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DLHS Hour 2 | Incompetence or Vandalism of Reflection Pool · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the day. He will show you a twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six edition in case you're going to be in
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  Speaker 1: Salt Lake City. I will be there that Friday and Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: so come check me out to be taking up at wise. Guys,
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  Speaker 1: do you think that the ducks are landing in the
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  Speaker 1: pool and dying?
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  Speaker 2: Right right?
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  Speaker 3: I was wondering this box cutters and whatnot that has
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  Speaker 3: been used by these vandals. Who who's killing the dogs?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: These ducks, these ducks feel safe for landing on the
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  Speaker 1: eggs on Valdis than than than Oh heck yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: end of the reflection pool.
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  Speaker 5: Because they trying to clean up, so they pouring all
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  Speaker 5: kinds of paroxis everything in there, trying to get to
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  Speaker 5: Algy out of it. And now you're killing a wildlife.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's vandals and we had we can prove it. No,
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  Speaker 1: you there have been more people that have been indicted
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  Speaker 1: for touching a pool than touching the children. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even think of good lives because he knows that
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  Speaker 1: his people will believe them. He didn't even know. He's
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  Speaker 1: not even creative life.
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  Speaker 5: He didn't even bring up that he drove his motorcade
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  Speaker 5: on the pool before they put water back in after
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  Speaker 5: they painted it, and he drove his whole all them
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  Speaker 5: cat them escalades and everything, just drove it.
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  Speaker 1: And they're super heavy because of all of the bulletproof
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  Speaker 1: in and.
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  Speaker 5: All of that.
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  Speaker 1: So he's an idiot, he really is.
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: You know what if white people ever thought they were superior?
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  Speaker 1: This in that Yeah, this, he single handedly has destroyed
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  Speaker 1: white the I knowtion of white supremacy. Him and Peach.
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  Speaker 1: How can you win a war where you can't even
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  Speaker 1: win a war with Iran? You can't even win win
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  Speaker 1: an award with algae?
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  Speaker 6: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: A one cell organism is whooping your hands?
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  Speaker 1: Thank god it isn't an amba like a skip showing
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  Speaker 1: off his science. One cell organism? Look, look at he
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  Speaker 1: didn't waste this divinity school, did he?
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  Speaker 3: He went.
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  Speaker 1: Was university?
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  Speaker 4: Use it?
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  Speaker 5: Ye went to three universes. You think I should learn something?
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  Speaker 4: Damnit?
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  Speaker 5: Right? Right?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 1: So algae is a photosynthesis, isn't that it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That's how they reuse yea. And apparently apparently the wrong
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  Speaker 1: thing to do, And I didn't know this was to
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  Speaker 1: try to use peroxide because peroxide is I forgot what
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  Speaker 1: they call it. It is a whatever it's the opposite
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  Speaker 1: thing that's supposed to be. It got the paint whatever
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  Speaker 1: it's it's.
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  Speaker 5: And then dark, the dark bottom, the darker the bottom
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  Speaker 5: of the warmth of the water which made it dark bottle.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell somebody, I may not be an expert aside,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm a pretty uh renowned expert on dark bottoms,
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  Speaker 1: and I can tell you, Oh my god, I tell
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  Speaker 1: you this. I may know nothing about single cell organisms
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  Speaker 1: and the meebs, but I know a lot about dark
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  Speaker 1: bottles and I can't tell you Wow. I think, uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's just indicative. And the truth of the
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  Speaker 1: thing is that no one in his cabinet can help
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  Speaker 1: him because he fired all the smart people because he
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do the smartest look at it. What is more,
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  Speaker 1: what is more likely vandals actually did it? Or this
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  Speaker 1: is more of the ranking confidence he's exhibits for a
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  Speaker 1: dude that wants to stay president. He doesn't want to
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  Speaker 1: do this. Yeah, of course not never So do you
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  Speaker 1: think the flection pool the flection pool have an algae
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  Speaker 1: and the pink peeling at the bottom. Do you think
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  Speaker 1: it was incompetence or vandalism?
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  Speaker 3: Skip?
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  Speaker 5: Come on, man, everything he touches in competence. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so tell me more about single seliment, I Q.
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  Speaker 5: Then who's running our country right now? I'll tell you
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  Speaker 5: that right now. But that's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: And polymers and you know, photosensitives and all that type.
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  Speaker 1: You know, do you know that there are a few
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  Speaker 1: substances that are so pungent. So if you take a
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  Speaker 1: bell pepper, right slice of bell pepper, and you put
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  Speaker 1: it in the pool before I think about in a
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  Speaker 1: few three to five days, you'll be able to taste
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  Speaker 1: the bell pepper in a pool. Oh wow, I'll try that.
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  Speaker 1: Another thing that's like that is saft fron. One drop
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  Speaker 1: of saf.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, that I know.
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  Speaker 7: That's why it's so expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, one drop of saffron you could taste. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: how that's all. So I don't know why I know that.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, what does that have to do
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  Speaker 3: with this pool?
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  Speaker 1: But Skip said, you know how many people you'd have
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  Speaker 1: to bring to to they'd have to bring a whole
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  Speaker 1: bunch of one. I was making the point. They are
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  Speaker 1: substances they and even even they would need probably five
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  Speaker 1: or six thousand bell peppers.
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  Speaker 3: I just it's a bad thing when they say you
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  Speaker 3: could even see the algae from space at a time,
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  Speaker 3: that's how big it is.
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  Speaker 1: At a time we're fighting an intellectual power. We can't
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  Speaker 1: even clean our pool. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: They need the chlorophylled tablets scrubbing bubbles, right, mister clean,
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  Speaker 7: use the purple kind.
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  Speaker 1: Because what about Ajax? Yeah you leave Ajax in itself
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  Speaker 1: like it was seasoning. Yes, I still don't yeah comment, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you asked me, Sandy, But.
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  Speaker 5: Think about it around get your.
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  Speaker 1: Military is and Iran and then the rest of them
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  Speaker 1: is around the reflection pool.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Does anybody yep? If you hadn't kicked out of Mexicans either,
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  Speaker 1: had the pool problem solved?
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  Speaker 4: No matter?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you didn't kicked out all the pool people
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  Speaker 1: and lines keepers, and we gave us this man. And
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  Speaker 1: the biggest story should be that it was a no
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  Speaker 1: big contract that he did this everything else and his
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  Speaker 1: friend with his Beijing, a white dude with Beijing and
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  Speaker 1: a goofy. It looks like a prop cigar.
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  Speaker 6: Have you seen.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it looks like here Marvel's super villain.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what but the d goofy kind of super DC supervillain,
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  Speaker 1: one of them old schools.
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  Speaker 7: You do you.
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  Speaker 1: Think the pool, reflectioning pool is ruined by a rank
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  Speaker 1: incompetence of Was it in fact vandalism? We're gonna write
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  Speaker 1: to the folks.
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  Speaker 4: It was in confidence. That's obvious.
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  Speaker 6: Who's gonna put fertilizer in a pond to create algae?
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  Speaker 4: And if they knew what they were doing, they should
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  Speaker 4: have used a different chemical altogether, comper sulfate that would
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  Speaker 4: have presented algae from forming at it.
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  Speaker 6: But they ain't.
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  Speaker 4: Not that's in confidence.
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  Speaker 9: I think it is incompetency. It's just as fake as
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  Speaker 9: those attempts on his life. You just gotta find somebody
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  Speaker 9: to put all his mess ups on. Ain't nobody did
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  Speaker 9: nothing to that pool? What happened to it should have
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  Speaker 9: happened to it, because you shouldn't have never put it
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  Speaker 9: out there anyway, He lyed, look like he lying about
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  Speaker 9: everything else.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was rendalism, the vandalism those Yes, they got
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  Speaker 4: that thirteen or twelve million dollar contract. That's the only
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  Speaker 4: rendalism that's going on with this situation. Yep, that's it.
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  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody. Ain't nobody messing with that us incrementalized in
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  Speaker 4: the reflecting pool as much cameras as they have around it,
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  Speaker 4: they'd have it on tape and when they'd have been
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  Speaker 4: quit it out.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I think this country needs to come to the
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  Speaker 8: grips that our leader is delusional and incompetent, and that
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  Speaker 8: everybody needs to stand together and unite to get his
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  Speaker 8: butt out of office, because everyone's eyes is on United
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  Speaker 8: States and they're looking at us like we're.
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  Speaker 3: In the road.
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  Speaker 10: Wrong with us.
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  Speaker 8: We got this pool in the office making all these decisions.
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  Speaker 8: Try to keeple in jail for just touching the water
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  Speaker 8: and the fool that he co opted. We just got
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  Speaker 8: to start uniting and getting together and boating. We have
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  Speaker 8: to get out.
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  Speaker 5: And both my thoughts is it was dei.
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  Speaker 3: It was a dei.
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  Speaker 1: Those guys were not qualified to clean and paint and
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  Speaker 1: we feel that food and no big contracts.
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  Speaker 10: They were not qualified.
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  Speaker 5: And it shows you one of his friends who didn't
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  Speaker 5: know what they were doing.
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  Speaker 10: And now look look at the results.
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  Speaker 1: So do you think the pool it was ruined by
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  Speaker 1: uh ranking confidence or was it by uh you know,
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  Speaker 1: in fact, vandalists. We're going to the phones.
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't incompetence, it wasn't stupidity. It was a monumental,
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  Speaker 6: fourteen million dollar grift right in front of our faces.
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  Speaker 6: And he wanted to blame it on somebody who cut
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  Speaker 6: a three hundred and some foot dash in it. When
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  Speaker 6: he was on TV week before.
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  Speaker 5: It say you can't even cut it.
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  Speaker 6: You know, with the sharp is made, you can't cut it. No,
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  Speaker 6: it wasn't stupidity, It wasn't ignorant. It was a monumental
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  Speaker 6: grip right in front of our faces. And we are
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  Speaker 6: sitting here watching this man, Lie Lie, Lie, like he
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  Speaker 6: does each and every freaking day. It wasn't stupidity, It
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  Speaker 6: wasn't incompetence, it wasn't management. It was a monumental grift,
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  Speaker 6: fourteen million dollars right in front of our faces. And
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  Speaker 6: he gonna blame our Olympic vandals and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: Come onme, man, how stupid do you think we are?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 10: So, you know, I don't think Donald Trump has done
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  Speaker 10: anything that doesn't serve himself in a long time. I
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  Speaker 10: don't think he even thinks about anything in terms of
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  Speaker 10: what he would do for anybody else but himself, and
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  Speaker 10: if it doesn't benefit him somehow, I don't think he's
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  Speaker 10: doing it period.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 10: I read Project twenty twenty five. I know a lot
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  Speaker 10: of people did, and they're all surprised by what's happening
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  Speaker 10: right now, but I'm not. They spelled it out pretty plainly.
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