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Hanging Out at the Bastion at the End of the World · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Jonah Ray from Comedy Central's The Meltdown
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  Speaker 1: with Jonah Kumail, and you're listening to another meltdown, a
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  Speaker 3: It is intended for mature audiences and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: It's showtime, folks.
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  Speaker 4: Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 1: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 2: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 1: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from the.
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  Speaker 4: Bastion of awesomeness.
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  Speaker 7: It's super messy right The hell you say.
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  Speaker 5: I know, right?
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  Speaker 7: If it's like that every time, it can't be messy
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  Speaker 7: this time.
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  Speaker 5: There's an extra stack of books here and there.
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  Speaker 7: That's just accumulating. That's different. That's adding to your collection.
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  Speaker 1: Bastion of not putting shit away.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, I live there, too. Mine is just shifting things.
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  Speaker 7: I need to be in here.
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  Speaker 5: You can't give me too much shit about it. By
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  Speaker 5: the couch, there is a box of break discs in
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  Speaker 5: a box, so I don't want to hear it.
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  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not giving you shit about it. I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, like for the car.
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  Speaker 3: I was really hoping he was just accumulating all the
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  Speaker 3: break-in movies on disc.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 7: That's like functional.
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  Speaker 1: I got a break-up grade for my car that I
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  Speaker 1: bought a couple months ago that I haven't put on
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  Speaker 1: my car because that requires me to do more work
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  Speaker 1: after I get off work. Fuck that mess.
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  Speaker 3: I just assumed we were going to have to watch
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  Speaker 3: break-in 2 and Beat Street. So we could then figure
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  Speaker 3: out what was the superior film. Maybe throw some crush
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  Speaker 3: groove in there, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you done lost me.
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  Speaker 7: So, how's it going?
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  Speaker 5: It's going. Pretty exciting, I know.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're getting back into like normal things-ish. So, just kind
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  Speaker 3: of getting slowly closer to normal life, sort of.
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  Speaker 1: My life hasn't changed.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know. I've said that many a time.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody else's life. Everybody's like, well, the new normal. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I'm still living the same old normal.
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  Speaker 5: Aside from the masks, everything's... We never left work.
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  Speaker 7: We still go places. It's been my thing, too. Everything's
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  Speaker 7: been kind of the same.
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  Speaker 3: And I've realized I don't... The only places that I
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  Speaker 3: go now are the same places I went.
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  Speaker 7: Before, really.
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  Speaker 5: Just less conventions.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, just that kind of stuff. But everything.
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  Speaker 3: Week to week, like, oh, I gotta go buy some groceries. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta go stock up on Legos or whatever dumb
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  Speaker 3: thing I'm buying that week.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like... Mine's books. I still go. I still
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  Speaker 7: go get the same crap that I need to get.
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  Speaker 7: I just put a dumb mask on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No matter what your stance is on masks, which I
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  Speaker 1: really don't care, but I tell you one thing... they
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  Speaker 1: do help me avoid people that I'm trying to avoid
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  Speaker 1: because they don't know who I am.
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  Speaker 3: I think that all the time. Actually, I start to
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  Speaker 3: notice somebody and go, do I know them? And then
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, Oh, I don't really have to worry about it.
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  Speaker 3: Cause odds are they don't recognize me either. So yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just going to keep walking.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, the people that I try to avoid, it's
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  Speaker 1: a lot easier to avoid them.
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  Speaker 7: I have been looking for a time when I could
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  Speaker 7: put on like a bandana and Be like a cowboy.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen people like that. There was a guy driving
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  Speaker 1: around yesterday that had a little cowboy bandana.
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  Speaker 3: There was one standing at the crosswalk. He went and
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  Speaker 3: got himself a drink at the grocery, or no, the
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  Speaker 3: little gas station store. And he came and stood out
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  Speaker 3: there with his big bandana on. I was just like,
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  Speaker 3: we are kind of in the old west at this point.
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  Speaker 3: We're just wearing bandanas and people doing whatever the hell
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  Speaker 3: they want and staying away from each other.
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  Speaker 5: I tell you one thing, though. I am going to
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  Speaker 5: miss the social distancing. Because people are starting to get
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  Speaker 5: a little bit too comfortable.
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  Speaker 7: A little bit doesn't go away. No.
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  Speaker 5: See, I've gone this entire year without having to snap
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  Speaker 5: too much at anybody.
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  Speaker 7: Because you haven't been around people.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I've been around people, but they've pretty much been, like,
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  Speaker 5: following the rules. At least, you know, staying at least somewhat.
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  Speaker 5: Don't be right up on me. I went to the bookstore. Shocking.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 7: I am shocked.
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  Speaker 5: I know, right? And I'm looking at a shelf. And
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  Speaker 5: this bitch came to stand. directly behind me because she
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  Speaker 5: wanted to look at the exact same fucking shelf I
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  Speaker 5: want to look at.
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  Speaker 1: There's a sign.
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  Speaker 5: There's a sign on every one of the half-price bookstores that.
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  Speaker 7: Says one person per alcove.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, each little alley there.
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  Speaker 5: It says one person. One person.
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  Speaker 3: And most of the time I'm standing there going, oh wait,
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  Speaker 3: is there somebody here? Because I only notice when I'm
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  Speaker 3: already there.
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  Speaker 7: And obviously everybody has that problem.
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  Speaker 5: I'm standing there and I'm looking and she comes and
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  Speaker 5: she's literally breathing down my neck. And of course I
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  Speaker 5: give her the aggravated deep sigh, turn around and look
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  Speaker 5: at her. And she says, no. Oh, no, you're okay.
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  Speaker 7: Well, then, it's a good thing you didn't get in
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  Speaker 7: her way.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no, you're okay. And I'm like, no, I'm not,
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  Speaker 5: because there's not supposed to be one person in this
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  Speaker 5: aisle at a time. She's like, oh, well, excuse me.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, bitch, can you not fucking read? Why
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  Speaker 5: are you looking at books if you can't read the
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  Speaker 5: sign that says to not be here? Don't look at
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  Speaker 5: these books at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: I go to those bookstores all the time, and I
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  Speaker 3: don't know how to read. I try to look at
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  Speaker 3: the arrows at least.
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  Speaker 5: She wasn't even looking at the book that just had photos.
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  Speaker 5: This was like the antique book section.
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  Speaker 7: Old words.
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  Speaker 5: Because I was trying to figure out how many books
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  Speaker 5: there are in the Dark Shadows series if I wanted
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  Speaker 5: to bother.
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  Speaker 7: Going down that road.
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  Speaker 5: Well, because they had 27 of them for $ 50. And
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, usually when I see them, they're over $ 10
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  Speaker 5: a piece, but there's 27 for $ 50. And I had
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  Speaker 5: a 10% off coupon.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 5: I know, right? So I'm sitting there. I hadn't been
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  Speaker 5: in the aisle maybe a minute and a half. Because
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  Speaker 5: I waited my turn.
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  Speaker 7: Like you're supposed to.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Lady. Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: People are getting comfortable again. Social distance.
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  Speaker 1: Still. Forever.
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  Speaker 3: The only time I forget, because normally I'm not around people.
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  Speaker 3: It's the cutting through thing that I don't even think about.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same thing I've been doing my whole life
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  Speaker 3: of like, oh, I don't really want to be around
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  Speaker 3: this person. I'm going to try to get past them
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  Speaker 3: as quick as possible. But in that moment, I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm about six inches away from this person.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, that's not at all social distance. But I said,
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  Speaker 7: pardon me, bye.
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  Speaker 1: Gone.
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  Speaker 5: Did you say, oh.
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  Speaker 7: Sorry. And by then, I'm gone. So it's not for long,
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  Speaker 7: but for like a split second, I'm six inches away
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  Speaker 7: from you. And dump.
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  Speaker 5: You just scooch.
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  Speaker 1: I made a duck.
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  Speaker 7: What do you want? I realized.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta make the oop sound.
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  Speaker 1: Oop!
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  Speaker 7: Oop!
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  Speaker 9: Don't!
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  Speaker 7: You gotta homer it, and then you'd be like, ah,
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  Speaker 7: it's fine. He homered it. He understands.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just scooch right past you.
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  Speaker 5: I hate that. Or they do that.
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  Speaker 7: Or they just.
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  Speaker 1: They low crawl. They duck. Like there's something that they're
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  Speaker 1: going underneath. There's nothing they're going underneath.
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  Speaker 3: And it usually moves things down a couple inches. And
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  Speaker 3: you're like, you didn't really change any.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. I guess it shows you're making an effort, though.
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  Speaker 7: That's really all you can ask for.
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  Speaker 1: But changing your elevation doesn't do anything. You're still in
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  Speaker 1: my way.
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  Speaker 5: Speed walk.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm showing you I'm aware that I'm in your way,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm trying.
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  Speaker 7: To get the hell out of your way.
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  Speaker 5: But the ope covered it.
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  Speaker 1: The ope. And the announcement of the fact that you
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  Speaker 1: were going to scooch right past me.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't necessarily say that because I don't normally use
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  Speaker 3: that phrase.
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  Speaker 1: Because you hear two different, I hear scoot and I
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  Speaker 1: hear scooch. So I'm not sure which one it is.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a regional thing?
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  Speaker 5: I think it is.
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  Speaker 7: I'll put that in the category.
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  Speaker 1: Some people are like, let me just squeeze right past you.
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  Speaker 3: I worked with somebody and this became, and now I
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  Speaker 3: occasionally use that word like normal and I go like,
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  Speaker 3: Because it used to bug the hell out of me
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  Speaker 3: that she would shimmy right past you.
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  Speaker 7: And I'd be like, no, don't do that. No, no,
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  Speaker 7: please don't.
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  Speaker 3: So now when I see something that I should actually
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  Speaker 3: use that word for the right purpose.
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  Speaker 7: I go, oh. So try not to shimmy past anybody
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  Speaker 7: if you can. Unless, of course, you're doing something very
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  Speaker 7: spectacular and wearing something with spadangles on you.
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  Speaker 1: I usually just go, excuse me, and I go right
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  Speaker 1: past them. So where was I? Oh, it was today.
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  Speaker 1: I was at Meijer getting some stuff. These people were
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  Speaker 1: standing like four deep in the aisle. You know? If
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  Speaker 1: you're going to look at something, just.
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  Speaker 5: Were they Hands Across America?
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, almost! Shit. Kids, Google that.
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  Speaker 1: I was a part of Hands Across America. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much.
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  Speaker 5: I found your shirt. You have proof.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: I found my shirt. I have proof.
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  Speaker 7: You are a piece of history!
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  Speaker 1: You put it on?
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  Speaker 7: I put it on.
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  Speaker 5: Yes!
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  Speaker 7: I bet it fit just fine.
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  Speaker 1: I took a picture. There were pictures online.
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  Speaker 5: How did you miss that?
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  Speaker 7: Maybe my brain was secretly trying to protect me. It
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  Speaker 7: saw it and went, don't look, don't look, don't look.
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  Speaker 5: These days, boyfriend, in a shirt from when you were, what, nine?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. I was going to say, that's a long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a long time ago. Hey, I fit
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  Speaker 1: in it, though.
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  Speaker 7: Barely. Did it explode when you were done?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 7: You were like, did you Hulk your way out of it? Well,
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  Speaker 7: I had a shirt that said, hey, it's across America.
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  Speaker 7: Don't anymore.
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  Speaker 1: This is my mom. Would she have that? Did she
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  Speaker 1: have it?
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  Speaker 8: Out.
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  Speaker 1: She was going to give it to me. She's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I found one of your old shirts.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's a hand puppet.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hands across America.
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  Speaker 7: I forgot about that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did I show you the thing for that?
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  Speaker 7: The commercial, the promos they used to run.
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  Speaker 1: The promos that they ran.
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  Speaker 7: I remember those.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What year was this again?
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  Speaker 7: I vaguely remember. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe 82. It says on my shirt.
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  Speaker 7: Oh. You're not wearing it right now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing it right now.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You have to look it up.
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  Speaker 5: It's not that important.
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  Speaker 3: I'll look it up just so people at home don't
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  Speaker 3: have to.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just remember at the time being scared of heights
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  Speaker 1: and we were standing on a bridge and And whoever
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  Speaker 1: designed this bridge was a fucking sadist.
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  Speaker 7: Actually, much later.
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  Speaker 1: 86?
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  Speaker 7: May 25th, 1986.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe I was wrong.
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  Speaker 7: There you go. There's your public service announcement, kids.
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  Speaker 1: No, I was older than that.
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  Speaker 5: I was 6 in 86.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I was 14.
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  Speaker 7: So you could totally wear that shirt now.
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  Speaker 5: You were 13. 13. Yeah, I was 13. Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it depends on what time of the year it was.
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  Speaker 8: May. May.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was still 13. I had to turn
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  Speaker 1: 14 in.
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  Speaker 7: Anyway, saving the country, touching people. You're not supposed to
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  Speaker 7: do that at all now.
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  Speaker 1: Holding hands.
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  Speaker 7: Gross.
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  Speaker 5: Not like touching elbows or some shit like that, which
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  Speaker 5: brings you even closer to the person if you're touching
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  Speaker 5: elbows than if you're shaking hands.
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  Speaker 7: What if you bump feet? You do that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do that either.
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  Speaker 7: I don't do any of these things.
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  Speaker 5: At least if you do the fist bump, I can
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  Speaker 5: at least tolerate that. When they come in for the
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  Speaker 5: elbow bump, I'm like, you're getting within way closer regions.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think I've done any of these things in
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  Speaker 7: the last year plus.
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  Speaker 1: Me neither. Our circles, we still shake hands.
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  Speaker 5: I do the same thing I've always done, which is
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  Speaker 5: not do any of those things. Not come in contact.
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  Speaker 3: I used to do that if we were meeting.
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  Speaker 7: It was semi-professionally.
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  Speaker 3: I could shake somebody's hand if need be, but outside
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  Speaker 3: of that, I'm like, don't really try to interact with
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  Speaker 3: the humans.
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  Speaker 1: Well, generally, I don't stick my fingers in my mouth
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  Speaker 1: after I shake people's hands, so I don't have to
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  Speaker 1: worry about that.
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  Speaker 7: Speak for yourself.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So, have you watched anything?
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  Speaker 5: We actually have. We've started watching two shows simultaneously because
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  Speaker 5: I have the attention span of a guppy.
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  Speaker 7: I was going to say, I was just going to
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  Speaker 7: confuse you.
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  Speaker 5: We started watching.
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  Speaker 3: Interweaving the plots.
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  Speaker 5: We've got two different crazy plots. We started watching... I've
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  Speaker 5: been collecting... I started collecting the Quantum Leap novels.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 5: And I don't really remember watching the show. I don't
• 13:00
  Speaker 5: think it was one of my mom's.
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  Speaker 7: I definitely remember watching it in the day.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of vaguely remember different... I remember the hymn
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  Speaker 5: with the blue light and the wind and all that shit.
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  Speaker 5: Oh boy. I was probably reading my Fear Street books
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  Speaker 5: and not paying a goddamn bit of attention to what
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  Speaker 5: she was doing.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't thought about it until you posted that. And
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  Speaker 3: within a second, I started typing, Ziggy says this is us.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, why do I remember Ziggy for fuck's sake?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Like, I haven't seen it since it was on TV.
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  Speaker 7: And I immediately was just Dean Stockwell talking about Ziggy.
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  Speaker 5: I was just immediately blown away that the very first
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  Speaker 5: scene in the show had the exact same clock that
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  Speaker 5: I have right there underneath the squirrel.
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  Speaker 7: That was your post, wasn't it? Yes, it was. I
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  Speaker 7: was trying to remember what was it. It was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: it's that clock right there.
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  Speaker 5: It was.
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  Speaker 7: And it shouldn't be a surprise that it's underneath a squirrel.
• 13:47
  Speaker 7: Most things in this room are underneath the squirrel.
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  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 5: So we started watching that, but then there's a problem
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  Speaker 5: with that. I don't know if it's the app on the.
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  Speaker 1: Seems like it.
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  Speaker 5: The app on the Roku.
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  Speaker 7: It keeps.
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  Speaker 5: It'll start off okay, but then it zooms into a
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  Speaker 5: tiny right-hand square.
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  Speaker 7: That's weird.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe the left-hand square.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, you can't watch it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if it's the Roku having a problem
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  Speaker 5: or if it's the NBC app. Because they're all available on.
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  Speaker 3: keeping like the pictures the same size as the tv
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  Speaker 3: it's just zooming in on part of the screen or
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  Speaker 3: the screen itself goes like postage stamp and there's a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of black space no.
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  Speaker 5: It's making just like the screen becomes the top right hand.
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  Speaker 7: Corner yeah so all you're missing the other three-fourths of
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  Speaker 7: the screen but it's still full size.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's still full size okay it's just either.
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: Way this is weird but i would figure out which.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Version and every time you stop it and restart it
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: It does the same thing. I try to skip to
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: a different episode. It still does the same thing.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it's the app or if it's
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: the stick.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I don't have time to figure it out yet.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Let's write an angry email to Scott Bakula. I feel
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: like he's personally responsible.
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: I think Dean Stockwell probably has nothing better to do
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: than to reply. He'd probably be like, I.
• 15:02
  Speaker 7: Love Dean Stockwell back in the day. I don't know
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: what all he's doing these days.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: Art.
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: He's doing art. Well, he was doing art. I don't
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: know if he's still doing art or not.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: What kind of art? Like watercolors?
• 15:13
  Speaker 12: No.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: I can't remember. Because I was following him on... Or
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I was friends with him on Facebook a long time ago. And....
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: He's a weird dude.
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: Tagging. I don't remember. Street art. He's out in the streets.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: Him and Corin Nemec are hanging out.
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: Out in an alley somewhere right now. It's pretty pain.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't doubt it. But then... I've been forcing one of
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: my favorite of all time shows on Boyfriend, and he's
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: been a very good sport about it.
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: He is in general for most of your shenanigans.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: I know, right? We've started, like I've already mentioned, one
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: of my favorite shows of all time, the Canadian classic,
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: Big Wolf on Campus.
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: I think you recently asked, should I make him watch these?
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: And I was like, you probably will anyway. So you
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: have started down that road.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: We have started, but I went... to a later episode
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: and then work my way back. Because I figure, if
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: you're going to go.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: It does get a little more polished as they move along.
• 16:11
  Speaker 7: They get a little more budget.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Start with the Corey Haim episode.
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ease your way in there.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Go with the Corey Haim episode because that one's great.
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: Well, let's go to the source here. Jay, how are
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: you doing with the old Big Wolf on campus? It's okay.
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: I remember him being fun.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I started out... She was like, I'm going to watch
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Big Wolf on campus. I'm like, all right, whatever. I'm
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: just going to sit on my phone and veg out
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: because anymore getting off work I just, you know, don't
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: want to have to deal with life. I get that.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: She's watching TV and I'm just kind of, you know,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: looking at my phone. And I start catching snippets of
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: it and stuff like that. It is pretty funny. I
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: end up laughing at some of it. The short bus.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, what?
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: You said something about the short bus.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: I make special kid references. I'm like, they could not
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: get away with that today.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So some of that and ripping off. the current
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: movies of the time and stuff like that.
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: It was kind of funny. That became their thing.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: So.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: And they are great. That's so quick, too, because you
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: can watch it and be like, you don't have time
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: for it to get too dumb because it's over. Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: That's true. I mean, it's like 22 minutes for most sitcoms, so.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: And they're editing all the commercials out, so you're just like, boom,
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: I can't even get tired of it because it's already
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: the next episode. So, I mean, we've only gotten, like,
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: four or five episodes in. But it is. I'm watching
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: it and I'm like, am I going to be disappointed?
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: Because I don't think I've actually... I know we watched
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: it when it came on.
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the thing. I'm thinking back and I'm like,
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: I don't think I've seen it since it was on TV.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: And I might have watched a few episodes here and
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: there since then, but I don't think I've watched it
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: in its entirety since it was on whatever CW?
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, I don't even know a channel.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: ABC Family? I don't know where.
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: Because it was like the middle of the day.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: See, I kind of remember it being on, but I
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: didn't watch it. Like, I remember the... Merton? Merton.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: See, I remember Merton.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember him, and I was just like, what
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: is this? And I was like, oh, this is like
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: a weird Saved by the Bell Kids show. I don't
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: need to watch this.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: So, I didn't watch it. I could see you making
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: that mistake. Thankfully, it is so much better.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty funny.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: I was afraid it wouldn't hold up, and then watch it,
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, Tommy Dawkins. He has aged so well.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, surprisingly. Didn't I say he turned up on MacGyver lately?
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he did. Even he was surprised.
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was just barely in it. I was like, hey,
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: where did he go? He was just there getting attacked
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: by terrorists or something, and now he's gone. I don't know.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: I don't know what happened to him.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Tommy just disappeared back into the night like a werewolf
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: or whatever the hell he is now.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: He's always posted on Twitter about football. Like, all the time.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: He just really likes football.
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, some people, that's their thing.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: He loves them Denver Broncos.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: It's sad that I know that.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Wasn't he a football player in the show?
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: He was the high school quarterback.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: So there you go.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: He was not acting. That was just him.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: That's just him.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Do they have football in Canada?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they do.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: I'm surprised he wouldn't play in hockey or something.
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, I don't know how much
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: they play any other sport. It's just hockey and hockey
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: and hockey.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Just hockey and maple syrup. That's all Canada is, right?
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: Moose's mountains.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: I made that comment once about everybody from Canada smelling
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: like syrup. Or just Canada in general smelling like syrup.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: And the guy in front of me in line was like,
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: I'm from Canada.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: And you're like, mmm, syrup.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Where was this?
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: At work trying to leave.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, for any Canadians out there, we've also on
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: many occasions discussed how much everybody we love is from Canada.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: So we can't really.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Seriously.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I thought we were going to discuss about how Misty's
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: pissed off everybody from around the world.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: That's true of most places around the world except Canada. Seriously.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Everybody he loves from Canada.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: I know. Tommy Dawkins is from Canada. Corey Haim. Mark Singer.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Who else?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Alex Durek.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: He got kind of weird there at the end. He
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: wasn't very funny.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: Don't get me started on my Michael J.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Fox. Others. I'm sure there are good things.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: They were cranking out some top quotes.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Is it Ryan Reynolds? Isn't he Canadian?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: What about Kirk?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Fucking Shatner.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. I was like, Kirk Douglas? I'm like, what
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: is he?
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: I don't know that he is.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: You didn't put captain in front of it, so you
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: didn't fully address him by his name.
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: I mean, sometimes he gets demoted. Sometimes he's an admiral.
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: You never know.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: See, if you said Captain Kirk, I'd have been right
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: there with you. But we've watched other things. We watched
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: actual movies.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: We did?
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Yes, we did.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: What did we watch?
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Motherfucker, you're the one who picked them out.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I did?
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: You picked out both of them.
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: I did?
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: You bought them.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I did.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Forgot.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Watch the original Tron. Because I hadn't seen it since
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I was a fucking kid.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: And I'd never seen it.
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: I'm kind of in that boat.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Like, I remember thinking it was super cool as a kid. Yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: But not really following any of it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: No.
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: Like, every kid, I'm.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Assuming, everywhere.
• 21:25
  Speaker 12: No.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Me, now, as an adult.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: I feel like I tried to go back and watch it, like,
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: when it first came on DVD and was like, what's going.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: On in this movie?
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: And I was like, ooh, light cycles are cool.
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Ooh, Frisbees. Yeah.
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: I like these colors. That's where I came. That's it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: I tried to have him explain it to me. Like,
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: what's going on? What happened?
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: I can probably tell you the same that I knew then.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: So they're like in the computer.
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah. And then things look glowy. Because they're in the computer.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: And light cycles.
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: And Frisbees.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: And big flying things. And Jeff Bridges.
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: What?
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: So, yeah. Billy the Kid from Bill and Ted was
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: in there.
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: Lacey Underall from Caddyshack.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: I was watching it and I literally had to have
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: him explain it to me.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Well, even me sitting back watching it again, I was like,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: How was this so popular as a kid? Because I
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: don't think I understood any of it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: Lights and colors. Exactly.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: That's all it was.
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: Well, I mean, it's still to this day. Like, think
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: of how different that looked than everything else that was
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: going on. It looked awesome. Well, and just different. Like,
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: it's just so damn different that I'm like, I think
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: everybody was just dazzled by that. And they were just like,
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: I didn't plot whatever for you. Literally.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: I had to pause it a couple times and be like, What?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Well, they do throw you right in the middle of it,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: thinking that you already know everything about computers.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: I just remember David Warner. Man, he's awesome in everything.
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: Even in that, that I don't know what the hell's
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: going on.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: He's super creepy.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: I look at him, I'm like, who the fuck is
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: David Warner? I knew I knew him.
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: The Twin Peaks.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he was also in Wallander.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: More importantly, Time Bandits.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Come on now.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: That's been a long time since I've seen Time Bandits.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: We got that.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: We didn't finish talking about Tron, did we?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, we haven't finished? Okay, what else about Tron?
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: Please explain the plot to me, thank you.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: It's how the end, where it's just like, da-da-da-da, he's
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: the boss now.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: They're setting it up for a sequel several decades later.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen the newer movie. I haven't either. But
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: I'm wondering, because every movie nowadays has to over-explain everything.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: If they made that movie now, we would know exactly
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: what happened.
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Well, they had the.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I should have got the one that had the sequel,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: because they had.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know why you didn't get it. They had
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: Tron and Tron Legacy.
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: Because I didn't want to see Tron Legacy.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: But it was the same fucking price for one or both.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: All I wanted was one. I didn't want both of them.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I wanted the original.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: They were the same price.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: I kind of get that now, because there was something.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Lately that I was like, I could have gotten three
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: movies for the same price as the one that I wanted.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I don't want those.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Three on my shelf. Exactly.
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: Exactly.
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: Even though I want to go back and watch those
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: other two.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Legacy actually might be an okay movie, but I don't care.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: But it'll be on my shelf, so it doesn't matter.
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: That's true. You've taken over all shelves. In the world.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Are we done talking about Tron?
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: I guess we can move on.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: I have no idea what it was.
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: 1986.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: The year.
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: 1986.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Alright. My buddy's birthday party. We went to Chuck E. Cheese. Alright. Me, him,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: and My other friend and his sister. All of us.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: We all used to hang around him. We were kids.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Went to Chuck E. Cheese for his birthday. Fucking awesome.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: First time we had ever been to Chuck E.
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: Cheese.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if Chuck E. Cheese was still
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: pretty new, I think, at the time.
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: Did we talk about this one?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: To get to go play video games. Fucking awesome. But
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I can't remember if we went to the movie first
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: and then went to Chuck E. Cheese or went to
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Chuck E. Cheese and then went to the movie. Either way,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: This is one of the times when I stole $ 20
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: worth of quarters out of my dad's quarter collection, which
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: fuck him. He can burn in hell for all I care.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: But still, I'm glad I stole this fucking money.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: You needed it.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: And I needed it for video games.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Important things like games.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I'm pretty sure Tron was one of the
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: games that was there.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: You might get sucked into Tron. You need those quarters.
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: And.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Fuck, what was that dragon game? Dragonlance?
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: Dragon's Lair?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Dragon's Lair. Dragon's Lair was in there.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Again, awesome in my mind. When I think back, I'm like, man,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I couldn't play more than about 10 seconds and die.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: No, you died, and the controls didn't make any sense,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: and all you did was just pump quarters in it
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: and die and go, what the fuck?
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: And that was the first of many times I was like,
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: can I just watch this cartoon and not have to
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: keep giving you quarters to watch the same thing as
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: I fall down or get.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: Fire burned or whatever the hell happened to me? I
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: don't remember.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: So anyways, the movie. I haven't seen this movie since 1986.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: And one of my coworkers, he's like 22 that I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: was training. He was talking to me about it. And
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I haven't seen that movie. I
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: saw that movie in the theater. Transformers, the fucking movie. God,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I love that movie. I'd forgotten about it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: I like how you had to emphasize that by picking
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: your glass, your empty glass.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: And slamming it down.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I forgot how much I loved that movie.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: The funnier thing is, I think we talked about this
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: last time.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Did we?
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: We hadn't watched it then.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: Did we have the last time? I thought we did.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: No.
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: Because we talked about Everybody Die.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: I remember. I think we talked about the movie, but
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: we hadn't watched it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: Maybe you hadn't watched it. Maybe we were just anticipating.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: I think you had watched parts of.
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: It on YouTube or something.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see, I watched it on YouTube, and they cut
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: out a bunch of shit out of it. And I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: was like, man, this sucks, because I don't know what's
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: So it's like watching Tron.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they cut a bunch of shit out of it,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: because I don't remember. I mean, there should have been
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: more stuff, and then I went and got it. Because
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I told my girlfriend, I was like, you're going to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: watch this. We're going to watch it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: I'd never seen it.
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: It's going to change your life.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: She was like, did they just kill off some of
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: the main characters? I was like, fuck yeah, they did.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Imagine being a kid and watching your favorite characters die.
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: In a cartoon.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Did they bring them back? And you're like, no.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: This was it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: They literally never had any more Optimus Prime in the
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: cartoons after this?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: I feel like they worked around the Optimus Prime. I
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: feel like some of those other ones, we never saw
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: them again.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had other toys. So, you know. I mean,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: they were pushing the whole new Rodimus Prime and all
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: that other.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: The whatimus prime?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Rodimus. That's what. Did you not watch the movie?
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: That's what Hot Rod turned into. He turned into Rodimus Prime.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: I don't remember him being called Rodimus.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: That is kind of a terrible name. It is. As
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: cool as Optimus Prime is, Rodimus just is.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was just funny because this kid I
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: work with was talking about it. And it made me think.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck yeah, dude. I saw that movie
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: in the theater. And then he was probably thinking, dude,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: you're so old.
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: It's kind of a given. I assume that at all
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: times when I talk to people now.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Then I was like, I will beat your ass.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Because you thought he was talking about the fucking movie.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I thought he was talking about Transformers, the movie. I
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: was like, what?
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: No, I ain't seen that.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: And he goes, no, no, the old cartoon from 86.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, I saw that in the theater.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: Except I liked Bumblebee because it's not directed by him.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: And it has an actual storyline.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: And the scenes aren't set up stupid so you can't
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: tell what the hell's going on. It actually functions like
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: a real movie.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Well, I haven't seen any of them.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: I saw the first one.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I saw the first one.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: I saw the Megan Fox bending over the car one.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: I saw... I saw... One more reason to like Bumblebee.
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: Haley Steinfeld? Super cool. So, I saw the second one.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: They were running it on, like, TBS or something. And
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: I'd heard so many terrible things about it. And then
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, they're just kind of overselling.
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: It's not really that bad, right? Holy shit. Like, this
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: was like a half hour of it I watched. And
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: I was just like, oh, my God. This is beyond horrible. Like,
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: it's offensive on so many levels.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Like, acting or what?
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Just dumb. And then.
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: The new characters they make are so insulting to your brain. Like,
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: it's just, it's like angering. And it takes a lot.
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty, like, I don't. give a shit about them.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, good, bad, whatever. I get what I want
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: out of most movies for the hell of it. But
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: sometimes they're so dumb, so bad, that I'm just like.
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: What are you doing? This is annoying now.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: That was Transformers 2.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: And I don't think I've gone back for any since then,
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: until we got the Bumblebee. And I was like, oh,
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: thank God he didn't direct this one.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: I can watch it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Now that you went back and watched all of Transformers,
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: was it all that you hoped it would be?
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: I had questions during that one too.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: I can see that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: That was like, how do they make new robots? Do
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: they actually make.
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: With ratchets?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Shit!
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Because I'm like.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: That's the X-rated.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: I'm like.
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: They did introduce a girl car later, so.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: There was a girl car in this one, wasn't there?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was.
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: Wasn't that the movie, though? I thought on the show
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: they didn't. I thought that was one of the big,
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: look what we've got in the movie! It's a girl!
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: It's a girl car!
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: But I mean, do they actually like Make them full grown?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess they just build them.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: Jeez, you're asking questions.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: It's a cartoon.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: I had more questions, too. I had to keep asking you.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: You were probably like, oh, my God, girlfriend, stop.
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: Stop with your logic. It has no place in my
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: cartoon shows.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Transformer.
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: Mother beats the eye Transformers The Movie Transformers.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Coming to a theater near you this August.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: The ritual has begun Satan's work is done 666 The number.
• 31:24
  Speaker 12: Of the beast Sacrifice.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Is going on tonight.
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: So, guess what happened the other day?
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: What?
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: I went into a store.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I know it's hard to go out into the world,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: but I actually went into a place, and I brought
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: my goods up to the register, and they went to
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: ring me.
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: Up, and damned if it didn't say 666. Ooh. Fantastic.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: And the woman behind the counter went, oh, God.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Like, she kind of responded, and I was like, nah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: that seems about right.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: It's fine.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: So it's obvious that we're in tune with the dark
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: forces of the universe.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Clearly.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: And, you know, one of those things is probably because
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: we're always rolling 20-sided die.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: We can't stop.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: So, you know, as you may or may not know,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: each time we roll the die.
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: we open up a portal.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: To some sort of demon dimension and evil forces come
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: and go and do as they please. So just if you,
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: if you didn't know that at home, this is one
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: of the things we're doing now is opening up demon portals.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: And we also kind of watch horror movies, but this
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: is one of the benefits, you know, fringe benefits that
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: comes with, you know, setting up a show that rolls
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: die and brings in horror movies and evil forces.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: It's the whole reason I joined.
• 32:56
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• 32:58
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• 33:04
  Speaker 3: horror club and you can enjoy all the fun and
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: games that comes along with the demon dimensions that we're
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: opening up and we talk about horror movies on occasion.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Sometime so brian what's the uh what's the minimum to
• 33:18
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• 33:19
  Speaker 9: That two bucks Two bucks, two American dollars, and you
• 33:23
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• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Two measly dollars, and you can have access to all
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: of the episodes. Now, granted, you can throw some more
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: at us, and we'll come up with some other crazy things,
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: but you get two dollars in, and you can listen
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: to every one of the bonus episodes, all horror-related, all
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: just for you. And on top of that, our little
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: promo we've got going now is the previously mentioned Rolling
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: of the Die, If you join up, you get to
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: give us a movie to put on the list, and
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: then we'll roll the die and potentially get to your
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: movie down the line.
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: We never know when.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: That's part of the evil forces that live inside the
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: 20-sided die. But you can be part of that if
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: you just join the club, and then you can get
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: your movie on the list and listen as we crack
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: open the thin little membrane that's containing evil on the
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: other side of the void. Each week, we're poking at
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: it with a stick. You can be part of that magic.
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: Evil magic.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Dark magic.
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: For $ 2.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: You are probably just going to throw that money in
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: the garbage anyway.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: I mean, you don't need anything to do with it now.
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: You can't go anywhere. You can't do anything functional. I
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: was lucky to come up with enough to scrape together
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: to get $ 6. 66 worth of goods because.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I don't go anywhere.
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: I don't do anything now. It's the wonderful world we
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: live in. So now you've got that extra two bucks
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: to throw towards something important.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Like this show.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: That did actually happen. It was at a Walgreens. And
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: the woman was like, oh, Lord.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: That's happened to me a handful of times. And I'm
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: always like, fantastic. I was somewhere. I don't remember what
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: And the lady actually told me. Like when the amount
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: rang up, she's like, oh, we'll just round this up
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: to 670. Like the hell you will. I was like,
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: you can round it down. I was like, but you're
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: not going to rip me off just because the cash
• 35:28
  Speaker 9: register rang up an evil, quote unquote, evil number.
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: Satan says you give me this for free.
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, there you go.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: Well, there you go.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: You don't have to round up if you want. You
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: can just leave it an even two bucks.
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: So there you go.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: If you want to round it up to $ 100, feel free.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I have a God level set up just for crazy
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: people that want to throw $ 100 at us.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: But you don't have to do that.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: We're really looking for like crazy millionaires that want to
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: just throw money at something weird.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: And we are those weirdos.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: So it's certainly an option if you're looking for that.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: But assuming you're not a millionaire, two bucks is.
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  Speaker 1: All you need.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: And we will take your $ 6. 66 if you have it.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: That's true.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: If you want to throw that in there every month
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: just to get on board with the evil, feel free.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: We are more than happy to go with that evil number,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: unlike that lady behind the counter.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Well, let's say you buy something for $ 3. 34.
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: Am I doing this math right?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I am or not.
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: I don't bother with math.
• 36:35
  Speaker 9: Well, let's say your change that comes back for whatever
• 36:37
  Speaker 9: reason is $ 6. 66 and you're scared to death of what's
• 36:40
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• 36:42
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• 36:45
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• 36:45
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• 36:46
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• 36:50
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• 36:52
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• 36:55
  Speaker 3: forces that live within our episodes.
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: Turned so televangelist.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Get out your pocketbooks you know.
• 37:04
  Speaker 7: That you want to give.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: That's what we're looking for some sort of demon televangelist
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: it's the ultimate level we're going for for this.
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• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, come here. Come here. This is Dan Roebuck,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: and I just want to tell you, you've got to
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: listen to Movie Meltdown.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: That's www.moviemeltdown.com.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: And if you don't know how to spell movie or meltdown, then.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: You don't deserve to listen to it anyway.
• 38:01
  Speaker 13: Oh, you've got to do the beat after me. A, B, C.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Easy as one, two, three. I'll sing when I go away. A, B, C.
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: One, two, three.
• 38:14
  Speaker 11: It is a time when magic is more powerful than science,
• 38:17
  Speaker 11: and only those who control the magic control destiny.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: They are the visionaries.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Visionaries, lights of the magical light.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Visionaries, magical powers they.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Fight.
• 38:30
  Speaker 12: Powers of light, they change, give and steal. Powers to
• 38:35
  Speaker 12: accomplish the greatest of deeds.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Visionaries, lights of the magical light. She was talking about
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: some toys or something the other day, and I was
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: telling her about, oh, you said you were a sucker
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: for toys with holograms.
• 38:53
  Speaker 12: Oh, Lord.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: So we started talking about visionaries.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, I was like, no. And
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't even remember most of the details
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: about it. I just remember standing in the store looking
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: at the package going.
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: Well, that's cool. I do, right?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so, Visionaries.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: And you were trying to explain it to me.
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: And I had questions.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was trying to explain the cartoon, and I
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: was like, here, just watch the intro.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, did you watch the cartoon?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: No. Because I watched the cartoon as a kid.
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: I just remember the toys, and I knew it was
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: a cartoon. Yeah. But I never paid attention enough to
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: even piece a story together. I had like Something about holograms.
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I had like two of the figures. But what am I... Yeah,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: it's like... Everybody has that one kid that's in their
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: neighborhood that has every toy that comes out.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: Thankfully, I didn't get that far. I got.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I had more Star Wars than most kids probably. But
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: I still didn't know. There's a lot of the big
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: ones that other kids had that I never got.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: There was me and a couple other friends that were like,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: you had to do yard work, you had to do dishes,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: and then you got your allowance, and then every once
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: in a while your parents would take you to Toys
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: R Us. And you'd be able to buy one or
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: two action figures. And then you had that one kid
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: that lived in the neighborhood whose parents just bought him
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: anything he wanted. He was like, I want this and
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: this and this and this. And you're all just super
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: stoked because you've got snake eyes. Yes, I've got snake eyes.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: And you go over to his house and he's got, oh,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I've got snake eyes and I've got the flag.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: And you're like, what?
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: What?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Here's my platoon of snake eyes. They're hanging out on
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: the deck of the flat.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: Jeez.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I remember working so hard one summer just to save
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: up enough money for a Sky Striker. And God, all
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: he had to do was just go like, I want
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: a Sky Striker and I want I want was the
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: other the Rattler and I want this and I want that.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: His parents just bought it for him. I was like,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: son of a bitch. I spent all summer mowing yards
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: to get the money for this.
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: I got like one or two at a time, like
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: figures wise.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: And I don't even remember how, like most of the
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: big stuff I would get just like Christmas or birthday.
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: And that was pretty much it. But I do remember specifically,
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: it was like, I think it had been my birthday
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: and I'd gotten money.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: And of course, like my only thing was like, well,
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: they're coming out with more Star Wars figures. And there
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: was like an ad in the paper. And I'm trying
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: to remember what it was for. Like, value city or
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: somewhere like.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Somewhere i didn't go to normally but i'm like but
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: they're on sale and i think i still had the
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: ad for years because it was like 97 cents or
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: something like they were like even then they were way
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: more than that and they were some sort of crazy
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: ass sale they were having and like i went there
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: with all of my birthday money and bought like 13
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: v it was like the most toys i've ever bought
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: myself at any one time in my life Now I
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: put that to shame all the time. But at the time,
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: I was like, I never had money, so I never
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: bought that much.
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: So I was like, everything. I was like, and this one,
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: and this. I don't even know. I haven't seen this movie.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: I don't know what this is, but I'm buying it anyway. Yeah,
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: that's the most I bought myself of little toys. Everything
• 42:06
  Speaker 7: else was just like, wait for Christmas, and maybe I'll
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: get a sleeve on.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: Never.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Never even got one as an adult.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: What?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Slave 1.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Do you want a Slave 1?
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: No, I don't want one now.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I bought the redone version and then I didn't like
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: the colors. And then I stuck my other one.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Back on the shelf.
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: I was like, well, I've still got the old one
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: and those colors are cooler.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I think when the second run came out, when they
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: did the re-release, I bought a bunch of the figures.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I re-bought an X-Wing. I think I wanted to buy
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: a Slave 1, but I think I think they were
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: hard to find, I want to say.
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: I know the figures were super hard to find at
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: the time.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: At the time.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Because then I was a dork and found some and
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: bought a bunch of them.
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: They're still in the box somewhere. If somebody out.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: There needs Power of the Force Boba Fett, let me
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: know because I've still got them in the package.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: My friend's mom worked at Walmart. Inside track. Inside track.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: So she would set the box aside of what we wanted. Like,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: we would tell her what we wanted, and she would
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: go through and pick them all out. You totally can't
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 43:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Can't do that.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: As someone who worked at a toy store for years,
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: that's fireable.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, his mom did that. And we also, one
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: of my buddies would go through, and if he found
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: figures that he needed but didn't have money for, he
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: would pop open the bottom shelf and shove them in there.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: And then we had money, we would come back.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: And get them. We'd, we'd find people doing that over
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: the years.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Hide them? Yeah, you hide them so that you can
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: come back and get them later.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Yup.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Yup.
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: The tricks of the illegal trade.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: Good times.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I ended up giving away all my Star
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Wars stuff. I had a friend, a really good friend
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: that was a huge Star Wars fan, uh, had all
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: the original figures and everything, like original, original figures when
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: we were a kid. And, uh, His house got hit
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: by a tornado.
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: And it destroyed, like, I mean, it destroyed their family's house.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: So his family was, like, homeless for a while. And
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I just was like, hey, here's all my Star Wars stuff.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: That's kind of awesome.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Because I was.
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: I still have those traumatic thoughts of.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Didn't that happen to what's-his-face that you all were good
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: friends with?
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which, again, I talked to him recently. I guess
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: I won't out him by name, but I talked to
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: him recently on the internets, and I think about that
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: all the time, because he was the kind of guy
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: who had, and anybody who knows him, one of which
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: in particular will know who I'm talking about right now.
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: It was a running joke that he had, I don't
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: even remember the number, like.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: 11 R5 D4s.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: Like, not R2.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: R5-D4.
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: The broken ass robot. And he had, like, variations of it.
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Like, this one was this package. But this was, like,
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: a weird thing that they did on this package that
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: was different than this other package.
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: All of them. He had all of them. Fire in
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: his house.
• 45:19
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: I still... Like, it creeps me out to think about that.
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: Lost all of his Star Wars toys.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Well, see, the only reason... The reason I gave all
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: my stuff to him was... He was a collector of stuff,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: and at the time, I wasn't really collecting anything, and
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I was still kind of living out of my car.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: You can't put all those Star Wars toys in your car.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't put all that shit in my car.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what? I was like, do
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I really need all this stuff? Because I go through
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: phases like that where I'm just like, you know what?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: All I need is a good knife and a backpack and.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like you've come around these days.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I approve of your stuff, so I don't care.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: 300 backpacks and a shit ton of knives.
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: Swords.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: 498 tiki mugs.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: As long as you got cool stuff. That's all that matters.
• 46:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: That's what gets us through.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, the thing is, too, I mean, we've
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: been in the same place for so long now. I
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: think this is the longest I've ever been in one place.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I used to move from year to year, so I
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: never spent more than a year in one place.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: And everything you have used to fit in this trunk
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: that's underneath.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the trunk that's back there in the corner. Everything
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I own fit in that trunk. So it used to
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: not be the crow trunk. It used to just be
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: my trunk. It's an instrument's trunk that... Came from.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: Where your tuba used to be.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Don't pretend. The Air Force.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: Your sousaphone.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Throw away.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: And that's the crow trunk.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: That's the crow trunk. Well, I mean... All my crow memorabilia.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: And Brandon Lee miscellaneous stuff. Huh? And they're miscellaneous Brandon
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Lee stuff or is it all the crow that they
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: had to.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: There's... Yeah, it's miscellaneous.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Laser mission in there?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, laser mission stuff.
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: Showdown in little Tokyo.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Stuff.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Yep, showdown. Stuff from Rapid Fire. A lot of movie posters.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Anything that I could grab from... Suncoast. Anything that I
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: could grab.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: So I sold you that stuff.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably sold me most of the stuff.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure. Because that is around the time I
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: remember you hanging out there. Yeah, I'd come in and
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: grab all the clear stuff.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I probably wronged you.
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: And went, damn, I was going to buy this. Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Waiting for stuff to go on sale. You know, I
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: I do have the City of Angels one sheet still
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: on the cardboard. Because the posters were hard to come by.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: He won't watch any of this.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: Oh, no, it's terrible. No, it is a nightmare.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: But it was... the posters would only come in once
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: most of the time.
• 47:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: And usually it was well before the movies came out
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: because it was like, here's the big release. Here's the
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: movies coming out this summer or whatever. So like you
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: would get those in like, so anything I got, so
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: most of the posters I had, I bought beforehand. A
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: lot of them were stuff I already knew, you know,
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: it was, or, you know, here's a Pulp Fiction poster.
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: It was like, Oh, well, cool. I know what that is.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: That one came out because it was one of the
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: new releases. And I was like, Oh fuck, it's the crow.
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: I need this.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: And then I got it, and it sat in the cardboard,
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: and then I went to the theater and saw it,
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: and I went, what the hell is going on here?
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Are you not a big fan of Vincent Perez? Is
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: it Vincent Perez?
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: It's... Again, I haven't watched it since the theater. I
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: was just so like.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Was Iggy Pop in that one?
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: I think that was the problem. And I like Iggy Pop,
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: even in stuff, not just musically. As an actor, he's
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: a weirdo, but sometimes he is perfect for the role,
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: but I feel like That, and they had another villain
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: type guy that was horrible. It's a whole thing. So, yeah,
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: I feel like Vincent was the least of their worries. But, yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: Never saw it.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Refused to see it.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: It's got the Edward Furlong one.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I refused to see that one, too.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Isn't there another one? Oh, the Eric Mobius?
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the one with, what's his face? I have.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I think I told you. I've got some of the Suncoast.
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: The big black and whites?
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 49:04
  Speaker 7: We were talking about those the other day somewhere.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: They are, but they're not. They came out during Halloween.
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: So they're big, huge cardboard, black and white. One of
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: them's got Michael Myers' face. The other one's got Freddy
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Krueger's face.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, you had Ash, too. Or did you not?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: It's the skull from Evil Dead. And the other one's Pinhead.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: I also still have a huge number of those big
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: black and whites from the top of the... So once again,
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: if you guys need those, I don't know how to
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: ship them without them being destroyed because any shipping company
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: is going to trash them.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: We do that on a regular basis.
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: So that's why I was like, I'm like, somebody out
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: there needs them. I don't want to get rid of them.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: You just need to set up a booth at these conventions.
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: If somebody will get me a booth and let me sell.
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: All this crap.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think you guys were supposed to give those away,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: were you?
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: In the beginning, we didn't. People used to ask for
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: them all day long.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Hey, can we buy these?
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: And I'm like, no, just go away. So for years,
• 49:59
  Speaker 7: we just told people, get lost.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: And then finally, I think they just wanted to swap
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: them out and put new stuff in there because they
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: were all really classic stuff. And then eventually, they picked
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: more like, Here's some cool 90s movies that we're going
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: to put up there.
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: Because technically the.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Guy told me they weren't supposed to get rid of them. Originally.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: And I bitched at him because I was like, the
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: other guy here the other day, I paid him money
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: and he said I could come get him. And the
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: guy was just like, all right, here, take him and
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: shut up.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Did you actually give the other guy money?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I don't know. But no, eventually they swapped out.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe I did. I don't know.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: They swapped out and put some new ones in there.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: And then they did officially sell them.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: But again, that was like a long time before that happened.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: And then if you were in some stores, some idiot
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: that worked there would buy a whole fucking bunch.
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: Of them and then not have anything to do with them.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: When I had my apartment, I remember that was the
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: only one I remember like kind of. And I have
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: somewhere I had the Back to the Future one that
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: was like Doc and Marty standing next to the DeLorean.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: That one was cool. I think I had that out
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: at one point. And then in that first apartment I had,
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: I had the Thelma and Louise were like sitting on
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: the car. I had that just like lean up against
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: the wall because they're so huge. You can't even hang
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: them up, really. They're just giant.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: So that was like sitting there just being cool. And
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: other than that, most of the others are in the
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: box that they were in right now. It was sat
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: there ever since.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: Because where the hell am.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I going to put them? They're giant. There was a
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: house that I lived in. that had this weird, creepy
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: ass basement that we didn't know it had a basement because,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: because the, because the fridge was in front of the
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: door that went to the basement, which was weird. We
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: didn't know.
• 51:48
  Speaker 7: Was there a secret door?
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: It was small. It was, it was weird. Dude, it
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: was a weird, weird house.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I do need a house with secret passages, but, uh,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: still waiting to put that together.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Uh, when we, when we got there, uh, I had
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: to move the fridge because somebody didn't like where the
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: fridge was, so I moved it, and when we did,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: there was a door there that was like a small door,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: like a door for a.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Hobbit? Like a pantry. Like a fucking closet for spices
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: and shit. So we opened that up, and I was like, oh, cool,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: it's like a little cabin with... Wait a minute, there's
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: stairs over here to the side. And you go down
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: the steps, rickety-ass steps, and it gets into the basement.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: And you flip on a light, and there's a little
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: room in the basement.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: I'm more surprised that light still works.
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: Why?
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: Because lights burn out.
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: And it's been years.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that it's been years, but.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: We'll pretend he had a torch if it makes it
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: more cinematic.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: But the lights, you know, it lit up, and I
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool. You know, there's a weird closet
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: down there. The mysterious bloodstains. And there was a door
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: off to the side. And that led to.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: The furnace.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: And it was an old house, so it still had
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: the coal furnace down there. But it had the new
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: furnace next to it, but it had the big old...
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: You know the burbs? The furnace that they burn the
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: people in? That's what that fucking furnace looked like.
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: So that's where they were burning?
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: It looked like the furnace from the burbs. I was like,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: holy shit, you know, that's cool.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Sounds like a horror movie.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: But that's where I put all my horror posters was
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: downstairs in that basement. I had everything set up with
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: my room, my DVD player and stuff like that. And
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: that was my hangout for a while.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: Reminds me of that thing I just saw on the internet.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: I guess it happened a couple months ago. A woman
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: in New York, I don't know if you all saw it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: She had this apartment in New York, which you know
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: apartments in New York are probably ridiculously overpriced anyways. She's
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: in her bathroom and she pulls her, she can feel
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: something from the mirror and she pulls her medicine cabinet
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: out and there's an abandoned, creepy, derelict apartment unused on
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: the other side of her apartment that seems like somebody's
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: been camping out in there.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, if not for that last part,
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, start moving in.
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: You get twice as much space for the same rent.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: But she crawled through there. Her friends were freaking out.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: They're like, what are you doing? Somebody could be over there.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: You don't know what's over there. If somebody's been squatting
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: in this empty, abandoned... Because first of all, whoever owned
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: this building could be charging more.
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you would think they would know that it was
• 54:37
  Speaker 7: there just so they could get more money.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: They would do a full check to make sure, where.
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: Else can I rent out in this? What corner of
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: the basement can I charge somebody $ 700 for?
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I've lived in some apartments like that. They're in the basement.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: No windows.
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: Fire hazard.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Absolutely no windows. Red flag.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: But just to think, because her medicine cabinet just popped
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: right out, so somebody could have been in there, popped
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: her medicine cabinet out, and came right into her place
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: at any time.
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: And maybe did, and put it back when they were done.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Don't know.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: The fact that she just crawled her ass in there, too,
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: with her, like, I'm going to go on an adventure. Like, bitch,
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: where are you going?
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: Well, I mean, you've seen that.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: That's how you die.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: That YouTube video, right?
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Which later, I'm pretty sure they said was fake, but
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: I assume everything on the internet's fake.
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: So at this point I'm like, I don't care. It's
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: just a fun story.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: But like the guy that kept noticing like stuff missing
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: from his refrigerator or whatever. So he like, without saying anything,
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: set up a camera and kind of left it running.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: And then like, there's this weird layout to this place.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: And like the whole, like up above this doorway is
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: this whole big like area. And like the middle of
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: the night, like this lady pops the door open and
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: comes down and standing around his kitchen drinking his orange
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: juice or.
• 55:53
  Speaker 10: Whatever there have been real things of that happening yeah
• 55:55
  Speaker 10: i think that stuff is all real i think that
• 55:57
  Speaker 10: footage was faked but all of the stories about it
• 56:00
  Speaker 10: you know there's plenty of true stories that are the
• 56:02
  Speaker 10: exact same thing.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Happening that's such a nightmare we don't have to worry
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: about it here because that's see that's the plan for
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: us hoarders you put enough shit.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: In there nobody can come get that was even as
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: a kid that was my plan because other people like
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: kids would be worried about like.
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: Underneath the bed. I'm like, man, I had so much shit.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Ain't nothing getting under my bed.
• 56:20
  Speaker 7: No monster or woogie man could ever get under there,
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: so I was safe.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: No monster big enough to do any damage. We could
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: have little mice-sized monsters underneath there, maybe.
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: Which you get those later. Stories to tell in the dark.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, dude, I showed Boyfriend some pictures from those books.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: They are fucking still some of the most terrifying shit
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: I've ever seen. Did you ever watch that movie?
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: Is that the The one recently?
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: I keep forgetting.
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: What's the one from.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: What's the one a few years before that that was
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: the Guillermo del Toro produced one about the little.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: People in the dark? Oh, is that got the one
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: that had the teeth fairy?
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: No. It's another. What was that from? It's a whole
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: different one.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: What was that from?
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: There is a tooth fairy movie from like 90s?
• 57:05
  Speaker 12: No.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: It seemed like it was a part of a different
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: movie where it had these little fairies.
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: But I don't remember.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I don't remember why they were tooth fairies. I don't
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: think they came after your teeth.
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: I think they had teeth.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: And I think they just did.
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: They look like The Rock.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: No.
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: I might have seen this movie.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think of something I'd watched lately.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: I.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Remember hearing about this when it came out. And then
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, anything about the world ending, I'll
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: probably watch that. Especially these days.
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: So I watched How It Ends.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: I remember hearing about it, but I never watched it.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one of those that just, I think it
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: might be Netflix produced.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: Just popped up on Netflix and you're like, oh. And
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: I would assume it's like, oh, this random movie with
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: nobody in it. But Forest Whitaker's in it. I'm like, okay.
• 57:59
  Speaker 7: So it must be like a pretty legit movie.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: What the hell? It's got....
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: All these pieces of things that could make a cool movie,
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: and then.
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: They just kind of go, but we're going to go
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: over here instead. So watch them drive around for.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: An hour and a half instead. What was the del
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Toro one you were talking about?
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: That's a whole different thing.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Well, you mentioned it. Now I want to know what
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: it was. I thought it had something to do with
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: the scary tales to tell in the dark. Or scary stories.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: This was the other one that was like the remake
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: of the TV movie that had little creatures in it
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: that would come out in the dark and climb around.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: No.
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: Now we have to look it up. So, yes.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: The Scary Stories to Tell the Dark, more recently, was
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: produced by Del Toro.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: And I saw it, and it was actually, yeah, I was...
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: I ended up... I expected it to be something else.
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: It was actually a little more of a conventional... Creepy
• 59:01
  Speaker 7: kids running around.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Again, I think it focused more on the kids, which
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: I liked. So I liked that part of the story.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: And then there were some creepy monsters, too.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: For me, in a kids movie, it was really creepy.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: It had some creepy stuff. Did you ever see the books, though?
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: I've seen the pictures in it after the fact. It
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: is one of those, somehow, as a kid, I didn't
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: see those as much as I liked weird, scary stuff
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: as a kid, but no.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: I've got a couple of them, and holy shit, they're creepy.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's... that more recent one the one i
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: was originally thinking of was the 2010 one.
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: That's don't be afraid of the dark that is also
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: produced by del toro and was pretty good actually again
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: it's one of those you can always tell when he's
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: producer and not director so it's not quite as cool
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: as most of his stuff but you can see he's
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: got his hand in it and it's creepy and but
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: yeah it had little creatures and it was kind of
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: a redone version of an old story and I.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Remember it being pretty cool.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember that one. But yeah, that End of
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: the World movie. What the hell, man? It was just.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: I don't know where they got that guy from. There's
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: like the main dude and he ends up like visiting
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: his girlfriend's parents and then at that moment the world
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: like shuts down or some sort of thing. There's an event.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: We don't really know what it is. And then he
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: decides he's gonna go like drive back halfway across country
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: to get to his girlfriend. And of course, then her
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: dad wants to go with him. So it's this, they're
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: already not great. You know, it's the weird in-laws thing.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: They're like not really getting along anyway when he gets
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: with him.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: And now they're stuck on a road trip together trying
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: to go save her.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: There's moments that are like, okay, that's got potential. And
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: then there's just, they don't ever really get to anything.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: epic enough to sell this, like, end-of-the-world thing. There's, like,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: every day or two some other weird things going on.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: And you're like, okay, that's kind of a cool idea
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: if we went with it. And then they drive on
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: and something else happens.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: And I'm like, but... Well, what the hell was that about?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: And why did we... And then we get to the end.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: And I won't spoil it, but I'm just like... Credits here? Really?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: Like, it just.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how they sprung for Forest Witter.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming that was the whole budget.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: Because, I mean, even the effects weren't that amazing.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: Maybe it was somebody a favor or something.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: I'm assuming it was one of those deals. It was like,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: we're probably not going to get this greenlit. Wait, we
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: suckered Forest into doing this? Okay, we got the backing now.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: We can make this move. So, yeah.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: Anything else we need to say?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 7: Did you watch anything else?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Because I don't think I watched anything.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: I was trying to think if there was anything else.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: We could talk some more about Tommy Dawkins and how
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: dreamy he is.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: That's every day of your life.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: I know it is. He likes to ride bicycles. And
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: likes the Denver Broncos. I don't know about him and
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: his personal life.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: See, on the other hand, I mentioned I watched this recently,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: but I didn't go into it.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: I did finally.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: I saw it pop up on Redbox, and I was like, hmm,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: what is that? Seems like I would know a movie
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: called Love and Monsters. But I hadn't heard anything about it.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: And then it sat there for several times. I passed
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: by it and I'm like, I don't really have time
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: But one of these times, I'll probably get that. I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: finally did. Really liked it. I was surprised. I expected
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: it to just be kind of dumb.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, the premise may be in your brain.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: I don't know. But I thought it was fun. And
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: it had a pretty well put together story of this...
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 7: guy again.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: It's it's into the world so that's the most important
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: part but so the world's taken over by giant monsters
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: that are sort of variations of things that are already
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: here so like some sort of giant frog or a
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: lizard or something but they just become this giant mutated
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: version and some of them are just weird things they're
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: just like i don't know what that is but it's
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: kind of cool looks like it rolled out a never-ending
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: story so i'm sold on it so there's lots of
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: giant monsters only if it's.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: Not the first one and not the second one because
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: that weird.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Bird creature those other two But the yeah, it was
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: it was a surprisingly well put together like version of
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: this guy who kind of had never done anything again.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: He'd been like locked in a bunker.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: More or less.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 7: Everybody just sort of the people that survived, like took
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: off and went to different bunkers. And like this girl
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: that was his girlfriend was in one that was like
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: miles and miles away. And like he hadn't even talked
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: to her in years. And finally they got like a
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: ham radio set up going. And he found out she
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: was still alive and she was still there. So he's
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: just like, oh my God, I'm going to go see her.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: So he decides to go. Well, yeah, probably not a
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: good plan, but he decides to go out and make
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: his way to her.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: What was the TV show that we watched that had
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: the exact same premise as this, except for with no monsters?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: End of the World. End of the World Apocalypse. And
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: he has to go find his girlfriend who he thought
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: was dead.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Who ends up being a complete, just horrible person.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: She's the worst. But what was it?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't remember.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: That was a good show. I liked that show.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: But it had the exact same, like, he had to
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: go find his girlfriend because he thought she was dead.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: It was a zombie apocalypse that only affected the adults.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: Well, it was Daybreakers. I watched that because you told
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: me about it.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: Wasn't it good?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: I really liked Daybreakers. It was awesome.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: And she was a horrible person.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: I mean.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: She was, don't lie. Don't sugarcoat it.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: They did it.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I thought that was an amazing show
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: because everybody continually changed. Like they would get an episode
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: to themselves and you'd be like, okay, I know who
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: this person is.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: I got them figured out.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: And then like you'd get a different perspective from somebody
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: else or from a different scenario.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: And you're like, oh, well now they're. huh, like everybody
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: kind of had a different facet to them the more
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: you got into it.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Again, way more sophisticated character development than you expect about
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: a zombie apocalypse kind of a show.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: But it was so good. Especially a funny one is
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: as entertaining as that was. So good.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was really impressed with that.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: And Love and Monsters 2. It's that same kind of thing.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: It's like, it really, like, by the end of it,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: it gets this whole, like, It develops the characters pretty well,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: and it has him going on this whole, like, figuring
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: out who he's supposed to be in this world. And, like, yeah,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: way more than I expected.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: And the monsters must look pretty cool, because this was
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: my comment recently, was, like, it got nominated for an Oscar.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: So, in a year when they didn't make that many movies... Fuck.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: The Oscars, I will repeat again, because they left out Marianne.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, Lord.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: And I know she was more of a TV actress
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: than a movie actress, but if I had to fucking
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: sit through The Town That Dreaded Sun, or whatever. Sundown. Whatever.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Then she should have at least been, because she was
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: in more than a few movies.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: And Corey Hayne.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: She was in a couple.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: Well, that was a given. That's why. Yeah, they're already
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: dead to me for cutting out Corey Hayne. But fuck them,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: double fuck them for leaving out Mary Ann.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: And they put a lot of people in, because I
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: watched it this year, and they were flying through.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: I guess because a lot of people died last year.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: But like it was triple time compared to most years.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Like most years it's just like person sits there for
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: a beat. Go to the next person. This was like person, person, person.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: I was just like, geez, I don't even know who
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: this person was. If they weren't a huge person that
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: you already recognize, if you're like a hairdresser. Oh, no,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: I don't know. It's gone now. Special effect. Nope, nope, gone.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Like any of these other people. I'm like, I don't
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: even know who they were. They're dead already. And now
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: I don't even get to learn who they were.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: Because you guys were scrolling through this shit. Anyway, monsters.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: Monsters are cool. It also has crazy-ass Michael Rooker in it.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: Ah, Rooker.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: And he's as entertaining as he always is. How can
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: you not love Michael Rooker? Even if you think he's
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: a crazy bastard, you're right. And he's adorable, and you
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: have to love him. So it's got him in a
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: special appearance. And what is that girl's name?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: Ariana Greenblatt?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Who I only know because, again, she's on kid shows.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 7: But, like, for a little kid actress, she's surprisingly good.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: So, they have a nice little appearance in there.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: So, yeah, it was a lot of fun. I'm surprised.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: I always forget that Michael Rooker's in... Mall rats.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: How do you forget? What were you going to say earlier?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: You were going to say something.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: It's not important. I just always forget.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: Because this has been in a complete and utter.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: Because everything else is essential knowledge on this show.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't really care. So it wasn't
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: that important.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: It's important to me. Your thoughts and feelings.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Really? Are they?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 7: What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: What? That my every thought is that important?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: Not every thought.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Something of some stupid shit.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: I know. You usually tell me those thoughts. Why is
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: this one any different?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: We usually devote a whole episode to them.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you talking about?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: That hasn't been said. That's been brought to you by
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: this episode. So, these were our crazy thoughts. It's good
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: to catch up. Get these important thoughts out there into
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: the world every once in a while. maybe next time
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: we'll watch a movie anything else to pass along to
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: people this time around.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: Social distance yeah still.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Don't give it up i hope we get rid of
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: the mask because i'm sick of fighting with them but
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: i'm fine with staying six feet away.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: From pretty much everybody all the time yeah yeah even
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 7: people i know i usually don't need to be that
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: close I know, right? Unless I'm cutting through and then
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: I'm like, no.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: Huge.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: Just trying to get over there and get a drink.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Do you do the low crawl?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 13: No.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: Duck.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: If you duck, it's fine. As long as you duck
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: or you go. So keep that in mind, guys. Social
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 7: distancing for the rest of your lives. All right. Otherwise,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: that about does it. We will return next time. Same
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 12: I don't want to go to work. I don't want
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 12: to go to sleep. I don't want to do it.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 12: I don't want to do it. I don't want to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 12: pay my rent. I don't want to write a song.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 13: It could be that I'm lazy or unmotivated.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: I've got plenty to do.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 8: I just want to hang out with you. Just want
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 8: to hang out with you. But I want to hang
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 8: out with you.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: Just want to hang out with you.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: I don't want to call my friends.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 12: I don't want to hear
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 12: .
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: .
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 13: .
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 8: Just wanna hang out with you.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: But I wanna hang out with you.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 12: Just wanna hang out with you.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: That the days are mine and when I wake up
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: it's not always just this magic all I see is
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: a heart I want and when I'm with you it's
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: something to do with magic I know that the days
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: are mine and when I wake up it's not always
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: just this magic but all I see is a heart
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: I want and when I'm with you it's something.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: To do with magic.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 8: But I wanna hang out with you Just wanna hang
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 8: out with you But I wanna hang out with you
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 8: Just wanna hang out with you Just wanna hang.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: Out with you What are you watching?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Robo Malibu That looks awful Oh it's awful It's like
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Terminator but.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 11: In the next episode of The Transformers, the evil Decepticons
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 11: create a tremendous tidal wave. Optimus Prime battles his archenemy
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 11: Megatron high atop Sherman Dam. And Megatron discovers the ruby
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 11: crystals of Burma. All in the next exciting episode of
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 11: The Transformers.
• 1:13:02
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• 1:13:05
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• 1:13:09
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  Speaker 11: Talk hard!
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  Speaker 7: This program is a proud member of the Battleship Pretension Fleet.