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The One About Miss USA Questions Gone Off The Rails · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous aid is l la cant welcome back to
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  Speaker 1: give them a la pod. I have been having these
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  Speaker 1: obsessions to you guys, with going back.
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  Speaker 2: And watching people.
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  Speaker 3: Is it Miss America or Miss Usa? Miss Usa, Miss
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  Speaker 3: America and Miss Universe are like.
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  Speaker 2: But do they all have to answer questions?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? They do.
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  Speaker 3: This one will be asking you guys, is Miss Usa?
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  Speaker 3: But they all have to answer questions? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've been obsessing over a lot of different YouTube videos,
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  Speaker 1: one of which was Misha Barton in her backyard Wild.
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  Speaker 3: Just saw that for the first time yesterday because of you.
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  Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with a pageant. But then I
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  Speaker 1: went into the rabbits hole of watching these contestants answer questions.
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  Speaker 1: And if you guys remember, I think it was South
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  Speaker 1: Carolina where she's like such as the Iraq that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have access to maps such as the United States and
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  Speaker 1: US Americans and Mario Lopez's face, he's like, and then
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  Speaker 1: she goes, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: If I was up there, Mario Lopez would have looked
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  Speaker 5: a lot dumber for me, thank.
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  Speaker 2: You, Miss South.
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  Speaker 1: And you know there was a girl who's from Utah
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  Speaker 1: who we went to school with, who also had a
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  Speaker 1: flub up with her question and it was Nini Leaks
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  Speaker 1: who asked her the question, and it was something along
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  Speaker 1: the lines of with men and women being equal today,
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  Speaker 1: why do women still make less than men?
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  Speaker 2: And she also went off off the.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would have too, but I would have wanted
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  Speaker 5: to answer that question.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah with a question.
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  Speaker 3: The Miss America fail questions are hilarious. It reminds me
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  Speaker 3: of they made fun of this on Miss Congeniality. But
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  Speaker 3: this was Demi Lovado when they said what's your favorite dish?
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  Speaker 3: And she said, I really like mugs because she said,
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  Speaker 3: because you're gonna hold them in there your hand and
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  Speaker 3: they're really comfortable. And the interview and she's she thought
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  Speaker 3: they meant dish, and the interviewers like, okay, mugs. I
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  Speaker 3: really like mugs. My god, it's so funny. I like
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  Speaker 3: the fork and what fork? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: How quick we go? Right? It's crazy?
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  Speaker 2: My favorite I think is the fork.
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  Speaker 3: I like the fork too because you can pick up things,
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  Speaker 3: you can.
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  Speaker 4: You can also you can cut. You can with a
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  Speaker 4: spoon too.
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  Speaker 3: When you with a fork too. I bet you can
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  Speaker 3: milk anything with nipples.
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  Speaker 5: Oh ive to add that, what's your favorite season?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: What is it seasoning?
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  Speaker 3: Or something.
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  Speaker 2: Does she say like, no, what's your what's your ideal date?
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  Speaker 1: She's like, I have to say March twenty things because
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  Speaker 1: it's not too hot, not too cold.
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  Speaker 2: All you need is a light jacket.
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  Speaker 4: That's the mug, you know, that's the mug.
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  Speaker 2: It's mug. It's so fine.
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  Speaker 1: I've had those moments though, Yeah, I mean sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: do just kind of forget what's happening in front of you,
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  Speaker 1: and it is a dish a dish.
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  Speaker 2: Who calls a meal a dish? Yeah, they should have said,
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  Speaker 2: what's your favorite meal?
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever actually had an interview moment like that,
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  Speaker 3: like where you answered something and then you realize like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's not what you meant, or they were like, oh
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  Speaker 3: that's not what we meant.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I've had many a moment where I go and I'm
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  Speaker 1: actively thinking shut the fire up, shut shut up, shut up,
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  Speaker 1: shut up, shut up, and it just keeps going.
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  Speaker 2: Today I wrote the word spew and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I have to delete it.
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  Speaker 4: I hate it. I hate it, I.
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  Speaker 2: Hate it spew. But I am quite the spewer.
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  Speaker 5: Are you.
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  Speaker 3: I I don't mind the word spew. Do you ever
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  Speaker 3: write a word and you're like that is not how
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  Speaker 3: it's spelled, and it drives you crazy and you google
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  Speaker 3: it and it is how it's spelled.
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  Speaker 1: Well, or I can already tell with this conversation we
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  Speaker 1: are going to kill the question.
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  Speaker 4: Kill doing well.
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  Speaker 2: We are an intelligent.
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  Speaker 3: Bunch, intelligent you guys intro, but we're doing miss I'm
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  Speaker 3: asking Easton and Lala, miss Usa.
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  Speaker 4: Question.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, thank you, Jessica.
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  Speaker 5: Go ahead, it's not going to go If I don't
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  Speaker 5: know how to spell, I talk into my phone for
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  Speaker 5: the text I'll see you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's how you spell tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: I yeah, exactly. So this YouTube video is called All
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  Speaker 3: Time Best Final Q and AS from two thousand and
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  Speaker 3: one to two thousand and nine. So we're throwing it back,
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  Speaker 3: Miss Usa. So I'm going to ask them the question,
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  Speaker 3: they're going to answer, and then we're going to play
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  Speaker 3: what miss So these not aren't necessarily funny, but I've
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  Speaker 3: seen we'll see how hard they are for you guys
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  Speaker 3: to answer. And if you would kill it for Miss Usa,
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  Speaker 3: and I'll judge what I would give one time?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, as long as it's not like what is
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  Speaker 1: twenty two times? It's what is twenty two times?
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  Speaker 3: Twenty two times one thousand. Yeah, twenty two thousand, right,
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  Speaker 3: twenty two.
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  Speaker 4: Times, it's twenty two thousand. Shout out the calculators.
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  Speaker 3: There we have it, folks, Okay, shut upon toash point.
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  Speaker 5: Oh he says it, and I'll always think because I
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  Speaker 5: always say it too, Like he goes, I hate people
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  Speaker 5: who say they're not good test.
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  Speaker 4: Takers, and he goes, you mean you're stupid?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, tests are hard. You ask a.
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  Speaker 5: Question, I'm stupid and I get put on the spot.
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  Speaker 5: I become stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and multiple I do like a multiple choice, But
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  Speaker 1: even then I'm still in sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, multiple choice is the worst because I look
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  Speaker 3: at what the previous multiple choice was and I go, well,
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  Speaker 3: they wouldn't put two three a's in a row, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go like AAC.
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  Speaker 2: And then and then I'm like, or are they trying
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  Speaker 2: to trick? They would put three a's in a row?
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  Speaker 4: Exactly what did you put if you didn't know?
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  Speaker 3: None of the above? Usually or I would I would
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  Speaker 3: just look at the pattern.
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  Speaker 4: See. I thought, was that John has given me the
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  Speaker 4: head nod always go to see. I went in doubt,
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  Speaker 4: go to see.
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  Speaker 5: Is like I thought it was like a it was
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  Speaker 5: like a thirty eight percent chance at maybe.
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  Speaker 4: C or something. Thirty eight. I'd like those. I like
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  Speaker 4: those better than twenty one at A.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because when you get those scantrons back and you
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  Speaker 2: go back to the ones, you're like, oh, I wasn't sure,
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  Speaker 2: and then you put B then it was actually seen,
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  Speaker 2: You're like, God, damn it, I knew it.
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  Speaker 4: I should have done that.
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  Speaker 5: If you look at it through the scan tron, if
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  Speaker 5: you didn't know, went in doubt, see it out.
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  Speaker 2: See it out.
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  Speaker 3: Scan tron another bad word, scan tron spew.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It was those kinds of tests that got me called
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  Speaker 1: into my uncler's office.
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  Speaker 2: What the multiple choice any test? Really?
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  Speaker 1: That had to do with filling it in with a
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  Speaker 1: number two pencil is that's the only thing that scantron
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  Speaker 1: could No mechanical number two pencil.
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  Speaker 2: And remember they had like oh god, test taking man,
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  Speaker 2: it was like.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you bring a snack, make sure you have
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  Speaker 1: plenty of water. Every single section had its own like
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  Speaker 1: little we took our test in the auditorium.
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  Speaker 4: YEP.
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  Speaker 1: They would like set up these little sections for the
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  Speaker 1: little battery powered because you had to use the number
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  Speaker 1: two pencil. And it was after I failed this one
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  Speaker 1: test like a bunch of times, and the only way
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  Speaker 1: to move on to the next.
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  Speaker 2: Math class was to pass it. And she called me.
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  Speaker 1: That's how that's how school works. Apparently you have to
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  Speaker 1: pass to move on. And so she calls me in
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  Speaker 1: and she's expressing cone and I was like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: need to know this stuff. She was like, you do
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  Speaker 1: need to know this stuff. How are you going to
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  Speaker 1: get into college? I was like, college, I'm freaking. When
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  Speaker 1: I'm done here, I'm out and told her I was
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  Speaker 1: going to move to la and be a famous person.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously that answer did not work for her, so I
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  Speaker 1: told her, Hawaii seems fun, that seems.
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  Speaker 2: Like a cool place to kick it for like a
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  Speaker 2: few years. So I'll go to the University of Hawaii.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: So then I go to test again.
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  Speaker 1: I sit next to my friend and she finishes much
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  Speaker 1: quicker than me, and so she slides her test over
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  Speaker 1: and pretends that she's not done, and I just copied her.
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  Speaker 3: Did this even happen?
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  Speaker 2: And I passed?
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  Speaker 3: I passed work smarter, not harder.
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  Speaker 1: But she was also in there to play to test
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  Speaker 1: take multiple times for not passing, So what made me?
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to get it done. Yeah, I'm bored.
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  Speaker 5: If you cheated off her and didn't pass, you could
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  Speaker 5: be like, will I cheated and that's why I fail.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't cheat a CTS and SATs though they were
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  Speaker 3: super like. You take those? Oh you didn't. Your school
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  Speaker 3: didn't make you take them.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to college and you have to pay.
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  Speaker 5: That's sort a community college in in our what what
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  Speaker 5: is it?
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  Speaker 4: Windshield? I was going to say the wind shild winshield
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  Speaker 4: through the windshield. That was my I didn't need an
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  Speaker 4: SAT any of that. Slick didn't require. Really, shout out solid.
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  Speaker 3: Our community college did require. That's so wild.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: But Slick is a very prestigious community college.
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  Speaker 2: It actually is. It's one of the highest.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it I think it's state wide
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  Speaker 3: because New York had regents exams. Did you guys do
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  Speaker 3: those regents?
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  Speaker 2: No? I know the Regency hotel.
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  Speaker 4: That's why we're falling behind the Utah.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: But a lot of us were dumb. I went to
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  Speaker 3: I mean, look at me, you know, so it is
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  Speaker 3: what it is.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just here.
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  Speaker 2: I just have to say this.
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  Speaker 1: I have to say this, all right, Okay, you went
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  Speaker 1: to college, you graduated, and yet here you are with
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  Speaker 1: us still.
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  Speaker 3: Right, didn't graduate. Went to college for her five year
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  Speaker 3: while you're here, didn't graduate.
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  Speaker 4: So Lisa didn't graduate. Guess what she did.
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  Speaker 5: Saved her life, saved her life, Your life saved my life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. See, you don't need to be in college grad
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  Speaker 2: to save the life.
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  Speaker 3: I shouldn't have went to college. I appreciate the time,
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  Speaker 3: but the fact that I just paid off my student
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  Speaker 3: loans last year and here it is thirty two. All
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  Speaker 3: that money I could have used on a down payment
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  Speaker 3: on a house.
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  Speaker 2: And that's not a joke. It's depressing.
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  Speaker 4: It's depressing.
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  Speaker 2: But for those of you who graduated, congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: And college doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of doctor teacher.
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  Speaker 3: Like you need college engineer.
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  Speaker 5: A dude goes to college campuses and ships on the colleges,
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  Speaker 5: and people tried to say that college is needed, and
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  Speaker 5: he just shits on him the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, literally yeah, literally, shit, you've seen it right now,
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  Speaker 1: I'll show you him.
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  Speaker 4: He's he's got books, he's got he's vic's a prestigious man.
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  Speaker 5: He's got ten businesses, I'm telling you, and he always says,
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  Speaker 5: he sounds like you're paying in debt, you're being he sounds.
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  Speaker 2: Like a fraud.
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  Speaker 4: What is he doing?
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  Speaker 2: Reels? And does his profile picture?
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  Speaker 1: Is it like really loud and a bunch of I
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  Speaker 1: didn't go to college, But I'll teach you a millionaire who.
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking about to do No, when I find his name,
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  Speaker 5: I'll shout him out because he literally goes to campuses
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  Speaker 5: and says, you're an idiot.
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  Speaker 4: What is your What are you going for?
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  Speaker 3: What about a doctor?
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  Speaker 5: Medical that he'll say, yes, go, there are things that
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  Speaker 5: you have to go to school for. But when people
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  Speaker 5: are going for business marketing, meet somebody and becomes something undecided.
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  Speaker 3: Undecided was my major for year?
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  Speaker 2: Then your real dumb dumb ass than nursing.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody that I know I graduated from college is not
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  Speaker 5: doing what they graduated in correct, but.
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  Speaker 4: Paying off that debt.
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: Paying off the debt.
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  Speaker 1: But again, going to college is a really big accomplishment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but also give them La la podcast, don't graduate
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  Speaker 3: book what you can be if.
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  Speaker 2: I will say, though I.
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  Speaker 4: Was about to say college led me to you guys, college.
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  Speaker 1: Graduate college success story.
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  Speaker 3: College led me to you too, because I lied to
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: American Idol sorry American Idol, ins said, I graduated put
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  Speaker 3: it on my resume. Yeah, and then I feel like
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  Speaker 3: we clicked because I don't know, maybe because you saw
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  Speaker 3: American Idol on my resume. Maybe not, though, who knows.
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  Speaker 1: No, that is actually yeah, it's like one of the
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  Speaker 1: things I saw that you ran their socials, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then that you wanted to be a writer, and
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  Speaker 1: I just liked you.
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  Speaker 2: I saw a lot of me and you.
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  Speaker 3: I see even more of you and me now, thank.
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  Speaker 1: God, I will say before we move on to the questions, now,
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  Speaker 1: jobs are, they're more interested. Actually, they don't even care
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  Speaker 1: if you have a bachelor's degree, which is for you years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have to come in with a master's or a PhD.
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  Speaker 1: Anything below that is like not even a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: It's basically like you like graduated from high school.
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  Speaker 3: Really yeah, I hate that.
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  Speaker 2: I hate I hate it.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's awful. That's so much money, because colleges
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  Speaker 3: are a racket in the United States. A lot of
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  Speaker 3: colleges and universities overseas are free are very discounted in
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  Speaker 3: the US and America racket for fifty thou sixty a year.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, anyway, let's move on.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Many things that were once science fiction are now science fact.
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  Speaker 3: Scientists believe that they can clone human beings. Should they?
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe that they should.
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  Speaker 1: As much as I a pre she ates science, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm very grateful because science has done incredible things for humanity.
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  Speaker 1: I can't help but think of the Family Guy episode where.
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  Speaker 2: They flowne.
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  Speaker 1: One of the characters and it ends very badly. There's
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  Speaker 1: genetic mutations that happen, and I just don't feel like
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  Speaker 1: this is something that would end well in all cases,
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  Speaker 1: such as the United States of Americas Americans.
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  Speaker 3: Utah now mister Utah, such as such as mister Utah,
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  Speaker 3: you got to answer it like that, and then I'm
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: I'm scoring, well, are you going to reread it?
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  Speaker 2: Do you need me to?
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  Speaker 4: Will you? Yeah? He did?
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  Speaker 2: He did get high.
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  Speaker 4: Before we came in, But no, I need here.
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  Speaker 3: Many things answer that were once science fiction are now
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  Speaker 3: science fact. Some believe that scientists can clone humans. Should we?
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  Speaker 4: I do not believe we should.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: Somebody told me in the car yesterday that you heard
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: from a man such as Kyle said, if could you
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: imagine winning the lottery and then timesing it by ten?
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  Speaker 3: Such as Kyle.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, you said this to me yesterday I did.
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  Speaker 2: Is this phoning a friend?
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying the Kyle me that if you.
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  Speaker 1: The meme is, the chances of you being alive is
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  Speaker 1: one in a trillion. Okay, So imagine winning the latter
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  Speaker 1: that's won in a trillion and you win it a
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  Speaker 1: million times. That is how.
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  Speaker 4: I'm is that you're you won the lottery.
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  Speaker 2: And sperm Yeah, connected and made you.
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  Speaker 5: So back to my point, I do not think we
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  Speaker 5: should clone, because I think everybody should. Everybody has a
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  Speaker 5: chance to be here, and we should not be cloning
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  Speaker 5: people because everybody coming in has something to offer in
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  Speaker 5: that one in a trillion.
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  Speaker 4: So I think we should stay on the path of
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  Speaker 4: let's let them not So both you don't agree, No,
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  Speaker 4: let's not clone.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much, miss mister Utah. You have both
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  Speaker 3: been eliminated. Thank you so much participating.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm thinking about the Family Guy episode. It's not
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  Speaker 2: them cloning. It's when Stewie and Brian have a baby.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, but they clone themselves and he goes, hey, Brian,
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  Speaker 4: it's good to meet you. He goes, I can't do that,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm good at other stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: But no, they clone that was having a baby.
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  Speaker 2: Forget what I said. I stand by what I said.
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  Speaker 4: But they do have babies. They have twenty of them.
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  Speaker 3: I think Brian and Stewie, the dog and.
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  Speaker 4: The baby they have babies.
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  Speaker 5: And the dogs are baby dogs dog babies.
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  Speaker 1: And let me tell you, I don't know why you
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  Speaker 1: would eliminate me for my answer. No, my Family Guy,
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  Speaker 1: that is the most genius show on television. I've learned
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: so much from Family Guy. I know who Conway Twitty
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: is because of Family Guys.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: You're gonna tell such as Africa such as to be fun.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, next question here, let me really not Oh wait, wait, okay,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: this is okay, wait, we're going with Miss America's answer. Now,
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: you guys.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: One Miss America.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: No, she's just said this was the best answer. So
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: this was like what people thought was top tier answer. Okay,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: let's see how close it was to your guys. Maybe
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: she meant the Family Guy will see absolutely not.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: I believe that everything happens for a reason. And I've
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: actually done a lot of reading about cloning here lately.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: It's been in the news quite a bit, and I
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: have faith that everything happens for a reason. A lot
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: of people are wanting to clone children because they've lost
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: a child. And again, like I said, I think everything
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: happens for a reason, and I think that's something that
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: a boundary that we should not cross.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: That was top tier, honestly, same as you guys, same
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: even Keel.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: It's like it's things everything happens for a reason. I
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: know you miss your child, but I mean not to
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: make it that but like dad, if we were to
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: save him, for him to go through COVID, for him
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: in his health, it's like it died, happened.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Be a waste of money. There is.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: It would have been waste of money.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: And it's not that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: You have to laugh about it.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, No I am. I was just my.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Dad is hell of fun and yeah, and he's up
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: in there, resting heavily in peace, wine in hand. Okay,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: he didn't drink box wine?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Did he?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Your dad? Did he slap the bag?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, let's put it this way, Phronsia. I
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: love Frensia, Phransia.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: If you'd like to sponsor the podcast, lalas sober and
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: so is East. But I'm not Phronsia Fransia.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: But not only that. What killed me was his plastic
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: wine glasses.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Do you remember those as a boat though you had
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: to have plastic? Was it on the boat or baby?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: I like it plastic?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, next next square? Kind right like?
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, And this comes from Tennessee timing streak.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Do you feel that a woman is not fulfilled and
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: until she is a mother?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: And why? Oh?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Man, mind you? This question was asked between two thousand
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: and one and two thousand and nine. Oh god, okay,
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: So the question is do you believe a woman is
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: not fulfilled until she is a mother. This was asked
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: on Miss USA.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Oh that's how you're gonna start your Yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, I would say, as a mother of a three
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: year old and as the only pregnant contestant of the
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Miss United States pageant, I will say motherhood is incredible,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: but I do not feel that every woman only finds
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: fulfillment once they've.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Had a baby.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I will be a mother to two
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: girls this Virgo season. I am someone who loves being
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: a mother, but it does not fulfill every.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Single thing I need in life. That is my answer.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: That was beautiful, Okay, mister Utah, how would you answer
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: this as a man.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: The bitch I'm dating.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: As the only pregnant man in the contestant in the competition.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Be for real? I want to play for real Okay,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: as a man in.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Miss us a hope, my assles juicy.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: I think that a woman does not need a child
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: to feel fulfilled in her life. But I feel like
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: it is something that only so many like women can
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: do that that can bring them something in a sense
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: of like you can do it.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: So it's like you can you can be a man.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I wouldn't.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: I have no idea how to ans to this from
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: a woman's you've been you can do everything that a
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: man can do.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: A man cannot hold a baby.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, so it's almost a leg up of let me
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: show you that I didn't need this, but I can
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: do everything that you can do and still do this.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: And create life and create life.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: It's not a fulfillment, so it's more of a flex.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Not only that, it's not a fulfillment, motherhood not a flex.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: You guys can do everything and be fulfilled by everything
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: that a man.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Is fulfilled by.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: You can also go, let me see if another let
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: me bring on life and see if I can fulfill another.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: But that of my life, I think, so to let
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: let me take on more.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Let me, I'm a boss, Let me take on.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's like I'm gonna have a baby
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: just like see.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think it's a I feel like for women,
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: it's not a fulfillment. It's I've done everything that fulfills
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: my life. I guess I see motherhood and I want
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: to see if that may add fulfillment.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: But do you believe a woman needs to have a
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: baby to be fulfilled?
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: No?
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, but it's.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: I feel like a woman having a baby could have
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: fulfillment success they've already reached.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: You would never win.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Well, No, I'm answering women questions.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Mis's family guy, I'm sweating.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Did I do good?
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Good jobs?
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Good job?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: He said?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, Now we're gonna hear Miss America's answer.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, I hope she sounds better than me.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: And this is.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Miss Alabama, so maybe she has a traditional it's going
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: to sound.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: Just like I think that women today, whatever they choose
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: to do, is people define success in their own way,
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: and some choose to get married and have children. Others
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: choose to go to college and have a career, And
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: I think that it depends on what that person's goals
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: are and what they're striving for in life that.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Makes them successful.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Way better than me.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I thought it was stupid. He never asked about success.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: He asked about fulfillment.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: But are you fulfilled with success?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Not only success? There's many things that bring.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Me And that's what her answer was, no, And it was.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: About what brings people success whatever.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Her fuck her?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, So.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, ready do you want to answer this? Well,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: we'll ask question. Do you think it's acceptable for celebrities
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: to voice their opinion on political issues?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: As someone who considers themselves a solid de celebrity, I
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: want everyone to remind remember that celebrities are just like you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: So if everyone else has the right to speak about
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: what their political views are, then I certainly think celebrities
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: should be able to speak on that as well. Celebrities
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: are held to a different standard because of the platform
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: they have, they have a lot of reach, So I
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: do think that there is a sense of responsibility and
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: what they say they need to really really think about.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Judge, you stop fucking cutting then but.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I do believe that they should be able to speak
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: on whatever political issues they want to speak on.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: That's my answer.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, Miss Utah, mister Utah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: How I feel do you need me to ask the question? Now?
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Pay their taxes like everyone else, their voice matters like
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: everyone else.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: That is my answer.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: That is an excellent fucking answer.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: That is a great quick Okay, let's see how the
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: contestant actually answered.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: I think they should be given the same right that
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: we as Americans are given.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: We're allowed to voice our opinions by going.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: And voting, and so they do the same thing.
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: And I think that they can help us to encourage
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: us to go and vote and share their opinion.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: You could have a variety opinions, so it's fine, great answer,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: great answer.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: That was a great answer.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Opinion opinions are like your butthole.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Everyone has one, except for the people that don't. Some
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: people don't have assholes.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you I really liked your answeresent It
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: was short and to the point, and you know what
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I'm giving that I agree and I agree with what
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: she said.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mss Tennessee, Uh No, I think that was the
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: question was The question was from miss See. I think
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: you get to submit questions as a.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Test submits a question, and I think that they're pulled
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: up and then that question is asked to different states.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: What has been your greatest challenge and what have you
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: learned from it? Oh, this can get deep, so answer
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: as you wish.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: My biggest challenge has been trying to find the balance
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: between my son's sign, which is Virgo, and my rising
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: which is Scorpio. For those of you who don't know,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Virgo is very grounded. They're perfectionists and they're very controlling.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Scorpio is not grounded. They're a little bit more chaotic
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: and a little bit more ZINGI. Virgo is a woman,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Scorpio is a scorpion. So to find that balance and
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: not have them conflicted all the time has really been
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: a challenge in my thirty three years on Earth. But
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I find that I am working it out all.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: But then sudden she's in therapy or something. Thank you
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: very much, beful answer mister easton Utah, what has been
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: your biggest challenge and.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Why I'm thinking about insects? Could you read the question?
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, what has been your biggest challenge and why My.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Biggest challenge, like everyone else listening, is knowing the greatness
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: that I have and being too afraid to show it,
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: and not only for me, but to benefit the people
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: around me.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: This is great, Miss Utah over there laughing in your face.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: It's so good and so cute, but immediately made me
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: want to see.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Why God.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Let me catch my.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: No, that was so cute and so good, And all
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I want to say to you is shine bright, shine far,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: be a star. Don't be shy at, don't be shy,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: be a star where he's not only me, everybody.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Just to let you guys know, I really just punctured
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: a good hold.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to be a little more careful.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: But no, I started because it wasn't funny.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: It was like when you see a time laugh being
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: so cute and you laugh about it because it's like
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: makes you so much joy. That made me so happy,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: and I you are great and you shouldn't be afraid
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: to show it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and everybody else you are too.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: This is only about me.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Did I do well?
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Okay? This is how she answered.
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: My greatest challenge was starting my company, as I was
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: talking about before, because I jumped into a male dominated
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: industry the granite business is all guys, and so it
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: was really hard for me to jump in there into
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: a business meeting and have them respect me. But hopefully,
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: I mean, when I open my mouth, I really know
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: what I'm talking about. I've done my research, and I
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: want to prove to them that young women can be
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: successful in that industry just as well as men can't.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you, miss, that was an excellent answer.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: She's a bad and you can take the granite industry.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: I really damn it, are you? Okay?
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I punched a couple of things, but no,
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: the granite industry, Like, that's just uh, I feel like construction.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: The granite industry, isn't that what she said?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is a granite counter.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: I'm guessing that's what she was going into. But that's construction,
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: and that's I agree, that's.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: A great job.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: It is, granted, like nice counter.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: It's beyond just the counter talk.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: But it's probably a thriving industry still, and this is
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: between two thousand and two thousand, and I don't take
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: it for granted.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Done.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I love a mom joked. I have a fifty cent joke. Okay, quick,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: let's hear it.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Thank you miss your talking?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: What did fifty do when he was hungry? Fifty eight?
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: At fifty eight? What? But like, where's the fifty eight?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Fifty eight? I know, I think, what did fifty do
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: when he was hungry? Fifty eight? But why is fifty
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: eight there? You understand why six seventy eight?
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: I was just going to say, why was six? Why
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: was six? Afraid of seven?
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Miss heard that joke?
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I know, it's what did fifty do when he was hungry?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Fifty eight?
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah? But how did you get to eight?
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Okay? When he was hungry fifteen?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Then it's not a fifty cent joke, you fucking idiots?
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: God, but there's no joke before that. So who's the idiot?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I think you?
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: John? Can you please break this tie?
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: I'm on team Easton and jests here. I have a
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: show idea. I mean, I'm trying to figure out.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I have to do a fifty s I just said,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I have a fifty cent joke.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, you guys fifty cent.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: With fifty seven and they got hungry? What did they do?
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: We're trying to figure out how you got the eight.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: We're trying to figure out.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: What they Yeah, but to do it six afraid of seven?
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: What did he do? Eight? Nine? Right?
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: But why.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Fucking good?
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: I think we're on target.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, what did fifty do when he was hungry? Fifty
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: eight joke? I'm gonna there's got there's something missing.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: There's not I'm gone. I read it online today.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: It's like the blower we got we were missing the
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: whole charger does when he gets hungry?
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: What fifty eight?
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I don't understand how you guys are.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: Not I get it because fifty eight like fifty eight
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: the number fifty eight, but fifty also ate a meal.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: But how did we get to fifty? How did we
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: miss one? Two, three four?
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: It's not a mass joke. It's not a math joke.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: It's not a math joke.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, well you know what, that's not a math joke.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: That should have been your talent for Jennis.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I'm asking Jennis after this is the next next question.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: So here's a question. So many families seem to be
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: growing apart. How can we keep families together?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think that we It's not some like let's
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: open a book and read it and that's the answer.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: To keep families together, families have to want to stay
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: together each person in the family most importantly, the head
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: of the households, whether that's mom and mom, dad and dad,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: mom and dad. They have to know that they are
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: the head of the household and make sure that they
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: keep their relationship tight so that they always want to
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: be together and their kids don't have to split homes.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I'm so shook from the joke. I don't even know
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: As mister Utah, to keep families close, I would say,
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: we have to go.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Back closer together together.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: To keep families to get done.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not done, However, I like this.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I was gonna ask about this.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I believe that if a couple decides that they are
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: no longer fit and happy together, children, being bounced back
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: between two happy households is way more beneficial than keeping
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: children in a home that is.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Unhappy and keep That is my please don't cut me off.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: And now fifty eight that.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Was my answer. Okay, it's gonna take a while to
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: shake off the show.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know how. It's like talking to a brick
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: wall with all I want you to.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: No, we get it, we get it. There was just
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: no effort in getting there.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: We're back at the joke.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: But there's an effort with me counting from five, six, seven, eight,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: because that.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Six was afraid of seven because seven eight nine.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Damnit.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Wow, there's effort there. You counted, You counted in order.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: You guys know there was substance behind the cobstance.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: You counted, yeah, because.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Seven eight nine because seven eight nine. He didn't number
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: eight at nine. That's why six was afraid of seven
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: because he eate number nine.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: And there it's a double onndres.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: There you go, fifty just fifty eight eastern eight too.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: But it's not a number. It's not a number.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, sod fucking.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: God didn't and you're never gonna win. You're never gonna win.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Now, you're never gonna win. My new rap name is
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: twenty twenty cent. What did twenty cent do when he
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: got hungry twenty eight? Okay, so now I'm my new
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: rap name is twenty There's a lot of effort in
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: that joke.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Moving on, if it were twenty cent, it would be funny.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: It would be funny. Are some rapper doesn't even exist?
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: So if twenty one savage was hungry twenty one eight,
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: twenty one eight.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: That's not a number. Oh my god, you guys.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Are putting my point. I get it out. Okay, eight
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: is not a number if we're just saying for the number.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: That's why I said twenty. That's why I said the
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: two zero twenty. I'm gonna my rap name is twenty cent.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: That's my new rap name, twenty.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Eight twenty eight.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you, no joke has ever made me
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: laugh this hard. I've been laughing for seven minutes now.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: So she succeeded to.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Me, Oh, everybody, I'm now easton.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Would you like to answer or do not give up?
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: I'm only now thinking about.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: How do you keep couples? How do you keep couples together,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: families together?
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: I would like to Okay, honest answer is.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: How do we keep families together?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Yet?
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: I would like to.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Know, hold on, sorry, the statistic of families in the
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: sixties and seventies into the two thousands, and to see
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: where families may be ripping apart, because I feel like
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: families stay together with structure. A lot of jobs back
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: in the day came with a career. Your job was
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: a career. Careers were structure. Your family had structure behind
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: your job. This men and women. No, I would like
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: to know when jobs have stopped becoming careers and started
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: becoming jobs. I see, a career is a thing that
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: you do for life. If you're in a career, you
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: can now take care of your family and care for
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: their needs. If you are in a job, it is
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: hard to care for where you are going to go
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: to put yourself in a career to take care of
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: your family.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: That is where I'm coming from.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I think it's because people are dipping their dick where it.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Don't belonging more accepted now, and I think families, a
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: lot of families were probably miserable back then, and people suffered.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: It was like the.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Class because they didn't have a career. Why at all, Dennis,
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: they didn't have careers?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, what does a baby computer call his father? This
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: is a joke.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: A baby what is it?
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Pivoted? What does a baby computer? We have pivoted to jokes?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: What does a baby computer call his father?
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: B Nope, that's what a piece?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know a desktop data?
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Is that many like data?
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know what deer is called? The data is
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: a baby computer?
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: And then is that what a male deer. It's called
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: I said data. Oh my god, okay, rail after an
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: unsuccessful harvest? Why did the farmer decide to try a
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: career in music?
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Anyone? It was Barley?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Lala, would you like to what is
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: a checked after an unsuccessful harvest? Why did the farmer
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: decide to try a career in music?
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you one word, and I want
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: you guys to answer.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Beats because the beats were.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Low after an un drop. Close because he had a
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: ton of sick beats.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, but beats don't get sick.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: So I really heard about this? Isn't it?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Where's the joke?
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: But they did? They go bad? And that's a sick beat.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: That's a rotten so rotten beats because there's effort there.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: That is a rotten beat. Baby, it's a rotten beat.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Twenty five cent, Get on that rotten beat. Twenty sorry,
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: twenty cent, get on that rotten beat.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: See you think that there's nothing to it, but so
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: far you fucked it up fifty eight times.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: There is a joke with twenty five cent, though.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: We just continue to make those all dumb on this episode.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Shall we go to the next.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Joke, are feeling.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Questions?
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Another joke? Okay, we have pivoted, we need the.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Light in the mood for and did fifty five? No, okay,
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: that's nifty five?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: What Easton? If you know this? Because I've told him.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Before, I'll stay I'll stay silent. I'm sure.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: What did one saggi boob? I love figuring out jokes.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: What did one saggy boob say to the other like,
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: tit's something I don't know.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: We better perk up.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: And now she's going to get shipped on me for
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: the twenty twenty five, so we better perk up before
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: somebody thinks we're nuts.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, thank you.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I like it. She threw me off with the tits.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: I was like, whoa sim I.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Was like, it's a cute joke that I used to
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: tell in auditions when.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: They would be like, do you have a joke? Okay?
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: So what happened to the questions?
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: They left? They are gone? Okay? So what Forrest Gump's password?
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Run Forest Run? I don't know.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: There has to be numbers, so figure that out.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Seven eight, nine, one forest one.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: That's really funny. That's super cute.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Actually, now, mine, what do you call a cow without
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: legs a potato? No, a cow without legs.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: A ground beef. That's funny because he's on the ground.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: There was a little kid and he goes, why did
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: the chicken cross the road? The mom goes, wy, and
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: he goes, because that's dying for five minutes.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's a little kid.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: So funny, and he had a chicken in his Handswer,
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: it's even funnier.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: That's cute. I like jokes. These are cute and they
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: end in bloodshed.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Jessica likes the joke.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I asked my wife if I was the only one
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: she slept with. She said, yes, the others were sevens and.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Eights her kids.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's fucked up, it's so good. Do you if
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I was the only one? She no, the rest were.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: The others were sevens and eights.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's funny. That's funny, very rude, but funny. That's
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: something dad would see the mom My mom would say,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: do you.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Think that's what mom would say to dad? No, dad's
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: over her. My dad.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: My mom my dad would ask like a question, and
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: my mom would say, hold on, I'm trying to think,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: and he would say the first time, or it should
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: be like this cake is to die for and you
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: go having a bite that is so.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Up to her, just dead silent. Today's the day all
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: dogs feel sick. Today's the day all dogs die, Lisa,
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: do you feel sick.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Today's the day all dogs are dead? Do you feel sick?
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Do you feel sick?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: It sounds like let's jump to ache and relieve.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh fuck, I love this episode. I've never left
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: so hard in my life.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Let's see if the audience feels the same way or
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: if they're going to be like, wow, okay.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: My relief of the week is that I did the
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: jiu jitsu competition. I didn't get hurt, and I had
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: a great experience because even if I didn't win, I
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: learned things.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Oh we love when you learn things. I learned a
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: lot during this episode.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Me too. And my ache is I don't know I
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: have no ache. My ache is la Lea's a joke.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: That was okay? Is that you didn't get it? Okay,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: moving on in your turn.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: My ache is I've been waking up early. As you've seen,
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: I've been going on walks. Yeah, I've been doing a
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: whole bunch of stuff.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: That's an ache.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: The ache is I'm loving it doing it. I'm trying
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: to find the structure behind it. I love doing it,
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: but I want to be obsessed with it.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I want to He is very into the structure this podcast.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: He thinks families don't stay together because of the structure.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: His life has been suffering structured sure structure the joke failed.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Do you want to be obsessed with it?
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: I want to be obsessed with like waking up in
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: the morning and getting into that routine, Like I want
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: to be excited to wake up.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I don't think that that's like you. I don't think
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: people go I'm obs I.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: Think walking Landon loves waking up in the morning because.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: He love waking up in the morning too. I wake up.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Three mornings a week at four thirty am for jiu jitsu,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: and I love But I'm not obsessed. When I wake
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: up every morning, I go, I'm exhausted, and I wish
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: I wasn't waking up, But I know that I will
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: end up being thankful I.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Woke up, and that's the thing, and that's where and
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: that's what I'm thankful for it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: I don't. I guess obsessed isn't the right word.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: I want to be you want it to be easy,
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: you want to be like closed, and those.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Are the things. So I'm like trying to find that.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: So I've been taking a couple of like daily vitamins
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: and things like that.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: So that's my ache of trying to do it. And
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: it's not an ache, which is great.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: It's an ache trying to become the relief so that
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: it consistent.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Are consistent? Amazing?
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: The only thing I mean, I woke up a little
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: later today because I got a good ruled ankle yesterday.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: But got up today, still went on a walk, got
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: it going.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: But and then my relief is I am still staying
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: on structure with how much I am not wanting to
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: do it. So I am relieved of how I have
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: maintained that part of my life with not wanting to
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: but pushing yourself, well, pushing myself and now wanting to
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: find that balance of I'm excited to wake up, So
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: been taking supplements like things like that, just you know,
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: trying it up.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: And so yeah, congrats on that. By that, thank you.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: The way, question, are you excited after you get it done.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: When I am out of the bed and I am
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: walking ten feet out of the house, I already know
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: it's a great day. It's I want to be excited,
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Like I want to put on my shoes and socks,
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: like I'm excited to go.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Do this because I know how I'm about to feel.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: It's okay, I'm tired, and then I walk and I'm like, okay,
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: I feel better. I want to have that headspace of
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: that because I feel like waking up in that headspace
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: can sometimes.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Drag me down throughout the day.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: So I want to I want to have that headspace
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: of like I'm excited to be up, excited to do this, Yeah,
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: and not a chore.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: So if it makes you feel any better. Even when
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I was working out four days a week and it
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: was like consistent, I still dreaded every time I had
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: to wake up and go to the gym, but it
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: never once I was into it and then I left,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I felt so good. But it never became something I
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: was like excited to do every morning.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: But and I will say, like I'm taking that like
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: not men, but like daily vitamins and things like that,
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: and they're they're helping a lot So that's the other
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: thing that I'm trying to do, so daily vitamins and
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: trying to just.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Figure out a good balance.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Love a good daily, daily vitamin, daily minerals. Athletic Greens
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: sponsor the podcast. Again, I enjoyed Athletic Greens. I don't
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: know if they're sponsors.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I like my I like my Merry Ruth's, but they
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: don't have to be prenatal.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say prenatal.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Yes to that.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Vitamins minerals, I.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Will say, is the ninja thirsty? They're energizing like their
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: energy pods. Yeah, I love those.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Mom makes them for me. Yeah, a good one.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: What about your my ache?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Is the fifty joke? I didn't have an ache today.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm thriving. Keep you guys, definitely. Okay,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: let me went out the data joke. Okay, first of all,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: it's not No one calls their dad data, it's dada, right,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: So why is that funny?
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Well it wasn't. I thought it was about a deer,
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: so I did not laugh.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: He said, is it data? What they call a male
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: adult deer?
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's my ache because I lost brain cells from
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: the two of you.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Who I actually loved being around before that moment because
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I felt you were inspiring and.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: My way better.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: And then I would say, my relief is actually my
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: relief is going back to structure Easton. Thank you word
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: of the day every time you heard this word, have
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: a dream to feel like.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: But we're starting I got.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I was a little bit nervous with Ocean because she
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: sleeps in the bed still, and I'm like, how are
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: we going to get this kid to wake up before
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: eight to be the school? And we're following. We're falling
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: into the routine and habit of like I make the
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: lunch and just everything is kind of running effortlessly and seamlessly,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: and that makes me happy because once baby comes, it's.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Going to be a little bit chaotic. So at least
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: we've got one thing down.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there it is, and that's why I said it. Yes,
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: you having that makes you the better mom and all that.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Well, it's certain the structure certainly isn't keeping my marriage together.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: So I'm the perfect I've proven.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Your no no, no no, because I could go.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Instagram anyway, We're not going to get back into it.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys for listening to another chaotic, unhinged obsessive, composed.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Hey just remember.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Anxiety ridden episode. Stop talking, I'm talking. Stop talking over me.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: I love you. Go smoke your weed, my fucking god,
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: calm down. I love you guys. Thank you for listening.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: I will catch you next week