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The Jedi Mind Trick for Strippers & Let it Fester · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Opie Radio is back. Lewis is back by the way.
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  Speaker 2: What oh well, yeah, he had his bachelor.
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  Speaker 1: He did his bachelor party in Atlantic City. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you gotta talk to us about that company to
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  Speaker 2: bring them in. Yeah, bring them in.
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  Speaker 1: Did he follow his Instagram stories?
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  Speaker 2: No, I can't turn up that much.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Rock going all the bus is that? I was
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  Speaker 1: trying to be nice.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what happened?
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  Speaker 3: He went down to Atlantic City and there's nothing happening
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  Speaker 3: yet down there.
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  Speaker 1: So the boardwalk was really slow.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but the prostitute. Let let's tell the toy Lewis
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  Speaker 2: you Uh, he's smiling though it was something I said.
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  Speaker 3: No, man, they were him and his boys. They were
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  Speaker 3: positive the whole way through. But they're playing like minsterter
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  Speaker 3: Golf all by themselves. They're in they're in bars all
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  Speaker 3: by themselves, a couple of popping bars that we were at.
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  Speaker 3: The popping bars.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Harris shout out to Harris Pool the little nightpool
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  Speaker 4: club that they had.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bob performed for us, so oh yeah good he
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  Speaker 3: Rock said. It was a bust. I mean, it's a
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  Speaker 3: it's a slow time of year in Atlantic City.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what I like it.
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  Speaker 5: When it's slow because I can do all my dirty
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  Speaker 5: ship without people seeing it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but not your boys cramped into a petty cab
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  Speaker 6: while it's raining, huddling.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's still winter. We didn't want to walk all
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  Speaker 1: the way back to the hotel. How many? How many
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  Speaker 1: voices was that on Instagram?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: One of the highlights was, well, one of the highlights
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  Speaker 3: was when they were racing the other petty cab.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, basically, but you have to hear the story that
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  Speaker 4: was going on during that petty cab ride. All right,
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  Speaker 4: our driver pretty much admitted that he was a molester
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  Speaker 4: at some point.
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  Speaker 2: I just assume all petty cab drives.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, you're saying he explained this entire story about having
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  Speaker 4: sex with a twelve year old.
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  Speaker 1: No, he didn't. He is a little bit older.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how old is he? He didn't really, he didn't
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  Speaker 4: really before specify, But I do have the audio. I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna cut it up.
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  Speaker 1: What the wait, don't seem like you surprise open? Have
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  Speaker 1: you running up?
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  Speaker 2: You just drive a petty cab in Atlantic City during
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  Speaker 2: the season.
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  Speaker 3: It's not even that I'm surprised. It's just a fucking
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  Speaker 3: dirty road to go down. Yeah, did even How did
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  Speaker 3: you even talk about that?
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  Speaker 2: How did that come up?
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  Speaker 1: Just randomly?
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  Speaker 4: Because we were all drunk coming home from the casino
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  Speaker 4: and we were walking the boardwalk.
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  Speaker 1: Were you guys blowing each other or got a handy hand?
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  Speaker 1: What happened the whole fashion? They were blowing each other?
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  Speaker 4: And then the petticab driver he wanted in, I don't
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  Speaker 4: like how calm really excited about that.
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  Speaker 1: You're blowing men? You're not dead? No, no, it's his
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  Speaker 1: bachelor party. Why why are you pushing his chair away
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  Speaker 1: from that?
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  Speaker 7: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'd been into some good batch parties. That sucker,
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  Speaker 1: dick bat. That's an amazing that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: But I will have you know, I went to I
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  Speaker 4: thought about you. I went to Morton's and fucking balled out.
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  Speaker 4: How was that amazing?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that nice?
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  Speaker 4: I used to make fun of people for saying that
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  Speaker 4: they could cut their steak like like like the butter,
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  Speaker 4: Like you really could. I didn't need a knife. You've
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  Speaker 4: never had a good steak before like that like that?
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  Speaker 1: Not that Morton's. Oh my god, occasion, Rabbi, yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: we're taking you to Brooklyn. Then, man, I was, uh
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  Speaker 1: believe Peter Lugers.
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  Speaker 4: Peter lu Water baby never heard I know Morton's, I
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  Speaker 4: know Arthur's. I've never heard of Peter Luger.
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  Speaker 1: Are you nuts? You talk to you boys? The original?
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  Speaker 1: Please talk to your boy one of the originals.
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  Speaker 3: Where you have in the water right down where you
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  Speaker 3: are with ground round.
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  Speaker 5: To pay?
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  Speaker 1: What you about that ground round from? That's a T shirt?
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  Speaker 3: Yo?
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  Speaker 1: Where are you at with ground round? Let's take the
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  Speaker 1: whole show to Peter Luger's when you want to go.
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  Speaker 2: That When you say let's that means you right because
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  Speaker 2: it's cash on like yeah, so yeah, that's hope.
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  Speaker 1: All right, But we're gonna I'm gonna give him a
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  Speaker 1: box of T shirts for.
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  Speaker 3: You.
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  Speaker 1: Bring the cash back. That'll help the bill.
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  Speaker 7: Just fuck it up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you never been You never.
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  Speaker 2: Wollensburg Bridge. You look to your right, if you went
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  Speaker 2: into Brooklyn is right there.
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  Speaker 8: Let me let me, let me, let me explain to
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  Speaker 8: you a little bit of what's going on here and
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  Speaker 8: all the mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: Have you made with steaks? Oh? I tell you no, No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean listen, here's time for that too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you want to I don't want to hear about
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  Speaker 4: this bust two thousands, I definitely want.
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  Speaker 2: To hear that.
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  Speaker 1: It's not it's not gay if you're eating a steak afterwards. Yeah, Yeahak, David,
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  Speaker 1: it happens.
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  Speaker 7: You got to.
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  Speaker 2: It in my first baseball game.
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  Speaker 8: So Peter Lugers, Peter Lugers only serves one type of steak,
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  Speaker 8: which is incredible, right. They serve a porterhouse, which is
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  Speaker 8: a New York strip on one side and on the other.
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  Speaker 8: But that's not what makes them incredible. What makes them
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  Speaker 8: incredible is they dry age their own steaks. Okay, it's
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  Speaker 8: unfucking believe.
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  Speaker 1: I have a long display. Look at them. Unbelievable. I
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  Speaker 1: know the family family, it's a great family, and it's
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  Speaker 1: a woman woman. I know her. I met her before
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  Speaker 1: the stamps all the meat in the morning and they.
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  Speaker 8: Cut them up and the agent weren't great. I mean,
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  Speaker 8: it's unbelieve. It's a place that you should go.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that ship Lowis. Yeah, you'll love it because
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of dudes in there. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: women go to pet Lovers, going to the movie out
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  Speaker 1: of the Wall Street guys.
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  Speaker 3: I personally, I only started letting women in there in
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  Speaker 3: like seventy thousand.
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  Speaker 1: It was an all men's club.
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  Speaker 7: It was.
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  Speaker 5: You know what, I think bachelor parties remind you why
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  Speaker 5: you're getting married, because you thinking yourhead.
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  Speaker 2: Your boys say, hey, what'd you do in getting married?
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  Speaker 1: You started?
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  Speaker 5: You know it was pussy every night. He's like money,
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  Speaker 5: I don't remember that kind of single.
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  Speaker 4: Your bachelor party is basically you using your groom's card
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  Speaker 4: to get your boys lead the entire fucking trip.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got in trouble in mine. I didn't show up.
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  Speaker 2: I say that I stayed out the dust strip club.
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  Speaker 5: Anything lowis Come on, I know your girl listened to
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  Speaker 5: the show, but tell me that she knows it was fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Whi'd you go to?
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  Speaker 4: It was like a couple couple of streets down. I
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  Speaker 4: fell in love with one girl. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what what she looked like?
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  Speaker 4: Five eleven long black hair. I didn't even get her name.
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  Speaker 4: Pussy was pierced in two places I've never seen that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm ready to pierce it in the third place. Really,
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  Speaker 4: what was the Puerto Rican brown black girl? What my
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  Speaker 4: favorite white white girls?
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  Speaker 5: All white, tall, white blondeby though.
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, buddy, fat ass, you're doing it.
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  Speaker 5: Big titties like big party body parts like OPI hates
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  Speaker 5: a big pedra ass.
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  Speaker 1: Going on. Nice fantast Did you get a blow job
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  Speaker 1: in the air something?
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  Speaker 4: No, pretty close, They're pretty They're pretty fun in there,
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  Speaker 4: pretty relaxed in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yea, what you want? Do you want to teach you
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  Speaker 1: the Jedi chrick how to bring the supper home?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Have you done this? Go ahead?
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  Speaker 2: I pretend to be uber, but how do you do it?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 1: This is this is something you're right waiting.
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  Speaker 2: Keep with Renee, Renee, that's every day.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you're wearing that hat. So feels giving rides.
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  Speaker 1: It's not doing radio from here, you guys, mind sharing.
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  Speaker 1: There's a ride share two under god credit back there,
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  Speaker 1: so listen the Jedi trick, right, Yes, I was. I
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  Speaker 1: was talking a really smart guy.
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  Speaker 8: We used to go to Legs and Eggs, which was
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  Speaker 8: like a breakfast strip club where in Dallas, No, in Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 1: It was fantastic. There's one. There was one in Dallas
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  Speaker 1: we went to back in the day, Legs and Yeah
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  Speaker 1: is the best. That's that was after hours, Yeah, legs and.
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  Speaker 3: All the bars closed down in the strip clubs. And
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  Speaker 3: then there was one called Legs and Eggs in Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: Eight o'clock and strippers, and I like that. So the
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  Speaker 1: best two best best things in the world strippers and legs.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of the best things in the world. That's
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  Speaker 1: what makes America a marriage.
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  Speaker 8: Anyway, continue, So this, this is the Jedi trick, right.
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  Speaker 8: The girl comes by once you easy passer, you give
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  Speaker 8: her five dollars. Don't touch it, no titty, no, just
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  Speaker 8: give her fight dollars. Don't not a lot of eye contact.
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  Speaker 8: She's gonna snatch that up and go around. Right, She's
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  Speaker 8: gonna come back around.
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  Speaker 1: You do the same thing. She's gonna snatch it up,
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  Speaker 1: go back around. Third time. Girls are curious, why what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck he doesn't like me?
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  Speaker 8: What the fuck's going on? Third time she comes around,
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  Speaker 8: she's gonna ask you what you don't want to touch me?
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  Speaker 1: They all say it. That's why they're fucking strippers. They
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  Speaker 1: got fucking scrambled eggs.
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  Speaker 4: In their head.
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  Speaker 8: Right, it's like a Jedi right. The third time you
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  Speaker 8: look at me, listen, I know you don't have to
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  Speaker 8: be here. I just I feel in comfortable. My friends
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  Speaker 8: made me come here. My sister's a stripper. I know
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  Speaker 8: you're bigger than this, and you're more import than this.
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  Speaker 8: That girl will just break in half in front of you.
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  Speaker 8: Then you give it the ten to go.
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  Speaker 1: But you're beautiful. Next time around, come have a dance
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  Speaker 1: with me. Let's talk. Fifth fucking tip. You got your
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  Speaker 1: fist in her mouth? Nice? Welcome to the Jedi trip. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it works every time, all legs and eggs? Why
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  Speaker 1: does it?
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  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Because things escalate.
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  Speaker 2: North and south Mouth.
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  Speaker 1: I've had fourteen margaritas with holding her hand by the
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  Speaker 1: water boo, we're a strip club. This isn't fun. It's
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  Speaker 1: we're not at zany brainy. We're playing here. It is
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  Speaker 1: light beer, light beer, heroin? Why get it? Whe holding
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  Speaker 1: hands by.
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  Speaker 2: The legs and eggs?
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  Speaker 1: What else about the bachelor party?
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  Speaker 4: I had to disinvite one of the guys that are
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  Speaker 4: coming to the wedding. Fortunately that's kind into a fight
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  Speaker 4: and he didn't get He just wild out a little
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  Speaker 4: bit too much.
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  Speaker 7: What do you do?
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  Speaker 4: He pulled me aside and told me he was on coke,
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  Speaker 4: meth weed, alcohol, and I think the last one was rocky.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the dude. You don't want to come into.
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  Speaker 4: World?
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  Speaker 1: Is this? So?
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  Speaker 9: When the party yeah, you got mac because he was
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  Speaker 9: on drugs and your bachelor party bazaar.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, was this during the bingo game? We
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  Speaker 1: have tottle bit too hard during your just tournament and
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: then you follow doctor Cosby.
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  Speaker 9: Doctor huntsbal got mad at the where he got that
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  Speaker 9: hat from you. Look sa, he earned it.
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  Speaker 1: He's getting married, he's thrilling nerves on them having not giving.
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  Speaker 7: You two.
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  Speaker 4: Why do you disinvite him because I don't need him
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  Speaker 4: doing that ship at the wedding and going on.
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  Speaker 1: That. You don't like that, dude? Tell me the truth? Now,
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  Speaker 1: what's through with this?
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  Speaker 9: Dude?
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  Speaker 7: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Nigga? I mean he just he gave you the excuse.
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  Speaker 2: You barely wanted him there in the first time.
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  Speaker 1: Has a fun dude, obviously a party. He's a fun dude.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are asking Protestant questions.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Would you want somebody at your wedding? Clown all that?
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  Speaker 1: I just want to I start from the top and
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  Speaker 1: then we work our way down. Okay. Did he bang
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  Speaker 1: your girl?
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  Speaker 7: Fu?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so then it can't be that bad.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, But it's something though, It's something more than this.
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  Speaker 9: I know that.
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  Speaker 4: So if he was at your wedding in the middle
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  Speaker 4: of the dance floor all fucked up. He got in
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  Speaker 4: the middle of your every wedding, you could have premented it.
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  Speaker 4: You would have been okay with that.
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  Speaker 1: My wedding was a fucking disaster wedding.
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  Speaker 2: You talk about three shootings at his wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Everything was stolen. The music just stopped and the speakers regards.
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  Speaker 8: I like.
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  Speaker 1: Every song that every song, the orchestra had one lesson instrument.
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  Speaker 8: So the dude in harmonica the end was just a
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  Speaker 8: motherfucker whistling, fucking bleeding.
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  Speaker 1: Out of his nose.
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  Speaker 2: But why do you think he's gonna do the same
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: thing at the wedding. Then he'll do in the vastel.
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  Speaker 3: Part trying to trying to perform songs and Pepper's only
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  Speaker 3: hearts called band with a tambourine.
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  Speaker 1: The fell My wedding was. It was fucking crazy. There
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  Speaker 1: was a dragon at my wedding. It's a ship show.
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  Speaker 5: So now's that I heard the history Now because Lewis
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  Speaker 5: saw him, this dude while out at the weddings, and
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  Speaker 5: you see, he's gonna do that at your wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, not because what happened at the bachel party.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I told him like, yo, keep it,
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  Speaker 4: keep chillers, like ten of us, Louis, you're making a mistake.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you why tell him? Most weddings are so
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  Speaker 3: fucking boring. Agree, you'll be talking about the guy wilding
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  Speaker 3: out at your wedding for years. You need one of
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  Speaker 3: those guys. I need one that's gonna start a fire
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  Speaker 3: on the dance floor or something.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, that's a big talking about You sawd what Reggie did.
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  Speaker 1: Right. I got a sudden that, all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: that drapes are on fire. I gotta I gotta ask
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  Speaker 1: another question. I gotta ask another question. And again I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna start from the top. Okay, so no offense ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Did you tell your girl what this guy did? Yes? No,
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  Speaker 1: I did not tell. Somebody told was who told her?
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: My younger brother that mother, because he's not the one that.
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  Speaker 5: Shouldn't go to your wedding, Bravo, snitches, get stitches, bitches.
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  Speaker 4: My brother freaked out because he's never seen anyone do
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  Speaker 4: meth in front of him before.
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  Speaker 1: Meth is fine. It's just white crack, like it's fine.
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  Speaker 5: You can't bring these these freshmen around the senior's money,
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  Speaker 5: your brother a freshman.
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  Speaker 8: Your brother rated, your brother not talk to your next wife.
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  Speaker 8: I'm telling you, yeah, that's a giant breach. Let me
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  Speaker 8: tell you something, because it is in my life. All
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  Speaker 8: my fucking problems come from someone opening their.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking mouth to my wife. Bravo, bravo. If all my
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: friends quote would shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, I would be chilling right yep, agreed, rats motherfuckers
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  Speaker 5: like the yepity.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep.
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  Speaker 1: Your brother can't go to the wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Give he's nineteen, young mouth and nigga's young trap.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it, sir, fucking dumb mouth, embarrassing. I'm upset.
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  Speaker 8: Now tell the s is mingo mouth your crackhead friend.
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  Speaker 8: He's probably your best friend. I mean, he's all messed out, nervous.
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  Speaker 1: You'll watch. I tell you.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you one thing he can do. All the
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  Speaker 2: drugs in the world, he never dropped down on you.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he won't drop it on you. I tell you
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  Speaker 1: that ship unless it's for drugs, change the direction slightly.
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  Speaker 1: It has be gone. Yeah, I'm roughly the vacation photo
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  Speaker 1: shots have been done. Louis, Oh my god, can you
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: see oh ship? Well, wt it up on the show Twitter,
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Opie Opie Show. I'll put it up my mind Opie Radio.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Marison, you look like you were blade.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I'm a vampire. You look like oh my god. And
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: then they got you as a CBE operator. See me radio.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: This is my boy, This is freey Carlin reporting a
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: bear track.
• 14:39
  Speaker 9: Kojak Jack with a kodakstal.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get hammered on Twitter.
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: You need the scene where Carl's in the in the
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: station wagon and they're stealing the tires while he's being disackled.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Wait is that rock? I make a good odor Ams
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Schumer and that's the hot one. That drug, Holy fuck,
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: it's too good. Yeah, the old lady he's on that now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that good.
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  Speaker 8: Call your crackhead, just to wrap this up. Your crackheads,
• 15:28
  Speaker 8: fill your bad crackheads can be your friend of the story.
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  Speaker 2: Your brother is the loose lips. He he's the loose
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  Speaker 2: he's the.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: You know, how long have you known this dude? Don't know,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: for about six years, not too long.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: You have some good time to together.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: You want to you want to be happily married.
• 15:43
  Speaker 8: Take it from me, okay, because I'm not Okay, you
• 15:46
  Speaker 8: want to be happily married several old ties with people
• 15:50
  Speaker 8: that are your friend and your girl's friend. Either you're
• 15:53
  Speaker 8: my friend or you're my wife's friend. If not, hit
• 15:56
  Speaker 8: the bricks, wrap that fucking thick bath.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: That is where the snitch comes.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: If that's doing, dude, when you're when you're married, your
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: marriage is a fortress. Nobody can get in there because
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: everyone's there just to fun ship up.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: That's true. Nobody want to see you happy.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: No, nobody Wait till you start making money.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: They're gonna hate the ship out of you.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I hate him. First.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Your little brother ain't got a girlf and either does he?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: No, you gotta girl? Yeah he got a girl? Is
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: she a rat to?
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: He's so young talking like, oh yeah, he was in here.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: He was on myth he was cool.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, was here.
• 16:29
  Speaker 8: I never saw I never saw someone rap before. I
• 16:32
  Speaker 8: never saw someone be a bitch ass and tell their
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: wife before.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Don't ever do that. I'm telling you as a friend.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I give him a kiss like Fredo, Yeah right, yeah,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: they take him on the people who were talking to
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: your wife. Ship goes fucking sideways quick. Oh my god,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: that vacation. I haven't heard anything this thing is perfect,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: It's magic. I love it. That's my dream.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Just be Rusty. If a vacation like the Vegas one
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: when he was who he pretended to be in Vegas,
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: the Vegas, I'll be Uncle Eddy. You know who the
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: son Rusty pretended to be the Greek dude at the
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: in the casino.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: That's really funny. Ship, Papa Georgia. Yeah, very good. Yeah,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: nicey Rock. You didn't like Lewis's bachelor party it was
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: missing something.
• 17:22
  Speaker 10: Keep it.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Keep in mind also that sometimes we don't have to
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: post everything we do on social media.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Ship that you have no idea.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like your your Xbox marathon playing making.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Ship today you attack my head? How can you attack
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: me on something you love doing? That's the first the NFL,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: like the NFL.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: It's not Nerd fight Nerd fight Nerd fight Nerd fight
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Nerd fight swear man.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Any other times that's valid. But during your bachelor week,
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: there's no question. How many times have I posted a
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: g T A photo on Instagram?
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Shots fired?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Shots you're through the glass and bleeding, not hitting, bleeding,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: proud of it. He will not be shaved Nerd. One
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: night someone checked that plane and Rock was on it.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: That's my money, safe cargo. I'm selling meth. Oh my god,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: up helicopters. Just don't do a meth in front of
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: his brother. You're coming and plug your computer?
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Where's money from?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: What are you from?
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Looting?
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: And then.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Roll and just woke up. Wait. I heard something that
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: you brought your Xbox to your bachelor party understanding that
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: we're playing for Rain.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Right, So if you're you're chilling with your friends or
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: your boys or whatever, you got nothing else to do?
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Why do we put one hundred dollars in the line
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: and I kick your ass and Madden.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: That's all. It is nothing to down time. It's quick
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: down time, you know, pretty good. In my backroorm party,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: we planned for rain. We bought opium.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Be like I knew it.
• 19:12
  Speaker 11: By the way, we have the dark chocolate Kick Cats
• 19:15
  Speaker 11: in studios, right Doc Chocolates.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: This is incredible. Two hundred and ten calories per patch.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat half, all right, I'm good for a hundred.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Let's take a look at five people down to the
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: kit Cat factory the left, one on the right.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: But it's really hard to get free ship you open
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: this form. I just got my nails down. Gotcha? Are
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: these really hard to get?
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: Ano?
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: They're coming out now. They're not the Japanese ones, but
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: they're hard to get.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: You don't see these lots. That's a nice that's a
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: nice touch that. It's nice putting a kit cat in
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: a tuxedo.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: That's a grown man took kit Cat. Well, that's when
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: you're an adult. Yeah, and when you run a company,
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: you can be eating with these kids out here eating.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: You gotta have a real a man's cake cat. I'll
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: have a dark chocolate. Yeah.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: The dalk of a bedo he Rock doesn't like chocolate? Really,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: do you rock? What? I've gotten better with it? I
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: never used to eat chocolate?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah? What was that?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: What look like?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Nihilate this episode of Lemonheads.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I wasn't a big sugar guy. I was a food person. Okay,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: what about chips? Potato chip chips? Yeah, salt and vinegar mix,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: dark rusted potato chips those. Does your rich character on
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: the Internet have the same diet as you do or not? Internet?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: What he eats whatever comes out of the vending machine.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I like Internet, dude. I'm all in. I'm all in
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: with pringles lately. Fuck no, I know my kid loves
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: them and they're in that fucking app. Do you ever
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: light of Pringle? It turns into like black tar melt space?
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: What about?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: It's not a real potato chip. It's actually dried potato
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: flakes that are compressed into the look of a chip.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: It's a faked potatoes. It's like I kea furniture. But
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: it is the most delicious fucking thing you can never
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: have in your life.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to a bad Pringles.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Pringles will get you. You go to the whole sleeve
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: your time.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I was addicted to in college.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Ere We all get it, but it's an addiction we're
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: working through. We're trying to tell him.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: No, just I know, you guys get it. What but
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: Pringles is just wasting your time. There's so many good things.
• 21:15
  Speaker 11: Pringles in the house. My good my son loves it,
• 21:17
  Speaker 11: and I'm in you're just trying to dig your hand
• 21:19
  Speaker 11: in the can I forget. Yeah, you're an animal. I
• 21:23
  Speaker 11: fucking chug it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you one thing though, If you crush up Pringles, okay,
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: and you use it one third with flour best fried
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: chicken ever.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I see that.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I can see that you said one thirds one third
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: and you put that in.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: What a crust? The original springless?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Just you know you could do whatever sour cream chive
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: is Lewis. How bummed are you didn't have this recipe
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: for your bachelor all the boys wearing the apron you
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: want to bake? You want to between Xbox games? My
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: bachelor party killed a hooker down time.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I had a girl comes to the room. Ye'll stayed
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: in some big places right then? You stayed there?
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: We had like a three bedroom sweet okay, yeah, place
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: look nice.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I liked your Instagram stories. You took pictures of the place.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I see the place.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Couple couple of pictures, nothing too crazy.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I have to show them to you later.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't post any who won the manature golf? Uh
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: my boy Chris one?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah? All right? Who was married?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: You have some boys there who are already married or no,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: oh yeah they were married. Some guys are married. Oh yeah, okay,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: you can't take pictures of everything. Everybody's yeah, you know,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: got a girl, got a wife, trust me. So all
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: the good stuff that you do and you can't put
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: on an insta fucking.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Rat guys, from the hangover? Did it? Who believed they
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: showed each other newborn that just so? We had a
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: shoe box with everybody's phone in it before the show.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Today, Paul was showing me a picture of Trump playing
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: golf again and trying to convince me that it might
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: not be a picture of Trump.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Let me say, backup guy, me his backup guy?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: How can you tell he had regular sized hands?
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Was based on this photo.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: You can't tell if it's him and what him.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: They're basically saying, he's played golf twenty one times. Is
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: becoming president.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Allegedly twenty one times?
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: That's a lot see if, But you can't tell if
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: that's him or not.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: His whole campaign, he was saying that he was not
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: going to take any vacation. It's nice. He's still working.
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: His whole life is a vacation, right, He's a revacation
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: since the fucking fifties.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: He doesn't sleep a lot, So now maybe plays golf.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I'll help him out a little bit today.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Deals are made on the course.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have my phone bank, by the way, don't you.
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: The restaurant that we're going to is called Ralphs in Philly,
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: not Olive Garden.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Bro oh, show me a picture of Ralphs. I'll tell
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: you if I have been there. Small Italian plays, tiny
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: little joint, right, that's called Ralph's.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: What is it on South Straight?
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Is? Where is it there?
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: It is?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Look at that?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the spot.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: We're going to have a good meal there. Damn.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Who's that in the middle of her? Who's the goddamn
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: ralph girl?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift? God got him?
• 24:05
  Speaker 11: Taylor behind Swift from behind? That's really Taylor Swift. But
• 24:10
  Speaker 11: who's the girl in the front that said Sharon ugly?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah? At sharing and uh and.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: That's the kid is somebody too? This kid is ugly?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I turned around. He's laughing.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Carl's there too, he does.
• 24:27
  Speaker 10: Fifteen shirt and there's rolling gods rocking black with glasses.
• 24:36
  Speaker 10: That's Internet rock.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Swift. Who's that girl up front? She is a smoke.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: She's better looking than Taylor Swift, no question. She's nice
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and hippie too.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: What kind of food they have in here?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Italian? I mean like Wox team party. I'm trying to
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: remember if we ever been to Ralph's. Girl, you can
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: tell me where Ralph's is located? Yeah? Sure, can you
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: pull that up please?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: He almost got me with that ball. I'm ogling some
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: sixteen year old.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Let me see on South ninth Street and Philly Street.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I feel like I've been there, but I don't know.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have a nice dinner there.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, make shout out to Raupse and Philly so we'll
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: come out of it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: We're on our way to Ralphs and somebody contacts us
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: so we can put that on a list of the
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: restauran the restaurants want to there's a.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Good bakery around there to here an Italian baker. I'll
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: get it all figured out. I got a Cbe radio
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: kind for Carl Tomorrow.
• 25:24
  Speaker 11: Yes, you got him a Cbee radio for the trip
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: to Memphis. Yea, he made up for He made up
• 25:29
  Speaker 11: for flaking on you, and.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: He had spent time him his wife could share it. Hey, hey, Henny,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: hey honey.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, you got some fucking balls after you
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: fucking ship on my whole fucking plan.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: You got some balls. Little shitty jokes. Why can't you
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: go to Memphis anymore? Roland, because everybody's going on the
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: town in prim h on Billboard Awards and BONNERU Bonneroo time.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Uh lewis what else about the bachelor party. I mean
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: that I can say everything.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Got in trouble. Did someone uh when all ice cream
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: or something and they got put it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Out of it?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Crazy man?
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: They didn't want to have allixy.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Did someone mentioned a Nintendo game or something and they
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: got kicked out? You can't come you like Zelda?
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: By the way, that uh plane crash from Teeterborough basically
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: too dead, too dead after small plane crashes at New
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Jersey Teterborough Airport.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Who dead? That means it was empty? It was both
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: to identified crewman, Yeah, it was empty. Plane was empty.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: To unidentified the play was empty.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: That that's the crud.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: It was driving driving. It was flying back from Philly.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Was just a pilot and pilot fucks going in it.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: That's a thirty five, right, So you need two people
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: by the passengers? No passengers? Wow, who the fuck was
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: on that plane? No? Nobody? Who escaped this?
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Did?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Someone walking around now going what the fuck? Somebody to
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: Plane's empty, It's start to pick somebody up. Somebody watched
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: their plane crash while they were waiting there with the luggage.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: They still and what do you mean it's late? They
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: said it came from Philly, right dropped off. If it's coming.
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: If it's coming like that, that means you're picking up
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: a new stewardess and they're picking up a passenger.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Wow, do you get the day off if you're the stewardess?
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: Do you like?
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Don't they just changed planes?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: They they they work hard. The private private plane stewardesses
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: are really real.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a nice shit.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: They worked. They definitely were. They only went on it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: They deal with a lot of ship.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine wrench people at thirty thousand feet?
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: Imagine someone like me making pretend I'm rich on thirty
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: thousand feet nightmare.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: That's how I was pretending I was rich. And we
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: had white castles on the flight.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: One of the flights, we fucking Dutch oven her the
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: whole way the plane white castle.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Those planes have shitty ventilations. Its smell like white castle
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: for the remainder of the flight. It was great, all right, Lowis?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: That was uh about it?
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: When's the wedding June thirtieth, June thirtieth?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Soon? Yeah, let's the kid around the corner.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Let the crack head back in, yeah, back in, all right, Louis,
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Thank you buddy, it's good to have you back?
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Appreciate being back?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You grat the lights on everything. Congratulations, I'm glad
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: your batch. Your party went good. I hope think video
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: games are good. That the crack head back one of
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the John Madden Tournament.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, I did love it for you.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Nice? Nice, good job man.
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: Congratulations, Thank you baby, Paul.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: You got to send me that uh that vacation. I
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: gotta I'm gonna.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Put me with the rusty here money. That might be
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: my new everything license.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Playing?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: You get going about me?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't talk to my mom on Mom's Day?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: You didn't?
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Nah?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: What do you mean that? What are you gonna do?
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Talk to your mother? The mother is dead and he's
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: like this, I ain't called my mom's you see around,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I ain't wring. Unbelievable. Wow is that unbelievable? I can't
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: talk to your mom now when we're fighting, you.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Inspect to your mother on Mother's Day?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Why are you fighting? I'm still over that other day?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah that never went away.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Yell slip it. Y'are dumb? Both of you dumb dudes?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Why are we dumb?
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Because your mother's are still here and you ain't talk
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: to him?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Said everything I need to say to her. There's no
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: other conversations to be had.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Say happy Mother's Day, you need anything, Happy Mother's Day.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Hopefully she's listening. I called, I called her.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Did you get her a serious account?
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: No?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I did step of the appa.
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: I did send flowers, okay, and I did call it
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: this morning, but out of principal, id't call yesterday.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: All right, principal at a principle, I'm fucking still pissed.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: That's that, you know, that human blood in them, that
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: fucking guy. When I saw that guy sitting in my
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: mother's living with my swear to guy.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: That's what you pissed over that Yes, birthday party. Yes,
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: you gotta get over what we don't go.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: We don't get over shipped like Carl, Carl.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: No, man, you gotta let it faster for Maybe you're right, Carl,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're right. You live once.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Man, you're telling me your fall already going any he's there, he's.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Got Alzheimer's, that's right. He's like a pinball machine in
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: that fucking room. Wow. Yeah, call your mother and Mother's Day.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I said, let it fester for a while. I agree
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: with you.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Listen to Obie.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me have something fast. Let it faster. List
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: you know what, I was good with my position, but
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I agree with Opie about not calling my mom. Yes,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: it's definitely I did the wrong thing. You know you
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: did it wrong. Let it faster. I'm looking right after
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: like this. You see who.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Agreeing with you?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: You know what, You've never liked to me before.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I think you know what.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I apologize. You're cook. I can't let it faster, Simmer, marinate.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: That's really good stuff. Come a cook. We don't use
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: the word fester che chef in hell. It's like a
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: festering blizzard. Let him faster. Let nothing wrong with letting
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: things faster for a while.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: That's the word one.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: All right, ob all right, Simmer, you.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Gotta be the bigger person here.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I did that too many years.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Keep doing it. She only got how many left.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: She's gonna live forever. Those fucking Cuban women are fucking
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: like cyborgs. Bro she's she's doing.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: I'm glad you called it. It's more than though, because
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: you felt. You know, that's some wrong ship to do.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: He was wrong.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't doing that ship.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I did say yesterday. I'm like, were we supposed to
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: stop by there? Yesterday my true conversation in the car.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know the answer.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, did just your wife spoke to her mother?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you spoke to her mother? You even you
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: foked mother's Happy Mother's there?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, happy Mother's Day.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: You ain't call your own my mash?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Can't you here? Well, there's a lot of what send
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: the card? Hi? Everybody did like to It's like a
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: store a knuckleball. What I'm good? Oh, be stopped, man,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: You gotta call your mother. You gotta speak to your Listen.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Everybody's mother's an asshole.
• 31:57
  Speaker 11: Huh.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I just had a rough time with that one.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: No, if it's if, it's sometimes, you can work through that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: All the times is another fucking thing.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: What was your mother?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Casey Anthony? No, actually, actually we're we're good these days.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: We just don't really you know whatever, speak Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's better that way for it.
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: I'm not.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's gotten better.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: How's your siblings with her? Did they call it your brother?
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Who with the restaurant?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I'm one of seven. I would bet out of the seven,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: maybe two.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Who's the two the brother's one restaurant.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: No, I'm thinking probably restaurant.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Brother.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he seems like a good kid.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: He's a nice my and my older sister probably okay,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: and shut out for the rest of us.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Your younger siblings.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: No, shut out two out of seven?
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: What was that was it?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Who hits seven plate appearance? I mean that's worse than
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: four to five something.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: If I had a guess, there might be a third
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: in there, maybe tops tops three out of the So I.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Feel bad now, why let's call her now?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: You feel bad things over? I'm good at this ship.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: You will never be on the phone with my mother?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Why not when we will be in a fist fight,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Because let me tell you something.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: I'll Cuban, I can talk ship, but if you even
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: say anything to that saint, you will not have a
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: radio show.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: You won't have feet. I don't even show a respect
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: to speaks of Spanish. That caused the fight to happen
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: even faster. You start that racist Jami Jama like you hello,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: jaquita banana quatro no quantro, not no nomo sortoso.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: He said nothing, nobber. It's like I'll spinish jew full enough.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a Mexican boxer after twelve rounds.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: I think what I think we saw Jerry Cooney was
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: talking ship.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: No, it's domosortos here. I think what I said, Carl
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: was when they clean my room, I can't find anything thing.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: So then I think, uh, you learn that the maid service.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: And then I think you're going to talk to my
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: mom like a maid.
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: You mother, bro, talk about something, talk about something, swear
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: to God, change the channel.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: And then I think I said so, and then the
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: other what I said was no, nostamisortos he Oh, I'm
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: not deaf, don't scream son?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: So what is that?
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: The things? You know?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: It was one of the dialogues the work would.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Help door the explorer back back, back back, Swiper's up swiping, gusta.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Kamba is what darn it? I corumbus from teenage.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Quandro Lequatro right when they got in my room, when
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: you were gonna get in my room, you're gonna say
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: it to my mom.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: No, it's just a dialogue. There's gonna be a chunk out.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: You know, no dialogue. You remember something you got on
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the Q Cars Hotel visit.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: You just asked my mom to clean my fucking room.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: What do you not my No, the room's already clean.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: But now I can't find my ship, so that's the
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: now man. And then they're saying, no estamo sortos e
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: I'm not deaf. Stop screaming.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: They tell you they're not tough. You're screaming at help you.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: My goodness is worse enough. He can speak to your mother.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: I never ever you know what? Don't call your mother.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: That's a dialogue from seventh grade Spanish. I just remember it.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: They taught you that in your school.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: And that's what you held on too.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: That's the only one I remember.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: All you have the classes like what I'm going to
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: use math? I've never used math in my real life.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: This is like this, Okay, how do you speak to
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: a maid? Yeah, I'm gonna use this ship.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Six years of fucking Spanish and I can't even order
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: a taco. That's wrong in so many ways. Can't because
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I want your taco with tofu and ranch dressing. And
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can't say that.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Why can't you say I can't speak Spanish. I can't
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: get a doctor like that.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I can't get a taco. He's just waaco. It's like
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: in his blood.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: The one thing they understand is you're saying taco.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: What else? What else are you gonna use your Spanish
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: for taco translates? What are you talking about? How about
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: all the other fucking countries that speak it? You know,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: it's funny, you know.
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: You know what's funny is I got some eyes this
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: week and my kids. It was my kid's play at
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: the height.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: It's, oh my god, what was it? What play? Is
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: his school play? They did Shrek?
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: Okay, so my wife drags me out to go see
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: this play. Guess kid the way he was he was
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: the tree.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: No he wasn't.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Nobody's really the tree.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Nobody go back, go back right there, right there? Does
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: does he move? There's my kid, there's my kid the wall.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: There's my kid the wall. Back there, that's the tree.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: That was scene one. Okay, they have me send for this.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Now go to scene too, please, Paul. I look at
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: him crushing it. Look what I wrote? Yeah, I wrote
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: scene too, and my kids play. He's the wall. He's
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: still crushing it. Ruiz Dynasty, Natural Entertainer. That was scene one.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Oh and then they made him the wall.
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: So I'm sitting I'm sitting there trying to watch this
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: while fans of the show are like reciting things like
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: put your finger in her mouth, and I'm like, sitting
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: with my wife, I'm like, oh fuck, do you believe
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: this ship?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: They had your kids play. They were there, the fans
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: are there, they all listen, they're everywhere.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Your kid really played the tree awful and not like
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: a tree with your face cut out so you can
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: see your face.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't they let his face pop through the tree.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: He did it in himself, all right. He was the
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: only one you kept seeing the curly hair. See you
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: looking for mom, I'm looking at my kid.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I'm like, can't they give him to do something else too? Cute?
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: It was a good play, a black kid playing donkey.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: It was a black girl in my town. The fucking
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: girl crushed it almost the point where it was embed
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: other kids, because she was a star. She was a
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: star a thousand times on another level.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: But you know what, I don't mind those kids, because
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: I used to think those would be like the big
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: stars when you get out of school.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: They maxed out. They already peeked back then and he
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: threw and.
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: And that's it.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I'm a one girl in my high school. She was
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: in every play.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Hating on the doll.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm hating on the dog. You think he's gonna
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: be a peaceful life donkey? Even some nose coming bitch.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: She was phenomenal and shrek this kid, Luke.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: She carried them, She carried them, stop it. She carried
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: that kid.
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: You know it?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Luke was awesome. Why has he got a beer bell?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: And why the buildo? Is that a dill? When gets?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: It's a progressive play?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Look at all? Is that those are swords? Money? What
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: that's a sword? The one that's bending like a dick,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: The one that's bending like a cock.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: They don't shake like a cock. I don't have a
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: big budget. Is that a dick? It looks like a dick.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: It's got a head on it. Just make that too.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: He made the swords, you know no, No, he just
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: held her. Hell wait, why is the tip of the
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: sword pink angusing? All right? What I'm sorry, Carl, Well,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: but shout out to the kids. They crushed it. All right.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: There's a couple of things I forgot to read the
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: text messages from Anthony.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's do it. Let's find out why I'm
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: not going to be on the radio.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Well, you know why.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Let's see, the white man is the devil, so let's see.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I'll just start from the beginning. So yeah, Friday, he wrote, Hey, dude,
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: how how goes the battle over there? Sometimes soon we
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: should grab that beer. Lots to talk about for sure,
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: have a good weekend. Hope to talk to you soon.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Kind of been a while, and I wrote, and then
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I wrote sorry to get back to you before you
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: tweet it, because then he tweeted, hey, let's get the beer, right,
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Well okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like fuck because I
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: meant to like answer his tweet and then anyway, and
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: then he let's see, let's.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Get that beer. We were we were at the Irish
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: bar where the Fox people go to on forty seven.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I want to say, name a name.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was all of us Thursday, and I go,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I was going to text you to join us. Wait
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: it was it was it. No. I was thinking of
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: texting him to join us because I knew he was
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: in the area for real.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: So it's weird that he's saying, hey, let's get that beer,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: because as we were sitting there with your your pal,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: who was awesome Jason, justin.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: The network, he was awesome. We liked him. We knew
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: right away you weren't a chef.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Is great?
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: Man, Well you I can't say anything after you told
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: me I want my mom to go clean a room
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: and fucking smaming.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Everyone's going to your interpretation.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Oh how do you say how much for a half hours?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Man, I'm getting that. I'm trying not to. I'm getting
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: that de Luisa is in that dialogue?
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: What what? Yeah?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Who's t Luisa?
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: More of the dialogue is coming. I think I'm yelling
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: at Tea Luisa in that dialogue, not your mom.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Just how old is justin?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: By the way, justin he's gotta be thirty something. And
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: he took he just won what he won? The Food
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Network star and he does he does a lot of
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Food Net Orchard. He's got his own book. Yeah, he's
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: a real thing. Smart kid, funny, fucking funny kid.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Right, got to bring him on the show.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll get him on. So then and wrote back, Hell,
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: I'm on Long Island this weekend. So he thought we
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: were at the bar when I was texting this, even
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: though I said we this.
• 41:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, he goes crazy Thursday at the cellar though, Okay,
• 41:24
  Speaker 11: all right, what happened.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: I can read the ray Vermana was amazingly funny. Okay,
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: I think I could read the second one. Thoughts stuttering
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: John was gonna kill Artie.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Oh at the Seller. I guess, oh what happened?
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I gotta find out.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: We'll find out. Maybe we'll call it and find out.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: He's always going to kill Artie.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: And then he goes and watched blank from Blank cheat
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: on his wife?
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: What and watched blank from blank cheating on his wife?
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: I know he's talking about got it?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: You got it?
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: It happened downtown, right, It was just all the seller,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: And then uh wait, and then I think I could
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: read the last one. Then Shep and his boyfriend showed up.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Fun Oh yeah, Oh shapp shephoo from Fox Shepherd Smith.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he likes to kiss boys.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, boys like to kiss him. Back to that motherfucker
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: putting up numbers at midtown. I love that he's putting
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: up numbers. People are growing around.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: He's throwing that under him. He got good game, He
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: got game he does Yeah, he throws his free throws
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: under half definitely nothing.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Wow, So he thought you would we have the bar then, but.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Like fuck, I'm on Long Island. I'm like, no, man, whatever,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: we'll figure it out.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: We'll do that part soon. Yeah, man, let her know
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: a lot of parts to the puzzle, that's for sure.
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: Maurice, Maurice, Marie. The time specialties. We can do fruit
• 42:52
  Speaker 8: plates for the green reason. Catering you do hummus platters.
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: We got your back.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you and Anthony whatever you guys me talking.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I don't like when you're this is dumb. This talk.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: We've been more or less talking in Anthony's jackuar.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: I tell you only got fucking six white friends. So
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: y'all need to stay together because you're my pall barrows.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I got some I got some solid friends. Yes, he rocks.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Oh you're missing what we said earlier. He's good, he's
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: past it. They're all smoothed out.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Everything's good, excellent.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I want to believe in each other. Shows.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Everything's fun. Yeah, man, I have like you're under smooch.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Did you smooch?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, A little smooch on a cheek
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: like I missed you.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: I'm saying you don't like to show emotion affection No,
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: he doesn't. Don't call his mama Mama's day. Can't smooch
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: a grown man in his mouth. They don't make you
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: gave you smooch a grown man in his mouth. I
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: fucking show emotion, Okay, said.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: The droid Molly.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: It was like, don't do that.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Five is alive.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: Don't do that.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Jennie five is bleeding like shit.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: We don't have the white dude, right, yeah, we don't
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: do this. We don't do the shake hug after every show,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: you son a bit in your life, fucking do the
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: shake hougue. You're gonnace the motion affection out of his dude. Yeah,
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: there's a funeral home that did a Vietnam vet. Dirty man,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: What fucking dirty happened? One of the top stories today.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Funeral home displayed a Vietnam Vet his body without a
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: coffin over a payment dispute. What they laid him out on?
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: A look at look at that? Well, No, we'll certainly
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: tweet the article. It's from Miami. So I bet you
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Billy Corbin's all over this one.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Billy, get on this, Billy, Holy are you kidding me?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: That's a bad look right there.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Man with the American flag draped over a table that
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: you put a fucking subway sandwich. Oh, this is the
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: most disclaiuting thing sandwich where you put a six foot
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: sandwich usually?
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Can we donate to this? Can we get this? It
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: might be a little too late there, that's a good point.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what's the story here?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Follow us on Twitter. OPI show we tweet out all
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: this shit.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Dispute over payment led to a deceased Vietnam War veterans
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: body being placed on a gurney, not in a coffin.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: It doesn't look like a gurney. It looks like a
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: fold up table.
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: That's it.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: That's a hatchet table. That's where you clean them up. Yeah,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I guess it is a gurnie. It look it looked
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: like all right, uh, where we Paul? Let's see?
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, not in a coffin during his olentation, during
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: his visitation.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: At a funeral home. Oh my god, that's gross. According
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: to pictures posted by his family members.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: That's gross.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: They couldn't afford a cough and you fucking psychos, what
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: is that?
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Just put him in a cough and take them out
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: of the coffin after But I mean an Army Vet
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: was seventy one and Army vet you idiot?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Wow, how dare they? How can this even happened in America?
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is where it happens. Unfortunately, if it was
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: a fucking accountant, whatever, it's a have some respect.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Taylor's family told w t v Z that there was
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: a problem with his life insurance payment, and the funeral
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: home refused to put his body in a coffin. Rather,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: he was placed on a gurney and partially covered with
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: an American flag, with a with a with a towel
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: under his head.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Pillow. That is the that is the most Oh my god,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: you're a flaming piece of ship. Have some coof What
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: did his son say?
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Is this this?
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: We got to new was in Georgia?
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I got let the new story? Lie? Yeah, my god,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: let's watch the new store.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: You gotta be a real piece of ship.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I surprised George. I surprised Cooney in the elevator with
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: some news. You saw that, right, h What was the news? Chavez?
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: You know, Chavez fought this weekend and he was with
• 46:47
  Speaker 8: a bunch of hookers and they stole a you blow
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: this watch? So I get a call from the my
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: watch guys, before you know any news or anything.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: They're like, this is a serial number. This is what
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: it is called. If it comes across your boys, let
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: us know.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: So it's only twelve in a country.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: There's only twelve of those watches in the country, so
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: we're gonna find it. Funny dance. I came in and
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: took it out his room, apparently allegedly. Oh, he's really
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: fucked up. What are they they roof for you? No,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: he's just off.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: It'll twisted those pictures.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: It's twisted. Wait, what's the story?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Who won the fight? By the way, not him?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: He lost and has got his watch stolen.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: He lost both round robbed of his forty thousand watch
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: by scanty clad women who posted footage of the theft online.
• 47:26
  Speaker 8: After losing his Vegas fight. Geez, that watch is en
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: route to New York City forty seventh Street.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I will catch it. Do you think it'll show up
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: in the.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: City, So don't show up somewhere. There's only twelve in
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: a country.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: There's only four places.
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: There's only four places you can sell it, and they're
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: gonna sell him the opposite coast.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, So if there's only twelve in the
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: whole world. Yeah, so why is there only forty thousand dollars?
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: I say only because if there's twelve, it seems like
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: it should be a lot more because it's a variation.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: So there's probably Okay, guys, so there's five.
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: Hundred or a thousand of these things, right, right, But
• 47:58
  Speaker 8: the color company, right, there's only twelve of those. It's
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: not like a Ptec Philip where they make twelve actual
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: watches and you can't buy a watch that looks like that. Right,
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: So you blow probably makes ten thousand of this watch. Yeah, now,
• 48:12
  Speaker 8: only a thousand in rolls gold and only twelve in
• 48:15
  Speaker 8: red and white.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Right. I don't want to give out the colors because
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: we're looking for it. But right, we'll find it. You
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: think you think you'll every fucking time. I believe it
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: every fucking times. A small community, you just know exactly
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: where this is going to end up, more or less.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: It's it's literally you can't it doesn't fall anywhere else.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: So but now that it's a huge headline, when didn't
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: the people hang low for a while? Oh no, yeah, yeah,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: now it'll be five weeks, six weeks. They think things
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: go away, but they don't.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Well, they're gonna find out who the girls are. They
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: know who the girls are.
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: Only now see what happens is, here's how you find
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: the watch, right, you keep selling it down until someone
• 48:48
  Speaker 8: doesn't know the news, right, right, So and so they're
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: going to go. They went to Vegas to one or
• 48:53
  Speaker 8: two guys, right, that's how we found out. And they
• 48:55
  Speaker 8: didn't want to touch it because it was hot. Now,
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: nobody's a rat, No one's a snitch one of these
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: girls that's go to a pawn shot, right, But the
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: paunchups know shit before, they know shit before it even happens.
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: It's like the matrix, right, they know the girl, they
• 49:07
  Speaker 8: know what the fuck's going on. They see a watch
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: like that, they're like, we're not touching the fucking not
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: touching it because this watch comes with somebody. This watch
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: comes with luggage. There's somebody looking for this fucking So
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: now the watch starts getting cold. Cold means now they
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: sell it pennies on the dollar. So instead of them
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: getting ten thousand, that's what the street value is on it,
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: about ten thousand, they let it go to anybody says,
• 49:29
  Speaker 8: I'll just wear it, bro, I'm not gonna sell it.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Through twenty five hundred. Ooh, I want it now. They
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: get it for twenty five hundred.
• 49:34
  Speaker 8: Sometimes you will never find the watch because that guy,
• 49:36
  Speaker 8: you'll keep it right, but he'll start getting weird.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: He'll see it on the news because now it's a
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: major news. So then he'll sell for a thousand.
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: Anyone that buys that watch for a thousand, those are
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: the people that go to jailp It's not the guy
• 49:47
  Speaker 8: that stole it. It's the dumb motherfucker who end who
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: stole it for a thousand, gives it to his cousin.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: His cousins in New York be like, oh, something doesn't
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: work on it. Let me go to to the store.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Let me go check it to a store. What's wrong
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: with my fucking fancy watch. Boom, you go to jail. Jail,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: So it's gonna be like the third guy in. It's
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: always the third guy. I gotta teach you about crime, Opie.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: That's kind of fascinating.
• 50:08
  Speaker 8: Actually that's how things, you know, they keep going to
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: them and always the dummy. And that's what's great about watches.
• 50:14
  Speaker 8: A lot of watches like they come back. We've gotten
• 50:18
  Speaker 8: shipped back. That's priceless. The guy's like, I can't see
• 50:20
  Speaker 8: the date. You're like, you're not gonna see the date
• 50:23
  Speaker 8: for fucking five years.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You're dumb, dumb.
• 50:26
  Speaker 8: Since he bought up fifty thousand, I've seen one hundred
• 50:28
  Speaker 8: thousand dollars watches been sold for fifty dollars on the street,
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: you know what I mean. Sometimes the punch ups just
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: take fifty dollars, like here's fifty bucks, and they call
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: the cop, so they come.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Pick up a million dollar watching idiot. Damn, it's always
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: a dumb dumb they don't watch the movie. All right,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: we'll stay tuned. Carl's on this, We're on Opie is
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: also crime fighting. Now.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: Look, they got a lot of pictures of Chavans laid
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: up on a bed with the girls around him.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: He's just really fucked up.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: He looks twisted.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Those girls look great.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Those girls are amazing.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Right, and he won his fight? No, No, he lost,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: he lost lost everything? Well, what what round?
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: On the round?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: She shouldn't be boxing. He's a rich kid. His father
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: was one of the best boxes on the planet. He's
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: just living off that name. Want what's my record? Uh?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: His record is should we grabbed Cooney? Real fast or worse.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: Coon.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: You don't like him, Cooney, we made a face.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: He didn't like him.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: He don't like him.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: He was like, that's why I wanted to talk to him.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Open the door. Then?
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Is he still leg I was right there, man, Coney
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: in here.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Man, let's keep the Cooney thing short, though, Cooney, I
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: want to do a show what we called Coon, And.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: This is how this is gonna play out.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: He's gonna threaten us, He's gonna what he's gonna says,
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Get him in here.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: You watch. It's the same every time we gotta talk
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: about Tavez. Yeah, what do you know on this kid? Cooney?
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Huh he's talking about he's not on the screen anymore.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: And he's about the fight first of all, because I
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: know you said it was awful?
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Fine, what the fun Kennedy?
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: You want that's how you are?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: You want a dark chocolate kid?
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: Cat He was a tightening right up. Well later on it, bro, Yeah,
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: there you go.
• 52:03
  Speaker 8: So those are amazing, up, Bro, I just got the
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: new shakeshot cook because stroke all over it.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Bro, just the best time that could happen to me.
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: It's a lot of baby, what are you doing?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I'm good?
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: So tell us about this fighter. I don't know much
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: about him. His old man was a good fire obviously.
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you know, listen, it was very disappointing. It
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: was supposed to be a great fight. You know.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: What round it. It was his decision, decision, but he
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: said the whole fight, but not.
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: Many round the fires, twelve round the twelve rounded champion,
• 52:30
  Speaker 7: and you know, obviously just moved and didn't want to
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: fight really so but this next fight, the fight was
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: already signed. Canel Alvarez Triple G is going to take place,
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: a big one. That's gonna be a big one. Right now,
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna say it right the first time I ever
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: said it. I'm going on the show tonight. Alvarez in
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: a lot of trouble, okay, tell me. Because Triple G
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: is a natural middleweight. Alvarez is a welterweight. Alvarez is
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: smaller than smaller than Triple G. And one thing about
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: Triple G. He's got the jab, A piston jab piston jam.
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: Who the hit with the jim? One of you guys
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: want to.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: I'll hit you hit him on a jab?
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: You want to hit car.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: You got a great jack, hey, but remember us for friends,
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: you want to hit, right, brother, do you want to
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: hit Carl.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Nold Off all afternoon?
• 53:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: To me? To me, Coony, do you believe that?
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: See, you're too nice?
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: You gotta go over the table, over the table knowing
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: you're Do you remember homes.
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: Larry Larry Holmes is out in Vegas, right and Trevor
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: Burke was giving him ship.
• 53:39
  Speaker 11: Go up remembers, do some jumping over the police. Your
• 53:44
  Speaker 11: own man doing a drop kick over police call.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Let's go Lucky, they called him. I'm telling you, let's
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: go tag team me and you Coon and great fights?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Who goes first? Who goes first? Are talking?
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Talking?
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: Cooney is fighting this Saturday in the garden. Okay?
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Who are fighting?
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: Terrence Cross fighting as a tough kid. Terrence Crawford is
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: just too good.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Hey, I gotta I got a question for your for real?
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Did you see the documentary Prison Fights?
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: I did?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck?
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: That's crazy answer. It's a long long shot to get
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: out of prison, is that Philadelphia? No, if they get
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: out of jail, they win. If they win, and if
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: they win, only if they win. Thes got to be
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: in because we've got a break fighter. Don't you want
• 54:37
  Speaker 7: to keep them in there? How?
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Does this work that it's a prisoner there in the program,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: that was the program.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: So if they get out, they can go and fight professionally.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And a lot of times those have moved on
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: and I think they've won the medals in the Olympics.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I think championship.
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: They can they can fight professionally, they.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Can get out of jail.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: They get out of jail, they're still the same dude
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: who got in jail. So they going to stabsbody else
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: and get back in jail.
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: They would like to. But basically that life in that
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: country where they lived, they about to make a living,
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Right, right right, he guess America.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Well, no, let's talk about prison fights for a second. Yeah,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: prison fights, it's it's amazing.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: And then a lot of these guys when they do
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: get out of jail, most of them stay clean, very
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: small percentage end up back in the prison system. And
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: you're talking about murderers. Yeah, the one they profile, you know,
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: he killed the kid. You got to figure you murder
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: stab somebody in the neck, young kid. They were both
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: in their like early twenties at the time. Right, this
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: kid's lifestyle and fucking him in the neck from Thailand.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Crazy why was you get a second chance though?
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: If you stabbed some kids in that jealous that's sort
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: of what I thought.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Fuck getting out, I don't care if you can box, well,
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: we know you a fighter. You stabbed the kids.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I was mad.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: I was mad at the documentary because they didn't really
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: focus on the kid that was murdered, right, and then
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: they finally did and finally talked to his mom and stuff,
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: and you see the heartbreak there the kid.
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: Listen, let's let's face it.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Because she the mom, basically says, look, they were just
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: jealous of his lifestyle. He was at a bar with
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: his girlfriend and they just didn't like what they were seeing.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: The guy that last my son and then stabbed before
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: I'll say it again. Yeah, nobody gets stabbed in the
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: neck for no fucking reason.
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: Sorry, Unfortunately that fortunately or unfortunate, he must have been
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: running his fucking mouse.
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: Come on right away, you go to the judge and jury.
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you sign up a bit.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you five minutes to go to punch him.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: You didn't get away from no.
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: Unfortunately for those guys. The guy that's in likes boxing, right,
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: so he wants to see boxing, good boxing. So he
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: says like, I'll let your ass out of there.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, it sounds like there's only amount of time
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: before turning like blood sport.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: It's it's doing it for hundreds of years.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: It's a crazy documentary because it's yeah, it's based on
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: their culture.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: On the muy Thai. The original muy Thai guy fought
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: his way out of prison.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: I think he had a I think the story goes
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: he had to fight twelve guys or so to get out,
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: to get out, and he did so.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: It's part of their culture.
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: Listen, but those guys that those guys are vicious in
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: the in the in that in that in the show,
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: when they're fighting, they're fighting for their lives.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: And then they got a kid from do you remember
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: where somewhere in America went over there and he was
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: the opponent. So it's up to him if he could
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: beat this guy. The guy stays in prison and he
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: wants to beat the guy because he doesn't feel like
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: that guy.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Should go out.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: I know it's a crazy document I know what you doing.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: You'd be going with the fight. Say lest let's make
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: a deal. What do you mean, come up with the pass.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: I'll let you get out of here.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: You will pay your way out of the open.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Not absolutely.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: I had.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Right before the fight, they'd be like the part played
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: by Opie tonight will be a local boy.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: The understudy for Opi is posing pain. He's dead already.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: It's on showtime. It's called prison Fighters. Five rounds to freedom,
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: five rounds of freedom. I won't give any more away,
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: but I think we should.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Do it in this country. But not for murderers, for
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: other people.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Murder, murder somebody.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: You got to say a couple of But you'll get
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: the best fight. What if you like you in there
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: for the himself, non violent, they're get in there and fighting.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna get on good fights in traffic court
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: with the murderers.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: One of their best fighters was it was he a
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: drug dealer and he ended up going to jail, fucked
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: up his whole goddamn career.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: So yeah, and then he did get out. He got
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: out with this program and became a champion again. No,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: then he started. He's still fighting.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: They show him fighting, but he's a lot older, he's
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: not as quick an and he runs a gym and
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: tries to help out some of these other guys that
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: get out from.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: Us so poor, they're so poor over it. It doesn't
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: matter what he's gonna do. He's gonna go back to
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: crime to make money.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: But that's what a good fight saw. Let's keep it real.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: The best fights are in the poorest places. That's where
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: the fighters come from.
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: Covilo Ward is coming up. Yeah, we got Joshua Klitschko too,
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: coming up.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: Where they families come from, they come from money from there,
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: from poor Europe redline. So yeah, that's breadline, money England.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: There's no money people. It's like poor people in those
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: countries are the best fighters. It's like the poor bo
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: when this country with the best fighters.
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: So that's that's how you fight. We had of poverty,
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: that's what.
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  Speaker 5: So that's why I think we should find the poorest
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  Speaker 5: five places in the moder world.
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  Speaker 7: You get the small kids from Harving gonna go out
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  Speaker 7: to the well.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: That's why we need to find the five places in
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: the world where the poorest kids are, and let's.
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  Speaker 2: Go find some fighters.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: God damn it, you just made hungers and you find
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: some fighters. You got the Hunger Games.
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: Going on this and they tried that with China. They
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: went to train the trans got a lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: They ain't got that reach though, they ain't got this.
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  Speaker 2: They go to night basketball player one.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: That's what you mean.
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  Speaker 7: I can't walk now, that's cold. It's cold.
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  Speaker 1: You're a cold blooded, savage motherfucker. Can't walk now, yaw ming,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: You just run up the stairs and you're good.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: Now, those guys, those guys, they get fused. They get
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: their ankles and these few right from all that damage.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy, but it makes the stronger. But it's fused
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: when you break it and then it's strong and when
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  Speaker 5: you when it heals back. Yes, I heard someone break
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: their hands on purpose. Doesn't make the fits harder. Yeah,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: they break their hands and it heals back and it's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: just a rock.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just telling you what.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard that too.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you never heard that. People kicks it even with
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: their feet. They break the bise the feet, so he
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: kicks are harder because when it heals back.
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  Speaker 3: You start punching cinder blocks and brick walls and stuff. Yes, yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: we're not even making drugs, you know, pull it up.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Heard this fusing like boxes, like breaking their hands.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: He's gonna pull out of like an X men. It
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: makes the bone.
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  Speaker 5: Strong when it heals back, it comes strong, calcium builds
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: up around your bone.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: And listens, listen, Wilder, Okay, bust his hands up. He's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: got pins all through it. He didn't do that because
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: he's stronger now. Now he's pulled off his arm and
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: he's fighting, gonna fight anything, Joshua, have you heard?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Have you his bicet pulled off his arm.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: There's such such power he pushed out there.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: It happened at Triple H too, like Paul, tell him
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: like the whole Who's triple A quad and a vomit?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: And it rolled up like a vomit. Who's like a fruit?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Roll up?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you me? Rocket rolled up all the way up
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: his leg.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: Or down his like I'm not my boy's achilles did
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: his achilles, rolled up his cast his achilles, popped his
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: pop and rolled up his calf leg.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: How about Triple H finished the fucking match? Who's Triple
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: H runs the w W? Now, oh my god, look
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: at it? Wait? Can you see it? Yes? You can
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: see it?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: Roll?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Can you see it rolled up? You see the bulls
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: back there? That's the how the talk? Do you come
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: back from that injury? You can actually come back.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: From that to tell the guy leave me alone? This
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: is for real now, my basketball and football and track.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: When your achilles pop, your achilles roll up. When it
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: pops is elastic. It's elastic like a rubber.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: And where does it go?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: It rolls up your leg? You can my boys, he's wamball.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: It rolled up his calf.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Not you think that hurts?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: And then he got to pull it down.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: What about the guy? What about? What about the end?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: The mad guy Jones who was fighting and is calf
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: bone cracked in half and he just fell on.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: The Not Jones, it was who was it?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, calf bone broke christ it was he.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: Kicked somebody box on.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, h spider silver, Yeah, it was silver. And I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: can't watch it. I can't watch it anymore.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: It was so bad.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: He was a great, he's a great fighters so bad.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: That's when he kicked the wide. Yes, it was awful.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: But Arry Cooney that's when he kicked boy. Oh he's
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Chris Wideman. He's a brickie, been lost to He's had
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: a tough run. This is so slow.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: It looks like it's a tooth paste.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: That is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I think it's like a water blow. I think that's
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: gotta hurt.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: I think the worst break parts when he plants again,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: got to hurt his foot and he just collapsed.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: Oh that's time, that's time to retire.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Right, what's the worst injury?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: You got to retire?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: What's your worst?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: You're taking a leader, take care of that.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: But what's the worst injury like in boxing and maybe training,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: but losing feelings when you talk to him like then
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: I went hurt your feelings? Oh you never got injured
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: like physically No?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: No, I mean I told my rotated cuff while I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: was while I was training.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, right, that was painful.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: It was a little painful.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: The right right arm, left, my left left, my power hand.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Did you have the Tom of John surgery happened.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: That's what you know. I just did therapy, was just okay.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Sorry Silva trying to put his leg back plant because
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: watch that ship crazy. I don't know what the worst
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: break in sports history is. We've argued this point over
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: the year. I mean, that was a bad one, obviously,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: but I think I think when he got Laurence Tale
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: lawn til he was going to back full book long
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: tail down started crying yeah for that one, and.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: He heard that snap.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: It snaps. Everybody in the cheap scenes could hear it.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I think it was the n C double A kid man.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a bad one.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: To what the one his eye falls out? Was it
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: his last name?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Is it his kid?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I fall out?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: That's what college?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Yet I can't look at my trainer.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: When we leased Jimmy sp on thirtieth Street, someone's eye
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: fell out and he put it back in. It's so long,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: you know, it's a long A cour on it courting
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: that baby.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: It's like the whole kitchen telephone.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: Closed the eye.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Bro, did it still work?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: Well? I know I couldn't take it.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: He did it himself.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: He did himself.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I mean you got to put it back in before
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: we go to the hospital. Look, you look like an
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: idiot in the cab.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Like, what's going to be doing that way?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I think he's gonna say something.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: And then I was just having a sun roof. I
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: think we're lost.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I well through my show.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: I love you man, say.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Your botta. We're turn this thing around. Cody, keep pausing, Sir,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: good to see it. Thanks Bardy, Sir Champ, the Champ
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Chip Jeh Champ Champ, Jam, We're out of here.