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S2 E8 - Financial Fortune Teller · The Steve & Jeff Show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Previously on the Steve and Jeff Show.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so excited to announce our new producer.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_02: It was the highest vote total of any contest, any podcast has done ever.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: She died on the can.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: And he did something that was, let's just say it was not legal.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: Our new producer is going to be Claire.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: Right, Steve?
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: Our new producer will win an all-expenses paid trip for one to sunny Mozambique.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, hello.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm only here because I'm contractually obligated to do this second show.
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  SPEAKER_00: I really don't want to work with you guys.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: So, Claire, you have to take this job.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_00: I really would like to get paid.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'd like a producer to tell me, don't do that, Steve.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's a stupid idea.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's what we got.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: I would like to be called Miss Claire when in the studio, especially as coming from Columbia School of Business.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: I think that that would be appropriate.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think all of life really is junior high.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know I said I would do it, but I didn't promise I would do it.
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  unknown: Jeffin.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_02: To Chelsea.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_02: We hardly knew ye.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: We hardly knew ye.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_02: Jeff, we're gonna have to be nice.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if we can do that.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_02: We haven't done that in maybe ever.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: And Jeff, we're back.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: The mail is flooding in.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: And here at Eccentric Ladiness Studios, they have a very small mailbox because really nobody really cares about this place.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: But I digress, it's stuffed with mail on our show, Jeff.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_03: Since we got you know Miss Claire on board, everything's changed, Steve.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: I got up this morning, took a shower, I looked in the mirror, I didn't even see myself.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_03: It was somebody else.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: Because you weren't there, because you were in the podcast already.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_02: And oh, and Jeff, I'm so glad you mentioned Miss Claire.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: We have Miss Claire here.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: Hi, Miss Claire.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, hello.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't she just a bundle of energy, Jeff?
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: She brightens my day.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_02: She is such a dynamo.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: You know, Jeff, it's been kind of a crazy time.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: And a lot of people are wondering what's going to happen in the future.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_02: Where are we going as a people, as a group, as a society, as a country, as an ethos, as a methos, as a compost?
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_03: Where are we going?
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_03: I think one place that Claire's going to be going is to a new girls' bathroom, which I think we could have that finished pretty soon.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm interested to check, I mean, to have her check it out.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: As you know, Jeff, I'm from the future.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: And people often ask me in this miasma, which is sort of a lung disease, but it's also like a fog.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: And people often ask me, what's going to happen?
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: What should I do?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_02: I personally think it's not right for me to tell them what to do in the future, what's going to happen, because it could spoil the present.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you know what I'm saying, Jeff?
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: It's like the prime directive on Star Trek.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_03: You know, Steve, that was always strange to me.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_03: I was not born with your gift, but it always seemed as though all of these people who could tell the future didn't have a lot of money.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_03: And I thought, God, if I could tell the future, I would know all kinds of things that would give me an advantage.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_03: And I've always said, could we ever find somebody who could tell the future and make money off of it?
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: Jeff, I am so glad you asked that because while I personally think that it is immoral bordering on criminal to tell people what's going to happen in the future, not everyone shares that ethos, that methos, that compost.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_02: We have a guest tonight who does not share that ethos at all.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_03: My dad?
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_03: Is my dad here yet?
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: Stafield is really being tough on him.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_03: Almost Christmas.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_03: I was hoping he'd get out soon.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's actually Monica.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who do we have?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: We have, let me just tap the glass.
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  SPEAKER_02: On the other side of that glass, we have someone who can tell us what's going to happen in the future.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_02: She has a tremendous track record that she'll talk about.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_02: Jeff, she can tell us what to do next that will make our lives better.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: I can't wait.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Let me introduce Bernice Madoff.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: Bernice, say hello.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, hello.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_03: Hi, Bernice.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: Nice to meet you.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: Nice to meet you guys as well.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_02: Bernice, it is so good to have someone in the studio here on the show who can really give practical advice to people about what they can do, how they can make money maybe in the future.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: I am personally opposed to this, but I think in the interest of journalism, we need to present all sides, Jeff.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: We need to present people who disagree with my ethos.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_03: Bernice, your last name is Madoff.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_03: Are you related to the guy?
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I don't know what he was called.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_03: The guy who made off with all that money.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_03: But are you related to him?
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_03: Because that would be pretty impressive.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, not at all.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not even sure who you're referring to.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: Could he predict the future too?
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: He didn't see a whole lot of things, including his arrest and death.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm thinking, I'm thinking no, but who knows?
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: I really don't know.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: And he's dead, we can't ask him.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, Bernice, when did you first discover that you had this gift?
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_02: Now, now, I just to be clear, you're predicting the future.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: You're not from the future like me.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, absolutely correct.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: In fact, the very first time I remember having a prophetic vision was when I was 12 years old.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: I had this vision that JFK was going to be assassinated.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: You saw that before his assassination.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it was a little bit after, but I had never heard about it and came up with that prediction on my own.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: I even came up with the exact date of November 22nd.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_03: You know, Steve, a lot of people didn't know that he uh was assassinated.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_03: At that time, you know, you didn't have the internet, you didn't have social media, you know, you barely had television.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's pretty impressive.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: There were a lot of people in 1963 who didn't read a paper, watch TV, listen to the radio, or talk to anyone, and they might not have known.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: This is stunning that she came to this all on her own as a 12-year-old girl.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_02: Now, Bernice, I understand that you used some of the skills to make some money.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: When did that start?
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: When I was in college at Harvard Beauty School, I had a vision one night of a big grand river just flowing, made of solid gold.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: Well, liquid gold, really.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_01: And that was gold.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: And it it it flowed into each house that was on my street.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_01: It was like the pavement had just turned into rivers of gold.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: And after that premonition, I was sure that that river was the Mississippi River, which led me to buy stock in the Mississippi shipping boat fleet, which unfortunately went out of business a couple months later.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_01: And it turns out the flagship boat caught fire, resulting in high towering flames that were a beautiful golden appearance.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_03: Did you ever figure out what the dream meant then?
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_03: Who were you supposed to buy?
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I was still kind of working out my powers in college.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: I did a lot of experimenting in that time.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: Only later did I discover it was telling me to invest in Amazon.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_01: And boy, if I had, I would be worth millions now.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_03: That makes sense.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_03: That completely makes sense.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_03: When was the first time that you actually did make money off of so I guess I could call them your powers, right?
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it it wasn't too long after that.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_01: I did make a lot of money off of the fast food industry.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: It was a category that didn't even exist growing up.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: So that's quite quite a feat for me to get my toes in there.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_01: At one point, I had money in McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, and Arthur Teacher.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, love those fish and chips.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I remember Arthur.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_03: Wasn't he in Mary Poppins?
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_03: I think he was Arthur Treacher.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_03: No, I think he was.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_03: God, I loved him and his fish.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_02: Who would have known that America wouldn't become a big fan of fish and chips?
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_02: British colony, we speak English, we use English common law.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_02: Why not eat fish and chips?
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, Arthur.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_02: Didn't work.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, Bernice, if you've been making money like that, can I ask you?
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_02: Are you comfortable saying what your net worth is right now?
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, absolutely.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'm worth$50 billion right now.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_01: Billion with a B.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_03: With a B.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_01: Billion dollars.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_03: You know, Steve, I was just looking at, I don't know how often you do this, but I'm always looking at these top 20, top 100 lists of the richest people in the world.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_03: Bernice, I don't remember you on that list.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know why or where you would be on that list?
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_03: Or at least the list I looked at didn't have you.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, well, I think that is unfair.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_01: I have a bone to pick with them.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_01: I have had my net worth certified by the accounting firm of Madoff and Sons.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_01: The bulk of my wealth, however, came in 2009.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_01: Shortly before I did have a dream, money would just find me wherever I was.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: And sure enough, it appeared in a number of my offshore bank accounts within a few days of that dream.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: But I think the real reason I'm left off that list is because of my name.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes, yes.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: You mean the name Madoff?
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_02: That's kind of unfair because you said you're not even related to the famous Madoff, right?
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, I meant my first name, Bernice.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: Face it.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's a boys' club out there, and I'm just a little old woman.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_01: It is so unfair.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: And you're right.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_01: My wealth has nothing to do with Uncle um Bernie, you whoever he is.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you make your investment recommendations known through a newsletter.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_02: Is that correct?
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_02: Tell us a little bit about that newsletter and about what you write of kind of the process and who reads it, all that good stuff.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_01: It's amazing how many people have made hundreds of dollars because of my predictions, uh, based on what I'm writing in the in the newsletter.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: Between, you know, my personal counseling and the newsletter.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I just make so much money.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_01: I did predict that that would happen.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_02: So another prediction came true, Jeff.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's for anyone.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_01: This newsletter is is just for anyone who's who's looking to get into wealth, to fall into new money.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_03: And it sounds like a sure thing.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_02: That certainly includes us.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_02: We're certainly willing to fall into new money.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: Totally.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: We've been tripping ourselves trying to fall into new money for decades, Jeff.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and the money we have, Steve, we got to put it somewhere, you know.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we we could only keep that stuff under the pillows and and sofas.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_02: And the money I've got, Jeff, you know, I keep it, I you know, those little the watch pockets you get in those jeans sometimes.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_02: I I kind of I kind of put it in there.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: Those are very secure, it fits kind of nicely in there.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_03: But then they have zippers, a lot of them have zippers, yeah, yeah, so that you don't you don't lose your money.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, you don't want to.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_02: But what if I get some more money that doesn't fit in the watch pocket, Jeff?
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_02: Then I would need somewhere else to put it, and maybe I should put it with Bernice and her newsletter and her recommendations.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: So, Jeff, maybe we should start off by subscribing to the newsletter.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: What does it cost to subscribe to your newsletter?
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, get this to subscribe to my my newsletter, which is just full of information that's gonna get you rich.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's only a thousand dollars a month.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, if you're gonna make 50 billion, what do you think is it seems like a lot of money, but not at all.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: If you want to be rich and fall into that new money, you have to spend your money or start a newsletter, but cannot guarantee it's gonna be as successful as mine.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: It's that simple.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: Plus, if you have my company make your investments for you, as many of my customers have, I guarantee at least a 300% profit.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_01: How can you lose?
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, you can't lose.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: I guess it takes money to make money, Jeff.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_02: 300% profit.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_02: If she made if she earned 300% on on the money that I've saved over the last few years, I'd have six extra dollars, Jeff.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_03: So I think people are probably excited.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_03: I I know they're excited.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_03: I'm ready to turn over basically everything that I have to you.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_03: But before we do that, can you just give us an idea?
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you know, Steve, whenever you do like the betting sites, a lot of times they have the people come on and they give you like a tip.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_03: They say, like this game.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they give you the line on the game.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_03: So, Bernice, is there a way that you might be able to share uh some company that our listeners can invest in so that they'll be excited and then turn over the rest of their money to you?
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, in fact, I actually had a dream last night.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_01: It was of this big grand pyramid, and this beautiful long-winged crane came carrying a wrecking ball and it slammed into the cement blocks, causing the whole thing to just crumble down.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_02: Sounds dramatic.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_02: So we should invest in construction then, right?
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_01: Not at all.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_01: Construction is not a reliable business.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_01: Once you build something, that's it.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like, we're how are you gonna build more?
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_01: You already built something there.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: True.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_01: Good point.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_01: Good point.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: So I took this as a clear sign that listeners should put all of their money into blockbuster.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_01: Get it?
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_01: The blocks of the pyramid were yes, being busted.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's a sure thing, but you better hurry before they finish reorganizing.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_02: Once they reorganize, the shares won't be a half a cent each anymore.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_02: No, Steve, can you imagine how many shares we could buy?
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: Picture this, Jeff.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_02: Blockbuster.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_02: They put a video store on every corner, and then people go there and they stream their stuff at Blockbuster, at these corner stores.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_02: People would spend time with other people.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_02: It would be so nice, Jeff.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_03: It would be a new world, and we would have so much wealth, Steve.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_03: I can't even imagine.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_02: So, Bernice, other than Blockbuster, which that sounds like a wonderful opportunity to me, uh, what other companies can you recommend?
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_01: No recommendations at the moment.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'm still trying to interpret a recurring dream I keep having, where I get arrested for tax evasion and fraud and get sent down to Juliet Correctional.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_01: But I have narrowed it down to either Kodak or Radio Shack.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_01: So I will let you know once I have determined the will of the prediction.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: Those are both solid companies, Jeff.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_02: Solid great old American companies.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, grew up with Kodak, grew up with Radio Shack.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we all had Kodak cameras and we all went to Radio Shack to get something for our VCR and for our walkie-talkies and stuff like that.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, absolutely.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_03: You know, the landline phones.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's kind of what they were known for.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_03: It still sounds like they would be a great investment.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: You know, Bernice, I I I gotta keep asking here, are there a couple of companies that you know have done well recently and might still be good buys?
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_02: Companies that are moving in the right direction.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, everyone knows about the companies that have already made people money, like Kmart, Enron, and Goldworth.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_01: If you want to go with the most obvious ones, go ahead.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_01: But I am here to offer a company to your listeners that is unique.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_01: It will be the next circuit city, and it is just about ready to take off.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, very exciting.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_01: I can't wait.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's called Toys Are Us, and guess this, they have a really cool idea.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_01: It's a toy store that sells exclusively toys.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, what a great idea.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_02: And I I guess that's hence the name, right?
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_02: When you think of toys, you think of toys are us.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: That's amazing.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure exactly where they would be.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_01: Are they in malls or shopping centers, or where will they be when they eventually in strip malls, sometimes just even by their lonesome, you know, they're just they're everywhere, really.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_03: Probably next to like Best Buys and stuff, right?
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_03: Because those are really hot, too.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, those are hot, yeah.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I I think the mall never goes out of fashion, you know.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's a safe bet, it's not super sexy, but it's reliable.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, think about it.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever seen a rundown abandoned mall?
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_01: No, you can always rely on a mall.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_02: Wisdom.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_02: I think she's on to something because you know, you see everywhere.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_02: I think she's on something, and yeah, after the show, I'm gonna talk to her, but maybe we can maybe we can get some of that too.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_02: But I had that prediction, but I digress.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it sounds like what she's saying with the malls, you know, you do see these malls, and some of them, some of them I think are a great opportunity because there aren't a lot of people there.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: No, and I think now's the time before the crowds come in, before the crowds really start running into the malls.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_02: Now's the time to really buy up that mall space, Jeff.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_02: I really like that.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_03: Me too.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, and also, Steve, last time I was at a mall, so many of the stores were closed.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_03: So if you have your store, you know, whether it's Kodak or whoever it might be, people who go into the mall outside of going to a movie, they're gonna come into your store.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_03: You're not competing with a thousand other stores.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: With all those closed stores, Kodak has nothing but opportunity.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's a wide open field, they can do anything.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_02: That is such a great recommendation, Bernice.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you've been a tremendous guest.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: We're getting close to the end of the show here, Bernice.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, I just really appreciate you coming on because this is this is financial advice you wouldn't get on any other show.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta tell you.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, exactly.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I did predict that this would be very helpful information for you and your viewers.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta ask Bernice since you can see the future.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_02: And of course, I'm from the future, so I know a little bit about it too.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: But where do you see this podcast going?
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_02: Do you see this podcast doing well in the future?
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: I see this podcast making it to number one on all the charts across the board.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_01: You will be rolling in dough, rolling in the ladies.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: It'll be the most successful thing of any success that anyone has ever had.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, Jeff, that's exactly how I see it too.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_02: Bernice, we're seeing the same future.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_02: This has just been so great.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_02: I just want to thank you so much for these tips and for coming on our show.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: This, I think, is life-changing information, Jeff.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_03: It is.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_03: And Claire, uh, sorry, Claire, I'm thinking of our producer because if we'd only had Bernice before we hired our first producer, we would have saved a lot of time and money.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, we would have made more money if we had nothing.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_02: We would have made money, not paid money, but we would have made 2020.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, if there's ever anything we can do for you, you just let us know.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_01: I will definitely let you know, and you are both quite welcome.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, do you validate my parking lot?
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, the parking uh well validation.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Bernice, uh, we can validate that you are here and you're a person and you're a valid person, and you probably drove here, so you probably have a car out there.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_02: But I gotta tell you, you're a little picky at eccentric Lady Land Studios about the parking lot, and they we don't really have the ability to validate.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_02: But for being on our show tonight, you are going to receive some wonderful things that might even make that parking validation irrelevant.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_02: Johnny, tell us what she's gonna get for being on the show.
• 20:01
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• 20:09
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• 20:13
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• 20:16
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• 20:30
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• 20:38
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• 20:41
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• 20:48
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