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41: Wife Chops Off Cheating Husband's Peen Twice!!! | #Isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Well, you don't know this, why you should watch? I
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  Speaker 1: saw this on the internet. We're supposed to talk about
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  Speaker 1: random old Internet stories, but as things often do, we
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  Speaker 1: veer off into other stuff when the opportunity presents itself.
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  Speaker 1: I do gotta say, I asked y'all to send funny
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  Speaker 1: old stories. It cannot be trending funny old stories to
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  Speaker 1: internet at KEM on stage. This entire next three months
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  Speaker 1: is all from these emails. I didn't have to go
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  Speaker 1: search for anything. I went through the emails and all
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  Speaker 1: these stories were there. So shout out to y'all for
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  Speaker 1: suggesting topics with the article. Though sometimes, y'all, a couple
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  Speaker 1: people have got a couple of mixtapes, a couple of resumes,
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  Speaker 1: a couple like shut up, not for that.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody was like, you got two tickets to the night show.
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  Speaker 2: I don't check this email.
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  Speaker 1: Until I'm about to do this show. They talk about
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  Speaker 1: tonight's show. Y'all know, y'all in Louis tonight it's over.
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  Speaker 2: I know it sewed up. It ain't for that. Send
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  Speaker 2: the title of the.
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  Speaker 1: Subject and the link in there, and it ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: get to me if it's If it's anything else, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Today's first topic.
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  Speaker 2: And also if you haven't seen the show, we don't.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know the topic of the story until I
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  Speaker 1: say it out loud and then we talked. So today's story.
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  Speaker 1: Wife chops off cheating husband's penis twice.
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  Speaker 2: Hell, if you're like a woman scored.
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  Speaker 1: A jealous wife in China choped off her cheating husband
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  Speaker 1: penis as used let then snuck into his hospital room
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  Speaker 1: after he had it sewn back and hacked it off.
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  Speaker 3: She said, I said what I said, wasn't it chop?
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  Speaker 4: She could just pull the string and all, But I said,
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  Speaker 4: nobody told you to go get that.
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  Speaker 5: That's your problem? How mad you are?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Wait?
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  Speaker 6: Did he didn't cheat?
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  Speaker 2: Again? She didn't find me. She went to the post.
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  Speaker 1: Security threw it out of the window again. Through Out the
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  Speaker 1: thirty two year old fan Lung of Data five Sili's
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  Speaker 1: fate when he decided to use his wife cell phone
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  Speaker 1: to seeing his secret.
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  Speaker 2: Lover hot and heavy email.
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  Speaker 6: What his wife's self?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty two year old for got to lock out
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  Speaker 1: his account after the metro was sin which is how
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  Speaker 1: a twenty one year old wife who is now underrest
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  Speaker 1: for grievous grievous. I'm sorry, grievous body harm came across
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  Speaker 1: the saucy message and snapped. She went berserved, grabbed the
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  Speaker 1: parists or snoring to the vernonment, come off his penis
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  Speaker 1: while he was sleeping, rushed the hospital. Doctors able to
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  Speaker 1: save the appendage and so back on, but Fang was
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  Speaker 1: able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped
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  Speaker 1: his penis off for a second time and threw it
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  Speaker 1: out the window a shock, laying chase his wife outside,
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  Speaker 1: despite despite losing a lot of blood.
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  Speaker 4: Could you imagine you're just walking by the hospital with
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  Speaker 4: your drink and a whole like, what up?
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  Speaker 3: You see the penises man running through the right I
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  Speaker 3: just assumed that they would have been older twenty one
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  Speaker 3: more penises?
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  Speaker 6: You go, I'm laughing. What I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 4: If I could, if I can cut your penis off
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  Speaker 4: with scissors, I wouldn't have married you.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to be thick, I wanted to be hard
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  Speaker 6: to cut. If I could just do.
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  Speaker 4: That, that's ridiculous, literally ridiculous, ridiculous. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: well it's kind of a sleeping bag anyway, so it's
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  Speaker 4: probably Yeah, it's gotta be them kitchen shears because you like, yeah, well.
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  Speaker 2: It's in the house. They ain't like extra, they're not
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  Speaker 2: heavy duty if it's in the house.
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  Speaker 5: But I mean, I'm like, that's a lot of work
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  Speaker 5: versus like a knife.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I thought it was a but depending
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  Speaker 2: on the n.
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  Speaker 4: But my thing is, if you're sleeping after that first snip,
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  Speaker 4: you should have been it should have just rided it,
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  Speaker 4: should have got all the way off.
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  Speaker 6: You should have got boxed her head straight off her shoulders.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, Like, did she take the
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  Speaker 5: same sis to the.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I mean, you gotta be pissed though to
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  Speaker 3: like go to the hospital.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, believe it back.
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  Speaker 2: You pissed the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to have like a burning fire to.
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  Speaker 2: Sneak into the room or what room is a finger?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he got a serious she.
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  Speaker 5: Said, never again. I bet you won't know more.
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  Speaker 4: And like when you chop it off, you don't want
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  Speaker 4: him to use it no more so the fact that they.
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  Speaker 6: Could save it. It would also be like, I hell,
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  Speaker 6: you think you're gonna living?
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  Speaker 2: Went on?
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  Speaker 3: But how But but the safe like I feel like
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  Speaker 3: the same couldn't have been that great.
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  Speaker 5: That man probably was still gonna have issues.
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean it's it's it's just a meat.
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  Speaker 4: Because they gotta put on the nerve, gotta blow it
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  Speaker 4: off picking him off the streets. They look like a
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  Speaker 4: little kid like you do a little kids that you look,
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  Speaker 4: you put in your mouth and then you put it back.
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  Speaker 6: On, washed it off.
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  Speaker 2: You go to a hook after youurethrow back up.
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  Speaker 5: That's how you gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: The body knows man, the body was thrown connect your stuff.
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  Speaker 3: He ain't gonna be able to move that thing. It's
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  Speaker 3: like you would just let him going on about.
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  Speaker 4: His little cut off with probably we wouldn't do no
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  Speaker 4: jagget actually this yeah, so he ain't gonna get hard
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  Speaker 4: at the top.
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  Speaker 6: Just she said, if mama jump this crime, I'm going right.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, baby, you gotta understand about that your heart from
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  Speaker 1: the bottom.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, you gotta make your way all the way down.
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  Speaker 2: My terrible torturous me get off of the bottom. I'm in.
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  Speaker 2: But then I'm gonna hold it. You gotta hold it
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  Speaker 2: in just then gonna be flopping around.
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  Speaker 1: That might be different sensation though, like I never had
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  Speaker 1: nothing that being doing that The Jack, you ain't ever
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  Speaker 1: had twice twice baked potato.
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  Speaker 4: Bee three Friday.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, that is a finish.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just man, Have y'all ever been that mad at
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  Speaker 1: a man that that that's across your mind?
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  Speaker 2: What's the worst, what's the worst of you done? Have
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  Speaker 2: you even bust windows? I mean, I feel like you
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  Speaker 2: might have it.
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  Speaker 6: In you basically heard from the window.
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  Speaker 2: Nia if it was Bone, if she was with a
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  Speaker 2: nigga from Bone, I kick the.
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  Speaker 6: Door in and hoped the gate. I've done a lot.
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  Speaker 2: You get the door.
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  Speaker 6: Let me tell you something. But okay, so this is
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  Speaker 6: what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying no names because I know I go,
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  Speaker 4: but I talk about all the time. Right, So women,
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  Speaker 4: we have intuition, and we used to. I used to
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  Speaker 4: help them coach his football program.
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  Speaker 6: And I didn't go that.
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  Speaker 4: Day, right and out of nowhere, he was just like, man,
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  Speaker 4: I really wish you was here.
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  Speaker 6: And I didn't trust it.
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  Speaker 4: I only lift him down the street because it's like,
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  Speaker 4: why you wish I was there?
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  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, just randomly.
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  Speaker 2: What the fact that was here? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I see this, Like why would you just randomly
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  Speaker 4: in the middle of practice. You're supposed to be somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: Why you not focused on the boys? Like, that's just
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  Speaker 4: weird to me because I'd be there with me be focused.
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  Speaker 6: So it triggered me. So we only live ten minutes
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  Speaker 6: down the street, right.
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  Speaker 4: So we'll call him Kenny. I get there and the
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  Speaker 4: lights is on at the house, right, and so I'm
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  Speaker 4: yelling from the thing, Kenny, Kenny. He don't say nothing,
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  Speaker 4: so he got We still to this day don't know
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  Speaker 4: how I got over the spot gate because he had
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  Speaker 4: to spike gate flopsy pajamas. I still don't know how
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  Speaker 4: I got over the gate to this day. All I
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  Speaker 4: know is I'm knocking at the door, right, and he
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  Speaker 4: come out, and when a mother come out the door
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  Speaker 4: and shut it behind him and stand in the hallway.
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  Speaker 4: You already now it's about to go down.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, what's up? I thought you was at practice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He was like yeah, but Sorrow, because we're subord he said,
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  Speaker 4: he's my fraternity brother.
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  Speaker 6: Sorrow needed to use the bathroom.
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  Speaker 5: So I let her come up. So I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: who's here?
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  Speaker 6: He was like, oh, you don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Before this is all my child was like, y'all before
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  Speaker 4: he said, you don't know. I kicked the door in
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  Speaker 4: and okay, she's sitting there looking at pictures. Now, she
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  Speaker 4: was looking at it and I just remember, I kid
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  Speaker 4: you not. She's freezing, and because I was blowing his
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  Speaker 4: phone and I ran up on her. I was like, y'all,
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  Speaker 4: when I tell you she.
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  Speaker 5: Would not.
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  Speaker 6: You guy, I just got.
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  Speaker 4: Can do this.
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  Speaker 6: Bett.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 6: Really wish I was there.
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  Speaker 4: So so the girl is not moving from the pictures, right,
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  Speaker 4: and he's dragging me down the hall.
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  Speaker 6: Next thing I know, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Outside beating in the girl cars she's trying to drive away.
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  Speaker 4: It was crazy car though.
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  Speaker 2: I understand why the person involved get the smoke.
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  Speaker 6: Because I'm leaving.
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  Speaker 4: No, but people be trying to act like the if
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  Speaker 4: the other person know that you in a relationship or something,
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  Speaker 4: they get a little smoke. Don't act like they don't
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  Speaker 4: they get a little bit of smoke.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, we wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: Official, but listen, I was seeing we was together, but
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  Speaker 4: we wasn't. You know what I'm saying, We didn't have
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  Speaker 4: we was. I was helping this nigga with his son.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking, what you kind?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah we together?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? You pick him up. Yes, son,
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  Speaker 2: that's real.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, some grapes.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, you didn't held his.
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  Speaker 4: Hand and listen, what about what's the first you're gone?
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  Speaker 5: I never bust out a window.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I may have.
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  Speaker 3: I may have the fleet of cars, because what you
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  Speaker 3: do one and then you do it's like, oh, I
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  Speaker 3: can't leave the other one. So then first of all
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  Speaker 3: cars the police. I was like, explain to the police
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  Speaker 3: how you got three cars?
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  Speaker 5: No job?
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  Speaker 6: You're right, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: So they would love for you to wash in there.
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  Speaker 4: Lucas like, let's call the police car.
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  Speaker 6: He's getting I got a k on it.
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  Speaker 2: I did job.
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  Speaker 6: Now you're the police.
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  Speaker 5: He's still talking about this.
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  Speaker 6: Day exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Protected, sir.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, you know that they would love for
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  Speaker 5: you to come on in there. You need to BMW
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  Speaker 5: to do you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what I mean? I wonder if visualize you were
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  Speaker 2: you finished.
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  Speaker 3: The first car, you just like words, it wouldn't even know.
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  Speaker 3: But you think that this is not even my thing.
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  Speaker 3: But like I'm trying to talk to you and have
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  Speaker 3: a conversation. You're talking about this car Showldermorrow, and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: you distracted. Okay, well you're not gonna be in that
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  Speaker 3: car showd on My Baby can.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, East was mad at me.
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  Speaker 5: He was gonna wind was mad at me.
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  Speaker 6: How old were you happened?
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  Speaker 5: I was like twenty three, maybe twenty.
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  Speaker 6: Say still be calling my mom.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like sir with his son though.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Josh, you have anything that's as wild as them?
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  Speaker 2: Are you more calm? Are you never been treated wrong
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  Speaker 2: as less they have? I mean.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just too nice too. Yeah, I kind of am so.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't never done anything like that. I got a lawyer, Na,
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm doing. I'm sending an email. I got,
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  Speaker 4: I gotta. I got a docu, a Google docu folder
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  Speaker 4: of all the ship this nigga did.
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  Speaker 6: That's the kind of stuff I do.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: All right, next stories, Uh, this this is kind of gross.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Headaches caused by maggots from a weave. All right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you, Okay, because this
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  Speaker 1: is from the internet. At chemo stage. Email woman suffers
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  Speaker 1: terrible headaches after she is fitted with a human hair
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  Speaker 1: we've taken from a corpse that was filled with flesh
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  Speaker 1: eating maggots that burrowed into her skin. Legal assistant Irene Mango,
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  Speaker 1: bought a hair piece from Salon and Nairobi. She was
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  Speaker 1: worded to shave her head and take antibiotics. Antibiotics afterward.
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  Speaker 1: Deal salon manager says she was fitted with ten weeds
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  Speaker 1: from the same package. So apparently the person who was
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  Speaker 1: getting the human hair was getting it off of deceased humans.
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  Speaker 2: That is wild.
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  Speaker 5: But she didn't know. She wasn't like trying to say money.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely other person who bought the hair. No, no, no, she
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  Speaker 2: just thought she had the hair.
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  Speaker 5: You can reuse your bundles a couple of times.
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  Speaker 4: You always wash your bundles before you run me in.
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  Speaker 3: But also it's not gonna be you could tell us
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  Speaker 3: bundles because they're gonna be cut.
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  Speaker 5: Like, how did she not?
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know. I don't know. Y'all into
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  Speaker 2: the weeds, the wefts, I know that's part of it.
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  Speaker 2: The weft.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all deep in the wefts. I'm not familiar. I
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  Speaker 1: was asking, y'all. That's why I put this for the
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  Speaker 1: Black Woman episode because.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how.
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  Speaker 1: My wife used to sell hair for a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a tough game. People will get your hair
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  Speaker 1: in line and say they didn't get it. So she
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  Speaker 1: was I gotta get off the business. You got almost
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  Speaker 1: to take a picture with the hair, like the refunds,
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  Speaker 1: It's like two three hundred dollar worth of hair. I
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  Speaker 1: felt like all sudden drunk. I was dropping off the
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: packages and barking B and then nigga do that. That's why,
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  Speaker 1: hundred niggas, What did you think?
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  Speaker 5: I am?
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  Speaker 1: Premium shot? Bliss was something top of the line hair.
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  Speaker 1: So we got out the game. Come throw business.
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  Speaker 2: We was doing research. It was I didn't realize, Uh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: is that.
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  Speaker 5: I was like the people that I was crazy, it's
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  Speaker 5: so cheap. And I went to Brazil.
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  Speaker 3: We was like trying to like come back with hell
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  Speaker 3: of bundles because it's so chip over there.
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  Speaker 5: But the place was closed.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't realize it until the last day and it
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  Speaker 3: was like a Sunday and it was we could just
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  Speaker 3: change it, like that was like thirty five.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it was.
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  Speaker 1: Bliss was selling five and six hundred dollars of hair
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  Speaker 1: to a person.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, h yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy limits And that's why this lady had maggots.
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  Speaker 4: You don't feel the first Like I don't understand because
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: maggots is kind of big.
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: So the minute I felt feel anything, we're I just
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: but what did it?
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Like, what did it come from? Just because the person.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Was dead, like he was the the people the dead.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: Are they digging up bodies?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: No? No, no, the person that looks like the person Her
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: source was like, this is human hair. I don't know
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: where they usually got them from, but they was they
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: had to connect with the more and they was getting
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: the dead people and shaving their head. I guess after
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: the funeral, you know what I'm saying, before they close
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: the casket, let.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Me get that.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: They took your hair for sure, and Jackson would have
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: been gone to probably got a little bit took.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: They cut you. You die, they cut your hair and.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Taking they're taking people's taking human hair, that humano.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Because it was because the bodies was rotting.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know when you washed the bundles.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: It don't make sense, is off because you don't Maggots
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: don't come to you been in the ground for hell,
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: you're still in balmed and doing above ground. They would
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: have to be digging these bodies up. That's what I'm saying,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: because when you die, you're not there's no maggots.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Well they will find you. If you die untreated you,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: you can get maggots. The maggots they know.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: Well maybe.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Nobody in the comments said it was probably the eggs
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: and they probably didn't Catti.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: That makes that kind of makes I guess. I was wondering,
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: like what where do they start?
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know how ma how so I know
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: flies get in and then they eat whatever and then
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: lay eggs. Now for the magats come, they get in
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: your trash or whatever. So maybe the fly ate the
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: dead body had left them things get at it, uh left,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: And I think Judge's right. If you not washing that
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: bundle all the way and that eggs still in there,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: then it's like, oh now I got life that you
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: got to bust down with a maget you.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: And you didn't feel no articulating on your scale like
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: this machine.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Know.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: She was just like, yeah, it's tight.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I got a little cheap, I got a little permanent.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: And then when I'm thirty right here, I know you're
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: paying five hundred.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I paid.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: It's a little hot, you know, yeah it's tingly.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: But now you ball on a on account cheap hair.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Oh I would trust right.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I ain't rocking, No, damn can I.
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: Be your f.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I don't want to thinking about my hair all the time.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I just don't know what my head is shaped.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Like. You find out when you ball, you find out
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: you'll have.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: The luxury of the side if you want to. Well,
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: I've had a short cut.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: But like the actual ball ball black women.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: They need the league in ball.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they do be looking amazing ball or short like
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I feel, I haven't really never seen.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Then I'm killed, precious lot.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I love her parents.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Shake, That's nothing that makes me more angry than a
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: black woman coming out of the barber's chair with waves.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I never even when I had hair.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like when they get out because the grade of
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: their hair, I mean need to be like nigga, can
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: you taking up a seat? You're coming out with the
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: best haircut.
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna see the day. I love it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Think about it.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: How long have you ever been?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I had like a short kind of like halle berry
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: or whatever you want to call it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Maybe a little bit more, a little thinking than that.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: But yeah, go.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Bal you need to fill your head though, like you
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: got a big feel like a dimple in the back.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: How much of your personality is in your hair?
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: I feel like nothing.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Cut it off many see what happens. You will get
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: a lot of grand risings.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Strong baby, don't nobody.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: I can't.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: That's the last thing I need is to put myself.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: But you jump back, Yeah, you've been having some grand rising.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: No, but I'm saying I don't need I need to.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: I don't need grand rising.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Have you'll ever been drink into grand rising? Like you
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: didn't know? At first you thought he was not grand rising.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: No, they say that ship out the gates, so you
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: know it ain't they say an idiot gate they favored
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: that spot him.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, queen, any of them like here we go.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: But can you say queen without being grand?
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: I've never heard him. That's yeah, that's that's good.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'm gonna go ahead and go. I
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: was in then Uber one time and I was playing
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: with my boy. He's the Grand Rising nigga, and I
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: hit him with the Grand Risings because I used to,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: you know, mess with him.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: So when I hung out with the brother was like
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: you one of us and I was like no, no.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: He was like a doctor Umar. I was like, yeah,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: doctor ce me.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: They got the sea fall, you got the what's the.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Thing they sell will slamder?
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: He don't got to be a grand rise.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: And this is what the guy was saying, Yeah, did
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: you know ourselves? I just uber on the side. What
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I really got? Do you know what the benefits of it?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I was a man.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I got some weeds in the.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: All right, last story of the day, this is this
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: was this was just too funny to me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Man sues himself. Oh my god, and one all right,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: you gotta hear this story because I couldn't believe it.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: He took it from checking to say okay.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Interesting case.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: In nineteen seventy six, Peter Maxwell went to work at
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a manufacturing company Ohio I'm sorry in Chino, California, Ohio.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: He was showing a new employee how to use a
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: piece of machinery. Unfortunately, the company's VP had repaired the
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: machine using the wrong sized boat, so the head was protruding.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Maxwell sweater got caught on the bolt head and he
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: was pulled into the device, severely injured. So he decided
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: to sue the company he worked for, which happened to
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: be the company he owned. It led to an interesting
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: lawsuit with one clear lesson for any person looking to
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: start a business. This case was called Maxwell versus Maxwell.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Peter Maxwell and his wife owned ninety five percent of
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the business, with another couple holding the rest. Maxwell paid
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: himself a salary of one hundred I'm sorry ten thousand
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: dollars a years an employee, his injuries preventing him from
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: working for some time, so his wife had a fulfill.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: His role and her own.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Even though he was an owner and director of the business,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: he was also an employee. Therefore, Maxwell was on top
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: of the sue of the directors of the company for
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: conversation for his medical experience, expenses, and loss of work.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: The first step was to speak to the company lawyer
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: about the lawsuit. Blah blah blah. In effect, the company
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: settled out of court and paid him a compensation for
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: loss of work that he also had to.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Approve what the PPP he got That he's help because
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: he was doing the business and somehow he thought.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: He was about to come up somehow. I don't know how.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: I'm still trying to figure that out.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Because technically, if you are an employee, you you can
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: be an employee of a company and the company has
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: a right to protect its employees even if the owner
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: is an employee, and you have insurance.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: So technically, if I got hurt here.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: In Kevin State Studios, because it's the Kevin Fredericks is
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: not the owner of Kevin State Studios that has its
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: own holding company, I could sue Kevin Stage Studios for
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: my injury.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: This light fell down there.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: I swear to God, I was like, I have this
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: light fall so like a.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Technically suit my But my thing is the point is
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: my company would have to pay out, so I.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Would still lose.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: Dollars a year.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: So in nineteen seventy six.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and when I said old stories like two thousand
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: and three, it was.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: Like it wasn't even alive yet.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: But apparently like that's why you have insurance because you
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: out of work. I mean it is also just like
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: the most American thing we as a sue first society man. Yeah,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: we we started an episode talking about getting Okay.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: You can only people who have the money to pay you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: So he probably knows I know, we got that.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: No we can pay that's I mean, well yeah, because
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: then he's got loss of wages, so he need to
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: make that money up.
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then make up the medical bills.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: So have the company pay that, you know, I said, actually,
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: gap insurance, it probably made more sense than just taking
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: the money out of the company directly.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: How long did the company last that the article for
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: the rest you have to pay?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, first like literally you let me read
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: all that, and then it was like for the rest subscribe, Yeah,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I know you.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Probably got a subscriptionsh I get to.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Just of it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I just think it's hilarious that like that would never
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: cross my mind to young No, but I can tell
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: you what, man, white people be knowing. Yes, white people
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: know I would never think because I'm like, this is
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: gonna hurt me the owner.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: But he's like, also, I got other owners sharing.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine we own a company? And you're like,
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: so I'm you know, I'm sewing up you already own.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: Why you need my little father?
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, that's crazy. Everybody before I.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Think, I don't know if I told the story, and
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: I fee about the one show on the freeway and
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: one of the girls in the car suit and I
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: wasn't even think.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: I was just glad to be alive.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my parents like she ain't making it like literally,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: my brother I was like.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know what to do. I was like, oh,
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: he loves me.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: And the other in the car ended up suing and
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: she pulled up to school like in a brand new
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: whip whatever.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: We're like she ain't even.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Had nobody like, and I'm like, oh my, get you sue,
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Like I got messed up the words like you sue.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: I'm at the information.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: So it was like, Hey, how was the other girl
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: in the car, And it was like, ohit, let's just
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: get her a little chap. You could have suited. The
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: police department could have sued, and I was like, oh,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know all that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Wait, what what what happened in the story? I thought
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: you told you, but I'm not.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: We was me being the nice friend that I am.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I leave my house to go to a party with
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: one friend. We go to the mall, we see another
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: friend she's got nobody ride with her.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, I'll ride with you.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Then she ends up picking up her other homegirl cause
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: she paged her, and I'm like, well, I could have
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: stayed where I was at. And on the ride over,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: we get into a car accident, so we never made
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: it to the party, and the it was like traffic.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: So they were saying, like I could have sued for
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: negligence because they.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: One was trying to lead me out there, like we
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: about the package.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Other people in the car.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: No, the police.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: And they they were, well, they technically went looking for me,
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: but they didn't see me. I was kind of like
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: and then my friend was like no, They was, well,
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: she food that fright, and she probably did. I was like,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: so then she just dropped the hat on, so I'm
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: not leaving. See y'all get my other friend or whatever.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: And then they when they this man almost hit me
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: and then they were like, well, this isn't the girl
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: because I had on a powder blue shirt. I never
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: forget powder blue time he over your shirt and it
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: was like dirty at that point because I haven't been
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: on the freeway ate up by Mosquito to two and
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: a half hours. They're like, we don't get this her,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: but this is a human being, so y'all still just
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: like so anyway, but they had already called my parents
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: on some like what it was wild.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Parents jumped up.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: They already like where she at because it's like two
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: in the morning now and this is high school. They
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: calling everybody and they're like, well, she ain't never come
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: to the party and they so they already like what's
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: going on? So they drow my brother off at my
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: auntie house. My brother is like, oh my god, like
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: my auntie like he come over there and just like
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: couldn't really talk. They get to the hospital in like
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: five minutes, the hospital like forty five minutes away. So anyway,
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: long story short, the other girl that was in the
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: car ended up suing. I think she sew our friend's
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: insurance company friend of drying.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I didn't even really know. I was just
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: like you.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: You could have everbody.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: I wasn't even thinking. I literally when I tell you,
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: I was just like happy to be alive. Yeah, Like
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: niggas was like, yeah, thank you.
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: But wait, did you end up getting money? Did you
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: actually sue after that and.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Ended up got money?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: But after the fact, I was like, oh, I could
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: have gotten way more because I could have also sued
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: the police department. I could have also sued the ambulants.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Like so when you're supposed to I'm every day.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: I didn't know back then.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: It was just like, you don't need to drive. So
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: many of your stories are with cars.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: With Rome and Cam on DC and everyone is a
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: car story.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: You got to stop, you need to walk or a scooter.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: It don't matter you cars, you don't in the car.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Didn't your dad, your mom? Your mom ran over your foot.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: People don't get shot at, So that's not not many
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: people have been shot at.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: I got shot in the car.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, person? Regular people? You've been shot at?
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: The nernisia a mirror you will though.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: You want five, that's only one of the five, Like,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: I bet you'll we had at least watch on Patreon.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Nobody has ever been shot at in the car.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: Please leave.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: If you're watching the outside of Patreon on YouTube.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Leave it in the comments.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Never you're like you know somebody?
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: If you know somebody, the.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: One person's been shot at what happens shot?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: That's gonna be your emoji now.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: In the car, they don't want to get.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Corn by all right, this has been our saws on
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: the end ofnet of the show where we talking about
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: old shows.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Today's guests have been Keisha e let's keep you underscore
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: e right.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Or it's Keisha Webster, I'm back you're.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: It's like Mace.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that in the next episode because I
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: gotta hear this story. Jasmin w follow them on their
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: social media. All funny people on social media, all funny
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: women on stage as well, equally talented.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Uh and we'll see y'all next week.