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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Let's do some what the bleep here, Bones. Story sound
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  Speaker 1: bites that make us say what the bleep, and we
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  Speaker 1: laugh at people.
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  Speaker 2: So what do you got, Boney? Mac, this is scary
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  Speaker 2: that Florida man is branching out. He found the state
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  Speaker 2: of Wyoming. Never knew that existed in Florida man's world.
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  Speaker 2: A 43-year-old Florida man was arrested in Natrona County, Wyoming,
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  Speaker 2: for driving under the influence. When pulled over by a
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  Speaker 2: sheriff's deputy with an open bottle of liquor, the man
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  Speaker 2: claimed he was driving around... searching for NFL quarterback and
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  Speaker 2: former Wyoming star Josh Allen. His goal was to find
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  Speaker 2: the Bills star and to pitch him on the idea
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  Speaker 2: of leaving the Bills for his beloved Dallas Cowboys. The
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  Speaker 2: man flew a. 23 and he was jailed. He did
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  Speaker 2: not find Josh Allen, but he remains a fan of
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  Speaker 2: his Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: Mac, how did we get.
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  Speaker 2: How did Florida Man... Did he drive all the way
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  Speaker 2: out there just to look for Josh Allen?
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  Speaker 3: I guess... It sounds crazy, but... This is Florida man here.
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  Speaker 1: I got to tell you, bro, that is drunk and
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  Speaker 1: crazy even by Cowboy fan standards.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's Florida man and a Cowboy fan.
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  Speaker 1: Usually the Cowboy fans just get tanked and talk about
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  Speaker 1: the 90s, bro. This guy got tanked and thought he
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  Speaker 1: was going to recruit Josh Allen.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I know we don't want to delve too much
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  Speaker 2: into the man's plan, but where was he going to
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  Speaker 2: see Josh Allen in Wyoming in October?
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  Speaker 3: If you want to go find your guy there, sir,
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  Speaker 3: go to Buffalo. Yeah, you might need to be in Buffalo.
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  Speaker 3: And trust me, there's plenty of beer for you up
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  Speaker 3: there as well. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: Bone, I hate to do this. I have to what
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  Speaker 1: the bleep your Jets, Bone. I have to what the
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  Speaker 1: bleep your Jets. Their Twitter account, Bone, tweeted out the
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  Speaker 1: other day the game log, you know, where they list
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  Speaker 1: the plays, you know, play-by-play log or whatever. They listed
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  Speaker 1: four plays in a row. They were four run plays
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  Speaker 1: that gained a total of 26 yards. The Jets tweeted
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  Speaker 1: out four straight plays, 26 yards, and included the four
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  Speaker 1: plays on the play-by-play sheet.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of flex is that, Jets? Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: You ran the ball four times and gained 26 yards.
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  Speaker 1: You averaged seven and a half points of play for
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  Speaker 1: a four-play stretch. How the heck is that tweet brag-worthy, Bone?
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep are they doing, admin? What's going on
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  Speaker 1: over there? I understand what you're saying, but this is
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  Speaker 1: the Jets. That was good work. Yeah, you know, now
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  Speaker 1: that you put it that way, Bone, there have been
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  Speaker 1: Panther teams, you know what I mean, in the past.
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  Speaker 1: We won't mention any names. Frank Reichman rule where that
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  Speaker 1: would be an accomplishment, too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we call that moving the football. That's like the
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  Speaker 2: Ken O'Brien years of slinging it. I couldn't believe I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: this was really a tweet.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, bless their heart.
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  Speaker 2: Mack, a Georgia man, you're listening to What the Bleep
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  Speaker 2: on Sports Radio 92.7. A Georgia man was arrested after
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  Speaker 2: allegedly faking a medical emergency and calling 911 to avoid
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  Speaker 2: paying his $ 63 bill at Red Lobster. Ha! The incident
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  Speaker 2: took place on September 24th at a Red Lobster in Douglasville, Georgia.
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  Speaker 2: According to the affidavit, the man was claiming medical crisis.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what Georgia man Mack didn't really account for. He
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to pay the $ 63. So he ends up
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  Speaker 2: in jail with a $ 3, 000 bond. You might want to
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  Speaker 2: go and just enjoy your meal, get your cheddar biscuits.
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  Speaker 3: $ 63.
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  Speaker 1: Now, it doesn't look so bad, does it, Douglasville, Georgia? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: his math ain't mathin', in hindsight. I do respect, though,
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  Speaker 1: the attempt. I do respect the game and the thought of,
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  Speaker 1: can I get out of a food bill here? Also,
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  Speaker 1: but he deserves to be what the bleep for the
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  Speaker 1: judgment and the way that played out financially. I will
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  Speaker 1: say that. It reminds me of the time, Bone, that Mrs.
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  Speaker 1: Mack and Caitlin, our daughter... Went out of town, I think,
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  Speaker 1: to visit her parents. Or it might have been when
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  Speaker 1: they went down to Universal in Orlando. And Aiden and
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  Speaker 1: I went out to dinner. I said, we're going all out, baby.
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  Speaker 1: We going to Red Lobster. And we got all these
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  Speaker 1: crab legs and spent like $ 130. And Mrs. Mack saw
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  Speaker 1: the bill and was like, why did you guys need
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  Speaker 1: to spend a hundred? You couldn't just go to Bojangles
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  Speaker 1: or something and pick up dinner. I got in trouble, Bo,
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  Speaker 1: for spending $ 1. 30 at Red Lobster, man.
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  Speaker 2: Two guys bonding over one of the great meals you
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  Speaker 2: can have. Authentic fresh seafood with cheddar biscuits.
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  Speaker 3: Get out of here, Mrs.
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  Speaker 1: Mack.
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  Speaker 3: Let my men live. See how cheap the McLean family is?
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  Speaker 1: $ 130 was a big inquest, man.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God. I got a what the bleep. That is
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  Speaker 3: a heavy pill. It is kind of, especially like it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't necessary. But I don't know. Did he really even
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  Speaker 3: eat that much there? Oh, yeah. He was dipping that
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  Speaker 3: stuff in butter, dude. Oh, yeah. And he was young
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  Speaker 3: at the time. I got him started young with the seafood.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Anyway, I've got to bleep an Iowa high
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  Speaker 1: school teacher named Stephanie Malali bone. She has been fired
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  Speaker 1: because she got caught offering students extra credit in their
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  Speaker 1: grades in return for cash donations to her personal GoFundMe account.
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  Speaker 1: How shameless is this, by the way? So she is
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  Speaker 1: a teacher at Clinton Community High School in Iowa, told
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  Speaker 1: students last spring that she had set up a GoFundMe
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  Speaker 1: page to raise money for what she described as, quote,
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  Speaker 1: personal education goals.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: She allegedly told her students she set up the fundraiser
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  Speaker 1: to help pay for her education, adding that if they
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  Speaker 1: made cash donations to her account, they could earn extra
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  Speaker 1: credit towards their grade.
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  Speaker 3: Kids then started doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Donations, she allegedly wrote, would be used for her transportation,
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  Speaker 1: including flight flights. buses boats food and hotel accommodations why
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  Speaker 1: the hell do the kids have to pay for all
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  Speaker 1: this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: What was the name of her college.
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  Speaker 1: Back oh she's high school she's high school high school
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  Speaker 1: she is clinton community school district in in iowa she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna get hired by an sec school at some point
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  Speaker 1: what do you like your scam lady what the bleep
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  Speaker 1: are we doing man she and she didn't think eventually
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  Speaker 1: parents would be asking like hey where'd that money you
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  Speaker 1: know what i mean That was as doomed from the
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  Speaker 1: start as the Red Lobster guys playing, Bone.
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  Speaker 2: When I was a young lad, we gave the teacher
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  Speaker 2: apples and said, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now,
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  Speaker 2: what are these kids doing now, man?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Apples don't work anymore? You got to
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  Speaker 3: have money? How about fruit? Fruit worked in the 90s.
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  Speaker 2: Max Charlotte has gone viral because two men were stopped
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  Speaker 2: and charged by CMPD after driving a makeshift motorized couch
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  Speaker 2: down South Tryon Street last week. The viral incident involved
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  Speaker 2: a two-seater love seat balanced across two Lime Electric scooters. Matt,
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  Speaker 2: we saw the video there. I don't think these guys
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  Speaker 2: should be arrested. They should be praised for getting a
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  Speaker 2: couch to move down the street like that.
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  Speaker 3: That's one of your goals.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was jealous when I saw it. Did you
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  Speaker 2: go from the doghouse, Matt, and finding these guys and
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  Speaker 2: giving them a ride back?
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  Speaker 1: I was jealous when I saw this. You mean to
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  Speaker 1: tell me I could sit on my couch, watch Ball Bone,
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  Speaker 1: and then... fire up the motor of my couch, and
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  Speaker 1: just drive it right on in to WFNZ?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me, man?
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  Speaker 2: If I saw Matt getting a ride back from the
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  Speaker 2: Panthers game on a couch, I'd say this is the
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  Speaker 2: greatest moment I've ever seen in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Please tell me the couch guys, the driving the couch guys, Bone,
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  Speaker 1: either listen to the show or people that know them
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  Speaker 1: listen to the show. Because we need to find these guys.
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  Speaker 1: I need to hop on that couch one day.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, we know that there's golf cart rides to the stadium.
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  Speaker 2: Someone that can do that with a couch can make
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  Speaker 2: some money off of that. You sit on the couch
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  Speaker 2: and ride to the stadium. That's a good point. They
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  Speaker 2: have all the carts down there.
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  Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be cool? A little twist. You got a
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  Speaker 3: couch you're riding there.
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  Speaker 2: Now they'd be like, hey, we got a guy here.
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  Speaker 2: He's not leaving the couch. They'd be like, is it
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  Speaker 2: Chris McClain? He's actually got his shoes off right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to put a dang butt indent on that
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  Speaker 1: couch the way I have a couch at the house.
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  Speaker 3: No lie. There is a butt indent. CMPD. Don't arrest
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  Speaker 3: people like that. Praise those guys.
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  Speaker 1: I got a what the bleep. A couple of them.
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  Speaker 1: Although they took off on the couch, though, too. Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I got a what the bleep a couple of NFL officials, Bone.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people have probably seen the story. You
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  Speaker 1: have Jeff Seaman, who is the dude that was cussing
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  Speaker 1: at Trey McBride. FU yelling that out to Trey McBride, Bone,
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the game the other day. He's
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  Speaker 1: been suspended for two games. Adrian Hill suspended one game.
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  Speaker 1: He was the referee. This one was a little less viral.
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  Speaker 1: He's the referee that got... accidentally knocked down by a
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  Speaker 1: Vikings player. The Vikings player goes over to help him up.
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  Speaker 1: He gets up pointing in the face and screaming at
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  Speaker 1: this dude that just accidentally bumped into him. Referees, this
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  Speaker 1: is about the millionth time I've had to tell you,
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  Speaker 1: you don't matter. You are simply just there to be
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  Speaker 1: a caretaker of the game. I know many of you
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  Speaker 1: have egos like you the damn star quarterback.
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  Speaker 3: But you do not matter.
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  Speaker 1: If you have an ego, if you want attention, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to scream obscenities at players, you are in
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  Speaker 1: the wrong damn profession. What the bleep are we doing, Bone?
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  Speaker 1: That referee, your man Seaman, that dude should be fired, Bone.
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  Speaker 1: He should not just get a two-game suspension. You F-bomb
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  Speaker 1: at a player, you should be freaking fired. You guys
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  Speaker 1: all right over there?
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  Speaker 3: Mac, nobody likes when semen gets suspended.
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  Speaker 2: That's the guy's name, man. I can't help what his
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  Speaker 2: name is. Why are you all over there laughing? His
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  Speaker 2: first name was Jeff, he said. I'd like to call
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  Speaker 2: him Jeff. Okay, you want to just go with Jeff?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we can go with Jeff. I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: call him Jeff. I don't really.
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  Speaker 2: You can't have an ego. You can't be short-fused, and
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  Speaker 2: you have to have thick skin to be. 100, all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff, man.
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  Speaker 1: But it's too many of these dudes that want to
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  Speaker 1: be seen on TV, like TV Teddy Valentine on the Hoops.
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  Speaker 3: Like, it's not about you, referee. Seriously. We're going to
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  Speaker 3: get still stuck on the guy's name. We're going to
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  Speaker 3: go to.
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  Speaker 2: Lee County, Florida, Mac, for the last story. Are you
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  Speaker 2: familiar with the work of Cheyenne Heyman?
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  Speaker 3: They do. No, I'm curious, though. She's 24.
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  Speaker 2: She was arrested by Lee County deputies following a public
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  Speaker 2: disturbance outside a Waffle House at Moores Shores Plaza.
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  Speaker 3: She walked up to.
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  Speaker 2: A random man, threatened to punch him, and then exposed
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  Speaker 2: her body parts to this man standing outside Waffle House.
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  Speaker 2: Miss Hammond Nadeau has been arrested for indecent exposure outside
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  Speaker 2: Waffle House. They call that in Lee County, Tuesday night
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  Speaker 2: at the Waffle House.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to tell you, I'm not shocked. I'm
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  Speaker 1: amused by the story. But that tracks. Having been at
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  Speaker 1: Waffle Houses in Florida when I lived there, that absolutely tracks.
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  Speaker 3: There's no doubt about it.
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  Speaker 2: Walked up to a random guy standing there, threatened to
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  Speaker 2: punch him and showed her body parts.
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  Speaker 1: I just realized you could play. Well, actually, Stuart Lee played.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I advocate drinking at this hour? What kind
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  Speaker 1: of influence am I? But you could play a fun game, Bone,
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  Speaker 1: to the Mack and Bone What the Bleep.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: You could at least play a little What the Bleep bingo.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we could create a What the Bleep
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  Speaker 1: bingo card.
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  Speaker 2: Florida Waffle House and Cowboy fans are often somewhere in
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  Speaker 2: the mix.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: And Mac also saying the last name of somebody that
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  Speaker 2: we don't know what to do with.
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  Speaker 1: So here's the thing. I didn't even think about that name.
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  Speaker 1: I thought if I wanted to give props to Efton Chisholm,
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  Speaker 1: the third, the guy that had the one handed game
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  Speaker 1: winning catch bone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. For New England.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was the name you two were going
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  Speaker 1: to giggle like schoolgirls about.
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  Speaker 2: In fairness, I turned my mic off and put my
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  Speaker 2: head down, but you went back to the name a
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  Speaker 2: second time, and that's just.
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  Speaker 3: Efton Chisholm III got no reaction from y'all, though. I'm
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  Speaker 3: very surprised by that. That's a professional name.
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  Speaker 2: That's like the name of a poet laureate or something.
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  Speaker 3: Because that one kind of amuses me.