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Scamghetti w/ a Twink & a Redhead · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scam, Come rob from scam, Come.
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  Speaker 2: Rob that's from Scam Goddess. What Poping Congregation, it's your girl,
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  Speaker 2: Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess, the host of the comedy
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  Speaker 2: podcast All about robbery, fraud, and those who practices. Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: we love them, sometimes we hate them. We always laugh
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  Speaker 2: at them, but not the victims. Now you are where
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  Speaker 2: all at? How y'all doing in the summer time? Y'all
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  Speaker 2: staying cool?
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  Speaker 1: Y'all?
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  Speaker 3: Are you?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: I'm what excited, elated, thrilled. We have two guests for
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  Speaker 2: you today. Okay, period, You've seen them all over TikTok
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  Speaker 2: and have heard their satirical music and content everywhere. Name
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  Speaker 2: a more iconic duo period famous for pairinging delusional couple dynamics,
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  Speaker 2: Disney Adults, and releasing suggestive comedy pop songs. You can
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  Speaker 2: catch these two childhood besties touring beginning this month until
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  Speaker 2: November in a city near you. Congregation, please welcome first
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  Speaker 2: time choir members Grant and Ash aka a Twink and
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  Speaker 2: a Redhead to the show today.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Lacy, it's an honor to be here. Like for real,
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  Speaker 4: I am a big member of the congregation. Longtime listener
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  Speaker 4: me My sister. Every time we have a drive scam
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  Speaker 4: Goddess is on scam send gun you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: We've been needing some new choir members. Grant, I feel
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  Speaker 2: like you're gonna direct the choir because I'm a missionary
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  Speaker 2: Baptist and I always have gone to churches that had
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  Speaker 2: great praise and worship and it was because the gay
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  Speaker 2: man was leading the choir.
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  Speaker 4: I'm happy to do that. Happy to you.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we need.
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  Speaker 2: Music was one point period period. I'm so excited to
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  Speaker 2: have both of you here today. I have some questions
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  Speaker 2: for you that I need your opinions on.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: So we start this podcast by asking our guests is
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  Speaker 2: something a scam, a scheme, or a real thing. So
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  Speaker 2: a scam is absolutely something that shouldn't be happening.
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  Speaker 1: It is a rip off, it's bad for society.
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  Speaker 2: A scheme feels like a scam, but it's somewhat legitimate.
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  Speaker 2: And then a real thing is something that we believe
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  Speaker 2: should exist, no matter how scammy it feels. So the
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  Speaker 2: first question that I have for you, both Ashley and
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  Speaker 2: Grant is towing. Is it a scam, is a scheme
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  Speaker 2: or is it a real thing?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Towing I think it's a scheme because I think
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  Speaker 3: there's some instances where you're called like you're parked where
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  Speaker 3: you shouldn't be and you're blocking someone in you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean. Yeah, but that they are charging so
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  Speaker 3: much money for your car to sit in a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes today it's ridiculous. My car has been towed before
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  Speaker 3: it was overnight and I had to withdraw like three
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  Speaker 3: hundred dollars cash to this man and his Yorky at
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  Speaker 3: the Sketchy Toe station in Columbia, South Carolina. So it
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  Speaker 3: felt like a scheme.
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  Speaker 4: It does give scheme, But I also am kind of like,
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  Speaker 4: wait if I owned like a towing company, kind of
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  Speaker 4: like get your friend, Yeah, like I might want to
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  Speaker 4: get involved with that, like because there could be some
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  Speaker 4: real reasons, like you were saying ash, like if someone's
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  Speaker 4: blocking my driveway or something needs to get towed. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: once I have your car, my rules, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Fully a car kidnapper. He's like, yeah, right for ransom.
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  Speaker 3: It's a crazy position to side with the tow trucks.
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  Speaker 4: But are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: It's a crazy position to be.
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  Speaker 4: I don't own a car currently, I haven't had a
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  Speaker 4: car in years being done important? Yeah, that's yeah, that
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  Speaker 4: is important to know. I've never been told either. I
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  Speaker 4: never had to deal with that, and God blessed anyone
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  Speaker 4: who happens.
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  Speaker 3: So you just love the tow trucks, give me a
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  Speaker 3: good business.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like me and them to gang.
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  Speaker 2: Up on you because I've been told twelve times twelve.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but at what point? At what point is it
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  Speaker 4: maybe are you the problem? Like maybe we have to
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  Speaker 4: look inwards after like the fifth time, it's like I
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  Speaker 4: need to look in the mirror. Is it dead ass? Twelve?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean over the course of how many years?
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  Speaker 2: This is when I first moved to LA It's probably
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  Speaker 2: the course of a year and a half. And I
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  Speaker 2: won't lie like I would go to Hollywood told so much,
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  Speaker 2: they knew your girl, like they.
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  Speaker 3: Had my file already.
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  Speaker 4: Like, oh she's by. Did they give you any deals then, like.
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  Speaker 3: Loyal customer, We don't write that's not your hun car
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  Speaker 3: eating customer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you moved to Los Angeles, please please know this.
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  Speaker 1: Never live in a place that does not have parking.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I had there was a parking spot at
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  Speaker 2: my place. But I thought I was being nice and
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  Speaker 2: gave it to one of my roommates because I found
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  Speaker 2: the place. I took the largest bedroom with the on
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  Speaker 2: sweet bathroom, so I was like, oh, you can have
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  Speaker 2: the parking spot because you have the smallest bedroom.
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  Speaker 4: And there you go, twelve to.
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  Speaker 3: Right number grand, twelve toes later, you like health these
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  Speaker 3: tow truck drivers by a beach house like you are.
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  Speaker 4: That's Sweet's sweet.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a scheme too, And here's why I
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  Speaker 2: think it's a scheme.
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  Speaker 1: One, I think towing is necessary.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if your car breaks down, if something happens
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  Speaker 2: on the road, if you get to an accident, obviously
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  Speaker 2: you need a tow truck to like haul that bitch away, right.
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  Speaker 2: But I also think it's a scheme because street cleaning
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  Speaker 2: towing pisses me the fuck off, especially in Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 2: because they will tow your car if the street cleaning
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  Speaker 2: is happening on that street, regardless of if the street
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  Speaker 2: cleaning truck comes and cleans the street. And there are
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  Speaker 2: tow trucks that wait in certain parking lots near areas
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  Speaker 2: where if your car is parked, you can park their
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  Speaker 2: toe four o'clock at four on the dot, they start
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  Speaker 2: towing these bitches away. So I'm like, you're over here scheming,
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  Speaker 2: you're waiting and they're waiting. Yeah, supposed to be on call,
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  Speaker 2: mister toe man, What do you mean you waiting at
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  Speaker 2: the food for Less parking lot because all of these
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  Speaker 2: street parking spots spouts to go up and you just
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  Speaker 2: these bitches away.
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  Speaker 4: They're kind of having fun with it though, low key.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you think like they're kind of like staking it out?
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  Speaker 3: Do you like have a stake an investment in a
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  Speaker 3: tow tru.
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  Speaker 1: It's a toe hop, it's your fuck exclusive.
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  Speaker 4: I am opening a towing business, yes, and I come
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  Speaker 4: from a long line of towing relatives.
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  Speaker 1: Your last name was Gibbs. Is it actually toe.
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  Speaker 4: Grant toe Gibbs?
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  Speaker 2: You just reading you just love sewing. Okay, so now
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  Speaker 2: we know that we have an op in our presence.
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  Speaker 3: Ash.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just seeing both in both side. If you're
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  Speaker 4: going to be a tower, at least have fun with it.
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  Speaker 3: Stake out spot.
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  Speaker 1: That's true, very whimsical, you know, very fun.
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  Speaker 2: What I will say, though, if you do get towed
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  Speaker 2: and you see your car actively being towed, just go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Well this is reckless, but this is my advice. Just
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  Speaker 2: go ahead and get inside the car. Yes, yes, God
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  Speaker 2: legally tow a car with a person inside, is that true?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: You just sit there because.
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  Speaker 3: Water.
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  Speaker 2: Eventually they're going to have to put your car down
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  Speaker 2: because they can't toe the car with you inside of it.
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  Speaker 4: Ticket if you're oh, well, yeah, I was gonna take
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  Speaker 4: a ticket. If you're in your car, probably maybe.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Just try it seems exciting.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Jump on the hood if they're if they're already
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  Speaker 4: moving to jump on the hood and let it ride.
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  Speaker 3: Do what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 4: I say, jump. What are they gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna each time jump on the hood, rab a
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  Speaker 2: tire and let the toe trump drag you and your
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  Speaker 2: car away.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, scam them.
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  Speaker 2: Back, scam skimer real things. Streaming subscriptions, the major platforms, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: streaming TV, film.
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  Speaker 4: I know a major platform that I would say is
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  Speaker 4: more scammy than the others. But I won't say. But
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  Speaker 4: it's just my personal opinion.
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  Speaker 1: We have to work in this business. You can tell me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it's a well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like a gym membership, where like they make
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  Speaker 4: it impossible to like cancel.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's kind of scheme me though. The way
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  Speaker 3: that I can no longer use my parents' streaming platforms
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  Speaker 3: because I'm not in the household, like that is just nasty.
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  Speaker 3: It's robbery. I can't watch Bridgerton now because I haven't
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  Speaker 3: gone to my parents in New Jersey in three weeks.
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  Speaker 3: That's just f's up.
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  Speaker 4: Some of them, too, are doing it with like the quality,
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  Speaker 4: like you have to pay a certain like premium to
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  Speaker 4: get like four K.
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  Speaker 3: Stream r yeah, or like, oh now I have to
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  Speaker 3: watch commercials when I'm trying to watch the Housewives. Really
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  Speaker 3: great that too?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah? And I thought Hulu when it first came
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  Speaker 4: out or whatever, like, wasn't it free because of the
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  Speaker 4: ads of it all? But then it's like, now you
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  Speaker 4: still pay for ads, and then you have to pay
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  Speaker 4: a higher one for no ads.
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  Speaker 2: Right, And what's scheming about that to me is that
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  Speaker 2: all these no ad premiums that you pay for now
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  Speaker 2: they still got ads in them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you me? I paid to never.
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  Speaker 2: See an advertisement, and you're showing me ads right now
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  Speaker 2: that I'm paying for and the price keeps creeping up
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  Speaker 2: and up and up, and I'm sorry I know y'all
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  Speaker 2: are just like a tad bit younger than me. I'm
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  Speaker 2: a millennial. I feel like y'all are on the cusps
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  Speaker 2: right a gen z. This is our fault, so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: We thought that we was being innovators. We were like,
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  Speaker 2: we're not getting cable, We're cutting the cord and we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna be online, you know. So we thought we were
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  Speaker 2: really like, Okay, I'm gonna just watch the shows that
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  Speaker 2: I want to watch on this one platform. And then
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  Speaker 2: Corporate America got hip and they were like, oh, we're
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  Speaker 2: all gonna have a streaming platform.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're paying more than we would have paid to
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  Speaker 1: just have cable.
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  Speaker 4: Cable, right yeah, and they're doing like live events on
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  Speaker 4: the streaming platforms. Now, So at what point is the
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  Speaker 4: streaming platforms just cable?
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  Speaker 2: It basically is should we reinvent cable? I feel like
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  Speaker 2: I just call it chord. Y'all get on my new app.
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  Speaker 2: It's called Cord and it puts all the stream of
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  Speaker 2: services together for one lope price.
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  Speaker 3: Because also, there's something there's something really nostalgic about being
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  Speaker 3: like I have to be home sitting on my couch
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  Speaker 3: at eight pm show. Yes, like the Summerhouse reunion. It's like,
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  Speaker 3: I know I need to be sap for that, and
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  Speaker 3: there's something really nice about that I can't just binge.
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  Speaker 2: It's also community, I feel like, and I have a
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  Speaker 2: very strong stance on spoilers, which is that nothing is
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  Speaker 2: a spoiler after something airs if you.
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  Speaker 1: Haven't watched it when it aired. That's not you boo,
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  Speaker 1: Like you.
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  Speaker 2: Want us all online to collectively be quiet because you
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  Speaker 2: haven't watched something on time, inherently selfish and weird stay
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  Speaker 2: offline or block the words to the show.
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  Speaker 1: It's not our fault that you ain't keep it up.
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  Speaker 2: Because I think there's something really beautiful about watching something
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  Speaker 2: at the same time as a lot of other people
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  Speaker 2: and collectively talking about it and like all kind of
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: being the same place in the zeitgeys with that because
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: I remember watching the finale.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Of Game of Thrones.
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  Speaker 2: Twitter asked me to come to their headquarters and they
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: had this big party and we were all live tweeting.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Game of Thrones. If you watched Game of Thrones, you
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  Speaker 1: know the finale is.
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  Speaker 3: Hired.
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  Speaker 2: All these motherfuckers. We had an iron throat. All the food, drinks, tea.
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  Speaker 2: Pain was there for some reason. Paint on the mic
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: just talking. We were like, yes, this makes sense. Tea
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: paint should be here, of course.
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  Speaker 4: And it's part of the twit the live tweeting experience,
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: you know what.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: There are certain shows that I feel like the time
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  Speaker 3: and the zeitgeist really came and went like Breaking Bad,
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm never going to start that now because it
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  Speaker 3: was such a moment. I'm not getting into it. Well,
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: but it's not as fun because that was a show
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: everyone was tuning in for at the time. Now it's
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  Speaker 3: like I don't I don't need to watch that, you know.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: Do you remember on demand? What was it called video
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  Speaker 4: on demand, like want Blue?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is our blockbuster, that was our You've read
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  Speaker 2: a movie, And.
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  Speaker 3: That's where people would buy porn. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people used to buy porn.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My mom was in some like class action lawsuit against
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  Speaker 4: I think like comcasts during that era because of how
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  Speaker 4: accessible like porn was to like kids like at that time,
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  Speaker 4: like you could just stumble across it if you're just
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  Speaker 4: playing with the remote, and I think I actually did.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that's why she was so passionate about it, But like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: very interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Did I mean back in the day the Cinemax had
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  Speaker 2: to skin the baxt Dark HBO After Dark, After Dark.
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  Speaker 2: It was watching you know me, my cousins and we
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  Speaker 2: was all in my cousin's refurbished garage watching sex court.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 3: HBO used to literally I just feel like it was
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  Speaker 3: known for like show and cock.
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  Speaker 2: God, okay, HBO, were you serious?
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  Speaker 4: Is so rare to see you never see?
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  Speaker 3: Puts has brought to back you know you guys. I
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: was watching the show Off Campus on Amazon Prime on
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Jeff Bezos's Amazon and there is zoomed in full frontal
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  Speaker 3: men show hockey players. It was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Decided that we were going to sexualize hockey because there's
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  Speaker 2: like three hockey shows. Were like, yeah, there's a book,
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  Speaker 2: there's ice, but also fucking all at once.
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  Speaker 3: I am locked in. I just read a seven book
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  Speaker 3: series about hockey players that like just fuck each other,
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  Speaker 3: fuck their classmates everyone.
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  Speaker 4: Seven books Hockey. That's a that's at.
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  Speaker 3: One point on the Zamboni. It was crazy. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: Yeah they're doing it on the Zamboni.
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  Speaker 1: Bony, sex is Christy?
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  Speaker 4: Is there ever any like overcross overcross Is that even
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: a word crossover wherever we go? Is there any samboning, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: samboning on the Samboni. Wake it up, you're rich Sambon.
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  Speaker 4: And do the figure skaters ever come in to meet
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  Speaker 4: with the hockey.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be a book called Icebreaker, and that book
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  Speaker 3: gets absolutely nasty.
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  Speaker 4: There's butt stuff, but is it between headows?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's why it's like what yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, wow, wake it up?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah no, it's what's going on in hockey right
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  Speaker 3: now is insane.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, and when I think about it more, because
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  Speaker 2: I just think hockey, you're in all these heavy padded things.
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  Speaker 2: We can't see what your butt looks like, like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you're covered in clothing and you're skating. It just feels
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  Speaker 2: like there's so much like physics involved. I never thought
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  Speaker 2: of the sexuality, but now that I think about it,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: hockey is one of the few sports where you're still
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  Speaker 2: allowed to like beat the other teams out.
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  Speaker 1: You can fight, and what's right next to fighting?
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  Speaker 4: Fucking fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Realize how horny it was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a whole really a good point. But you
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  Speaker 3: know what, I don't feel that way when I see
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  Speaker 3: a man like wrestle. I'm not getting all hot and
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  Speaker 3: bothered for like John cena, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And that's.
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  Speaker 2: Because wrestling feels more like dancing and performance are you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean? They are oiled up and half naked,
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  Speaker 2: so they're giving you the horniness of yeah, and it's
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  Speaker 2: fully clothed winter dressed men go at it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wrestling is more almost homo erotic. I would say
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  Speaker 3: they're oiled up and like rolling around with each other.
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  Speaker 1: They know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 2: But with hockey it's kind of hotter because it's like
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  Speaker 2: this is a secrets.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's it's under rated.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's like it's so cold on the ice. We
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  Speaker 1: gotta warm up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, something to think about.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, I gotta go to a Rangers game. Same scarce. God.
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  Speaker 3: We actually we were invited to a Rangers game for
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  Speaker 3: some sort of like Pride night thing, but we were
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: in town.
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  Speaker 4: We dead ass only get invited to like sporting events
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  Speaker 4: if it's Pride night. So that's so it's shown.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe so y'all better get gart.
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  Speaker 4: We just went to the Liberty game Pride night.
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  Speaker 3: We went to a w NBA game.
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  Speaker 4: But that's already a little gay, Like there's a lot
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  Speaker 4: of less.
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  Speaker 1: Yes every night at a Liberty game. Hell yeah, do
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  Speaker 1: I have pictures with my elephant queen. Yeah, she is everything.
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  Speaker 3: She is snatched to.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: The lady next to me just kept saying RuPaul's in there.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, don't break the illusion,
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: don't break the al the routine.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Everything is see. What was a final for me on
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: streaming subscriptions is.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: It is as a scheme that's turning into a scam
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: every single month, and everybody talking about we charge it more,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: we charge in more, we charge in more, and like
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: you're already locked in and you want to watch your shows.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I've worked for certain platforms.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I won't say which, but I've talked to like the
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: heads of these platforms about like what, like how our
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: shows were performing or whatever, and the biggest interest that
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: they had was getting new audience, which means that they
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: would put out shows to attract the demographic. Once they
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: that demographic has signed on, they don't really give a
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: fuck about the show because it's a Ponzi scheme.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: So that's why shows that you love get.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Canceled after three seasons they don't want to do or
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: after four is a very popular place to cancel a
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: show because after four seasons there's typically a contract renegotiation
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: where everyone on the show will be asking for more money.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: So they're like, we'll do four seasons. Fire all, y'all hosts,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: and we already got your subscription.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: You know your fans, they're already locked in and paying
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: this monthly fee. And now we move on to something
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: else that attracts a new demo, and then we cancel
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: that because we don't want the show. We don't care
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: about art, We care about getting more money from people.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Ponzi scheme is a good way to look at it. Huh,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: that's nasty. Bring back, let's make We're gonna make a
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: grassroots streaming company. It's gonna be called Twink Twink Productions
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: with Under the Redhead LLC. And it's gonna be It
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: is gonna be a premium. It's gonna one hundred dollars a.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Month, and we star in every piece of content.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: And we will star in every piece of content. Lacy
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: will send you a we'll send you some opportunities you
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: can audition for and we'll see if it fair off.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: For damn, we're gonna make audition for Twink production.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: We want to see a cel tape.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Grant's gonna be towing my car outside.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be the whole thing theme. It's in person, Yeah,
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: in person audition. You're coming in and while you're in
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: the room, I have a whole team of towers outside
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: and that's part of the show. That's gonna be the
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: one of the shows is gonna be a reality show,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: and it's going to be like about my towing company and.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Like tops live but tow trucks.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: They have to get mad. But I think it was scripted.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I forget what it was. They had something and it
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: was so funny.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: All right, well we're going to green light it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Twins, Yeah, get your shows on Twins.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Last one scam scheme or a real thing. Celebrity skincare.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: It's funny. I just tried Alex's skincare. Yeah, okay, got
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: it right there bedside. Yeah, your vanity.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I have a lot of celebrity skincare right next to
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: me right now. So I have to say, I think
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: it's the real thing. I think they partner with some
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: great scientists.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I kind of agree. I think I bet you it's
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: someone scientists with a dream who wants to make their
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: skincare reality and they have to partner. Unfortunately, these days
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: with a celebrity to get it out there. I don't
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: think the celebrity really has anything to do with it
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: other than putting their name on.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: It, right, But I will say it is when said
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: celebrity is like heavily involved or not involved at all.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: And I think when you're heavily involved, like uh Rihanna
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: or a Selena Gomez, it's better than when it's like
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: you're just slopping your name on like mediocre lip liner,
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: And I do see Rihanna's makeup products on professional sets,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: like I'll never see any Kardashian makeup, but I will
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: see Finty on a set, you know, and they use it.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: It has so many shades, it goes like especially as
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: someone who's darker complexed, it really does run the gamut.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: And it's a quality product. And some people have used
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Finty on me, you know, for red carpets for TV
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: shows and things like that. I will say Rihanna's skincare
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: given a little scheme, I think she might have took
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: her foot off the gas on a Finty skin fifty skin.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: That's true. I feel like skincare now that I like makeup.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I think is like the real thing because like no
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: one sits in the glam chair more than these these gals.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: But also skincare, yeah, is like I've been told by
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: you know, dermatologists that you're better off using like a
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Sarahvey something that's nor neutral.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: I have enjoyed Alex Earl's skincare. I can't lie. Like
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: the cleanser I'm going to be purchasing, I might. I
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: like the moisturizer to It is a little scented, but
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: I think it's scented from natural type of things. I
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: don't think.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Did you read the ingredients?
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Do people do that?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: I'm never reading the ingredients.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: It just natural. It's like a spa in a way
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: it does.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: It's almost like a eucalyptus. I know it's you know,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: getting paid by Alix.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: It's giving sponsored, it's giving stam me to come on.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: The show and talk about because the way the ash
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: reached right so fast, it was like.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Right here, No that I got the serum two.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's enough of the free product place.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: And that's what I wanted to focus on skincare instead
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: of makeup because I think there are some legit celebrity
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: backed makeups that obviously aren't completely owned by the celebrity,
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: but are you know, owned by the company, and they've
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: done really good jobs with like researching the formulas and
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: making sure that I mean, like listen, Queen Latifa really
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: got into pain.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I remember the Queen collection all
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: the purple things, but she was.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Out here before the rest of the girls, and she
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: was the first brown makeup I saw on the CBS.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I was like, Wow, she.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Was ahead of the curve truly.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: But I do think when it comes to skincare, it
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: kind of gets a little shady.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: But I think that's because skincare in general can be
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: a scheme.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Because I used to every time I would go get
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: my facial, you know, the facialists would recommend products or
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: the esthetition would coommend products.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I get everything.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, I slather myself in creams. That's how
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I stay young. But my skin started reacting because I
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: had like an eleven step skin routine before I went
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: to bed.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: My skin was like, you don't need all of this?
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: What is literally that that is me up until like
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: I think a month ago, I was like, I do
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: not need to be doing all this, but you have
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: like the toner, well, the cleanser toner, and then they're
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: like pre cleanse yeah, oh yeahover the treatment if you're
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: going to do like a yeah yeah and knowing or
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: a serum moisturizer.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: SPF hyaluronic ass it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: No, you know who's kind of scheming though, And we've
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: worked with them. They're great and I actually love their
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: products elf skin. They flat out told us and they're
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: very open about this. They just wait until a patent
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: is up for like from like a drunk elephant or something,
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: and then they just swoop in and make it affordable
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: for everyone and just copy their recipe. Yeah, like they
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: have I like their Vitamin C. But then that's another
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: thing I'm wondering. It's like, do I actually need vitamin
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: C like seerum on my face all the time?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Nobody, right.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I have a red light mask that they were like
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: at this Vitamin C when I bought the red light
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: mask and it's like a massacles on your face and
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: then it has a collar for your neck and your
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: like top titty and then you just put the red
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: light on to restore collagen. You put the blue light
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: on to kill germs, and you just lay in this
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: mask and look like you're like Jason Warhiz for like
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Minutes, I would do it.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you told me I would trust your skin Caroteine.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: You know. The other week I did something crazy and
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: I bought makeup wipes for the first time since like
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: seventh grade, and I was using makeup wipes. We were
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I feel like girls have been told that they're so bad.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: That they're bad for you.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck that, they work great and then I'm washing
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: my face. So you know what, whoever was like up
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: against big makeup wipes they were wrong.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: For big makeup, It was.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Probably Big Skincare that was like, no, we need to
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: wash our six products before you go to bed, not
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: these new tra genus.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: And I'm like that, sometimes you've been out, it's long night.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: The options are fall asleep in my makeup or wipe my.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Face in bed, and also a nice makeup wipe. Oh
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: it's great.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: And if a boy did a little light boy beat,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: they don't know how to use all those just speaking
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: from experience, I just trying to use those weird wax removers.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Nor do I have that Like if I just had
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: a thing of makeup wipes, it's much more convenient to
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: just wipe off my light foundation and call.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: It a night.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You venture, we are starting a makeup Wipe.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Makeup a company sponsored by Gibbs Tewing.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: This is just a development meeting.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: It really is how and Ashley scam others. That's what
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: we're trying to gather here from.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Like, Oh, yes, we're going to lock it in.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say celebrity skincare scheme for me, I mean,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: you can be legit. I think some people endoors like
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: they work with really good scientists and slap their name
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: on something that is a quality product. But I think
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: a lot of times it can be a scheme. And
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I also think that people, especially celebris with really good
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: skin who you know, do those videos where they're like,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: first of all, the biggest scheme about skincare is I
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: don't want to see another fucking commercial where I'm watching
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: a lady in the sink splash water on her face.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: In my life, have I put my hands in a
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: cup under the sink and then splash water on my
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: face like who's cleaning the bathroom?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Bathroom to damn mess?
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah? And then before and after picks like if it's
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: an acne type of product. Honey, those are two different people.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: They gotta be right.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: And the celebrities that do that, it's like, yeah, you
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: use this moisturizer. You also got a vampire facial two
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: weeks ago. You spent two grand on that facial, so
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: please right to us.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Or maybe it's just genetics. Some people just naturally have
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: clear skin.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I have a friend who only washes her face with
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: water and I've never seen a pour on her face.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Oh damn, must be nice.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so sometimes you can't, you know, miracle yourself out
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: of genetics, but everyone wants.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: You to think you can't bub.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Run all right, when now it's time for my favorite
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: segment of the podcast, Historic Hoodwings. This is where I
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: will regale Grant and ash Well, the famous Concaper group
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: of criminals.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: We don't know yet. Maybe we love them, maybe we
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: hate them.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: You guys are so fun that we wanted to kind
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: of do a little fun, little speed through of some
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: different scammers that we've been looking at.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: And we're gonna start with if you live.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: In Los Angeles or I mean, I mean LA has
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: very like main character energy in the country.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: We are the fourth largest GDP in the world period.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: We paying for the ujay, what's a GDP?
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: What the hell is the GDP.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be like the economy the I don't know
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: what to SETIA.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: It's growth domestic product.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: So we put out the products that are selling and
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: generating the coin, and then through taxes, federal taxes, we
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: give it back to the states and all the broke
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: bitches and flyover states take our money and then try
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: to restrict our rights, right.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Right right.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: I'm from Texas. We love a good secession. I'm like,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Cali, we might just need to leave
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: the US. Okay, we don't have to be with them.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: We can survive alone. But speaking of somebody who is
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: also trying to take away our rights and destroy us.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: We're first up here is Spencer Pratt.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: He's an elder millennial reality TV villain who is also
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: a villain in real life. Spencer Pratt who is currently
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: running for mayor of Los Angeles, and we do not
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: want this to happen, but he is gaining more and
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: more traction. His face has bloated, he has no skills.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: It's giving Trump but for California.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: His face has really bloated. That's a really good point.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: That's because he drink it too much. I can tell
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: when you drink it too much. It shows up right
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: in the face and the belly. Shit, And he is
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: like Trump has endorsed him. He's basically running on that
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: same kind of politic and a lot of rich people
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: in Los Angeles are getting behind him simply because he's
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: a puppet. He has no experience, he don't know how
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: to figure out a budget.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Know.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll be falling asleep.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: In all of the bayoral meetings that he has to
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: do if he is elected. Please God, don't let it happen.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: But I think that scam works for him because a
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: lot of rich people want a puppet in politics that
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: can be bought.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: And we know Spencer's poorest.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Fuck, so if anybody's offering him a coin to buy
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: a new residence after he's burned down and the fires,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: he probably gonna let him do whatever they want.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Right So to say, he's so busted And all his
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: campaign videos are a like made by AI but like
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: not not even in a compelling way. They look like
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: shit because he's trying to take every shortcut financially because
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: he's broke and.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Busted, and he keeps lying every time someone calls out
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: that it's made from AI. Mind you city of performers
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: and actors who do not want to be replaced by
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: artificial intelligence.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: So I don't know why you think us an AI
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: is going to convince us.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: But he always says that his supporters made the AI videos,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: not him.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, just like the other week when Trump had that
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: AI thing of him, like with the Pope, he was like, oh,
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: my supporters made I just tweeted it, like girl, please,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: you're an idiot.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: We know you were on chat GDP and you made
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: that yourself.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Right at three am and one of your dementia stupors
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: right like please.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: He's serious. He's not even using claude like we know.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: So you might remember him, probably not from the Princes
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: of Malibu in two thousand and five, or obviously from
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: the Hills in two thousand and seven, where he had
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: he and Heidi Montag merged into Spidey and spread a
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: rumor about Lauren Conrad and Jason Waller having a sex
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: tape that basically reverberated across the MTV landscape for the
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: next decade because.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: In two thousand and seven, sex tapes were a thing.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, we had Kim Kay, we had Paris
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Hilton before that, poor port Pamela Anderson, I love you, Bookie.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: That was that was the sex tape that was super wrong.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: They sedow that shit from her safe in her house.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: And I think making the show out of it was
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: also kind of aft up when she did not want it.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: She did not consent to that.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, how are you gonna make a show
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: about a woman's consent being taken away without her consent?
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Right right? That was fucked up.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: And then also I thought the casting was wrong because
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I did watch part of it until I saw the
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: news that Pamela Anderson did not want this to come out,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: and I was like, all right, Hulu, I can't she
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: ain't she y'll violent hugging. But they cast Seth Rogan
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: to be the sex tape thief, which I thought was
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: terrible casting because Seth Rogan is genuinely a likable person
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: on screen no matter what he's doing, and I found
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: myself trying to like sympathize with him, and I'm like, no,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: you're supposed to be the villain.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to hat Joe asked you a bitch, and
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I hate Joe. I was like, oh, they.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Didn't pay him for the renovation, so he had to
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: steal that Lady six tape, right.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I know they kind of like made him seem like a.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Victim to give him a backstory.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Also, no shade to Tommy Lee, but Sebastian Stan was
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: way too hot to be cast as sat man. I'm
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: sure I hate.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: To have to show Ryan Murphy no right.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: No, but.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: A show about it, way more booty cheeks if it
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: was Ryan Murphy. Sometimes I've stumbled upon a Ryan Murphy
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: project without knowing it's his, and because of how many
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: tight man asses I see in the first five minutes,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like Ryan Murphy and I look at him like, yeah,
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: he did you.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Know Ryan Murphy fallows twinking a redhead. I think he
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: has a little crush crush, no shade.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I could definitely see you. I want his productions.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: You're enough.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people, you.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: See if you see my ass on TV, don't ask,
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: don't ask, and don't tell.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Right, I'm your grand be like, I feel like I
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: just saw your booty cheeks.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: That was me, that was me, that was yes. Ryan
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: didn't cast me fully in a role. I was just
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: the stunt double for the ass take. That was the
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: ass double.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: They have those.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, because one time I've had a foot double.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: I won't put my foot my feet on TV. Yeah,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I look at a lot of people's feet and like
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: figure out which foot would look more like my foot.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Oh that's fun.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, it was an interesting day.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: So in twenty ten, remember Spencer and Heidi are Spidey.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: They spread a horrible sex tape rumor and Hi Spencer
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: pressured Hidi Montag into getting all that plastic surgery dish.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, oh I'll never forget that. Holy shit that was.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: She was a cute girl. Well she looks like the
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: cute little white girl next door. And now she looks
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: like a handsome squid word and I don't know why.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she's.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Wearing a mask, no shade, she looks.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: And in twenty ten, Heidi filed for divorce, but it
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: turned out to be a fake divorce to try to
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: boost her music career, and they never actually separated, so
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: she couldn't listen to her bops and she was like
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: they stayed gamin divorce pr is crazy?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Was she thinking people would tune in in the way
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: like people tune into Taylor like breakup album vibes, Like
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: what was the goal? I just did not follow with well.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I think because they had worked in reality for so long,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: most of their publicity boosts probably came from fallout, so
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: some kind of drama.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: And he was him, like she was hated after what
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: she did to Lauren Conrad. But he was literally like
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: the biggest villain on television at that time. The whole
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: world hated him. So I think she probably thought she
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: has to get rid of this guy if she wants
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: to make it and pop, but of.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Her social clout by like tossing him under the bus
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: press second right, the same year that they tried the
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: fake divorce, Spencer was arrested in Costa Rica for bringing
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: guns on an airplane and was banned from re entering
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: the country.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: What now, what was that about?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: He brought some guns to you know, as one does.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Shoot a crocodile like you stane strapped.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I think that should be a basic requirement for any
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: public offices.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: You can't be banned from re entering any country.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: You want to be the mayor of l A you
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: can't go to Costa Rica, not that we need to
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: go there, but like you are banned from countries, Like.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Right, you're not a good guy.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: That's a really good point. He's a freeking.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: I don't think you should. I don't think reality stars
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: in general should be able to run for office, No shade.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: I think it already shows your intentions are off.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Did you guys see the situation from Jersey Shore wants
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: to run for office in New Jersey?
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: That might be different.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Oh oh no, Chrit's like, do you have my vote?
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: It's like he's actually the silent partner in my toeing
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: company a federal prison for like tax evasion.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know, okay, but we all know tax evasion.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: It could be an honest mistake.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Opinion is not valid. It's giving Jim tanned laundry.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: We are not listening.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Is that not a perfect slogan to run for New Jersey?
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Jim tanned laundry?
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Yes, the situation.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Eight were already in a situation. We don't need no more.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Right, we're trying to get out for So Spencer Pratt
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: has been doing some lies, as we expect, right in
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: this mayoral campaign. So he's claimed to be living in
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: an airstream trailer on the land where his house was
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: lost in last year's Palisade fires. The optics were great
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: since he's running on a platform of being mad at
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: our current incumbent Democratic Mayor Karen Bass and the LA
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Department of Water and Power for letting his house burn
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: down in the first place.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: But he's actually living in.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: The hotel bel Air, where rooms start at more than
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: fifteen hundred dollars a night. And what better way to
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: fund a free lifestyle when you're broke as hell than
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: to start an election campaign where you can take in
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: donations and technically you can say that living at the
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: bel Air hotel is a campaign expense.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Oh my god. Also that suit he's wearing in this picture,
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: it does not look well fitted.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he not using none of this money he's stealing
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: for wardrobe, But clearly what is this it's giving like
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I gotta go to court real fast.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: He looks built, really crazy. He looks like built that
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: like he could birth a baby. Oh I'm sorry, it's
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: not problematics to say like he washes he's heads.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: He's a hippie man, for sure. Yeah, it's just like,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: what is this sneakers on with it?
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: This is a This is exactly the thing that these
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: busted corrupt politicians do. It's what Trump did while Biden
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: was president. You act like you're like have an active campaign.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: You get all these donations and they cover your lifestyle
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: and your legal fees. Because I'm sure Spencer Prize is
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: going to catch a case at some point and he's
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: going to need that money for some legal fees. So yeah,
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: it's just like a tail as old as time.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: But it looks like the suit hates him. It looks
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: like you got it from the clothes. Don't want to
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: be on his box.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: The suit is jumping off him.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, on this man, he could use a tailor. He
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: could use a tailor.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I could smell through a photo.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: He man, it looks and thick. I know he has
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: he's got axe on. Doesn't he look like that type
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: of guy too.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Like a body spray that makes her eyes burned for.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: The blue axe that is used in seventh grade locker rooms.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I was thinking of.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Like right after the boys would like work out in
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: pe and then instead of showering, they just sprayed themselves,
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: pose themselves down with that blue axe.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: He's taking a cologne shower, Yeah, colone.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Shower, and I feel like his breath smells like shrimp,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: cocktail and bourbon.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Oh poor Heidi, Well she made the best.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: So Spencer has gone on info Wars with Alex Jones
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: multiple times since Sandy nine eleven was an inside job.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Info Wars where they make up all the info.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I can't believe Elejoes is still doing this shit because
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: he got sued by everyone. He said Sandy Hook was
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: a hooked and the families of Sandy Hook suited the
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: fuck out of him, and they own everything he's got.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Now he moron.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Spencer's gone on info Wars. He said nine to eleven
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: was a hoax and an inside job. He does not
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: believe in global warming and defended Sandy Hook deniers. So
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: luckily he had his ass and gets sued with Alex.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: But he hopped on the bandwagon with Alex saying that
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: these poor families who had their children gunned down at
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: an elementary school were not.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Real What the hell? What is this bitch even running on?
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Like if basically he's running on his house burned down
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: and the Palisades fire.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Ok.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Karen Karen Bass has had some failed policies sure, being
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: the mayor of la is more complicated than people think,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: because it's not just like you have absolute power.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: You're also working with city council.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: You're also like submitting things that can get vetoed based
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: on your political enemies. And I don't think it's fair
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: to blame fire on Karen Bass. I'm sorry Fire, and
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: like Santa Anna wins and you didn't have insurance on
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: your home, bitch, that's on you.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Right, We'll say he might live in an area. I
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: will give him this benefit of a doubt.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: There are certain areas in Los Angeles now that home
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: insurance won't cover. So there's certain parts of Malibu where
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: you cannot get home insurance because they're like, we know
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: your house gonna burned out, and we ain't giving you
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: that money.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: That's insane. They banned home inshort insurance because they know
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: that that could happen. Yes, they want you all to
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: pay off.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Because I mean, insurance is a Ponzi scheme and their
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: best bet is nothing happens to you and you pay
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: into the fund and never need to use it. Right,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: So if you live in an area where you definitely
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: probably will at some.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Point need it, they was like, we ain't give y
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: all the insurance more.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, all.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Say say, but you're not in good hands. We're letting
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like something Spencer will probably make city
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: wide that you can't get insurance us all the hell.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Spencer husband, you know, we're posting those AI
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: generated videos that he said is like his fans creating them.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Some of them depicted him as Luke Skywalker.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Batman, uh, defending a dystopian Los Angeles from Governor Gavin
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Newsoen and Mayor Karen Bass.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: He's Batman.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't think that we would love Batman if
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Batman was real, because essentially Batman is just a bored
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: ass billionaire who's mad that his parents are dead, so
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: he gotta tear up the city every night.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Nobody asked him to tear the city up every night.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: I also don't.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Think we would love Batman if he had the physique
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: of Spencer Pratt. I know, I was just gonna say that,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: I don't think he would be saving the day. I
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: think he would be, you know, out of drive through.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: At least at least Batman was hot. Yeah, the Batmobile
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: would be in the fucking, the fucking in and out
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: every day. Oh oh that literally, but you know, like, yeah,
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: he's not he's not built to be a superhero.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: No, if he came to rescue me, I'd be like,
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I'm glad, Yeah, I'm good. Actually take the robbery. I'm
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: gonna give him a You you go about your days.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like embarrassing if he was to come rescue you, like,
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: oh my god.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: And as TikTok's savants, I wonder if you've heard this,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: there was a trend of groups of MAGA voters outside
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: of state claiming that they'll travel to California to illegally
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: vote for Spencer in the primary.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Election this June.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: It's not here if people will really do this, but
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: if they tried, they would probably be turned away at
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: the poll since their names would not appear on a
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: voter registration list. But Spencer does have the MAGA bump,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: which apparently is still a bump. He's got endorsements from Trump,
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Adam Corolla, Joe Rogan, and James Woods and you know
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Joe Rogan.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: They all these people on TikTok.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: By the way, it is inspirational to me because to
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: go from making people eat cow testicles on on network
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: TV to being a thought leader.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: H let me think for a moment. Let's let's lock
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: in and and critically think about this, y'all.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh no, if you listen to Jean, you're not a
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: critical thing.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's small. All those men that you just listed
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: as like Indorseum, it's just such an interesting example of
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: like men that have such toxic masculinity, but at the
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: end of the day, they're all such fucking losers that
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: like I would not trust to protect me at all.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: It's just so interesting and they're also busted like that
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: is such a pattern we see here and.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Generic straight man.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: They love to be like will who would protect you
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: if men didn't exist? I'm like, we wouldn't need protection, right,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: y'all weren't here right right?
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: The bear or the man in the woods? Yeah, we're
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: still choosing the bear.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: The bear, always the bear.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: What if it was Grant or the bear?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Car parked at the time, right, Uh, it's.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Safely at the hiking parking lot.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: So I don't want to tell you guys who to
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: vote for, but well I do want to talk about
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: damn it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I am over fucking Spencer.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Pratt audience, the guy who had a song called I'm
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: a Celebrity in which he calls himself the White jay Z.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Can we all be serious?
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: No, he's deaf, a puppet, and I feel like these
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: people just want attention in any way, and he's such
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: a flop and has fallen so far off that. Okay, look,
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: you've run for office, doctor Oz did it too? Did
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: he not?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And honestly it's not far fetched.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: We've had Mayor Eric Adams who literally just was at
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: the club the whole time he was mayor and stealing
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: money and going to Turkey all the goddamn time. You know,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: we had Toronto's crack Mayor Rob Ford, mayor fully doing crack,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: you know, which crap does give you energy. So you know,
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: he might have been working on policy we got to give.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: Is gonna be different than drinking a Celsius, you know
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: what I mean?
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a faster or so.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's prescription celsius.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Prescription is crazy.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: He was prescribed.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I have ADHD and they're definitely giving us prescription myth.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: They're like, you can't clean your room.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Take this prescription myth, you'll be able to do all
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: of your chores.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, wake up, fair enough.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: We're gonna move on to uh, we're saying the mayor
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: situation here for a second. We have a Georgia mayor
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: who fires a whole police force on behalf of his wife.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: So on May six, Mayor Ron Schmick of Georgia.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Sorry, they just pulled up a picture that looks like
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: one of the house goblins, or from God, that looks
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: like dots baby from gring God.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: That jump scare was crazy.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: That comb over.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Every gonna gave us a warner. You can't just throw
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: a picture of like that.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Do I ask? Have you been to Universal Studios Orlando, Lacy? No,
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you have to go to Universal Studios Orlando.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: You have to go to diagon Alley, walk into Gringott's
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Bank and that man is sitting right there.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Every single every single goblin looks like this random mayor
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: from Georgia.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: It's action safe.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, the sup of Nightmares. Oh so he's the
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: mayor of Kahuta in Georgia. It's a town of eight
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: hundred people. He's been the mayor since twenty fourteen. Is
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: it known for much Kohudah Cahuta.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, is it worth north South Georgia. Where in Georgia.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know where Kahula is.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: I'm not a mayor Georgia.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Kahuda is known for anything really, other than being the
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: birthplace of Donald Trump's second wife, Marla Maples.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, he shares Tiffany with Yeah, that's the one we
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: never see.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's you know, leaves a lot to be desired.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: She did the Trump Gates for Trump rally that one time.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: They said her out.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: She had coke the entire time.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Ooh, allegedly, but at least she's at the Gates for Trump.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Is crisy.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, trees for deforestation, Mama, right, right.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Like trees for axis.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Ron fired the whole the police department after some officers
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: made inappropriate comments about his wife, Pam on Facebook. Pam
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: had previously worked as a town clerk in Kahuda until
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: she was fired in twenty twenty five for allegedly creating
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: a hostile work environment, but she continued working for the
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: town afterwards.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: She gives hostile work environment face.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Those highlights are a hostile environment, yes, Jesus good, highlights
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: of a menace to society. Yes, she's still asking for
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: a bolliage in twenty twenty six.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: The eyebrows are a little too bad.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: It's giving cartoon villain.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, you know she.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: May be sweet.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: She might be sweet.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: If you're in and your husband is the mayor and
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: you somehow still manage to get fired.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: That's how much they can't stand you.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Do we know what? What was she doing for the city?
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Do we know?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: She was a clerk?
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: What the hell is a clerk?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: They were working to like the courthouse.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Like that woman Kim Davis, remember that would deny gay
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: marriage license she was.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: She's like such. She's one of my favorite problematic icons.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: She is just such a character.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Close beyond problematic.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: She's a big She's one of my favorite bigots.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: She is she does is because she is so gun
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Hold on that.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: One favorite we can all have won. Mine's the Mine's
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: the January sixth, Grandma. Oh, yes, that's my favorite bigot.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: They're just iconic, like Kim Davis is iconic if it's
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: a spectrum, like it's on the wrong end of the spectrum.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: But like I would be her for Halloween, you know
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: what I mean?
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: And you should be here for Halloween because the bitch
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: is scary. In response to them trash and pam on Facebook,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Ron eliminated the police force. He defunded the police. Damn
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: you be an activist.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: It's like when you go so far right, somehow you
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: end up on the line.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: So he defunded the police because she got fired, yes.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: And they were talking about her on Facebook.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: He did not like the Facebook college, so he said,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: we're getting rid of the police, and so he recommended
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: that people who needed law enforcement call a non emergency number.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Ron was violating the town.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Charter, but it didn't seem to face him and an interview,
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: he said, it's.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: A guy thing. You know.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Occasionally college football programs you have to change the coach
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: and sometimes people like it, some don't. And that's just
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: kind of the way it happens sometimes, you know guys him, Oh,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I just guy, tired of violent guy things. It's a
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: guy thing, right. You just really want to fight over
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: land or territory. Take our asses a greenland and square
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: up and we can have a UFC match or a
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: little box match. Whoever wins gets the territory. Why do
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: we have to get involved?
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Right? And also, it's just like the irony. It's it's
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: crazy how it's so lost on these fucking morons that
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: like with Trump and the January sixth police officers, he's
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: like giving money to the people that like beat these
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: men up. And but then they're like, oh, blue lives matter,
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Like you'all are a bunch of fucking morons.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: The go post keeps moving because y'all used to love
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: police so bad. Right now, police officers died as a
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: result of January. Yes, it's traumatic and horrible. I'm like,
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: y'all talk about back the blue.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Now y'all talk.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: About beat them till they black and blue?
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Right, and now you're literally the slush fund. They're giving
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: money to the people that beat the police officers up. Like,
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: are we serious?
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: He's trying to every They're trying to do everything to
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: beat these midterms. They done told us they're gonna cheat.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: They told us they're gonna bribe, they go steal, they
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: gonna lie.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: We we know.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: And speaking of guys.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Who are bad at being in charge, let's talk about
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: the United Airlines CEO flying American what recently herby, Yeah,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Scott Kirby, the CEO of United Airlines, was called god
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: flying for class on an American Airlinast flight.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: That is funny.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: That is funny as fun.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, hey got caught because he took a selfie
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: with American Airline flight attendant Christine Tyly. Christine posted the
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: pic on Facebook. Facebook, and y'all otherfuckers the trouble Facebook,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: because Facebook is where everyone documents their crimes. That's how
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: they call half the January sixers posted photos and then
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: the FBI was in the comments like can't you tag them?
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my god? But was he did he not think like,
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: oh this could be bad? Or he looks like he's
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: having fun, Like they both look like they're having a
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: who oh god?
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Did she?
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Herb wants to be a celebrity.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: We used to not know who the CEOs were. We
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: used to not know who the director of the FBI was, Rightboddy,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: who works in these large corporations. They're no longer happy
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: with just stealing exorbitive amounts of money from wages from
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: people who deserve it with their bonuses and their bailouts.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Now they want to be.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Famous to Yeah, they do press tours, they do podcasts,
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: they yeah, they're always being seen.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: It's crazy because did this flight attendant like she recognized him.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: She was like, she do work in air.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Into aviation CEOs. I suppose, But.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: I mean how I would take a picture with a
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: writer who I know is like the baddest bitch, richest
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: fuck and the industry people will know who this photo
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: is with, but the everyday person wouldn't know that this person.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: She's gonna guide her friends in aviation, like she knew
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: this was her big one Facebook.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's smiling in a way that's like, oh, yes, finally,
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: like some people ask me for picture, Like everyone's gonna
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: clock this, like, yes, I'm a star, a star. You
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: could tell her smile. She's being like her friends are
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: gonna die.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: This is her post on Facebook. She says in all
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: quotes all I'm sorry. In all caps, she says, look
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: who I had in my first class today from SFO.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: What she was doing.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: She was kind of I feel like she was kind
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: of maybe throwing like a bit of I mean, not
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: shade per se, but she was stirring the pop she.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Was giving Like this is my homie. She says, what
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: a great guy, just as nice as he was back
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: in the day.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: He misses us.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Lol and tells everyone high.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Workman before he became the CEO of United. Scott the
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: president of American Airlines from twenty thirteen to twenty sixteen.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: He was let go in twenty sixteen and immediately failed
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: right back upward, as a white man does who still
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: retains most of their hair, right. Yeah, And he started
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: working for United, and as a part of his exit package,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: he got unlimited flight privileges on American airlines for life.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: So it's not actually that strange to see him on
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: an American flight. What's weird is that he keeps trash
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: talking American airlines in public, while behind the scenes he
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: was trying to merge United with them until they rejected
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: him a month ago.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I am not fucking with Scott anymore.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Wow, guy's kind of a messy queen.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think I think he was being like kind
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: of undercover with it, like going on these American flights,
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: like he's seeing like what I can take back to United,
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: what how we can work together.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, rich people love free shit. He's not
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: free unlimited if no one loves.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Money more than rich people, like they are the cheapest
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: of them all. But I will say he looks like
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: the type of man I'd like to have a margarita with.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Like I know he can clean out and have a
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: good time.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Wean out.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like this is the type of man that like,
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: I'm at a resort, you know, and at the table
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: next to us, and then we all start yapping, and
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: then drinks are flowing, and.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden we order a Tomahawk steak with
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: gold on it, and man in front of us.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: He feels like a very good time. He knows how
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: to he knows how to have a good time.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: And if I, like was let go by a company
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: like me being me, I kind of have like bad
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: I would like be shady with it. I would in
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: that bridge. But it's sweet that he's like I can
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: still go on an American flight and still feel fine. Well,
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: but not publicly.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: He wasn't like like the mayor's wife who was terrorizing
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: the clerks off. Really he the employees loved him for
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: three years and they were like, oh my god, my
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: homie bag.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Like that's true to have your employee post you on
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Facebook because she's gagging for you so much you're employee.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: It does say something about Scott.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: It's given they both took to it a little airport
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Vodkas and had a little shot.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in a good time.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: They haven't a real good time.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Also, I think strategically he might have been shooting on
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: American airlines trying to lower their value because he was
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: trying to absorb them.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, man, what can we say? What can we say?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: He's a businessman doing businesses.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: I love that we excuse horrific human behavior for business.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Like, No, they're a businessman.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: It's business.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Had to die, it's busin business.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: It's sometimes with business, you know's you know, it's give and.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Take, give and take, give a give a little money
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: not enough and take a light a light.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely so.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Now let's let's hop over into something quite different. Still
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: a vibe though, also someone that I would love to
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: have dinner with at a resort.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Do a Lipa, Samsung.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: The TV I know this.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Finally, Do a Lipa is suing Samsung. Finally, guys, finally
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: for at least fifteen million dollars plus potentially profits and
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: punitive damages, et cetera, after the company used a photo
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: of her on television packaging without permission for Guested. Immediately
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: you said the TVs.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: Yes and I saw this whole little thing, and I'm like, yeah,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: why are they kind of milking her a thing? But
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: then I was tuning in because I used to work
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: at ABC News, and so I clocked the ABC News
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: live picture as well, and I was like, how does
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: it work with like what goes on the the preview picture?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Because can ABC News be like,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: we didn't tell you all to put us up there?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Can we?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: Sue?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I also have worked for ABC News. That's what Sam got.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, girl, I was there, you know, so probably
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: take the free press they would.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: I was there when we were developing your show ABC
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: News Studios, Hello, Yeah, And I was so excited about
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: I was actually, oh my god. I was on the
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: ground floor because I was an EA for like the
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: executive producers and whatnot, and I like was like this
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: needs to be a thing. Oh my, because I was like,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: I'm a congregation listener. Yeah that's tea world. Yeah great, Yes.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Now they put on a.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: CV like there's a Night Away by Yourself Samsung today.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: She was like, I did not.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: I'll get a coin from this.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Who put my face off here?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: And it's old era dua, Like that's not even new
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: duall like this is this is giving like debut Era doing.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Bitch and I can dance now I'm not doing that
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: same weird Yeah, she learned how to dance.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: And I think Samsung needs to come up with like
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: the equivalent of like Roku City, like a non descript
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: thing that you could just put on your TV's. You
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: can't be putting IP on there.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: So this picture was taken during her twenty twenty four
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Austin City Limits Festival performance, and Dua owns the copyright
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: to the photograph.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: Oh she got through us, no shade, damn.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: She first noticed.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Her appearents on Samsung boxes in June of twenty twenty five.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Fans on social media started posting about it, describing it as.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: The Dua Lipa TV box.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Now, she does have brand deals with Puma, VERSACEI you say,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: I'm on Apple, Porsche, and Chanel, but not Samsung. Samsung
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: apparently ignored repeat demands to cease and desist from infringing
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: on her rights.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: They said, this TV selling too good.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: That's funny as fuck. They're like, We're we sorry, girl,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: but we're not taking it off the shelves. I don't
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: know what you want to do about that. It's already
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: at the Best Buys, Like what you want us to
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: tell Best Buies like it would be a.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: Hassle, it would I mean in the grand grand scheme
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: of things to a corporation like Samsung, is fifteen million
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: dollars like that big of a deal to.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Them, Like they probably made more selling her face on
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: the TV.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: But right right, they should just settle, settle with.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I can't even lie like I am a duist.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Stand If I was in Best Buy perusing the aisles
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: and I saw do a leap of TV, it would
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: draw my attentions of her coins she should get.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: I would look immediately at that TV. I said, Oh,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: I can see d doing k Yeah, I don't.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Also don't mod.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: Did you guys see she's she's a newlywed, she got
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: married yesterday. She's a congratulation.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Pay for your wedding girl. Yes, you're still gonna be
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: on that TV. They're not letting you go. They're not
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: letting you go. She's like with pharmaceutical companies where a
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: few people die on the prescription medication, they get sued,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: they pay it out, but the drug stays on the market.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: Exactly. I think that's tea.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: That's a great business model.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: She needs the money to continue to travel, you know.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: I think that's really important for her to continue that lifestyle.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: A spokesperson for Samsung did say that Doua's image was
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: used in twenty twenty five to reflect the content of
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: our third party partners that are available on Samsung TVs
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: and was originally provided by a content partner for our
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: free streaming service.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: So they say it's not us.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: The content partner that we partner with gave us the
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: photo and then it was so called him.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: So they took a screenshot and they put a screenshot
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: of their homepage and basically just put it on the box.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean they say it wasn't us.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: So Do's reps say using her image has caused and
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: continues to cause dilution of her brand, identity and commercial
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: goodwill by falsely conveying to the consuming public that she
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: approves and endorses Samsung TVs.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: I have Samsung TVs, not good TVs.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: There they are.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: It's one thing. If it was what's that TV called?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know what's a busted TV?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: What's the busted TV?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: Uh? I mean the Rocude brand. TVs aren't always that great.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: V in college, Visio got us through college.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: Okay, and Visio, I feel like, was one of the
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: first flat screens. Where were you all tuned into TVs
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: like I was.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: It was skinny.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: It was skinny.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: I was tuned into TVs because my parents are very
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: into TVs, which I'm now realizing that as I'm saying
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: this to you all, because like any new TV that
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: came out, we had it. I remember the first like
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: big screen TVs that came out. They were like full
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: size and they had a booty in the back. Yeah
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: and yes, and that was right when TVO came out.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: I'll never forget that. TVO came out right in time
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: for the Super Bowl where Justin Timber like ripped out
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Jenne Jackson titty and we had TiVo, so we was like,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: was that a titty? And we were all having a
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: watch party at the house. So they rewinded it on
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: the TV. Damn, that is a titty. Pause that rewinded it,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: paused it rewinded it. Honestly, I think that TVO is
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: the real reason why Janet Jackson got so much backlash
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: is because a lot of motherfuckers out there could pause
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: and be like, yeah, that is a titty.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Maybe TiVo plans that conspiracy t BO yeah yeah.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah for damages. Maybe it wouldn't have even been that
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: big of.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: A thing, right, It would have been a flash and
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: we would have been like, what was that?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: You can't like?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: TV was like, I tell you, Oh my goodness. So
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: do you think that Samsung is destroying Dua Lipa? Are
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: they scamming Dualipa?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: They are scamming her because they're using her likeness without
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: her permission, But is it hurting her brand?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's hurting her brand, But if I
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: were her, I'd be pissed and I'd expect you to
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: cash me a check because you're using my likeness to
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: sell your TV.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: I'm obsessed with like both sides of it. Like I
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: think Dua like it makes sense and it's valid, But
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: I'm obsessed with Samsung, like just not answering to ignore it. Yeah,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: Like they're like, honey, we're Samsung, we get your dual Liipa,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: but song yeah, like wake it up. We do TV's phones.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: They do it all like yeah, this little box is
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: gonna bother us. No, no, and we're gonna make some
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: restock of it, the bigger with the bigger screen. It
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: would be funny as fuck if they released a new
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: one and it's just a different picture of dua. They
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: keep how unbothered they are, Like it's really funny, but like, yeah,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: I feel like they probably should run her a check,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: especially if she owns the photo.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: And I don't think fifteen million dollars is nothing to Samsung.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they made that selling exactly doah vision it's.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Doing to just settle. They need to settle, Just settle,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: work it out. No one's wrong, no one's wrong, but
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: let's settle.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: And I do understand, like if you're this caliber celebrity
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  Speaker 2: and the brands that you're endorsing are like Chanel, very
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  Speaker 2: high fashioned, very high end, respected brand, Apple very expensive
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: respect that you say, Laurent, you know, like all of
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  Speaker 2: those are kind of high end. So do what might
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: be looking at Samsung, Like why y'all got my face
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  Speaker 2: on this box for cutcocnaps?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Because there are certain celebrities Sydney Sweeney who will take
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  Speaker 3: any brand deals she could get, and I feel like
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  Speaker 3: it kind of cheapens your brand so do what's got
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  Speaker 3: to be careful of us very luxury and yeah a
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  Speaker 3: word luxurious.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And she's partnered with Tuck already and it's Apple.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: It's not gonna be Samsung Mama, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Syney sweet is like I will sell my bath water.
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  Speaker 4: No literally, Sweeney's partnering with Vizio as we speak on
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  Speaker 4: a box and.
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  Speaker 2: For some reason, she's gonna be naked. It's just like, yeah,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: she's gonna be naked. There's like a really up close
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  Speaker 2: shot on the back that's just her chrissy on the
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  Speaker 2: back of his back.
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  Speaker 3: And she'll probably be saying something vaguely racist like that's
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: gonna be Sydney.
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  Speaker 4: And it'll and you know what, it'll it's gonna sell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to see white skin lighter and brighter
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  Speaker 2: than Visio by Sydney Sweeney, The Master Race TV.
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  Speaker 4: The play with pink pussy on the back. That's what's
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  Speaker 4: gonna be.
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  Speaker 2: Kim oh, hello, we're gonna wrap things up here. So
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: before we go, Lego pasta swap. So a guy used
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: pasta to steal thirty four thousand dollars worth of Lego sets.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: So police in La arrested Jarell Augustine for buying thirty
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: four thousand dollars worth of Star Wars and Marvel Lego sets,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: replacing the bricks and minifigs inside with dried fulucy pasta
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: police pasta, and returning the boxes to the stores.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Oh did he paint the pasta?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like the pasta has the same kind of
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: weight and shape of the lego.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it sounds like the lego up in there
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: when it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Now, some of these Lego sets, because I'm talking about
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: the Star Wars legos, the Marble Lego, they can run
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: more than five hundred dollars as So, Jerrell targeted targets
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: in Texas, Tennessee, New Jersey, and Florida, and for the
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: most part the returns worked. Now you target you targeted targeting.
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  Speaker 2: So as as a de I myself, really, I'm not
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: really mad dero.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not too mad about this.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: So he's I've never met a white Jerrell. So it's giving,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: it's giving you a part of my race.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: So was he was taking the boxes unboxed? Did he
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: buy them at first and then would unbox them and
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: then return them to get the money back, And.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Was he then yielding all these Star Wars That's what
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: was he doing with all?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what did he want these legos?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: That?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Because that because you're right, because.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: If he's buying it, stealing the legos and returning it,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: essentially he's only getting the money back that he paid
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: and stealing the product.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: So how is he making a coin off?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Well maybe then he's he's reselling.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you resell it, you have to resell
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: it in like a jinky sort of package, like it's
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: not gonna be the.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: He's probably not reselling it for faith value. But he
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: already got his money back. So even if he's selling
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: it for fifty percent when he paid, he's still profiting.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: But he's a black bag full of the Star Wars set.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you guys, he's jirell Is.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: Just have you the Lego set outside the.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: But but part of like I think getting a fancy
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: Lego set is getting that box, Like the box is
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: really sort of like magic.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Well apparently Ashley's right, there is a lego black market.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're hard to come by, like, like legos
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: are really expensive.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: Like the collector's ones are.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Really crazy at you know, half priced. If I just
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: wasn't getting the box. What the hell do I care.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna build a death star.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: If I have some unemployeed roommates, okay, children, I would
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: never by them legos. I wouldn't let them see I
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: wu block Lego on all their devices because.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Stepping on a lego is some of the worst foot
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: pain you can never have.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: It's terrible and like it makes the damn mess, and
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: it's an expensive hobby for your child to have. Just
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: tell them the go outside.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: I think he was so crafty though, to like act
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: like he was doing something good by returning it in
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: a way, and he like he was smart to put
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: politis back.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: He walks, he was a passa makes the right rattling
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: noise suggests legos.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Are in there. I think he was like being smart.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: I think he was being innovative. And you know what,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: at the end of the day, I don't really care
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: if Target lost thirty four thousand dollars or whatever it was.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: What do I care?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: The only people I care about are the collectors or
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: the parents with the unemployed roommates who bought because you know,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: they put it back on the shelf and they.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: Bought the lego.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Imagine, imagine it's Christmas and your baby.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Unwrapping the desk Star Lego and it's elated and then
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: I open it up, it's.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Just a bunch of pasta.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, O, that is so sad. There was victims in this.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is sad.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Happen to me, the collectors.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: But then I feel like Lego is a good enough company,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: they'd probably make it right. Wait and then does it
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: make it look like Lego did this, Like there was
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: a miss about the fact who put pasta in Lego
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: dust Star.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: It was just Jerrelle.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: It was just yeah.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: So Jerrelle was arrested after Irvine police tracked him to
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: his apartment, where they found a bunch of Lego sets
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: and components consistent with the.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Alleged pasta fraud. I found ify gorilla boxes, Lego sets.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, why do they act so fast on these sorts
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: of crimes? But they can't like solve a murder, you know,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: you know what.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Happened to Nancy Guthrie. But we can find out about
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: the pasta fraud, track down the Legos.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: And they probably they probably solved it real fast. But
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: also Jirell, like I am kind of feeling sympathy for
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: you like, supporting, supportive.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Of you a bit.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: And I think we need to be more aware of
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: like the paper trail we're causing, or like the digital trail,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: like you're walking in and then you're going back and
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: returning them. Just keep I think, just oh, he wants
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: his money back. I think we can figure something out.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Being a little diligent, he was going to different states.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: He was in Tennessee, was in Texas, he was in Florida.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: You know, he really he made the rounds to make
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: sure that it was spread out.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: As well.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Our home state, our home state, maybe our home target
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: was hit.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: And so with this arrest, Darrell does join the Hall
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: of fame of the growing Lego brick black markets.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: I need to learn more about this black.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Market, right do I need to be honest?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: How much are we making?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: Because you could probably sell so maybe old Lego sets
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: you have, you know, like if you're into it.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: I don't have Lego sets?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: Do you at my house in New Jersey? I believe
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: my family has Hogwarts. We got Hogwarts.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: I could probably go.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: I knew someone who had to replica of the Titanic
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: in his bedroom and it was a hookup. It was
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: a hookup. Actually I didn't actually really know him. I
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: walked into his room. Unfortunately, you on or off off
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: a bit because then you start looking around. He has
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: smaller sort of like models as well of different things,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: but Titanic and I'm not no of just various other
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: sorts of like it's these collectors sets. But the Titanic
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: one was huge. I have never seen anything like it.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: It probably was six feet long, sick maybe big. It
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: was big. It was huge, like this must have taken
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: me a.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Little mini boat. It's a.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Hot and bothered, horned up. If I walked into a
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: man's room and you have a six that makes my
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: pussy way, yeah, I would be soaked soaks like the.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: I think it is. It's endearing, it is, it's cute.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: I like a man who has a boring hobby. Yeah,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: me too, because if you if you make if I go.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Into your bedroom for sexuals and I see a ship
• 1:16:15
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• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: got a little nerdy, meticulous hobby. You're not on fortune,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: you're not harassed, and women you like the simple things
• 1:16:27
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• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: Right, Some men are like streaming in the manisphere and
• 1:16:31
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• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: you want to get railed by?
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