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Breakfast Bonus: Are we common? · Toni, Jase & Sam - Breakfast Catchup

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  Speaker 1: The Coast Breakfast Bonus podcast with Tony Jason.
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  Speaker 2: Sam, Hi, thanks for listening to our Breakfast Bonus podcast
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  Speaker 2: about how to tell if you are Common. And I
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  Speaker 2: think there are things on this list that we do
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  Speaker 2: that we are very very common, like common, like very common. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's from William Hansen, who's he's just released a new book,
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  Speaker 2: Just Good Manners. He's an etique expert. And Sam, I
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  Speaker 2: know you followed a guy, the same guy, the born guy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's the same guy, but very similar.
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  Speaker 3: So we're talking like Lynn from Tawa or Missus Wormward
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  Speaker 3: from Matilda.
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  Speaker 2: Something like that year. These are some of the things
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  Speaker 2: that apparently if you use these, if you if you
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  Speaker 2: associate with these, you are common. I'm going to be common?
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  Speaker 4: Am I not a fine human beings?
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  Speaker 2: I'm okay being common. Ty Clips apparently, if you were
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  Speaker 2: a ty clip as a guy, you're common. Guys guys
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  Speaker 2: are apparently were tie clips. It's too common.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't wear a tyclip.
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  Speaker 3: Would you?
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  Speaker 2: Even wouldn't be one of those.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, I thought you'd be classy if you wore
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  Speaker 3: a tygler.
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  Speaker 4: At least you're wearing a tie.
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  Speaker 2: But Apparently people know because guys are now wearing them
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  Speaker 2: too high, whereas the king with her actually puts it
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  Speaker 2: to his shirt. That's he's supposed to wear it. But
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  Speaker 2: people wear in their tyletsop by the neck, making it
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  Speaker 2: you'll was supposed to do that? There you okay? I
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  Speaker 2: think we're all guilty of this. Liquid soap. Commoners use
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  Speaker 2: liquid soap.
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  Speaker 4: It's so unhygienic to use the same bar.
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  Speaker 2: I agree the old pubron.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like a rodent in the shower. I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to go with liquid soap.
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  Speaker 2: Eating on the street it signifies poor time management and
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  Speaker 2: personal standards. If you're standing outside from a warm barely
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  Speaker 2: are you common?
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  Speaker 4: I would do that.
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  Speaker 3: I'd just hide myself, you know, behind in the car exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Remember that time I ate a whole roast chicken in
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  Speaker 4: a car.
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  Speaker 2: I was the only one in it.
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  Speaker 4: It was ridiculous, is there?
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  Speaker 2: Why would you go with it?
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  Speaker 4: It was so dangerous and my husband grief.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So if we're like on a road trip, right,
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  Speaker 3: and let's say we stopped to get McDonald's, he will
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  Speaker 3: get he's the driver, and he will get the messiest burger, Like,
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  Speaker 3: he'll get a big mac with the listers, just like
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  Speaker 3: flying throughout. I'm like, why didn't you get a cheeseburger
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  Speaker 3: that's all contained.
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  Speaker 2: The same, the same as methods? All get it? Old
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  Speaker 2: met Louise, my wife dropping, can you drive for a
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  Speaker 2: little all tarring down little swap drivers?
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  Speaker 4: Because I can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: I can't eat and drive.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I can pound, not a big not the stuff
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  Speaker 4: that falls out.
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  Speaker 2: She's seen me like gobbling on the checking legs.
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  Speaker 4: Those bone mirrors.
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  Speaker 2: I pulled up in front of you, the lights. I
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  Speaker 2: looked at my room, so five on the list mounted televisions.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently you've got a TV mounted on the walls. You're common.
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  Speaker 1: No, that is wrong.
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  Speaker 4: That is wrong. My own habit mounted on the wall.
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  Speaker 2: It's right if you've got one of those TV that's
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  Speaker 2: still sitting on a TV stands. He's saying anything bigger
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  Speaker 2: than a forty six inch TV is techy. That's what
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  Speaker 2: he's saying. You don't need big TV.
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  Speaker 3: I never watched an all Blax test on a sixty
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  Speaker 3: inch Is he one of.
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  Speaker 2: Those people that's priding themselves on the size of their bookshelf.
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  Speaker 2: It's exactly on your TV. You're common Apparently applying makeup
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  Speaker 2: in public.
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  Speaker 3: Again, eating in public, it's like trying to put the
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  Speaker 3: scar on whilst driving. I'm definitely common.
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  Speaker 2: Then, okay, proscica instead of champagne.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, champagne, Well of course you do. But I'm not mixing.
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  Speaker 2: What's that that pink stuff that everyone's drinking at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, not that one gin.
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  Speaker 4: No, not the pink gin drink other pink.
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  Speaker 2: It's more orange.
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  Speaker 3: Actually a parole.
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  Speaker 4: You're not going to mix.
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  Speaker 3: Champagne in your apparole because it's a waste of champagne.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you're very common of your mixing drinks.
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  Speaker 2: Well only so you say that, But what about orange
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  Speaker 2: juice with champagne? There common, it's just by the way
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  Speaker 2: Proscico doesn't have his high alcohol contents.
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  Speaker 4: You can actually drink more of it.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know? I heard a great saying the other
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  Speaker 3: day around Martini that someone told me that Martine is
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  Speaker 3: like breasts.
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  Speaker 4: One is good, two is better, three will get into trouble.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought that was a very good sign.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to the Coast Breakfast Bonus podcast. Get
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  Speaker 1: your day started with Coasts Feel Good Breakfast, Tony Street,
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