.
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  Speaker 3: My dad's never seen me do stand up, right, never
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  Speaker 3: see me do stand up.
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  Speaker 2: He don't.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't want to watch. It makes them nervous. So obviously,
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  Speaker 3: I've been doing twenty four years, never been to a show.
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  Speaker 3: I do the Amily Arena in Tampa. It's nineteen thousand people.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, mom and dad, why don't you come
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  Speaker 3: out and come see the show? Bring his friends. I
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  Speaker 3: got a box for you, bring as many friends as
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  Speaker 3: you want. I got a party boss that'll pick you
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  Speaker 3: up at your house. They'll take you here. You can
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  Speaker 3: come in through the back entrance. If you want. We
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  Speaker 3: have catering, you can have dinner. I'm really rolling out
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  Speaker 3: the red carpet for these idiots. My dad doesn't say
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  Speaker 3: a word. He texts me from the box and he's like,
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  Speaker 3: Wade Boggs is here. And I was like, yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 3: and he was like, do you think he knows who
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  Speaker 3: you are? I go, Dad, I'm the only person going
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  Speaker 3: on stage tonight. He absolutely knows who I am. My
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  Speaker 3: Dad's like, this is crazy. Can you believe Wade Boggs
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  Speaker 3: knows who you are? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, Dad,
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  Speaker 3: I yeah I can. And so we get done the
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  Speaker 3: whole show. My dad comes back to say, you don't
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  Speaker 3: just see me for the first time ever? Do stand
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  Speaker 3: up by the way I killed it. I had a
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  Speaker 3: good set because I'd already take my Netflix special and
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  Speaker 3: it had an air and so I got to do
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  Speaker 3: that material right. Yeah, So I had a great set.
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  Speaker 3: It was a good set. It's everyone check out uh
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  Speaker 3: Razzle dazzle. So I go backstage and Derek Brooks is
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  Speaker 3: there and he's got the ring on and he's got
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  Speaker 3: the jersey. He gives me a jersey for the UH
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  Speaker 3: for the lightning. You know, this is for you for
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  Speaker 3: selling out the Emily and he and and I say, hey,
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  Speaker 3: do you mind if I introduced you to my dad.
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  Speaker 3: My dad has not said anything about my set, not
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  Speaker 3: anything about the amount of tickets I sold, nothing, not
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  Speaker 3: about being in the box. He's been quiet like this, Like,
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  Speaker 3: so I bring Derek Brooks backstage and my dad lights up.
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  Speaker 3: He goes yeah, And Derek Brooks says, miss chrisher It's
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  Speaker 3: pleasured to me. My dad was buddy, I hold on.
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  Speaker 3: I watched you at Florida State. I followed you through
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  Speaker 3: the bus. You have such a story career, and I
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  Speaker 3: love what you're doing right now with your with you're
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  Speaker 3: working with the Lightning. You're just such a great look
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  Speaker 3: for Tampa Bay. I mean, it's such an honored And then
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  Speaker 3: he goes, what are you doing here? Derek Brooks goes,
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  Speaker 3: I'm here for your son show, and he goes what
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  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, you know, I obviously I work, but
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  Speaker 3: I've you know, I'm Bert. I went to college with Bert.
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  Speaker 3: My dad goes, you know who Burt is, and he goes, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and he goes and it's kind of crazy to see
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  Speaker 3: how how his career has grown from like his first
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  Speaker 3: show at Pop Elly's and my dad goes, you were
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  Speaker 3: at his first show at pop Elly's and Derek Brooks like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was at the first time he ever did stand up.
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  Speaker 3: I was at Pop Elly's. And now I see him
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  Speaker 3: here and it's really crazy. My dad goes, cool, Derek
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  Speaker 3: Brooks walks out. My dad goes, Derek Brooks knows who
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  Speaker 3: you are. Derek Brooks knows who you are, Derek Brooks,
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  Speaker 3: so yours buddy, Derek Brooks. Derek, I mean like he
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  Speaker 3: geeked out on the fact that Derek Brooks was at
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  Speaker 3: the Emily more than I sold nineteen thousand tickets at
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  Speaker 3: the Emily.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, at that point, he just almost has to turn
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  Speaker 1: over his dad title to Derek Brooks. If Derek has
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  Speaker 1: carried you through all those Tampa shows.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna I was gonna do a hot hustle
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  Speaker 3: out of San Diego to Tampa on a private to
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  Speaker 3: get my dad to play in Derek Brooks's celebrity golf
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  Speaker 3: tournament on Monday so that I could get back on
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  Speaker 3: Tuesday for Red Rocks. Like I was gonna do a
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  Speaker 3: hot hustle. But that's how big of a buck that.
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  Speaker 3: But you're right is paying it forward to your parents
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  Speaker 3: and letting them be in the one because they were
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  Speaker 3: the ones that sat next to you with all the
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  Speaker 3: games when you knew you were losing, but you were
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  Speaker 3: seven years old and you were like, hold on, I
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  Speaker 3: want to see until the end of the game.
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  Speaker 2: You never know.
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  Speaker 3: You never know, Dad, and that and that that energy
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  Speaker 3: that a child has that dad sat next to you
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  Speaker 3: and was like, we could beat traffic. We're gonna lose.
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  Speaker 3: I already I don't even care if we win at
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  Speaker 3: this point our season. Shit, we just put that to
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  Speaker 3: pay it forward and be able to take your dad
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  Speaker 3: to a game in a in a nice upscale way
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  Speaker 3: and like get him on the field.
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  Speaker 2: It's the best.
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  Speaker 1: So cool, it's so cool.
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  Speaker 2: Right, let me hang on, let me tell you my
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  Speaker 2: great Viking story real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so.
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  Speaker 3: It's got to be. It's gotta be fourteen years ago.
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  Speaker 3: It's gotta be fourteen or fifteen years ago. Coach Tye
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  Speaker 3: was the coach, soh okay.
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  Speaker 1: My guy, a guy who a lot of people have
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  Speaker 1: said a lot of things he is. He has sainthood
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  Speaker 1: in my book. Mike Tyson I real quick. I as
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  Speaker 1: a kid, like Bert too old of a kid. The
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  Speaker 1: fact that I'm using kid is offensive. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I like that Tice. He would do
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  Speaker 1: a radio show on the local, like only coach to
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  Speaker 1: ever do a radio show. It was this cool look
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  Speaker 1: into the team. I wrote the dude a letter. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, yo, man, it means so much to me
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  Speaker 1: and my family. We all sit around and listen to
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  Speaker 1: the show you're the first coach that's been accessible. This
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  Speaker 1: is amazing. Thank you, And then I forgot about it.
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  Speaker 1: He during the season wrote a handwritten letter back thanking me.
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  Speaker 1: That dude. That dude is a.
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  Speaker 3: He's a solid dude. So we get an offer from
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  Speaker 3: the Minnesota Vikings. It is their uh, their booster dinner
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  Speaker 3: where they huge dinner at a big, a big, big auditorium.
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  Speaker 3: It's me, Bobby Kelly and Jim Florentine. We get an offer.
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  Speaker 3: It's good money. It's like I I this is important
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  Speaker 3: to comics, but it's like five grand each.
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  Speaker 2: All we gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: Is that's a good Yeah, that's a good corporate offer.
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  Speaker 3: All we gotta do is twenty minutes each one hour comedy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and it's fifteen grand and and uh and we're and
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  Speaker 3: we're oh, we're They're going to do a big ceremony
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  Speaker 3: and then at the end we do stand up close
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  Speaker 3: it out. So, I mean, we're in the we're in
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  Speaker 3: the hallway. Dante Culpepper and Randy Moss are busting balls.
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  Speaker 3: I mean we're I'm looking at Randy Moss. We're in
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  Speaker 3: the hallway. All the Vikings are lined up, they're all
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  Speaker 3: they're all dressed up nice.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Coach Tice comes up. He's like, uh, he's busting ball
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  Speaker 3: like with me, Bobby and Florentine. The big guy in
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  Speaker 3: the big purple outfit, the announcer comes out. He comes
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  Speaker 3: and then they take us backstage and all like a
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  Speaker 3: couple of players talk right. Coach Tye comes back, hangs
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  Speaker 3: out with us backstage and he's like, hey, don't bomb
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  Speaker 3: out there. There's like thirteen hundred people. There's a lot
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  Speaker 3: of people. All our boosters are there. Every player is
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  Speaker 3: sitting with one set of booster tables. Every table has
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  Speaker 3: like ten thirteen people. And I'm being serious. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know the numbers, but there's maybe seventy five to one
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  Speaker 3: hundred tables. There's a lot of people in this auditorium.
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  Speaker 2: M hm.
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  Speaker 3: The guy in the purple outfit comes back and he's like,
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  Speaker 3: all right, Coach Tyst is given a moving speech.
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  Speaker 2: It's about dedicated. It's a great speech.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a it's an awesome speech. Coach Tyst is
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: gonna give his speech. He's gonna pump him up for
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: you guys, and then I'm gonna bring you guys out.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Who's going first? I'm the youngest out of my mom.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm going first. He's like, cool, all right,
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: don't curse, obviously, keep it clean, whatever, but you know,
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: have fun, have fun. Also, don't mention the players, like,
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: don't go after the players, like, don't don't highlight the players,
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: just whatever. Coach Tyce is like, all right, then we're
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: gonna have a great season and this show's not over.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: They got stand up comedy. So I met these guys backstage.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: You're good guys. Give them the respect you gave me.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Places go standing ovation for Coach Tyce.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: He gets on stage. Guy in the purple outfits like
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: ladies and gentlemen, Mike Tye, Mike Tys, Hey, he's good.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Coach Tyce. Hey, they and he's right, we got stand
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: up comedy. We got stand up comedy coming right now.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Who's ready for stand up comedy? I mean, the place
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: goes nuts. Who's ready for stand up comedy? Randy Moss
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: do you like comedy?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: To day Colepepper, do you like comedy?
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And he's like, all right, before we start this
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: comedy show, we're gonna release all the players into the
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: lobby to do autographs. If you would like to get
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: an autograph, get up now and head out to the lobby.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Bert Chryscher.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: As I walk on stage, of five thousand people stand
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: up and exit, including all the players. The only person
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: that stays is mort Anderson, the kicker. He gets up
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: from his table. He gets up and sits at the
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: front table with fifteen people. I did twenty minutes to
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: mort Anderson and fifteen people. Bobby Kelly and Jim Florentine
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: are behind the curtain behind me, going.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: You're bombing, you're bombing.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: They don't know. No one's in the room. There's not
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: a laugh in the room. Ladies and gentlemen. That was
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: my time. Bobby Kelly comes out and he goes where
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: there is everybody. I go there in the lobby. Bobby bombs,
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Jim Florentine bombs. Then Morten Anderson goes, hey, you want
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: to go play botchie ball? Or like what he's like,
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: you guys were players, Let's go play botchi ball. We
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: go out to play botchie ball. There's a place in
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Minnesota that has like botchi balls on the roof, and
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: we had cold Beers played Botchie Paul until two in
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: the morning. Mort Anderson's the name of the kicker, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah. We parted with him.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Until there was a Gary. Now there was a Gary
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Anderson that played for US forever, and then Morton also
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: played for US.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Was older. He was like he was older, right.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: It could have been either they crossed over. It could
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: have been either of those Anderson's. But that's dude to have.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: But at that point that had to have been amazing
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: even to like, obviously Bummer did not have the big crowd,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: but the follow up of the cool story to just
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, I guess we're gonna play botchi ball
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: with an NFL kicker and tel bar close.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing. It was awesome.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: It was like and you know those stories of you
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: eating it on stage, they suck in the moment and
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: you and you can't even appreciate it the next morning,
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: But twenty years later, fifteen years later, you're like, thank
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: god I did in Minnesota.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Bert, You're the absolute king man. I really really appreciate this.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Last thing we do is h
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I always make the guests and they all hate it.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I want a prediction for Sunday. Your boys are coming
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: to Minnesota season on new quarterback, lower expectations.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, listen, I listen. I hope this message gets to
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Baker Mayfield.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I love Baker Mayfield. I love his energy. I loved
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: his energy in college. I love that boy energy. I
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: did the Beer Olympics with a bunch of pro football
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: players and brother. When they compete, their eyes go black
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: like sharks. They bite onto tables and they have one mode,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: and it's apex predator. And I want Baker Mayfield to
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: go old school apex predator, the apex predator that he
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: was in college when people said, yo, he's got to
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: tone it down if he's got to go to the NFL.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Screw that you're in the NFL. Go hard in the paint,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Go real hard in the paint. Offend people and have
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: them want to cancel you because of your out of
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: the box personality. And prove yourself on the field. Be undeniable,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Be undeniable all season. Take big chances. No one watches
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: golf to watch a dude lay up. No one watches
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: golf to watch a dude lay up. Be tim cup,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: go for the shot, be lightning in a bottle, be Thors,
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: That's what I want. I want Baker Mayfield to go hardest.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: I want deep passes first play, and I'm predicting thirty
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: one seventeen bucks over Vikings.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I hate it and I love it. Anytime somebody wraps
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: tin Cup into a prediction, I can't help but fall
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: a little bit on their side. Thank you for doing it, man,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: You're a king brother.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: You're the best anytime, anytime. I'm sure we'll play each
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: other again this season hit me up again.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't get much better than that. Everybody, Thank
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: you for tuning in, and keep tuning in all year
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: for more episodes of the Tailgate. We appreciate you, we
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: love you, and we're glad to be back. Skull Vikings.