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Butch Neon and the Fanning Kid · Very Fine Friends

• 0:00
  Hi.
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  Hey, how's it going?
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  It's good.
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  Something happened that is really minor, but I'm going to tell you about it.
• 0:22
  Ooh, okay.
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  I'll be the judge.
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  Yeah, be the judge and the executioner because I'm ready.
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  Judge and the executioner.
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  No jerseys.
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  I'm waving that.
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  Cutting out the middleman.
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  Yeah.
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  No, I was making...
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  So my dad got coffee pods.
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  And he got flavored.
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  We've talked about this.
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  I told him not to do this.
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  The flavored coffee pods aren't as good as just regular coffee.
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  There's always a weird taste.
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  Yeah.
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  But yet he went and got hazelnut.
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  Ugh, I don't like hazelnut.
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  The smell of it is kind of gross to me too.
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  Well, I like the smell.
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  but I like hazelnut coffee, creamer, a little bit.
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  But the coffee, just give me coffee.
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  Anyway, so I've been drinking.
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  I'm like, I don't like this.
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  So I'm like, I'll just, I have a really nice coffee machine.
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  And I'm like, I'll just start using that again.
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  So I was grinding my beans and getting ready to start it.
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  And I started brewing the pot.
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  He comes over, I don't know if this is happening,
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  and starts the Keurig and it overlows the circuits
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  and like shuts down the power in the house,
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  like some of the lights went out
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  and like obviously the coffee machine area went out.
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  And then was he like,
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  oh, those neighborhood kids,
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  they've shorted our circuit.
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  Yeah, great callback.
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  We were, well, we were like confused.
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  I didn't know this had happened.
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  So I was like, what the hell?
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  What do you?
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  And so we're trying to figure it out
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  and he goes out and he like,
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  whatever, flips the breaker.
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  And then I walk by the Keurig
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  and I see he's got a cup of coffee
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  that's like a quarter brewed.
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  And immediately I'm like,
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  oh, this bitch.
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  So he comes in and I'm like, this is because you ran the Keurig while I was making my coffee.
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  Girl, bye.
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  No kidding.
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  And he's like, oh, this has happened before, like a year or two ago.
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  And so we knew, like, you can't run two, like, big appliances right on the same thing.
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  Which does seem weird to me that whatever.
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  Shocked that a Keurig is a big appliance like that.
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  You're shocked.
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  Oh, yes.
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  Because of electricity.
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  Yes.
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  Nice.
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  I used to call it Katie Keurig.
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  I had a name tag on it.
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  It started at work.
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  We used to have a Keurig at work
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  and I would try to get to catch on.
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  Oh, Harmony Keurig.
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  With the guy who directed Spring Breakers
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  in that other movie.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Okay, sorry.
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  I think Katie's a lot.
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  Katie Keurig is better.
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  That's Harmony Corrine.
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  Harmony Corrine is the guy.
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  Oh, that's good.
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  That's good.
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  No, yours is way better.
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  Yeah.
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  I wish yours had happened first.
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  Then we all could have got good laughs.
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  Anyway, so...
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  That's very benevolent of you.
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  We haven't started yet.
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  I know.
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  You don't have to write that down.
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  Is benevolent your word?
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  You don't have to write that down.
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  It's until the intro.
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  No secret words.
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  Her word is actually malevolent, funnily enough.
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  Okay, but why'd you do that?
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  But we'll just...
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  Because I was just...
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  Because I was complimenting you.
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  I am writing it down.
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  And you're not allowed to do that, but you probably did.
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  I didn't.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  Anyway
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  So Katie Keurig blew
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  Yeah
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  So then I'm like
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  You know you're not supposed to do this
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  But I was very calm
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  But this is why it happened
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  I'm like by the way
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  I don't want you to ruin my really expensive coffee machine
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  So like watch it
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  And he goes
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  Oh I didn't know you were
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  Making coffee
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  And then I got pissed
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  Because I was like
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  I just was grinding beans
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  You knew I was making coffee
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  what did you think I was doing over there?
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  Okay, to be fair, you grind beans for fun all the time.
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  I've seen you do it.
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  He doesn't know that.
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  Well, we'd love it if it were true.
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  Oh, jeez.
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  I just couldn't believe it.
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  Like, yes, you did know I was making coffee.
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  You knew something was going on.
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  Nah.
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  You knew.
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  You know?
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  The end.
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  sex with you is like coffee
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  sometimes there's a bean
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  yeah
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  that I just said
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  an inside joke
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  on the pod as if
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  listeners would get it
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  I think there's enough context that they'll understand why it's funny
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  yeah
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  I think you can explain it real quick
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  yeah one time Francis was hosting
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  an improv show
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  and it was an uncensored show so we got to do
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  the game Sex With Me.
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  And the example that he used was,
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  sex with me is like coffee.
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  Sometimes there's a bean.
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  I laughed so hard.
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  And then our director was like,
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  I'm going to come out and do another example real quick.
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  Listeners, if you ever have the opportunity
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  to watch Francis host an improv show,
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  plant yourself.
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  You will never have a better night in your whole life.
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  It's true. He's the best at it.
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  He is the best.
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  I'm not doing it tonight.
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  You should.
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  Now.
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  Well, in any event, you are really good at it.
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  Now the whole world knows you're inside our inside joke.
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  You're welcome, world.
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  You guys, you're in on the joke.
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  We've got the whole world inside joke.
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  We've got the whole wide world inside joke.
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  Welcome to Very Fine Friends, where sometimes friends just grind beans for no reason.
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  Hey.
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  Hey.
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  How you doing?
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  Hey.
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  Well, I'm glad that you kept your patience for part of that story.
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  But it is shocking to me that a Keurig is...
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  I would have thought of that as like a simple appliance.
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  Like a toaster.
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  Yes, exactly.
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  Like a toaster.
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  I wouldn't think a toaster would overload it either.
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  I mean, it just heats up water.
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  There's so many things we don't know about the world.
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  Yeah.
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  Was there anything else running?
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  The lights were on.
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  That's not a big thing.
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  You asked if anything else was running.
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  I'm just answering.
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  No, I mean, I'm not judging your answer.
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  I'm saying, well, that was not a contributing factor.
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  It's implied lights will be on.
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  Yeah.
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  That's why they're in the house.
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  I know.
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  Listeners, if you are in your house and your lights are off, you're doing it wrong.
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  Yeah.
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  That's not it.
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  I know.
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  But I'm afraid you're being a dumb bitch.
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  Yep.
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  When I was in middle school, the teacher that I had, who I thought was hot at the time, his name was Mr. Jones, I think.
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  Anyway.
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  I don't think he's hot anymore.
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  I've checked.
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  Probably not.
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  He told us that, what was it?
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  Light bulbs sucked dark.
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  That's how they worked.
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  It ended up being like a thing being like, look, you can't believe everything you hear.
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  But so he was explaining light bulbs and basically that light bulbs function by sucking dark out of the world.
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  And then when they sucked all the dark they could suck, they no longer worked.
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  And you had to go get another dark sucker.
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  You were going to do a hardware store.
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  Where are your dark suckers?
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  I like left early that day.
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  I never knew it was like fake.
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  Oh, no, my dark sucker blew.
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  Okay, so he told that to you and then was like,
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  okay, did you believe me?
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  Don't believe everything you hear.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  But it would be really funny if he waited
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  till, like, the end of the year to tell you that.
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  Yeah, or he, like, died.
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  Yeah.
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  Before the big reveal.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, like, there probably are people that think that
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  because of Harry Potter, right?
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  Yeah, I think there's people that believe.
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  Because they have that, like.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  The Deluminator.
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  The Deluminator, yeah.
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  My word is not Deluminator.
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  Okay, well.
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  My word is not a Harry Potter word.
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  It could be, and so you won't mind me writing it down if it's not.
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  No I don mind You won mind me writing it down and not saying it No I don care Okay great Yeah go for it I did I went for it All right great Wonderful Okay well
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  Quick interruption.
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  Every week on the podcast,
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  we do something where our producer Joe gives Francis and I each our own secret word.
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  Throughout the course of the podcast,
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  we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation
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  without the other person noticing. If the other person can correctly guess the secret word,
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  they get a point. And right before we die, we add up all the points. And then we get a prize,
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  whoever has the most points for guessing the most secret words. Here's Joe with today's secret words.
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  Jenna's secret word is glucose. Jenna's decoy word is barracuda. Francis's secret word is
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  Gunnery. Francis' decoy
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  where it is sisterhood.
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  Back to the pod.
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  Why don't you
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  invent something?
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  It's time for the invention of the week.
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  Inventions.
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  I like that.
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  I like that quite a bit.
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  Why don't you just tell me
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  what you want me to invent?
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  Oh my god.
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  Wow.
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  Um, oh, this just came to me.
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  This literally just came to me just this moment.
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  Now, earlier I was like, oh, I got one, it just came to me.
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  This one just came to me just now.
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  Wow, you've had two inventions since sitting down at this table?
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  Yeah.
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  God, you're prolific.
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  Thank you.
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  Um, here's what I was thinking.
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  You know how there's kids, Bob?
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  Yeah.
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  You know how kids make things funny?
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  Sometimes.
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  Yeah.
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  When we intended to?
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  Yeah.
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  and not when we're at a restaurant
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  and trying to read.
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  Not when you're doing an improv show
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  and then they play Hey Waiter.
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  Oh, another inside thing,
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  but we'll put a pin in that one.
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  God, I hate that.
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  Long story short, listeners,
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  Francis hates children trying to be funny.
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  Yeah, unless you're Dakota Fanning
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  and you just get it.
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  Shut up.
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  Shut up.
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  Fun fact, Elle Fanning and I
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  have the same birthday.
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  I love Elle Fanning.
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  Me too.
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  I think she's overrated.
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  I don't think she can act.
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  No, I think in this day and age,
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  I think she's rated.
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  I don't know.
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  Maybe she's gotten better,
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  but when she first came on the scene,
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  it was like,
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  you are just riding
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  your sister's coattails.
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  I know.
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  Dakota was way more talented,
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  for sure.
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  You can act.
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  Yeah.
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  She might have gotten better.
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  I don't know.
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  I haven't seen her
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  in anything recently.
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  Neon Demon was really good.
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  Did you see Neon Demon?
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  I did see Neon Demon,
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  and it was good despite her.
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  Fair.
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  Okay.
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  I like that they ate her at the end.
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  Well, I haven't seen it.
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  Me too.
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  It's been out for a while.
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  It's been out for like 10 years, but...
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  That's nothing in cinematography.
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  Well, don't worry about it.
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  That's a nice way of saying, shut up.
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  Just pretend like it was something you told me
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  and then you will have forgotten about it.
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  And you're being rejected too.
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  Okay.
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  And you came to jail.
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  All right.
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  well thanks for that
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  I do
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  think she's
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  I like her more than you
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  I guess
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  I mean I like her more than you like her
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  I understand
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  we like her about the same
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  okay
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  well
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  great
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  here's what I was thinking
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  I was thinking
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  you know how they keep doing remakes
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  and reboots
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  yeah
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  and
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  more often than not
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  they just suck
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  yep
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  I think it would be better
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  if we had a movie studio
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  that remade movies exactly the same with kids in all the roles.
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  So like Goodfellas, but with kids?
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  Yes.
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  Yes.
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  Like shot for shot the same?
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  Yeah.
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  Wouldn't that be funny?
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  Eyes wide shut, but with kids.
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  If that was the first one I thought of.
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  I mean, I would go.
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  It's like, oh, they're doing...
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  And they didn't do it like in a winky kind of a way.
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  They tried to do it like, no, no, no, this is going to be exactly like the original.
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  Yes.
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  That would be funny.
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  As long as it's not AI.
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  No.
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  I just thought of a really good title for this invention.
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  But also, to put it lightly, I feel like Epstein has also thought of the same title.
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  If that makes sense.
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  What's the title?
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  Something pedophilic.
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  Kid Flicks.
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  Doesn't sound good, does it?
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  I lost someone on the island
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  Why would you bring up this drama?
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  Never forget
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  Don't let the Epstein win
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  All I can say is
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  I would go
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  Let me just ask you this
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  Not to the island
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  To be fair
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  you haven't been invited yet.
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  That's fair.
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  So, listeners, don't worry.
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  Yeah, I do move a lot,
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  so Photoshop is probably like,
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  eh, it's just sitting here.
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  We don't have a forwarding address.
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  Um,
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  what was I saying?
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  Oh, kids in movies.
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  Yeah, so I would have, like...
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  Kids, how much you love them.
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  Imagine they were releasing
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  Death Becomes Her,
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  kid version.
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  I'm definitely going.
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  I only have one question for you.
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  Do you think it would be better
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  if...
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  the kid
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  I want to say this sensitively
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  so I'm just gonna
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  you know what's in my heart
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  yeah
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  sex scenes
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  could be with
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  dolls
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  I was gonna say adults or
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  I don't know
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  or just
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  like cut them out
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  and then
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  Francis just made a really weird joke
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  you could cut them out
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  and then do you, like, make the scene all about holding hands?
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  That actually would be an extra layer of money.
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  Or cut the original shot from the original movie into it?
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  It saves so much money on production, you have no idea.
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  Yeah, I mean, I don't think we need to...
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  The easiest thing would be to just, yeah, cut out sex scenes.
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  I kind of like the idea of cutting back to the original.
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  That's not bad.
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  But I could see how that would cause,
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  because it's adjacent,
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  I could see how that would cause uproar.
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  Let him uproar.
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  Let him roar.
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  There's no such thing as bad press.
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  Yeah.
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  No such thing as bad kids.
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  Well.
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  What would be the funniest movies
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  to have redone?
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  I do think Goodfellas would be funny
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  yeah
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  Lord of the Flies
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  anything
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  anything violent
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  yeah
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  Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross
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  that would be such a good movie to watch with kids
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  the leads are weak
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  what's my name?
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  fuck you, that's my name
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  Independence Day
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  well then do we do the reverse if there are kids in the movie that get played by adults i was
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  thinking that yeah yeah yeah that would be very funny okay mommy daddy and he's towering over them
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  yes imagine yes i think this would be a huge success but it has to be played so straight
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  real yeah it can't be like the kids can't be putting on stupid little like baby voices or
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  mug into the camera at all.
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  It needs to be...
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  Straight-faced.
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  Completely straight-faced,
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  so seriously,
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  as if this is how Scorsese intended it all along.
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  Yes, we're taking it seriously.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm trying to make Goodfellas happen.
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  Okay.
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  No, let it happen.
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  That was the first thing that came to mind,
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  and I think it would be great.
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  Drama, comedy, okay?
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  We take...
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  A little coked-out kid
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  looking through the windshield at a helicopter.
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  Hilarious.
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  Yeah.
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  And at what age range are you thinking When do we how old do we like what the youngest and then where do we cap it Because I mean I don want to see a shitty 13 punk in a movie No no no No I talking I thinking like
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  12, I feel like, is the sweet spot.
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  Is like the.
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  Well, the max.
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  I was thinking.
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  8 to 12.
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  When Dakota Fanning was in I Am Sam, how old was she?
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  She was like 7 or 8.
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  And she killed it.
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  She did.
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  So.
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  She won.
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  Didn't she win an Academy Award for that?
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  No.
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  She might have been nominated, but no one that young has ever won.
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  Oh, okay.
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  That's crazy.
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  I know.
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  Ageism.
• 17:51
  Abigail Breslin was nominated.
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  And it was so cute.
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  She was nominated.
• 17:58
  And they show everyone the boxes when they're announcing who got the award.
• 18:03
  And I don't remember who did end up winning.
• 18:06
  But then when they didn't call her name, she just started crying.
• 18:09
  It was so sad.
• 18:11
  It was so cute.
• 18:12
  Was that Little Miss Sunshine?
• 18:13
  Yeah.
• 18:14
  Yeah.
• 18:15
  Oh, that's tough.
• 18:16
  I know.
• 18:17
  And she was so good in that.
• 18:18
  She was so good.
• 18:20
  It's like top five favorite movies of all time.
• 18:22
  It's a great movie.
• 18:23
  Love that movie.
• 18:24
  It does.
• 18:24
  They eat her in the end.
• 18:27
  Oh, I'm sorry.
• 18:28
  Am I spoiling that for you?
• 18:29
  Jenna, I never saw the ending.
• 18:31
  They use it as an example in all the screenwriting books.
• 18:34
  Yeah.
• 18:35
  But it was just like, she just kind of burst into tears.
• 18:38
  I was like, oh, you poor little kid.
• 18:39
  I was like, of course.
• 18:41
  like this huge moment
• 18:42
  and you don't get it.
• 18:44
  And she definitely could have.
• 18:45
  I think she did a great job.
• 18:47
  What about Sisterhood
• 18:48
  of the Traveling Pants?
• 18:54
  Is Whoopi Goldberg in that?
• 18:56
  I don't think so.
• 18:57
  No.
• 18:57
  What about it?
• 18:58
  We could remake that.
• 19:00
  Oh, but aren't they kind of...
• 19:03
  Aren't they kind of...
• 19:06
  Young kids.
• 19:07
  Young.
• 19:08
  They're older kids.
• 19:11
  They're teens.
• 19:12
  Older sisters of older pants.
• 19:18
  This new film is sponsored by Oshkosh Pagosh.
• 19:26
  What's the John Voight one?
• 19:29
  I keep thinking Barracuda.
• 19:30
  Anaconda.
• 19:31
  Anaconda, yes.
• 19:32
  Fuck.
• 19:35
  That one would be so good.
• 19:37
  A little kid with a scar on his face going,
• 19:39
  you see this?
• 19:41
  They have to play it exactly like Jon Voight.
• 19:44
  A little J-Lo and Ice Cube.
• 19:46
  Speaking of J-Lo, Selena?
• 19:49
  Enough.
• 19:51
  Enough.
• 19:52
  Enough would be good.
• 19:53
  Assures he is a coward.
• 19:54
  He will try and kick you.
• 19:58
  And then I'd kick her, sir.
• 20:03
  I mean, this is gold.
• 20:08
  It is.
• 20:08
  do not try to do this with AI
• 20:11
  no I'm not
• 20:12
  not you I'm sorry
• 20:14
  this was a plea to the listeners
• 20:17
  listeners
• 20:18
  don't be shitty and try and use AI
• 20:21
  to make this I do not want to
• 20:23
  consume any content
• 20:25
  that was generated by AI
• 20:27
  I know me neither specifically movies
• 20:29
  art
• 20:30
  I'm not interested as a matter of fact I think
• 20:33
  like on Etsy because I shop with her
• 20:35
  sometimes there's no way
• 20:37
  like I can filter and say
• 20:38
  I only want to see sellers in the US
• 20:40
  because I don't want to worry about like import or whatever.
• 20:42
  There's no filter that I can see that's like
• 20:44
  don't show me AI
• 20:45
  and I think we should all have the ability to opt out of that.
• 20:48
  I think that's coming soon.
• 20:50
  I feel like that's got to be coming soon.
• 20:52
  Jenna's actually working on an AI companion
• 20:54
  that will filter all of that for you.
• 20:56
  Thank you Jenna.
• 20:57
  AI to do...
• 20:58
  His name is Maud.
• 21:01
  It eats her in the end.
• 21:02
  uh ai to do like tasks as opposed anything art related you know anything where it's like producing
• 21:11
  something that's supposed to bring you joy is no agree uh that's a big no for me so
• 21:21
  yeah like things that are centered around creativity human experience yeah i mean if
• 21:30
  If you're just doing it to be like, you feed it a bunch of receipts and then say like, calculate the total spent at each place or whatever.
• 21:39
  Like, that's utility.
• 21:40
  It is not giving you anything other than objective facts.
• 21:44
  It's just a faster calculator.
• 21:45
  Yeah, exactly.
• 21:46
  Then it's like a really good calculator.
• 21:48
  That's fine.
• 21:49
  Yeah.
• 21:52
  But listeners, if you dare try to take this idea and do it with AI, we will hunt you down.
• 21:57
  We know where all of you live.
• 21:59
  We will stick loose tubes in all of your orifices.
• 22:01
  Yep.
• 22:02
  Using AI.
• 22:04
  And they were all...
• 22:05
  And we'll eat you in the end.
• 22:10
  Oh, and it'll all be Diet Mountain Dew.
• 22:13
  Yeah.
• 22:14
  Yeah.
• 22:15
  Exactly.
• 22:16
  For extra punishment.
• 22:17
  Mountain Dew's pretty good, actually.
• 22:19
  Diet Mountain Dew.
• 22:20
  Baby New York City.
• 22:22
  Never was there ever a girl so pretty.
• 22:24
  Do you think we'll be alive forever?
• 22:26
  Elizabeth Woolridge Grant, if you're listening, and we know you are.
• 22:30
  Oh, yeah.
• 22:30
  She listens now.
• 22:31
  Yeah.
• 22:31
  It's Lana Del Rey's real name.
• 22:33
  Oh.
• 22:34
  Elizabeth Woolridge Grant.
• 22:37
  Okay.
• 22:38
  I didn't know what any of that was, so.
• 22:41
  Whose last name is Herschlag, by the way.
• 22:46
  That's a 30 Rock joke.
• 22:50
  Yeah.
• 22:51
  Speaking of kids on Coke.
• 22:52
  so
• 22:55
  that tracks
• 22:58
  cool so what do you want to name this movie studio
• 23:02
  it's tough because I don't like the word kitty
• 23:05
  yeah it's a bad word
• 23:07
  I feel like kid flicks is the kid flicks is the one that rose to my mind
• 23:11
  but that sounds like it's making movies for kids
• 23:13
  this is not for kids this is for adults
• 23:16
  um
• 23:18
  flipper industries
• 23:20
  is there a
• 23:22
  a pun
• 23:23
  to look on
• 23:24
  Jeff's face
• 23:25
  like oh
• 23:25
  okay
• 23:26
  I'll write it down
• 23:28
  is there a film
• 23:29
  related pun
• 23:29
  we can make
• 23:30
  with the word
• 23:30
  rejuvenate
• 23:31
  rejuva film
• 23:38
  nah it's too
• 23:39
  rejuvenate
• 23:41
  because of me
• 23:43
  because they
• 23:43
  control the media
• 23:44
  no because of
• 23:46
  oh sorry
• 23:46
  I thought we were
• 23:47
  talking about Jews
• 23:47
  no
• 23:48
  no
• 23:50
  for once
• 23:51
  we're not
• 23:52
  I feel compelled
• 23:53
  to distance myself
• 23:54
  from that joke
• 23:54
  you're just me
• 23:55
  what about
• 23:57
  so
• 23:59
  Fountain of Youth
• 24:02
  film
• 24:04
  film
• 24:05
  Forever Young
• 24:06
  I wanna be
• 24:08
  studios
• 24:09
  forever young
• 24:10
  Forever Young Studios
• 24:11
  yeah
• 24:12
  Progeny
• 24:14
  The Progeny Network
• 24:17
  yeah
• 24:20
  Utes.
• 24:25
  Filmin' Fetus.
• 24:28
  Baby Love.
• 24:30
  Oh, no.
• 24:32
  That's a Supreme song.
• 24:33
  You can't copyright a title.
• 24:35
  How many times do we have to go over this?
• 24:44
  We could go Extra Meta and be like Ponce de Leon Studios.
• 24:49
  because of the fountain of youth.
• 24:52
  I like that.
• 24:54
  It's not a pun, but...
• 24:55
  Little flicks.
• 24:57
  Little flicks.
• 24:58
  Yeah, do it.
• 24:59
  Little flicks.
• 24:59
  Little do it.
• 25:00
  Little do it.
• 25:01
  Do it little.
• 25:03
  Yeah.
• 25:09
  It's the pictures that got smaller.
• 25:15
  Elementary shoot.
• 25:19
  No, I think that's probably not a good one.
• 25:21
  No, no.
• 25:22
  It's not good at all.
• 25:27
  Fanning films.
• 25:29
  We were inspired by her.
• 25:31
  We are Sam.
• 25:45
  Cine-daughter, as instead of cinema.
• 25:49
  in a coof. Yeah.
• 25:53
  Um, what's another word for progeny?
• 25:55
  It like it always my offspring Yeah Young offspring young Offs we back to offspring We can come back to that I mean Offspring Studios is not as punny
• 26:07
  But it works
• 26:09
  Offspring Studios
• 26:10
  OSS
• 26:15
  I don't see Jenna's pun moving
• 26:16
  Weeboot
• 26:17
  Wee like little
• 26:20
  Weeboot
• 26:21
  Write that down
• 26:22
  We fucking did it
• 26:23
  And the best part is we don't have to pay them as much.
• 26:29
  Yep, that's true.
• 26:30
  Your parents are going to steal it from you anyway.
• 26:32
  Why do you care?
• 26:33
  You're part of something.
• 26:35
  We're doing something.
• 26:36
  We also cut all of their dialogue so that we can pay them less.
• 26:40
  Sorry, you're a non-speaking extra.
• 26:42
  There comes a point in the movie where they have to lip sync to the original audio.
• 26:47
  That would actually be really funny.
• 26:49
  Like child AI on the screen, but it's still the original audio of the actors.
• 26:53
  that would actually be funnier, I think.
• 26:56
  In the past five minutes,
• 26:57
  Joe has flipped on us on AI.
• 26:59
  I know.
• 26:59
  Child AI?
• 27:02
  You just said...
• 27:03
  No, they're going to be real kids.
• 27:05
  They're not going to be AI.
• 27:06
  Yeah, these are real kids.
• 27:08
  Oh, I'm sorry.
• 27:08
  That was a fundamental misunderstanding on my part.
• 27:10
  This whole time you thought it was AI?
• 27:12
  Well, yeah.
• 27:12
  What about the whole rant we just went on about AI?
• 27:15
  That we don't want to see AI.
• 27:17
  I thought it was like an abortion-type situation
• 27:18
  where it's like, yeah, I mean,
• 27:20
  we believe this for the rest of the world,
• 27:21
  but when it comes to us, like...
• 27:22
  I'm not saying that as I do.
• 27:23
  Exactly, yeah.
• 27:25
  Oh, no.
• 27:26
  So, yeah, it's real kids.
• 27:27
  No, real kids, real actors.
• 27:28
  Real talented young actors like Dakota Fanning.
• 27:32
  Speaking of which, I just saw a video of Cillian Murphy's son.
• 27:37
  Is he?
• 27:38
  How old is he?
• 27:39
  Like 14, 15.
• 27:40
  I'm glad I asked that.
• 27:40
  Is he weird looking?
• 27:42
  No, he looks just like a little mini Cillian Murphy.
• 27:44
  Really?
• 27:44
  He's cute.
• 27:45
  So, yes.
• 27:47
  Because Cillian Murphy's hot, but he's weird looking.
• 27:48
  Well, he's got like, he doesn't have like the sharp cheekbones that Cillian Murphy is aged into.
• 27:55
  Yeah.
• 27:55
  He's got like, he looks like a real, but like you, like I saw a video and it was like, someone was like, you don't even, I don't even have to tell you who his dad is.
• 28:03
  You just know.
• 28:04
  And then I was like, yeah, I know exactly who his dad is.
• 28:08
  Do you like, like, like kind of plastic too?
• 28:10
  No.
• 28:11
  Really?
• 28:11
  Okay.
• 28:12
  I think Cillian Murphy looks not in a bad way.
• 28:14
  Like he's, he's a hot man.
• 28:16
  I would not kick him out of bed, but he looks like a plastic doll.
• 28:20
  He's aging into looking more like that, I think.
• 28:24
  But, I mean, when he was younger, he was, you know, a little round-faced Irish boy.
• 28:29
  What's this expression, kick someone out of bed?
• 28:32
  I mean, because we're implying they're already in the bed.
• 28:35
  And then I kick her out of bed, sir.
• 28:39
  No, because it's like, if you're like, ah, you.
• 28:44
  Yeah, no, I like the premise that you're just laying in your bed by yourself
• 28:48
  and then someone's like, oh, I want sex.
• 28:51
  Let me jump in there.
• 28:52
  Wait, in this expression.
• 28:54
  God, I hope I don't get kicked out.
• 28:55
  Have you already done the deed and then you're like, ugh, why did I do this?
• 28:59
  Get out of my bed?
• 28:59
  Oh, that's a good question.
• 29:01
  Does it mean after you've done it?
• 29:02
  Oh, yeah, like you cuddle after, yeah.
• 29:03
  Or are you being like, okay, get it.
• 29:05
  No, I'm kicking it out.
• 29:06
  Yeah.
• 29:06
  I think it's no.
• 29:08
  I think it's pre.
• 29:10
  Agreed, yeah.
• 29:10
  Although I think it works both ways.
• 29:12
  depends on what kind of a person you are
• 29:14
  if you're going to do it with anybody
• 29:16
  then it's post
• 29:17
  I'm really emotionally avoidant
• 29:19
  and I don't do that with anyone
• 29:23
  post
• 29:23
  no so for me it's before
• 29:26
  oh okay
• 29:28
  well if I was with someone who didn't like to cuddle after
• 29:30
  and I knew that
• 29:31
  I would sneakily cuddle before
• 29:34
  you'd force them into it
• 29:38
  cuddle rape
• 29:38
  those are not my words
• 29:40
  I would
• 29:42
  I would drug them
• 29:42
  I'd be like
• 29:43
  oh man
• 29:43
  I wish I was horny
• 29:45
  but
• 29:45
  I just haven't
• 29:46
  cuddled yet
• 29:47
  I don't like the word
• 29:49
  cuddle though
• 29:49
  that is not sexy
• 29:50
  yeah
• 29:51
  hold me
• 29:52
  it's very childish
• 29:52
  let me hold you
• 29:54
  let me hold you
• 29:56
  spoon
• 29:56
  is spoon better
• 29:57
  I feel like spoon
• 29:58
  is not very good
• 29:58
  it's better than cuddle
• 29:59
  it's better
• 30:00
  it's less terrible
• 30:01
  than cuddle
• 30:01
  yeah
• 30:02
  I still don't like it
• 30:03
  I like canoodling
• 30:04
  canoodling
• 30:06
  yeah
• 30:06
  yeah
• 30:10
  Well, go to your local theaters, folks.
• 30:15
  I'm pretty sure probably at this point in time,
• 30:18
  every single movie that's there will be a Weeboot property.
• 30:23
  And you're welcome.
• 30:27
  Enjoy.
• 30:29
  Well, definitely Goodfellas, but Silence of the Lambs, children.
• 30:33
  You know what I was going to say, Jenna?
• 30:35
  You didn't bring it up, but we almost don't even have to.
• 30:38
  You don't need to find a way for the pervs to exploit this.
• 30:41
  I know.
• 30:42
  This one kind of...
• 30:45
  Pervs, just come on.
• 30:47
  Just stop listening to this episode.
• 30:49
  Yeah.
• 30:50
  The thing is...
• 30:51
  Okay, first of all, drag the play bar all the way to the end
• 30:54
  so that your streaming service marks that you've watched this episode
• 30:58
  and we get the stats, but also don't listen to the rest.
• 31:02
  But, yeah, because I guess we're actually making a bunch of...
• 31:05
  Because fervs can right now go to kids' movies and watch them in the theater.
• 31:11
  They just look like weirdos going alone, right?
• 31:13
  Mm-hmm.
• 31:13
  But if you go to see Goodfellas alone...
• 31:16
  You're just a normal moviegoer.
• 31:18
  Yeah.
• 31:20
  If you go to see Natural Born Killers, but with kids...
• 31:23
  Natural recently born killers.
• 31:27
  And also they get eaten at the end.
• 31:30
  Oh, this is good.
• 31:32
  This is good for us.
• 31:32
  All right. Well, that wraps up the invention of the week.
• 31:38
  It's time for our next segment.
• 31:40
  What's that?
• 31:41
  Celebrity Blind Date.
• 31:44
  And the Academy Award goes to...
• 31:47
  Oh my God, it's Celebrity Blind Date.
• 31:54
  In this segment, Joe will be giving us random celebrity pairings.
• 31:59
  and Francis and I will play those celebrities
• 32:01
  on a blind date.
• 32:05
  Joe, who's our first pairing?
• 32:09
  Have you guys both seen Obsession?
• 32:11
  Yes.
• 32:12
  Yes.
• 32:13
  Okay, I want to see Indy Navarrette
• 32:15
  and Robert Redford on a date.
• 32:18
  Okay.
• 32:19
  Okay, um...
• 32:22
  All right, who do you want to be?
• 32:24
  Hey, Indy.
• 32:25
  So, Jenna's Indy.
• 32:27
  No you don't, Oprah
• 32:29
  Hi
• 32:37
  Hey, young lady, let me get the chair for you
• 32:39
  I'm a gentleman
• 32:41
  Oh, thanks, but I have a boyfriend
• 32:43
  Oh, uh, okay
• 32:46
  That's fine
• 32:48
  He's the best guy ever
• 32:49
  That's great, I'm very happy for you
• 32:52
  Then this will just be a pleasant meal between friends
• 32:55
  Because I'm a very...
• 32:56
  I'm upset.
• 32:59
  Oh, I'm so sorry. Did you want a different table? Should we move? I am a consummate gentleman.
• 33:05
  No, this is fine.
• 33:07
  Okay, all right. So, um...
• 33:11
  Are you okay?
• 33:16
  Yeah, I'm fine.
• 33:18
  Oh, waiter, water, please. Thanks.
• 33:25
  Okay.
• 33:26
  Uh, so...
• 33:27
  Oh, sorry, Miss Navarette, here's the other five carafes of water that you asked for.
• 33:32
  Thank you.
• 33:33
  Can I get a side of...
• 33:35
  Cat?
• 33:36
  Oh, of course, of course.
• 33:38
  Uh, yeah, um...
• 33:41
  Yeah, I was just saying, uh, tell me a little bit about yourself.
• 33:47
  So...
• 33:47
  It's not me.
• 33:53
  Okay, we got me.
• 33:55
  I'm sorry, what?
• 33:56
  I'm sorry, what were you saying?
• 34:02
  You're whispering things like they're secrets.
• 34:05
  I was in the movie Sneakers, which was about government secrets.
• 34:10
  So I know a little bit about.
• 34:12
  Oh, something like that.
• 34:13
  I'm just going to be real with you.
• 34:15
  If you want to have sex with me, you have to pay my boyfriend a million dollars.
• 34:19
  Oh, this can just be a lovely time between two friends.
• 34:29
  Do you like horses?
• 34:33
  Pretty sure I was in a movie with horses.
• 34:37
  Yeah.
• 34:38
  Bridges of Madison County?
• 34:42
  No?
• 34:43
  Was that you or was that Clint Eastwood?
• 34:46
  It's a very good question.
• 34:47
  I get us confused sometimes, too.
• 34:49
  Thank you for that, Indy.
• 34:49
  Oh, you are funnier than I thought.
• 34:51
  Oh.
• 34:52
  Did I ever tell you about my good friend Paul?
• 34:55
  Paul Newman.
• 34:56
  I know Paul.
• 34:58
  Oh, you do?
• 34:58
  Yeah.
• 34:59
  Oh, excuse me.
• 35:00
  Miss Navarette, here's that jar of ranch dressing that you asked for.
• 35:05
  Newman's own.
• 35:06
  Thanks.
• 35:07
  Oh.
• 35:09
  Oh, you knew Paul through his...
• 35:12
  salad dressings and lemonades.
• 35:15
  No.
• 35:18
  I knew him from when I was a kid.
• 35:21
  Oh, oh, I didn't know that.
• 35:22
  Well, that's wonderful.
• 35:23
  Great man.
• 35:24
  We were in The Sting together.
• 35:27
  And Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
• 35:29
  That has horses.
• 35:31
  I knew it.
• 35:32
  I knew I was in a movie with horses.
• 35:36
  So this, I've got to be honest,
• 35:38
  I feel like I'm doing the lion's work,
• 35:40
  lion's share of this conversation.
• 35:43
  Oh, and you were just starting to grow on me.
• 35:46
  Why is that girl looking at you?
• 35:49
  Oh, uh, I don't know.
• 35:52
  Women look at me.
• 35:54
  I'm a handsome man.
• 35:55
  Ah, yeah.
• 35:56
  Ah, ah, ah.
• 35:58
  Ow, oh, oh.
• 36:00
  I was just looking at Robert.
• 36:03
  Now you're two googly eyes and a mashed in face.
• 36:07
  Uh, uh.
• 36:08
  Want to get out of here?
• 36:10
  Yeah, you go first.
• 36:12
  I'll be right behind.
• 36:15
  Okay.
• 36:15
  Okay, bye.
• 36:16
  Oh my God, Robert, I love you.
• 36:18
  Oh, oh.
• 36:20
  I hope no one assaults me while I'm trying to come up to you, Robert Redford.
• 36:24
  Another one.
• 36:25
  Ah!
• 36:29
  I've been assaulted.
• 36:32
  Has she been in more than one movie?
• 36:34
  No, not yet.
• 36:36
  And she's already on the 30 Under 30.
• 36:38
  Okay, well, I really had to milk that one for all it was worth.
• 36:40
  Yeah.
• 36:41
  She's going to host SNL, I think.
• 36:43
  Yeah.
• 36:44
  Well, good.
• 36:44
  Well, okay.
• 36:45
  Well, that's probably a pretty accurate depiction of that date.
• 36:49
  I would say so.
• 36:49
  Actually, I thought of one inspired by our conversation this very episode.
• 36:55
  Okay.
• 36:56
  Well, one of them.
• 36:57
  The other one's random.
• 36:58
  Spread it out.
• 36:59
  Francis, I would like you to be Dakota Fanning.
• 37:02
  Yeah.
• 37:04
  And Jenna, I would like you to be...
• 37:06
  Yes.
• 37:07
  Rudy Giuliani.
• 37:10
  Okay.
• 37:11
  I can't make it that day.
• 37:15
  Rudy?
• 37:18
  Dakota, yeah.
• 37:19
  Come on in.
• 37:20
  Oh, wow.
• 37:21
  I'm glad we could finally get this to where I know our agents have been trying to put us together for a while.
• 37:25
  We've been trying to do this for a long time, for a long time.
• 37:29
  Oh, sweaty hand.
• 37:30
  Yeah.
• 37:30
  Oh, sorry.
• 37:31
  Yeah, and my head's sweating a little bit, too.
• 37:33
  Don't mind the hair dye.
• 37:36
  It's all right.
• 37:36
  I like a man on fire.
• 37:38
  Yeah, I'm a sweaty man.
• 37:40
  I'm a sweaty man.
• 37:41
  Well.
• 37:42
  Hey, you like New York?
• 37:44
  Oh, I love New York.
• 37:45
  Yeah, I governed it.
• 37:47
  Yeah, I heard that.
• 37:48
  I heard that.
• 37:49
  I mayored it too.
• 37:50
  You did?
• 37:51
  Uh-huh.
• 37:51
  When did you become the mayor?
• 37:53
  What year?
• 37:54
  And the early 90s are a blur.
• 37:58
  Late 80s, early 90s, it's all a blur.
• 38:00
  Somewhere in there.
• 38:01
  Oh, Mr. Giuliani, here's your signature Giuliani cocktail to celebrate your 1988 win
• 38:11
  Thank you so much, thank you so much
• 38:13
  Oh my god, that's about when I was born
• 38:15
  Oh, hey, two good things happened that year, two good things happened that year
• 38:21
  Wow, I really do appreciate you taking me to this pork restaurant
• 38:25
  I don't eat pig, just so you know, so I'll just be having a drink
• 38:29
  That's totally fine by me
• 38:31
  I gotta maintain
• 38:32
  A certain amount of pork
• 38:35
  In my diet at all times
• 38:38
  The doctor said I gotta keep it in my diet
• 38:41
  My sodium levels need to be
• 38:43
  High
• 38:43
  High
• 38:44
  My drink is pretty sweet
• 38:46
  Because I also gotta keep my glucose levels pretty high too
• 38:50
  Oh
• 38:51
  Yeah
• 38:51
  Yeah, well, I appreciate that
• 38:54
  I just, um
• 38:55
  I worked with a pig
• 38:56
  In a movie
• 38:58
  Were you in Babe?
• 38:59
  I loved babe
• 39:01
  Oh there's more than one pig movie
• 39:03
  The pig
• 39:03
  The talking pig
• 39:05
  No it was a teacup pig
• 39:06
  It was a pet
• 39:07
  When I was an uptown girl
• 39:09
  Uptown
• 39:11
  Oh hey I lived uptown
• 39:12
  Yeah
• 39:13
  Yeah well I was in that
• 39:14
  Oh yeah
• 39:14
  Anyways that's why I don't
• 39:17
  Some say that it's
• 39:18
  Not even safe to go below 65th street
• 39:21
  But it was when I was mayor
• 39:22
  I'll tell you that
• 39:23
  Oh excuse me Mr. Giuliani
• 39:25
  You ordered a romantic serenade for your date
• 39:27
  Yeah yeah I did
• 39:29
  Rudy, Dakota
• 39:31
  Yeah, this one's for you
• 39:33
  Oh
• 39:35
  Oh
• 39:37
  Oh
• 39:41
  Oh
• 39:43
  Oh
• 39:45
  Oh
• 39:47
  Oh
• 39:48
  She is swaddling a teacup pig
• 39:54
  And her younger sister
• 39:55
  Is named Elle
• 39:57
  And she's gonna go to the Oscars
• 39:59
  Give you hell
• 40:01
  Rudy, you're up here
• 40:03
  I need you down here
• 40:04
  Hey, I got one range
• 40:06
  Wow
• 40:06
  Thank you, I'll leave now
• 40:08
  Okay, yeah, get out of here
• 40:10
  Get the hell out of here
• 40:10
  That reminded me of
• 40:12
  This other movie I was in
• 40:13
  Oh yeah?
• 40:17
  What was that?
• 40:18
  I am Sam
• 40:19
  I am Sam?
• 40:24
  Is that about that cat food?
• 40:25
  You didn't see
• 40:26
  This was like my seminal work.
• 40:28
  I am.
• 40:29
  Yams.
• 40:30
  Oh, you probably didn't watch it because I was young and you knew one day we'd be on a date.
• 40:34
  That makes sense.
• 40:36
  I got a lot of foresight.
• 40:38
  I got a lot of foresight.
• 40:39
  Yeah.
• 40:39
  Oh, you're dripping again.
• 40:40
  Oh, yeah.
• 40:41
  It's going to happen.
• 40:42
  You're just going to just get used to the dye coming down my face.
• 40:44
  Just don't worry about it.
• 40:46
  Can I ask why you wanted both me and Elle here?
• 40:51
  Two for one.
• 40:52
  I like a deal as much as the desk guy.
• 40:54
  I just want to know you were sure about me and you weren't trying to decide between sisters.
• 40:58
  Oh, no, are you kidding?
• 41:00
  Given the chance, I'm going to go with somebody that's part of a state in their name.
• 41:05
  I was a governor.
• 41:07
  Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
• 41:08
  Yeah.
• 41:08
  Yeah.
• 41:09
  Is there any acting you want me to do right now?
• 41:12
  I'm still really good.
• 41:14
  Yeah, that's...
• 41:16
  I want you to act like this is the end of date three.
• 41:22
  Right now.
• 41:24
  Oh, excuse me, Mr. Giuliani, there's a call for you.
• 41:26
  Hey, what now?
• 41:28
  It was about to meet Dakota, both north and south.
• 41:34
  That other girl that you invited for your date?
• 41:38
  Oregon Johnson?
• 41:40
  Oregon Johnson?
• 41:41
  Oregon Johnson.
• 41:44
  She actually will be able to make it after all.
• 41:46
  She says she's five minutes away.
• 41:48
  Well, tell her to hold off.
• 41:49
  I'm going under the table.
• 41:52
  Hey.
• 41:52
  Oh, okay.
• 41:54
  there's nothing down here.
• 41:57
  Yeah.
• 41:59
  Most move in front like Ken.
• 42:03
  Well,
• 42:04
  this has been lovely.
• 42:06
  See you at the ballot box.
• 42:11
  Vote early and often.
• 42:18
  Alright, well,
• 42:19
  I think it ended well.
• 42:22
  Yeah, she was willing, I noticed.
• 42:23
  yeah
• 42:24
  I was surprised by that
• 42:26
  yeah
• 42:26
  she went under the table
• 42:27
  so fast
• 42:28
  oh she
• 42:28
  yeah
• 42:28
  she's still there
• 42:30
  legend says
• 42:31
  yeah
• 42:32
  I usually wait until
• 42:34
  like 30 minutes
• 42:35
  into the date
• 42:35
  before I do that
• 42:36
  yeah
• 42:37
  and then I get their name after
• 42:38
  I like to do it
• 42:39
  before the date
• 42:40
  then you just
• 42:40
  really get to know
• 42:41
  yeah
• 42:42
  cut the tension out
• 42:43
  yeah
• 42:43
  okay
• 42:45
  alright
• 42:45
  I have one final pairing
• 42:46
  for you guys
• 42:47
  are you ready
• 42:47
  give me someone
• 42:48
  with a lot of moves
• 42:49
  I know
• 42:49
  okay
• 42:51
  Sonny Bono and Cher
• 42:55
  after Sonny has been resurrected
• 42:59
  back to life
• 43:00
  following his fatal skiing accident
• 43:03
  and they're going on a date again
• 43:05
  to rekindle their relationship.
• 43:12
  Listeners, Jenna hates this suggestion.
• 43:16
  I love it personally.
• 43:17
  Sure It me Sonny Sonny Oh
• 43:29
  Oh, I... I got you, babe. In my wispy arms.
• 43:40
  I've moved on.
• 43:45
  No! No! You can't move on!
• 43:51
  I want to tell you something that I had to come to terms with in the afterlife
• 43:57
  in order to successfully myself move on.
• 44:04
  I skied into that tree on purpose to get away from you,
• 44:09
  but that was a horrible mistake.
• 44:12
  but i believed in what life after love you found life after me i said i believed
• 44:25
  even though i'm pretty sure we were broken up when i died is that true oh no
• 44:34
  oh excuse me uh mr bono here's here's that cocktail you ordered the signature
• 44:41
  abuse cocktail to commemorate what you did to share before you guys broke up, but after he died.
• 44:53
  Before we broke up, but after I died.
• 44:55
  Sorry, sorry.
• 44:56
  It's my first day on the job.
• 44:58
  What happened before you broke up and also before you died, but more before, is what I meant to say.
• 45:06
  Right.
• 45:06
  You sorely need an exposition.
• 45:08
  Well, I'd like to apologize for all that abuse I apparently did.
• 45:20
  At the time, I thought it was the 70s.
• 45:24
  Everybody was doing it.
• 45:26
  And you were a bit of a mouthy broad, you gotta admit.
• 45:30
  Yeah.
• 45:31
  I was.
• 45:33
  I only got one question.
• 45:36
  Yeah?
• 45:38
  It's for the waiter.
• 45:41
  Oh, does he love me?
• 45:45
  I wanna know.
• 45:50
  How will you know if he really loves you?
• 45:54
  Oh, did you not order?
• 45:57
  I'm so, Cher, I'm so sorry.
• 45:58
  Did you not order a romantic serenade?
• 46:00
  I was hoping you would do my song.
• 46:01
  Oh.
• 46:03
  Okay, sorry, okay.
• 46:08
  Do you believe in life after life?
• 46:13
  Bow, bow, bow, bow.
• 46:15
  I'll pop the guitar.
• 46:16
  I can feel something inside me, sir.
• 46:21
  I really don't think you're stuck in the hell.
• 46:25
  That thing inside you is me.
• 46:28
  I possessed you.
• 46:30
  Sir, this is a family restaurant.
• 46:33
  No, it was possession only.
• 46:34
  I possessed you
• 46:36
  And took over your body
• 46:40
  And that's where the abuse came from
• 46:43
  You really did trip and fall
• 46:45
  Because I was possessing you and I made you trip and fall
• 46:49
  Sorry about that
• 46:51
  Oops, I dropped my pen under the table
• 46:54
  Hey
• 46:55
  You gonna put your little hand in mine?
• 47:04
  I know there ain't no hill or mountain you can't climb.
• 47:11
  Hello.
• 47:13
  I'm so sorry to interrupt you guys again.
• 47:15
  There's actually a number of the other customers at the restaurant
• 47:19
  have seen you two dining together.
• 47:23
  Oh, they can see me?
• 47:25
  No, no, yeah, they can't see you, yeah.
• 47:28
  But they're just wondering, like, they look so intimate.
• 47:30
  Like, do they have each other?
• 47:33
  Like, would one of them say that they got the other one?
• 47:39
  Sorry, it's the patrons are asking, not me, I swear.
• 47:41
  You know what I'd say?
• 47:45
  You've been struck.
• 47:51
  Moonstruck.
• 47:55
  Wow.
• 47:56
  I'm glad they worked it out and got back together.
• 47:59
  That's what America's been waiting for.
• 48:00
  Yeah.
• 48:01
  And all because of Moonstruck.
• 48:02
  seminal film
• 48:04
  I think also
• 48:05
  1988
• 48:06
  such a good year
• 48:08
  such a good year
• 48:09
  we'll have Dakota
• 48:09
  Fanning play
• 48:10
  sure
• 48:11
  Dakota Fanning
• 48:12
  no she's an adult
• 48:13
  oh yeah
• 48:14
  we can't
• 48:15
  we'll wait for Dakota Fanning
• 48:18
  to have a daughter
• 48:19
  and have Dakota Fanning's
• 48:20
  daughter play sure
• 48:20
  they call her every day
• 48:21
  you pregnant?
• 48:22
  why not?
• 48:23
  get out of it
• 48:24
  you knocked up
• 48:24
  got rights to Moonstruck
• 48:26
  your moon been struck yet?
• 48:30
  that's anal
• 48:33
  oh
• 48:34
  oh I'm sorry
• 48:35
  hey you can still
• 48:36
  get pregnant that way
• 48:37
  no we can't
• 48:38
  we've debunked it
• 48:39
  oh really
• 48:40
  oh yeah
• 48:42
  no
• 48:43
  saves me money
• 48:44
  on birth control
• 48:45
  yeah
• 48:46
  well
• 48:47
  that wraps up
• 48:49
  celebrity
• 48:51
  blind date
• 48:52
  hmm
• 49:00
  It's time for our last segment, The Big Question.
• 49:06
  The question is very big.
• 49:10
  Hi.
• 49:11
  Hi.
• 49:13
  I got a question for you.
• 49:14
  Great.
• 49:18
  My question is...
• 49:20
  I will marry you.
• 49:21
  You read my mind.
• 49:24
  The question is, if you were going to be made invisible...
• 49:30
  For one week.
• 49:32
  You knew you were going to be fully invisible for one week.
• 49:35
  Okay.
• 49:36
  How would you fully exploit this?
• 49:38
  What would you do?
• 49:39
  Where would you go?
• 49:42
  How would you spend that time?
• 49:46
  Ooh.
• 49:48
  Okay.
• 49:55
  Men's locker room.
• 49:57
  I don't want to be invisible for that, though.
• 49:59
  you're already in there
• 50:01
  I was like
• 50:04
  crap
• 50:04
  I'm visible
• 50:05
  you do that now
• 50:05
  you're just walking
• 50:06
  on whipping towels off
• 50:07
  people
• 50:07
  there he is
• 50:09
  no but I want to be
• 50:10
  visible when I do that
• 50:11
  alright
• 50:12
  um
• 50:13
  well okay
• 50:18
  I had two different
• 50:19
  initial thoughts
• 50:20
  one
• 50:23
  would be like
• 50:25
  to sneak into
• 50:27
  parts of the government
• 50:28
  and like see like real secrets,
• 50:30
  like to find out the truth about stuff.
• 50:34
  Yeah.
• 50:36
  Yeah.
• 50:37
  And dig around and then it's like,
• 50:41
  that's more like a,
• 50:43
  that's more for the head, you know?
• 50:46
  Don't you feel like that would be like
• 50:47
  kind of a rage bait,
• 50:48
  make you go insane situation?
• 50:49
  Probably, if I knew all those things.
• 50:51
  Yeah, no, I feel like if I did that,
• 50:53
  I would be like, I'm so frustrated now.
• 50:54
  I just want to like kill someone.
• 50:56
  Maybe you could just find out something
• 50:58
  you really specifically wanted to know.
• 50:59
  You'd be like, I knew it.
• 51:01
  You know, and then like leave the rest alone.
• 51:04
  I don't, I think that would be a Pandora's box.
• 51:06
  I think once you open that bad boy.
• 51:08
  There's no turning that ship around.
• 51:09
  Yeah.
• 51:13
  It's like you're already there
• 51:14
  and DC's so far away, you know.
• 51:17
  You write and you write, you write.
• 51:20
  Continue, Jenna.
• 51:21
  Thank you.
• 51:24
  And then my other thought was
• 51:28
  get like if there was somebody that you wanted something from like maybe like somebody famous
• 51:36
  like maybe you wanted to be friends with them or whatever you could just be around them for a week
• 51:42
  oh that is learn how genius that is so good yeah and then you could just like learn stuff so that
• 51:50
  it would just seem like you're like of course we're supposed to be best friends okay but follow
• 51:55
  up big question
• 51:55
  how do you do it
• 51:57
  in a subtle
• 51:58
  and real
• 51:58
  like you
• 51:59
  because you run
• 51:59
  the risk of being like Michael Dorsey in Tootsie where he like I think you beautiful and I would like to make love to you right now and then she throws the drink in his face like how do you how do you do it without like imagine i dakota fanning and you just and i dorothy
• 52:14
  michaels and i don't think you look stupid in that shirt at all um tootsie great movie go watch
• 52:23
  it if you haven't seen it watch it with kids too as the people oh yeah they use it as an example in
• 52:29
  All the screenwriting books.
• 52:31
  We had a lot of 30 Rock references in this episode.
• 52:33
  Yeah.
• 52:33
  I'm sorry.
• 52:34
  It's on the brain.
• 52:36
  I'm Dakota Fanning.
• 52:38
  You just spent a week around me.
• 52:39
  You just found out that I love reptiles.
• 52:45
  I go to Pilates every week.
• 52:51
  Okay.
• 52:51
  And also my younger brother has ADHD.
• 52:56
  The younger brother that no one knows about.
• 52:58
  Dakota.
• 53:00
  Dakota?
• 53:01
  Dakota Fanning.
• 53:02
  It's the male version.
• 53:03
  How do you infiltrate my life now
• 53:06
  and make it seem natural?
• 53:12
  Okay.
• 53:17
  Ritalin for sale.
• 53:19
  By the way,
• 53:20
  I already forgot the three prerequisites
• 53:22
  that I gave you,
• 53:22
  so don't ask me for them again.
• 53:24
  You love reptiles.
• 53:26
  You love Pilates
• 53:28
  Go every week
• 53:30
  And you have a brother with ADHD
• 53:32
  And I love my brother with ADHD
• 53:33
  Yep
• 53:34
  I bet you Dakota Fanning does Pilates more than once a week
• 53:39
  Probably
• 53:40
  Alright well
• 53:43
  I would find out like she's got a regular route
• 53:47
  That she takes
• 53:50
  Right
• 53:51
  Like day to day
• 53:53
  Day to day she's got a regular routine
• 53:54
  So like I know where she'd be.
• 53:56
  I'm not going to go to the Pilates studio.
• 53:58
  That's too obvious.
• 54:00
  Too obvious.
• 54:01
  What I am going to do is take, I'm going somewhere along her route.
• 54:09
  I'm okay.
• 54:10
  I'm going to make a Pilates reformer machine.
• 54:14
  I'm going to make it like a fun, whimsical bike that I can make.
• 54:22
  because she also loves whimsy that's another thing i forgot to mention when i you can't have
• 54:28
  a brother with adhd and not love whimsy i think everyone has a brother with adhd at this point um
• 54:35
  so so i i'm gonna have my bike like i'll be like pedaling along but then it's like
• 54:43
  somewhere along her route i'm gonna have the bright the reformer bike break down
• 54:47
  and so it's gonna be like she's coming out of the coffee shop and i'm gonna be there like
• 54:51
  can you believe it
• 54:53
  oh
• 54:54
  you're gonna salt burn her
• 54:56
  I don't know what that is
• 54:57
  I know enough to know
• 55:01
  what that is yeah
• 55:01
  I know that it is
• 55:03
  something that exists
• 55:04
  that's the extent of
• 55:05
  what I know about it
• 55:05
  and that they eat him
• 55:06
  in the end
• 55:07
  I was gonna spoil it
• 55:09
  but you didn't
• 55:09
  I spoiled it for myself
• 55:11
  it's actually not far off
• 55:12
  from the real ending
• 55:13
  yeah
• 55:13
  then she would
• 55:18
  she'd be like
• 55:19
  oh
• 55:20
  oh, this is so funny. Is this like a, this is, I was like, oh yeah, this is like my fun. This was
• 55:26
  a project that I was helping my brother with. It was, he wanted, he had to have a, it was a
• 55:31
  project for his transportation class, which is a class they have in school now. And he just,
• 55:37
  he had the hardest time focusing on it. And I was like, I'm going to help you out.
• 55:40
  But it was a vent, invent, like combine something you love with a mode of transportation. And he,
• 55:46
  well and he was like well I love bikes
• 55:48
  and I was like I love Pilates I can help you out
• 55:50
  and she would be like oh my god
• 55:51
  you help out your brother and I was like yeah
• 55:54
  but it's hard sometimes because
• 55:55
  my lizard always gets
• 55:58
  in the way
• 55:59
  no no
• 56:03
  no
• 56:04
  yeah
• 56:08
  no no no
• 56:10
  yeah no so
• 56:11
  so I was like so I just
• 56:14
  I helped him out with this.
• 56:15
  It was a school brother.
• 56:16
  He got third in the school transportation fair,
• 56:20
  which I thought was actually the kid that won.
• 56:23
  Just, he did a train.
• 56:26
  He did a train.
• 56:27
  Basically it was a train and all it,
• 56:29
  it just had a picture of his house on the outside.
• 56:33
  It's like, don't get me wrong.
• 56:36
  It was a nice two scale house.
• 56:38
  He did it actually properly to scale,
• 56:40
  but it was like, come on.
• 56:42
  You just put your house around like this.
• 56:44
  It's not creative at all.
• 56:45
  You're still just a train.
• 56:47
  I found a way to make a reformer machine into a bicycle.
• 56:53
  Anyway.
• 56:55
  So she would be like, oh, you're right.
• 56:57
  It sounds like you get robbed.
• 56:58
  But you know what?
• 56:59
  It sounds like you guys had a lot of fun together.
• 57:01
  Like, this is, like, really cool.
• 57:03
  What other, like, cool stuff do you do?
• 57:07
  I'd be like, oh, I have a bunch of, like, little projects.
• 57:10
  And then at that moment, someone would start screaming.
• 57:14
  like from nearby.
• 57:15
  Sure.
• 57:16
  Yeah.
• 57:17
  And they would be like,
• 57:19
  ah,
• 57:20
  ah.
• 57:21
  And it would actually be in the coffee shop
• 57:23
  and it would be a barista screaming.
• 57:25
  And then so like Dakota and I would be like,
• 57:28
  well,
• 57:28
  we better run in there and like see what's going on.
• 57:30
  It sounds like the barista needs help.
• 57:32
  Real quick.
• 57:33
  What did their screaming sound like?
• 57:34
  Ah,
• 57:35
  ah.
• 57:37
  A real raven of a scream.
• 57:39
  Yeah.
• 57:40
  That's so raven.
• 57:44
  Uh, so then we'd run it in, the barista would be like backed up against a wall and in front of the barista would be a lizard just staring up at her.
• 57:58
  And then, and then it would be like, Stephanie, the barista's name is Stephanie.
• 58:04
  Be like, you don't have to worry about this.
• 58:06
  And I go and I pick up the lizard and she'd be like, kill it, kill it.
• 58:09
  I'm like, no, they're gentle creatures.
• 58:12
  They're the Lord's creatures.
• 58:14
  And they're actually quite nice.
• 58:17
  They're kind of cuddly if you get to know them a little bit.
• 58:21
  They're kind of canoodly.
• 58:22
  Yeah.
• 58:25
  And then Dakota would be like, she'd kind of like give me like a double take and be like,
• 58:31
  whoa, like you really like lizards too?
• 58:36
  I was like, I think that they are the most underappreciated animal in the animal kingdom.
• 58:42
  a whole lizard family.
• 58:43
  You can get a bad rap.
• 58:44
  She'd be like...
• 58:45
  A bad rap.
• 58:47
  Sorry.
• 58:48
  Yeah.
• 58:49
  Nice.
• 58:51
  Actually makes more sense because of reputation.
• 58:53
  Reputation, yeah.
• 58:55
  Then she would pull out
• 58:57
  her pet iguana from her purse.
• 59:04
  She'd be like,
• 59:05
  can I just introduce you to my best friend?
• 59:09
  He is Sam.
• 59:12
  She named it Sam.
• 59:15
  Yeah.
• 59:16
  And then I would pet it, and then I'd be like,
• 59:20
  you know what?
• 59:22
  We're already, like, right here.
• 59:25
  Can I buy you a cup of coffee?
• 59:27
  You were going in here, right, to get your cup of coffee?
• 59:30
  She would be like, yeah.
• 59:32
  You know what?
• 59:32
  Let me buy you the cup of coffee.
• 59:35
  Tell me more about this reformer's bike of yours.
• 59:37
  So then, yeah.
• 59:40
  That's how I'd do it.
• 59:41
  All right.
• 59:42
  Now I know what she wants, what she likes.
• 59:45
  Now Dakota and I are best friends.
• 59:48
  Well done.
• 59:49
  Thank you.
• 59:50
  Francie, how would you use your invisibility?
• 59:55
  Well, that's interesting.
• 59:58
  It's an interesting question, Joe.
• 1:00:00
  It's an interesting question that you asked.
• 1:00:04
  I want to go places where I can cause havoc, like fun havoc.
• 1:00:09
  Like I could go to the nunnery
• 1:00:12
  You were going to get thee to a nunnery?
• 1:00:16
  What the f-
• 1:00:17
  Sorry about that noise I just made
• 1:00:18
  Um
• 1:00:20
  I could, yeah, I'll go to the nunnery
• 1:00:22
  And I'll, um
• 1:00:24
  Whisper things to the nuns
• 1:00:27
  Sacrilleigious things
• 1:00:29
  Um
• 1:00:30
  And, um
• 1:00:32
  Really start to confuse the convent
• 1:00:34
  You know?
• 1:00:36
  You're going to take a
• 1:00:38
  a collection of nice ladies just trying to do right by the world and make them think that they demonically possessed No I not making them think They will think that If you were whispering blasphemy to them
• 1:00:52
  they will think the devil is...
• 1:00:53
  One of the things I whisper is...
• 1:00:56
  But I'm not the devil.
• 1:00:57
  And you're not...
• 1:00:58
  You're not...
• 1:00:59
  I'm not in you.
• 1:01:01
  I'm trying something.
• 1:01:03
  No, I'll...
• 1:01:04
  You know what I'll do?
• 1:01:05
  I'll just start doing jokes.
• 1:01:07
  Okay?
• 1:01:07
  Maybe it'll be less on the sacrilege
• 1:01:09
  and more on the, like, hee-hee-ha-ha.
• 1:01:10
  Sex with me is like coffee.
• 1:01:13
  Sex with me is like sex with you.
• 1:01:15
  None.
• 1:01:22
  And then I'll be like,
• 1:01:25
  I'm inviting all the nuns from the nunnery
• 1:01:27
  to play with all the guns at the gunnery.
• 1:01:32
  And then I'll go there to the shooting range.
• 1:01:36
  And the nuns will come
• 1:01:39
  due to my invitation.
• 1:01:42
  And then, um,
• 1:01:44
  we'll shoot for a while.
• 1:01:45
  They'll shoot.
• 1:01:46
  And then I'll whisper to them,
• 1:01:50
  Good shot.
• 1:01:51
  I invite all the nuns of the nunnery
• 1:01:53
  to play with all the guns of the gunnery
• 1:01:56
  and rest in the room we call the sunnery.
• 1:02:00
  And then we'll go repose.
• 1:02:03
  Meanwhile,
• 1:02:04
  meanwhile,
• 1:02:06
  meanwhile,
• 1:02:08
  the nunnery is totally empty
• 1:02:10
  right?
• 1:02:12
  yes
• 1:02:12
  because they're gone
• 1:02:13
  right?
• 1:02:14
  mhm
• 1:02:15
  and then
• 1:02:16
  when I'm
• 1:02:17
  visible again
• 1:02:21
  I will go
• 1:02:22
  and I'll talk to the
• 1:02:23
  manager
• 1:02:24
  that's what they call that
• 1:02:26
  the nunnager
• 1:02:27
  they gotta do something with that
• 1:02:30
  and I'll be like
• 1:02:31
  hey I know how to get them back
• 1:02:32
  I'll do it for money
• 1:02:36
  that sounds like
• 1:02:37
  So then they're going to be like, did you kidnap them?
• 1:02:39
  No, right away.
• 1:02:40
  Like, first of all, I'm not a demon.
• 1:02:43
  I didn't kidnap them.
• 1:02:45
  They're resting in repose in the sunnery.
• 1:02:51
  And hijinks of that nature, I think, would be fun for me.
• 1:03:00
  Okay.
• 1:03:00
  You know, and I would take a habit.
• 1:03:03
  Yeah.
• 1:03:04
  Hopefully not a bad one.
• 1:03:07
  Yeah.
• 1:03:11
  You like that?
• 1:03:13
  Yeah.
• 1:03:14
  Yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Good job.
• 1:03:16
  Thanks.
• 1:03:17
  So you just, you wouldn't get it.
• 1:03:18
  You wouldn't try and personally gain.
• 1:03:19
  You just have a fun week.
• 1:03:21
  Yeah, because what am I going to gain?
• 1:03:23
  Dakota Fanning.
• 1:03:24
  He's your best friend.
• 1:03:26
  I don't need that.
• 1:03:27
  Okay.
• 1:03:29
  He has L.
• 1:03:31
  Yeah.
• 1:03:31
  All right.
• 1:03:32
  Yeah.
• 1:03:35
  Well, then I think we've answered.
• 1:03:37
  The big question.
• 1:03:38
  The big question.
• 1:03:40
  Okay.
• 1:03:42
  All right, well, we know the final bit of business
• 1:03:44
  we gotta take care of.
• 1:03:45
  It's secret words.
• 1:03:47
  And I am so traumatized from the last few weeks
• 1:03:52
  of guessing your decoy word as the real word
• 1:03:57
  that I feel like I wanna guess all of these
• 1:03:59
  as your decoys.
• 1:04:02
  Also, yeah, listeners,
• 1:04:04
  Jenna wrote down a shit ton of words.
• 1:04:06
  Actually, not as many as I normally do.
• 1:04:08
  No, this is from last week.
• 1:04:10
  It might make you feel good to know that I forgot to say my word.
• 1:04:13
  Did you?
• 1:04:14
  No, just kidding.
• 1:04:14
  Okay.
• 1:04:15
  I said it might make you feel good.
• 1:04:17
  Actually, that would make me feel bad.
• 1:04:19
  I wouldn't like that.
• 1:04:20
  Oh, yeah, it would piss me off, too.
• 1:04:22
  And Jenna would automatically have a point over you.
• 1:04:25
  That's right.
• 1:04:25
  Yeah, that's true.
• 1:04:26
  That's why it's usually my philosophy to spit it out almost immediately.
• 1:04:30
  Or within the first 20 minutes, or I'll forget.
• 1:04:32
  All right, I'm going to guess.
• 1:04:36
  What?
• 1:04:37
  Okay.
• 1:04:38
  There's been enough of that in this episode.
• 1:04:42
  Is your word sisterhood?
• 1:04:47
  Decoy.
• 1:04:48
  Are you serious?
• 1:04:50
  Right out of the gate, the very first one, that was the only one that I didn't...
• 1:04:55
  And after you were talking so hard about like, oh, I'm just going to guess all these as your decoy word.
• 1:05:00
  And you go, is sisterhood your word?
• 1:05:02
  That was the one that I thought, okay, I feel comfortable with this one being theoretically the real word.
• 1:05:10
  Oh, my gosh.
• 1:05:13
  Especially the way you said it, too.
• 1:05:14
  Like, yeah, we could do Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
• 1:05:21
  Oh.
• 1:05:24
  God damn it.
• 1:05:25
  I can only go up from here.
• 1:05:27
  Okay, well, now I got to, okay.
• 1:05:30
  Is your word progeny?
• 1:05:31
  No.
• 1:05:31
  No.
• 1:05:32
  Exploit?
• 1:05:33
  No.
• 1:05:34
  Raven?
• 1:05:35
  No.
• 1:05:36
  Invisible?
• 1:05:37
  No.
• 1:05:39
  Nunnery?
• 1:05:40
  No.
• 1:05:41
  Nuns?
• 1:05:43
  No.
• 1:05:43
  Nun?
• 1:05:44
  No.
• 1:05:46
  Gunnery?
• 1:05:48
  It is!
• 1:05:49
  Oh, thank God.
• 1:05:51
  Yeah.
• 1:05:52
  That was so expertful, by the way, I have to say.
• 1:05:55
  I didn't know what to do.
• 1:05:57
  I just, that was kind of a tough one.
• 1:05:59
  I was actually, I was almost about to help you out
• 1:06:01
  because I didn't know you were going to tie it into the nun thing.
• 1:06:03
  And I was like...
• 1:06:04
  You thought I thought the word was nunnery, didn't you?
• 1:06:06
  No, no, no.
• 1:06:07
  No, no, no.
• 1:06:08
  I knew that.
• 1:06:08
  But I was like, I was going to try to help you out and be like,
• 1:06:12
  oh, this is fun.
• 1:06:13
  Like, what if you went to like a gun range or something with your invisibility?
• 1:06:17
  You can't help.
• 1:06:18
  You can't help.
• 1:06:19
  Yeah, we would have got called out on a...
• 1:06:22
  I would have been pissed if you had led him into it.
• 1:06:24
  Yeah, because I could have said something cute.
• 1:06:26
  Like, I call that a gunnery.
• 1:06:27
  and then it would have like
• 1:06:29
  better for me
• 1:06:32
  but I like Francis
• 1:06:33
  a little bit more than you
• 1:06:34
  I know you do
• 1:06:35
  I know
• 1:06:35
  alright well you got
• 1:06:37
  you got a point
• 1:06:38
  I can't believe
• 1:06:41
  straight out of the gate
• 1:06:43
  I guessed
• 1:06:44
  well no but you're net net though
• 1:06:46
  because you did guess
• 1:06:47
  the secret word
• 1:06:48
  I know I'm net one
• 1:06:49
  that was a tough word for me
• 1:06:50
  it was
• 1:06:51
  it was yeah
• 1:06:52
  because it just
• 1:06:54
  is so out of place
• 1:06:55
  yeah
• 1:06:57
  All right. Well, here we go. My turn.
• 1:07:04
  Deluminator.
• 1:07:05
  No. It's a Harry Potter word.
• 1:07:08
  Prolific.
• 1:07:09
  Nope.
• 1:07:10
  Anaconda.
• 1:07:11
  Nope.
• 1:07:13
  Pandora.
• 1:07:14
  Nope.
• 1:07:16
  No, it's not.
• 1:07:19
  Calculator.
• 1:07:20
  Nope.
• 1:07:27
  Pandora's?
• 1:07:29
  Nope.
• 1:07:30
  Okay.
• 1:07:32
  All right, I'm going to move on.
• 1:07:35
  Decoy guesses.
• 1:07:37
  Okay.
• 1:07:39
  You said benevolent.
• 1:07:42
  I did say benevolent.
• 1:07:44
  Okay.
• 1:07:45
  It is not, yeah.
• 1:07:47
  I was not lying when I just...
• 1:07:50
  Jenna's just very loquacious.
• 1:07:52
  You said two other B words that, like, repeatedly.
• 1:07:58
  I did?
• 1:07:58
  One of them was bicycle?
• 1:08:02
  Nope.
• 1:08:04
  This is my last guess.
• 1:08:06
  You're guessing as a decoy?
• 1:08:07
  Yeah, I think so.
• 1:08:09
  Because nothing that you said jumped out at me weird.
• 1:08:13
  Barista.
• 1:08:15
  Nope.
• 1:08:17
  No.
• 1:08:18
  Baristas?
• 1:08:18
  No.
• 1:08:20
  What's the face?
• 1:08:22
  It is a B word.
• 1:08:24
  Was it really a B word?
• 1:08:25
  It is a B word that sounds a lot like barista.
• 1:08:28
  Damn it.
• 1:08:28
  But you were close to, so my decoy word was barracuda.
• 1:08:36
  I don't even remember you saying that.
• 1:08:38
  I said, what's that John Voight movie, Barracuda?
• 1:08:40
  And then you went, Anaconda.
• 1:08:42
  I remember.
• 1:08:43
  And then you went, shit.
• 1:08:44
  Which, as if you would ever forget what Anaconda is.
• 1:08:47
  I apologize to Anaconda.
• 1:08:49
  Yeah.
• 1:08:50
  I would never forget you.
• 1:08:52
  And also to the new release, Anacondas, plural.
• 1:08:56
  What's your word?
• 1:08:57
  My real word was glucose.
• 1:09:01
  Rudy Giuliani had to keep his glucose at a certain level.
• 1:09:05
  So, all right, cool.
• 1:09:07
  I'm up one point.
• 1:09:08
  You're still ahead, I think, by quite a bit.
• 1:09:11
  No, I don't think it's a lot.
• 1:09:13
  Well, I don't have an up-to-date tally in front of me.
• 1:09:17
  but
• 1:09:18
  you're now up
• 1:09:19
  by like one and a half points
• 1:09:20
  or two and a half points
• 1:09:21
  no it's more than that
• 1:09:22
  I think
• 1:09:23
  you're still up
• 1:09:25
  for sure
• 1:09:25
  you're up still
• 1:09:26
  yeah
• 1:09:26
  You're still up.
• 1:09:28
  Indubitably.
• 1:09:28
  Okay.
• 1:09:29
  And indubitably is not my word.
• 1:09:32
  Congratulations to me, I guess.
• 1:09:34
  Congratulations to you.
• 1:09:35
  Except for I can't believe I did Sisterhood right out of the gate.
• 1:09:38
  Can't believe that.
• 1:09:39
  All right.
• 1:09:39
  I'll get over it one day.
• 1:09:41
  Not today.
• 1:09:42
  Bye.
• 1:09:56
  Thank you.