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EP 106: Is embarrassment performative? · The Hack Box

• Don: So we've been watching the the World Cup. MAS: yeah it's going crazy some upsets already not even losses just simple ties Brev: Yeah. Don: Bye. Brev: Yeah. Don: what upsets you be seeing? MAS: Not, yeah, just the ties. Brev: I just feel like the powerhouses aren't really performing, no? Like usually. MAS: well honestly USA USA being freaking paraguay was damn near by three is yeah Brev: By three bro, that's a big it's a big for the point differen differential, bro. Don: That's the most score in the first couple of games, bro. Four points. Let's go, USA. MAS: Yeah, they were going crazy. Hack God: Oh, say can you see by the dawn, USA, bro. Brev: Is that the most ⁓ is that the most the USA's ever scored in a World Cup game? Don: I I have no idea. MAS: Probably not, I think they scored more. Not more, but... Yeah, I don't know, that's a good question. Brev: You think so? I mean the US men's. Don: Can we give can I can we talk about Japan, bro? Cause Japan Yo They play Netherlands. They tied though. They tied. But like the thing about Japan, obviously I want America to win, you know, USA or everything. But I would not be mad if Japan won. And MAS: They're nice. They've been nice. Matt: Who'd they play? Brev: Later. Matt: Mm-hmm. MAS: Yeah, I've been living good since they had Shinji Kagawa Don: Bro, I think saying they're a dark horse is disrespectful, bruh. Hack God: Name drop. MAS: That fool was nice. Yeah, Don: they were good last ⁓ World Cup. They had the ⁓ MAS: Yeah, the women's team beat USA in like the, uh, I don't know whatever what year it was. But they, yeah, just as a, as a country, Japan's nice. Hack God: Woke up. Matt: So who's the top four in the People World Cup? Because I don't watch this stuff. Hack God: All right. MAS: Shoot, I think France is ranked number one for sure Spain's probably up there, but sometimes those Don: Paper. Hack God: Spanish probably up there for sure, Scoob. Brev: Then Sweden just went five to one. Don: Sweden won five to one. Against who? Hack God: Yeah, the Spanish probably up there. Brev: Yeah. T Tunisia. Yeah. But still five goals those five goals. No, I just looked it up though. ⁓ four goals is the World Cup record for the US. They've done three goals. They've scored three goals three times before. Don: Yeah, five goals is five girls. Hack God: Yeah, alright guys. We're gonna have a lot of time to discuss the World Cup, a lot of time. But first things first, let's welcome our guest, Matt. How you doing with us? How you doing, Matt? Yeah. Matt: Hey man, today I was really tired, but life's been better man. I just recently moved out. ⁓ Don: Round of applause for moving out. Hack God: Yeah. Matt: Man, man. I to get out my situation, man. Other than that, had a rough four months recently. Was going through some mental health problems, but hey, I'm better. Back in, I'm better. You know, works good. I love my job. I deliver for a living at Asia International. I drive to San Diego every day. yeah. Yeah. MAS: Yeah. Brev Reynoso: Alright man, that's the hackbox. Thanks for tuning in. Make sure you guys stayy tapped in every single week. we got new episodes every week. ⁓ we're talking about the sports, talking about pop culture, whatever you whatever you can name, bro. We got it. Stay tapped in. It's the hackbox, bro. Brev: To that. MAS: Yeah. Hack God: Yeah, that's good. That's good. Where the hell are we going right now? All right, that's good. Mm-hmm. Damn. Brev: That's a mob. You pushing to San Diego from Long Beach every day? ⁓ man. Better than me for sure. Don: Dang, how long's that? MAS: That's it. Hack God: Probably an hour 30, huh? Not that far honestly. Yeah. Matt: Um, yeah, our 30 because we got the fast track. like, so by the end of the year, I'm trying to get into truck driving. MAS: ⁓ for real? Don: ⁓ sound about it. Brev: ⁓ yeah. Hack God: the better honestly. We're not that far. think probably near. Don: ⁓ you make a lot of money off truck driving. MAS: Yeah, do that. Brev: For sure. One hundred percent. Matt: Yeah, MAS: Yeah, Matt: I've been wanting to get into podcasting, so thank you for having me. MAS: Oh speaking of Yeah, welcome man, welcome. Now that reminded me of my, I have a coworker who said him and his is fucking homie from Philly about to do a podcast now. He said that we motivated him. I was like, oh shit. That's what I told him and I was like, bro, that's why I mean everyone, lot of people do it because it is pretty easy. Don: Really? This shit's easy, bro. Matt: Mmm. ⁓ Hack God: Yeah, we're going to say it's easy, but we really do have to get a shout out to JD because he does all the editing, all the posting. So thanks, JD. You make it look easy. We appreciate that, you know? Matt: Yeah. Brev: Yeah, yeah. Don: Round of applause for MAS: yeah yeah the tech guy Brev: Yeah, I remember after the ⁓ after the ⁓ the first one, the the preseason episode, I 'cause I I recorded it online. Yeah, bro, I was like, I'll ru I'll edit it. No, I sent that shit to J D like the next day. I'm like, bro, nah, you edit this shit. Don: Shout out to the admiring. Hack God: All right, so Wode Chamberlain's 100 point game was not on television, but you know what was? The Knicks and their finals win. So now that the Knicks are finally champions. Brev: Damn, that's crazy. Hack God: Yes, where is Jalen Brunson in your all-time nick? I'm saying one. Don: ⁓ he's number he's number one. Did y'all see that his what his dad said though? That shit's crazy, bruh. For people that didn't know what he said. Yeah, he said that ⁓ he out of nowhere. No one prompted this. He just said, Hey, ⁓ I think that Patrick Ewing is the best Knicks I've seen with my own eyes. Literally at literally wearing the finals championship gear on a podium with his son. Son carrying the finals of VP trophy. MAS: His dad, his own dad, bruh. Brev: Yeah, I saw that. Hack God: What does that say? Matt: What do you say? Brev: I he's just trying to motivate him to keep going, bro. MAS: live Patrick Ewing Brev: Yeah. Hack God: All of Matt: ⁓ that's fucked up. Hack God: Take it all in. Hold on, what'd you say, Matt? MAS: next time! Brev: I know. He just scored forty five to clinch the the chip, bro. Matt: Why are you saying that? Why would he say that? Don: But I'm with you. I'm with you, bruv. I think he's trying to motivate him. Keep that boy hungry. He wants more. MAS: Yeah. Brev: For sure, he's trying to motivate him. Go get another one. MAS: Yeah. I'm sorry pops, we squabblin'. Hack God: I don't know why but nah, bro. I yeah, Matt: He probably got some type of beef with his thumb something probably got some beef with his son or something. I'm like, what the fuck? ⁓ Why would Don: Nah, I think I think he's trying to keep him motivated, bruh. He's trying to keep him motivated. Matt, what's your favorite, what's your favorite team with any sport? Brev: No, no, no. They got a great relationship it looked like. Matt: What? MAS: Yeah. Brev: You're trying to keep him hungry, bro. Matt: Any sport I'm around Sam LA. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that way is that 49ers Jersey? Don: ⁓ my god. Brev: No Hack God: We're into that. We're gonna get into that. We're gonna get into that. ⁓ no. We're gonna get into that. We're gonna get into that. Don: He was a fucking Rans fan, bro. You see what it is? Hey, time out. Time out. Tom out Jersey check. This ain't no hey, shout out George Kittle. This ain't no George Kittle, though. This is Vernon Davis. Vernon Davis. Come on. We don't play like that. Come on. We authentic. Hey, shout out Moss too for the ⁓ for the jersey. He gave me this show a long time ago. No, no, this is the one. Get that shit out of here, bro. Get that shit out of here, bro. Matt: ⁓ my god. Brev: That's Brendan Davis, baby. Hey, that's real. That's real. Matt: Alright. MAS: That's the fire. Hack God: No, we're gonna get into that. Oh, this is gonna be... This boy's gonna change. Oh my god. MAS: Is that the one? I wasn't sure but I was like, yep, yep. Brev: Yeah, so Matt: Got that Super Bowl. Got that Dickerson. Don: Actually I fuck with those old school LA Rams jerseys though. They look pretty cool. I do fuck with them. But Hack God: Keeping up with the Knicks, Matt: Thank you, thank you. MAS: If he from out there you gotta Brev: New ones are kinda whack though. Hack God: JD and everyone else, what did the Knicks do to beat the Spurbs? Was it Brunson? Was it their coaching? Overwhelmed them? Brev: Yeah. Don: ⁓ MAS: Overwhelmed them bro in every way From outside the stadium inside the stadium and on the court, bro They rat Don: And they came ⁓ my God, the egg. Brev: Uh-huh. Hack God: You saying you're saying, okay. Matt: And wasn't the Spurs, weren't they a younger team? Don: The sp the Spurs were a younger team and they were up double digits every single game. Matt: Yeah, I think it was just experience. think, yeah, I think they were just younger. Brev: Yeah. Yeah. Hack God: I don't think so. I can't give it a chance. The Knicks are also young too. Don: Every game. Brev: Experience. I mean the Knicks don't have championship experience, so Don: But they are a more experienced team. They are older. They play they went to the conference finals last year. Mikhail Bridges been to a championship, no? Yeah, he did. He went with the Suns. Brev: For sure. One hundred percent. Yeah. Matt: No more experience. Brev: And they make shots. They make shots like timely buckets. The Knicks. They're clutched. MAS: What? Don: And also, all I see like Darren Fox, yeah, he fucked up, bro. He if he would have just fucking not laid that shit up or dunk it like he used to do in Sacramento, it's a different series. But MAS: Yeah. Brev: Yeah. MAS: Yeah Brev: Like I get it. I get it. Believe in your player and believe in your guy, especially if you're paying him that much. But it gets to a point where you gotta he got to defer it away, bro. He gotta defer it. Hack God: Noooo Don: No, you gotta you gotta play you gotta play Deering bro. I'm not with that sin dearing bro. You gotta play him. MAS: Nah, bro, that's even I bro, I'm telling you Even me watching that play. I was like on my own. No, I was like that that's not the right decision Don: Yeah, no way he did that. either he's betting or like some fucking ⁓ terrorizer shit or ⁓ he I don't think so, but that's anybody competent enough will just dribble the ball out. Brev: And even that, like are you guys are talking about the game four? Even in game five in the fourth quarter, bro. Yeah, in game five in the fourth quarter, he was not playing well. He was not shooting well. Hack God: It's not how you do it, I don't think... Don: But he's also playing on injury. So, like, that's one other thing I want to say. I want to say we are, as a as a collective, overreacting on the Darren Fox. I don't think they should trade him. I don't think they should get rid of him. I think they should keep him. Like, they will bounce back. They have the next best player of all time on their team right now. He already found out how to get to the championship. They're going back, bro. Like, they were always beating OKC all year, bro. They were whooping them boys' asses. And OKC was the best team from the beginning of the season to the end of the season. Brev: No. No. Yeah. Hack God: So who's more likely to be the future dynasty, the new dominant, the new warriors? Are you giving Nix? Nix and Spur. Don: And they were handling them. Matt: you Don: Between the ⁓ I don't think we're getting another we're not getting another Warriors like that. Hack God: People like so neither gonna be a dynasty is gonna be one and done Don: I think the most likely to be a dynasty out of those two teams is gonna be the Hack God: first. MAS: In the next five years, I would say the Spurs. Don: Fuck. I think the Spurs because I I think it might be the Spurs. Brev: 'Cause they're younger. Hack God: Where it's? Matt: Yes, bros, because they're younger, yeah. Hack God: I think OKC gets better. I feel like we're acting like OKC goes 100 % this year. No, but we're acting like OKC goes 100 % and like, oh, this is done. Yeah, yeah. I don't think the Spurs have a for sure shot of going to the finals next year. I think, yeah, so I think for sure the Knicks do. I know you, I know the Spurs do. You know the Knicks do? Don: I also think San Antonio gets better, bro. I'm not Brev: Yeah. Don: They weren't. They didn't have Jalen Williams. No, you're right. No me neither. I don't think so either. Cause think about it. What Matt: Wait, why not disperse? Wait, why not disperse? Hack God: I feel the West is too tough from watching this game. I just I feel the West is too tough. I understand from what I'm looking at. feel like this. I know Wimby's young by the same time. Wimby's not American. Wimby's been playing professional sports since he was fucking 14 years old. That's why people like Luke and all them are so good because of the reps are getting. I feel he is getting rattled. I feel he has been second place too many times and that's on the back of his mind. Don: ⁓ my god, you westers, bro. Matt: Mmm. Hack God: Like man, I don't want to get second place again. I saw infographic that he's been second place like five different times, like three times in the Olympics and this in the World Cup. I mean the World Cup. What is the cup called? No, from NBA World, NBA Cup, the new one. ⁓ it's got FIBA? No, no it's not. It's got, I think it's called Emirates Cup. It's the Emirates Cup for the NBA. The NBA Cup, yeah. Yeah. Matt: Mmm. MAS: yeah Olympics yeah I Don: Beaver. Fever. Matt: FIBA, what it be? Don: ⁓ you're talking about the NBA Cup? ⁓ okay, okay, okay. I thought you're talking some more international shit. Hack God: Yeah, but that too, but like yeah, and he like so many second places. Cause if you look that pass he did, I think he was the Dylan Harper's back. I'm sorry. Yeah. Honestly. Okay. Don: That that's on both of them, bro. It's a good idea. They just weren't on the same page. Matt: I'ma do a quick turn. ⁓ Cause I don't really watch basketball like that, who I was like rooting for low key was the Timberwolves. And I know that Anthony Edwards got hurt. What do y'all think about them? What's up with them? MAS: But I saw on the okay Don: It's a Hack God: I Edwards will be Charles Barkley. I'm sorry. He will never win a championship on that team. He- Charles Barkley was the MVP. Charles Barkley was the MVP. I knew- Matt: Aw, shit, damn. Don: No, that's way too early to say that, bro. He can still be the next Jordan if you really think about it, bro. Brev: No, I wouldn't say that. Don: No, but you're Brev: Yeah, I know. I know what you're saying, but you're saying he's not gonna win a ring. I don't I don't know. I think he could Hack God: I don't think he is. He is my favorite player. I love Anthony Edwards. My favorite player. Yeah, but no. I don't think he will ever win a ring. He needs to leave and I think he's too loyal. Yeah, I agree. He will not win a ring on the Timberwolves. Don: He could still win. Bro, he's young. I think so too, and I love that shit. We need more like that. We need some more Dame Lillers out here. Matt: Mmm. Me too. Brev: Yeah. But I want to ⁓ I wanna backpedal and talk when you're talking about Wemby. I don't know, I don't I don't like the way W Wemby acts, honestly. don't like the way he acts, bruh. You guys I know Dylan used Dylan was on me the whole playoffs, so I was just hate watching this fool the whole time. But this fool's a dirty player. He's he's kind of performative. Honestly, he's performative. Hack God: Okay, we can back put him. What y'all say? Nah, it's fine. Matt: Mm-mm. Don: Hey Wimby, bro. MAS: Yeah, that's kinda crazy. Don: What's dirty the fucking when it Matt: Ernie. Hack God: No, I think he's actually like that. He adds what's in the book. Brev: Yes he is. And then after you don't wanna now you don't wanna you just walk off, you don't wanna shake hands after the fines, you just walk off. Yeah, yeah, you know. Don: I do too, bro. Matt: Mmm. Hack God: He's a he's a he's a kid I have seen you walk bro. We have we have played 2k and you have walked off on me We have played either on 2k and got a man and walked off on me. It was a 2k game for no money. This is fuck you. Oh, you're a man. Shut up you have Come on and that's 2k MAS: Sorry loser. Yeah, hey, but Don: He's a kid. He's a kid. He doesn't know better. Brev: I don't have to I don't have to like how he acts, even if he's a kid. Don: Walked off. No GGs or nothing. No GGs, man. Fuck this. The good game and everything. MAS: Nah, but what's up with him? Yo, him in the in the post game interview he was like see you never and then drop the mic and shit. I was like Brev: I don't know, bro. to y'all. Never. He's weird, bro. ⁓ like he's cool and like he's cool and he doesn't like Matt: ⁓ yeah, that was weird. I seen that shit. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? You're a weirdo, Hardin. I ain't gonna lie. That's cringy. I was like, nigga, don't do that. Don: That shit is funny, bruh. That shit is funny, bruh. I just don't think the shit would wimby. The way Brevin looks at Wimby, I don't think it's that deep. And two, like, Brevin treats Wimby like he says something like about Filipinos as a whole, bro. This dude hates Wimby. For you to hate watch him, bro. I don't see Brev: What? Nah, bro. I and I would never say anything about his game other than he needs to hit the weight room for sure. Cause there's no way Jose Alvarado should be boxing him out. But what? Hack God: Crazy. MAS: Hate watch. Don: Yeah. Hack God: Speaking of that, Brevin, I have a question for you. I want you answer first. Since you have so much Adam Austin, I'm gonna say for one being, who do you think his career current mirrors? current, yeah, early career, either a current NBA event. Well, hold on, on. I said currently mirrors, like you know, either it's a Hall of Famer or current NBA event. Brev: Yeah. Who Amirius? ⁓ no, bro, he's one of one, bro. He's n he's gonna go to like he's gonna go to like six to seven finals, bro. Don: One on one. Carly Mears. Hack God: Who do you think it currently merits? can say KD, can say LeBron, they both lost early. I would say much more LeBron, but like, you know, who do you think it merits? Matt: you Brev: After you for sure. For sure LeBron, but I don't know, you can't really compare it to another career right now. I don't think. Because he already has a defensive player of the year and I think he's gonna he's on trajectory to get a lot more of those. But I don't know. I it's like three years. This is third year, bro. Yeah, bro. Hack God: Why not? Don: He's getting nine. Three years, bruh. He's only twenty two. Matt: How long has he been in the league? Hack God: I don't think he was the youngest defensive player of the year ever. I don't think he was. What do mean? I for sure think it's very easy to compare his current career to others. 100 % I would give it to LeBron James or KD. What do you mean right now? More so LeBron leading the team. Matt: Mm. Don: Three years in? He's better than KD three years in. Hack God: i'm saying career-wise, you know? yeah yeah Brev: It's three years in, bro. I feel you though, because LeBron went early and got worked in the finals for sure. Yeah. Don: I I understand, yes, career wise. MAS: He was the youngest. Hack God: Yeah. MAS: He's the youngest person to win the Defensive Player of the Year. Hack God: Hmm. you see it. Yeah. Brev: But I don't know, man. I just I don't know. It's the way it wemby acts. That's just I that's how I feel about him. I have nothing to say about his game other than he would he's definitely not ready. He wasn't ready for sh ⁓ for the finals for sure. He didn't he doesn't know how to tune out all the noise. But I'm saying, but I'll like I I always say he's gonna go to like six or seven finals, bro. Like his fool is like his potential is ridiculous. But Matt: Was there any player in history that has won, what's it called? Hack God: Okay. Matt: in. Brev: I don't know. I just think he's a little performative. That's it, bro. That's it. Hack God: Okay, wha- Yeah, what were you saying Matt? What- You're right, what were you saying Matt? Don: Aren't they all performative? Brev: It is, but like remember what he's what'd he say? Cause I always say this. No, what'd he say? He said he said something before the the playoffs. He says he feels safe because if he fell down, you know, he got he got hands to catch him and then he guess what he did the first round, bro? He fell down and concussed himself. So Hack God: Hacking. Don: Yeah. Matt: Mmm. Hack God: No. Okay, he's corny, he's corny, a little bit corny. That doesn't mean he's faking it. He has to be corny. Now Matt, what were you saying? Brev: Yeah bro. And and he's dirty bro. And he's a dirty player. He is a dirty player, bro. He is a dirty player. Don: This fool's hacking, bruh. Hack God: Now Matt, I feel you, bruv. Now Matt, what were you saying? Our apologies on the hack block. What were you saying, Matt? Matt: I was saying, is there anyone in history that has won the whole finals in their rookie year? like, Nigel Johnson? Okay. Like I said, I don't watch basketball. Hack God: Yes, Magic Johnson. Yeah, he was a star, Magic Johnson. Don: ⁓ magic. Brev: Yeah, you mean as like the star player? Hack God: I ain't got finals MVP. But yeah, so moving on. This is going to be, yeah, yeah, he's a little bit of a bird's-eye. And we will talk about it another time. Now we're going to go into a segue from my boy Miguel, the Royal Cup. So please tell us, you know, what's going on? What do you like about it? Because I know nothing about soccer. So can you educate me? Don: But ⁓ yeah. And he also didn't dominate the eighties, but we could talk about that another time, bro. We can we can talk about another time. Matt: down. Me neither. Don: Wait out, time out, time out, time out. Cause I didn't get the I didn't get to finish gas in Japan earlier. Cause Japan, yo, yo, Japan, bro, they are the real deal. And I fuck with them. I'm gonna rock with them like I'm like I'm 25% Japanese, bruh. Hack God: Okay, yeah. MAS: Yeah, I didn't know we going back to it. Hack God: I'll do it somewhere. MAS: the call. You watching them like an anime- like an anime show? Hack God: Their fans are pretty cool as well. Brev: Yeah, huh. Don: They were on a six win streak before coming into the WorldCup And they also beat like Brazil and England. Like they're beating good teams, bro. And last last World Cup, ⁓ they were in a horrible ass group. What they call that shit, ⁓ Moss? A death death group or something? Hack God: You MAS: Yeah, death group. Don: Which is like for people that don't know, it's like when you have a tough ass group and groups in World Cup, it's four teams, four different countries. But their group in 2022 World Cup was like ⁓ it was them. ⁓ I forgot the other one, but it was Spain and Germany, which are good countries in soccer. ⁓ and they won that group. And they beat Spain and Germany on the way to win that shit. So they were they already are them guys. Matt: Mm. Mm. Mm. MAS: Spain, Germany, and Costa Rica. That's tough. Costa Rica's good. Don: Yeah, Costa Rica, why are you in there? But everybody was like, why did Japan in there? You said Who didn't win? They tied, yeah, but that was Netherlands is not no chumps either, but and but did you see how they tied it though? Brev: So you're saying you're saying all this, but Japan didn't even win yesterday. Japan. Yeah. MAS: Stay tight. Yeah, they're not no scrubs. Hack God: ⁓ my god. Breaking news. Yeah bro, Tyrese Halliburton's fiance died. Yeah, during her bachelor party. During her bachelorette party. Yeah, her and her friend. Brev: Yes. MAS: Yeah. Don: Don't say Yonis. Matt: Okay. Don: yo, this dude's taking L's, bro. Brev: Damn. Don: Nah, the Bachelorette party? You're a capping, bro. Brev: No MAS: now. Matt: I don't know who that is. Yeah, I gotta see your face. Don: Tyree Solliburn? Yeah. MAS: Pacers. Hack God: ⁓ no, her friend died. It's too messed up. Her friend died. Don: This guy, bro. Yo MAS: ⁓ my god. Breaking news, Josh is capping. Brev: ⁓ my gosh, bro. ⁓ my gosh, bro. Hack God: the bachelorette party at the bachelorette party that's so pretty crazy like she's done Matt: Breaking news. Don: That's super crazy, but like it just it drops the fucking craziness. MAS: ⁓ yeah, us just sighing, us just sighing different honestly is crazy though. We're like, ⁓ Brev: This fool unreliable source, bro. Hack God: Love fart. Don: ⁓ my fuck this book can't take a That's horrible because he got shingles bro he got Tories ACL and now his wife died? Yo but yeah you wanna miss report shit bruh fucking Fox News Brev: ⁓ no, no, i it's fucked up, but this will Hack God: Yeah, it is horrible. MAS: Yeah, we're Headlines Society and that first one definitely would have us like what the fuck Brev: Yeah, bro. Hack God: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, not a big deal. Back to World Cup talk. ⁓ well, GD, don't hurt. MAS: Near fucking. Don: Yeah. ⁓ so ⁓ like that like I said, did you see them tie the game, bro? They tied that game in like the last four minutes, bro, off a header. And they're smaller than Netherlands. You Netherlands, all those tall Dutch guys, you got Japan, they all small. Matt: ⁓ shit. Brev: In the eighty ninth minute. MAS: Yeah. Brev: Yeah. Hack God: Hey bro, I really think Japan is breeding athletes. They bred Ohtani. They bred Ohtani. And China bred it, y'all mean. I think Japan is breeding athletes. Yeah. I know, I think the government did. I said Chinese. I said China too. Yeah. I said Japan and China. I said China. Yeah. Don: Okay. They definitely definitely Yao Ming was definitely made in the laboratory. Brev: Damn, I thought Yaming was Chinese. I'm tripping. ⁓ I think it's a Japan. I think it's a Japan. Matt: Yeah. ⁓ yeah. ⁓ Don: Yeah, here's on it. Here's how it. Brev: ⁓ waffle, muffle, muffle. MAS: But yeah, no, World Cup, bro, it's the greatest tournament of all time compared to any... I don't know, based on right now, I was going in thinking Spain, and then they just fucking tied. 0-0 with fucking, ⁓ who was it? Hack God: Who's taking it? Brev: Germany won seven to one. Don: ⁓ MAS: That's I can't remember the name of the country, bro. That's how crazy it was Don: Yeah, they were th that was a good game though though. But those guys actually showed up though. The goalie did at least. MAS: Cabo Verde Matt: Mm-hmm. MAS: you freaking yeah i don't know but they fuck yeah zero zero that's insane Don: How many shots did Spain put up that game, bro? Brev: Bane didn't score today. Don: But the goalie, I'm telling you, the goalie had like a a a great night that game. Spain, bro, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Spain put up twenty three shots, bro. Eight shots on target. MAS: Yeah, no, for sure. Brev: Let see this. For real, I was about to say that. MAS: It's like me on FIFA. Don: 23 shots, bro. Come on. 11 corners. Capo Verde only put up six shots and one shot on target. Spain had possession 62% of the game, bro. That goalie showed up, bruh. So we're not gonna we can't. We we gotta acknowledge him. What's his name? I forgot his name. Mexico, they won two zero. Matt: you MAS: Yeah. Matt: Is Mexico still in it? Brev: Damn bro. MAS: yeah max was nice they won the first game they played the first game and Brev: Yeah, we're still on the group stages right now, so no elimination games. Yeah, makes go look good. They look good. Don: Two zero, right? Matt: What are you next? MAS: See well Mexican the thing is the tournaments in Mexico so they got like the country also behind them But they play South Korea next Matt: South Korea, good. Brev: The that probably won't be Mexico. They think they're traveling for that one. Hack God: Thanks MAS: ⁓ they're tough. They're like Japan, bro. Like they just... Matt: ⁓ shit. Don: Hey, not like Japan, don't do that. Japan's better, bro. Japan's better. MAS: South Korea with Hong Min-sun. Bro, Hungman's son is a dog, bruh. All you need is him on the wing just setting up assists. It's easy money for them. Don: Dog. But we didn't win that game, Mexico or South South Korea. MAS: Mexico. I mean, Mexico. Brev: Yeah, I'm gonna go to ⁓ Matt: Did you guys play soccer at all? MAS: Yeah, I played when I was ⁓ up until the end of high school for when I was like five. Matt: Bro, I played for like one month when I was like seven. And I think my dad tried to get me to play for free. And I think they didn't, they wasn't going for that. So they left me. And I was like the only black kid on the team. MAS: Heh. Yeah. Don: Okay, so MAS: ⁓ damn. Yeah, no, playing soccer I think is a great sport to play. I mean every sport is great, but... Don: Ha ha. That's just fun. Hack God: Yes, and you know what sport is even greater than soccer? Brev: Yeah. Matt: Yeah. MAS: we'll go ahead and finish Don: You're gonna say American football. Hack God: American motherfucking football. American motherfucking football. I'm gonna find it with this. JD, for 49ers this season. Yeah, real football, real football. Know what I'm saying. Okay, okay. MAS: It's not even close to being greater. Define greater. Matt: I love football. football. Don: No, soccer is real football. MAS: Yeah, that's real football for real. Matt: Yeah, that's actual football. It's in the name. Don: But I do fuck with American football. So what were you saying? Keep going. Hack God: Yes, realistic expectations of your 49er. Brev: All right. I'll go down the ⁓ I'll go down the the game list for you, okay, J D? Don: All I do is realistic. Someone pull up the schedule for me. Someone pull up the schedule for me, bruh. All I do is realistic expectations. MAS: You got, he's got it already? ⁓ he's ready. Brev: I'll go down game list for you, okay? You ready? Alright, we got at at the rams. MAS: I'll keep track, I'll keep track. Don: Yeah, let's go. NLA? Brev: Ooh, is that a neutral site? Let me see. I think that might be a neutral site. Don: At the Rams you said? Matt: Blowout, Rams, winning it all. Hack God: Okay, ⁓ yeah, this is perfect example. So there's something called hacking and when someone else turn to speak, if you speak, you're hacking. So right now JD is gonna give you, just hack. It's not good, but it happens, happens. We all hack anyway for a while. Matt: Mm-hmm. Mmm, I'll just hack. Don: that I'm at the free throw line, but no, but ⁓ I think it is, you're right. It's out of it's it's in the overseas, right? Brev: I think so. I don't know where, but Hack God: Might be in Brazil. Don: Well it didn't matter if it was overseas and Levi's, SoFi, It don't matter where it's at. It's always gonna be a Niner home game against the LA Rams and the Niners take that dub in Melbourne. Brev: All right, one and ⁓ One and ⁓ I got dolphins, dolphins at niners. Matt: That's not happening, that's not happening. Don: Dolphins at Niners. ⁓ we win that shit. Brev: you got two and ⁓ You got Cardinals at Niners. Don: Niners win. Who's the starter for the Cardinals? Brev: Yep, we got three and ⁓ All right. You got Broncos at Niners. Don: Mine is win. What the fuck is a bonex? Brev: You said Niners? So you're at four and ⁓ I'll be All right, you're going let's see here. Going on the road against the Seahawks. MAS: cheese. Don: Yeah, nine is one. Yeah. ⁓ rebench game, we win that shit. What the fuck? It's a twelfth man. Matt: ⁓ no. Brev: Five and ⁓ All right, we got commanders at at Niners. Don: ⁓ we we smoked him. Matter of fact, crazy here's a crazy prediction also. Daniels throws four interceptions in the first half. Next game. Next game. Brev: Yeah, your schedule's kinda easy, huh? Matt: No. Brev: First half. All right, Niners are Falcons. Matt: Bye. Don: ⁓ we're smoking those guys. MAS: 7 and out. Brev: Three seven and ⁓ Raiders and Niners. Don: Also, ⁓ Raiders at Niners? ⁓ we this is the game they switched Kirk Cousins to the ⁓ young boy. Cause he's about to he's about to get sacked six times in into in the second quarter. And he's not throwing over fifty seven yards, bro. Yo. Brev: Mm-hmm. Fernando. All right. Next one. Nine is the Cowboys. Hack God: Hold on hold on ⁓ JD I'm ⁓ read you something. So according to the reps is dictionary Realistic having or showing a sensible. I was I'm just clarifying something I Was clarifying I'm not hacking I was clarifying something Realistic having or showing having or showing a sensible and practical idea Don: ⁓ my gosh, you're hacking. You're hacking. You're hacking. I'm being absolutely realistic. What game do you think we're gonna lose out of the games I just been mentioned? Who's beating us in that street? Hack God: A way can be achieved or expected. Don: Okay, you're not answering my question though. Which game was unrealistic? Which game is unrealistic? Hack God: I've set my priest lady. Matt: Rams, y'all not touching us. Y'all not touching the Rams at all. Y'all not touching us. We got Miles Garrett now. We got Miles Garrett now. We're going to the ship. We're going on our way. Don: You Josh, you believe that we don't I don't care if you got Michael Jackson in his prime, bro. Like we're not worried about you guys. Like I said, what what's the record, Moss? All right. Are you done hacking, Josh? 'Cause you didn't even answer my question. Brev: Forgot about that for more. Matt: Nah. Hack God: I was just saying my piece. Keep going. Yeah, so yeah. I was just saying my piece. MAS: Ain't no. Brev: A you know? Don: Okay. We're s you said seven ⁓ or eight no? All right, what's next? ⁓ we're smoking them. And we gotta speak further on this 'cause Josh pissed me off. Brev: All right, well. All right, well now we're at ⁓ Niners at Cowboys. Hack God: same. Peace, Chrissie. MAS: A and O. Matt: ⁓ Brev: All right. Nothing to say, Josh? Don: Nine no. MAS: No hacking. Let's get through this. Brev: All right, we got Vikings and Niners. At Niners. Yeah. Seahawks at Niners. Don: Vikings at Niners Niners. Ten and ⁓ Eleven and ⁓ MAS: cause Brev: Niners are giants. Giants. Matt: Hmm. Don: Nine is that jack so the city is rebuilt by then. MAS: Yeah Hack God: Hahaha Don: Niners. What are we? Twelve and ⁓ MAS: 12 and a Brev: Rams nine Rams are Niners. Don: Well, I thought we already played twice. No? ⁓ 13 and ⁓ The Rams come to LA? Come on, bro. Or the Rams come to the Leaphiv? Brev: No. Niners Niners are chargers. Don: ⁓ my gosh. What is this? We're we're winning this game. What what's the record? MAS: Where's Dylan? Matt: ⁓ my god. Brev: Niners at Chiefs. Don: ⁓ who the fuck is a Patrick Mahomes? We win that game. What's the record now? MAS: Why am I even counting, bro? You're saying we're going undefeated, bro. Matt: ⁓ my god. Hack God: Four-theded! Don: ⁓ yeah, we got some smoke with these boys. ⁓ we win in that game. Brev: All right, Eagles are niners. Hack God: 15 and out. Brev: And then Niners at Cardinals. Matt: That's crazy. Don: We might lose this game 'cause we're sitting everybody. Matt: ⁓ week 16. Brev: So you're going sixteen and one. Don: 'Cause mind you, this whole season, we're sixteen. ⁓ we got one right? All right, whatever. We're undefeated. We lose one game, sixteen to one. Brev: No, that's it. Sixteen and one. That's what you're saying. Matt: Mm. Don: Mind you, we're battling injuries all season, bro. We've already we're Hack God: Matt, feel free to respond at any time. Matt: ⁓ Yeah, aren't y'all, so you guys are healthy now? ⁓ yeah. Yes, it has. Yes, it has. Look at last season. Last season? No, last season, y'all did not have a good season. Y'all didn't have a good season. ⁓ okay, okay. I forgot. I'm a Rams fan, so like, if you guys lose to us, it's a good season for me. That's how I feel. MAS: Niners 16-1 baby. Don: We're not healthy. That's never stopped us in the past. That's never stopped us in the past. That's never stopped us in the past from having a good season. From having a good season? What do you mean? We got smoked by the champions in the in the playoffs. Matt: So I feel like you guys had a bad season. Don: That's fucking LA fan logic right there. MAS: Yep. Don: That's L that's you sound like a Lakers fan. MAS: and a dodger fan. Matt: I'm a Rouse fan. I'm not a Lakers fan though. I'm a Rouse fan. MAS: Wait, you watch baseball? Brev: So that was Matt: ⁓ barely. ⁓ I like, ⁓ what, like, angels or Dodgers? Dodgers. Dodgers fan. Yeah. I'm an LA fan. Yeah. That's I'm from. MAS: But if you had to pick a team. Just anything, who's your team? Hack God: LA fan through and through so Matt Yeah, Matt. I heard you said that now you guys got a new player miles Garrett With that being said what are the expectations for the rounds don't go over them your record just saying what do you think like is there a ceiling? And like good Matt: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Um, if we, need to at least go to the Super Bowl. If we don't go to Super Bowl, we fucking suck. I don't be mad. Um, also our secondary fucking sucks. Our secondary sucks right now. Um, oh, we, we did pick up, um, someone from the, um, the Chiefs, right? A cornerback or a safety. Yeah. Hack God: Stupid little butt. Brev: Mm-hmm McDuffie? Don: ⁓ yeah, they got forgot about that pickup. Brev: Mm-hmm. Yeah, and don't you still have Cameron Curl? Isn't he solid? Matt: Bro, because I know- Don: They do got camera curl, huh? He's tough. Matt: I think so, yeah. Brev: Yeah, isn't he solid? Yeah. Matt: It was a, but I remember when we played the Seahawks, one of the biggest reasons why we lost was because of that passing appearance by, I think it was number 11. Like I said, I'm not big on sports like that, like I was, I saw that shit, bro. I was like, they need to get rid of him immediately. Cause like, ain't no way. Like you didn't have to do all that. Like we could have been in the Superbowl, but nah, like that dude, bro, pissed me the fuck off, bro. But. I did win $700 from my parlay, so I was happy about that. But I think we're gonna go to the ship. We need to go all the way. Because if we don't, that's... MAS: you got money on it. Hack God: Are you being an a 49er? So to go to the ship, to go to the Superbow, are you beating the 49ers 2-0 and everyone else in your division as well? Seahawks? Garnels? Matt: Um, yes, we beat 49ers twice last year, didn't we? Don: You're not sweeping the division, bro. Hack God: Hmm, is that true JD? JD is that true? Don: Y'all not sweep y'all not sweeping the work you're not sweeping the division. Matt: You know what? But we beat you guys, right? We beat y'all twice, right? Y'all didn't beat us at once. Not once last year. Hack God: Is that true, JD? Is that true, JD? Is that true? Don: Listen, bruh. Listen, bro. We're talking about this year. We're talking about this year, bro. I don't listen. Matt: He's avoiding it because he knows it. And y'all, if y'all still injury prone, you guys aren't doing nothing. Y'all not doing nothing. Hack God: you you Don: Listen, bro, you want to talk about last year, bro, but we're talking about this year. It doesn't matter. Matt: But you guys are still injured though. Y'all still injured. Right? What are y'all gonna do? Who did y'all pick up? Hack God: Ooooo Don: Why are we acting like the Niners are never been playing with injuries? We've been to the Super Bowl with injuries twice. This that does not stop us. It's just part of us now at this point. Matt: But that's the- I mean, it stopped y'all last year. What's the difference this year? That's what I'm trying to say. What's the difference? What did y'all, or who y'all got? Don: We're about to find out 'cause we Mike Evans now. MAS: bounce back bounce back Don: Mike Evans now, yeah. Yeah. That boy get injured too a lot, though, I ain't gonna lie. And whatever we get out of Brandon Ayuk is gonna be even better. Also, RP Alden Smith. Matt: Mmm. Hmm. MAS: All Hack God: Resembles. Matt: Happy. Don: Yeah. And we did beat the Rams last year too. The first time we played. Yeah. Mike Evans was hurt last year, bro. He's even older than he was last year, bruh. Matt: Deja! Brev: Does Mike Evans get injured a lot? I don't think he does. He got hurt last year, but well, he had eleven straight thousand yard seasons. Did he get hurt a lot? Don: Bro, which is which is a great stab, but people be holding that shit like it's crazy. Matt: Well, my thing is like, if you guys were to be healthy, I think you guys will be really dominant. If you guys were healthy, you would be really dominant. That's the only thing I say. Brev: That's solid, bro. Don: It's a solid step, but it means nothing to me right now. And we're still a great team when we're hurt. That's what I'm saying. So we if everything 'cause we can only speak on Matt: But y'all didn't do nothing. Y'all didn't do nothing last year. So I don't know why you keep saying y'all great when y'all hurt. Cause y'all didn't do nothing last year. Don: We did do something. We just lost to the fucking champions and the playoffs. The shit we had to deal with, bro, and the and the record we still have, bruh. We only lost four games and we were fucking like the worst. Who? Yeah, we did, yeah. We got smoked though. Matt: ⁓ I mean, still. Hack God: Yet y'all lost to the same team. Brev: Yeah. Hack God: You lost the same team, what do you mean? Brev: Yeah, and you you predicted a very questionable sixteen and one, but Don: We got our ass whooped. Hack God: Yeah, I did. Don: I did not. That shit was who who who do you think's gonna beat us, bro? Obviously you can lose any game. But who realistically on that that the I said that was so absurd. Brev: Yeah. The Rams can beat you, the Seahawks can beat you, I think the Broncos can beat you. Who else? Yeah. That's five off the rip, bro. Yeah. Hack God: Any given Sunday. That is Cowboys. Matt: Yeah, the Broncos can beat y'all. Cowboys gonna beat y'all for sure. Cowboys, they good this year. Don: And the Cardinals can beat us too. The Dolphins can beat us. Anyone can win the fucking game, bro, but they're not going to. Y'all just acting like so sixteen and ⁓ is like just out the fucking picture. Sixteen sixteen one is just out the picture. We can't we can't beat Denver. Like we only lost five games last year. MAS: For sure not the Cowboys. Brev: No, Cardinals can't be jell. I didn't say the Cardinals. For sure, one hundred percent. One hundred percent out of the picture. Matt: That's not happening. That's not happening. That's not happening. What was y'all record last year? What was the record? 5 million? Brev: Yeah, yeah, I'm not going sixteen to one. Don: We can easily go see this one. Yeah. Hack God: You only lost five games last year? You guys are all solid when you're injured. That's crazy. You guys are pretty solid injured. Five games is crazy. Matt: Y'all gonna lose six games this year or probably seven, I think. Don: You said what, Josh? I bro I'm I don't know why people are acting like just the fucking Niners like ⁓ man they're strong Dog we are a good football team and football games you can win any game and we are the better team every fucking Sunday we line up with the next team we're the fucking better team we're just playing hurt and that does hinder you to a certain extent Hack God: Yeah, I- think Shanahan can lead any team to any win except for the Super Bowl. I think he can take a team- Don: Yeah, ⁓ we're not talking about Super Bowl performance with that motherfucker, bro. Also, he had that fraud, Jimmy Garoppolo. It's not all his fault. Mr. Frog, man. Shh. ⁓ my god, that shit pissed me off. But I I don't really appreciate how y'all just acting like we can't really go 6 81. Like that's just such an absurd, absurd prediction. A lot we can beat a lot of the teams we just played. Hack God: Yeah. Well before that... Yeah. Could've just hand the ball out the second half, but we don't gotta get into that, long time ago. Brev: That's crazy, bro. For sure, sir. MAS: Yeah, sounds believable to me. Matt: you Hack God: Miguel, you want to chime in on this? What do you feel? Brev: Yeah, a lot of your schedule's easy. Don: We gotta s I you didn't say any difficult teams, bro. MAS: 16 and 1. Hack God: Yeah, 6-in-a-1, yeah, how are you about that? MAS: I think that's very realistic. Like you said the Webster's dictionary Trans like it means the exact same thing. It's very realistic for sure Hack God: You think so? Don: Bro, like the hardest teams we got are our division rivals and you know how that happens. Division rivals, anyone can win those games. Matt: you Hack God: Dallas Cowboys you guys do you guys do own us? Don: Okay. Mm. Mm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're so worried about them. MAS: That's the one game I'm like, I'm not even worried about that one. Hack God: What do you you? You're a fan now? Don: Your thing that was crazy. And I actually res you know I fuck with the Cowboys as a re in a respect level. Like I fucking hate you guys and shit. It's more with a fans, bro, because I fuck with like C D Lamb and Dak Prescott. You know what I mean? Matt: Yeah, that was my ass. MAS: Been a fan, baby, since birth. Since birth. Matt: to morning. Hack God: You do. You do respect that. Matt: I fuck with Dak Prescott. I like him as a person. That's why I fuck with the Cowboys. Hack God: Yeah, but like, like, ⁓ you gotta admit, I'm not like your average Dallas Cowboys fan. I'm quite realistic, you know? I don't think I've ever said this. Huh? Don: Yeah. Here we go. Brev: Here we go. Don: Yeah. And you think it's up Surge I said the Niners are gonna beat him. That that's not real realistic, bro. I got a lot to prove, bro. Matt: Mm-hmm. Brev: Yeah, I Hack God: We do. But then I also say you guys, you have owned us in the past. I did say that right after. So very realistic, you know? I can be optimistic. Yeah, I can be optimistic. I'm a glass, you know, glass half full kind of guy. Know what saying? Don: Mm-hmm. MAS: Thanks for your honesty. Don: I think sixteen one is pretty pessimistic, honestly. We should go seventeen and no. MAS: You keep refilling it. Shot, shot, shot. Hack God: keep refilling it. Yeah. All right. So you know, what we saying, daddy? Don: Hey, w before we we what's up, we trying to go to that game, bruh? Dallas and Niners? Hack God: We play- let's hear him? Yeah, where is it at? ⁓ let's do it. Let's do it. I'm trippin'. I just woke up. Let's do it. Don: It's in Arlington. MAS: Did we play this year? Brev: This is who I heard. We played this year? We just talked about it for like five minutes. Don: If not, if not, let's bet a thousand dollars on the game. Hack God: How about this, you know, we'll go to the game. My cousin Summer, she lives out there, you know, we'll win a car, go to Austin for a bit, we'll a good time. You do? I do as well, perfect, you know. You see? Don: I got family in Austin. Yeah. And I got ⁓ and I got my sister in Houston. She just had a baby, shout out to my sister. Run applause for her. Hack God: I mean, yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm a- Don: With this she named her Cali after California, but does not want to move back to California. Hack God: I'm not gonna lie, Houston's kinda deep from the two, but we could definitely hit up Arlington and Austin. I did it last season, hour drive, 30, I was moving. Fun fact, you know like, you can go 85 on a freeway in Texas? They have little special freeways where you can pay, and it's, no, that's like 75, or it's like 85, 90, like. Brev: Mm-hmm. Don: No yeah it is. Yeah. But I'll be down to go. Matt: Ingo, honey Don: If you don't drive eighty five in the freeway out here? MAS: Sure. Hack God: Nah, because realistically, you I feel like you can go at least five miles over the speed limit, five to eight, and no one's gonna trip. Huh? No matter what it says? What I'm speeding, you know what I'm saying? mean... Don: I'm pushing eighty five minimal on the freeway. Yeah. No it's not. You go to the end of the go to the last lane, you're good, bro. Eighty five. You're actually driving slow. MAS: Question any dude that's not that's driving under 80 on the freeway Hack God: I I'm not going to be able like you're still speeding. Brev: Yeah. I've been pulled over. I got a ticket for it going to eighty. Hack God: Yeah, it's still speeding. MAS: I got a ticket for 107, baby. Don: No way. Brev: Swear to God, bro. Matt: I got a ticket for going 90. Don: I got to ninety, my highs was like eighty six. Brev: Yeah. Hack God: No, no, but what I'm saying is if 85 is the limit, that means people are going at least 95, 92. Brev: Yeah. Don: On a f on a fifty si fifty. A hundred percent. I told you, I'm driving slow going eighty-five, I think. And I'm only going eighty five. I think going over ninety is unreasonable. Eighty five is like the perfect money spot, eighty to eighty five. But if you're going to eighty five, you shouldn't be in the left lane at all. MAS: See you. Brev: Sure. Yeah. I've got clocked at ⁓ I got clocked, ⁓ I got a ticket for going ninety-five in the right lane. Yeah. He marked me down he marked me down for eighty five. He was real. Yeah, no, it's cause like I was going like in and out. But but then the fur the second one was eighty in like the middle lane and I was like, What? Hack God: I thought that, I thought that. Matt: Yeah, hell no. MAS: Exactly. Don: Yeah, see he's bugging. That's that's not that's the right lane, you should not be driving over fucking seventy. MAS: What? People gotta merge on, bruh. Hack God: Yeah. MAS: People gotta merge, you're gonna crash into someone. Matt: No. Don: What is he doing? Ninety? MAS: Reckless, bro. Don: Eighty in the middle lane. That's why ⁓ you kinda you kinda testing it, bro. I say seventy to seventy five middle lane. Brev: Yeah. And I he didn't even clock me. He was kinda just pacing because he I I drove past him. So he was on the road already. Don: He's but he's bugging. Matt: Mmm. MAS: I've always said, bruh, if we're not meant to speed in these cars, why do they even make them with the ability to go that fast, bruh? Don: Okay, that's it's absurd, bro. Y'all need to s y'all need to see more accidents, bro, 'cause that Matt: He said I'm not there for... Brev: For sure. For sure. We talked about that in college. MAS: But look, hey, I remember that. Don: I think I like I said, nineties ninety's kind of ⁓ obnoxious, bro. Slow the fuck down. Go eighty five. Hack God: Alright. ⁓ Alright, so you know, I will say, know, 2026, one thing that's for sure, the movies have been hidden, you know, without, you know, no spoilers, but what movie has been your favorite movie you've seen so far and what movie are you looking forward to most? For me, I would have to say Obsession, just because like it was a surprising film. Yes. MAS: It has been. No spoilers. No spoilers. No spoilers. Matt: Good moving. Hack God: Also will say the worst one I've saw is back rooms. I think back room only doing well because of the hype of Obsession and then above YouTube and above youtuber movies And you know them doomsday no not do that It's a toss-up between one movie. I'm looking for the most Matt: Yeah, that shows Don: Right. Matt: Mm-hmm. Don: I super. Hack God: Yeah, it could be Supergirl, could be Doomsday, it could be The Odyssey, it could be Doom Part 3. I'm gonna say The Odyssey because I read that and I- No- Brev: Ooh, Frawa Darcy. Matt: What? Don: Odyssey over Avengers? Damn. Nah that's this year, bro. That's Brev: Well I thought Vengeance was next year, or is that the end of this year? Matt: Hey, wait, Odyssey is based off a book? Hack God: is this year. Yeah, yeah, Homer's Odyssey, yeah. Greek book. Yeah, it's just because like, know, like I read Odyssey, Avengers is nice, but I read Odyssey in my like, in my AP Lit class. And it was just like, you know, this is just like having a... Don: That's crazy. I wouldn't expect it. Matt: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Don: Tough. But you know the book's the you know the book's gonna be better than a movie though. The book's gonna be better than the movie. MAS: Nerd. Brev: Fucking dork. Hack God: Huh? I know, it's more like, I think it's more like a play, but still, no, it's a book. ⁓ MAS: Nerd. Matt: The book is always better than movie MAS: And that's two movies, this shit's like four hours long, bruh. Don: Okay, you got that over. Spider Man too? Matt: It's gonna be four hours? He forgot about Spider-Man. He forgot about that one. Hey, I'm not gonna lie, I'm more hyped for Spider-Man than Doomsday. I don't know why. You know, okay, no. I think, ⁓ I'm a summer person, so I think I'm more excited for Spider-Man, because it's like in the summer. But like, I was hyped for Doomsday, but it's like. MAS: Yeah, there's no way. Brev: I forgot those by the Hack God: F**k Spider-Man is coming out too? I forgot about Spider-Man. Oh my that's coming out soon. Don: That shit coming out in like less than a month, bro. Mm Hack God: I can't give my take anymore. I don't know what I'm most excited for. It's too much. MAS: Yeah. Brev: I I'm not mad at that at all, honestly. Don: I got dudes that Hack God: too much. Don: In the summer. Matt: Y'all not really hyping nothing up. Y'all like keeping everything, you know what I'm saying? Brev: I feel because I think everyone knows that doomsday is not gonna wrap it up because you have another one after that. Hack God: throw a flag, Matt, Matt and Brev, wait your turn, Jesus Christ, wait your turn. JD, JD, you go next. And then Mars. Matt: Mmm. ⁓ sorry, sorry. Don: What happened? MAS: Wait, what? Brev: This will Josh talking about hacking people, bruh. MAS: Whoa, this was the hack god and he's a referee now. Hack God: Cause I was, yeah, yeah. Yeah, just for today. Just for today. It was my turn, I was still talking and you just took over it. I was still talking. Don: Yeah. Brev: It's with jobs, bro. Don: Just for a day, I got my spice on today. Brev: No, who the fuck be put you in charge, bruh? What the fuck? No. MAS: Yeah, whose turn was it? Nah, when Matt hopped on, you were already slowing down, bruh. You were done. Brev: You were talking still? Yeah, I was about to say, I didn't think you were still talking, bro. Don: Yeah. No good time out. Yeah, you was hacking, Josh, because you did say, ⁓ I can't my I can't say mine anymore. I don't know. And then that's when Matt hopped in. Damn you hacking, bro. You about to foul out, bruh. Hack God: You're right. You're right. I was hacking. My bad. My bad. Hence the name, hence the name. What the f***? My bad, man. Continue, kind sir. Brev: Yeah. Matt: Okay, so my favorite movie so far was the Michael Jackson movie. ⁓ That shit did something to me. It had me when I walked out the theater. I was motivated, bro. I was motivated. I'm like, fuck, bro. I'm about to be a... No, no, no, no. No, I just walked out. Don: Yeah, you're Hey there you go. Hack God: What'd do to you? Passed out? If you passed out, the presence of Michael Jackson has this nigga faded. That's crazy. Nigga faded. ⁓ Don: That was you that they turned the lights on for in the movie theater I went to, bruh. ⁓ that was you that carried out, bruh. I knew I recognized them dreads, bruh. I promise you. Yeah. Matt: I was just- Brev: Yeah. Matt: No, no. MAS: He was on that gurney. Matt: That was crazy, bro. In my theater, no one was doing nothing. There was nothing crazy going on, but it was just like, damn, this dude was really great. It just made you think, damn, this will never be replicated ever again. Bro did that shit with no internet. That's the crazy part, too. It's like... But then... Don: It's a quick admission. Yeah. Well that's also what made that's in his favor though. No internet's in his favor. That's why you got more people fating for him because you don't you're not as accessible as like Chris Brown is today. You see Chris Brown humping on girls in every video if you really wanted to. You see Justin Bieber with a shirt off every time you want. Just look up Justin Bieber. But now these girls back then they couldn't see Michael at all until they went to a concert and then they hear his Matt: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Hack God: You don't even Matt: Mmm. Hack God: Yeah, the only way to go to the- the only way to see his concerts is to go to his concert. Now they live streaming the ma- the most major festivals. And I will say Kanye West, haters won't love him. He will be bigger than Michael- Michael Jackson. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Teach his own. Matt: Yeah. Don: Exactly. Like No, he will not, bro. Stop doing that shit. I fuck with Kanye West. Don't make me fucking go against Kanye West. Brev: What? MAS: Nah Matt: What? MAS: six episodes in bruh it's the worst take of all Matt: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He will not be bigger than Michael Jackson. Don: Relax. You said no, now we're about to now we to unpope this shit 'cause I'm mad. You said Kanye West is gonna finish bigger than Michael. And what aspect do you mean? Explain that please. Brev: Ain't shit, bro. MAS: Sir. Matt: Yeah. Hack God: I was saying Kanye West's global reach will be as big or even larger than Michael Jackson's. I would say if you look at the awards he's doing, the money he's making, it will be as big, will be bigger than Michael Jackson. I would even argue they're very similar in scandals and in popularity. You know, I would say their trajectory of the career is them battling The music industry and you know, and their wild takes is super duper similar. I would say for you to say no out the bat is crazy. You have to give it some thought. Just to say no completely. You're not thinking that way. Matt, Matt, not talking. Huh? MAS: feel you no I when you when you draw look at when you draw the parallels between their careers like I feel you I see what you're saying in terms of scandals too like but the music bro the music Matt: No Don: So you hear the argument chance. Hack God: Yeah, I think the only thing that Michael Jackson has... I'm sorry. Okay, the only thing that Michael Jackson has is that dude was doing it at five years old. That does. Was sort of regularly. But then again, if you look at... I think he only went on tour like five times. I'm just saying, bro. I know it's been time periods, but I guarantee you the Yeezus tour. If you can compare the Yeezus tour to any one of Michael Jackson's tour... Matt: Yeah Brev: No, I'm not rolling at all, bro. I'm not going at all. Don: He started way early. Yeah. Hack God: The Yeezus Tourist Killing it! Don: Listen, listen. Michael's selling out stadiums. Kanye's not Hack God: So was Kanye West. Kanye West has the largest ⁓ ticket stadium ⁓ show in the history of the world. What are you talking about? Don: Did he tour did he tour only stadiums? Hack God: Y-Y-YES! Don: What tour is this? MAS: not gonna argue his ticket sales. I know he's doing numbers. Hack God: Yeah, what do you mean? Huh? The Jesus Tour? What do mean? Don: What tour is this? When he toured o only stadiums, like Beyonce. Right. He's a tour only sadness. MAS: He did so far. Hack God: right now the Yeezus tour what do mean every tour he's Kanye West Mr. Fresh I am selfish I was what are you saying MAS: Nah, he's, yeah. Matt: The reason, the reason why. Look, the reason why I don't think Kanye West will be big as Michael Jackson is because everybody named mama know who Michael Jackson is. Not everybody named mama know who Kanye West. Bro, there's a lot of older people that do not know who know. Come on, older people, bro, they don't know, bro. Hack God: Who doesn't know who co- You a damn liar. Who doesn't know Kanye West? Shut up, man. Shut up, man. Shut up, man. You sound retarded. You sound stupid. You sound stupid. Don: Mm. ⁓ MAS: No, like he said, no, Michael Jackson's music was for old to young bro. Kanye is not from all ages. Matt: Yeah! Hack God: No, no, no, no, no, that's not fair back then there was no older young music everyone Kind of listened to the same thing back in a temporary what i'm saying is no no ⁓ Did I say that I said back in that time period? I think everybody was listening to the same thing you think not The jackson five young niggas were listening that old people were black. Why I think the music genre in general has grown since then it's not a fair comparison. I feel like back Brev: Yeah, for sure. MAS: What you mean there's no older young music back there. Brev: So there is old and young music if they're all listening to the same thing. Matt: Mmm. Hack God: When Michael Jackson was making music in his prime, everybody was listening to the same music. If you look at it, rap and EDM and all these new sources of ⁓ music have just started popping off in the late 90s. I think in the early 2000s was the first time a hip hop artist performed at the Grammys. This shit is new still, so new. Matt: Mmm. Mm-hmm. Hack God: So when you're saying, ⁓ young old music, that is a new phenomenon. That is a new thing. Before everybody was listening to the same music, even like the ideology of like, like teenager life only started in the sixties, in the seventies. Like you have to understand all this shit, pop cultures, all this shit, all this shit is new. No, hack me, bruv. I guarantee you. MAS: If we're talking, if we're talking, nah, hold on. Yeah, bro. Jackson five. No, I'm real quick. Jackson five. Yeah, the music back then was different. when Michael Jackson, like the eighties, there was definitely adult music that like only like, Rick James and all that shit. That shit was like sexual as fuck, like that shit. That was not music that kids could listen to, bro. Brev: I'm about to hack this fool, I'm not gonna lie. Flagrantly. Hack God: What was it? What was it then? I think they were though. They were. They were like... Yeah. I think they were though. I think... Matt: Yeah, I think they were though. I know what Josh trying to say, Don: Kids listen to the kids listening to music like that now. MAS: Kids are watching cartoons and shit, like. Let bad go. Brev: And even if you say that everyone listened to the same music back then, I feel like that would help Michael Jackson's argument, honestly. When you're talking about global outreach, you say everyone listens to the same thing, so everyone listen to Michael. Matt: Bro, cause like, one people. Mmm. Hack God: That's why I'm saying it's easier for Michael Jackson to get that reach because it was less competition and Kanye West is doing it in the day and age where there's multiple sources, different types of music, let's see. Brev: And internet. Michael's doing this shit without the internet, bruh. MAS: Yeah, but I'm just saying look at the crowds in his at his fucking shows, right? You the demographic is not going to be like what you would see out of Michael Jackson regardless of the time period. That's irrelevant to me. Hack God: Or like, so what would you have to look at that I can look up to prove my point? cause you're just saying, ⁓ like, no, no, no, I, I, understand convincing. I'm saying what is something we can look up that can prove either my point or your point besides looking up what is the most famous artist of all time? Do you want to do, do you want to do concert sales? I would say radio, I would say album hits is unfair because we do know. Brev: Nothing, bro. You haven't convinced me for a single second, honestly. MAS: Yeah. No, cuz- Brev: No, bro. MAS: Nah I say unanimously I say unanimously we all think that Michael Jackson was better and we should move on to JD's how you really feel Don: Why is my fear? Wait, wa wait, wait, wait. Why why doesn't what'd you say? You said what doesn't matter? MAS: Ha Hack God: I would say album sales. Don: Why doesn't album cells matter? Hack God: Are you serious, JD? Don: Why can't we compare album stuff? Why why is why is Kanye West hindered from this category? Hack God: I would say like now, well now because of streaming and things like that, no one will go off album sales anymore. They go off streaming. No one buys music anymore. Matt: ⁓ MAS: There's an asterisk to any comparison we make bro, like the different time periods. Matt: Yeah. Don: Yeah, 'cause just it's just like comparing Jordan to fucking LeBron, bro. Hack God: No, no, but no, no, no, no, but that's a huge asterisk. you know, comparing like album sales now to then, that's not the same thing. MAS: Hey, okay, you know what you can actually do? Is send me videos of grown men fainting and crying at a Kanye West show. Don: Like that to his point, we did establish that they're not he's not as accessible as Kanye West is. And also back on Kanye West's run, his before his little Yeezus when he was fucking talking about ⁓ on South Park talking about gay fish and shit, that Kanye West though, that boy was on a on that on that trajectory as Michael Jackson. But I would say he took a step back recently. Yeah. MAS: That's the asterisk. Hack God: Yeah. Graduation. MAS: when he had the backpack. Hack God: I think Graduation might be the best selling album of all time. It might have beat off the War and Thriller. I'm not mistaken. Don: Heist best selling album of all time. Graduation. All right, let me make a Hack God: Yeah, I think it might be, I think it might be Thriller. I think it's ahead of, it was not the greatest, it's bigger than Thriller and Off the Wall. If I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong. Don: Whoa. Are you serious, bro? Thriller is number one, bro. Don't do that shit. Seventy plus million copies, bruh. All time. The second the second is the Eagles greatest hits with forty four million copies. Matt: You're really wrong. You're really... Thriller is still number one. Hack God: it. Brev: Of all time. Hack God: That's because they could die. MAS: G-O-A-T ⁓ Go. Don: Like that's a fat thirty million difference from the second place. Let me see where Kanye West ranks on this list, bro, if he's on Hack God: See you next time. MAS: I like that, honestly though, I like that comparison you made between like careers and like the scandals. I've never really heard it put that way. Don: Yeah, me too. Like how much of a icon Kanye was during that run, especially at the fucking shades with the stutters. What's that shit? The shutter stage, bruh. Like he walking down the street, you might have some people fainting, bro. MAS: Yeah. Yeah. Hack God: Graduation, yeah. I don't know, I would say like also like his clothing brand Yeezus, all this stuff. MAS: Yeah. Don: I don't see I don't see Kanye West. I'm on all the way down to twenty million copies, and there's a lot of people adding on. Hack God: ⁓ Kanye West and Gap partnership dropped Gap stock plummeted Adidas and Kanye West partnership dropped Adidas stock plummeted MAS: What about what about what are Kanye West most iconic like looks bro? Because you see a fucking so or what a white glove with some fucking bedazzle on it Don: The shutter stage, bro. There's different areas. It's not the same thing. But Michael Jackson had that glove longer than he had any he that boy kinda went through phases, bro. Brev: That's not like that's not the same as Michael Jackson's glove, though. Yeah. What about the thriller jacket then? What about the thriller jacket? MAS: I guess... Hack God: I would say Kanye West has too many eras. Kanye West has the graduation era, flashing lights with the glasses and lines, and then he has the... MAS: The red jacket. So does Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson just changed his skin color. Those are his faces. Brev: Hmm. Yeah. What about the smooth smooth criminals, Michael Jackson? He had the the white suit with the arm the armband right here? With the fedora? Come on. Hack God: You guys are talking about ⁓ iconic music videos. you he made short films. No one's topping his music videos because they were short films. were fucking written by Francis Ford Coppola and fucking other fucking famous records and writers. I'm not talking about that. That's like a... MAS: Yeah. Okay. Don: Hey, I'm a hack real quick, 'cause I'm before you can say Kanye West, bro, I think we gotta talk about like Beyonce or Taylor Swift before Kanye West. If we compare them Yeah, the comparative Drake. Drake. MAS: prints. Brev: And Drake. Yeah. Hey. Hey. You're thinking about it though. Matt: Ha ha ha! MAS: Drake! Don: I mean yeah, I just didn't think about it. Hack God: No, I would say I would say Kanye West is transcending more cultures than Beyonce and Taylor Swift. 100 % Matt: Yeah. MAS: Yeah. Don: But they're like their iconic level, like Beyonce is like I said, Beyonce and Taylor Swift are doing stadium tours. Kanye West is not. He's not doing a stadium tour. Not one of his tours were a stadium tour. And a stadium tour is where every fucking concert is at a fucking stadium because they're selling out stadiums because they cannot no longer hold their capacity in a fucking basketball arena. Hack God: Yes he is. I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure. MAS: Yeah. Don: He had he's probably had shows at a stadium, but he has not had a stadium concert tour where every single show was at a stadium. Hack God: This tour is... MAS: I didn't know that that was a thing like that, so I went to Post Malone Stadium Tour. I was like, okay. Don: Bro, yeah, like you gotta be like low key, you gotta be like a artist with a lot of white fans be selling out stadium tours, bro. MAS: which is another reason why I said stadiums are better than arenas in general. Don: 'Cause it's just a bigger MAS: This was calling Kanye right now, I'm trying to tell him. Don: Yeah, I don't know about that. Hack God: It was my mommy. It was my mommy. Don: ⁓ we can we can argue about who's more iconic all night though, bruh. Hack God: Alright, you know what, yeah, that's a song. JD, how do you really feel? MAS: Yeah. Don: You really feel. First my first one of the season. I've been I've been I've been thinking about this for some time now, bruh. MAS: 90 seconds uninterrupted. Hack God: How do you feel? 90 seconds uninterrupted. That means Matt, not let him talk. Don: You gotta listen though. I feel like being embarrassed or the thought of embarrassment is performative as fuck. Hear me out. Embarrassment only listen, embarrassment only happens when you're around other people. Okay? The feeling of being embarrassed. It's when you it's when somebody's watching you or you think somebody's watching you, so you get embarrassed, like when you trip walking up the stairs or you spill some water. Matt: you Don: But you do the same shit by yourself, you don't think nothing of it, bro. It's nothing. You're just you just keep walking. You trip, keep walking, bro. You split a water, you just pick it up and clean it. So why is it different when somebody's watching? If it's the same exact thing. You know why? Because it's performative. You're changing how you feel about something when someone else is watching. It's like putting on a show, you're putting on a performance for an audience. Matt: So Don: Which is why I think embarrassment and then being embarrassed is performative. And any any grown man should not be embarrassed, first of all. You're a grown ass man, shake it off. MAS: Hmm. I would say what I fucking situations were embarrassment Hack God: You still got 15 seconds left. Don: 15 seconds, I'll give an example, bro. I was going to Target the other day. You know what I mean? I was walking, you know, me being me, just walking, chilling. And I trip over a fucking whatever I trip over. And I know for sure people saw me because Target got like homeless people sitting outside. You know what I mean? There was a couple walking towards me. You know what I did, bruh? I just kept walking. Listen, they're not gonna think about it fifteen seconds from now. And then if you stay there and just look around like, ⁓ man, get red cheeks and just put your head on your head like a cartoon character, then they're gonna be like, Hey, honey, look, this guy just tripped. But if I keep walking, he gonna be, Hey, honey, look, this guy just tripped. And she's gonna be like, What, what guy? 'Cause I left the scene, bro. Cause I'm not embarrassed. I just keep it pushing, bro, because I'm not performative when I some shit happens. Inconvenient shit happens every day, bro. Brev: Yeah. Matt: Mm-hmm. Hack God: really really really would hate to say this this nigga JD spitting bro I want to argue but I was like fuck bro if no one's around I give it a fuck what happened Don: Can't do it, bro. You're not giving a fuck, bro. You know my shit I fucked up did when I I'm used to tripping because I trip by myself all the time, bro. Like, what's different now? Matt: I don't give a shit. Hack God: Yeah, bro And honestly, yeah, but like I honestly also have no shame like something happens and it's embarrassing. Yeah, it's what it is Matt: That's a good take. Don: It is what it is. It happened. Come on. Brev: I feel you. Yeah. I feel that. Matt: Like I'm not perfect, bro. MAS: feel like what I s- what I think Hack God: Yeah, it's like all like bro like josh you blacked out Don: People show me pictures of me blacked out, throw up on the floor and everything. Hack God: What I said her? Yeah, yeah. She fucking with it, huh? MAS: But who gets embarrassed at blocking out though? Who gets embarrassed at blocking out? Really? Matt: People black out all the time. Don: People get embarrassed. One, I don't get embarrassed, but two, I don't want people just taking pictures of me when I'm blacked out. I hate when homies do that shit. I'm not embarrassed. I just told you. You could actually mind you, forget. Not at all. Hack God: I let most people do it, for like... Brev: Yeah, I don't get embarrassed blacking out. Hack God: Me too. MAS: Okay, so you're embarrassed by the pictures of you being... Okay, all right, I'm saying the situation. But what I'm trying to say is, well, this is kind of separate also, but I think embarrassment at our age is more anger. We're like at work, if I do something that... But what I'm saying is if I'm at work and I do something that I'm just being stupid and I could have avoided this and it's kind of embarrassing, I'm more just angry at myself than embarrassed. Hack God: No, no, no, no. No no no, I agree with you, no no no no. Don: Nah, you can get embarrassed at any age, bro. You can get embarrassed at any age. Hack God: Yeah. Nah, I think the older you get the less angry. I remember when I had a little brother who I still do, but when he was younger like two or three and let's say if like he was eating cereal and a splitter on himself or tripped and fell or got in trouble and I look at him, he would want to take off on me because he's embarrassed and he saw that saw that. Yeah, watch him say, it's not funny. But no, but. Don: Yeah, the younger you are, the more aggressive you are when you're embarrassed. Fuck you for watching that. Yeah, it's not funny. That's what I'm saying, but and I just think that's just performative, bro. Like you don't need to begin embarrassed for a little. Brev: Mm-hmm. For sure. Hack God: Yeah, and I do feel you, like, I don't care that you're taking pictures, but like, why are you doing that? Like live in the moment. Brev: I don't know. Don: No, no, no. Taking pictures, I take that I retract my statement. I do not mind you taking pictures. I want to I want to relive the moment too. Cause I wasn't there, obviously. I was black the fuck out. Show me what the fuck happened. So I can believe you. Cause now that's my word against yours. I want to see that shit. But my thing is when motherfuckers post that shit. Like I don't want Sally even down the street to see that I be getting fucked up. I'm not embarrassed about it, but I also don't want them to know my cards. Like, come on. Like, what? They're showing me at my lowest. Show me at my highest. And then show me at my lowest or something. Hack God: I don't- Brev: Exactly. MAS: Those are memories, bruh. Brev: Yeah. Matt: Yeah. Hack God: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep. What'd say? What'd you say, Moss? No, that's more than... MAS: That's dirty. That's some shit Josh would do. And I said, that's some shit Josh would do. Brev: Yeah. Don: Nah nah, I was fucked up with this boy and nobody's seen the day of light. I ain't seen no pictures. So there's people you can be fucked up around and there's people you can't be fucked up around. Hack God: No, no. They didn't even rig it up. They didn't even tell you all. Brev: Mm-hmm. Well this I think I think there's I'm trying to think of something. Obviously I don't think any of us are easily embarrassed, but I'm trying to think of like a situation where I for sure would be. Hack God: Yeah. Don: Embarrassed, and that's another thing. You don't don't put yourself in a place where you can get embarrassed. That's your fault. Hack God: That's your fault. Brev: All right, here's what I'm saying, here's what I'm saying. All right. So say is it's game seven of the NBA finals, right? Right. Hack God: Brevin, I get names that happen right now that will get you embarrassed. You for sure can't get embarrassed. I would never do that though. Understand. Brev: So MAS: Uhhhh Matt: Seriously, did we get some bitters? Don: Wait, wait, wait. What were you about to say? Game seven, what? You missed a shot or something? Brev: Game seven is NBA finals, you down you're down one, your teammate gets a steal. Not you, you don't get a steal, your teammate gets a steal, and you leak out though. And so you got an open open layup at the buzzer. And you either miss it, you slip, ball rolls out of bounds, you dribbled off your leg, buzzer goes off, you lose the game. Don: Okay. Mm-hmm. Open eye at the buzzer. Smoke it. Matt: out of everything you just said, this is open layup? That's the most embarrassing of all of those. Yeah, it is. Hack God: No it's not. If I'm in the NBA and I miss a little... Oh man, I'm still a millionaire. Don: I'm not getting embarrassed, bro. Brev: Josh isn't embarrassed about missing layers because he's not good at basketball. Don: I'm not I'm not gonna get embarrassed about that because one I'm on the NBA, I'm on the biggest stage of basketball. How what what do I care about people lesser than me think about what I did on the NBA and the finals on the highest stage of basketball? I can give a fuck what somebody else thought. I'm at it myself. Hack God: You know, you're in the NBA. Of course I'm good. Exactly. In the NBA. Multi-millionaire. Brev: Always saying shit like that. Matt: I what if you're really competitive? What if you're really competitive? Hack God: No, no, no. That doesn't mean you're embarrassed. Yeah, that doesn't mean you're embarrassed. Exactly. Why do you think, hmm, why do you think Donald Trump and a whole bunch of other rich people say crazy shit? Because they don't care. Because they're multimillionaires and billionaires. They don't care. Who are you? You beneath me. You know? Don: I'm really competitive. I'm super competitive. I I'm mad at myself. I'm not embarrassed. I don't care what nobody else thinks. I'm mad at what I think. I'm mad I fucked up. MAS: That's what I'm trying to say. Exactly. Matt: Mmm. Mmm. ⁓ Mmm. Don: They don't care. They don't get embarrassed. They don't give a fuck about what people Matt: Mmm. Okay, so I did mix up embarrassment with being mad. Yeah, frustrated. I would be more frustrated than embarrassed. Yeah, yeah. MAS: Wait, why are you spitting out food, bruh? Don: Being like frustrated, you could be mad at yourself all the time. That's not performative. That's that's what it is. But being embarrassed, because but embar you can only be embarrassed if someone else is watching you. That's literally part of the definition. Like it's and it's a feeling of something happening in front of Hack God: Mm-hmm. Matt: That's true. Brev: But is it really part of the definition? You can't be embarrassed for yourself. MAS: I don't think so. Honestly, that's what I was trying to say is I'd be embarrassed when I'm by myself if I'm if if we're gonna say that No, no, because what I'm saying is right now we were saying that instead of being embarrassed you were saying you'd be mad if you miss that live right you mad at yourself, right? Those are situations that other people can see it's easy to be embarrassed So at work if I do something that I'm that other people could feel embarrassed about and I do it and I'm getting mad at myself And there's no one around I think it's possible Don: Bro, I I'll look at the I'll look at the definition right now. Who you embarrassed up? Who you embarrassed but? Mm-hmm. I just think it's weird. But the the The Duda definition is an uncomfortable emotional state characterized by self consciousness, shame, or awkwardness, typically triggered by social blunder, innocent mistake, or unwanted attention. Brev: I don't know. I feel like MAS: I'm just highly critical of myself, I think is the problem. Brev: But that has nothing that doesn't say anything in front of other people. MAS: there attention attention Hack God: No, it's a death. No, what it's saying is that most of the time it's because... Don: I wanted attention. Social blunder. Brev: That's a typically before it's a typically before that. Not all the time. Typically. Yeah. MAS: Yeah, yeah. Hack God: I know, and that's what we're arguing. You for sure, you for sure for a shape or yourself. Don: How do you feel shame by yourself? MAS: if you're extremely critical of yourself. Brev: Yeah, 'cause like say I do something, say like say like I like I trip on my shoelace when I'm by myself, I'd be like, damn, did I really just do that shit? MAS: Bruh, look at... I can climb... No, I can climb into an attic, get to the top of that attic, and then drop a tool all the way down, no one be in that frickin' room. And then I'm just like, sitting there just like, I really just did that. I really just did that. No, I wouldn't say the words embarrassed, I'm just saying, I'd be angry. Brev: Like I'll be embarrassed for myself like damn, I gotta tighten up, bro. Hack God: No, but brev- brev- Don: You're embarrassed. I wouldn't say the words embarrassed. Matt: Yeah. Hack God: Why are you saying it? They were trying to be an embarrassment. Don: That's what I'm saying. I think you could be you could be sad by yourself. You could be angry by yourself. You could be happy by yourself. You could be horny by yourself. You cannot be embarrassed by yourself. You cannot. MAS: Because we're talking about situations where people can be embarrassed. Hack God: You're agreeing with him. So you're just saying JD, I agree with you with more steps. Yeah, you're saying JD, I agree with you with more steps. So you agree. He said, I wouldn't be embarrassed. So you agree then. Yeah. MAS: But you can't be embarrassed. Okay, I feel you. Don: You will be angry, you will be sad, you will be frustrated. What do you think embarrassed means, Brevin? Explain what embarrassment means to you. Brev: Why can't I be why can't someone be embarrassed by themselves when no one is watching? But that's what I'm saying. Matt: Yeah. Hack God: No, do you feel what you can? No, you can. No, you for sure can. ⁓ MAS: So what's that situation then? Yeah, bruv. What's the situation? Don: ⁓ man, I feel so embarrassed right now. You don't say that when you're by yourself. Like you trip and fall, like, ⁓ shit. I feel so embarrassed. Silly me. That's performative, first of all. Like I said, that's performative as fuck. And two, you're not saying that. You're saying what the fuck? I've come to your shit. What you don't you don't talk to yourself in your mind? Brev: ⁓ my. MAS: Yeah. Matt: Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Hack God: He said, silly me. MAS: silly me gee willikers Brev: I mean you're not talking to myself. I'm not talking about you don't say something to yourself, but you could have a feeling of embarrassment. No, I'm saying you saying out loud, like, ⁓ shit, I'm embarrassed. No, I'm not No, I yeah, I mean you could definitely be like, damn, I can't believe I did that shit and I'm glad that no one was here. But I'm not just like well, go ahead. Hack God: doesn't have the capabilities. Don: That's what you that's what's going on in your head. Like, ⁓ fuck, I'm so embarrassed. That's what you're thinking. MAS: Able, alright hold up. Don: Yes, but MAS: Alright, but look, I got an example. just thought of something. When you're like walking and you trip and then you take that second to look around, you feel that embarrassment in that moment, but until you realize, but look, exactly, that's what I'm, I'm not arguing against it, Josh. I'm not arguing against it. I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. I'm arguing for it. Don: But you're not embarrassed though. Brev: I don't know. Matt: Yeah. ⁓ that's a good one. Hack God: Aha! But why are you looking around? But why are you looking around? Don: Yeah. That's performative. That's performative. That's yeah, yeah. That's added to my point. Doing extra doing anything extra besides continuing what you were doing before is performative. You're looking around to make sure nobody's here. That's fucking performative, bro. Keep going. Who gives a fuck, bro? No one cares unless you stay there and make a scene. Now you're making a whole thing about it. Now I care. Now I'm gonna point at you and laugh. Now your cheeks are all red. Matt: You- MAS: Exactly. And then, yeah. And when no one's there, you're like, I'm good. I'm rolling. I'm rolling. Exactly. Brev: I feel you. No, I I get it. Hack God: I'm good. La la la la la. MAS: All right, it was facts, he was right. Hack God: He was right. Don: That's a performative fuck, bro. Why do you I Brev: No, no. MAS: I don't, honestly, the word performative has kind of makes me confused. That's why I had me confused at first. Yeah, but I get it now. I get it. Hack God: Okay, no, no. Don: No. It's you're putting on performance for others. Hack God: I think- I think- Brev: ⁓ but I was saying you don't you don't have to have others around you to feel embarrassed. That's why I don't Don: Which is weird to Hack God: No, no, he's not saying that. He's saying the reason why you get embarrassed is because you feel others may be around. Don: Yes, which is performance. You're putting on the act for other people. Hack God: Yeah, honestly, like I do you feel like if you mess that but only you know about it, actually small, like you're eating Bites for home and you spills being on your shirt. Are you going to care? Matter of fact, I feel I feel if you were eating NHS us and you split some sauce on your shirt, you'd ⁓ well, keep eating. You know, at least I would. would give a fuck if I spilt food around y'all. Let's say on a date. Matt: Mm. Brev: That's probably happened to you a handful of times. Don: Yeah. Yeah. Matt: I personally, do when I get stains on my shirt, though. I hate that shit. I get it. That's a big pep, even on having stains. I'm not embarrassed here. Don: I'd be pissed too. Well, that's just that's the ruin my shirt. I'm not embarrassed though. Hack God: I'll be put on embarrassed. Yeah. Brev: What the fuck, bro? I don't I don't care if that happens to me in public, bro. Hack God: Yeah. I'm not embarrassed either. MAS: It's a daily occurrence. Don: But you walk around a party and you got a stain on your shirt. So like this is this is your only argument I'll give you, bruh. You go to a party, you know what I mean? You're chilling all night, been like a good ass party. You talk to like seven females, bruh, different types, everything you wanted. And then you get home, you look in the mirror, and then you see, you see a big ass stain on your shirt. Like, ⁓ I talked to all them girls. How long did I have that stain on my shirt? Brev: I don't Matt: and Hack God: Hypothetically, I got your breath, hypothetically. Were looking at it? Damn bro. MAS: see where we're going. Matt: be pissed. Don: Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't think I'll be embarrassed, I'll be pissed. Like, why the fuck am I not? MAS: That's post embarrassment. You're still embarrassed because of what people saw you at the party. Matt: Yeah, I don't... Yeah. Hack God: Definitely is. But then again, that still goes with your point JD, because of other people. Yeah. Matt: Mmm. Don: I don't know. It goes to my point. It's 'cause other people. That's why it's performative. MAS: Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Brev: I know, honestly, I feel like saying that embar being embarrassed Don: I'm not saying you can't be embarrassed. You can definitely be embarrassed. Everyone's been embarrassed before. Hack God: Yeah, yeah, people have shame. MAS: It's Brev: So yeah, exactly. So everyone's been in bed before. But you're just saying you're saying it's performative. So everyone's everyone could be performative at times. Is that what you're saying? AK. I see what you're saying. Don: And humility. Yes, but I'm saying it the act of being embarrassment is performative. It's acting. Everyone is yes, embarrassment is in performance. MAS: Wow. Don: Everyone's gonna be like, fuck, am I being performative when I'm embarrassed now? Brev: Yeah. Am I now I'm just gonna walk around everything I do? Am I was that shit performative, bro? MAS: This shit on some Truman Show shit. Matt: ⁓ huh. Hack God: Yeah, like why do you care? No, cuz like you think about it, but he is right Brev: Fuck. Matt: I know. Brev: Now I'ma feel embarrassed because I think I'm being performative. That's just gonna fuck my mind up. Don: Like why not just get up and walk, bro? Hack God: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, hold on. There are some things you should feel embarrassed for, you know what saying? Yeah, if you do some... MAS: Like you didn't kill the spot. Brev: Yeah. Don: Like other people. Like when you was phones in the bar at said city at said time. I'm not I'm not gonna say anything else, but that was kinda embarrassing for me. I'm I'm joking, I'm joking. I was not tripping. I was not tripping, bro. You weren't either. Hack God: You wanna keep t- Let's talk about that by JD. I'm not gonna lie, was kinda embarrassing for me too. And it wasn't because of the alcohol, it was because it was a long day. It was a- Yeah, he did. No, no, bro. No, it was like, I woke up in the morning, pick up this nigga JD, go to the airport, fucking drop our bags off, immediately start drinking, we went to a fucking basketball game and shit, jet lagging off. Don: And then we pop right back out. MAS: That's worse. That's worse. Matt: And. MAS: I'd rather you be passed out off the liquor than just being sleepy. You can't be sleepy Hack God: Yeah, very- it was it Don: Well, okay, I'll rather you be passed off out the liquor. But then again, he was sleepy, woke up, we went to another bar and it was like a new night. So we can't do that when the liquor's liquor's sleepy. We're gonna have to carry that when they get around. Hack God: Yeah, new night. Yeah. MAS: Power nap. True. No, me? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I get a second win. we get to, yeah, no, we going, we definitely going to. I'm ready. Don: That second win. Hack God: We gon' find out soon. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot going on. Honestly, I feel the only one that's gonna be hanging is myself and JD. Yeah. Don: For New York Hey, how your brothers be drinking? They heavy weights or what? MAS: I said, me and my whole family bro, we're specimens, we don't put poison into our bodies. Don: So no, they're not heavyweights. You said that's what Corbin did. Matt: They're lightweight. Brev: That's performance. MAS: Nah, just kidding. Yeah, nah my older brother he drinks my younger brother If you guys don't think I drink my younger brother don't drink like that But when he does drink just like me like he's not like another lightweight I've asked but that's what I'm saying is I've never actually had a been on a trip like this with my brother So like it's the first time thing for me But like, it'll be lit. It's fucking New York. Don: Sound like lightweight to me. Matt: New York, New York. Hack God: It does. Brev: We're all looking at Moz like, get your drinking up, bro. Don: Beer, bro. Come on, we taking shots and drinking beer. I'm a fucking monster. MAS: I could drink beer like nothing, bruh. Brev: Hold on, bro. MAS: Nah. Hack God: And breath can't... And breath... Breath. I don't know if you changed, but breath. You can't drink. You were a lightweight. You... Yeah. Brev: I can't drink. When when have I ever shown that around you guys? Don: Rev Revan's a lightweight? Matt: and then, ⁓ huh. Hack God: One second, one The hack box and all its members do not condone drunk driving. Please drink and drive responsibly. Don: ⁓ Brev: Please drink and drive, guys. Please drink and drive. MAS: Whoa! Whoa! Don: Ha no way. Please freaking drive this crazy. Hey, shout out to all the people that made a home. Matt: ⁓ yeah, yeah, That wasn't me, I was no... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. It was nothing like that, but... Hack God: No. Brev: Please drink the drive carefully. MAS: I'm begging you Matt: ⁓ yeah. Don: If you won't do it, make it home. Hack God: We do not condone that. We do not condone that. Don: we don't condone drinking and driving. But we do condone, we do condone binge drinking. ⁓ Round of for bench drinking. Round of applause for binge drinking. All the money was out there. We don't condone that lightweight shit. If you gonna get drunk, get drunk. I'm not saying black out, but get comfortable, you know what I mean? Have fun. Hack God: We do not get on drinking and driving or binge drinking. Brev: We do, I about to say, what the fuck were we talking about for the last twenty five minutes, bro? What Hack God: you Brev: Mm-hmm. Hack God: in a safe, in a safe environment at the age of 21 plus. We do not condone drinking illegally. We do not condone giving alcohol to your little nieces and nephews. We do not condone that. 21 plus. I wasn't, I'm looking at the camera. MAS: Why'd you look at me when you said that? Don: It's for the performance. Brev: You said we were doing that, bro. MAS: Why'd you look at me? Matt: So. Don: Yeah, and don't binge ⁓ binge drink, but don't binge drink every single day. We're not alcoholics, but we do like to have fun when we drink. Matt: Mmm. Hack God: Yeah, we're not. Yeah. Brev: Nah, nah, yeah. We just like to see who the biggest degenerate is. Don: We need the hack of the week. Brev: Hey, we the hack of week. Don: We the hack of the week this week. MAS: I got the hack of the week, watch the world cup bro. Watch the world cup, fucking do your homework on the game and understand it. I'm teaching my girl right now. Freaking it's the greatest game ever. Don: Mm. Yeah. Hack God: a blessing. Don: Facts. Yeah, I saw somebody say this on a I don't know what I was watching, but they're Yeah, if you watch the game just by tracking the ball, you're not gonna enjoy soccer. But if you watch the game and watch the and look at the context of it and what's going on and all the it's it's i it's a story to everything, so yeah. Chess is pretty MAS: Yeah. Hack God: Kind of like chess. Matt: ⁓ MAS: It's like basketball basically bro, like you just moving the ball around so you get that open shot, but it's Hack God: on basketball, you just watch the ball and being and I mean, it's worth a ball in basketball. Don: Yeah. You could just watch the ball and basketball and it'd be entertained. Soccer. You gotta think, Moss, 'cause you only score once or twice a game. Brev: ⁓ yeah. MAS: Hey, you guys said it. Hey. Hey, you guys said it. I would love to say that soccer is way more complex than basketball Matt: you Don: Yeah it is a hundred percent. ⁓ yeah. Bigger field, less less scoring, more people, more like more rules. Hack God: 100%, no one's saying it wasn't. Brev: There's more people on the field for sure. Yeah. Yeah. It's a wider field? Yeah. Hack God: But we all know what's the most complex sport. Don: What is? Hack God: You know, football americano. MAS: Baseball. Don: Okay. All right. We got it. It's it's it's hack box. It's out the mud. Yeah. It's out the mud. Yeah. Thanks for sliding on here, Matt. MAS: next episode peace out y'all Brev: Yeah. MAS: Yeah Hack God: That's the way. ⁓ Brev: It's not the mover shop McCans. MAS: Giants, baby. Wrap your team. ⁓ yeah. Hack God: Yeah. Matt: Thanks for having me, Browns. Thank you, thank you, thank you. MAS: special guests Hack God: Thank you especially guys for that.