Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 1 - City of Angels
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, It's our number what our one
- 0:07Speaker 1: of the original Recipe podcast up all night, Happy Wednesday.
- 0:10Speaker 1: It's hump Day, the fifth day of February. As we
- 0:15Speaker 1: are together yet again, reacting to reports that say Luca
- 0:20Speaker 1: Donzig is not guaranteed to sign an extension with the
- 0:25Speaker 1: Lakers this summer. Are you buying that line of thinking? Also,
- 0:29Speaker 1: how did Luca's body language look during his opening news
- 0:33Speaker 1: conference with the Lakers? And the Lakers feel the blueprint
- 0:38Speaker 1: with Lebron and Luca Donzig is to try to outscore teams?
- 0:44Speaker 1: Is that a sound plan? We'll talk about all of
- 0:49Speaker 1: that and who knows what else. Get ready to partay
- 0:53Speaker 1: in our Number one. Those la kind of knights. Welcome,
- 1:03Speaker 1: in the beginning of another night of the Ben Malors Show.
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- 1:58Speaker 1: Saw our guy Kevin big p One here in southern California.
- 2:03Speaker 1: He's a public address announcer at a local look like
- 2:06Speaker 1: a high school there, and he was using on the
- 2:09Speaker 1: microphone Malors Show related phrases while he was doing the
- 2:13Speaker 1: public address announce Yeah. I thought that was kind of cool.
- 2:16Speaker 1: I liked that, So good job by Kevin. So I
- 2:18Speaker 1: lead this hour from La La Land a welcoming committee
- 2:24Speaker 1: lining up to lick the toes of Luka Doncic on
- 2:28Speaker 1: a Tuesday. So if you did not pay attention to this,
- 2:32Speaker 1: maybe you actually have a life and you had other
- 2:35Speaker 1: things going on. So Luca had his introductory news conference
- 2:39Speaker 1: with the Lakers in front of a packed house of
- 2:41Speaker 1: excited media fanboys. They were so happy their their favorite
- 2:46Speaker 1: team had a new hero, Luca. And like all of
- 2:50Speaker 1: these things, it was designed as a pep rally. It
- 2:55Speaker 1: was designed as a revival that the pathetic dormantler franchise
- 3:01Speaker 1: is back. Because the Mavericks decided to give away their
- 3:05Speaker 1: best player and just hand it to the Lakers and
- 3:08Speaker 1: only the Lakers. No one else, right, nobody else, only
- 3:13Speaker 1: the Lakers. Now, this comes amid reports that it is
- 3:17Speaker 1: not a guarantee that Luka Doncik will sign a max
- 3:22Speaker 1: contract extension with the Lakers this offseason. The very large
- 3:28Speaker 1: Brian Winderhurst there classifies himself as some kind of NBA guru,
- 3:34Speaker 1: and he says there is a chance that don Chik
- 3:38Speaker 1: may want to see how things play out, may want
- 3:40Speaker 1: to see how things play out, okay, or he agrees
- 3:43Speaker 1: to any type of extension with the Lakers. So it
- 3:47Speaker 1: seems like it's worthy of some conversations. So let us
- 3:49Speaker 1: discuss the question the report saying that Luca is not
- 3:53Speaker 1: garanteed Luka Doncik to sign an extension with the Lakers.
- 3:59Speaker 1: Are you buying that line of thinking? So I have
- 4:04Speaker 1: a nursery rhyme, Mark Jackson and Red Lobster and we
- 4:11Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together as it is
- 4:14Speaker 1: not your father's kind of sports radio show. It's not
- 4:17Speaker 1: so a So here's the deal. I'm not pulling out
- 4:22Speaker 1: the Apple pay on this one. I'm not I'm not
- 4:25Speaker 1: buying what I'm hearing, I'm not. There is a financial hit,
- 4:29Speaker 1: which is part of the reason that this is being
- 4:33Speaker 1: floated out there also to enhance the drama. But this
- 4:37Speaker 1: trade was very costly in terms of on court earnings
- 4:42Speaker 1: for Luca. It just is that he was set to
- 4:45Speaker 1: make another five year, three hundred and forty five million
- 4:49Speaker 1: dollar Supermax contract agreement. If he had stayed in Dallas
- 4:53Speaker 1: this offseason, the Mavericks would have been likely. I don't
- 4:58Speaker 1: know how they wouldn't have done this to give him
- 4:59Speaker 1: a five year contract for three hundred and forty five million,
- 5:02Speaker 1: that's the going rate for that level of player. But
- 5:07Speaker 1: the Mavericks said, you know what, we're going to trade you.
- 5:10Speaker 1: So they're the only team, as I understand it, that
- 5:14Speaker 1: could make that offer. So that means that even if
- 5:17Speaker 1: Lucas signs for the Max contract with the Lakers, it's
- 5:21Speaker 1: four years, four years, two hundred twenty nine million. Hopefully
- 5:24Speaker 1: he'll be able to put food on the table and
- 5:27Speaker 1: not have to go down to the soup kitchen those
- 5:29Speaker 1: hard scrabble streets with two hundred twenty nine million. But
- 5:32Speaker 1: when you do the math and you include the People's
- 5:34Speaker 1: Republic of California, taxation where your money goes to not
- 5:39Speaker 1: provide water when there's fires and things like that. It's
- 5:42Speaker 1: about one hundred and twenty five million or so, maybe
- 5:45Speaker 1: even more than that, just some chicken scratch back of
- 5:48Speaker 1: the napkin math, it's at least one hundred and twenty five
- 5:51Speaker 1: and one hundred and sixteen on the court. But then
- 5:53Speaker 1: you add in the taxes, the extra taxes and whatnot,
- 5:56Speaker 1: so it's like one hundred and twenty five million plus.
- 5:59Speaker 1: So nevertheless, you're gonna make some of that back from marketing.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Is a marketing just that alone. Madison Avenue and the
- 6:09Speaker 1: love of the bonanza, the financial bonanza. We know, the
- 6:12Speaker 1: NBA is happy, Nike is smiling, ear to ear, it's
- 6:18Speaker 1: richie rich, It's the rich get richer. Now this report, though,
- 6:22Speaker 1: if you read between the words, or in this case,
- 6:25Speaker 1: listen between the words, the report sounded like a nursery rhyme.
- 6:32Speaker 1: To me, it sounded very similar to Pop goes Louisel,
- 6:37Speaker 1: a lot of weasel words, a lot of weasel words.
- 6:39Speaker 1: Luca would have to go superman like, superman like to
- 6:45Speaker 1: spurn the Lakers. There is only one star level player
- 6:51Speaker 1: in recent NBA history, Last generation and really the last
- 6:56Speaker 1: two generations who said I'm gonna reject the Lakers. I
- 7:00Speaker 1: don't want to go there when offered a fair market deal.
- 7:03Speaker 1: The only player that's done that is Dwight Howard. Dwight said,
- 7:08Speaker 1: Skau you and then he eventually ended up backing the
- 7:11Speaker 1: Lakers anyway, but he didn't decided I want to play there.
- 7:14Speaker 1: He took off. That's it. That's the list, Dwight Howard.
- 7:18Speaker 1: I do not include Dennis Shrewder as a star player
- 7:22Speaker 1: in the NBA. He also didn't want to play for
- 7:25Speaker 1: the Lakers anymore, and skidad all out of town now
- 7:28Speaker 1: page two. So we mentioned at the very top of
- 7:31Speaker 1: this Mallet monologue there was an introductory news conference in La.
- 7:36Speaker 1: The Lakers welcomed the Luca. They put him on a
- 7:40Speaker 1: pedestal and everyone took turns giving him a manny and
- 7:45Speaker 1: a petty. But how did Luka Doncik's body language look
- 7:50Speaker 1: during his opening news conference with the Lakers. So I
- 7:54Speaker 1: watched this about thirty minutes. I was sleeping when it
- 7:57Speaker 1: was going on, and I watched it on the YouTube
- 8:00Speaker 1: and he looked to me, and I'm gonna describe this
- 8:03Speaker 1: for Inka terror blind Scott Blind, Emmett Stevie meat Balls
- 8:09Speaker 1: and all the other blind fans of the show Legally Blind, Christopher,
- 8:13Speaker 1: We're big in the blind community. So Luka Dancik's body language,
- 8:17Speaker 1: it looked to me like he was stupefied. He was
- 8:20Speaker 1: numb as a bug. Read the room. I would say, right,
- 8:25Speaker 1: Luca gave terrible body language. He looked like a broken
- 8:29Speaker 1: man at this news conference. Now, Mark Jackson, before he
- 8:32Speaker 1: was whacked as an NBA broadcaster, he used to say
- 8:35Speaker 1: hand down, man down. That was one of his catchphrases
- 8:38Speaker 1: for Luca. It's head down, man down. Sign language, non
- 8:42Speaker 1: verbal communication, big body language, guy, big body language guy.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Head down, Okay. Head down is a gesture that is
- 8:51Speaker 1: universally interpret interpreted rather interpreted as a feeling of shame
- 8:59Speaker 1: or guill. So when you're communicating and you have your
- 9:04Speaker 1: head down, like Luca did, you are letting the world
- 9:08Speaker 1: know that you feel some shame, there's some guilt here,
- 9:10Speaker 1: like you're sad. It also means you're feeling down or depressed.
- 9:17Speaker 1: So that's the body language, the unspoken words of Luca.
- 9:22Speaker 1: He's not happy, he's not happy, he's bummed out right,
- 9:27Speaker 1: He's bummed out and it sure look like that very
- 9:30Speaker 1: very mellowtone delivery. Just there was not a lot of joy,
- 9:37Speaker 1: not a lot of joy from Luca at that event.
- 9:40Speaker 1: He had to do it. And it's like, you know,
- 9:41Speaker 1: you do something in school you don't really want to
- 9:43Speaker 1: do and they make you do it, and you're like,
- 9:45Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, but I'll do it
- 9:47Speaker 1: because I have to do it, but I want to
- 9:48Speaker 1: do it. I'll do it. Fine, I did it. That's it.
- 9:52Speaker 1: It doesn't mean I like doing it, but I'll do
- 9:54Speaker 1: it because I gotta do it now. Last word, So
- 9:58Speaker 1: what jumps out to you you about one quote in
- 10:03Speaker 1: particular from the Lakers skinny jeans wearing general manager Rob Polinka? Who, man,
- 10:13Speaker 1: this guy, this guy just reeks a boy elitism, Rob Polinka?
- 10:18Speaker 1: So what jumps out at you about the Lakers sham?
- 10:20Speaker 1: Rob Polinka? He gave a quote here saying that the
- 10:23Speaker 1: MAVs executive Nico Harrison was instrumental in bringing Luca to
- 10:29Speaker 1: Los Angeles, and Rob Polinka thanked him for staying true
- 10:35Speaker 1: to the negotiation. So what jumps out at you about
- 10:38Speaker 1: that particular line of commentary from Rob Polinka saying the
- 10:43Speaker 1: Mavericks executive Nico Harrison was instrumental in making Luca a
- 10:48Speaker 1: Laker and thanking him for staying true to the negotiations.
- 10:53Speaker 1: So it does mean that Rob Polinka is a troll,
- 10:56Speaker 1: is what it means. That's a troll move, is what
- 10:58Speaker 1: that is. That's kick king Harrison in the balls, is
- 11:02Speaker 1: what it is. There is a uprising in Dallas. We'll
- 11:07Speaker 1: get to it a little bit later, but the Maverick
- 11:09Speaker 1: fan base is literally melting down. There's an insurgency among
- 11:13Speaker 1: the rank and file for the Dallas Mavericks because of
- 11:17Speaker 1: this trade. And Rob Polinka as the hutzpa to say, yeah,
- 11:21Speaker 1: you know, but he was instrumental. I want to thank
- 11:25Speaker 1: Nico Harrison. I do. Rob Polinka having supper at Red Lobster,
- 11:31Speaker 1: thanking Nico Harrison with that smug fish eating grin, just
- 11:36Speaker 1: that smug look. Now. Meanwhile, a lot of the noise
- 11:41Speaker 1: around the NBA is that the Lakers blueprint going forward
- 11:46Speaker 1: once once Luca actually gets off his fat ass and plays.
- 11:50Speaker 1: He didn't play in the game, I'm told on Tuesday Night,
- 11:53Speaker 1: But the blueprint with Lebron and Luca is to try
- 11:56Speaker 1: to outscore teams. That a sound plan. Now, outside of
- 12:03Speaker 1: the obvious, that's the only way to win any athletic
- 12:06Speaker 1: event is to outscore the opponent. You fundamentally have to
- 12:08Speaker 1: outscore the opponent every if you play defense, you got
- 12:11Speaker 1: to score more than the opponent otherwise you don't win
- 12:14Speaker 1: the game. That aside, That aside, right, we're saying you
- 12:19Speaker 1: gotta score more to win. But when Luca and Lebron
- 12:24Speaker 1: eventually get out in the court at some point and
- 12:27Speaker 1: they play side by side, they're very similar type players,
- 12:30Speaker 1: which means on offense, assuming they can work together and
- 12:34Speaker 1: find some synergy, Luca and Lebron, the Lakers will be
- 12:38Speaker 1: on the power play on offense at all times. Imagine
- 12:43Speaker 1: a two man game with Lebron and kicking it back
- 12:47Speaker 1: to Luca to shoot him, and it's unstoppable. It's also
- 12:51Speaker 1: unstoppable on defense because in hockey jargon, they'll be shorthanded,
- 12:57Speaker 1: two men down in the penalty box when they're on defense, Lakers,
- 13:02Speaker 1: it's gonna be five on three most of the game.
- 13:06Speaker 1: That's just the way it's going to be. Because Luca
- 13:09Speaker 1: and Lebron are often on defense, like they're in the
- 13:12Speaker 1: penalty box, they're resting up, waiting to run back out
- 13:16Speaker 1: on the ice and score a goal. A lackluster, a
- 13:20Speaker 1: couple of Mattadors, hooray. That's how they play defense, their
- 13:25Speaker 1: Matador defense there, and so that's what you got. But
- 13:29Speaker 1: we'll worry about that down the line. And you know,
- 13:31Speaker 1: Luca will likely come back and then miss a bunch
- 13:33Speaker 1: of games, because that's how this usually goes in that sport.
- 13:36Speaker 1: That's how they do business in the NBA and play
- 13:39Speaker 1: a little bit, miss miss a lot of I'm told
- 13:42Speaker 1: Anthony Davis missed his Maverick debut in Philadelphia. Dallas lost,
- 13:47Speaker 1: and he was back to his old self, his mid
- 13:50Speaker 1: season form. He was street closed Davis, Anthony sitting on
- 13:54Speaker 1: the bench, sitting that out. But I do love the
- 13:58Speaker 1: uprising among the the Maverick fan the rebellion, the insertion,
- 14:05Speaker 1: and I don't know how everyone say it right. It's
- 14:07Speaker 1: very chaotic. There is a sense of confusion and chaos
- 14:13Speaker 1: among the fan base there as Nico Harrison has passed
- 14:19Speaker 1: everyone by on the Dallas sports scene as public enemy
- 14:23Speaker 1: number one. And somewhere on a yacht out in the
- 14:27Speaker 1: Atlantic Ocean somewhere, Jerry Jones is smiling from ear to
- 14:32Speaker 1: ear and he's probably buying Chocolate's high end chocolate for
- 14:37Speaker 1: Nico Harrison, saying thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
- 14:40Speaker 1: thank you, Nico Harrison, You're my hero. Way to go,
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- 18:54Speaker 1: up shortly after we get done with the show. Supermarket
- 18:58Speaker 1: Steve writes in says Nike and the NBA marketers can't
- 19:03Speaker 1: be that excited about Luca going to the Lakers. It's
- 19:06Speaker 1: not like a lot of those Eastern European countries have
- 19:09Speaker 1: a lot of money to spend on sporting goods. Otani
- 19:12Speaker 1: had the Japanese crowd and they love to spend their
- 19:16Speaker 1: yen ell. There's money there in debate, there's more money
- 19:24Speaker 1: in Japan than there is collectively for Luca. There's money.
- 19:28Speaker 1: There's money that's not US, money that they can make,
- 19:31Speaker 1: that's extra added money that they can make globally. Eugene
- 19:35Speaker 1: in Chicago Eugene writes in What Happened to blairin man
- 19:41Speaker 1: We haven't heard from Blair in Manual, Eugene writes in
- 19:43Speaker 1: From Chicago, he says, the La Rams been no loyalties.
- 19:47Speaker 1: We'll call a non sequitor from our man Eugene in Chicago,
- 19:50Speaker 1: he says, the Rams no loyalty. Cooper Cup deserves better.
- 19:54Speaker 1: I would argue that he got paid well. He made
- 19:57Speaker 1: ninety plus million dollars. And it's no different than this job,
- 20:02Speaker 1: or any job for that matter. When they can find
- 20:05Speaker 1: someone cheaper that will do as well or better, they
- 20:08Speaker 1: will replace you. That is how it works. And if
- 20:11Speaker 1: you think that there's loyalty, it's not the nineteen when
- 20:14Speaker 1: women did loyalty. Stop the nineteen sixties. Here's stories out
- 20:18Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I heard stories about people
- 20:20Speaker 1: that work at a factory, you know, some factory in
- 20:23Speaker 1: Ohio or Michigan their whole life, and you know, they
- 20:26Speaker 1: get a solid tension out of it, and they get
- 20:28Speaker 1: health insurance and all that they were loyal to the company.
- 20:31Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure that ended. I'm relative. I know
- 20:35Speaker 1: in my business it never existed. I don't know about
- 20:38Speaker 1: out there where you are. Maybe you can fill me
- 20:40Speaker 1: in if it still exists. Supermarke Receive also says at
- 20:43Speaker 1: least Rob Polenka didn't make a reference to him and
- 20:45Speaker 1: Kobe's sitting down to dinner and them talking about the
- 20:49Speaker 1: Luca Davistrat.
- 20:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:50Speaker 1: I was waiting for Rob Polenka to say, oh yeah,
- 20:53Speaker 1: Kobe contacted me from behind the pearly gates. He reached
- 20:56Speaker 1: out to me in a dream, and Kobe told me
- 20:59Speaker 1: to make this happen. He said, I have to make
- 21:01Speaker 1: this happen. And so I made it happen because of Kobe. Uh,
- 21:05Speaker 1: he didn't do that. I did not do that. Steve
- 21:08Speaker 1: also says that in three weeks, Anthony Davis is going
- 21:11Speaker 1: to go down with an abdominal injury. In a month,
- 21:14Speaker 1: Luca will go out with a hamstring injury, thus making
- 21:18Speaker 1: this trade completely pointless for this year, like Blockworth. Yeah,
- 21:22Speaker 1: all right, Dukitch, I kind of feel like that. I
- 21:26Speaker 1: thought that would be funny as you played again on
- 21:28Speaker 1: the Ran played the drop guy, Dukisch the guy called
- 21:31Speaker 1: up the other day. But in retrospect, maybe it's funnier
- 21:36Speaker 1: if it's me saying, how do you pronounce the guy's name?
- 21:38Speaker 1: Because but Dukich. What's the guy? He's Dukich. He said,
- 21:43Speaker 1: that's what he said. What else do we have? Guess
- 21:46Speaker 1: he can't read that on the air. King Rory writes
- 21:49Speaker 1: and says, let's not overlook the return to the court
- 21:52Speaker 1: of Joel NB. Pretty sure once he heard Anthony Davis
- 21:55Speaker 1: was not going to play and be decided to play
- 21:58Speaker 1: and record a triple double. The seventy six ers are
- 22:01Speaker 1: so totally back. Late Night Drug tester says, I do
- 22:06Speaker 1: not think Ben that Jerry Jones is getting off the
- 22:09Speaker 1: hook that easy. The typical Texan will be still upset
- 22:14Speaker 1: with the way the Cowboys are being run this offseason.
- 22:18Speaker 1: We all know that football rules the world. Ab absolutely
- 22:24Speaker 1: rules the world. David writes in and sends video and boyd,
- 22:29Speaker 1: look it does look unhappy. That's good video there, Davey.
- 22:32Speaker 1: It looks very like forced, like a kind of a
- 22:34Speaker 1: forced smile. Bad just bad sign right there. For sure.
- 22:40Speaker 1: I'd be very concerned if I was the Lakers. What
- 22:42Speaker 1: have we done here? He does not look like he
- 22:45Speaker 1: wants this. He's not interested in this. This is not
- 22:48Speaker 1: a good thing in his mind right now.
- 22:50Speaker 4: Anyway, if you want to be for did he didn't
- 22:52Speaker 4: see him sitting on the bench during the game, clapping
- 22:55Speaker 4: and smiling and cheering.
- 22:58Speaker 1: Well, that's justin Cooper interloping on the show. It's the
- 23:01Speaker 1: Kooper Loop. Now, who's your favorite basketball team? Coop?
- 23:05Speaker 5: Who's your least favorite basketball team?
- 23:06Speaker 1: Ben? I asked you a question.
- 23:11Speaker 5: I asked you the same question.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I asked the question. I asked the question.
- 23:16Speaker 5: Yeah, the Lakers are my favorite team. Who's your favorite team?
- 23:20Speaker 1: My favorite team is whoever? I bet is your favorite team?
- 23:24Speaker 5: Is the one that got blown out tonight?
- 23:26Speaker 1: I know, and listen, I would be happy if the
- 23:28Speaker 1: Lakers never beat the Clippers. So I think this is
- 23:30Speaker 1: a big night and it shows you the Clippers matter
- 23:32Speaker 1: that you're happy the clip that Lakers beat the Clippers.
- 23:35Speaker 4: That, yeah, the Lakers destroyed them and Luca didn't even
- 23:37Speaker 4: score a single point.
- 23:39Speaker 1: There you go. I'm listen. That's I'm happy for you.
- 23:41Speaker 1: It's been a tough decade. The Clippers have run LA
- 23:44Speaker 1: for the last ten years now.
- 23:45Speaker 4: The Clippers have never run LA. The Lakers have run
- 23:48Speaker 4: LA the entire time. They still run LA.
- 23:51Speaker 1: They have the richest owner in LA, they have the
- 23:54Speaker 1: greatest arena in LA. They have the most loyal real
- 23:57Speaker 1: fans in La. No, they dominate LA and unlike unlike
- 24:01Speaker 1: the Lakers, they don't need the NBA to drop stars
- 24:05Speaker 1: into their lap like the Lakers do. No, people just
- 24:08Speaker 1: want to rather obviously by by by the minute here.
- 24:11Speaker 1: This was orchestrated by Adam Silver in the NBA.
- 24:13Speaker 5: They played Rob Plink is just a genius.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Yeah, Rob, Please? When I look at Rob, he looks
- 24:20Speaker 1: like every other a hole in La Rob Polinka, He's
- 24:22Speaker 1: just like he's too much time in the sun, too
- 24:24Speaker 1: much time on designer clothes, just like you're a loser. Okay,
- 24:29Speaker 1: who would want to hang out with Rob Polinka? And
- 24:32Speaker 1: if you I don't know if you saw the news conference,
- 24:34Speaker 1: but he had one of those like designer jackets on
- 24:36Speaker 1: where it looked like the zipper was broken but you
- 24:39Speaker 1: paid extra money for it. Have you seen the video?
- 24:42Speaker 1: I don't know if you watched the news comers, but
- 24:44Speaker 1: he had this jacket he was wearing and it looked
- 24:46Speaker 1: like you know, when your zipper you pull your zipper
- 24:48Speaker 1: up and the thing kind of it goes.
- 24:50Speaker 4: Under called high fashion. Ben, you wouldn't know anything about that.
- 24:54Speaker 1: Well, because I'm a man of the people, Coop. I'm
- 24:56Speaker 1: not some elitist. I relate to the common man. Okay.
- 24:59Speaker 1: My people are working in factories and truck to everything,
- 25:03Speaker 1: not some Beverly Hills a hole. Okay, not some Hollywood ahle.
- 25:06Speaker 1: I'm not those people are just looks like such an
- 25:09Speaker 1: unlikable person. He's just very unlikable and Lucas. He's like,
- 25:15Speaker 1: I just got the vibe watching the news, like, well,
- 25:17Speaker 1: this is really bad. I I don't want He had
- 25:20Speaker 1: his like funeral sweater on, Like that's the clothes he
- 25:23Speaker 1: wears to a funeral. He had that going on. That's
- 25:26Speaker 1: just a bad vibe, man, just a bad, bad vibe.
- 25:30Speaker 5: He just doesn't like the media.
- 25:32Speaker 1: He doesn't like the media.
- 25:33Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's all it was. That's that's the Why would.
- 25:35Speaker 1: You not like the Lake? The Laker media where knee
- 25:38Speaker 1: pads for the players. I don't know why you wouldn't
- 25:39Speaker 1: like them. I've been out there with the Laker media, man,
- 25:41Speaker 1: they worshiped those media. But on the bench, the Laker media, though,
- 25:45Speaker 1: suck up media. I don't ask anything.
- 25:47Speaker 5: He was just laughing. He's cheering on Brownie with his
- 25:49Speaker 5: first career three pointer.
- 25:51Speaker 1: I know they make a wish kid. You have three points. Shot.
- 25:54Speaker 1: That's cool. Let's go to Uh who do we have?
- 25:56Speaker 1: Let's go Brian. Brian is in Michigan and he is
- 26:00Speaker 1: up next. It is the Ben Maglis Show. Hello Brian, Welcome.
- 26:04Speaker 3: Hello Ben.
- 26:05Speaker 6: How are you tonight?
- 26:06Speaker 1: If I was any better, I'd be sleeping, But I'm
- 26:10Speaker 1: not here I am.
- 26:12Speaker 3: So listen.
- 26:12Speaker 6: This is the third time I've called you, and I
- 26:16Speaker 6: need a nickname, So I'm gonna give you some time
- 26:19Speaker 6: between now. I'm the next time I call. If you
- 26:22Speaker 6: remember last time I called, we talked about I'm a steelhauler,
- 26:27Speaker 6: so I gotta have a nickname, all right.
- 26:30Speaker 1: So the way this works, Brian, is the people that
- 26:34Speaker 1: listen to the show will send submissions for a nickname. So, okay,
- 26:39Speaker 1: you got to give us a little more than that, Brian.
- 26:41Speaker 1: So your haul steel? And you're born and raised in
- 26:45Speaker 1: Michigan or did you live somewhere else before? No.
- 26:48Speaker 6: I was born and raised in Michigan. And I can
- 26:50Speaker 6: answer your question man about about the loyalty out here
- 26:54Speaker 6: and the factories and things. There's still some degree of loyalty.
- 27:00Speaker 6: They don't have pensions and all that anymore, and these
- 27:03Speaker 6: factories so a lot of that's went away. Now these
- 27:06Speaker 6: people got to fund their own retirement so that there's
- 27:09Speaker 6: no more loyalty.
- 27:11Speaker 1: So no more loyalty.
- 27:14Speaker 6: The reason why I called was the whole trade thing.
- 27:19Speaker 6: I got a different spin on this. I think the
- 27:23Speaker 6: Mavericks got the best deal out of this trade because
- 27:27Speaker 6: Ad plays a little bit more defense, well a lot
- 27:29Speaker 6: more defense than Luca does. And I mean he is
- 27:34Speaker 6: still he's getting older. Yeah, he's on the bench more
- 27:37Speaker 6: than he plays, but so is Luca. And I think Luca,
- 27:41Speaker 6: with his conditioning and things, I think that dude's gonna
- 27:44Speaker 6: fizzle out in a few years. I don't even think
- 27:46Speaker 6: they win a championship with that guy. I think Denver
- 27:49Speaker 6: will win a championship with Ad.
- 27:51Speaker 3: What do you think?
- 27:52Speaker 1: Do you think Denver's gonna win a championship with Ad?
- 27:55Speaker 1: I do? I listen if they If den wins a
- 28:00Speaker 1: title with a D I will give you five thousand dollars.
- 28:03Speaker 1: How about that.
- 28:05Speaker 6: I won't take your money, Ben.
- 28:06Speaker 3: But I don't know.
- 28:08Speaker 5: I'll throw another five thousand in there.
- 28:10Speaker 1: Coople top down for a five? How about this? Cool?
- 28:12Speaker 1: We each All we need is one hundred dollars each,
- 28:14Speaker 1: and you get the five thousand. If Denver wins because
- 28:16Speaker 1: of a d how about that?
- 28:19Speaker 6: No, no, no, you don't want to do that. No,
- 28:21Speaker 6: all right, you think la got the better Larina?
- 28:24Speaker 3: You want in on this, Lorena wins, I'm not going
- 28:28Speaker 3: that much.
- 28:29Speaker 1: I'll throw for one hundred dollars.
- 28:32Speaker 5: Come on, Lauren, Okay, fine, one hundred dollars, all.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Right, So that's three hundred from us. And if Denver
- 28:40Speaker 1: Denver wins, will give you five thousand, how about that?
- 28:43Speaker 6: If if if Denver wins, yeah, I'll come out to
- 28:47Speaker 6: your meet and greet and you buy my dinner. And
- 28:50Speaker 6: if they don't win one in the next three years, okay,
- 28:54Speaker 6: I'll come out and buy yours and Lorena a.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Right and goo all right? Fair enough? So again, but
- 28:59Speaker 1: Denver has to mean the Nuggets have to win. I
- 29:01Speaker 1: thank you. Uh has a nickname. This is one of
- 29:04Speaker 1: our new guys, Brian from.
- 29:07Speaker 5: Michigan already got it. Then he's the real Steel.
- 29:13Speaker 1: Steel, the real Don. Wasn't that an old DJ name,
- 29:17Speaker 1: the real Don Steele?
- 29:18Speaker 5: You have no idea that No, yeah, that's too old
- 29:20Speaker 5: for me.
- 29:20Speaker 1: But come on, wow wow, Yeah that was DJ old
- 29:25Speaker 1: radio guy back in the back in the day popular
- 29:28Speaker 1: disc jock. I think he was called the boss jock
- 29:31Speaker 1: in the in the in the heyday radio, back in
- 29:33Speaker 1: the day. The Real Dons is an l A DJK
- 29:37Speaker 1: earth in l A.
- 29:38Speaker 5: I love care well.
- 29:39Speaker 1: I think that was a lot. He worked other places,
- 29:41Speaker 1: but the.
- 29:42Speaker 5: Real Los Angeles, all right, they.
- 29:48Speaker 1: Worked there out there. That's a Hall of Famer, Top
- 29:51Speaker 1: forty DJ hall of Famer, the real Don Steels. You
- 29:54Speaker 1: would like to give this guy in Michigan, Brian, I
- 29:59Speaker 1: guess his name then? And all those cities that start
- 30:03Speaker 1: with the are kind of the same, aren't they. They're
- 30:05Speaker 1: all kind of the same. Let's go to Vegas right now,
- 30:08Speaker 1: and we have a golden ticket. We'll say hello to
- 30:11Speaker 1: our friend Slug and I'm.
- 30:17Speaker 3: Gonna hey, buddy.
- 30:22Speaker 6: Am I gonna get bleeped if I use the R word?
- 30:26Speaker 5: Yes?
- 30:29Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't do the word in Michigan?
- 30:37Speaker 3: What is he talking about? Now? And I love you?
- 30:40Speaker 3: But what's up of your clippers?
- 30:43Speaker 1: Well? I didn't see the game. I don't know. Apparently
- 30:46Speaker 1: they didn't play. Well. I can't win them all. I
- 30:49Speaker 1: can't win them all. That's fine, I'll be well, uh,
- 30:54Speaker 1: but I am on listen. I am on it because
- 30:56Speaker 1: I remember there was a time you just you assume
- 30:58Speaker 1: the Lakers would beat the Clippers. But now the Clippers
- 31:00Speaker 1: are so important to you guys. You get so worked
- 31:02Speaker 1: up when they when they when you beat the Clippers,
- 31:04Speaker 1: this is like your championship. The Lakers beat the Clippers.
- 31:06Speaker 1: I got it. You know, you beat the big boys
- 31:08Speaker 1: in l A. I understand.
- 31:10Speaker 3: Hey, we we're working on them there. I mean Elewood,
- 31:13Speaker 3: that's a that's our old home there.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Do you understand how many times? Wait? Wait, do you
- 31:17Speaker 1: do you understand how many times Steve Bomber could buy
- 31:20Speaker 1: the Lakers over and over? And Jeanie Buss. I mean,
- 31:22Speaker 1: the guy's got insane amount of mine every day, every
- 31:24Speaker 1: like three days he makes enough money to buy the Lakers.
- 31:27Speaker 1: What's that?
- 31:28Speaker 3: You can't buy a championship though, can he?
- 31:30Speaker 1: Oh that's coming. I've seen the script that's coming.
- 31:34Speaker 5: That's been it's been coming for like the past fifteen years.
- 31:36Speaker 5: But Ben saw the script.
- 31:38Speaker 1: There's been some rewrites on that. It's gonna happen.
- 31:41Speaker 3: I'll get used to it about uh the next ten
- 31:45Speaker 3: years or so, I have you probably get two or
- 31:47Speaker 3: three more chips. I'm pretty sure with Luca and everybody
- 31:49Speaker 3: else is gonna haven't.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Won one since Kobe's so I don't know about that.
- 31:53Speaker 5: We're undefeated in the Luca era.
- 31:56Speaker 3: You guys haven't won anything.
- 31:57Speaker 1: And really, this is what you can't expect, right, I mean,
- 32:01Speaker 1: Lucas sitting on the bench, that's what you're gonna get.
- 32:04Speaker 1: More importantly, where did Luca have dinner after the game?
- 32:06Speaker 1: But can we get anybody in LA listening to us
- 32:08Speaker 1: right now on AM five seventy, our flagship in LA.
- 32:11Speaker 1: Can we get a report what restaurant Lucas having dinner at?
- 32:14Speaker 1: The real needs That's what we want to know. For
- 32:18Speaker 1: what bars he hanging out at in La? That's what
- 32:20Speaker 1: I want to find out. Get somebody over in Beverly
- 32:23Speaker 1: Hills at one of those bars over there. Let me
- 32:26Speaker 1: know what the establishment Luke is drinking at tonight. I
- 32:29Speaker 1: want to know. Man, all right, slug, our buddy, be good.
- 32:33Speaker 1: There's our buddy, Slug. He takes care of us. We're
- 32:36Speaker 1: in Vegas. Slug is he rolls out the red carpet.
- 32:39Speaker 1: He does well. Speaking of rolling out the red carpet,
- 32:43Speaker 1: that would be pat Riley Ryle's getting ready for the
- 32:47Speaker 1: NBA trade deadline which is coming up on Thursday, and
- 32:52Speaker 1: pat Riley is hoping that Patrick Mahomes gets that third
- 32:57Speaker 1: Super Bowl win in a row. You see, the NFL
- 33:00Speaker 1: marketing people and pat Riley have reached a deal and
- 33:05Speaker 1: they have an agreement in place to use the three
- 33:08Speaker 1: peat trademark that pat Riley got way back in the eighties,
- 33:13Speaker 1: forty years ago or so a little less than that,
- 33:16Speaker 1: but pat Riley trademark three pat And if the Chiefs
- 33:20Speaker 1: win the Super Bowl, they're printing up T shirts that'll
- 33:23Speaker 1: save three peat on them. And so pat Riley will
- 33:28Speaker 1: make a bunch of dump, You'll make a bunch of cash.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Here how much, we're not really sure. There's a he
- 33:35Speaker 1: had variations of the term three peat trademark, and he's
- 33:38Speaker 1: had this for years. This goes back actually in nineteen
- 33:42Speaker 1: eighty nine. And there's also a three peat trademark he's
- 33:46Speaker 1: got on not just Sportsmanmobilia, but jewelry and all of
- 33:52Speaker 1: that file with the US Patent and Trademark Database their
- 33:57Speaker 1: office there. And so how much when the Chicago Bulls
- 34:03Speaker 1: got the three pete, pat Riley made three hundred thousand
- 34:10Speaker 1: dollars from that for just having the trademark, and so
- 34:15Speaker 1: he'll likely make more than that. Inflation, it's been twenty years,
- 34:19Speaker 1: so he'll make make a bunch. More of the estimate
- 34:23Speaker 1: is if the Chiefs win the super Bowl now because
- 34:25Speaker 1: of inflation, pat Riley is going to make over one
- 34:31Speaker 1: million dollars. If Kansas City wins for just filing a
- 34:37Speaker 1: piece of paper with the government years ago.
- 34:40Speaker 5: That's wild.
- 34:41Speaker 1: That is so crazy. Can you imagine doing something in
- 34:43Speaker 1: the rain in nineteen eighty eight. That's like writing a
- 34:45Speaker 1: song and then it ends up being still popular, you know,
- 34:50Speaker 1: forty years.
- 34:50Speaker 5: Or Yeah, it's unheard of.
- 34:53Speaker 1: How come in I work in the worst entertainment business.
- 34:55Speaker 1: We work in radio. Wouldn't it be great if we
- 34:57Speaker 1: did a really solid show. If I did a show
- 34:59Speaker 1: like in two thousand and two and I'm still getting
- 35:03Speaker 1: money from that all these years. We live in a world.
- 35:06Speaker 1: Our world is disposable entertainment. It sucks. Why can't we
- 35:11Speaker 1: be like that? That's amazing? A million bucks if the
- 35:14Speaker 1: Chiefs win. You're talking about sweat out a game, right,
- 35:18Speaker 1: you talk about sweat out a game? Man sweat Yeah
- 35:21Speaker 1: it is. The Ben Malors Show takes some more of
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- 35:49Speaker 1: am I Game? The Eagles Sequon Barkley is the eleven
- 35:54Speaker 1: fifteen hundred plus yard regular season rusher to enter the
- 35:58Speaker 1: Super Bowl, but he's the first running back with fifteen
- 36:02Speaker 1: hundred plus yards during the regular season to enter the
- 36:05Speaker 1: Super Bowl since me? Again, the who Eagles Sekwon Barkley,
- 36:11Speaker 1: He's got over fifteen hundred yards. He's the eleventh player
- 36:15Speaker 1: to do that during the regular season and enter the
- 36:18Speaker 1: Super Bowl, the first player to do it since me.
- 36:21Speaker 1: Who am I? That is the question? The answer. We'll
- 36:24Speaker 1: get to it. We'll do it next.
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- 37:27Speaker 1: to the show now and Benny and the Blowhards. No,
- 37:33Speaker 1: it's actually it's Benny and the Bennettes, and we only
- 37:36Speaker 1: have one Bennette though, that's Lorena. She's the only Benette coop,
- 37:39Speaker 1: not a Bennett Coops and enemy combatant. But Lorraina is
- 37:42Speaker 1: a Benette if you wanted to, He's not qualify, he's
- 37:46Speaker 1: he's part of the enemy, the enemy contingent there but
- 37:51Speaker 1: time now for the who am I? Game? Is where
- 37:53Speaker 1: we pretend to be somebody else? Thus we call it
- 37:55Speaker 1: the who am I? Game? The Eagles running backs to
- 37:57Speaker 1: Kwon Barkley has become the eleventh th fifteen hundred plus
- 38:01Speaker 1: yard regular season rusher who to enter the super Bowl
- 38:05Speaker 1: and the first since me, the first fifteen hundred plus
- 38:10Speaker 1: yard regular season running back to enter the Super Bowl
- 38:13Speaker 1: since me? Who am I? Well, that's the question. I'm
- 38:17Speaker 1: asking the question, and then I need to know the answer.
- 38:20Speaker 1: Who am I? That the question? What is the answer?
- 38:23Speaker 1: Let's see? Does anyone know? We go to the Great Onwashed.
- 38:28Speaker 1: I know our friend in Nebraska loves when I say
- 38:31Speaker 1: the Great Unwashed. He said he looks forward to that
- 38:33Speaker 1: every day. He says, I'm part of the Great Unwashed.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Even though I took a shower, I'm delivering the mail.
- 38:37Speaker 1: I'm part of the Great Unwashed. All right, Who do
- 38:39Speaker 1: we have here? I'd see page dan uh Gunner's next
- 38:44Speaker 1: victim from og Art puffin who Else? Page Dwan Ricky
- 38:48Speaker 1: Weeks from Mister Nice Guy. Random Baseball player of the
- 38:51Speaker 1: Day Jamal Lewis guests by Nick who else Irwin R Sister,
- 38:57Speaker 1: I are asked from Rob in Vegas, legally blind Christopher
- 39:02Speaker 1: who's from Michigan, but his heart's his heart's in Michigan,
- 39:06Speaker 1: his body's in Carolina, says Barry Sanders, the Lions leader.
- 39:10Speaker 1: Who else Christiano Ronaldo who is forty today? Late night
- 39:13Speaker 1: drug tester, No spin Mallard from ferg Dog hollering James
- 39:19Speaker 1: guess by Mallard prop got a good photo there of
- 39:21Speaker 1: hollering James. Dora's map from King Rory. That's his answer.
- 39:27Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down? Bobby Brown, who
- 39:30Speaker 1: is fifty six years old today from Andrew in the
- 39:34Speaker 1: Bay Area Fire Marshall Bill Miller, all right, real quick,
- 39:37Speaker 1: loraindo that's March stupid cupid, No no, Sewn Alexander Shawn
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