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- 0:00Speaker 1: What is the most shocking story you heard from somebody
- 0:03Speaker 1: that you can't believe that they told you this story?
- 0:06Speaker 2: Greatest story I've ever heard is true. And they're both
- 0:09Speaker 2: involving Michael Jackson. Clinton Sparks, get familiar. Joseph! Yo, Blaine Sparks,
- 0:15Speaker 2: I love your setup. Another level of excellence. You know
- 0:18Speaker 2: what we do. What's going on, my brother?
- 0:21Speaker 1: Man, a lot's going on. You know what's funny, Joe?
- 0:23Speaker 1: That when I mentioned you earlier, somebody said I need
- 0:27Speaker 1: to understand what Joe's skin care regimen is. How is
- 0:31Speaker 1: your skin so... Why do you still look so fucking young, Joe?
- 0:34Speaker 2: Yo, thank God, bro. Hallelujah. But, I mean, like, it's
- 0:38Speaker 2: just Dove soap. My mother's skin is smooth like I
- 0:42Speaker 2: think it's hereditary. I think so.
- 0:44Speaker 1: You know, at some point, you know, are we going
- 0:46Speaker 1: to stop saying fat before your name? Because you look great, Joe.
- 0:50Speaker 3: I may have missed something to you I never admitted
- 0:52Speaker 3: nowhere else is I spent so many millions of dollars
- 0:57Speaker 3: marketing Fat Joe that it wouldn't not make sense to
- 1:01Speaker 3: spark the Slim.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Joe or whatever. I don't have enough money to promote
- 1:06Speaker 2: not so Fat Joe as we have Fat Joe. The
- 1:10Speaker 2: artist formerly known as Fat Joe. Now.
- 1:14Speaker 1: Yeah, but at this point, Joe the Don, I think
- 1:18Speaker 1: everybody knows. Do you know what's fascinating is that, you know, one,
- 1:22Speaker 1: you used to be the artist, right? Now you've flipped
- 1:24Speaker 1: the script and you're interviewing people, like trying to take
- 1:27Speaker 1: my job and everybody else that's put 20 years of
- 1:30Speaker 1: work into this. Like, I ain't out here trying to
- 1:31Speaker 1: be a rapper and take your position, Joe, but you're
- 1:34Speaker 1: out here being an interviewer and a great interviewer too,
- 1:36Speaker 1: by the way, you know, because it's just so natural.
- 1:38Speaker 1: You're just having conversations, right? And like, what made you decide,
- 1:42Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to just start talking to
- 1:43Speaker 1: people and bringing all these people and start becoming an interviewer.
- 1:47Speaker 2: What made you decide to do that? You know, there's
- 1:49Speaker 2: two levels of it. The first reason I really, really
- 1:52Speaker 2: started was I started looking at hip-hop documentaries. Yeah. And
- 1:57Speaker 2: they were lying. They weren't telling the truth, right? You know,
- 2:00Speaker 2: I'm from the Bronx, the birthplace of hip-hop. And so
- 2:04Speaker 2: these documentaries was lying. And then when the credits came
- 2:08Speaker 2: on at the end, I see why they switched it
- 2:10Speaker 2: up to go towards their narrative And the actual executive
- 2:16Speaker 2: producers were like people we respect. Right. They were changing history.
- 2:21Speaker 2: And I was like, you know what? 20 years from now,
- 2:24Speaker 2: a kid ain't going to know no better. They're going
- 2:26Speaker 2: to watch these documentaries and think that's true. Right. So
- 2:29Speaker 2: I said, you know what? I would rather interview Snoop Dogg.
- 2:31Speaker 2: I'd rather interview Busta Moms. I'd rather interview Brock Kim
- 2:35Speaker 2: and find out the true story behind it. Out of nowhere.
- 2:38Speaker 2: He's never seen this coming. I never seen it coming either,
- 2:41Speaker 2: but it was with good intentions.
- 2:43Speaker 1: One of the reasons I became successful in radio is
- 2:46Speaker 1: because I didn't ask the cliche, typical questions like, who
- 2:49Speaker 1: you working with on the album? You know, what was
- 2:51Speaker 1: it like working with this dude? Or even try to
- 2:54Speaker 1: instigate beef. I was never the guy that wanted to,
- 2:56Speaker 1: if anything, I was the guy that was like, you know,
- 2:59Speaker 1: why do you guys have to beef, man? Like, you're
- 3:00Speaker 1: a cool dude. He's a cool dude. I talked to
- 3:02Speaker 1: you both. Like, I know that you guys are good dudes.
- 3:05Speaker 1: It's got to be people in your crew. that are
- 3:07Speaker 1: instigating this. Can we just make up? Do you know
- 3:09Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Like even back at one point when,
- 3:12Speaker 1: remember when Lox were mad at Puff about the publishing?
- 3:16Speaker 1: Kiss was at my house. I was working on a record.
- 3:18Speaker 2: There was these kids.
- 3:19Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever heard of them. They
- 3:20Speaker 1: were called Chester French. They were these two white kids
- 3:22Speaker 1: from Harvard. They sounded like the Beach Boys meets the Beatles,
- 3:25Speaker 1: but like had like a.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Nerd, like Pharrell nerd vibe to them.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Everyone was trying to sign these dudes, right? So Kiss
- 3:32Speaker 1: came by my house. I was like, I'm trying to
- 3:34Speaker 1: condense the story because it's a long story. this is
- 3:36Speaker 1: when I had a deal with Puff with Ciroc and
- 3:39Speaker 1: I was the Ciroc boys. So they were like, man,
- 3:41Speaker 1: how do you, and I was Puff's DJ at the time.
- 3:44Speaker 1: So they were like, how do you get, how'd you
- 3:45Speaker 1: get down? They were asking me questions that like, you know,
- 3:47Speaker 1: people ask people that are doing well, how did you
- 3:49Speaker 1: do that?
- 3:50Speaker 2: Right.
- 3:50Speaker 1: And as they're asking me, Wale, cause these kids were
- 3:54Speaker 1: hot at the time. Wale texts one of them and says, yo,
- 3:57Speaker 1: Diddy's talking about you guys on Twitter. So these are
- 4:00Speaker 1: like 17 year old kids from Harvard. Like, oh shit,
- 4:02Speaker 1: this is crazy.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Right.
- 4:04Speaker 1: So they hit up, They responded, and then I was like, yo,
- 4:07Speaker 1: you know what we should do? We should make a
- 4:09Speaker 1: song called So Rockstar and get Puff on it. So
- 4:13Speaker 1: now fast forward to Kiss being at my house, I
- 4:15Speaker 1: play a beat. I was like, yo, we're doing this record.
- 4:17Speaker 1: You should jump on this. He's like, yo, Sparks, man,
- 4:20Speaker 1: this shit is kind of hot. It's got a rock vibe, man.
- 4:22Speaker 2: I'm with it. You know Kiss, right?
- 4:24Speaker 1: So then I'm like, dope, here's the thing. Puff's going
- 4:27Speaker 1: to be a part of it too, right? And he's like, yo, Sparks, man,
- 4:31Speaker 1: what you.
- 4:32Speaker 2: Trying to do, man?
- 4:33Speaker 1: And I was like, come on, man. You guys got
- 4:35Speaker 1: to make up, man. Like, let's just have a conversation.
- 4:38Speaker 1: Let me call Puff. Just get on the call with
- 4:41Speaker 1: him and sort it out, man. It's just some grown
- 4:44Speaker 1: men shit to do. Here's what's bothering me. Here's what
- 4:47Speaker 1: you can do to fix it. Can we sort this out?
- 4:50Speaker 1: And like, I've always been a fan of resolution, right?
- 4:53Speaker 1: And they got on the phone.
- 4:54Speaker 2: We did the.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Record and the rest was history. No more of them
- 4:57Speaker 1: being mad at each other. You know, I love what
- 5:00Speaker 1: you do, too. You know, talking about your son, for instance.
- 5:04Speaker 1: You know, I know that that really inspired even DJ Nasty.
- 5:08Speaker 1: It inspired him to then talk about his son.
- 5:10Speaker 2: You know, it's hard, man. We in a cool game
- 5:14Speaker 2: where people like to see your weakness. If you meet
- 5:18Speaker 2: and you think thin skin, it can hurt you. And
- 5:21Speaker 2: so what happened to me was, you know, I've always
- 5:24Speaker 2: rapped these, you know, my... My reputation of being the
- 5:28Speaker 2: tough guy. Yeah. And my son's autistic and I didn't
- 5:31Speaker 2: think that he deserved people dissing him or dragging him.
- 5:36Speaker 2: You know, hip hop could be heartless. Right. But, you know,
- 5:40Speaker 2: you are right. Due to so many parents who realized
- 5:46Speaker 2: that I had an autistic kid or kid in the
- 5:48Speaker 2: spectrum kept hitting me up and hitting me up and saying,
- 5:52Speaker 2: you know, we We got the same issues. We got
- 5:54Speaker 2: the same problems. We need you to speak up, Joe.
- 5:57Speaker 2: And so I became more transparent and showed my son
- 6:01Speaker 2: a little bit more and talked about autism and things
- 6:04Speaker 2: like that just to help everybody and let everybody know
- 6:07Speaker 2: that we all go through the same problems and the
- 6:10Speaker 2: same issues. And see, that's the thing.
- 6:13Speaker 1: For some odd reason, you know, when people become successful,
- 6:17Speaker 1: those that, you know, celebrity-wise, the people that are not,
- 6:21Speaker 1: seem to forget that you're a regular person.
- 6:23Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 6:24Speaker 1: And they hold you at a different regard. And like,
- 6:26Speaker 1: you could be going through regular problems at home with
- 6:29Speaker 1: your family or your wife or your girl or your
- 6:32Speaker 1: kids or finances. And it's like, you know, people need
- 6:34Speaker 1: to lay off, you know, holding people like, man, but
- 6:38Speaker 1: you fat Joe.
- 6:39Speaker 2: Yeah. And I got a heart and I got feelings
- 6:42Speaker 2: and I got a family, bro. Like, just like you.
- 6:45Speaker 1: And I think that this year really brought down, it's
- 6:48Speaker 1: something I've always championed and always, did in my interviews
- 6:52Speaker 1: was to bring people, you know, so people could see
- 6:55Speaker 1: that they're human just like you.
- 6:57Speaker 2: You know, last night I had dinner with Nori. Nori's
- 7:01Speaker 2: the last of the Mohicans that has 72 guys with him,
- 7:06Speaker 2: the entourage of the... He's the last one. It still
- 7:09Speaker 2: goes to Mr. Chow with 60 guys, right? So he says, Joe,
- 7:15Speaker 2: come with us. We ate great, but we had a
- 7:18Speaker 2: real conversation on the table because I did Norris show
- 7:21Speaker 2: Drink Champs and I had talked about my issues with
- 7:26Speaker 2: Big Pun's wife and stuff like that, without alluding to
- 7:30Speaker 2: what I was talking to to everybody, because they was
- 7:32Speaker 2: asking me questions. It's like, yo, bro, I'm a human
- 7:35Speaker 2: being too. I have emotions, right? I have a heart.
- 7:38Speaker 2: I have feelings. You know, I always got to be
- 7:41Speaker 2: the bigger person, right? You know, I could get dragged.
- 7:44Speaker 2: I could get talked about. I could get this. And
- 7:47Speaker 2: I always got to be Fat Joe, the bigger person.
- 7:50Speaker 2: You know, what about me? What about my feelings? Right.
- 7:53Speaker 2: What about my heart? You know, what about my emotions? Yeah.
- 7:57Speaker 1: What about your fears? What about your insecurities? What about,
- 8:00Speaker 1: you know, all those things you think about at nighttime, like.
- 8:03Speaker 1: fuck man, I wish, regrets. Like everybody has these things.
- 8:06Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 8:07Speaker 1: And it's like, people don't realize like, you know, I'm
- 8:10Speaker 1: not always in the studio making a hit record. I'm
- 8:12Speaker 1: not always doing shows. I'm not always doing killer shit
- 8:15Speaker 1: or buying Louis Vuitton and Gucci.
- 8:17Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 8:17Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm struggling with my kid. Sometimes me and my
- 8:21Speaker 1: wife are disagreeing. Sometimes I'm tripping over like this fucking
- 8:24Speaker 1: bill that I'm like, why is this bill so expensive?
- 8:26Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 8:27Speaker 1: And then like, People will be like, you, Joe, you
- 8:29Speaker 1: got it. But damn, dude, but maybe I don't want
- 8:31Speaker 1: to spend it on that dumb shit.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Maybe I don't got it. Right, right. So maybe, so maybe,
- 8:37Speaker 2: you know, I have this recurring dream that hits me
- 8:40Speaker 2: every couple of months. And it's of an animated project
- 8:44Speaker 2: building with arms and legs chasing me, like trying to
- 8:48Speaker 2: bring me back. to the projects. Wow. I always split
- 8:53Speaker 2: a negative to a positive and use it as motivation
- 8:57Speaker 2: to keep me working and just keep going. You know, because,
- 9:01Speaker 2: you know, we grew up so poor. We grew up
- 9:04Speaker 2: with nothing that no matter how much money you have,
- 9:07Speaker 2: you never truly feel like it's impossible to fall back
- 9:12Speaker 2: in a hole or go in a situation like that. Right.
- 9:15Speaker 2: And so that's why I continue to work hard and
- 9:18Speaker 2: grind so hard and try to elevate as a businessman.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Don't be fooled by thinking because you made your dreams
- 9:26Speaker 1: come true that you escaped your nightmares. Don't be fooled
- 9:33Speaker 1: by thinking because you made your dreams come true that
- 9:37Speaker 1: you've now escaped your nightmares.
- 9:39Speaker 2: Ain't that the truth? It is, man.
- 9:41Speaker 1: And a lot of people think like, oh, man, you
- 9:43Speaker 1: rich or you're on TV or you got this car
- 9:45Speaker 1: or you got that. It's like you don't know that
- 9:47Speaker 1: I'm still dealing with sexual abuse when I was a
- 9:50Speaker 1: kid or abandonment from my father or like what my
- 9:53Speaker 1: mother doing drugs or being bullied. Like you don't know
- 9:57Speaker 1: what lives and it doesn't go away. You become a
- 9:59Speaker 1: grown man. Like you said, you got to be fat Joe.
- 10:01Speaker 1: You got to tuck all that away and just be
- 10:04Speaker 1: this tough guy, fat Joe. And sometimes people don't even
- 10:07Speaker 1: realize that's what made Joe the tough guy. I had
- 10:10Speaker 1: to be tough to survive. You know what I'm saying?
- 10:13Speaker 2: That's a fact.
- 10:14Speaker 1: Right.
- 10:15Speaker 2: And people don't know. They didn't personally realize. If I
- 10:18Speaker 2: grew up in the suburbs with a family that had money,
- 10:21Speaker 2: I'd have been a doctor or lawyer. I'd have been
- 10:24Speaker 2: a nice guy.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Even that's presumable because you assume a kid that grew
- 10:30Speaker 1: up there might have had better opportunities, right?
- 10:33Speaker 2: They could have still had a dad that beat.
- 10:35Speaker 1: The shit out of them. They could have had a
- 10:37Speaker 1: mom that, you know, that ruined their family.
- 10:39Speaker 2: You don't know. Everybody has their own problems. That's my point, right?
- 10:42Speaker 1: And we just got to give people, we got to
- 10:44Speaker 1: give people a break and we got to give people
- 10:46Speaker 1: some slack.
- 10:46Speaker 2: We're all humans. We all make mistakes. We all just
- 10:49Speaker 2: want to be loved. We all just want to win
- 10:51Speaker 2: and get a hug. That's right.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Joe, one of the things that I've always loved about you, bro, like,
- 10:56Speaker 1: Aside from being an amazing performer, an amazing MC, an artist,
- 10:59Speaker 1: I've been a Fat Joe fan from day one. Before
- 11:02Speaker 1: I was Clinton Sparks the DJ, I was playing your
- 11:04Speaker 1: records in my bedroom. And when I became friends with you,
- 11:10Speaker 1: I just admired the way that you were always, you
- 11:13Speaker 1: could have the fucking biggest hit on the record. You
- 11:16Speaker 1: were still just a regular dude that was humble and
- 11:18Speaker 1: grateful for the people playing your record.
- 11:22Speaker 2: I still like that. I know you are. I still
- 11:23Speaker 2: like that. And you can see, you got to play
- 11:27Speaker 2: this game out, man. You know what I mean? You
- 11:29Speaker 2: got to realize that, you know, what happens is some people,
- 11:32Speaker 2: they're gifted. They have opportunities. And hey, they deserve it.
- 11:37Speaker 2: They made their dreams come true. Right. Right. But that
- 11:40Speaker 2: doesn't mean you're holier than thou. That doesn't mean that
- 11:43Speaker 2: you're better than everyone else. That doesn't mean that you're
- 11:47Speaker 2: some type of God on the earth. You know, you
- 11:50Speaker 2: should never forget where you come from. And the job is,
- 11:54Speaker 2: everybody who goes up in the hood says, yo, I
- 11:56Speaker 2: want to get out of here. All right, fine. There's
- 11:58Speaker 2: nothing wrong with getting out of here. But could you
- 12:01Speaker 2: at least, when you climb up the ladder, put your
- 12:04Speaker 2: arm out and try to help the next person who
- 12:07Speaker 2: wants to come up behind you? That's what it's always
- 12:10Speaker 2: been for me, right? For me, it's always been about
- 12:13Speaker 2: helping others succeed. Right. Helping others get an opportunity. How
- 12:18Speaker 2: big of a stake do I need? Right. Share it
- 12:22Speaker 2: with three or four of us. And show them the blueprint.
- 12:25Speaker 2: And that's what it's about for me.
- 12:26Speaker 1: And show them the blueprint of what you've built. Like, yo,
- 12:29Speaker 1: here's the road I paved. You can walk up it now, too.
- 12:32Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 12:33Speaker 2: And by the way... And by the way, it.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Won't hurt to show a little appreciation to this road
- 12:38Speaker 1: that I paved for you guys. One of the things
- 12:40Speaker 1: I want to talk about is the loyalty that you had.
- 12:42Speaker 1: And even halves to this day. Like, you've always been
- 12:45Speaker 1: someone that everybody in hip-hop recognized as... One, don't fuck
- 12:51Speaker 1: around with Joe and his crew. Was one of the
- 12:52Speaker 1: things that you knew not to do.
- 12:54Speaker 2: And two.
- 12:55Speaker 1: was if Joe likes you and you do right by Joe,
- 12:59Speaker 1: he's a loyal dude. I can't even tell you how
- 13:01Speaker 1: many free shows I've seen you give, how many drops,
- 13:05Speaker 1: how many freestyles, how many radio station visits. It was
- 13:08Speaker 1: never enough. And it's funny because when I think about
- 13:11Speaker 1: the legacy artists that have had insane success and are
- 13:15Speaker 1: still around and relevant today, they've all had that same mentality,
- 13:19Speaker 1: like a you or a little John or a Pitbull
- 13:22Speaker 1: or like these guys that were always, yeah, what do
- 13:24Speaker 1: you need, bro?
- 13:25Speaker 2: What do you need? I got you.
- 13:26Speaker 1: That's why you guys still matter. And that's why you're relevant.
- 13:30Speaker 1: If that's not an example for aspiring artists now that
- 13:33Speaker 1: are watching or listening to see they are still relevant
- 13:38Speaker 1: at fit. By the way, it blows my mind how
- 13:41Speaker 1: great you look and the fact that you, is it
- 13:44Speaker 1: true that you dropped All the way up at 50
- 13:47Speaker 1: years old? Oh, no.
- 13:48Speaker 2: All the way up was dropped at maybe like 46
- 13:52Speaker 2: years old. Like, that's fucking incredible.
- 13:55Speaker 1: And like, you know, the internet makes kids feel like
- 13:57Speaker 1: if they're not a billionaire by 19 now, they failed.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Well, Nipsey Hussle had it right. This game is a marathon. Right.
- 14:04Speaker 2: And you don't want to just be an overnight success where,
- 14:09Speaker 2: you know, you don't have it no more. And, you know,
- 14:12Speaker 2: you want to build this up. You know, you want
- 14:15Speaker 2: to build up whatever business you do, whatever career, whatever
- 14:19Speaker 2: you do, you want to build this up over time. Right.
- 14:22Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Whether that's being an artist, whether it's being an entrepreneur,
- 14:25Speaker 1: starting a new business, it's the same.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Rules are applicable to anybody. Don't be a dick.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Treat people well and be grateful for the things that
- 14:35Speaker 1: people do for you. One of the, you know, I
- 14:37Speaker 1: got a funny story for you, Joe. Another funny story
- 14:40Speaker 1: is remember Hot 93.7 in Connecticut?
- 14:43Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
- 14:43Speaker 1: You were a huge, huge supporter. And Victor Starr and
- 14:47Speaker 1: everybody was a big supporter of everything you dropped.
- 14:49Speaker 2: The Starr was a great guy. He is a great guy.
- 14:52Speaker 1: One of the best to ever do it. You could
- 14:54Speaker 1: literally shoot on a record and he would put in rotation.
- 14:56Speaker 2: He was a great guy.
- 14:59Speaker 1: It's funny because you were so loyal to that station.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Remember we used to have those... those mix show lunches
- 15:06Speaker 1: where artists would come and we eat and we'd talk
- 15:08Speaker 1: about the record. So it was funny because.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Somebody, I don't want to call names. I don't want
- 15:13Speaker 2: to cause any trouble, but.
- 15:14Speaker 1: There was somebody at the time that was down with
- 15:17Speaker 1: you that you guys weren't down cool with each other anymore.
- 15:21Speaker 1: And it was funny because that person came to push
- 15:24Speaker 1: a record. And I walk into the meeting and all
- 15:27Speaker 1: of our DJ friends are there that you and I
- 15:29Speaker 1: both know.
- 15:30Speaker 2: And I walk in and I'm like, what is he
- 15:33Speaker 2: doing here? literally right in front of them, right? They
- 15:36Speaker 2: were like, oh, he's got a new record. I was like, what?
- 15:39Speaker 2: Are you guys wilding?
- 15:40Speaker 1: And they were like, what do you mean? And then
- 15:43Speaker 1: that dude was like looking at me like, yo, is
- 15:46Speaker 1: there a problem? I was like, well, yeah, no disrespect,
- 15:48Speaker 1: but like Fat Joe is our boy and super loyal
- 15:52Speaker 1: to this station and supports everything we do. And it
- 15:55Speaker 1: would be wildly disrespectful if we were at this moment
- 16:00Speaker 1: when you guys are not at the greatest relationship right
- 16:03Speaker 1: now to behind his back support your music. And he
- 16:07Speaker 1: was like, well, I respect that. I understand what you're saying, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 16:10Speaker 1: And I was like, do you mind leaving the room
- 16:11Speaker 1: for a minute?
- 16:12Speaker 2: And he left.
- 16:13Speaker 1: And now I'm looking at our friends and I'm like,
- 16:15Speaker 1: why the fuck would you guys ever even consider this
- 16:17Speaker 1: when Fat Joe is our fucking boy, right?
- 16:20Speaker 2: So then I go into the bathroom and that person's.
- 16:22Speaker 1: In the bathroom and I'm standing next to the urinal
- 16:25Speaker 1: and he's like, you know, there's two sides to every story.
- 16:27Speaker 1: And I go, be that as it may, I go,
- 16:29Speaker 1: and maybe you have a side that's justifiable. But the
- 16:35Speaker 1: fact is my loyalty is with Joe. And I think
- 16:39Speaker 1: you should respect that. And he was like, all right, man,
- 16:41Speaker 1: I respect that.
- 16:42Speaker 2: And that was that. That's a beautiful story. You know,
- 16:46Speaker 2: loyalty is everything for me. Anybody who's been loyal to me,
- 16:50Speaker 2: I've always had their back one million percent. Yeah. And,
- 16:54Speaker 2: you know, we all make our choices. You know, I
- 16:56Speaker 2: had I made some terrible choices in my life, in
- 17:00Speaker 2: my career. You know, one time, you know, I had
- 17:04Speaker 2: beef with Jay-Z. I had beef with 50 Cent. These
- 17:06Speaker 2: guys became the billionaires of the rap game. And I
- 17:11Speaker 2: was like, yo, I fucked up. Like, hey, this was
- 17:14Speaker 2: not a sworn move.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Wait, so in the moment of having problems with a
- 17:18Speaker 1: Jay-Z or a 50, and they started, like, growing, you
- 17:21Speaker 1: actually thought, shit, I made a mistake by.
- 17:25Speaker 2: Beefing with these guys? I'd have been a hallucinator. To
- 17:30Speaker 2: not know, I ain't fuck up. Like, I was like, yo,
- 17:33Speaker 2: these guys, we came the biggest guys in the game. Right.
- 17:36Speaker 2: So now let's just say, I don't want to allude
- 17:39Speaker 2: to it because they're both my brothers now, but, you know,
- 17:41Speaker 2: they stopped a lot of my money. Right, right. As
- 17:44Speaker 2: far as the beat. Somebody who probably wanted to throw
- 17:48Speaker 2: me a check was doing business with them and was like,
- 17:51Speaker 2: just like you. You told old boy, yo, you got
- 17:53Speaker 2: to leave. We can't listen to your music because you
- 17:55Speaker 2: got a problem with my man. Yeah. There's other guys
- 17:58Speaker 2: I sat down with, other guys who wanted to give
- 18:01Speaker 2: me a check, but was like, yo, you got problems
- 18:03Speaker 2: with my man.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Right.
- 18:04Speaker 2: You got problems with my man. And we told him
- 18:06Speaker 2: a million dollar check. And so I learned. I said, wow,
- 18:10Speaker 2: this ain't good.
- 18:11Speaker 1: It just goes to show that fighting and beefing never
- 18:16Speaker 1: results in positive endings.
- 18:18Speaker 2: Never, ever, ever. It's not worth it. It's not worth it.
- 18:23Speaker 2: It's not worth it. Let's sort this out, guys. What's
- 18:25Speaker 2: your problem with me? Let's sort it out.
- 18:27Speaker 1: If I disrespected you, let me own up to it,
- 18:30Speaker 1: and we'll get past it, and then maybe we can
- 18:32Speaker 1: do some dope shit together.
- 18:33Speaker 2: Or just not beef. If you still don't fuck with me,
- 18:35Speaker 2: that's fine, but we don't got to beef. Well, you
- 18:37Speaker 2: know now we keep it all positive. Yep. Because, you know,
- 18:41Speaker 2: we're losing too many of the youth. Too many of
- 18:44Speaker 2: the youth are fighting over actual music, like killing over music. Right. No,
- 18:49Speaker 2: that's happening now. Before... You know, 50 Cent beef with everybody.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Thank God he dead. Me, I had many beefs. But now,
- 18:59Speaker 2: you know, we used to think it was entertainment. Now
- 19:02Speaker 2: it's entertainment. But these young, young kids, they're killing off
- 19:06Speaker 2: with these records. I don't know, Joe.
- 19:08Speaker 1: It was pretty wild back in the day. I remember
- 19:10Speaker 1: there was always a stabbing or something happening like in.
- 19:14Speaker 2: The 90s or early 2000s. These guys ain't even big rappers.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Like these are like demo rappers chilling over it. Right. Yeah,
- 19:25Speaker 2: it's crazy.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Yeah, they're doing the most to keep it real.
- 19:31Speaker 2: For the gram. Really, it's for the gram.
- 19:33Speaker 1: Imagine if Instagram was around, you know, when New York
- 19:36Speaker 1: was on fire.
- 19:38Speaker 2: We'd be in jail now for 30, 40 years. Lean
- 19:41Speaker 2: back days? If social media was around?
- 19:46Speaker 1: Joe, what woman played a significant role in helping your career?
- 19:50Speaker 1: What woman kept you grounded and was the one that
- 19:52Speaker 1: would always be like, Joe, I don't think it's smart.
- 19:54Speaker 2: You shouldn't do that. I wouldn't say my wife, but
- 19:57Speaker 2: she's Colombian and she always wanted me to walk. Really?
- 20:01Speaker 2: She loved the tough guy. Yeah. All the time. If
- 20:05Speaker 2: I listen to her, I've been under the jail because
- 20:07Speaker 2: she She'd be like, that's not a problem. Kill him. Oh,
- 20:12Speaker 2: my God. Get familiar. Oh, my God. I'm like, what?
- 20:17Speaker 2: Just fucking off him. Just off him. Just send your
- 20:21Speaker 2: boys over there. I'm like, come on. This ain't a
- 20:23Speaker 2: fucking movie. You not only had to calm your own emotions,
- 20:26Speaker 2: you had to then calm hers. Yeah, because, you know.
- 20:32Speaker 2: On the flip side, she taught me everything I know
- 20:35Speaker 2: as far as me cleaning myself up, how I dress,
- 20:39Speaker 2: how I think about business. She's always been my backbone. Right.
- 20:43Speaker 2: But when it's come to beefs and violence... Man, listen,
- 20:47Speaker 2: she was like, you know, go get those guys. She
- 20:51Speaker 2: don't like nobody talking about her man or whatever the
- 20:53Speaker 2: case may be, right? So I would say she played
- 20:56Speaker 2: the most significant part. My daughter's very, very, very, very
- 21:01Speaker 2: supportive of me. Yeah. My mother raised my son, Joey,
- 21:07Speaker 2: my oldest son, so I could have a career. I
- 21:10Speaker 2: was going to ask that. Well, you were out being
- 21:12Speaker 2: Fat Joe.
- 21:13Speaker 1: You know, obviously your son needed even more attention. Like,
- 21:16Speaker 1: how were you able to handle that? That was your
- 21:18Speaker 1: mom stepping in?
- 21:19Speaker 2: My mom's and my father, you know, we've always had
- 21:22Speaker 2: help for Joey since he was born. That's amazing. Joey
- 21:25Speaker 2: has never been alone, even when he sleeps. Yeah. So
- 21:30Speaker 2: while Joey's sleeping, there's somebody sitting there looking at him.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Got it. While he's sleeping to this day. That's a
- 21:36Speaker 2: lot of love. And so we make sure, you know, because,
- 21:41Speaker 2: you know, Joey does the ball. Joey does, he can't
- 21:44Speaker 2: tell you he's hurt. You know, he could really hurt
- 21:46Speaker 2: himself if you lose sight of him for one minute. So,
- 21:50Speaker 2: you know, we had to be on top of him.
- 21:52Speaker 2: But if it wasn't for my mother, I wouldn't have
- 21:55Speaker 2: no career. Right.
- 21:57Speaker 1: Well, shout out to your mom. Shout out to your
- 21:59Speaker 1: wildlife for instigating those beefs.
- 22:04Speaker 2: We got to give her one. One for her. Lick
- 22:06Speaker 2: a shot for her.
- 22:08Speaker 1: So, you know, being a wonderful father, first of all, that's,
- 22:11Speaker 1: you know, I love you to death for that. Um, because,
- 22:14Speaker 1: you know, one of the things I, I, my biggest
- 22:16Speaker 1: pet peeve.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Is deadbeat dads.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Um, and they're the worst, they're the worst guys in
- 22:21Speaker 1: the world.
- 22:21Speaker 2: Oh, my biggest pet peeve is child molestation. Oh, of course.
- 22:25Speaker 2: That's right up there. It's small. Two worst things. These
- 22:28Speaker 2: people should die. And deadbeat dads, like, how do you
- 22:32Speaker 2: create a child that, And turn your back on them
- 22:36Speaker 2: and not there for them. And you think you bought
- 22:39Speaker 2: them a pair of socks. You know, it's really amazing.
- 22:42Speaker 2: I don't understand it. You know, my son's mother, when
- 22:47Speaker 2: she found out that he was autistic, she was like, yo,
- 22:50Speaker 2: I'm not raising him. I'm going to give him up
- 22:52Speaker 2: for adoption. Oh, wow. And my mother and father and me,
- 22:56Speaker 2: we stepped in. We're like, hell no, he's ours. And
- 22:59Speaker 2: so she never seen him after that. She might have
- 23:01Speaker 2: came to one or two birthdays. Pretend like she's a
- 23:05Speaker 2: mother and she was out. Oh, so your son's real
- 23:07Speaker 2: mother is not in his life? Never in his life. Oh, man.
- 23:11Speaker 2: Sorry to hear that. Ever. So she wanted to give
- 23:13Speaker 2: him up for adoption. So this deadbeat mom's stupid. I
- 23:18Speaker 2: don't understand these people. Like, I will cross deserts. I
- 23:22Speaker 2: will do whatever I got to do for my kids.
- 23:24Speaker 2: So I don't understand people like this. You know, a man,
- 23:29Speaker 2: even a man who gives his son two pairs of sneakers,
- 23:33Speaker 2: And thinks he took care of him. Right. If you
- 23:36Speaker 2: ask him, yeah, I looked out for my son. I
- 23:38Speaker 2: gave him two pairs of sneakers on his birthday. Right. Yo,
- 23:41Speaker 2: but what about the other 364 days of the year?
- 23:44Speaker 1: Right.
- 23:45Speaker 2: Crazy, bro.
- 23:46Speaker 1: And then, by the way, the ironic part is that
- 23:49Speaker 1: same dude that's not a father is out here trying
- 23:52Speaker 1: to get his rap career off. What a clown. What
- 23:55Speaker 1: a clown. Or like trying to holler at girls. Like,
- 23:59Speaker 1: how do you even, as a man, feel good about yourself?
- 24:03Speaker 1: To say to a girl, yo, you should get with me. Like,
- 24:06Speaker 1: I would feel like a complete fucking loser and unworthy
- 24:09Speaker 1: of anybody thinking that.
- 24:10Speaker 2: I'm dope if I just left some dude. Well, that's
- 24:13Speaker 2: why you are who you are and who I am.
- 24:16Speaker 2: And there's some people out there. You know, the world's
- 24:19Speaker 2: full of a lot of bad energy.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Right.
- 24:21Speaker 2: You know? And so we got to keep the good
- 24:24Speaker 2: energies out there and bring them to the light like
- 24:28Speaker 2: the single sunshine on the light. Yes. Too many people
- 24:32Speaker 2: are up to no good. Right. Horrible people, man.
- 24:36Speaker 1: So you mentioned equally as bad as deadbeat dads is
- 24:40Speaker 1: child molesters. Is that something that you've encountered as a child?
- 24:45Speaker 2: No, it's the lowest thing. I think it's worse than murder. Right. Agreed.
- 24:50Speaker 2: And so I think I don't believe in second chances
- 24:54Speaker 2: for child molesters. I think they should kill them. I
- 24:57Speaker 2: always say, like, you know, I think You rape a kid,
- 25:02Speaker 2: you should die. It's just my opinion because I don't
- 25:05Speaker 2: think they're ever going to change. I don't think this
- 25:07Speaker 2: is some therapy shit to change. You know, they go
- 25:11Speaker 2: to jail and then they come out here and they
- 25:13Speaker 2: rape another kid and kill a kid. Like, I have
- 25:16Speaker 2: no sympathy for these people. Neither do I.
- 25:19Speaker 1: I am somebody that's a victim of that for many
- 25:21Speaker 1: years when I was young. So I totally get those
- 25:24Speaker 1: that have went through it and it lives with you forever.
- 25:26Speaker 2: Like, I'm okay. It's not something that I struggle with.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Did you wish he died?
- 25:30Speaker 1: No, you know, I always grew up with a different
- 25:33Speaker 1: mind frame. My mind frame was more like dissecting people's
- 25:37Speaker 1: brains in why they do the things they do. That's
- 25:41Speaker 1: how I've always been since I was young. So when
- 25:43Speaker 1: I see somebody do something wrong, I really get into
- 25:46Speaker 1: the psychology of what's wrong with them. What happened to them?
- 25:50Speaker 1: Why do they need this? What feeling do they get
- 25:53Speaker 1: from it? Like, what's the objective of doing this? Do
- 25:55Speaker 1: they know what they're causing to somebody? So I've always
- 25:58Speaker 1: been that way. And I think it was probably because
- 26:00Speaker 1: of being molested. Um, it started me to think, no,
- 26:03Speaker 1: it was before that. Cause I remember like, I was
- 26:05Speaker 1: always like the only white kid in my neighborhood. So
- 26:08Speaker 1: when I would see like all these Spanish kids, there
- 26:10Speaker 1: was a Spanish kid that would like beat the shit
- 26:12Speaker 1: out of this stray dog. And I remember, I remember
- 26:15Speaker 1: when I was like eight thinking like, why would he
- 26:17Speaker 1: do that? Cause that dog was my friend, you know?
- 26:20Speaker 1: Cause I had no friends. That dog was my friend
- 26:22Speaker 1: and he, and he didn't like me. So because he
- 26:24Speaker 1: knew I liked the dog, he beat the shit out
- 26:26Speaker 1: of the dog. And I remember thinking, that was my
- 26:29Speaker 1: very first thought of like, why would somebody do that?
- 26:31Speaker 1: But yeah, so I've always been, that's why I'm so
- 26:34Speaker 1: big into resolution. Because I understand everyone's not built the
- 26:38Speaker 1: same and everyone has different traumas and everyone has different
- 26:40Speaker 1: ways of.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Dealing with it.
- 26:41Speaker 1: Again, I'm on the same page as you with child molesters.
- 26:43Speaker 1: There's no excuse for that.
- 26:45Speaker 2: You're out of here.
- 26:45Speaker 1: You fucking, you revoke your ticket to being here on earth.
- 26:49Speaker 1: But like everybody else, like there's other, there's things going on.
- 26:53Speaker 2: True, I think about these things, like why people do
- 26:56Speaker 2: it or whatever the case is. But when it comes
- 26:58Speaker 2: to child molesters, drop a bomb on them. Collapse the
- 27:03Speaker 2: building on them. Right.
- 27:06Speaker 1: So that's what, Joe, you've done so many great things.
- 27:09Speaker 1: What do you most want to be remembered for? If
- 27:12Speaker 1: you got to watch all of us at your eulogy,
- 27:15Speaker 1: at your funeral, what is the overall consensus you would
- 27:19Speaker 1: want to feel?
- 27:22Speaker 2: Inspiration, you know, inspire people to succeed, to never give up,
- 27:28Speaker 2: to give back, to open businesses in your community, to
- 27:32Speaker 2: do philanthropy, most of all. And loyalty has always been
- 27:36Speaker 2: my thing. And so just... People talking about his loyalty,
- 27:42Speaker 2: you know, and people coming up out of nowhere that
- 27:45Speaker 2: nobody knows. It could be a guy from Arkansas who
- 27:49Speaker 2: lost their job as a radio personality, and they'll come
- 27:56Speaker 2: up to you and say, you know, when I got
- 27:58Speaker 2: fired and I was crying and I thought my life
- 28:00Speaker 2: was over, Fat Joe hired me. You know, stories like
- 28:05Speaker 2: that where my kids could sit around and say, wow,
- 28:08Speaker 2: my dad He is a great guy.
- 28:11Speaker 1: He impacted a lot of people positively.
- 28:13Speaker 2: And he went through a lot of trauma. Right. Growing up,
- 28:16Speaker 2: a lot of evil around me, a lot of violence,
- 28:20Speaker 2: a lot of obstacles. And he still managed to look
- 28:25Speaker 2: positive at the world and try to give back to
- 28:28Speaker 2: the world. I mean, that would be the greatest honor
- 28:31Speaker 2: for me.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Right. And I think that's how people, in fact, will
- 28:35Speaker 1: talk about you and speak about you. In the unfortunate time,
- 28:38Speaker 1: 50 years from now, when you maybe pass on. But
- 28:43Speaker 1: one of the other things too, I don't know if
- 28:45Speaker 1: I have all the information right, but what I heard
- 28:47Speaker 1: sounds amazing and I'm super proud of you and excited
- 28:50Speaker 1: at the outcome. But obviously, whenever I think of Big Pun,
- 28:53Speaker 1: I think of you, right? And your association with him
- 28:57Speaker 1: and You know, I look at you as the guy
- 28:58Speaker 1: that introduced him to the world. What I've heard was
- 29:01Speaker 1: recently you reverted all of his royalties and publishing back
- 29:05Speaker 1: to his family.
- 29:05Speaker 2: Is that correct? They've had it for years. After he
- 29:08Speaker 2: passed away, I gave them the rights to Big Punt.
- 29:12Speaker 2: Because I never made a dollar off Punt. Right. He
- 29:14Speaker 2: was always unrecooped. And, you know, there was this back
- 29:19Speaker 2: and forth with, I think Joe's stealing his money, it's
- 29:22Speaker 2: this and this. So I got sued. His wife sued me.
- 29:29Speaker 2: And then in the mitigation, the judge tells her, I
- 29:34Speaker 2: don't know why Mr. Cartagena is here. Like, you know,
- 29:37Speaker 2: this guy doesn't owe you nothing. Yeah. never stole from you.
- 29:41Speaker 2: He doesn't owe nothing. This, that. And so I asked
- 29:44Speaker 2: my attorney in that meeting, I said, how does this
- 29:48Speaker 2: never happen again? How does these people don't accuse me
- 29:52Speaker 2: of stealing from them, ruining my reputation and this? And
- 29:57Speaker 2: he said, well, You just give them everything back. All
- 30:01Speaker 2: the rights, everything. And I just said, well, then do that. Right.
- 30:05Speaker 2: I just gave her the rights and gave her everything. And,
- 30:07Speaker 2: you know, it's crazy because everybody, you know, that's what
- 30:11Speaker 2: she wanted, the rights and all that. And so now
- 30:14Speaker 2: when they start speaking about doing a big pun movie
- 30:16Speaker 2: or doing anything like that, they keep saying, oh, we
- 30:19Speaker 2: need Joe to do it. We need Joe. But bro,
- 30:21Speaker 2: y'all didn't want to show the ball. What are you talking?
- 30:24Speaker 2: Nobody wanted Joe involved. Nobody, you know, you got everything back.
- 30:29Speaker 2: You live in a, like, on top of that, you
- 30:32Speaker 2: want me to do it? Right. It's a horrible place
- 30:35Speaker 2: to be in. It is, for sure.
- 30:37Speaker 1: It's difficult because you love the dude and you obviously want,
- 30:41Speaker 1: you don't want his family to be, you know, kept
- 30:44Speaker 1: away from his legacy and what's coming to them.
- 30:46Speaker 2: So, you know, it was the right decision.
- 30:48Speaker 1: And unfortunately, you had to go to court for it
- 30:50Speaker 1: to come to that point. You've interviewed a lot of
- 30:52Speaker 1: people during your show. What is the most shocking story
- 30:59Speaker 1: you heard from somebody that you can't believe that they
- 31:03Speaker 1: told for your story?
- 31:03Speaker 2: Greatest story I've ever heard is true. And they're both
- 31:07Speaker 2: involving Michael Jackson. Right. Bobby Brown came on my show
- 31:13Speaker 2: and said he taught Michael Jackson how to do the moonwalk. Yeah, please. Oh,
- 31:27Speaker 2: my God. First of all, first of all, that's some
- 31:32Speaker 2: Boston shit. Let's go, baby. But, yo, how is that?
- 31:38Speaker 2: Do you think that's true? I want to believe Bobby Brown,
- 31:40Speaker 2: and I want to think that he said it out.
- 31:44Speaker 2: Would he truly? I believe that Bobby believes that. Now,
- 31:48Speaker 2: I've been hearing that the guy from Chalamar Talk Michael
- 31:52Speaker 2: Jackson how to moonwalk. Right. So when I went to
- 31:56Speaker 2: Emanuel Lewis and I went to everybody that actually knows
- 32:01Speaker 2: MJ and all that, they say the guy from Shalimar.
- 32:05Speaker 2: The second one was... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Before you move on to the second, because that's a
- 32:09Speaker 1: really big claim. So when Bobby said that to you,
- 32:13Speaker 1: because my response would have been what you just seen.
- 32:15Speaker 2: What was your response? Signed. But I believed Bobby Brown because,
- 32:20Speaker 2: you know, it's Bobby Brown.
- 32:22Speaker 1: But Bobby Brown would have been so when Michael Jackson
- 32:24Speaker 1: first did the moonwalk. First of all, we'd have to
- 32:26Speaker 1: find out the date that he first publicly did it.
- 32:29Speaker 2: Right. Bobby would have been. He did it at the Motown.
- 32:33Speaker 2: 25th anniversary, but the thing is that Aubrey Brown was
- 32:36Speaker 2: hot at that time. Was he?
- 32:38Speaker 1: Because what year was the Motown anniversary?
- 32:40Speaker 2: Because I know that's... New Edition was hot since they
- 32:43Speaker 2: were three years old. Mr. Telephone Man.
- 32:48Speaker 1: So, Bobby Brown apparently taught Michael Jackson how to do
- 32:51Speaker 1: the moonwalk and revealed that to you.
- 32:54Speaker 2: He's never said that before publicly. No, he revealed it
- 32:57Speaker 2: to me. All right, and what's the second shot? The
- 33:00Speaker 2: second one was I had Reverend Al Sharpton Good reppin'
- 33:04Speaker 2: on the show. And you know, Reverend Al Sharpton was
- 33:06Speaker 2: raised by James Brown. So, Reverend Al said... Wait, literally?
- 33:12Speaker 2: Like as a dad? Or musically? Like a dad. Reverend
- 33:16Speaker 2: Al and James Brown's son grew up together in church.
- 33:23Speaker 2: And they were preaching together. And then James Brown's natural-born son,
- 33:29Speaker 2: he died in like a car accident. Got it. When
- 33:32Speaker 2: they went to the funeral, James Brown said, you're the
- 33:35Speaker 2: kid that used to be my son. You're going to
- 33:38Speaker 2: be like a son to me. And they literally, that's
- 33:41Speaker 2: why Reverend Al had the hairdo, James Brown hairdo, trip
- 33:45Speaker 2: him like the sun.
- 33:46Speaker 1: Right.
- 33:47Speaker 2: Now, James Brown passes away, rest in peace. Four in
- 33:52Speaker 2: the morning, Reverend Al gets a phone call. It's from
- 33:55Speaker 2: the morgue. And they say, Mr. Sharpton, uh, Mr. Jackson
- 34:01Speaker 2: is here. Can we let him see James Brown? Michael Jackson. Yeah.
- 34:08Speaker 2: So he says, sure. And so Michael, he said he
- 34:11Speaker 2: got on the phone with Michael. Michael, we would love
- 34:13Speaker 2: to see you at the funeral. This is the time
- 34:16Speaker 2: Michael was in controversy and all that. He's like, yo,
- 34:18Speaker 2: I don't want to go there. Right. People, you know,
- 34:21Speaker 2: too much controversy, whatever. He said, OK. He ended up
- 34:25Speaker 2: showing up to. But Reverend Al said he called back
- 34:28Speaker 2: like an hour later and told the mall guy, yo,
- 34:32Speaker 2: he said, how long he sit there? He said he
- 34:34Speaker 2: sit there for an hour. And he said, well, what'd
- 34:37Speaker 2: he do? He said, well, he talked to Mr. Brown
- 34:40Speaker 2: and he asked me for a comb. And he combed
- 34:42Speaker 2: James Brown's hair the way James Brown wore it. The
- 34:48Speaker 2: mortician or whoever styled his hair had it wrong. Wow.
- 34:52Speaker 2: And Michael Jackson was saying, Mr. Brown wears it to
- 34:56Speaker 2: the right. So he combed James Brown's hair. That was
- 35:00Speaker 2: mind-blowing to me. This shit is great. That's true respect
- 35:04Speaker 2: and love right there. I'll tell you that. I mean,
- 35:08Speaker 2: that was designed. Yeah. All the dance moves came from him. Yeah,
- 35:12Speaker 2: there's a bunch of things. Those are the two most
- 35:14Speaker 2: legendary stories that come to mind. What we're going to
- 35:18Speaker 2: do right now, Joe, is we're going to play a game.
- 35:20Speaker 2: And in this game, we're going to rifle off questions.
- 35:23Speaker 1: And if you get them all right, I'm going to donate.
- 35:26Speaker 2: $ 100 to your favorite charity.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Okay.
- 35:30Speaker 2: Well, here we go.
- 35:32Speaker 4: Live with Clayton Sparks, it's Fat Joe. We're going to
- 35:36Speaker 4: fire off a bunch of questions at him, and if
- 35:38Speaker 4: he answers these questions right, he's got one shot only,
- 35:41Speaker 4: one incorrect answer, and it's over for you folks. If
- 35:44Speaker 4: he gets it right, we're going to donate $ 100 on
- 35:47Speaker 4: behalf of Fat Joe to his favorite charity. I need
- 35:50Speaker 4: the sound of a ticker because Joe needs to feel
- 35:52Speaker 4: the urgency of answering these before it runs out of time.
- 35:55Speaker 2: I'm going to answer them fast. I'm going to answer
- 35:58Speaker 2: them fast. Okay, we're going to answer them fast. All right, ready?
- 36:00Speaker 2: We're going to go through these fast. Do we have
- 36:02Speaker 2: any other kind of music? Hold on. Do we have...
- 36:04Speaker 2: What is this music? This is too big. It's too big.
- 36:08Speaker 2: That music's too big. Hold on. It's too excited. Oh,
- 36:11Speaker 2: you know what we should do? Here we go. Can
- 36:13Speaker 2: you hear... Oh, you can't hear it? Damn it, I'm
- 36:20Speaker 2: playing Shotgun.
- 36:20Speaker 1: I was playing Shotgun, one of my favorite records ever,
- 36:24Speaker 1: ever in the history of hip-hop.
- 36:26Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 36:27Speaker 1: We're going to start now, and we've got 30 seconds
- 36:29Speaker 1: to answer these, and we're going to donate $ 100 to.
- 36:32Speaker 2: Your favorite charity. What charity would that be? Juvenile Diabetes.
- 36:37Speaker 2: Juvenile Diabetes is what we're going to do. All right, ready?
- 36:39Speaker 1: We're going to fire off these questions. You've got three
- 36:41Speaker 1: seconds to answer each question. We're going to fire right
- 36:44Speaker 1: through them. Fat Joe, I'm going to answer these questions.
- 36:46Speaker 1: If he answers them all right, we're going to donate
- 36:48Speaker 1: $ 100 to juvenile diabetes. And we start with this one.
- 36:51Speaker 1: Fat Joe, have you ever been punched in the face
- 36:53Speaker 1: by a girl?
- 36:54Speaker 2: Yes. Has a grown man ever made you cry? Yes.
- 36:59Speaker 2: Have you ever spoiled your pants during a show but
- 37:01Speaker 2: kept performing?
- 37:01Speaker 4: No.
- 37:03Speaker 1: Have you ever blew out candles on a birthday cake
- 37:05Speaker 1: and wished to be Skinny Joe with that wish?
- 37:08Speaker 2: No.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Do you ever pee sitting down because you're too tired
- 37:11Speaker 1: to stand up?
- 37:14Speaker 4: No.
- 37:14Speaker 2: Have you... Like, that's the weirdest. No, the way you
- 37:19Speaker 2: answered that was like, no, Clinton, why would I ever
- 37:22Speaker 2: do that? I'm thinking about it.
- 37:23Speaker 1: I'm like, it might be a late night and you're
- 37:25Speaker 1: just like, I'm just going to put my pants down,
- 37:27Speaker 1: sit down.
- 37:27Speaker 2: I don't want to stand here and piss. I'm just
- 37:29Speaker 2: going to sit down. Nah. All right.
- 37:31Speaker 4: All right.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Okay.
- 37:32Speaker 2: Okay.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Have you ever got stuck with what question to ask
- 37:34Speaker 1: a guest next and just laugh a little bit longer
- 37:36Speaker 1: to pass time to think of what to ask next? Okay, cool.
- 37:39Speaker 2: Yes.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Have you ever stubbed your toe and inconveniently broke your toenail?
- 37:44Speaker 1: And then when you put on socks for a couple
- 37:45Speaker 1: of weeks, it would catch on the small piece of
- 37:46Speaker 1: your toenail left. No.
- 37:49Speaker 2: Have you ever stopped making sweet love because you had
- 37:51Speaker 2: to go pee? No. Okay. Have you ever given a
- 37:59Speaker 2: Roman helmet? I don't know what that is. Okay. We'll
- 38:03Speaker 2: just going to go. Okay.
- 38:04Speaker 1: We'll have to come back to the judges. What's your
- 38:06Speaker 1: favorite snack item?
- 38:07Speaker 2: My favorite snack item is ice cream. Okay. That's right.
- 38:12Speaker 2: Do you enjoy drive-thru or going into the store better?
- 38:15Speaker 2: Going into the store. Have you ever been electrocuted? No.
- 38:18Speaker 1: Multiple choice question. Throughout your life, when you jumped in
- 38:21Speaker 1: a pool, how many times have you yelled Geronimo?
- 38:24Speaker 2: Six times? 29 times? 67 times? Or too many times
- 38:29Speaker 2: to count? Never. Here's the last one. Here's the last one.
- 38:41Speaker 2: Do we want to help the juvenile diabetes or what?
- 38:43Speaker 2: All right. Last question. If you ever swam naked in
- 38:46Speaker 2: a freshwater lake, would it still be considered skinny dipping
- 38:49Speaker 2: with Fat Joe? If Fat Joe swam naked in a
- 38:52Speaker 2: freshwater lake, would it be considered skinny dipping? Yes, it
- 38:55Speaker 2: would be. Let's go. We're going to help the kids.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Thanks to Fat Joe.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Joe, love you, brother. You are one of the best
- 39:04Speaker 1: to ever do it, man. You're such a great father,
- 39:06Speaker 1: a great emcee, a great man. Thank you for what
- 39:08Speaker 1: you've done for hip-hop.
- 39:09Speaker 2: Thank you for what you've done for culture. Thank you
- 39:11Speaker 2: for always being a friend to me. I love you, brother.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Thank you, my brother. Done for love, man. It was
- 39:15Speaker 2: an honor to be on here. Shout out to your family,
- 39:18Speaker 2: your wife, everybody out there, man. God bless you, my brother.
- 39:21Speaker 2: That will conclude this evening's entertainment.