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Bananas, Pickles, And The Great Halloween Candy Debate · In Moderation

• 0:18
  SPEAKER_03: Let's do let's do it, Mike.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_03: Let's do it.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_03: Let's do it.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_03: Let's do it.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_03: So you I noticed that you're gone too.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_03: By the way, this is a I'm waiting for you.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: You were about to count down.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just do it.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_03: Do it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do it.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I was supposed to count down.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_03: You do it.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_03: Position the countdown.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do it.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: 36.
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  SPEAKER_03: 35.
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  SPEAKER_03: 34.
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  SPEAKER_03: 87.
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  SPEAKER_03: 86.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, I gotta start over.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_03: Mike.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_03: Mike.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, base 69 system.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I forgot.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_03: You're using metric.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_03: Um, okay.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_03: Let's uh let's do this for the people who are listening to us on Spotify while driving to work.
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  SPEAKER_03: Three, two, one.
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  SPEAKER_03: One.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, why is my camera not working?5.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_03: Good job, Mike.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_03: Good job.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_03: Not only is this not a visual bit, it's also not an audio bit.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my thing's on here.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_03: Here we here we are.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: I had see, see?
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: I had a feeling Mike was gonna go banana, so I went tickle.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_01: So here's the thing though, Rob.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_03: I am not any ordinary banana.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_03: I am Tony Banano.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: Tony Banano.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_04: So hold on.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_04: You were gonna count down from 80 something for this bit.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_04: That's what we're counting down.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, hold on.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_03: It gets better.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_04: It gets okay.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_03: Here we are.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_03: Top 20 health and fitness podcasting.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_04: This is great.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_04: This is amazing.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we got Tony Banana.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: We got Captain Puppy over here.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: Chase.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: We got it's Chase.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_04: He's on the case.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: Uh we got Smiling Demon.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: And we got Gene Simmons.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: You don't know your Pokemon?
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: You ugly bastage.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_03: I'm the main man.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, yeah, it's Pikachu or something, right?
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I thought Mike was Pikachu.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't Pikachu like yellow?
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: No, Pikachu has two of these.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_03: I only have one.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_03: And it's only because I'm nervous right now.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm feeling very whelmed.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_04: Whelmed is a good way.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_04: That's a good descriptor for this.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_03: Speaking of our very whelmed guests, let's uh give them a chance to introduce themselves or perhaps state their case for a class action lawsuit in the future.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_03: Andy, if you want to go first, let everybody know who you are and what you do.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: My name is Andy.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a dietitian.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a twin mom.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: I do see one-on-one clients when I'm not talking about misinformation and GI health on social media.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: And I've been here before and I'm happy to be back.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I think when you were here before, you were a unicorn?
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I totally wore a unicorn costume last year.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you were a unicorn.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_04: And now you're then around a nutrition con?
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: Some people were wearing food costumes around Fency, which is basically a nutrition con.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_04: But I any hot dogs, that's what I would go as.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: No, but I do have a bacon costume.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, nice.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't bring it.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: I should have.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of vegetables, and I feel like if you're gonna run around Fency, you need to get No Bacon and like weirder creative and be like a cheeseburger, like some French fries.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, a baking thing of seed oils?
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_04: I was about to say just a canola oil that would be a blow-up costume.
• 3:31
  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: Big blow-up canola oil costume.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, next year I gotta up my game and if it goes to seed oil, they'll arrest you for criminal threatening.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, fair.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_03: So that other voice you heard, that was our friend Kevin.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_03: Kevin, you want to let everybody know who you are?
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, hi guys.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_02: Uh online, I'm known as Pure Bullfitt.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, I'm just a health and wellness coach.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_02: I am um I'm just trying to help people live longer, better quality lives.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but recently, um that has been interrupted by my inescapable need to make social commentary on weak men.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: Um so I've uh started a project uh recently with Dave the Viking to try and bring kind of a cultural shift and change in responsibility and accountability in men to shift the culture there so we could do something about the culture of violence that predominantly affects women.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_02: And uh yeah, uh I'm Lobo, not Gene Simmons.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: You're the started to drummer in Kiss.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_03: That makes sense.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_03: For a second, I thought you were that guy who shows up when I take too much Benadryl.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: Uh also that guy.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, that's my side hustle.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: Two things can be true at the same time.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the economy's downturned, yeah.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh yeah.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_02: I was I was here before.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I'm responsible for Cuckles.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and that's my crowning achievement.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that was great.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_04: That was great.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, cuckles is on the move.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: He's on our our hall of fame, is the like the number one thing that's ever come out of this podcast.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: And we have the nutrition podcast.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_04: So, like we got some good stuff here.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_04: That's pretty impressive.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's true.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_02: So I I had to leave my I was teaching my mother how to use a shotgun earlier today, um, which is a whole story as one does itself.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: And uh I said I had to go uh a little bit early because I I needed to go to uh coach my class and then do a podcast.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_02: She goes, Oh, uh, who are you doing a podcast with?
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_02: And she named a couple of people that I would never ever ever ever uh be on a podcast with.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: And I said, uh no, it's it's my friend Rob and Liam.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't know Mike was gonna be here, uh, and I've never met Andy.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_02: I said, Liam, she goes, the bean guy?
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_04: The bean guy.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: My 76-year-old mother knows who you are.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_04: It's with my content, it's this funny thing where I'm like, oh yeah, children and the elderly watch me.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I feel like it's isn't it?
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and she's like, she could barely use Facebook, so I don't even know how.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_03: You're making it into uncontacted Facebook pages.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_03: I could probably go to remote islands where there's just like there's no internet.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_04: We're like, oh, they're the beans, you like beans.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_02: The only word they have is beans.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: They're just they're just putting them in the shapes of Liam's face.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_02: Everything beans.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_02: From an unclean more beans, but uh dude, I'm I'm having a hard time getting into it.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_02: I like I appreciate your sponsor.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_04: Well, Halloween is up, so there is a type of bean that generally is eaten on Halloween that you maybe you could try.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_04: Kidney.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, kidney beans.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_04: When you know when you go and they hand you cans of kidney beans and you say trigger treat, and the kids are like fucking.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, they handed them to you?
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_03: They threw them at us.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_03: Where is it in August?
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_04: Banana costume.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, this is two months before Halloween.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_03: Why are you throwing these traditional Halloween kidney bean cans at me?
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_04: I was thinking more of the um not peanut butter variety, but Oh, so it's not kidney beans, and this is not a real thing where they hand them out.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_04: No, it was not actually.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'm very concerned.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_02: Is this a joke that we shouldn't say in front of children?
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_02: Because I was gonna pick up a bean I'll be eating later, but like I didn't think that would be.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_04: No, I was just going with jelly beans, but you're taking us down a very different path.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I was thinking, but then I'm like, wait a minute, am I missing something?
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm so confused.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I'm really gonna want to take this makeup off first.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, I'll ask.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_04: It's gotten to the point where if a video with jelly beans is like popped off on like the algorithm, I get sent to a bunch of they're like, it's still beans, and I'm like, great.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_04: Or like a freaking cat is like needing they're like tow beans.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, oh you know what?
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck it, sure.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_04: Anything the the Chicago beans, send it to me.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_04: I'm whatever.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_04: Why not?
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_02: That's wholesome as hell.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_02: I I just get sent videos of people doing or saying incredibly stupid things that are harmful.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_04: Like I used to get that, and then I switched to beans, and I feel much better ever since.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe I should switch to beans.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think I get tagged in anything, so both of y'all are doing well.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_03: They send me dick pics in my DMs.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm still getting no more often than you would expect.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_04: You should just give them like on a you should just give like six, like six out of ten.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_04: Like just rate them.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_04: That's it.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_04: Like three.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_04: You know, just send it back.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_00: That's actually a good reaction to that.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: That's a great one.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_02: The other bit of good advice I got from my friend uh Michelle McDaniel, who does like commentary, so she gets a lot of like negative pushback sent to her.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_02: She started sending the inappropriate pictures to the next guy who sent her inappropriate pictures.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_02: So she's just like straight.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_02: I like that.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_02: I thought that's brilliant.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_02: The literal meet cute.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh pun intended.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_03: What if that's the story that you're telling the grandkids?
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_03: This is how me and other grandpa met.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_03: How I met your mother.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_03: That was brilliant.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I'm very upset about?
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_03: Rob came in here wanting to hurt my feelings.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_01: He's says the guy wearing a banana.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_03: I knew you were gonna go banana.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, I am an intellectual property uh banana known as Tony Banano, the Northern Jersey mob boss who likes therapy.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_01: Look, look, Mike, Mike, I was just in a pickle trying to pick out my costume, and uh, you know, it was just a really big deal for me to get a good one for you because I really relish our exercise dill at best.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I've got to say on that?
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like split.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_02: And he did, in fact, split.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_03: That would have been good.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: I almost tripped.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_01: There was a lack of pun there, and I'm disappointed.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm in a dark room with sunglasses.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_04: Listen, Rob, not everyone sits up at two in the morning coming up with pickles, pickle puns to say on his podcast the day after.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_04: I don't act like you didn't.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_04: I know for sure for a fact that this feels like you got to be.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_01: You two are the ones that are gaming at two o'clock in the morning while I'm trying to get it.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_04: You're sitting there with pickle puns.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_04: Like, dil, I'm in a pickle pull.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's good.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_04: I gotta write that down.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_03: This is like when when when you get bullied at school and you're in your room with your mom the night before, thinking of insults to come up with to give back.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_03: I'm rubbering your glue.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_03: Rob was thinking of it all night.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_03: What are we drinking today?
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: Pickle juice.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_03: Just pickle juice?
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_03: Not a terrible idea.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_03: See, so let's give some context to the 99% of people listening to this that don't know what I'm doing here.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_03: Um I don't like pickles and Robin.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're doing here either.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_03: I've only been here for what a year at this point, slaving away on this podcast.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_03: He keeps me in the podcast mines, and I'm forced to go into the earth with a pickaxe and take whatever refuse I can find off the walls and haul them back up with my cart, and it's got a broken wheel on it.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_03: He refuses to fix it.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_00: What did that have to do with bananas?
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, okay, you know what?
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, can we have some like sensibility for like a second, just for like a moment, and tell us what the fuck is going on?
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Rob, tell everyone what's wrong with bananas?
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_03: Everything.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_01: Good night, everybody.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not a banana.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_03: I'm Tony Banan.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_01: You look like a banana.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_03: He's racist.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_03: He's saying we all look the same.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_03: No, I say because bananas are all genetically exactly the same.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_04: While y'all are arguing over phallic-shaped fruits and vegetables and whatnot, I say with Halloween coming up, we have to decide here, and we can argue about this and we should.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_04: Halloween candy.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_04: Like with best Halloween candy.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_04: Start off with that.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_04: Mike, what is the best Halloween candy?
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_04: Right now.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_03: Either a butterfinger or an almond joy.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_04: Both of those are incorrect.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_04: Andy, where are you going with that?
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_04: No more talking.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_04: Mike, shut up.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_00: Shut the not those.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm with you.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, he's wrong.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_04: Let's not talk about them anymore.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_00: Reese's peanut butter cups are in the top three.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_00: Twix bars are in the top.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, that was the answer.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_04: That was the answer I was looking for.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: The left or the right Twix.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_04: You stuff them both into your mouth at the same time.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_04: That way you can see that.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_01: I thought in Halloween at Halloween, they give you like the singles.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_01: Unless you're in this neighborhood.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_01: You can give out full bars.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the big ones.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_00: Whichever one is bigger.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_04: Just like in life.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_04: What else?
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_04: Reese's Twix.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna go.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_04: I listen.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_04: I'm going a little bit out.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe people don't disagree with me.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_04: Crunch bars, classic.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_04: I fucking love the texture.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_04: Listen, I need texture in a candy bar.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_04: That is why I can't do Milky Way and Three Musketeers and all these other ones where it's just like caramel underneath.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_04: It's just squishy.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_04: One note.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_04: Where's the texture?
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_04: I need texture.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_04: And that is why I like those little crispy bits that they've got in them.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_04: But what are those?
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, go ahead.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_04: What's the what's um um the five grand bar?
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_04: What is it?
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_04: 100 grand.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_00: 100 grand bar.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_04: It's not a hundred, it's just five.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_04: Mine only have five grand.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_04: Mine's are missing the other 95.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_04: The knockoff brand.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_04: The knockoff brand is just five grand, one grand bar.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: 100 kidney bars.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_02: I thought the question was a trap.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say kidney beans?
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_03: That is correct.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_03: Don't worry, so we got to do that.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_03: I brought my traditional Halloween treat right here.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_03: These are handed out at Liam's home.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_03: You just want to let everybody go.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_04: As someone who loves beans, if you give dried edamame out, you should get your house teepeed.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_04: Like you deserve that.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_04: Give them candy.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_04: This is bean guy said.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_04: No, we only bean beans.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_01: This is coming for the bean guy.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_01: There's no room for the city.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_04: At least jelly beans.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_04: That I will accept, even though jelly beans are, you know, it's fine.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_04: But still, all right, Kevin.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_04: Best candy bar.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, so specifically best candy bar?
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, you're not gonna be.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_04: Best candy for Halloween.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_04: For Halloween, best candy.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_02: Best candy for Halloween is any large candy bar to give out.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_04: So a large Twix.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_04: We're on board with large Twix here.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_02: If you give me a single large Twix, it's not going to any of the children.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to eat them all.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_04: The house that gives out the rich house.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_04: That's that's the best candy.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_04: The rich house that gives out the full bars.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_00: The house that goes to Costco is always the best house.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_04: Good point.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_04: All the candy bars.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_03: Do they make long Twix?
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_03: Because they make a giant Hershey bar, they make a giant Reese's cup, they make a giant Kid Kat, they make a giant Snickers.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_03: Do they have a long, like three-foot-long twig?
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm not talking a box that is full of single-sized.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_03: One giant twig.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_04: That should be so much better.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_04: Because I tried the giant Snickers and the ratios are like all off.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_04: It's not fun.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't care about the thing.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_03: You're talking like a lady in the tramp where you could ram the back of your throat by accident.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_04: I'm with you with the Twix.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_04: We need a giant twigs.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_02: We watched a different lady in the tramp.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm I'm just saying if the food that they were eating was solid and didn't have a lot of give, it would be a choking.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's cute with the the noodles, but you know, yeah.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_03: Top top 20.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_04: So Rob only has Canadian candy bars.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_04: So I understand they eat like snow and shit like that.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_04: But like, is there anything that you would pick up?
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you take maple syrup and you pour it on the snow, and there you go.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_04: And then we also have snowed syrup.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_04: Got it.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm gonna have to pass on that one.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_04: So we are all in agreement the giant Twix bar is the best candy bar for Holloway.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_01: Look, this year I can hand out craft dinner cream sodas.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_04: It's just like you already opened them up.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_04: Like you just give them a cup, like it's already filled up.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_02: He says he hasn't found them yet to send them to us, but he really has them, decided he fucking loves them, and now he's drinking them all.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_02: It's also been drinking.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_02: You over here drinking flavorless bubble water.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_02: And I could be having mac and cheese flavored.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_04: Not even the f it's just sparkling water.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_04: There's not even a fucking not even like I have my glass of red 40.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_04: That's what I'm talking about.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_04: I just picked that up at the store.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_04: Literally today.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_04: I saw that.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_04: I was like Shirley Temple.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, what is it?
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_04: 7up 0?
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_04: I saw it immediately.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: Shirley Temple 7 Up Zero.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_04: Does this have Red 40 in it?
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_04: It's pink.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_04: It has to.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_00: Well, some of them don't.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_04: I just assume they all do.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_04: Or at least I hope they do.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_03: They're starting to transition away from it.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_03: I think a lot of companies have pledged to stop using it in 2027.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_04: So you think they can give all their excess to me?
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: Just send it directly to you?
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_04: You send it directly to me in the gallons.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_04: Just dump it in all my food.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_04: If we're crazy for big things.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but what are they going to replace it with?
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_00: Beets, bugs?
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_03: Probably bugs.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_03: Pretty much.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_03: They've been using like vegetable juice coloring and all that type of thing.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't look the same.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_04: Whenever you ever see a food that's like fl that's like colored naturally, it looks sad.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_04: It doesn't have the same.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, right?
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_04: It doesn't look like my childhood.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't look like a sign out of any post-apocalypse or cyberpunk style universe.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's not bright and shining and looks like it would continue to glow even in the dark.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_01: I assume you guys have Doritos naked down there.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: I always like lace.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_04: I always eat my Doritos naked.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, wait, you were talking about oh no.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_04: The one that doesn't have the okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_03: I only eat food that comes from nature.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm kind of trying to take care of myself.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_03: So I've been eating a lot of these chicken and waffle Oreos from 7-Eleven.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_02: Figured, gluten-free.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_03: They are.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: That is true.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_03: But not gluten-free.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think it would be gluten-free.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_03: No, that's just definitely it's gotta have wheat in it.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they added all of the seven common allergens.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_03: We got we got dairy in there, we got fish.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_03: Soy, dairy, yeah.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_03: Wheat.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: Soy.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: And it just says on the bottom, made in a factory.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's just made in a factory that produces everything.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, they stole our idea.
• 17:16
  unknown: I know.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_03: I think we put that out loud.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_03: Allergens.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_03: Nabisco works quick, man.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: They're they're hard at work coming up with these.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_03: They've also got a banana.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_01: We talked about making a bar that has all the allergens in it.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that could be useful for therapy to cure everyone.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I was gonna say.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_00: Does that mean you give it to your children when they're young to get away from the colour?
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, you give it to somebody when they want to die.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like when you give chocolate to a dog before it dies.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh they get a taste of all the allergens right before they go.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_03: Before you guys have to put me down, will you feed me one grape?
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'd be happy to.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_03: I have to talk to the IRS about this.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_03: If they're like, how is this necessary to your business?
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_03: I have to show them this clip.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_04: No, yeah, well for sure.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_04: Like, you know, in like back when like Roman days, they'd like have the like grapes by the vine and they just lower them down and they eat them with their mouth.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_04: We'll do that for you.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_04: We'll like bob the grapevine up and down and let you just go, ah I'm down.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_04: You know, as many as you can.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_04: But anyway, I also want to know before we but but but we gotta make sure before we go too.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_04: Also, worst candy.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_04: Mike, worst candy, Halloween.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: Go.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_03: The worst candy.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's tough, isn't it?
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna get some.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_03: You know those the the hot tamales, the little red things.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I love those.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_03: They're delicious.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_04: No, they're just paint.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_04: I like spicy food.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like spicy candy.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_02: I love spicy everything.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: I I like it when retinol gets in my eye.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_02: Just I'm excited about spicy.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_04: Worst Halloween candy, retinol in the eye.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_02: That's a fair point.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_02: No, I actually like that more than the worst candy, in my opinion, is candy corn.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_04: I've I'm I'm I'm full on board with the candy corn hate.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_04: I with you.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_04: Almond joy.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_00: Almond joy are terrible, Mike.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_00: They're disgusting.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_00: They are foul and they are putrid, and like who can be putting like it's like just like shredded the I don't like them.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like them either.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like I don't like coconut though.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_04: Like I'm allergic to coconut and other eating anyway.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, what's the thing?
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_04: What's up with mounds?
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_04: Is mounds the same thing?
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_04: Or what's almond joy has an almond.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_04: Mounds just doesn't have the almonds.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_00: Mounds are just as bad.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_00: Almond Joy, there's a nut in there to save you from the distraction of all of the strike.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_00: You can just eat the nut pieces in your mouth.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe I can just get the nut out of there, like in a few other things.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_03: You're spending$3 at the gas station to buy one almond.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_04: It's worth it, so I don't have to eat the stupid fucking rest of the case.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: You could just buy almonds.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_03: If we could just find a way to grow them separately from the bar, there wouldn't be such a way.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_02: Has anybody else got a worst a worst candy here?
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_00: No, because that one is just so putrid it wins all of them.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_02: Fair enough.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_04: You know, those little tiny, like crunchy candy bananas.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_04: That's what Rob's like.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_00: Circus peanuts.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_00: Circus peanuts.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_01: I was actually thinking um brockets, which you guys call Smarties.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my kids.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_00: My kids love those.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_00: You have to stay right now.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_04: They're crunchy and sweet.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_04: I mean they're not the best candy, but I'll eat some Smarties.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: My kids love those.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_00: But like when you were a kid, you totally ate those because they're just like sugar.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, pixie sticks, which is literally just a fucking stick full of sugar.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_03: But like Smarties are what you're eating on November 7th, right?
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_04: They they stick around.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_04: They're still at they're at the bottom of the bag.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my goodness.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_03: He's holding basically a pack of cigarettes, but Smarties.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_02: My wife, this the giant Smarties.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_02: My wife keeps two cases of these in the house for me at all times.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: I fucking love them.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_02: One of these, one of these, these giant ones, is only 125 calories.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_02: So for my sweet tooth.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: They are pure sugar, right?
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_04: There's no fat in them.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_02: They're mostly chalk and then a little bit of sugar.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_02: So a normal roll.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_04: I I love I will see.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_02: We call them rockets.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, rockets.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_02: Check that shit out.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_02: Another weird thing Canadians get wrong.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_04: I couldn't tell you how much 500 grams is.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_04: Nobody knows who that is.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah, that's a lot.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_02: I I will not stand for this slander.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, but no, the real terrible uh rockets.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_04: The real terrible rockets are neck of wafers.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_04: Who is still buying those?
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_00: Those are like literal chalk.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_04: It's literally like just why who how anyone under the age of 80, why are you still buying those?
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_04: Because if you're like 87 and like that's all you had as a kid, I totally understand.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_04: You grew up with them.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_04: But like past that, I don't get it.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_04: No, I still think that's the same.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you they're used for like gingerbread house construction or candy construction of things.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_04: That's fair.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, okay.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_04: It's a construction material.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_00: It is a construction material, literally and figuratively.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_00: Like you can build something with it and it tastes like it too.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_04: The load bearing candy.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_00: And it probably functions as plaster.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_04: Neko wafers, packing peanuts, or you know, circus peanuts, whatever you want to call them, they taste the same.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_04: Tootsie rolls.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_04: I Tootsie Rolls, they're like it is a weird texture.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_04: Like I it's a weird chocolate candy.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_04: It is weird, but like I think it's a good thing.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_04: But what is it supposed to be?
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_04: I it's you can't decide.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_04: It's taffy, chocolatey sort of squishy candy.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_04: I'll give you Tootsie Rolls.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_04: They're not great.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_04: But like Neko wafers are so much worse.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_04: I don't care.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_04: Necko wafers, circus peanuts, and what's the other one that we were saying?
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_04: That's fucking off.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_04: Uh candy corn.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck candy corn.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_04: Those are my three.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_04: Those are my three worst.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 23:26
  unknown: Yeah.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_03: For those that don't know what Neko wafers are because you were born at a time where email was like a time after Vietnam.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_03: It's like you're eating flavored shirt tags.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like that's about what you're getting from a pack of Neko wafers.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care if the NECO wafer company is listening to this.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_03: You have a dog shit product.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_00: You have an opportunity to do better now.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's a press circle of the colour in your elementary school.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: And then they dust it with a very light flavor.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_02: They put about as much flavor as they do in LaCroix sparkling water, which is absolutely none.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_02: It's the equivalent of shouting the name of the flavor from the other room while it's being packaged.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_00: We're not dragging LaCroix into this.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_00: They have more flavor than the Necco wafers.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_02: You got no choice but to drag.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_02: They're on the floor.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_00: They have more flavor than the Necco wafer display.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_02: LaCroix is trash.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_02: They're packaged in the same facility.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_02: They must be.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_03: LaCroix and Necco wafers are the same companies.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_01: What's wrong with yours?
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: Canadian and American Kit Kats are different.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_00: Tell me how.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_00: In what way?
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_01: Apparently, the American one is a paler, slightly darker chocolate with a drier wafer and a less intense sugar profile.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm going off what AI says here because Kit Kats are sweeter?
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_01: I guess so.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_01: I've never had an American Kit Kat.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna have to cross the border.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_03: Um, what I'm drawing the conclusion of here is that one of these pairs of Kit Kats is cold.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: So this is allegedly the American one, and this is the Canadian one.
• 24:55
  unknown: Yeah.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, it's cold in Canada.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_01: What do you what do you expect?
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: This this is uh not that cold, buddy.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_02: Not that cold.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_02: This is six inches, with the only difference being where you start measuring.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_03: I I usually measure at the crack.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_04: What do you mean I measure from the back?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_04: Canadian version inside the Canadian version, it's just NECO wafers.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_03: We cheaped out.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_03: The worst kinder egg, the unkinder egg.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, nope, I'm not trying to leave.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_03: Just comes with like you open it up and there's litigation in there for you.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: You get sued for snapping it in half.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'll clean that up later.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_01: Apparently.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_01: You guys have a thing called caramello?
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's uh our bastardization of Cadbury.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was gonna say we we have caramelk, which is a guest sold as caramello in the US, and it's thinner, a thinner, sweeter chocolate exterior.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's too sweet for me.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: The little um Canadian one is a thicker chocolate shell with a more viscous caramel filling.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure you tell yourselves that.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_00: Those little cadberry.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_00: They're not really out on Halloween, but the the little Cadbury crunchy eggs that they have out on Easter.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, I know what you mean.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_02: Those are good.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, those are clear.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: Those are very good.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_00: I will those those rank higher than Twix any day of the week.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Liam wasn't here to hear that one.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_00: I know, it's good he's gone.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, that might just be like the scarcity of them because they're only out a certain time of year, they're elevated.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_00: I can eat an entire bag of those in one sitting.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_03: How do you guys feel about the regular Cadbury cream eggs?
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: Not a fan.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_00: Not as good as the little crunchy eggs.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_03: Those little crunchy eggs, they're just uh the Robin's eggs, that's what they're called.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_00: No, those the robin's eggs are filled with like malted milk sometimes.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_03: What's inside of these?
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_03: Chocolate.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_00: What's inside of the they're just chocolate with like a crunchy exterior?
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so it's it's like a really fat MM.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: Is that the one you're talking about?
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_03: Now I'm picturing it.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, those are very good.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_01: Apparently our Reese cups are also different.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: What's what's up with yours?
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: Are they made of snow and maple cedar?
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like Rob is just learning learning all of these like Canadian candy facts that may or may not be good things.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: This is his Truman show moment.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_01: He's not like this is just okay.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: Mike, Mike, you need to like apparently send me some of this stuff.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_00: I know, I was gonna say you guys need to do a taste test, or Rob needs to do a taste test of a show.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's why I got the the Oreos, because I'm sending those to him to test out.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think they even allow those to cross the brand.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: Branded different.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_03: So what is we call them Reese and you call them Reese's?
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_03: Um, actually, no, we don't call them Reese's, we call them Reese's.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_00: Reese's.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_01: The only person I've heard talk about is Liam, and he says Reese's, so I'm going with Reese's.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_03: But he does it because he wants to be the way he is, and he's also that.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_04: But listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_04: Reese's pieces or Reese's pieces.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_04: One of these is objectively more fun to say, and I don't give a shit that it's right or wrong.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_02: It rhymes with pieces.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_02: Which also rhymes with feces, which is what they take.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_02: Which is even fun.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_04: Reese's PCs feces, you're telling me that's not fun to say.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_04: Say that.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_04: I want you to say those three words together and not smile.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_02: Reese's pieces feces.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, no, my my face just splits open.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_02: I can't help it.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_04: It's very fun.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_01: Apparently, uh Canada has a higher requirement for cocoa and milk solids in chocolate as compared to the US.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_01: By more than double.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_00: That does not surprise me at all.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: Reese's was just outed for not actually using the original recipe by the family who have the name.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_02: And then the it generated enough heat on them that they said, okay, we'll go back and we'll use actual chocolate.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: They were using some sort of uh kind of like government cheese level chocolate and it changed the taste.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_04: What was that?
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_04: I don't remember.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah, they were using something just to like save money and it just wasn't, it wasn't the same.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_04: Even though it was never like great, it was it was worse.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_01: And apparently we also have a higher ratio of peanut butter filling to chocolate shell.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_03: I wonder what the comparison is.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_03: I'm okay with that.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_03: I like the filling.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_03: It seems logistically difficult.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_03: Why can't they just have like a standard-sized Reese?
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_03: Why does it have to be different?
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_01: Because, Mike, it's Reese, not Reese's.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_02: Anybody ever calls it a Reese piece?
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_02: They're a pod person, and I'm taking them out.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_04: I kind of like it.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna lie.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_04: I kind of enjoy it.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_04: It's kind of fun.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_04: I'm in the camp of like whichever is more fun.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_04: I don't care if it's accurate or not.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_03: So, what if we renamed the almond joy to be something whimsical and and and extreme and fun?
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_04: I would probably have more fun as I throw it into the trash.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_04: And I like I'd have more fun doing it.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_04: Like I say it as I threw it into the trash.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_04: So, or Liam, tell me this.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_03: Riddle me this.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_03: What happens when you arrive at the gates of heaven and St.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_03: Peter pulls out a book and your face is on it and it's a mugshot.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_03: And you say, I've never taken a mugshot before.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_03: And it sounds like you're doing well.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_04: It sounds like St.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_04: Peter likes me.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_03: Uh well in St.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_01: Peter's book.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_03: It's a VIP book, right?
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_03: Put his face in St.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_03: Peter's book.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_03: I get extra heaven.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_03: He's gotten people to eat more fiber.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_03: He's he's helping people to take care of themselves.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, but he threw an almond joy in the trash, and we all know that is the fourth deadly sin.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_04: I also see a murder that he got away with, but he never told anyone, so it's fine.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you gotta win.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_00: So he so he sends Liam to hell, and then he can come hang out with me because I'm gonna have a managerial position in a title.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, a manager Okay, listen, that actually a managerial position in hell actually sounds kind of nice.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_04: You think it's a little bit cooler?
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_04: Like it's a little more tepid.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_00: Probably with temperature.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, are they hiring?
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody likes being sweaty.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_03: Are they hiring right now?
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm sure they'll make exceptions for me.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_03: I just I did not see that listing on Indeed.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_03: There's a reason for that.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_04: No, for that one, you gotta ask Jeeves.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_04: They've been hell is a little far behind.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_03: Hell is always hiring from within.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so sick of this nepotism bullshit.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_03: This is awful.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_03: Viewers, write in your best and worst candy and tell me why the best one is Almond Joy and the worst one is whatever Liam likes.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_04: If you say Twix bar, I don't trust anyone who says Twix Bar is the worst candy bar.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_04: It's by far, it is objectively the best candy bar.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: Twix are fantastic.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_04: I really do love them.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's got absolutely in support of that.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_01: Everybody who gets an almond joy.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like milk chocolate.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like caramel.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like wafer, but you put them together, and for some reason I cannot stop eating them.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_02: I don't understand it.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like any of those components, but I like the candy bar.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_02: I will screw it up.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_04: That's how good it is.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_04: They should get you for their marketing team.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_04: Like this guy hates every part of us, and he still likes us.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_04: And I feel like that would be a pretty good ad.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's like it's like I hate sodium, I hate chlorine, but you know, when they combine into one thing, they they raise my blood pressure.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_03: I mean one just explodes.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_03: You know, that's kind of a bummer of a day.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_02: The only thing raising my blood pressure pressure of this conversation is the slander about smarties.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: You mean rockets?
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_04: Except you you have a giant bag of them.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_04: We know rockets at night, too.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_04: He's thinking about those pickle punts and he's eating rockets because he actually loves them.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's okay, they're best before August 7, 2027.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_01: Do they have red forty in them?
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, uh unfortunately, my dad actually bought these for last Halloween.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_03: Those are shelves.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think there's any other creatures that are willing to eat those.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_03: But us and the raccoons are gonna put that aside as they eat a 12-day old pizza.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_02: There's red 40.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my dog would eat them.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my dog would eat them.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_00: He eats everything.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and these ones are made in Canada, but distributed from New Jersey.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_02: Weird.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_03: We're in Jersey.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_03: I can have a talk with that.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_03: That is weird.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_02: What part of Jersey are you from, dude?
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_02: Because my whole family's from Neptune.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it's a little north of me.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_03: Um I was down in Burlington County.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_03: Gotcha.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_03: Union Jersey.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_04: It's gotta be so exhausting worrying about like the ingredients in your candy and shit.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_04: You know, like you gotta get that healthy candy, like the giggles or whatever it is.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, those are so those are so expensive.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_04: They're also so expensive.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's just such a colossal waste of energies to hyperfixate on little stuff like that.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_04: It sounds so exhausting.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_04: You like you're going out to like trick-or-treat, and then you have to like sneak out the candy they actually gave your kid to like giggles every single time.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_02: So I've never met a person who worries about red 40 or seed oils or any of the rest of it that also got enough sleep, was exercising sufficiently, or did any of the other things that would like much to a much greater degree positively affect their health.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_02: They're not doing 150 minutes of cardio uh a week or or any of it.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_04: But but those seed oils with that red 40, they like to major in the minors and minor in the majors.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_04: Focus on the tiny little things.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_00: I always wonder.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, go on.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, go ahead.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_00: I always wonder if it's if it's if it's a if it's like a fear thing or if it's like a control thing.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh if you kind of if you kind of dig down deep into it, if it's that's a good point.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_04: You know, I think in their life they feel like they're not in control, so that's something they could control.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_04: You think maybe something like that?
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_00: And a lot of it also comes down to like getting down into why people hyperfixate on ingredients.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, where is this fear of something coming from?
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_00: I was at like a talk once, and someone was like, if you can find what people are afraid of and go live there, then you can hook them.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yep.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_00: And it's like if you're afraid of your kids getting sick, or if you're afraid of aging, or if you're really afraid of this one thing, and if you can hook them through that fear of this one particular thing, you can really hook people in.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_00: But if you feel like you have no can apparent no control of your child's health.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, I'm not gonna let them eat this, I'm not gonna let them eat this, I'm not gonna let them eat this.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_00: And your child is having some health problems, you may hyperphyxate on their food because you feel like that's the only thing you control can control.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_00: And it doesn't make it right, but it gives a little bit of a justification of why that person may do that thing, even though that thing isn't right or helpful.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_02: I think it gives an explanation.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_02: But because the playbook of keep them scared, keep them stupid is not, uh they use that in politics, they use that everywhere.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_02: Give somebody, tell somebody what the problem is, give them someone or something to blame about it, and then profit.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_02: That's like the the playbook.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_02: And there is a level of responsibility on the individual to have enough critical thinking and to be engaging in critical thinking to evaluate those things.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_02: And there's also an element, I mean, if they don't know, or if it's subconscious, so they're in the fear trap or they're in the grip, there's also the element of there is a selfish desire and a need that is unconscious for most of us to take the easiest path, to be like water, to flow where it's easiest to do so.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_02: It might carve a canyon in a million years, but it's going to take the easy way to get there.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: And a lot of folks know that exercise is important, that it'll prevent or solve or mitigate a lot of their risks, but they choose to focus on things that are outside of their control that they can yell at and have very little that they have to do or change.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_02: And I so I think it's an equal responsibility of the people who are taking advantage and the people who are to an extent allowing themselves to be taken advantage of.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_02: Excuse me, ran out of error.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's it's it's a big old complicated ball of mess.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, Liam, I agree with you.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_00: It's I mean to get serious.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so sorry to be able to do that.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: Meth.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_04: It's a giant ball of meth.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_04: No, not maybe there are some things you should worry about, like a giant ball of meth being handed out to your children.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_03: If somebody on Halloween trains.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_03: A$46,000 ball of meth.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_00: It's like the economy's hard.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna start giving kids.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_04: If you were to hand out a ball of drugs, what ball would you hand out?
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_00: What's the most affordable?
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_04: Here's my CBD.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_03: Here's Tylenol, just a bunch of Tylenol.
• 37:19
  unknown: Have fun with it.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_03: Fear, open his wallet.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_01: Uh oh, well, I mean, uh, if I do this, Kevin's just gonna show me up.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: Got Lyrica, I've got we got tramadol.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_01: He he's cheating.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_01: He's cheating.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_01: Those are prescription.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, I'm gonna show what do you mean I'm gonna show you up?
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_01: He didn't say it couldn't be his prescription.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_02: Over here there would be.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I was assuming you had something more powerful.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_02: I I don't take meds, I don't take ibuprofen.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, well then I got one kidney.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_02: I can't take Jack's shit.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_00: He's gotta keep that one working.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_04: I lost a kidney in the he's got smarties, and that's it.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's all he fucking does.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_02: It's the hardest drug.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_02: Try crushing it up and snorting it, but it's not the same.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh man.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_03: You have to insert it annually.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's why she got me the big ones.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_03: Just one after the next.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_02: Thinking like a PES dispenser.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I gotta monitor my creatine intake because creatinine levels make it look like my kidneys are starting to fail, and my doctor gets worried.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_04: I think um, but yeah, with the like the fear around food, I think it's also just like the community community that you're in.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_04: It's just people, and that's the fucking thing with social media, is you like one video, you watch one video, and then you're just fed that shit.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_04: They say open up and they go, here's the airplane of fucking misinformation and everything, and then you can just get non-stop that stuff, and then that is just like constant um uh uh repetitive like reinforcement.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_04: Right, exactly.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I think that's somebody somebody in my feed had some sort of fashion thing tagged in their video, and now Instagram thinks fashion is one of my top tags.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_00: Well, Rob is how I find my new hobbies.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_00: You do look nice and green.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, thank you.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_00: It does.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_04: Don't lie to him.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, it looks better than Tony over there.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_00: Damn!
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_02: Everything looks better than Tony.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to therapy, I'm working on it.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, Peter.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_02: Rob's ginger is so hard with his pickle color.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, excuse me.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: Orange and green actually do work together very well.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_00: I wasn't serious.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_00: Why are you eat some more Smarties and work on your attitude?
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_01: He's just jealous because I said they were the worst.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_02: I will.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_02: No, that was that was my Smarties for the day.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_03: Liam is handing out cans of baked beans to children.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, have you seen those videos online where people will get will put like a big thing of candy and then stick like a potato in it?
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_00: And then the kids will always take the potato.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_00: I actually have seen.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_04: What do you think we could get away with?
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_04: Like any, you think any vegetable work?
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_04: Carrot, celery, you know, rutabaka, watermelon.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_03: Just a giant watermelon.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but I think you should, I think you should put a can of beans in some of your in there and see what happens.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_04: Can of beans.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_04: No, I think you should do it.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_04: I like the vegetable thing where you just put a vegetable in there and see if they'll take it.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_04: Like you think they take a beat?
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like that's like the lowest thing.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_04: People are like, what do I even do with a beat?
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_04: I don't even know how to cook it.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_00: But that's the novelty of it.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's why kids are funny, because they'd be like, what the heck is this?
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_00: And then I got a beat.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_00: Because A, if you only have only they only have one.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_00: So it's the scarcity thing of I don't know what the heck this is.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_00: There's only one.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_00: This other guy's not gonna get it.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_04: I'm the one who's gonna be.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_04: Put a bowl of candy, one beet, one onion.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_04: You think the beet gets taken before the onion?
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_04: It does in my house.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_04: Everybody listening, put a bee and an onion in your candy bowl, and I want to see that.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_04: I drink the shit straight.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you can't take any drugs, so you can't go with smarties and beetle.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_04: I gotta go to natural wrap full of nitrates.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_00: Kevin's surviving on smarties and beet juice.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_04: Smarties and beet juice.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_03: Kevin looks like the the creature that would spawn if you put a beet and an onion into a candy thing.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_03: He shows up, he's like the spirit of beets.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_03: And here it's like you're saying Bloody Mary in the mirror three times.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_03: Do you guys okay?
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, go on.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_02: Not important.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_02: Weird anecdote.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_02: Go on.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: Not important.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_03: This is also a weird anecdote.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, where I grew up, we had something.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm gonna ask the room a question and then tell you what this is.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_03: Are you familiar with what mischief night is?
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_02: I know what that means around here.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_03: What does that mean around there?
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_02: Mischief night is something that our student it's it's like senior night, but it's for the last day of uh school for the rest of the kids who are not seniors.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_02: Because the seniors graduated a week early.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_03: Where I grew up in South Jersey, it the day before Halloween was known as mischief night.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_03: And kids would go out and like do vandalization and and throw toilet paper and eggs and and everything.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_03: And then the next day.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, smart, because then they get to do the candy the next day instead of the vandalism.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_03: But it's it's a I always thought this was something that was happening everywhere.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_03: No, and then I remember seeing a map of like the etymology of the word, and the only place it exists is where I'm from.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so like and then there's like a weird pocket in Michigan or something.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_03: The rest of us just do it on Halloween.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, what I think we should do is instead of have it before Halloween, make it after Halloween so that you can throw all of the eggs and toilet paper at the houses that we're we're giving the channel.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's actually an excellent idea.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_02: Because we're the only house on our street for like uh a little over 400 meters that has candy or decorations or anything.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_02: We're it.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then your house would be safe.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, everybody else would be absolutely toast, and we're right next to a high school, the high school where I coach.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_02: So, like, there's kids, there's just a bunch of boring ass adults.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_02: How many kids do you get on average?
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_02: Because you're rural.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_02: Uh 535 is the max that we can have.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_02: We have 527 this year.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, damn.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, and uh 65.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, I would love I would love to have Halloween, well, have a reason to do Halloween decorations and give out candy, but they've killed Halloween here.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_01: How?
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_01: Shotgun.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_01: The downtown core gives out candy, and so the parents just take all the kids to the downtown core.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_01: And then they don't hit any other houses.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: And so we went from uh when I was growing up, we would get like 300-ish kids.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_01: 300 to 400.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_01: And last year, actually, last year my dad didn't even give out candy.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_01: These actually might be two years old.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe slow down on eating most.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_01: He didn't even give out candy because it was so disappointing.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_01: The year before, uh, he only gave out like three.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oof.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, the kids know to come to my house.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_02: So we go through the candy.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's a bit of a walk for them, but uh, we have a we have one street.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_02: We don't have like a downtown thing.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_02: We have this one street, Maple Street, that has a history of going out.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_02: Every house is decorated.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, they make haunted houses out of their uh backyards.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody gives away candy.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_02: There's street music, there's people with their grills out there barbecuing all night long.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like Maple Street's the place to be, but other people try, and you can go trick-or-treat basically anywhere in town and get something.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_04: If every trick or treater in your state bum rushed your house and tried to attack you, how many do you think you could take out before you were eventually taken out yourself?
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_03: Well, okay.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_03: So, first off, I don't think the first move here should be violence.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_03: I think I know.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, but they're violent.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_04: They're coming to you.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_04: There's nothing you can do.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_04: They're coming to you.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_03: They're rabbit for candy.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_04: And they want your blood.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_04: No, well, they were trick-or-treaters.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_04: Now there's like uh scientists.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_04: Now they're vampires or something.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_04: And now they're all evil and they're trying to take your blood.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_03: So they take no interest or pleasure in candy anymore.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_04: No, not at all.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_04: They just want your blood.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_04: How many of those do you think you could take out before eventually you're taken out?
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_03: Variable ages.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's all variable.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so you get right, you get some like three-year-olds, there's no problem.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_04: Then you get some like 13-year-olds, and you're like, oh shit, this is a little bit more difficult.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_04: You know what I'm saying?
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going into the basement and putting a shotgun in my mouth.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to survive the apocalypse.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_03: There's no reason.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's we got to survive.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_03: No, we don't.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_03: I got a shotgun in the basement.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_03: Boom.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_04: So Mike has given up as usual.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_04: Uh Andy, how many do you think you can take out?
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_00: I live in an apartment like Minneapolis adjacent.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_00: Like I live right next to the city.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_04: You got a lot of older kids or younger kids?
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I live in an apartment, so I don't know if and I won't be home.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_00: Um I'll be, I have no idea.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't know if kids trigger treat in apartments.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_00: That's a terrible question, because I'm normally not home.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_04: Um they should, because I feel like you just go right door to door, but like maybe they don't have to save out.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, that's efficiency.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_04: It feels efficient.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_04: Right?
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_04: There's like a Dewey Decimoles junior out there that's like, oh, I just go next door, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and I get all this candy.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_00: But uh, yeah, I'd be with Mike.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_00: There would be too many too fast.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_00: Mad.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_03: It's not worth it.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_03: There's what am I gonna do afterward?
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you know, just build a hut somewhere after society has collapsed.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_04: You're thinking about the I didn't ask about the after Mike.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_04: I asked about the current.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_04: This is just a simple question.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_03: And you're taking things of roving marauders for candy.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_04: And you're like, I'll immediately go to Andy's place in hell.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_04: Like, that's where you're that's what's your Yeah, I've got a friend there.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's I'm going, I have no friends in the Halloween apocalypse.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_03: I have a friend in hell though, she runs the place.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you guys are no fun.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we haven't got all the way around the room.
• 46:43
  unknown: Yeah.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_03: Does anyone else want to talk about fighting children?
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_05: I do.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_01: See, I don't have to worry about it because there's only going to be three kids coming here the rest of the day.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say Rob's gonna win this.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_04: My question was if every child in like your state or in Rob's case, country, because they don't have states, all of them came to your house, how many could you take out?
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_01: Specifically to my house.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, specifically to your house.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_01: There's like a well, the population of Canada is six.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_01: So I think can you take out all six?
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_01: That was my question.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'd take them all on.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_04: All right, Rob can beat up.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_04: So the way so the answer is Rob is saying he's happy to beat up six children.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_04: All right, Kevin.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, go ahead and gear.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm happy to see my kids are scrappy.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_00: I think they beat me up and then I think I lose, and I'd be as three or four seconds.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_04: All right, that's fair.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_00: I have twins, there's two of them.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_00: They turn into zombies mom's mom's toast.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and take you out.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_04: All right, but see, being taken out by your own kin, there's something kind of beautiful about that at the same time.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, what what would that be?
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_04: Well, the fact that you brought them into this world and they take you out of the world.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I mean, fair.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_04: It's poetic.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_03: That's it's a crime.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_04: That's it's it's a homicide.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's a poetic crime.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_04: Right, it's a poetic crime.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_04: A lot of what happened in fucking Shakespeare was a crime, but it was still poetic, Mike.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, those were were fairy tales.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_03: You mean like iambic pentameter?
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: A group of people, I believe.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_03: That guy, too, that iambic pentameter.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_03: He made me read a lot of literature in school.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_02: I will I will respectfully uh decline.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I got a no kids rule.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_03: No kids.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm not I'm not I'm not taking out kids.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_03: That's fair, especially since you work with it.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_03: So, TMZ, that's your clip.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, Rob wants to hurt six children.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_03: And Andy's kids.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_02: It would be the guy with no soul.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_03: Look at the way he's staring.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_03: He's not reacting, he's just he's just menacing.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: I've got no problem with this.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_01: You kids coming after me.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going, I got I got axes, I got hockey sticks, I got baseball bats, I'm I'm ready.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_01: You got everybody.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely positive that you have hockey sticks.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_02: So when we do this, what was that awful soda you were gonna send us?
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_02: Mac and cheese?
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, the craft mac and cheese cream soda.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_02: I I say we do a we do a tandem.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_03: Death nut.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_02: Death nut.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_02: So it's it's got five escalating, it's got five escalating levels of heat.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_01: Bitch, I got SpongeBob and Spider-Man.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_00: Did you take those from my kids?
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_00: Sarah.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_03: He it's two of the six.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_03: Kevin, what what is the death?
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm sorry.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_02: This is Oh are we are we handing this out to children?
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, no.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_02: Uh like I said, I got to know kids rule.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I think that that we should do something like this, which is just it's a heat challenge, like the one chip challenge, except this one's got five levels.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_02: So if if you can't handle the total heat, you find out how far you can go.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's like uh hot ones, except with peanuts.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, they're beanuts.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so if you're allergic to peanuts, it's also extra dangerous.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_01: Well, then it really is the death nut.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_04: It's the actual death nut.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_04: It lives up to throw it up.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_03: Packaged in a facility that also processes everything.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_03: All things.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_03: And and Rob, I'll be happy.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_03: We will rub things on the belt that we don't even use here.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_04: And after that, you can check out Andy's Space in Hell.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_04: Come and say hello.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a little bit more.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_03: What's Pippin's costume?
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this isn't Pippin.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_01: This is this is a dog dressed up as Pippin.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_04: Pippin is feigning dress.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_04: The makeup artist did a great job.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_00: My dog is being slimer.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be great.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's gonna be awesome.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_02: I like that.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_02: That's gonna be a good idea.
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_02: We need pictures of that.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Bill's gonna be Slimer.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_00: He's gonna hate it.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_03: He's not usually good with costumes.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_00: No, he's a puppy.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_00: He's crazy.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's a wild man.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna have to strap it onto him and just get it to the post.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, he's gonna wiggle out.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's gonna be bad.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna laugh.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, he'll come to terms with it.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_00: We shall see.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_00: I will post pictures.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_03: I bet everybody's surprised that I'm not Doc coming in with DeLorean.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, I was a little I was a little disappointed.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_02: All that's the first time.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_03: Liam wouldn't get the costume, so yeah, Liam wouldn't have understood, and I didn't want to be rude to him.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_04: That was so it would have made it better.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_04: And actually, this we've gone like an hour and haven't even mentioned the DeLorean.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_04: Damn.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_04: That was a close one.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, don't worry.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_01: We could have all gone trick-or-treating the DeLorean.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_01: We could have just rolled up people's house with our little jail slot and be like, candy.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_04: Prison food slot.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, thank you.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_03: Stick our hand on the slot, collect our goods.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_03: We'd have to drive up to a lot of lawns.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, Kevin, Andy, the DeLorean doesn't the door doesn't roll down.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_04: There's just a little door within the door, and we call it the prison food slot because it's only about yay big.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_04: So, yeah, we can do that.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_04: Get candy.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_03: But so we would have to drive up onto a lot of lawns to do that.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's got seven horsepower.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_04: It can do that.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's not really the problem I'm seeing here.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's 3,000 pounds.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna be riding over flower beds and grass.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_03: Um children are gonna also be out at night, but that's neither here nor there.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_04: We can always go back in time, so it's not a problem.
• 51:57
  unknown: Perfect.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_04: This will be fantastic.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we could always invent some sort of thing that extends from our prison slot window.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_01: Prison food slot window, sorry.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_04: We can invent and just extend her.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_01: Just, you know, we're chilling in the street and we extend this thing and we hold it out and we get our food.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-oh, Mike's already got it.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, good, great.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_01: Mike's already got one.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_02: This is starting to sound like my wife's Baba Yaga costume.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_03: Say I'm you know, sitting at a nice New York deli and somebody's got a uh a tiramisu across the table.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_03: But you know, I've only got to.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_02: Do you have an expanding fork?
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's a scoop.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm nearsighted and I can't I can't see any of you clearly.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_03: I would just reach over to the table, take my scoop.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_01: Well, there you go.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_01: That's all you need for the DeLorean.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_03: So we just stick this out of the prison food slot.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_04: Imagine someone in a DeLorean rolls up, pulls down a prison food slot, pulls out an extending spoon, and just says trick-or-treat.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_02: I have no questions.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_02: I just give them candy.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_04: Place a single smarty.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_04: But you would tell everyone in your life that happened.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_04: For the rest of the time.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_04: This one Halloween ten years ago.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_02: My somebody left toast in our mailbox, like completed toast.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_02: And my wife still talks about we don't know.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_02: My wife still talks about it six years later.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_04: But see, like that's a fun prank.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_04: If that's like a prank, that's a fun prank.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_04: It don't got hurt, and they're just like, oh, there's toast in here.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_04: That's kind of nice.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody put that in there saying, I'm about to leave these people a core memory.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I like that.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_04: That's a good prank.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_04: I never dealt this prank.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_02: Uh our best prank that was harmless was do you guys know what a lawn ball is?
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_02: So those ball of lawn bowls.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_02: Is that what you use for lawn bowling?
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_02: Those colored globes that just sit on a pedestal in people's old people's lawns.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's just like a ball that's like shiny and green or purple.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, we went around town and we changed all the lawn balls.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_02: So when they called the cops, it was like I my lawn ball is blue, but today it's green or purple, and they got like 50.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_04: So you swapped them with each other?
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like we swapped them all over the entire city.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_02: Because there's like 70 to 100.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_00: Were people like mad or were they just confused?
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_02: We made the newspaper.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_02: That's amazing.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_04: The lawn ballers are at it again.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_03: The way I wouldn't even notice like there's oh, it's green.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the world is kind of burning right now.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_03: I I didn't even realize there was a lawn out there anymore.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_02: This was 1997.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_04: Now it's like RFK just made all drugs legal and you could buy anywhere, but we got more things to talk about.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_04: I'm seeing it.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_04: All drugs except insulin.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_04: Insulin is now schedule one.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_04: Insulin's now more expensive and impossible to get.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_04: You can buy a gun, but not insulin.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_04: That's basically how I spent my weekend.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_04: Happy Fourth of July, everyone.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's what we're doing here.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_03: Rob?
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_01: Do I cut it there?
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like I cut it there.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_03: You cut it about forty five minutes ago.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_00: Before we talked about who can take out men who is m who can take out so many children.