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Let's Play IMPOSTER · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We got tickets to Kanye he'll be here next month
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  Speaker 1: State Farm Stadium we're gonna play imposter and Alex is
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  Speaker 1: our contestant good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Alex good morning Peyton how do you play.
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  Speaker 3: Imposter yeah so our producer Nick he has secretly picked
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  Speaker 3: one person in the studio to be the imposter the
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  Speaker 3: rest of us have all gotten that same word or
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  Speaker 3: topic we are each going to describe that word or
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  Speaker 3: topic without saying it but the thing is Alex one
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  Speaker 3: of us is lying and you have to figure.
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  Speaker 2: Out who the imposter is Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm ready.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome. You get to pick between John J. Rich, Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: or me, Peyton, to start you off.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start off with you, Peyton.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm going to say Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: Seasonal.
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  Speaker 1: Pumpkin. Patch.
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  Speaker 2: Carving.
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  Speaker 4: Round. People. Seeds. Orange.
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  Speaker 2: Tradition.
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  Speaker 1: Pie.
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  Speaker 4: Spiced latte.
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  Speaker 2: Dog food.
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  Speaker 4: Festive.
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  Speaker 1: Free.
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  Speaker 4: Smashing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Alex, you have a chance to take your shot
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  Speaker 3: right now. Out of the four of us, who do
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  Speaker 3: you think is the imposter? I want to say Rich.
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  Speaker 4: I am not the imposter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Let's go a couple more rounds. This might
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  Speaker 2: be tough.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Same, same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Same topic.
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  Speaker 4: But aren't I out because she guessed me? Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm not the imposter? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's me, Kyle, and John Jay. Okay, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to start. Gross. Cinderella.
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  Speaker 1: Cadillac.
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  Speaker 2: Slimy.
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  Speaker 4: Porch.
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  Speaker 1: Aerodynamic.
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  Speaker 2: Any guesses, Alex, on who could be the imposter in
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  Speaker 2: the room?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: This is so hard.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go with.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go with Peyton.
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  Speaker 3: I am not the imposter. You got a 50-50 chance
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  Speaker 3: between Jaja and Kyle for these tickets, babe.
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  Speaker 4: Who goes first? Are we going again?
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  Speaker 1: Let's just go again so you can get it. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go again.
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  Speaker 2: So you can get it.
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  Speaker 1: Why not? Go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Seeds.
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  Speaker 1: Microplastics.
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  Speaker 4: Vine.
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  Speaker 1: Carpet.
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  Speaker 4: Orange.
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  Speaker 1: Chlorine.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, no more.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Alex.
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  Speaker 1: Eddie, I know who's... Is it John Jay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah!
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: Good job. I knew it was John Jay when John
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  Speaker 3: Jay guessed pumpkins because that was what the topic was.
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  Speaker 4: That's kind of on the nose. Good job, Alex.
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  Speaker 1: He followed it up with Patch, so I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: he's just going to go with the flow.
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  Speaker 4: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, interesting.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a line, Alex. Hold on. We'll set you
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  Speaker 1: up with those Kanye things.
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  Speaker 4: She was smart. She was, she just got outsmarted.
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  Speaker 1: And we do, we got Kanye tomorrow too. Um, I'm
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  Speaker 1: wearing this shirt this morning. I had this weird, like
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  Speaker 1: little philosophy. Is that wrinkled? I have a wrinkled shirt.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it is very wrinkled.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, did he just get that out of
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  Speaker 2: his trunk?
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  Speaker 1: Close. It was in my garage.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want to tell you, though, because I didn't
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  Speaker 3: want you to get insecure about it and think about
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  Speaker 3: it all day.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess you do. You didn't want to tell
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  Speaker 1: me that it was wrinkled?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I made a post about it this morning. So I
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  Speaker 1: think it's done. We got a new roof on our house.
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  Speaker 1: And part of the new roof, we had to park
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  Speaker 1: in the streets because we couldn't park in the garage.
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  Speaker 1: And then my wife wanted to clean the garage. And yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: she got a bug up her butt about cleaning the garage.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to clean the garage.
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  Speaker 4: I bet not.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, man? It's the first day.
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  Speaker 1: I have nothing to do. I don't want to do anything. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to clean the garage. All right, clean the garage.
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  Speaker 1: So she went and cleaned the garage, you know, trying
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  Speaker 1: to make me feel guilty. But anyway, she found a
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  Speaker 1: whole box of these Love Up shirts that I haven't
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  Speaker 1: worn in 10 years. So I went through the Love
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  Speaker 1: Up shirts and I grabbed one this morning and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to wear this. And it's totally wrinkled. And
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  Speaker 1: I thought, by the time I get to the studio,
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  Speaker 1: it should be unwrinkled.
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  Speaker 4: It might be more wrinkled.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm wearing these jeans I found in the garage, too.
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  Speaker 1: They were in a box. And I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I put these jeans on. They were wrinkled. Everything I
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  Speaker 1: have on is from the garage and wrinkled. But it
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  Speaker 1: didn't unwrinkle. I thought that's what happens. You wear it
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  Speaker 1: and it just unwrinkles.
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  Speaker 4: I think there's a certain point where it gets squenched
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  Speaker 4: up enough that it will not unsquench.
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  Speaker 3: I also feel like if we had a little bit
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  Speaker 3: more humidity, that might have helped you out.
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  Speaker 1: I was just always wearing a wrinkled shirt and just
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  Speaker 1: worn it out, and the wrinkles went away. But these
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  Speaker 1: wrinkles have not gone away.
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  Speaker 2: But you also said it's been in there for 10 years.
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  Speaker 1: It has been in the box for 10 years.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe next to your little treadmill over here, we should
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  Speaker 4: put a little steamer for you in case you find
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  Speaker 4: some more gems in your garage.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of my wife, I had my high school reunion
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  Speaker 1: this year. We were with the Chandler High, and my
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  Speaker 1: reunion was at a place called Courthouse. Have you heard
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  Speaker 1: of Courthouse? No.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, the little bar, the little tiny bar in Chandler?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was tiny. I mean, it
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  Speaker 1: was pretty big. They even have a dog park. It's
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  Speaker 1: part of the bar.
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  Speaker 2: Called Courthouse?
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  Speaker 1: Courthouse, like Q-U-A-R-T.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a clever name.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I thought it was really clever. And
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  Speaker 1: they have a dog park there that's part of the bar,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a pretty big thing. So it's my high
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  Speaker 1: school reunion. My wife went with me. Who do you
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  Speaker 1: think left first? Me or my wife? You, 100%.
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  Speaker 4: Me.
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  Speaker 1: My wife was talking to people I went to high
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  Speaker 1: school with while I was in the car.
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  Speaker 2: She loves that, though.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling her going, hey, I'm leaving. Are you coming
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  Speaker 1: with me while I'm talking to someone?
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  Speaker 4: I go, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't talk to those people. I talked to some
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  Speaker 1: of them, but the people she was talking to, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even talk to.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so impressed that you went to your high school reunion.
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  Speaker 4: Because normally, you will go as far as maybe even
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  Speaker 4: going to the parking lot and not going in.
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  Speaker 1: I did that one year. This year, I went to
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  Speaker 1: the reunion. It was great people. It was beautiful seeing
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  Speaker 1: these wonderful people that I grew up with.
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  Speaker 2: Was it just at that one spot, though, or did
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  Speaker 2: they move around?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like, did they bar hop in downtown Chandler?
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  Speaker 1: It was a whole weekend. Oh, okay. I couldn't go Friday.
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  Speaker 1: I had a charity event Friday night. And I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: go Friday. Friday was the pub crawl. Oh, okay. And
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  Speaker 1: a tour of Chandler High and then dinner at Elmer's.
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  Speaker 1: Dinner at Elmer's. And then Saturday night was at this
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  Speaker 1: bar from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or 6 p.m. to 1 a.m. And I got there
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  Speaker 1: like at 9.30 and then I was so tired I
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  Speaker 1: had to leave.
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  Speaker 4: How long were you there total?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, five minutes. Well, she was there 10 minutes.
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  Speaker 3: They're planning my high school reunion right now. And it's
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  Speaker 3: like a little Facebook group that we're all in and
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  Speaker 3: they're feeling it out. And they're like, we want to
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  Speaker 3: do like a, a bar crawl in downtown Chandler. And
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  Speaker 3: that like completely uninterests me. Like a bar crawl in general,
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  Speaker 3: isn't fun. Cause you got to wait in all those lines,
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  Speaker 3: but then you add on it being a 10 year reunion.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like we should just have one spot and
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  Speaker 3: stay there.
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  Speaker 1: You should do the bar crawl where you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to wait in line. They worked in advance. The school.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they like we hit the front of line pass?
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  Speaker 1: The president. The president of the school of your class.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, like.
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  Speaker 3: Ellie.
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  Speaker 1: Ellie. Ellie Cat was our president. Okay. And she worked
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  Speaker 1: it all out.
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  Speaker 3: See, that's why I should have been. I should have
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  Speaker 3: been president of student council. I should have ran because
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  Speaker 3: I would have had this popping.
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  Speaker 2: It would have been dumb.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what they have going on right now.
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  Speaker 2: You could still help them.
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  Speaker 1: This woman in my reunion, her name is Flo. Flo,
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  Speaker 1: I talked to my wife. My wife gets in the
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  Speaker 1: car and goes, I talked to this girl Flo. She
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  Speaker 1: asked me to ask you how you knew her. Right. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: in sixth grade, she was a bully and she used
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  Speaker 1: to beat me up. Flo? Yeah, Flo. She was chasing
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  Speaker 1: me around a car one time in sixth grade and
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  Speaker 1: she spit a loogie and I started to throw up.
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  Speaker 1: And I ran home crying and throwing up. My mom goes,
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  Speaker 1: what happened? I go, this girl spit a loogie. Oh, Flo.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Flo who lives in Florida. No, she
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  Speaker 1: lives in Jersey. I said, you should live in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Her name's Flo. Anyway.