I want my Cheez-Its via drone.

Express Checkout · Dec 10, 2025 · 34m

This week, we’re ogling over crazy-fast shipping, wondering how “delicious” and "visceral fat reduction” have managed to enter the same product copy (@ Lemme), unpacking Live Nation’s latest bev partnership, and, obviously, learning how Nate dodged laced brownies in high school.

Our latest newsletter gets into more details on all of the above. Read it here: https://expresscheckout.co/p/the-drones-are-coming

The Rundown

00:00 Intro

00:20 Full Black Friday and Cyber Monday recap

03:39 Ultra-fast shipping innovations (Walmart, Target, Uber Eats + more)

14:10 “Gummifying” every supplement

20:14…