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Ep. 151 - Halloween Urban Legends!!! · Notable Nostalgia

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Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow? You
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Speaker 1: could be a seat model.
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Speaker 2: I was 16 at the time, or 15. And then
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Speaker 2: hooking up with a witch. And that was... Cats can smile, apparently.
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Speaker 1: Whoa, weird.
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Speaker 2: But it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
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Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Ginny Noon is a star. Her looks weren't a
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Speaker 2: part of the issue.
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Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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Speaker 1: for gas.
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Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see.
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Speaker 1: Ooh, spooky.
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Speaker 2: It's spooky season.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a few days until Halloween.
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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, as we thought. Welcome to Notable Nostalgia. I'm GF.
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Speaker 1: And I'm, let's say, Spooky Andy.
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Speaker 2: And today we want to talk about urban legends.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: What's your relationship with urban legends growing up?
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Speaker 1: Well, it's funny because I was doing some research for
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Speaker 1: this podcast. There were things that I forgot about that
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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, that's such a wild thing that
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Speaker 1: all the kids knew about. But like. there was no
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Speaker 1: internet back then, you know? So it's weird that like,
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Speaker 1: it must've just been like from school to school. And
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Speaker 1: then like maybe one kid left this school and then
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Speaker 1: went to another school and then started the rumor. So
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Speaker 1: it's like all these like little weird urban legends that like,
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Speaker 1: I don't know that we all knew somehow. And I
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Speaker 1: was just, it was kind of fun to think about like,
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Speaker 1: that's crazy that somehow there was still like some communication
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Speaker 1: throughout the whole country that but without a way for
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Speaker 1: us to actually communicate. Yeah. So, but you know, I
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Speaker 1: think a lot of us, you know, have the same
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Speaker 1: kind of urban legends in their head. Like I remember
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Speaker 1: when I was a kid, the one tour, if you
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Speaker 1: saw someone with their lights off, you don't, you're supposed to,
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Speaker 1: or if you flash them to turn their lights on,
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Speaker 1: you flash them and go to jail.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But if you flash them and they turn around and
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Speaker 1: kill you, you know, things like that and stuff.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you do that when somebody has their lights off?
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Speaker 1: Do you like, no, because I'm still scared. Like I'm scared.
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Speaker 1: And I'm also like, well, like maybe if I know,
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Speaker 1: because I feel like, so if I'm in the city
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Speaker 1: and I see that there's enough light, you know, for
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Speaker 1: them to see. So I'm like, okay, what's the point?
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Speaker 1: And then if I'm in the middle of nowhere and
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Speaker 1: I see that, they know that their lights are off.
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Speaker 1: So there's no reason for me to do it. So
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Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, I'm good. I'm just going to be safe.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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Speaker 2: I think that, I think in the, rural area don't
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Speaker 2: do it because you're gonna get murdered but it wasn't
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Speaker 2: like a gang thing too.
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Speaker 1: Well that's what one of the urban legends was yeah
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Speaker 1: and then another one where if a car was behind
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Speaker 1: you and they were flashing you they were trying to
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Speaker 1: let you know that there was a murderer in your
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Speaker 1: back yeah like how would they know what if it's
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Speaker 1: just somebody sitting in the back seat yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's like someone's like really sick and like laying down
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Speaker 2: in the back and then like getting up to barf
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Speaker 2: so i did i don't know why it took me
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Speaker 2: so long just to google schmoogle what an urban legend
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Speaker 2: is like So what's the difference between like an urban
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Speaker 2: legend and like a ghost story then?
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Speaker 1: I wonder if it's like time, maybe just like more modern.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Maybe if it's like more modern.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Cause I mean, urban areas are kind of newer, you know?
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Speaker 1: So I wonder if, yeah, maybe if it's like within
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Speaker 1: the last hundred years, I guess. Okay.
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Speaker 2: So I wonder what urban legends are getting created now.
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Speaker 2: Like if there's like a TikTok one or like an
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Speaker 2: email one or.
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Speaker 1: What about that Slender Man? I think that could have
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Speaker 1: been like, I think that's going to be an urban legend,
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Speaker 1: you know, the Slender Man, but.
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Speaker 2: OK, so would these be urban legends like the step
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Speaker 2: on a crack, break your mama's back? Are those urban
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Speaker 2: legends or what would those be classified anecdotes? But then
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Speaker 2: drinking soda and eating pop rocks would be. more modern
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Speaker 2: so that's like a modern for folklore.
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah i guess so and you know i've seen
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Speaker 1: that mythbusters episode where it's not true it's not true
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Speaker 1: you can eat as much as you want i've never.
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Speaker 2: Tried it though because i'm again because i'm paranoid about
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Speaker 2: it same yeah but then like those things like those
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Speaker 2: little riddle things like i still if i'm walking with
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Speaker 2: jeremy and there's like a stop like a sign like
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Speaker 2: a no parking sign like close to the sidewalk i'm
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Speaker 2: like we won't part ways. Cause that's bad luck to
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Speaker 2: like have something split the two of you.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I see what you're saying.
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Speaker 2: And like, like if I, I'm not going to go
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Speaker 2: underneath a ladder, but that's more for like safety. Cause
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Speaker 2: that'd be, if someone's doing construction and I'm just like,
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Speaker 2: like that's, that seems rude.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 2: Um, breaking a mirror.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I remember.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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Speaker 1: I remember that too. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. That I, I think if I broke a mirror
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Speaker 2: besides like the, Oh, bummer sauce, I would still be like,
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Speaker 2: Oh shit. Am I bad luck now?
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Speaker 1: I completely forgot about that. And I know for a
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Speaker 1: fact I've broken mirrors since I forgot about that. So yeah, wild.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: If this is like seven years of bad luck, if
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Speaker 2: you're in that right now, like you're still crushing it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So just imagine once that curse is done.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: So I went on a little rant. So I want
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Speaker 2: to do like a trivia really quick. It's not going
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Speaker 2: to be funny. Or entertaining. So it's a new trivia
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Speaker 2: game I called Is This an Urban Legend or Something
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Speaker 2: Stupid that Gwyneth Paltrow Said. So you have to guess,
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Speaker 2: Andy and listener, if this is an urban legend or
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Speaker 2: something stupid Gwyneth Paltrow said. So are you ready to
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Speaker 2: play Urban Legend or Something Stupid Gwyneth Paltrow Said?
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Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
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Speaker 2: All right. Number one, she's French. She's teaching me French.
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Speaker 2: And then the previous nanny was Spanish. They were fluent
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Speaker 2: in Spanish.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to have to go Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I am who I am. I can't pretend to be
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Speaker 2: somebody who makes $ 25, 000 a year.
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Speaker 1: Oh, damn. Yeah, probably Gwyneth Paltrow again.
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Speaker 2: I'll never forget it. I was starting to hike up
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Speaker 2: the red rocks. And honestly, it was as if I
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Speaker 2: heard the rock say, you have the answers. You are
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Speaker 2: your teacher. I thought I was in a hallucination.
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Speaker 1: You know, I'm assuming that's good, but that's pretty wild.
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Speaker 2: Pretty wild. I love the English way, which is not
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Speaker 2: capitalistic like in America. People don't talk about work and money.
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Speaker 2: They talk about interesting things at dinner parties.
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Speaker 1: Oh, OK. Yeah, that's an urban legend. I don't think
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Speaker 1: she said that.
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Speaker 2: Fucking elitist would you have to be to say that.
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Speaker 2: Sometimes Harvey Weinstein will let me use his private jet
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Speaker 2: if I'm opening up a supermarket.
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Speaker 1: Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, definitely Paltrow, I'm assuming.
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Speaker 2: I'd rather die than to let my kid eat cup
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Speaker 2: of soup. Holy shit. That's crazy.
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Speaker 1: She'd rather die.
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Speaker 2: Than let her kid eat cup of soup.
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Speaker 1: Cup of soup is delicious, too. That sucks.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if you see a pattern or not,
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Speaker 2: but a lot of these are quotes. Some days I
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Speaker 2: feel like everybody in the world has plugged into themselves
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Speaker 2: into my kidney. She actually said that. Okay, I didn't
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Speaker 2: misread that. I am so tired.
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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.
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Speaker 2: I think she's saying that everybody has plugged into her kidney.
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Speaker 2: And that's making her tired.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's... Why kidney? Does she have kidney issues or something? Maybe.
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Speaker 3: Maybe.
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Speaker 2: I hope so. I don't hope. Oh, my God, no.
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Speaker 2: I doubt she does, because if she did, she would
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Speaker 2: talk about it all the fucking time.
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Speaker 1: That's true.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she loves talking that whore.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.
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Speaker 1: Damn.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Did she really say that?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. These are all quotes. These are all quotes. I'd
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Speaker 2: rather smoke crack than eat cheese that comes from a tent.
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Speaker 1: She thinks crack is healthier than cheese from a tent. Well,
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: Maybe.
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Speaker 1: I guess it depends if you know this guy making it,
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Speaker 1: I guess. Okay.
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Speaker 2: I first had a vision of this in a Japanese
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Speaker 2: monastery during a silent retreat. Don't ask. It's a long story.
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Speaker 2: I fucking hate when people say that. When they give
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Speaker 2: you a little preview of a story. They're like, don't ask.
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Speaker 2: I can't get into this. Okay, final one. My daughter's
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Speaker 2: name is Apple. I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. I think she's nasty.
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Speaker 1: Apple Paltrow? That does not flow at all. That's a
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Speaker 1: horrible name.
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Speaker 2: And it's a funny thing. So she was married to
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Speaker 2: the guy from Coldplay.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: And that's who she had all these stupid little babies with.
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Speaker 2: It's embarrassing when I feel that the lead singer of
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Speaker 2: Coldplay is out of your league.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've never seen him wear shoes.
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Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
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Speaker 1: I know, I hate it so much. Well, I haven't
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Speaker 1: really seen him that often, but the last, I don't know,
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Speaker 1: 10 years I've seen him, no shoes on.
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Speaker 2: You can imagine that his toes are hairy, which no judgment,
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Speaker 2: but like... I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I feel like if.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I just hate Gwyneth Paltrow, so fuck you,
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Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow, if you're listening, which she probably is because
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Speaker 2: she jerks off to her name. Anyways, okay.
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Speaker 1: There's an actor from Righteous Gemstones, and I was talking
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Speaker 1: to someone recently. Let me find this person really quick.
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Speaker 1: And I was like, this person seems like they would wear...
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Speaker 1: I can't... All right, Jodi. Oh, no, no, here we go.
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Speaker 1: Skylar Gizondo. This is... OK, so I can't stand that.
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Speaker 1: I cannot fucking and he's never done anything wrong to me.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Probably a nice guy. I can't fucking
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Speaker 1: stand him. But the reason I one reason I can't
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Speaker 1: stand him is talking to someone. I go, he looks
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Speaker 1: like that. If you went to his house and he
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Speaker 1: was wearing jeans on, he wouldn't have shoes on, but
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Speaker 1: he would have a shirt and jeans and no shoes
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Speaker 1: or socks on. Which is fine if it's your own house,
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Speaker 1: if you're alone. But if you invite someone over, don't
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Speaker 1: be wearing jeans with no fucking socks or shoes.
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Speaker 2: But also, if you're home alone, you shouldn't be wearing jeans. Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 1: And I don't know if he does that. He just
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Speaker 1: looks like he does. He probably has like a green
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Speaker 1: polo on with the jeans. I'm like, dude, wear a fucking.
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Speaker 2: What's his name again?
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Speaker 1: Skyler Gisondo.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so he plays one of the grandkids in that
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Speaker 2: righteous gemstone, which, watch that show. It's so fucking funny.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, season one I think is one of the best.
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Speaker 1: It's great.
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Speaker 2: Um, he also looks, it's odd. He looks like somebody
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Speaker 2: he could pass as like a 14 year old or
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Speaker 2: a 54 year old. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Like super weird.
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Speaker 2: That's weird.
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Speaker 1: And then in the new Superman movie, he's playing Jimmy Olsen,
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Speaker 1: but like, he's like a sex symbol. Everybody wants to
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Speaker 1: like bang him, I guess.
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Speaker 2: He must have some kind of nepotism. I, yeah.
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Speaker 1: There's some things I don't understand. Like, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I can't fucking, it's, I hate him more than I
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Speaker 1: hate Kevin Bacon. And I've, I've held a grudge against
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Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon since I was like six. So that's just, okay.
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Speaker 2: That stupid fucker that you just showed me the picture
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Speaker 2: of or, um, simon from seventh heaven who were you
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Speaker 2: gonna kill if you can only kill one.
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Speaker 1: Uh wait is it the kid version of simon or him.
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Speaker 2: Now the the kid version god that makes it tougher
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Speaker 2: and the and you have the option of killing neither oh.
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Speaker 1: That's really tough then but you can't you're not gonna.
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Speaker 2: Get in trouble for killing either one you can also
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Speaker 2: kill both.
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Speaker 1: I might have to go that kid from seventh heaven. Okay.
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Speaker 1: But the main reason why is because, uh, DC is
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Speaker 1: coming out with this new TV show where it's supposed
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Speaker 1: to be like a, like a mockumentary, but you know
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Speaker 1: how they have like, um, murder mockumentaries on Netflix.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's going to be like that, but for gorilla Grodd
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Speaker 1: and gorilla Grodd's main, uh, superhero that he fights is
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Speaker 1: the flash. So I think they're going to introduce the
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Speaker 1: flash in this TV show coming out. And I'm excited
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Speaker 1: for that.
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Speaker 2: Wait, is this little fucker going to be the Flash?
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Speaker 1: No, he's going to be Jimmy Olsen. He's like doing
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Speaker 1: this like investigative, reportive, fake TV show about Gorilla Grodd,
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Speaker 1: I guess. And I'm assuming the Flash is going to
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Speaker 1: be introduced.
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Speaker 2: I would not hire him. I don't know why he's around.
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't hire him as if I was like a
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Speaker 2: casting director, but I also wouldn't hire him if I like.
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Speaker 2: managed to jc pennies like i'm not hiring this fucker
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Speaker 2: like he looks like he's nosebleeds oh 100 and i'm
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Speaker 2: not putting up with that shit um some other and
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Speaker 2: we talked about these before but when i was a
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Speaker 2: kid i don't know where these came from some of
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Speaker 2: them i'm assuming a lot of these urban legends that
11:42
Speaker 2: we heard about were on like nickelodeon or something oh
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Speaker 2: sure like that's so but um so i talked about
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Speaker 2: this before jesse my sister the ugly iso edition l
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Speaker 2: but that's still a compliment jesse um it The FBI
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Speaker 2: warning on VHS tapes.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: She told me, and I didn't take the time to
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Speaker 2: read that because it's like two paragraphs. She said if
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Speaker 2: you stick your hand in the VCR while it's going,
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Speaker 2: the FBI will come and get you. So I was
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Speaker 2: always like, will you put in that movie? I didn't
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Speaker 2: want any chance of getting FBI'd. And my whole idea
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Speaker 2: of the FBI was from X-Files.
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Speaker 1: Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, could you imagine, like,
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Speaker 1: They're like, hey, we've got to report that little kid
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Speaker 1: put his hand in a VCR.
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Speaker 2: We've got to take him. Where?
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Speaker 1: We've just got to take him to our headquarters.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they work for big VCR.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So the other one is she told me that I
12:32
Speaker 2: can't say hell five times in a row or I'll
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Speaker 2: go to hell.
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Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 2: Which I'm like, that's interesting. And then the Quicksilver one,
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Speaker 2: which I started to do some research on that. It
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Speaker 2: was something my sister told me, and it was like,
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Speaker 2: It's mainly around haunted houses, like this ghost or whatever Quicksilver,
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Speaker 2: which is, like, a badass name.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: If you move into a house and you have to, like,
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Speaker 2: search through your walls, and if there's, like, a gray or, like, silver,
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Speaker 2: I guess, Q written somewhere, then he's in your house.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I see.
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Speaker 2: So I did a little research, and I couldn't find, like,
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Speaker 2: the reason for it. But there was an episode of
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Speaker 2: Are You Afraid of the Dark? Starring Tatiana Ali.
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Speaker 1: Oh, crazy.
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Speaker 2: The girl from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Yeah, yeah. Google it,
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Speaker 2: but Quicksilver, Are You Afraid of the Dark? That's her? No, no, no, no.
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Speaker 1: That's scary as shit.
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Speaker 2: My segues are awful. No, this is the Quicksilver from.
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Speaker 1: Are You Afraid of the Dark? Are You Afraid of
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Speaker 1: the Dark was terrifying. It was way too scary for
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Speaker 1: our age group. It's crazy.
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Speaker 2: I'm deleting this off my phone because it's so freaking creepy.
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Speaker 2: I cannot put up with that kind of stuff. So
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Speaker 2: those were some from yesteryear that my sister indoctrinated me with.
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Speaker 1: So I was doing some research kind of more like
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Speaker 1: specifically like when it comes to like Halloween urban legends.
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Speaker 1: So I found a few that are crazy that I
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Speaker 1: vaguely remember now that I'm adult. So there was this
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Speaker 1: one that and this this one's actually true. All right.
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Speaker 1: So there was this dentist named William Shine. He lived
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Speaker 1: in Fremont, California in 1959. And on Halloween night, he
14:24
Speaker 1: thought it'd be funny. So what he did was he
14:27
Speaker 1: put loose aloe pills with the kids' candies, and it
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Speaker 1: was over-the-counter laxative pills. And so then the cops eventually
14:38
Speaker 1: figured out who did it, and then he came clean.
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Speaker 1: And the only reason he came clean, because in 1961,
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Speaker 1: to keep his dental practice, he had to go in
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Speaker 1: front of a board and say, oh, it was just
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Speaker 1: a prank. He thought it was going to be funny.
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Speaker 1: So that's a real story that happened, but it didn't
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Speaker 1: kill any kids. Right? So, I mean, fucked up that
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Speaker 1: he gave kids diarrhea, but no deaths, but it actually happened.
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Speaker 2: But also, isn't laxatives, there's, like, a purpose for them? Like,
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Speaker 2: people take laxatives not just for, like, pranks.
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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly yeah yeah i don't know why he had
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Speaker 1: so many.
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Speaker 2: So i like that he's a dentist and his last
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Speaker 2: name shine which i'm like i hope he used that
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Speaker 2: with marketing i would have and then when he came
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Speaker 2: clean i wonder if he like did like a little
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Speaker 2: wink to them like.
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Speaker 1: Shine up their bowels like.
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Speaker 2: Yeah no like teeth like teeth cleaning like shine and
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Speaker 2: come clean oh okay he was probably like uh like
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Speaker 2: fluoride i don't know how you would bring that in Like, oh,
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Speaker 2: I dropped that on the floor, right?
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Speaker 1: I'd pick it up later. Is he dead? Well, he
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Speaker 1: was a dentist in 1959, so I'm assuming he was
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Speaker 1: probably born in, I guess, 1940?
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Speaker 2: So he might be still alive.
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Speaker 1: Maybe, but I mean, 1940, he would have been 19
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Speaker 1: years old as a dentist. So maybe, what if he
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Speaker 1: was maybe 35? But technically, he could still be alive.
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Speaker 2: Anytime there's any type of more recent thing like this...
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Speaker 2: We should try to get them on the podcast. Oh, sure. Like, hey,
16:09
Speaker 2: what were you thinking, Dr. Shine, when you were giving
16:13
Speaker 2: kids laxatives?
16:16
Speaker 1: Well, there's another true story that happened in 1964, just
16:20
Speaker 1: a few years after this one. It was done by
16:22
Speaker 1: a lady named Helen, P-F-E-I-L-L. I think it's pronounced Phil? File?
16:28
Speaker 1: I don't know. Helen File. But she was tired of, like,
16:32
Speaker 1: teenagers trick-or-treating at her house. She thought they were too old,
16:35
Speaker 1: so she didn't want to give them candies anymore. So
16:37
Speaker 1: what she did was she made these little Halloween packages,
16:42
Speaker 1: and one of them might have had a dog treat.
16:44
Speaker 1: The other one had one of those steel wool pads
16:47
Speaker 1: in there, and another one had these ant traps. But
16:50
Speaker 1: she mainly got arrested because the ant traps technically had
16:54
Speaker 1: poison in them, even though they were clear ant traps,
16:57
Speaker 1: so no kids ate them or anything like that. But
16:59
Speaker 1: she did have to plead guilty for giving poison to children. Again,
17:04
Speaker 1: no deaths, though. No sicknesses or anything.
17:07
Speaker 2: So if you give ant trap, so if you're a
17:11
Speaker 2: child and you're like, hey, Jeff, can I have an
17:15
Speaker 2: ant trap and I give you an ant trap? Is
17:18
Speaker 2: that illegal?
17:19
Speaker 1: Well, before we go any further, have you been doing this?
17:22
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, oh, no. I go to a playground.
17:25
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, you want some ant traps?
17:27
Speaker 1: I think it depends, like, if you know the children
17:29
Speaker 1: and how many you give out, I guess.
17:31
Speaker 2: Or the intent that they're going to eat it.
17:33
Speaker 1: The intent is probably. Yeah, exactly.
17:35
Speaker 2: But I can't control what they do with it.
17:36
Speaker 1: But I don't think her plan was for the kids
17:39
Speaker 1: to eat it. Because the. when I saw the pictures
17:41
Speaker 1: of it, it was like a clear ant trap and
17:44
Speaker 1: it said like ants, you know, and it was the
17:46
Speaker 1: whole thing.
17:46
Speaker 2: That's on them then.
17:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. And no, no kids did eat it,
17:49
Speaker 1: but it was illegal to give kids poison essentially. So,
17:53
Speaker 1: which makes sense, you know, but you know, the intent
17:56
Speaker 1: I think was just to get the teenagers, not saying
17:58
Speaker 1: it's right. I think it's really fucked up. If a
18:00
Speaker 1: teenager comes, like we were talking about, or well, hold on.
18:02
Speaker 1: The teenager goes to your house to trick or treat.
18:05
Speaker 2: Yeah.
18:05
Speaker 1: Let them.
18:06
Speaker 2: So, We can't even give kids ant traps.
18:11
Speaker 1: I thought this was America.
18:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, wake up, America.
18:13
Speaker 3: Yeah.
18:14
Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Speaking of America, if you're not registered
18:17
Speaker 2: to vote, I think it's too late for that, but
18:18
Speaker 2: make sure to vote.
18:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
18:20
Speaker 2: Because if you weren't going to vote, but you're listening
18:21
Speaker 2: to our podcast, you're probably going to change your mind.
18:23
Speaker 2: So what kind of prank would be okay to do
18:25
Speaker 2: on Halloween to kids? Like, just scaring them? Yeah. Like,
18:29
Speaker 2: popping out of a bush and be like, wah!
18:31
Speaker 1: Yeah. Um, I guess if you wanted to give, Oh,
18:35
Speaker 1: I wonder, you remember when we were kids and this
18:37
Speaker 1: might not be a political correct name anymore, but remember
18:40
Speaker 1: they used to have those Chinese finger traps.
18:42
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
18:42
Speaker 1: I bet you could give that out to kids without
18:44
Speaker 1: getting in trouble. Oh, okay.
18:45
Speaker 3: Yeah.
18:46
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know because it's kind of a toy.
18:47
Speaker 2: I don't know.
18:49
Speaker 1: That's what they were called when I was a kid.
18:50
Speaker 1: They were called Chinese finger traps and you'd put one
18:52
Speaker 1: and then if you try to pull away, they, it
18:54
Speaker 1: got tighter and you couldn't pull your fingers out.
18:55
Speaker 2: That's a stressful game.
18:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the trick was you push them in closer
19:00
Speaker 1: and then take one finger out.
19:01
Speaker 2: Oh, no shit. I broke so many of those growing up.
19:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we just got them from the fair and
19:08
Speaker 1: they were just like pieces of paper. So I'll just
19:09
Speaker 1: rip my hands out. And it's funny because there is
19:12
Speaker 1: like probably some like company making those. And then just
19:16
Speaker 1: for me to like have eight seconds, you know, how
19:19
Speaker 1: many trees were destroyed? It's just I can just rip
19:21
Speaker 1: it apart, you know.
19:22
Speaker 2: One time I took, the first time I went, I
19:25
Speaker 2: took Jackson out, like, just the two of us, we
19:27
Speaker 2: went to OMSI, and I was trying to, like, you know,
19:30
Speaker 2: show off to him, so I let him buy a
19:32
Speaker 2: couple things at the gift shop, which, gift shop OMSI,
19:35
Speaker 2: and OMSI's like a science museum kind of thing here
19:38
Speaker 2: in Oregon, and by the time, we didn't even get to, like,
19:42
Speaker 2: the actual parking lot when we were leaving, he already, like,
19:46
Speaker 2: lost one thing, and the other thing was, like, this, like,
19:50
Speaker 2: gooey slime and that got dropped in the bark dust.
19:54
Speaker 1: It was probably like 17 bucks. You're like, God damn it.
19:57
Speaker 2: Yeah.
19:59
Speaker 1: Here's one that I forgot about. So when I was
20:01
Speaker 1: a kid, I remember trick or treating and people would
20:05
Speaker 1: give little fake tattoos. And then I, I forgot about
20:08
Speaker 1: this until like, couple days ago and i distinctly remember
20:12
Speaker 1: my mom or my aunt i can't remember which one
20:14
Speaker 1: they said oh you can't have that because people put
20:18
Speaker 1: lsd in those and they make kids trip so that
20:24
Speaker 1: never once happened that never happened but it was like
20:27
Speaker 1: a big scare in the 70s that like drug dealers
20:29
Speaker 1: were given free lsd out i guess why would a
20:32
Speaker 1: drug dealer do that it doesn't make any sense And
20:34
Speaker 1: if you're going to do that, I don't know how.
20:36
Speaker 1: I mean, I think LSD is like acid, right? You
20:39
Speaker 1: put it on your tongue or whatever. But to make
20:41
Speaker 1: it like a fake tattoo, like that's a lot of work.
20:44
Speaker 1: That's a lot of work. And then I'm not sure
20:46
Speaker 1: how expensive LSD is. I don't know if it was
20:49
Speaker 1: cheaper or more expensive now than the 70s. But it's
20:52
Speaker 1: just so fucking wild. But they had news. It was
20:54
Speaker 1: on the news saying that. Watch out for that. You know,
20:56
Speaker 1: just like recently they were talking about like fentanyl. Colored
20:59
Speaker 1: fentanyl is going. It was just like two years ago,
21:01
Speaker 1: a year ago on the news. Watch out for fentanyl
21:05
Speaker 1: in your kids' Halloween candies because they're giving colored fentanyl out.
21:09
Speaker 1: Why would somebody– I don't know. It doesn't make any
21:10
Speaker 1: goddamn sense.
21:11
Speaker 2: Remember, like, there was, like– I don't know if this
21:13
Speaker 2: might be an urban legend, but people putting fentanyl on, like,
21:16
Speaker 2: dollar bills and, like, leaving them outside.
21:18
Speaker 1: Yeah.
21:19
Speaker 2: So when that happened, I had, like, a panic. So
21:22
Speaker 2: what we would do– one day we went out to breakfast, like,
21:24
Speaker 2: with a bunch of, like, family members. There were, like,
21:26
Speaker 2: five or six of us. And I went ahead and
21:28
Speaker 2: I dropped like a crumpled up dollar.
21:32
Speaker 3: Oh.
21:32
Speaker 2: I had Jackson see if he was going to pick
21:34
Speaker 2: it up.
21:34
Speaker 1: He picked it up.
21:35
Speaker 2: And I immediately started scolding him and like terrifying him.
21:39
Speaker 1: Do you want to be a drug dealer? That's what
21:40
Speaker 1: you got to do.
21:41
Speaker 2: I was like, if you find a dollar, don't pick
21:44
Speaker 2: it up. Just tell me and I'll give you a dollar.
21:46
Speaker 2: But I'm like, that could backfire because then every day
21:48
Speaker 2: he's like, I found like 50 bucks. I'd be like,
21:51
Speaker 2: thank you for not touching it.
21:53
Speaker 1: You're a really good kid.
21:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.
21:56
Speaker 1: Um. But, yeah, so that's just a few fake ones
21:59
Speaker 1: that I found.
22:00
Speaker 2: We should start one.
22:01
Speaker 1: An urban legend?
22:02
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could just find.
22:05
Speaker 2: Is urban a.
22:07
Speaker 1: Oh, is it? I don't know. I think so. Oh, okay.
22:10
Speaker 2: Anyways, yeah, we should start an urban legend. So, what would...
22:14
Speaker 2: I don't... I think it would make, like, easy, like,
22:18
Speaker 2: origin story if I died, and then people listened to
22:21
Speaker 2: the podcast, and this whole time, all, like, almost 200 episodes, I'm, like,
22:26
Speaker 2: leaving little... quote Easter eggs at each one. Maybe I
22:29
Speaker 2: should start doing that.
22:31
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm trying to think. Okay. So we got to
22:32
Speaker 1: find something that people are afraid of.
22:35
Speaker 2: Hey, if I die, can you continue the podcast and
22:37
Speaker 2: just do my, my part?
22:39
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
22:40
Speaker 2: Like, what do you think Jeff? Oh, like some pointless celebrity, blah, blah, blah.
22:45
Speaker 1: Gay, gay, gay. I feel like we have to like,
22:51
Speaker 1: like something on people. Like, um, gluten maybe. Something with gluten?
22:56
Speaker 2: Gluten.
22:57
Speaker 1: Or corn syrup?
23:01
Speaker 2: Corn syrup.
23:03
Speaker 1: Maybe if... Oh, what if there's certain types of plants
23:08
Speaker 1: that people are planting without people's knowledge in their yard?
23:14
Speaker 1: And then so when they pick up the plant, they
23:17
Speaker 1: get sick and die from it. Oh, shit.
23:19
Speaker 2: What kind of plant?
23:20
Speaker 1: Just like a.
23:21
Speaker 2: Oh, a weed.
23:22
Speaker 3: Oh.
23:22
Speaker 1: So people are going around to other people's houses and throwing...
23:26
Speaker 1: Poisonous weeds. And when they grow and they try to
23:28
Speaker 1: get picked, people are dying.
23:30
Speaker 2: Shit. That's not a bad one.
23:31
Speaker 1: That's not a bad one.
23:32
Speaker 2: Corn syrup. The first thing that came to mind is
23:37
Speaker 2: if you drink or eat or consume so much corn syrup,
23:41
Speaker 2: you'll gain an extra limb.
23:42
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:43
Speaker 2: Like an extra arm or an extra leg. But not...
23:47
Speaker 2: a replacement one just an extra yeah i don't want
23:50
Speaker 2: people that lost their leg to be eating a bunch
23:53
Speaker 2: of corn syrup and then like getting like diabetes because
23:56
Speaker 2: of us.
23:56
Speaker 1: What if so okay so if we're keeping this as
23:59
Speaker 1: a real urban legend they're gonna ask what happens if
24:04
Speaker 1: you already don't have a limb because it's not gonna
24:06
Speaker 1: replace it would it just grow somewhere.
24:08
Speaker 2: Else oh shit it might they're it might be like
24:12
Speaker 2: if you're missing a leg and you drink a bunch
24:13
Speaker 2: of corn syrup it It won't grow another leg. It
24:17
Speaker 2: will grow like an extra arm.
24:19
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that you're calling it it. The corn
24:23
Speaker 1: syrup will grow or the person's body.
24:25
Speaker 2: It's made of primarily corn syrup.
24:29
Speaker 1: I can't lift anything with it or put a shirt on.
24:33
Speaker 1: It's just corn syrup.
24:35
Speaker 2: But that would be a good DC villain. Like corn
24:39
Speaker 2: syrup man.
24:40
Speaker 1: There are some weird DC villains that like. There's one
24:45
Speaker 1: that's like a half a fish, but like which half
24:48
Speaker 1: left or right? There's something to her like his leg
24:51
Speaker 1: is like a like a fish head or so.
24:53
Speaker 2: I can't.
24:53
Speaker 1: There's some weird DC villains and DC heroes like from like,
24:57
Speaker 1: you know, the 60s and 70s and shit.
24:59
Speaker 2: So when I go to restaurants, sometimes I want to
25:01
Speaker 2: know if I get spit in my food because of this.
25:04
Speaker 2: I'll say, like, oh, can I get, like, a Diet
25:06
Speaker 2: Pepsi because I have the ice on the right side. Oh, nice. Like,
25:09
Speaker 2: am I getting spit in the food with that, or
25:11
Speaker 2: is that funny?
25:12
Speaker 1: You know, I've never heard that, and I bet they
25:14
Speaker 1: find it funny because, you know, because people always do
25:17
Speaker 1: the same jokes all the time, but I've never heard that.
25:19
Speaker 1: I think they'd be like, oh, that's a good one.
25:21
Speaker 1: I don't think they'd be mad.
25:22
Speaker 2: They laugh, and I'm like, what the fuck is funny?
25:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just dipping their balls in it every time.
25:28
Speaker 1: You're like, god damn it. So in October 2023, though, Dr.
25:33
Speaker 1: Joel Best was on NPR Morning Edition, and he had data,
25:37
Speaker 1: or data, depending on how you say it, going back
25:40
Speaker 1: to 1958, and he's never found a report of a
25:43
Speaker 1: child hurt or killed from trick-or-treating, from picking up something trick-or-treating.
25:50
Speaker 1: That's not a family member. There's no reports of that.
25:53
Speaker 2: Challenge accepted.
25:56
Speaker 1: But this whole thing has me thinking, right? If, you know,
26:01
Speaker 1: growing up, the parents... This is so fucking weird. I
26:05
Speaker 1: did the same thing with my kids, too. But you
26:07
Speaker 1: remember when you came home, the parents were like, oh,
26:10
Speaker 1: let me check your candy, right? If everybody's so fucking
26:13
Speaker 1: afraid that you're going to die, why do this? Maybe
26:17
Speaker 1: you might get, what, $ 10 worth of candy? Like, it's
26:21
Speaker 1: not worth it. Like, if everybody truly thought there was
26:25
Speaker 1: some crazy shit going on, Don't let him do it.
26:27
Speaker 2: It's not worth a fucking.
26:28
Speaker 1: Kit Kat bar. I don't know. Yeah, it's weird. But
26:32
Speaker 1: I wonder why, no matter, you know, it's still going
26:36
Speaker 1: to happen. This year it's going to happen. Next year
26:38
Speaker 1: there's always going to be these, like, people that are scared.
26:42
Speaker 1: And I don't know why we all believe it so much.
26:45
Speaker 1: Because even though I know there's been nothing going on
26:47
Speaker 1: for over 50 years, it's 68 years since we have
26:52
Speaker 1: data that no kid has died. You know, when I
26:55
Speaker 1: had kids, I was still kind of nervous. but I
26:57
Speaker 1: don't know why it's so, I think it's maybe because like,
26:59
Speaker 1: it's the, the unknown that humans are naturally just scared of.
27:02
Speaker 1: So we don't know like, Oh, it hasn't happened in
27:04
Speaker 1: the last 68 years, but we don't know about 69.
27:06
Speaker 2: I wonder if it like adds to like the spook.
27:11
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe of Halloween.
27:13
Speaker 2: Like, Hey, you might die.
27:15
Speaker 1: Yeah. Um, but I did do some research on the
27:20
Speaker 1: one time a kid did die. Oh, sweet from a real,
27:23
Speaker 1: real shit. So, This took place in 1974. That's also
27:28
Speaker 1: the year Cheap Trick started. Coincidence. So there's a guy
27:33
Speaker 1: named Ronald Clark O'Brien.
27:36
Speaker 2: Is that the one, the kid who died?
27:38
Speaker 1: No, no, no. This is the person who gave him
27:40
Speaker 1: the candy.
27:41
Speaker 2: Oh, so it's like if the kid's name is that,
27:42
Speaker 2: like he probably hung himself. I'm just kidding.
27:47
Speaker 1: So a lot of, you know, he got the nickname
27:49
Speaker 1: the Candyman. He got the nickname the Man Who Killed Halloween.
27:54
Speaker 1: which is a dope fucking nickname. Like that's a cool
27:57
Speaker 1: ass nickname. Uh, but so this guy basically, he had two,
28:02
Speaker 1: he had two kids. He had a daughter and a
28:04
Speaker 1: son and a wife, uh, religious, of course, you know,
28:07
Speaker 1: he would go every Sunday to church, all this stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Uh,
28:11
Speaker 1: he always had various jobs at one point he had, uh,
28:14
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was, it was like, In a
28:17
Speaker 1: two-year span, it was over 25 jobs in two years.
28:21
Speaker 1: Because I remember I did the math. I'm like, that's
28:23
Speaker 1: a lot of fucking jobs.
28:24
Speaker 2: Back in those days, you could just do that shit. 100%.
28:26
Speaker 1: They're like, I don't know. Yeah, just come work in
28:29
Speaker 1: the back, you know? But he had all these different
28:31
Speaker 1: types of jobs, but he was always broke, right? So
28:36
Speaker 1: right before all this happened, he was reaching out to
28:39
Speaker 1: try to figure out how to get cyanide from like
28:41
Speaker 1: his coworkers. I know, but he would say like, Oh,
28:45
Speaker 1: well I got, uh, he had a job where he
28:47
Speaker 1: had to clean like, uh, lenses or something like that.
28:49
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, cyanide is really good for cleaning.
28:52
Speaker 1: And then he went to a store like near his house. And, um,
28:57
Speaker 1: he asked for cyanide and they, the, after this whole
29:00
Speaker 1: thing happened, the cops were checking it out and they go, Oh,
29:03
Speaker 1: someone that matched that description came in a few weeks
29:05
Speaker 1: ago looking for cyanide, but he didn't buy it because
29:07
Speaker 1: we only sell in bulk. they would only sell cyanide
29:10
Speaker 1: and five pound fucking, that seems like a lot of
29:13
Speaker 1: cyanide to buy. The seventies was a wild fucking time.
29:16
Speaker 2: It was, it was cheaper to be a serial killer
29:18
Speaker 2: than a one off person.
29:20
Speaker 1: Yeah. Right. Yeah. Um, but so leading up to Halloween, uh,
29:25
Speaker 1: he took, uh, life insurance policies out on his children. Uh,
29:29
Speaker 1: and then he took out additional $ 20, 000 on each child,
29:32
Speaker 1: like right before Halloween. And, uh, he equaled up to
29:36
Speaker 1: about a hundred thousand dollars.
29:37
Speaker 3: Right.
29:39
Speaker 2: So....
29:41
Speaker 1: So on Halloween, he, uh, took his kids out trick-or-treating
29:45
Speaker 1: for a little bit. And, uh, he, essentially what he
29:49
Speaker 1: did was he had these large pixie stick tubes and
29:52
Speaker 1: he stapled them and he gave one out to his daughter,
29:55
Speaker 1: one to his son, this one kid he knew from
29:58
Speaker 1: church that he just saw trick or treating and then
30:01
Speaker 1: their neighbors kids. So he gave five out. And then, uh,
30:05
Speaker 1: the thing that's really fucking fucked up is after all
30:08
Speaker 1: this happened, like all the other kids, they couldn't figure
30:12
Speaker 1: out how to open it. Cause he stapled it too tight.
30:15
Speaker 1: Otherwise there could have been, again, he did that because
30:17
Speaker 1: he didn't want it to seem like it was targeting
30:19
Speaker 1: for his kids. All the other kids couldn't open it.
30:22
Speaker 3: Right.
30:23
Speaker 1: And, uh, another thing that's really fucked up is his
30:25
Speaker 1: neighbor goes, I remember him telling his son, I think
30:28
Speaker 1: his son was Timothy, which is like a perfect little
30:30
Speaker 1: kid named that. You know what I mean? Like a
30:32
Speaker 1: little Timmy it's fucked up, you know? But the, the
30:35
Speaker 1: neighbor goes, I remember him telling his son to eat
30:38
Speaker 1: the pixie stick cause he fucking knew it was poisoned. Right. So, um,
30:43
Speaker 1: right when the little kid ate it, he got super
30:46
Speaker 1: fucking sick. He started getting like throwing up and everything.
30:48
Speaker 1: And dad's like, Oh, let me get you some Kool-Aid
30:50
Speaker 1: to try to wash it down and everything. Um, But yeah,
30:53
Speaker 1: he was vomiting. He had stomach pains. He started having convulsions.
30:57
Speaker 1: And then some people say he died before he got
30:59
Speaker 1: to the hospital. Some say he died at the hospital.
31:02
Speaker 1: He said for the longest time he was innocent, you know,
31:06
Speaker 1: of course. And then on just a few days after,
31:09
Speaker 1: on November 5th, he was arrested. He was charged with
31:12
Speaker 1: one count of capital murder and four counts of attempted murder.
31:16
Speaker 1: And then on June 3rd, 1975, a jury took less
31:19
Speaker 1: than an hour to find him guilty on all counts.
31:22
Speaker 1: He was sentenced to death, and after his conviction, his
31:27
Speaker 1: wife filed for divorce. I'm like, yeah, well, shouldn't she
31:30
Speaker 1: have done that before? I don't know. It just seems
31:32
Speaker 1: kind of like, I don't know. She was like hedging
31:34
Speaker 1: her bets, like, oh, maybe. Anyways, but he spent about
31:37
Speaker 1: a decade on death row, and they kept doing appeals
31:40
Speaker 1: and appeals, but it never stuck, and then he eventually
31:43
Speaker 1: died March 31st, 1984, and of course, he said shit like,
31:48
Speaker 1: Only God can judge me. I didn't kill anybody. People
31:52
Speaker 1: make mistakes all the time, so I don't hold anybody
31:54
Speaker 1: else accountable, but I didn't do this. And then for
31:57
Speaker 1: his last meal, he got a bunch of really good food,
31:59
Speaker 1: but he didn't eat really any of it, which sucks.
32:01
Speaker 1: He should have just got a pixie stick or something.
32:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just needs a bunch of pixie sticks. Yeah, right?
32:06
Speaker 1: But yeah, fucking crazy. So that is the only for
32:11
Speaker 1: sure thing where a kid died from trick-or-treating, and it's
32:14
Speaker 1: because of the parent. Fuck, that sucks. Yeah, super crazy. Yeah,
32:21
Speaker 1: and I mean, back in like, you know, the 20s
32:22
Speaker 1: and 30s, there was stuff about apples, putting razor blades
32:26
Speaker 1: in apples and stuff. But again, that never, there was
32:28
Speaker 1: no truth on that.
32:29
Speaker 2: Kids don't eat apples, they're fruit.
32:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it'd been 20s and 30s because candy
32:33
Speaker 1: was harder. But that got me on a little side
32:35
Speaker 1: thing to where I was looking up Johnny Appleseed. Yeah. True.
32:38
Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of knew it was true. I
32:41
Speaker 1: didn't realize how true it was, though. He walked about 11,
32:44
Speaker 1: he planted... apples in about 11,000 acres in America. Just
32:50
Speaker 1: walk in, just plant an apple seed. Isn't that crazy?
32:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of dick because like sometimes in neighborhoods
32:55
Speaker 2: when I'm going on walks with my dog, there's like
32:58
Speaker 2: apple trees that are like overdone with apples and then
33:01
Speaker 2: they fall and there's like rotting apples in the sidewalk.
33:05
Speaker 1: On the way to Portland.
33:06
Speaker 2: Fuck that.
33:07
Speaker 1: On the left-hand side, there's a bunch of apple trees,
33:09
Speaker 1: and there's just a shit ton of apples on the ground,
33:11
Speaker 1: all old and stuff.
33:12
Speaker 2: People should be eating those. Are apples nutritious, or nowadays
33:16
Speaker 2: there's a lot of natural sugar?
33:18
Speaker 1: Probably a bunch of corn syrup in there.
33:19
Speaker 2: And then there's an extra leg that grows out of it.
33:23
Speaker 1: I really like red apples. I was looking up this
33:26
Speaker 1: old dish. It's apples and cabbage. Anyways, I got a
33:31
Speaker 1: sidetrack on apples, so I started looking up this old
33:33
Speaker 1: chef who every episode, he would do different things and
33:36
Speaker 1: give you the history of it so then he started
33:38
Speaker 1: doing the history of apples and how it was like
33:40
Speaker 1: a you know a shake shaker is not a quaker thing.
33:43
Speaker 2: And i love when you tell historical facts about things
33:47
Speaker 2: what i don't like is when people tell me so
33:49
Speaker 2: if you if somebody makes a really good dinner they
33:51
Speaker 2: want to share like oh i made this really delicious
33:53
Speaker 2: dinner That's awesome. Unless I ask you a question about
33:57
Speaker 2: the preparation, I don't need a timeline of how you
34:00
Speaker 2: made it. Right. I don't give a fuck. Am I
34:03
Speaker 2: writing it down? Am I writing it down?
34:06
Speaker 1: I'll remember all of that.
34:07
Speaker 2: I'm not going to eat this anyways.
34:10
Speaker 1: Last night, I made Mexican rice, and I've made it,
34:12
Speaker 1: I don't know, if I truly had to put a
34:14
Speaker 1: number on it, 40 times. Yeah. Last night I'm like,
34:17
Speaker 1: did I do it like this? So somebody told me
34:19
Speaker 1: a recipe I wouldn't fucking remember. I can't even remember
34:22
Speaker 1: the thing I make all the time, you know?
34:23
Speaker 2: You make really good, what's that?
34:25
Speaker 1: Butter chicken. Yeah.
34:27
Speaker 2: Oh, I love butter chicken.
34:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, I make really good butter chicken.
34:30
Speaker 2: Butter chicken's a bomb. One time Jeremy made homemade French
34:34
Speaker 2: dip sandwiches.
34:35
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
34:35
Speaker 2: They were so fucking good. We've been together like seven years.
34:39
Speaker 2: I've only had them once.
34:41
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of French dip because I
34:42
Speaker 1: don't like au jus sauce. God bless you. Speaking of Kobe.
34:52
Speaker 1: So today, uh, the new GTA trailer came out for
34:55
Speaker 1: the launch. Right. And I was watching it and I
34:58
Speaker 1: was about to leave for work and it's on my TV.
35:00
Speaker 1: And when it was done, i did the kobe because
35:02
Speaker 1: you know he would like clench his fist when he
35:04
Speaker 1: made a really hard shot right when the trailer was
35:07
Speaker 1: done i did that and i was like what the
35:08
Speaker 1: fuck am i doing like i was that happy that
35:11
Speaker 1: i uh subconsciously oh man i cannot fucking wait for
35:13
Speaker 1: gta this.
35:14
Speaker 2: Is a true story but when jackson was younger he
35:17
Speaker 2: would say like things like makeup i don't know if
35:20
Speaker 2: he heard it online or just like made it up
35:22
Speaker 2: or something but he like really believed it he was
35:24
Speaker 2: like This is only funny because it's so awful. But
35:28
Speaker 2: he would say, do you know what the last thing
35:31
Speaker 2: that Kobe Bryant's daughter said to her was? Daddy, are
35:33
Speaker 2: we going to die?
35:34
Speaker 1: It's fucked up.
35:36
Speaker 2: It's fucked up. I'm not making fun of them. But
35:40
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is Jackson believed this. And we were like, hey.
35:44
Speaker 2: And it really hurt him when Kobe Bryant died. And
35:47
Speaker 2: I was like. how would they know?
35:49
Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
35:50
Speaker 2: And like possibly that was the last thing they said.
35:52
Speaker 2: So like, that's heartbreaking. So like, why are you sharing
35:55
Speaker 2: this with me?
35:55
Speaker 1: But it's crazy too, because we were just talking about
35:57
Speaker 1: it recently about, uh, about the internet and how things
36:00
Speaker 1: just start. And it's, I guess it's like urban legends.
36:02
Speaker 2: Yeah. This is urban legend.
36:03
Speaker 3: Yeah.
36:04
Speaker 1: Because that Simon Cowell guy, he's just getting raped through
36:06
Speaker 1: because all the surgery he has. Yeah. The funniest picture goes, man,
36:11
Speaker 1: he looks a lot younger in 2003 than he does now.
36:15
Speaker 2: This is true yeah but we were just talking.
36:18
Speaker 1: About that like he probably heard that like playing fortnite
36:20
Speaker 1: or something you know but yeah like it started somewhere
36:23
Speaker 1: and then i guarantee he's not the only one that
36:26
Speaker 1: said it you know there's kids everywhere saying it's just
36:28
Speaker 1: fucking nuts yeah.
36:29
Speaker 2: So i spread a lot of rumors because i state
36:31
Speaker 2: things as facts even though like i might have made
36:33
Speaker 2: it up or dreamt it so is that that could
36:36
Speaker 2: be starting but i.
36:37
Speaker 1: Always feel like you go or i could have dreamt
36:39
Speaker 1: this Yeah. Yeah.
36:41
Speaker 2: So there's always that disclaimer. Was that your urban legend
36:44
Speaker 2: that you want to talk about?
36:45
Speaker 3: Yeah.
36:46
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
36:46
Speaker 2: You were like super prepared. I also loved your segue.
36:50
Speaker 2: Like it was very effortless. Um, so mine's not going
36:53
Speaker 2: to be as good. Um, but the one I want
36:55
Speaker 2: to talk about, and we talked about this before, I
36:57
Speaker 2: know what episode we were talking about urban legends.
36:59
Speaker 1: I think we've, as we're talking and we did, I
37:01
Speaker 1: think we had an episode about urban legends. Oh my God.
37:05
Speaker 1: I don't know.
37:06
Speaker 2: Oh, so is a bloody Mary, uh, Oh, sure. So
37:08
Speaker 2: that was the one, because that one was the one
37:10
Speaker 2: that traumatized me the most growing up.
37:12
Speaker 1: It was scary shit, yeah.
37:13
Speaker 2: And my sister would lock me in the bathroom, make
37:16
Speaker 2: me stand, and this is the thing, she, like, paid
37:18
Speaker 2: attention to details that made it seem more authentic, like
37:21
Speaker 2: a wet towel on the ground, and I would have
37:24
Speaker 2: to say Bloody Mary, but I don't, I never saw anything,
37:26
Speaker 2: because I think that this one might have started more, like,
37:29
Speaker 2: as a misogynistic thing, because one of the origins that
37:32
Speaker 2: I was reading about is you summon Bloody Mary, and
37:35
Speaker 2: you see an image of your future husband so that's
37:39
Speaker 2: saying that the one a girl or a young woman
37:42
Speaker 2: was doing this and if you saw an image of
37:45
Speaker 2: the grim reaper that meant that you die before you
37:48
Speaker 2: get married oh i see yeah yeah oh.
37:50
Speaker 1: I never heard that i heard that like she would
37:52
Speaker 1: just like like look at you i guess that's still
37:55
Speaker 1: scary enough to her i was like i'm not fucking
37:57
Speaker 1: with that.
37:58
Speaker 2: Um so in other lore there's you have to chant
38:01
Speaker 2: her name 47 times for her to appear i'm like
38:04
Speaker 2: fuck i would lose count yeah for.
38:07
Speaker 1: Sure you'd like some water halfway through.
38:09
Speaker 2: Yeah i might have my mouth is dry um okay
38:13
Speaker 2: so in other ones so the other origins of who
38:16
Speaker 2: she is is queen mary the first.
38:19
Speaker 1: I was gonna say isn't it based off okay perfect
38:21
Speaker 1: yeah You.
38:23
Speaker 2: Heard about that? Yeah. Who was Queen Mary then?
38:26
Speaker 1: Well, I'm pretty sure she was like this horrible and
38:29
Speaker 1: she thought, you know, like virgin blood and everything would
38:32
Speaker 1: keep her young. And so she would like drink and
38:33
Speaker 1: kill blood or kill people for their blood and stuff
38:36
Speaker 1: like that. And then I think she was like a
38:37
Speaker 1: sexual deviant too and like do crazy shit.
38:40
Speaker 2: So the one thing I found out, so I found out,
38:43
Speaker 2: so there's another, so I think some of them merge
38:46
Speaker 2: a little bit.
38:46
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah.
38:47
Speaker 2: So Queen Mary, yeah, she's a horrible person and I
38:50
Speaker 2: guess she, In the name of Catholicism would kill Protestants
38:55
Speaker 2: and like ordered like hundreds of them to be murdered
38:58
Speaker 2: to try to like bring back Catholicism, the Catholic. And
39:01
Speaker 2: then the other one was more of like a witchy
39:05
Speaker 2: colonial era forest witch healer who would murder children and
39:12
Speaker 2: use their blood to regain her youth. Oh, weird. Which
39:15
Speaker 2: like kind of broke my heart a little bit because
39:17
Speaker 2: she's in isolation. Isol is whatever word that is. And
39:21
Speaker 2: she still cared about youth appearance.
39:24
Speaker 1: I think nowadays, instead of saying Bloody Mary, would say
39:27
Speaker 1: like simon cowell simon.
39:28
Speaker 2: Simon cowell he like says something hurtful about there was what.
39:33
Speaker 3: You're never gonna get married there was this beautiful like
39:36
Speaker 3: singer songwriter on america's got talent and she had just
39:41
Speaker 3: such a beautiful look her i forget her name is
39:43
Speaker 3: something bird or something and um did this original song
39:47
Speaker 3: she was terminally ill And Simon Cowell did the gold
39:50
Speaker 3: buzzer thing.
39:51
Speaker 2: And it just, like, makes me... Every time I watch it,
39:54
Speaker 2: it's a beautiful song. Every time I watch it, I cry. Not, like,
39:57
Speaker 2: a stupid idiot cry, because I didn't know this bitch. But, anyways... Not, like,
40:03
Speaker 2: a stupid idiot cry. You know, like, I've seen it before.
40:06
Speaker 2: It's fine.
40:07
Speaker 1: Okay.
40:08
Speaker 2: So, that was my... Pretty much it. Like, I did
40:11
Speaker 2: very minimal research on Bloody Mary, because I'm, like, super...
40:14
Speaker 2: Next week episode, you guys, has been my focus this week.
40:17
Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah.
40:18
Speaker 2: So you guys need to listen to that. And a
40:20
Speaker 2: little birdie says it might be about a bird.
40:23
Speaker 3: Oh.
40:23
Speaker 2: Oh, a little Easter egg.
40:27
Speaker 1: Did you know, this reminded me, do you know about
40:29
Speaker 1: Vlad the Impaler?
40:30
Speaker 2: No.
40:30
Speaker 1: Who kind of, they based the vampire, or you know,
40:33
Speaker 1: Dracula kind of off Vlad the Impaler.
40:35
Speaker 2: Oh.
40:35
Speaker 1: True story.
40:38
Speaker 2: Man, maybe.
40:40
Speaker 1: So essentially what he was like, This warlord. And then
40:43
Speaker 1: what he would do is he would put, you know,
40:46
Speaker 1: thousands of dead people on spikes and have them before
40:50
Speaker 1: the battle. So when the other, you know, the enemy
40:53
Speaker 1: would come up, they said that a lot of people
40:55
Speaker 1: lost their minds because there was like thousands of dead
40:58
Speaker 1: people on these spikes and shit. And he would like
41:00
Speaker 1: drink blood to like scare him and everything like that.
41:02
Speaker 1: So and it's a true story, which is fucking crazy.
41:05
Speaker 2: Who were the dead bodies?
41:06
Speaker 1: People that they murdered in like previous battles or slaves
41:10
Speaker 1: and shit like that.
41:11
Speaker 3: Yeah.
41:11
Speaker 2: Fuck.
41:12
Speaker 3: Yeah.
41:12
Speaker 1: And the crazy thing is because his dad gave him
41:16
Speaker 1: up to their enemy as like kind of like a
41:19
Speaker 1: peace offering type thing. So he learned how to fight
41:22
Speaker 1: through them. And then when he got older, he went
41:25
Speaker 1: back on the side and, like, attacked. It's fucking crazy.
41:27
Speaker 1: But Vlad the Impaler, it's a crazy story. Yeah.
41:29
Speaker 2: I would be, like, really uncomfortable. Like, this shows how
41:33
Speaker 2: the times have changed. Because, like, we do some fucked
41:36
Speaker 2: up shit, like genocide and, like, threats of nuclear war. Right. But, like,
41:41
Speaker 2: that would be really fucked up.
41:43
Speaker 1: Yeah. And people are looking for his grave because it's
41:45
Speaker 1: somewhere in Romania. And I'm like, let's just, you know,
41:47
Speaker 1: we don't need that. Leave that alone. we have enough
41:49
Speaker 1: going on. I don't believe in, you know, God or
41:52
Speaker 1: any ghosts. I don't believe in any of that shit,
41:54
Speaker 1: but let's not tempt it. You know, I think I'm
41:56
Speaker 1: not into it.
41:57
Speaker 2: That's a terrifying thing. And I really discussed and also
42:00
Speaker 2: probably transmitted a lot of diseases.
42:02
Speaker 1: Oh, for sure. So that's a crazy thing. Cause you're
42:04
Speaker 1: talking about like nuclear war is like before, you know,
42:08
Speaker 1: when it came to war, it would take like months
42:10
Speaker 1: and years to like kill a hundred thousand people or,
42:12
Speaker 1: you know, or whatever, you know, in 19, you know,
42:15
Speaker 1: four in the forties, it's instant. That's fucking crazy. It
42:19
Speaker 1: no longer took... Anyways.
42:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, all these, like, serial killers and stuff, they had to, like, really, like,
42:24
Speaker 2: work on a micro level. Yeah. It's like the guy
42:27
Speaker 2: who you were talking about that, like, poisoned his son
42:29
Speaker 2: or whatever, like, and the, you know, pixie thing. If
42:32
Speaker 2: he had nuclear weapons.
42:36
Speaker 1: Yeah.
42:36
Speaker 2: Probably.
42:37
Speaker 1: Yeah. Would he buy them? Or he'd probably get a
42:39
Speaker 1: sold one, I guess.
42:41
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what I was trying
42:42
Speaker 2: to say.
42:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kept... He was broke as shit, and so
42:44
Speaker 1: he just needed money. But, like, how broke are you? Like, just...
42:47
Speaker 1: I don't know.
42:48
Speaker 2: All these billionaires have like underground bunkers, by the way,
42:51
Speaker 2: for the nuclear Holocaust. I don't want to live through that.
42:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like. OK, what about zombies? Zombies came.
42:58
Speaker 1: Would you try to fight or just like I'm good now?
43:00
Speaker 1: I think I would just become an early zombie.
43:03
Speaker 2: You become a zombie like right at the beginning.
43:05
Speaker 1: So then I would be like a king zombie by
43:07
Speaker 1: the time everybody zombified.
43:08
Speaker 2: I would probably layer a bunch of clothes on my
43:11
Speaker 2: body before I got bitten. Cause like they always like
43:14
Speaker 2: eventually after like a year or so, like your clothes
43:16
Speaker 2: have like fallen off and I really don't want to
43:19
Speaker 2: be like walking around naked. Cause like, cause if there
43:25
Speaker 2: are some survivors that know me and I also don't, or,
43:28
Speaker 2: or if it like, or even if they don't know
43:30
Speaker 2: me that I don't want to be like, Oh, there's
43:31
Speaker 2: like a female zombie. Like, and I'm like, no, it's
43:35
Speaker 2: my penis.
43:35
Speaker 1: So do you remember that TV show? Uh, the deadliest warrior.
43:40
Speaker 1: It was on, uh, spike TV. They would have like, uh,
43:45
Speaker 1: a pirate verse, like a night and they would like
43:47
Speaker 1: get their weapons and everything and stuff like, and they
43:49
Speaker 1: would have like, uh, an Apache warrior verse, like a
43:52
Speaker 1: African fight, you know, from, you know, anyways, their very
43:56
Speaker 1: last episode ever. It was the dumbest fucking shit ever.
43:59
Speaker 1: Cause I've been watching so much about Chris Angel recently.
44:01
Speaker 2: Cause it's just the worst.
44:02
Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm watching all this other dumb shit. They had
44:07
Speaker 1: zombies versus a vampire. And they were trying to figure
44:12
Speaker 1: out who would win in a fight. Well, their tests
44:15
Speaker 1: say vampire would. But then they were doing all this stuff.
44:18
Speaker 1: They go, well, we all know zombies. They have great endurance.
44:21
Speaker 1: Their endurance. And they would get like... someone who runs
44:24
Speaker 1: for a living and they'd be like, a zombie can
44:25
Speaker 1: run like this, but it was so fucking dumb. Okay.
44:28
Speaker 2: I need to watch that though, because, okay. So pretty
44:31
Speaker 2: much the main like power that vampires have is like
44:34
Speaker 2: suck your blood, but zombie blood is not, is not
44:38
Speaker 2: the same, right?
44:39
Speaker 1: Like, well, they gave it to, uh, Dracula or they
44:42
Speaker 1: gave it to vampires mainly because since they can live
44:45
Speaker 1: for hundreds of years or maybe thousands of years that
44:48
Speaker 1: they are, they have, they're intelligent and zombies are just
44:51
Speaker 1: kind of like mindless creatures and, So they figured the
44:54
Speaker 1: vampires would like create a plan, I guess.
44:56
Speaker 2: But zombies are like there's no they don't give a
44:59
Speaker 2: fuck about winning because they're zombies.
45:01
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, that's if there was a zombie based on
45:03
Speaker 1: all this stuff we have. I feel like it wouldn't
45:05
Speaker 1: really be an issue because if they don't protect themselves
45:08
Speaker 1: because they're just like clawing at doors until their hands
45:11
Speaker 1: come off. So if you think about that, he is
45:15
Speaker 1: going to kill most of them. I mean, you know,
45:16
Speaker 1: after a couple of days of no water, they're just
45:18
Speaker 1: going to like dehydrate. Then you have natural animals like
45:21
Speaker 1: dogs and stuff are going to take a bunch out. Yeah,
45:24
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't think zombies would even
45:26
Speaker 1: be that big of a deal.
45:27
Speaker 2: But to answer your question, I would live during a
45:30
Speaker 2: zombie apocalypse because I don't want to be a naked zombie. Yes.
45:33
Speaker 2: And I don't want... I would just get a houseboat.
45:36
Speaker 2: But what about the zombie fish?
45:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that... I mean, maybe, but I
45:41
Speaker 1: don't think a zombie is going to be like, we
45:42
Speaker 1: got to go to the Pacific.
45:45
Speaker 2: If I have... like bad knees as a human do
45:48
Speaker 2: am i gonna have bad knees as a zombie yeah.
45:51
Speaker 1: Maybe not maybe your legs will just fall off and
45:54
Speaker 1: then you can just crawl.
45:55
Speaker 2: Around just like naked my clothes will fall off so
45:59
Speaker 2: much easier naked.
46:00
Speaker 1: I don't want to be crawling around just like when you're.
46:03
Speaker 3: Ass people see me like my ex-husband sees me and
46:06
Speaker 3: he's like shit like you really went downhill bro Like,
46:12
Speaker 3: it's like.
46:12
Speaker 1: It's day one of zombie and you're this fucked up.
46:15
Speaker 3: Yeah.
46:15
Speaker 2: Like, fuck. Like, I don't want, like, I don't want,
46:19
Speaker 2: I don't want like my old, like teachers to see
46:21
Speaker 2: me like that.
46:22
Speaker 1: Right.
46:22
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't want that to happen.
46:25
Speaker 1: And something just happened.
46:27
Speaker 2: Jeremy finds me all fucked up, naked zombie half thing.
46:30
Speaker 2: And he's like, I still love, like, I didn't ask
46:32
Speaker 2: Jeremy when I get home tonight. I'd be like, Hey,
46:34
Speaker 2: if I had no legs and I was like a
46:36
Speaker 2: zombie and I was like naked crawling on the ground,
46:38
Speaker 2: like you'd hit that.
46:39
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, just naked. Hit.
46:45
Speaker 2: Okay, that's all I got. Like, that's a very... Oh, F.
46:48
Speaker 2: Mary Kill, because we talked about Halloween. It's, like, Halloween season.
46:50
Speaker 1: Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.
46:52
Speaker 2: Halloween, Christmas, 4th of July. I would kill 4th of July. Oh,
46:57
Speaker 2: because of, like, the invasion thing.
47:01
Speaker 1: I'm just... I mean, 4th of July's fine.
47:03
Speaker 2: You don't like loud things?
47:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a huge fan. I do, like... Oh,
47:08
Speaker 1: I'm digging all the.
47:10
Speaker 1: Fucking drones now. Those are sick. Those are real cool.
47:13
Speaker 2: We need to do that because drones do not scare animals.
47:16
Speaker 1: And I don't know where I was at. It's so good.
47:24
Speaker 1: But I saw a bunch of drones recently in the
47:26
Speaker 1: sky and I was like, that's incredible. But I was
47:29
Speaker 1: driving and I couldn't really look at them. So yeah,
47:31
Speaker 1: I would kill 4th of July. I would fuck Halloween
47:37
Speaker 1: and I'd marry Christmas. Hands down.
47:39
Speaker 2: I think those are the right answer.
47:42
Speaker 1: Because Christmas is my favorite holiday. Maybe Thanksgiving. It's Christmas
47:50
Speaker 1: or Thanksgiving. Probably Christmas, but Thanksgiving is right up there too.
47:54
Speaker 2: I've been having dreams a lot lately where I, and
47:56
Speaker 2: then I wake up from them and then like time
47:58
Speaker 2: pass and I like really feel like that dream happened
48:01
Speaker 2: and was a reality. I'm like, last night I dreamt
48:04
Speaker 2: about that I went and applied and got a job
48:06
Speaker 2: at Arby's.
48:07
Speaker 1: Nice, nice.
48:08
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I could do that. Oh, for sure.
48:11
Speaker 1: They probably wouldn't hire you because you're overqualified, which annoys
48:16
Speaker 1: the shit out of me. I'm overqualified. So I woke
48:19
Speaker 1: up a couple nights ago, and this is the first
48:21
Speaker 1: thought I had. You know that first thought I had
48:23
Speaker 1: in my head? First thought I had in my head.
48:25
Speaker 1: You know that song by Bruno Mars? I would catch
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Speaker 1: a grenade for you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: First thing I thought of right when I woke up is,
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Speaker 1: I would eat a grenade for you. Bruno, nobody's asking
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Speaker 1: you to eat grenades. Why the fuck do you keep
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Speaker 1: doing this? And I thought it was so funny. I
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Speaker 1: would eat a grenade for you. Stop. Nobody wants you
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Speaker 1: to eat a grenade, Bruno. That's not romantic at all.
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Speaker 2: Wait, what's the actual lyric?
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Speaker 1: I will catch a grenade for you.
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that. Well. I would probably fuck it up, too,
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Speaker 2: and then blow us both up.
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Speaker 1: Grenade has a pretty big. range of like destruction so
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Speaker 1: i mean if you and another person were close enough
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Speaker 1: to where you think it's going to injure one of
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Speaker 1: you they're not going to be able to get away
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Speaker 1: in time so i think your best bet is in
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Speaker 1: the air to turn and run instead of trying to.
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Speaker 2: Catch it it should be like i would kick a
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Speaker 2: grenade for you I would kick it as it's coming
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Speaker 2: to us.
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Speaker 1: But it really hurt your foot.
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Speaker 2: What's the other lyric? I would lay down on a train.
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Speaker 2: What's the lyrics to that song? Why is it so
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Speaker 2: fucking violent?
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Speaker 1: What's it called?
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Speaker 2: Grenade, I assume.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
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Speaker 2: Bruno Mars is so fucking beautiful.
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Speaker 1: Bruno is so fucking sick. Yeah, I love it.
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Speaker 2: You call him just Bruno?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes I just call him B.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he is definitely, I mean.
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Speaker 1: When we hang out, sometimes I'll just call him Brr, B-R,
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Speaker 1: like Brr.
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Speaker 2: Black, black, black and blue, beat me till I'm numb.
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Speaker 2: Tell the devil I said hey when you get back
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Speaker 2: to where you're from. What the fuck?
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Speaker 1: That's a grenade?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll catch a grenade for you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Throw my hand on a blade for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: I don't think he's saying it like I would.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I'd jump in front of a train for ya. Not you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: You know I'd do... This is fucking crazy. Yes, I
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Speaker 2: would die for you, baby. Fucking shit.
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Speaker 1: None of those are saving the other person. So, if anything,
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Speaker 1: that's just very toxic fucking behavior. Like, now you're making
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Speaker 1: them feel bad? Like, ooh.
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Speaker 2: If my body was on fire, no, oh.
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Speaker 1: You'd catch.
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Speaker 2: You'd watch me burn down in flames. No. You said
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Speaker 2: you loved me. You're a liar. Jesus Christ.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is toxic. Could you imagine if they say
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Speaker 1: that on your very first date?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You're just like, all right, Bruno, uh... it's been, how
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Speaker 1: about we split the bill? I like, I'm good.
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Speaker 2: I would be like, as I go on a first
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Speaker 2: date with Jeremy, I'm like, I would slit my fucking
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Speaker 2: throat for you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Right. Jesus Christ. I would, uh, rip out my eyeballs.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't need that. I just, you seem cool online.
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Speaker 1: I don't need any of my fingernails.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Or maybe it's romantic. Maybe like Jeremy and I's, uh,
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Speaker 2: anniversaries coming up on the 26th of October.
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Speaker 1: Take your, take your skin off. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I was going to rip my skin. Who was that
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Speaker 2: artist that like ripped off his ear and gave it
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Speaker 2: to his girlfriend?
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Speaker 1: Van Gogh.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. It was just like, fuck yeah.
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Speaker 1: Jesus. Yeah. That's crazy.
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Speaker 2: I should, I could do something with like my belly
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Speaker 2: button Lent. Like I would do that for something.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like I would do a lot of things. I would like,
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Speaker 2: run to the store at 10 a.m., 10 p.m. Like,
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Speaker 2: I would do that for you. There you go. Not
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Speaker 2: after midnight. After midnight, you don't need to be snacking.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, I was thinking about this. Really,
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Speaker 1: after midnight, there's nothing good going on out there.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: Just stay at home, you know? Unless you're drinking.
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Speaker 2: I don't know who told me this. I'm assuming an
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Speaker 2: older woman. But there's only two things open after midnight.
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Speaker 2: Gas stations and legs. Like, I.
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Speaker 1: Nice.
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Speaker 2: Like, that's where I'm at in my life is I'm
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Speaker 2: just so fucking old. Okay, so plugs. Listen to the paper.
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Speaker 2: How amazing that sounds. So much fucking paper. I don't
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Speaker 2: know why I use paper.
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Speaker 1: You printed so much, too. I noticed that as we
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Speaker 1: were talking.
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Speaker 2: I hate double-sided stuff.
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Speaker 1: I do, too.
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Speaker 2: What's the news story next week? It's long.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that makes sense.
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Speaker 2: Okay. So, listener, in our show notes, or not show notes,
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Speaker 2: what's it called? Like, bios on our Instagram or Facebook,
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Speaker 2: there's links to the Polar Plunge for Special Olympics. So
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Speaker 2: if you want to be a part of that or, like,
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Speaker 2: support us, We're going to be doing a 5K and
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Speaker 2: jumping into cold water for some reason. And then follow
52:43
Speaker 2: GusGus on Instagram at GusGus underscore the dog.
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Speaker 1: And if you've been messaging Lauren Ash, she finally responded.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she did.
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Speaker 1: So you don't need to bother her anymore.
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Speaker 2: She responded technically, but she was like, listen.
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Speaker 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Speaker 2: Look on her social media because it's on there. So
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Speaker 2: we love Lauren Ash and we are going to be reporting... Well, actually,
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Speaker 2: by the time this episode airs, we've already gone to
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Speaker 2: the concert. So then two weeks from today, when this
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Speaker 2: gets released, not when we record it, then we'll be
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Speaker 2: releasing an episode where we go to the Lauren Ash concert.
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Speaker 2: So mark your calendars for that day. On November 10th,
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Speaker 2: we're going to have our Lauren Ash concert with you. Oh,
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Speaker 2: that was a fun concert. It was so, so.
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Speaker 1: It was so dope.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Until next time, I'm Jeff.
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Speaker 1: I'm Andy Mars and I would rip my head off
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Speaker 1: for you. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I would chop my tongue off and shove it in
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Speaker 2: your vagina. Oh, wow. That's like what? Oh, sidebar really quick.
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Speaker 2: Do you know what?
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Speaker 1: I heard this today.
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Speaker 2: Do you know what a tramp stamp is called now?
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Speaker 2: Like what Gen Z's calls tramp. So tramp stamps is
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Speaker 2: like a tattoo over your ass and it's called a
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Speaker 2: tramp stamp.
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Speaker 1: Back tap.
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Speaker 2: Back tap. Cake topper.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I can see that. Yeah, that's good. That's a
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Speaker 1: good one.
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Speaker 2: All right. I'm Jeff, and I think I already said that,
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Speaker 2: but see you next Tuesday. Toadaloo!
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Speaker 1: And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
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