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Jy Gets Injured LIVE on the Podcast! #5 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

0:00
SPEAKER_01: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
0:04
SPEAKER_01: Here comes your shout with Gi and Braden.
0:13
SPEAKER_00: Welcome to episode five of Your Shout with Gi and Brayden, the podcast.
0:17
SPEAKER_00: Mate, episode five, we are getting through these.
0:19
SPEAKER_00: Fucking so good.
0:21
SPEAKER_00: So so good.
0:22
SPEAKER_00: It's awesome.
0:23
SPEAKER_00: It's good to be back.
0:24
SPEAKER_00: Hope you guys have had a good two weeks.
0:26
SPEAKER_00: Um, mate, let's get straight into it.
0:28
SPEAKER_00: State of origin, game two.
0:31
SPEAKER_00: Well done, boys.
0:32
SPEAKER_00: It was great.
0:33
SPEAKER_00: It was fucking phenomenal.
0:34
SPEAKER_00: Queenslander, I tell you what, I'm gonna be honest, I did not think we were gonna win.
0:39
SPEAKER_00: You had low hopes, man.
0:40
SPEAKER_00: I was there.
0:41
SPEAKER_00: It's it's happening.
0:41
SPEAKER_00: We're winning, man.
0:42
SPEAKER_00: We're winning.
0:43
SPEAKER_00: And uh look, was it a good win?
0:46
SPEAKER_00: No.
0:47
SPEAKER_00: If blues could kick straight, they could have won the game.
0:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
0:50
SPEAKER_00: We what we got a lot of tackles let through.
0:54
SPEAKER_00: They came back.
0:55
SPEAKER_00: You know, it was one of those scenarios I was like, oh, this is I texted you.
0:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was like, mate, this is looking good.
1:00
SPEAKER_00: And then I thought, have I spoke too soon?
1:02
SPEAKER_00: Because they are crawling back now.
1:04
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh, don't let this be one of those scenarios.
1:07
SPEAKER_01: So for my mate was like Justin, he was like, Oh, wait, it's probably gonna be like 36, like 12.
1:13
SPEAKER_01: 36 to like New South Wales.
1:15
SPEAKER_01: I was like, whatever, we're just talking shit to each other.
1:18
SPEAKER_01: And then as the game went on, I was like, fuck, he's probably predicted like us winning to 36 and them 12.
1:23
SPEAKER_01: Because like I was like, it's getting pretty close, and then and then I was gonna tell him, I was like, dude, Aiden, New South Wales started creeping up.
1:29
SPEAKER_00: I was like, No, no, no, no, no.
1:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, good game.
1:32
SPEAKER_00: Um, bring on game three when this comes out.
1:35
SPEAKER_00: I think it will be going into game three or another week.
1:38
SPEAKER_00: I actually don't know.
1:40
SPEAKER_00: Um, obviously, as we're recording this, it's not game three yet.
1:43
SPEAKER_00: We've just had the game.
1:44
SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, look, big, big turnout in Perth 8.
1:47
SPEAKER_00: Fully booked out stadium.
1:49
SPEAKER_00: I was surprised.
1:49
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I didn't realise how big it was.
1:51
SPEAKER_01: It's a nice stadium, eh?
1:52
SPEAKER_01: It is really nice.
1:53
SPEAKER_00: They did it for the AFL.
1:54
SPEAKER_00: I think it's only like a six or eight years old um Optusadium, but it just looks like a nice stadium.
2:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Naomi was like, oh, bloody, that's a big um footy stadium.
2:04
SPEAKER_01: I was like, yeah, it's an AFL stadium.
2:05
SPEAKER_01: She's like, no, it's not.
2:06
SPEAKER_01: I was like, do you see those holes on the ground near the ends?
2:10
SPEAKER_01: They're for the post.
2:11
SPEAKER_00: She's like, oh, God bless you, Naomi.
2:15
SPEAKER_00: God bless you.
2:16
SPEAKER_00: Uh but yeah, big turnout.
2:19
SPEAKER_00: I thought when I saw Perth sold out, I'm thinking, you know what, this is good for state of origin.
2:22
SPEAKER_00: You know, Perth Bears coming for the NRL.
2:24
SPEAKER_00: Um, I obviously Perth has nothing to do with the state of origin, but um, it's good to, you know, see, you know, how other states would react to it that are not in the state of origin.
2:35
SPEAKER_01: Yes, yeah.
2:36
SPEAKER_00: I the one thing I will be honest with you though, and I know they can I know there's more AFL stadiums in Australia, but it does it not look weird to you when it's on an NRO stadium on an AFL stadium, because obviously they've got to make a rectangle, but did you notice how far you are for if you're at the game, did you see how far they are?
2:55
SPEAKER_00: You are nowhere near on the front.
2:56
SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't even prefer to like if you're at Suncorp, you're right there because they have to make it rectangle.
3:00
SPEAKER_00: Even if you're at the front of the um at the front of the um grandstand, I'd say, yeah, in the seats, you're still nowhere near the field.
3:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's crazy.
3:08
SPEAKER_01: I was seeing that too.
3:09
SPEAKER_01: I was I was like, oh man, like I don't know.
3:14
SPEAKER_01: Having the um the people so close to you and and not having them so close to you, I wonder if it like changes their perspective of like how big the field is to like whether oh they I don't know.
3:24
SPEAKER_00: Well AFL fields are just they are way bigger than NRL, but it's just because obviously you can't do AFLs can't play on a rectangle field because you can't make rectangles circular, but you can do a you can make a rectangle out of a circle, but it's just when I I saw a video when they do the helicopter view, yeah.
3:39
SPEAKER_00: When you actually saw the field they were playing on, before to the left of the field and all the people that are around them, like the people in the audience are nowhere near the game.
3:47
SPEAKER_00: Like, can they even see like yeah?
3:49
SPEAKER_00: When I was at I will be honest with you, when I went to the game game once, Suncorp, they they are good seats.
3:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, they're actually not too bad.
3:56
SPEAKER_00: Wherever you normally are, you can see the I will give it Suncorp have done that very well.
4:00
SPEAKER_00: But Sad of Origin, game three, fingers crossed, it's gonna be a big game for us.
4:05
SPEAKER_01: Yes, down in Sydney, it's gonna be a bloody seedy, seedy, seedy day the next.
4:11
SPEAKER_00: I reckon it's gonna be a tough one for us, but I think we can do it.
4:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, after seeing, after seeing, by the way, for all you New South Wales pulls, Queensland shit.
4:21
SPEAKER_00: Dad fucking kisses.
4:23
SPEAKER_00: You guys can't kick straight.
4:24
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
4:26
SPEAKER_00: That's what made you lose a game.
4:28
SPEAKER_00: So if you guys can't kick straight, we're winning that game.
4:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, woeful.
4:31
SPEAKER_01: Absolutely woeful.
4:32
SPEAKER_00: They couldn't kick straight in the first game and they couldn't kick straight in the second one.
4:35
SPEAKER_01: So you guys think they should just stop, honestly.
4:37
SPEAKER_01: It's just embarrassing for you guys.
4:38
SPEAKER_01: It's just embarrassment.
4:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:40
SPEAKER_00: Uh mate, I want to talk about this.
4:42
SPEAKER_00: Um, school life.
4:43
SPEAKER_00: We all remember what school life was like.
4:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, yeah.
4:46
SPEAKER_00: And I want to talk about the best things about school.
4:48
SPEAKER_00: And it's not until you, you know, when you're in school, oh, I hate school, I hate it, I can't wait to be out.
4:53
SPEAKER_00: It's not until you're out of school you look back and go, school was amazing.
4:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:58
SPEAKER_00: I wish I was in I wish my older self, the future self, came to me saying, Enjoy high school, because trust me, these will be the best moments of your life.
5:07
SPEAKER_00: And it's not until you're out of high school you realize how good you had it.
5:10
SPEAKER_01: And then like with all your friends, too, they all seem to it's just like you think you think after after school's gonna be great, but like everyone's there just because of school.
5:19
SPEAKER_01: Like, if it wasn't school, majority of your friends probably wouldn't all be together, you know what I mean?
5:23
SPEAKER_01: Like it's exactly a hard thing to say, but like it's kind of true.
5:26
SPEAKER_00: Shit, but it's where you meet most of your school friends, okay.
5:29
SPEAKER_00: Your long life friends.
5:31
SPEAKER_00: It is true though that as soon as you leave high school, you don't see half the people that you do like my friend group, went to like six, now it's just Oscar and I.
5:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:40
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing how you know, obviously, people change and shit happens, and that's what life is.
5:45
SPEAKER_00: But it's amazing when you're in such a cohort and you've seen each other since grade seven, some of you have been there since primary school, and then boom, as soon as you leave grade 12, that's it.
5:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:53
SPEAKER_00: But what I want to talk about, Braden, is some of the best things I think were in um school, especially high school.
5:59
SPEAKER_00: Top tier list interschool sports.
6:02
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
6:04
SPEAKER_00: I think interschool sports are one of the best memories I ever had.
6:08
SPEAKER_00: The fact that you did not have to do a subject, but you just went out to another school and you just played whatever game you wanted to play.
6:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, I see what you're saying.
6:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
6:16
SPEAKER_00: Did you do interschool sports?
6:18
SPEAKER_01: Um we just chose like oh fuck.
6:21
SPEAKER_01: Um well at our school, you just like choose a sport and you do like a touch or something, and you just do touch for the whole term, but at different schools.
6:30
SPEAKER_01: Or like at your school, and all the schools would come over.
6:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
6:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I was always either touch or we did do the NFL for a bit, but NFL?
6:39
SPEAKER_01: That's interesting.
6:40
SPEAKER_01: Our school did NFL for a bit.
6:41
SPEAKER_01: It was actually pr it was actually alright, it wasn't too bad, but um Because what high school did you go to?
6:46
SPEAKER_01: Brackenridge.
6:46
SPEAKER_00: Brackenridge, yeah, yeah.
6:47
SPEAKER_00: So I went to Dakman High.
6:49
SPEAKER_00: So our um I mostly picked Futsal just because Oscar did and he was a he was amazing at it.
6:54
SPEAKER_00: And Futsal was just crazy.
6:56
SPEAKER_00: Futsal was good fun to be honest, because it was just easy.
6:58
SPEAKER_00: I think I did volleyball one time.
7:00
SPEAKER_00: Volleyball was insane, but volleyball I think needs to be played on the beat, like on sand.
7:05
SPEAKER_00: Playing it on just a hard floor surface is just not fun.
7:08
SPEAKER_00: That is just an injury waiting to happen with ankles broken.
7:12
SPEAKER_00: Which by the way, speaking of that, have you played netball?
7:16
SPEAKER_01: Um, I yeah.
7:18
SPEAKER_01: Um, with my mate Tyler, his um his sister does netball, and they have it's like like a little like sports centre, but it's like got an all it's all netball stuff.
7:27
SPEAKER_00: The fact that when they as soon as they grab the ball, they've got to immediately stop how they don't break an ankle or pull a hamstring is beyond me.
7:35
SPEAKER_00: That sport, I know it's very girl dominated, but I gotta give credit where credit's due.
7:40
SPEAKER_00: That sport is just 100%.
7:41
SPEAKER_00: I played it once and I was I was fucked after it.
7:44
SPEAKER_00: I could not breathe.
7:46
SPEAKER_00: My legs was the next morning.
7:47
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't even walk.
7:48
SPEAKER_00: Like You're right.
7:49
SPEAKER_00: I was like, you know, I give four I would never dish the sport until I played it.
7:53
SPEAKER_01: So Yeah, it's it's definitely um favorite subject in school?
7:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
7:58
SPEAKER_01: I did it once though, so before I left Brackenridge to go to Kerwin and Townsville, um, I had like two favourites I like really enjoyed math for some reason.
8:07
SPEAKER_01: You gotta be kidding me.
8:08
SPEAKER_01: So no, there's no way, Brayden.
8:11
SPEAKER_01: Year nine, year nine, something switched because like I was leaving to go to Townsville and was like trying to get my grades better to like stay or whatnot.
8:18
SPEAKER_01: And um something switched, like math was just like fucking I just knew everything about math that that year it was just great, like algebra and everything was awesome.
8:28
SPEAKER_00: More like math.
8:29
SPEAKER_00: You knew a lot about math.
8:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
8:31
SPEAKER_00: You can't tell me math was your biggest.
8:32
SPEAKER_01: But I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, it was definitely wood and metal work, 100%.
8:37
SPEAKER_01: And then I was it was also like HP, obviously, but the main one I enjoyed the most in high school, I would probably say would be water aquatics, which was going boating.
8:48
SPEAKER_01: Go in boating is.
8:49
SPEAKER_00: I have never heard of that subject.
8:50
SPEAKER_00: Well, you gotta walk me through what's going on.
8:52
SPEAKER_01: So water aquatics is basically um at the end of your water water aquatic subject, you obtain your boat license.
9:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:00
SPEAKER_01: I didn't get that.
9:01
SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you what right now.
9:03
SPEAKER_01: One school, their high school, um, they rigged it for every for everyone there.
9:07
SPEAKER_01: They were giving out boat licenses to I think it was uh I don't don't like fully take this on board.
9:15
SPEAKER_01: Take this on board, but I'm pretty sure it was one teacher was just giving out um stuff to students to do it that weren't in the subject, and now they were like super strict and our school couldn't do it.
9:25
SPEAKER_01: So we all passed all the stuff for it, wasn't able to get our boat license.
9:30
SPEAKER_01: So we did you learn you gotta learn all these type of knots, and you gotta learn uh yeah, fishermen knots and all that.
9:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we gotta learn all these things.
9:36
SPEAKER_00: So I'm a that's a boatie person.
9:38
SPEAKER_00: I would have loved that.
9:39
SPEAKER_01: It's it was great, man.
9:40
SPEAKER_01: We used to go out um to Cabestrick Creek, yeah, and we used to go around there boating.
9:44
SPEAKER_01: We all had tinnies each almost, and we'd have like we did little tinny drag races sometimes.
9:50
SPEAKER_01: You'd make sure you have like the smallest, like you'd had the tiniest people in yours too, and you'd just freaking fly.
9:55
SPEAKER_00: Brady, you you your high school sounds awesome.
9:58
SPEAKER_00: I didn't have any you know what I had in my high school?
10:00
SPEAKER_00: A farm.
10:02
SPEAKER_00: Does it sound fun?
10:02
SPEAKER_00: Picking up cow shit, okay?
10:05
SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm sorry, but you you got to be, you're telling me on a school subject, on a middle of a school week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, you were out on the water playing with boats, doing fishermen knots, but at the end of this, you still could not get your licence.
10:22
SPEAKER_01: Wasn't able to, yeah.
10:23
SPEAKER_01: That sucks.
10:24
SPEAKER_01: I could like go for mine now and still pass.
10:26
SPEAKER_01: I still remember everything.
10:26
SPEAKER_00: But I still need to go for my boat.
10:28
SPEAKER_01: I want to go for mine, but I don't want to go for mine without getting a full drive.
10:31
SPEAKER_01: Because if I don't have a full drive.
10:32
SPEAKER_01: Let's do it together.
10:33
SPEAKER_01: I want to get my boat.
10:33
SPEAKER_01: If I don't have a full drive, there's no point in me getting a boat.
10:36
SPEAKER_01: There's no point my cart's gonna tell a fucking boat.
10:40
SPEAKER_01: But the dream is to have a boat where you can walk it, like has that walk out the front.
10:47
SPEAKER_01: I'll I was looking at boats the other day and I was like, fuck, some actually not too bad in price.
10:51
SPEAKER_00: Like, you know Dad, I've been growing up with boats because dad loves boats and all that.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: And there's just fishing.
10:56
SPEAKER_00: See, I've got fishing in my blood, and just fishing off a boat, going on a bombing, bombing a reef.
11:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I that's just and the fact that you could do that as a school subject, I am so.
11:04
SPEAKER_01: Like I grew up with my dad having a tenure.
11:06
SPEAKER_01: We used to go to um this camping spot, and I remember me, my mum, my sister, and my little brother were all crammed in it.
11:13
SPEAKER_01: It was like, yeah, five or six of us, and the water was like almost both.
11:17
SPEAKER_01: I was shit scared as a kid, but I love both.
11:20
SPEAKER_01: I love them so much.
11:21
SPEAKER_01: But it's great, it's good fun.
11:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, mate.
11:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh mate, you've got running down here cold snap.
11:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man, this cold snap did me dirty, I tell you that.
11:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a couple of weeks ago it really hit Brisbane here hard.
11:32
SPEAKER_00: They've been saying it's getting a it is a lot warmer now, but that last couple of weeks we've just had, if you were in Brisbane, you would know what we're talking.
11:39
SPEAKER_00: Five, six degrees of a morning.
11:41
SPEAKER_00: At night, and you know, and in the morning it was just bris.
11:44
SPEAKER_00: I actually had ice on my windscreen at one point.
11:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, one of the blokes at work at his place was 2.5, and he had bloody ice on his too.
11:50
SPEAKER_01: I was like, that's crazy.
11:52
SPEAKER_00: We're not built us Brizzy people, we're not built for those cold moments.
11:55
SPEAKER_01: I was I was hesitant on buying the Milwaukee heated jacket.
11:58
SPEAKER_01: So I was like, how long is this actually gonna last?
12:01
SPEAKER_01: Like, but um, yeah, it was so cold, dude.
12:04
SPEAKER_01: Like I got um at work, I think it was like for a couple of days on my swing, it was like super cold, and I had my hand wedged in between something, it fell on it in the cold.
12:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, and man, I just wanted to chop it off.
12:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was horrible.
12:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I remember going back to high school playing handball in the cold, and you had hit that ball, and your hand would be stinging.
12:28
SPEAKER_00: Oh, and God forbid, if you were catching, let's say, if you were playing footy and you missed the ball but it nicked your pinky in the winter, whoo! You would feel that in the cold.
12:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh, a hundred percent.
12:40
SPEAKER_00: Things for a lot worse, more in the cold.
12:42
SPEAKER_00: Tell you what also sucks is being a chippy and you hit your finger with a hammer.
12:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, imagine, imagine just you're trying to make a bolt loose, and all of a sudden it slips, and you just at Mark Dows and you fist this fucking frame.
12:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
12:57
SPEAKER_01: That's that stuff's pretty bad.
12:59
SPEAKER_01: But I got given this um no the rant, but I got given this shitty old rodeo from work because I was on call out.
13:06
SPEAKER_01: So this chick neared the car, I was like, whatever.
13:08
SPEAKER_01: I had to take this turbo diesel, little shitty rodeo.
13:12
SPEAKER_01: And the the tachometer didn't fucking work.
13:14
SPEAKER_01: The um it was it was crappy ass, and it was chugging along.
13:19
SPEAKER_01: And um gutless.
13:20
SPEAKER_01: It was yeah, it was very gutless.
13:22
SPEAKER_01: Very gutless.
13:23
SPEAKER_01: And it sounded like a pile of dirt, it was so bad.
13:26
SPEAKER_01: What is it?
13:27
SPEAKER_01: I was like, what the heck did you just rock up in?
13:29
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Don't even worry.
13:30
SPEAKER_01: She's like, it sounds like bloody rubbish.
13:31
SPEAKER_01: I was like, because it is rubbish, yeah.
13:33
SPEAKER_00: It is, it is, it's it's it's rubbish on four wheels, okay?
13:37
SPEAKER_01: This is like and then mind you, it's what six, five degrees outside in the morning.
13:41
SPEAKER_01: I'm going out, and I'm like, oh, this thing's got obviously got glow glow plugs in, you gotta make it warm up.
13:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, alright, so flicking it over, then turning it off, then flicking it over, then turning it off to make sure it goes all warm.
13:52
SPEAKER_01: And I gotta turn it.
13:55
SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
13:55
SPEAKER_01: Do it again.
13:56
SPEAKER_01: Tun dun dun dun dun.
13:58
SPEAKER_01: I was like doing it like 20 times, dude.
14:00
SPEAKER_01: I was like, You kidding me?
14:01
SPEAKER_01: And then as soon as I get it, ton boom, and then all this smoke just filled the street.
14:06
SPEAKER_01: It stunk so much.
14:09
SPEAKER_01: It was so bad.
14:11
SPEAKER_01: What time of the morning was this?
14:12
SPEAKER_01: This was like probably 4 30, 4 o'clock in the morning.
14:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
14:17
SPEAKER_01: Right.
14:18
SPEAKER_01: It sounded like someone just got like a bunch of nails and a can just started rattling it.
14:22
SPEAKER_01: That's what it sounded like at the start.
14:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh man, it was horrible, man.
14:25
SPEAKER_01: It was so bad.
14:26
SPEAKER_00: I I can do you one better.
14:28
SPEAKER_00: My boss was away um on um, he was up north for holidays, and I had to get the work van off him.
14:35
SPEAKER_00: Now, what he failed to tell me was that he put the you know the car alarm system on.
14:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: You know how like if you you can like some cars you can set on a car alarm system, so if it um if you unlock it and you still open the door, the car alarm will go off.
14:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
14:49
SPEAKER_00: It's a thing you can get on your key and it lets you know.
14:52
SPEAKER_00: He's failed to tell me that he's done that.
14:54
SPEAKER_00: So about I reckon quarter to six in the morning.
14:58
SPEAKER_00: Keep in mind it is winter here, so it is pitch black still.
15:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:01
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna jump what I'm wearing right now on a street, opening up this van, unlock it, open up the door, beep, beep, beep, boo, boom, indicators are flashing, the thing is gone off for about a minute.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking, oh shit.
15:16
SPEAKER_00: My problem is I don't know how to disarm the thing.
15:20
SPEAKER_00: So in my dumb brain, I thought, oh, the thing's gone off again, it's just turned off.
15:24
SPEAKER_00: I can open again.
15:25
SPEAKER_00: Nah, open the door, be, boo! Just gone off again.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking, this is not good.
15:30
SPEAKER_00: Called up his, called up Oscar, who was on the podcast on the phone.
15:33
SPEAKER_00: He said, mate, you've got to do this, this, and this.
15:35
SPEAKER_00: Did it, gone in the van perfectly fine.
15:37
SPEAKER_00: Called up my boss, and I said, Next time you put the car alarm system on, let the person know who's taking the van that hey, the car alarm system's off.
15:46
SPEAKER_00: Because I've just woken up your whole neighborhood, your whole household at quarter to six in the morning.
15:50
SPEAKER_00: And it's not a good look when it's in pitch black and a guy in a hoodie is unlocking a van and that is not a good look.
15:57
SPEAKER_00: I did not want to be on the Klangal floor.
16:00
SPEAKER_00: You oh, holy shit.
16:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
16:04
SPEAKER_00: It just led all the way.
16:05
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, no, I've got a cramp in the um leg right now.
16:08
SPEAKER_00: Well, this is a good podcast, isn't it?
16:10
SPEAKER_00: Holy crap.
16:11
SPEAKER_00: I just I literally just stretched my leg and I just like pulled a hand me.
16:16
SPEAKER_00: Like, what is going on right now?
16:17
SPEAKER_00: Man, I haven't had one of those cramps in ages, okay?
16:19
SPEAKER_00: You know, like do you know when you like wake up in the morning and you stretch your legs and you're like the it's the calf?
16:24
SPEAKER_00: That thing would kill you, you know.
16:26
SPEAKER_00: Stab me in the heart, I don't care.
16:27
SPEAKER_00: That wake up in the morning, that will bring a tear to your eyes.
16:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh, 100%.
16:31
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't know what just happened just then.
16:34
SPEAKER_00: I just had a cramp in the leg.
16:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's these bloody chairs at Bridge FM.
16:38
SPEAKER_00: They're not they're not the best quality chairs, but you know what?
16:41
SPEAKER_00: We we'll move on.
16:42
SPEAKER_01: They bloody do, mate.
16:43
SPEAKER_00: They do, they do.
16:44
SPEAKER_00: You know what?
16:44
SPEAKER_00: We have good equipment, so we can't complain about the chairs.
16:46
SPEAKER_00: So you gotta go cheap on something.
16:48
SPEAKER_00: You can't go expensive on everything.
16:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, but getting a cramp in the morning, oh mate, yeah, it's horrible.
16:54
SPEAKER_00: Or what about that good stretch, and it makes your legs, you know, it goes makes your legs like trip, and you're just like, oh, yeah.
17:02
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yeah.
17:03
SPEAKER_00: I felt good.
17:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I want to talk about this.
17:06
SPEAKER_00: This is not going down.
17:07
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
17:07
SPEAKER_00: And I just saw this on TikTok.
17:08
SPEAKER_00: Someone was talking about things that make you feel good for no reason.
17:14
SPEAKER_00: For example, when you crack open like a beer on a Friday afternoon, that first sound, oh good.
17:23
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
17:24
SPEAKER_01: I think um for me it's like you finish your drink, just straight in the straight in the beer.
17:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you chucked it and then it's gone in flu.
17:31
SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
17:33
SPEAKER_01: I'm the fucking man.
17:34
SPEAKER_01: I'm the man.
17:34
SPEAKER_00: I'm the man.
17:35
SPEAKER_00: I'm the fucking man.
17:37
SPEAKER_00: Or another one, and I think you can relate to this as if you when you're driving a manual, when it's a cold car, but you know, like you always got that one gear shift that it's like from second to third or third to fourth.
17:48
SPEAKER_00: Everyone has that one gear change that it always goes in perfectly and it feels so good every time you do it.
17:54
SPEAKER_00: You don't get that little do like mine's the third to fourth.
17:57
SPEAKER_00: When I go to third to fourth, it just goes straight down.
17:59
SPEAKER_00: My car just soaks it up.
18:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
18:01
SPEAKER_00: It's great.
18:02
SPEAKER_00: Especially when you got that revs right and it just changes perfectly up.
18:05
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
18:06
SPEAKER_01: One the man.
18:07
SPEAKER_01: I reckon something else tigles my brain a little bit when you open a jar.
18:10
SPEAKER_00: Little Oh, dude.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be a real like, I'm not being what I'm about to say.
18:16
SPEAKER_00: I don't want this to sound like real, like, oh girls and boys, you know, you're so sexist and judging.
18:22
SPEAKER_00: When your girlfriend says, Hey, can you open this?
18:24
SPEAKER_00: And you know in the back of your mind, fuck, I've gotta open this.
18:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and you're like, right, okay, enter yourself, Jackie.
18:29
SPEAKER_00: Don't make yourself look like a little bitch.
18:31
SPEAKER_00: Okay, open this up.
18:33
SPEAKER_00: You got this, okay?
18:34
SPEAKER_00: And you grab it and you go, and it goes, and you're like, Yes, but you don't do that, you don't act like yes, you just go, there you go.
18:42
SPEAKER_00: But in your mind, you're like, Hallelujah, I'm the man.
18:45
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
18:46
SPEAKER_01: That's definitely right, 100%.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: Or like it's funny things like that that make you feel I think of I thought of another one just then.
18:53
SPEAKER_00: What about when you're in the shower and that hot water just hits your face and you're just like, oh especially the cold stamp, you go in so and then you can't get out because you just know as soon as you get out of there.
19:04
SPEAKER_01: But you don't want to too hop uh because if it's too cold, you go in too hot, it's like pins and needles.
19:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, it's so bad.
19:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's so bad.
19:11
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
19:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
19:13
SPEAKER_00: My Kate, she's got a spa at her house, and at the um in winter at the moment, when you get in that spa, it is so nice and warm, like 38 degrees, 39 degrees.
19:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:24
SPEAKER_00: But getting out in that cold winter weather outside, oh I tell you what, I have never round so fast to a towel.
19:31
SPEAKER_00: Trying to get warm.
19:32
SPEAKER_00: That will that will test your limits.
19:34
SPEAKER_00: That will.
19:34
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
19:35
SPEAKER_00: Alright, mate, let's do it.
19:36
SPEAKER_00: Yay or nay, we asked us on the Instagram.
19:39
SPEAKER_00: Um, Braden, I saw this, saw this at the party, what you were doing, and I I he's you've done it again.
19:45
SPEAKER_00: He's done it.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: I didn't even realise.
19:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Braden, you have not learnt your lesson.
19:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's not bad.
19:53
SPEAKER_00: It's not that bad.
19:54
SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, for the people that don't know and that don't follow us on Instagram, how dare you not follow us on Instagram, by the way.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: I posted out this UA, which is our new segment.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: Brayden was at the party, which we talked about in the last episode, Naomi's birthday, and he was putting on shoes.
20:08
SPEAKER_00: And I realized that he put on shoes without socks.
20:11
SPEAKER_00: And I thought that was just criminal.
20:13
SPEAKER_00: He's rocked up, done the same thing again.
20:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:15
SPEAKER_00: So I asked, I thought I'd be a good question to ask yay or nay, you know, when, you know, you know, shoes without socks.
20:23
SPEAKER_00: So, Brayden, what do you think the outcome would have been like?
20:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, like, I reckon more yay, because like I'll tell you right now, you go to the beach, you got sandy feet, you're not gonna put socks on and then put your shoes on.
20:37
SPEAKER_00: Why are you going to the beach with shoes anyway?
20:38
SPEAKER_00: You wear thongs or slides.
20:40
SPEAKER_01: I've got a thong what happens if you're walking around and you're like, oh, let's just trot on the beach.
20:45
SPEAKER_01: You didn't you don't wear shoes.
20:47
SPEAKER_01: No, no, you don't want to be around.
20:47
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
20:48
SPEAKER_00: I'm telling you right now, Braden, I'm gonna let you have this time, okay?
20:52
SPEAKER_00: And then I'm gonna give yourself to try and back yourself up.
20:55
SPEAKER_00: Because I'm telling you, if I'm on the beach and I've got sand shoes on, like sneakers or whatever, and I go to walk on the beach, I'm not putting them back on.
21:02
SPEAKER_00: I'll just go barefoot and hold them in my hand if I've got sandy feet.
21:05
SPEAKER_00: Nah.
21:05
SPEAKER_00: Nah.
21:06
SPEAKER_00: You're telling me you're putting your sandy feet inside your shoes.
21:09
SPEAKER_00: So now your shoes are full of sandy feet.
21:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, obviously, I wear my like beach shoes or whatever if I've got any.
21:15
SPEAKER_01: But mate, I'm telling you right now.
21:19
SPEAKER_00: I feel like it's the feel of your raw, your raw dogging shoes right now.
21:22
SPEAKER_00: You've got your feet in there, your toes are in your It's great.
21:29
SPEAKER_01: It's great, it's great, it's great.
21:31
SPEAKER_01: Okay it just sucks when they get real sweaty.
21:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
21:36
SPEAKER_01: Brayden, you are really not hopping your case in.
21:39
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is good.
21:40
SPEAKER_00: 13% said yay, 87% voted nay.
21:45
SPEAKER_00: I think I think that's biased.
21:47
SPEAKER_00: That's biased.
21:48
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
21:50
SPEAKER_00: For your benefit of doubt, Braden, because that was a floggin' 87% to 13%.
21:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna give you a bit of time to try and win your.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: I love whoever was that 13%, by the way.
22:03
SPEAKER_01: I love you guys.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: Don't don't let that 87 or whatever the frick it was doubt you down on not wearing socks.
22:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay?
22:12
SPEAKER_01: It's not that bad.
22:14
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, no.
22:15
SPEAKER_01: Um it's a selling point.
22:17
SPEAKER_01: Like you It's a selling point.
22:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, you don't need it, you don't need to buy body socks to wear shoes.
22:23
SPEAKER_01: Like this is just a little cheaper.
22:25
SPEAKER_01: These are a little cheaper.
22:27
SPEAKER_00: Socks cost like three bucks.
22:29
SPEAKER_00: They are not, you can't you're not that much of a tight ass brain in a case.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not that much, but I'm you know, like, uh like you're Russian and say you got dirty socks.
22:41
SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna wear three-day old dirty socks for your?
22:44
SPEAKER_01: What shoots?
22:45
SPEAKER_00: See, you're braid, you're trying to prove yourself a point, but it still does not add up.
22:50
SPEAKER_00: You wash your socks.
22:51
SPEAKER_01: So by the way, people, I do wear socks um with certain shoes, like work boots or some shoes when I'm going out.
22:59
SPEAKER_01: But if I'm travelling around casually, I will not wear socks.
23:03
SPEAKER_01: I do have thongs in my car just in case.
23:05
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
23:06
SPEAKER_00: I will be on the benefit of doubt.
23:07
SPEAKER_00: Socks and slides, socks and thongs.
23:09
SPEAKER_00: That's a week.
23:10
SPEAKER_00: That is socks and thongs, I don't know.
23:12
SPEAKER_00: That's a real bowing thing, and that's what I'm more thongs than slides.
23:16
SPEAKER_01: The feeling between your toes would probably be the feeling of like a guy getting like a G-string, I reckon.
23:22
SPEAKER_00: You know how it gets like real Titan sore?
23:26
SPEAKER_00: You know how it gets real Titan sore?
23:28
SPEAKER_00: Braden, I'm not gonna ask how you would think you know what a G-string feels like.
23:31
SPEAKER_00: No, I have you have you not worn Naomi's have you worn Naomi's G strings and you're not telling us?
23:36
SPEAKER_00: There is no way.
23:37
SPEAKER_00: No.
23:37
SPEAKER_00: You weren't feeling a bit sexy one night and you're like, well, I'm gonna slip on this G string and put a few.
23:41
SPEAKER_01: Like I I put them on my head, just I haven't like put them.
23:45
SPEAKER_01: No.
23:45
SPEAKER_01: No.
23:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you right now, I have not.
23:49
SPEAKER_01: No.
23:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god But I'm just saying, I'm just saying, like, you gotta wear like super big socks to do it because like you gotta have them like tugged out a little bit so you can bloody fit your feet in and your toes.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: So they actually they're actually nice.
24:02
SPEAKER_01: You can't have like your normal socks that you wear in shoes, because they're they're they're fit to your feet, you know?
24:09
SPEAKER_01: But if you add that little bit of that fucking prong in there, I get it.
24:13
SPEAKER_00: It is you gotta wear us, you gotta normally when I wear socks with thongs, it's normally the it's only about a few pairs that have been there because they've been worn with that same spot.
24:21
SPEAKER_00: Um it is a lot harder than socks and slides, obviously.
24:24
SPEAKER_00: But mate, I'm telling you right now, shoes without socks, the vote, the listeners have voted.
24:30
SPEAKER_00: That it is, they think it's nay.
24:33
SPEAKER_00: And for the listeners out there, comment if you think, girls, if that's an ick.
24:37
SPEAKER_00: Really?
24:38
SPEAKER_00: Well, you need to call Naomi and just I want to hear what she thinks.
24:41
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'll call her right now.
24:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, call her right now, okay?
24:43
SPEAKER_00: And I want to know what she actually.
24:44
SPEAKER_00: I swear to god, if Naomi says she does the same thing, I am I'm I'm gonna jump off the aim to the earth, okay?
24:50
SPEAKER_01: This cannot be because like I don't wear them all the time, but I do like Okay, here we go, here we go.
24:54
SPEAKER_00: Put it up to the microphone.
24:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I just want to ask you, is it a Nick if you um Naomi?
25:00
SPEAKER_00: Okay, hi Naomi, it's Jai here.
25:02
unknown: Hello.
25:03
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm um we're having a big debate right now on Yay or Nay, the new segment, and we're talking about when Brayden wears shoes without socks, and I asked, Do you think that's a nick?
25:15
unknown: Yes.
25:16
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
25:17
SPEAKER_00: My case has been settled because Brayden for the last five minutes is trying to win his case, but it's not going anywhere.
25:22
SPEAKER_00: It's not that bad.
25:24
unknown: It is.
25:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
25:25
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
25:26
SPEAKER_00: Well, thank you.
25:27
SPEAKER_00: We're in the shoes with no foot condom on, just raw dogging it.
25:36
SPEAKER_01: Okay, we don't we don't need a we don't know.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Naomi.
25:40
SPEAKER_00: I'll talk to you all the way home.
25:41
SPEAKER_00: That backfight that backfired on you so much.
25:45
SPEAKER_01: How dare everyone not back me up to her?
25:48
SPEAKER_01: She's supposed to be my armor.
25:50
SPEAKER_00: She's supposed to.
25:52
SPEAKER_00: She's trying, she didn't even hesitate.
25:53
SPEAKER_00: She was like, Yep, ick.
25:55
SPEAKER_00: No foot condom.
25:56
SPEAKER_00: I didn't even think.
25:56
SPEAKER_00: It's not you didn't have the foot condom on, mate.
25:59
SPEAKER_00: Well, I didn't care that.
26:00
SPEAKER_00: Okay, mate.
26:01
SPEAKER_00: You do, you do, mate.
26:02
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
26:03
SPEAKER_00: But the listeners have voted.
26:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, I wouldn't take a photo of my feet and shoot on the photo, but I was like, I'll just take a vote about it.
26:11
SPEAKER_00: You guys gotta pay for it.
26:12
SPEAKER_00: You gotta pay extra money for the phone.
26:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we'll actually have to get a subscription going if I do that.
26:17
SPEAKER_00: Alright, mate, you've brought this to the table.
26:20
SPEAKER_01: I was just curious because I was like, I was like, what are some ideas we could talk about?
26:24
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, hmm, alright, well, what like I was watching 9-1-1 with the missus, and um it's like got cops and stuff in it.
26:32
SPEAKER_01: I was like, what profession would you do if you got to choose another one and why?
26:39
SPEAKER_00: That's a good question.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: It's a good I I this question I think is one of the all-time greatest questions because it really does it it interferes with everything in there.
26:48
SPEAKER_00: So obviously, you know, we're both in the trade industry.
26:50
SPEAKER_00: I'm a chippy, apprentice chippy in bathroom renovations.
26:53
SPEAKER_00: You are with diesel mechanics.
26:54
SPEAKER_01: Apprentice, diesel mechanic, yeah.
26:56
SPEAKER_00: You know, so um look, I want to say, like, I've got I want to say that I love the job that I do.
27:02
SPEAKER_00: Like I do radio on the sideline and all that, but to be honest, I knew at one point in my life I wanted to be an actor.
27:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know that sounds really gay, but shut up.
27:10
SPEAKER_00: Um I look I thought being an actor would be just cool as thing.
27:13
SPEAKER_00: Just seeing like your first movie on the big screen, I thought that would be just amazing.
27:16
SPEAKER_00: 100%.
27:17
SPEAKER_00: Then I realized, yeah, look, I don't have the effort or the money for that or to get even any close to that.
27:23
SPEAKER_00: So I it's a hard one because there's so many professions out there that I think would be really cool.
27:28
SPEAKER_01: I mine would be like a race car driver.
27:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh yes! I love I would love to get behind the wheel and just shred A.
27:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I reckon I reckon I'd do pretty good too.
27:39
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
27:40
SPEAKER_01: I reckon I would.
27:40
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say this, and I if I was gonna say this profession, I would need to change like my like I'd be need to be a lot fitter than what I am.
27:48
SPEAKER_00: Love to be an AFL player.
27:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
27:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, god, yeah, that'd be so cool.
27:53
SPEAKER_00: Being like a s like a sports player, like when you say race car drive, a sports player, I don't care what sport, but just being really successful in a sport, you know.
28:02
SPEAKER_01: I I wish like I That is a dream job.
28:05
SPEAKER_00: It is because it's a job that you love doing and you've done it as a kid, and now you get paid for it.
28:10
SPEAKER_01: You gotta like it sucks.
28:11
SPEAKER_01: I wish my parents could have done that, like put me into go-karting, because you have to start young if you want to do it young.
28:17
SPEAKER_00: Well, I saw this thing, it's like, um, who did I who did I I don't know who told me this?
28:22
SPEAKER_00: Their child is in go-karting and she's 12 years old.
28:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and they said, Wow, she is starting late.
28:29
SPEAKER_00: Because there's some kids here that have been doing it since like six years old.
28:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, man.
28:33
SPEAKER_00: Um a six-year-old?
28:34
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't even push I couldn't even work, you know when you have to have those like scooters and like three wheels.
28:39
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't even work that at six years old.
28:41
SPEAKER_00: How is a six-year-old racing around in a go-kart?
28:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I man, I reckon it'd be so cool.
28:46
SPEAKER_01: Like, I think it's like more, it's like it's definitely more than ten grand to start you off.
28:51
SPEAKER_01: I think just a go-kart, let alone all the parts and everything, would be like ten grand to start you off.
28:56
SPEAKER_01: And it's just still a lot of money.
28:57
SPEAKER_01: You could imagine like you got racing fees and you got this, this, and that, and man.
29:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh, go-karting is very expensive, especially, you know, and that's where you have to start.
29:06
SPEAKER_00: Like, it's either that or in the supercar realm and person who watches it all the time, you do have to have a lot of money behind.
29:13
SPEAKER_00: Your parents have to be pretty well off because there's so like we said, there is so much money involved.
29:17
SPEAKER_00: My dad and I looked at a go-kart and we just got turned around because we cannot physically afford to like if you want to keep running a go-kart, it's the tires, you know, the maintenance.
29:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the tires aren't cheap, they're like almost a thousand bucks.
29:29
SPEAKER_00: I mean, the tires don't last long, so you get a couple of races out of them and then you gotta get new ones.
29:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:33
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, it's it's an ongoing thing, but you know, it would be cool to be a supercar driver though.
29:39
SPEAKER_01: That would be my dream job.
29:40
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
29:41
SPEAKER_00: Supercars or like Formula One?
29:43
SPEAKER_00: Because Formula One is like your tier racing, isn't it?
29:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:46
SPEAKER_00: I love the Formula One, but um Or would you like more drift style like Rally?
29:53
SPEAKER_01: Rally?
29:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:56
SPEAKER_01: Definitely that'd be cool.
29:57
SPEAKER_01: But I think Rally needs to get more uh Rally's so underrated, man.
30:02
SPEAKER_01: No, so yeah, so underrated.
30:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:06
SPEAKER_01: I don't watch a lot of Rally, but it needs to get it needs to get brought up, it needs to get it needs to get um streamed more and whatnot.
30:12
SPEAKER_01: Like I think it's Rally, Moto GP, and Formula One most like top three dangerous sports that you can ever do.
30:23
SPEAKER_00: 100%.
30:24
SPEAKER_00: 100% especially especially in Formula One, if you watch that drive to survive series on Netflix, there's I can't wait to watch the new F1 movie too.
30:31
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I want to go watch it so bad.
30:33
SPEAKER_00: There's an episode, and if anyone watched, I remember watching the race, there's this one called Um Walking Away from Fire or something, and it's about Roman Goujon, who literally was a man that walked away from fire.
30:44
SPEAKER_00: He split, you know, 200 nearly 300 Ks an hour, planted right into a barrier.
30:48
SPEAKER_00: Car got instantly caught in flames.
30:51
SPEAKER_00: The car, the the when he went through the barrier, you would have thought the barrier would have sliced him open and cut him open blind.
30:55
SPEAKER_00: He walked away from it.
30:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, wasn't it like 68 G's or something?
30:58
SPEAKER_00: Because that's the one that split in half, eh?
31:00
SPEAKER_00: And it's amazing how safe these cars are they yet they're so dangerous, yet they are spilt so safe.
31:06
SPEAKER_00: And to walk away from that, that just proves how safe these cars are.
31:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, especially that titanium halo, yeah, that that's a lifesaver.
31:14
SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
31:14
SPEAKER_00: When Oscar and I went to the supercars, there was a crash that happened right in front of us.
31:18
SPEAKER_00: But because all the cars are not made out of parts like we've got, yeah, when they hit each other, you don't hear it.
31:24
SPEAKER_00: It's all like because all the cars are made out of like, what are they, like carbon fiber or something like that, yeah, yeah.
31:29
SPEAKER_00: So when they actually hit, it's not like when you hit a car, it's full of bang.
31:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
31:34
SPEAKER_00: When they smash, it's just yeah.
31:36
SPEAKER_00: But because they're so light and you know, so it's amazing how brittle, yeah.
31:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's amazing how you're right, it's such a dangerous sport, yet it is kind of safe.
31:44
SPEAKER_01: Being behind the wheel and just knowing what you're doing, and you're cruising along, you've got two blokes by a soldier, and you've got to race them.
31:52
SPEAKER_01: And they're probably your mates, yeah.
31:53
SPEAKER_01: And I feel like it'd be the best thing, like, yeah, it'd be so cool.
31:58
SPEAKER_01: So, so cool.
31:59
SPEAKER_01: Riding bikes would be scary.
32:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, much scarier.
32:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I couldn't do riding bikes.
32:04
SPEAKER_00: I see the Moto GP, and you know, and we've talked about the island and TT.
32:07
SPEAKER_01: The angle they go on, man.
32:09
SPEAKER_01: It's insane.
32:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's ridiculous.
32:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like less than a 45 degree angle, I think.
32:14
SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
32:15
SPEAKER_00: Their kneecaps are rubbing, it's like their butt cheeks are rubbing too.
32:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
32:20
SPEAKER_01: Oh, mate.
32:21
SPEAKER_01: You get the uh traveler, the traveler pie, the the long traveler pie?
32:25
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
32:26
SPEAKER_01: With the dare, mate.
32:27
SPEAKER_01: With a dare.
32:28
SPEAKER_01: With a with a dare, six bucks.
32:30
SPEAKER_01: Fuck yeah.
32:31
SPEAKER_01: Breakfast champions.
32:32
SPEAKER_01: Get that in me.
32:33
SPEAKER_00: What type of traveler pie though?
32:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I like a good um pepper.
32:39
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, get in my belly.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: I'll just get the plain meat.
32:44
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love the plain meat.
32:45
SPEAKER_00: See, I I like all the three about it, the pepper, the beef, bacon, and cheese.
32:48
SPEAKER_00: Even though the cheese does look very fake, and I can't get past that.
32:51
SPEAKER_00: It looks it's like when you have that cheese, you know, that plastic cheese you have to peel open with the cheese, that plastic, horrible cheese you had a kid, but because it was cheap, you had to eat it.
32:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
32:59
SPEAKER_01: Well, what's it?
33:00
SPEAKER_01: I've got a funny story, buddy.
33:02
SPEAKER_01: I got this um oh, it's just like I went to go get this um kebab, right?
33:08
SPEAKER_01: And I love kebabs, and kebabs look amazing.
33:11
SPEAKER_01: This guy made it look so horrible.
33:13
SPEAKER_01: It made he made it look like it was 40 and wanted to settle down.
33:19
SPEAKER_01: It was so it looked it looked horrible.
33:22
SPEAKER_01: It looked so bad.
33:26
SPEAKER_01: It did, it looked horrible.
33:28
SPEAKER_01: I was like whole and because I'm I usually get I usually get garlic sauce too, and it just looks it looked horrible.
33:35
SPEAKER_01: It looked like a bunny blue episode or something.
33:37
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
33:39
SPEAKER_02: It was some man, it was it was crazy.
33:45
SPEAKER_01: It did taste pretty good.
33:46
SPEAKER_01: It did taste nice.
33:47
SPEAKER_01: But if anyone gets a kebab, this is the thing.
33:50
SPEAKER_01: Is it mix, chicken, or lamb.
33:53
SPEAKER_01: Lamb.
33:54
SPEAKER_01: It has to be mixed, man.
33:55
SPEAKER_00: Has to be mixed.
33:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna you're gonna hate me on this.
33:58
SPEAKER_00: I've never had a mix.
33:59
SPEAKER_00: Are you kidding me?
34:00
SPEAKER_00: No way.
34:01
SPEAKER_00: No, I've never had a mixed.
34:02
SPEAKER_00: I've only had lamb.
34:04
SPEAKER_01: Has to be mixed mix is great.
34:06
SPEAKER_00: So that the mix, am I being stupid?
34:08
SPEAKER_00: Is mix just chicken and lamb?
34:09
SPEAKER_00: I think so, yeah.
34:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
34:10
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I've got to try it.
34:12
SPEAKER_00: How good is a kebab after like a good night out?
34:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
34:16
SPEAKER_01: I remember we used when we're at schoolies, there's a kebab place right at the front of the um.
34:20
SPEAKER_01: Gold coaster mate.
34:22
SPEAKER_01: Walk up, and they also had like the big pizzas too, bro.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh mix.
34:27
SPEAKER_01: They taste so good once you're blind off your head and you just smack them down.
34:30
SPEAKER_01: You're like, oh fine, yeah, I could go for another one.
34:33
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
34:34
SPEAKER_00: Kebabs, they are they it's like your life saver.
34:37
SPEAKER_00: It's like you, you know, when you've ever been in the desert, if like not when you've ever been in the desert, when you've seen those movies in the desert and like they see a mirage.
34:44
SPEAKER_00: Seeing a kebab is like seeing a mirage.
34:46
SPEAKER_00: You're just like, yes, yeah, that is the thing I want to see right now.
34:50
SPEAKER_01: Is it kebab or HSP you'd go for?
34:53
SPEAKER_01: Which one?
34:54
SPEAKER_01: Because I hate uh what is it?
34:56
SPEAKER_01: The snack packs packs aren't too bad, eh?
34:58
SPEAKER_00: Snack packs are good.
34:59
SPEAKER_00: It depends.
35:01
SPEAKER_00: I I'm gonna sound like such an old man when I say this.
35:03
SPEAKER_00: It depends on how I've been drinking.
35:05
SPEAKER_00: If I have been drinking and it's one o'clock in the morning, yeah and I know I'm you know off my I'm just drunk as I'm not coping, I will get a snack pack because I know that it's just gonna juice up all the in the morning and not trying to have a hat hangover.
35:19
SPEAKER_00: But either I'm just a bit tipsy and having a good time, and I'm like watching the footy, and I'm like, yeah, kebab coming out kebab coming in my way.
35:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it all depends on how I know how I'm feeling, and then I think to myself, okay, I know I'm gonna feel the next morning.
35:32
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna eat something.
35:33
SPEAKER_00: It's like when I go out for a drink, I I'm gonna say this right now a triple cheeseburger for Maccas, I find I will pick a triple cheeseburger for Maccas over kebab.
35:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I know a lot of people are gonna hate me, but when I'm drinking, a triple cheeseburger to me is just in I can only have Maccas like see when I get hungover over morning, the only things I can eat from Maccas is the um the big Breckie burger.
36:01
SPEAKER_01: That's all I can have.
36:03
SPEAKER_01: On a hangover, it's so great.
36:05
SPEAKER_01: Like you you have the worst shits afterwards, but it's great.
36:09
SPEAKER_01: But yes, out of that, that tops it off kebab.
36:12
SPEAKER_01: Kebab's just universal, it's great.
36:14
SPEAKER_00: It is, it is there for you, it's convenient.
36:16
SPEAKER_00: You need something easy for lunch, have a kebab.
36:18
SPEAKER_00: And it tastes so good.
36:20
SPEAKER_00: Yes, and you can't really well you can cock it up, but there's you know, there's fine error.
36:25
SPEAKER_00: You know, you just gotta get go to find a good kebab place.
36:27
SPEAKER_00: The ones at Gold Coast are pretty good.
36:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but um, yeah, maca's is crap, but I'll tell you what, going back to that hungover food.
36:33
SPEAKER_00: Having like a big breakfast, hash bounds, cherry tomatoes, chipolades, bacon.
36:37
SPEAKER_01: Or like if you go to like a like a little cafe and you get like the mega breakfast or whatever.
36:44
SPEAKER_01: Sausages, mushrooms, that is a hangover delight.
36:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's great.
36:50
SPEAKER_01: It's great.
36:50
SPEAKER_00: That will cure your problems.
36:52
SPEAKER_00: All right, mate.
36:52
SPEAKER_00: Let's get into it.
36:53
SPEAKER_00: The question of the podcast.
36:55
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
36:56
SPEAKER_00: Braden, you thought of this one.
36:57
SPEAKER_00: Um, best excuses, okay.
36:59
SPEAKER_00: You know, obviously best excuses for going out to a party.
37:02
SPEAKER_00: Like you excuses that you had to make up because you wanted to avoid it.
37:05
SPEAKER_00: So, like, you had to use it because you didn't want to go to a party or doing it because you didn't want to go to work, an event, going to you're having sex, whatever, okay.
37:13
SPEAKER_00: We wanted to hear it, and mate, we've had some people that come through.
37:16
SPEAKER_00: You've got one.
37:17
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
37:18
SPEAKER_01: I just want to let everyone know if you do have something, right?
37:22
SPEAKER_01: Mention it on the um story of the podcast because no one does it, no one's texted in the story at all yet.
37:29
SPEAKER_01: So if someone wants to like mention anything, just do it in the story.
37:32
SPEAKER_01: Just uh and if it's too big, DM us.
37:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, DM us.
37:36
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not well I've had a couple three through mine.
37:38
SPEAKER_00: Uh people DM'd so um I will thank you guys for that.
37:40
SPEAKER_00: And we love getting behind the show.
37:42
SPEAKER_00: And also very quickly, if you thought think of questions for us to ask you funny questions for you guys to get involved with.
37:48
SPEAKER_00: We would love to know.
37:49
SPEAKER_01: If you find something within the week that you're like, oh, that's fucking cracker, you know.
37:53
SPEAKER_01: Let us tell us.
37:54
SPEAKER_01: We'll mention it.
37:54
SPEAKER_00: We'll like yeah, if it's funny enough or whatnot, we'll be like, yeah, definitely.
37:58
SPEAKER_00: We're just we're just here having like a pub talk.
38:00
SPEAKER_00: Anything is not anything would be funny at this point.
38:03
SPEAKER_00: I just pulled myself a hamstring before nearly coming off this chair.
38:06
SPEAKER_00: So at this point, anything's good.
38:08
SPEAKER_00: So mate, Braden, um, let's hear it, mate.
38:10
SPEAKER_00: What do you got?
38:11
SPEAKER_01: Yes, yeah.
38:11
SPEAKER_01: So I got one here um from Anonymous.
38:14
SPEAKER_01: It says um it was state of origin and Queensland won.
38:18
SPEAKER_01: So hit it pretty hard and was in no shape for work the next day.
38:23
SPEAKER_01: So rang the boss and told him I got brown bottle fever and it won't be in today.
38:28
SPEAKER_01: His reply was I'll pay that lol.
38:33
SPEAKER_01: That's good.
38:34
SPEAKER_01: I've never heard of that one before.
38:35
SPEAKER_01: Brown bottle fever.
38:36
SPEAKER_00: That's kind of good.
38:37
SPEAKER_00: All right, you got any more, mate?
38:39
SPEAKER_00: Or okay.
38:40
SPEAKER_00: Well, I've got a few come here.
38:41
SPEAKER_00: So um we've got one here sent by um Brooke.
38:45
SPEAKER_00: My grandma died.
38:47
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's see you can only pull only a few of those.
38:50
SPEAKER_01: Like you get it's good too, because you get five days off afterwards.
38:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's it's it's a it's a risky one to play because if you're if you are sick enough to know that your grandmother is still alive and you've pulled that.
39:00
SPEAKER_00: Shame on you, by the way, because that's disrespecting your grandma.
39:03
SPEAKER_00: But also it can't backfile on you because what happens if you go to a family reunion and grandma's there and you're like, hang on, I thought you were you know that's an awkward position you don't want to be in.
39:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, or all like um you actually mentioned, oh, was that my grandma's?
39:15
SPEAKER_01: And he's like, Yeah, sorry.
39:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what's grandma's?
39:18
SPEAKER_01: I thought she was dead.
39:19
SPEAKER_00: Did she resurrect or something?
39:21
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I've got a couple here sent um for anonymous.
39:24
SPEAKER_00: So uh here we go.
39:27
SPEAKER_00: So this was set in by Anonymous.
39:29
SPEAKER_00: I didn't want to go on a date with this guy, so I said that I wasn't feeling good and had to go to the hospital.
39:35
SPEAKER_00: And then he said he'll drive me, so I had to get my friend to pick me up and go to the hospital to prove I went.
39:41
SPEAKER_00: All I did was take a photo of the hospital on the outside and said I'm feeling a lot better.
39:45
SPEAKER_00: I will never lie again.
39:46
SPEAKER_00: The things you gotta do for a lie.
39:48
SPEAKER_00: Holy fuck.
39:50
SPEAKER_00: The things you have to do for a lie.
39:53
SPEAKER_01: That's like a friend SOS call.
39:55
SPEAKER_01: Help me out right now.
39:56
SPEAKER_00: Help me out right now, get me out of this situation.
39:59
SPEAKER_00: That that you know what?
40:00
SPEAKER_00: The things you'd have to do, that's crazy.
40:03
SPEAKER_00: The fact that she got her friend to literally.
40:05
SPEAKER_00: I would have loved to be on that phone call.
40:07
SPEAKER_00: We're like, hey, look, you're gonna have to drive me to the hospital.
40:09
SPEAKER_00: Well, you were right.
40:10
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm perfectly fine.
40:10
SPEAKER_00: I just need you to get a phone on this hospital so I can send it to this guy because I do not want to go on a date with him.
40:15
SPEAKER_00: Just say you don't want to go on a date with him.
40:17
SPEAKER_00: Don't lie.
40:18
SPEAKER_00: You've put yourself more in a pickle from lying if you could have just said to him, hey, look, I don't want to go on a date.
40:24
SPEAKER_00: End of the story.
40:25
SPEAKER_00: He wouldn't have cared.
40:26
SPEAKER_00: Maybe he cared a little bit, but the fact that you lied, you had to get your friend to pick you up and drive you to the hospital and just take a photo at the front of the hospital and go, yeah, I'm feeling a lot better.
40:36
SPEAKER_01: I if I was the guy, I'd be like, That's that's not enough evidence.
40:39
SPEAKER_01: Where is you in a sick bed or something?
40:41
SPEAKER_00: You want more evidence, yeah.
40:43
SPEAKER_00: You need more, surely.
40:45
SPEAKER_00: This is also sent in from Anonymous.
40:47
SPEAKER_00: I was dating this guy for about seven months, and towards the end, I lost feelings for him.
40:52
SPEAKER_00: So anytime he wanted sex, I just said that I'm feeling sick.
40:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh so you let him on.
40:58
SPEAKER_00: Poor bloke.
40:59
SPEAKER_00: Poor bloke.
40:59
SPEAKER_00: You just just say that you don't want to be with him.
41:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:02
SPEAKER_01: Just you know.
41:03
SPEAKER_01: What are you even there for?
41:04
SPEAKER_01: Like if you don't want to do anything and what you don't want to be around him.
41:07
SPEAKER_00: Why what what is the coming in?
41:09
SPEAKER_00: What's the stay?
41:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that is the why why stay if you don't want to be with that person.
41:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that sucks.
41:17
SPEAKER_00: Poor fella.
41:18
SPEAKER_00: Life is life will move on.
41:20
SPEAKER_00: And the last one here, this was sent in by Jack.
41:23
SPEAKER_00: Um, shout out to you, Jack.
41:25
SPEAKER_00: I didn't want to go to work on Monday.
41:27
SPEAKER_00: I was hungover as, so I said I was not feeling good.
41:30
SPEAKER_00: Boss replied with, was that from the night from before from drinking?
41:33
SPEAKER_00: I totally forgot my boss followed me on Snapchat.
41:38
SPEAKER_00: That's good.
41:39
SPEAKER_00: That is so good.
41:40
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna tell everyone right now, case in point, never let your boss follow you on social media, it will backfire you on the butt one day.
41:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I that's like I don't let I don't hang out with any work friends or anything outside of work because if something happens and it's like the day before I go and the boss questions people, there's most likely they're gonna wrap me out.
42:01
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
42:02
SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't want that chance.
42:03
SPEAKER_01: No way.
42:04
SPEAKER_00: You've got to be really careful with that.
42:06
SPEAKER_00: You know that and I reckon that's happened to a lot of people.
42:09
SPEAKER_00: They're like, crap, my boss.
42:10
SPEAKER_00: Or you know when you go on Instagram stories and you can see people who's like read your story?
42:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
42:14
SPEAKER_00: You see your boss pull up and you're like, oh, this is not good.
42:16
SPEAKER_00: He didn't need to see that.
42:18
SPEAKER_00: They did not need to see that.
42:20
SPEAKER_01: Oh what about like I got it's probably not like excuses for sickies, but like I remember I had to I didn't go to work because I got something in my eye, and I had to go to hospital the night before and whatnot.
42:33
SPEAKER_01: And I remember coming back from that to work and um they gave me like an insert form, but it was a proper one.
42:40
SPEAKER_01: It was like oh um, it was like describe your pain, and it was like being a pussy, um, it was like just not man enough or something.
42:52
SPEAKER_01: It was so funny, it was hilarious.
42:54
SPEAKER_01: And they're like, Did you write that format?
42:56
SPEAKER_01: I was like, Fuck you guys, I'm not writing that format.
42:59
SPEAKER_01: I still I actually I actually have it, I actually have it in my toolbox just in case.
43:04
SPEAKER_01: Like, if I ever come across an apprentice and he does the same thing, I'll be like, I'm palming this off.
43:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's what you gotta do.
43:10
SPEAKER_00: Good call, Braden.
43:11
SPEAKER_00: Good call.
43:12
SPEAKER_00: Alright, mate, that's the end of our episode.
43:14
SPEAKER_00: We do it at the end of every episode.
43:16
SPEAKER_00: What do you have for dinner tonight?
43:17
SPEAKER_01: Tonight is burrito bowls, mate.
43:20
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I'm telling you right now, burrito bowls are so easy to make, taste what, like 15 minutes.
43:24
SPEAKER_01: Do you do it mints?
43:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we use we use pork mints.
43:27
SPEAKER_01: So actually it kind of tastes a bit better, I reckon.
43:29
SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
43:30
SPEAKER_01: And um, yeah, it's really good.
43:32
SPEAKER_01: So lettuce, avocado.
43:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, lettuce, uh guac, corn.
43:37
SPEAKER_01: Uh we actually use like full so we cook the mints up, put the seasoning in, and we'll also add um like a salsa to the mints.
43:44
SPEAKER_01: Do you have it with rice or just yeah, with rice.
43:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:48
SPEAKER_01: So I'll be having it on a wrap tonight.
43:51
SPEAKER_01: Um tomorrow night though, I'm making homemade buttered chicken.
43:55
SPEAKER_01: That's good.
43:56
SPEAKER_01: Love a butter.
43:57
SPEAKER_01: It it makes the house smell so good too, because you use like I use like cinnamon, I use cardmapods, I use uh starinese and everything.
44:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh man, makes the house smell divine.
44:07
SPEAKER_01: Papa dumbs and numb bread?
44:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, nah, we can't have those.
44:13
SPEAKER_01: But you can still have it, surely.
44:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean I can have it, but it's just like she looks at me like a little puppy.
44:19
SPEAKER_01: Like she can't have it.
44:20
SPEAKER_01: Ah, stuff or I would still eat it.
44:22
SPEAKER_00: I can't feel bad, man.
44:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I wouldn't.
44:26
SPEAKER_00: Um I'm having sausages.
44:28
SPEAKER_01: Bangers and mash tonight.
44:29
SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, bangers and mash.
44:31
SPEAKER_01: We had bangers the other day.
44:33
SPEAKER_01: You guys got to get your sausages from RGA.
44:36
SPEAKER_01: The RGA?
44:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, good man is just proper barbecue sausages.
44:39
SPEAKER_01: They're brilliant.
44:40
SPEAKER_01: They're just so basic, so delicious, so delicious.
44:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
44:43
SPEAKER_00: I'll I'll rate that.
44:44
SPEAKER_00: I'll give it a go.
44:46
SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
44:46
SPEAKER_00: Well, mate, before we go, go to Queensland! Yeah, go to Queenslander! Yes, all right, good boys.
44:53
SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's let's be let's be real, okay?
44:54
SPEAKER_00: Let's bring it down.
44:56
SPEAKER_00: It is gonna be a tough game.
44:57
SPEAKER_00: We're at Sydney, it's the decider.
44:59
SPEAKER_00: New South Wales have been looking really good, but we just pray that the blues can't kick straight and we just get those tries, okay?
45:06
SPEAKER_00: Yep, straight in, no kissing boys.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we we got this, okay?
45:09
SPEAKER_00: Let's prove if we win this, it'd be like the biggest like upset of the game because everyone thought the New South Wales was gonna win.
45:16
SPEAKER_00: If we come back and win this shield, if you're a blue supporter, you will be wiped.
45:20
SPEAKER_01: That's the most embarrassing origin for New South Wales ever, I reckon.
45:26
SPEAKER_01: If we win, yeah, with deal.
45:28
SPEAKER_01: With the conversions and everything, embarrassing.
45:31
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
45:32
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
45:33
SPEAKER_00: Put it this way, blue supporters.
45:34
SPEAKER_00: If you do lose, you know that girls are you gonna be wearing the jersey?
45:38
SPEAKER_00: Wipe your ass with it or wipe your tears away with it because you've got to be either doing one of those things because you're gonna be angry, you're just gonna be like, nah, I'm wiping my ass with it, or you're gonna be crying because you realise how crap your team is.
45:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll be using Naomi's as a toilet paper.
45:49
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45:50
SPEAKER_01: I definitely will be.
45:51
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45:52
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46:24
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