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He Blames Her ASS?! | .4 BAC, a Live Grenade & a Bear Attack · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 3: us Inside the Treehouse. Dan ol Maley along with Trey
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  Speaker 3: Trenholm and Jerry called well, welcome to the end of
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  Speaker 3: our quote unquote broadcasting week. Here inside the Treehouse. Today,
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  Speaker 3: we are starting with stupid news of Palooza. We also
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  Speaker 3: will jump into revisiting the flock camera debate because there's
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  Speaker 3: been some new information that has come to light that
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  Speaker 3: we want to dig into. But first let's start with
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  Speaker 3: one of the most terrifying headlines I have ever heard
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  Speaker 3: in my life. A seventy year old mushroom picker had
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  Speaker 3: his head torn off in a bear attack. This makes
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  Speaker 3: me want to never go outside ever again. Not that
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  Speaker 3: I've ever been tempted to go mushroom picking, but I look,
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  Speaker 3: we just did that waterfall tour the other day in
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  Speaker 3: the Hills Slash Mountains outside of Portland, and I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: really worried about any bears because there's just way too
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  Speaker 3: many people in the areas that we were. But trust me,
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  Speaker 3: it was in the back of my mind because I
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  Speaker 3: had seen this headlight that Trey sent earlier in the week.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know where bears are.
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  Speaker 2: They're sneaky, You're right, I don't. And I also know
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  Speaker 2: that they're freaky fast.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, You not out run a bear.
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  Speaker 2: Do not do not let their size trick you.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of it's kind of like Jerome bettis the
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  Speaker 3: old running back from the Pittsburgh Steelers. That was a
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  Speaker 3: big dude, but he could move. He was like a bear,
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  Speaker 3: big old grizzly bear. He will run your ass down
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  Speaker 3: and chew you up. And he might have actually because
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  Speaker 3: he might have been hungry. But a man has died
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  Speaker 3: after having his head torn off by a bear, well
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  Speaker 3: picking mushrooms in a Japanese forest. I'll admit to you this.
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  Speaker 3: When I hear stories about this, A I'm terrified. Be
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  Speaker 3: it's sad, It's it's extremely sad. And and four, I'm
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  Speaker 3: really glad this didn't happen anywhere near where I live, right,
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  Speaker 3: I was surprised.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't think of Japan having you know, ferocious bears.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly they do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm with you.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, look, this is this is good old fashioned
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  Speaker 3: American ignorance. I don't think about Japan like that, like
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  Speaker 3: you just mentioned Trey, like if there's a bear problem,
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking. When I saw the headline, I thought Alaska, Canada,
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  Speaker 3: Canada for sure, somewhere in the Northern States. I mean, look,
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  Speaker 3: even Texas has its share of you know, black bears
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  Speaker 3: and things like that. And I honestly I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how many different species of bears there are, but like
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  Speaker 3: obviously there's the main ones. There's the big grizzly, the
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  Speaker 3: big brown grizzly bears, and then the which.
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  Speaker 1: Are still are. It's basically brown bears, black bears.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, brown bear, black bear, that's it. Brown tend to
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  Speaker 3: be a little bigger, black team to be a little
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  Speaker 3: bit smaller. But there's smaller black bear species, there's larger
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  Speaker 3: black bear species, same with the brown bears.
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  Speaker 2: All I know is if I see a bear, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Do, Buy it a voaka soda.
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  Speaker 3: I will do that. That sounds like my best bet.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, you know what surprisingly you're supposed to do with
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  Speaker 1: a grizzly.
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  Speaker 2: Punch it in the face.
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  Speaker 1: No, uh no, you want to make yourself as big
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  Speaker 1: as possible and be very loud.
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  Speaker 3: This is one of those things where I had you
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  Speaker 3: and I this is where you and I disagree so
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  Speaker 3: so mightily, Trey, not really, but I had always heard
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  Speaker 3: brown down black attack.
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  Speaker 1: Now. I don't know about other brown bears, but I
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  Speaker 1: know with grizzly that say, you know, because they grizzlies
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  Speaker 1: typically don't want they're not trying to fight you. They're
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  Speaker 1: typically like protecting their cubs or stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's more of like a show of force, a show
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  Speaker 3: of dominance. Hints to stand on the hind legs, so
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  Speaker 3: they want you to run away or do you then
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  Speaker 3: like just sheepish, you don't know?
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  Speaker 1: You like I said, you make yourself as big as
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  Speaker 1: possible and as loud as possible, and you're not run.
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  Speaker 1: If you run, you will die.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So I know that with any predator, don't run, don't look,
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  Speaker 3: don't act like prey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, with a grizzly, because they will eat you alive,
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  Speaker 1: literally see it.
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  Speaker 3: And this is what's so difficult about that, because grizzly
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  Speaker 3: bears are so big, and if I come face to
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  Speaker 3: face with one and it stands up and is in
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  Speaker 3: bare language saying I'm gonna f you up, it's going
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  Speaker 3: to be very difficult for me as a human to
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  Speaker 3: be like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, come at me, bro, you really want to
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  Speaker 2: square up at that thing? You do not?
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  Speaker 1: Your options are very limited.
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  Speaker 2: They really are.
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  Speaker 3: And you have to kind of play this out in
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  Speaker 3: your head multiple times. You have to kind of prepare
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  Speaker 3: yourself if you're going into an area where there may
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  Speaker 3: be bears and think, Okay, if this happens, I need.
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  Speaker 2: To do this, I need to do X to survive.
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  Speaker 4: And really you really need to have a safer place
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  Speaker 4: to to, you know, to pick your mushrooms. Like for instance,
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  Speaker 4: mind's the bedroom and the spare the closet and the
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  Speaker 4: spare bedroom.
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  Speaker 3: You're a mushroom farmer on the inside, if you know,
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  Speaker 3: you know fair enough. You know I had a house once.
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  Speaker 3: You probably could have grown mushrooms. It was so human.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, I get that.
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  Speaker 1: I just go to Kroger.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just go to the store, man, you know, you
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  Speaker 3: know where I've never been eaten by a bear, proger scags. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I went for a deep pool there. That really is wine.
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  Speaker 3: That's the one I was gonna do. There you go, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: mushroom picker has his head torn off and bear attack.
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  Speaker 2: My god. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Bonus points Trey, what's the Cedar Springs store right now?
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  Speaker 3: Because I know what used to be in Albertson's and
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  Speaker 3: then it was I think it was a tom Thumb.
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  Speaker 3: The main one on Cedar Springs in Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: That's always been Kroger. You're you're thinking of the one
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  Speaker 1: that was on McKinney.
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  Speaker 2: That's yeah, Sorry, my brain just goes to bar uh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, someday they say they're going to open up either
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  Speaker 1: a central market or god, I hope an h g B.
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  Speaker 1: But that thing's been sitting vacant now for man probably close.
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  Speaker 2: To ten years. Holy crap.
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  Speaker 3: It's amazing the piece of real estate like that, and
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  Speaker 3: just nothing has happened with it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so there's a story.
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  Speaker 1: No no, so Albertson sold off a big chunk of
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  Speaker 1: their real estate portfolio to AGB. HIB forever said they
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  Speaker 1: would never open an HB in Dallas proper because they
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to infringe on their central market franchise.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but.
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  Speaker 1: They also really didn't want to open hb's in North
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  Speaker 1: Texas well. Obviously, in the last five years they have
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  Speaker 1: thrown that to the wind and they are opening up
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  Speaker 1: agib's left, right and sideways. So there is hope that
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  Speaker 1: maybe they'll open up an AGB there. But the other
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  Speaker 1: thing is they can't decide is if they want to
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  Speaker 1: build a twenty story high rise right there on top
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  Speaker 1: of the grocery store or what.
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  Speaker 3: Figure it out. It looks it's a big waste to
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  Speaker 3: see base. I mean Jesus, it's a.
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  Speaker 1: That property you're talking, it's a mind boggling I would
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  Speaker 1: guess that property is somewhere in the neighborhood of fifty
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  Speaker 1: million dollar property that's just been sitting there. M h.
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  Speaker 3: I'm loving the chat for the the mushroom picker that
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  Speaker 3: had his head torn off. I like Mackie's response here.
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  Speaker 3: He says being loud in front of a grizzly bear
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't be a problem because I'll definitely be screaming like
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  Speaker 3: a girl if I saw a bear, and Marshall seems
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  Speaker 3: to be taking the opposite approach. Instead of offering helpful
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  Speaker 3: advice if staring down a bear, he wants to give
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  Speaker 3: the worst advice possible by saying, just climb a tree,
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  Speaker 3: You'll be fine.
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  Speaker 1: Lol.
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  Speaker 3: I do like I do like Diego's idea here, just
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  Speaker 3: go big and loud like a Karen that I think
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  Speaker 3: actually is a phenomenal idea if staring down.
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  Speaker 2: A bear as to talk to go.
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  Speaker 3: Full Karen and just channel that like, channel that Karen attitude,
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, that bear will eventually.
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  Speaker 2: Just go I'm not in the mood for this and
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  Speaker 2: then just walk away. I like that.
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  Speaker 1: There was one hYP there would be look at you
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  Speaker 1: quizically when you ask for its manager.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, very much like but I am the area of manager.
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  Speaker 3: I just checked my LinkedIn profile. It says I'm dumb
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  Speaker 3: the head or do.
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  Speaker 1: What every you know? The other thing is do what
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  Speaker 1: every you know? It seems like dash cam or officer
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  Speaker 1: cam video I see now you know traffic stops that
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  Speaker 1: you know are going to go awry if someone goes,
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to your supervisor. Get your supervisor here.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, for a long time they were kind
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  Speaker 1: of okay with it. Now you can tell there's been
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  Speaker 1: a switch and they're like, yeah, we don't have to
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  Speaker 1: do that. They're like, oh, yeah you do. No, you
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  Speaker 1: really don't, you know.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's more of a polite request that we just entertained.
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  Speaker 2: And we're done entertaining it now.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Usually when someone's calling for backup, it's because they want
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  Speaker 3: the additional hands and sometimes they want the additional camera footage.
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  Speaker 2: Or the additional taser.
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  Speaker 3: Also that yeah, because because you know what, you know,
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  Speaker 3: what's more fun than writing one lightning.
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  Speaker 2: Doubling up?
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  Speaker 3: New Orleans police say a man was stabbed Monday morning,
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  Speaker 3: but he didn't even.
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  Speaker 1: Know it they built differently.
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  Speaker 3: In Louisiana, man was stabbed multiple times and told police
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  Speaker 3: he didn't even know he'd been attacked. Jesus, you go
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  Speaker 3: from a bear attack where it ripped a dude's head off.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously that guy knows he got attacked to a Cajun
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  Speaker 3: man who's been stabbed multiple times and doesn't even know
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  Speaker 3: anything happened. An initial report says the victim was near
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  Speaker 3: the corner of Cyprus Acres Drive and Vespasian Boulevard in
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  Speaker 3: New Orleans. The victim was walking when approached by this suspect,
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  Speaker 3: who propositioned him. Man tells investigators he declined the unidentified
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  Speaker 3: suspect's invitation and just kept walking. A short time later,
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  Speaker 3: a bystander stopped the victim and advised him, you're bleeding, cops.
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  Speaker 1: Say, aways not a This very well could be a
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  Speaker 1: bear attack.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't give the any sort of a physical description
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  Speaker 3: of the proposition or.
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  Speaker 2: Cops say.
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  Speaker 3: It was not until then that the man realized he
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  Speaker 3: had been assaulted. The victim then discovered he had sustained
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  Speaker 3: multiple stab wounds. This is at seven thirty in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Police did not advise the victim's condition, nor what if
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  Speaker 3: any other circumstances have led to him not knowing he
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  Speaker 3: had been repeatedly stabbed.
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  Speaker 2: We know what those circumstances are.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I will say that back in my
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  Speaker 1: drinking days, there were a couple of times in New
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  Speaker 1: Orleans that if I got stabbed at seven thirty in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, I probably wouldn't have known it either.
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  Speaker 3: There was one time in New Orleans where I was
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  Speaker 3: throwing up in front of the Cafe Dumont and thinking,
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  Speaker 3: if someone stabbed me right now, I'd be okay with it.
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  Speaker 3: So really, when you party in New Orleans, anything's possible.
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  Speaker 3: You can run the whole gamut God Lakeland Police, Florida.
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  Speaker 3: A Florida Police department temporary I'm gonna do that again
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  Speaker 3: because my mouth didn't work. A Florida police department temporarily
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  Speaker 3: closed after a well intentioned in I can't talk.
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  Speaker 2: Is it seven thirty in New Orleans? All right? Third
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  Speaker 2: time to charm? Here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Florida Police temporarily closed their department after a well intentioned
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  Speaker 3: citizen brought a live grenade inside. Sir, we appreciate wow
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  Speaker 3: the assistance on this, but can you please not bring.
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  Speaker 2: Demolition into the department. Police.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this goes. You know, if you think you find
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  Speaker 1: a grenade, don't pick it up.
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  Speaker 2: Cosse don't be the cartoon.
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  Speaker 3: Don't don't do not cosplay Looney Tunes where you pick
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  Speaker 3: up the bomb and run around with it. Do not
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  Speaker 3: channel your inner Batman where you pick up the bomb
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  Speaker 3: and run around Manhattan and run around the UN Security
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  Speaker 3: Council with a bomb.
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  Speaker 1: Especially when it's I believe the story is that they
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  Speaker 1: think it's like from the Korean War era. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: if it's that old and it's a grenade, it looks
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  Speaker 1: anything like it could explode. Do what the police call them.
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  Speaker 1: They'll come to you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no need to door dash this to the police.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A live Korean War era hand grenade prompted a temporary
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  Speaker 3: closure of the Lakeland, Florida Police Department. Police said the
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  Speaker 3: Tampa Bomb Squad safely disposed of the device.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's an episode of Hill Street Blues. I never saw,
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  Speaker 3: but I really really want to.
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  Speaker 1: That's an snl skit.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A well meaning citizen arrived at the Lakeland Police Department
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  Speaker 3: with an old hand grenade and officers had to shut
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  Speaker 3: down the station temporarily. Lakeland Police said Sunday, around three
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  Speaker 3: o'clock in the afternoon, a nice, relaxing, lazy Sunday afternoon
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  Speaker 3: out of Florida Police Department. Things are quiet, things are nice.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, and in comes this dude with a freaking hand grenade,
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  Speaker 2: the seventy year old pineapple grenade.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, really with the one of them, probably the most
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  Speaker 3: obvious of grenades, and you're walking into the door. It's like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god. So yeah, Sunday afternoon around three o'clock
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  Speaker 3: arrived at the station. Person told officers they'd been helping
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  Speaker 3: clean out a family member's personal effects and found the
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  Speaker 3: box with what appeared to be a live grenade inside. So, Trey,
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  Speaker 3: just a quick heads up because you're starting a new
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  Speaker 3: business here that's going through and helping people clean out
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  Speaker 3: all sorts of you know things which include you know,
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  Speaker 3: relative dead relative stuff. So it's very possible, Trey, you
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  Speaker 3: may come across a Korean War era grenade. So I
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  Speaker 3: want you to promise us right now that you pick
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 2: And throw it around and take video.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and take video so we can get a really
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: good news story here inside the treehouse and a really
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: good in Memoriam episode for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I probably won't even have the time to
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  Speaker 1: think about whether to pick it up or not. I'll
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  Speaker 1: probably open up a box.
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  Speaker 3: Boom, it'll fall out just long enough for you to
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  Speaker 3: see it, watch the pin fall out, and for you
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  Speaker 3: to say, God, damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I genuinely hope that that does not happen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got to think at this point where we're
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  Speaker 1: we're getting to an age where they're not that many
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  Speaker 1: of these things left, but who knows.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, especially when like in this case, because
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  Speaker 3: this one was found in somebody's stuff from the Korean War,
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  Speaker 3: which means they brought that home. Now in other places,
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  Speaker 3: even in the even in America, you could be in
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  Speaker 3: a field somewhere and you could come across some sort
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  Speaker 3: of like civil war munition or French Indian Wars stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And then in Europe it's even more so because you
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  Speaker 3: have all the wars that have happened in Europe. It's
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you'll find German potato masher grenades in places
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  Speaker 3: and are and unexploded artillery shells from World War one
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  Speaker 3: and two and stuff. Don't pick them up and definitely
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  Speaker 3: don't be like that one guy that not only picked
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  Speaker 3: it up but put it in his butt.
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  Speaker 1: Of course that's where you went with it.
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  Speaker 3: Look, the story stands out. I still remember that story.
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  Speaker 3: I can't remember if it was earlier this year or
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  Speaker 3: if it was last year.
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  Speaker 2: Where it was.
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  Speaker 3: A man had to have a live artillery show removed
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  Speaker 3: from his rectum because he saw it and it was
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  Speaker 3: just like, well.
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  Speaker 2: That's got a nice shape to it, exactly, I know
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  Speaker 2: where this needed to go. That's just terrifying to me.
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  Speaker 1: The getting stuff something lodged in your ass or.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, sure, tray.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just I don't have enough energy to fight you
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  Speaker 3: on this and be like yeah, the jaws of life
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  Speaker 3: had to be used to free a woman from a crash.
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  Speaker 3: Then she was hospitalized for a point four blood alcohol content.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're going to go go big.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's impressive.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: On August sixteenth, in Washington State, an Olala woman was
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: taken to St. Anthony Medical Center after crashing into a ditch.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: According to the Kitsip County Sheriff's Office post on Facebook,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Fire and Rescue say the crash occurred around six o'clock
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: in the afternoon. After arriving at the scene, fire and
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: rescue used the jaws of life to take the roof
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: off the woman's car and pull her out. Upon transfer
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: to the hospital, the woman had her blood drawn to
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: determine BAC. The blood draw results showed the woman's blood
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: alcohol level sat at zero point four.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Jeez, well, I really want I really.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Especially on the heels of celebrating ten years of sobriety,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I have pondered this that at my peak, I wonder,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I wonder what my highest BAC was.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Ever, that's a great question. I'm trying to remember.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Did you do the Dallas County Sheriff's Office roadside sobriety
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: testing back in the day when we were at CBS Radio.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Did you do that that night with us? Jared, you
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: know what we're talking about. Say no, m hm, so
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: many many years ago. The Dallas County Sheriff's Office, I mean,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: they do this all the time. They have to do
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: roadside sobriety testing for new officers and continuing training for
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: existing officers, right and so in order to do legitimate,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: real lifestyle roadside sobriety testing training, they have to get
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: real people drunk in order to do it. So why
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: not just get the folks that are already practiced at
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: that part sort of. So sometimes a lot of times
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: it's other officers that will volunteer for it. Sometimes it's
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: friends and family of officers that will that they'll call
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: on to do it. And sometimes they just call the
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: radio station that know that they know is full of
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: drunks be like, hey, you guys want you guys want
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: to party, and.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: We're like yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: So this was back when the Dallas County Sheriff's Office
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: had its little facility on thirty five in Dallas, like
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: close to downtown. I think it's now like or it
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: was at one point like the like a Mavericks facility,
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: But anyway, at one point DCSO had a little office
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: in there, and so all we had to do is
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: go from the radio station which was just up the road,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: drive down. It's b yob, you bring your preferred stuff,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: and then it's a very formal, regimented thing where they
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: have you in a room and you're just hanging out drinking,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: and then at a couple of different times you get
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: pulled into another room to get sobriety tested. But doing
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: like all the exercises and things, Trey, do you remember
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: that night what you're what you blew.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Actually, I don't think so. I remember doing something that
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: was in the morning, but maybe I don't think Maybe.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I did that, Trey. That was just your Saturday.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: No, there was. I mean, you're you're not wrong, but
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: there was one. We did some deal because one of
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the officers like, I can smell the whiskey on you. You
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: haven't even started drinking yet.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Trey would have been the only guy to actually get
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: arrested at a field sobriety testing training. Yeah, you drink
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: before you got here. That's that's completely against the rules.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Sir.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: the Treehouse eight three three. COOKDFW is the phone number
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: to get your free roof inspection and property review scheduled
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: the website cookdfw dot com. I'm going to say some
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: scary words, Daniel, super l Nino and the effect that
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: is going to have on weather, especially in the North
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Texas area.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: You know you're right, and we just are officially in
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: going into the super al Nino. The reason why is
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: because it's warmer than a regular al Nino and it
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: does prelude that we will have a wetter, higher rain
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: percentage than a normal year, or shall we say on
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: al Nina. So there are some differences, speculations. Nothing is
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: set in stone. This is not a guarantee that we're
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: going to have a deluge of water for the next year.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's just not what it means. Scientific data says, hey,
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: we might have a wetter than normal, we could have
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: more storms. It could be just a lot of rain.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: We all need to go out and build arcs. I
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: don't know, but I mean be prepared. The moral of
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: the story is every day you live in North Texas,
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: especially in North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: is sitting, Know how your roofs looks. Know how your
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: windows are working. No if your doors have holes in them, no,
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, just know your home, your home.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Call us out.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: We want to educate you.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: We will come around, walk you around, show you things
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: that you should know, and then we can help you
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: with getting them taken.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Care of and no pressure.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: All education and Daniel and his fine team at Cook
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: DFW will take care of you the homeowner with very
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: very gentle hands.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I know because I've been in them. Eight three three
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Cook df Doug. That sound bad, sounded bad?
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Eight three three cook DFW, get that scheduled today the
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: website cookdfw dot com. Yeah, maybe you weren't at the
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: one we did. I can't even remember everyone that did it,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: but it was it was a handful of us from
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: you know, from RMS and Live one O five three.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: I know, I know Tasso and I did it. So
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: we we we brought our own booze in and then
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: we they would they had they had to play bartender
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: because they would weigh you. They would take your blood
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: pressure to make sure you're healthy enough to participate, you
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: didn't die to them, and then they would track how
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: much you would drink in what amount of time.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you actually you know a drink there is one
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: ounce of liquor.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I know. The sad thing is is we're going to
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: the bar at the Dallas County Sheriff's office.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: We're like, you'd call that a poor Yah realized we.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Drink at the loon, right. I remember at one point asking,
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: I was like, what is that like at your drink?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, it's not. That's a sip. I was like,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: can I at least get a double? And they're like no,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: I'm like, God, you guys are no fun. So by
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: the end of it, uh, I think I think I
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: blew a point one two or a point one three,
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: so legal or you know, the threshold is point zero eight.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I was clearly past it. But of the ten pairs
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: of officers that I went around to, because you would
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: kind of do one after another and they would give
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: you the tests right in pairs. Of the ten pairs
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: of officers that I was tested by, nine of them
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: were like, nah, he's good, and the tenth was like,
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: we're not sure. So for me it was like, ha ha,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: I got you. So where their whole experiment kind of
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: backfired on me? Was there a dry control group? There
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: were a couple of curveballs in there. Yeah, there was
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: someone who had not been drinking, and then there was
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: one other person who had not been drinking but was
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: on some sort of like I don't know if it
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: was like a mood stabilizer pill, some type of prescription,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: and they said, we think she's under the influence, and
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: then she was like, well, I haven't been drinking, and
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: then they were like, well what else it was like?
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: So that was the additional curb all day threw at them.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Nowadays, it's I mean, this was twenty years ago.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: That this happened, So by today's standards, it's more common
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: to say, you know, under the influence versus drunk driving,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: because there's so many other influences out there that people
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: might have issues driving on.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: That was a fun night.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Though, especially when after we were done drinking at the
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Dallas County Sheriff's Office, we actually went out drinking afterwards
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: for the real drink.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I missed those days of George drinking. Drinking with DPD
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: was it was a lot of fun at one point, Yes,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: it was, especially when you had a DPD cab.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: We called it Duber.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: That was always the best thing ever, just rolling up
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: to a crowded bar and everyone would freak out because
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: there's the cop car and then he just can get
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: out like hey, what's up. Oh.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: It was so much fun.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you how many times we would be
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: at the Blarney Stone Rip Blarney Stone on Lower Greenville
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: and we'd get a text be like hey you out
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: and be like, yeah, we're at Bret Blarneystone. Okay, I'll
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: be buying five and we're sitting at the bar just
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: hanging out doing show prep and in comes one of
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: our Dallas cop friends in full uniform, and everyone in
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: the bar just starts flipping out, like and we're like, hey, friend,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: come on in.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Well there was there was one point one officer we
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: knew he didn't even have to be working. You could
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: just text him and he would arrange for somebody else
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: to come get you.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Not only come get you, but beforehand you could also
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: park in the official DPD parking spots on Orum.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: God, you're right, man, I missed those days.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: So after i'd get off, after i'd get off the
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: air on Live one of five fe like on a
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Saturday night, the show would end at this point like
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: this was when we were on, and I think we
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: were off there at like ten o'clock, so we'd go
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: out afterwards. We had a standing invitation on Lower Greenville.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: There's Orum, that little side street where Dallas Police would
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: congregate and that would sort of be their little base
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: of operations on Lower Greenville at the time, this is
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: early two thousands, and they just told us, yeah, just
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: come in and park behind us.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: We're like really, They're like yeah, yeah, like okay.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: So we would come down Matilda and then go through
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Orum and pull up behind and they would wave us
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: through so we could park in between squad cars on orum.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Nice the good old days. Queue up, Edith and Archie.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: All right, that's enough reminiscing. Okay, today is for those
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: of you listening on this day for free. Today is Thursday,
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: August twentieth, twenty twenty six. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: This is another good birthday day here inside the treos.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: We've done a lot of We've got We've talked a
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: lot recently about the new Spider Man movie, Spider Man
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: movies in general, and you know the different spider.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Jerry, have you seen it yet?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I have been able to see it yet. Jesus man. Now,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: now it's you're not even trying. Oh I am, I'm sorry. Well.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Andrew Garfield is forty three.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Ouch wow.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: He was the two Spider Man film Guy, The Amazing
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Spider Man. He was also in Social Network, Hacksaw Ridge
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: and Tick Tick Boom. Andrew Garfield very very very fine
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: actor age of forty three. He was also one of
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: the first ones that I remember doing. He was one
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: of the first ones that I remember crashing one of
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: the comic cons. So like Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, you know,
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: had a big moment recently where he's standing in the
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: crowd and everyone thinks it's a Cause player and turns
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: out it's actually Ryan Reynolds dressed as Deadpool. Andrew Garfield
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: did that years ago as Spider Man. He's standing there
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: and the whole Spider Man costume and then he eventually
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: takes the mask off and everyone's like, oh him, so
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: good on him. He turns forty three today. Also still
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: one of the saddest moments in a Spider Man movie
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: where gwyn dies.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I was not prepared for that.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: In that movie, Cray, did you see that one where
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: she dies at the end the elevator shaft. She's falling
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: down the elevator. It was Emma Stone who played played Gwynn.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: She's falling down the elevator shaft and Andrew Garfield gets
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: the web around her, but it's just a tick too
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: late and her head hits the bottom but he just
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: was able to pull her up. She dies, And that's
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: why in the Spider Man movie where all three of
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: them are together, when Andrew Garfield's character, when Andrew Garfield
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Spider Man saves Zendaya from the same fate That's why
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: it was such a big emotional thing for him and
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: his character in that movie.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: That's good. That's good stuff.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Amy Adams is fifty two, six time six time Oscar nominee.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: You couldn't give her one right known for The Arrival, which,
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: honest to god, I.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Still don't think I've finished that movie. I think I've tried.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: I think I've started it twice, and I forget i'm
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: watching it. I ended up going to something else.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: I just for whatever reason, they can't finish it. American Hustled.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: That was a good that's a really good movie. Enchanted
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: the Fighter. She was really good in that too. Amy
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Adams fifty two. She was also surprised the Prep Service
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: didn't mention this. She was also in the Superman movies
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: with Henry Cadill as Lewis Lane. When they announced her
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: as Lois Lane when those movies, before those movies came out,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: I was like, yep, that's easy. That's good casting right there.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: James Marsters is sixty four. Played Spike from Buffy the
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Vampire Slayer and Angel.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Obviously the TV show versions.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Joan Allen is seventy. She's a three time Oscar nominee
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: from The Crucible, Nixon, The Contender, and the Born movies.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Robert Plant is seventy eight, one of the defining voices
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: in rock history.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: On the other end of that, Fred Durst is fifty six.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: And still popular. That's what I don't get.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: He was.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, when lit Biscuit was in town, I want to
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: say last year. I was still working at Parliament at
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: the time, and I was shocked the number of people
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: that were going to see them, Like they had like two.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Hits, yeah, and.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: That was you know, they that was a thing. And
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: for a while, I mean, yeah, they were big, but
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I considered them basically like as close to a one
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: hit wonder as you could be, but still very popular.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: When they first came out, I was like, oh, this
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: is awesome. I like this sound. And then after seeing
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: him on a few interviews and things, I was like,
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: oh my god, this guy's an incredible ahole. And so
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: I was really happy to see their come down because
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: it's like when you see someone that is that full
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: of themselves, I love seeing them crashing back to earth.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: But I don't know if he ever has.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, this guy, look, that's one of those things
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: where he was probably already an a hole, and then
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: he gets really rich and famous, and it just gets worse.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: And then when he's not rich and famous anymore, he's
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: probably now he's just an embittered a hole.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I want to say he's what he had.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Wasn't he a pretty popular DJ and then made it big?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I know that's kid Rock was.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Maybe, Yeah, Demi Levado's thirty four. We need to mention
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: diam back Darryl, he would have been sixty died back
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: in two thousand and four. Isaac Hayes would have been
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: eighty four. Is a stacked day with birthdays, and I'm
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: building up to the final one. Turning fifty five today.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: He went from short round in Inio in Indiana Jones
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: and the Temple of Doom and Data in the Goonies
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: to winning an Oscar nearly forty years later for everything everywhere,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: all at once, and now he is seemingly everything thing, everywhere,
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: all at once. He WHI kwan fifty five today, Such
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: a good movie. I still haven't seen that when I
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: need to see it.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Which everything everywhere all at once? Yeah, honestly I had.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: First time I watched it, I did not like it.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: And then I went back and watched it again and
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: then I loved it. But it's a lot to take in.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: It really is they they The title is very apropos
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: it's they are stuff in, just stuff in your brain full.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Of Yeah, there are things that you're like the second
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: time around, go okay, I get it now, where the
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: first time you may not have processed at all.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: It's just going through looking at the chat earlier, seeing
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: if we missed anything.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pricks talking about how young they are.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: I like how one of them says, because I mentioned
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Skags and like, hey, do you guys remember Safeway? Hey, William,
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: there's a safe way. I'm not making this up. There's
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: a Safeway store two blocks from me right now. Not
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: for long, probably not for long. One other thing I
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: want to mention a boy, Kihui Kwan at fifty five.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Not only did he start as short round and Data,
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: but he had a really awesome role in the Loki series,
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: which is now turning into I believe he's in Avengers Doomsday.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, you talk about.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Having a serious gap in your career and then all
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: of a sudden you're like, goddamn, I'm pretty I'm I'm
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: I'm on fire happy for him. Marshall, ask me you good, Dan,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It depends, And then Diego had pointed
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: out the next Super Trooper's skip for the hand Grenade.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Mmkay, I still haven't seen any of those movies. I
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: gotta watch those.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Watch one, brilliant, watch number one, probably skip two, and
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: then when three hit streaming, I think you'll be good.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: I mean because on like even just watch it, because
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: we watched the trailer for three a while back, you know,
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: and then we I've seen a couple uh like TV
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: spots for it now because I think it's in theaters.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Those guys are those guys are good.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: And if you really want a deep pull on the
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Broken Lizard Troop Club dread, I believe that is it
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: for the birthdays.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: By the way, so you said something to us yesterday
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: about plaid skirts, and I don't know if you were
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: looking for our opinion on which one to buy?
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: What what were with? No? Oh, no context? I was
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: talking about that this morning.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the hangle if I can pull that up.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Really, I think you would look a lot better in
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: the pleated skirt as opposed to the panel front. I
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: just I don't think that would flow off of your
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: but as well as like de pleated skirt would.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are I think you're.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: A little old for the schoolgirl look to be honest
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: with you, but not that you couldn't pull it off.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are jerks. No, I'm trying to pull
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: the story up so you guys can see it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Hang on a second, mm hmmmmmmmmmmm.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Hailey mentioned Brendan Fraser also having a comeback. I wouldn't
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I for some reason, it's been on my TV about
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: things to watch school ties. Looking at Matt Damon on
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: that cover, you're like, holy shit, he looks young.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks like a baby.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Preppy plaid skirl Hang on, stupid pop ups go away,
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: all right, here we go.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Preppy plaid skirts are so back for fall.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I figured you guys would just applaud it just because
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: the the you know, a bunch of hot women are
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: going to be walking around in plaid skirts, to which
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: I kind of expected we'd all do it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Yay, this is nice. Oh absolutely.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: This.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: This wasn't permission for me to wear them. We were
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: given no context we were going to go.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I honestly thought you were going to go with, oh, yeah,
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: this is a great news. Instead you're like, is I
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: looking for like a virtual try on?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the one on the left. I thought
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: it would be the cutest on you. But I didn't
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: know school grow out that's ever went out of style,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: to be honest.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: But to us, to us, no, they haven't as song as.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: They're not high waisted mom jeans. I don't care anything
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: but those, Thank you. I bring back the lowriders with
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a thong on the side.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: That's yeah. See you say that.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: And then and then and then you see one and
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: you wish you hadn't. And case in point was just
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: a few days ago. We were walking down the street
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: and a woman was riding a bicycle in some low
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: rise jeans and her whale tail is sticking out over
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: over the over the jeans, and then I wish I
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: hadn't seen it because the other things sticking out were
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: honestly looking like Brendan Fraser in the whale.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: There's always gonna be, you know, those casualties, but in general.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Collateral damage, well, we'll take it for the ultimate goal.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: And is it bystanders? You know we're gonna see something
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: like that. But the other end of the spectrum makes
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: it all worthwhile.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Absolutely that is true.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: So occasional rubber band wrapped around a cannabiscuits, It's exactly so.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: There is good news if you walk into a star
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Bucks when it starts, you know, feeling like fall. Honestly
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: in the summer too, because the skirts is still going
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: to work. If you walk into a Starbucks and see
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: a lovely person in a short plaid skirt, say hi, Dan,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: you God damn, I really do hate you sometimes.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Because you are a PSL fan.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Mm hm I am. I do love a good pumpkin
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: spice Lotte. I'll admit it.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I resisted it for a good long while, but then
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: eventually I was like, you know what, I'm now getting
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: to the age where I don't care.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: By the way I want. I want what I want.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: What Hayley wants is for Dan being a schoolgirl outfit
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: doing a lip sync to hit Me Baby one more time,
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: and we have a number of agreeances in the chat.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't care how much money per month you
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: people pay. Is it bad that I'm thinking about it?
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, okay, how much are we talking?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm curious about that too, because I talk about
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: things you can't unsee.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Look, we've seen Jerry in full cross dressing lingerie doing
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: the thing from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: We haven't his part of we has not.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: We have.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: It's online, you can you can find it if you're interested. Trey, Yeah,
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I believe it.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: You got to dig deep though.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I think it's on like sixty four chan. All right,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: let's jump into this now, my Trey, this might be
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: my favorite thing you've sent me in a while. Uh.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: A thirty one year old female jumped online to share
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: a situation with her boyfriend that stood out us. She says,
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: my boyfriend, thirty years old, said, the sight of my
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: ass makes him lose his erection.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: The sight or the side sight sight? Oh no, oh no.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I love that people go online and say the dumbest things.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: And should the most intimate of things.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Ah, my boyfriend said the side of my ass makes
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: him lose his erection.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: And I'm the fact that this is even she's asking
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: whether she should break up with him or not is
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: mind boggling to me. I'm quite sure if I ever
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: ever told a woman that that I was involved with,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I would get punched and then left. There would be
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: no should I break up with him?
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: No, it'd be it'd be pretty instant, it'd be pretty immediate,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: and ironically she would drop you on your ass. Yeah,
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: but no, this we're dealing with a different era of
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: human here. And this is where I'm surprised. This is
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: where it's like on that cusp. It's young, millennial, old
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: gen Z type of thing. So you know how like
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: you guys are pure gen X, right, I'm on, I'm
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: technically gen X, but I fall in that window of
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: zenial where it's like, I don't know, seventy eight to
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: eighty three is like this little overlap situation because I
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: was born in seventy nine. What I mean is, and
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: that's where you carry a little bit on both sides.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know if gin Z and millennial have that
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: sort of overlap, but that's kind of what this reads
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: like as a thirty one year old female.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: When your boyfriend.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Says the sight of your ass makes him lose his erection,
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: the fact that you didn't dump him immediately is shocking
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: to me.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: You need to show it to him one more time
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: as you go out the door and smack it. Yes,
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: rap it, you clap and walk right. So then she
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: goes into then explaining her position. My boyfriend and I
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: recently had a pretty major disagreement, and I'm looking for
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: outside perspective because i can't tell if I'm being overly
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: sensitive or if this would seriously affect other people too.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: At a certain point, you don't need to know what
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: other people think. You just need to know how something
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: makes you feel. If it makes you feel bad, don't
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: let it happen.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: She continues.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: My boyfriend is extremely into fitness and has always been
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: very open about his physical preferences. He said things like
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: the average non Jim rat female body is unattractive to
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: the point of disgusting to him, and that he's only
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: attracted to fit women with visible muscle definition, and that
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: a woman's legs and butt are will be the most
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: physically attractive thing to him. This is an important part
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: of the story here. Remember she started with my boyfriend
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: said the side of my ass makes him lose his erection,
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: and she did not immediately dump him.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: This next part is really gonna throw you, she says.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: He has also told me that when we first met,
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: he wasn't initially very physically attracted to me because because
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: hang on, he wasn't initially physically attracted to me, but
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: saw that as a good thing because it made him
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: focus on my personality and mind. That was dump point
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: number one, and your butt turning him off should have
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: been dump point number two.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: It sounds like the boyfriend wants something, wants to be
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: with something that looks like a man, and maybe that's
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: why he spends a lot of time pumping at the gym.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: My question is, is you know he's talking about how
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: he is unattracted, not attracted to people who aren't like
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: in the gym and have the musculars.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: What's he doing for his physique? Oh?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: It says in there he's a gym rat.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, because that's usually a tell right there.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Well, it is because it's it's an insecurity thing, and
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: some people that are the most physically fit may also
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: be the most insecure. Not always the case, but it
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: could be. I do know that, Like you know, body
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: dysmorphia is a thing. You typically like bodybuilder types most
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: critical of their physique and they can never be big
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: enough and they can't be cut enough or whatever.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: But I just.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: The biggest thing is if you are going to critique
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: the physical traits of your partner, you better be a
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: goddamn Greek god like I mean, no flaws, because even
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: if your partner has a flaw or two that you
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: may not love, trust me, you've you've got more than
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: your share that they are.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Also looking past. Mm hmm. One appears to be your personality, sir.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Exactly, the fact that she's looked past the fact that
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: you're like, you're a limp biscuit level douchebag, and is
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: still with you. You need to worship the ground that
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: that woman's ass well walks.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: On and limp it sounds like the key word because
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: it says he, you know, can't get or maintain a
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: rerection for a lot of this. So again, I think
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: he likes dudes.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I think you're right, because yeah, that's got to be
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: what it is. He looks he's like.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: In the story, she even mentions how he doesn't like
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: doing her doggy style because he looks down and doesn't
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: like the side of her ass, probably because it's a
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: her ass.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: If it was his ass.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: He'd be like whoo, he'd be He'd be he'd be
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: a LARPing rodeo.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: He'd be living out his Yellowstone fantasies.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't be able to quitter.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Well done you too, that was really a thing of beauty. Yeah,
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: a good job because it was fun to see you
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: two come together on now right there. Good job boys.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like watching blades of glory when they scissor
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: across the eye. Thanks for hanging out with us inside
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• 51:58
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• 52:01
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• 52:04
  Speaker 2: We'll do it again next week.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Hopefully I'll remember it so we'll start closer to on time.
• 52:11
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• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Ye