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DONKEY: Pastor Fears Airport Security Scanners Will Make Him Gay · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to know how you came up with them.
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  Speaker 2: Thing we never would say on the breakfast club. Oh man, Charlamagne,
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  Speaker 2: you've given donkey to day to who now?
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  Speaker 1: Well buster rhymes donkey today for Thursday, April tenth goes
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  Speaker 1: to a Christian nationalist pastor from Tennessee named Andrew Isker Okay.
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  Speaker 1: He co hosts a podcast with a guy named C.
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  Speaker 1: J Ingle and they called their podcast the number one
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  Speaker 1: Christian nationalist.
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  Speaker 2: Podcasts in the world.
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  Speaker 1: They have created a community called Heritage Americans, and they
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  Speaker 1: have explicitly stated their longing for the American way of
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  Speaker 1: a line on an iChart. Oh trust and believed they're
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  Speaker 1: from Tennessee, but they absolutely support Florida's Don't Say Gay bill.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, they think you can just be turn gay.
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  Speaker 1: Now, last time I checked, there was only one way
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  Speaker 1: to turn gay and that's to have sex with someone
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  Speaker 1: of the same sex. Well, Andrewscurbab's the differ. He thinks
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  Speaker 1: that airport security scanners, you know the ones that the
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  Speaker 1: tech weapons and other potential threats. He thinks those things
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  Speaker 1: are a gay beam machine that could turn you into
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  Speaker 1: a homosexual.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go take a peek into their podcast. Let's listen.
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  Speaker 2: Where's the Constitution where the Patriot at Act was passed?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Give me a break, Like I had to be molested
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  Speaker 2: at the airport to go to Florida, right, just to
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  Speaker 2: get on an airplane because I'm not going to go
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  Speaker 2: through the gay beam machine. I didn't let CJ do it.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't le him do it.
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  Speaker 1: So you're getting padded down to buddy, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: them turning you gay.
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  Speaker 2: Appears having a guy touch you all over the place
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  Speaker 2: is on his face seems worse.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't really know what's going on those things
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  Speaker 1: are doing to you.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I am not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary,
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  Speaker 1: nor am I the strongest avenger. But I think I
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  Speaker 1: can say without a shotover doubt that the airport scanner
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  Speaker 1: is not gonna make you gay.
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  Speaker 2: How many times have you been through it right.
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  Speaker 1: The air No, the airport scanner does not want you.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, Andrew thinks TSA is prison. He thinks TSA
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  Speaker 1: stands for take somebody's ass. Okay, technology aside of me advancement.
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  Speaker 1: Let me be the first to tell you, Andrew. If
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  Speaker 1: you go through the airport scanner and then all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden you got another man's blue veins sausage on
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  Speaker 1: your brain, then trust me when I tell you that
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  Speaker 1: you was craving crotch rockets long before you got to
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  Speaker 1: the airport.
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  Speaker 2: Now. I know there might be.
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  Speaker 1: Some Christian nationalists out there are other folks who believe
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  Speaker 1: this type of foolishness. But a machine designed to detect
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  Speaker 1: metal and contraband does not have the side effect of
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  Speaker 1: altering one sexual orientation. I know that may sound crazy
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  Speaker 1: to you, but you will not develop a taste for
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  Speaker 1: tonsil ticklers just because you go through the scanner at
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  Speaker 1: the airport. Now, I'd be wondering where do people come
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  Speaker 1: up with this stuff? Is it the Internet? Did he
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  Speaker 1: consult with anyone about this? Personally? I think you already
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  Speaker 1: smoke skin flutes and those closet door walls are closing
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  Speaker 1: in on you and before you get exposed.
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  Speaker 2: You throwing this out there so you can have an excuse.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you want to be able to blame your gayness
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  Speaker 1: on airport scanners? No, no, no, I think you're a
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  Speaker 1: TSA agent right now, pastor, and TSA for you stands
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  Speaker 1: for thoroughly sniffing anus.
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  Speaker 2: All right. There is no other reason for someone to
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  Speaker 2: spread such a theory.
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  Speaker 1: This is like saying if you step on a digital scale,
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  Speaker 1: it will change your zodiac side. You step on it
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  Speaker 1: as an aries weigh in one eighty, step off your
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  Speaker 1: weigh in one eighty, but now you are Sagittarius.
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  Speaker 2: That's not how that works. Okay. You probably think.
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  Speaker 1: The radiation from microwaves turns people into pedophiles, don't you.
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  Speaker 2: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: We live in a world where people are trying to
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  Speaker 1: run from themselves, and you can't run from who you are. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can't run from what you are. Stop hiding behind
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  Speaker 1: religion and blaming airport scanners because you like to blow
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  Speaker 1: on a man's love whistle.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The same Bible that you read out of says judge,
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  Speaker 1: not that you not be judged. That's Matthew seven to one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: The reason you so afraid to be yourself is because
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  Speaker 1: you are scared that all the judgment you pass on
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  Speaker 1: the others will now be passed on to you. So
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  Speaker 1: stop with the baseless fear mongering and spreading misinformation. If
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  Speaker 1: you have a passion for pink pickles, who are we
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  Speaker 1: to judge? Please get pastor Andrew i Isker the sweet
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  Speaker 1: and just stares at me.
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  Speaker 3: Whether the pink pickle, no, No, Sometimes she turns it
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  Speaker 3: off because she knows who we're gonna get banned.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, whether you turned it off today or today? Bannis,
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  Speaker 2: it was gay. It was too much gay. When he
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  Speaker 2: said what whether to take somebody's ask? The TSA stand
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  Speaker 2: up and take somebody's ask. What was it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was all of it, especially the way you
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  Speaker 1: say gay.
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  Speaker 2: You say it all hard. They just want to say soft.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like gay, but that's just the cute cun Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what they that's that's the only thing they like.
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  Speaker 2: Take somebody's as exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds a little crimey, right, it's too crimy, it's too negative.
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  Speaker 3: able seventeenth, TikTok.
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