Open World Games, Blaseball Banter, and the Naming Of a Toilet

Some Patches Required · Mar 26, 2021 · 59m

Today we celebrate an astronomical achievement. It's the first time we've managed to post an episode that's under an hour.

But fear not, dear listener. We still dive into the nitty-gritty of a topic that's on the tip of everyone's proverbial tongues — are open world games inherently shallow?

In the process, Aaron makes a "joke" about setting pubic hair on fire, Zak teaches his incompetent cohost about the phenomenon that is Blaseball, and Aaron provides a flawless synopsis of "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift."

We also name an angry toilet. And yes, the "P" stands for what you think it…