Latest / The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show / The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Chris Broussard, LeBron’s global conspiracy, PGA's COVID mistake
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- 0:04Speaker 1: All right out wrong, a little story. You're alive from Philly.
- 0:09Speaker 1: It's the Polly and Tony Foolsco Shows. Always Folly Foolsco.
- 0:15Speaker 1: Here with Tony Foolsco and Tony. You know, last week
- 0:19Speaker 1: we had the worst guest we've ever had on this show,
- 0:22Speaker 1: unless you don't count Jason Whitlock of course anyway, tsn
- 0:26Speaker 1: Anchor and so called comedian Jay on right, who kept
- 0:30Speaker 1: trying to be a humorous I guess, and you know
- 0:33Speaker 1: that approach just does not work on this show frankly
- 0:36Speaker 1: anywhere for that matter. This is sports. You have to
- 0:40Speaker 1: be serious, unless, of course you're the legendary Kenny Maine,
- 0:45Speaker 1: then you have caught blanche absolutely Anyway, this week we
- 0:50Speaker 1: somehow have an even worse guest. You know, we'd swore
- 0:53Speaker 1: we'd never have this clown on the show again, right,
- 0:55Speaker 1: but when Lebron got booted out of the playoffs, you know,
- 0:58Speaker 1: went down in flames like the Hidden except even worse.
- 1:01Speaker 1: You know, we decided to make an exception just to
- 1:04Speaker 1: see how this guy could somehow talk his way out
- 1:06Speaker 1: of it. Biased NBA analysts and unashamed Lebron lover Chris
- 1:12Speaker 1: Brusade and you know, We're also going to ask him
- 1:15Speaker 1: another question about his Twitter following, like how the hell
- 1:18Speaker 1: he got one point four million followers him? How many
- 1:23Speaker 1: you know Benjamin's did that cost them? Yeah? You know,
- 1:26Speaker 1: we would never get to that number because we actually
- 1:30Speaker 1: get rid of followers. We keep up all our counts
- 1:34Speaker 1: very exclusive, like a V I P Club. Yep. But
- 1:38Speaker 1: first we have to mention our presenting sponsor. The Pauli
- 1:42Speaker 1: and Tony Fusco Show is sponsored by Rocos Cheese Steaks.
- 1:45Speaker 1: As they say, if you don't like Rockos, keep it
- 1:48Speaker 1: to yourself. You're worthless, waste of life. Yeah, get the
- 1:51Speaker 1: funk out of here. Yep. Now, before we bring Chris
- 1:55Speaker 1: Brusade in here in a few minutes, it's time for
- 1:57Speaker 1: one of our most populous segments. I you know, you know,
- 2:01Speaker 1: we don't just talk sports on this show like lazy
- 2:03Speaker 1: bums though. Now we break down the content into creative,
- 2:07Speaker 1: incisive ways. So this is where we wrap up all
- 2:11Speaker 1: the sports news and we tell you whether they are
- 2:14Speaker 1: good or not good or not good at right. First
- 2:21Speaker 1: out Playgate, Lebron James and the Lakers got booted by
- 2:25Speaker 1: the Phoenix Suns in the first round of the NBA Playoffs, Tony,
- 2:30Speaker 1: is this good or not good? This is good. We
- 2:35Speaker 1: told you that the Lakers winning the NBA title and
- 2:38Speaker 1: the bubble was complete bullshit, and now we have the proof.
- 2:43Speaker 1: In fact, when you look at it now back in retrospection,
- 2:48Speaker 1: you have to wonder if Lebron released COVID just so
- 2:52Speaker 1: he could get into the bubble and win that title. Absolutely.
- 2:57Speaker 1: In fact, we have shocking news to break on the
- 3:00Speaker 1: show here right In doing our research for this show,
- 3:04Speaker 1: we typed Lebron, James and Wu Han into Google and
- 3:09Speaker 1: the first thing that popped up was a link to Facebook, which,
- 3:12Speaker 1: as you know, is a very reliable source, and there
- 3:15Speaker 1: was a picture of Lebron in Wuhan in August of
- 3:20Speaker 1: This is true, people, you can Google it and look
- 3:22Speaker 1: it up. It just seems when you put it together,
- 3:26Speaker 1: Covid Lebron, you know there it is, Tony. Yep, it's true.
- 3:31Speaker 1: You see, we already know Lebron needs to team up
- 3:34Speaker 1: with people to win a title. Well, it seems a
- 3:37Speaker 1: few years ago he teamed up with Chinese laboratory scientists
- 3:42Speaker 1: determined to unleash a plague in order to change the
- 3:46Speaker 1: balance of power in the NBA. Doesn't it just all
- 3:51Speaker 1: like together when you hear it laid out like that one?
- 3:55Speaker 1: All right? Next up, golfer John Ram tested positive for
- 4:00Speaker 1: COVID and was forced to withdraw from the PG eight
- 4:03Speaker 1: Towards Memoriam tournament, even though he had a six shot lead. Poorly,
- 4:10Speaker 1: is this good or not good? Clearly this is not good.
- 4:15Speaker 1: First of all, if you play a tournament with COVID,
- 4:18Speaker 1: you should get to start with like a ten stroke lead.
- 4:21Speaker 1: I mean that is only fair. But Tony, you have
- 4:24Speaker 1: to be impressed with Ram's performance on COVID. Yep. It's
- 4:29Speaker 1: clear COVID actually gave him an edge. Yep. And you know,
- 4:33Speaker 1: don't be surprised people if there's a ripple effect here.
- 4:36Speaker 1: I mean, the players on tour are gonna go ask
- 4:39Speaker 1: their doctors not for vaccinations but for COVID because they
- 4:44Speaker 1: want that COVID edge. Absolutely. You know, Hideki matsu Yama, Japanese,
- 4:50Speaker 1: lives close to China. You now have to wonder if
- 4:54Speaker 1: he had COVID when he won the Masters. You absolutely
- 4:58Speaker 1: go all right, find a Duke University held a ceremony
- 5:03Speaker 1: to announce that coach k will be retiring from basketball
- 5:07Speaker 1: following the conclusion of next season, Tony, was this good
- 5:12Speaker 1: or not good? This was good and it was good
- 5:16Speaker 1: because we won our bet. You know a lot of
- 5:19Speaker 1: people don't know this, but on some of the gambling sites,
- 5:23Speaker 1: you could bet on which song coach k would walk
- 5:26Speaker 1: out to at the start of the ceremony, and we
- 5:29Speaker 1: nailed it. Of course, it was every time we touched
- 5:34Speaker 1: by Cascada. It was so obvious because Duke does so
- 5:38Speaker 1: much touch passing. That's what they're known for. You know.
- 5:43Speaker 1: In fact, this bet paid off so well for us
- 5:46Speaker 1: that Tony put futures bets down on the songs for
- 5:49Speaker 1: when other coaches retire. Uh, Tony, Hey, when John Calipari retires?
- 5:55Speaker 1: What song is it? Gonna be? Father Figure by Joy Michael,
- 6:01Speaker 1: because he's a father figure to his players. Boom, alright,
- 6:07Speaker 1: what about tell the people when Jim Beheim retires? Sitting
- 6:11Speaker 1: on the dock of the Bay Jim Beheim A classic
- 6:16Speaker 1: song written and performed by the great Michael Bolton. Great performance.
- 6:22Speaker 1: What about when tom Izzo retires? Tom Izzo? Is this
- 6:27Speaker 1: love by White Snake Izzo is perfect? You know, we
- 6:34Speaker 1: could go on here, but we don't want to shift.
- 6:36Speaker 1: You know, the betting lines here. Uh and anyway, I
- 6:38Speaker 1: see our guest he's coming on the line. He actually
- 6:41Speaker 1: had the balls to show. Who know. Alright, let's bring
- 6:44Speaker 1: him on the FUSCO satellite network. Alright, this guy NBA
- 6:52Speaker 1: analyst you've seen regularly on the FS one on Disputed,
- 6:56Speaker 1: you know, if you have time to watch that nonsense.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Also co host the sports show The Odd Couple with
- 7:02Speaker 1: Rob Parker. We'll get into that in the moment. Anyway,
- 7:05Speaker 1: let's get him on here first. Chris Brussad, welcome to
- 7:08Speaker 1: the show. Welcome back. Aren't you supposed to be kind?
- 7:11Speaker 1: I mean, what kind of introduction that you want? Let's
- 7:16Speaker 1: sense and all that. Let me let me tell you.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Let me tell you. First of all, let me tell
- 7:21Speaker 1: you about your co host there, Rob Parker. We had
- 7:24Speaker 1: him on the show a couple of weeks ago. He
- 7:25Speaker 1: comes on here. You know what he told our guest
- 7:27Speaker 1: Booker told our guest book can he keep the interview
- 7:30Speaker 1: to ten minutes? Can you believe how rude that is?
- 7:34Speaker 1: No class, Ten minutes is a long time with you guys.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well one minute with you is a long time. Anyway,
- 7:43Speaker 1: last time we had you on the show. Let's face it,
- 7:46Speaker 1: you were so high on yourself because you boldly predicted
- 7:50Speaker 1: that Lebron would win in the Bubble. Well now he
- 7:53Speaker 1: just flamed out of the playoffs like the Hindenburg except worse.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Don't you think it's time for you to admit that
- 7:59Speaker 1: his Bubble victory was just total bullshit? Come on, yeah, no,
- 8:03Speaker 1: the Bubble was legit. It was as legitiate championships. Here's
- 8:08Speaker 1: that take. Everybody played by the same rules, everybody lived
- 8:13Speaker 1: in everybode broke the rules, and we're gonna get into
- 8:17Speaker 1: that right here. We date some research, Chris, this is true.
- 8:20Speaker 1: We googled Lebron, James and Wuhan and we found that
- 8:24Speaker 1: Lebron was in Wuhan in August of yep. So when
- 8:29Speaker 1: you put it together, you have to assume that Lebron
- 8:32Speaker 1: worked with a team of Chinese laboratory scientists to develop
- 8:35Speaker 1: and release COVID so we can win a title. Come
- 8:37Speaker 1: on your thoughts, you you guys are just sound like
- 8:42Speaker 1: a bunch of disgruntled It was our face got there
- 8:46Speaker 1: booing Santa Clause, and you should be ashamed. You're just
- 8:50Speaker 1: jealous that we broke the story and you didn't. The
- 8:54Speaker 1: bullets are. We'll see how much traction that one gets.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Don't look for that to be debated on un disputed right.
- 9:04Speaker 1: They have so much more important things to debate, like
- 9:07Speaker 1: would MJ beat Lebron in a hot dog eating contest? Alright, look,
- 9:12Speaker 1: but back to Lebron though. You know we got other
- 9:14Speaker 1: we all got other sources. You know what we heard.
- 9:17Speaker 1: This is fascinating why Lebron spun out of the playoffs.
- 9:20Speaker 1: He was kept trying to talk politics during the game.
- 9:23Speaker 1: We heard he was trying to talk to Kuzma about
- 9:26Speaker 1: voting rights during the game and Kuzma was like, not now, Lebron,
- 9:29Speaker 1: I'm trying to God, Chris Paul, can you believe that? Hey,
- 9:34Speaker 1: Lebron is the great work off the court. He had
- 9:38Speaker 1: a lot to do with the last election. You gotta
- 9:41Speaker 1: give him credit for that. Right, We're just saying, keep
- 9:44Speaker 1: keeping during the game. The game, and we all live.
- 9:48Speaker 1: We we all know why the Lakers are out and
- 9:52Speaker 1: he had very little Lebron James, come on, you kidding me?
- 9:57Speaker 1: How about Anthony David spending the same one point five
- 10:00Speaker 1: million on his body that Lebron spens on his Anthony
- 10:05Speaker 1: Davis was working so hard he pore his his growing
- 10:10Speaker 1: off of his balls and his cock. It came off.
- 10:13Speaker 1: He was jumping and it came off. He had to
- 10:15Speaker 1: work double hard to make up for Lebron. That's hard work.
- 10:19Speaker 1: I'm trying to get that picture out of my mind.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Now I'm scarred for the rest of his ten minute
- 10:25Speaker 1: interview NBA. You know, get what don't you think? Yeah,
- 10:30Speaker 1: don't you think, though Chris like Lebron should retire. It's
- 10:35Speaker 1: so hard to see an old player on his last
- 10:38Speaker 1: legs like he is right now. Is it better to
- 10:41Speaker 1: call it quits than wait till it's too late. It's
- 10:43Speaker 1: the decent thing to do. No, Look, he's got two
- 10:46Speaker 1: years left on his deal, I believe, and he's playing well.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Look he's not quite the old Lebron James, I'll give
- 10:52Speaker 1: you that, but he can run the point this stage
- 10:56Speaker 1: of his career. They need to get another star to
- 10:58Speaker 1: play with him, and they d let Lebron run the
- 11:01Speaker 1: point average about two points a game, and to assist.
- 11:05Speaker 1: I think that that could work. See you don't know
- 11:08Speaker 1: what you're talking about, and I'll just go to still
- 11:10Speaker 1: show you this. Lebron had the answer right in front
- 11:13Speaker 1: of him, and he let him go Dwight Howard m VP.
- 11:17Speaker 1: Clearly he was the centerpiece of that Lakers organization. I mean,
- 11:20Speaker 1: you look at it now, Dwight Howard is on the
- 11:23Speaker 1: number one seed, the six is heading for a title,
- 11:25Speaker 1: and Lebron is heading for a drive through at a
- 11:28Speaker 1: Wendy's come on, admitted Dwight Howard and heading for a title.
- 11:31Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought up just sixer. Your sixers are
- 11:34Speaker 1: struggling with the mediocre Atlanta Hawks, all right, let's start
- 11:37Speaker 1: with them. And they don't want to see Brooklyn. Believe me,
- 11:43Speaker 1: they do not want to see the Brooklyn Nets to
- 11:47Speaker 1: be what. Brooklyn can't stay healthy. James Harden's got one
- 11:52Speaker 1: bad hamstring. He's also a tick tack from two hundred
- 11:56Speaker 1: sixty pounds. Katie is injury prone, kai Re is crazy prone.
- 12:02Speaker 1: Blake Griffin is Blake Griffin prone. That's that's your strategy,
- 12:07Speaker 1: that's your game plan. Katy and Kyrie get hurt. That's it.
- 12:11Speaker 1: That's what Doc's drawing up in the up exactly. Don't worry, guys,
- 12:17Speaker 1: don't get hurt. That's the process works for the Sixes
- 12:20Speaker 1: and the Mafia. Stop it. You just worry about getting
- 12:24Speaker 1: by the Hawks. First, goodness, you better worry about you
- 12:27Speaker 1: better worry about getting to your car after this interview,
- 12:30Speaker 1: because yeah, I think there's a fifty percent chance you
- 12:33Speaker 1: don't make it and he can start in the engine,
- 12:36Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. You've been dominated. Yeah,
- 12:43Speaker 1: I got to words for you, guys, Carson wits how
- 12:46Speaker 1: you like? We were very gorgel this whole interview with you.
- 12:55Speaker 1: We were very polite. And now I'm gonna bring up
- 12:57Speaker 1: cause you want to bring up a touchy subject, I'll
- 12:59Speaker 1: bring up a subject. Okay, your Twitter account, you have
- 13:03Speaker 1: one point four million followers to come and tell us
- 13:06Speaker 1: how did you How did you pay for those? Was
- 13:08Speaker 1: it a per follower deal or was it more of
- 13:10Speaker 1: a batch deal? I got love baby, they loved me
- 13:14Speaker 1: out on Twitter Land, Twitter sphere followers. Yeah, all your
- 13:20Speaker 1: followers like Jake underscore four three five to exclamation point
- 13:26Speaker 1: dampers and yeah, what are the following you for? All?
- 13:29Speaker 1: I see a lot of bad takes and a lot
- 13:31Speaker 1: of yelling, That's all I see. Yeah, that's also Chris.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Too many too many followers. In fact, you know, Paulie
- 13:38Speaker 1: and I what we do we get rid of followers
- 13:41Speaker 1: because we want our account to remain exclusive. Is that
- 13:46Speaker 1: why you have one point four followers instead of see
- 13:50Speaker 1: we love, I'll see you know they're seeing your ratings?
- 13:56Speaker 1: Oh really you have? Yeah, they're lord. And then Jalen
- 14:00Speaker 1: hurts completion percentage. I can't. I'd like to see you complete.
- 14:09Speaker 1: I can take it. This is what happens when you
- 14:13Speaker 1: get back against the wall and you know you've got
- 14:16Speaker 1: nothing left in the tank. You just start yelling. That's
- 14:18Speaker 1: what your go through is a civil discord. All right?
- 14:23Speaker 1: Are you were questioning me from day one, from the
- 14:26Speaker 1: moment you you you started introducing me, but not now
- 14:29Speaker 1: you're winding. Now I pushed back in your upset. Now
- 14:33Speaker 1: I'm playing dirty. Now, you know we were very polite
- 14:36Speaker 1: to you. All we wanted to do was invite you
- 14:39Speaker 1: to have a civil discussion about how you don't know
- 14:42Speaker 1: jack shit about basketball and that you take suck and
- 14:46Speaker 1: you started insulting us for no reason. You want to
- 14:50Speaker 1: talk ratings. I rate this interview and f unless unless
- 14:55Speaker 1: you can turn it around and I'll give you one. Yeah,
- 14:59Speaker 1: come on and at it right now. Lebron's title in
- 15:02Speaker 1: the bubble should be vacated. To say it right, here
- 15:05Speaker 1: right now, say it. I will not that title. Well,
- 15:10Speaker 1: guess guess what's about to be vacated, the seat and
- 15:14Speaker 1: the phone line that you're on, because guess what, Chris Bruce,
- 15:18Speaker 1: you're criss cross show. Kick off the show. We can't,
- 15:26Speaker 1: we can't the show. I'm taking it over your show.
- 15:30Speaker 1: No ja, I'm taking over your silly little show. He said,
- 15:34Speaker 1: You're like, do you know I did not make it stop?
- 15:38Speaker 1: I will not. You know you cannot? All right, breaks
- 15:42Speaker 1: are dropping too low. We gotta up the phone now, please,
- 15:45Speaker 1: the ratings are getting too low. People don't like you.
- 15:48Speaker 1: We need to go on. The name is Fusco anyway,
- 15:51Speaker 1: what kind of name is Brussade? Is that French for you?
- 15:54Speaker 1: Is that? The answer? Is that? The answer? This is
- 15:58Speaker 1: the interview that won't. I'm gonna eat my old Somebody
- 16:05Speaker 1: drive a steak through his heart. Jay ripped the cord
- 16:08Speaker 1: out of the wall. Guys got nothing from me. I
- 16:11Speaker 1: came into your place and cartort is he up the line. Unbelievable,
- 16:20Speaker 1: you know, just terrible behavior via Chris Brussad. The yeah,
- 16:25Speaker 1: very confrontational. You know you don't act that way when
- 16:28Speaker 1: you go on and show. Absolutely not And you know, Tony,
- 16:32Speaker 1: we can't let that get to us because right now
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- 18:59Speaker 1: you called the Spanish golfer John Ram Yeah, yeah, no,
- 19:04Speaker 1: his name is John Rom. Oh yeah, well I'm gonna
- 19:10Speaker 1: rob my fist up your asshole. Yeah, you'll be sitting
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- 19:18Speaker 1: of your rights? What two Tony. You also called the
- 19:24Speaker 1: event the Memorial Tournament. It's the Memorial Tournament, not Memoriam.
- 19:32Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you're gonna be in Memoriam when you
- 19:36Speaker 1: die tonight. Yeah, it'll be like the Oscars Montage tribute,
- 19:42Speaker 1: but with no light applause, just cold silence and that
- 19:47Speaker 1: you should shut up no more. What The song Sitting
- 19:53Speaker 1: on the Dock of the Bay was written by Otis Redding.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Michael Bolton. He just covered it, and this version it
- 20:02Speaker 1: is like ten times worse. How dare you disrespect the
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- 20:14Speaker 1: bolting your head to the floor until you appreciate his greatness.
- 20:20Speaker 1: Yeah enough, out of you. The show is an embarrassment.
- 20:24Speaker 1: You should be embarrassed. No, what we should be doing
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- 20:35Speaker 1: show at gmail dot com was still going. We've got thousands.
- 20:39Speaker 1: In the meantime, Tony Big breaking those. He's finally confirmed
- 20:45Speaker 1: for next week. So excited. Super Bowl Hero Eagles legend
- 20:49Speaker 1: Nick fo Wow, long time. But in the meantime, you
- 20:55Speaker 1: know we're not gonna thank Chris Brussad. Instead of a
- 20:59Speaker 1: ten minute limit, we should have had a zero minute limit.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Hello goodbye. On that note, remember follow us on Facebook, Instagram.
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- 21:23Speaker 1: great job, as always seem to you, Polly, another floorless show.
- 21:29Speaker 1: There you go, We'll see you next week. People, Bye,
- 21:31Speaker 1: see u.