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Cheeto List For February 21st, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Gina claims she has a list.
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  Speaker 2: You have a list, too, Which one do you want
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  Speaker 2: to do?
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  Speaker 1: Well? I don't. I mean, here's my list, twelve.
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  Speaker 2: Things you didn't know about Cheetos.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, how could I possibly find anything political about that?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't gone all the way through the list. There
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  Speaker 2: might be something in there.
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  Speaker 4: I've got seventy seven facts that blew our minds in
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  Speaker 4: twenty twenty four from the Atlantic magazine.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, from the Atlantic. I might be able to find
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  Speaker 3: something political there. I don't want to a shame anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Actually they're looking through it. There are really no political
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  Speaker 4: There isn't no nothing. I mean, you can make anything
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  Speaker 4: political here. I can't do the Cheeto's list. I'll make
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  Speaker 4: it political, okay.
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  Speaker 2: The original mascot not Chester Cheat.
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  Speaker 3: Not Chester Cheatah.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, you know, okay, go ahead, tell us who
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  Speaker 1: it was.
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  Speaker 2: Before Chester Cheetah graced our grocery store snack isles. The
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  Speaker 2: first face of Cheeto's was a mouse. Of course, the
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  Speaker 2: Cheeto's mouse rode a motorcycle took over Rome as Julius
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  Speaker 2: Cheesers Cheeser.
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  Speaker 3: I remember that.
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  Speaker 4: You want to know why he's not there anymore? Ei,
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  Speaker 4: That's why I.
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  Speaker 3: Remember Julius.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Julius, I do too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, I forgot all about it.
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  Speaker 1: You. I prefer Julius cheeser to chest or Cheeto.
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  Speaker 2: One bag contains a greater serving than what is stated
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  Speaker 2: on the label. Well, yes, After a detailed, thorough investigation,
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  Speaker 2: it was discovered that there were actually more in the
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  Speaker 2: bag than what is indicated on the nutrition label. One
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  Speaker 2: large bag of Cheeto's list of contents as one and
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  Speaker 2: eighty nine chips. After testing various bag it's actually around
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  Speaker 2: two and thirty seven that.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you know why that happened. That's that was
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  Speaker 4: one of Trump's campaign promises.
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  Speaker 1: I will make sure there are extra Cheetos.
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  Speaker 3: Google image Julius cheese and you'll see that he is
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  Speaker 3: a better mascot, chet much better.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see other countries sell unique flavors of Cheetos, including
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  Speaker 2: Pepsi Cheetos, ketchup Cheetos.
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  Speaker 3: Hold it, Pepsi cheat, I've had ketchup cheetostup Cheetos.
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  Speaker 2: See that this one sounds really gross. Strawberry yogurt Cheetos.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's see cheese and strawberry. No, no, no, that's it.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, We're not going to let foreign governments impose their
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  Speaker 4: will on us with ruining Cheetos.
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  Speaker 1: It's just regular cheetos.
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  Speaker 2: It takes five thousand cows to produce a year's supply
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  Speaker 2: of Cheetos.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, sure, in the old days it did, But now
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  Speaker 4: now we're going to do it with less cows, few cows.
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  Speaker 2: Ten pounds of cheddar cheese to manufacture a one year
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  Speaker 2: supply of Cheetos.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Learning that they actual cheese to make cheetos.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how many pounds of cheese? Do you think it
• 3:06
  Speaker 4: goes to Donald Trump's skin color?
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  Speaker 3: That's all it is.
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  Speaker 2: New York City once had a pop up restaurant with
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  Speaker 2: an all cheeto menu.
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  Speaker 3: I'm seeing recipes more and more of these days that
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  Speaker 3: say to use cheetos as ingredients.
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  Speaker 2: They had a flame and hot cheddar mac and cheese,
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  Speaker 2: perfectly fried green tomatoes breaded in white cheddar. Cheetos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the world's.
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  Speaker 2: Largest cheetah largest cheeto resides proudly in Iowa. A giant cheeto,
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  Speaker 2: initially discovered in Hawaii, about the size of a small lemon,
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  Speaker 2: rests gently upon a velvet pillow at a restaurant in Angola, Iowa.
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  Speaker 4: We're bringing a much larger Cheeto. We're bringing that to
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  Speaker 4: New York at the Term Tower. It'll be called the
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  Speaker 4: Trump Cheeto.
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  Speaker 2: The Cheetah was originally put up for auction, perceiving offers
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  Speaker 2: of up to one million dollars, but the founder said, no,
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  Speaker 2: this Cheeto is not for sale.
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  Speaker 1: Did they say how where they got it? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's just somebody's in a bag in Hawaii.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: The chat room keeps sending me pictures of Julia's cheeser,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm here to tell you we need to get
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  Speaker 3: some sort of you want to you want to write
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  Speaker 3: in camp, write in campaign, some sort of petition to
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  Speaker 3: fire Chester Cheetah. Maybe Dosee could do that. Oh there
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  Speaker 3: I go. Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Cheetos have been proven addictive.
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  Speaker 3: Proven addictive.
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  Speaker 2: It's called vanishing caloric density. If something melts down quickly,
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  Speaker 2: your brain thinks that there are no calories in it,
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  Speaker 2: and you just keep eating forever.
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  Speaker 4: Is there anything here about do we do we prefer
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  Speaker 4: the baked Cheetos or the puffed Cheetos.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the original.
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  Speaker 2: Puff list, and we'll see if it if it shows up.
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  Speaker 3: Because I think I like the crunchy better than the puffed.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, flame and hot cheetoh have sent people to
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  Speaker 2: the er.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can set they're flaming hot.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, uh, let's see.
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  Speaker 2: There have even been occasional cases of children ending up
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  Speaker 2: in the emergency room. Cheese dust is linked to the
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  Speaker 2: US military.
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  Speaker 3: Well our commander in chief Cheetos.
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  Speaker 2: Cheeto's founder, wanted to bring cheese flavor into package snacks
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  Speaker 2: after the success of his first invention, free Doos. The
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  Speaker 2: US military had conveniently been researching dehydrated cheese with the
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  Speaker 2: hopes of adding it to dried military meals. Liquid cheese
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  Speaker 2: is blasted into a chamber of hot air, causing the
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  Speaker 2: cheese to evaporate and leave behind a solid, dusty substance.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you get these, and then it's all over
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  Speaker 1: your fingers.
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  Speaker 2: Cheetos may save your life.
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  Speaker 1: What How's that?
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  Speaker 2: There is so much oil and fat in a Cheeto
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  Speaker 2: it's actually flammable. So instead of lugging fire fire wood
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  Speaker 2: on your next camping trick, bring a bag of Cheetos
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  Speaker 2: to keep warm. You can light them on fire.
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  Speaker 3: They apparently should you be putting it in your body
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  Speaker 3: then question.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they burned very long.
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  Speaker 3: That is the last, of course, I like vodka.
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  Speaker 2: That is the last.
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  Speaker 4: The guy who invented the Fredo invented the cheeto, and
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  Speaker 4: before he did the mouse, the uh Julius cheeser. Right
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  Speaker 4: before that, he had to be talked out of he
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  Speaker 4: wanted to do the Cheeto bandido.
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  Speaker 3: The cheato because there was the Freedo.
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  Speaker 4: Bandido, which and he and the problematic sir, hey that's racist,
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  Speaker 4: and b you've already used it for Fredo's.
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  Speaker 3: I don't follow a lot of people on Facebook, but
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  Speaker 3: I follow a lot of like, you know, antique toys
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  Speaker 3: and things like that. And there's one that specifically food
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  Speaker 3: premium Facebook page, so it's like cereal prizes and things
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  Speaker 3: like that. But they had the Freedo Bandido pencil toppers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and and you wanted one?
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  Speaker 3: No I didn't. I was looking at them, going why
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  Speaker 3: that twenty dollars? No I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: And see I look at that and go why not.
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  Speaker 4: Freedo bandido And it's not an eraser, No, it's just
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  Speaker 4: something to adorn your pencil exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of always liked those when I was younger. Pencil,
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  Speaker 4: some sort of pencil top.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, usually Now the Universal Monster pencil topper. I like
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  Speaker 3: that idea, but not the Freedo banddo.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the Freedo Bandido was nobody. I mean no, I
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  Speaker 4: mean A, it's racist and B.
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  Speaker 1: He's a robber.
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  Speaker 3: He's there, he's well, he's going to see he's like
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  Speaker 3: the tricks rabbit. He's going to steal.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why the rabbit can't just have the cereal?
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  Speaker 2: Why does he have.
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  Speaker 4: To steal it?
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  Speaker 1: That's melu mel what's his?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, now the chat room is found. They're available in
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  Speaker 3: four colors. Yeah, there was a guy trying to sell
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  Speaker 3: them for twenty bucks, and I'm like Burg, says Berg says,
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  Speaker 3: the freedom Bandito actually steals your health and your soul.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't steal you.
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  Speaker 4: Well, those gotta know those pencil toppers are kind of racist.
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  Speaker 3: Wait is that a Julius Cheeser one?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you might have forget that one. Okay, Italians don't care.
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  Speaker 1: How much do they want for that?
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  Speaker 3: That's the one I want?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, bring back Julius Cheeser, the Emperor of Cheetos.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I think we should start a write in campaign.
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  Speaker 3: Should