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Top-Notch Tuesday Best Of | Tuesday December 31, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

• 0:15
  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. Welcome to episode one oh
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: one century plus one. And not to brag or nothing,
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: but I'm going to celebrate our one hundredth plus one
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  Speaker 1: episode with a tsunami of stupid gentlemen, So I want
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: you to be not just mentally, but also physically, but
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: most importantly emotionally prepared for said tsunami of stupid. Okay, yeah, ready,
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: you say that, but we'll just have to We'll just
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: have to see raj okay.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: Is the hawk Tua girl involved?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry say that again.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tell me the hot Ta girl.
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  Speaker 1: Hot to uh hot oh no.
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  Speaker 2: Girl saving relationships left, right and sideways?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Who is that?
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  Speaker 2: You really don't know who the hot Tua girl is?
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  Speaker 1: No, honestly, I thought it was something you mentioned Tua,
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: and I thought, well, is that the Is that the
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  Speaker 1: guy that got catfished at Notre Dame or was it
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: the guy who was all greased up carrying the Tongan
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  Speaker 1: flag at the Olympics like three different times?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: All right, everyone, hang on, give me a tsunami of stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Must wait because Trey has to educate me. On something
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  Speaker 1: that I've seen.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he's gonna warm the waters for the tsunami. He's gotta,
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  Speaker 3: he's gotta, he's gotta shift the tech.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know who I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I do not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is great, so I'm not alone in my ignorance.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gotta shift the tectonic plates to get the
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  Speaker 3: water to put to pull back and then and then
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  Speaker 3: we can rush in with the tsunami.
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  Speaker 1: That's true because the worst storms I've learned this living
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  Speaker 1: in the Caribbean now for a couple of years. The
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  Speaker 1: worst storms happen when the waters are in fact warm.
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  Speaker 1: So this makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Well, the tsunami happens when the tectonic plates shift
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  Speaker 3: up and there's nowhere for all the pressure to go,
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  Speaker 3: so it goes straight through the ocean floor up to
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  Speaker 3: the sea level and it you can always tell when
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  Speaker 3: the tsunami is coming. The shore line gets larger because
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  Speaker 3: the water is pulling back. And that's when if you
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  Speaker 3: see that, if you're ever on vacation and all of
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  Speaker 3: a sudden you're like, hey, where did the water go run?
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  Speaker 1: And because of the tsunami a handful of years ago,
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  Speaker 1: I know that, Yes, seeing it and that was before
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  Speaker 1: what was that the mid two thousands, was it the
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  Speaker 1: Indonesian tsunami? So that was before that was before the
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  Speaker 1: prevalence of smartphones being able to pull your phone out
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  Speaker 1: and to start recording video really easily, let alone good video.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like if that happened nowadays and you saw
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  Speaker 1: the water disappear, I know, to run my ass the
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  Speaker 1: opposite direction and ry like hell to climb the high ground.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I lovel in la in the You know, when
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  Speaker 3: you go to down Santa Monica or if you go
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  Speaker 3: to Hermosa Beach or any of those, they have a
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  Speaker 3: tsunami evacuation route.
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  Speaker 1: We have those here on the street signs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's hilarious. I'm like, oh, so you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: outrun water?
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, at least here with the tsunami evacuee with
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  Speaker 1: the tsunami evacuation route got hurt. Say, you can just
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  Speaker 1: go up because it's mountains. Yeah, so, like you get
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  Speaker 1: to the beach, you can go up pretty quickly. You
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  Speaker 1: just got to be good at running uphill. The downside
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  Speaker 1: is the majority of the tsunami evacuation route signs are
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  Speaker 1: covered up with banned slash happy hour stickers. So it's
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  Speaker 1: actually kind of brilliant marketing when you think about it,
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  Speaker 1: that in order to avoid the sudna, you must first
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  Speaker 1: hit the happy you must first hit the happy hour
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  Speaker 1: at beach bar.
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  Speaker 3: Or what you do is you set up a bar
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  Speaker 3: on top of the mountain, so when the sounamty hits
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  Speaker 3: the captive audience the windmill bar. Okay, okay, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay, hang on. Okay, So I'm seeing this now
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  Speaker 1: because Tray, you're sharing your screen with this so we
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  Speaker 1: can see this. This girl looks familiar. I think I've
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  Speaker 1: seen a video that's not even the girl. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: never mind then.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, this was.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of a man on the street deal, and the
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  Speaker 5: guy asked, what do you do to keep a man happy?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, can y'all hear that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little soft, but play that again. I
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  Speaker 1: think I got the gist of it, but I just
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  Speaker 1: want to make sure. Yeah, so he asks her what
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  Speaker 1: to do to keep a man happy?
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  Speaker 3: Yep, sure knows she has a plan.
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  Speaker 1: All right, give the hawk tua and spit on that thing.
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  Speaker 5: I can believe that that has been That is the
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  Speaker 5: I bet I can't even fathom how many views that
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  Speaker 5: thing has and how many you know, different it's been everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine you got a number of hands raised in
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  Speaker 1: the comments.
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  Speaker 2: She's a wise woman, Okay, is she?
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  Speaker 1: Because now I'm wondering, I've questioned things when I've seen
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  Speaker 1: this in h in the adult film industry, the spitting thing,
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  Speaker 1: what what is the what is it with the spin
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  Speaker 1: on it thing? It's like, can't you just get you know,
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  Speaker 1: they sell products at commons to Go and New Fine
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  Speaker 1: Arts all these places to you know, slick things up.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to hawk Tua like that chick is saying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't, I don't, Yeah you do.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So this this lady has found one of the
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  Speaker 1: ways to get to Trey's heart.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I should not be surprised. One of
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  Speaker 1: the ways to get to Trey's heart is by spinning
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  Speaker 1: on him.
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  Speaker 3: A poor fellow, She's like the oral sex yoda Hoktua,
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  Speaker 3: you must.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly I'll have not been on TikTok this week, so
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  Speaker 2: I guess not.
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  Speaker 1: I get the occasional email, but I don't check all
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  Speaker 1: of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the funniest thing. For me with TikTok, like
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  Speaker 3: I don't go on there anymore. I don't upload videos
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  Speaker 3: and I have. I've gotten more followers in the last
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  Speaker 3: two months than when I was actually actively on it.
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  Speaker 3: Uh So I don't know, So is this is that
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  Speaker 3: where she was on was she on the.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not actually even sure which one it started on,
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  Speaker 5: but I just in my.
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  Speaker 3: Head I always see this is like her dad's going
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  Speaker 3: to be like the golf course with his buddies and like,
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  Speaker 3: oh man, you got to check this girl out. And
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  Speaker 3: that's my that's my little one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Now the worst part is that they found some bartender
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  Speaker 5: who looks just like her, but it's not her. And
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  Speaker 5: of course that girl has just been getting you know,
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  Speaker 5: actually should be geting a lot of tips.
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  Speaker 6: I would have.
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  Speaker 3: And I bet.
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  Speaker 6: And money.
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  Speaker 1: Although going back to the golf thing, that would be
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  Speaker 1: really awkward. At the nineteenth toll when yeah, that girl's
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  Speaker 1: dad gets handed you know, a buddy's phone check this
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  Speaker 1: chick out, I'm like, oh.
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  Speaker 5: My god, yeah, it's really I mean, there are t
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  Speaker 5: shirts that have been made, so yeah, really bad if
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  Speaker 5: his buddies see it.
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  Speaker 1: Used to be back in the day that in Playboy
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  Speaker 1: They would always ask the center folds and like, so,
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  Speaker 1: what what are your parents going to say? What your
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: father gonna think? And some of them will say, well,
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  Speaker 1: they don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Some have said, you know, I think they'll be really proud.
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  Speaker 1: The twenty first century version of that is going viral
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  Speaker 1: and is it the thing you want to be known
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  Speaker 1: for in perpetuity?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? The only thing that only come back like for her,
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  Speaker 3: like the only saving grace for her dad, Like if
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  Speaker 3: he saw the video and be like, ah, just like her.
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  Speaker 5: Mom that got get a rich husband, didn't get off
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  Speaker 5: my roll.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, that might be the only saving grace is
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  Speaker 1: that if he can say, yeah, she gets it from
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  Speaker 1: her mom. But if she doesn't, Yeah, then he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: have questions as to where she's picked this up.
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  Speaker 2: His daughter went viral, and he's gonna be like, God,
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  Speaker 2: I wish it was her.
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  Speaker 3: Pees that's what I get for sending her to Texas State?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Was she she a college student down inside Marcus
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  Speaker 1: Trey or do we know the origins? It's a great mystery.
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  Speaker 1: Will she come forward?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, backwards, sideways? I'm sure she does all the time.
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  Speaker 1: She'll not only look back at it, you and all
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  Speaker 1: your friends.
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  Speaker 6: You don't want to see her scrap book.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't use glue to stick.
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  Speaker 1: I know when they win.
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• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Now, before I leave you, gentlemen, this is the backside
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  Speaker 1: of the tsunami of stupid today and one of the
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  Speaker 1: best things I've heard all week. I wanted to share
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  Speaker 1: with you because I like to share things with my buddies, right, oh,
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  Speaker 1: thanks man. And I know that in a previous episode
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  Speaker 1: we had a lot of fun with the legend Conway
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  Speaker 1: Twitty and with hits like I'm Gonna lay you down
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  Speaker 1: the rows and countless others that we're on a cassette
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  Speaker 1: in my uncle's tractor, the entire Conway Twitty collection. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not making that up, by the way, I.
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  Speaker 3: Believe you those sentences, I will never utter.
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  Speaker 1: I understand Raj your hesitancy with artificial intelligence, and it's
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  Speaker 1: you know, current onslaught into the mainstream, but there are
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  Speaker 1: some practical, wonderful, beautifully stupid uses for it. And this
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  Speaker 1: is how we distract the AI from killing us all
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  Speaker 1: by making it mash up Conway Twitty and fifty Oh yes.
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  Speaker 3: And if you were alive today, can in the club
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  Speaker 3: abouttle soul of bub I'm in the have of sex.
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  Speaker 11: I ain't in the making the This is.
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  Speaker 3: The greatest thing I've ever heard of money?
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: This is the greatest thing I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 2: Then they say, hey, it's gonna ruin us.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, if it does kill us, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: laugh the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: You know what You're right though, Trey A, I can't
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  Speaker 1: ruin us because we humans ruin everything first. And this
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  Speaker 1: is and this is a great example of that, the
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  Speaker 1: Conway twitty mash up with fifty cent.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, if you're in the getting room, go shot.
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  Speaker 3: He gets your birthday. We're going to party life. It's
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  Speaker 3: your birthday. That's so good.
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  Speaker 11: I'm brought the bands on the dose Gonna room, twenty
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  Speaker 11: je it's twenty nine in the God brought me the
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  Speaker 11: does about all my fancy things? I reread my cars,
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  Speaker 11: my clothes, my tools, and kitten jeez hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. Fifty actually came across this himself on social media.
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  Speaker 1: It's from the account there I Ruined It, which on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram has over two point two million followers. Ruin your
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  Speaker 1: favorite songs. They'll do mashups of others, and this is
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  Speaker 1: one of their more recent examples. Fifty Cent saw it
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  Speaker 1: and he needed to repost it, obviously, and he fully
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  Speaker 1: endorsed it by even saying, my country album is on
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  Speaker 1: the way, Beyonce ain't got des on me Beyonce's song,
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  Speaker 1: and now the Conway twitty fifty mashup. I'm on the
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  Speaker 1: Conway twitty fifty cent train.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, same here. I think that's the hologround. Nobody at
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  Speaker 3: Coachella is expecting his fifty then comes out and then
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  Speaker 3: Conway Twitty.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny you mentioned that, Raj, because I believe they
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  Speaker 1: even you check to see here. Yep, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: show you a photo here. This is from the there
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  Speaker 1: I Ruined it account on Instagram, and they not only
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  Speaker 1: mashed up the songs in the club by fifty cent
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  Speaker 1: and tight fitting jeans by Conway Twitty, they also have
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  Speaker 1: the photo here of the mashup of con of Conway
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  Speaker 1: Twitty's hair and clothing with fifty cents face and so, gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: I now introduce you to Conway Fitty.
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  Speaker 3: It should be twenty.
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  Speaker 1: That is the other that is the alternate name is
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  Speaker 1: twitty cent.
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  Speaker 3: I would listen to.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Would this is twitty cent?
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  Speaker 6: Oh? No?
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I would go to the car.
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  Speaker 11: You can find in the club, a bottle full of
• 15:51
  Speaker 11: bun I'm in the cab and sex in the making.
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  Speaker 3: Then give me.
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  Speaker 11: If you're in the getting room, go shoty. It's your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. There are any of our listeners that happen to
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: work at a Country and Western bar where they were
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: they where people get out there and cut a rug.
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  Speaker 3: As you guys say, can you please slip that song
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  Speaker 3: in because nobody's gonna notice it for the first everybody's
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  Speaker 3: gonna start dancing because they're gonna hear Conway Twitty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they may not notice until either the second or
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: third verse. They're not going to notice it in the
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  Speaker 1: first because they'll they'll start laying dancing in the first
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  Speaker 1: without a doubt.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, So if there's anybody, any of our listeners that happened,
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  Speaker 3: or wedding DJs or party DJ's, whatever, just kind of
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  Speaker 3: sneak this in when when somebody asked for a line
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: dance song.
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  Speaker 1: And in addition to that, Raj, I'm not sure what
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: your feelings are about Halloween in general, but you're the
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: only one in the treehouse that could actually pull off
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  Speaker 1: the Twitty scent Halloween costume.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm I'm definitely going to do that. I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: you better, you better bring your ass to town. Oh
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  Speaker 3: I want to witness that in persons going out on
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  Speaker 3: the town.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, you're going in the club and you know
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  Speaker 1: what you're going to be wearing, tight fit jeans.
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  Speaker 3: Goddamn right.
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  Speaker 1: And then you're gonna lay us all down.
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  Speaker 1: The beauty of all of us with our age. When
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: we were kids, we found ways to play with things.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Even if they weren't necessarily toys, we'd still find a
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: way to integrate them into our playtime.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think this was like maybe a low
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: like underfunded school, and they were like, hey, we need
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: some sort of playground thing, and like somebody's dad's like
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I got some mood of.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: The land of misfit toys.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what it was. Maybe that really is what
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: it was. My recess in pre kindergarten was the land
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: of misfit toys?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Did the adopted kids have a special playground?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Since we didn't have real parents, we couldn't have real
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: playground equipment.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: You had a good playground equipment nobody else wanted.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: No, Sorry, the good kids, the uh, the AKC registered
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: children get the good playground with the monkey bars and
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: the swing set.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Uh, and the merry go round thing. No, no, no.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: And for you adopted kids, you don't get that good stuff.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: You go over there and get the reject pile.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, if you were handed off in the
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: parking lot of a Walmart, that's kind of the best
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: toy you're gonna get that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: No, beggars can't be choosers. You just live with what
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: you get.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Look a curb, it's like Christmas for adopted. Maybe one
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: day I'll be able to get the lines that go
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: with the entire parking spot. Life was tough as an
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: adopted kid. I never thought about that. Maybe I was
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: in the school for the uh, the lonely and adopted.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: It's right next to Hogwarts, like.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Except we don't get told about the secret passageway.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: There's nothing magical it's just a sad place.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: We just run into the brick wall because it's what
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: was painted over like loony tunes. See you you you
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: you normal kids. You don't know how good you had it.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah we had monkey barns and the little little little
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: horses and race carners with the springs on it that
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: you could with the swing sets.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: And yeah. See the only way I got to ride
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: in those fun cars was in front of the Walmart
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: and you had to throw a quarter into it. I
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: had to pay for it. You got to ride that
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: for free.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: And the good, the good old hot metal slide, the
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: hot metal side is my favorite.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: No, we had that.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: Even you guys got that.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, even even we had the hot metal slide.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: You kids were the ones that got the good, new
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: plastic slides that didn't give you third degree burns across
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: your hamstring.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, we didn't that.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: That didn't change until at least in my elementary school.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I remember this, like I believe it was the late nineties.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Is when I was jogging by. I think i'd just
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: come back from school or whatever, and I was from
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: from college and I was jogging by, and I was like,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: what the f is this? And I went back into
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: the playground. It was like evening, and I was like,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: this is amazing. And they still had gravel. They still
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: had that, so they still there was still a potential
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: for injury.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Was it actual gravel or was it the soft pea
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: river rock like river rock gravel.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: No?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: No, no, this was like like construction side gravel.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, good because the gravel I grew up on, including
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: the gravel driveway that I had, and that was what
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: my dad taught me to ride a bike on, was
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: jagged limestone quarry style. Yeah, you know, there's a legitimate
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: possibility of when you fall off this bike, you may
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: never walk again type of group.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the good old fashioned kind of like there's there's
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: probably still like like quartz or limestone stuck in our
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: body somewhere.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, no doubt, absolutely. And that's the kind of thing.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Whether it was the gravel road we learned to a
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: biicon or the rusty sun scorched playground equipment. Not only
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: did those things build character in us, also a large
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: amount of scar tissue.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, you know they say that the bone you break
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: becomes the strongest bone in your body because of the calcification.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: So yeah, But then.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: I went by I think another ten years later, and
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: that's when they had replaced the gravel with the rubber
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: all weather mats. Yep, that went everywhere. So I mean
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: like you could literally jump up in the air and
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: fall flat on your face and it was like like
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: landing on a cloud.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: And I was like the ground hugs you as you
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: face plat.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, And I was like, Oh, these
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: kids are about to be bitches, like I thought about
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: about two thousand and eight I called it.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: I was like, these kids about to be bitches.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: And you know what's interesting, I have never set foot
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: on some of these newer playgrounds because you know, I
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: don't have kids and you know, running out there and
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: playing on playground equipment with kids. During COVID, I worked
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: out when all the gyms were closed on a couple
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: of pieces of playground equipment, But the one I went
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: to didn't have some of the advancements I think that
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: this new stuff has. Like there's a there's a park
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: not far from where we live here, and I walked
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: across it the other day to throw something in the
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: trash can, and on that mat that you're talking about
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: raj where the playground equipment sits on top of. For us,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: that whole section was the break your neck you no
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: longer walk if you hit this gravel correctly area. That's
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: what we grew up with. Now it is it's like this.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: It's green like grass, but it's soft and spongy. It
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: feels like one of those like the soft spot to
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: land at a trampoline park. I mean, it's it's I
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: had no I thought it was going to be harder.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Now it was.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: It Like I stepped foot on it and I was like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I would like shoes made of this.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I remember bouncing on it, like just walking and I
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is nice.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It's almost like the playground was built on a bed
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: of crocs.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I and I and I do this in
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: my stand up where I'm talking when I talk about
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: the playgrounds that we had, Like, I don't know if
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: you guys are aware. It started in California. I know that,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: and it's working its way across the country. It'll get
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: here eventually. But like the swing sets in California, I
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: have to be adult supervised.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you knew that, Like you have to.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Like there's like a clipboard like signing thing, so like
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: if you put your kid on the swing set, you
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: got to sign like hey, I'm I'm standing. And also
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: if any other kids are on there or come up
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: while you're kids swinging, you're responsible to watch them as well.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: No, no, I will not be responsible for anybody else's
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: idiot child.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Did y'all have the the metal spin thing that
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: you know America?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Well, but yeah, kind of.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: It's like the one with the horses and you know,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: go up and down and.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Everything's okay, the horse is going up and down, mirrors
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: and the music that's a carousel around. Was the metal
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: spinny thing with the bars. I also called it the
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: kid spinner.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the one you spin as fast as you can
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: so you can watch Tim fly off and break his arm. Yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: that's that's always a good one.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: We had.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: We had a we had a scot that's who we
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, we were going and he did the thing
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: where he was like starfish and like let go of
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: the the bar, and I just did the whole thing
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: where he laid in the middle like I'm a star
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: fit and then he flew the f off that thing.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: And oh my god, was it hilarious till he landed
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's broke, and uh.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that that'll happen.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We got to sign his cast, so that was
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: really cool. It was like it was like it was
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: like a soldier coming back from war. Like he came
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: back to school a week later, We're like, that's him,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Like he was. He was like a legends, Like that's
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: that's the Scott that everybody's been talking about.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: He got the ride, and he got the ride in
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: the the ambulance.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: And then like rite and it was Mosquite brother. He
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: didn't rune an ambulance.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: They called his folks.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Somebody came up and picked him and took him to
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: the hospital that probably my mom was working at.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: And then they gave him a white cast like that
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: white off white so that people could sign it because
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: you had you had color choices.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: In the in the early eighties, they were they were.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Starting to spruce up the cast so you can get
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: like blue or red or green, and most people didn't
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: realize it. It was just whatever the cast company sent
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: the plaster would would be that color.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: But he had the.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Off white, so we all got to sign it and
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: that was really cool. I mean, so on supervised kids
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: with a lot of metal and gravel, what could go wrong?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I didn't have a good recess if
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't get my leg caught in the tire pit thing.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: So you had like whatever the thing was called, when
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you had the wooden platform on one side and then
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the tires that were attached by chains that went down
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: and then back up like a ramp to another wooden platform,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: and the game aim was to jump from one platform
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: to the other, and if you didn't make it, then
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: you ended up in the in the lava with the tires.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: And if I didn't get one leg caught and dangle
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: upside down at one point, then I didn't have a
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: successful recess.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you were just playing in the salvage yard.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I don't think I don't think you had a playground.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: I think they just took the adopted kids to like a.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Dump and the one where they encouraged you to pet
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: the junkyard dog.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: That was just the guy's name. Go ahead and pet
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: junk yard dog we call I mean his name is Steve,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: but we called him dog.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: And it was like this is where we burned the tires.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: But before we do, why don't you guys play around
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: on them?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: But we've already let the match. Use your best judge
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: when you think, when you think play time is over.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: We're going to find out who the fastest adopted kid is.
• 29:08
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• 29:10
  Speaker 8: Visit us online, That Treehouse on air dot com.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: And in case anyone didn't pick it up from the context, blues,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I'm adopted. So for us to talk about all that stuff, you're.
• 29:39
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• 29:43
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• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Oh God, I love Fridays. So last episode we discussed
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: the viral sensation known as Haktua Girl. And what was
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: fascinating about this to me looking back on it, is
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: that Trey introduced her to you and me, Raj. Yes,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you and I had no idea when we went in
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: to record the previous episode of The tree House. Who
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Hawktua Girl was, let alone, what Hawktua itself was. Yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: we knew what that was, we just didn't know it
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: by that particular name. And so Trey introduced to a
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Haktua Girl to us, and I learned later that night
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: as I'm doom scrolling in bed. I was only two
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: thumb swipes away on ex Twitter, Twitter X whatever it
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: is or Twitter triple X. Now, I was only two
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: thumb swipes away from seeing it. So I was right.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I was really really close to it. I was right
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: on the edge. And then, like I said, Trey, you
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: introduced a hawk to a girl to us. And I
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: think before we get into now exploring the legend of
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Hawktua over the past handful of days, we should probably
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: revisit the original video of the Hawkta girl and her
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: friend being interviewed by YouTube guys Tim and Dee or
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: something like that. And they were the ones that were
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: walking around Nashville doing man on the Street stuff and
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: they were discussing. They were interviewing attractive girls and asking
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: them provocative questions. And about eight minutes into their video,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: they came across these two white girls and they interviewed them.
• 31:39
  Speaker 11: This is for her.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: What you got to answer this? What's one move in
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: bed that makes a man go crazy every time you give.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Him that hawk dude spent all that night.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I don't get you. I think you gotta demonstrate hawk dudes.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: So there you have, uh, and the legend and the
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: legend of Hawktua was born.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and there are some other, you know questions she
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: answered that are equally as dirty.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Oh really yeah.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: The full video is entertaining and I you know, we
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: can play more of it, but that's you know. You
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: go to the tim and D YouTube channel, you can
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: see the whole video, including like this spitting. This is
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: not the first time that the spitting thing was brought
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: up on this particular episode, Like three or four minutes prior,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: there was a couple other girls talking about hey, spin
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: on me, But this was the viral sensation they picked
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: up on Hawktua and just like the thing that she's
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: spitting on, her legend has grown since this has gone
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: viral and she's become now a public viral sensation.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: It's amazing in this day and age, how forty five
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: seconds can ruin your life because now everybody they have
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: they found out who she is and her name is
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Hailey Welsh. Yes that's who that's who she is, and.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: We are pretty sure that's her name.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, this is what they this is what the internet
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: is saying. But yeah, I think the enthusiasm in which
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: she demonstrated the sound is what made her go viral
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: because she she was very she was very entertained by
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: her own answer.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: So well, that's what I love about the original video
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: is the guy originally asked the brunette first, and and
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Hakatua Haley had walked away, and then the brunette friends like, hey, hey,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you need to ask this question again. This is a girl.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: You need to ask this question. She brings her over.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: That's why she says she'll give the answer that you're
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: looking for.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so she's given it. That's that means she's told
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: that to the brunette. She's explained, like, hey, you got
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: to you gotta do this if you want to have
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: your own shirts in the NATSI store exactly.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: So Ever since this has become what it is, which
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: is the new viral sensation, give Hoctua Haley Welch all
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: the credit in the world. She has done more to
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: unify this country politically than any candidate across the nation
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: could ever dream. Yes, I know, we've got presidential debates
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: are starting, You've got Trump versus Biden, and Kennedy is
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: looking from the outside in. And I guarantee you if
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: she wanted to hakt a girl could flap her way
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: in the middle of this debate and win in a
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: matter of thirty seconds. Yes, which that's one meme I
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: did not see. I did, however, see a ton of
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: other ones over the next couple of days, and I
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: decided to compile a couple of these for you guys
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: in case you had missed some of them, because I
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: thought these are some of my favorites. I want to
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: share some of the with my buddies Raj and Trey.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: So uh. This is a collection here of, like I said,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: some of my favorite Hawktua girl memes inside the treehouse.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: We will begin with the meme of Ben Affleck outside
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: smoking a cigarette in his blue sweater with the caption
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Hawk to his dad right now and probably forever, and
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I will follow that up without That was one of
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: the first ones I saw. Then another one. Hang on
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: a second, what is that.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Tray, Oh, I've got a a political video of for
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: hawk toa okay okay uh.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: After Ben Affleck as Hawk to his dad, I've got
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the Iowa hawktas with the logo of the Hawks skidding.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: That's brilliant.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I guess Gray hadn't seen that one. This would also
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: work for any other for any other Hawk mascot. So
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: if the Atlanta Hawks, I'm sure there's one for them. Yeah,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: if if the Eagle was smart, they would have done one,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: but I don't. I didn't look because I don't care. Also,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: staying with the sports theme, people got to printing their
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: hawk Tua stuff pretty quickly, including hockey jerseys with Hawktua
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: on the back and the number twenty four okay, hockey
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: sweaters okay, and then the hawktucin from the Street Fighters,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: which is which is another one of my favorites. Again,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: these are these are also of my favorites. And then
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: uh and then Hoktua girl single handedly destroying Pride Month.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: So if you're unfamiliar with the school bus driving across
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: the railroad tracks in front of a train meme, the
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: bus is Pride Month and the train is Hawkta Girl
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: demolishing it. Which, let's be honest, I'm I'm pretty sure
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the LGBTQ community, although mainly the male, I'm sure they've
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: got a handle on on on the hawking thing. I
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: don't think that's a streets only type of deal. Another
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: one of my favorites is the Avenger Hawktua spin on
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: that Thing movie poster, Can she Save the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Along with Hawktua the Disney movie where it's cartoon Hawktua
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  Speaker 1: with her pet Hawk on her shoulder.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, that's that's not right.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna get worse.
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  Speaker 6: It's gonna be a musical, of.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Course it is. And then one of my favorites also
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: the Hawk to a debit card, because you can get
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the whatever image you want put on a debit card.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: So we got three three photos of Hawk Tour girl
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: spitting on it with you know her catchphraise and spin
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: on that thing. And then we roll into the original
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  Speaker 1: Hawk to a Girl Monica Bill Clinton photo.
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  Speaker 6: I mean you got to give props to the O
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  Speaker 6: g s right, I mean you can't.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You have to.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: You have you got it, you gotta, you gotta give
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: it up to.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: You have to respect your elders. You have to respect
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: those who came before.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: You, and that will continue to come afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: I am saving the best for last though. My absolute
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: favorite Hawk Ta thing that I've seen in the last
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  Speaker 1: few days, that'll be coming up later in the show.
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• 39:33
  Speaker 1: of dipping our toe in the the pool of stupid
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: that was the presidential debate on Thursday night, there was
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: a major issue that I was personally offended that was
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: not brought up by the common not the commentators, by
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: the moderators. Sure, that's one way to look at them
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: from CNN. Was the issues was the issue of the
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: continuing nuisance, that is, these monoliths that keep popping up
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: around the country. I don't remember if these were popping
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: up around the world, but I know for sure they
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: were popping up in, you know, seemingly random places around
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: the country, and there was one recently. And this is
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: why I was so deeply personally offended that it was
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: not asked to either candidate during the debate. Was the
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: one that was just found recently in Colorado. Another monolith
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: found in Colorado, this one allegedly resembling more of the
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: style of monolith that we saw in Stanley Kubrick's two
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: thousand and one of Space Odyssey before the monkey started
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: using tools and things. So why are also aliens were
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: not asked to Trump or Biden? Why are we not
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: getting answers to the questions that we most need.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Well, I think it was wasn't it Clinton that was like, yeah,
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Area fifty two is a thing, And then I think
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: it was somebody else was like I think it was
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Obama that was like, yeah, I'm gonna look into it,
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: and I think there's some stuff that we need to declassify,
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: and it could you know, as soon as I find
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: out more about it.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: It's all a little.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: A bit of a bait and switch when it comes
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: to the aliens of like, we we're gonna, we're gonna
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: have a committee, and they did. They had that one
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: day in front of Congress and he's like, I'm telling
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: you this stuff is real, and that's why.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I'm saying You've got a guy who supposedly has lots
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: of credibility. We've talked about him, you know, because because
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: it's important way to know about this stuff. You have
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: all the declassified videos, you know, coming out of the
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Navy and the Air Force where they're you know, can't
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: keep up with strange aircraft and such. And the monoliths
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: and aliens. I want to know, ask ask these guys
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: that have the clearance. Maybe then again, the government may
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: have Maybe the deep state is real, and the deep
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: state absolutely refuses to tell Trump or Biden anything about
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: aliens just for the safety of us, all I don't know.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, here's what if and just go with me on this.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: What if this is like whatever planet they're on, this
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: is their banksy And this is what he does. He
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: just he just randomly he does these monoliths, and they're like,
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: what do you got going on now? And he's like, Oh,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go down and put these monoliths on Earth.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: They won't know what hit him. And so in the
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: middle of the night he comes in he's like, because
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I think there's one in Vegas that's like all shiny
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: and metal. Yeah, like, oh, this is gonna because Vegas
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: is all shiny and there's a lot of metal there
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: bamp in the middle of the desert, and then he
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: just flew off.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: And this is another strange, another strange monolith. This one
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: more reminiscent of the one of the movie two thousand
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: and one of Space Odyssey, appeared in Colorado, northwest of
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Fort Collins. Nearly two hundred and fifty mysterious monoliths, many
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: of them three sided and prism shaped prism not prison,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: have been discovered around the world since twenty twenty. Another
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: was found last week or two weeks ago near Las Vegas.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: That's the when you're talking about RAJ. The Vegas Metropolitan
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Police Department said it was removed on June twentieth due
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: to public safety and environmental concerns. This Colorado specimen, which
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: is rectangular and reflective, was found on a hill outside Bellevue, Colorado,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: stands about eight feet tall four feet wide and is
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: bolted into a concrete pad.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: See that's what I'm saying, Like, this is their this
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: is their vanguard artist from whatever planet they are, like
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: borgone nine and he's he's there, he's their dude, and
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: this is what he does and if you can get
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: your hands on it, it's gonna be worth millions one day.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: If that's the currency that they trade short or or or.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be worth natural gas.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, most of them sound like there was a
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: strip club that went out of business and they just
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: didn't know what to do with the stuff.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I think, I think, I think we found I think
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: the mystery has been solved.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: I want to go to that. I want to go
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: to the strip club though, where they're just instead of
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: pole dancing, they're a monolith swinging. It's hard to go
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: around them when they're rectangular shaped. That's where the extra
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: money comes.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the challenge any ho can swing around the ball.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: That has to be a stue.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, anyhow, it takes a special hode.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: It's go run a monolith.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Well, like they said, it's it's it's bolted into a
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: concrete slab, so it doesn't have any give. I mean,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: you hit that thing at full tilt, you ain't getting back.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: What are you doing right now, wiping down the monolith.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Always leaving a snail trail.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at that point you wouldn't think it was such
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: a mystery. Just follow the trail.
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: You're listening to the Treehouse.
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: Visit us online, that Treehouse on air dot com.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: It's just stripper excretions and glitter.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: You're listening to the Treehouse.
• 45:53
  Speaker 8: Visit us online, that Treehouse on air dot com.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: As we keep delving deeper into the pool of stupid today,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: this is an important story to share with you because
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: the medical industry is a challenging one, to say the least.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: It's difficult to get into, as it should be, and
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: it can be a difficult occupation for all involved. I
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: don't care what job you have within the healthcare industry,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: it's a challenging one. Whether it's you know, the janitor
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: in the hospital that's not an easy gig, all the
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: way up to you know, the person who heads up
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: a hospital. Nurses, doctors, physicians, all all the jobs in between.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: They're all very difficult.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Except dermatology. I think they're they're they're okay. There's not
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: a there's not a high stress situation where you're like
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: that goddamn mole.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Well, it may not be a high stress situation, but
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: it's a high icky factor.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, there is a there's a lot of plus yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: And it's not always puss sometimes they pull critters out
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: of there.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: They Yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Some of the nastiest stuff I have seen online has
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: been from dermatology videos.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those are the good ones, are they?
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I love those.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Haven't I showed you the explosive cyst.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm sure I I uh yeah, I'm sure those
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: are fantastic. Like doctor Pip Popper.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: All day long with you. It's actually the podiatrist.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the overgrown toenails and stuff.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Like killing me. That's the show. That's a great name,
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: by the way, because we've all said that at one point, Man,
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: my feet are killing me, and somebody's like, yeah, now
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna find that's the one. Oh man, when you
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: get there, like the toenails that are going like that,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: and they're like hedge trimmers to them.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I have seen so being as I live on an
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: island in the middle of the Caribbean, I see a
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: lot more feet than than the average Texan does because
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: most people are walking around on flip flops, and I
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I would kindly request that before you come on vacation,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: get a pedicure. Yeah, like trim some of these things
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: because they they look like a low trim and commercial
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: gone bad.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Here's This is just a public service announcement from the treehouse.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: If you don't have flip flop feet, don't put your
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: feet in them. There are some people. I remember I
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: was in Austin with my buddy on his boat. There
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: was a bunch of us and I looked down and
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: his pinky toe was the saddest toe I've ever seen.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Like that that piggy didn't we all the way home?
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: That that one. That one it looked like it committed suicide.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: It was hanging off the side of the flip flop.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I'm like, your toe, your pinky toe looks like it's
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: trying to get away from the rest of your foot,
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: like and the rest of his foot. I was like,
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: are your toenails gray? Like what is happening?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: And he's like, yeah, man, sometimes it just it's a
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: blood float thing. I was like, put socks on and
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: and tennis sho.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: You're a white dude, put on some new balance.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna question thanks full transition.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, boat shoes, buddy, That's that's why they're called them.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I uh, have I have good feet, like my my
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: piky toe has the full nail like I don't have
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: that weird little that thing that some people get that's gross.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Well, the thing you don't want is if you are,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you know, on a boat for the day, is you
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: don't want people to be able to hear you coming
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: as you walk across the hole. Yes, if you're walking
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: on the deck of the boat and people can hear
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: you coming up from feet away over the outboard, that's
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: a problem. You need to trim those.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: Things, yeah, if you can.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: If you can, like hand me something with your foot,
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: you know what it's like, Hey man, can you have
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: me those flyers and you just grab them with your
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: toes like that, put those in shoes. I don't need
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: to see your hand foot, don't.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: It's also dangerous on the like if you're doing the
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: the tube dragging behind the boat, you don't want you
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: don't want the toes to pop the tube and you know,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: the kids and then everybody drowns.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it can also slow your It can slow
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: you down if you just put them in the water
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: and then the just act like an anchor. It it's
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: gonna slow you down because you have gross feet. Not
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: everybody you know this, Not everybody dispersed.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: And here's the thing I'm not. I'm not big on like, hey,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you need to get a pet. I'm just like, if
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: they're gross, just clean them up a little bit.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean paint your toenails. I mean, guys and girls,
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: we can all do that now. It's it's twenty twenty four.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Get a wagner that way. It feels manlier when you
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: when you do it, you just spray across. It's getting
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the blue tape.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: What color are your nails? Black and decker? Yeah?
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: So have have have good feet and if you don't,
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: and if if you're aware you know you have good
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: feet or not, and if you don't, let's not all
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: see them.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: So the medical profession, it is pretty difficult unless you're
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: a pediatrist. As we've now established heart surgeons though that's
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: a pretty tough gig, right. And I don't know if
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: it's a light that is befallen the heart surgeons of
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Texas or if this is just a you know, specific
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: problem in one hospital chain. But there's been a fifteen
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: million dollars settlement that has been reached after doctors allegedly
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: left heart surgeries to perform other operations. If there's one
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: thing I don't want in a surgeon. It's a multitasker.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Or your side hustle.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if my heart surgeon walks in with my uber
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: eats order, I would like a second opinion.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: I got a pepperone me, a extra cheese, and an
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: appendectomy for dam.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Although it actually would be pretty helpful if it was
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: a I think it's a gastroentrologist that does the stomach stapling,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: so that would actually be cool because then you can
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: get one last really big carbon heavy meal and then
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: after you eat it, they can just cut it out.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because a large pepperoni pizza to a bypass is
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: just ironic