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Show #269 Twice as Nice · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, That's why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to b fytw episode two sixty nine.
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  Speaker 3: It is nice twice.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a normal show. We're gonna play some fun
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  Speaker 2: panel games.
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  Speaker 3: Quote unquote normal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's already started to kind of We're gonna have
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  Speaker 2: a normal show. We're gonna have some fun playing some
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  Speaker 2: panel show style of games for a podcast. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna take things off the rails myself a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Is there something I just need to get off my chest?
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  Speaker 2: So sure, Yeah, I think it's safe to say that
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  Speaker 2: the previous podcast episode did not end the way any
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  Speaker 2: of us wanted.
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  Speaker 3: No oh yeah, no, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 2: And there's something that's been weighing on me since and
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  Speaker 2: I just really need to just kind of air it,
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  Speaker 2: and I want it out there in public people hear.
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  Speaker 4: Me say this.
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  Speaker 2: We do a podcast where one sober guy drags two
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  Speaker 2: stoners through, you know, multiple games, and we've made a
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  Speaker 2: lot of a lot of jokes and a lot of
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  Speaker 2: bits about you guys being the dream team because your
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  Speaker 2: dream of winning someday, you know. And I've made a
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  Speaker 2: fair amount of jokes about each of your intelligences right,
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  Speaker 2: which it awareness is just a bit quendible. But but
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  Speaker 2: it feels like the more I do it, the more
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  Speaker 2: it feels wrong because I don't I don't think of
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  Speaker 2: you as not intelligent. You guys are crazy smart. Like
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  Speaker 2: Augie's skills at dungeon mastering are incredible and awe inspiring
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  Speaker 2: to me. Holy crape wrangling cat, it's very very good.
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  Speaker 2: And Stevie plays dumb a lot for laughs and he's
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  Speaker 2: very very very good at it. But I lived with
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  Speaker 2: this moment. I know how smart he is, and he's
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  Speaker 2: incredibly intelligent, and he chooses to use that intelligent to
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  Speaker 2: bring people joy. So I just wanted to say this
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  Speaker 2: show would not be even ten five one percent is
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  Speaker 2: good without either of the dude with you. Obviously we
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  Speaker 2: could not see just too Yeah, So in that vein
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  Speaker 2: of sharing joy with each other and uh I kind
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  Speaker 2: of boosting each other up, I have a slightly different
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  Speaker 2: introduction plan. So we're gonna start with he's a gamer
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  Speaker 2: and a storyteller, and he used to be my youngest friend.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's just an awesome one. It's aug He's again.
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  Speaker 5: I thought you're gonna be like he used to be
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  Speaker 5: my youngest friend. But now he can't hide the gray
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  Speaker 5: hairs in his beard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going gray.
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  Speaker 5: Get man going gray.
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  Speaker 2: It's happening. We're also okay, So I have a different
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  Speaker 2: kind of question for you. Give me a number between
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  Speaker 2: one and ten. Six, six, that's a good one. That's
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  Speaker 2: a good one. Might be a little high, we'll see,
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  Speaker 2: all right, and I'm gonna turn it over to he's
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  Speaker 2: a veteran and a podcaster. And he's a veteran podcaster.
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  Speaker 2: It's Stevie.
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  Speaker 3: It's Steve.
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  Speaker 2: It's Steve.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I am Steevie.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, same question. Give me a number between one and ten.
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  Speaker 2: Oh ship, all right, I am your host Pantsil saron O.
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  Speaker 6: You hit it.
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  Speaker 2: He'll check some stars for a laugh or two. And
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  Speaker 2: my number, my number is going to be ten. Ten. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now you might be wondering what to ask these numbers.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit, yeah, kind of curious.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're doing a kind of spontaneous and not for
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  Speaker 2: points rules of the game. Oh god, you guys have
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  Speaker 2: each given me a number. Give that many compliments to
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  Speaker 2: your fellow co hosts. We'll start We'll start with Aggy
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  Speaker 2: and go around the table. Because is gonna be done first,
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  Speaker 2: and I it's each well not six to each person,
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  Speaker 2: but six total. Okay, yeah, yeah, so three yeah, three
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  Speaker 2: and three for Aggie. Stevie's gonna have to break it
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  Speaker 2: up four and five somehow, and I'll do five and five.
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  Speaker 3: I'll split that.
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  Speaker 2: Start us off.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Aaron, you are an awesome actor, marvelous writerly ship
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  Speaker 7: and one of my best friends.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glowing. That's three.
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  Speaker 3: Here's a free one that you get automatically. Has been
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  Speaker 3: reading your book.
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  Speaker 2: Holy, that's awesome, awesome, just over the movie. Uh, do
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  Speaker 2: you want to do Stevie or do you want to
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  Speaker 2: go to the next person around table?
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  Speaker 5: And I could do Stevie real quick.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, most people do. Get him out of here.
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  Speaker 2: There's one. You're You're You're an efficient lover.
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  Speaker 3: I'm an overachiever.
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  Speaker 5: You're enthusiastic.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what it's okay enough.
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  Speaker 5: You're a brave motherfucker. Okay, you are you deal with
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  Speaker 5: a lot. You are exceptionally kind. Yeah, and you're like
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  Speaker 5: a brother to me.
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  Speaker 3: You are my brother.
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  Speaker 2: That's fantastic. Yeah, I love that.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: So as done me. You want to go first first?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Who do you want to get four and five too?
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  Speaker 2: It's up to you how you break it up.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know I'm gonna break it up, but I
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  Speaker 3: doesn't want to start with Aaron.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy, here Aaron.
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  Speaker 3: With everything that's gone on with all of us in
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  Speaker 3: the last like eight nine years and shit when we
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  Speaker 3: started the podcasting and all that crap or all that stuff. Man,
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  Speaker 3: And though it was such a tragedy, what did happen
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  Speaker 3: to Ray? And we got a great time with him? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think you and I grew a lot closer when
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  Speaker 3: unfortunately he started getting all and everything. I think we
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  Speaker 3: really started to connect more than we did previously. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we hung out, we're friends and shit. But I think
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  Speaker 3: then our bond became a lot, a lot tighter, man.
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  Speaker 3: And I think that helped me get through a lot
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  Speaker 3: of stuff when I was trying to take care of her, hey, okay,
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  Speaker 3: because I was trying to not be all emotional around
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  Speaker 3: him and ship when out, you know, because he's going
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  Speaker 3: through shit and I don't know, you guys, you guys
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  Speaker 3: held me up a lot, Like you guys made it
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  Speaker 3: possible that I couldn't take care of him and not
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  Speaker 3: like show it as much.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, I'm gonna count that as like three
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  Speaker 2: compliments because otherwise you're gonna have to pace yourself.
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  Speaker 3: I can't. The whole show is gonna be us as
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  Speaker 3: doing the Uh you can find the best in everybody,
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  Speaker 3: And I'm being one hundred percent honest man, Like, I've
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  Speaker 3: got to meet some really great people because of you.
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  Speaker 3: I know you said that a few times, like we
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  Speaker 3: went on trips and ship but seriously getting me to
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  Speaker 3: meet like the Ultra Hope girls, fucking gate Leapers due
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  Speaker 3: there are so many people that I got to meet
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  Speaker 3: that because you were able to go out there and
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  Speaker 3: make that connection and then make a connection between us
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  Speaker 3: and them, and it was fucking amazing. And now we
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  Speaker 3: got friends, like more friends than we have. You know,
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  Speaker 3: it's great.
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  Speaker 2: That's for.
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  Speaker 3: About the little one. Your dick is bigger and everybody
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  Speaker 3: thinks it is.
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  Speaker 8: That's pretty sure energy, but no, no, it's it is bigger.
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  Speaker 5: But how do you think the boon got so many craters?
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  Speaker 2: Click click boom stamming a man?
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  Speaker 8: Lord for I can't even say the brother one because
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  Speaker 8: that is true.
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  Speaker 3: We've fucking I've known you since you were a Literally
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I love how you were willing to
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  Speaker 3: pretty much do anything to make sure any tasks will
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  Speaker 3: get done, whether it's helping out the house, the family,
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  Speaker 3: going on trips with like your mom and stuff just
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  Speaker 3: to help her out, and ship. She doesn't live in
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  Speaker 3: the same city as us, man like you will, you'll
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  Speaker 3: like go out for hours and do ship that. Most
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  Speaker 3: people will just be like, no, I'm fucking tired or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: and you go and do it. You have that energy
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  Speaker 3: and they drive and I fucking love that. It means
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  Speaker 3: a lot man to like one. I would like to
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  Speaker 3: like to stay the same thing in the intelligence, but
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  Speaker 3: you already hit that. And we all know how fucking
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  Speaker 3: smart Augie really fucking is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm an account in anyway. That's seven.
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  Speaker 3: That's fair. But ver you say, you say, I'm brave
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  Speaker 3: and I've gone through some experiences and ship and I
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  Speaker 3: have whatever. But dude, you have done nothing less than
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  Speaker 3: that yourself. You gotta think what you've put your You
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  Speaker 3: put your life in danger. You just don't even realize
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  Speaker 3: it because you were doing it for your fucking job.
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  Speaker 3: You're in like these cages with these fucking wild animals
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  Speaker 3: and ship like rhinos and shit, and like you were
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  Speaker 3: just like, no, I gotta take care of this fucking
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  Speaker 3: animal and don't even like really second guess if it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna run you down and ship like that is like
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  Speaker 3: to be able to do that, to walk by those
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  Speaker 3: cages and ship and not flinch, you know, Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: fucking that's impressive as fuck.
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  Speaker 5: Oh it was terrified.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't show it. Man, Uh well more, okay, here's
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  Speaker 3: here's a little ishki kind of big one. If you
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  Speaker 3: ever want to beat any video game, have Aggie play
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  Speaker 3: it with you, and he will destroy everything like you
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  Speaker 3: will walk you through it. It's insane.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I would good at video games, and then
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  Speaker 2: I watched Auby on multiple streams in our discord, and
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  Speaker 2: I slowed my role really right. I was like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: a forty year old man. I should not be as
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  Speaker 2: good as him. So I accept that now.
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  Speaker 3: He's man Like. I wasn't a huge Halo person, but
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  Speaker 3: you got me and Matt to play Halo with you,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm just like, okay, all he knows this. Well,
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  Speaker 3: we'll play a brand new game that just came out,
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  Speaker 3: and he'll have had it all researched and know like
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  Speaker 3: the mechanics and what the dude to walk me through
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  Speaker 3: it because I don't learn that way. Yeah, and it's
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  Speaker 3: just so impressive, like, yeah, he knows his fucking game,
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  Speaker 3: fucking Pale World when that fucking thing came out, all
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  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, we can build factories with these little
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  Speaker 3: Pokemon looking motherfuckers and shit, and I'm just like, you can't,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you don't just shoot them. I'm like, what
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  Speaker 3: the fuck?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 2: All right, you have nine, so you're done, all right,
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  Speaker 2: well done, all right. Now I'm gonna blast through mine
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  Speaker 2: because otherwise we're gonna be just sorry. We all picked
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  Speaker 2: tigh numbers, all right, So I am going to count
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  Speaker 2: you being a phenomenal dungeon master, but I'm gonna I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna for a little bit because the only full campaign
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  Speaker 2: I've gotten to do with you is one that was
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  Speaker 2: pre written, so I have not gotten to see your creativity. However,
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  Speaker 2: I have seen your incredible grasp of the mechanics of
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  Speaker 2: the game and also being able to herd three very
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  Speaker 2: unruly cats, three incredibly unruly cats who went through the
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  Speaker 2: last dungeon we played backwards.
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  Speaker 3: Not like we are backs were like.
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  Speaker 2: Well no, no, no, we weren't walking backwards. We got to
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  Speaker 2: the like the big room, and then went through the
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  Speaker 2: rest of the dungeon.
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  Speaker 5: They killed the big boss.
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  Speaker 3: And why is everything so easy? This doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 3: Everything should be getting harder, like.
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  Speaker 5: We just somehow, just how it went from like a
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  Speaker 5: challenge writing seven to like a challenge writing like one eighth.
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  Speaker 2: Killed those three bitches so fast?
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  Speaker 3: How uh?
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  Speaker 2: Your gaming prowess we've already spoken of is incredible. I
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  Speaker 2: enjoy watching you tear apart anything from cyberpunk to SIEV.
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  Speaker 2: Your comedy instincts have honed so much over the past
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  Speaker 2: two hundred episodes. I think of you as a sniper, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because you will wait for that perfect headshot. It is
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  Speaker 2: not even throwing out a one liner that bowls us
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  Speaker 2: all over nice and we're suddenly laughing harder than we
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  Speaker 2: have in the entire.
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  Speaker 5: Episode, just based the weed just slowing me down.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to add on today. Okay, he is
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  Speaker 3: a sniper, but with an RPG.
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  Speaker 2: Target motherfucker. But everything, everybody, it's everybody fantastic.
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  Speaker 5: And if I miss it's a glorious explosion.
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  Speaker 2: I miss uh. And seeing your growth in that arena
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  Speaker 2: has been truly truly humbling and something I really enjoy.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see what else I love your love of animals
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  Speaker 2: like that is something I feel very strong kinship too.
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  Speaker 5: I I gotta give credit to Steve.
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  Speaker 2: And and uh, credit to him. He did that for
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the old man he got, he got other
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  Speaker 3: people into.
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  Speaker 5: The inspired a lot of kids by age.
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  Speaker 2: But I am, I am genuinely envious that you have
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  Speaker 2: a job where you can work in an arena of sorts,
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  Speaker 2: where you can do that sort of thing. Uh and uh,
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  Speaker 2: I am very lucky. I am. I'm grateful that you
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  Speaker 2: have that, but I'm also envious. So I too wish
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  Speaker 2: I could work in.
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  Speaker 5: A thing went through a lot of ship to get there.
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  Speaker 5: That's to be fair. So you know, just keep trying, man.
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  Speaker 2: And uh, there's going to be a character, with your permission,
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  Speaker 2: based on you in my next book.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, yeah, go ahead, yes, make sure he dies horribly.
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  Speaker 3: Do you already have a concept or not yet?
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  Speaker 2: Kind of Oh shit? I was, well, no, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to say it. I'm not gonna spoil anything.
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  Speaker 5: You guys thought you were going to get something.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, sorry, to finish your two books first, Stevie, you
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  Speaker 9: are largely to blame for my love of computers, which
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  Speaker 9: I'm deeply grateful for.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite and most engrossing hobbies that
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  Speaker 2: I enjoy to this day, all kinds of.
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  Speaker 4: Commuter stuff.
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  Speaker 3: That is huge, that's funny, huge.
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  Speaker 2: Sharing. Playing NHL hockey games with you is one of
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  Speaker 2: my favorite things. Whenever we get to do it. I'm excited,
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  Speaker 2: like for three days prior to when we're gonna do it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, we're gonna play hockey. We're gona play hockey.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna play and I'm jazzed about it, man, because
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  Speaker 2: it brings back so much good feelings.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and really it.
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  Speaker 2: Is still so much fun to this day, especially playing
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  Speaker 2: with you, because you enable joy in everyone around you,
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  Speaker 2: and you are so proficient at it by this point
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  Speaker 2: that I think you do it automatically without even thinking
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  Speaker 2: about it. I think people you meet are instantly charmed.
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  Speaker 2: And this might feel like a backhanded compliment, but I
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  Speaker 2: genuinely mean it in a very positive way. You are
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  Speaker 2: among a small group of people who make me feel proud.
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  Speaker 3: To be bald awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I put you in the same company as Patrick Stewart
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  Speaker 2: Stone called Steve Austin, Jason Statham, like genuinely, like I
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  Speaker 2: I look at you, and I think of like a
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  Speaker 2: bald I kin just because you have been for so long,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't feel bad about being bald because of
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  Speaker 2: people like you. Thank I genuinely because because of you
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  Speaker 2: and people like I'm sorry I mend.
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  Speaker 3: Technician on. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he's a legitimate proof that you don't need
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  Speaker 2: hair to be awesome.
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  Speaker 3: The song is wrong, and it's true.
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  Speaker 5: You don't, you don't.
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  Speaker 2: And finally you are you beat me to it because
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I was gonna end with that is that our friendship
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  Speaker 2: has definitely deepened since we lost Torge and and I
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  Speaker 2: I honestly think that I don't think of it as
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  Speaker 2: like a tragic thing, but so much as he's a
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  Speaker 2: part of that, right, Like he enabled us to grow
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  Speaker 2: closer together just by being him and just by bringing
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  Speaker 2: us all together in the same room and saying, hey,
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  Speaker 2: let's do this silly podcast and uh and and and
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  Speaker 2: when when that particular chapter of our lives ended, I
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  Speaker 2: was incredibly grateful that.
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  Speaker 4: You were there.
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  Speaker 3: And you Yeah, seriously, all right, no more tears.
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  Speaker 2: We got the happy, good love positivity. Now let's have
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  Speaker 2: a different kind of tears.
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  Speaker 6: Ones.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna play very It's been a positive episode so far,
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  Speaker 2: and we're not gonna change that. We're gonna play Our
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  Speaker 2: first game is gonna be Have. I got good news
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  Speaker 2: for you, And unlike the usual way we play, Have
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  Speaker 2: I got good news for you, where I picked three
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  Speaker 2: very bad news stories the best one. In this case,
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  Speaker 2: I got what I think are three pretty good news stories.
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  Speaker 2: But I want you to decide which of these is
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  Speaker 2: the best. The player who picks the best or the
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  Speaker 2: second best. If neither player gets it, will win the
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  Speaker 2: game and earn one episode point. Our first story, ancient
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  Speaker 2: footprints show first known land animal froliced with a friend
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  Speaker 2: on a rainy day. This is to me, this is
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  Speaker 2: like just how crazy good is science.
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  Speaker 5: It's gotten there.
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  Speaker 2: Scientists in Australia have identified the oldest known fossil footprints
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  Speaker 2: of a reptile like animal, dated to around three hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty million years ago, and they can tell from
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  Speaker 2: the stone that they pulled these footprints from it was
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  Speaker 2: just after it rained, and there was a second different
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  Speaker 2: creature there on the stone with him, so it's it's
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  Speaker 2: it's fairly safe to say that these two were playing
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  Speaker 2: after the ring. Oh my god, it's adorable.
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  Speaker 5: Huh oh, that's I mean, that makes sense. And that
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  Speaker 5: makes sense because if the first the first ones out
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  Speaker 5: of the ocean will probably happened after a rainy day
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  Speaker 5: because they would have been attracted to that heat, moisture
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  Speaker 5: and the scent from it, and yeah, it would have
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: been the first amphibians.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if only our one day, our science will get
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: to the point where we could probably even you know,
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: like its cyberpunk where they can like recreate. Yeah, because
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: there's like enough evidence to kind of piece everything together.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: One day we'll get to that too, and that will
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: be really cool to see like how actually things took
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: place way back then because it was there's just so
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: much and so much of it was lost and some
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: of it's still being discovered. It's it's crazy.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not much to make fun of on.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: This, right, It's kind of cool. It's like a Disney Now.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Are they sure they were frolicking or were they was
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: desperate early case of cat and mouse.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: It could have been a hunting thing. I guess it.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Didn't quite get their land legs yet, so they're just
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: kind of like stumbling o ye.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: According to it was a reptile like animal. Uh. The
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: animal may have been about two and a half feet long,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: and taken into account the the walking gate recorded in
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: the tracks, it may have looked something like today's monitor lizards.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, cool, cool, So I was thinking too, a.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Lizard and the footprints contained a crucial clue that reveals
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: this lizard being lived permanently on land. It had claws.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, definitely, it's.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, because they simply didn't need claws, and water.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Turtles have claws, yeah, to a degree, so like a
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: different kind of claw.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: So if you compare like a turtle's claw to say
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: a land animal's claw, they they're both claws. They look differently.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Ones meant for raking and stuff and the other ones
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: meant for.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: So here's the sequence of events. One of these reptile
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: like creatures walked across this patch of ground before it
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: began to rain. Researchers can tell this because preserved splashes
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: from the rain drop have partially obscured this first set
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: of prints. And then after the shower passed and before
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: the ground dried, two more of these creatures ran in
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: the opposite direction. Oh, it's assumed that it was the
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: same primitive lizard that returned the way it came after
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: making a friend because they were walking together. I mean,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: probably never know for sure. Yeah, could have been a
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: could have been a female and part of a mating ritual.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Who knows her?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, who knows. That's awesome, that's cool.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: That is our first story. Ready for story number two.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Owner buys her destructive cat a five thousand dollars gold
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: tooth and becomes an Internet sensation.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: What the buck?
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: So, I'm guessing it cracked a canine.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: So the cat's name is Tofu.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: The cat has a canine? The only joke I got today.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, all right.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: The cat Tofu was a stray hitting from Golden Colorado.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: No one knows where she came from, but she was
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: found on the streets when she was only ten months old.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Aw she was taken to a shelter. Her owner founder
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: in the shelter, and the cat got their attention by
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: rubbing against the cage bars and flopping into her water bowl,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: and says that's how she got the name Tofu, by
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: plopping and flopping.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: I'll take your word for it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I honestly hadn't thought of Tofu in that way, But okay, right,
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: She's been a rambunctious member of the family for almost
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: two years now. So fast forward to December twenty twenty four.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: She gets a call from her fiance that she's not expecting,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: and he told her that one of Tofu's front teeth
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: had shattered, leaving the tooth pulp visible. Tofu had apparently
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: swiped her favorite decorative music box made of bals of
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: wood and started chewing on it. This is nothing new
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: for the cat. However, they couldn't leave Tofu with what
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: must have been a hell of a toothache, so they
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: brought her to a kiddy dentist who said they had
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: no choice but to pull Tofu's damaged tooth. Either that
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: or attempt to give her a root canal and install
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: a gold tooth crown. No guarantee that they could successfully
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: get the prostheticgain, but she was ready to try, despite
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: the gold tooth's five thousand dollars price tag. Wow, After all,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Tofa was only three years old and still has a
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: long life ahead of her. Yeah yeah, And she said
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: there were a lot of practical reasons, but her diet
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: requires her to rip and tear food apart and for
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: safety reasons because they take her outside for supervised walks
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: and hikes, and if, for whatever reason, she gets separated
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: from them, they wanted her to have the best chance possible. Right, Yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: So they paid up and the the the operation was
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: a total success, awesome, and she shared her cat's gold
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: tooth on social media, where it quickly went viral. The
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: video has nearly eleven million views and one in one
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: point eight million likes.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Well that made up the money, I'm sure.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure it was that or close to it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, very good to go.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: I see that.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's the cat.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would buy that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Then there's a tooth.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Oh that's awesome.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: So it's hardly noticeable. Yeah that's yeah, that's great. That's funny,
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: awesome as fuck. That is a big fluffy cat.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yo, June tooth, I don't care, I'll motor. We're
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: gonna put silver oll up in that bitch.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: And the cat is adorable.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Fah, that cat is fluffy cat.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Holy fuck.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: All right, you guys ready for story number three? Yeah,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: all right, you guys will like this one. Botched drug
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: disposal disposal operation covers Turkish City and weed.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Smoke what They just put it in a pile and
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: burn it.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: The authority set ablaze more than twenty tons of weed.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Twenty tons of weed in the open air in the
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: city center, with no well, with no way to control
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: where the resulting smoke went. The wind pushed it toward
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: the city. It's a wind blow today into the city.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: I'll be fine. All the s bogg mixing with that
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: reminds me of History.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Of the World Part one. We're to run away from
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: the Romans and they find that wacky weeds.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: We got to we got to get moving.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Once the wee cloud or clouds arrived, local residents locked
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: themselves in their homes, and for a good reason. The
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: smoke was completely unfiltered, so it would have it could
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: have probably gotten people extremely high, but it was also
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: likely very toxic.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Fuck that, I'd take a chance. Give me a bag
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: of chips, a two liters coke and five candy bars, man,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I will take that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: I'm sure it was fine. Yeah, like anything else they
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: threw in there. If they threw any other like hardcore
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: drugs in with it just to burn alongside, yeah, that
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: would not be back and dropping over and ships. So
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: here's the thing. I'm sure the city had a wonderful time.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Super American markets made out time.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, everybody forgot to drive that day. How are
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: the cops that.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Were like two inches away from the fire.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: They all had a week off.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: I'm sure they felt sick as a dog after it.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I assume they had gas masks. But it doesn't follow.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: In fact, the authorities have defended their blazing mountain of weed.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Of course, because I'm sure they enjoy their ship out.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Of which which they arranged into piles that spelled the
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: name of the town lice l I.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: C are you serious?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: And they just said it a blaze. So they turned
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: it into a big stunt and then it went wrong,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: and then they said we didn't do it anything wrong. Wow,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: they're they're claiming it sends a clear message to local
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: drug smugglers. I'd say it sends a clear message to
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: the people of the city. Your police are idiots.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good ass weed, you to get your hands out of.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, unbelievable. So uh yeah, so in the future, Uh,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: it's been recommended that they try to destroy confiscated drugs
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: in a more professional manner furnace, so just using factories
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: with filtered chimneys outside of residentially. I thought you were
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: going to say, flush them now the toilet. No. I
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: think the most professional way would be to roll them
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: into joints and sell them. Do you absolutely smoke the show.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: If you're gonna flush them down the toilet, like, at
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: least do it. Don't do it in your own toilet.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Don't do do not flush anything down the toilet.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Except that's not supposed to Yeah, don't flush tolet not
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: supposed to go down.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Very very bad, very very bad. All right, So there's
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: our three news stories. All our players have to do
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: is tell me which one is the best news story.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, uh ogie, I'm going to let you go
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: first because you picked the smallest number.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, smart he was a smart one.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a smart one. So he gets rewarded
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: That's fair.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: That's fair. So I would say the best good news to.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Be fair, I knew what was coming and I still
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: picked ten.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: That's fair.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I would to be both of them.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: So I would say the.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Good news would be probably the cat. Just because the
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: cat didn't get well, got harp or got healed and
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: came out with a really expensive too.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and became an Internet celebrity overnight. So I'd say
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: that one.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: You're going with the cat, All right, Stevie, which one
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: do you think of the other two? I think could
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: be the best news story.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Which one do you think I was like the cat one?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Sorry, you can't pick the same one.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: If they two stories had cats, it'd be hard that
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: one might be like.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Cat like Lizardslesworth.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I do not believe those hairless ones.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: I don't think mamalia were a thing quite yet.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, did this take place in Egypt?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know, and you know it was Australia. Australia.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you're thinking, yeah, you're thinking of like marsupial. Yeah,
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: I came from like the mono trains, you know, the
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: they It would have been amphibians reptiles first, and you
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: would wouldn't see the first iteration of my maals males
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: have mammals till like a lot later.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: That's awesome, all right. Well, if I can't choose the
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: carol and this one's not a cat, I'm gonna go
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: with the flollicking, frolicking, flollicking, frolicking animals in the prehistoric
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: time because they were playing in the rain, and you
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: know what they were doing at the time, They were
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: doing the song and the dance from Singing in the
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Ring because they were fucking awesome. Go watch sing in
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: the Rain. It's gooding. I love Oh my god, dude,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: it's god damn it. I love that. I'm that kind
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: of nerd. People might not know that. You give me
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: some old funk movies with people who can actually act
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: for real.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Sitting and dance inherit the wind gives me chills to this.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: They made us watch that for school, and it's the
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: only movie I can think of that they made us
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: watch for school that I willingly watched after the fact
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: because it was so it's all good man, we're having
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: a great time. Very good, very good choice as well.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: It's It's August point because it was obviously the cat,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: because I mean, it's it's it's adorable, and like, there
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: have been so many stories about animal owners being like
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: shitty to their past, and like I watch a lot
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: of like videos of like, you know, animal rescue and
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: people at shelters doing the hard work to make these
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: animals who feel like they've been you know, betrayed and
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: abandoned feel you know, some love and enjoy in their
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: hearts again, before.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: They can get you know, comfortable around people.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, before they can get adopted again. It's true, it
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: was going to adopt them when they're sitting in the
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: corner like I no, I don't want anything to do
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: with human.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Locked up man. You know, you know we should be
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: allowed to do few things.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Like legally, you feel like I know what one's going
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Yep, fuck up anybody who hurts an animal, and fuck
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: up any Nazis. Why are these not written down yet?
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Like why are these constitution? I mean, they get a
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: new bill, motherfuckers.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: But those two are belief. I believe they did something
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: like that in Germany. They're did not allowed to no Nazis.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: It was illegal, wasn't it, like two thousand fucking illegal?
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Was it was?
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Sometimes somewhere between the five hundred years between twenty nineteen
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: and twenty twenty one. I think that at one point
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: they at least here in New York, they made certain
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: animals like dogs more, gave them more rights.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Basically, so like now if you have animals or yeah,
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: now if you harm your animal, it's a higher punishment
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: for doing so.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: So they're doing it here and there.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: It's a start, but.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Well, this is the longest firstment in the history of
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: our show. One point August. We're gonna play Game two
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: right after this. Hey man, welcome to the mail Bag.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I guess we need to come up with a better
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: mal pack female back the female mail bag.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Female bag. Look at my mail pack.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Gentle listeners, if you have an idea for a name
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: for the second.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Because I'm gonna get calling it the mail bag.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: The mail bag because I've got nothing else.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: It's such a fox, because fuck you bucks.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: I want to start putting those in little cities.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: The b FM because male. Uh No, I don't want to.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: I don't want to give that a person I want.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: I want more male. Okay, so what do we got?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Uh? We have number one top one hundred indie games
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: monthly on Good Pots.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Again, Holy Ship number one again again?
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah damn, we're crushing each month.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Man. Wow, how many months in a row? Is it at?
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: It's a lot you haven't It's not like.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: I think we were number two at one point, bastards,
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: but we went back to one.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: So fuck all right, Ship, Hell.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're better than you two. Hell yeah, if you're
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: cool if you're number two, come and hang out with us. Yeah,
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: send us a voicemail or email crossover.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, we'll elevate each other. All boats tied together,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: rising tied.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know, let's not think about a float tail.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not a sailor. I'm not I'm not in the navy. Okay,
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: what else have we got?
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Oh we got a couple of comments on Patriot.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what do we got?
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: The first one is from show to sixty seven Balls
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Deep in Games. Oh boy, what a time Bill, great
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: show left my ass off million fuck. Yeah yeah, I
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: was the gummy bears and ship.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no more gummy bastards.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, that was awesome.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: That was a good show.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: That was so good.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Fuck.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: And then we had one more on to sixty eighth
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: one right after the impromptu goof session. That's when we
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: talked about like a whole bunch of this like randomness,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: like you talked about your work and think show and
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I got into do them a little bit. And that
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: comment is from Bill as well. Congrats on the new bike.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, oh me, I got a new bike.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah I got He was like see he turned to
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: point it out, you know, by the way, that bike,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I got it over a thousand miles. Now the electric
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: bikes over a thousand miles. Damn.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Fun fact, he put more miles on his electric bike
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: than it did my other motorcycle. I had nine hundred
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: and ninety something like when I turned it in for
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: this one.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: He came home one day, He's like, I got like
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: over a thousand miles, and I'm like, fuck you did
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: you row further into your thing that I did in
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: my motorcycle.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: It's fantastic. He also didn't he have it longer or no? No,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: three years of the same month. A.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I got it right.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: He's just better at it than you committed.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: The window is scary.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I believe it. I believe it if I didn't live
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: fucking forty five.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Minutes right, so my car, I'm fortunate enough to be
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: where I'm at. But yeah, I get that.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right, Well, uh I think that's it for
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: our mailbox. Yes, yes, let's get back to the games. Yes, Hey, Jeff,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: what are we doing?
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Why are you whispering?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Because all of our devices are constantly listening to us
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Unless we take massive efforts to protect our online privacy.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: All the details of our laves will be in the
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: hands of mega corporations.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, sure, but this is the promo for our podcast.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: We need people to be able to hear us this time.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Why do we need a promo?
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Oh funny you should ask. We're now members of the
• 36:58
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• 37:00
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• 37:11
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  Speaker 2: how tech companies profit off our personal information. We dabble
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  Speaker 2: in tech conspiracy theories and talk about how billionaires are
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  Speaker 2: all buttholes.
• 37:21
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• 37:24
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  Speaker 4: Join us every other Monday for new episodes of suggested
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• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: two is gonna be Pitching Baby one more time, an
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: oorld's favorite where I take aah, you know, property and
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: media property of some kind and give our players a
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: unique circumstance to work with and then they have to
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: pitch me something and whichever pitch wins will get two
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: episode points. So the day that I believe this episode
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: comes out, May twenty second is the twenty fifth anniversary
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: of the Nintendo sixty four game Perfect Dark. And if
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: that doesn't make you feel old, what the fuck? Twenty
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: five years since this late Nintendo sixty four game came out,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: and this game is notable for taking an already great
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: multiplayer game, GoldenEye, and adding something that I have loved
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: in every first person shoo since bots. For the first time,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: my friends and I could team up and work together
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: to beat a team of computer controlled enemies. I remember
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: playing Perfect Dark for the first time and on ironically
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: completely automatically using phrases like on your six you know
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: and offline bots is a feature that I've come to
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: love in games like Time Splitters and Call of Duty
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Black Ops one and two. Hell Call of Duty Ghosts
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: lets you play against bots and still gain levels and
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: new equipment. Sadly, this is not a standard feature in
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: fps is today, but I'm hoping that you guys can
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: make the perfect dark Lightning Strike Twice. I want you
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: to suggest a really popular game, but add a single
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: feature that it does not currently have and spin that
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: into its own game or series. Give the name and
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: so the game its own name. Describe how the new
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: feature makes the game so much better, and the best
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: pitch will win and earn two episode points. Steve, you
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: lost the last game, so you have the choice. Do
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: you want to go first or seconds?
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go second.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, So is gonna go first? Augie, when you're ready,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: pitch me all right.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: So it's more than just a game, It's more like
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: a series of game.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: The very familiar with the Elder Scrolls. Yes, yeah, the
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Elder Scrolls a really great games. Marwin Oblivion and Skyrim.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: They just remastered Oblivion, same game, just better graphics. They
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: even kept in a lot of the fun bugs and
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: the goofy dialogue that doesn't quite sync up or that
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: they they messed up and instead of doing a retake,
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: that just kept it in. Ye all, still there great stuff,
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: or you know Skyrim that's been re released like twelve times,
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: you know, over multiple programs. But the one thing that
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: they haven't added, and I don't count Elder Scrolls Online
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: because it's not a Bethesda game, is co op. The
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: one feature Elder Scrolls did I steal.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: It from you? The whole pitch ship.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: At least make the pitch ahead, all right. So the
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: thing is is Elder Scrolls is such a great game,
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: and it has such a massive world to explore, but
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: it's so fucking lonely.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get you can have companions, you can get
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: summons and stuff like that, but it's not the same.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: They get in your way. All they're there is to
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: be your basically your pack mule and not really much else.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: And I remember when Stevie and I lived in the
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: HLA together, we played Fable two. Yeah co op, Stevie
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: couldn't die, but he basically acted as a co op
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: player and he could play along with me, help me
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: sell puzzles and kill enemies, and we had a blasting.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: It was fantastic. It's the first cooperative RPG I think
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: I've ever played.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: And then Resident Evils after that five.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Well that I technically, I guess you could call that
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: an RPG, but it was more of a well, more
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: of an action shooter. It wasn't even survival horror at
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: that point.
• 42:09
  Speaker 9: Comedy shooter, comedy horror, comedy horror, exactly punching a boulder.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: That first fucking guy Irving.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: I got it because it was on sale for like
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: a buck ninety nine on Steam.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: You guys are making me look bad and the turns
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: into a giant monster. Look at my extreme makeover. It's
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: like it's fucking funny, Like it's just it's not it's
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: not scarier upsetting at all. It's just fucking funny. Like
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Jesus given up on horror at this point.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: At some point they just gave up on that. Yeah,
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: but yeah, but anyways, Yeah, so the co op it
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: would make things better, Like mechanically, it would just simply
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: would There are times where it's like you're going through
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: a narrow passageway and your bot companion is blocking your way,
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: or you're in a fight and your back companions in
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: the way and it tanks the fire ball and you
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: accidentally killed them in front of our guards. So now
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: you're wanted for murder companion. I can't tell you in
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: the skyroom how many times I've married Lydia, brought her
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: on an adventure and accidentally killed her. I've been a
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: widower for so every time.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: But reload, I always do.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: I don't you just I'm playing through the game now
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: and I was. I was going through I'm doing a
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: magic run and she got in the way of a spell,
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: had no reason to just jumped in front of it
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: and died. I'm like, you're dead, bitch. And if they're
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: not vital to the story, I don't.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Give a ship. So now when you play, your friend
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: can jump in front of you, you can actually bitch
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: them out.
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: Yes you don't.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: I also more like, but the thing about co Op,
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: there's communication, there's Cooper's cooperation. You're not going to step
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: in front of your buddy who's casting fireballs. You're gonna
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: be like, I'm okay, you're cast fireballs. I'll stay here
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: and guard you in case one of them gets through.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Or oh, okay, i'll cast off Fireball too, and we'll
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: just barrage.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: That room, you know, or something like that.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Or you'll just go do something else in another room behind,
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: you know, stuff like that. So I think that would
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: greatly improve this series. Who knows if this new game
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: ever comes out, Howard Todd, what are you waiting for?
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Jesus?
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Anyway, maybe that will have co op and then this
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: pitch will be meaningless.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: But yeah, very good would be Stevie, what have we learned?
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Don't go second?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Always go first.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: I know, I always try to wait till second, especially
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: if you really I'm so sorry.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't know it was gonna be the same happened,
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: So it's okay, I'm gonna change it up so it
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: works out well.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: All right, Stevie, it's your return. Awesome, go ahead and
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: pitch me.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Okay. So men, you may know Doom Dark Age is released,
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: and a lot of you may know that I have
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: an addiction for Doom. Yes, since I was for good reason, Yeah,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: for good reason.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an incredible game series, love it.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: So I just started playing the new one, and I've
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: also been playing the roguelike that he took me, got me.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Goddamn it, dude, I played that nightly. It's funny.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: I watched It's fascinating past.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: But yeah, but uh, on the theme of Doom, I
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: want to stick with Doom, but I want to bring
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: back something they got rid of for no fucking reason.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: And they were the ones who coined the fucking phrase
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: and created this in the genre of a fucking death match.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Why is there no more death match in Doom? Yeah,
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: they got rid of it completely. There's no nothing they
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: can do whatsoever with multiplayer really, no multiplayers the player
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: experience only none get the I was like, what. It
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: threw me the funk off because I was like, well,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: co op would be fun in this, this's funny ship
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: with these armies are.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say a good point the last I
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: thought like multiplayer was a huge focus. It was an option,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Like they had that whole snap map thing. You could
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: build your own levels and even like create like story
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: themed levels where players had multiple fu And I'm.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Like, I think Eternal was just PvP, was it?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: I don't remember.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there wasn't any co op, But yeah, I want
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: to I want to bring back that, but I want
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: to have this little caveat to it. I'll uh, was
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: it Dead by Daylight where you have the death match option? Yes,
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Slayer Versuslayer would.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Ever I see saying.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Why not hook it up with Hey, I'm gonna play
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: as an amp or a pinky or fuck it, let's
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: go fucking cyber demon.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: And so like a one v four where you're playing.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: The option of one one you can do. That was
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: the best part of more like even you could do
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: what you could do one on one all the way
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: up to one on eight or or of the eight
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: players and the originals. I want to bring that ship back.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Let's bring some of the original ship back from ninety
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: three to ninety four and put that ship into this
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: new stuff. Man, we need that right now. Fuck it,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I'll steal Oblivion Ship remastered Doom dark Age is Deathmatch Edition.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Bitch, already high finish.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Fixing.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: It just came out, Todd Howard, Let's let's let's remaster
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: it immediately, immediately.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: So fucking crazy.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: There's hammer Fall huh, oh huh elsewhere huh.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Fucking he's calling you the fuck out, Allen, bitch.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: I want to see I want to see Daggerfalls.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Daggerfall was a good one.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: That was a nice one, and I know more Wind
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: was going to be putting the Skirms engine. I don't
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: know if that ever actually happened, but I hope it did.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: It might anyway.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, we never gave that. I never gave the name
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: of what that one. I would have called it Cold Harbor,
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: and you would have started off as like two souls
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: in Cold Harbor, which is basically like their purgatory, as
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: basically prisoners in Cold Harbor, and that's how you would
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: co op and escape from Cold Harbor and then go
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: like whatever.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Out into the real world. Awesome man, all right, Yeah,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: both pitches very strong. I'm genuinely having trouble picking. But Ah, which.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Would it would make more money?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: The sky?
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, doom following, don't get me wrong.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I also think it's the one I'd get stuck into.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: More like I would play the multiplayer and f phone
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: with it for a while, but I think I would
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: actually enjoy a co op campaign with my best buddy
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: one of them or both of them.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Three or four players, standardly parties go up to five.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so why not?
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: God do it? You have the ability that.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Would be amazing, like Fable two proof possible.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, without and.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: It was still a fun game. It was still challenging. Yeah.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I think I died a couple of times. Yeah, so
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: it was still very challenged even though you couldn't.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: But I did get knocked down or something.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd be out of commission for a few for
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: like a few, like a minute or something like that,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: and I just had to hold the fort until you
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: came back. Those were also fun sequences where like, fuck,
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: I just got to hold it together. Don't die, don't die,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: don't die. Yeah, No, I have to go with Augie's
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: on this one.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: It was it was a good pitch.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Both wanted to do it solid.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: I feel like it's something that everybody's been asking for.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: And then when they went and did and had another
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: company do eldersline, it's okay, it's but it's an m M.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: It's not it's not the same.
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: But I want to be.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Able to jump into my VR skyril NSPC version of Skyroom.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: We can actually meet up in the fucking town or
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: some shit. That'd be fucking amazing, man, I would love
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: that so much.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: MMO and co Op are two different things.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, Augie has a commanding three to zero
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: over Stevie, but Stevie can pull it back. Game three
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: is gonna be worth three points. We're gonna play it
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: right after this.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Hey, if you're in the Western New York area and
• 50:37
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• 50:40
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• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. It's
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: going to be a favorite of ours. It's the cost
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: is correct.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Fucking yes, cost is correct.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: I have got the three items that recently went up
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: for auction, and all our players have to do as
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: a bit as close as they possibly can to the
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: final auction price without going over in order to win
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: that listing. And the first player to win two out
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: of the three listings we have here will win the
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: game and earn three episode points. In all east case,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: that is a complete wipeout.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: What's never happened before their time in the history Stevie.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: But if Stevie wins, we have a.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Draw which has happened plenty of times.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: So Stevie You're going to start off with the bids,
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: and this is going to be final bid style, So
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: you guys will keep going back and forth until one
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: of you gets close enough that I feel I should
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: call final bids, or until one of you goes over,
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: which if whichever happens first, and at that point you'll
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: each get one last chance to change or up your bid.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: You cannot go lower. So our first anema forbids, based
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: on the fact that we just talked about a game
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: based on GoldenEye, Our first diema for bids is this
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Hollywood movie costume. This feel a tracksuit worn by Roger
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Moore in the movie of You to a Kill was
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: originally sold by Dell Baker, the stunt coordinator for the film,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: in a Christie's auction with provenance documents verifying its authenticity,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: and this Midnight blue the lower two piece track suit
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: listing can be yours if the cost is correct. Stevie,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: start us.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Off, buzz, I would like to buzz again.
• 52:45
  Speaker 11: Eight you take turns eight hundred, Augie as well, twelve hundred, Yeah, okay, Stevie,
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: fifteen hundred, eighteen hundred, eighteen hundred Stevie.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Five thousand, dollars.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars. I will now call for final bits.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, come on, I'll is he gonna be more than
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: that cat tooth?
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: No, you don't think so you're staying. He got the
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: sweat of eighteen hundred of.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Roger Moore, stuntman and Stevie.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: You're gonna automatically stay because there's no point you bidding over.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Oh well, let's see, did you go over the exact
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: final auction price of this real screen used tracksuit and
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: warn by Roger Moore as James Bond three forty seven dollars?
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: What did you say?
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Twenty eight hundred last one eighteen? Okay, no, I did
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: not count up with that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Now all right, So Augie wins the first item. He
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: just needs one more to finish this game off, Stevie,
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: you need these? Here is there next item? You're gonna
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: bid first again? Our next item of forbids is this
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: fantastic collector's item. Oh Scaramanga's Golden Gun is a full
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: size replica disassembles into a pair of golden cigarette lighters
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: and a golden pen complete with a single golden bullets.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Also comes with a plaque a booklet detailing the making
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: of the replica and a certificate of authenticity, listing this
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: rare item as number nine twenty seven top number unknown.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: So maybe a thousand, might be a couple thousand. I
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I don't like that last part. That part kind of
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: scares me.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: And this listing goes to the one of you who
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: bids closest to the final auction price of this item
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: without going over. Stevie, startus off.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I want that fuck that'd be cooly shit
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: that it has the like, oh god, damn it, it
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: came apart. I don't know, like nine Okay, So I'm
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: gonna say like, I'm gonna start at nine hundred.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Nine hundred, two thousand, Yeah, tw thousand, Stevie, Yeah, three thousand,
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: three thousand, Augie, four thousand, four thousand. I will now
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: call for final bids.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Wud I say three thousand, four thousand and five. Yeah,
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: I'm that asshole.
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  Speaker 2: Four thousand and five. Now, Augie, would you like to
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  Speaker 2: change your bid? No, you're staying on four thousand with
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: a four dollars window. You got this all right.
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  Speaker 4: There.
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  Speaker 2: The actual final auction price of this Golden Gun replica
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  Speaker 2: is eight four thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine dollars.
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  Speaker 9: Stee Win, I'd have hilarious.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: We've got to retire this game, guys. I'm sorry, we're done.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: He getting four thousand and three would that be.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: Just qui?
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  Speaker 2: I was waiting for you to go four thousand and six.
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  Speaker 2: But in any event, you've made the game more interesting.
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  Speaker 2: But so good job. Your final item up forbids, and
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  Speaker 2: this will determine, is this beautiful watch. The Omega Sea Master,
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  Speaker 2: James Bond's sixtieth anniversary watch, as seen in No Time
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  Speaker 2: to Die is a forty two millimeters coaxial automatic winding
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  Speaker 2: watch in excellent condition, built in twenty twenty three with
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Omega warranty lasting until twenty twenty eight. And this listing
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  Speaker 2: can be yours if the cost is correct. Augie, this
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: time you will start us off.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: I don't even know where to begin.
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  Speaker 2: Three thousand, three thousand, going over to Stevie.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Until I forgot we were bidding on just now watch. Yes,
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: the watch, but it doesn't do anything. It doesn't it
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: like the laser function.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I highly doubt it has a full in it. I
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: also doubt that's true. No darts, I'm pretty sure no Darts.
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  Speaker 3: Was just a fucking watch. Guess it's it's it wasn't
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  Speaker 3: screen used.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: It's the same watch that jameson. No, it wasn't screen
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: but it's a functional watch.
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: It's a functional And you said how much three thousand,
• 57:17
  Speaker 9: three thousand, I don't know, like how many carrots?
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  Speaker 3: Thirty three thousand, thirty three hundred thirty three hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Four thousand, four thousand, like roll Stevie, Oh, five thousand,
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  Speaker 2: five thousand, aug.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: I mean it's a studio recreation if nothing else.
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  Speaker 2: Six thousand, six thousand, Stevie, nine thousand, nine thousand. Final.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Now do I bid over him?
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Or do I say?
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: I said nine was because you said six. I was
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: trying to stick with the theme of the show.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: In that case, I'll stay.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: With my six, all right. In that case, Steve, you
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: will automatically stay with your nine.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Like the final auction price and this determines the winner
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: of the Omega Seamaster James Bond sixtieth Anniversary Watch is
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: seven thousand, three dollars. Agie wins and has full full sweep.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: This episode b F.
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• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Uh stormed him, honestly stormed him. To be fair, I
• 58:40
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• 58:46
  Speaker 2: forty two on that one. So yeah, it's all good.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Has the win man?
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: You just got it.
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