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FULL SHOW: Can Matty McLean commit to the game? · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This jonaman Bean Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 1: The Experts and Tastes that Kiwis Love with Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers to Dilma making the world a bitter Tea.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast on a Wednesday. Right now, we're
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  Speaker 1: playing a very fun game to play for Christmas, and Megan,
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  Speaker 1: you're here in a moment we thought you got us
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  Speaker 1: out of the game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little sound on my phone. You thought
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  Speaker 3: I was playing you Mariah Carey.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I honestly when you were doing it was like
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  Speaker 4: what I thought. It was like an accident.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Every time I hear it, So you've played a
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  Speaker 1: number of times throughout the show, and you'll hear it
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  Speaker 1: in just a second. I'm just like, I'm still like, what.
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing? Stop?
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  Speaker 1: It's triggering and I like the song, but it's just
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to avoid the song. And you'll hear why
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  Speaker 1: in the second if you're like, what are they talking about?
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  Speaker 3: But the rules are we're not trying to get each
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  Speaker 3: other out. We're all trying to stay in the.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to sabotage. Although I feel and I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be that person to do that, but I feel
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  Speaker 1: once one person gets out then yeah, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: those things. Yeah, but I'm trying to I'm trying about
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  Speaker 1: you coming out with yeah, I'm trying to think, well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I won't, you know, I'd like to think I
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  Speaker 1: won't do that, but maybe a.
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  Speaker 4: Game of hide and seek.
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  Speaker 1: There's no peah, but it's a really fun game. You
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  Speaker 1: can get involved and we'll explain what's happening right now,
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  Speaker 1: less than fifty days to go to Christmas, yes, already
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  Speaker 1: the years it feels like it's already filling up fast.
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  Speaker 1: And we've got a little game that we decided to
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  Speaker 1: play because of the malls and shops starting to get
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  Speaker 1: into the Christmas spirit. So we thought we'll see how
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  Speaker 1: long it is we could avoid hearing Mariah Carey's All
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  Speaker 1: I Want for Christmas Now.
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  Speaker 4: Usually usually would play the hook of the song here
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  Speaker 4: the chorus, but we're not even doing that now. We're
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  Speaker 4: avoiding it. So if you here, it's just a split
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  Speaker 4: sick into the song. Waiting rooms, maalls, cars, other radio stations, whatever,
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  Speaker 4: you're out of the game and you just got to
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  Speaker 4: dob yoursel phone. You can take four for seven. We
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  Speaker 4: started this Monday, So if you have if you have
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  Speaker 4: fallen victim to Mariah Carey, all I want is Christmasing
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  Speaker 4: then takes four for its even have talked to you.
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  Speaker 1: But you can start playing right now, even if you
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  Speaker 1: didn't start on Monday. That's okay. We were kind of
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  Speaker 1: making up the rules as we go along on the game.
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  Speaker 1: But it's fun game. You've got to avoid it and
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  Speaker 1: when you hear it, like John I said, just let
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  Speaker 1: us know when you're out of the game.
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  Speaker 2: The idea is that we're working together and we're not
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  Speaker 2: trying to sabotage each other. But yesterday John and I were.
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  Speaker 3: Both in the studio together being you'd gone somewhere, and
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  Speaker 3: suddenly I explosive.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, that was yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, can I played John O something on my phone?
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  Speaker 4: This gave me. I was like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: And it's not the song though, but it's the first.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you just did at the end too exactly,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the alarm on my phone.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like they've got some copyright issues you might
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: So my alarm went off and I was like, oh god,
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  Speaker 3: hang on, no, that's exactly Mariah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, okay, So we're not. We're still in the game. Jeez. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know a little little bit.
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  Speaker 4: But if you're tighten up, don't they every time? Too?
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  Speaker 1: Alarm does sound alarmingly like?
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  Speaker 4: Is that what you wake up to every morning? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: It's a sweet wake up. Does that give you a
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  Speaker 4: little bit of postal traumatic stress when you hear it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate hearing my alarm if someone's got that
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  Speaker 1: as a message, obnoxious sort of thing.
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  Speaker 2: I switched between that and the birds tweeting.
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  Speaker 4: How do you test your alarm? How do you how
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  Speaker 4: do I display it? Now?
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  Speaker 2: You'd go to your alarm?
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  Speaker 4: How did you just play your one?
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  Speaker 2: Are you using the sleep mode?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's just an alarm mode.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so just go to like eat it your alarm.
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  Speaker 4: And then just turn it on now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just go to select the alarms out that one,
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  Speaker 3: just like talking my parents through up on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: There's a place to select what alarm you need.
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  Speaker 4: I say, now I've got it. Now it's not plain.
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  Speaker 1: I think I've just got just classic, just classic on mine,
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  Speaker 1: I think, which is Yeah, anyway.
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  Speaker 4: That's me, that's me you.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up to.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's what anyone else has got it?
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  Speaker 1: There's a message or anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: You were a shadow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's still in the game. So fun.
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  Speaker 2: I want to hear the game.
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  Speaker 1: No one heard Mariah Carey throughout yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: No. I didn't put myself in any volatile situations either, Dave,
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  Speaker 4: when I was in the mall and chemists and all sorts,
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  Speaker 4: but now avoided that. You.
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  Speaker 1: I had to go to the supermarket the day before.
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  Speaker 1: I sent my daughter and to get something, I had
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  Speaker 1: to go on your day. But it was okay, It
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  Speaker 1: was okay yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you did you seen in.
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  Speaker 1: Can you go to the supermarket and get some milk
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  Speaker 1: and bananas?
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  Speaker 5: Please?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sit here because I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hear Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas. This is
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  Speaker 1: so random, that's what we're doing. But thank you. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Well they're playing it. Yeah, they were.
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  Speaker 2: Why it's here?
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know good gig from how to expect that,
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  Speaker 1: but she was like, why are you doing this game?
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  Speaker 1: Firstly and secondly it's no. I'm like, that's the point.
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  Speaker 1: We're just, you know, trying to avoid it.
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  Speaker 2: I need to teach those girls.
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  Speaker 3: You hand over your card so often and they're always
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  Speaker 3: like just buying what you ask them to. Yeah, if
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  Speaker 3: my dad gave me his card, wo oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, tap and go.
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  Speaker 1: Nowadays time I know that's the thing and they've done
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  Speaker 1: a good thing. I think I was telling you about
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  Speaker 1: the other day where they'll come back and they'll go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: like I was at the show. It's telling you and
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  Speaker 1: they were like, bought some eminem peanut Eminem's and they're
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  Speaker 1: like they were twenty dollars. I'm like twenty dollars and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like what and they're like, no, it was eight dollars.
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  Speaker 1: But don't you feel better now you're on expend eight dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, still there's quite experience, but yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: I you feel better. It's a little thing.
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  Speaker 5: Now's the johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Spoke to her appearance last night. Now John Pryor. He's
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  Speaker 4: a very si old British Air Force man, my father
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  Speaker 4: and Jeezy's stuck with the same love of foods from
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  Speaker 4: like pre from the Cold War. It feels like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: right a phone of last nights, I'm having kippers on
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  Speaker 4: toe kippers.
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  Speaker 1: So kippers are fresh on the first they're coming.
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  Speaker 4: It comes to a squished in a can.
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  Speaker 2: Like some briny oil situation.
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  Speaker 4: Sardini sort of thing that's like they're trying to reenact
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  Speaker 4: the group photo when you open the can. But then
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  Speaker 4: he spreads them on toasts and it sounds I've tried
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  Speaker 4: it because I had it many times as a kid.
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  Speaker 4: Because this is he would eat it regularly.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't that bad, yeah right, but I was like, jeez, mate,
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  Speaker 4: there's been other food, So there's other other meals have
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  Speaker 4: come forward. Wayne, your dad's the same.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a comfort thing for him. He likes
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  Speaker 3: sardines on toast.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you, John Boy will do him and Wayne whatever mess.
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  Speaker 3: Of feast, like any time mum goes away, he like
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  Speaker 3: eats these weird meals or he loves lambs.
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  Speaker 5: Fright.
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  Speaker 2: Is that liver?
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  Speaker 1: I think it is that along those lines, a bit
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  Speaker 1: of liver.
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  Speaker 2: Just pan fri it.
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  Speaker 4: So we raised out of the house. Wayne just gets
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  Speaker 4: his get free rein of the cuisine, does he.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, your parents in some like and they probably
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  Speaker 1: got me into it as well. Mints on toast, yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you have like a bolonnaise or whatever. His next day, Mama,
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  Speaker 1: but I's non toasted sometimes at breakfast which is a
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  Speaker 1: little confronting for me. I was like, probably a lunchtime
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  Speaker 1: or a dinner thing. Yeah, yeah, it's not bad, it's
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  Speaker 1: not bad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, the poor Italians have taken this spare bowl
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  Speaker 4: made it mince on toast twenty later. I'm sorry, We've
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  Speaker 4: really taken your cuisine and run with it there, Italy.
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  Speaker 4: So I went under that this is why we would
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  Speaker 4: to open up parent meals. So when you were growing up,
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  Speaker 4: the champagne dishes that your parents would cook up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, also just what they loved. I'll tell you something
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  Speaker 1: about next. Among my dad what he loves. He will
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  Speaker 1: having the freezer. He still would have it in the
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  Speaker 1: freezer from about thirty years ago.
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  Speaker 5: But it's the johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about unusual things that your parents like to enjoy,
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  Speaker 1: the foods that they like. A fruitcake, for my dad
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  Speaker 1: just loves like a fruit cake that will keep in
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  Speaker 1: the freezer. It's a fruitcake get out And you're like,
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  Speaker 1: we're how old is this thing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Fruitcake really does stand the tested. Cockroaches and fruitcake
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  Speaker 4: the two things that will survive a new clear explosion.
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  Speaker 4: Loves it. Does he need to thaw it out? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how that. Yeah, and then they'll cut
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  Speaker 1: them off out and then put the rest away back
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  Speaker 1: in the freezer.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a meal for cake, incredibly dense.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like alcohol and sugar, so it just survives forever.
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  Speaker 4: I can handle a slice of fruitcake, but I don't
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  Speaker 4: like it when they're start contributing nuts to the recipe.
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  Speaker 4: I knew you would be a nutty fruitcake.
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  Speaker 1: You better nuts, so four it soven the unusual meals
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  Speaker 1: that your parents like to enjoy.
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  Speaker 4: Kippers on toast for John Price starts on toast for love.
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  Speaker 1: Hamsteaks to us, just hams.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember those?
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  Speaker 3: My mom would fry up a hamsteak, like, not cutting
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  Speaker 3: it or putting it in. It's just like fried in
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  Speaker 3: a pan. Sometimes you get a pineapple ring on top.
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  Speaker 4: What happened to the hamsteak?
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  Speaker 2: We're still we're probably like there was other meats.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then we decided shaving the pig, didn't we.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's really salty when you have a chunk of hands.
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  Speaker 4: It was like half a half of interesting, wasn't it. Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Those are the great memories, great times, James, Morning to you.
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  Speaker 4: Your parent meals that take you back.
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  Speaker 7: Boys can corn beef, Skiddy and breeding butter.
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  Speaker 4: Sialad canned corn beef. Another John prior a favorite, the
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  Speaker 4: corn beef.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say breed and butter salad?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, freedom butter. That's my way of it.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, that's a great idea. Just say something
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  Speaker 1: to sell it even when it's not.
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  Speaker 8: Selling ID.
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  Speaker 4: It's great.
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  Speaker 1: We got some Gladiated two tickets we're giving away this week.
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  Speaker 1: Is some of our favorite calls. We're going to hook
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  Speaker 1: you up. All right, thank you, that's really good.
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  Speaker 4: Soon you're on.
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  Speaker 1: You're loud.
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  Speaker 4: It's a lot of noise coming to you, sup.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning, Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: So what's your parent meals to take you back?
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  Speaker 9: So my dad loves tripe and yeah, and one would
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  Speaker 9: cock it up under your wress and the rest of
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  Speaker 9: us could not even go in the kitchen. That was
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  Speaker 9: step smelly and we just couldn't go there.
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  Speaker 2: It's stomach.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just googling it. It's not. I mean, if
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  Speaker 1: you've got a queasy stomach, then maybe you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to hear this. Tripe as the type of edible lining
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  Speaker 1: from the stomachs and various farm animals, mostly cattle, pigs,
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  Speaker 1: and sheep. Are you making it some sort of dessert?
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  Speaker 1: Is it a dessert? Or am I got the wrong?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: You trifle, trifle.
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  Speaker 9: It's a little bit different. And I should cook it
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  Speaker 9: up in a pan like the milk and things like
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  Speaker 9: that on the stow, and the smell would just permeate
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  Speaker 9: and it was awful. He'd also liked things like black
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  Speaker 9: pudding and liver and bacon and things, and we could
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  Speaker 9: stand that. And actually, but it was okay and quite
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  Speaker 9: good for you. But the tripe was just.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy that we're using all of the bats. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just started to eat.
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  Speaker 4: All of your favorite stomachs of the cast of old
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  Speaker 4: McDonald's farm. Yeah, impressive, so kind of them.
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  Speaker 9: Too bad for you because he lived to eighty.
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  Speaker 4: Eight, so might be something, and it might be something
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  Speaker 4: he so good on you. Well, it woun't be all
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  Speaker 4: the chemicals that we're a devouring nowadays. Now, Jackson, will
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  Speaker 4: take one more, Shelle your parent meals, Jackson, what takes
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  Speaker 4: you back.
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  Speaker 7: For months?
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  Speaker 5: With cream?
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  Speaker 1: Mince and cream?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay? And what what do you eat there with?
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  Speaker 9: Just have it have it on a s.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, just put a little bit of creamy. It's an
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  Speaker 1: unusual combination, isn't that? Yeah, I'm trying to think all things.
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  Speaker 7: Would be covered with cream?
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  Speaker 4: Did you just grab the first two things he saw
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  Speaker 4: in the fridge?
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  Speaker 7: No, I think it was like one of his Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: he did quite a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, oh, well, very unusual. Once and cream. Then gonna
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  Speaker 1: like you to try that tonight and they report back tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe maybe you were dead. Was the pioneer of
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  Speaker 4: what would eventually become Vince and Cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Well, true, he's castrolling that sour cream wor Oh, yes,
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  Speaker 2: that's I guess.
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  Speaker 4: You're right to put sour cream on nacho's.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, is cheesy with me? But you're right.
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  Speaker 1: We're starting. We're judging. We are we to judge? She's
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  Speaker 1: onto something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. The hits that Jonavan Ben podcast.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: Just can't avoid the American election. It's the biggest news
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  Speaker 1: story in the world right now. Trump, Harris, one of
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: them will be presidents by all accounts, in some stage
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  Speaker 1: over this.
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  Speaker 4: you doing?
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  Speaker 10: Guys?
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  Speaker 1: We're doing all right now? Where about to you? Right now?
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  Speaker 11: I am standing outside Howard University Washington, d C. This
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  Speaker 11: is Karmela Harris's alma matter and it's where she's going
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  Speaker 11: to be having her election night party tonight. I say party,
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  Speaker 11: but I've been at these things before when they have
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  Speaker 11: not been celebration. So we will wait and see how
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  Speaker 11: things turn out.
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  Speaker 4: Different from the New Zealand general election, we're usually standing
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  Speaker 4: outside the R, A and T.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, exactly, massively different vibe. I would say. One
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  Speaker 11: observation I have, and this is really profound, there's probably
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  Speaker 11: a slightly higher level of security here. I mean I
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  Speaker 11: haven't done all of the numbers, but services locked off
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  Speaker 11: about five square kilometers and you've got every bullet proof
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  Speaker 11: beast and Schneiper set up and all that kind of
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  Speaker 11: thing is they they wait for her to appear.
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  Speaker 5: So what of the.
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  Speaker 3: Odds are you giving your congratulatory or commiseration commiseration.
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  Speaker 4: Finish a quick.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, So what are we thinking because everyone says
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  Speaker 1: it's very very close, any indication of which way it's
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  Speaker 1: going to go?
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  Speaker 11: Okay, there's my fourth one of these right and the
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  Speaker 11: poles have never been closer than they are right now.
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  Speaker 11: And I think anyone who can speak with confidence is
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  Speaker 11: just like basing you like, I just don't think anyone
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  Speaker 11: can really have any confidence at the moment. What I
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  Speaker 11: would say, and I think this is really interesting, is
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  Speaker 11: that there's a huge gender split right now. So women
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  Speaker 11: massively favor Kamala Harris. Men massively favored Donald Trump, and
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  Speaker 11: that split is bigger than it's ever been in modern
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  Speaker 11: US elections. Now, who's more likely to vote? Women or men?
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  Speaker 11: I reckon women are more likely to vote, even though
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  Speaker 11: Donald Trump often defies conventional political wisdom. I would look
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  Speaker 11: at those numbers and say, maybe that bodes well for
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  Speaker 11: Kamala Harris, But honestly it's a coin flip.
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  Speaker 4: Have you asked any of the politicians the big questions?
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  Speaker 4: You know, the price of a block of cheese? I
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  Speaker 4: notice they don't cover that.
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  Speaker 1: In that in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: How much you pay for a cage you cold week.
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  Speaker 11: What I'll do is if I do get a question
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  Speaker 11: to Kamala Harrison, even if you've either been confirmed as
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  Speaker 11: winning the presidency or losing it, the first question I'll
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  Speaker 11: ask is what do you think of New Zealand's That's the.
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  Speaker 4: Question we want that.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: We want to know that every celebrity ever because it
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: was interesting. I went and visited family a couple of
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: months ago in America and just talking to the people
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: on the street because obviously we see a lot of
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Trump here, and we see his gaffs and we see
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: what the outrageous things he says. But talking to a
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: few people, and not everyone, but some of them were like,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: my bank accountsil better when Trump was then, I had
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: more money, Peter was cheaper. That's the way a lot
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: of them felt on the ground, which made me go, oh.
• 15:14
  Speaker 11: I also think it's very easy for us to ridicule
• 15:16
  Speaker 11: Donald Trump and like to parody and stuff, and obviously
• 15:19
  Speaker 11: he sees some pretty outrageous things. He's not what you
• 15:21
  Speaker 11: would describe as a conventional politician. But you know, I
• 15:23
  Speaker 11: was speaking to a friend the other day, super well
• 15:26
  Speaker 11: educated is a Donald Trump supporter, and I was like,
• 15:28
  Speaker 11: what is it, And he's like, Donald Trump didn't start
• 15:30
  Speaker 11: any wars. Honestly, the world was a more peaceful place
• 15:33
  Speaker 11: when Donald Trump was in charge, maybe because he was
• 15:36
  Speaker 11: a little bit unpredictable and so other countries didn't want
• 15:38
  Speaker 11: to try anything off. Yeah, And I was like, well, honestly, yeah,
• 15:44
  Speaker 11: it's true that the world probably had sightly less conflict
• 15:46
  Speaker 11: when Donald Trump wasn't charge.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: What's worth a politician starting conflict or one that's like
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: going and hanging out with Vladimir Putin and don't Yeah.
• 15:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's kind of picky poison on that front, isn't it.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 15:59
  Speaker 11: I mean it's it's funny like for voters here. This
• 16:02
  Speaker 11: is one of the big questions to what extent does
• 16:05
  Speaker 11: an individual's character matter when they're running for president, Because
• 16:09
  Speaker 11: I think heaps of Trump supporters would say, like, yeah,
• 16:11
  Speaker 11: I don't love that he's friendly with Vladimir Putin. Yeah,
• 16:14
  Speaker 11: I don't love that he's been married three times, he's
• 16:16
  Speaker 11: got all of these accusations. I don't like that he's
• 16:18
  Speaker 11: a convicted felon. However, I actually liked his leadership. And
• 16:23
  Speaker 11: maybe the fact that he has, you know, probably seventy
• 16:26
  Speaker 11: seventy five million people voting for him tells us that
• 16:29
  Speaker 11: the way they've been doing things for decades here actually
• 16:32
  Speaker 11: isn't working for people. Maybe there is something kind of
• 16:34
  Speaker 11: deeper in that.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I got Jack Tame with us live from Washington, DC.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: That felt flash saying that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 11: Did I Yeah, Washington, if you ever heard of it.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: It's good. Now, what's the most American thing you've seen
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: while you've been over there, like a bull eagle and
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: a leather stars and strikes, vist riding a Harley or something.
• 16:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah, good question, No, it was. It's probably a meal.
• 16:53
  Speaker 11: My cameermon yesterday had a Philly cheese steak, which is
• 16:57
  Speaker 11: because we're in Philadelphia last night for Kamala Harris's last
• 16:59
  Speaker 11: round and like that is it is like it's like
• 17:02
  Speaker 11: boll cancer for lunch, you know what I mean, look
• 17:06
  Speaker 11: at it. I don't know if you should eat that, man.
• 17:09
  Speaker 11: I feel like that's going to take like three months
• 17:12
  Speaker 11: off your life.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: You know, Jack, thank you so much for your time.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: We really do appreciate it all the best over there.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: And when are you expecting a winner? Jack, New Zealand time?
• 17:21
  Speaker 11: Honestly, like in three days? Oh really really could take
• 17:26
  Speaker 11: could tell? I mean that's what how long it took
• 17:28
  Speaker 11: last time? It was Sunday morning our time. Wouldn't surprise
• 17:31
  Speaker 11: me if it took that long this time as well.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Say Tamla Wins, what do you think Trump's reaction is
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: going to be.
• 17:37
  Speaker 11: I think he's immediately going to suggest that the election
• 17:39
  Speaker 11: was ragged and stolen, and you're going to have teens
• 17:41
  Speaker 11: of millions of people who think it was and I
• 17:43
  Speaker 11: think it's going to be a disaster.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, forward to.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: On that cheery note, lovely talking to you. We appreciate
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: your time. Thanks so much, man, Thank you guys, Jack same.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: The US election will be taking based about four o'clock
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: New Zealand time. I think we'll get some results.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: The hits that John and beIN podcasts.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: And now Megan loves to make things from scratch. You
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: really go one extra step.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: It's really I keep telling you it's not that difficult.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: It feels like it's a lot more work because.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: You're may see the one that you're about to make
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: fun of me. It's really not that difficult.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: We should give you a history though. You make homemade pasta,
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Like does your pasta taste any bitter than my waddies Spaghetian?
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: It's so good homemade time wise, how much labor are
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: you putting.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Into the past is a lot, and like I use
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: dried pasta as well. It's just if I'm feeling like, yeah, people.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Over, I get it. But you're now you're making what
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: yogat right.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Jesus, you know who else is making yogat fresh and fruit.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: They're doing a great job of it.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: So what I tried to do was make coconut yogurt
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: because you know that that's so expensive in the supermarket.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm sure I can do this myself.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: It's so John, I stopped rolling your eyes. It's so easy.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Coconut cream in a can. Yeah, can two scoops of
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: yogurt that you've had using other yogurt.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: To make babies for the new yogurt.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got the pre bridles for the bacteria. I
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: don't know whatever it is in it.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Chuck two tableswims that in and put some sugar or
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: whatever you want to flavor it. Put it in a
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: little warm bath for twelve hours, and you've got coconut yogurt.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Now here's my issue. Why is the yogurt barth taking
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: up the use of the bath for Hey, cav so
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: you came bath tonight the yogurt was making at I
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: had a four mummy of a cabin in the know.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Just give the yogurt twelve wells a twelve well bath.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: No, it's not going in the bath. That's going in
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: ah bath warm.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, see take out the entire bath.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: No, because the bacteria needs the warmth to grow or whatever.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I do remember my dad speak of things, making things
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: in the bath.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: For a while.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm going to brew my own beer.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Oh God, love the bar, and so we need to
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: clean all the bows, Like you're gonna help me. I
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: couldn't drink it at the beer, but I was like
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: cleaning the bottles in the bath, and all sorts of
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: them made beer and put it in the garage. I
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: think some exploded, some ended up drinking, leaned up drinking,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: and I remember I'm tasting. It was a big moment.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: He was like.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: You could tell. He was like, not as good as
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: the stuff I just buy from the shop, and all
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: that work had gone into it. I have met people
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: since they brew their own beer and there it is incredible.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: But for him, I think, first try, He's like I
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: just swept down there. Sure it's to get a dozen
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: from super lices.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Sure it's at a long.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Broach to brewing your first probably doing a back up
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: job or corona and things like that.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: So this is yeah, we'll check this open shell. We
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: had hits four for eight seven. What are you making?
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: From scratch doesn't necessarily have to be food or beverage could.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Be necessarily have to be any good either. No, you
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: tried to make it and you were like, no, never again.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Now you're making your own bloody wi fi was didn't
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: foil a golf club and I can't do editude? Yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: could do anything these days.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: That coconut yogurt is legit though.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: She was it good?
• 20:48
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: She did you hear her? Did you hear her food?
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: The other day? So she makes this overnight oats and
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: she's like, it's been sitting in the fridge for three days,
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: opened it and it went literally went generally when I'm eating,
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: I don't like my food to be making sounder fixed.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah it fizzed. Hey, but I was fine. I ate it.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I'm fine, I measure. That's what like when the astronauts
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: come back from space and they opened up the ketch.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: There we go. That's what it sounded like. All right,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: oh and that's more for it, Siven, what are you
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: making from scratches? Me can see it doesn't have to
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: be any good, But we'd love to hear what you're
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: spending good time on the heads.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: That JOHNA and Ben podcast.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Can well, you can show you what you're doing from
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: scratch amongst many things.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Mate, I've just made coconut yogurt from scratch. But it
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: was like really easy. Add little two scoops of whatever
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: yoga you're rocking at the moment it's got the bugs
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: in it, and then you put it with a can
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: of coconut cream, give it a little milk bath, I
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: mean I water, a hot water bath, and then you've
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: got yogurt.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: We used to have a yogurt maker.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: You can put it in there.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a little soila thing. I think one year when
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I was writing ads, they had just an abundance of
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: them at work. They're like take a whole lot, like
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: take heaps, and so it was the manner and my
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: wife and I was the yogurt Christmas for the family.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Yog I don't know any of the yogurt Christmas of everyone.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: The yogurt Baca does have gotten free from work.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: We all like opened them together.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, We're like, hey, we thought this has been a
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: great idea for you. I't like, oh yeah, but did
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: you make your own yoga? Like a couple of times
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: made the little podles. It was okay, it was okay.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: But yeah, you know, play fresh and fruity, even anchor.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: These guys have done a bang up job of producing
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: yogurt over the years.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I must get some sort of sick joy out of
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: like just making it myself.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: You would have been good in the colonial days, wouldn't.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: You would have been fantas even with your top on today,
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: you would have been.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I was literally was like, I wonder how long it's
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: going to take? About an hour and a half, two hours?
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: But doily toss colonial to just made that from scratch
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: as well to small? What time did you shift at motors?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Alright, let's go to the phones.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: What are you making from scratch? Good morning, Joe?
• 23:10
  Speaker 10: Hello, how are you?
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: We're doing well?
• 23:12
  Speaker 12: Mate?
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: How are you going?
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah? Not too bad. I'm bitter than I was. What
• 23:20
  Speaker 10: happened hospital? I had an operation?
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Operation? Joe?
• 23:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, I don't need to tell you where you Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Stay, we're not ask you what you made. You did
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: your operation from scratch, that's what we want to know.
• 23:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I may mostly once and I put lots of
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: seeds and flet seeds. I thought I'll put the man
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: lots of seeds and stuff made me.
• 23:52
  Speaker 12: That's not what you too much.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Do?
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: I gave it to my mum, did she.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: She's stomach k oh, Joe overdosed on the seeds and
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: the musually.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Joe call, We're gonna holok you up to Gladiator too.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: It's a new movie and cinema's no been of fourteen,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: So enjoy that. We're gonna give you some movie tickets
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: the Gladiator, Gladiator too.
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: Oh it'll be awesome.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Enjoy.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I have a great day.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Great texts coming through, Yeah, great teas coming through. I
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: make my own rum on four seven. I've currently got
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: a two hundred liter barrel aging that feels like it
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: will take.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Up a lot of garage for years now.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: Two.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I pickle everything from scratch onions, pickles, et cetera.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: That's about to be fair, everything from scratch. There's I
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: was reading an article about a guy and the check Republic.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: You're just talking about the check Republic. Built his own
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: plane from scratch, that is daily twenty four minutes was
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: as commute to work at the local. Right made a plane,
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: made a plane, and his shaved seven minutes off as
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: commute time.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Does it look like a plane, Yeah, it looks you know,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: it looks like a plane.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: It looked like a plane you'd get into.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: No lands on the road and then just picks it
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: up and rolls it into the work carper seven minutes
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: a day. It's saving them. Calls them full red.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Really the cops are not like, no one's pulled. Has
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: he got a license?
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: I reckon they're fast and lucid. The laws in the
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Czech Republic aren't.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: They's the johonaan Ben podcast.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Talking about what you make from scratch. Megan attempting yogurt
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: from scratch.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I still think it's super easy and you should try it.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound overly complicated.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: No, And most of the things that you always tease
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: me for this, most of the things are making it
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: pretty easy.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: It's just I find it fun.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Let's go, And who are we too? Who are we
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: to mock your phone? Well, we're two hosts on a
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: radio show that work with you that just try and
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: get a bit of content down.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Cottage cheese bread you like, Yeah, it's nice make bred
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: out of cottage cheese, John, I think you're away breed out.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have known it was made out of Cheese's
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: very dense and seedy, but it was, but it was nice.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: It'll work out for your jaw.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: I do like it when you Some people are like,
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: you give me three days some flour, salt and water,
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: and I will give you something you could buy for
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: two dollars in the supermarket. But I guess it's the
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Stu the journey. Now we've got Marco with us on
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: the phone. We're talking about what you've made from scratch.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: This is an incredible story that you've texted Marco, so
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: I'm dying to know more on what was it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: It was a Homelck valve to close off a hole
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: to make a valve and a hole in the chest
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: so that the lung doesn't collapse.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: So you've done this on the spot. And what scenario
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: you having to make a Heimlich valve from scratch?
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: Well, early morning I just started work. I was a
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: motorcycle Medican Bangkok and we got a call for a
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: shooting and the guy being shot in the chest three times,
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: some gang related activity. And when I got there, we
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: could see that he was having difficulty breathing. So I
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: had a valve, a proper vow on me and I
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: put it on, but it didn't seem to work, so
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: I the other two holes you seal off completely. So
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: I unsealed one of them and made because I couldn't
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: reuse the old valve, and I closed off the old
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: valve and made one out of duct tape and a
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: piece of semi rigid plastic so that air could come
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: out but not back in again, and that would reinflate
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: the lung theory.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: See to do this on the spot, obviously you've had
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: extensive training. But what is it like you saved this
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: person's life.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: I'm gathering, Uh, well, that's debatable whether it saved his
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: life or not, but yeah, it certainly helps him and
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: he survived. So yeah, what's it like saying?
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: What is it like saving your life? What is it feeling?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Surreal?
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: I imagine when you're working, it's just part of the job,
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: and yeah you feel good, so yeah it's yeah, yeah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: of course it feels good.
• 28:24
  Speaker 12: Yeah, Mark, is just.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Like it's all other day's work.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Is it like when I talk right up until when
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: the singing starts in the song, You're like.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's just when you make so much cooking
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: that making yogurt's just normal.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, coconut shame.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Mark. You might not appreciate this but being you showing
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: what it's like. This is life or death as well.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: When I'm like talking up here and I'm like, it's
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: you know, it's not the heads you start talking. I
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: screwed it up there, guys. And then then I'm talking now,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Mark at the post there we go. Not quite the
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: same as what your cool story. Actually it's all I
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: got my job.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you so much for your cool Marko.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: That's an incredible.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Date.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: A load of good texts coming through. Tell to what
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: people are making from scratch. I make my own recotta cheese.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: It's Danny Elera, our friend from the Quist Hotel in.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: The hits the jonaan Ben podcast.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Very hard to avoid. The US election that's going on today.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: It's the biggest news story in the world. So will
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: it be Trump? Will it be Harris? We'll find out
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: some of the results come through later in the day
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: and potentially across the next couple of days, we find
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: out who the next president is going to be in America, and.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Obviously the show is strive for the best. We tried
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: to get Harris and Trump on the program, quite busy
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: politely declined the request. So then we went to tear
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: below and got the best impersonators. We reached out to them.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately Harris again politely, but the number world's number one
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: leading Donald Trump personator, John de de Minkio. Uh, he said, hey, yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I'll do it. We talked Tom, it's a god that
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: makes the living dressing up and making fun of Donald Trump.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: It doesn't bang up impression of him. Yeah, he getsn't
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: quite deep, doesn't he like? It's like we're almost talking
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: to the real Donald Trump. But it's not.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: It's not.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I remember, it's not here comedy jokes.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, here's John here.
• 30:19
  Speaker 12: You going, Well, I'm absolutely fantastic. I'm gonna win. It's
• 30:23
  Speaker 12: gonna be incredible.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: This is it now, Thank you so much for taking time.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: I messed. It's a pretty busy day today.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: It's incredibly busy because I'm so fantastic.
• 30:32
  Speaker 12: I'm going it's really gonna be amazing. I have to
• 30:35
  Speaker 12: tell you, I'm doing so many amazing things.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: But you know the problem is they're eating the cats,
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: they're eating the dogs.
• 30:42
  Speaker 12: They're eating they're eating the geese too.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: But I don't mind them because they poop all over
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: my golf courses.
• 30:47
  Speaker 12: So you can have a Geese cafe.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: What happens though, if if you don't want like, well,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: that won't happen because if it doesn't happen, that.
• 30:55
  Speaker 12: Means the cheating. That means you're cheating. We're gonna stop
• 30:58
  Speaker 12: the stale this deal.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: I want certain places to stop counting and other places
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: to keep counting.
• 31:04
  Speaker 12: That's what we're gonna do.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: What do you think you're doing? The beast at the moment, Donald.
• 31:08
  Speaker 12: Say that one more time? That one more time?
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: Were action as I wish you people spoke English. I
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: have to translate everything you're saying. Everything you're saying. But
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: by the way, I just want to say, I love love,
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: love New Zealand.
• 31:24
  Speaker 12: I love New Zealand.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: I love anything new. I love anything new. If you
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: were just Zealand, I probably wouldn't be on the radio.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: If you were.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I was asking, do they love you the most?
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, in America they love me. Well, they hate me
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: in New York, but they love me.
• 31:38
  Speaker 12: They hate me in.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: California, but they love me. But of course they love
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: me in the flyover states because the Democrats ignore the
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: flyover states. I go to Iowa, I go to Iowa,
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: I go to Kansas, I go to all the places
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: where there's twisters. I love tornadoes and mobile homes.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Incredible Melania ready for another four years?
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Yes, she signed the pre nup. She says she's in.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: She says she's in. I get one kiss a year
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: and one country visit if I go to prison.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: If you want, are you gonna say you're find to
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Joe Barden? Is that something that's on your list? Oh? Oh,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Joe bid Come on, man, we're talking about.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: Can you believe this guy's president? Can you believe this
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: guy's president? He fought in the War of eighteen twelve.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: It's unbelievable. He is so old. His memories are in
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: blocking wood.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Somebody remanding about you. They can't believe you are president.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: What are you kidding me? My memories are in vivid color.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: I went almost come on, they love me. We did
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: The Apprentice. We did The Apprentice, the number one reality
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: show in the history of television, greatest ratings ever. We
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: had like a plus one hundred, We had a plus
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: one hundred.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: No, Kamala, are you worried?
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: No?
• 32:53
  Speaker 12: Why would I be worried about her? What does she
• 32:55
  Speaker 12: have going for?
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: She's an attorney, she was a district attorney.
• 33:00
  Speaker 12: She was a prosecuting attorney.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: She was the DA of San Francisco, and she was
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: the Attorney General of the state of California. She was
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: a US Senator, and she was Vice president. Other than that,
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: she's done nothing. The merchant, the merchandise, let's duck merch.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: No one knows merch the way I know merch. I
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: practically inveted merch. No one was doing merch before I
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: did merch. Trying to find a Richard Nixon hat or
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: a Reagan hat or anything I really redid me Listen,
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: the list is so long, but let's go. We got
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: the hats make America Great Again hats obviously, but for
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: this this campaign, I changed it. You know, as you know,
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: it's make America great again again.
• 33:45
  Speaker 12: So the new hats are Maga gog, Maga got. I
• 33:49
  Speaker 12: got the Maga dog hat.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: We really appreciate.
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: I'm saying, I'm got that busy. I had nothing to
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: do but campaign. I call it campaigning and complaining. I
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: call it camp planning. Thank you guys.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: It was an absolute pressure and it's gonna be here.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: We're gonna have a Trump slide if we could get
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: my people to vote five and six times. You're handing
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: up mustaches, fake key sunglasses. You know, Biden Hatch, we
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: got it all, we got it.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: That is John d. Domenico, the world's number one Trump impersonator.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: He's got his inflections and everything just bang on.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Right here is now that no one will be happy
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: that Trump's backing the news and John, Yes, baby.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Less than fifty days to go to Christmas already feels
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: like the end of the year. Someone was saying yesterday,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: what the emails are starting to come through, Let's circle
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: back and deal with this in the new year.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Well, circling radio six and November.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: It feels like it's way too soon for that, right.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: But like, have your weekends just filled up suddenly? Just
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: everything's filling out with the stuff.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a couple had been at the races yesterday and
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: we're having a conversation in the petrol station and and
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: they're like, well, there we go, We've done the races.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: This is the official time we check out. They check out.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: They've got social stuff now, don't expect much from them
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: productivity wise in the office.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: And then New Zealand, we really do check Out's talking
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: to someone who's from Scotland who comes to New Zealands,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: was living up with my mum. It's just like what happens,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: just shuts down for like week. You can't get a warrant,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: you can't get anything. What is this scuttring? It's just
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: like shot. Just turn off New Zealand, don't. Yeah, we'll
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: deal with that in a couple of weeks.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: A couple of weeks, especially in America because it's winter,
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: so they just do Christmas and then their back.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll circle back to you America, circle back.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: But this is a Christmas game that everyone can play.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: You can play right now, you can start right now.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: You've just got to try and avoid Mariah Carey's all
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I Want for Christmas, So not listening to it. And
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: if you get caught out, if you go somewhere and
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: it's playing, you are out of the game. When everyone's
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: out of the game, we can officially play the song
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: and we can start Christmas. We love the song, yeah,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: but it's just a fun little game. It's the most
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: iconic song, so we thought it'd be the hardest to avoid.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: You know, we need to clarify too, we're not spreading
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: anti hateful anti Christmas hate speech here.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: We love the song. We want to play the song.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: I don't find anyone that fizz this Christmas more than me.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: It's just like a little fun game to play.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: It is, but it becomes very difficult over time. It's
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: like kind of you know, when you bump into someone
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: you're not at the supermarket and you're like, God, I
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: hope I don't see them again for the remainder of
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: my shop. It's like avoiding that scenario. You know, it's
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: inevitably it's probably going to catch up with you, maybe
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: in the frozen section or something. So Janey's phone through
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: you're already out of the game.
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: Jane, Yes, I am mate.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: What happens to us through it?
• 36:40
  Speaker 13: I was scrolling through TikTok yesterday and the next minute
• 36:46
  Speaker 13: I scrolled up and there was Mariah.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: K All I want TikTok got Yeah, there's the thing.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: There's no warning is here on TikTok or Instagram will
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: just suddenly it's there.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: How doomscrolling last night too, I feel like it's.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Going to track me. I'm going to get caught on
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: that one. I really feel like it's going to happen
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: while you're out of the game. I'm sorry. It might
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: not be long to we're all out of the game though.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: It's all good, mate, that's all good.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I'll live.
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: This.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Thankes to get worried about this. Yeah, okay, you're right,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: you're right.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast cakes, you're.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Out of the game.
• 37:26
  Speaker 11: I am out of the game yesterday.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: I feel like.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: That's how I'm going to get out of the game too,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: just scrolling and you don't You're not going to get
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: any warning.
• 37:35
  Speaker 11: It's just going to pop up right totally, there's no
• 37:38
  Speaker 11: warning at all.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: I was like, damn, yeah to the Talk, got your
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: heart again. We spoke to him just moments ago to
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: he was a victim of the talk as well, so
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: he well appreciate your honesty. And as soon as we're
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: out of the game and also Median PJ. In the
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: afternoon here on the HTS, we'll start officially playing the
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: song on the station. But shall we circle back around
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: in January on that one, like planning good luck.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Guys with you, thank you strong your car now.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Maddy McClain joins us. A bit sweety we've got a
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: sweety hue on do we many fresh off the workout.
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, look, you know me. Guys are just shifting Tin day.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Leg day today. What are we working on? Pets tries?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're doing the lats.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Just random bloody marathon a couple of days ago.
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: Didn't you look, We're not here to talk about my herculean.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's all agreed. Maddy's physique outstanding. But you're a
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: huge fan of Mariah Carey and PJ signed you up
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: to this game without any of your knowledge.
• 38:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: I was away for one day, and now now I
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: find out, first of all that I can't listen to
• 38:50
  Speaker 8: my favorite Christmas song. I have to steer clear of
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: Mariah in general, which is very, very hard for a
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: gay man to do with Christmas. It's just it's like
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: a triple wheremy it's so cruel.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Well, you can just play the song and you're out
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: and then you can enjoy it. But I know how competed.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I've seen you on shows like that. You're very competitive.
• 39:11
  Speaker 8: And this is the thing, because that was my first
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: instinct was bugger. I'm just going to put myself out
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: on day one so that I can embrace Mariah the
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: way she's meant to be. Ye but my competitive thorough
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: I think will win out in the end because I
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: hate hate to lose.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it's a conflict. It's a confident now, Mara,
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: I'm just looking through. She's got some bangers, doesn't she.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: I'm taking some jamming hits, but I won't be playing
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: all I thank you?
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: Can I tell you? For about five years, always be
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: my baby was my alarm. It was what I woke
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: up to.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Oh do you hate it now?
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: No?
• 39:56
  Speaker 11: I love it. I love it such a good boot
• 39:59
  Speaker 11: every day I woke up the blessful Mega.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: You're like Mariah, it's a nice song.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: It was even when the brutal breakfast hours of TV.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: You're still working up to that.
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I truly was. It really put me in such
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: a good mood to start with it. I'm lying, of course.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Well many, okay, you're deven the game. Once we're all out,
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: you and Peage and the three of us will start
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: officially playing the song on the station.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: But good luck, no lying, Maddie.
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: Bring it on, Bring it on.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Someone's just texting four four eighty seven saying I work
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: in retail and I still haven't heard it. Plan on
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: going for as long as possible. The raah Gary Christmas
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Game will continue.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast play this audio.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Last week Your Grants was promoting a movie You've just
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: been having a look at the trailer for It looks good.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Here a tic.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: It's he's like a creepy dude and he invites two
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: younger girls into his house, but he sits up like amaze.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: They have to get out of the house.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: This is too gras.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: It's like a psychological thriller.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: And he's got that cheeky like cheekiness about him, but
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: he's creepy as well.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Is it a fun game or like the heavy fun?
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Looks like he's having a great time.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: He's not having a great time in real life. I
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: don't think so, because Hugh Ground has really slipped into
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: his grubby old man era. And I'm all about it
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: because it's quite it's quite funny.
• 41:17
  Speaker 13: Listen to this one enormous pet peeve. That's all I do.
• 41:21
  Speaker 13: I walk around the streets peeving. I don't like people
• 41:23
  Speaker 13: walking slowly. I don't like people with backpacks. I don't
• 41:26
  Speaker 13: like people with backpacks on their front. I don't like
• 41:28
  Speaker 13: people with backpacks and water bottles. I don't like water bottles.
• 41:32
  Speaker 13: What's the whole water bottle thing? Why do my children
• 41:34
  Speaker 13: have to go to school with the water? They have
• 41:35
  Speaker 13: to cart water across London? What's wrong with a drinking fountain?
• 41:38
  Speaker 13: I mean, don't get me started. Or I don't like
• 41:40
  Speaker 13: leaf blowers? Who works with no people working on?
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Just keep going, just going.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I think he's still talking about things that, dear, I
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: know you've been deering about even as grumpiness.
• 41:49
  Speaker 12: You're right.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: But when it comes to walking, I'm a big fan
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: of walking. My family asked my family. They get frustrated
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: because I'm like, it's just a two Q walk and
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: they're like, it's a two K walk. I'm like, I'll
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: make them walk everywhere.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Even when we were on the Never Have You Ever Tour,
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, so I'd find a restaurant and
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Ben would be like, it's fifteen minutes walk.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: It was walk. I feel like I get we sit
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: down a lot of the day, so I'm like, any
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: chance I get to walk, I'm all about.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Half an hour out of my evening just to get
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: there and back.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: But I'm like, you, I want to arrive at dinner swifty,
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: do you and your shoes look wildly different.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: But I get frustrated where other people like you grunt, slow,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: slow me down when I'm walking. Now I walk the dog.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: It's a big bug beer of mine as well. The
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: rest of the family like, oh, he's too big, you
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: can't do it. I've got stuff on, so I have
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: to walk the dog.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: La, you don't walk the dog.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: You're on with the dog. I'm like, good, do it.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I've got half an hour for forty minutes, I'm walking
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: the dog. But the dog, being the dog, it's like
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: he's got a p ninety seven times he wants the
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: sniff this thing he wants, and I get it. It's
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: his time out of the house. But I'm like, mate,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: we're on a walk. He stops, he said enough, and
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we're still away from carry with Megan coming
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: back from the restaurant. I love it. I'm not walking anymore.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: So I was like, get frustrated. And I always talk
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: about to the family about my frustration about how the
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: dog's slow and I just want to walk, and they're like, yeah, whatever,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: they don't really care. But then in the weekend my
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: wife was like, shall we go on a walk? Shall
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: we go out on like and go on, and actually
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: there was a few tracks and sort of you know,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: little bushwalk things that yeah, And I was like that
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: sounds great, and I was thinking, this is great. We
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: haven't got the dog and take the dog to the
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: cereal like we're just going to keep going. But my wife,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: she's a teacher, and every sign that you come along
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: and it could be talking about the coldy trees, it
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: could be talking about bunkers from.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Doesn't read the signs sign reader.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: She's like, isn't this fascinating? This is a bunk of
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: a book. I'm like, I just want to walk.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: This is an old cupboard.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: She's reading. She's like taking photos for school because she
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: wants to talk the volcanic soil here is. I'm like,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I don't care. It's like this is our walking time.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: I always wondered who stops and reads all?
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: No one else does.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Eighty five year olds to as well, people who just
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: need to fill in valuable minutes in their day.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm yeah, so I'm with you, Q Grant.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Now it's just just just walk, just forgot.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: To walk, and maybe on the street too. You need
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: like a slow lane, bast lane and a bin Bois Lane,
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: which
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Is just step going, just going to stick guard, not
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: stop it.