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Kardashians and Housewives with Celebrity Impressionist Andrea Lopez · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop. I have a fun one in store. Hopefully,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, we haven't done it yet. It's a
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  Speaker 2: first timer. It is impressionist extraordinaire, TikTok star, aka Teresa,
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  Speaker 2: Kristen Cavallari, Kourtney Kardashian, Sonia Morgan, also Andrea Lopez, comedian, podcaster,
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  Speaker 2: and all around pretty cute, nice person. Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Heather. I want to say I am beyond happy.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't even know. And this podcast is going to
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  Speaker 3: be very fun because I'm a longtime. I'm a longtime fan.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a Stan and fellow impressionist. It's just thank you.
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  Speaker 3: This is a big, big deal for me.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I think the first thing I saw,
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  Speaker 2: as you know, I. I love the TikTok. I find
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people on TikTok. I find a lot
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  Speaker 2: of funny people there. And I think the one that
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  Speaker 2: really caught me was your Kristen Cavallari, which we'll get into.
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  Speaker 2: But I first want to get into the one that
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  Speaker 2: I believe made you the star, which is Teresa Giudice
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  Speaker 2: of Real Housewives of New Jersey. And I want to
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  Speaker 2: get into this one. First, tell me a little bit
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  Speaker 2: about Were you a fan of Housewives? Let's first talk
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  Speaker 2: about what is your background of doing impressions, comedy, and
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  Speaker 2: how did you end up here in the Juicy Scoop
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  Speaker 2: in my presence?
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  Speaker 3: Yes. I started in radio. Always wanted to be in
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  Speaker 3: front of a microphone, and I thought it was more
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  Speaker 3: exciting to be in a studio. I would listen to
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  Speaker 3: Ryan Seacrest, and I just love it. So I always
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  Speaker 3: thought that. After school, I went right into radio at
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  Speaker 3: a really small market upstate New York.
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  Speaker 2: Did you go to college?
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  Speaker 3: I went to Syracuse. Oh, you did.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, cool. You seem just like exactly the type. Really?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: What does that mean? In a good way. I know
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  Speaker 2: I have I have a really funny relative who went
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  Speaker 2: to Syracuse. I mean, she didn't pursue comedy, but she's
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  Speaker 2: funny and she's Italian. And she's oh, yeah, she's like,
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  Speaker 2: is that good or no? It was always like, do
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  Speaker 2: you want this or no or no? And I just
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just like that expression or no.
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  Speaker 3: My favorite one is what are you going to do?
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  Speaker 3: All of my friends' moms would be like, oh, my God,
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  Speaker 3: what are you going to do? Listen, you got a DUI?
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  Speaker 3: What are you going to do?
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
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  Speaker 3: What are you going to do? You got to figure
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  Speaker 3: your life out. What are we going to do? I
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  Speaker 3: went to Syracuse because it was a big sports school.
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  Speaker 3: It looked fun. I wanted a really big campus. And
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  Speaker 3: they had a great communications department. And that's really all
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  Speaker 3: I knew. I visited. It was like two degrees. And
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  Speaker 3: I thought, this is where I see myself.
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  Speaker 2: But were you doing comedy of any or acting prior
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  Speaker 2: to going to college?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: Prior to that, I was always doing impersonations that I
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  Speaker 3: did on Instagram. But way back when Instagram still used
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  Speaker 3: sepia filters and, you know, people would space their little,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, 15 years ago, right? And my friend said,
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  Speaker 3: just put it on Instagram. And I thought, who's going
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  Speaker 3: to watch this? So before I even went to Syracuse,
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  Speaker 3: I loved doing impressions. Always a fun thing for me.
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  Speaker 3: I would impersonate my teachers. And then my parents said, well,
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  Speaker 3: you got to get a degree in something. So there's
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  Speaker 3: a degree at Syracuse, television, radio, and film. I thought
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  Speaker 3: that encompasses everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: From top to bottom. I mean, I could choose any
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  Speaker 3: of them. So, you know, I'm still in debt, but
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  Speaker 3: what are you going to do?
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to do? What are you going
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  Speaker 2: to do? Is it a problem or no?
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  Speaker 3: Is it a problem or no? I love the open-ended
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  Speaker 3: questions because you don't have to answer them. You're like,
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  Speaker 3: are you going to solve it or no?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: To be determined. So, yeah. And then from there, I
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  Speaker 3: worked in radio and always did impressions on the side
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  Speaker 3: and always had an Instagram that was dedicated to voices.
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  Speaker 3: And I really just pick people. You know, Bravo Housewives
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  Speaker 3: has really created... This cast, as you know, of absolute
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  Speaker 3: absurd women with catchphrases. And that's what I go to
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  Speaker 3: when I make an impression. I think about what are
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  Speaker 3: the funniest things that these people say? Kristen Cavallari, perfect example.
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  Speaker 2: Teresa.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you don't even need.
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  Speaker 2: So how long have you been doing Teresa for?
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  Speaker 3: I started her at the beginning of the pandemic. And
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even watch most Bravo Housewives. I watched Roni
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  Speaker 3: and Jersey.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I really, your Teresa is, I think the, I've
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  Speaker 2: never seen anything that's come close to Teresa. That is
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  Speaker 2: that good.
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  Speaker 3: I have watched people and let me say, I'll just
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  Speaker 3: say this.
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  Speaker 2: It also helps too, that you have a similar physical
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  Speaker 2: look to her. I think that helps too. Like when I,
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  Speaker 2: my Drew Barrymore and you know, is because I, I
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  Speaker 2: sort of look like her sort of. So it helps
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  Speaker 2: like where your face sort of changes. Then you start
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  Speaker 2: to look like the person a little bit. Yeah, completely.
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  Speaker 3: I agree. Yeah. With Teresa, uh, I watched back my
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  Speaker 3: old tapes, horrendous impression. I was all over the place
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  Speaker 3: with the impression, but it grows. Impressions grow. You know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean? So now that I've been doing her
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  Speaker 3: for three years, I've really honed in on it. And
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  Speaker 3: I've tried other ones. I did, you know, Teresa probably
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  Speaker 3: has the most voice that you could copy, but I
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  Speaker 3: tried the other housewives and I just, I really was like, okay, no,
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  Speaker 3: I got the money with Teresa. Right.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the thing too. It's like sometimes I'll,
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  Speaker 2: have you ever been like on a show and one time,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't do that many. And then there's
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  Speaker 2: some that will come. And sometimes all of a sudden
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  Speaker 2: I'll just be talking about a topic and I'll realize, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I can do that person. Like I didn't even try.
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  Speaker 2: For me, I don't like sit down and like go,
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  Speaker 2: today I'm going to try to do this person. But
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  Speaker 2: some people do and that's cool, especially if you're like
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  Speaker 2: on an SNL or something. But I've done like morning
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  Speaker 2: radio and I didn't realize that somebody like, wrote weird
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  Speaker 2: shit in my Wikipedia. And I remember being there and
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  Speaker 2: they're like, you do impressions, let's see Bill Clinton. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what? I don't see Bill Clinton. And they're like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: Donald Duck. And I'm like, where the fuck are you
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  Speaker 2: getting this? Excuse you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And so, so it's like, I, I agree. Like I
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  Speaker 2: could do a bunch of housewives, but then there's some that,
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  Speaker 2: there's some that I, you know, didn't really try to
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  Speaker 2: do and have no desire to tackle. It just like,
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  Speaker 2: And then I see somebody else does that person pretty well.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, good. You do the Heather Dubrow girl, like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, whatever. Okay. So now I know the story
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  Speaker 2: because I saw you at the, was it the first
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  Speaker 2: BravoCon or the second? The second BravoCon.
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  Speaker 3: The second one.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. In New York. You went as Teresa with the
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  Speaker 2: high hair. And the crown. And that's really was so
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  Speaker 2: smart because you got your ass in there. You bought
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  Speaker 2: a ticket.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And then you asked a question.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And so they got to see your talent.
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  Speaker 3: And she had followed me with Louie. And I knew
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  Speaker 3: that because Louie had liked a couple of the posts.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like, you know what? If I just go,
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  Speaker 3: somebody is going to get a picture of me. Somebody
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  Speaker 3: is going to cover it. Somehow it'll get to Teresa.
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  Speaker 3: But it went way better than I actually anticipated when
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  Speaker 3: they got me up to ask a question. And I
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  Speaker 3: think my question was so stupid. It was like, if
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  Speaker 3: you had a son, what would you name the son?
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  Speaker 2: Stupid.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, well, I already have sons. Louis' sons. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: my God. That was the dumbest question. But thankfully, it
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  Speaker 3: ended up, you know, her people contacted my agents and
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  Speaker 3: we were able to get me on one of her shows.
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  Speaker 3: So it did work.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: It did end up working.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 2: I love that you did a video where you went
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  Speaker 2: looking at Christmas lights as Teresa. I think that's really,
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  Speaker 2: really a fun thing to do when you do. impressions
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  Speaker 2: to constantly reinvent it. And I do think that, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not the only person that does Drew Barrymore. Jennifer Aniston,
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  Speaker 2: I do kind of feel like I was probably like
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  Speaker 2: one of the first people that did her because it's
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  Speaker 2: just one of those ones kind of like a Christian
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  Speaker 2: Cavallari where not until you see somebody else do it
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  Speaker 2: that you're like, oh, there is those weird quirky things.
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  Speaker 2: Like sometimes people will copy your impression. Yes. You know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean? They're not really even Trying to do Teresa.
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  Speaker 2: They're learning the ins and outs from watching another impression. Right.
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  Speaker 2: And which is– there's nothing wrong with that. I mean
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  Speaker 2: I think I've heard like Dana Carvey say that, that
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  Speaker 2: that's the way he would do people is that like
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  Speaker 2: he'd see somebody else do it and be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: they do say that all the time or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And like one of the things I do when I
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  Speaker 2: do Dorit, I don't know, it just started as I
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  Speaker 2: always say, mind you. So she'd be like– Phoenix and Jagger,
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  Speaker 2: do you want lunch, mind you? Like, it makes no sense.
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  Speaker 2: And I just always... But, like, sometimes you have to
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  Speaker 2: say those couple words to get you in the mood. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I had a horrible year with PTSD. And PK doesn't
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  Speaker 2: really seem to think that it's real. He thinks that
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  Speaker 2: I'm exaggerating or whatnot. And then my best friend, Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: is with Morgan Wade all the time. And talking about scissoring,
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  Speaker 2: mind you, I.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just there to support Kyle. And then her voice
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  Speaker 2: has changed. It's gotten a little less English.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: She's been going off and on for a while.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a little, but it is the same type
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  Speaker 2: of thing. And so it's like I like that you,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I think the best impressionists I really like
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  Speaker 2: are ones that also are comedic and creative. And they
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  Speaker 2: really have, maybe it's not the most perfect impressionist. though
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  Speaker 2: I think yours are. It's that they know the point
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  Speaker 2: of view.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Of what, so you put Teresa in this situation, how
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  Speaker 2: would she react? So in looking at the Christmas lights,
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  Speaker 2: it was like amazing. So I'm going to give you
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  Speaker 2: a big story that came out yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Joe Gorga, her brother. First we'll talk about it as us,
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  Speaker 2: and then I want to hear. But Joe Gorga is
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  Speaker 2: her brother, and they've been estranged now for a couple years.
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  Speaker 2: We don't know what the season's going to hold. However,
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  Speaker 2: I've heard they really don't even film together, Joe, Melissa.
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  Speaker 2: It's like two different casts. And his son, and their
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  Speaker 2: kids are all delights, wrestles. And he got upset with
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  Speaker 2: the wrestling. However, in reading the comments, some people are like, no.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently the kid that was wrestling his son was doing
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  Speaker 2: something wrong or something. I don't know. But you never
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  Speaker 2: want to be the parent that gets thrown out of
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  Speaker 2: the school gym, which is what happened to Joe Gorga.
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  Speaker 2: And so, Teresa, you're just, you know, just minding your
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  Speaker 2: own business and you just found out. And I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to ask you, Teresa, what is going on with your
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  Speaker 2: brother Joe?
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  Speaker 3: Look. I don't really like keep up with him. Like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, we don't talk or whatever, but he's got like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, anger issues. Like you guys know, like when
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  Speaker 3: I was away, I was working on that stuff. And
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  Speaker 3: now I'm like doing yoga, like namaste. So maybe you
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  Speaker 3: should like, you know, start doing that. Cause that's like embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I always thought it was so weird, Teresa, when
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  Speaker 2: I never understood why when you went to, that might've
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  Speaker 2: been this boy's christening. I'm not even sure. You showed
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  Speaker 2: up being nice and you just wanted to congratulate him
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  Speaker 2: at the beautiful christening. And he he said, like, get away.
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  Speaker 2: And what was that all about? What was going on?
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  Speaker 2: What do you think?
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  Speaker 3: This is like the perception or like, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: where there's smoke, there's fire. Is that what they say? Like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm always right. I always come in. I want peace.
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  Speaker 3: I'm always like walking in like, what's going on? I
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  Speaker 3: just want everything to be like happy. And then, like,
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  Speaker 3: he's always starting the dramas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like, they start in fights and stuff. And, like, Joe,
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  Speaker 3: my ex-husband, like, they started going at it. And I'm like, look,
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  Speaker 3: I just came to support Jesus, baptize my nephew, and
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  Speaker 3: then they starting it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember there was also a time that you
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  Speaker 2: guys were, like, at some retreat. And the brother and
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  Speaker 2: your ex, Joe, got in a fight with your brother, Joe.
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  Speaker 2: And then there was a lot of black people. I
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  Speaker 2: feel like he was using the spray to get rid
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  Speaker 2: of the gray before people knew what that was. Do
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  Speaker 2: you remember that? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, like there was some stuff on the walls.
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  Speaker 3: Like we was like, what is that? It's like, but
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  Speaker 3: you know, production, they was cleaning it up. But I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh my God, look, Joe. Yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: they both are like little tiny Italian men going bald.
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  Speaker 3: So like, you know, they need all the help they
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  Speaker 3: can get. But yeah, I mean, it was embarrassing, but.
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  Speaker 2: And how is everything with you and Melissa? Do you
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  Speaker 2: talk to Melissa at all?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: She's in my rear view. Like, I don't talk to her.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what she's up to. Like, I hope
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  Speaker 3: her the best, but we don't do nothing. Like, no.
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  Speaker 2: And what about what's going on? With Louie. I saw
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  Speaker 2: that Louie and you guys all went to the Bahamas
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  Speaker 2: and Louie and your ex Joe are very good friends,
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  Speaker 2: which is so nice for the daughters.
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  Speaker 3: It's so nice. Yeah. Louie's all about blended families. He's
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  Speaker 3: always like, Teresa, I want to know Joe. Like I
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  Speaker 3: want Joe to be there. And we was taking a picture.
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  Speaker 3: You know what's so funny? We was taking a picture
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  Speaker 3: and I was looking at Joe and then Louie's like
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  Speaker 3: up here and I'm like so much taller than Joe.
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  Speaker 2: You just realized that now after being married to him
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  Speaker 2: for 20 years?
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  Speaker 3: Seeing him again, I was like, oh, my God. Like,
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  Speaker 3: you're so tiny. Like, how do we do that all
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  Speaker 3: these years? Remember? And he would talk shit about me.
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  Speaker 3: He'd be like, that's my bitch wife. Oh, like in Napa.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In Napa.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I watched those clips back, and I'm like, I'm hurt. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I wish I had seen myself as this tall, like,
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  Speaker 3: beautiful lady and told Joe off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Why? Well, okay, now we're getting, I want you to
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  Speaker 2: come back to Jason, but I do want to tell
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  Speaker 2: you something, Tracy. So I did hang out with them
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  Speaker 2: in St. Barts as a couple.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they could not have been nicer and more fun,
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  Speaker 2: and he could not have been more into her in
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  Speaker 2: a very genuine way. But one thing she did say was,
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  Speaker 2: I said something like, how are the girls? And she's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: they're with Joe now in the Bahamas or whatever, because
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  Speaker 2: this was like maybe spring break last year. And she goes,
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  Speaker 2: look what they said, because they know I love pictures. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I just like, that's exactly like, and they'd sent
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  Speaker 2: all these pictures of them like looking beautiful and going out,
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  Speaker 2: which they're all beautiful. And I just was, she's like,
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  Speaker 2: cause they know I like her.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: It's just, this is why we love her. It's the
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: simplest things. It's what everybody's thinking, but Teresa actually says it.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: She's like, and like, look, they know I love pictures.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: So they sent it cause they look good and pretty.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: And you're like, Thank you for saying exactly what it is.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now I'm gonna do Drew Barrymore and I'm
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: gonna ask you some other questions, okay? Yes. And because
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: of this, the way the studio, I would crawl inside
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: your vagina.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, please do, yeah.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: But it's gonna be a little hard with the technical
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: stuff here. So just imagine if I was this close
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: to your spray tan, okay? Teresa, you are such a
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: pillar of strength. I mean, when you came home from
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: that scene After being away, I'm going to say away
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: because that is what you said. And I got chills
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: when your girls ran up to you and hugged you.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: I think that was just what made the world realize
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: this is a true mother. And now that your daughters
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: are fashion models and clothing, do you think you guys
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: are going to be the next Kardashians?
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Drew. I think we're just like a really
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: strong family and we've been through a lot. And that's
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: why being on this show is good because we get
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: to show that, you know? And like, I think that
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: we're stronger than the Kardashian, but like, I love them.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: They're a great family. Like, oh my God, love, love,
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: love you guys. But listen, we're like real. Like we've
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: been through some stuff, you know?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Yes. I just think it's so surreal that, That you're
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: a mother and I'm a mother. And I haven't had
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: sex in 11 and a half years. And I am
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: so inspired by you and the new husband and the
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: fact that you guys seem to be really sexual. Yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Drew, Drew, you got to get back in the game.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: You got to open those legs, girl.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I just want to get under the covers and watch
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Netflix seriously. I know, I'm scared.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: The amount of cobwebs and spiders you got crawling up
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: your legs, you got to dust them off. You got
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: to get the bats out of the cave.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: You're a lioness.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: You got to roar. You got to get back out there.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: That thing's not going to work after a while.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Will you inspire me? And I believe that the universe
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: is going to bring me my own Louis. And I'm
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: just going to have positive thoughts. Yes, bro. Okay.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: You just got, you got to put it out there.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: You got it. Namaste. I do a lot of meditation.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: So just be like, I'm going to get some D. Like,
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: just keep saying that mantra.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I need to secret a big penis.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Do I need to go to Michael's and put a
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: vision board together of just big dicks?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You can get those styrofoam things, start hanging them
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: up and stuff. Like, my daughters used to do these
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: science experiments with, like, big planets. That's what you need
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: to get. Yeah. And just, like, put them around. Get
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: knocked in the face by them sometimes.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I love the way you say daughters as her. How
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: many daughters do you have?
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Four daughters.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: And you know what?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: People are so funny. They will be in the comments
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: being like, you didn't say daughters that time. And I'm like,
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: hold me accountable. Thank you. Daughters. It's got to be D-O-R.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Daughters. I remember it was like whatever I am. And
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to do an Australian accent. But if
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I had to do an Australian accent, I have to
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: say weird because it's really weird. Like, weird. Like, then
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: that's how you kind of get into it. Like, there's
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: certain words that maybe will get you into the character more.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I call them gateway words. Yeah. With Teresa, it's daughters. Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: How you just did Dorit, mind you. It's these things.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: And then love, love, love, Louis, babe. Then you go
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: up on babe. You got to go, babe. And I
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: wish I had a raspy voice. I don't. I would
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: love that.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: But I guess I wouldn't be able to do as
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: many impressions with a raspy voice. But with Teresa, she
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: has this like little raspy when she goes up. Babe,
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: like we're doing this. Like when she went to Switzerland.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When I was hanging out with Louis, like he was,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: he's very genuine.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: He's very genuine. And he's like very excited about my
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: talent and your talent. I think it's very genuine.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: And so the first time we hung out, he's like, so.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: what do you, come on, what'd you think of her hair?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Like the first thing he said. And he goes, it's
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: pretty crazy, right? And I go, well, I love the
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: way they edited you looking at it. Like they really
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: caught you being like, and I go, this is what
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I think happened. I said it to Teresa. I think
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: you said, I want it like kind of high and
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: full and you trusted the hair and makeup people. And
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: you sat back and were on your phone while they
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: put it in your head. And then it was too late.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: And she's like, that's exactly what happened. And then you
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: just went with it because it was still the happiest
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: day of your life. And in the end, you know,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: God does protect her because if it was just a
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: normal do... Nobody would have talked about it. It wouldn't
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: have been this iconic thing. And I love that it
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: wasn't really her intention to have it like that. But
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: it was so big. And the 11,000 bobby boots. But
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: it's like, again, it all worked out. Things work out
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: for her.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: She's a walking meme. She's a walking meme. Just wherever
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: she goes, publicity and, like, people just love talking about her. Because, yeah,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: who has 11,000 bobby pins in their hair for their wedding?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, there was a million articles written about that.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Right, exactly.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, I, like, remember when all the photos started
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: coming through. And I was like, if you were to
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: write a movie, this is what would be in it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: You know, like it was almost like, I can't even
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: believe this is real. It's freaking amazing.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: That she delivers. I've been able to talk to her
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: team and they're just like, no, we just, we don't
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: even prep Teresa. We just let Teresa be Teresa. That's
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: what she does. And I go, she's meant to be
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: a star.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. But yeah. And Louie is just the biggest supporter.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Cause even after we did a show, they actually invited
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: me out to dinner and it was so nice and
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: you know, Teresa was like, I gotta go. I gotta
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: go take a bath. Her big thing is baths. And
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: she was like, all right, I'm tired. I gotta go.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Does she feel like Meredith Marks of, of, of real
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: house of assault, like has stepped on her, um, like
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: baths say bath is my thing. What's this bitch doing?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Bathtubs are my thing. Like, hello, I do bubbles. Like
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: what are these? Who's Meredith coming out with these rumors? Like, hello,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I started the bathtubs. Like it's ridiculous. Like, The fact
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: that these women choose their things to be theirs.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, candles is my thing.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Candles is my thing. Bat tubs are my thing. It's
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: so funny that now, Meredith, but they both, I think,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: do require a bathtub in their hotel rooms.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Good for them.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: I get kind of weirded out. So do you.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: You know what? I one time saw, and it was
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: like an old actress or something. It was like, her
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: name was Carol Alter or something. And I saw something
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: where she said she went and like, like put alcohol
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: or something and like lit a flame to disinfect her.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: the tub. Yeah. And ever since I saw that, I
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: didn't really want to take a bath in the hotels.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Even the nicest of the hotels. Or if I do,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I like literally do wash it out before I get
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: in it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I do too. Or I lay a towel down because
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I'm just thinking, do the, do the, the, the, the,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: the services in the hotel, do they actually clean it?
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: We haven't, we have no idea.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Especially after COVID when it was just like ever, all
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: the housekeeping was just gone. You're like, Oh, I'm here
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: for four days. Really? Nobody's going to come by?
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Thanks to salt burn, I now know what people do
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: in bathtubs. I had no clue. I have the cleanest.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: My mind does not go to the gutter, Heather. It doesn't.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: And when I saw that, I go, and this is
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: why we don't get in the tubs.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: The salt burn. Oh, my God. I'm going to say
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: it for the third show. That guy looked so fucking
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: old to pay a 20-year-old. Forget about that he was
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: sucking up cum and dub moisturizing cream from the drain.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Forget about the period scene. Forget about the grave scene.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I just couldn't handle that they didn't, like at least
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: if you wanted, this is what they should have done.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: If they wanted for the part, he's only like 31.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: He's not that old. He just looks really old. They
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: should have just gave him the Botox then or did
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: the scenes where he's 31 at the end do that first?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: then give him some Botox to make him look younger
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: for the 20 year old scenes.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I agree with you because how are we supposed to
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: believe he's in high school at like a boarding school?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: But the fact that I'm the only one talking about it,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I guess it wasn't a big deal.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I guess his height difference. I think they thought that
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: was going to save him. They're like, it's okay. He's
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: half the height of Jacob. And so in our minds,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: we think he's tiny, but no, we can see right
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: through that.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Your home changes over time. The kitchen gets louder, the
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: mornings get busier, and suddenly you're wondering, is it time
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: for more space?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: A better layout?
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Somewhere close to great schools or near the sea? On daft.ie,
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• 24:42
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: filed against me. When your free will was about to
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: be taken from you, what would you do if it
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: was given back?
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: I need a home dad.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Um, okay. So here's my Drew. She was crying today.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I just want to say, because she was like, I'm just,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: and I do kind of appreciate that. I just was
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: going to go to yoga and I turned on my
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: TV and it's the wedding singer and Adam, we made
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: such a beautiful film and I'm not going to go
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: to yoga. I'm going to go to the later one.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Cause I'm going to sit here and watch the art
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: that we made. And it's just, I love her. I
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: love her. I think she, I think her talk show
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: is fantastic. Again, I think the fact that she invades
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: their space is smart. Oh my God. Because it's like
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: everybody talks about it and now it's her thing. And
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I do think it's authentic to her. She is that
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: hippy dippy, let me get close. And she is so
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: close to Ross Matthews. He's a really good friend of mine.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: He's like the regular co-host. And we were hanging out
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: in La Quinta together and having lunch. And their friendship
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: and her love for him is so real and so authentic.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I go, look, I'd love to come
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: on the show. I go, I know I'm one of
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: like 10 people that do her. And I feel like
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: she wants to choose the younger girl. You know what
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I mean? What's her name? Chloe from SNL is amazing.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, I get like, I remember one time.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I know. I did this thing, ghost stories, celebrity ghost stories.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: And I basically exaggerated a ghost story to get $ 6, 000 because.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I heard $ 6, 000.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's half a year at Catholic school
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: for one of my three kids.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: So we're doing it.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: We're doing it. And I talked to my friend that
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: was into ghosts and she told me how to exaggerate
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: the story. But I did think there was some connection
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: to it in that I did have a really weird
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: dream where I felt like there was a ghost in
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: my bed kind of hitting on me in my sleep.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: And the next day my agent goes, have you ever
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: had a ghost experience? So I do feel like the universe,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I'm very much into like God in the universe. And like,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I do feel like Jesus loves me a lot and
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: stuff really works in my favor. So I was like,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: this is meant to be. But then I had to
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: exaggerate some of the things. Like the air was all
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: of a sudden it was cold and whatever, you know,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: because my friend said that Ghosts like to fuck with
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: the thermostat or whatever.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: So I thought it was their cold energy. Like they
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: were dead. They fuck with the thermostat?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe I just thought they fucked with the thermostat.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I'm imagining the ghosts like going... No, you're right. You're right.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: It's probably that their deadness makes it cold.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I grew up in a very old townhouse. It's for
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: sure haunted. Like six generations of my family live there.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: So that's why... Regardless of whether it's haunted or not,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: the only thing I know is it gets cold.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: And sometimes you can't move. But.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: And so then I had to tell the story of
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: how it happened. It happened in this hotel room called
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: the London in New York. And in my story, I said, oh,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I do a lot of standup and I travel and
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I always organize all my makeup and I kept losing
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: this lip liner. So apparently the ghost that wanted to
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: rape me was also into wearing makeup. I don't know.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: And had hairy arms because the hairy arm part, that
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: part I remember from the dream was, But then I
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: did keep losing my lip liner, but it's because I'm disorganized.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: But I said it was because the ghost was taking it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so I watched the redo of it and I
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: had to be very serious. So I'm like, and my
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: husband was laughing so hard because he never saw me
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: on TV like being serious. And I was like, and
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: then it just got really cold. He was like, what
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: is this? I'm like, it's called $ 6, 000. Okay, so, but
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: they show this girl going to go do the stand-up,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: who's just a brunette, younger version of me. But I
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: was like, that's who you hired? I'm like, wait a minute. Like,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, was Adrena Patrick, like, not available at the time? Like,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I'm imagining other cute brunettes that I think resemble my
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: cuteness more.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: They should have run it by you, though, the people
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: they were casting.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: You have to approve of that, right? No! No, there's
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: no approval in that. And I was just like, oh, okay.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: So I totally get, like, Now, have you ever done
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: someone and you meet the person and they're not so pleased?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: In your whole life, not even like recently.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: In my whole life, no. But then again, the people
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: that I have met, it's been through. They appreciated it
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: and they asked to meet or we organized something to meet.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: And I'm pretty good at not doing... Teresa, honestly, the
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: first time she met me, she's like, do you like
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: me or hate me?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: She needed to know.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: She needed to know.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: To know where she stood. Right.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: And so, of course, I truly do love Teresa. And
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: she knows why she's funny. Yeah. Because she just states
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: the obvious. So I think that was the only one
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: that approached me when I met her.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: I think she's a little, in meeting her too, I
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: think she's like a little, she's a little standoffish.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Right, she just wants to make sure you're not using her.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. I think after everything she's been through, she's
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: a little slow to trust, but she'll be polite and sweet.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: But she's like a little slow to like, all right,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: let's fucking talk. You know what I mean? Like, I
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: think that would take a longer time to get to
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: her guard to be down.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Now, Louis, on the other hand, he's inviting us over
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: for dinner, for mozzarella parties. He's like, come on over,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: we'll talk, we'll talk, media, we'll talk. And Teresa's like,
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: all right, babe, let's go.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Right, exactly.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: We'll get back to them later. Like, You know, so
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: I think Louie's just, yeah, exactly what you said. Teresa's
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: been through a little bit more than Louie in terms
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: of the loss of friendships and.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: And trust.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: And trust.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes. Definitely. And so, you know, so my story,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: and I've told it before, the one and only time
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: someone was mad at me is I was at Kim
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Kardashian's wedding to Chris Humphries. And I was three shards.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you for the rumbauer. Three shards to the wind.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Feeling the love, feeling the fun. And Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: and Allie Lohan were all there.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: And at that time, we were doing a parody, sketch
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: parody of their reality show, which featured not Lindsay, but
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: it featured Allie, the younger brother Cody, and Dina, and
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: the grandma. And Guy Branum, who's going to be on
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: the show next week, he played the grandma. And Chelsea,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: of course, with Dina. Yes. And then I was Allie,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: who was like 13 at the time. And then this
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: other guy, Brad Wallach, was the redheaded boy that was
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: like 11. And we really made these crazy, stupid sketches.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: And no one was watching the show except people that
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: were watching E! So then it made sense for us
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: to be. But anyway, I went up to her. And
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: that's time now. She's maybe 15. She's tall, skinny, gorgeous.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: And I was like, Allie, it's Heather MacDonald. I do
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: an impression of you. And because she's 15 and I
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: don't think she got it, she was like really mad
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: more about the impression of her brother, like her little brother. Oh, okay.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: And she was kind of like, what you guys do
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: is so mean and da-da-da-da. And then I was just
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: like schooling her. And I'm like, well, you chose to
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: be on a reality show. And my job is to
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: make fun of reality personalities. But I was nice to them.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, but you're beautiful and you're smart. And
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I only do people I'm intrigued by and I find
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: you super intriguing. Years later, they're staying at Jill Zarin's house. Oh,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: my God. Lindsay and Allie. And I don't think they
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: ever remembered.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: In the Hamptons?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And we were hanging out and they were being
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: very nice. And I honestly don't think they ever even,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I think that it was such a small blip in
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: their life.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: This one season weird show that no one watched. And
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: the fact that we made fun of it and the
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: fact that I went up to her. So I never
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: brought it up, but I'm like bummed I didn't because
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I'd be like.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: It'd be a funny little.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. At that time now she was like, you know,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: 19 or 20 or something. Right. And like modeling and
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: this and that. But like, yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: You were schooling a 15-year-old, basically.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: And I shouldn't have done that.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Remember when I schooled you and I told you what
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: a job is of an impressionist?
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just remember my friend was like, and she goes,
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I tried to stop you, Heather, but you were three shards.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, she'll love it. Okay, now, Kristen Cavallari,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: like I said, was one that when I saw you
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: do that, I was like, that was one where I'm like, oh,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: my God, she does have a very distinct way of
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: talking you with blonde hair really look like her.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Um, you know, it's a stretch, but.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: No, but you do kind of look like her when
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: you put on the wig.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Um, it's a good Amazon wig.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to make you bring
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: on the wigs because I don't think you need to
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: do it. It's like, I think, you know, I used
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: to do that with all the wigs too. And then
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh, you don't really have to. Okay. So
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: it's true. So, um, when did you first realize there's
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: something really fun about the way she talks?
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Years ago, I always loved her. Even when she was,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: you know, when her car broke down and she said, Dunzo.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: And I thought that was the funniest little catchphrase. I'm like,
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Your car is dunzo.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Was that when she was on the show?
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: This was back on Laguna Beach. This was like years
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: and years and years. And her car had broken down
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: and she called her dad. And she was like, Dad,
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: what am I supposed to do?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Call people A?
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck, my car is dunzo. And it's like
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: some Toyota RAV whatever, like a beat-up truck. And I
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: always love that these wealthy kids have these beat-up trucks
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: as if their parents are trying to teach them a lesson.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Which, by the way, salt burned.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Remember when he goes to visit the parents to find
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: out that the parents aren't dead?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, really? You live in a castle and
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: you're driving like an unwashed 1982 truck. What is that?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Is that a new flex that super rich kids need
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: to do is to have one shitty car and then
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: one nice one, like have a Tesla and then have
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: one like old farty one?
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Right, and they take that old farty one around when
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: it's just, you know, running errands or whatever.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting, okay.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: But I don't know. In my mind, that's what I
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: was thinking because they always have that token shitty car.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: And you're like, please, I'm still driving my Jeep 2011
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Compass with the gash on the side. Self-inflicted.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: And I'm still driving it. And it's not a flex.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: It's not a rich person flex.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: But now I feel better that she was driving a
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: beat-up old Toyota. So I thought she was always a character.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: And I never really did her until she started. She did.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Her own show then.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Her own show. Right.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: With the now ex-husband.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: With the now J. J. And then she started saying
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: J funny. And I thought, okay. I'm enjoying this too much.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I've got to recreate. Let's hear a little bit from
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: that show.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: When someone did not show up to work the store
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: on Common James.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: It's like complete disrespect. It's like, I'm showing up every day.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: I'm like in my warehouse. Like I've got Uncommon James
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: on right now. These are the Laguna Biatch set. You
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: guys can see them.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: It's just like, hello. Like I work harder than all
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: of my employees and it's just like, get your ass
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: to work. Get up and work. So.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So when you, what is amazing is now she
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: has a podcast, which she does well with. And I mean,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: just the plethora of content for you, because even when
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: you did the impression on your TikTok, you did a
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: shirt like this. You did a skim shirt. Right. And
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: one of the things that she got news was in
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: the news for recently was her opinion of It doesn't
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: matter if you bone on the first date or the third,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: if it's meant to be, if it's, it's meant to be,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: and if it's not meant to be, you might as
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: well know now than waste any time. And a lot
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: of people felt you're wrong about that. You know, you should,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: you know, not have. So now I'm going to interview
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: you just as me. And I'm going to, I'm going
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: to just, as an old virgin, I'm going to challenge
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: you on this. So Kristen, like I totally get it.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: It's a new era. It's a new group of people. Um,
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I did not screw like that. Do you feel like
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: it's because your age group grew up with Sex and
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: the City and they were fucking so many people that
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: maybe that's why you feel like everyone should bone the
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: minute they meet someone or not?
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just speaking from experience. I am a divorcee.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: I've been through the bullshit, and I'm just, like, done
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: with pretending. You're either in it or you're not. If
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: he doesn't text you back, match that energy.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Like, match up.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Like, if he's ghosting you, ghost his ass. Like, it's, like,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: not that hard, you know?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: And so where do you meet guys right now? Are
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: you on Raya? Are you being set up by your agent?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: The fact that people are, like, literally on Raya trying
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: to find some dick is, like, what are you doing?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: It's embarrassing for you. No, I used Raya, but I
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: was like the webs were getting too caught up. You
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like somebody knew somebody and I
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: was just like, I cannot be with this. So it's
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: like friends of a friends. Justin sets me up sometimes.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I'm a busy mom, though. I barely have time to
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: like shave my hoo-ha. So like I just I meet
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: them out, you know, coffee.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Now you dated a comedian that I know, Jeff Dye.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: And what was the story? At first, I didn't even
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: know if it was real. And it seemed like a
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: weird pairing. Like, what is the story behind? How did
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: you end up dating this guy?
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, Jay, my ex, was like a piece of toast.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: So I appreciate it when somebody can make me laugh.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: You know, like if somebody can make me laugh, I'm like, OK,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: let's bone. So Jeff came out of the fricking woodworks
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: and I was in LA for work and he was like,
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: let's meet up for coffee. I was like, okay. He
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: showed up like an hour late and he was like
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: giving me all this story. Like he got a DUI.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I didn't.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: He got a DUI on the way to the coffee?
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Supposedly it was late, the night before. Oh. And that's
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: why he was so late, because he slept through his alarm.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: What a dingle. What are people doing? I'm a mother
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: of three, and this guy's getting a DUI? It's just
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: the caliber of men.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: But then you continued to date him for a while?
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: No. So then I was like, you're embarrassing. I don't
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: want to see you. And then I didn't even say
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: his name, but it came out. He outed himself.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: So you talked about it on an episode that you
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: dated a guy that had a DUI. And then he
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: was like, why is she telling the story about me?
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: And do you think he was doing that to get
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: himself in the press and jump on your clout coat? Probably.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Like, people are always trying to use me. And I
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: was like, Jeff, you're being so dumb. Like, I didn't
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: even say your name. But thanks for giving me publicity. Like,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: I got, like, free press.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: So it kind of helped me, you know?
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So and where do you stand now with the dudes?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, I go on a couple of dates here
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: and there. But again, I am not thirsty. I am
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: not looking for men. And if they just happen to
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: come upon me and I'm like, you're funny, you're cute. OK,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: like I'll talk to you.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: So you're not looking to get married or have any
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: more kids?
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: No, I am not looking. I'm just like sick and
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: tired of like the dating games. Like I just want
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: to be real. If you text me, I'll go on
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: a date.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: If not. Would you ever consider dating a woman like
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Kyle and Morgan Wade?
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not into it. I like a really tall, that
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: muscular vibe. And it's just like, I mean, you know,
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: you never know, right?
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to say that you don't.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: You don't want to close off that door so soon.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: You really never know. It is kind of like the
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: vibe right now.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: It's very in. Well, if things ever get slow for you,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: like as far as press wise. Exactly. And you don't
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: want to bring up Jeff Dye again.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: I may just have to like start a little drama
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: with a woman. But who would you choose on the set,
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: on the cast of The Hills?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, for me to be with a woman?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Well, obviously Audrina Patridge because I feel like, I like
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: when couples look alike and I think that we could look,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: that she looks the most like me only because we
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: have similar hair. But that I, I love when same-sex
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: couples look like each other for real.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I, I mean, are they sisters or are they dating? Yeah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, there was so many times where, especially being
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: in LA where I just assumed that this was a
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: two gay guys that were in love and there was
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: an age difference and it turned out they were father
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: and son. It's happened more than once.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I literally, yes.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: And so I, it's happened more than once. And so we, um,
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: my son golfs this, uh, now I'm just being me,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: my son golfs and, um, And he's like, mom, tell
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: me what it's what it's like to do how you
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: how you and dad used to get, you know, free trips.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: And we'd have to listen to the timeshare presentation. Oh,
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: my God. You know, and I go, well, we would
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: do it so that your dad could like golf for free,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: you know, because we'd listen to the whole thing. And
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: then I have to come up with an excuse of
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: why we're not going to buy him. I have so
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: much guilt about the person wasting their time. And I
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: just couldn't even take it. And finally, I was like,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: how many stand-up shows do I have to do before
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: we can just not go to this? And so then
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: my son, as he got older, he was like, can
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I go as dad's husband? Because they'd have the same name.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: And then he because he wanted to see what it
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: was like. And then they would both get the because
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: you have to have your spouse go. You cannot say
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: my wife is at home. They need both of you
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: to go to get the whatever the free thing is.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Is it because the psychological thing they think the wife
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: is going to guilt them into being.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: They just know that that's a way you could always
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: say my wife didn't come. I have to talk to
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: my wife. So they always say you both have to
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: be present. It's 75 minutes. It's never 75 minutes. It's
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: always longer than that. And then the minute you're like, no, no,
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: then they bring in like another closer. And then you're like, no, no.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: And then they bring in another closer. And you're just like,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: when can I have my $ 75? I remember I did
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: it with Drake in my stomach, my son. And it
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: was our little like baby mood. And I wanted to
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: get the $ 75 of the Cheesecake Factory. I'm not kidding.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: And I kept going, when? And I was pregnant and
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm like, I just don't think this
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: is going to work for us. And the girl was
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: being such a bitch. And it was in Newport. I
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: was like, just to go to Fashion Island's Cheesecake Factory.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: And I was like, finally, Peter was like, I can't
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: take it. Let's just leave. And I was like, no.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: We are going back. To the Cheesecake Factory, which, you know,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: you can't get a reservation. You have to wait so long.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: So then I go there with my $ 75 coupon. And
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I am going to fucking eat my face
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: off with these, like, avocado egg rolls and all the
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: fucking fatty apps and the dips. Yes. And that is
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: what I got. But I'm telling you, my son, they
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: want to go as a couple. How could they say
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: they're not? They have the same last name. How can
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: they say they're not married?
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: You have to be able to.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: They can't. You've got to get that live streamed.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: And they're a May-December couple. gay couple or their father
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: and son we don't know i just will i want
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: to say about the kyle and morgan wade i'm gonna
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: make you my i just saw a pretty lady and
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: she was in beverly hills and she said you want
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: to come to my house in aspen and i said
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: well i'm no stranger to the snow but uh how
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: how do you you only know palm trees how do
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: you even end up in aspen anyway um Tonight they
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: show an episode where they actually act out scissoring. I
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: saw a clip.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Morgan and Kyle.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Kyle and Doreen get drunk or something and they act
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: like what would scissoring be like and when you date
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: a woman and all this other stuff. My mind has
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: changed so many times about what this is about. Okay.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Me too. It is A, they are absolutely in love.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: And she's a late-in-life lesbian, and she's infatuated with her.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: There's that. Then there's the one that I think, no,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: they're not lesbians, but she has a financial stake in
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: her career. She's helping her career. They do enjoy each
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: other's company, and she's doing this documentary. And if this
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: is a hit, she could get more jobs. This is
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: what I think it is. I think it's that plus...
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: um she and marie so have kind of lived separate
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: lives for a while so if he fucks around it
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: actually doesn't really bother her but they're not going to
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: get divorced right now because it just doesn't make financial
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: it's just so much drama and it's fine like nobody's
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: wanting for anything no one's like you can't use the
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: aspen house she's like all right i'll use it this
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: week and you use it next and they have second
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: season of buying beverly hills coming out in which her
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: daughters are featured And it wasn't that big of a,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: it didn't get a lot of buzz first season. So
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: it's got to really make a big splash this season.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: And I think this season we'll see his point of
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: view of like, I don't know what's going on with
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: your mom. Now, something that people have a bigger problem with,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: which I'm a little offended of as a woman of
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: a certain age, is they feel are very bothered. Like,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: what do they have in common? Why are they hanging
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: out as friends?
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that bothers me too. Just seeing them in the
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: tattoo parlor.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm also like, well, like, I have younger friends.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: True.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: And they can relate. And people do tell me it's weird.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: They do. Like, not to my face. Like, in the
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: hate groups. To the hate groups.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: What is she doing hanging out with them?
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: In the hate groups. They're like, why? What does she
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: and Lala Kent have in common? I'm like, I don't know.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: We just became friends. We, like, talk on the phone.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: And I, like, we just, like, support each other. We
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: can laugh. And, like, whatever.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, we do have totally different lives. She has
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: a little baby. My youngest son is going to college. Like,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: we do have different lives, but it doesn't mean that
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: you can't connect. But they're so connected that they really
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: are bestie besties. But I also think they call the
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: paps every time they go out.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do too.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: So I think it seems like they spend every day together,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: but I don't think they do.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: And people can build that storyline in their heads.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I think she's just, Kyle is just kind of, it
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: was a shitstorm of her marriage was kind of, you know, stale, dull,
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: and then Morgan comes out of the woodworks and, you know,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: shows her all this attention, and I think she does
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: have a stake in her career. And they may or
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: may not get drunk. Well, Morgan is sober, so, yeah.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: But they may have some fun, and I'm sure Kyle
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: would be like, yeah, I'll kiss you or a little bit.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: They may do a little thing on the side, but
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I definitely don't think they're in love. I think she's
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: enamored with this new girl that has all these tattoos and.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Has music career. I think it's just a fresh break,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: and also I think She was so hurt by the
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: breakup friendship. She used to be close to Lisa Renna,
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: doesn't talk to her anymore. She's, you know, not that
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: into Dorita anymore, the sister breakup. And she just had
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: this other friend and her girls are older and she
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: just liked having a new friend that hadn't heard every
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: life story, that wasn't going to be, it wasn't like
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: her sisters or her old friends that could call her out.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: You better own it, as Lisa Renna would say. Own it, Kyle.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: You know your sister was mean to you. And she's like,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: why are you doing this to me? Like then you
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: have a new friend and it's just like you're starting
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: from scratch. They don't know what happened to you when
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: you were 16. They are not going to call you
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: on your shit because there is no shit. It's a
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: fresh start. So I don't think people should be criticized
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: for having like a new friendship for that reason too.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: But women are just so awful and judgy of each other.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: People have too much time.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Hence why this is so popular with the housewives because
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: we are so awful to each other. Exactly.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: It gives us so much stuff to talk about. I
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: was going to bring up Kourtney and Cutie Addison Rae.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: They had that friendship.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Yes. What happened?
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I think that's why people thought it was weird.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, she's hanging out with little Addison Rae.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: And we're like, what did they talk about? And it's
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: kind of that same. They started to dress alike. But
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: the friendship has faltered.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because Kourtney, just like a young girl, got
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: a boyfriend, Travis Parker, and blew her off. But I
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: also think it was one of those things where I
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: think Mason turned her on to it. They DM'd. She
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: was like, come over. And again, it was like, let
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: me shove this new girl who's popular in this in
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: this genre that the Kardashians hadn't tapped into yet. So
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: she was like, really, Kim and Khloe and everybody that
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: thinks I'm not happening. I'm with the most happening girl
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: in the pandemic.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: What happened to Addison Rae?
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I think she's doing well. She goes to the premieres.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: I see her around.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I don't see her TikToks as much, though. She's trying
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: to be an actress, I think.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Which she should.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Well, what's sad is that her family wasn't there to
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: really help her. I think her dad came out here,
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Monty Lopez, who's out in L.A. doing his thing, and
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: then he sold everything, moved back to.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, that's the one that was cheating on the
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: mom and the whole thing?
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I interviewed the girlfriend of him.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: Monty Lopez?
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Yes. But I didn't post it because I just didn't
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: feel like it was going to be.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't think it was like fair to her. But
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I think they're still together. I just think it was
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: a weird time. And I just was like, I was
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: just like, it was like one of the few that
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I've ever like held back because I was just like, eh,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. First, I'm like, I
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: don't know that my audience is going to care who
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Addison Rae's dad is and that he's dating this girl.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: And I just didn't feel like a good fit. But
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: I've only probably done that like three times in my
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: entire career. And if I feel like someone's getting a
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: lot of hate, too, I'm like, I just don't want
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: to put them through this. It's not worth it. You're
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: not going to gain anything from it, you know?
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: It was sad to see how that family kind of
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: fell apart with the fame and then the D'Amelio family
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: on the other side. They're thriving.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Right, with their reality show and all that kind of stuff.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: So as Courtney, because you are doing great, Courtney, I
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: got to ask you, is the relationship between Kyle and
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Timothee Chalamet real?
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: No.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: No. It's not. No. Well, what are they doing? Was
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: it Chris that put them together or Kim? Who thought
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: of this pairing?
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: If you guys know Kylie, you know that this is
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: just like not her type at all. Yeah. I don't
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: even know. Like you guys, I don't keep up with
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: my sister Kylie that much. And I don't know what
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: she's doing with Willy Wonka. I have no idea. I
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: think it's just a fun little walk in the park
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: for her.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Do you think everyone's saying they have these professional lip readers?
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: They're saying that Selena went over to Taylor Swift and said,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: oh my God, you're going to die. I tried to
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: take a photo with Timothee Chalamet, and bitch Kylie Jenner
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: wouldn't let me. Now, Timothee was walking around, and he goes, no,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: there's no beef. Other people think that maybe it did happen,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: and maybe Kylie didn't want the picture to be taken
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: because she would be maybe featured in it, too, and
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: she didn't want to hurt Justin Bieber's wife. What's her name? Hailey. Yeah.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Do you have the scoop being that you're their sister?
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Do you know anything? If the photo thing happened or not.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: I am a expert lip reader.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, you are?
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I can tell you that nothing was going on. I
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: think this was like minor Hollywood drama. And Kylie was
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: just there for a good time. She was there for appearances.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: She like gave him... Did you guys see them kiss?
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: I did. And I wanted to show you because... This guy,
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Ashton Ray on TikTok, he says he does not believe
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: that this relationship is real because of the weird cousin
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: kiss that happened where, yeah.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Look at this photo. Timothy is your like weirdo uncle
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: that you like have to see sometimes. His name is
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: probably Donnie or Dustin. And you're like, oh, there's Uncle
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Dusty trying to slob his kebab. His eyes are open.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: He's lost in the sauce. And Kylie wants, like, none
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: This is not passion. You know passion. You've seen me
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: make out with Travi.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I know. You guys are so passionate.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: That's a kiss.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: And now I have another thing to ask you about, unfortunately,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: is– I want to finish that. But, you know, Shannon
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Mochler recently did an interview, who is your new husband's ex-wife.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: And– She seems to think that her kids were a
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: little sucked into the Kardashian world. She said you bought
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: them Prada every day. Prada every day. And what are
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: your thoughts on that?
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: My mom bought us designer from the get. So that's
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: just me showing love. Who doesn't want Prada? I don't know.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Nobody that I want to be friends with. So I
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: was just... It's not a bribe. I was just a little...
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Gifty Bobiski. I was just trying to be a nice stepmom.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: How did you feel when she said that she still
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: thinks there's a chance that they might get back together
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: and that they're twin flames, she and your husband, Travis Barker?
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Not saying anything bad about her, but it's just like, no,
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: we're clearly the twin flames.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Clearly. And congratulations on your baby. What's his name again? Rocky. Rocky. Oh,
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: that sucks.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Thirteen Barker.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Is that really right? The 13 is the middle name?
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: You know, I haven't had that confirmed.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: But in an interview, she did say Rocky 13. And
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: I think Travis said that and he was like, 13
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: is my lucky number or something.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, that's so funny. I do feel like
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Rocky or Rocco is the perfect name for like the
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: rock star dude.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: I was all about that name, but I don't follow
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: the Kardashian.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, I have a... I hope you don't walk out, Courtney,
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: but I do have a very difficult question to ask you. Okay.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: There is a rumor going around on TikTok that your
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: third son, your third child, looks strikingly like a young
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Justin Bieber. And the TikTok sleuths have allegedly gone back
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: and saw that around the time of conception that that
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Justin Bieber was at your family's house a lot, and
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: you guys were hanging out a lot. Does Rain play
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: any instruments or sing?
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Rain, I think all my children are, like, really musically inclined,
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: but it's not J. Biebs' baby.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: It's not, but, I mean, our track record, you know, like,
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: who's Khloe's dad?
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Not sure.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: You know, like, Who are the fathers? You know, I mean.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: A lot of speculation out there.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: There's a lot. Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: And you're right. Makes it fun. At least, you know,
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: you're the mother.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: I'm the mother. That's all that matters.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: We're a super blended family. But when I look at
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: my kids, I'm like, they look a lot alike. So
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: obviously they're Scott's babies.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Okay. Thank you for answering that. I have one last question.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: What is going on with your ex-brother-in-law, Kanye, and his
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: new wife, Bianca? People are freaking out. They were at
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: the Wynn, the nicest hotel in Las Vegas, one of
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: the nicest ones. And she– it was her birthday. And
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: he apparently said she's not to wear pants this year,
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: though she is wearing a skirt. But she has huge
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: boobs that appear to be natural. And he put her
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: in a bikini, triangle bikini top, which literally is just
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: covering the nip. Just covering the nip. And she was
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: walking around the shops and everything like that. What do
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: you think is going on with this relationship?
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: First, I just want to say this is so sad.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: She's dressed like a Flintstone with loincloths. But also, I'll
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: end on a positive note.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're so nice.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: She has really great areolas. Yeah. Like, in no world,
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: I'm breastfeeding, I'm lactating, the areolas have expanded. Oh. These
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: are the tiniest areolas. Like, where are they?
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: What? That is not even covering, like, a square inch.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Wait, I just came up with something huge.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, the theory. Is this, in FU... To Kim's nipple bra.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Showing my new wife has such tiny nipples, such perfect nipples,
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: she would never need your nipple bra. Or any bra
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: at all, for that matter.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Yes. Kanye is the shystiest, sketchiest man who's always trying to, like,
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: secretly dig somebody. Yeah, you're right.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: And.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Just because he could not control Kim, he's trying to
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: control- This poor thing. Poor, poor Bianca.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Has anyone met Bianca? Chris?
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: I think Caitlyn ran into her at some random- Really?
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Wait, for real?
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Listen, kids, I know people.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: I just had dinner with Caitlyn.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Did you really?
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't you remember we had dinner?
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you. Oh, my God. Listen, my schedule
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: is so packed these days. I'm living in Malibu.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: We went to Sherwood. We had dinner, remember, in the pub?
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: No shit, Heather. What the hell did I order?
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: God. You had a burger.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Good for me. Listen, people are on these diets. Please,
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: not me. Somebody's got to feed these bones, Heather. Look,
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: I'm still an Olympian at heart.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Heather, I live for Caitlyn. I love the stories coming
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: out about her, everything.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: We had a great... conversation. I've known Caitlin for years
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: and years. And so it was a good, juicy conversation.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: And so nice and just awesome. No holds barred. I
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: can't talk about it, but it was juicy as fuck.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: I do have a theory about this chick and everything.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: I think Kanye is doing like This is his version
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: of art. And this is actually mocking Kim. He found
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: a girl that looks just like Kim.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: She does.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: And he's mocking the fact that like you've dressed so
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: scantily and done so many naked stuff and you became
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: famous because of your sex tape, all this stuff. Well,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to flaunt this girl around. And I just
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: hope to God that she's in on it and they
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: have some agreement that That she's getting, you know, a
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: couple million and like something. I just hope that she,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: you know, doesn't continue with this weirdness and then walks
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: away with nothing. Like either she's going to do a
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: tell-all or she gets a podcast. Or it's like she's
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: getting paid $ 200, 000 a month just to hang out or
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: hopefully more. But like something like that. I really hope.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Because they said the family's all concerned and da-da-da. And
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: then the family weren't. So I'm feeling like she told
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: the family. Listen.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Let me get my check.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get my check. I'm going to do
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: this whole thing. This is, I, listen, we don't sleep
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: together because Julia Fox never slept with him.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Isn't that, that tell all this crazy. Amber Rose that.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Wrote a famous tweet about how he enjoyed the butt play.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: What did they do in Venice when she was slobbing
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: his kebab in the, the old, the old water taxi?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe they do. Maybe they do mess around. Who knows?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: We all can agree that he is he's insane or
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: an asshole or both. I think both. I think he
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: definitely has a mental situation. I think he's definitely thinks
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: he's the greatest narcissist, whatever. But I also think he's
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: like really off. And I do think at one time,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Kim and he were in love. They, you know, had
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: North and St. The traditional way. But then I bet,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: I think she probably wasn't sleeping with him like the
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: last seven years or five years or whatever. And was
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: just thinking, how can I make this work? I don't
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: want to have a third divorce. And then finally was
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: just like, I cannot. And she's probably so happy to
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: be free. Oh yeah. This is disturbing to like have
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: the kids because then the kids were hanging out with
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: her and I'm sure she's like nice to them. And
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think she'd be wearing this around the kids.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: She doesn't wear the nylons around the kids.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: She doesn't, but it's, the kids are going to see it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: They're all, I mean, they're going to be on TikTok.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: They're going to see it eventually. And it's just not good.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: But I definitely think you're right about the having an agreement.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about Northwest being an insult comic?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: She's, she's got a career in comedy.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. Have you seen those clips where a couple of
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: people do it, where they do Kim and Northwest, like
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: while Kim's doing her makeup and like, and, and then
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Northwest is off on the side and being like, what it's,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: why don't you tell everybody how it's made and how
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: crappy it is. And she's like, North, can I just
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: finish doing my makeup and talking about this new line
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: of skims? Like, can you just please show me an
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: ounce of respect? Okay, well, if respect is not telling
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: the truth, I guess so. That's what you're getting then.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: You just want me to lie and say you look
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: good when you don't?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: You look like a $ 2 hooker, ma. Like, ew, that
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: dress is horrendous.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: I love it. Do you do Kim too?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: I don't do Kim. Because to me, her voice is
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: almost too normal.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of people just in society
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: take on the Kim voice. Oh, my God. Like a
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: lot of people just will talk soft like that. Yeah.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: And it's kind of powerful and it gets people to
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: find you more attractive. And you just can say, hey,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: you know, like it's that soothing thing.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: It's the less is more.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, I saw this other thing where like Paris was
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: showing her son. doing something cute, mom-like with them. And
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: someone wrote in the comments, I love that she does
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: a real voice now. With the... No, when she's just, like,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: consumed with being a mom.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: It's not the Paris, like, that's hot. It's not that.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: I've always been interested in that other person that she
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: took on, that, the baby talk. Like, that's, I mean,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: I wrote a book, and.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Like, I hope everybody reads it, so.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one. You do Paris, too.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: She's got almost, like, marshmallows, and, like, In the back
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: of her throat and in her mouth. But now with
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: her son, her normal voice is actually deep.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you read her book, unfortunately she did
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: suffer trauma.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: And people say they suffered trauma in childhood. That is–
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: the baby voice is a thing. Michael Jackson. If she
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: kind of took on the baby voice and it was
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: working for her, then it works for you. But, like,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: what do you think about Bobby– who is, you know,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: the big TikToker, 7 million people, has a podcast, got
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: to interview all these people. And she made the mistake of,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: instead of being like Andy Kaufman, where she should have
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: just stayed with this weirdo persona, she went on the
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Today Show and was like normal.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: I think she should have kept it for as long
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: as she, as long as her run, yeah, she should
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: have kept it.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Because where does she go from here?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: And then I saw that she was like, oh, I've
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: gone for a while now. I'm back. You can't do that.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: So I think she was having a little bit of
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: trouble with whatever. And now she's like dressing, like she
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: was dressed up in her last one. She like had
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: her ponytail and she had makeup done and she had
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: like a cute outfit on and she was with Bobby
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Flay or something. And then he was like, and this is,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: you know, stainless steel pan or whatever. And she's like,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: what's stainless steel? Does that mean that the stain is
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: steel or that the steel never stains? He's like, yeah,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: it doesn't stain. So it like, no matter what, it
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: doesn't stain. And it was like, she was trying to
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: get back into it, but then she.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Wasn't, she wasn't wearing.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: Like the t-shirt where she looks like she's 15. Like
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: it was just kind of, yeah, it didn't work. I mean,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: I think it's a fascinating thing of this time of
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: how you blew up on, on TikTok and everything. And
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: then you got all these opportunities and I'm not saying she's,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: She's still killing it. Seven million people. She's not going
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: to be poor. I'm just saying, I just don't know
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: that a schtick like this has longevity once we know
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: the magic is revealed. Once we've pulled the curtain and
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: we see who the wizard is, it's kind of like...
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: And then... Are you a good enough talent to be
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: yourself interviewing people as yourself? And are you going to
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: get those people to come do your thing? Right.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: And in the Today Show interview, I didn't see that.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: So is she just a fully, is she totally out
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: of character? Like it's not similar at all?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: I only saw like bits and parts. No, she's just
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: like a normal person. She's not doing the thing where
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: it's like.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: The slow questioning everything. Yeah.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Like, if I was going to be Bobby interviewing you,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, so it says here that you do impressions.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: Yep, yep. Been doing them for, you know, 10 plus years. Yeah,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: I love doing it.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Is 10 years a decade?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's a decade.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: But how do you know that?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I learned that in school. A decade
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: means 10, 10 plus years.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: So did you do impressions of decades?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: I don't think you could do an impression of a year.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you're fighting me on this.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: Well, no. I mean, it's literally that weird.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I feel kind of, I don't
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: feel bad shitting on it because I'm like, I've been
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: doing this for fucking 30 years. I don't care about
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: shitting about you. Take your money, girl. People gave it
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: to you. Fucking take it. Run with it. Whatever. But
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: it's not interesting. And some people still love it. And
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: some people are diehards and that's fine. But like, I
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: met this woman this weekend at this, the film festival.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: And she goes, um, what do you do? And I go, Oh,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: you know, comedian, whatever. And it's kind of embarrassing to
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: say you have a podcast now because everybody does. And
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: so everyone's like, Oh, you know what? My mom just
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: started a podcast.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: It's like, no, it's not the same.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: And you know, you don't want to like shit on
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: the mom's podcast, but you're like, well, mine's kind of
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: like my whole career and it's sort of a bigger deal,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: but that's fine. And then like, And so she's like, oh,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: I met a girl who said she had a podcast.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: And then I listened to it. It was just awful.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: And I go, what's her name? And she goes, yes.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: I was at this because she's like, it was a
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: big industry event. and she meets this beautiful girl who
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: says that and she was like my daughter who's like
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: you know younger much younger obviously is her daughter and
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: she's like and both of us were like what is this.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: It's very smart because it appealed to that Gen Z,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: always looking to be different kind of generation where they're just,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: they've seen what they needed to see. And I think
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: that because when I watched it, obviously, we went to
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: school for this. We do the stage. We're comedians. But
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: then when you see that, it's kind of almost a
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: dig to our work because we're always like trying to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: do the next bit. And she actually lives in the silence.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: And so I think the Gen Z is like, she
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: found her audience with them because they're, Right. They're like,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: why is she so weird? I want to understand her.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: I want to know where she comes from.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: What's her story? And they don't know between two ferns.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, it is between two ferns.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: It's that awkward sitting in silence.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: But so much better because those are like hilariously written
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: jokes that, you know, he throws on the actor who
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: has no idea it's coming but is also really there
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: to be roasted in a really hilarious way. And it's
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: just like so good. Yeah. Real House on Salt Lake City.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: I watched it last night. The only juicy part really
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: was when Heather played the tape of her saying, I'm
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: going to be Jen Shah's assistant, Monica. Look at what
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: happened to Kim. She became, and that is true. It is.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: But she actually, she shit on her, she made a
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: mistake by saying, I was her assistant and I got
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: paid nothing and that was for nothing. But then when
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: Heather played it, it's like, wait a minute, you just,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: completely contradicted your point.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You were like, I wasn't doing it for anything.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: And then she says, yeah, I was, yes, I was
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: doing it to get on the show because of Kim.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: And her rebuttal, Monica's was, well, why wouldn't I want
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: to get on the show?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: You know, what's so interesting is when people, um, and
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: I've seen it more because especially in this town, I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: don't care what anyone says, 99.9 people want to be
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: talent and be famous. Even if they're coming to you
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: and they're saying, I want to be your assistant. I
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: want to clean out your closet. Oh, I'm not into
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: this shit. No, they want it. Okay.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: So, which again, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: you didn't present yourself that way. And I remember when
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: I first met the Kardashians, it was so long ago
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: and it was just a fashion thing. You know, they
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: were just into fashion and Kim was redoing closets and
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: she was selling stuff on eBay. And I didn't think
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: she wanted to be an actress because she wasn't pursuing
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: acting or singing or anything. And then we went back
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: to lunch and Chris goes, oh my God, girls. Such
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: exciting news. Paris had Kim there and she said, Kim,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: I want you to be my new best friend. And
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: that's when she started to fight with Nicole Richie. And
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: I was like, Kim wants to be on TV. I
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: literally didn't think that. And then she goes, oh. And
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: they were so excited because Paris' little chihuahua, they didn't
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: know if it was pregnant. And it was Kim's idea
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: to put a real pregnancy test in the pee. And
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: they just thought, Like a star is born. This is
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: so funny. And I mean, I don't know how planned
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: out it was like, you know, but.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: So Kim really was had the intention of infiltrating that
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: whole world through Paris.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Like, OK, so like after she broke
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: up with Ray J, I went to her condo because
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: I was showing Courtney houses. I was a realtor.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: And you even were showing Courtney the houses.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: So I, we were looking in her building, which is
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: in West Hills and very nice building. One room was
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: all the clothes and all the hottest items. Like she
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: was very, very smart in like selling. She would get
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: the hottest items and sell on eBay, whatever. And she
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: was going on her date and she had this cute
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: white dress on and she had a date planned with
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Nick Lachey.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: And, and that, A couple days later, we're at the
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Dash store. I'm like getting escrow papers. And this woman
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: comes in and goes, can you get me a dress
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: like this? And it was Kim in the white dress
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: in Us Weekly. And they were like, oh, my God.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: This is like working because it was them on their date. Oh,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Is that why they still do Kim's closet?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I think they just want to make the money
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: off of it. I mean, yeah.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: But it's like, no, I don't.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was smart in that they kind of
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: knew before. Like people knew to be like, hey, I'm
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: going on a date with Nick Lachey. I'm going to
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: make sure that the paparazzi gets a photo of it.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: And then they were just like friends after. But she
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: was making him German chocolate cupcakes because she said he
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: liked it. And they were like flirting and talking.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So it felt kind of real. It did feel
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: kind of real.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: But then like after one date, they were just like
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: not feeling it. And that was it. But that photo
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: got out there. And she did have such good a
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: fashion sense and all of that. So it's like there
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: is a very easy blueprint for people today to follow.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: What makes it unique for this is that she was
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: the troll on the account anonymously. She wasn't just trying.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong. Listen, every housewife from the days of
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Tamara and O.C., They would have mom friends and people
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: try to be their friends or they'd want to put
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: up their friend for the part. But then they're like, fuck,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: you're such a good friend. And I know we won't
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: be friends in two years. So I'm actually not going
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: to submit you to the producers. Like, it's just kind
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: of a weird thing. But that that I thought was
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: a really good moment. The rest I was like, you know,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: and she's like, please, I live in a 3000 square
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: foot house. I'm like, is that small enough? Like, is
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: that small? Like, I've worked my whole life and my
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: house is 3,100 square feet. Like, what the fuck?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: Well, you don't live in Utah, I guess.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: But still, as an L.A. person, as a New York person,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: it was like 3,000 was nothing to.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Do anything for 3,000 square feet.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: That means you've made it. It's crazy. What do you
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: think about her application? They showed the email of what
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: she was like.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. First she said, I wrote them and I said,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: your show sucks. The ratings are in the garbage and
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: your cast sucks even worse than the ratings.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Don't you want a fiery Latina to spice things up?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: But then when they showed it, she never said that
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: in the email.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: She didn't.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: So it was like, you're exaggerating again. And then she
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: just came out today saying, the reason my marriage ended
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: was not because I slept with my brother-in-law for 18 months.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: It's because my husband, we had domestic violence situations. Which
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: no one wants to scoff at that. And she was like,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: I was hoping to, I shared that with producers and
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: I was hoping to share that part of my life.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, I also think you're so strategic. Interesting
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: that you saved that. To post after the first reunion.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: So that by based on like she had all these nuggets.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: She did the photo shoot where she's like Roxy Hart
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: and all this. And then and then she's like, OK,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going to save this thing that no woman can
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: like scoff at. And I'm going to save it for.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: I might have to. I do make do it after
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: the first reunion. I might do it off the final ep,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: the first reunion or the second reunion. And then she
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: was like, got to do it now. So that then
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: when they see the second reunion and the more shit
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: comes out, they'll be a little bit nicer because they'll
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: know I had this awful thing happen.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: Very calculated. Yeah. I did not know about the domestic
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: violence accusation.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: She just posted that today.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: So that's... That's... I mean.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: She's got a lot going on.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: So it's just, there you go with that. Before we go,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I want to say I like your Sonia. You look
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: so much like her with the glasses right there.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: You're way too nice. I don't look like half of
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: these people.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Wait, right? Just with the way you put the glasses
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: on the end of your nose, though. So Sonia Morgan
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: of Real Housewives of New York and now Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: She's a real mess this last episode. One of my
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: favorites is Ramona. And so I think we should just
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: do talking about who should we talk about on the cast?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: We can talk about.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: Kristen Taichman and Ashley Madison. Lou's Cabaret. What do you
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: want to talk about?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: Lou's Cabaret or what is her name? Kelly, Kelly Ben Simone.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: OK, let's talk about Kelly Ben Simone.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: OK. OK.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: And then. you know what Sonia I gotta tell you
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: you know I really wanted to give Kelly Benzema like
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: another chance because she acted so crazy with the jelly
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: beans and Bethany and everything and you know in the
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: beginning I was like okay she's acting pretty normal she
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: seems like she found a hot guy and now I'm
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: like you know what you know what you're really kind
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: of weird you're really kind of upsetting I really could
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: act really strange with Kristen Tinkman look I don't know
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: I mean She came.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: To the island, and I just re-watched the scary island clip,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: and I don't know. I mean, I had a lot
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: of tequila that night, but I don't think she's that weird.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: You know what? You've got to stop drinking so much, okay?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Because you know what? I want to be there for you.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: I really do.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: I really, really want to be there for you.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: Don't cry, Ramona.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: I'm a really good friend. I have a really big heart, okay?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: I have one of the biggest hearts of anybody I know.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: But you know, when you act so crazy and drunk
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: and you didn't let people finish.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: I'm just having fun. Listen, all you women, like, thank
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: you for caring so much about me, but I don't
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: got a drinking problem. Like, I just have a couple
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: of things. I take a little bit of some vitamins
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: and some supplements. And you guys just think that that's.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like drunk.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: You're right. You're right. Sonia, you know, I always forget
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: that you're a comedian and I always forget that you
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: have your successful comedian cabaret show. I think we sometimes
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: just think that, you know, that's Lou's thing. But you
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: know what? You're right. You're a funny girl. And, you know,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to like sit back and just enjoy
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: myself and find my bikinis that Martin have lost.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Thank you. And if I don't call you. guys, it's
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: not because I'm not your friend. It's because I'm busy
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: traveling and doing cameos. Yeah.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: The cameo thing was my favorite. Fantastic. When they were
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: all doing their cameos.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: When they were all doing their cameos. It was a
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Cameo van.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: I loved it.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: A great advertisement for Cameo, too.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: Why didn't I invest in Cameo? I'm an idiot.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: Are you on Cameo?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: I am on Cameo.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: Good for you.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Book me at any time. But these women, it's crazy.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: Sonia admits to doing almost like $ 20, 000 a month.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: I remember when I was hanging out Dorinda years ago.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love Dorinda. I love Dorinda. You know what, Christian?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: You know what? You don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: You know, I want... Stay out of the lane. Okay?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Because a pigeon can't fly up to an eagle's wings. No.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: She said she, I mean, especially at the height of
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Make It Nice, she was making like $ 14, 000. You know
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: what I was just thinking? A month. You know what
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: I was just thinking? I'll always do, you know, I
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: do the cameos. But I get some husbands. It's so nice.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: I get the nicest husbands. They know that they're Why
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: is it Juicy Scooper? But then I'll get one that's like,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: you've done three other cameos for her. And I'm like,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: oh my God, you're that man that is like, my
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: wife likes Coach. Every year I will go to Coach
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: and buy the next Coach bag. And I'm like, I
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: feel like, oh my God.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: It's now your responsibility to make this gift good.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know what my last three were. Did I
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: do Ramona in my last three? Like, dude, if you
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: are a husband and you've already gotten three cameos, I
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: want to do your wife's again. But can you just put.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: Specify what I said in the last three. Give me
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: the deets. And cameo doesn't even allow like a lot
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: of characters. It's like old Twitter where it's like 10 characters.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: Explain what you want. Yeah. It's like broken English.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's like my wife. She's turning 40. She's
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: the best. She listens to your show. And this is
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: the third one I've got.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: You could have used those characters and told me what
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: the hell I talked about in the last three. I mean,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: these these cameos, it's it makes money, but it doesn't
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: make enough to these. These housewives are making thousands. My
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: one friend, he has.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you really work it, I'm just so busy.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, hey, it's there. I know it's a
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: reasonable price. I'm not. I'm ninety nine dollars. I don't
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: want to go over. But I also, you know, but
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: I think it's really great that if someone was in
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: a jam and they were like, I need to make $ 10, 000
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: right now and they have a popular Instagram or whatever,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: they could be like, hey, everybody, 50% off. Flash sale.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: Flash sale.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: I need to make that money right. I think it
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: is a genius, genius thing. And I think it's so
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: great for everybody, for gift givers, for receivers, and for
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: the people that make the money off of it.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: My favorite thing I've been doing now is just drinking
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: a lot of Mezcal and then watching George Santos do cameos.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: That's been my Saturday nights recently.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Amazing. He's number one. He's number one on it right now.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Number one.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: It's off the hinges. It's even better than Teresa Giudice
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: does cameos.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: When Teresa does good cameos.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Remember the cameo and then we're going to end on that.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have you end on her most famous cameo.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: That's the other thing too, that when you do these,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: I always like to like have makeup on, not be
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: buzzed when I do them or whatever, because you're giving
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: it to someone who then can put it out there.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: And it's a part of your work.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so it's like, but okay. So she gets
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: this cameo and she, and the way cameo works is
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: we have, we can, as we're filming it on our phone,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: we can read like, and she's a teacher and a
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: nurse and blah, blah, blah. And so she started to
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: do it and I'm going to have you do it now.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: That's how we're going to end the show.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Hi, Clarissa. It's Teresa. And I just want to say
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: that you're asking advice on what I would do if
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: you found out that you gave your brother-in-law chlamydia and
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: they're sick now and now you're getting married and you're
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: wondering if you should still go through with the marriage
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: and Now he's got bumps all over his privates and
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: you do too.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, you want to know what I would say?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: So I would say go to the doctor, get that
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: checked out, break up with him and like, don't ever
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: talk to that family again. That's what I would do.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: Love it.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: Thank you for booking me.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: Bye. Oh my gosh. Amazing. Andrea Lopez comedy on TV. TikTok.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: And is this your Instagram as well?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: And Instagram as well.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: And tell everybody where they can listen to your podcast
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: and the title of it.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: Big Wigs Podcast with co-host and comedian Anna Roisman. We
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: do weekly podcast on Thursday. We always do a catching
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: up with Chris and Courtney. Lots of fun topics. And
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: whenever there is a trending topic with one of our impressions,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: we always, we give a little bit. So yeah, we're
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: just covering pop culture, the industry. And what it's like
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: being a struggling comedian and actress in this world.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: Love it. Anything else you want to say?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Yes. This was an absolute honor. I do cameos.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know what?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: I star as a host. I'm on a show at FuboTV.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: It's called Discontinued. It's with host Bruce Campbell. And it's
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: streaming every Wednesday. We're currently in the middle of the season.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: And I think there's like five more episodes left. But
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: we are exploring... old trends of the 80s and 90s
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: and why they got discontinued. And I go out and
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: I do Man on the Street. Oh, that's so great.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: What a great idea for a show. I love it.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: It's a throwback. It's Ryan Reynolds' company and he, the
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: production company, and they love like old nostalgic topics. And
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: so I got to be on the streets of LA.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: How fun. And ask people, what do you like about this?
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: But it's fun. It was a job. It was a job.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I have a lot of fun. And I'm
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: just hosting with the Housewives. I'm busy on Cameo. Looking
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: for my next gig. And I'll be keeping up with
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: the housewives. And I'm working on a Monica.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: That's great. You look like her.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: She's a grifter, that one. Thank you. The car is beautiful.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Where did you end up going for it?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: It's Dune ADL.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: I got it on Done Deal Cars. Lift, please. Are
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Done Deal Cars.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.