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Dirty Little Secret: What happens when a well‑meaning husband tries to save a little money · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your jest to promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 3: Your chance at one thousand dollars coming up next.
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  Speaker 4: The Mixed Money machine is up and running every hour
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  Speaker 4: on the forty, so get your money. It's mixed one
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  Speaker 4: or two point nine. Billy the Kid, Candice Slow Pass,
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  Speaker 4: Producer Poo. Whatever your secret is, just bring it. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I'm so excited for Tomorrow's too. I'm getting more info
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  Speaker 4: from this guy. I don't like to know everything, but
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  Speaker 4: I got to know some things that are gonna happen,
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  Speaker 4: you know. And this guy is in the craziest dilemma.
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  Speaker 4: And it happens right before Valentine's Day too. Girlfriend doesn't
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  Speaker 4: know this secret. Nobody knows this secret. It's a good one.
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  Speaker 4: Tomorrow morning, six fifty. We'll do Dirty Little Secret right now.
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  Speaker 3: We got one. Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: How are you Morrian? Good?
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  Speaker 3: How are you doing good? You got a secret? Give
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  Speaker 3: it to us? What's going on? All right?
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  Speaker 2: So I know this is kind of dumb, but I
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  Speaker 2: need to confess it. Okay, since my wife started her
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  Speaker 2: new job, she's been slammed, you know, long hours of
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  Speaker 2: NonStop meetings. She's always tired, you know, so, like a
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  Speaker 2: good husband, I kind of stepped up and took over
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  Speaker 2: some of the chores, aaning more grocery shopping good for you.
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  Speaker 2: That's where Yeah, that's that's where the problems started. Though
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea that groceries were as expensive as
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  Speaker 2: they are, and organic groceries are absolutely unhinged.
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  Speaker 4: Oh we're all groceries suck. But like canis gets everything organic?
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  Speaker 1: Follow the dirty dozen because I'll tell you which one
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  Speaker 1: do you need to buy organic and which ones you
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  Speaker 1: don't need to buy organic?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Wow, Well my wife insists everything to
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  Speaker 2: be organic everything, so she swears that she could taste
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  Speaker 2: the difference. I can't. So here's my secret. I don't
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  Speaker 2: buy organic. I buy the regular stuff.
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  Speaker 4: All of it.
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  Speaker 2: Then I get home quietly peel all the stickers off
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  Speaker 2: rints everything. No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're basically quietly poisoning your wife.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Candace, No, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: If she's like strictly organic and is super passionate about that,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do that.
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  Speaker 3: I can't even tell.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, she can't tell.
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  Speaker 3: No, one can tell.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying about I'm not saying organic is not
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  Speaker 4: better for you don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that,
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  Speaker 4: But is there ever a time you could taste the
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  Speaker 4: difference and stuff?
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  Speaker 3: No, okay, taste.
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  Speaker 1: If they're the pesticides? Really, I mean maybe, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm not an expert, but I've organic
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  Speaker 3: cucumber and a regular cucumber.
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  Speaker 1: Or card one's been sprayed with pesticides.
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  Speaker 4: One.
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  Speaker 3: You're not wrong, yeah, but you.
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  Speaker 1: Can't always wash them off.
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  Speaker 4: But I even feel like the organic stuff is probably
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  Speaker 4: bad for us. But anyway, everything is geez doomsday over here, Lopez.
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  Speaker 3: So she has no idea and you just go about
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  Speaker 3: your life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she eats it, compliments it, you know, and I
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  Speaker 2: kind of laugh inside the entire time. You know, nothing
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  Speaker 2: bad has happened with Strawberry. It's the same.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the world. Nothing bad is gonna immediately happen.
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  Speaker 3: He takes the stickers off.
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  Speaker 1: I love that savage.
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  Speaker 2: I know she'd be furious as she's found out. Like
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  Speaker 2: she takes us up very seriously, like like this is
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  Speaker 2: who I am as a person, And uh, in my head,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just being practical and saving money, and
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  Speaker 2: you know, maybe it's committing a small petty lie.
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  Speaker 4: Right, it's a silly Now, this is a silly secret,
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  Speaker 4: but it's funny.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 1: But at least, like pick the items that really need
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  Speaker 1: to be organic, if she's that serious about it, Like strawberries.
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  Speaker 3: You know, like strawberries need to be organic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because they don't have like like fruits and
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  Speaker 1: vegetables with like a thick peel like means that they
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  Speaker 1: would you know, take on less of the pesticides if
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  Speaker 1: they were sprayed.
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  Speaker 3: So like is that to potatoes? Is it true about
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  Speaker 3: the plastic on apples?
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  Speaker 1: Like they put plastic in a wax like they Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can scrape it off. Take a really sharp knife
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  Speaker 1: and go outside your apple and you'll scrape the wax off.
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, you'll see it.
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  Speaker 3: Really, Yes, you can ask them.
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  Speaker 1: If they do it. Maybe they'll tell you.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not supposed to eat the wax. No, supposedly not.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know it as a kid, and I'm fine.
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  Speaker 3: I never knew there was wax. I just risk the
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  Speaker 3: apple off slicing to eat it. I want you to know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how they make them look all shiny and
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  Speaker 1: pretty and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Who you don't need apples anyway. All right, well, sir,
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  Speaker 3: thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Chanting sir.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we appreciate you and your lie and you know,
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  Speaker 4: tell us if.
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  Speaker 3: Anything changes, I will thank you. That's funny. Oh that
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  Speaker 3: would be so funny.
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  Speaker 4: Erk.
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  Speaker 3: Your husband called them one day and said he does
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  Speaker 3: the same thing. What's a dirty does it? Anyway? You
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  Speaker 3: said dirty? Doesn't?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the ones. There's a list of ones you
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  Speaker 1: should buy organic and ones it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: Well what doesn't matter?
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  Speaker 1: Well, the ones with like like the peel or the
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  Speaker 1: skin is really thick. Okay, Like those are the ones
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: Organic bananas. Do I need those?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not according to me, but this is
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  Speaker 1: according to like whatever they the list that.
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  Speaker 3: They put out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so bananas, like the peel is really thick.
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  Speaker 3: Rights is a strawberry.
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  Speaker 1: That's got a thick peel too?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thick peel? Are we organic? We're kind of thick?
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  Speaker 2: Hey.
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  Speaker 4: I did mean to ask you something about, oh you
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  Speaker 4: know what, No, never mind, that's what that. I cannot
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  Speaker 4: stand the way candas eat your bananas. That's what grossed
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  Speaker 4: me out there to day. I was going to bring
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  Speaker 4: you bananas.
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  Speaker 3: She eats them so brown.
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  Speaker 4: Your bananas are so brown brown.
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  Speaker 1: And my purse from the way of when I go
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  Speaker 1: from home to.
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  Speaker 3: Work, your purse bananas. What's wrong with your purse to
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  Speaker 3: make it turn brown so quick? Like your purse is
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  Speaker 3: a tanna be.
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  Speaker 4: You know when you're a kid, you'd get a piece
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  Speaker 4: of candy out of your grandma's person and it tastes
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  Speaker 4: like perfume.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not my purse, my snack bag.
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  Speaker 4: Could have could I have a butter scotch And it
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  Speaker 4: tastes like elizabethtail perfume and cigarettes.
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  Speaker 3: It's Candae's banana