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Show #159 Catching Up With Some Rules · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. Yo, what up? And welcome to episode number one five nine.
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I almost said six, Wait a minute. Last time we were one
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episode behind. Now we're one episode ahead. Just let you know how how
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our math works. We all we all need to practice our times tables.
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Just doggie, Yeah, Hey, hey, how goes it? How are
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you doing? Welcome to b FY tw because fuck you, that's why.
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I don't take it personally. Um, the show where we usually play several
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silly panel games and I have a great time. And to be honest,
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as we took something of a chill show last episode. We probably should have
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done that this episode, but we kind of didn't because Stevie just come back
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from vacation. I have a very very heavy iron in the fire, as
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we all know, and it continues to burn very delightfully. And Augie just
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can't carry the entire show on his own. Aggie is just lazy. Um,
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but I wasn't gonna say it right, So glad you said it,
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so now we all acknowledge the problem. Okay, So hello, Hi,
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what goes on? How do you? What's going on? Should we play
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our theme songs. Oh yeah, and I will do official introductions. He
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is a podcaster and a veteran. And he's a veteran podcaster, just back
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from visiting his parents in Florida. Yes, check check it's Stevie who it's
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I came back, motherfuckers, live you live, bitch. I survived Florida
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for practically a week. Wow, I didn't die from either the son or
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some craziness. That is very cool, right, well, I am happy
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to hear it. I figure I'm immortal now. Yes, yeah, it's
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coming back from the Hunger Games. That's what really Florida does it makes you
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mortal? Does? It's not at all a place where people go to die?
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And our fellow normal team captain, he's a gamer and a storyteller,
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and he used to be my youngest friend. Now he's just a friend.
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It's ug He's a game. You know, you could just say your friend.
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That's that. You know. It was definitely funnier this way. It
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just gets maddeningly now he's been downgraded. He gets downgrade every single time.
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Ah, come on, man, don't be like that. I love you.
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And he's your acquaintance, your ex co host, he's your distant co
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host, passing ship in the night. He's your reluctant pen pal, your
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imaginary friend, he's a total stranger. It's oh man, No, we
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did have fun together with without Stevie around. Yeah, and we came up
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with what I feel is a pretty strong right, a pretty strong setting for
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a high fantasy if. And when we get around to actually doing that,
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I got to go back and listen to it during the edit, and I'm
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like, wow, we actually came up with some like legit. Yeah,
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it's it's it's legit setting. It feels it feels like a genuine place that
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we can that we can play with. So for sure, I'm fucking when
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all he was in the editing with me, I was I'm sitting on the
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edit. He was just right behind me listening. Dude, I'm cracking up,
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like this is fucking amazing, the civilizations and shit, and I'm just
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like, oh my god, this is gonna get done, gonna get done.
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We have to do it, Like who's got character sheets? All right,
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I'm ready, there's enough on my plate right now. Just let me
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a storytell. All you have to do is just come up with ideas.
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Every August storytelling I'm fine with that. See, you don't think anymore.
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Every storyteller I am. We just get the storyteller. Yeah. Yeah,
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and your friend, my friends, he is the more experienced storyteller of the
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two of us. Um, I just didn't know if it would be funnier
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for me to be taking you on this trip through a marijuana themed land or
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if Aggie story told and I am a fish out of water. Oh my
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god, you know we should do We should plan ahead, get you some
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edibles like I'm then, Oh, and you struggle to play while I'm edible,
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you'll react, I feel at the moment. Yeah, story, I'll
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know how I would react. Be like, keep in mind D and D
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is played mostly with dice, so that you don't have to do a whole
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lot of thinking. You just have to, you know, convey your action.
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Yeah, we'll see how that goes. Either way we wind up doing
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it. I'm genuinely looking forward to it. Um. So, yeah,
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So let's talk about CB trip, because I haven't heard a thing about what
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you did down there. Nothing. Nothing. It's like it was like radio
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silence the whole time, like he just ceased to exist. It was nice.
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So, um No, it was like he was so nice to deal
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with anybody. Oh my god, you have no fucking idea how quiet.
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I was really quiet. I do most of the time. I sat around
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and just listen to people talk. Wow, it was actually really cool.
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I'll tell you why. Okay, the first thing, I went to a
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really small airline. I get a good discount there for the veteran stuff,
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and um, I'm partially handicapped or whatever, so I just didn't choose my
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seatings. I didn't want to pay extra for all that crap. So on
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the way down, it's a direct flight, and it hit me in the
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very first row in the middle, and I'm like, oh shit, okay.
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I could reach my feet out with my pointy toes and I couldn't touch
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the wall in front of me. I hate you Jesus. That is.
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It was fucking insane. Like I had to reach hard to get my tablet
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out of the thing. I'm like, oh my god. Now, to
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be fair, the two gentlemen sitting on either side of me were hefty,
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so I was more of like, yeah, I have all this room this
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way, but I don't have all the room with way. It's like a
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skinny penis trying to get into like a very nice We don't need to go
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that. Ye, but you could have said a hot dog. Everybody knows
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what you say when you say hot dog, Aggie. Everybody knows. Yeah,
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but you you resemble the shape most of a hot dog. Nope,
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according to him, he resembles the shape most of the penis. Penis.
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You've heard it here first, when you think a penis shaped genus. I
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mean most of us already do. All right, He's always vibrating. God,
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No, the it was amazing. On the way down, I landed
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and it's one of those such a small airports. They don't have, like
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the little elevator and like the hallways you get out and then the stairs and
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you get out and you walk down the stairs of the ramp. So I
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get down in instantly it's eighty nine degrees and I'm like, okay, so
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I'm taking my hoodie off. And I walked down and it was great.
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I get inside the building and right away I see my parents. My mom
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starts crying. I was like, I laughed, you know, it was
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funny. Um No, no, it was amazing. It was it was
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cool. The first couple of days we really didn't do much. I hung
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out on the deck because it was really nice. It was eighty two to
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eighty nine every day, sonny, not damn much humidity. But the first
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two days was just hanging out, just hanging with them outside drinking ginger ale
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and stuff and hanging with their friends, just listening to people. And then
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we went out a couple of times and we went to get some sushi by
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the water, which is really great because it's right. I like golf.
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Um idded for them one night because they were unable to drive back home.
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That was fun. We went to a club and it had these giant tiqui
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buyers, and you when you can't just get like a beer, you gotta
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get a bucket of beer, so naturally, naturally, so I had my
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pepsi and granadine. It was awesome and they all preceded the drink. So
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I was like, i'll dd you guys are good. It was fun.
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Um and then uh, we went and got wings one place it which is
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really good, like really krispy wings. And coming from where we are here
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in your buffalo, these wings were good. Like I was actually really impressed.
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I had a tie in floor idea. I had a crispy uh tie
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h sweet tie chit taryake sauce on it, and then I was dipping it
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into the blue cheese and dude, it was so good. Uh. And
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then I had my mom's cooking for three days, which was fucking amazing.
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Sing pasta meat balls, man like the way my grandma used to make,
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Holy fuckballs. They were good. And then like, uh, a fucking
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sausage stew, like homemade sausage stew, lemon pepper, chicken on the grill.
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My dad made some fish on the grills, some potatoes. Oh,
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dude, like the food. Food was great. And then I spent a
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couple of days just chilling in the pool like I did. I was like
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going to the pool and then after I get out of the pool, hot
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tub and shit like it was. It was. Oh, I had a
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beer, like I had a half a beer one day. I had a
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yngling half of half a yngling half ayling Okay, And then my parents and
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I split one of the small sakis, so I got a little cup of
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saki. I got two of those little ones. Yeah, I was a
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rebel, Yeah you do. It was nuts. It was off the chips,
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off the chain, sir, half a yngling, two halves of a
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shot of yeah so, which is not the heaviest wine in the world anyways,
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you mad man? It was absolutely mad lad Yeah. Um yeah.
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So I I did my goal of making the over a year sober, like.
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I crushed that goal by a couple of months. So I was like,
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okay, I'm happy, I'm good, I'm know them. Okay.
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So before I left, this is what my mom was like, Oh my
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god, you get down here and right away you had to drink it to
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us, isn't it or the problem? And it's not you, I swear
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to God, because she was like, the first thing we do is like
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they picked me up, we go to the store to get like snacks and
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ginger all. Is that now you have the ability to say now, yes
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exactly? And I just wanted it was it was a goal of mine.
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I wanted to just prove to myself I know I could, but I wanted
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to prove it to myself that I could and I went beyond that. So
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I was like, okay, So I told her. I was like,
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no, I had to drink before I came down here. It's not you,
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You're fine. It's Okay, I had, I had, I had
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a couple of SIPs of wine and stuff. It's fine. Um, She's
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like, okay, So I got down ere. I had a yngling one
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night or half a yingling one night, and then the sake the other and
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I think I sipped another yngling at one point. I ended up buying a
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twelve pack. Somebody's got like ten more yang once that Kevin used to Kevin
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Smith used to always say it was manage your high. Yes, as long
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as you can manage your high, you're fine. It's the same thing as
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long as you have the ability to say no, and you know you're not
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just constantly like gotta have another one. Nope, gotta have another one,
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and gotta keep going. You know. It's that's when that's when you run
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into trouble, exactly, big, big trouble. Yeah. And I figured,
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like once we all went to Vegas together and I didn't have a drop
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of alcohol and an entire trip like I was going to be fair, you
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were sick for like four hours, So drinking would have been ill advised in
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the best conditions. It would have probable, it might have clear, who
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knows. I just know that, like you know, you didn't really have
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so many options, not really no, no, but yeah, I mean
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not even tempted. Like even with my parents, I wasn't really tempted.
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I was just like, you know, that's no, we did. We
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did spend a good amount of time in that lounge and gorgeous. That lounge
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was wonder drinks and yes, maybe it was so sweet. I loved the
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drinks there, like the drinks in Vegas were incredible. So the fact that
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you were even even though you really only had a couple of chances to really
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go hog wild, the fact that you just never did, yeah, pretty
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good sign. Yeah I think I'm okay. She's like, if you went
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like that and you're around, I think you're fine. But yeah, I
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think I'm okay now now that I'm conscious about everything, you know, I
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look, but yeah, it was. It was a nice time. I
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got to relax. And then the best thing is is my parents will be
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back up here and like the next month, so it's not even like I
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had to wait that long to see him again, which would be awesome.
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You know what, we should all take him out to dinner. I think
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they want to go to dr I think, yeah, I think the bfy
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TW crew. Should folks. They also want to come into do a show
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with us this year. Get the They want to come in studio and play
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some games. Get the fuck out here. Yeah, we were talking about
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it. My dad has a stick around this laptop and they got T shirts
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and brought shirts down for him and everything. So they're they're talking all about
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it, everybody. It's gonna be a Stevie this is your Life show.
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Oh my god, it's gonna be crazy. It's gonna be awesome. Oh
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my gosh. I'm gonna be asking you things you don't remember about your own
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life, right, Oh my god, they're gonna get them all right.
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I remember that, Remember that there was a game show like that. For
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a little while. I have not been able to see it. I have
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not been able to find it online in any form. It was called Amnesia
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really yeah, yeah, and they asked you trivia questions about your own life
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that they got from people who knew you. He's so smart. Yeah,
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shit, we gotta do something like. I can't imagine half the shit I
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forgot about what I've done. That's what I'm saying. I don't remember half
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that. Man is wild. Um so anyway, Uh, have you been
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up to anything interesting or unique this week? Imagine if you will. So
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that's a no. The Colosseum, inside gladiator being cycladiator. There was a
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pause there for a reason, as in period, and then followed by inside
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a gladiator being a circle. You didn't let me finish the sentence, so
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it makes it seem like I paused after inside a gladiator. But no,
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that's not the end of the sentence. Here's the end of the sentence inside
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a gladiator being circled by two large cats because you're awake now and they hungy
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a cat sat. That's all I did. I just I just baby,
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it's sept the cats for five days. It's all you did all all all
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week, all of this. And also I came up with some story shit
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with you showed. That was it, that was about it. That's fair,
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that's fair, that's fair. Vacation himself, Yeah, I envy him
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because I still have not been able to take a vacation. Although we we're
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talking about heading down to Philadelphia, um, so maybe we could do that
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like early summer. We were talking about spring, but obviously you just haven't
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gone. I imagine you don't want to take off immediately away. UM.
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So but yeah, let's let's work that out too, um before I forget
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um and blah blah blah blah blah. That's for me, myself and I
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because I am the pants lessiest of errands. For laughter. Two, it
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reminds me I need to reach out to Mexican. Yeah. Yeah, I
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got a couple of projects I need to help with sweet oh my uh.
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One of which has to do with what I've spent pretty much all of this
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week working on, and that is getting published. Yes, dude, I
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heard book is. The book is creeping ever closer to being actually one for
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real published by an honest to god publishing house, and I am genuinely quite
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excited now. Um. I mean there there are some obvious downsides to being
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published instead of self publishing, and I was talking with a friend about it
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UM last night after the meeting. But basically, UM, I called or
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no, I didn't call UM. I submitted my manuscript UM last week this
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week, on I think Monday or Tuesday morning, I got the email saying
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that yes, we would like to pursue a publishing your book going forward.
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And she was like, when are you available for a Zoom meeting, and
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I was like, I can do Friday because I work from home. Well,
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She's like five Friday at three pm will be great. So I took
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the meeting over Zoom and I was genuinely surprised. I think she's younger than
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I am, but it's still cool that this business is woman owned and extremely
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like LGBTQ friendly. In fact, I think I may have even mentioned on
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the podcast that that they donate quite a bit to LGBTQ charities. I'm super
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excited about um. But uh, we talked about, you know, certain
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facets. There were a few things that I was concerned about, so I
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brought them up in the meeting. UM. But she she she was very
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effective at assuaging my my concerns. Cool and I genuinely believe her. I
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don't feel like she was bullshitting me. UM. So all of that said,
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I was like, yeah, um, let's continue moving forward. And
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I was like, do you want like people who have read my books have
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already like have already put forward art about them and one person has offered to
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make music based on it. And she was like really, can I see
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it? And I was like, this was like concept art from one of
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my first beta readers, and I showed her the picture that Matt Van Rooney
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friend of the show, who has never been on the show, and we
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need to rectify that somehow. He was one of my first beta readers because
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I was one of his beta readers for his novel, so it seemed only
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fair and he agreed, and he really liked my novel. He pointed out
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a lot of stuff that he thought could make it stronger, and I took
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a lot of his advice on board. But almost as soon as he was
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done, like within a day of sending me his criticism, he's like,
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hey, dude, I just drew up this thing based on and he showed
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it to me and my mind broke, Like it is. I've put it
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on social media. If you've seen it, it's talking fantastic, it's in
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credible, it's foreboding as hell. It's like, what the hell are these
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people getting into? Um? Which is which is accurate? Like it's really
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accurate? So um. I genuinely absolutely love it. And I showed it
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to the publisher lady I won't say her name, um, let's just call
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her Jill Uh. And I showed it to Jill and I literally watched her
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jaw drop in real time over zoom. As I shared my screen. She
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was like, that's incredible, and I was like, I agree. I
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think I want to use this for my real for my real cover art because
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it's incredible. So yeah, and I was like yeah, and based on
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based on just this art, another friend of mine has offered to make music
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based on this art, and so and that was Mexican, And I'm like,
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between the two, I feel like we've got the basis for like a
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book video trailer. Oh my god, and video trailers are huge, especially
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on TikTok oh shoot, So I'm gonna I'm gonna be spending I think the
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next couple of months putting something together. Um, but I'm gonna need Mexican's
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help, assume, assuming he's still inspired. I hope he is, bro
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please that'd that'd be super cool. Um yeah, I mean, but obviously
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if he if he doesn't want to do it or can't do it, um,
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I'm probably gonna reach out to um Kerosene Letter, my brother who put
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together a theme for this freakin show, because he also makes incredible music.
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So I feel like I can't really go wrong either way no, like either
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way you go, Man, it's gonna be slamming. But but Mexican reached
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out first, and I know how busy my brother is. Yeah, we
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almost we almost haven't seen him in six years. It's been so it's been
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a while. We need to break. We needed to go out again with
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the show. We should all do the casino with with the Kirsene left,
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Yes, because well he was part he was there at the beginning. Then
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yeah, absolutely, I agree. I think we should plan something. I
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also feel like we should have him on the actual show, so do I
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I think what we should do is record and then go to go to their
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casino. That'd be great, and then we go get dinner out there.
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Fantastic. Yeah, and we gamble for like an hour. I think Steve
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just wants to gamble and the list of Yeah, it's not alcohol, that's
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a real problem. Just it's not a baby. Um, there is going
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to be a bit of a delay. And she did tell me this at
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our first meeting. She is actually moving across the country with her husband the
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other way. Um, the other way. Yes, come on, let's
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sink over there, guys, that's kind of sin gonna sink. It might
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regret it. I don't know, but that's their choice and I'm perfectly fine
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with it. And they said that because of this probably going to be a
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delay, we probably won't like start publishing your novel until May. And I
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was like, okay, that's fine. I wanted to be Yeah, I
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wanted to be published sometime around June or July, you know, right around
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my birthday would be really cool. Um So that's what I told her.
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And I was like, yeah, so don't worry about it. That's fine.
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Um So the next step is at some point they're going to draw up
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a contract and send it to me. And this is this contract is just
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for a review, Like I can't immediately sign it and send it back and
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go I'm in um so I it's deliberately for a review and non enforceable.
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So it's you know there, it's another way they're protecting me by saying,
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take your time and look this over and make sure you're happy with it before
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you sign it. Yeah. So I'm probably gonna have to look into getting
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a lawyer to look at it because I probably won't understand it, just going
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off of the fact that I have never looked at a contract in my entire
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life. That wasn't um like Landlord based. I think, is it just
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about it really like one nda from like when I signed on with GAG and
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that was it, you know, from like a decade ago, so a
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little bit. I I you know, I'm not big on contract right now.
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I don't. I don't work with contracts. I just don't. So
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I mean, in any event, that's awesome though. Man, I'm so
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happy to moving forward with this. I'm excited. I can't wait until it's
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actually like a real physical hook, like because that alone is going to be
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so huge for me like that that just when I have it in my hand
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is going to be like mind meltingly unreal. Yes, Okay, what did
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you just come up with? Because I just saw you light up like like
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the metal gear solid exclamation point appeared over your head book signing while we podcast.
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Hell yeah yeah at the store, we got your shit on the sides
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of us since we're since we're in public, we're gonna have to censor,
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of course. No, definitely, that's why so high Well, no,
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be hard, because we're gonna do it like an interview game show. You
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and I are gonna be they're doing as an interview, interview about the book
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and whatnot. We're gonna but you're gonna host games based on your story and
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stuff like that. Oh boy, what well, I mean we could change
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the games around thing. But I think it would be a good idea to
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do a show and a signing because then we'll get an audience there to listen
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to the show and then the signing after or before or during. Okay,
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I think it'll just get more people in because there's something else going on there
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besides just a book signing. There's a podcast too interesting. I mean,
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I could I could roll with that. We can bring your guests in,
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like the people who actually like did the comments and stuff that you brought on
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for the book, bring them on. And we can bring freaking Matt on
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for that too. Yeah, because like we can actually have people out.
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They can remote in and everything, don't have to physically be there. If
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they can't make it, we can still have them in for the interview portion
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of we're talking to the artist and the author and this, and then like
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I do like the idea of having like a live public podcast because if the
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if the book signing doesn't go well, because I've heard horror stories online from
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other authors who have gone to book signings and had literally no one show up.
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Yeah, and I don't want that to happen for one. Yeah,
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but even if that does happen, like obviously with the podcast there, I'm
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like, I'm gonna have plenty to do. I'm not just gonna be sitting
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there twiddling my thumbs, right, We're actually gonna be at least the very
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we got an episode done. Yeah, we got an episode done live in
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public at so and So's bookstore in So and so, New York. I
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think it'd be pretty cool. Yeah, I think it'd be awesome. I'm
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down. I'm down. I'm absolutely down. Um, But yeah, I
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think I feel like we've covered just about all the major news of the week,
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b of h TW sent you. Oh shit, Hey guys, welcome back.
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It's time for Part two, and as per usual, we're gonna start
28:26
Part two by checking into our voicemails and I hear we actually have one.
28:30
Yes, we do. You want to play that bad bitch for us?
28:36
Hello, jen Zi's colleague. Sorry, what a great episode. The last
28:40
one was roasty. Stevie was hello, I love the D and D idea
28:45
and it reminds me of that old Chips in space And what you said is
28:52
we in bab I'll leave you with that. Bye, Thanks Colin. Awesome.
29:03
Holy shit, I'm like, this has got to happen right, just
29:07
gotta got it. I can't think of any stone or comedies in space.
29:11
I really can't. I really like, maybe Red Dwarf comes close kind of,
29:15
but not really. We might be the first and maybe Holy shit,
29:19
dude, i'd say we're breaking new ground. I'd say Pluto Nash. But
29:23
you had to be stoned to enjoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they
29:29
do get They do get stoned at one point, if I recall, but
29:33
only at one point throughout the movie. It's not it's not their me.
29:34
Yeah, it's not consistent. Yeah, they're not trying to find. It's
29:37
got to be like a weed new herb, and it's very important. It's
29:44
got it. The story has to be like they ran out and they have
29:47
to find they're they're searching the galaxies to be part of the plot for for
29:51
a stash because everybody's out. That's fair, that's fair. Well, thank
29:56
you so much, Colin for for reaching out and leaving us that wonderful voicemail.
30:03
And we appreciate every single voicemail we get. So why don't you leave
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one yourself. If you're enjoying this episode, or if you have a thought
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You can do so right from your phone. Um, so yeah,
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anything is appreciated. Um, just trying not to be a total jerk,
30:33
but none of our fans are, because our fans are all absolute legends and
30:37
none of them would ever be a jerk, right never, So that seems
30:41
to be the way it works. We attract the most wonderful people, we
30:45
really do, genuinely do. So that was a sense of humor, I
30:48
think, yeah, yeah, I think that is part of it. Yet
30:51
most people yes, all right, well, um, we've pretty much gone
30:57
through all that, get to know your stuff. But as I understand it,
31:00
YouTube gentlemen each have a game that we could play. Yeah, so
31:03
I guess I would ask who would like to go first? Well, since
31:07
we already did a voicemail and mine might be the shortest, I say I
31:10
should go first. Okay, all right, he genuinely thinks his might be
31:12
the shortest. I really do. What are we playing, sir? We're
31:17
gonna play rules of the game. Here we go. Y'all know how to
31:22
play, don't you? Nope? Nope, it is all right for this.
31:26
I would definitely suggest a pen and paper. Okay, okay, all
31:30
right, So Aaron, there's a D twenty in front of you. Roll
31:36
that and choose odds are evens? Roll the die and then choose odds are
31:41
even? We choose rolling while it's rolling. Yeah, okay, see,
31:45
if I hit it, I will say even sixteen. That is the sixteen.
31:49
I hit it, all right, I need you do the same.
31:52
I rolled it too far away, but now it's so far away? Cool?
31:56
All right? Uh odd, oh, that's a twelve okay. Stevie
32:05
appears to be writing something down, possibly or maybe doing a check of some
32:10
kind erin choose a number from one to thirty. Okay, I just have
32:16
to ask, um, is the goal to guess the rules or is the
32:20
goal to just win both one or the other one? So you can choose
32:27
figure out the rules of the game, and then if you get that,
32:29
obviously you're right you win. If not, you're locked out. But you
32:31
can still win by points. Okay, a number from one to thirty.
32:36
Correct, twenty eight. He appears to be writing or checking something down on
32:44
his notepad. I think he's practicing simple rhythmatic. He's uh, okay,
32:57
no point for Eron Muggy. You get to choose number from one to thirty.
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You cannot use twenty eight, Oh fie, uh twenty two, twenty
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two, Algie, you get one point? Okay, what the devil?
33:19
Aaron picking number one to thirty. You cannot use twenty two or twenty eight,
33:25
twenty six, twenty six? No point? What the hell? All
33:32
right? Aggie picking number one to thirty, can't use the previous numbers?
33:37
Eight Algie gets one point. God damn it, Aaron picking number one to
33:45
thirty. There are no rules, get ship, make me play your stupid
33:54
rules in the game of the rules of the game the rules of the game
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is Aaron Lewis head. I'm gonna try fourteen fourteen Aaron gets a point.
34:17
Oh no, he's throwing it off the off the track. Changed the rules
34:21
again, the rules hitting change places. Agi, you pick a number one
34:28
to thirty three, no point? Oh geez, all right, it's not
34:34
what I thought it was, Aaron. Oh that's right. We have to
34:37
figure out what the Yeah, same numbers, numbers. I'll go, I'll
34:45
go. I'll go sixteen sixteen. That is a point, Algie. Thirty
34:57
thirty is one point. Okay. That throws that idea out as well.
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Um, I'll say eighteen eighteen Aaron gets a point, Aggie. Hmm,
35:13
god damn it. Um hm, this is frustrating. This is interesting.
35:21
Now you know how we feel. Yeah, I do a little bit.
35:23
Oh damn. Fifteen no point. Okay, that's not what I thought either.
35:31
What am I getting? Aaron? Um? Okay, I'm going to
35:38
try, even though I don't think it's worth No, I'll try. Twenty
35:45
twenty is no point, no point, okay, Aggie, you'll start getting
35:50
clused shortly, I hope. So. Yes, I don't believe him every
35:54
every time I think I know what it is, something comes along to disprove
35:59
it. Six six is a point? Aaron? Why why? I apologize
36:12
this isn't very engaging podcast because I'm thinking so hard. Um, but I'm
36:17
struggling to put together what the pattern could be from all of this. Um,
36:23
it feels very much like there is no pattern, is just Stevie.
36:31
There could be literally no logic to this whatsoever. But he did have us
36:36
roll of D twenty and call it and I was correct and you weren't except
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except aug he's got more points than I do, only by one. Clearly
36:51
he's reaching something. I'm gonna try twenty one, twenty one, that's a
36:57
point, Aaron? Why go? Why? Aaron started so Aggie after your
37:07
answer you will get a clue after this. So, okay, pick a
37:10
number already picked one? No, I'm sorry, Aggie, cheese four four
37:17
is not a point. First clue. There's my theory out the window.
37:22
The numbers are in order, The numbers are in order, correct, Aaron,
37:29
Pick a number? No, No, you have to pick a number
37:36
when I playing that game. This is why I think. But I think
37:43
there is no rules right, chaosic They only exist here. I just you
37:53
are worried. This is gonna end like five this quick. I'm just gonna
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go. Twenty three twenty three is no point, damn it, man,
38:07
twenty nine twenty nine is no point. Aaron, shit, Um, two
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two is no point? Ah yee ten boo boo boo doo oh he gets
38:23
two points? Wait? Wait? What fuck? How that happened? What
38:28
did I do? What the actual fuck? Oh? Yeah, for the
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next clue, fucking fuck. The next clue is there is a grid.
38:45
Aaron, pick a number, I quit, I retire. Um, we
38:54
have exactly ten numbers left, So this game is gonna end after five more
38:58
choices on each of our part correct. And Augie's got a staggering lead at
39:02
this point. So I'm just gonna throw a caution of the wind and I'm
39:07
going to say one, no point. Screw you. Oh fuck is half?
39:25
I gotta do, numbers, gotta do He's going back to it's a
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multiplication. I'm doing the table right now. Eleven oh, eleven, dude,
39:42
two points. There's a reason I swear to gather. There isn't,
39:52
there isn't there's no reason for this. No, this is all just to
40:00
torture me, and it's working. So my mind is breaking. I mean,
40:07
your vengeance has had congratulations, enjoy it while I descend into madness.
40:15
I'm sorry, just fuck you and all your family for thirty ahead. No,
40:27
I need time. Oh you need a little bit more time. People
40:30
give them the clock. Give them the clock, dude, feel like clock.
40:38
We yet, Oh it's broken. Oh my god, I have no
40:45
idea. I'm like, I really don't. I'm like trying to figure it
40:49
out. What what did you get two points for? It was your last
40:51
eleven? Eleven was two points? The math will make all the sense.
40:59
No, yeah, I promise you won't. No, won't. This is
41:04
Stevie's game. This woman two points. I gotta I gotta under you should
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you're allowed? All right? My guess is gonna be nine nine Eron gets
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a point. I think, oh ye twelve, no point, Aaron twelve,
41:31
no point? All right, Ham, it's already been guessed and that
41:36
was wrong. Oh you motherfucker. Mhm you figure it out. No,
41:44
I don't, okay. I was like, oh shit, I'm leaning in
41:46
a direction. Now. Well, I'm gonna say we're almost how many numbers
41:52
are we through? And there's only thirty of them? One, two,
41:55
three, four or five six, twenty four eight. Yeah, we've got
42:05
six numbers left, and I am struggling to think of any of them.
42:14
What number? What our numbers? Even even our numbers? What do they
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mean? Aaron? What do they mean? I mean a D twenty and
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guess whether it be even or Oh my god, this is awesome. Now
42:29
I know how you feel. No, you don't, because I'm genuinely hoping
42:35
you'll get it, and you're genuinely reveling in the fact that we are.
42:37
I really thought you guys were gonna get it instantly, and I'm hoping you
42:39
guys will. I don't want to give it if I give it our a
42:43
clue, I think it'd be too easy and you can just guess it.
42:45
Well, there's only six lot. Yeah, we're not at the rate we're
42:49
going at the rate I'm going. I'm not gonna guess shit. Uh seventeen
42:55
seventeen, No, point of course not. Oh ye, what number did
42:59
we use? Um, let's all I say. Let's give me a number
43:06
between twenty five twenty five. Dude, dude, it is son of a
43:12
bitch points. You hit that one right on the mark. I can see
43:15
Doggie you win. No, you hit that one right on the mark.
43:19
That's a clue. I can see do you win? Will be a couple
43:22
left? I can see it. It's done. I can't. I can't
43:24
do this anymore. Really, I can't. I can't. I literally can't.
43:28
I'm sitting here. I'm drowning in my own stupidity, and I hate
43:30
it. It's not stupid, dude, this is just different. No,
43:35
I'm pairly certain I'm stupid. No, you're not. You're You're definitely not
43:37
stupid. That's how I feel every time I play too. Why are ten,
43:42
eleven, and twenty five worth two points? What the fuck possible link
43:49
between those fucking numbers? None? Literally none? You got this? Fuck
43:57
you come on, buck you fuck you get mad? Yeah? Seven?
44:07
You bitch um? Because of that? Why there are no more points left
44:21
on the board? Well, anybody like to take a guess? Nope,
44:28
Nope, I'd like to retire quietly and peacefully. You know what, I
44:30
don't want to know what the rules that. I'm just gonna concede. I'm
44:34
gonna concede to Aggie. I'm gonna congratulate him, absolutely, super proud of
44:38
you. Thirty what's thirty of? Something happened to have something to do with
44:45
a calendar, because that's a grid, and some months of the year do
44:50
have thirty days. But there's no length that I can see between seven,
44:53
ten, eleven and twenty five to make them be worth two points. There's
44:58
no length that I can see between eight, nine, six, fourteen,
45:00
sixteen, eighteen, twenty one and thirty and twenty two to all have one
45:06
point. And I certainly don't see a link between one, two, three,
45:09
five, twelve, thirteen, fifteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty three,
45:14
twenty four, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight and twenty nine
45:17
to all be worth no points. So I'm guessing no answer suit, No
45:24
you for really you guys ready, yeah, yeah, I get mad.
45:30
Don't get mad. I've already mad. You've went only by points, and
45:32
it was only by a few. You guys were playing battleship. Oh five,
45:37
If you hit something, it was one, If you sank it,
45:39
it was two. And it wasn't a grid, and they were all in
45:43
order one through five, and it was one through thirty total one through five.
45:46
You know, so it's by five six rows. So you sunk my
45:51
battleship. I'm never talking to you again. I'm sorry looking battleship. Sorry,
46:01
don't get bad. We have been sitting here now. It made more
46:07
sense if you said hit and I didn't want you because I said hit.
46:12
Towards the end of like the last I was gonna say, yeah, you
46:14
should have done it, like last nine. I thought it would be too
46:17
easy. I really did. Oh my god. The dice is just to
46:22
see who would go first. See that's your thing, you just rerolling.
46:32
Just the fuck with you. There was literally no pattern the entire time.
46:37
No none, just battleship nothing. You're just playing battleship by himself. Well
46:43
no, you guys were playing the chunk my battleship. See and you did.
46:45
You sunk them? You win? See you guys won. You sunk
46:47
my battles had to shoot every single one every time you heard the dude you
46:52
got two sunk it so like it was just a hit. You kept playing.
47:00
Yeah you both win. Are just like actually did like a grid like
47:07
A and one. But no, we just did the whole numbers. We'll
47:16
be right back. I need approximately ten minutes to murder Stevie and bury the
47:22
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48:21
thanks for being here to everyone, butt Stevie, and welcome back to
48:24
part three. Because fuck me, That's why I'm glad I came back.
48:34
Um, So for Part three, Aggie, you have a game? Yes?
48:39
Yes? Is it going to make me hate you? It probably will?
48:44
So do you guys be total and complete implosion of BFY tw in real
48:49
time listener? Please enjoy listen to it now? Do you guys know how
48:54
to play rules of the game? Oh? Fucking I thought I did well?
49:00
That's the correct answer, I guess, and you were correct. You
49:04
didn't know how to play the rules of the game, and this is no
49:07
different. So we'll be playing another rules of the game. We have to
49:10
guess, oh god, rules of the game. So the goal this time
49:15
is actually to guess. It's not some bullshit you can you can guess.
49:20
There is a secret rules of the game too that earn bonus points though,
49:23
if you want to continue to play along. But you can guess and just
49:28
win it outright. So, and I think this one will be easy enough
49:30
for you that you could probably get it pretty quickly. Well, we're about
49:35
to find out, yeah, and slow agonizing. It's slow agonizing. So
49:38
I'm gonna ask you both from the there's basically the same prompt, all right,
49:43
one at a time. So Aaron number one blurps, blurps, b
49:53
O r P S Yes, Las, snaggles, snaggles Stevie, same question,
50:05
blurps or prompt sprawl spl spraul. I'm trying to spill snaggles and spraul.
50:21
Jeez, oh sproul. You just said it backwards. Very smart,
50:28
very smart. However, a proper response would have vin human fuck. Prompt
50:37
number two, Aaron, boop spoops. I'm sorry what boopspoops? Boop spoops
50:49
b o o p s b o o p s boops boops. Oh,
50:54
just boops twice? Okay, boops boops ooops boops? Uh not human whom?
51:08
Steve boops boops ooops boops puppy? Oh interesting. Aaron gets a point,
51:24
Steve, you do not. Mm hmm okay. Third prompt, Aaron,
51:32
those are not a correct one to that. Oh, I'm sorry.
51:35
Correct one is animal m hm non human? Ill constantly has that? Yeah,
51:43
yeah, alright. Third prompt, you're heard here though. Animals are
51:49
puppies. They're not humans. They're not humans, they're non humans. Aaron
51:55
m colon rectum. Uh wreckt um damn near killed him? Um. I'll
52:08
say human, all right, stev colon rectum. Both, for the sake
52:28
of my sanity, both are incorrect. A correct answer would be animal.
52:36
M hmm. Okay. Number four, Aaron, great tits, great tits,
52:47
Thank you, animal, all right, Stevie, great tents. We'll
52:57
go human, all right. The correct answer, I'm sorry, yeah,
53:01
the correct response is animal. Yeah. Point for me. M mm hmmm.
53:13
Number five mm hmm Aaron, yep panty hamster, panty hamster. Uh,
53:25
I'm going to say, I'm gonna say human human. Stevie panty hamster
53:37
hamster fuck human said both human. Yeah, we both said human. The
53:44
correct response is human points to eat you. Okay, remember there is That
53:54
is the fifth one. So I would like to remind you that there is
53:58
a bonus rule if you can I guess that as well on top of your
54:02
answer, than it is worth bonus points. Number six Aaron Slippery Dick,
54:15
Slippery Dick, I'm going to say that's animal, all right, Stevie slippery
54:23
Dick. I would concurage an animal, but I'm gonna see a fish.
54:30
Interesting mhm. Both of you are one point, it is an animal.
54:38
Stevie earns an additional point by being specific dirty pool old man, Thank you.
54:49
Number seven Aaron h Imperial Shag. I'm so tempted to say carpet um
55:05
Imperial shag. I'm going to say, I'm going to say that is a
55:16
band hmm and band Stevie Imperial Shag, Imperial Shag. I'm gonna say that
55:31
is a animal, but it's a British dog. So the correct response is
55:43
animal, but there is no bonus does Stevie still get a point even though
55:52
he went super specific no, because he said he's animal and then he went
55:57
for the bonus as specified which animal. Okay, so last time when he
56:01
said just straight up dog, you went for like specifically dog and it's like,
56:06
no, that's not right now, Yeah, just for sugars, all
56:13
right. Number eight Aaron m hm. Swamp lizard. Swamp lizard. I'm
56:22
going to say, I'm gonna say human. Yeah, I ain't concur it
56:29
is a human. Actually, yeah you think so. I believe. So
56:31
I don't want to be specific because I want to there's my points. But
56:34
okay, for the non specific side, I'm going to say it's called although
56:37
if I were going to go specific, i'd say politician, would you ye,
56:42
swamp in Britain, where like almost every year one of the people who
56:47
runs for like prime minister or whatever runs under an absurd name like so it
56:52
wouldn't surprise me whatsoever if there are some actual politicians on this list. Oh
56:58
my god. Right, So your non specific answers are swamp lizard is human?
57:05
Ye? Correct? You both earn a point ya boo, yeah,
57:13
I boo. All right, okay. Number nine, like I think I
57:19
know what's going on here, but I don't feel like I have the whole
57:22
picture, right sure, figuring it out? Yeah? Yeah, Number nine
57:25
Aaron, Yeah, peach fish, peach fish, Well, son of a
57:34
bitch. Um. I mean I want to say human again, so I'm
57:40
just gonna say human. Yeah, just just human, just human, only
57:45
human. I mean, I could specify, but I don't know, so
57:49
I'm just gonna say human, okay, Stevie, peach fish animal man think
57:55
animal, yeah, animal, a sweet animal, like a peach, like
58:00
a peach. You can play it right into a fish. You eat a
58:05
fish, peach fish for hours, so dirty. The correct the correct response
58:15
is human. H one point Daron. All right, we're going on to
58:27
number ten. There are twenty of these, Okay, I feel like I
58:31
give any more away. You'll definitely get it. Well, you don't have
58:37
to until about number fifteen. I guess, all right, but go ahead,
58:40
okay, cool, then you shall suffer you said, all right,
58:49
all right, Aaron, I want the clue now, God damn your clue
58:52
right here. Number ten, common cock chafer, common cock chafer. I'm
59:04
going to say, um, can I go after Stevie? That's fair?
59:10
Sure? Yeah, because it's basically posed to both of you anyways at the
59:13
same time. I have a specific answer, but I don't want him to
59:15
copy. Say it again to me, Stevie common cock chafer. Here you
59:22
are a brace of his foot, uh an animal, bird, animal,
59:30
and then you specified birds. I specified a bird. I'm gonna say animal,
59:36
beatle. Be it a mother fucker very wide. We'll see about that,
59:45
Yeah, we will. So correct response would be animal. But Aaron
59:51
earns the bonus point. Damn it it is a beatle. M hm oh
59:57
yeah, that one threw me off the first time I read it. Am
1:00:00
I really like dam Okay, Well that throes all that shit off. You
1:00:05
think cock, you think bird? I do, but it's not the way
1:00:10
all right, Number eleven, I'll just pose it to both of you for
1:00:15
she will say, Yeah, wood pussy, the wood pussy. Would you
1:00:23
like some wood pussy? You know? How am they asking wood pussy on
1:00:30
the mode? How's your wood pussy today? Is it fresh? Uh?
1:00:43
Wood pussy. I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna go animal, gonna go
1:00:47
human. Okay, so you're gonna go to animal and going wood pussy sounds
1:00:52
like it would be a fucking band name. But I'm not gonna go name.
1:00:59
You're not gonna get some No, come on, don't you have the
1:01:01
guts? No, I don't want to lose more points. You need to
1:01:05
catch up in a big yeah. Yeah, but I don't need to knock
1:01:07
have points. Yeah. The bonus is kind of like a risk at all
1:01:10
to get too ahead. Yeah. I hope and I knew it, but
1:01:14
I didn't. All right, So the proper response to wood pussy, yes
1:01:17
is animal yeah, point damn it. Yes, that's so funny and fucked
1:01:24
up at the same time, of course, Stevie. Uh. Moving on
1:01:30
to number twelve, Bologny pony. Come on, it's gotta be human,
1:01:37
right, it's gotta be there, can't be an animal. You know what.
1:01:46
I feel like, I'm in a position that I can make more specific
1:01:51
I can make more risks. I can take more risks easily without worrying about
1:01:53
it too much. Yeah, I'm gonna say human. And he's a comedian,
1:02:00
Bologny pony comedian. Yeah, I think that's the name of a comedian.
1:02:02
He goes out there like slashes bologna run. No, that's just his
1:02:07
name. And he goes on stage and tells jokes and people laughing, he
1:02:14
goes home and gets paid. What I'm gonna be specific? Fuck it all
1:02:17
right, I'm gonna go human and I'm gonna go with dancer. Hell yeah,
1:02:25
welcome to the stage. Come on, ladies, exotic, Hell yeah.
1:02:32
Open those verses. Let's get this going. So you both guess human,
1:02:36
but then you both specified correct. Okay, the correct response is annimal.
1:02:43
You're both fucked is human? Oh sweet? But you did not get
1:02:47
the specifics, so neither of us get a point. I think I think
1:02:51
the way we worked as you both got a point, but you didn't get
1:02:52
the additional point because it was you got the correct I thought if we reached
1:02:57
for the specifics and you guys, we lost the point for oh that's how
1:03:00
we do Yeah, we could do that. You're risking. It helps if
1:03:04
you actually have the rules of the game before you do. But they okay,
1:03:07
yeah, So because we both reached for it and missed the specific we
1:03:12
don't get there was this There was a secret, secret third bonus roule Aaron.
1:03:15
It was the one that I didn't think of. Hate that rule.
1:03:19
That's fair, all right, it works for me. I like that we
1:03:22
both took a shot and missed yeah, but I wish I knew what the
1:03:25
hell boloney pony was? Or excuse me, who who's the I will,
1:03:31
I will, I'm sure I'll get rule of deal his website. After he's
1:03:35
done. Let go, let's go Number thirteen. Sparkle muffin, Sparkle muffin.
1:03:45
I want this to be both? Can it be both? Getting?
1:03:49
Yeah, I sparkle often. I'm gonna go animal for sure. Come on
1:03:58
join me for a tea party. Yeah, im sparkle muffin, Um tea
1:04:02
party, tea party, Sparkle muffin, Sparkle and tea, um frosting.
1:04:10
I got animal I can think of was an animal. I was gonna go
1:04:12
with the animal, all right, So I'm gonna go just to give Stevie
1:04:16
a chance to catch up here, I'm gonna go human, and I'm specifically
1:04:19
that she's a singer. Oh that's a good guys. Mmmmm mmmmmmm. So
1:04:26
one of you guys animal, one of guess human but specified but specified.
1:04:31
Well, the correct response is animal. Oh very good. Yeah, congrats
1:04:39
Stevie. All right, you closer, we're number I feel this isn't a
1:04:44
good time to kind of give another hand because we are now on number fourteen,
1:04:47
Um, as dirty as these are, they are real. Yeah,
1:04:56
I think we might have both gotten onto that. Yeah. Um okay,
1:05:00
yes, dirty as these are, they are real. So the next one,
1:05:04
number fourteen, I'm gonna fuck this up. Wonder Puss PHOTOGENICUS. Wonder
1:05:14
Puss PHOTOGENICUS. It's an animal that likes it to get photographied, photographed.
1:05:30
I don't know why I'm still writing these down writing. Um, I'm gonna
1:05:33
say human and that they're a m they're a musician. I'm not saying a
1:05:39
singer. I'm saying musician. Just give me a more broad thing there.
1:05:44
And I think if I wanted to be crazy specific, yeah, I'd say
1:05:47
they were at one point a member of GUAR. That would be amazing.
1:05:54
I mean in the kind of name it would fit right, wonder Puss photogenic
1:06:00
pot going human, but I'm specifying musician. Okay, the correct hasn't guessed
1:06:06
yet. He did animal? Oh okay, animal likes to get photographed.
1:06:12
Yeah, fair enough, so the correct response is animal. Damn no specifics
1:06:19
Now, he's no, it's getting now, he's creeping up on me.
1:06:24
That's disturbing, all right. Number fifteen, mm hmm. Christmas Goose.
1:06:34
Come on, now, I'm confused, Christmas Goose. Um, I mean
1:06:44
it's it's got to be an animal, right, like fucking bird kinda say
1:06:49
human? Yeah, because I think it's deliberately meant to throw us off.
1:06:56
You know, Christmas Goose, that well known human. Well, you know,
1:07:00
wonder Puss Photogenica's that well known animal. So I'm saying human. You're
1:07:09
saying animals specifically a bird. Yeah? Oh wait, did I say a
1:07:13
bird? Yeah? Yeah, that word. Okay, smack you from here.
1:07:23
I will not turn my hands of the game around Christmas Goose. The
1:07:29
correct response would be human, thank you, but no specifics. I didn't
1:07:35
give us specific I have no idea who Christmas Goose is or why it's being
1:07:39
labeled as human. I gotta say I am flustered here yet again. But
1:07:44
at least I feel like this is gettable, as opposed to the last one,
1:07:46
where I think so incredibly lost. Carry on, sir, okay,
1:07:55
number sixteen, and this should should be pretty simple. I was sixteen.
1:08:00
Dick Dick, Dick, Dick. I like how it's supposed to be simple,
1:08:08
Dick Dick, Like, isn't that a car? It is? Is
1:08:14
it? I think so attempted to say a car. I didn't know it
1:08:20
was a car. Actually, I think the car is a tuck tuck.
1:08:24
Oh yeah, I could be wrong. I don't remember. I'm gonna say,
1:08:29
I'm gonna say animal, but I'm not gonna specify because I genuinely don't.
1:08:31
I'm going human. You're going human? Idea? What this is?
1:08:36
No idea? What it is? All right? Well, for Dick,
1:08:40
Dick, the proper response is animal. I'll take that point. Fuck screw
1:08:47
you, Stevie. I'm a win on point right because I have no clue.
1:08:51
I mean, I feel like I know it, but I'm not certain
1:08:56
that I know what the rule is because I've only identified one animal, one
1:09:00
actual animal, and no actual humans. Okay, these last form might be
1:09:05
like the kind of kick in the teeth kind of give it away. Yeah,
1:09:10
I just realized I definitely put the easiest I mean that we're supposed to
1:09:15
do. Yeah. Uh so, moving on number seventeen, one eyed wonder
1:09:20
weasel, so, one eyed wonder weasel human. Yeah, yeah, I'm
1:09:29
going human for that for sure. One I wonder reasel. We all got
1:09:34
one Aaron? Oh shit, you think you figured it? Yeah? I
1:09:40
think I figured it out finally, Oh my god, maybe are we guessing
1:09:46
on a list of animals that have dirty sounding names and the others are all
1:09:53
nicknames for genitals? Once we're human, you guess the rules of My god,
1:10:01
I'm sitting here thinking, are these people? Are these? Are these
1:10:05
like band names? Are these like weird politician names? Of these like celebrities
1:10:11
or something? No, panty hamster, imperial shag, swamp lizard, peach
1:10:16
fish. Well, they're all just names for dick and vagina. Yeah.
1:10:25
So imperial shag is actually a bird a b yeah, And sparkle muffin is
1:10:30
actually it's an animal. Yeah, And a sparkle muffin is a type of
1:10:33
tarantula. What's a wood pussy? Is that? Is that? Another?
1:10:38
It's a skunk? It's a skunk? Ye? Nice, dude, that
1:10:42
was good. I'd heard of the cock chay for beetle, which is why
1:10:45
yeah, yeah, I was. I think they're putting that on early on.
1:10:47
I'm like, that was gonna either trigger somebody and they're gonna be like,
1:10:50
oh, they're at it or or there. And I knew great tits
1:10:54
were birds. I should have said bird, but I didn't know the rule
1:10:57
that you'd get bonus. I would have want with boobies, but that would
1:10:59
have been too easy. Now I have to ask, what about boops boops
1:11:02
and colon recto? So those are animals, So boopop boop boops are a
1:11:08
fish in the Atlantic, and colon rectums are a beatle. And who the
1:11:13
hell calls their genitals blurps? Blurps are human breasts. That's amazing. So
1:11:23
I'd also like to point out that when I was trying to look up dirty
1:11:26
words that people call their genitals, there are over eight hundred different nicknames human
1:11:31
dick, I'm sure, but like barely a dozen for females. Vagina Yeah,
1:11:38
like means messed up, isn't it? Yeah, so messed up?
1:11:42
We need more of vagina words. Happy hole It It is all right reading
1:11:49
that one of the list guys heavy hole running around heavy hole. Like when
1:11:56
I started doing, I'm like, this is a good idea, and then
1:11:58
I realized, I'm like, oh, it's just gonna be mostly all dicks
1:12:00
because there's like barely anything else I could throw in there. So it was
1:12:03
one I wonder reason that maybe go wait a minute, let me step back.
1:12:06
Yeah, these aren't full people, These are just parts of people.
1:12:11
The last three was going to be piss aunt which was an insect, which
1:12:15
was an aunt, zipper snake which is a human for Dick, and then
1:12:18
peacock, which we all know, we all know is a real animal.
1:12:21
It's a real bird. Very nice, I'm very well done. That is
1:12:26
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1:12:30
said proper. It was a little My rules of the game were cannon,
1:12:40
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1:12:45
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