Latest / Scott & Ally on Demand / Ya never see anyone climb in the window anymore
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- 0:00SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna lie to you.
- 0:00SPEAKER_00: I had a moment on Saturday.
- 0:02SPEAKER_00: So Saturday, in between me moving mountains of mulch that uh were left over from taking trees down the weekend before, the uh pups uh had their grooming appointment.
- 0:12SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, that was wonderful.
- 0:14SPEAKER_00: By the way, didn't know if you knew it or not.
- 0:16SPEAKER_00: It's been so long.
- 0:17SPEAKER_00: I actually have tan dogs.
- 0:19SPEAKER_00: Didn't know they were a different color for a while because they they were in need, right?
- 0:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 0:23SPEAKER_00: And uh I actually had to text uh our uh uh dog groomer, and I'm like, okay, we can't delay any longer.
- 0:29SPEAKER_00: Uh bless her.
- 0:31SPEAKER_00: She had surgery shortly after her uh baby was born, so she was kind of taken out of the grooming uh loop for a little while, but she's better now.
- 0:38SPEAKER_00: She looks like she's back to the feeling good again.
- 0:41SPEAKER_00: But I said, the dog's nails are like samurai swords.
- 0:43SPEAKER_00: This has to end.
- 0:44SPEAKER_00: So anyway, as we're loading up, uh, you know, getting ready to take home the eight terrorists, uh, the uh I'm standing at my car and I see a bee flying, and I'm like, oh no, not getting in the car until that thing.
- 0:57SPEAKER_00: I'm waiting.
- 0:57SPEAKER_00: I got the door open.
- 0:58SPEAKER_00: I'm like, he'll figure his way out.
- 1:00SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:00SPEAKER_00: Which he did.
- 1:01SPEAKER_00: But I did not react like this woman with For real, y'all.
- 1:04SPEAKER_02: And I got a video so y'all won't think I'm crazy.
- 1:10SPEAKER_02: Because I don't want to pull off and attack me or nothing.
- 1:14SPEAKER_02: It was a big black bug.
- 1:15SPEAKER_00: This woman calls 911 while she's being attacked.
- 1:22SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I'm so high.
- 1:23SPEAKER_02: I do not want to drive in this car.
- 1:26SPEAKER_02: Ah!
- 1:26unknown: It's right there! Ah, look at it! It's right here!
- 1:30SPEAKER_01: That's what wanna have.
- 1:31SPEAKER_02: That's my reaction to mice.
- 1:32SPEAKER_02: I completely understand this.
- 1:34SPEAKER_02: Off of the nofall! Please.
- 1:37SPEAKER_00: I mean, no, it's right there, you see it! I don't recommend- That's actually not bad.
- 1:41SPEAKER_00: That reaction.
- 1:42SPEAKER_01: I don't recommend calling 911, but No, but do you ever see those videos where dogs will swallow a bee or something and then their their face puffs up because they have an allergic reaction?
- 1:51SPEAKER_01: Oh sure.
- 1:52SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, those are hilarious.
- 1:53SPEAKER_01: Oh, speaking of dogs, did you see the recall on the dog food?
- 1:57SPEAKER_00: No.
- 1:57SPEAKER_01: Do you guys use From F-R-O-M-M?
- 2:00SPEAKER_00: No.
- 2:00SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, if you guys, if any of you use From, there has been a recall on the wet food for possible metal contamination.
- 2:08SPEAKER_01: So that's not good.
- 2:09SPEAKER_00: So you're saying take it back to where you got it from?
- 2:12SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
- 2:14SPEAKER_00: Speaking of allergies, thank you very much.
- 2:16SPEAKER_00: Jess texted.
- 2:17SPEAKER_00: Scott, my allergies have been acting up super bad as well.
- 2:20SPEAKER_00: I was saying I was sneezing over here and everything.
- 2:22SPEAKER_01: I'm like, my God.
- 2:24SPEAKER_01: Uh, I know that Pennsylvania is now back into their them.
- 2:28SPEAKER_01: This is their first full week of school.
- 2:30SPEAKER_01: And you know what you never see anymore?
- 2:32SPEAKER_01: And maybe I'll see it more whenever New York goes back.
- 2:35SPEAKER_01: You never see a kid climbing through a window anymore.
- 2:39SPEAKER_01: My brother and I used to always lock our keys in the house.
- 2:43SPEAKER_01: Really?
- 2:43SPEAKER_01: And we always left one window in the back.
- 2:46SPEAKER_01: So the way it was, we had like the it was just like a cement slab where we grew up when we were really young.
- 2:51SPEAKER_01: So there was a cement slab window that was taller, but there was the picnic table.
- 2:56SPEAKER_01: So we would drag the picnic table over to the back window, and then we would climb in the and you know, you we hoist each other up and then climb through the window.
- 3:05SPEAKER_01: How come you never see a kid climbing through a window anymore?
- 3:10SPEAKER_00: You know, I I don't know that I've ever seen a kid climbing through a window.
- 3:14SPEAKER_01: I never even see an adult climbing through a window because you left.
- 3:17SPEAKER_00: Well, that's when you dial 911.
- 3:19SPEAKER_01: But uh, but you know, sometimes you leave your keys somewhere and you lock them inside the house.
- 3:24SPEAKER_00: You just you forgot accidentally leave them in, yeah.
- 3:27SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
- 3:27SPEAKER_01: When was the last time you either saw a kid climbing through a window or you had to climb in the window because you locked your keys in the house?
- 3:35SPEAKER_00: So there's only one of these stories that I have really in my life, and my dad got so pissed.
- 3:42SPEAKER_00: So you have to remember, my group of friends throughout high school, they were like family to my family.
- 3:48SPEAKER_00: Like so you had Rob, Jeremy, Mark, me, uh, there was Scott, there was Brad, there was all these people that were this group, but you know, and all took care of each other, watched out for each other.
- 3:57SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 3:58SPEAKER_00: For whatever weird reason, and I don't know if Rob was just having a rough time at home one time.
- 4:05SPEAKER_00: We were on vacation and Rob climbed through my bedroom window at my house and we weren't home.
- 4:11SPEAKER_00: Now, I don't know if, like I said, I don't know.
- 4:14SPEAKER_00: I I forget the the it w there was nothing like he wasn't doing something he well, yeah, I guess he was doing something he shouldn't do, breaking and entering.
- 4:21SPEAKER_01: Right, but he's like, I'm just gonna go hang at Scott's house for a while.
- 4:24SPEAKER_00: It wasn't like he had any plan of like, well, let me go find uh, you know, Scott's parents' jewelry or anything like that.
- 4:29SPEAKER_00: No, it was something red, or he left something.
- 4:31SPEAKER_00: I can't remember what it was.
- 4:33SPEAKER_00: Okay, but he got this wild hair.
- 4:34SPEAKER_00: Now, in order to do this, he would have had to have climbed up to the garage roof, walked over and opened the window.
- 4:41SPEAKER_00: It was a classic colonial house where, you know, my bedroom was right next to the garage, so you you could essentially walk in and out of it.
- 4:48SPEAKER_01: Also, at that age, you can.
- 4:50SPEAKER_01: You're more limber.
- 4:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if I had to do that, I can't even clean my gutters anymore.
- 4:54SPEAKER_00: So I am not climbing through, you know, a roof to get in there.
- 4:56SPEAKER_00: But your dad found out.
- 4:57SPEAKER_00: Oh, my dad found out he was so pissed.
- 4:59SPEAKER_00: Oh, he was like, Rob is never coming in this house again.
- 5:02SPEAKER_00: He got over it, but I can also understand, you know, the Yeah.
- 5:06SPEAKER_01: But I think he was just probably trying to see if he could do it too.
- 5:09SPEAKER_00: Well, that could have been.
- 5:10SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean, he could have tried it at his own house.
- 5:12SPEAKER_01: My wife did last month.
- 5:13SPEAKER_01: Oh didn't realize there was an extra key in the garage.
- 5:17SPEAKER_01: Oh.
- 5:18SPEAKER_01: Oh, here's one.
- 5:19SPEAKER_01: My son forgets his house key at least once a week, and he has figured out how to climb through his bedroom window, but it's at the bottom of our house, and he says he feels better doing it, as so there's no cops that actually show up.
- 5:29SPEAKER_00: Well, that's just it too.
- 5:31SPEAKER_00: Having to explain that.
- 5:32SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 5:33SPEAKER_00: I mean, even if it's totally like, no, this is really my house, you know.
- 5:37SPEAKER_01: March of 2025.
- 5:39SPEAKER_01: So many texts on this.
- 5:40SPEAKER_01: March of 2025, I left my keys in my locked house.
- 5:43SPEAKER_01: I panicked, and the logical thing to do in my panicked mind was to break my window.
- 5:49SPEAKER_01: Oh.
- 5:50SPEAKER_01: Which was locked, by the way.
- 5:51SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 5:51SPEAKER_01: I also don't make the best decisions when I'm panicked, obviously.
- 5:55SPEAKER_00: Yep, that's a fair assessment.
- 5:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but how else were you gonna get in the house?
- 5:59SPEAKER_00: Yeah, who else do you call?
- 6:01SPEAKER_00: If you, if you like, let's say your significant other is unreachable and there's water boiling on the stove, what are you gonna do?
- 6:08SPEAKER_01: I love that now water is boiling on the stove.
- 6:10SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, you gotta have a reason.
- 6:12SPEAKER_01: People do live alone, too.
- 6:13SPEAKER_01: So if then who am I gonna call?
- 6:16SPEAKER_00: I mean, if you have an apartment, I'm sure there's like a landlord or somebody like a you know, a maintenance person, but at one point I gave Sonya my house key when I was living alone.
- 6:25SPEAKER_01: Uh I gave Sonia my house key because of this reason.
- 6:28SPEAKER_00: For you it's a wise move.
- 6:30SPEAKER_00: We just found out moments ago you can't even figure out where your wallet is, which is kind of critical.
- 6:34SPEAKER_01: Yeah, oh, very.
- 6:35SPEAKER_01: Well, except for I do have my credit cards on me.
- 6:37SPEAKER_01: So really the only thing it has is like some random gift cards with 10 cents on them.
- 6:40SPEAKER_00: Oh.
- 6:41SPEAKER_01: So you really I mean, whoever has my my wallet, you're welcome.