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Ian Furness 10/8 H3: Brandon Funston, talkbacks, texts, Fact or Ficton and Urinal talk with Softy! · The Ian Furness Show

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  Speaker 5: Alisa.
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  Speaker 2: looking in the eyes of DeMond Williams.
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  Speaker 4: So dramatic.
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  Speaker 2: He said that last week.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: He's a drama queen.
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  Speaker 2: What did you see? One of the notes from baseball
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  Speaker 2: They're up to something. I don't like it. No, it's fine.
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  Speaker 2: All righty, here we go. It is time to check
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  Speaker 2: in with the man himself. It is Funston. It is
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  Speaker 2: game night, Thursday night football. You got a little, probably
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  Speaker 2: at least, I mean, a lot of CD lambs, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of Dak Prescott's, a lot of George Pickens, Brandon Aubrey,
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  Speaker 2: all that. And maybe Jalen Daniels, who knows? How are you, sir?
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing good. Rehydrated after a weekend at Wazoo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How was parents weekend, buddy?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I had to add I had some penicillin just
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  Speaker 6: after walking through my son's fraternity.
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  Speaker 5: I felt like that was necessary.
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  Speaker 2: Which fraternity is he in?
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  Speaker 5: Pi Caps.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They looked like they were all sort of the same.
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  Speaker 6: All the sororities are pristine and all the frats are whoo.
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  Speaker 2: That's... 100% accurate. And you know what the great thing is?
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  Speaker 2: They're all the same.
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  Speaker 5: For better or worse.
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  Speaker 2: For better.
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  Speaker 4: And it's the same at every school.
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  Speaker 2: And it is indeed. Well, glad you survived that, Funston.
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  Speaker 2: That's good. Good to have you back here. So that's
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  Speaker 2: There's no doubt about that.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get to it. We got a lot of phone calls,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of texts. We did have one bullseye, by
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  Speaker 2: the way, today on our texts.
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  Speaker 3: We had one.
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  Speaker 2: But we got a whole bunch of others that came
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  Speaker 2: in from the second half to the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get to those in a minute. But first, This
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  Speaker 2: is a little worried about this today.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird.
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  Speaker 2: No Mike and Edmonds, so we're flipping the batting order.
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  Speaker 4: And this isn't like the phone lines filled up real
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  Speaker 4: fast and he didn't have a chance to call. He
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  Speaker 4: had a chance to call.
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  Speaker 2: But Mike, if you're listening, as soon as our first
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  Speaker 2: couple callers get us a call, 206-286-9595, 206-286, he knows
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  Speaker 2: the number. So that means we bump up as a
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  Speaker 2: leadoff spot today. Ricky in Tacoma. What's up, Ricky?
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  Speaker 7: Hey.
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  Speaker 8: How's it going, ladies and gentlemen? Leading off from the
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  Speaker 8: Ichiro today? Yeah, you're Ichiro.
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  Speaker 5: All good, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: All good. All good. Yeah, big pressure, though. Big pressure
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  Speaker 2: leading off, filling in for Mike. So fire away. What
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  Speaker 2: do you got? That's right. All right, Brandon.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm in a quarterback crunch here. I have Jacoby
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  Speaker 8: Brissett or J. Den Daniels for Washington in a half-point PPR.
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  Speaker 8: Which one would you choose there?
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  Speaker 5: That's a tough one, man. I got them. So I
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  Speaker 5: have them.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just counting where at 12, 11, 10. So I
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  Speaker 6: have Brissette nine and Jaden Daniels eight. If you want
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  Speaker 6: to play it safe, I honestly think Brissette is the
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  Speaker 6: safer play. I think he has, Daniels has a little
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  Speaker 6: bit higher ceiling because of the rushing, but Brissette's playing
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  Speaker 6: against the Detroit lions who have been absolutely awful. They're
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  Speaker 6: by far giving up the most passing points in fantasy.
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  Speaker 6: So like, I feel like there's a guaranteed serviceable day
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  Speaker 6: for Brissette. If you want to like, get out of
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  Speaker 6: the business of worrying about Daniel's like falling down and dislocating.
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  Speaker 5: His elbow again, then you can go over set. But I,
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  Speaker 5: I do think Dan just has a little higher ceiling.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Ricky. Thank you. Next up. He's a batting
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  Speaker 2: second today. We've moved him up in the order. Let's
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  Speaker 2: see how it's going for Robin Burian.
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  Speaker 8: This is what winning feels like.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Two in a row.
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  Speaker 5: Winning two in a row. You have to second in
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  Speaker 5: the batting order. Things are going well. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Funston, I don't know what's going on here. No Mike
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  Speaker 2: in Edmonds. This guy's in second. He's got two straight wins.
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  Speaker 2: What is the world coming to?
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Rob.
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  Speaker 2: Fill us in. What do you got? Let's keep it rolling, baby.
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  Speaker 8: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Jordan Love or Lamar Jackson?
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  Speaker 6: I think this one's going to get taken care of
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  Speaker 6: for you. I like Jordan Love against Chicago, and I
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  Speaker 6: just don't think Lamar Jackson's going to play everything. Sounds
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  Speaker 6: like he's probably going to miss this one. It's going
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  Speaker 6: to be Tyrone Huntley behind center for the Ravens.
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  Speaker 5: So go with Jordan Love.
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  Speaker 2: All right, there you go, Jordan Love. Congrats, Rob. Again,
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  Speaker 2: the world we're living in right now, it's a little
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  Speaker 2: scary to me. I'm a little terrified, Funston. I'm a
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  Speaker 2: little terrified. He's here, ladies and gentlemen. He's batting third today,
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  Speaker 2: not leadoff, but that's okay. Mike and Edmonds, you're up next.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on, buddy? I hope you're okay. We were
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  Speaker 2: worried about you first. When our regulars are not here...
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  Speaker 2: I get worried. And I think Jessamyn's heading to the
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  Speaker 2: airport to fly to Utah. She's listening. We get worried
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  Speaker 2: about these folks, Ashley.
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  Speaker 4: I was worried about Mike, and I've only been doing
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  Speaker 4: this for three weeks. I was like, he had plenty
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  Speaker 4: of time. I hope he's okay.
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  Speaker 3: Mike.
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  Speaker 6: He needs to pad his RBI numbers. He's figured out
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  Speaker 6: a way to drop down the order.
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  Speaker 5: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to let those two guys hit leadoff, get
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  Speaker 2: on base, and I'll get an RBI or two here. So, Mike,
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  Speaker 2: fire away. What do you got for Funston?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: Thanks, Ricky, for that leadoff.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
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  Speaker 9: Full PPR. I need to choose between Emmanuel Wilson, Parnell Tate,
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  Speaker 9: or the premier back formerly known as O'Marion Hampton. And
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  Speaker 9: thanks for doing this.
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  Speaker 5: He just won, huh?
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  Speaker 6: I think I'm going to go with Emmanuel Wilson. Helani
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  Speaker 6: is a little banged up. I mean, he, you know,
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  Speaker 6: Wilson's look good. He caught a few passes. I think
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  Speaker 6: they're going to have to lean into throwing the ball
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  Speaker 6: to him a little bit more this week as well.
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  Speaker 6: We'll see where Helani's at, but I still like Wilson.
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  Speaker 6: Slightly above Cardinal Tate, had a big week, has a
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  Speaker 6: little tougher matchup this week against Houston, although they've given
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  Speaker 6: up a lot so far, but they do have some
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  Speaker 6: talented corners, and I have a feeling they might be
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  Speaker 6: able to shut down that time.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect. Mike, good to hear you. We'll see how this
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  Speaker 2: works out for everybody. If Rob wins again, Ricky wins,
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  Speaker 2: and Mike wins, and we'll... We may have to keep–
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  Speaker 2: it's like a batting order, right?
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we got the iPad out just like Jerry does,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and away we go. Steven and Sultan, you're
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  Speaker 2: the miracle quarterback.
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  Speaker 11: Seems how three of the ones I've had this year
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  Speaker 11: are injured. Persec, Rogers, Daniels, Bagent, the Predator, or Daniel Jones.
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  Speaker 11: Or I can pick up Pennix if I need to.
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  Speaker 5: I assume you're talking about Jalen Daniels from Tampa.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, the one-armed bandit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mentioned it right off the top.
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  Speaker 6: Jacoby Brissett, in my top 10 this week, the matchup
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  Speaker 6: is juicy. It's a 54.5 point total. It's the highest
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  Speaker 6: on the board this week in Vegas for that game.
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  Speaker 6: So it should be a shootout.
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  Speaker 5: Go with Brissett.
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  Speaker 2: Steven, stay with me for a second. Where do you have–
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  Speaker 2: because I think it's an interesting question because he did
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  Speaker 2: bring up this name. Where do you have Pennix?
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  Speaker 5: I have Pennix. It looks like I have 22. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: They run the ball so much, right?
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  Speaker 5: They've averaged 38 rushes the two games that Pennix is back.
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  Speaker 6: And with Huntley at quarterback, that's probably a war of
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  Speaker 6: attrition game where they both, Derrick Henry and B.
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  Speaker 5: John Robinson, all day long.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect. All right, next up, we continue
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  Speaker 2: the Salton two-step. Derrick and Salton, you're next up. What's up, buddy?
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  Speaker 12: Hey, what's up, guys?
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  Speaker 13: Hi.
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  Speaker 12: I got about half my team out with a hamstring injury,
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  Speaker 12: so this is getting tough.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's hurt, buddy. All right, what do you got?
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  Speaker 12: Okay, so I just need you to rank these four
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  Speaker 12: in PPR format, please. Omari Hampton, who has not been great.
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  Speaker 12: What is his name? Devon Vele, Chris Godwin, and Will Shipley.
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  Speaker 5: I think I would go Hampton, Vele, Shipley, and Godwin.
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  Speaker 6: Shipley is going to get a lot of touches but
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  Speaker 6: it's against jacksonville about as tough as it gets against
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  Speaker 6: running backs and philly is just a complete mess right
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  Speaker 6: now mash unit they lost multiple offensive linemen this week
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  Speaker 6: good ones so um so i would rank him higher
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  Speaker 6: because he'd get volume but i don't think he's going
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  Speaker 6: to do anything against jacksonville.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect and davante's out too right.
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  Speaker 6: Yes well i mean not officially but i i think
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  Speaker 6: everybody expects him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah dnp okay perfect uh let's see we got chris
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  Speaker 2: and beer in second to last call we're gonna go
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  Speaker 2: to tex in a minute chris what do you got Good.
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  Speaker 12: Afternoon, gentlemen.
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  Speaker 7: Just a quick word of advice. Never, ever eat clearance-out salad.
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  Speaker 7: All right. Two quick questions. Is Jeremiah Love going to play?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he's going to play.
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  Speaker 6: He did develop an ankle injury, which is not the
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  Speaker 6: high ankle sprain he had coming in. But from everything
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  Speaker 6: I'm reading, he probably will play. But expect a little
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  Speaker 6: bit more Tyler Alger like last week.
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  Speaker 7: Well, that still helps me, though. Thank you. And then Flex,
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  Speaker 7: full-point PPR. Luther Burden III, Justin Jefferson, if he plays,
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  Speaker 7: Galen Waddell, DK Metcalf, or our favorite, Emmanuel Wilson.
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  Speaker 5: You only need one?
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  Speaker 7: I only need one.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and go with Justin Jefferson.
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  Speaker 6: He's from Louisiana. He says he's going to play. We
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  Speaker 6: haven't seen him and Kyler really work a full game
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  Speaker 6: together yet, so I've got him down a little bit,
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  Speaker 6: but Down a little bit means, like, number 10 or
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  Speaker 6: 11 on my wide receiver list.
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  Speaker 12: Perfect.
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  Speaker 5: Which puts him higher than everybody else there. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect. Final call goes to Jeff in Seattle. I think
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  Speaker 2: a newcomer to the little group here. What do you got, Jeff? Hey,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for taking my call.
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  Speaker 12: I figured the YouTube chat needed a little representation in here.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 12: First off, thank you to Funston and The Athletic. I'm undefeated.
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  Speaker 12: I used the resource kit on The Athletic. Membership's already
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  Speaker 12: worth it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. Fun to save that. We'll send
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  Speaker 2: you the air check. You can send that to your bosses.
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  Speaker 12: So I need a wide receiver filling this week. I
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  Speaker 12: have Metcalf, Valet, or Boston.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to go with Metcalf.
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  Speaker 6: It's a good matchup against Indy, and Mike McCarthy has
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  Speaker 6: brought vertical shots. I think Metcalf is second in the
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  Speaker 6: league in pass attempts of 20-plus yards to him, so
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  Speaker 6: Always a big play potential there.
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  Speaker 5: I like the way he's looked the last couple weeks,
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  Speaker 5: so go with Metcalf. All right, perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Ashley hit the music, and as we always do, I'll
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  Speaker 2: take the first ones that came in right at high noon.
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  Speaker 2: Ashley will get the last few that came in that
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  Speaker 2: are still coming in at 49451 on the Tacoma Dodge
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  Speaker 2: text line. We had a bullseye. We had a bullseye.
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  Speaker 2: Gold medal goes to Jamie from Allen over there next
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  Speaker 2: to Lakeland Village. Love that golf course. Needs a starting
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  Speaker 2: running back. Do I use Harvey or B.
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  Speaker 9: Allen?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for doing this.
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  Speaker 6: If it's a PPR, I'm actually going to go Harvey,
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  Speaker 6: who is like, if it's not PPR, I'll go Braylon Allen.
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  Speaker 5: So that's as simple as I can put it for
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  Speaker 5: you there. There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Congrats, Jamie Bullseye, right at 12 o'clock. Amazing. Here come
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  Speaker 2: all the one second after 12 o'clock. You guys are
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  Speaker 2: just way late today. Disappointing.
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  Speaker 3: 4-2-5.
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  Speaker 2: I need three of these. Standard scoring. Emmanuel Wilson, Brian
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  Speaker 2: Robinson Jr., Emeka Abuka, Denzel Boston, Trey Tucker, Jalen Waddell.
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  Speaker 2: Needs three.
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  Speaker 6: Let's go Jalen Waddell, Wilson, and the third one.
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  Speaker 5: Which was.
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  Speaker 2: We've got Trey Tucker, Denzel Boston, Emeka Abuka.
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  Speaker 5: Denzel Boston.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. Who do I start at? Wide receiver.
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  Speaker 2: Pick two, please. George Pickens, Jamison Williams, Debo Samuel... Denzel Boston.
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  Speaker 5: Pickens and Jameson.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to have to go Jameson. Again, that's a
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  Speaker 6: huge matchup against Arizona.
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  Speaker 5: Lots of points.
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  Speaker 2: Full PPR need one. Again, we're one second after 12 o'clock. 12-0-0-0-1.
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  Speaker 2: Full PPR need one for a flex. Henderson from New England.
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  Speaker 2: Wilson from Seattle. Dalton Kincaid, Buffalo. Jay Myers from Jacksonville.
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  Speaker 2: And Bailey from New Orleans.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's between Henderson and Wilson.
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  Speaker 5: It's Wilson.
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  Speaker 6: If Ramondre Stevenson plays, he has a knee injury. If
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  Speaker 6: he's very iffy, if Stevenson's out.
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  Speaker 5: Then I'm going to go with Trayvon Henderson.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, perfect. PPR, Drake May or Jordan Love? Oh, God.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: Drake May did show some signs of life last week,
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: and he ran. He got like 50-some yards rushing, threw
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: some touchdown passes. Vegas this week, I'm going to go
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: with May. He's a little bit ahead of Love on
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: my list.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Fuston, we're moving on to two seconds after 12 o'clock today. Wow.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: So far down the line. Guys, I don't know what
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: the hell they were waiting for.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: God, they were asleep on the job.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, what the hell? Two seconds afternoon. Full PPR
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: need to waddle, burden the third or downs.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: I'll have to go with the first two, Waddle and Burden.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Is Jamar Chase going to play, and if not, should
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I play Parker Washington or Roman Wilson?
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: I would go with Parker Washington. Wilson looked great.
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: He only had like 18 or 19 routes. It's got
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: to make good with little usage. Jamar Chase would have
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: to clear concussion protocol in less than a week, which
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: is fairly rare. It doesn't happen very often, but If
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: he does play, you're playing Jamar Chase. If he doesn't,
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: you're playing Parker Washington. Roman Wilson on the Torrey Horton plan.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: You play a little bit, make, produce, but then leave again.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: That's exactly right.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: PPR need one. Amore in Hampton. Emmanuel Wilson.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: I can say wow.
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: I will go with Wilson because he's probably going to
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: get 20-plus touches, and right now it's a three-way playoff.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: pie split in for the chargers backfield right now.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Still a couple seconds after need ppr one denzel boston
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: mike evans michael wilson malik neighbors.
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: Evans wilson oh michael wilson and just need one yep
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: i have michael wilson one spot ahead of malik neighbors
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: michael wilson shifting at A ton of targets.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: It's the best matchup on paper against the Lions.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I do love it when you guys tell us your names,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: by the way. I'll just point that out. I haven't
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: said that for years. This is Aubrey from Ballard. Aubrey says,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: I have two full PPR. He probably needs two full PPR.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Jawan Johnson, Colson Loveland, or Barner at tight end? Okay,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: the first two.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Barner's out.
• 16:49
  Speaker 9: Sorry.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: And then Abuka, Cortland, or Brian Thomas for wide receiver?
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: How would you just rank them?
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: I'm going to play a hunch. Peyton taking over. Pat
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: Bryant out. I think Cortland Sutton finally has his game.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: So I'm going to go Sutton one, Ibuka two, and
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: I forget who the third one is.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Bryant-Thomas, yeah. Bryant-Thomas.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get you a couple more here before
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I toss it over to Ashley. Full PPR, need two. Judkins, Waddle, Burden, Boston.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Need two. Judkins, Waddle, Burden, Boston. Let's go Judkins and Waddle.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: I have one.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: DJ Moore or Mack Hollins, full PPR.
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, you're obviously going to go DJ Moore
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: if he plays, and he's another big question mark probably
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: going to come down to Sunday.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: So this one will be decided for you.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: If Moore plays, you're playing him.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: All right, Ashley, I turn it over to you.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: All right, we've got this from Kendrick Tipler of Renton.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Standard League, Goff or Prescott?
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: Ooh, that's my number two and number three. I have
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: Goff number two, Dak Prescott number.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Three, so.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: There you go. Jared Goff.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so, yeah, there you go. But easy choice either way, right?
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: PPR League need two. Burden, Adunze, Jamison Williams, Ramondre Stevenson.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Adunze, Jamison Williams, or Ramondre Stevenson. I'm going to go
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: Burden and Jamison Williams. Burden kind of got some nice
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: love from Tyson Badgett last week, and he's expected to
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: roll again.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: All right, from the 425, my team is broken. We
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: need three of the five standard scoring.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Rob's throwing emails in. Oh, that's not Rob.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Rob's having a good year. Rob's on a heater, man. Yeah,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Rob's doing well. Rob's on a heater.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: This guy got Rob's bad luck. He needs three of
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: the five in a standard scoring league. Pollard, Keon Coleman,
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Trey Harris, Alvin Kamara, or Keenan Allen?
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: I like Pollard. I like Trey Harris. I don't think
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: Ladd McConkie is going to play. So who were the
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: last two there?
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Alvin Kamara, Keenan Allen.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go with Keyon Coleman. Let's just roll
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: the dice on that one.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: And from the 253, should I start Brock Purdy or
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Sam Darnold? I ask because the Hawks' defense is healthy now.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they are healthy.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: But Purdy's last two games of last year weren't great.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: But generally, Purdy's been pretty decent.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: I have him ahead of Sam Darnold because, you know what,
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: the Niners have been tough against quarterbacks, too.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: So I'll go with Brock Purdy.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: All right, this guy needs help for today. Burrow versus
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Miami or Dak tonight? I'm worried about Chase and Higgins.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Well, I do have Dak ahead of Joe Burrow, and
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: so you could put Dak in there and just not
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: have to worry about that.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: You feel good about it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Last one, PPR, full flex, Roma Dunze or Mike Gusecki?
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: Um, well, if, if we were going to get double
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: whammy of Jamar chase and T Higgins out, I might
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: actually go Mike Gusecki cause.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: He's going to get a lot of volume. But, uh,
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: in lieu of that, I'm going to go with doomsday.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: And that, by the way, was from Brent from Paul's bow.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: He resent it with his name after he said it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Well, how about that, Brent? Well done. And that's why
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I actually read it.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: That's why.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: That's right. That might start being a priority.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: I ran into him at the grocery store here in
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: town and he could have asked me himself.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: There you go. Yeah. One more Ash.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, let's go. Uh, what the hell is up
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: with Kyle fricking pits, Michael Mayer, Hunter Henry, or Friar
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Muth at tight end. That is from Ryan and Scottsdale.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Um, I do.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: I have pits way down there. So I have Friar
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Muth higher than pits. I have them. I, um, Did
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: you have Hunter.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Henry in there?
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Michael Mayer, Hunter Henry, or Fryermuth.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like Hunter Henry the most. All right, there
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: you go.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to read Marcus's because Marcus is a big
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: supporter of the Mayer IPA. Marcus says, I need two
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: full PPR. Turpin, Shahid, Mike Evans.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Shahid, Mike Evans.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Or Turpin needs two full PPR.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Mike Evans and I don't even know.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Is it Kvande? Is it Turpin from Dallas?
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: It could be a return yardage league. That's the only reason.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: So I'm going to go Shaheed anyways. Okay. Yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I had to think, what's his favorite? Yeah, chirping the
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: return guy. He's the number four receiver in Dallas.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I do believe. I'm known for my Dallas acumen.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, very up on the Dallas.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: We'll find out tonight. Watch, he's going to go on.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Let's see. This is the final one for Funston from Keith.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: We appreciate these ones that wrap things up. What's more
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: likely to happen in the future, Funston? Robin Buring winning
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: two games in a row again or Softie getting locked
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: in another porta potty at a football stadium? Which happened
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: to him, by the way, last Saturday at the Coliseum
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: in L.A.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: When it was 100 degrees.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: It was 100 degrees.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow. How long did that last?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: A few minutes.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: He brought his microphone in with him, though.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he was able to ask for help through
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: the microphone. I feel like there will.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Be people out there that maybe want to try to
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: make that happen again for Softie.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: So I feel like he might actually get more than
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: just forces of nature to make that happen.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would agree.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go with Softie.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Softie in the Santa can getting locked in.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: It would be 100% my choice as well.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Rob winning two more games in a row is not
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: going to happen. There would be chaos in the world
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: if that happened. But I think you're right. Now that
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Softie has let it known that he got locked in
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: a Santa can, a porta potty, while doing a game,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: there will be people looking to lock him in. I
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: think you're 100% correct.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: I will be looking to lock him in.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: As soon as he goes into one.
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Where's the sideline guy? There he is. Let's go get him.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Let's go get him. Hey, West Lafayette, Indiana, Purdue next week.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Feel free to lock them in the door. All right.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Fun to the people to get their questions answered. How
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: can they do so?
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can just come out and check out the athletic,
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: go to the fantasy football pages, a ton of stuff
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: there to help get you ready for week five. And
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: I appreciate the guy who says he does that already.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: So We'll get some more.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Of you to do that.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. All right, we'll talk to you next week.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Thanks, my friend.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: All right, there you go. That's Brandon Funston joining us
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: here on the Beacon Plumbing Hotline. We'll take a break.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: We'll check talkbacks. If you want to send a talkback,
• 22:43
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• 22:46
  Speaker 2: that have nothing to do with fantasy football. There's like
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: two of them. We'll get to those. Ashley has a
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: fact or fiction pick coming up at 235. You should
• 22:53
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• 23:09
  Speaker 10: Hey i'm depressed seattle sports guy here kind of fun
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: seeing ty france tiosco hernandez caballero a bunch of other
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: mariners in the playoffs all guys that analytics depoto said
• 23:23
  Speaker 10: weren't fit and very good but His analytics said Ref Snyder, Solano,
• 23:29
  Speaker 10: and Ward were better. Guess maybe he is good at
• 23:32
  Speaker 10: his job.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I need to go find a line bike and ride
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: it with Sue.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Whee!
• 23:45
  Speaker 13: While watching the Rays and Yankees game last night, I
• 23:48
  Speaker 13: noticed the Volpe shot and I thought, oh crap, we
• 23:52
  Speaker 13: have a tie game. only to see that Jeffrey Mayer
• 23:56
  Speaker 13: 2.0 interfered with the ball by reaching over the fence.
• 24:00
  Speaker 13: I love it when Yankee fans start bitching and complaining
• 24:02
  Speaker 13: about everything and how they were robbed. Suck it, Yanks.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think many people felt bad for them.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: No.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: That's why it's so funny all their fans complain. It's like, okay,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: be a real fan base that struggles.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And honestly, watching it when it first happened, Like
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: watching it live, I'm like, oh, I think that's fan interference.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: And they had the first angle they showed. Looks like, oh, no,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: that's fine. It'd be a home run. But then they
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: showed the side angle, and you could clearly see the
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: hand coming over.
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: It was a good call. And we rip on officials
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: for a lot of things, but I thought in that case,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: it was the subjective nature of should the run score?
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I thought they nailed it. They absolutely nailed it.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's nothing.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was the Yankees. It was just
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: they got the right call.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Right, exactly. Yeah, you can complain about the fan that
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: reached over.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: But you don't know that it was going to change.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: A lot of people saying thanks for doing the segment
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: with the Holinskis. You're welcome. Important stuff to talk about.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: A lot of people saying good things about our friend
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Tracy Taylor.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I would agree with all of those. Somebody asking about,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of talk about Softie getting trapped in
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: a porta potty.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Well, there should be.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: If I was him, I would never go in one again.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Not when there's anybody around publicly, because someone's going to
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: lock him back in one if that's possible.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: That's definitely true.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I still don't know how that's possible.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: I'd just bring a Gatorade bottle with me if I
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: were to just find a dark corner.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: But I'm trying to, like, how is that possible?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I don't, well, this was the best part is talking
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: to him and he was like, well, there was a latch.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: That's like the simplest form of locking a door ever.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: A plastic latch on a plastic door in a plastic
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: porta potty.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Love what Double T, Tracy Taylor, is up to to
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: benefit the community, but really would have enjoyed a revival
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: of Chopper 950. It might have been Ian's last show,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: but worth it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I would agree.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: If it is going to be your last show, if
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: you find out, let's bring back Chopper 950. Go out
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: with a bang.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: I'll play it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: They'll be escorting me out of here. Yeah, it's fine.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: I'll be in here. I'll put a latch on the
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: door that Safi couldn't open, and I'll lock us in.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: I think two things that Purple Sheep all these years
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: later still doesn't think are funny. Chopper 950 and the
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Stanford pregame show.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, man, both of those were hilarious.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I thought so, too.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Did you see this one from the 253?
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: What?
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Will tonight's party include an AI-powered shipping container grocery store?
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: I will be hungry.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: We're not in Atlanta.
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: No.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: No, but there is a great food truck in Imbibe
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: and Maple Valley. The Smashburger food truck is phenomenal. Burger Buds.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: It is really good. I'm debating on what I'm going
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: with tonight. I won't do what the kid usually does,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: which is like the four patty crazy one, but Big Rig,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: it's called, or something like that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Just know I'm hungry while we're talking about this, so
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: it's making me hungry.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I am too.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I had a granola bar and a pepperoni stick today.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, basically what I've eaten. Turkey sticks and a protein bar.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 26:59
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the pizza and porn thing, I think that ship sailed.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: That's like Chopper 950. There's certain things you can't do anymore.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: A lot of people asking about Tracy's old site. You
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: can't do those anymore. And she's kind of big. Yes.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: She's like a big deal now.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like an important city official.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Miss Taylor, is it true you did a show called
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Pizza and Porn?
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, that stuff comes back to haunt you.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, indeed.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Let's see. People ask about Hughes X's and O's. Eric
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: said this. Yes, and if you want to go, text
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: your name.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: And how many seats you want, I think.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Name, email, and how many people you want. All right,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: to 49451. And the final one, 360, I just ordered
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: a honey bucket to be delivered to Softie's house. That
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: way he can work on how to get out of it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Perfect.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Well done.
• 27:53
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• 27:53
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• 27:54
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• 27:55
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• 28:01
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  Speaker 4: Two bad teams, apparently. And I never know what to
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: do with two bad teams, but I think with two
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: bad teams.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Someone has to win, right?
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Someone has to win. And the over-under is very low.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: So I think with an over-under that low, there's no
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: way one team's winning by seven and a half. Give
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: me the Tennessee Titans plus seven and a half at
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: home versus Houston. Lot went into this.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Say it again.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: I'm sweating. This makes me nervous.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Tennessee plus 7.5.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Tennessee plus 7.5 at home versus Houston.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Cam Ward getting 7.5, getting over a touchdown.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: I believe that there will be a very low percentage
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: texting facts.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: 49451 if you agree.
• 29:03
  Speaker 13: Fact.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: 49451 fact if you agree.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: 49451 fiction if you disagree. I saw something on this game.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I think someone was tweeting out where all the games
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: are this weekend, and they said, shouldn't that one be
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: on the Hallmark Channel or something like that?
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, it started out, too, as a three-and-a-half point spread,
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: and it's gone up to seven-and-a-half, which I think is funny,
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: because neither team's gotten better.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: No.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: And neither team's gotten worse.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's no significant injuries that have happened
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: to either one, right?
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: No, not that I know of, unless something happened while
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: we were.
• 29:40
  Speaker 13: here.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Eh, whatever.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: But I don't think so. I still feel over a
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: touchdown with two crappy teams.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Tennessee plus 7.5 versus Houston. Fact 49451. If you disagree,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: fiction 49451. You ask yourself. Why is Ian telling me
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: to text Fact or Fiction? Because you want to win
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: a $ 1, 000 weekly prize. It just takes one correct pick
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: of either Fact or Fiction, whether you agree or disagree.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: If you text Fiction and Ashley's wrong, then you're right.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: You're entered to win $ 1, 000.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: You can win either way. I don't have to be right.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: I would like to be.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: If you text Fact and Tennessee Covers, then you're also
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: entered to win a $ 1, 000 weekly prize. We give away
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: $ 1, 000 every week to someone. Texting in during the allotted
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: time slots, 7.35 with Chuck, Anders, and Kid. 11.35 with
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Greg and Jess. 2.35 with us. And 3.35 with the softy.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I'm locked in a Santa can along with Fane and
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: the Jackson Felts, Furious Felts Experience. 3.35 is when they
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: make their picks.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Imagine if all three of them were locked in there together.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Give me a second because I am imagining that. And
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I find it quite funny.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, agreed.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: What are you doing, Jackson?
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: What the hell?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Jackson would get blamed.
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Jackson would get blamed.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and none of them would ever stop talking. They'd
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: drive each other insane.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Jackson would get blamed. Satu would say, Fane would be
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: the calm one. Yes. Like, this is what we do.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I don't understand what you're saying. I'm telling you what
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: we should do. I don't understand what you're saying, Dick.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I like the fact someone's delivering a Santa Candice Lofty's
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: house so he can practice.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: I can't wait. That's just smart.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I digress. Again, Tennessee, plus 7.5, fact, 49451 if you agree,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: fiction if you disagree. $ 10, 000 grand prize will be awarded
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: at the end of week 14. This is week 5.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: At the end of week 14, $ 10, 000, whoever has the
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: most correct picks during the course of the 14 weeks,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: so make sure you get your picks in. If you're
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: just joining us and doing it for the first time,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: no big deal. You can still win $ 1, 000. We give
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: away $ 1, 000 every week, just like that.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we like to give people money.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: We would, but we don't. It's the Lucky Eagle Casino Resort. Yeah,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: that's true.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: They do.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I wish I had $ 1, 000 just to give away, but
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: they do.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish I just had $ 1, 000. I wouldn't give
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: it away.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Every day feels lucky. All right, Tennessee plus 7.5, fact, 4-9-4-5-1, fiction, 4-9-4-5-1.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I can't believe I used.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: The Titans in a fact or fiction pick on a
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: good side.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I kind of can't either, but that's fine.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: That's your pick.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Listen, you've got equity to play. You've got the
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: best record in the league so far.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Well, it might be going downhill after this one.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: We'll find out. All right, Softie's next. We have a
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: theme today, Softie, for our conversation here. I got a
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: theme for you, buddy.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay. What do you got? What do you got?
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Just like a Halloween party kind of thing or whatever? No, no, no.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Just some questions, some important things that are out there,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: but they all have a common theme. It has to
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: do basically with some version of a urinal. Did you
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: see what they're doing in Nebraska? No, but I got
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: locked in a porta potty at USC. We're going to
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: get back to that. That's the second part of the
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: agenda here. Hang on for that one.
• 32:42
  Speaker 14: What are they doing in Nebraska? Combination sink urinal?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: They're renovating the stadium, and they're selling off seats and
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: different things and urinals.
• 32:54
  Speaker 14: I'd buy a urinal from... is it Cornhusker Stadium or
• 32:58
  Speaker 14: is it like Lincoln Memorial?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: It's Lincoln Memorial. But what I thought, the first thing
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: that came to my mind, what's the urinal you'd want
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: to have, like, say, in your backyard or something?
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I'd want to have the old trough from the kingdom.
• 33:08
  Speaker 13: Bingo.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: That's what I'd want to have.
• 33:10
  Speaker 11: 100%.
• 33:10
  Speaker 13: 100%.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Well, because here's what would happen.
• 33:12
  Speaker 14: My wife would turn it into like a plant box
• 33:15
  Speaker 14: or something.
• 33:16
  Speaker 13: Sure, yeah.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: But you got a little piece of the kingdom there.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't they have sold those?
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they did.
• 33:23
  Speaker 14: I've got kingdom seats in my garage.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I got Kingdom seats. I got Husky Stadium seats.
• 33:28
  Speaker 14: I used to have an All-Star ballot box, and I
• 33:30
  Speaker 14: gave it back to the Mariners after stealing it when
• 33:32
  Speaker 14: I was 15 years old.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, like the little cardboard ones you stuff the.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: No, it was plastic. Oh, okay.
• 33:36
  Speaker 14: Basically, it was like a four-sided deal, and the back
• 33:41
  Speaker 14: of it was open, and they would just put like
• 33:43
  Speaker 14: a plastic bucket inside the box for the ballots to
• 33:46
  Speaker 14: drop through the slot.
• 33:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: It was very technical and advanced back in the day.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, but I'd buy the trough.
• 33:53
  Speaker 14: Have you seen the video, by the way, of the
• 33:55
  Speaker 14: guy sliding down the Wrigley Field trough in Chicago?
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: No, and I don't think I want to.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Gets hammered and just jumps in one end and slides
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: down the other.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, my.
• 34:05
  Speaker 13: God.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: That's disgusting.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: That's right. There was no better place to relieve yourself
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: in the history of man than both the kingdom and
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: then also many people may not know this. The Tacoma
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Dome had him forever, too.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: The same trough.
• 34:21
  Speaker 14: I got a story for you from the old dome.
• 34:22
  Speaker 14: So you remember the old circular sinks where you had
• 34:25
  Speaker 14: to put your foot on the lever on the ground
• 34:27
  Speaker 14: to start the water?
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I peed in that thing.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Of course you did.
• 34:31
  Speaker 14: And I had a guy walk up to me to
• 34:33
  Speaker 14: wash his hands, and he looks at me and he goes,
• 34:35
  Speaker 14: what are you doing?
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to the bathroom.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Couldn't he tell?
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: He's like, this is a sink, you idiot.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: You a couple King beers in?
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: No, I was like 13, man.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: You must have just been a King beer.
• 34:47
  Speaker 14: By the way, did you ever spend time in the
• 34:49
  Speaker 14: holding cell at the Kingdom back in the day?
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: No, I did not. You never did? No, I did not.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming you did then.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: One time.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: What'd you do?
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Actually, you peed in the sink. That's probably what it is.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: No, that wasn't it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 13: Oh, okay.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: That wasn't it. I got busted.
• 35:03
  Speaker 14: I was throwing peanuts on Raider players as they entered
• 35:06
  Speaker 14: the stadium, and one guy ratted me out, and they
• 35:10
  Speaker 14: came down and picked me up, and I think it
• 35:12
  Speaker 14: was more to kind of teach me a lesson kind
• 35:14
  Speaker 14: of thing.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Were you scared?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: I was freaking out, man. My dad was like, just
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: take them.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Thanks, Dad.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Appreciate you. Teach them a lesson. All right.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: The next thing, speaking of your situation at the L.A.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Coliseum and the Port-A-Potty, we had a handful of people
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: texting in today. curious about it, wanting to know what's
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: going on. Okay. And then somebody said from the 360,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I just ordered a honey bucket to be delivered to
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Softie's house. That way he can work on how to
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: get out of it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 14: Hey, this was confusing, man. I'm telling you. It was
• 35:49
  Speaker 14: not like regulation honey bucket.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was like one of those new school honey buckets.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Somebody else asked it. Somebody else asked it. What would
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: happen if you and your entire show, Jackson and Fame,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: were locked into one? How would that go?
• 36:05
  Speaker 14: What kind of nightmare would that be? Why would all
• 36:08
  Speaker 14: three of us be in there in the first place?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think you need to worry about the details,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: my friend. I'm just asking you the question.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: I think it'd be horrific. I think it'd be awful.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: It'd be hot. It depends on where we are.
• 36:17
  Speaker 14: You guys got to remember, I got locked in that
• 36:19
  Speaker 14: honey bucket, and it was 100 degrees outside.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Well, we know. I mean, that's the difference.
• 36:23
  Speaker 14: We're not talking about getting locked on a honey bucket
• 36:25
  Speaker 14: in Seattle in November when it's 48 degrees. Cool breeze
• 36:29
  Speaker 14: air blowing through the vents.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: It's 102. No wind. Stagnant.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: You get me? Here's somebody now sticking up for you
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: from the 206. Port-a-potties have a latch on the outside
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: that you can lock. They do that a lot of
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: times at construction sites when they go home for the night.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: We do have people now texting and calling saying that
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: if they ever see you using a port-a-potty somewhere... Okay.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: You better be careful. I'm just giving you a warning
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 36:53
  Speaker 14: I am going to. I will text. We know people
• 36:57
  Speaker 14: that work for USC.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Okay. And I will get a picture of the inside.
• 37:00
  Speaker 14: Of the latch of the porta potty that I had
• 37:03
  Speaker 14: a challenge with on Saturday. It's one of these latches
• 37:06
  Speaker 14: that instead of pushing it up, I realized after about
• 37:10
  Speaker 14: 30 seconds, you had to push it in towards the door.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Okay. And I kind of panicked for a little bit.
• 37:17
  Speaker 14: I do think it would have been hilarious if I
• 37:19
  Speaker 14: would have actually made the air and gone on the
• 37:22
  Speaker 14: air and told Elise and Cam that I was locked
• 37:24
  Speaker 14: on a porta potty during the game.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: And somebody's got to come down.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: And get me.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: That would have been funny.
• 37:28
  Speaker 14: The problem is I had no idea what was happening
• 37:30
  Speaker 14: in the game because I was locked in.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: A porta potty.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Because you were locked in a porta potty. Well, luckily
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: someone has one ordered to be delivered to your house,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: let Gina know, and you can practice.
• 37:39
  Speaker 14: I'm sure my wife would love for me to have
• 37:41
  Speaker 14: my own porta potty and not have to use the
• 37:43
  Speaker 14: bathrooms in the house.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: She would jump at that idea.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Just come empty it once a week. Are you kidding me?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Why did you leave the toilet seat
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: up thing still from Tammy?
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: I don't leave it up.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: It's 33 years in, buddy.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: I don't leave it up.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I learned long ago that's not what I do.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: What about going outside, just walking outside and letting loose?
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's my favorite thing to do.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: I love it. It's so good. I would walk by
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: the bathroom.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: It's every guy's favorite thing to do.
• 38:08
  Speaker 14: Well, see, my problem now is that I've got to
• 38:10
  Speaker 14: go all the way downstairs from the top floor. You
• 38:12
  Speaker 14: know where I live. I've got to go all the
• 38:13
  Speaker 14: way downstairs. I've got to pass two bathrooms to get
• 38:16
  Speaker 14: to the lower deck outside the first floor. The old house,
• 38:20
  Speaker 14: I can just go to the second floor and walk
• 38:22
  Speaker 14: outside the kitchen and go off the deck. Now I've
• 38:24
  Speaker 14: got to pass two bathrooms and go outside. That's a long.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Way to go, man, at my age.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Or you could just use the bathrooms.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Or I could go outside.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: But sometimes when it's nice, nice little breeze going.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Here's one for you.
• 38:37
  Speaker 14: Women have no idea how satisfying that is.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: It's a weird dynamic. It's a weird dynamic for dudes.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: You just like going to the bathroom in your own backyard.
• 38:47
  Speaker 14: You imagine if you told Mark, honey, I'm going to
• 38:49
  Speaker 14: go pop a squat in the grass outside.
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: No.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Which fairway do you guys live on again?
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: 14.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Four.
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: 14.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: 14? Yeah, okay. They switched them. That's right.
• 38:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Who's your greenskeeper?
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Dwayne.
• 39:03
  Speaker 14: Okay, so if Dwayne found out that Mark and you
• 39:06
  Speaker 14: were peeing on the 14th fairway?
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, we wouldn't be the only ones who use
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: that place as a bathroom. I'll tell you that much.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Probably a lot.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: All the guys that just face the trees and think,
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: no one can see me.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Well, that's different. That's not peeing in the fairway, like
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: on the grass.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 14: I mean, that's a tree. The tree is there to
• 39:24
  Speaker 14: be peed on.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Is that why they're there?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: By the way, is there not a big football game Sunday?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. By the way, there's some did
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: text in, Softy, if you want to do this, you
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: want to check out Boeing and Everett has the circular
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: sinks still, the same types.
• 39:36
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 39:36
  Speaker 14: So you may need to go up there and check
• 39:37
  Speaker 14: that out. Hey, these were really, really nice porta-potties, man.
• 39:39
  Speaker 14: The sinks were like porcelain.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, whatever.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: They had the.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Wait, are they like the ones that they had at
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: the U.S. Open here?
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: That was a long time ago. That was over 10
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: years ago, right?
• 39:49
  Speaker 13: 11 years, buddy.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: It's not that long. Come on.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Well, I think they've upgraded them since then. These were
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: really nice port-a-potties.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: All right. There is a big football game. What are
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: you talking about today?
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tomorrow. Iowa U-Dub.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Hank Brown may not play. Who? Hank Brown, Iowa's quarterback.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: What?
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: He may not play. He's got a shorter problem. You
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: didn't know that?
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I did not know that.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Actually, you knew that.
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: I know that you knew that.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Factor fiction.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: No, that's already been taken two times.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: All right. All right.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: We took the under.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: All right, so you got Husky Talk. What else?
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: What wrong pick did you make on Factor Fiction today?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Ashley or me? I didn't pick today. I picked.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: I picked Tennessee plus seven and a half at home
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: versus Houston.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: That's dumb. That's a stupid pick.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: Moron.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: I even prefaced it by saying this might be the
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: worst pick I make all season.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Go get yourself locked in a porta potty while you're
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: at it.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: As soon as she said it, she was regretting it.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: No, I don't regret it. There wasn't really anything else
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: I would have won. I don't regret it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Well, it does stink. It's a gutsy move. Yeah, but
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: when you're getting down to this, this is what people
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: don't understand.
• 40:47
  Speaker 14: I mean, like, you're just taking whatever slop is left over.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: On Fridays with the 19th and 20th pick.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: The morning show every week is taking this Monday night game.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Like, you know. Screw those guys.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I say the same thing.
• 40:58
  Speaker 10: Dorks.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got, you know, that's right.
• 41:00
  Speaker 12: Nerds.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: He's got to deal with them tonight, so.
• 41:02
  Speaker 14: All right, so today, what do we got? Rick Ferrazzo
• 41:04
  Speaker 14: will be here. Mike Holmgren, 4 o'clock. We're at the 520,
• 41:07
  Speaker 14: and then we got Cowboys Buccaneers at 5 p.m.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Hank's hurt, huh?
• 41:14
  Speaker 14: So far, we'll see. See what happens tomorrow. Could be
• 41:18
  Speaker 14: the backup. Could be the backup. You know, Iowa has
• 41:22
  Speaker 14: not been here since 1963.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: What? Isn't that amazing?
• 41:26
  Speaker 12: It is.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: What were you doing in 1963?
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Negative 10.
• 41:30
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: You were, what, 12?
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I think I just got my driver's license that year.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: In your Studebaker?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I was doing a Studebaker, yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 10: Trying a Studebaker.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: He's not. Don't get stuck in the bathroom at the 520.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: No, I will not. See ya.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: For the mild-mannered and marginally objectionable Ian Furness.