Latest / Scott & Ally on Demand / Popped out of a Porta Potty
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- 0:00SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna say we haven't heard stories similar to this, but this one might be the oddest thing that I've heard about wanting to get retrieved from a porta-potty.
- 0:11SPEAKER_01: I want to retrieve nothing from a port-a potty.
- 0:14SPEAKER_02: But if you just bought your new iPhone 17 Pro Max.
- 0:18SPEAKER_01: Oh no! I don't care.
- 0:20SPEAKER_01: You're not digging in?
- 0:21SPEAKER_01: I'm not digging in.
- 0:22SPEAKER_02: You better have insurance on that, though.
- 0:25SPEAKER_02: This is not an iPhone Pro 17 Max that uh was dropped in the port-a-potty.
- 0:30SPEAKER_01: I'm just imagining being at a concert.
- 0:32SPEAKER_01: Like I'm thinking of, I know that Dave Matthews band was playing over the weekend.
- 0:36SPEAKER_01: I think maybe Saratoga.
- 0:37SPEAKER_01: I can't remember.
- 0:38SPEAKER_01: Anyway, just imagine all of the patchulli-loving people that expelled in that expelled in that portable toilet.
- 0:48SPEAKER_02: Well, there was a guy in Kansas that uh, you know, he had uh had to be rescued.
- 0:53SPEAKER_02: He had to be rescued after he got stuck inside a portable toilet.
- 0:57SPEAKER_02: Yes, he went after something and then got himself stuck.
- 1:00SPEAKER_02: Told the rescuers he was trying to retrieve something that he had dropped inside of it.
- 1:04SPEAKER_02: And and I know you ask what it was that he was trying to retrieve.
- 1:08SPEAKER_02: Here is a spokesperson.
- 1:09SPEAKER_00: Uh knocked again.
- 1:11SPEAKER_00: The man inside said he was not going to get out.
- 1:14SPEAKER_00: They looked inside and didn't see anybody.
- 1:17SPEAKER_00: The lid was closed, no one was in the restroom.
- 1:19SPEAKER_00: It kind of startled them.
- 1:20SPEAKER_00: All of a sudden, a head popped out of the toilet, and he said, I'm in here.
- 1:25SPEAKER_00: He told them he was retrieving a Mountain Dew bottle that he dropped in from the night before.
- 1:30SPEAKER_00: After it was cut open, the man was able to exit the toilet.
- 1:33SPEAKER_00: Fire department did hook up water to their truck and gave them a free shower.
- 1:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:39SPEAKER_01: Here's my assumption.
- 1:40SPEAKER_01: Now would you for a Diet Coke?
- 1:42SPEAKER_01: No.
- 1:43SPEAKER_01: No, here's my assumption.
- 1:45SPEAKER_01: It was a from the night before.
- 1:48SPEAKER_01: I think drugs were in there.
- 1:49SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna bet that.
- 1:50SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:51SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna bet there was absolutely something in there.
- 1:53SPEAKER_01: He literally went feet first.
- 1:55SPEAKER_01: Because they said his head popped up.
- 1:57SPEAKER_02: Yeah, or he dove in and then, of course, had to swim himself upside right.
- 2:02SPEAKER_01: No.