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- 0:02Speaker 1: What's the dude to the graphic nature of this program?
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listener, this question, is it lies the Woody Show.
- 0:19Speaker 1: That this is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Insensitivity Training.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Class is now in session.
- 0:44Speaker 3: A good morning, everybody. Well, today is Thursday, it is
- 0:49Speaker 3: a pre Friday. It's May the twenty first, twenty twenty six,
- 0:54Speaker 3: day number four of five and one day closer to
- 0:56Speaker 3: a three day weekend. I know I've said it a
- 0:59Speaker 3: million times, but it really is. I think the only
- 1:02Speaker 3: thing I can think about, Yeah, the weekend, well, no,
- 1:05Speaker 3: the three day weekend number one. What got me like
- 1:08Speaker 3: really geeked on? It was my wife hit me up.
- 1:10Speaker 3: I think I told you, and she goes, how was
- 1:11Speaker 3: there when we ended up with nothing on our schedule
- 1:13Speaker 3: for a three day weekend. I'm like, don't commit to anything.
- 1:18Speaker 3: So as of right now, that holds. That holds, you know,
- 1:23Speaker 3: we get through today and then tomorrow. At the end
- 1:25Speaker 3: of the show, just knowing that, man, you make that
- 1:28Speaker 3: walk out of the building.
- 1:29Speaker 4: Your head so skipping on air.
- 1:33Speaker 3: We are the Woody Show, Woody Greg Menace, we got
- 1:36Speaker 3: Gina grad Sea mass is here, we got Sammy Morgan
- 1:40Speaker 3: is our associate producer, Von our video producer dumbass Tyler
- 1:43Speaker 3: is here. We got bored, We got Menji phones are
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- 1:47Speaker 1: Woody, send us.
- 1:48Speaker 3: A text check in over to two two nine eight seven.
- 1:51Speaker 3: You know, all the good stuff, all the things that
- 1:52Speaker 3: you come to know and expect and love here in
- 1:54Speaker 3: the Woody Show, keep me informed, trending news headlines. We
- 1:57Speaker 3: got some of the entertainment stuff. We got the birthdays,
- 1:59Speaker 3: we got the porn of birth day, some of that here.
- 2:01Speaker 3: This hour on The Woody Show is a throw back Thursday.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Love it so throwback stuff. People were asked what was
- 2:09Speaker 3: the best fad of the nineties. See, I would say
- 2:13Speaker 3: the style. I missed the whole because it was you
- 2:16Speaker 3: didn't have to dress up for No, you didn't, right, everything.
- 2:21Speaker 5: Was so anti dress up.
- 2:23Speaker 3: Yeah, but it also wasn't like your jammies either.
- 2:26Speaker 6: No, itnel right, and Doc Martin does dressed like homeless
- 2:33Speaker 6: people now that.
- 2:36Speaker 1: The grunge is different than home different, Yeah, I think so.
- 2:39Speaker 3: I mean I don't miss necessarily like the wallet chains
- 2:42Speaker 3: and the ball bearing necklaces and things like that.
- 2:49Speaker 1: I did.
- 2:50Speaker 3: It was the nineties, dude, Yeah, a lot of us,
- 2:52Speaker 3: A lot of us did. Yeah, but they just the
- 2:54Speaker 3: music too, Like the grunge music stuff was called like
- 2:57Speaker 3: just I think when that stuff came out, it was
- 3:00Speaker 3: just all kind of how maybe because that was my
- 3:03Speaker 3: era gen X, I mean that that was your heyday, right,
- 3:07Speaker 3: So it's just the music was better, fashion was better.
- 3:11Speaker 4: We were finally done with glam rock.
- 3:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:12Speaker 3: Now there are plenty of other things in in the nineties,
- 3:15Speaker 3: like some of the other fads from the nineties, Like
- 3:17Speaker 3: I never got into POGs. I was too old for that.
- 3:22Speaker 7: Slammer you go to parties, you played at recess.
- 3:25Speaker 1: It was like gambling basically. Yeah. Yeah, but like I
- 3:28Speaker 1: was too old for that.
- 3:29Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't get it either.
- 3:30Speaker 3: Was that that was called like Power Rangers.
- 3:32Speaker 5: That was big.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Massive?
- 3:36Speaker 3: The mac Arena, Oh, how could you not love that?
- 3:39Speaker 6: That's back, By the way, it is it is for
- 3:41Speaker 6: the kids.
- 3:42Speaker 4: They all know it.
- 3:42Speaker 3: The Macarena's back.
- 3:44Speaker 6: But for some reason they all say one Mucca to
- 3:46Speaker 6: Muca three arena.
- 3:47Speaker 1: That's there. That's the lyrics now Starter jackets like if
- 3:51Speaker 1: you have favorite, Yeah, yeah, those were cool. They brought
- 3:56Speaker 1: those back. I'm surprised, how.
- 3:58Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I have a newer version.
- 4:00Speaker 9: Oh no, you're talking about the Letterman style. We're talking
- 4:02Speaker 9: about like the hoodie style.
- 4:04Speaker 4: Yes, yep, oh really yeah. I had a wind Breaker style.
- 4:06Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 4:07Speaker 7: My sister got me a Patriots one for Christmas like
- 4:10Speaker 7: four years ago. Maybe of like the new the new ones,
- 4:12Speaker 7: and it's pretty cool.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Is it that half is it the half zip or
- 4:16Speaker 1: is it the full zip down one?
- 4:17Speaker 3: I'm looking, I'm looking right now. If you go to
- 4:19Speaker 3: Starter's website, yeah, they got a bunch.
- 4:21Speaker 9: Of half zip is hugely popular even outside of Starter.
- 4:26Speaker 9: Mine was the full zip down yeah right yeah, and
- 4:30Speaker 9: uh almost like a sideline. Yeah that in our era,
- 4:35Speaker 9: like Woody and I's era, those were the ones that
- 4:37Speaker 9: were super popular, and then they went to the half zip. Yeah,
- 4:41Speaker 9: the full zip down one. I had the Georgetown Hoyas
- 4:45Speaker 9: Bulldog Lie.
- 4:45Speaker 3: I remember everybody had bulls. It doesn't matter, it doesn't
- 4:49Speaker 3: matter where. Everybody's so infatuated with jordan a stuff. It
- 4:51Speaker 3: was Bulls. It was Charlotte Hornets.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Hornets, Orlando Magic, Orlando Magic. Yep.
- 4:56Speaker 3: Yeah, those were big. Yeah, those were always big. The
- 4:59Speaker 3: Super Soaker, wh our guns.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Yes.
- 5:01Speaker 5: I still like the Big game.
- 5:02Speaker 3: Boy, Nintendo game Boy, the best slat bracelets.
- 5:06Speaker 8: I still love.
- 5:07Speaker 1: I didn't get into that love them ska.
- 5:11Speaker 6: Am I like, am I allowed to admit that I
- 5:13Speaker 6: like Scott. I'm the only person.
- 5:16Speaker 1: No, I mean it's all right, I love it.
- 5:19Speaker 5: It definitely better than that swing phase.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Everybody either the squirrel nut zippers type stuff. Yeah, of course, dumb.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Dad squirrel nut zippers.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Hell was there.
- 5:43Speaker 3: It was it was Beanie Babies, Rollerblade, Yeah, one of
- 5:48Speaker 3: those jeans menace, the Junko Jinko.
- 5:53Speaker 9: Then that was never got into that, never got into that.
- 5:57Speaker 9: That was like way late though it wasn't you.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Did so you never you never rocked those like a
- 6:03Speaker 3: full sized textbook in the back.
- 6:05Speaker 1: Pocket I would wear.
- 6:06Speaker 9: I never got that because that again, that was like
- 6:09Speaker 9: way late in the nineties, almost to orders the tail
- 6:12Speaker 9: in early two thousands.
- 6:13Speaker 1: I just wore like really really.
- 6:15Speaker 9: Baggy Levi's jeans, and then like the Levi's if you
- 6:19Speaker 9: want to go high end was silver tab members silver
- 6:22Speaker 9: tab Levi jeans. That was yeah, that was because there
- 6:26Speaker 9: were twice as much as the regular gems.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember those. Hypercolor was hyper color.
- 6:32Speaker 1: That was more like early nineties though.
- 6:34Speaker 4: Totally middle school.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Yeah, cassette singles, right, yeah, you know some of these
- 6:38Speaker 3: other things from the nineties stuff. Yeah, I mean there was.
- 6:41Speaker 3: The article made a good point too, saying that the
- 6:44Speaker 3: quote glorious fads of the nineties are forgotten mostly because
- 6:47Speaker 3: there was no social media to document everything. True, although
- 6:51Speaker 3: trends and fads and things have been documented over time,
- 6:53Speaker 3: but just not the way that it is now.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Well now it's just completely a pocket.
- 6:57Speaker 9: Well everybody had like their books, they their photos, they
- 7:00Speaker 9: bringing them out and then they like mad like kind
- 7:04Speaker 9: of books.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Yeah, gold pickled penis.
- 7:13Speaker 2: No Woody show.
- 7:15Speaker 3: The twenty ninth season of South Park kicks off September sixteenth.
- 7:21Speaker 3: I still enjoy south Park.
- 7:22Speaker 1: It still works, Yeah, they get it.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody did a thing with the Simpsons and they
- 7:29Speaker 3: broke it out to like they did like a what
- 7:32Speaker 3: do they call those heat maps?
- 7:33Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like the top raid and yeah, so.
- 7:35Speaker 3: They took like all the hardcore Simpsons and you can see,
- 7:38Speaker 3: like even though the show's still on the air, like
- 7:41Speaker 3: just the yeah, yeah, just kind.
- 7:42Speaker 5: Of But I mean, is anybody talking about it the Simpsons.
- 7:49Speaker 11: On the show, and I know where we know people
- 7:51Speaker 11: who work there, right, Yeah, not the way that they
- 7:54Speaker 11: used to. I just don't know what it's on and
- 7:56Speaker 11: could you tell me a plot of any episode in
- 7:58Speaker 11: the past twenty years?
- 7:59Speaker 2: No?
- 8:00Speaker 9: Do you know what's crazy? Every time it's on, I
- 8:01Speaker 9: feel like I've seen the episode before.
- 8:04Speaker 3: It's weird because the Simpsons did it already.
- 8:07Speaker 1: But no, it's just like it's it's odd.
- 8:10Speaker 9: I'm like, I saw I never watched it, but then
- 8:13Speaker 9: I've watched this episode somehow before.
- 8:15Speaker 3: You know. You know, a show I've I've never watched
- 8:20Speaker 3: is Rick and Morty. I feel like a ton of
- 8:22Speaker 3: people heard people.
- 8:24Speaker 8: I think you would.
- 8:26Speaker 1: I've heard people talk about it.
- 8:27Speaker 5: I know nothing about it, but other than it's like dorky, right.
- 8:30Speaker 3: Wasn't Rick and Morty the one they did the sauce
- 8:32Speaker 3: at McDonald's that everybody?
- 8:34Speaker 5: Right?
- 8:35Speaker 1: So Rick and Morty it's very fast, very thinky. It's
- 8:40Speaker 1: still gross and juvenile, but.
- 8:41Speaker 7: It is not a woody speech show because the characters
- 8:45Speaker 7: means basically back to the future.
- 8:47Speaker 1: That's the that's the basic genre and arc. But it's
- 8:50Speaker 1: way it's going to sound condescending. It's way too smart
- 8:53Speaker 1: and thank you for.
- 8:54Speaker 3: What I don't know.
- 8:57Speaker 1: I don't I don't mean that in a way like
- 8:59Speaker 1: it's just that he wouldn't he wouldn't like the tone.
- 9:01Speaker 4: That's not how you want to be entertained, right.
- 9:04Speaker 1: Is there another way you could explain it. It's not
- 9:08Speaker 1: that he wouldn't understand it, he wouldn't like the tone
- 9:10Speaker 1: they present with. There's a Rick and Morty theatrical movie happening.
- 9:13Speaker 1: That's why, that's that's why I bring it up. I've
- 9:16Speaker 1: got some birthdays. We got some porn of birthday coming
- 9:19Speaker 1: up here in just a second. Speaking of something else
- 9:24Speaker 1: coming out, Yeah.
- 9:26Speaker 6: Well, apparently ABC is making another Phrase Anatomy spin off. Yeah,
- 9:30Speaker 6: they're going to set it in a real rural medical
- 9:33Speaker 6: center in West Texas.
- 9:34Speaker 3: But that's been on as long as The Simpsons.
- 9:37Speaker 6: I've never seen a frame of Raised Anatomy. But Seanda
- 9:40Speaker 6: Ray rhymes of course involved again, and uh Ellen Pompeo
- 9:45Speaker 6: is going to be one of the producers.
- 9:46Speaker 4: And right now nobody knows if Meredith Gray didn't.
- 9:49Speaker 6: Know that was her name, is going to be on
- 9:51Speaker 6: or other familiar I didn't know that was that was
- 9:55Speaker 6: what it was like good Will hunting. But the goal
- 9:57Speaker 6: seems to be to bring you know, that same emotional
- 10:00Speaker 6: medical drama back, So they're going for it's gonna be
- 10:04Speaker 6: their fourth spin off because they had private practice in
- 10:07Speaker 6: Station nineteen and show.
- 10:10Speaker 3: Yeah grades, And I mean like when it first came out,
- 10:12Speaker 3: like the first few seasons, and I watched it for
- 10:14Speaker 3: a while, but the first the first few I'm saying
- 10:16Speaker 3: the first few seasons were the best, Like you know,
- 10:19Speaker 3: I really I like those, And then they killed off
- 10:22Speaker 3: too many people that.
- 10:22Speaker 6: I like, yeah, yeah, did they really kill them off?
- 10:25Speaker 1: If they sent them to an they killed them. They
- 10:29Speaker 1: were like dead dead, especially the actors that complained the most.
- 10:32Speaker 3: They were like, yeah, exactly.
- 10:33Speaker 4: The show wouldn't come back next season.
- 10:36Speaker 1: Catherine Heigel, everybody said she was her friend Denny.
- 10:42Speaker 6: When Denny died, her name was Iggy.
- 10:45Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, And you know what I felt, that show
- 10:49Speaker 7: jumped the shark when Iggy was still on it, and
- 10:50Speaker 7: she saved a deer dying right outside like where the
- 10:53Speaker 7: ambulance would have normally pulled off.
- 10:55Speaker 8: It was it got crazy the show.
- 10:57Speaker 5: The show was ruined by the music that they used,
- 10:59Speaker 5: Like there would be somebody dying in the hospital saying
- 11:03Speaker 5: goodbye to their loved ones on their last breath, and
- 11:05Speaker 5: then the background the music was going like it was
- 11:09Speaker 5: all this lighthearted, clownish stupid music.
- 11:11Speaker 3: Yeah, oh dude, I never watched Boy Meets World, but
- 11:17Speaker 3: there's a thing I was reading about how mister Feenie,
- 11:20Speaker 3: ninety nine year old William Daniels and ninety six year
- 11:24Speaker 3: old Bonnie Bartlett, they are clarifying what people have been
- 11:27Speaker 3: calling an open marriage as they approached seventy five years. Yea,
- 11:31Speaker 3: so mister from Boy Meets World had an open marriage
- 11:34Speaker 3: with his I guess maybe they're not still doing that because.
- 11:39Speaker 1: He passed away. Didn't he know? He's a lot I
- 11:42Speaker 1: always say he Who am I thinking of that died?
- 11:44Speaker 9: There was another thing in the guy from Ame Improvement,
- 11:47Speaker 9: the guy behind the fence.
- 11:48Speaker 1: No, I'm thinking of somebody.
- 11:50Speaker 3: Now there's there's another I want to say he played
- 11:52Speaker 3: a teacher or something that.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Just the head of the class guy.
- 11:55Speaker 5: I love it that mister fee was the voice.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait wait, what did you just say? Yeah,
- 12:02Speaker 1: William Daniels, he was the voice of Kid of Kit.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Is that not true?
- 12:06Speaker 4: That's mind blowing.
- 12:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 12:09Speaker 7: And for anyone who watched Boy Means World in the
- 12:11Speaker 7: later years, when mister Feenie becomes a professor, he the person,
- 12:15Speaker 7: the female professor that he starts dating on boy means
- 12:18Speaker 7: world is his wife in real life.
- 12:20Speaker 3: So they say they were periods early on where both
- 12:23Speaker 3: of them were occasionally involved with other people, but it
- 12:26Speaker 3: wasn't a structured arrangement with rules or formal agreement, more
- 12:29Speaker 3: something that just happened over time without much discussion.
- 12:33Speaker 1: In all those conventions. You know, I think I told
- 12:35Speaker 1: you that there's.
- 12:36Speaker 3: This guy that was giving me advice like this is
- 12:39Speaker 3: like a corporate mukety muck type of guy, and it
- 12:41Speaker 3: was telling me like, hey, you know, if I had
- 12:43Speaker 3: known you before you got married, I would have told
- 12:44Speaker 3: you to work out a deal with you know, anybody
- 12:46Speaker 3: you would marry to have the same kind of arrangement
- 12:48Speaker 3: with my.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Wife and I have.
- 12:50Speaker 3: What is that where you can hook up with anybody
- 12:53Speaker 3: you want once without having to inform the other person,
- 12:57Speaker 3: but if there's a repeat business situation or you go
- 13:01Speaker 3: back for seconds, then you have to let them know
- 13:03Speaker 3: and get their blessing or they have the opportunity to
- 13:05Speaker 3: shut it down.
- 13:06Speaker 11: Okay, why did this conversation come up?
- 13:10Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 13:10Speaker 1: Pretty, that's a great question.
- 13:12Speaker 3: And it wasn't like out of I don't remember it
- 13:14Speaker 3: being something that was kind of out of nowhere. It
- 13:16Speaker 3: might have been like something age hear about mister Feenie.
- 13:18Speaker 4: Yeah, some conversations.
- 13:22Speaker 3: But like these guys, they've been married for seventy five years.
- 13:25Speaker 3: You know, I wonder, like you know, they say like, oh, well,
- 13:27Speaker 3: you know, monogamy is not.
- 13:29Speaker 5: Natural, probably especially when you're famous like mister Feenie.
- 13:33Speaker 3: My in laws they just celebrated fifty years, damn. And
- 13:37Speaker 3: I wonder if they have an open marriage.
- 13:39Speaker 1: Oh, you got to ask you. They don't.
- 13:41Speaker 3: Definitely, neither one of them leave the house.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Question for Greg and Menace, if your grandparents came out
- 13:46Speaker 1: with this story, how like what bridge do you go to?
- 13:48Speaker 1: Do you go to the clod to find them? It's
- 13:53Speaker 1: like grandparents, to be honest, I don't know think.
- 13:56Speaker 9: I would care care. But if it was like your parents, yeah,
- 14:04Speaker 9: I tried a lot.
- 14:05Speaker 5: Of great grandparents. I don't care.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Never met him, Greg Gory, what you got?
- 14:09Speaker 5: So Pete Davidson and his ex model girlfriend, Elsie Hewitt,
- 14:13Speaker 5: they officially broke up only five months after their daughter
- 14:16Speaker 5: was born.
- 14:16Speaker 1: They d just had a kid just.
- 14:20Speaker 5: What five months?
- 14:20Speaker 12: Wow?
- 14:21Speaker 5: And the ex went on TikTok the other day spreading
- 14:25Speaker 5: alleged lies. She said, Oh, it's so hard to take
- 14:29Speaker 5: care of a baby and work and have to make
- 14:31Speaker 5: money because I'm doing it all by myself. And people
- 14:34Speaker 5: were commenting, we hope you don't mean the financial part.
- 14:37Speaker 5: You're not doing that by yourself, and she said yes.
- 14:41Speaker 5: So then T team Pete Davidson comes in and says
- 14:44Speaker 5: that is so not true. He's totally present for the baby,
- 14:48Speaker 5: wants nothing but the best for Elsie, and that he's
- 14:49Speaker 5: paying for everything, including her rent and her health insurance.
- 14:52Speaker 4: Lucky is his only kid. Yeah, everywhere, And he.
- 14:58Speaker 5: Said he took those comments, he was just totally caught
- 15:00Speaker 5: off guard by then because they're completely untrue. But now
- 15:04Speaker 5: Elsie has doubled down, she says not only it's true,
- 15:07Speaker 5: She went on Instagram saying she's now currently looking for
- 15:10Speaker 5: an assistant, a nanny type, a right hand person with
- 15:14Speaker 5: the princess parentheses with a money sign in it. In
- 15:17Speaker 5: other words, and I'll pay you to be my assistant
- 15:19Speaker 5: because she's having it that hard.
- 15:21Speaker 1: Oh, so moms out there, yeah, right, cheats nanny money.
- 15:26Speaker 5: Right, So I think Pete would have an easy time
- 15:29Speaker 5: proving it.
- 15:30Speaker 3: He doesn't seem like he's a bad guy.
- 15:32Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, but why is he like in and out
- 15:34Speaker 1: with all these chicks.
- 15:35Speaker 3: I constantly she's got commitment issues.
- 15:37Speaker 1: I guess he's also. I think he seems like be
- 15:40Speaker 1: though I like b. Davison a lot. I'm just saying, like,
- 15:42Speaker 1: what what is actually going on?
- 15:44Speaker 3: He reminds me of my one friend guy. Yeah, you know,
- 15:47Speaker 3: like I'm talking, well chicks, and he's been this friend
- 15:51Speaker 3: of mine. He's now been with somebody for a while now,
- 15:53Speaker 3: but for the long time it was one of the yo.
- 15:55Speaker 1: Yeah they've been together for fourteen years, damn or something
- 16:00Speaker 1: something long term.
- 16:01Speaker 5: Yeah, it's thought his longest relationship was like fourteen minutes
- 16:04Speaker 5: it used to be. And this thing.
- 16:05Speaker 3: I think he always wanted something like that, but could never,
- 16:08Speaker 3: like once he was in something, it would be like
- 16:10Speaker 3: get spooked or get what psychological thing would happen there?
- 16:15Speaker 3: So it's all these one of these things that he wanted.
- 16:17Speaker 3: I think Pete Davidson might be the kind of guy.
- 16:19Speaker 3: He wants something like that, but he's got all this
- 16:21Speaker 3: other baggage or something.
- 16:23Speaker 7: He rushes into stuff pretty quick. I mean him and
- 16:26Speaker 7: Ariana Grande got engaged super fast.
- 16:28Speaker 8: He was dating this girl for a few months before
- 16:29Speaker 8: she got pregnant. I mean just things move very quick.
- 16:31Speaker 1: He loves hard, you know, yeah, love did a story
- 16:36Speaker 1: telling the Lord Michael's biography about him and how like
- 16:39Speaker 1: he'll meet a girl at the SNL after party and
- 16:42Speaker 1: of course he's famous. He's on the show and it's
- 16:44Speaker 1: three am in New York and he'll tell Lord Michaels,
- 16:47Speaker 1: I think I just met the woman I'm going to marry.
- 16:48Speaker 5: Oh, can't be alone kind of person.
- 16:52Speaker 3: I think we all know a person like that who
- 16:54Speaker 3: falls in love super fast.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, Tyler Dio's coffee.
- 17:00Speaker 13: Yeah, did that sound like Tyler talk for your birthday
- 17:04Speaker 13: to your porno birthday show, saying this shiverday, we won't
- 17:11Speaker 13: sit because he.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Was like, it's Shiday, and you know we don't Doday.
- 17:16Speaker 3: We'll start with the celebrities. I pitted a fool who
- 17:19Speaker 3: doesn't wish mister Ta happy birthday. Yeah, he's seventy four
- 17:23Speaker 3: years old today. Josh Allen, the quarterback of the Buffalo Bills.
- 17:27Speaker 3: He is thirty and a new dad. Judge Reinhold Billy
- 17:31Speaker 3: Rosewood in the Beverly Hills cop movies, Neil and the
- 17:33Speaker 3: Santa Claus Movies, Fast Times. He was in that how
- 17:36Speaker 3: old is what is Judge Reinhold today? But I always
- 17:39Speaker 3: thought was a really weird name.
- 17:40Speaker 1: Judge Reinhold sixty nine.
- 17:44Speaker 3: He's sixty nine years old.
- 17:47Speaker 1: You're so good at that.
- 17:48Speaker 5: That's weird.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Former Minnesota Senator and SNL writer and cast member Al
- 17:53Speaker 3: Franken is seventy five. Today she was doctor Lisa Cuddy
- 17:56Speaker 3: on House Lisa Edelstein.
- 17:58Speaker 1: Love Her is sixty.
- 17:59Speaker 3: Cody Johnson, the country singer Yes is thirty nine and
- 18:04Speaker 3: today's part of Birthday Marie McCrae Antiay's birthday girl. She
- 18:08Speaker 3: goes through more wood than a campsite.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Annoying.
- 18:11Speaker 3: She's been in six hundred and ninety one fine films,
- 18:13Speaker 3: including a toe sucking Birthday. She was in twelve Nasty
- 18:18Speaker 3: Girls Masturbating. Also Bush Master Confidential Volume one. She was
- 18:23Speaker 3: in Creamy Panties. Oh, also Lesbian House Hunters Volumes eight
- 18:30Speaker 3: and eleven.
- 18:30Speaker 5: Okay, now we're getting better.
- 18:32Speaker 3: She was in Shower banging my roommate to piss off
- 18:35Speaker 3: my girlfriend.
- 18:36Speaker 1: That'll do it.
- 18:37Speaker 3: Also so many toys, so little vagina. Oh, and then
- 18:41Speaker 3: who can forget her on in aural probation and the
- 18:44Speaker 3: long Finger of the law.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Ol right, Marie McCrae, who is forty one years old today,
- 18:52Speaker 1: and that is your part of birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
- 18:55Speaker 1: and a quick.
- 18:56Speaker 3: Little look at what's happening around the world, a little
- 18:58Speaker 3: bit of a talk about the world of entertain.
- 19:00Speaker 1: In here on the Woody Show.
- 19:02Speaker 2: The show.
- 19:05Speaker 3: Well, here's a here's a diet I hadn't heard about yet,
- 19:11Speaker 3: the Biblical eating diet.
- 19:12Speaker 5: Oh you've heard this?
- 19:14Speaker 6: Yes, I think, if I'm not mistaken, I think Chris
- 19:16Speaker 6: Pratt did this.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Really has this has been floating around? Yeah about it.
- 19:22Speaker 3: It's built around consuming only foods mentioned in the Christian
- 19:27Speaker 3: Bible because of things like lamb, fish, lentils, figs, olive oil,
- 19:34Speaker 3: and whole grains, whistables. There's no processed foods like you're
- 19:38Speaker 3: on crustables because that wouldn't have appeared in the scripture.
- 19:42Speaker 5: That sounds not bad.
- 19:43Speaker 1: That's not just what they call clean eating or what's.
- 19:45Speaker 6: The point specifically, Like is it specifically about health or
- 19:49Speaker 6: is it like a spiritual thing?
- 19:50Speaker 3: I think it's just basically to stop eating processed stuff
- 19:52Speaker 3: and the like I said, the clean eating thing has
- 19:54Speaker 3: been big for a while.
- 19:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of like whole thirty yeah, but this
- 19:57Speaker 1: is a very specific could you have wine?
- 20:00Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that insane if you couldn't.
- 20:02Speaker 3: Now, there's a Nashville based Christian dietitian streams Abby, and
- 20:06Speaker 3: she incorporates Bible verses into her nutrition content, noting a
- 20:10Speaker 3: scene in the Book of John where Jesus eats bread
- 20:12Speaker 3: and fish. The trend, the push against processed foods and
- 20:16Speaker 3: overlaps with the existing whole food, locally sourced, prayer based
- 20:20Speaker 3: content community things going on, and so uh, they say,
- 20:24Speaker 3: the spiritual thing just sets it apart from just the
- 20:27Speaker 3: ordinary clean eating. So you're combining you're oh God, please, God,
- 20:31Speaker 3: stop letting me continue to be fat. You combine that
- 20:34Speaker 3: with your your clean eating stuff. Oh, she's got a
- 20:36Speaker 3: hat that says Jesus ate carbs.
- 20:38Speaker 5: All right, good?
- 20:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 20:41Speaker 3: People are asked, Greg, I thought of you, and I
- 20:42Speaker 3: saw that I had to bring Yeah, all right. So
- 20:44Speaker 3: people were asked, what's a fancy food word that makes
- 20:47Speaker 3: you instantly roll your eyes when you see it on
- 20:49Speaker 3: the menu.
- 20:50Speaker 5: Fancy.
- 20:52Speaker 3: I'll give you an example of what they're getting out here,
- 20:54Speaker 3: like when you hear in the ads hands sliced avocados.
- 20:58Speaker 5: The stupidest phrase. How else she gonna slice it?
- 21:01Speaker 3: Yeah, hand crafted?
- 21:03Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 21:03Speaker 3: Yet so it was made by hand, like all food
- 21:05Speaker 3: is like everything.
- 21:06Speaker 1: I don't want to take this away from Greg, but
- 21:08Speaker 1: avocados can be smashed and or perade, pestle and mortar, right, right, but.
- 21:13Speaker 5: How do you get it out of their peel or
- 21:16Speaker 5: the machine?
- 21:17Speaker 3: Hand cut?
- 21:18Speaker 5: But that doesn't make it fancy.
- 21:19Speaker 3: A knife was surely involved.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and cut.
- 21:23Speaker 6: And they've changed homemade to housemade house housemade potato chips.
- 21:28Speaker 5: Okay. I was thinking, so this is some stuff that
- 21:31Speaker 5: you would see on a menu.
- 21:33Speaker 3: Phrase things like that farm to fork.
- 21:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 21:36Speaker 3: Farm the table sounds fresh, not a gray area.
- 21:39Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I think is douchey on a
- 21:41Speaker 5: menu it will be like pork chopped thirty two dollars,
- 21:44Speaker 5: filet mignon forty six dollars. Uh fresh fish AQ.
- 21:49Speaker 3: AQ Yeah, market price, but it says a Q is
- 21:53Speaker 3: that quietly?
- 21:55Speaker 5: Like ask question?
- 21:56Speaker 3: Maybe just for market price, but also market price instead
- 22:01Speaker 3: of what actually listed price?
- 22:03Speaker 1: Like like what, Yeah, I'm sorry, I have to check
- 22:05Speaker 1: the market price.
- 22:07Speaker 5: I got well versed on the current price of clan.
- 22:10Speaker 1: Do you want to know Greg? Yeah?
- 22:13Speaker 5: I don't, I mean I would love to.
- 22:14Speaker 1: Know as quoted. Where is it quoted at? Yeah, it
- 22:20Speaker 1: depends on how much they have, based on how much
- 22:22Speaker 1: they ordered.
- 22:23Speaker 4: I've never heard of eight.
- 22:24Speaker 1: We can let this go.
- 22:25Speaker 9: Those Ribbis that we had that when they said it
- 22:29Speaker 9: was market price. I never saw that for Ribbis before.
- 22:32Speaker 3: Well, this is like a It was like they promoted
- 22:34Speaker 3: as like a super I forget how many day dry
- 22:36Speaker 3: aged something, because then you can say that you add
- 22:40Speaker 3: the whole dry age thing on there. They can immediately
- 22:42Speaker 3: jack the price.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Out of menace. I'll tell you, Ribbis, Greg, I know
- 22:45Speaker 1: you're gonna hate this insanely priced. A new grocery store
- 22:48Speaker 1: opened up across from us, so we got a little
- 22:49Speaker 1: coupons and our mailers half and like every five days
- 22:52Speaker 1: you get a new treat. One of them was half
- 22:54Speaker 1: off Ribby's walk in and like half off Ribbi. The
- 23:00Speaker 1: price for the Rabbi was a mere forty dollars per pound,
- 23:06Speaker 1: twenty dollars per pound. I wasn't buy what damn the hell?
- 23:10Speaker 1: It's one of them fancy like smaller sort of restaurant
- 23:13Speaker 1: grocery stores. But I looked around it like all the
- 23:16Speaker 1: stuff is just damn. These prices be too damn high.
- 23:20Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:20Speaker 3: People were asked, what's a fancy food word that makes
- 23:22Speaker 3: you instantly roll your eyes when you see it on
- 23:24Speaker 3: the menu? Curated. Yeah, it's a restaurant, it's not a museum.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Handheld, these are the sandwiches.
- 23:32Speaker 5: Yeah, that seems like low budget to me.
- 23:37Speaker 3: You see those posts where it's like you just know
- 23:39Speaker 3: when you see these things, your burger is going to
- 23:41Speaker 3: be fifty bucks. And the handlebar mustard apron denim apron
- 23:46Speaker 3: metal stools.
- 23:48Speaker 5: Such a cliche.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Yeah, like it looks like a like an iron workers den.
- 23:53Speaker 1: It does kind of thing.
- 23:55Speaker 3: Seasonal fruit, vegetable season I do like, yeah, open faced,
- 24:00Speaker 3: just say half a sandwich, well deconstructed, Yeah, that.
- 24:05Speaker 5: Can go away.
- 24:07Speaker 3: Play the ingredients, oh, freshly cracked eggs greg.
- 24:11Speaker 5: As opposed to rotten cracked eggs.
- 24:14Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it could be the powdered stuff,
- 24:16Speaker 3: the powdered eggs, or just like the other way, we
- 24:20Speaker 3: just cracked the order. It didn't come into big like
- 24:24Speaker 3: you know, seventeen gallon vats.
- 24:28Speaker 5: Yeah. There are some douchey cooking words in general, like
- 24:31Speaker 5: the douchiest I can think of shift an nod, like
- 24:37Speaker 5: the way that you like take an herb and you
- 24:38Speaker 5: kind of roll it up and then slice it into ribbons.
- 24:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 24:41Speaker 6: That and deglaze the pan that just means poor liquid
- 24:44Speaker 6: in it and get the brown stuff off the bottom
- 24:46Speaker 6: and scrape it.
- 24:46Speaker 3: Yeah, like I think sou v sounds douchey.
- 24:49Speaker 5: That does that?
- 24:51Speaker 1: Dude? I tell you, the people who do it, they.
- 24:54Speaker 3: Don't swear about it. They don't shut up about they
- 24:56Speaker 3: love it so much.
- 24:56Speaker 1: It's a hot tub meat bath.
- 25:00Speaker 3: You you put like a steak into a bag and
- 25:03Speaker 3: you put it into this bag. It's all sealed up
- 25:05Speaker 3: and you drop it into this water. But there's like
- 25:07Speaker 3: a thermometer or whatever it down maintains the temperature and
- 25:10Speaker 3: you run it that way and then you would like
- 25:13Speaker 3: see it in a pan.
- 25:14Speaker 1: The idea, the idea being that that could that the
- 25:17Speaker 1: water is a better heat and a constant heat at
- 25:20Speaker 1: let's say one hundred and forty five degrees, so you
- 25:22Speaker 1: get medium and medium rare throughout the entire state.
- 25:24Speaker 3: It's supposed to be like mega tender.
- 25:26Speaker 1: Really I never do.
- 25:29Speaker 3: I mean Chef's Swoop was kind of talking about that,
- 25:32Speaker 3: you know, even first and then you finish when they
- 25:34Speaker 3: called it the first the air.
- 25:37Speaker 9: Isn't that what the thing that all you guys were
- 25:39Speaker 9: going crazy for forever?
- 25:41Speaker 1: What the hell is that device? The airfier is with water.
- 25:47Speaker 3: It's literally you still don't do the air fire never really,
- 25:50Speaker 3: but you're all about your ninja crispy, Ninja crisp.
- 25:53Speaker 1: But there's different he is it? It looks different.
- 25:57Speaker 5: No, it looks it's.
- 25:58Speaker 1: The same with it. Yeah, it put it's it's got
- 26:03Speaker 1: sea three.
- 26:03Speaker 11: Yeah, it's an air it's an air fryer.
- 26:07Speaker 1: So you have an air fries glass.
- 26:09Speaker 3: Because Menace does not like a microwave as fast as
- 26:12Speaker 3: he likes things, and he will be like pit stopping any.
- 26:14Speaker 1: Kind of food thing he will not doesn't taste as good.
- 26:17Speaker 1: He's not a micron or oven. You guys can't agree
- 26:20Speaker 1: with that.
- 26:21Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it depends on what it is.
- 26:24Speaker 5: Correct, Like, if I buy something that has the option,
- 26:26Speaker 5: here's the microwave way to do it, here's the oven
- 26:28Speaker 5: way to do it.
- 26:28Speaker 1: I'm doing oven.
- 26:29Speaker 3: Like if I'm just heating up pasta microwave, just fine.
- 26:32Speaker 3: If I'm heating up pizza, not great, right, The air
- 26:36Speaker 3: friar air Fire's magic on that because two minutes it's
- 26:39Speaker 3: almost as quick as the microwave.
- 26:41Speaker 9: But if he tried Ninja Crispyinja, it's way different.
- 26:46Speaker 3: Works the same as my Airn Air Fire.
- 26:50Speaker 14: Four.
- 26:50Speaker 3: Text us over to two to nine eighty seven more
- 26:53Speaker 3: what he showed next.
- 26:54Speaker 5: Hang on.
- 26:56Speaker 2: A bit.
- 26:58Speaker 8: I sold a pair of my dirty work out socks
- 27:00Speaker 8: to a foot free. Already got paid.
- 27:07Speaker 7: Now you consider selling other wars, Sammy, No, I'm just show.
- 27:17Speaker 3: It's another new hour of the Wooded Show for you
- 27:21Speaker 3: this morning. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
- 27:24Speaker 3: You could text us over to two to nine eighty
- 27:28Speaker 3: seven Woody. Greg mannis kind a grant. I feel like
- 27:32Speaker 3: we were talking about this reason. I don't remember why
- 27:36Speaker 3: Hell Michigan is for sale.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so there's an unknown way.
- 27:40Speaker 3: The little hamlet of Hell, Michigan located off Patterson Lake
- 27:45Speaker 3: Road in Putnam Township. It's near Pickney, about twenty miles
- 27:49Speaker 3: northwest of ann Arbor, and it's on the market. You
- 27:52Speaker 3: can buy Hell Michigan for six hundred and twenty five
- 27:56Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
- 27:58Speaker 1: We were talking about it like last week. I was
- 28:00Speaker 1: telling a story.
- 28:01Speaker 3: Yeah, Hell has tried to sell before. Back in twenty sixteen,
- 28:04Speaker 3: it was listed for nine hundred thousand, but those deals
- 28:07Speaker 3: fell through.
- 28:08Speaker 4: Quiet for the show, just for a sign that says
- 28:11Speaker 4: welcome to Hell.
- 28:11Speaker 3: Yeah, four parcels totally seven point two one acres, two buildings,
- 28:15Speaker 3: a two thousand square foot former restaurant, a sixteen hundred
- 28:20Speaker 3: square foot souvenir shop. Because you know, seal stuff that
- 28:22Speaker 3: says I've been to Hell.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh that's what we were talking about. Yeah, we
- 28:28Speaker 1: sell them back. Yeah, we sent me to Hell. Yeah.
- 28:31Speaker 3: So tell the story that you met as worked at
- 28:33Speaker 3: this radio station this years before joined the Woody Show.
- 28:36Speaker 9: Yeah, I used to work on another morning show and
- 28:39Speaker 9: we were hiring a new position basically like a Morgan,
- 28:42Speaker 9: like a Morgan position, and we said, ok right, we
- 28:46Speaker 9: announced it on a Friday, said, hey, you're going to
- 28:49Speaker 9: get this position.
- 28:50Speaker 1: But to like seal the deal.
- 28:51Speaker 9: You're gonna have to go jump in almost Yeah, you're
- 28:54Speaker 9: gonna have to go to Hell and back. So you're
- 28:56Speaker 9: gonna have to call in from Hell, Michigan on Monday.
- 29:00Speaker 3: Now keep in mind he was working in San Francisco.
- 29:03Speaker 1: And you can't fly, can fly.
- 29:06Speaker 3: You gotta get you gotta get to Hell, Michigan, Michigan,
- 29:09Speaker 3: and then back to San Francisco.
- 29:10Speaker 1: This is a Friday.
- 29:11Speaker 3: You gotta get there and back between now and.
- 29:13Speaker 9: Well no, no, you just had at least call in
- 29:14Speaker 9: from help from the day from Helen Michigan on Monday,
- 29:18Speaker 9: and uh, he was able to do it.
- 29:20Speaker 1: And it was awesome. How did you get there?
- 29:22Speaker 9: I think like it was like just driving NonStop because
- 29:26Speaker 9: he took somebody with him, so they like just drove
- 29:29Speaker 9: like through the night. Yeah, just took shifts and just
- 29:33Speaker 9: got to Hell, Michigan. And it was so funny because like, yeah,
- 29:36Speaker 9: he he befriended like locals and they had like all
- 29:39Speaker 9: these pictures of them like drinking beer in front of
- 29:42Speaker 9: somebody like house and like barbecues and stuff.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really cool.
- 29:47Speaker 3: The property also includes a wedding chapel, a mini golf course.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Nice. So there you go.
- 29:53Speaker 3: They call it turnkey novelty retail destination.
- 29:55Speaker 1: It would yeah, one hour, you could sell a bunch of.
- 30:00Speaker 3: Dude seven seven and a quarter acres let's call it,
- 30:03Speaker 3: for six hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. So that's
- 30:07Speaker 3: a good amount of land. Unreal, I mean, you know,
- 30:09Speaker 3: compared to some places.
- 30:11Speaker 2: Man.
- 30:11Speaker 3: Let's take San Francisco as an example, man, you buy
- 30:14Speaker 3: a house in San Francisco, you get a postage stamp
- 30:17Speaker 3: three million dollars.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Oh.
- 30:19Speaker 9: Just talking to my friend yesterday because you know, that's
- 30:21Speaker 9: originally where I'm from. And my buddy was thinking, like,
- 30:24Speaker 9: you know, he has a girlfriend and they're thinking about
- 30:26Speaker 9: like getting a place together. And he said, yeah, dude,
- 30:28Speaker 9: like a piece of crap condos one point five million?
- 30:31Speaker 1: Yeah, cross for sure. Yeah.
- 30:33Speaker 3: A little follow up on our conversation about what's the
- 30:36Speaker 3: single best piece of advice you ever got? That last
- 30:39Speaker 3: man standing that we did a couple other piece of
- 30:42Speaker 3: feedback here ninety nine saying I have a bunch of them.
- 30:46Speaker 3: One is never give a man or a woman all
- 30:48Speaker 3: of your love or all of your money.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Oh oh that's good, that's good.
- 30:52Speaker 5: That's sad though. Why why shouldn't you give your partner
- 30:56Speaker 5: all your.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Love because then you give up everything? Why are you
- 30:59Speaker 1: leaving out the money? Too big of a risk?
- 31:03Speaker 5: But why should Why shouldn't you?
- 31:05Speaker 3: Here's one date an older married woman. They don't tell,
- 31:08Speaker 3: they don't swell, and they're grateful as hell.
- 31:12Speaker 1: They don't get pregnant, fat or pregnant.
- 31:14Speaker 3: When I'm thinking, I don't know exactly what they mean
- 31:16Speaker 3: by it.
- 31:17Speaker 1: They don't swell, but I.
- 31:17Speaker 5: Mean probably pregnant.
- 31:20Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see this one came in. I heard about
- 31:24Speaker 3: a single best piece of advice mine is fear. Anxiety
- 31:26Speaker 3: depression might feel like a mile wide, but it's only
- 31:29Speaker 3: an inch deep.
- 31:30Speaker 8: True.
- 31:30Speaker 1: I think I've heard something like that before.
- 31:32Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh, four one two, texting over I have it
- 31:35Speaker 3: goes on tattooed on my body from the Robert Frost
- 31:38Speaker 3: quote In three words, I get summoned up everything I've
- 31:41Speaker 3: learned about in life.
- 31:42Speaker 1: It just goes on, all right.
- 31:44Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 31:44Speaker 6: A friend of mine has a tattoo that says it's
- 31:46Speaker 6: only temporary.
- 31:47Speaker 1: I think it's the same thing this one.
- 31:49Speaker 15: Uh.
- 31:49Speaker 3: If you have to hide it or lie about it,
- 31:51Speaker 3: rethink doing it.
- 31:52Speaker 4: Thank you?
- 31:55Speaker 3: I have, I have. This is the conversation, will you
- 31:58Speaker 3: guys blah blah, look here. If you're not quite sure
- 32:01Speaker 3: if you're gonna end up getting in trouble for something,
- 32:03Speaker 3: or you're not quite sure if you should be doing something,
- 32:06Speaker 3: I want you. I want you to think about it
- 32:08Speaker 3: this way. Would you do or say or type or
- 32:11Speaker 3: send or whatever you're about to do? Would you do
- 32:13Speaker 3: that if your mom or I were standing right here
- 32:16Speaker 3: watching what.
- 32:17Speaker 1: You were doing. If the answer is no, then don't
- 32:20Speaker 1: do it. Yeah.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Now someone's like, well, what about jerking off?
- 32:23Speaker 2: What?
- 32:23Speaker 1: No, that's different.
- 32:24Speaker 3: That's that's different. That's what we want you to do
- 32:28Speaker 3: in private. Because I've brought that same advice where you know,
- 32:40Speaker 3: we talk about what is cheating, what is not cheating.
- 32:42Speaker 1: I said, it's different for everybody.
- 32:43Speaker 3: The best way to look at it is like, if
- 32:45Speaker 3: you wouldn't do it, say it or whatever in front
- 32:47Speaker 3: of your significant other, then that means it's not okay
- 32:50Speaker 3: because there's a reason that you're not.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Jigging it that keep them.
- 32:55Speaker 3: Well, maybe some people are into doing that in front
- 32:58Speaker 3: of the other person. I mean, and if that is
- 33:00Speaker 3: the case, that means that means that you would do it.
- 33:02Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 33:03Speaker 1: Fine, yeah, but yeah, that's that's not bad. It's pretty good.
- 33:07Speaker 1: I like that.
- 33:08Speaker 4: My husband won't even pee in front of me. In
- 33:11Speaker 4: front of him all the time, dude.
- 33:12Speaker 2: Uh.
- 33:13Speaker 3: Burt Kreischer just posted on Instagram he was sitting on
- 33:18Speaker 3: the toilet and his wife Leanne was standing right there
- 33:20Speaker 3: in front of him, and he's like, uh so, uh,
- 33:24Speaker 3: you guys have the kind of relationship we can just
- 33:25Speaker 3: be like, take it into a brit in front of like,
- 33:27Speaker 3: with someone this close to you.
- 33:29Speaker 4: Okay, no, that yeah, I mean.
- 33:31Speaker 1: He was just sitting on the Oh, I don't know
- 33:33Speaker 1: if he swears peeing? Yes, yeah, I don't know, nobod.
- 33:38Speaker 3: I mean like, okay, so he's sitting on the throat here, Morgan,
- 33:40Speaker 3: just come over. Let's just pretend I'm sitting on the throne.
- 33:41Speaker 3: I'll show you how close he was. So he's on
- 33:44Speaker 3: the throne like this.
- 33:45Speaker 6: Oh my god, He's like, yeah, it's on his Instagram.
- 33:52Speaker 6: They're like eight inches part in her hands.
- 33:54Speaker 8: Are too close for even a married couple.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Yeah, that's horrible.
- 33:57Speaker 8: Yeah, that's just unnecessary.
- 33:59Speaker 7: I don't don't mind. I don't care about pooping at all.
- 34:01Speaker 7: I mean, we know that poop in front of someone.
- 34:03Speaker 7: I don't care if they poop in front of me.
- 34:04Speaker 1: But look, look, look how closely are.
- 34:09Speaker 8: Literally just say that.
- 34:17Speaker 1: He also likes to shave her.
- 34:19Speaker 8: Shave her b uh.
- 34:21Speaker 3: Yeah, they've they've played around, you know, with with that,
- 34:24Speaker 3: and he you know, I guess it was a fun
- 34:26Speaker 3: a fun thing for them.
- 34:29Speaker 1: I don't want to do that.
- 34:29Speaker 8: I always wondered.
- 34:30Speaker 5: Shaving somebody else is probably way more common than being
- 34:33Speaker 5: that close when you're pooping.
- 34:34Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, I don't. Yeah, I don't don't.
- 34:36Speaker 12: But what turns you on about oh yeah, let me shave?
- 34:41Speaker 12: I think they just I think it is for some people.
- 34:43Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think it.
- 34:44Speaker 7: Usually starts when somebody is pregnant and can't get.
- 34:47Speaker 8: To the area themselves.
- 34:49Speaker 4: That's it was for them.
- 34:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:51Speaker 9: What's that chick from Arrested Development, the girl with all
- 34:55Speaker 9: the freckles?
- 34:56Speaker 1: That was uh Eli Shotcat.
- 34:59Speaker 9: Yeah, she was doing this interview where it was like
- 35:02Speaker 9: real Hollywood stories, and she said that she showed up
- 35:05Speaker 9: to a party and she wanted to hook up this guy,
- 35:08Speaker 9: and so they went out over to another room and
- 35:11Speaker 9: the guy like wanted to shave.
- 35:13Speaker 5: Like what really? Yeah, being helpful, I guess.
- 35:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't, boy scout, I don't have any any
- 35:21Speaker 1: interest in that. Like, I'm too nervous. There's too many I.
- 35:26Speaker 8: Would be nervous to have somebody else do with.
- 35:28Speaker 7: That's a major trust thing to show up to a
- 35:30Speaker 7: party and have a random stranger do that.
- 35:31Speaker 1: No, I mean, that is an.
- 35:33Speaker 3: Intricate job, you know what I mean?
- 35:35Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so weird.
- 35:37Speaker 5: I flinched quite a bit when I got the straight
- 35:39Speaker 5: razor shave on my face, like right, imagine that on
- 35:43Speaker 5: the stroat.
- 35:45Speaker 3: Even if you have like one of those safety razors
- 35:47Speaker 3: or what they still no, no thanks?
- 35:49Speaker 1: Yeah, how about you do it?
- 35:51Speaker 3: You just let me know what's done and I'll check
- 35:53Speaker 3: the work I investigate. Yeah, I'll be the I'll be
- 36:00Speaker 3: the foreman.
- 36:01Speaker 5: Of the job you grewom. I'll just enjoy this. Yeah,
- 36:04Speaker 5: exactly aftermath.
- 36:07Speaker 1: And moving right along with the trending news headlines, Well, the.
- 36:11Speaker 6: US just officially charged former Cuban leader Raoul Castro over
- 36:15Speaker 6: the nineteen ninety six attack where Cuban fighter jets shot
- 36:18Speaker 6: down two planes belonging to the Miami based group Brothers
- 36:21Speaker 6: to the Rescue. The planes were flying near Cuba when
- 36:23Speaker 6: they were blown out of the sky, killing all four
- 36:26Speaker 6: people on board, including three Americans, and for decades, US
- 36:29Speaker 6: officials believe Castro helped order that attack, but they never
- 36:32Speaker 6: actually charged him until now. So he's facing charges including
- 36:36Speaker 6: conspiracy and murder. But still since he lives in Cube,
- 36:39Speaker 6: there's almost no chance he'll end up in the US.
- 36:40Speaker 3: I saw him on they were talking about on the news,
- 36:44Speaker 3: and they had a video of him. Now I would
- 36:46Speaker 3: have never recognized Fidel Castro.
- 36:48Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why you didn't recognize him.
- 36:53Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying like I wouldn't have recognized them, yeah,
- 36:56Speaker 3: because they were like showing like pictures of him talking
- 36:58Speaker 3: to Fidel.
- 36:59Speaker 1: Yeah right, and it's like it's it's who else did
- 37:02Speaker 1: I see years ago?
- 37:04Speaker 3: I know, but it was like a really well known
- 37:06Speaker 3: actor didn't look anything like him, mister before he died,
- 37:12Speaker 3: like Gene Hackman, Like man, that guy could have gone
- 37:16Speaker 3: out with you know, no hat, no glasses, no nothing,
- 37:18Speaker 3: have been like just any other old days. Yeah, that's
- 37:22Speaker 3: the only you you age into anonymity. The only time
- 37:26Speaker 3: I feel bad for celebrities when people say, wow, she
- 37:29Speaker 3: really aged, that's what happens.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Still be alive. I don't know think that's fair. Honestly.
- 37:35Speaker 9: They do that, and I know this is gonna sound crazy,
- 37:38Speaker 9: but like, uh, they do that to female actresses and
- 37:42Speaker 9: I think it's actually kind of wrong on social media,
- 37:44Speaker 9: like ones that are not currently working, like they don't
- 37:47Speaker 9: work anymore, and they're like.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Oh, check out what happened to her?
- 37:51Speaker 9: They like dig up, dig up, like old bay Watch
- 37:55Speaker 9: chicks that have like not been.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Working for almost two decades.
- 37:58Speaker 6: Life in a picture going in the storm exactly.
- 38:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:02Speaker 3: Also, I mean it's just because you remember them. They're frozen.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Yeah, they're frozen.
- 38:08Speaker 5: In time.
- 38:09Speaker 3: Like, okay, So the chick from Top Gun, what's Kelly?
- 38:16Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the old Top Gun.
- 38:18Speaker 3: Yeah, the original Top Gun. It was Mavericks, you know,
- 38:22Speaker 3: you know, love Interest. She was the other you know,
- 38:24Speaker 3: navy chick. And like, you see a picture of her
- 38:28Speaker 3: now you're like, wow, I can't even see where this
- 38:30Speaker 3: person was that person.
- 38:32Speaker 4: She looks like a regular old grandma.
- 38:34Speaker 3: It's crazy, but in your mind because it's such an
- 38:37Speaker 3: iconic movie in your mind.
- 38:39Speaker 9: Ye, But it's not like these people are out like
- 38:42Speaker 9: doing red carpets or anything like that. They're just trying
- 38:45Speaker 9: to live their life and the people are just digging
- 38:46Speaker 9: them up, and so for them, who cares?
- 38:50Speaker 5: Right? The actresses get old and fat, and the dudes
- 38:52Speaker 5: became women. Yeah, you know, like the rock stars all
- 38:56Speaker 5: look like old ladies.
- 38:57Speaker 1: That's the natural.
- 38:58Speaker 3: Arcie I was so obsessed with, you know, getting these
- 39:02Speaker 3: different things and these oils, and she looks good going
- 39:04Speaker 3: for the you know, uh, minimal amount, but like going
- 39:07Speaker 3: for like I try to talk her out of going
- 39:09Speaker 3: to the botox thing a.
- 39:11Speaker 1: Number of times, like what, like what are you doing?
- 39:13Speaker 1: Like why who cares? I don't care.
- 39:15Speaker 8: You don't know what she looks like.
- 39:19Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah she gets a monster.
- 39:22Speaker 6: Without Yeah no, but she goes out without makeup and
- 39:24Speaker 6: looks like snow white.
- 39:25Speaker 4: Let her do whatever she's doing.
- 39:27Speaker 8: Her skin is a flawless Yeah.
- 39:29Speaker 1: I'm just I don't you know. Good you get older,
- 39:31Speaker 1: that's what happens.
- 39:31Speaker 7: Like you said, Greg, I was watching an interview with
- 39:34Speaker 7: Ryder Strong, who was en Boy's World Hunter Sean Hunter,
- 39:38Speaker 7: and she was talking about but like he like he
- 39:41Speaker 7: feels almost like he's letting the world down by aging.
- 39:44Speaker 7: It's like everybody sees them or remembers them as this
- 39:48Speaker 7: and like you said, frozen in time that when they
- 39:50Speaker 7: see them and go like, oh they got older all
- 39:52Speaker 7: this stuff, they just feel like they're letting everybody down.
- 39:55Speaker 8: Like sorry, that's so sage.
- 39:56Speaker 6: Because you think of like, you know, what, was I
- 39:59Speaker 6: supposed to die at the height of my fame so
- 40:01Speaker 6: you can all remember me the way you.
- 40:02Speaker 3: Like me, like screw you, well no again. I think
- 40:05Speaker 3: sometimes it's not necessarily people are trying to be nasty.
- 40:09Speaker 1: I think it's just because they.
- 40:11Speaker 3: Remember you the same way that people some people don't
- 40:14Speaker 3: want to have like a like a wake, an open casket.
- 40:17Speaker 3: You know, people want you to remember them the way
- 40:20Speaker 3: they look. Not they don't want you know, they don't
- 40:22Speaker 3: want you to see you know.
- 40:23Speaker 4: Yeah, after the demise.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that, I get it.
- 40:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 40:28Speaker 6: Yeah, Well SeaBASS really, I'm sure he already knows, but
- 40:32Speaker 6: he is going to be very excited because SpaceX just
- 40:35Speaker 6: took a huge step toward becoming a publicly traded company,
- 40:38Speaker 6: which means regular people like us may eventually be able
- 40:41Speaker 6: to buy shares of it on the stock market for
- 40:43Speaker 6: the first time ever, and if it actually happens, it
- 40:46Speaker 6: could end up being one of the biggest IPOs in history.
- 40:49Speaker 4: So reports say.
- 40:50Speaker 6: The company could be worth somewhere around one and a
- 40:52Speaker 6: half trillion dollars, mostly because of how successful Starlink is,
- 40:57Speaker 6: and investors are also excited because Elon Musk recently moved
- 41:01Speaker 6: all of his AI projects from X into SpaceX earlier
- 41:05Speaker 6: this year. So the filing also showed SpaceX is pouring
- 41:08Speaker 6: huge amounts of money right now into.
- 41:09Speaker 1: Rockets, satellites, aios.
- 41:11Speaker 6: They spend yeah future trips to morow.
- 41:13Speaker 3: In order to do this stuff, yep.
- 41:15Speaker 4: And the IBOs absolutely.
- 41:17Speaker 6: The IBO would be a huge moment because SpaceX has
- 41:19Speaker 6: stayed private for about twenty years and if stocks take off,
- 41:23Speaker 6: it could theoretically, like on paper, make Elon Musk the
- 41:27Speaker 6: first trillionaire. And the House of Representatives just passed a
- 41:31Speaker 6: bill that would punish public schools by taking away federal
- 41:33Speaker 6: funding if they don't let parents know when students are
- 41:36Speaker 6: quote socially transitioning at school. That's like changing their names,
- 41:40Speaker 6: the pronouns, or other gender related stuff. The bill says
- 41:43Speaker 6: elementary and middle school kids would need parental consent before
- 41:46Speaker 6: making those kinds of changes at school, and supporters say
- 41:49Speaker 6: it's about making sure parents are fully involved in big
- 41:52Speaker 6: decisions about their children. Republicans backing it say some schools
- 41:55Speaker 6: have policies that allow students to change names or pronouns
- 41:58Speaker 6: without telling their parents, and they see this is more
- 42:00Speaker 6: of a parental rights issue. But Democrats are against it.
- 42:03Speaker 6: They argue that it could put vulnerable students at risk
- 42:06Speaker 6: by forcing schools to disclose this information to their parents.
- 42:10Speaker 6: So now it moves to the Senate and we'll see
- 42:12Speaker 6: what happens next.
- 42:13Speaker 5: So if and when this happens. Kids at schools are
- 42:16Speaker 5: telling their teachers like I'm Bobby and I want you
- 42:18Speaker 5: to call me yes Brenda now.
- 42:20Speaker 4: Yes, oh my god, yes, oh yeah.
- 42:23Speaker 3: Kids trying to avoid talking with teachers as much as possible.
- 42:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 42:28Speaker 1: Yeah, they.
- 42:29Speaker 3: I was trying to get into, like, you know, deep
- 42:31Speaker 3: conversations with.
- 42:33Speaker 5: I saw this meme just the other day administration. It showed,
- 42:36Speaker 5: like you know, the previous days, and it was a
- 42:39Speaker 5: teacher who got the student in trouble. The student did
- 42:42Speaker 5: something wrong and the parents are standing there with their
- 42:44Speaker 5: arms folded looking at the kid, and the teachers angry.
- 42:47Speaker 5: And then you fast forward today and then there's the
- 42:50Speaker 5: kid looking all smug and the parents are looking pissed
- 42:52Speaker 5: with their arms folded at the teacher.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Yeah. I have a teacher is the enemy.
- 42:56Speaker 6: I have a friend who's kid many many years, well
- 42:59Speaker 6: not that many a few years ago, would wear a
- 43:01Speaker 6: pin to school with the pronouns and they would change
- 43:04Speaker 6: like today this is my pin.
- 43:06Speaker 8: Yeah this is.
- 43:07Speaker 7: And one of the problems with the teachers not being
- 43:10Speaker 7: able to disclose to parents that the kid wants to
- 43:12Speaker 7: be called this, but they don't want their parent to
- 43:14Speaker 7: know is when the teachers around the parent. Let's say
- 43:16Speaker 7: it's a boy who wants to be called a she,
- 43:18Speaker 7: Well they have to call the kids she. But then
- 43:19Speaker 7: talking to the parents has to be a he because
- 43:21Speaker 7: and they're trying to switch back and forth.
- 43:23Speaker 8: It's a whole thing.
- 43:24Speaker 4: Can I just teach division? Teach my class?
- 43:27Speaker 9: I know this has talked about a lot, but I
- 43:29Speaker 9: would like to take just like a random survey with
- 43:31Speaker 9: the audience. Is this like something that you deal with
- 43:34Speaker 9: in your day to day life, Like if people could
- 43:37Speaker 9: text in Yeah, because I know it's talked about a lot,
- 43:40Speaker 9: but is this something that you deal with a lot.
- 43:43Speaker 3: Well, if you work in a school, I'd be interested
- 43:44Speaker 3: to see that. How many conversations are you really having? Yeah,
- 43:48Speaker 3: that's number one. But to me, it's a bigger question
- 43:51Speaker 3: about you know, we always want to hold and you
- 43:52Speaker 3: see more and more stories about holding parents responsible, and
- 43:55Speaker 3: you go, well, you should have known what was going
- 43:57Speaker 3: on with your own kid. Yeah, but like if you
- 44:00Speaker 3: have laws that are in place that keep parents knowing
- 44:04Speaker 3: what's going on with their kids.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Yeah, then like what do you like? Which which way
- 44:08Speaker 1: do you want it?
- 44:09Speaker 3: Do you want people knowing everything you know? Or do
- 44:12Speaker 3: you not want them knowing everything. And I used to
- 44:15Speaker 3: the point you're going to hold them accountable for when
- 44:17Speaker 3: something does go does go wrong, and you go, well, what,
- 44:19Speaker 3: how do you do not know what was what was happening? Well,
- 44:22Speaker 3: I don't know if they were struggling with identity or
- 44:24Speaker 3: struggling with these other things that might have contributed to
- 44:26Speaker 3: some kind of like depression or anxiety. They do, but
- 44:29Speaker 3: then then went off the rails with whatever. They were
- 44:31Speaker 3: getting bullied because they were going through this stuff. Like
- 44:34Speaker 3: that's that's what I would want to know as a parent.
- 44:36Speaker 1: Sense I don't.
- 44:37Speaker 3: I don't really care. Personally, I don't really care if
- 44:41Speaker 3: how any identify, yeah, my son or my daughter, how
- 44:45Speaker 3: they want to identify whatever.
- 44:47Speaker 1: I don't. I don't care.
- 44:48Speaker 3: I would want to know if there was something going
- 44:51Speaker 3: on because it could lead to a struggle because of that,
- 44:54Speaker 3: Because of.
- 44:55Speaker 4: That, you were never told about.
- 44:56Speaker 1: Correct.
- 44:56Speaker 4: I used to be come down on the side of like,
- 44:59Speaker 4: let them do it. It's school.
- 45:00Speaker 6: They want to express themselves, you know, get out of
- 45:02Speaker 6: their way, and now like I'm just so old and Jada, I'm.
- 45:04Speaker 1: Like, can you just go to school?
- 45:05Speaker 3: There's a text my second year teaching at a middle
- 45:08Speaker 3: school had twelve kids come out and say that they
- 45:11Speaker 3: have their preferred pronouns and how they want to be identified.
- 45:13Speaker 9: That's a lot of that's pretty big number.
- 45:17Speaker 1: It's way bigger number than I would have thought.
- 45:19Speaker 12: Yeah, I have a friend her son he changed his name. Yeah,
- 45:21Speaker 12: I don't know if he changed his pronouns, but he
- 45:23Speaker 12: changed his whole names.
- 45:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:24Speaker 8: So like one day, you're just a whole different pace.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:26Speaker 9: Now, I was outside this restaurant and there was a
- 45:30Speaker 9: group of mothers that are like in a circle, and
- 45:32Speaker 9: they were talking and they said if and they were
- 45:36Speaker 9: talking about this subject and they said, yeah, it always
- 45:40Speaker 9: it almost seems like if they're not part of this group,
- 45:43Speaker 9: then they're the outsider.
- 45:46Speaker 1: You're like, if they don't have because your kids.
- 45:49Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a kid, you know, it's very you want
- 45:52Speaker 3: to be accepted, so whatever whatever that means.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Yeah, this particular day is time. If I'm not doing
- 45:57Speaker 1: the pronoun thing, then I'm an outsider.
- 46:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 46:00Speaker 4: It's gone from a safe place to do it to
- 46:02Speaker 4: a trend.
- 46:02Speaker 1: There was a there was a moment.
- 46:04Speaker 3: This is like when that whole thing first really kind
- 46:06Speaker 3: of kicked in the high gear and they wanted everybody
- 46:09Speaker 3: in our email signature. Remember, oh, yes, at the company
- 46:12Speaker 3: to have it in our email signature for our company emails.
- 46:15Speaker 3: And I, first of all, I don't. I've never set
- 46:18Speaker 3: up the company email signature to begin with.
- 46:21Speaker 1: We get emails about it all the time. It's so dumb.
- 46:24Speaker 5: We got to put it in there.
- 46:25Speaker 3: Put this in there, put that in like, dude, it's
- 46:26Speaker 3: just an email correspondent paragraph.
- 46:28Speaker 4: Oh it's twenty live, yeah, ntual.
- 46:30Speaker 1: But we were supposed to include our preferred pronouns. It's
- 46:33Speaker 1: like I'm not doing dude. No one's wishing these emails.
- 46:37Speaker 3: Let's just do guess who's gas and called it head?
- 46:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Well.
- 46:40Speaker 6: Aaron Rodgers has announced that the twenty twenty six NFL
- 46:43Speaker 6: season will be his final year. He's forty two playing
- 46:47Speaker 6: for the Steelers. He recently signed a one year deal
- 46:50Speaker 6: worth around twenty five million bucks yep, and he says
- 46:53Speaker 6: he plans to retire after the season, which would be
- 46:55Speaker 6: his twenty second year in the NFL.
- 46:57Speaker 3: I'm a Steeler fan. I hate Aaron. Two things can
- 47:01Speaker 3: be true. But like a good fan, I you know,
- 47:04Speaker 3: obviously I'm supporting him.
- 47:05Speaker 1: I'm pulling for him.
- 47:07Speaker 3: I wish it had been you know after this last
- 47:10Speaker 3: season he would have gone into retirement and they could
- 47:12Speaker 3: have done something different. But here we are, so I'll
- 47:14Speaker 3: support him to this final.
- 47:16Speaker 1: Year and then please be a man of your word
- 47:19Speaker 1: and go away. Man.
- 47:22Speaker 3: I've hated him since the discount double check days, and
- 47:25Speaker 3: I think there's a reason his whole families a strange.
- 47:27Speaker 3: I think there's a reason he like like all these
- 47:30Speaker 3: things that people say, there's a reason for it.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Yeah, totll weirdo, he's super weird. Yeah, an undisputed weirdo.
- 47:37Speaker 1: It's because you've never had ayahuasca woody.
- 47:40Speaker 5: I have not. That's that is also true. But I
- 47:43Speaker 5: think everybody would be in the same boat. You're a
- 47:45Speaker 5: fan of a team, you hate a certain player, but
- 47:47Speaker 5: then they're they're on your team. Yes, course, hope they
- 47:49Speaker 5: do well.
- 47:49Speaker 6: Yeah exactly. Well why when? Why is he sticking around?
- 47:53Speaker 6: Is the question, And a big reason for that is
- 47:55Speaker 6: because he gets to reunite.
- 47:56Speaker 8: With his from Bay coach.
- 47:57Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, so.
- 47:59Speaker 4: He calls that a full moment.
- 48:00Speaker 6: However, there is skepticism because he's hinted at retirement before,
- 48:04Speaker 6: so he might just stick around for you.
- 48:06Speaker 1: It's always drama with this dude. Yeah, what's he gonna do.
- 48:08Speaker 3: It's like when Lebron makes his You know, I don't
- 48:11Speaker 3: know what reabail see if I'm coming back or like,
- 48:13Speaker 3: I made my decision. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Yeah, Like, guys,
- 48:18Speaker 3: just do what you're going to do for millions of dollars.
- 48:20Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. And finally, and really we mean finally. Tonight
- 48:24Speaker 4: is Stephen.
- 48:25Speaker 6: Colbert's last show on CBS after almost eleven years, The
- 48:29Speaker 6: Late Show with Stephen Colbert wrapping up CBS.
- 48:31Speaker 1: Have you heard anything about that Greg?
- 48:33Speaker 5: Not one thing.
- 48:34Speaker 3: Not every time it pops up there, it's like, god.
- 48:38Speaker 5: Show, there's a ma sure of him with Steven Spielberg
- 48:42Speaker 5: and David it's his last show, and then tomorrow and
- 48:44Speaker 5: then it's tonight.
- 48:47Speaker 1: Imagine if people cared about him this much before it exactly.
- 48:50Speaker 1: They always say that he'd still be there.
- 48:52Speaker 6: Well, CBS says it just came down to money. But
- 48:54Speaker 6: a lot of fans and critics they're not buying it.
- 48:56Speaker 6: They accuse the network of trying to avoid political controversy
- 48:59Speaker 6: during this paramount merger with sky Dance, and in the
- 49:02Speaker 6: final stretch of the shows, Colbert brought out you know
- 49:05Speaker 6: the big guns, the Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama, his old
- 49:08Speaker 6: Daily Show friend John Stewart.
- 49:09Speaker 1: Though he says Bruce Springsteen.
- 49:13Speaker 6: Now any guess and he gets on who he says
- 49:17Speaker 6: his white whale guest is, now think of it. I'll
- 49:20Speaker 6: give you a big hint tonight. This is who he
- 49:22Speaker 6: would want in a perfect white whale world, because we
- 49:26Speaker 6: don't know who the guests are going to be tonight.
- 49:29Speaker 4: To give you a big hint, Well, Stephen Colbert.
- 49:32Speaker 8: Is very religious.
- 49:34Speaker 1: Exactly, Pope Leo's is white whale.
- 49:36Speaker 6: So we'll see airstan on CBS and the guest list
- 49:39Speaker 6: is secret. And after he signs off, Comics Unleashed with
- 49:43Speaker 6: Byron Allen will take over the time slot.
- 49:44Speaker 1: See.
- 49:45Speaker 3: I just hope whatever Stephen Colbert decides to do next
- 49:47Speaker 3: that all the people who are so you know, flipped
- 49:49Speaker 3: out and outraged because this happens with a lot of
- 49:52Speaker 3: shows or products and product goes. Remember they pulled Twinkies
- 49:55Speaker 3: for a while and everybody freaked well buying twinkies Exactly,
- 50:01Speaker 3: you're not buying them, but like you mad that they're
- 50:03Speaker 3: going away, you know whatever the.
- 50:05Speaker 1: Show was, Oh well this is going off there. Well,
- 50:07Speaker 1: were you watching it exactly now, like the idea that
- 50:10Speaker 1: it was.
- 50:10Speaker 3: There if you just in case she ever wanted to watch. Yeah.
- 50:12Speaker 4: I like the security of knowing it's on.
- 50:14Speaker 3: I expect you to bring all that this all of
- 50:16Speaker 3: a sudden, you know, fan energy to whatever he does.
- 50:19Speaker 4: Now they will because he's right lord of the rings.
- 50:21Speaker 9: It's funny that you bring up the Twinkies thing, because
- 50:23Speaker 9: I just saw a report the other day that the
- 50:26Speaker 9: sales are like way down.
- 50:27Speaker 4: Yeah, of course nobody really wants them.
- 50:29Speaker 1: We just wanted to know I want them. I have
- 50:31Speaker 1: not bought I have not bought one in a while,
- 50:33Speaker 1: and had a twinkie, a twinkie.
- 50:35Speaker 6: A good old snack cake, a twinkie, a.
- 50:38Speaker 3: Twinkie within the last six months.
- 50:41Speaker 1: Really went.
- 50:43Speaker 3: I went somewhere and they had their the individually little
- 50:45Speaker 3: wrapped ones, and yeah, and I grabbed them because I
- 50:48Speaker 3: hadn't had one in a while.
- 50:49Speaker 1: I got one right when they brought him back.
- 50:52Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, and that was it, I would estimate over
- 50:55Speaker 5: ten years.
- 50:55Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
- 50:57Speaker 6: Well, and I'm thinking of those snowballs now too. That's
- 51:00Speaker 6: what's going on.
- 51:00Speaker 2: With the Wood Show.
- 51:05Speaker 1: Uh, two things quickly, I know it came up.
- 51:10Speaker 3: Here, briefly, have you heard of ball maxing? I'm asking
- 51:16Speaker 3: the audience ball maxing, ball max I have heard. Look
- 51:23Speaker 3: where people are going to what you were talking about.
- 51:25Speaker 3: You were talking about how people are.
- 51:28Speaker 1: Taking to.
- 51:30Speaker 3: Right, this is ball maxing, okay, and it's to enhance
- 51:35Speaker 3: your your bag. So dudes are taking this bigger is
- 51:37Speaker 3: better approach and getting saline or these other injections.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Into their balls. This, I have heard to make them
- 51:47Speaker 1: ball maxing. Yeah, I didn't know had that name though. Yeah.
- 51:50Speaker 3: Uh it says uh managed to grow They're going at
- 51:54Speaker 3: to the size of grapefruits. Nobody who ended up sporting
- 52:00Speaker 3: these mongo nads say the increase size makes them feel
- 52:04Speaker 3: more masculine and confident, and even say women in their
- 52:07Speaker 3: lives prefer bigger ball. No, like big balls, like a
- 52:12Speaker 3: big set of balls, like not in theory, like oh man,
- 52:15Speaker 3: this guy's got balls of steel, like, but me physically
- 52:18Speaker 3: be like big balls grapefruit.
- 52:20Speaker 8: No, but I will say it is more masculine, so
- 52:22Speaker 8: it's like manlier.
- 52:23Speaker 1: You know, I don't know.
- 52:24Speaker 6: I dated somebody with big balls and I wasn't a fan.
- 52:28Speaker 6: Well I wish they were more packed.
- 52:30Speaker 3: Well, see here's the thing the guys you see, Like
- 52:32Speaker 3: sometimes you're like, oh man, that bag is so small
- 52:36Speaker 3: in the porno or whatever it is because the hog
- 52:38Speaker 3: is so big, so it's probably an average sized bag.
- 52:41Speaker 3: But like you look in proportion to it, it almost
- 52:43Speaker 3: looks like the bag is as wide as the shaft.
- 52:45Speaker 3: You go, damn, right now that's the that's the offset.
- 52:48Speaker 3: You're like, wow, you got this monster shaft.
- 52:50Speaker 1: Cool.
- 52:51Speaker 3: I'll have smaller balls, but I think otherwise, if you
- 52:53Speaker 3: have average penis, I would rather have giant balls.
- 52:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 52:57Speaker 3: No, if you're stuck, are stuck with average peenis, but
- 53:01Speaker 3: you look like a great dane.
- 53:04Speaker 5: It works both ways. Like you said, massive hog makes
- 53:07Speaker 5: that look smaller, right, small hog with big balls makes
- 53:11Speaker 5: the hog look even small exactly.
- 53:15Speaker 3: Well, I'm so bad at explaining my position. If you
- 53:20Speaker 3: have an average size sorry, if you have an average
- 53:22Speaker 3: size wiener and you're stuck with that, right, you don't
- 53:27Speaker 3: want an advertised wiener. And then if it's if it's
- 53:30Speaker 3: already average, so we're not talking like what do they
- 53:33Speaker 3: say average five five.
- 53:35Speaker 1: Quarter five three?
- 53:36Speaker 3: Let's say five just to make the Matthews five. That's
- 53:39Speaker 3: not great, but in order to make five look big,
- 53:41Speaker 3: your ball's got to be super tiny. So now you
- 53:43Speaker 3: have average Wiener and super tiny balls. Yeah, no, man,
- 53:47Speaker 3: I'd rather have I'd rather have bigger balls. I'd rather
- 53:51Speaker 3: have something going for me than small balls and average Wiener.
- 53:55Speaker 6: Besides, Moregan, nobody wants big balls, right, that's not something
- 53:58Speaker 6: that's going for you.
- 53:59Speaker 8: I don't I'm that big. But yes, you want them.
- 54:02Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 54:03Speaker 5: Be a man well in a perfect world, Gina that wants.
- 54:05Speaker 6: No balls, no balls, well for me personally, yeah, because
- 54:10Speaker 6: I have severe penis envy.
- 54:13Speaker 4: I would love to have one, but I do not
- 54:15Speaker 4: want balls.
- 54:15Speaker 3: Oh I thought you meant like you want a guy
- 54:17Speaker 3: with no ball.
- 54:18Speaker 6: No, But like if I was gonna like have a
- 54:21Speaker 6: not not if I was gonna have a sex change.
- 54:23Speaker 6: If I was, if I woke up and I was
- 54:24Speaker 6: a dude for a day, swing it around, I would
- 54:26Speaker 6: have so much fun with it. But I don't want balls,
- 54:29Speaker 6: because what if he woke up?
- 54:30Speaker 3: Okay, but you're you're assuming you wake up you have
- 54:32Speaker 3: a giant penis. Like what if you wake up and
- 54:34Speaker 3: you have an average penis?
- 54:35Speaker 6: That's fine.
- 54:35Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be so fun swinging around.
- 54:40Speaker 4: Like those beanie worthly birds.
- 54:42Speaker 3: Yes, see with an average I'm not sure that's but
- 54:45Speaker 3: it would be.
- 54:46Speaker 6: Fun to have. I just don't want anything sticking to
- 54:49Speaker 6: my leg.
- 54:49Speaker 9: Do you ever see the u the nads that are
- 54:52Speaker 9: like way high on the shaft for some reason, So
- 54:55Speaker 9: the shaft behind.
- 54:57Speaker 3: Because I think it's I think it's because the penis
- 54:58Speaker 3: is so big. And then when it it's uh engorged,
- 55:02Speaker 3: it starts dragging the balls with it like weird. Okay,
- 55:06Speaker 3: the penis grows like because it's to a certain point.
- 55:09Speaker 3: Right then when it grows, it's like dragging the balls.
- 55:12Speaker 1: There's like shaft behind.
- 55:13Speaker 5: It being under it's kind of like next to it.
- 55:15Speaker 3: Yes, it's side by side like an offset teeter totter.
- 55:23Speaker 1: No, where are you see?
- 55:25Speaker 4: Where are you looking these up?
- 55:26Speaker 1: I mean just look around?
- 55:30Speaker 5: Look around?
- 55:31Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, guys, just look around.
- 55:34Speaker 5: The other everywhere.
- 55:35Speaker 9: Well, if you lived in San Francisco most of your life,
- 55:38Speaker 9: you're gonna see naked men constantly just walking around.
- 55:41Speaker 3: Is that where you're so obsessed with wieners?
- 55:43Speaker 2: Uh?
- 55:44Speaker 1: No, product of your environment?
- 55:46Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 55:46Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know.
- 55:47Speaker 9: I just I mean, Greg, you can agree, right, we
- 55:49Speaker 9: lived in the same city with this.
- 55:51Speaker 5: Fall Maxicanna, people walking around, the.
- 55:53Speaker 1: Guy with the walking stick, you guys, Sam, He's got
- 55:56Speaker 1: to sign up, all right?
- 55:56Speaker 3: So just to wrap this up, uh, any seed you
- 56:00Speaker 3: like this comes with a risk of various side effects.
- 56:02Speaker 3: These risks in clue, but are not limited to, the
- 56:04Speaker 3: possibilities of infection, abscesses, blood flow issues, effects on testicular function,
- 56:10Speaker 3: sepsist tissue death.
- 56:12Speaker 5: Worth it?
- 56:13Speaker 1: But isn't it having super nuts worth it?
- 56:15Speaker 5: Worth?
- 56:18Speaker 8: Max Nutts?
- 56:18Speaker 1: Yeah, but Max balls on that.
- 56:20Speaker 15: Max.
- 56:22Speaker 1: Wow, Now I.
- 56:23Speaker 12: Feel like an idiot asking me all these questions.
- 56:28Speaker 3: Is not there, Greg Nis, Gina gret Morgan is here. Yeah,
- 56:38Speaker 3: And I saw your post about your good news. Everybody
- 56:42Speaker 3: loves good news. Everybody says we need more good news.
- 56:44Speaker 3: And I'll be honest, I saw it. I was like, Wow,
- 56:47Speaker 3: I know I did not. I did not see that.
- 56:49Speaker 1: Coming me neither.
- 56:51Speaker 8: I really didn't.
- 56:52Speaker 5: Are you ready no clue?
- 56:54Speaker 8: Okay? I got an email yesterday.
- 56:57Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm approved to go to the White House fight.
- 57:00Speaker 2: Wow.
- 57:02Speaker 1: UFC is doing that at the White House.
- 57:05Speaker 3: She got to prove her media credentials America maybe America.
- 57:10Speaker 1: Wow.
- 57:10Speaker 12: I don't think I actually get tickets on the South Lawn.
- 57:13Speaker 12: I didn't post the whole email. Obviously, I get all
- 57:16Speaker 12: the press stuff, but then they said, if you're approved
- 57:18Speaker 12: for the South Lawn, you'll get an additional email.
- 57:21Speaker 8: Oh but you're going I mean I I'll figure it out.
- 57:26Speaker 4: Yeah, gotta amazing.
- 57:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm freaking out.
- 57:33Speaker 8: Well, you life is crazy right now?
- 57:35Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 57:37Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
- 57:38Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 57:39Speaker 3: She seems to be kind of bouncing around a little.
- 57:41Speaker 5: I like the because right before your fight, your mood was.
- 57:46Speaker 3: Because she was on edge about right, understandable.
- 57:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I was on edge.
- 57:49Speaker 8: I wasn't eating, so sorry, I was a little extra bitch.
- 57:52Speaker 5: Then, no, you weren't biting.
- 57:55Speaker 8: Yeah, Like, life is just weird. I'm just a lot
- 57:58Speaker 8: of things are happening right now.
- 57:59Speaker 3: So so between the press credential and then what the
- 58:02Speaker 3: dude is slipped into the d M.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Yeah, anything else?
- 58:06Speaker 5: Any update?
- 58:06Speaker 4: I mean, what else?
- 58:08Speaker 8: My parents?
- 58:10Speaker 1: That's been a thing I'm saying.
- 58:11Speaker 3: Is there any like like new exciting news like yes,
- 58:15Speaker 3: or things going on?
- 58:16Speaker 1: Yes?
- 58:16Speaker 8: Yes, things are happening.
- 58:17Speaker 12: I don't I don't want to say too much yet,
- 58:19Speaker 12: but something very soon I will be going out of town.
- 58:22Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, oh wait is this the DM thing?
- 58:26Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 58:27Speaker 3: Okay, no, so besides the DM thing, we got that
- 58:30Speaker 3: like anything else in your life, you said, there was
- 58:31Speaker 3: so much happening.
- 58:32Speaker 12: So like I said, like, my parents are awesome. They're
- 58:35Speaker 12: healthy right now because my mom was going through some stuff.
- 58:38Speaker 12: Dogs alive and he's old. Yeah, I have my own
- 58:41Speaker 12: place to myself again. That has just made life so
- 58:44Speaker 12: much better. So I mean everything is that's awesome.
- 58:48Speaker 1: You're coming up Roses.
- 58:49Speaker 4: Congrats Morgie.
- 58:51Speaker 3: You got her press credential for UFC.
- 58:55Speaker 8: I was not expecting to get approved for that.
- 58:57Speaker 1: So well, you got to figure out this is there's
- 58:59Speaker 1: it's heavily requested.
- 59:01Speaker 9: But man, when you take a tour and you get
- 59:03Speaker 9: to go into Dana's White, Dana White's office, yeah, you
- 59:06Speaker 9: know you can know a little people.
- 59:08Speaker 1: Your network is your net worth?
- 59:10Speaker 5: Is there some sort of paperwork that you have.
- 59:13Speaker 1: To fill out or is it they play did a
- 59:14Speaker 1: background check?
- 59:15Speaker 8: You know what I thought about that they probably did.
- 59:17Speaker 12: So shout out to me passing that we have a
- 59:21Speaker 12: portal that medic and I can get onto that you
- 59:23Speaker 12: can request things.
- 59:25Speaker 3: My boy Andy Furcell is going to the fight, but
- 59:27Speaker 3: he's going as a guest of Dana Whites. Imagine that
- 59:31Speaker 3: that seat's pretty good. But those tickets are like a
- 59:33Speaker 3: like one point five million dollars.
- 59:35Speaker 1: Yeah, totally do.
- 59:37Speaker 12: But they're giving a lot away to veterans as well,
- 59:39Speaker 12: so I think there's not many tickets for actuals.
- 59:42Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying.
- 59:42Speaker 3: It's a it's a very in demand ticket for sure,
- 59:46Speaker 3: just in general. Yeah, so I can imagine like the
- 59:49Speaker 3: press coverage of course, because you're having something on the property,
- 59:52Speaker 3: the White House property on the lawnch.
- 59:54Speaker 4: I'm assuming you don't get a plus one.
- 59:58Speaker 12: My plus one might be there, So I'm fine, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:00:03Speaker 6: Good, Okay, great, congrats, thank you.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: It was pretty cool.
- 1:00:08Speaker 4: What do don't you have some good news?
- 1:00:09Speaker 6: I feel like you have some good news, even though
- 1:00:11Speaker 6: I don't know if you're being quiet about it or not.
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: I'm not being no, I'm not being quite about it.
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: So I passed my my written exam for my instrument
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: rating for flying. No, that's that's the one step the
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: White House to do it. That's one step of a process.
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: And I'm very you know, deep into the whole process,
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: like I'm gonna have this whole thing wrapped up. I
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: have they call it your check ride, which is like
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: the your actual driver's test when you go to get
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: your license with the you know examiner. But I have
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: my pilot's license. Yeah, so I am a licensed pilot.
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: But now to get your instrument rating, which means that
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: you fly just by instruments, so you can take off
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: when you know. People who have what I have right
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: now can't because you have to have certain visual like.
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: If it's cloudy, they might correct like you can't.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: Fly through clouds.
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: You have toteer clear of clouds by a certain amount
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: of you know distance are But this is like I
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: don't need to be able to see outside of the
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: airplane at all. I can just fly to where I'm
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: going just using the instruments.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: Yeah, you fly, you're flying blindfold. Pilots do that, No,
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: because they're.
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: They're visual like visual flight rules.
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: So no, I like talking commercial.
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: Oh commercial, All commercial flights are operated on an instrument
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: flight plan and they fly.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, Yeah, yeah, that's that is true.
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: So how long did the test take?
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: The test itself?
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: Yeah, the written test, Uh, I'd spent about an hour
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: and forty minutes on it, because I went through I did.
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: I'm a bad test taker just in general because I
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: would I would take too much time on each question.
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: And so so.
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: What I did is I would go through and if
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: a question was automatically, I go, yep, that okay, done,
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: recognize because I did a ton of practice tests and
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: you know, obviously studied a lot, but went through all
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: the all the stuff, and on the ones I definitely
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: click next next ones that kind of gave me like,
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: all right, make.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: Between these two.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: I'm not sure it's because it's three quite three answers
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: possible answers. If I was not completely sure there could
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: be one of this one and this one, I would
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: bookmarkt and come back to it. So I went through
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: the entire sixty five question thing and then would go
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: back smart and you know.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: Do it that way.
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: But was it scantron.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: No, it's not a computer, you know, your driver's test
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: kind of thing. It's not touch screen. It's the government guys.
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: So yeah, but yeah, so this is just one step
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: of a few things that you need to do.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: You got to you got to pass.
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: The written so that way you can go do the
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: actual practical exam with the FA examiner, and that is
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: coming up.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: In about three weeks. I think, in fact, I think
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: it's three weeks from today.
- 1:02:44Speaker 6: But the way you've gotten with that, the way you've
- 1:02:47Speaker 6: gone from I think I'd like to try this to
- 1:02:49Speaker 6: just just demolish all of these goals is very inspiring.
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: So I've wracked up about three hundred and thirty flight
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: hours in a little more than a year total in total,
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: which is insane the average.
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: You know, I don't even know.
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: The but I'm not the average. I've done so much more.
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: Short of people who went into they took they approached
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: like college, because some people just want to get into aviation.
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: They want to be they want to be a pilot
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: for Southwest or whatever. So they will go and they'll
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: enter a school where that's their full time school. They
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: go there every day, they're flying it time they're doing
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: because they got to get to a certain number of
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: hours before they can even apply for their commercial.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: Rating and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: So yeah, it's a it's a whole thing that's exciting. Yeah,
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: it's cool. One step, we're not we're not there yet.
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: Still have a lot more studying and preparation.
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: It'll be cool.
- 1:03:41Speaker 3: Good news, guys, good news, But man, studying sucks evenh
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: it's something that you're interested in going through, like practice,
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: example on the day, tell.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: Me about it.
- 1:03:50Speaker 4: Finishing college in my forties.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: And the instrument stuff is all it's all technical stuff,
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: like theory.
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: It's technical.
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: It's a difference.
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: Been cooking and baking. We're baking is like precision.
- 1:04:05Speaker 4: It's chemistry.
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: I eat it eight seven, seven forty four Wooding, you
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: could text us check in, tell us who you are
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: in the way around town. You listen to the Woodies
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: show anything else you got, text over to two to
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: nine eight seven.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: We will beat right.
- 1:04:16Speaker 5: Back, right back.
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: Show Now I feel like an idiot.
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: All right, Uh, we haven't done a best of seven
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: in a while. So seven suggestions and then we all
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: have to figure out what are four of the seven are? Okay,
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: so best of seven is the first person like a
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: like a playoff best of seven first team to four
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: games because the winner. So we'll throw out seven suggestions
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: for this best of seven topic and their songs, and
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: then each one of us has to pick what our
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: four are from those seven.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: Okay, that's how best is. And sometimes we'll do best
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: of seven.
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: Nineties comedies for example, and then uh, you know, we'll
- 1:05:06Speaker 3: hear about seven or get clips from, you know, seven
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: different comedies from the nineties, and each person's gotta tell
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: us all right, well my top four out of those
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: seven are these all right now for this road trip
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: because it's road trip season, it is, so these are
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: road trip songs, best of seven. So each person I've
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: asked each person here in the room to tell me
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: what they think, and this is their own opinion.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: What is the.
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: Best road trip song? Like, you're gonna get on, get
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: on the road, You're gonna be in the car, you
- 1:05:35Speaker 3: got the windows down, you're singing, you're jamming.
- 1:05:38Speaker 5: You're tripping.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: What uh?
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: What what song would you go with?
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Uh?
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: We'll start with with a menace on this one menace?
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: What would be your your your best road trip song?
- 1:05:49Speaker 9: Well, when I road trip, all my friends and I
- 1:05:52Speaker 9: always listen to a major laser, So lean on, all.
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: Right, So when you're in the middle of nowhere, I
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: like it, Yeah, just like I do.
- 1:06:04Speaker 9: Like the z Her trips have three point nine billion
- 1:06:07Speaker 9: views on YouTube.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: This is this, This is Menaces.
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: Everybody make a note and everybody listening. You can make
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: mental notes too, and then you can just text over
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: once you hear all seven. Just what what would your
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: four be that would that would make the cut?
- 1:06:21Speaker 5: All right?
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: So that's Menaces major Laser, all right, Greg Gory.
- 1:06:26Speaker 5: I go super literal with mine because I'm thinking road
- 1:06:31Speaker 5: trips and it mentions all these cities.
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: It's either going to be Killers or depeche Mode or
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: nine inch nails.
- 1:06:36Speaker 5: Nailed at depeche Mode sixty six? What's what screams road
- 1:06:41Speaker 5: trips more than that six?
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: See, I've heard the term get your kicks on route
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: sixty six. I didn't know it was from I never
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: heard this song.
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: It's series.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: This is a cover, yeah, not the og. I never
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: heard this version either, all off.
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: The reservation for them as they I like this.
- 1:07:01Speaker 16: I like this version shock stuff.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: That know.
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: I think Greg loves more than Mario is depeche Mode
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: not wrong? Alright, So that's that's Greg's all right. My
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: road trip song that I went with is Tom Petty
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: Dream running down and dream This is love.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean anything from Full Moon Fever really like
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: free falling. This song.
- 1:07:33Speaker 17: Won't back down, but like all of it, I said
- 1:07:42Speaker 17: anything was possible.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: It is a good driving song, alright.
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: So mine is Tom Petty running down a Dreammber we're
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: making notes. Oh yeah, all right, so Tom Petty running
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: down a Dream, Greg depeche Mode, Route sixty six, Menace,
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: Major Laser, Gina grad I.
- 1:07:57Speaker 6: Went a little. When I'm road tripping, which I love
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: to do, I like to be a little more chill,
- 1:08:02Speaker 6: So this song puts me in a great mood. This
- 1:08:04Speaker 6: is windows down for me. This is you know, hand
- 1:08:06Speaker 6: out the window. This is nappy Roots good time.
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: Okay, I know it's nappy Roots.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: I love listening to this on the.
- 1:08:17Speaker 5: Red and then you're making your hands do the alay
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: up and down.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: It's so cool.
- 1:08:35Speaker 15: Phone.
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: I like little throw back into the other song.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: Ah no, hell no, ah no. It was a great
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: song from all right. Let's see what about you say,
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: Gina Menace, Greg Sammy, Yes.
- 1:08:53Speaker 8: Mine, I just love it.
- 1:08:55Speaker 7: I mean like summertime ish is the time for road trips.
- 1:08:59Speaker 7: I feel like in this one is just summary road
- 1:09:01Speaker 7: trip to me, which is blues traveler, run around, run.
- 1:09:05Speaker 3: Around, blues Travelers, one of those one of those fands
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: I always forget about until I hear them. Yeah, and
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: I'm flipping through with something like I like the nineties
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: on nine Channel or something or yeah, one of those
- 1:09:18Speaker 3: nineties channels like on the iHeart app.
- 1:09:20Speaker 5: You know, but I just can't get into harmonica really,
- 1:09:28Speaker 5: you know, I think I think for me it's this
- 1:09:30Speaker 5: is a pure nostalgia blues traveler.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: This sound, it's just kind of like a how a
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: smell can.
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: Bring it back.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: It's a sound, it's a it's a something. It's like
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: just reminds me.
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: Uh, it was such an exciting time Midnight's like right,
- 1:09:41Speaker 3: this is like right around ninety five, ninety five, ninety
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: five some six, Yeah, ninety four ninety ninety six, summer
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: right in there, graduating high school.
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: Radio was just starting to take off.
- 1:09:52Speaker 9: And yeah, he got caught with like an arsenal for
- 1:09:56Speaker 9: full of Stuff.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: I don't know he lost Halloween. Halloween. Yeah. They had
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: that other song hook.
- 1:10:01Speaker 4: Oh I love that's my favorite song.
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: Hook, And there was a there's another one. I can't
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: think all right, so blues traveler for Sammy?
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: All right, what about you Morgan?
- 1:10:09Speaker 8: Okay?
- 1:10:09Speaker 12: So mine it goes back to nostalgia, right, So I
- 1:10:12Speaker 12: think it comes from driving in the car with my
- 1:10:13Speaker 12: dad when I was a kid.
- 1:10:15Speaker 8: But it's rush Tom Sawyer.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: Mean you mean me ryme open road? Yeah, the window
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: what are.
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: The greatest drum solos of all time?
- 1:10:33Speaker 8: Greatest drummer?
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: Yeah, a great song.
- 1:10:42Speaker 5: That's such an odd babe that Morgan.
- 1:10:44Speaker 8: Yeah, really rush.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: Dad rides a motorcycle. Dude, you can see that from
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: your dad.
- 1:10:50Speaker 5: Yeah, that's awesome.
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's see here we got the Menace.
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: Sammy rang Gina Uh Tyler, Yes, road trip songs.
- 1:11:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:11:06Speaker 18: So when I was a kid, I grew up on
- 1:11:09Speaker 18: country music with my mom and this song was huge
- 1:11:12Speaker 18: in the nineties and I play it every time I
- 1:11:13Speaker 18: take along road trip. So heads Carolina Tales, California.
- 1:11:17Speaker 19: Joe Tales, California, Somewhere Green.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: Or somewhere.
- 1:11:25Speaker 20: Good song.
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: Wow, Jin Sammy just exploded together.
- 1:11:29Speaker 4: This country girl power I've never heard I've never heard
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: it either.
- 1:11:35Speaker 7: Yeah, Jodys and they just did a someone else just
- 1:11:39Speaker 7: did a sample of it.
- 1:11:40Speaker 8: And it kind of mixed it up.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: Pul swind Dell did an.
- 1:11:42Speaker 6: Updated Virgin I I prefer I'm all right, I do
- 1:11:45Speaker 6: love this song.
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: Tyler, Okay, Now would these would these songs necessarily be
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: like if Rolling Stone did a Best road Trip Songs
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: of All Time kind of thing? Probably?
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: Probably not that I wanted to get everybody's individual individual
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: personality or flavor into and that's seven, right on, Yeah, yeah, four, five, six, okay,
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: So that that's the that's the seven, all right, So
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: everybody has to come up with the list. We'll take
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: the break and you can start texting over the two two,
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: nine eight seven. From the seven, which four make the cut?
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: Meaning that they they're they're the ones that go on
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: your playlist?
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: Okay?
- 1:12:21Speaker 3: So mine was Tom Petty running Down a Dream. Greg's
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: was depeche Mode Root sixty six, Yes, Gina Nappy Roots,
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: good Day, Menace, Major Laser with lean On, Sammy Blues
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: Traveler run Around. Now, if you don't want to do
- 1:12:45Speaker 3: like title on arts, you just say whose song it
- 1:12:47Speaker 3: was that you like?
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: The four.
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: Morgan had Rush, Tom Sawyer and then Tyler Jody Messina.
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: So those are the So from those seven, which four?
- 1:13:03Speaker 3: I'm assuming whatever song you submitted will be one of
- 1:13:05Speaker 3: the four. So what are the other three?
- 1:13:07Speaker 8: Can we do that?
- 1:13:08Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: Of course, of course, yeah, So what are the what
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: are the four songs out of those seven that would
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: make the cut onto your road trip and playlist? Let
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: us know in the text over to two to nine,
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: eight seven. We'll go through everybody's picks.
- 1:13:21Speaker 9: I can barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating.
- 1:13:24Speaker 9: Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a canvas
- 1:13:26Speaker 9: bag to gir I.
- 1:13:28Speaker 4: Don't think you're gonna remember it.
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: Show.
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: We're gonna have your chance to win tickets for Young
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: Blood at the Greek Theater tomorrow night and be on
- 1:13:38Speaker 3: the guest list for the hang with all ninety eight
- 1:13:40Speaker 3: seven listeners at No Vacancy in Hollywood on Saturday, A
- 1:13:43Speaker 3: young Blood kind of weekend for sure.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: Yeah overload three day holiday weekend too.
- 1:13:47Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that flows nice.
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: So we'll have that here for you in just a
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: few minutes. Then eight o'clock hour is when you have
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: a chance to win gas for a year. You're listening
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: for Metallica Fuel. It'll play sometime here on this throwback
- 1:14:00Speaker 3: Thursday between eight am and nine am. Hear at call
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: in call her number ninety eight, No wheel, just gas
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: for a year. That's the prize today eight seven, seven
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: forty four woulding text us over to two two nine
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: eight seven. Now before we get into the results, are
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: best of seven road trip songs. Because Gina is over
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: there telling up the listeners and what they text over
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: for the four that they would choose. Each person I
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: had give me a song what they think the best
- 1:14:29Speaker 3: road trip song is? What would they nominate for best
- 1:14:33Speaker 3: road trip song? So we have seven from that list
- 1:14:36Speaker 3: to seven. We've asked everybody to pick out their if
- 1:14:39Speaker 3: there are four, so it's like any other best of seven,
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: the four best, you know, that's what you want. Now
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: some other honorable mentions. Now, I went through and I
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: found some songs that are on pretty much all these
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: other lists, whether it be you know, you know, a
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: publication like Rolling Stone or whoever came up with like
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: a list of the best road trip songs that are
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: out there, and this is on all of the list.
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: Killers all right, good Energy.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: Can't argue with that one. Another one that's on all the.
- 1:15:11Speaker 3: Lists bon joviing Living on a Prayer, which ever, since
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: I saw the video years ago, when the hook comes up,
- 1:15:22Speaker 3: all I.
- 1:15:22Speaker 21: Can hear is the screaming go.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: Yeah. Another one that's on all the lists, Mileyan.
- 1:15:40Speaker 8: I wanted to take this, but it's okay.
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: That's not this two eyes whatever is.
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: That's why it's just your personal I want everybody's personality though.
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: Ye know this gets old though, all right?
- 1:15:52Speaker 5: Duran duran I.
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: Love another one.
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: It's like on all the lists, one of the more
- 1:16:00Speaker 3: common ones.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: Beyond saying jay Z right, you know, the one I
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: was thinking about instead of Tom Petty running down the dream,
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: the one that almost made it for me and then
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: talk myself out of the last second. But this is
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: I mean.
- 1:16:19Speaker 5: Sure a d I mean a lot.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: There's a lot of a c DC that would fit
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: Jimmy world.
- 1:16:34Speaker 22: Coolio Is it weird that every time you play a
- 1:16:42Speaker 22: song like I think of a different driving setting, like, okay,
- 1:16:46Speaker 22: this would be good for fun driving through like you know,
- 1:16:49Speaker 22: the city a sunny day, Yeah.
- 1:16:53Speaker 5: The middle of nowhere.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the uh Greg you mentioned you mentioned one?
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: Life is a highway, flats and office.
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: They did a someone did a cover this for like
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: for the animated movie Cars.
- 1:17:21Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, but this.
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: This is the one from the nineties that was the
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: hit I don't I forget what's what You're given.
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: Business? The cat.
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: Backga like driving in my truck through Virginia.
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: Rode.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: Yeah all right, so, uh the listener vote.
- 1:17:50Speaker 6: Yeah, it was close on a lot of these, but
- 1:17:53Speaker 6: the solid three were Woody, Gina and Morgan.
- 1:17:59Speaker 3: Right, So Tom Patty running down a Dream, Nappy Roots
- 1:18:02Speaker 3: Happy and good Day Rush. Oh yeah, I am sorry,
- 1:18:05Speaker 3: Nappy Roots, Good Day, and then Morgan with Rush.
- 1:18:10Speaker 6: Tom Sawyer and then it was very very close, but
- 1:18:13Speaker 6: Menace just beat out Sammy from Major Laser.
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: All right, yeah, so those are the four the listener
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: and vote. Who got your four?
- 1:18:21Speaker 4: My four?
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: Ob yours?
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: Yeah? Mine?
- 1:18:23Speaker 6: I like to go. I'm pretty old school, so I
- 1:18:26Speaker 6: like I like Nappy Roots, I like Tom Petty, I
- 1:18:30Speaker 6: like Blues Traveler and yeah, Tyler, you got me with
- 1:18:34Speaker 6: some random ass country the Country, no kidding, Yeah, those
- 1:18:39Speaker 6: would be four Gregory.
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: Obviously depeche Mode was your number Mode, number one, number
- 1:18:43Speaker 3: two Rush, and I've never felt closer to Morgan.
- 1:18:46Speaker 5: I had no idea you knew so much Rush that
- 1:18:49Speaker 5: rules number three, Tom Petty and number four Major Laser,
- 1:18:53Speaker 5: and I just got to throw in there that I'm
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: so sorry, Gina. I hate that song Wow Me Street.
- 1:19:01Speaker 4: I love it because children.
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: So Menace Major Laser number one.
- 1:19:07Speaker 9: Yeah, of course, Tom Petty, Dude, Tom Petty anything, Tom Petty.
- 1:19:11Speaker 9: I'm all in, all day, every day. One of the
- 1:19:14Speaker 9: best artists I've ever seen perform in my life. So
- 1:19:17Speaker 9: I'm a homer for Tom Petty Blues Traveler and dude
- 1:19:22Speaker 9: rush Man.
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: You Tom and Tom Sawyer nice all right.
- 1:19:27Speaker 7: Sammy obviously Blues Traveler that was mine, and then Heads
- 1:19:30Speaker 7: Carolina Rules, Thank you Tyler for that one. And after
- 1:19:34Speaker 7: that I'm going with Gina's Good Day, and then what
- 1:19:37Speaker 7: is Tom Petty?
- 1:19:38Speaker 5: All right?
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: Morgan?
- 1:19:39Speaker 8: All right, Rush great band? Uh Nappy Roots. I love
- 1:19:42Speaker 8: that song. So that's my number two?
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: Sorry Greg, Sorry Greg enjoy.
- 1:19:47Speaker 12: But Greg your number three depeche Modee Rules and then
- 1:19:50Speaker 12: Major Laser I think Menace is and then what about
- 1:19:53Speaker 12: you Tyler?
- 1:19:54Speaker 18: Yeah, well I put mine at number one the Heads
- 1:19:56Speaker 18: Carolina Tails California.
- 1:19:57Speaker 17: Uh.
- 1:19:58Speaker 18: Number two, Uh, Blues Traveler, it's a really good song.
- 1:20:01Speaker 18: And number three Tom Sawyer fing Rules. That's a great song.
- 1:20:05Speaker 18: And number four not the biggest depeche mode fan, but
- 1:20:08Speaker 18: Root sixty six.
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: Here's some other honorable mentions real quick before we go
- 1:20:15Speaker 3: to break to journey.
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: I mean this is another.
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: One, all right?
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: How about you?
- 1:20:33Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: Gary is so good?
- 1:20:36Speaker 5: You know what's funny?
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: I think I know this is the original and I
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: appreciate it.
- 1:20:39Speaker 3: But Fear Factory did the cover the band Fear Factory
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: to cover this, which I thought was better than this one.
- 1:20:47Speaker 5: Rough, and then food Fighters covered Gary Newman's Down in
- 1:20:49Speaker 5: the Park.
- 1:20:50Speaker 3: Uh yeah, black Eyed Peas.
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: I got a feeling this was hitting some lists. Guns n' road.
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: I think this is it's step brothers.
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: Yeah, the step brothers were the Yeah Derek, the Derek,
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: the dickhead brother and his like poor wife and the
- 1:21:15Speaker 3: weird kids.
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: Yeah in the car.
- 1:21:18Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, that's good.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yellow Car Ocean Avenue. Yeah, thank
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: you for your votes, everybody.
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: Geez, little brother, something tells you someone's making.
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: A playlist right now, what you show? And time to
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: check in and see what's happening this week in audio mess?
- 1:21:50Speaker 5: What do you got?
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: All right? This is a spoiler alert for all you
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: Survivor heads out there? What do you hate Survivor?
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: But I don't hate Survivor?
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: I just didn't. You didn't understand, no.
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: Incorrect. I can't believe it's still on because I have not.
- 1:22:05Speaker 3: I can't understand how it's still on. I can understand Survivor,
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: but I don't hear anybody. I met somebody recently, the
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: first person in years that still watches it. How does
- 1:22:18Speaker 3: it stay on. You don't hear people talking about.
- 1:22:20Speaker 8: It never, Oh, I do.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: Religiously watch it. I don't watch it. I don't watch
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: Big Brother. But those are the two shows that, like
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: what Sammy is saying in the wild, people will just
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: bring it.
- 1:22:30Speaker 4: Really didn't even know they were both, And that's why.
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: Because I've not heard anything about.
- 1:22:34Speaker 5: It at all. I used to be a Survivor head.
- 1:22:36Speaker 5: But what's the other one? Big Brother never watched that.
- 1:22:41Speaker 9: I mean, in the tears of that, I would say,
- 1:22:44Speaker 9: I'm with Woody. I never hear anybody talk about Survivor.
- 1:22:47Speaker 9: I do hear about Big Brother once in a while.
- 1:22:49Speaker 9: But the one that I do hear about like a
- 1:22:51Speaker 9: lot is Dancing with the Stars.
- 1:22:53Speaker 3: And I'm chilling also sebast listening to a lot of
- 1:22:56Speaker 3: AM radio.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: Yeah maybe maybe say maybe you're in the wrong. Yeah,
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: to hear about, right, I said in the wild a
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: I e conversations just like people all I'm talking to
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: and how did you see Survivor? Blah blah blah. I'm
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: going home to watch Survivor to Now where would that
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: conversation take place at the why during like lap swim.
- 1:23:12Speaker 3: Or Yeah, I don't go to the watch where are
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: you hanging out that the groups stores comedy club?
- 1:23:19Speaker 6: Yes, Like asking, hey, did you catch Survivor last night?
- 1:23:22Speaker 4: Feels very fifteen years ago?
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: It does. I agree, Like I said, it still four
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: to five? Where are these people?
- 1:23:29Speaker 7: Like I said, I have people in my life who
- 1:23:31Speaker 7: love Survivor.
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: Hallmark Channel Girl, Right, So that's what I'm saying, Like.
- 1:23:35Speaker 4: They're trying to make sense of this.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: Yeah, like what are they FBI profile?
- 1:23:39Speaker 7: Right, you're trying to profile survivors the people that I
- 1:23:42Speaker 7: know you were able to catch up because all the
- 1:23:44Speaker 7: Survivor seasons are out there for you to just stream
- 1:23:46Speaker 7: whenever you can catch up and watch them all and
- 1:23:49Speaker 7: then really get into it anyway.
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: Survivor Heads they do a live spoiler alert finale for
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: this sort of show, and they were they were about
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: to cut to a package the final four or survivors.
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: We're about to have a fire starting like a contest,
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: and the one person who was worse at it gets
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: voted off. But before they played the package live on TV,
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: the host Jeff Probes talks to one of the survivors, Rizzo,
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: you've become the final member of our jury. Take a
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: spot over here. This is it? These are the people
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: their games fell a little short. But this is the
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: group that is going to figure out what just happened.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: I'm not even sure what's happened.
- 1:24:34Speaker 23: But up next, we're gonna have one final surprise for
- 1:24:36Speaker 23: the players.
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: And this surprise they liked, so they didn't show the
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: competition to know who lost. But he goes down.
- 1:24:46Speaker 3: He put the final person into the jury. Oh yeah,
- 1:24:49Speaker 3: and that was the person who lost the fire challenge,
- 1:24:52Speaker 3: which didn't show.
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: Yet, and everyone's like, wait, yeah, he didn't lose yet officially.
- 1:24:56Speaker 4: How did he not know that?
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: Well, he was just following along. But the other people
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: are around him, like the other people in the pool
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: were saying, hey, he didn't show the package.
- 1:25:02Speaker 3: Ye now, yes, they keep all this crap, you know,
- 1:25:05Speaker 3: months in advance.
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: I mean he's new to hostings. Hey, Jeff Propes came
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: back with some jokes.
- 1:25:13Speaker 3: That's that's the fun part of me. Look Live Radio Live, Anything.
- 1:25:16Speaker 3: Things happened, Mistakes happened, Technical difficulty.
- 1:25:18Speaker 6: Joined the club with like Steve Harvey who said the
- 1:25:20Speaker 6: wrong miss America and like whatever.
- 1:25:23Speaker 3: The worst is when people try to cover it up
- 1:25:25Speaker 3: or like it didn't happen, Like they try to work
- 1:25:27Speaker 3: their way. Just acknowledge it. Acknowledge it. Yeah, I love.
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: Doing live television. So in case you're confused, this is
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: what happened. We were going to show you fire making
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: and then have the loser of fire making, Rizzo, come
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: out and talk about how charming he is and if
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: he had practiced fire making maybe he would have won. Instead,
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: we did a Survivor twist. It's the last twist of
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: the season. We meant to do it this week in audio.
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: All right, in hey, this is the stupid thing people
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: are buying this week.
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: It is how's your mom's Trader Joe's bag?
- 1:26:03Speaker 2: Dude?
- 1:26:04Speaker 4: She sent me a picture.
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: She took the day off work Sea Bass to go
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: to the Trader Joe's to get the insulated mini bags.
- 1:26:09Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: She she shouldn't be working at her age anyway. That's
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: also true. She sent me a picture.
- 1:26:15Speaker 4: She got eight of them.
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: There's no Yeah, there's not a limit, she said.
- 1:26:19Speaker 4: The limit was like twelve.
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: Every time I've gone there, they've been there's been a
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: guardian there.
- 1:26:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:26:23Speaker 6: No, she she grabbed as many as she wanted. She
- 1:26:26Speaker 6: I said, you know, I'll.
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: Take I'll take two, and she goes, no, but what
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: about this one.
- 1:26:29Speaker 6: This one's so, this is how I hadn't end up
- 1:26:31Speaker 6: with all this crap in my house. Yeah, so she's
- 1:26:33Speaker 6: sending me like six of them if any Oh and
- 1:26:35Speaker 6: she even said, I go, you know what, three is
- 1:26:39Speaker 6: more than enough.
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: She goes, but what about Woody's wife and daughter? Okay,
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: I have this in my house.
- 1:26:45Speaker 4: Yes, okay, so yeah she has. I'll tell her, thank
- 1:26:48Speaker 4: you of them.
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: Thank you, I will tell Okay. Yeah, well yeah again
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: greedy trader Joe's bags and watch watch it worldwide. It's worldwide,
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: it's international. There have been huge crowd slash riots in
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: New York City.
- 1:27:05Speaker 5: Surprise.
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: They had like they're blowing off fire extinguatures to get
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: people to disperg This is a lady in the slightly
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: more polite Great Britain telling them they're out of Swatch watches.
- 1:27:16Speaker 19: The state the no for the launches, there is no
- 1:27:28Speaker 19: there are like four hundred bucks.
- 1:27:30Speaker 9: They're just yeah, why because the well it's like one
- 1:27:33Speaker 9: of the high end brands has collaborated with Swatched. Yeah,
- 1:27:38Speaker 9: well they're just a P for short and now yea,
- 1:27:42Speaker 9: and people are just going insane because it's a limited supply.
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: It's like the laboo bucket.
- 1:27:47Speaker 5: Watch. Yeah, even if it's a limited supply, how are
- 1:27:50Speaker 5: you not embarrassed with yourself?
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: And by the way, every guy, but I say guy
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: in that crowd was a twenty five to thirty five
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: year old man. Every single person, hundreds hundreds deep. I mean,
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: it's I love to toy. And these are the people
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: I see outside the goddamn Pokemon machine in my neighborhood
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: is twenty five to thirty five year old loser men.
- 1:28:08Speaker 9: And we asked every single time why it's not like
- 1:28:10Speaker 9: they actually want it. It's because they want to flip it.
- 1:28:14Speaker 9: They want to sell it for more money. So it
- 1:28:15Speaker 9: goes for four under bucks and you can get one
- 1:28:18Speaker 9: maybe for between a depending on the color, eleven hundred.
- 1:28:22Speaker 3: This one that I have up here right now, it
- 1:28:24Speaker 3: is four thy two and twenty one dollars.
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like a kid's toy.
- 1:28:28Speaker 3: It does looks like you know, it looks like they're
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: saved by the bell logo.
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: Yeah, it's totally. Yeah, I don't hear about the bad economy.
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about the national again. I
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: want to hear about your credit card crap. But getting
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: they're not buying them to keep them. They want to
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: sell them, well entrepreneur, I know, not from them, from
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: the other people that are actual whoever's buying. I don't
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: want to hear about concert ticket prices. I don't want
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: to about any of that crap. This week in audio menace. Yes,
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: someone's out there fighting the real fight. This guy who
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: I hope it gets arrested soon. I can turn a
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: track down who he is. All I found is the
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: video the Art of US Astronauts. There they're still kind
- 1:29:01Speaker 1: of doing their little two or they're talking to Congress
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: and then you know science classes. Uh huh, well he was.
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: He tracked him down. I think this might have been
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: in Congress, and this guy confronts the people who allegedly
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: just came back from a trip around the moon.
- 1:29:15Speaker 23: Stop lying, stop acting. We all never went to space.
- 1:29:20Speaker 23: Follow Jesus, God's watching you all. Stop lying to the public.
- 1:29:23Speaker 23: Their sign up isn't working on millions of us.
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: Is a joke.
- 1:29:28Speaker 5: Repent before God, y'all. Oh damn, I see you through
- 1:29:31Speaker 5: your lives.
- 1:29:31Speaker 23: I know you never went to space.
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: This guy just needs to kill himself, right, Yeah, we
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: don't need him. Well, I think he needs to do
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: that because otherwise this doesn't end well. This is the
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: type of This is the type of guy that writes
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: a manifesto on the side of his van up and
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: he like breaks and I'll give you the astronauts credit.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: They just like they just kind of smile, ignore, move along.
- 1:29:49Speaker 6: You have to.
- 1:29:50Speaker 5: You can't argue with a fool.
- 1:29:52Speaker 3: Well what who was the the old timing astronaut that
- 1:29:54Speaker 3: punched somebody the alarms trung one of.
- 1:29:58Speaker 4: Them, one of the two main one.
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: Because you had these jackasses like Menace who say, oh,
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: you know who try to like who try to like
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: walk it back and say these people didn't go out
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: and you try to walk back the Neil Armstrong, buzz
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: aldro and stuff. I say, yeah, they definitely put them
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: in in some like I don't know, I didn't say that,
- 1:30:14Speaker 1: and now I believe not. Yeah I didn't say that. No,
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: I did in the cave. So the guy who risked
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: his life to go to the moon and explore and
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: expand humanity's scientific knowledge is a liar and a fake. Yeah,
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: And he'll tell that to his face and he'll punch
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: you in the face. But you deserve it. Yeah, Yeah, dude,
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: he's standing on business. I get it he was on
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: drugs and he thought he did eight seven seven four Wooding,
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: I didn't say that. Over to two two nine eight seven.
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: This is the very next comment.
- 1:30:43Speaker 3: I'm gonna talk about how they didn't really go we're.
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: Just in a cave. Yeah, so did you say it
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: or didn't you say it? Okay, the most recent story
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: those people, yes they went to space, okay, but the
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: first time, first of polemician and and he said he's
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: changed it because he when you the problem with mood
- 1:30:59Speaker 1: with deniers is you present them with evidence and then.
- 1:31:01Speaker 3: They I'm trying to figure out where menace is.
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: We talk about story, right, So the first people, Apollo
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: one didn't go right, yeah or whatever? What are the
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: first moon landing?
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: Was? That was?
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: But after that they went yeah, okay, yeah, they just
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: faked the very first, the first one just to you know,
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: be superior over Russia.
- 1:31:18Speaker 3: But then like you think that one they really did
- 1:31:20Speaker 3: that wasn't a cave. You think they went to the
- 1:31:22Speaker 3: moon on that one. It's the subsequent ones they didn't get.
- 1:31:25Speaker 3: Subsequently they didn't go the other way around.
- 1:31:28Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so they just recently went to the moon.
- 1:31:31Speaker 6: What for the first time, or have we been before?
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: No, like, is anyone listening? Okay, So the very first
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: one where they landed, he says, that was a shame.
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: But the next the next ten or so, Yeah, astronauts
- 1:31:42Speaker 1: that landed on the moon.
- 1:31:43Speaker 3: We did just a couple of years later.
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: This because we're trying to do the space race. It
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: was just faked to beat Russia and then magically two
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: years later when we had the technology at that point, Yeah,
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: that was real.
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: Cha.
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: So to make sure we're all poor, Neil keeping records.
- 1:31:56Speaker 5: Cleaning here.
- 1:32:00Speaker 3: Forty four wood, he's a buster. Uh text us over
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: to two two nine eight seven more next?
- 1:32:04Speaker 5: Hang, so do you know.
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: He puts the G in Garcia? So call sports with
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: Jeff Garcia.
- 1:32:17Speaker 3: Yo, good morning, Jeff g.
- 1:32:19Speaker 5: What's happening?
- 1:32:20Speaker 2: What he showed?
- 1:32:20Speaker 24: The legend of Otani was on full display last night
- 1:32:23Speaker 24: in San Diego.
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: He did it all, hitting and pitching pits. God, the picture,
- 1:32:29Speaker 1: fix it out ground down a shore. BET's the second
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: one time the first two and five scor us for show.
- 1:32:36Speaker 24: Hell, Tony, we cannot take for granted that we are
- 1:32:39Speaker 24: watching history, ladies and gentlemen. Dodgers won four zero, their
- 1:32:43Speaker 24: leading the NLS is back up to one.
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: And a half games down.
- 1:32:46Speaker 24: In Orange County, Angels lost in ten innings to the
- 1:32:48Speaker 24: A same two teams tonight at six thirty Hockey Golden
- 1:32:51Speaker 24: Knight's beats last night. Montreal and Carolina kickoff their series
- 1:32:55Speaker 24: tonight at five on TNT.
- 1:32:57Speaker 2: NBA.
- 1:32:58Speaker 24: Last night, Oklahoma City beat the Spurs. Game two of
- 1:33:01Speaker 24: the Nixon Cavs is tonight at five pm on ESPN.
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: And since we're talking to.
- 1:33:05Speaker 24: NBA, you know, the NBA does an anonymous poll every
- 1:33:08Speaker 24: year and one of the questions in that poll was
- 1:33:10Speaker 24: the city you hate to be traded to aka the
- 1:33:14Speaker 24: suckiest city in the league. Coming in at number five Brooklyn,
- 1:33:18Speaker 24: number four, New Orleans, number three, Sacramento AKA Sacramento, number two,
- 1:33:24Speaker 24: Washington they've sucked for years.
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: And number one is Memphis.
- 1:33:28Speaker 24: And I don't know if that's because John Morant's on
- 1:33:30Speaker 24: that team or there's just nothing to do in Memphis,
- 1:33:33Speaker 24: but congratulations to Memphis on being the city that no
- 1:33:36Speaker 24: NBA player wants to go to. I'm JEFFG and that
- 1:33:38Speaker 24: you're so cal sports by Jeff.
- 1:33:42Speaker 5: At this point, why don't we just all liquidate our
- 1:33:44Speaker 5: bank account and take the money and.
- 1:33:45Speaker 2: Put it in a car.
- 1:33:48Speaker 3: I'm looking for real answers, So Woody show and.
- 1:33:52Speaker 1: Move right along with this week in audio, I held
- 1:33:56Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian in the higher regard when she started her
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: whole to become a lawyer. She's given up on that,
- 1:34:02Speaker 1: and she's now shown me she's an idiot again with
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: this admission on Amy Poehler's podcast right here, I.
- 1:34:08Speaker 14: Take probably thirty five supplement day came. I spread them
- 1:34:14Speaker 14: out three times a day, and I thought, okay, I
- 1:34:17Speaker 14: can't do this fish oil right like anymore.
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: I have like pill fity, thirty five pills or of
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: supplements a day, by the way, which ninety plus percent
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: of supplements are a waste of time and money. Unless
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: you have a very specific doctor prescribed need, they are
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: a full you're just paying them.
- 1:34:36Speaker 4: I was going to say, ninety percent of what you're taking.
- 1:34:38Speaker 5: Is p What phenomenon I've heard of it my whole life.
- 1:34:42Speaker 5: What is it supposed to do?
- 1:34:43Speaker 4: Good for your joints, your heart to heart disease?
- 1:34:46Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: I thought it was for arthritis.
- 1:34:48Speaker 5: No, no, but apparently you burp up taste there.
- 1:34:54Speaker 3: There are some that are better than others ever done.
- 1:34:56Speaker 2: It.
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: Yeah, primarily heart disease stuff. But again that's only again
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: talk to your don't just grab crap off. I know
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: a guy who because people think, oh, supplements, and that's
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: the problem with the supplement industry. It's highly unregulated. They
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: don't have to prove any kind of efficacy. They just
- 1:35:07Speaker 1: say here's this and people are like, well, it can't hurt. Yeah,
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: it's a waste of time and money. You can't hurt.
- 1:35:12Speaker 1: This week in audio other women being idiots who are
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: famous news, we have some of the Britney spears nine
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: one one call for her DUI. So this is not
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: from her unfortunately, Hey y'all about peels and drugs. This
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: is just from the people who got these are from
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: the narks who got our Queen Britney busted.
- 1:35:29Speaker 5: I'm a erratic driving person.
- 1:35:34Speaker 2: As of right now.
- 1:35:35Speaker 5: They're driving a BMW in and out of lanes erratically,
- 1:35:42Speaker 5: slamming all the breaks.
- 1:35:43Speaker 1: It's almost sis fiped a couple of us pools.
- 1:35:46Speaker 5: I'm just worried that they're going to crash on with
- 1:35:48Speaker 5: somebody who's.
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: All the free Brittany people. You almost got a bunch
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: of people killed, so let it go, you all right?
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: This week in Audio Better Better Celebrity News, Greg Gory,
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: Have you seen the new trailer for the new comedy
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: starring John Cena from the star of Ricky Stanicky.
- 1:36:14Speaker 5: Yeah, one of the greatest comedic actor of our day.
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: I bring you the new John Cena Eric Andre comedy
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: Little Brother, And I saw the trailer for this, and
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: don't you know about what the plot is because they
- 1:36:27Speaker 1: spell it out exactly right here in this guy's clip.
- 1:36:30Speaker 1: He's not my actual brother. Good morning, but the timing
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: hond is can be worse.
- 1:36:34Speaker 17: I start shooting tomorrow.
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: We should cut. There's got a lover the car out
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: there and he shuttered the window. A car drove by
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: and ripped the door off. So his his little brother,
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: that's his little brother. Andre tells us right there, his
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: his little brother back from Like the Big Brother, Little
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: Brother program finds a grown up John Cena ak Ricky
- 1:36:58Speaker 1: Siniki and inserts himself back into his.
- 1:37:00Speaker 3: Life with a ridiculous consequence.
- 1:37:05Speaker 1: I like Eric Andre, but this.
- 1:37:06Speaker 5: Looks terrible brilliant Watch the trailer and.
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: You'll watch the movie. I'm sure.
- 1:37:13Speaker 3: Question for mass On the text is zinc and magnesium
- 1:37:16Speaker 3: pills a scam?
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: Almost all are.
- 1:37:21Speaker 3: Do they be magnesium pills?
- 1:37:22Speaker 1: Almost always? Again, unless your doctor specifically has to diagnosed
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: a specific deficiency in you, let's say iron, for instance.
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: Do not just be taking random craft Willy nearly because
- 1:37:32Speaker 1: oh I kind of heard blah blah blah. Again, the
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: studies show that it is worthless in the in the
- 1:37:37Speaker 1: vast majority of cases.
- 1:37:39Speaker 4: But they say that zinc is the new vitamin c intam.
- 1:37:44Speaker 1: For decade, the Mega do vitamin ski seed twelve.
- 1:37:49Speaker 5: Now I'm here makes magnesium is good for your mental health.
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: It helps you. That's the problem that you, guys are
- 1:37:55Speaker 1: I also heard where are you hearing? This is the problem?
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: I heard infomercial magnesium citrate will make you crap your pants,
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: so be careful.
- 1:38:03Speaker 5: This morning at work, there was an infomercial on all
- 1:38:05Speaker 5: the TVs about magnesium and it was good for you.
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: And that's why people like I heard her.
- 1:38:10Speaker 5: Saying, Hey, oh my god, it's a fact. Are you
- 1:38:12Speaker 5: telling you what I said?
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: Great? I'm not saying I'm not blaming you. I'm saying
- 1:38:15Speaker 1: this is exactly how people go about this stuff. They
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: saw it on an ad for that stuff. So it's like,
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: you know, it's hard to take that seriously right, which
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: I'm not taking may cause antal leakage.
- 1:38:24Speaker 3: I just I just got a text from Kimberly Bentley
- 1:38:27Speaker 3: to zero zero four one two nine blah blah blah
- 1:38:30Speaker 3: blah blah blah Apple pay activity notice. So because you know,
- 1:38:33Speaker 3: Kimberly whatever is in charge.
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: Of the Apple pay over at Apple, Kimberly very very legit.
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: Who falls for this stuff? I know, caim idiots, confused
- 1:38:43Speaker 1: old people guys.
- 1:38:44Speaker 12: You know what my mom did the other day, Someone
- 1:38:46Speaker 12: got into her bank account because she paid for some
- 1:38:49Speaker 12: horoscope online. She thought like, oh, it's just a one
- 1:38:54Speaker 12: time charge, no big deal. And then where's all these
- 1:38:56Speaker 12: fraudulent charges coming from.
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: Nap on sitting, not Cindy Morgan's mom. But again, I
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: know her, I know, and I know a friend of
- 1:39:06Speaker 1: her friend's dad falls for romance scams all the time
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: and it's obviously a fake blah blah blah. And there
- 1:39:12Speaker 1: goes three thousand dollars to a fake Ai Chinese lady.
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: And I know another guy who falls for soelet like, oh,
- 1:39:18Speaker 1: Scarlett Johanson's and my DMS, here's two thousand dollars. Again,
- 1:39:22Speaker 1: it's sixty seventy plus who don't know how technology works. Slash.
- 1:39:25Speaker 1: They're slipping a little bit power of attorney people this
- 1:39:29Speaker 1: weekend audio. All right, menace, we got a little fun
- 1:39:34Speaker 1: reading thing with menace here. Alright, so the fun speaking
- 1:39:37Speaker 1: thing with out here, all right, and it's here's the
- 1:39:42Speaker 1: This is a sentence that a kid in a South
- 1:39:45Speaker 1: Philly charter school passed around to his high school classmates.
- 1:39:51Speaker 1: It's just like it's I'll give you an It's an
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: awkward sentence, but it's just about pronouncing the words and
- 1:39:58Speaker 1: knowing what they mean. Okay, okay.
- 1:40:02Speaker 5: She wore a.
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: Sleuth of clothes that were extraordinary but somewhat goach almost, greg,
- 1:40:12Speaker 1: would you like to give us the sleuth is not
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: the word.
- 1:40:16Speaker 5: She wore a silhouette of clothes that were extraordinarily extraordinary
- 1:40:20Speaker 5: but somewhat gash ghost.
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: Right, so that's kind of an awkward Now, now the
- 1:40:24Speaker 1: second part, explain that sentence using your own words. She wore,
- 1:40:31Speaker 1: can you read it to me more time?
- 1:40:32Speaker 5: She wore a silhouette of clothes that were extraordinary but
- 1:40:36Speaker 5: somewhat ghost.
- 1:40:38Speaker 9: She wore a oh god, she wore I don't know,
- 1:40:43Speaker 9: some nice clothes that were extremely not good looking, but
- 1:40:50Speaker 9: I don't know, cheap, I guess silhouette of clothes.
- 1:40:54Speaker 6: You wouldn't say that. It's an awkward sentence, but just
- 1:40:57Speaker 6: to see if you understand that dress.
- 1:41:00Speaker 5: A nice silhouette like outline, right yeah, coach like gaudy
- 1:41:05Speaker 5: or right yeah exact? I have no idea.
- 1:41:08Speaker 1: Yeah. So again we use that with a man who
- 1:41:10Speaker 1: was rushed through, pushed through, no child, no menace left behind.
- 1:41:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:41:14Speaker 1: So this guy is getting a lot of traction on TikTok.
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: His name is what the vec because he's going around
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: to high schoolers and this is their response.
- 1:41:22Speaker 3: She were a.
- 1:41:26Speaker 5: Clothes that were extra ordinary, but some way.
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: Gorcher, no explain what the I don't know.
- 1:41:36Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:41:37Speaker 1: There's another one she wore a.
- 1:41:42Speaker 2: Oh baby.
- 1:41:44Speaker 8: Away close that word.
- 1:41:48Speaker 17: This, I don't know that word.
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: I don't even know how to read extraordinary. And so
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: these these clips, like I said, got gotten around on TikTok,
- 1:41:56Speaker 1: and I expected. I looked at the comments and I
- 1:41:59Speaker 1: expected the people to be like, oh, we don't know
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: the blah blah blah. No, everyone is blaming the school system.
- 1:42:03Speaker 1: Everyone's and the teachers are blaming the you know, the administrators. Wait,
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: so who wrote this again, this this this high school
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: student in South Philly Charter School, which I thought meant good.
- 1:42:13Speaker 1: Apparently not. And he just kind of passed around to
- 1:42:16Speaker 1: show that, like the functional literacy in this country is
- 1:42:19Speaker 1: scary in their in their life. But I think there's
- 1:42:28Speaker 1: a bigger point dog the word silhouette though, like the
- 1:42:30Speaker 1: word sol comes up, yeah or do, but in this
- 1:42:33Speaker 1: context it doesn't. You don't need context.
- 1:42:37Speaker 5: A string of words that don't even form a sentence.
- 1:42:41Speaker 1: Point is, if I saw a silhouette, I wouldn't say silhouette.
- 1:42:43Speaker 1: I would say outline er, Well we shot, we understand
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: that synonyms exist, men, And so I was I was
- 1:42:53Speaker 1: going into like the comments and people talk about like man.
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: When I was in jail, people would hand me letters
- 1:42:58Speaker 1: from their their girlfriend because they can't read. Yeah, And
- 1:43:01Speaker 1: like I would, I work with people who just who
- 1:43:04Speaker 1: just don't understand what words mean.
- 1:43:05Speaker 5: See I saw the video. I find it more shocking.
- 1:43:07Speaker 5: I didn't know what the video was shot out of
- 1:43:09Speaker 5: high school. Yeah, I thought it was just out on
- 1:43:11Speaker 5: the street.
- 1:43:11Speaker 6: Yes, same, because there's there's other examples too that get
- 1:43:14Speaker 6: worse and work.
- 1:43:14Speaker 5: So yeah, they had a few different sentences and I thought,
- 1:43:17Speaker 5: it's if not that they use this in everyday language,
- 1:43:19Speaker 5: it's that they can't read.
- 1:43:20Speaker 1: Yeah see way, oh maybe do I so well close
- 1:43:28Speaker 1: that word.
- 1:43:30Speaker 23: This?
- 1:43:30Speaker 2: I don't know that word.
- 1:43:31Speaker 21: I don't even know how to read.
- 1:43:35Speaker 2: That.
- 1:43:35Speaker 1: They couple of houses where they told it the school
- 1:43:36Speaker 1: is not important eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:43:39Speaker 3: What he texts us over to two two nine eight seven?
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: So what do you do over there?
- 1:43:47Speaker 21: That's it, that's the big one.
- 1:43:49Speaker 5: That's the one, the.
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- 1:44:04Speaker 1: Lewis?
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- 1:44:27Speaker 1: a right around like six dollars and thirty cents in
- 1:44:29Speaker 1: Los Angeles right now, and so you multiply that out
- 1:44:33Speaker 1: by you know how much people use on it.
- 1:44:35Speaker 3: I looked it up it's like the average the average
- 1:44:38Speaker 3: driver in Los Angeles uses somewhere around five hundred and
- 1:44:42Speaker 3: fifty gallons a year at all. So take that multiply
- 1:44:46Speaker 3: the pies sixteen six dollars and thirty cents a gallon.
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: That is some significant savings my prime.
- 1:44:55Speaker 3: You're welcome, and hey, man, you did it. Everybody was
- 1:44:58Speaker 3: trying to get through the dude, I'm telling on it.
- 1:45:01Speaker 3: The phones lit up so fast. That was.
- 1:45:04Speaker 1: I would say even a smidge faster than for like
- 1:45:09Speaker 1: Disney takeover.
- 1:45:10Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was fast, right dude.
- 1:45:13Speaker 1: Well, Lewis, you did it.
- 1:45:14Speaker 3: Congratulations number one in Huntington Park. Enjoy all of that
- 1:45:19Speaker 3: extra Yeah, dude, thank you for listening to what the show.
- 1:45:22Speaker 3: Hang on one second, we'll get all of your information.
- 1:45:24Speaker 3: That's how it's done.
- 1:45:25Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:45:25Speaker 3: Now tomorrow we have another chance for you to win
- 1:45:27Speaker 3: gas for a year. We'll close out the week and
- 1:45:30Speaker 3: get into the holiday weekend where a lot of people
- 1:45:32Speaker 3: are road tripping, going to be maybe burn up some gas.
- 1:45:35Speaker 3: Tomorrow eight o'clock hour Incubus Drive.
- 1:45:39Speaker 1: Nice, So you'll listen for Incubus.
- 1:45:42Speaker 3: Drive in the eight o'clock hour tomorrow and beat like
- 1:45:44Speaker 3: Lewis and win your gas for a year.
- 1:45:47Speaker 1: Do you know how this bridge with the screen on
- 1:45:49Speaker 1: it me HiT's the doorbell? It automatically pops up on
- 1:45:54Speaker 1: the refrigerator.
- 1:45:55Speaker 3: Because most of the time menace.
- 1:45:56Speaker 1: Is in the kitchen. Yeah, it's the witty show.
- 1:46:00Speaker 3: All right, let's wrap up this week in audio.
- 1:46:04Speaker 1: I got some no good teams getting very very lucky.
- 1:46:06Speaker 1: This first one from the Loose Lucia count of Florida
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: where they were doing that door kick challenge. I think
- 1:46:12Speaker 1: we've talked about this before. It's where you run up
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: and try to kick in people's front doors. Oh okay, Florida.
- 1:46:21Speaker 1: Well here's the thing too, because a lot of these
- 1:46:23Speaker 1: kids are dumb. They know there's gonna be doorbell cameras,
- 1:46:25Speaker 1: so they they cover their face too. So you have
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: a masked intruder trying to kick down your front door, neighbor. Yeah,
- 1:46:32Speaker 1: nothing bad could ever happen there. Well, this twelve year
- 1:46:35Speaker 1: old did it, got caught, and when the cops caught him,
- 1:46:39Speaker 1: boy did he bitch out myself? Be sorry, You'll be
- 1:46:46Speaker 1: all right, you still listen. Promise you're still gonna be
- 1:46:50Speaker 1: able to become a cop. Promise you you promise good acting?
- 1:46:58Speaker 17: Right?
- 1:46:58Speaker 1: Shut up, I meant himself though. I was like, Okay,
- 1:47:01Speaker 1: I just got in trouble. What should I say? I
- 1:47:03Speaker 1: want to be a police officer, dreams of being a
- 1:47:07Speaker 1: police officer, and now Dash, I respect you so much.
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: You know what, maybe if you want to unzip.
- 1:47:15Speaker 3: I don't know about you there, youngster him, and maybe
- 1:47:17Speaker 3: you could take me to your mom's house so we
- 1:47:20Speaker 3: can work out.
- 1:47:20Speaker 21: Do you promise?
- 1:47:21Speaker 5: Office of Man? Yeah.
- 1:47:24Speaker 1: This week in audio, this other kid, this is a
- 1:47:27Speaker 1: Davison County, Michigan. I believe he was doing a thing
- 1:47:30Speaker 1: that a lot of I think we did this at
- 1:47:31Speaker 1: our high school, like Water Wars, Assassin Wars. Are you
- 1:47:35Speaker 1: people like you get eliminated by it. But the problem
- 1:47:37Speaker 1: is he was doing it in his neighborhood after dark.
- 1:47:40Speaker 1: So people are like, hey, there's a guy prowling around
- 1:47:42Speaker 1: the neighborhood. It's dark. I don't know what's going on.
- 1:47:44Speaker 1: Cops show up and the kid did he jump out
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: and say to the cop, oh, hey, we're just playing.
- 1:47:48Speaker 1: It's a prank. You not a prank, but like a
- 1:47:50Speaker 1: fun game or whatever. No. No, cop goes around this
- 1:47:53Speaker 1: corner and he blasts the cop with his gun. Yep,
- 1:47:56Speaker 1: water gun, we're saying, and this kid is lucky to
- 1:47:58Speaker 1: be alive.
- 1:47:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:48:00Speaker 25: Police and Davison Township, Michigan, were called to investigate a
- 1:48:04Speaker 25: suspicious person in a neighborhood. It turned out the person
- 1:48:07Speaker 25: lurking around was in the middle of a water war,
- 1:48:10Speaker 25: and this officer was an unfortunate victim.
- 1:48:16Speaker 3: Get on the ground, Well, you just scared the absolute
- 1:48:19Speaker 3: dog from me.
- 1:48:20Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you. You are very lucky, a
- 1:48:23Speaker 1: very lucky.
- 1:48:23Speaker 25: This officer didn't fire off a shot of his own,
- 1:48:26Speaker 25: which would have hurt much more than getting sprayed with
- 1:48:29Speaker 25: a water gun.
- 1:48:30Speaker 1: AI report that's supposed to be.
- 1:48:35Speaker 3: And this and this, and this is why if it
- 1:48:38Speaker 3: was AI, it might even be better because that, like
- 1:48:41Speaker 3: what what kind of reporting was that?
- 1:48:42Speaker 1: What kind of idiot writes that? The writing and the
- 1:48:45Speaker 1: reading and the delivery, which was better then getting shot?
- 1:48:48Speaker 5: No foes?
- 1:48:51Speaker 1: This week in audio, speaking of Michigan, this is Fox
- 1:48:53Speaker 1: to Detroit and AI Renter in a home as indoor
- 1:48:58Speaker 1: camera set up like a lot of people do, gotten
- 1:49:00Speaker 1: alert and this is what they found.
- 1:49:02Speaker 16: Their landlord was supposed to be removing dead birds from
- 1:49:05Speaker 16: the attic.
- 1:49:06Speaker 1: Instead he was giving a lesson on the birds and
- 1:49:08Speaker 1: the bees on camera.
- 1:49:10Speaker 16: His wife started getting alerts from their security cameras on
- 1:49:14Speaker 16: her phone. Bonnet down, legs up for about an hour.
- 1:49:17Speaker 16: I'm wondering too, if this guy has done this before.
- 1:49:19Speaker 16: He seems so comfortable, too comfortable, too comfortable.
- 1:49:22Speaker 18: So I know for the fact that somebody that comfortable,
- 1:49:25Speaker 18: what else could be done?
- 1:49:27Speaker 1: Yes, he's banging somebody on their couch in their house
- 1:49:30Speaker 1: renting from him.
- 1:49:31Speaker 5: So the ord's doing the bank right, right.
- 1:49:34Speaker 3: Right, good times.
- 1:49:36Speaker 1: I mean, I brought it down. This is this is
- 1:49:42Speaker 1: more of the reactions. They confronted me. That landlord has
- 1:49:44Speaker 1: some explaining to do.
- 1:49:45Speaker 16: We tracked him to his can't downship home. Is this
- 1:49:48Speaker 16: you naked in a tenants home? What the craw vers
- 1:49:51Speaker 16: has handed that X rated film over to police? How
- 1:49:55Speaker 16: hard is it going to be next month to cut
- 1:49:57Speaker 16: that check to him?
- 1:49:59Speaker 5: Is done?
- 1:50:00Speaker 2: Be hard?
- 1:50:00Speaker 18: I'm probably I'm probably write some some some languages on
- 1:50:03Speaker 18: the back of the check phone, especially especially.
- 1:50:07Speaker 1: When we're there, you know, right on the back, dude,
- 1:50:10Speaker 1: there's a thing, yeah, memo on the front. Yes, of course.
- 1:50:15Speaker 1: Why did you take it to anybody else? You go
- 1:50:17Speaker 1: straight to them.
- 1:50:18Speaker 5: You're like, hey, I have this video yeah, I think
- 1:50:20Speaker 5: I should get a free mode.
- 1:50:21Speaker 4: Sure, my rent's gonna be free for six months.
- 1:50:24Speaker 3: Let's get one more clip. This week in audio I.
- 1:50:27Speaker 1: Follow upnews dot Com. We heard about the guy who
- 1:50:29Speaker 1: brought the robot on the Southwest flight. Southwest subsequently banned
- 1:50:33Speaker 1: all robots and.
- 1:50:34Speaker 5: Got delayed and the whole thing about it.
- 1:50:36Speaker 1: Well, Inside Edition got ahold of the robot guy and
- 1:50:39Speaker 1: he explained the whole deal.
- 1:50:41Speaker 10: It's a robot waiting to board a Southwest Airline flight.
- 1:50:44Speaker 3: Now, see that's how you deliver a story. It's a
- 1:50:47Speaker 3: robot design to deliver you know, you just don't read
- 1:50:50Speaker 3: it all monotone. You make it snazzy.
- 1:50:54Speaker 10: It's a robot waiting to board a Southwest Airline flight,
- 1:50:58Speaker 10: just like any other human pass.
- 1:51:00Speaker 1: His name is Stewie.
- 1:51:02Speaker 5: Well, I don't know what it was awkward going down
- 1:51:05Speaker 5: the aisle.
- 1:51:06Speaker 1: Oh boy, sorry, he is so damn heavy.
- 1:51:11Speaker 10: Stewie got a window seat for the trip from Las
- 1:51:13Speaker 10: Vegas to Dallas.
- 1:51:15Speaker 3: At one point, hoist would you be if you got
- 1:51:17Speaker 3: on the plane and you're in the middle seat. But
- 1:51:19Speaker 3: this robot's got a window or an aisle.
- 1:51:22Speaker 1: And there's a reason we have coverage of all this
- 1:51:24Speaker 1: because the guy was video and everything, because he's a
- 1:51:26Speaker 1: giant jackass doing this first in Dallas.
- 1:51:28Speaker 5: At one point, Stewie kind of goes, haywire, I'm going
- 1:51:32Speaker 5: to turn it off. I spoke to Stuie's owner.
- 1:51:35Speaker 18: They put Stewe to the X ray machine, They checked
- 1:51:37Speaker 18: the battery, and once they realized that everything is compliant,
- 1:51:41Speaker 18: there was no reason to not allow him to fly.
- 1:51:44Speaker 3: Other than they have rules now about the batteries and
- 1:51:46Speaker 3: what you can bring. And yeah, he said, like how
- 1:51:49Speaker 3: big the batteries can be, how many of them can.
- 1:51:51Speaker 1: They checked it to be a compliant, so they he
- 1:51:54Speaker 1: this is this jackass, knew ahead of time to cover
- 1:51:55Speaker 1: that end of things, but they fully banned. But a
- 1:51:58Speaker 1: whole robot runs on something that's not like more than
- 1:51:59Speaker 1: a wad battery. That's what he said. He double checked
- 1:52:02Speaker 1: that they had the right battery for because it was
- 1:52:04Speaker 1: it was not it was not a mena sized robot.
- 1:52:05Speaker 1: It was like a little et sized two foot robot. Again,
- 1:52:09Speaker 1: he was just bringing and then it was following everywhere
- 1:52:11Speaker 1: and holding up the line just just to see, just
- 1:52:14Speaker 1: because about k I hope he gets shot with a
- 1:52:18Speaker 1: gun that hurts.
- 1:52:19Speaker 5: Wow, not.
- 1:52:23Speaker 1: A water gun.
- 1:52:23Speaker 3: That's at CARTNERK in the leg. All right, well there's this.
- 1:52:29Speaker 1: Week in audio.
- 1:52:32Speaker 2: The wood Show.
- 1:52:34Speaker 1: Please welcome to guests to the Woodies Show studio.
- 1:52:39Speaker 3: First and foremost, we're gonna start with the Pride of Pakoima.
- 1:52:42Speaker 3: He's the senior vice president and manching partner of Club
- 1:52:45Speaker 3: Turn Up Ladies and Gentlemen, d J.
- 1:52:47Speaker 1: Tim Martin Woody Show.
- 1:52:53Speaker 5: What guys.
- 1:52:54Speaker 1: Also in the studio, our friend, the sports guy, Jeff
- 1:52:58Speaker 1: g Okay.
- 1:53:01Speaker 3: All right, so yeah, so Jeff, Jeff and I were
- 1:53:04Speaker 3: talking because I guess you and Tim were catching up
- 1:53:07Speaker 3: on some business stuff and we got into this conversation
- 1:53:10Speaker 3: Tim about like just what a great guy you are
- 1:53:13Speaker 3: and how funny you are.
- 1:53:14Speaker 1: Sweeny and we we.
- 1:53:16Speaker 3: Were talking about yea, we were we were talking about
- 1:53:20Speaker 3: the segment here on the show for Up in the.
- 1:53:22Speaker 1: Clerb, and we realized that we talked you.
- 1:53:24Speaker 3: We talked to you a lot about you know, getting it,
- 1:53:27Speaker 3: getting your take, hey, like tell us about the Dodgers, all, Hey.
- 1:53:30Speaker 1: What's going on?
- 1:53:30Speaker 3: Like, uh, you know you have a daughter and she's
- 1:53:32Speaker 3: dating now blah blah blah blah blah blah blahh and
- 1:53:34Speaker 3: you give us your take. He is like like an
- 1:53:36Speaker 3: elder statesman, you know, he's uncle Tim, to which Jeff said, no, no, no, dog, no, it's.
- 1:53:45Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:53:46Speaker 1: So Jeff and I started talking and we're like, you
- 1:53:48Speaker 1: know what, this is the new part one of two
- 1:53:52Speaker 1: segments with Tim. Oh that's right, it's t Tim. And
- 1:53:57Speaker 1: then we go up on the clerb. Yeah, yeah, all right.
- 1:54:03Speaker 1: So Jeff has some questions. There's there's a there's a
- 1:54:07Speaker 1: method to this.
- 1:54:08Speaker 3: Okay, Jeff has some questions, and then we're gonna see
- 1:54:11Speaker 3: what what Tim thinks. This could be really kind of
- 1:54:13Speaker 3: a learning experience, bridging cultures, bridging cultures, you see. All right, yeah,
- 1:54:19Speaker 3: and so Jeff has the questions, and then on a
- 1:54:21Speaker 3: couple of these today, we're going to take a guest
- 1:54:24Speaker 3: first and then see what Tim says. We're not guessing
- 1:54:28Speaker 3: what Tim will say, just what we think the answer.
- 1:54:31Speaker 3: All right, okay, okay, all right, Jeff. Question number one, all.
- 1:54:35Speaker 1: Right, what do you think about people that put lettuce
- 1:54:38Speaker 1: on their tacos?
- 1:54:41Speaker 5: Garbage?
- 1:54:44Speaker 3: When I said, Jeff, and I quote garbage, I think
- 1:54:52Speaker 3: three times just as he walked to the studio, garbage.
- 1:54:55Speaker 1: Like seriously, why would you just put like crunchy water
- 1:54:59Speaker 1: in your Why? I like, what is add Why do you?
- 1:55:04Speaker 1: Why do why does anybody put lettuce in any taco?
- 1:55:07Speaker 1: Like I don't want to salad in my taco?
- 1:55:10Speaker 5: Yeah, make a good What about onion and radish? That's
- 1:55:13Speaker 5: what I do?
- 1:55:15Speaker 1: I mean, Savoya's fine. Radish is on the side.
- 1:55:21Speaker 20: You put some theme on on it, you put some
- 1:55:23Speaker 20: salt on it. That's almost like an appetizer, you know
- 1:55:26Speaker 20: what I'm saying. So, I mean, I'm with you, You're
- 1:55:29Speaker 20: you're all right, Cilantro, What goes in the taco sauce
- 1:55:37Speaker 20: as hot as you can get it. I think what
- 1:55:38Speaker 20: you're thinking about is white people talk about cheese the
- 1:55:46Speaker 20: grocery store, but from the grocery store, like you don't put.
- 1:55:52Speaker 4: You don't put cilantro.
- 1:55:53Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Yeah, garbage.
- 1:55:57Speaker 6: On lettuce, salsa from you know, in the jar in
- 1:56:01Speaker 6: the grocery store.
- 1:56:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:56:06Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:56:06Speaker 3: So this brings us to question number two, Tim Uh,
- 1:56:10Speaker 3: And this is where we're going to write down our guests,
- 1:56:13Speaker 3: you know, not what Tim will say, what we think
- 1:56:15Speaker 3: the answer would be.
- 1:56:16Speaker 1: Question number two. Jeff Garcia, all right, what is the
- 1:56:19Speaker 1: whitest food at a Mexican restaurant.
- 1:56:24Speaker 5: I'm locked in.
- 1:56:27Speaker 1: Hold on, where's my buzzer? That quick? Okay? I got it?
- 1:56:34Speaker 2: Uh?
- 1:56:35Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wrote I wrote down.
- 1:56:39Speaker 3: I wrote down my guess although although I'm not I'm
- 1:56:43Speaker 3: not positive in my answer, and I'll explain why. It's
- 1:56:48Speaker 3: based on something else that happens here on the radio
- 1:56:50Speaker 3: station that I hear all the time.
- 1:56:53Speaker 1: Okay, you guys got your answers down.
- 1:56:56Speaker 5: Very very reluctantly.
- 1:56:59Speaker 1: I don't on between two, me too, Okay, come up
- 1:57:02Speaker 1: with one. No, you have to, yeah, you have to
- 1:57:05Speaker 1: get Yeah, all right, you got it.
- 1:57:08Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not confident.
- 1:57:09Speaker 1: Men, you got it? What'd you write down? I went
- 1:57:13Speaker 1: between burritos and stuck with Brito Burrito.
- 1:57:19Speaker 5: I was thinking that, but I went with Crispy Taco.
- 1:57:22Speaker 1: Crispy Taco.
- 1:57:23Speaker 4: I had taco salad, but change it to chimmy chunga Oh.
- 1:57:26Speaker 3: I wrote down guacamole. Now here's why, because it's like
- 1:57:29Speaker 3: every basic bitch goes in there for margarita.
- 1:57:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:57:34Speaker 3: But the reason I thought maybe that wouldn't be the
- 1:57:35Speaker 3: right answer because we had that one like commercial that
- 1:57:38Speaker 3: runs all the time where they're clearly trying to pander
- 1:57:42Speaker 3: right exactly I know, I'm home. Yeah, pandering commercial h
- 1:57:48Speaker 3: so that yeah, so those are our guesses. Tim Martinez, Yes,
- 1:57:52Speaker 3: what is the whitest food at a Mexican restaurant? O?
- 1:57:55Speaker 1: Great, gory heartshell tacos. Yeah, no way, no way. People
- 1:58:00Speaker 1: talk like what are we doing here?
- 1:58:02Speaker 9: I'm trying to think like they have heart shell tacos,
- 1:58:05Speaker 9: hardead tacos at like any like legit restaurant.
- 1:58:09Speaker 15: Yeah, what was your guys? I forgot to ask you, Jeff,
- 1:58:16Speaker 15: top three? Top three I would say is yeah, they
- 1:58:20Speaker 15: got that at Chili's. That's heart shell.
- 1:58:23Speaker 1: I mean, I'll even go with Sammy is not a
- 1:58:26Speaker 1: bad Yeah, And Jeff Jeesus right.
- 1:58:30Speaker 6: There too, are Chimmy Changa's legit? Because I thought they
- 1:58:33Speaker 6: were not.
- 1:58:33Speaker 1: They're They're fine. Oh well it's a great appetizer, it's awesome. Yeah, okay,
- 1:58:39Speaker 1: all right. Questions for Tim.
- 1:58:43Speaker 24: Question number three, Tim, if a woman has a tattoo
- 1:58:47Speaker 24: on her blank, she's for the streets.
- 1:58:50Speaker 1: Easy, I got it. If a woman has a tattoo
- 1:58:53Speaker 1: on her blank, how did you say it, she's for
- 1:58:56Speaker 1: the streets, for the streets, She's for the streets, She's
- 1:59:02Speaker 1: for the streets. Yeah, the street well you know what,
- 1:59:05Speaker 1: thank you for So thank you for clarifying, because I
- 1:59:08Speaker 1: was actually answers. I was going down a different road, right,
- 1:59:11Speaker 1: I was going down a different road. But so we're
- 1:59:13Speaker 1: talking road. I was going like, well, I would like
- 1:59:17Speaker 1: to everybody's answer before she got to get jumped in. Yeah,
- 1:59:19Speaker 1: like like status, you know what I'm saying, because there
- 1:59:23Speaker 1: is a tattoo, and then there's which I put. Then
- 1:59:26Speaker 1: there's my answer. There's a there's a hood rat. That's yeah,
- 1:59:29Speaker 1: we're talking two different likes. Let's let's let's let's two
- 1:59:36Speaker 1: things can be true.
- 1:59:37Speaker 14: You have and.
- 1:59:41Speaker 1: I think, you know, just for the streets means basically
- 1:59:43Speaker 1: a hoe.
- 1:59:44Speaker 6: Okay, okay, changes my answer to.
- 1:59:50Speaker 3: A totally different answer because I originally answer yeah, I'm
- 1:59:55Speaker 3: changing mind based on it's for being a ho.
- 2:00:00Speaker 1: You're so nonchalanta change my answer.
- 2:00:05Speaker 5: This is too good.
- 2:00:06Speaker 1: Oh, I got I got mine written down, menace, go
- 2:00:12Speaker 1: for yours first.
- 2:00:13Speaker 9: Well, Chola, I'm neck tattoo and that hole it's like
- 2:00:17Speaker 9: on on our boob. But I wrote down neck tattoo
- 2:00:20Speaker 9: right away, menace.
- 2:00:21Speaker 17: Yea.
- 2:00:22Speaker 1: So my original answer was neck thinking that was like
- 2:00:24Speaker 1: you know, huh, just like you said, and then my
- 2:00:28Speaker 1: part is on the boob. Yeah, sammy lower back, lower back.
- 2:00:37Speaker 5: I'm taking a shot with leg leg like any particular
- 2:00:41Speaker 5: like calf, thigh, like below the knee.
- 2:00:43Speaker 6: Oh okay, like you guys. My first answer was face,
- 2:00:47Speaker 6: but I.
- 2:00:47Speaker 3: Changed to booby boob all right, Tim, for sure, boob
- 2:00:52Speaker 3: boob for sure.
- 2:00:53Speaker 1: But yeah, the my first initial one was in between
- 2:00:57Speaker 1: your index finger and three offs.
- 2:01:02Speaker 14: Man.
- 2:01:02Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe come on guy, Yeah, but we're going come on, guys,
- 2:01:08Speaker 1: what do you mean, come on us? We're going whole route. Definitely.
- 2:01:12Speaker 1: I have family members with that tattoo. All right. So look,
- 2:01:15Speaker 1: if you have a question that you would like to
- 2:01:17Speaker 1: ask Tim, can you either text us for next week's round.
- 2:01:21Speaker 3: You can text us for next week's round over to
- 2:01:23Speaker 3: two two nine eighty seven or send us an email
- 2:01:25Speaker 3: with it email at the Woody Show dot com. Now
- 2:01:29Speaker 3: it is a throwback Thursday. So we're gonna go up
- 2:01:31Speaker 3: in the clurk Oh yeah, that's right, we're still doing that.
- 2:01:33Speaker 5: Huh. Yeah, I did like that.
- 2:01:35Speaker 1: That was a lot of fun. Again, bridging cultures. We're learning,
- 2:01:39Speaker 1: we're learning so up in the club.
- 2:01:41Speaker 3: Back in the day, DJ Tim Martinez, he was an
- 2:01:44Speaker 3: actual club DJ so he was spinning all these songs
- 2:01:46Speaker 3: as they were new and popping, and so now he
- 2:01:50Speaker 3: is in charge of choosing which song we go up
- 2:01:52Speaker 3: in the club with each and every week, and what
- 2:01:53Speaker 3: he got for us this week, Tim, We're.
- 2:01:55Speaker 1: Going two thousand and five ying Yang Twins, shape a.
- 2:01:58Speaker 1: Here we go a woody show back Thursday.
- 2:02:04Speaker 3: Now we can take guesses if Samuel will know don't say,
- 2:02:08Speaker 3: I don't say yet all the show back Thursday, up
- 2:02:11Speaker 3: in the clurb, ying Yang Twins with pit Bull Shake
- 2:02:16Speaker 3: up in the clurb. DJ Tim Martinez, Yeah, all right,
- 2:02:20Speaker 3: So Sammy, did you know that song?
- 2:02:23Speaker 1: Not really like it.
- 2:02:27Speaker 7: Before, so maybe I've heard parts of it. But then
- 2:02:30Speaker 7: later I was like, I don't know this, can I guess?
- 2:02:35Speaker 6: I think the reason that Sammy thinks she heard it
- 2:02:38Speaker 6: before because it sounds like Bruno Mars sampled it for
- 2:02:40Speaker 6: Uptown Funk.
- 2:02:44Speaker 2: I was like, I know.
- 2:02:46Speaker 26: I was like, no, I don't is always like that's
- 2:02:50Speaker 26: exactly what I don't understand, Like what music they played
- 2:02:53Speaker 26: when she did cheerleading, because there's always Megan mixes of
- 2:02:57Speaker 26: like every big song.
- 2:02:58Speaker 1: Ever, Like, how do you mind erase all these hits? Yeah?
- 2:03:01Speaker 1: I was in the same. I will say, like yeah,
- 2:03:03Speaker 1: when they start going into like shake like that's like cheerleading,
- 2:03:07Speaker 1: won a one.
- 2:03:13Speaker 6: Your sons will.
- 2:03:14Speaker 7: Take like one little part and just repeat, repeat, repeat,
- 2:03:19Speaker 7: extra bird in your head, so you're.
- 2:03:20Speaker 8: Not actually hearing full songs.
- 2:03:22Speaker 1: You know, you're only hearing the best part. I'm not
- 2:03:25Speaker 1: sure what was going on with Valencia High School guys.
- 2:03:30Speaker 1: Yeah right, I'm not sure it was Garth Brooks.
- 2:03:32Speaker 2: Yeah we.
- 2:03:35Speaker 8: Did, we would.
- 2:03:39Speaker 1: Jim Martinez, all right, yeah, thank you too much. To
- 2:03:44Speaker 1: catch you next week.
- 2:03:45Speaker 5: Buila wouldn't approve the show.
- 2:03:49Speaker 1: And that's gonna do it for today. It's it for
- 2:03:53Speaker 1: a pre Friday Thursday.
- 2:03:54Speaker 3: One more day to go, guys, Yeah, for the long
- 2:03:57Speaker 3: three day holiday weekend. Hey, first of or Moost, congratulations
- 2:04:01Speaker 3: to Lewis Castell from Huntington Park.
- 2:04:04Speaker 1: Big winday on gas for a year. Now tomorrow eight
- 2:04:09Speaker 1: o'clock hour, same deal. You can win gas for a year,
- 2:04:12Speaker 1: but tomorrow at the eight o'clock hour. The song you're
- 2:04:14Speaker 1: listening for is Drive from Incubus. So we'll play Incubus
- 2:04:19Speaker 1: Drive sometime between eight and nine tomorrow morning.
- 2:04:22Speaker 3: Hear it be called number ninety eight, and you, like Lewis,
- 2:04:25Speaker 3: will win gas for a year.
- 2:04:28Speaker 1: Ye God, and uh yeah again.
- 2:04:29Speaker 3: The big news though Tomorrow Friday into a three day
- 2:04:32Speaker 3: holiday weekends, so what are we going to get through
- 2:04:34Speaker 3: the morning as quickly as possible.
- 2:04:35Speaker 1: We'll do that.
- 2:04:35Speaker 3: Alternative income wraps up tomorrow. We have more chances to
- 2:04:39Speaker 3: get you on the guest list for Young Blood at
- 2:04:41Speaker 3: No Vacancy in Hollywood on Saturday. So that and more
- 2:04:45Speaker 3: tomorrow Friday here on the Woody Show on All ninety
- 2:04:47Speaker 3: eight to seven. Anything you got for us between now
- 2:04:50Speaker 3: and then, you can leave on the after hours voicemail.
- 2:04:52Speaker 3: That number is eight seven seven forty four. Whatode finals?
- 2:04:54Speaker 3: Follow us on social media? Look for us there at
- 2:04:57Speaker 3: the Woody Show. Yep, Greg Gory. Words of wisdom please.
- 2:05:00Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes an X will enter your life, and that's
- 2:05:03Speaker 5: just God's way of seeing if you're still stupid.
- 2:05:07Speaker 3: Although people have a tendency to forget all the reasons
- 2:05:09Speaker 3: that you broke up and they start getting all nostalgic
- 2:05:13Speaker 3: about the relationship.
- 2:05:14Speaker 1: But just remember the good times.
- 2:05:15Speaker 5: I did that once and it lasted about four minutes.
- 2:05:18Speaker 5: About what have I done?
- 2:05:20Speaker 1: All of a sudden you wake up?
- 2:05:21Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 2:05:22Speaker 3: No, thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so
- 2:05:25Speaker 3: much for giving the show some of your valuable time
- 2:05:27Speaker 3: this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.
- 2:05:30Speaker 3: The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
- 2:05:32Speaker 3: here on Friday. Have a great day. SMD Doublem.
- 2:05:35Speaker 1: I quit this bitch.