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Below Deck Recap, Vanderpump Villa Recap, VPR Reunion Trailer, Bethenny/Paul Split, Met Gala · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama Darling. Well, hello there, darlings,
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what's up. It's Tuesday. Emily's here, Hello, em Hello one
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and all. Yeah, you are again coming in hot from the East Coast
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and just delighted to have Maryland Emily with us today. Thank you all for
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joining. Also to all the darlings that have upgraded. I appreciate that to
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we celebrate a year on that platform. How fabulous. So we are talking
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below Deck and vander Palm Villa today, which is very exciting. I always
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love this meeting to just pop us in. By the way, I had
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a gorgeous California night over at Disney Hall on Saturday night. I went to
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the La Philharmonic with Doug. Oh oh nice, second time I've gone with
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him. He's brought me as his date. He has. He's like a
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season ticket holder, and I am honored and delighted to be one of the
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people that appreciate classical music and happy and delighted that he brought me along.
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Also, the Disney Hall has like a restaurant that's next to them or attached
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to them, associated with them, and I believe it's called Astrid. But
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we went there first. Yeah you've been there. Yeah I haven't been there,
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but I know what you're talking about. Okay, So the heels of
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Top Chef and a few episodes ago, they had a supper club challenge and
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one of the contestants made a chicken liver moose. Well, I had said
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I would love to try chicken liver moose because I don't think I've ever had
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it. Yeah, lo and behold. I pull up Doug sitting there and
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he's like, I don't know about you, but this is what I like
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to do. I like to grab a little something from here, here,
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and here, and they've got this chicken liver moose. I was like,
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are you kidding me? Right now? Done? So I had to remind
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him because he watches Top Chef also, and I was like, do you
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remember from supper club? And he did not. He did not remember the
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chicken liver moose, but was delighted to know that that had happened and that
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my dreams were coming true, and my god, it was so good,
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and they paired it with like a jelly. Oh. It was an incredible
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meal over there. I didn't know what we were getting into when we arrived.
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I thought it was just like a quick meal. I had no clue.
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I didn't know if I was going to get a sandwich or a steak.
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A sure enough, and we split a bunch of stuff and it was
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so good, and the concert was fabulous, little Beethoven, little Strauss,
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some piano. And they had a wind machine for the don Quixote. No.
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Wow, yeah, fourth dimension, four dimensional, four dimensional for sure.
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I said what is that? And he's like, I don't know a
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wind machine. And it's like Doug knows everything, so he was like,
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yeah, that's a wind machine. And then he's like, well, how
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was how would one get a wind machine? Is this their wind machine?
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Do they rent this wind machine? Do they borrow this wind machine? I
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was like, I think they own the wind machine. I think they've got
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a room here where they just have a bunch of random instruments and that's where
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they put it. What do you think? Yeah, that could I'm gonna
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say yes, and or somebody donated it for a limited use but for free.
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Oh interesting, dog did not. He was not feeling the whole Uh,
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they own the wind machine and just keep it in a room theory that
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I had. He was like, you think they had just have it.
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I was like yeah, and he's like, oh no, no, I
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can see a studio being like this is a good tax right off, We'll
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let them use our wind machine for these performances, you know, because it's
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a non for profit I think, right, it's all probably donor driven.
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Yeah, so that's what I'm thinking. Well, I couldn't get enough wind
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machine. They used it and they crank it crank. It's like a press,
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a huge press, you know what I mean. And when they pulled
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that out and they started playing it, Dugnet like yes, and then I
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was like more wind machine, like more cowbell. You know, you just
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can't get enough. But it was limited use only, but bye, golly
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bye, gosh. Absolutely stunning performances from all The pianist who's very well known,
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got a standing ovation after her pieces, and then so many that she
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came back and had doing encore. Wow. And dude Mel was the conductor
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and he's leaving. He's leaving, yes, to go to New York.
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Yeah, that was a big deal when that announcement came through. But he's
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still going to come back. I guess to do the the Hollywood Bowl shows
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me. Oh really, Oh I may. I think. I don't know.
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I think that's what I heard, because he's got they've got that thing
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with John Williams and they do something else anyway. Yeah, yeah, are
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my headphones being really loud right now? Yeah? No, no, yeah
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no. Did you well, let me just serve up a little dish here
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and then we can chat deserving dish. Did you get your eyes on any
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of them Met Gala looks? I did a few, but I just just
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a quick glance. Okay. Now the theme was Garden of Time. Garden
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of Time, mm hmm okay. I just wanted to know because I don't
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really like to know the theme ahead of time, because I like want to
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try and not necessarily guess because I'll never guess. But you'll never guess,
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no, never, never eva guess what a Met Gala theme is. But
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I wanted to like see where I'm at in terms of like where am I
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landing? And I was definitely seeing the florals. I was definitely seeing some
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sort of flower theme. So I felt like this year, of all years,
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they did seem to stick with the theme. So many times it feels
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retrofitted into the theme, like they know what they're gonna wear anyway, and
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then they like just they just make it work. Yeah, like they that
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Kim Kardashian wore Marilyn Monroe's goal. You know, yeah it didn't. But
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what was the theme last year? Now? I don't even remember that.
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This was a couple of years ago, wasn't it, because she was Pete
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Davidson. Oh, Pete Davidson. Oh okay, right, yeah, but
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anyway, years ago, Yeah, I remember hearing the theme and I was
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like, oh, she was just gonna do this anyway. Yeah, right
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right, she was just gonna do it anyway. There are somewhere I'm like,
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how is this part of the theme? You know? Yeah, one
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in particular, I had to. I went on TikTok and I did watch
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a video or two about what people were saying about some of the looks and
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like, so for example, one of the Jenners, I think Kendall Jenner
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with the black like very streamlined. I want to say, Yeah, I'm
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gonna get it all wrong. Okay, I think it was VERSACEI I don't
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know. But the point is is that I was like, how is this
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garden of Time? Like? I don't see it at all? Is this
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because it's completely all black and it's very straight and narrow and and this maybe
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is like the black vacuum of time? Well? Sure, sure, but
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this I mean sure, but this one guy said, it's like, oh
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what did he say? Oh? Yeah, a snow white of what?
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No? No, I'm sorry, not snow white sleeping beauty, because you
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know, sleeping beauty sleeps in like and then all the time passes like she's
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sleeping in the garden in the woods. Okay, okay, So I was
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like, I still don't see it, but thank you for selling me,
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because in my mind I'm thinking of the Disney Sleeping Beauty and she's not wearing
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black. No, God no, And if anything, the wouldn't she be
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the the witch, the evil right right with the apple anyway? But Andy
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Cohen was there with Sarah Jessica Parker, and she had a very distinct theme
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driven look. I think, I mean she looked like a flowers and she
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always knows. She always yeah, she does. So that was exciting,
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and he was in it just a plain black tux. I really would appreciate
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it if more of the men would go a little more nuts with the theme,
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but they don't. Not a lot of guys do it. I feel
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like Andy would have a couple before he had kids, but he didn't,
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and now that it would be much cooler for him. I think he just
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doesn't have the time. He's just like, I'm going it's fine, but
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I agree with you. Yeah, because some guys clearly card now, Yeah,
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there were a couple that really one looked like Willy Wonka. You know,
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I don't know, it's some of these shows I don't watch. I
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think he's from Euphoria. Who knows, but I I thought you met like
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Timothy Shalman. I'm like, well, he literally played Willy Wonka, literally
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was so that would be appropriate, but it wasn't him. But Andy looks
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great classic and if he's trying, I think, if I'm going to look
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into this, maybe he's just like, I am here to be Sarah Jessica
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Parker's like escort date. I'm here to support. It's not about me,
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it's about her. So that's kind of what I'm thinking. His angle is
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when he goes to these Yeah, like she's the show and he writes the
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support and they always go together. Yeah. Yeah, so that's what I'm
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thinking anyway. So that being said, Andy Cohen was there and that was
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great to see because they weren't there last year, maybe the last couple of
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years. I don't think they've been there, so it was really the back.
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Wow, I just assume that they go every year. No, not
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every she's skipped. She's skipped some. So no housewives to be seen.
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Let that be noted. But there were some parties that were had, you
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know after parties in which there's some summer house people like a Cierra Miller,
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maybe a Page you know, some of the fashionist does. And so that's
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that now. Also in other news, Bethany Frankel and Paul Burnan have split
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after six years of dating, and US Weekly is where I'm reading this,
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and it says that they can exclusively confirm that, and a mutual friend of
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the couple confirmed to them that it in quotes, it just wasn't going to
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work between the pair, who split around two months ago. So that was
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shocking to me. Because you know, obviously it takes time to trickle through
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the press if you're not going to put it out there on your own.
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But honestly, the second that I saw this headline, I thought, oh
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my god, Like she's grieving, she's going through it, and she's like,
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I can't, I need to split this up. But this happened before
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her mother passed, so that is interesting. Yeah. I mean, but
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who knows, maybe she was. Maybe it's more like I don't feel like
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pretending we're going to get back together now or something. So there's probably some
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of that coming out with it making it final. Yeah, so that is
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the news there. Six years Wow, they were engaged. She had a
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huge ring. Yeah. In other news, we have some vander Pomp rules
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stuff to discuss, one of which is that the reunion trailer came out yesterday.
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Did you get eyes on that, Emily? I did this morning?
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Yeah, okay. Wow. So there is a part, as you all
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saw from the trailer that Andy says, no one has seen the very end
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and we're all going to watch it together and respond, and Arianna is crying
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her heart out and she says that makes her really really sad. You have
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Tom Sandoval crying saying I'm not acting. You knew me, Arianna and Lalla's
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very confused face. A lot of people's very confused faces, so we don't
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know what that is. But there is an account Ceci Loves You that apparently
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she spoke with Kyle Chan and had a very long conversation and she went on
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her Instagram and did a whole video yesterday. And this is a spoiler for
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what happens in the reunion. So if you don't want to hear this spoiler,
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the alleged spoiler, then pause or mute, I should say so.
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And this is also a trigger warning. The spoiler is that apparently Kyle Chan
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says that it was about Tom's mental health and that he reached a point where
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he went and bought a gun and he was home, and Kyle Chan went
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over there and basically saw him in a position that he, you know,
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you would never want to see somebody, and he was concerned about it.
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So that's quite into hence, maybe it's a confessional from Kyle Chan talking about
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it. Oh right, right, yeah, that's a good call. This
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trailer for VPR Reunion was really quite shocking, pretty heartbreaking, and obviously piqued
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the interest of most people and just hate seeing it, hate seeing it.
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So I did. Yeah, And you know, like it's hard for me
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with Sandoval, but I think like anybody that got themselves in the situation that
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he did would probably be going through some pretty intrusive thoughts. So I do
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have a lot of empathy for him. Yeah, in that way, I'm
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an EmPATH like Dody and that you are how I feel. I can't imagine
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any of us wouldn't feel a certain way of compassion towards him at this point,
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you know, truth, not enough, not enough that like I would,
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I'm still hardcore ariana. I just can see horse that that would have
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been a very hard time to live through for him, even though he I
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know he did it, he made those choices all that. I just think
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like, yeah, I could see where that would be a hard thing.
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Yeah. And then also in other news, it looks like, and I
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saw this on Bravo snark side, that Sandoval and his girlfriend Victoria, which
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I wasn't even up on, Like I knew he had a girlfriend, never
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had a name to it, So I just yes, But they apparently have
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broken up and they've unfollowed each other it says, and the Bravo snark side
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reposted something from the Bravo Babe and it says, after the Watcher Happens live
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taping last night, Sandoval, Victoria and went out together. This morning,
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Victoria and Sandobal unfollowed each other and Billy Lee unfollowed both of them. Something
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happened and watch What Happens Live? Oh wow, oh wow, Okay the
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plot beckens. God bless. I mean, these people never turn it off.
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So I mean I'm talking about like the account. Yeah, and I
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was gonna say whatever would create something where Billy Lee would unfollow everybody and then
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he would too, and then the fans that step in to be like,
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but see this is again where Billy Lee or somebody must have tipped Face Reality
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sixteen off or whoever. You know. Yeah, this is because you're right,
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because they are giving this information without giving the information that they really got
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to protect, right, right, they have relationships with these people. Yeah,
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so we know that now it's getting really too close for comfort. It's
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crossing over into the show. So Jack's was on Watch What Happens also?
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Yeah, okay, it hasn't aired yet, right, it's pre right,
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right, so that'll be this week. That'll be uh tonight, are there
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restraining orders? Somebody push somebody sand of Ball's nails right now, because that
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Deck and vander Palm Villa recaps, caps caps caps caps capes. I can't
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believe that, well, I guess I can. Blow Deck is almost over,
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Like next week they're going to start their last charter. Oh yeah,
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I loved this episode and the last one, but I really love this one
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because I do think like it was the perfect episode that kept me entertained and
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there was not yeah, like crazy friction. It wasn't stress. It was
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just friends and bits and I loved it. I loved it. Yeah,
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And I think I needed a stress free show, you know. Yeah,
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And you know too, I forget there. When we were talking about Jersey,
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one of the darlings, maybe you remember, said something about like she
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was so over the intro with the blowout and everything. And I do think
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that Bravo always somehow knows what we want. They do miss the mark occasionally
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Potomac this season, but I do think like somehow they knew, like this
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is going to be a really great palate cleanser, fun upbeat. I didn't
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even we haven't even had that much tension this season, but it was so
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fun. And also I think a complete coincidence. I mean, who could
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have seen this, like in the future to schedule the The Real House Lives
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of New Jersey Last Supper like Explosion trailer vander Pump Rules Reunion trailer the same
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week and the same day that Below Deck just has a lovely, you know,
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nice charter, you know what I mean, Like that's that we got
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lucky with the balance here. And I loved Fraser and Stephen kissing at the
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end. When they like made that happen, it seemed very sorry, did
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you just call him Fraser? How dare you? How dare you? Jill'saren
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girl? I haven't had my ag one yet. I was running behind schedule
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today. Okay, I'm so sorry. I you know what, I'm already
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moved on from Below Deck, so now I'm still going to get the names
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wrong. No, I'm kidding you. Okay, Fraser and Stemen they have
24:00
their big kiss, and I just love the way that it all like came
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together because sometimes you'd think that the romance might be gone if you have to
24:08
ask the captain to kiss somebody and it's all planned out. Yeah, he's
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Phraser's really good at knowing his status. I will say, like, he
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doesn't ever seem to take it on the chin when he has to like lower
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status himself. I've noticed it a couple of times. He's like, no,
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the captain's in charge. I'm really gonna listen to what the captain's saying.
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So what you're saying is he he appears to be high status. He
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presents his high status, and then he talks his high status. He acts
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his high status, but then when he's knocked down, he takes it on
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the chin right exactly. Now, he's only gonna take it from the captain.
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But that's who he's gonna take it, and he's only gonna keep trying
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to be high status. I mean, I thought we're starting our podcast.
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I'm expecting him to come on here and tell us that we're not doing a
25:04
good job. Like you know, he'll he will not tell us. He'll
25:08
go straight to like Apple headquarters and say, like, I need to have
25:14
a meeting, we need to fire them. Spotify don't do that Spotify.
25:19
I'm so over Emmy and Amy. They don't know what they're talking about.
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Serving dish is exhausting. It lacks presentation. It he we can't. I
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will say the common denominator in every episode is Fraser talking to the captain about
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firing any anyone, anyone, anyone, other people on other charters, you
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know, other guests, anything, anyone that can go by, you know,
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anyone. I look out, they just docked. I don't know who's
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on the dock. But Fraser is coming for you, okay Na, Like,
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I'm sorry, Granada. The entire city is a country. Uh is
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right? Is it country? Yeah? It's kind yeah, is not cooperating.
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I'm sorry, it's it's a cloudy day. I really wanted it to
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be sunny, and I can't stand Granada. But you know, like but
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him asking the captain, you know, like Stephen, there might be a
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peck in da and you'll write with that, and then the captain being like
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if if it's like ky with ye you know Dan link all those lips.
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You know, he was just very like, all right, let's do this.
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A peck is fine, and he was supportive and I love that and
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Thank god Stephen came out on the crew night out and popped in. Yeah.
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Yeah, I was like, this is a sexy time. You know,
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this is some sex. I mean I want I tried to see what
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I need. Does anybody know are they engaged now? I'm gonna say no.
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I'm gonna say no. I wanted them together forever. I mean,
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you never know, who knows. Maybe they are like seeing each other.
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But I did love that they met up. And Steven's like, do you
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find me to be unapproachable? And he's like, I really do. And
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he's like you get that a lot, and he's like totally obsessed with you.
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And I'm like, oh my god, you guys are so cute.
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And then Ben in the background just doing like the woo woo, like he
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is cheering them on practically as an airhorn. He's like, froze up,
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all right, take it down a notch. Let them have their moment.
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But it was really funny. But anyway, getting back to the morning,
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when Captain is out on the deck and he's with the guest, one of
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the Instagram Instagram guests, and he's like looking at that gorgeous view, just
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gorgeous Granada. You know and and the guest is like, oh, is
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this what you do every morning? And he's like, I medy tighten my
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room, ham Ham, it's really relaxing. Yeah. I think I love
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Captain Carry. I think I like him. I like his personality better than
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Captain Jason. Yeah, Captain Sandy's so my favorite. But what about Captain
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Lee. Let's not forget No, I don't forget Lee. I kind of
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put him on in a category by himself because he's the og og. Now.
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Well, but now I say that, and I need to make a
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correction because what the bottom line is, who do you want to work for?
28:44
And I think, yeah, Sandy out of all of them. Oh
28:48
yeah, second, second, Carrie, who do I want to look at
28:52
Jason? Captain Jason? Mama Mia agree, Dylan wants to look at himself.
29:04
He's just like playing with his abs. That was just there's something going
29:08
on with old Dylan Baki because he is he's a mimic. He like,
29:17
I'm like, what what happened? Like how did you grow up? Buddy?
29:21
Because everything he does he's just trying to emulate any everyone else in the
29:29
room or somebody he thought was cool. I have no idea who this guy
29:33
is. Oh wow, I don't I gotta check that out. I don't
29:36
know who he is either, but I don't think he does. But like
29:40
just the way he overorates and like enunciates, and like, you know,
29:45
he's always like trying to make a big splash or a big and he's always
29:48
it just doesn't fit him. He's not authentic. He's acting. But I
29:53
think it's like a deep response to something. I think there's something really good
30:00
going on there and I don't know what it is. And I don't know
30:03
if it started on that cargo ship that he worked for, but that was
30:07
a big deal. And you know, he has the one honest thing that
30:15
I don't think he's dishonest, the one thing that he when he was talking
30:18
about his his childhood and being really self conscious about his weight when he was
30:25
a kid. Some of that plays into it. But I think there's a
30:27
lot more going on. It's my hunch. Okay, wow, I didn't
30:33
even hear him say that. Okay, well I listened. I what what?
30:41
But between you and I I'm like sorry, singing yeah, Amy,
30:48
Hello, Hello? What what? Why? And I never have one moment
30:55
about me? It's about me let's talk about the breakfast eggs many and this
31:00
crew is obsessed with garnish. I like to open the conversation to garnish.
31:07
Nick won't do it. And the instagram people seem to love it. They're
31:11
taking just as many pictures they had a problem. They're enjoying the food and
31:19
enjoying the pictures. They're not complaining. They're enjoying the food while they're enjoying
31:26
the pictures and so indulgent. And the woman was like, I'm watching this
31:30
while I'm eating it. I'm like, stop stop doing that please. I
31:37
know, but I mean, like, is there something about the food that
31:41
like we need to because some of the garnishes are talking about are taggy?
31:47
Sound cheesy? Is right? I'm gonna stand by Nick. Did you hear
31:51
that noise that just came through? No? Okay, good was it?
31:55
No? It's my email, but it makes a noise on my end,
31:56
so I didn't know if it picked up. Yeah, Nick knows it's tacky.
32:02
His dishes and plating are clean, they are fresh, they are now,
32:07
they are with the times. Yeah, we don't need a freaking drizzle
32:12
everywhere. We don't need a you know, a cucumber in the shape of
32:15
a star, a star. It felt like. Now, don't get me
32:21
wrong, if that was presented to me, I would be like, wow,
32:23
that's cute, but I wouldn't like you to be knocked Your socks would
32:30
be knocked off, Emily, hold let me let me present something to you.
32:34
Let me see what your response would be. Okay, I'm going to
32:37
put a drizzle around I'm gonna do the eggs benedect hollandaise sauce drizzle around the
32:45
outside of the eggs Benny, and then I'm going to put like carrots in
32:53
the shape of hearts and cucumbers in the shape of fish, and I'm gonna
32:59
put it along the outside with some hi tomatoes. What are you going to
33:04
do here? It is here, it is. I would say, oh
33:07
my gosh, I needn't know we ordered off the kids menu. That is
33:10
so cool, because wouldn't that be like very Yeah, I think I'm fine
33:17
with this. Yeah, let's take let's stop the garnish. You know,
33:22
And the fact that that is what drove Fraser to Captain Carrie to complain about
33:29
him is making me irate, Like, yeah, you know, the chef
33:34
is standing his ground. He has to stand by his food and that is
33:37
his like thing. They don't need garnish. They don't need it. And
33:42
these two people, Paris and Fraser, I don't know. There was a
33:45
little hiccup on this charter last episode with them not with the chef overlooking the
33:52
preference sheet again, and so I think that was also playing into Fraser talking
33:58
to Captain it again. But it really was the garnish because now he's rallying
34:04
the troops to complain about garnish and I'm like, buddy, if that's the
34:07
worst. Yeah, because also the dinners are plated on that really nice china,
34:13
which is enough oftentimes look a tablescape on a charter. You know,
34:20
they try everything and they do a great job with it, but like that's
34:22
a garnish. That is the garnish exactly. It's always going to be too
34:28
much. It's always going to be you know, like Bollywood meets nineteen twenties
34:31
meets you know, art deco. Like it's going to be too much for
34:36
the theme. Yeah, so let the food be garnishless. Also, truth
34:42
be told, there was some Parsley on it, so like that's plenty.
34:45
Yeah, I agree, Thank god we're on the same page. I just
34:50
I couldn't with that. And then we see Paris squeeze Mayo into her mouth,
34:53
which was very impressive. And I have no problem. Oh I did.
34:58
I wouldn't do it, but good for her. Good for her.
35:00
You know, I'm happy that she can. She does. There's just something
35:04
about Nanny's sounds really grown. Yeah, that gets me, even though I
35:09
love it, I don't know what that is. Well, it's just some
35:14
things aren't meant to be eaten independently, and I stand by that. Oh
35:20
my god, thank you. So Sonny and Ben start this episode off with
35:25
being like very awkward and they're fixing a chair, and then they eventually hook
35:30
up at the end. And I mean, I guess if Sonny has an
35:32
understanding and she's fine with that, but I think she's just bored and just
35:37
wants to have fun. Yeah, and I guess their intentions have been very
35:43
clear now, so it is what it is. But I think we both
35:47
were like, oh no, they're totally going to hook up again. I
35:50
just assumed she'd like at least play a little game. But yeah, I
35:54
know, But I mean it was one cur night out and you know,
35:57
you only get one cur night out. Plus they're turning this away. They're
36:00
not even going to have like a whole day. So yeah, you got
36:04
a step two. So we uh oh oh, Barbie calls her. Was
36:09
that was her mom, right, sister? No, Thank goodness, I
36:13
miss that, And I was like, I don't think this is her mom
36:15
talking to her like that, because she's like, wow, you've got to
36:17
live with your decisions. You should have thought about that. No, and
36:21
I was. But by the end of that call, I was glad that
36:23
this sister was calming down. Who is this dad? I am terrified there's
36:31
some issues there, and I just thought, like, why she's giving it
36:36
so much life that it's concerning. Yeah, But but then you know,
36:45
she turned a corner as she said, what did she say? I turned
36:47
her and I'm settling in own it. Yeah. Yeah, she's gonna accept
36:52
it. And that was really good growing pains to see. Yeah, so
36:57
I did love when Paris was like, I'm not into krusty Dicksy. Do
37:01
you think the tension with her and the chef is legit? I can't tell
37:06
if they're putting that on that back and forth because oh, I see,
37:12
not sexual tension, just tension, just the tension that between them because like
37:15
he has said some shit and I'm like, he's worked in this industry for
37:21
twenty years, surely he knows. You don't say that. But then I
37:27
was like, did the producers pull them aside independently and were like, you
37:34
know, the new chef, he's not doing X and Y, and hey,
37:37
Paris is new and she's not doing this. What do you think and
37:40
then lean into that. I don't know, it just felt weird. Yeah,
37:45
it's from what I understand and the way that oh, well that's actually
37:50
below deck met that I'm thinking of, So nevermind. I don't know.
37:52
I'm not sure. I will say that it did seem in the promo from
37:57
last week that it was going to be a bigger deal than it is,
38:00
and so this week it was just like not much of anything. So I
38:02
feel like maybe she's leaning into the reality TV aspect of this at this point,
38:07
she's comfortable, Well he's saying some total bullshit and you know, yeah,
38:12
he he did say some bad stuff to her, like about getting chunky,
38:16
and then yeah, it's wrong for a girl like I just yeah,
38:22
you know better, dude, Like I think he's just like probably a mess
38:28
he's like a probably a misogynistic chef. Big surprise. Yeah, yeah,
38:34
true. They had the New Year's Eve dinner surf and turf, and Nick
38:37
is like, I would never even serve surf and turf, which is very
38:42
strange because that seems like and again maybe he's he wouldn't eat it himself,
38:45
you wouldn't eat it. Oh okay, I see what you're saying. I
38:49
thought he meant he would never choose to serve this to anybody, but because
38:53
they're asking for it, that he's doing it, and you would never like
38:57
select that because again I could see where he's going with that, because I'm
39:02
like, well that is very eighties, like it's very antiquated, and it
39:07
does kind of seem tacky, but also it's a classic that doesn't really go
39:10
out of style. Honestly, on these boats, when somebody wants something like
39:15
surf and turf or something, it's such a relief as a viewer because I'm
39:21
just like, this is easy, we got this, no problem. The
39:24
stress level goes way down. We're going to knock this out of the park.
39:29
But until what's his head couldn't make eggs And that freaked me out.
39:34
On the last blow deck and remember the chef no, no, oh god,
39:39
the Irish, British, Oh, the Irish guy. I was gonna
39:42
say, British chefs. Yeah, and maybe Irish they cannot well, yeah,
39:46
they cannot. British make eggs. They're not good at it. Also,
39:52
Nick's foam was terrible, I will say that, and spraying it on
39:58
the plates as they're walking to the dining room was very, very very attacking.
40:06
Well, I think that was part of Fraser's issue. And I couldn't
40:09
tell if he was how visible he was, but I'm kind of like,
40:14
if you're gonna do that, make it a show. Don't be on the
40:17
on deck circle squirting it out of your armpit and then like yeah, but
40:21
it was so bad. It was like it looked like a whipped cream bottle
40:24
that was done its last, you know, yes, yeah, and then
40:37
tired live cream. But he would be like spraying it all over the guests
40:45
at that point if he had. Yeah, I mean what Fraser looked insulted
40:52
holding those He looked humiliated, like holding those places and having him do that
40:58
humiliating. I was like, yeah, this is too much. Anyway,
41:07
Yeah, Nick says like go clean a toilet in his confessional about Paris.
41:13
Yeah, I'm talking about he's an asshole. He is an asshole. I
41:19
would have thought he would know better, but he does not. He does
41:22
not. Fraser takes Steven's clothes off at dinner. They kiss after the Sparklers.
41:28
We already talked about that. But the next day or no, that
41:31
night, Barbie apologizes to Kyle about not owning it with her dad and she's
41:36
ready to own it, and they have like a little reset, and the
41:39
morning comes. They argue about garnishes again and about crapes, and I was
41:46
kind of leaning towards what the chef was saying, like I think he knows
41:52
what to do about crapes. So I didn't understand. Did you understand this
41:55
crape fiasco here? I didn't. But I also feel like maybe I wasn't
42:05
paying attention enough because I didn't even realize it was like a big deal,
42:10
Like I thought it was just like, well, Fraser certainly brought that to
42:15
the wheelhouse, right, he made it a big deal. I feel like
42:22
it's not going to even matter. Fraser is in a gear where everything matters
42:27
and the result, the final result is going to be. At this point,
42:32
you cry wolf. That's the final result. Yeah, so anything like
42:38
the captain was right, like you were so much more helpful with Anthony,
42:44
and that was like Fraser loves a wounded bird, like that is his thing.
42:47
And if you aren't looking for him, if you aren't looking for Fraser
42:52
to like build you up, then watch out. He's going to come for
42:57
you. He's going to take you down until you want him to build you
43:00
back. As you back up, He's like a Lisa Vanderbump. Yeah,
43:05
he says to Captain carry, I'm so disappointed in the food. There's zero
43:08
presentation. He's not friendly. It's his way on no way. And then
43:14
Carrie's like, it feels to me like you didn't want to be as hailful
43:16
as you were the Anthony. And then Carrie's like, I agree with the
43:21
presentation. Both the Geese like it. Yeah, you guys have been on
43:28
boats too long, you know, you guys want these cheesy garnishes. Paris
43:34
too fell like Paris has like cruise vibes, like Carnival cruise vibes. Great
43:40
and fine, right right honestly, but it just that's the swan tows,
43:45
that's the cucumbers and stars and it's just in my mind. On these below
43:52
deck seasons, it just there's some clients that would want that and some that
43:58
don't. So I feel like you're catering. You're catering to a higher level
44:04
of client when you're not putting all that bullshit on it. Although I would
44:08
like to wander my room, I'm just gonna say, or just different because
44:12
they have, you know, I just think it's different. I think they
44:15
want an opposite experience from that, or I don't elevated experience. They did
44:22
love it. They gave us seventeen sixty nine tip. Each person gets seventeen
44:25
sixty nine, which was great, and then I did love that Fraser.
44:30
Fraser tried to like sway the crew and he's like, I don't know if
44:34
you notice, but we do have a new chef, so let's just be
44:39
positive. It is best we can. Like it's like like five, Yeah,
44:45
I need all of you to mention Garnish. Yeah. I tried to
44:51
get him fired this week. It did not work, Hoping he'll get fired
44:54
next week in the middle of the chata. Yeah, so that's that.
45:01
Any less thoughts on the Saint David, if you will, I think let's
45:07
let's steer this boat straight over to France. Let's do it. Oh wow,
45:13
here we are and her Pumpvilla. It's actually perfect because it's like going
45:20
from Below Deck to a show that's inspired by Below Deck in the way that
45:24
it's curated. Yeah, so this is good. Look. I did take
45:34
a lot of notes, but I'm not going to, you know, read
45:36
them all. But we are now in episode eight, and it's kind of
45:42
the fallout from the divorce party. Hannah had a little melt down. She's
45:45
starting to pack up to leave. In the middle of the night. She's
45:50
like, not even my ex boyfriend is checking on me. Ex boyfriend he's
45:55
like asleep. Everyone's like it's two in the morning, what are you doing
46:00
having a hissy fit. And Kelly was sitting on the ground. She's like,
46:04
stop, wait, don't go. I still do not understand the Telly
46:09
Hannah friendship at all. But here we are. I know, I don't
46:14
know. Look, I was glad that Kelly and Gabby finally kind of came
46:20
to a bit of an understanding in this episode. So we're getting somewhere.
46:25
Caroline the chef, apparently, you know, we had an issue with Eric
46:30
kissing her last week. Yes, okay, well the grab because then she
46:37
referred to it like lovingly, and I was like, was there another kiss?
46:39
And then they cut back to that kiss and I was like, oh,
46:42
yeah, I'm sorry girl, I don't know what happened to you.
46:45
This was I don't know why she likes I don't know why she liked it,
46:50
but it was nice to hear that she does like him and she's interested,
46:53
because I was like, do we have consent? Didn't look like how
46:59
is Air winning all the ladies? Like surely? Like his personality kills anything.
47:08
I mean he's so he's like like textbook restaurant manager. Annoying, Oh
47:14
god, like disgusting. Now what is with? Carolyne said, he gave
47:20
me his bed? Why was he sleeping on the couch? Why why don't
47:24
they both have beds? This is what I was confused about. Oh,
47:29
I don't know some of the math on the bed, like because then it's
47:32
like, well, who is where's her bed with somebody sleeping in her room?
47:36
That's what I'm saying. What is Yeah? Yeah, it is confusing.
47:39
They didn't close the loop on that, and that's annoying to me because
47:44
Eric's sleeping on the couch and she's like, oh, he gave me his
47:46
bed. I really I think I like him. Blah blah blah. Then
47:49
Emily and Eric are watching the sunrise and they're just enjoying that and they seem
47:53
to like each other, and he tells Emily that he's seeing somebody, meaning
47:59
I guess Caro Caroline. At the end of the episode, he says he's
48:04
seeing someone back home. Yeah, oh my god. But then like he's
48:10
cuddling with Nikki the whole time, yeah, right after sunrise service with Emily,
48:16
and then like it and then kind of flirty with Caroline. Caroline some
48:22
of her stuff is a little out there too, like when she was going
48:27
crazy on Nicky for like who are you? Are you? Yeah, hooking
48:34
up with the guests like how dare you? And Andre then in his confessional
48:37
is like, clearly Caroline's like pissed about Eric, But yeah, I don't
48:44
Yah, Caroline really moved into reality this week, Yeah reality should say yeah.
48:52
Yeah, But I think it's genuine, and I think her opinions are
48:54
a little old school, and so I don't have an issue with Caroline like
48:59
I do Hannah. But I'm also like Caroline, like calm down, like
49:02
this is you don't want to be this person. No. So Lisa meets
49:09
with Nicki and she was like really upset. She's like Marciano said, they
49:15
don't need me here. He doesn't need me here, and like Hannah woke
49:17
up yelling and I cried myself to sleep, and Lisa's like, oh,
49:22
no, you cried yourself asleep. I don't understand what happened. Why Oh
49:30
And then in her confessional she's like, Hannah's threatened by Nikki, so I've
49:34
got to have a sit down in the office with Hannah. And then Lisa's
49:37
talking to and she goes, what time are you leaving? I was so
49:45
glad she called her bluff. Yeah. That was awesome. Yeah, because
49:51
so many times when on these shows where it's like that's it, this is
49:53
I'm done. I can't take this any I am done, and they're never
49:57
done. They're never no. So I love Lisa did that. I would
50:01
have gotten I wish she went a step further and had a car waiting for
50:05
her, because Hannah's like, I'm not and she's like, well, I
50:09
thought you packed your bags, yes, and she's like, you're not packed
50:14
anymore. And then she does her whole like the Chateau is a life lesson.
50:20
This is about evolving and becoming the next version of yourself, entering a
50:24
different dimension. It's like, what the fuck are you talking about, Lisa,
50:30
And so then Hannah's crying, and then she's like, why don't you
50:32
feel like you're enough? I'm a psychotherapist. While you were packing, I
50:38
was getting my degree in psychotherapy is therapy. And then she's like you are
50:45
enough. Next, and then we move on, and then we get to
50:52
the staff meeting, and Lisa's just like Eric, pulling him out and to
50:57
dig ditches and fixed toilets, and then Steven's to be the official manager.
51:01
We get the next group in there for Michelle's thirtieth, and so Steven's in
51:07
charge. What do you think of Stephen's ear candy like ear decor accessorize.
51:12
I mean, I'm fine with it, it doesn't matter to me one way
51:15
or the other. I think it's too excessive, like I can't concentrate.
51:21
Really yeah, I think that if you are in a management position, like
51:28
I don't think you should have. This is so antiquated. I'm just gonna
51:31
shot. People are gonna give me shit for it, but I like,
51:35
don't have it. If you're in the service industry, don't have a nose
51:37
ring. Okay, that grosses me out, Like I am looking at your
51:42
nose and there's a piercing through it. That bothers me. Okay, I'm
51:45
sorry. That's where I draw the I can't the accessories on the ear.
51:50
It's not gross. It's just distracting and there's nothing else going on except for
51:55
that. So I feel like, I don't know, it's just not working
51:59
for me. It's not working for me. What can I say to me?
52:00
It just looks like a bluetooth thing, Like I just keep thinking that
52:05
it's I would just I wish it's hockey. I wish it would. But
52:08
in my mind, I just don't even pay attention to it because that's what
52:12
It just goes into that like part of my brain where it's like, oh,
52:15
that's something unrelated, shouldn't be there. It just looks like Claire's meets
52:22
Game of Thrones. Like I don't know, I just and I love Steven,
52:25
but he doesn't need it, you know. I feel like something needs
52:30
to give there. I'm going to really look at this next time. I
52:34
can't not look at it, so let him have this because maybe it helps
52:39
him get through the day because he cannot handle an ounce of pressure. I
52:45
thought he was putting it on until he was puking. I was like,
52:49
oh, this is real, It's so right. That was sad, and
52:54
I was glad that Lisa comforted him like a baby bird. You know.
52:59
That was real nice. I do love this aspect of Lisa that she you
53:04
know, she was sitting there, She's like, I mean, this is
53:06
not even worth throwing up your God's fool you pull a baby. It was,
53:12
and Hannah was there and that was really good, and I loved that
53:17
Lisa called her out, you know, being there for him. Yeah,
53:22
Hannah needed a win from Lisa in that moment, So that was good.
53:25
Yeah, even though you're five minutes. Yeah, the wheels were going to
53:31
come off as soon as Lisa leaves. That's the Hannah I love to see.
53:36
I love when Fritz throw that are on there. I love it.
53:40
The Hannah Princess Diana. Yeah, I love that. That was tough.
53:46
Yeah, he was upset the cocktails were made too soon. That did seem
53:51
like the most real moment we've had when it came to actually, uh service
53:59
if you will, you know, well, but it was legit, like
54:00
there is a reason you're you're serving a certain level of like elegance. Things
54:07
needed to come out when they are supposed to, Like it's curious. I
54:10
didn't think that. I don't think he yeah curated, there you go.
54:14
I don't think it was bad. No, I don't think any call that
54:16
out. I just think it was like the first authentic error we've seen.
54:21
That's what I'm saying. I liked the drama of knowing that someone actually made
54:27
a genuine mistake and he was genuinely upset. Oh, there have been so
54:31
many other like Eric deciding to just change up where the party's going to be.
54:37
Like that was really bad. That sound was totally fake though. That
54:40
seemed fake to me. Okay, yeah, okay, So that's what I
54:45
mean. Like they now are starting to get into the real service of it
54:51
now that Steven's in charge. I feel like we might get some authentic service
54:55
problems. Did it bother you that they were all so con wet when they
55:00
out in the pool before lunch, Like the whole staff jumped to Carolyn,
55:02
Emily just got in checking in the soaking wet in the pool they were all
55:09
fucking soaking wet, and then they were like, here's lunch, and I'm
55:16
like, you're dripping in it. Go get some towels. Where the towels,
55:23
we're the towels. You're you're gonna small stamp, but you can use
55:30
my towel. It's over it on the fence. Go get it off the
55:35
fence and then come back over here and get me some potato salad. Then
55:43
fucking dripping it? What are you doing? Yeah, yeah, so I
55:52
don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah, they jumped in the pool.
55:54
It was so stupid, and then pissed him off too. Yeah,
55:58
it was great. This is I like Stephen being at the Helm and really
56:04
being worked over by their ridiculousness. So this is where this took a definite
56:09
step in the right direction of authentic service drama. Yes not yeah, premeditated
56:17
right when I'm talking about Eric and Marciano all that doing shots off of people's
56:22
stomachs all that, Yeah, premeditated blah blah blah. So yeah, that
56:28
was great. The Gothic gallawher Michelle says goodbye to the twenties. Weird,
56:32
you know, real weird. Yeah, but she was like walking in,
56:37
like, oh my gosh, this is just like Villa Blanca, and Lisa's
56:39
like, ha ha ha ha Wow. What was that about. Did Lisa
56:44
not want her to like call that out? I don't know. And then
56:46
her next thing she says is she's sitting with somebody and she's like, I'm
56:52
pomped. I'm like, all right, that's two. We're gonna work Sirin
56:58
and Tom. Tom. Also, I'm sure she did it just got edited.
57:00
Yeah, they just edited it out. Oh my god, that's really
57:05
funny. She was definitely like they need a bit with these parties, you
57:09
know, so saying goodbye. I mean, they are really silly themes though,
57:15
you know, they'll get better at it. I don't want it to
57:17
go away. I would like to see a second season. I'm pretty sure
57:22
it's renewed. Does Marilyn Emily have a U some gloss? I can't do
57:30
it. I will not do it. I can't. Did you hear it
57:34
where I swear it just got renewed? Darling? Great? Am I crazy?
57:38
I thought it was oh okay, well, I mean I can look
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it up, you know. Vander Pump Villa uh renewed. Reneude Reuse renewed
57:51
recycle vander pump Villa renewed for season two. There you go, April second,
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twenty twenty four. Well, Holle Lou. Yeah, so here's where
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I want to make the changes for the next season. And this is gonna
58:13
be wild. All right, Okay, are you ready for this? I'm
58:16
ready? Okay. Remember at the end of each episode, they have these
58:21
little outtakes, and this episode the Donkey, they're looking at the donkey and
58:28
Lisa goes the donkey hat. It's nuts choked off, right, and they
58:32
had like bits and they're doing bits and they're being funny. I love those
58:37
parts because they actually seem real. They do. But nine times out of
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ten, is that the first one you watched? Because it's usually Eric doing
58:45
a terrible sketch. Yes, but Eric fixing the toilets last week, or
58:52
somebody doing something last week. Maybe it was Marciano doing the dishes and he
58:57
was like plunging. Something happened where it looked very real. It was kind
59:01
of funny. So here's what I'm thinking, because there was so much Lisa
59:07
in this episode, Like this was just Lisa from wall to wall, you
59:13
know what I mean. And what I'm thinking is is that we have.
59:21
It's like the making of a reality show, and you have these outtakes where
59:25
they're setting up for the scene that's supposed to be filmed, and we show
59:32
them setting up and all the bullshit that happens in between the scenes where they're
59:36
goofing around and actually being authentic with each other about shooting a reality show,
59:40
and then we see the actual scene and it kind of switches the look of
59:46
it, the grain of it, if you will, the cinematical experience,
59:50
the filter or whatever, so that you switch back and forth between the two,
59:54
so that when you see it it's like glossy when it's actually you're filming
59:59
it and you're seeing the scene from that's going to be on the reality show.
1:00:02
But then you go back to like how we're going to set up the
1:00:05
next scene and you see the reality of the reality show. Well, yeah,
1:00:10
the show we've it has it doesn't really have its voice yet, I
1:00:16
think. And so that's the thing that we keep butting up against because it's
1:00:21
like it's is it Lisa's House of Manners? Is it like a reality is
1:00:28
it Vanderbumpt Rules and the and it takes such hard turns that it's hard to
1:00:34
stay grounded or even believe yes, So when you have these moments that are
1:00:40
grounded, it's like when they're goofing around and kind of making fun of the
1:00:45
fact that they're shooting a reality show. And that's what I like about it.
1:00:50
And no one has really done that before, or if they have,
1:00:52
they certainly haven't haven't done it well. And like they did have the Bachelor
1:01:00
show that was like a scripted show, you know about the Bachelor, So
1:01:07
that would be kind of along the lines of what I'm talking about, but
1:01:10
not so intense as that was right right, right, But some changes need
1:01:16
to be made, and I just think that would be such a fun idea
1:01:20
for a show. Yeah, no one's ever done it before, And so
1:01:22
call me, I'll fly me out to France, I'll direct, I'll produce
1:01:27
shit out of it. You just wound up hanging with Marciano. Oh,
1:01:32
let me get my hands on him. I did love them preparing for the
1:01:37
Gothic dinner. Wait, no, I'm sorry, not the Gothic dinner.
1:01:39
I liked the the coat dassoure, the blue coast, the hydrangeas. Yeah,
1:01:45
the white tall tablecloth, the caviar Billini the sea bass, the dragon
1:01:50
fruit, Margarita's looked amazing. So yeah, oh, what did you think
1:01:54
about when the staff like just changed clothes and we're hanging out with the guests.
1:02:00
Hate it? Hate it every time. Hate it. It's so like
1:02:02
Hannah, it's like like shoehorning her way into a conversation with Nikki. This,
1:02:07
the whole thing is too weird for me. Yeah, that needs to
1:02:12
be really ironed out. I mean, she and Nikki apolog they like,
1:02:15
Hannah apologized to Nicki and she gave her a chance after Lisa talked to her
1:02:20
and was like, give her a chance. So she did apologize, and
1:02:22
now they're kind of starting from crown zero. But yeah, I don't like
1:02:28
it. It's so weird. They need to eat because at this point then
1:02:31
anybody that comes to the chateau is going to be it's like now an immersive
1:02:37
experience with reality TV. Yeah, and season one you can kind of get
1:02:43
away with it in terms of the viewers at home, but now it's just
1:02:46
going to feel like every guest knows what this is and they're going to like
1:02:50
that one guest be trying to have a part of the action that that that
1:02:54
bachelorette party where that guy was like trying to like, we need to get
1:03:00
it all out right now and talk about the drama like I don't want all
1:03:05
that. I don't want I don't want there to be a like oh we
1:03:08
went and we got two fights, right, yes, yes, yeah,
1:03:15
I don't I don't want that. I need it to be real, like
1:03:17
below deck, there's there's boundaries, and I'm I need that because that's that
1:03:23
feels real to me. I don't want to see I don't want the guests
1:03:29
involved and just feels so bizarre. It's like they're trying something to have them
1:03:35
do instead of a crew night out because they can't really leave. They're all
1:03:38
doing it there, and I understand their point, like I get this,
1:03:43
I get what they're trying to do, but there's gonna have to be some
1:03:46
sort of like tighter structure if they are going to do that, to which
1:03:53
it's on the itinerary, dinner service, deserve, after dinner, drinks,
1:04:02
crew changes, mingle with guests, I meansive, right, but they have
1:04:09
to make it so that we understand as the viewers that that is not just
1:04:15
an accident where they just kind of like end up you know, filtering out
1:04:19
into the patio after their shift is over. We don't know the beginning and
1:04:24
end of their shift. It's just like a little bit. It needs to
1:04:27
be cleaned up and more. Yeah, direct right. So, oh,
1:04:31
by the way, below deck, when Steven that guest texted Fraser that night
1:04:38
asking if he was like he invited him to his room, yeah, that
1:04:43
was totally forgot the yeah, and I'm like, yeah, well, I
1:04:49
wish you would have done it, and then he would have gone up to
1:04:53
the captain had been like, I can't believe that I went to a crew
1:05:00
I can't believe that I went to a guest room. That's a fireable offense.
1:05:04
I need to be fired, like he's now trying to fire himself.
1:05:09
Anyway. All right, well that was a really fun vander Pump Villa.
1:05:15
We'll continue to pop into it. I mean, I can't imagine there are
1:05:17
that many episodes left. I think there are ten. Yeah, there are
1:05:20
ten and we are on episode eight, so two more to go. Great,
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All right, well, darlings, thanks Marilyn Emily for popping in.
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