Moronic Sexual Encounters
First off, the city of Kirkwood issued a boil water warning after I brushed my teeth. I plan on dying today.
We have two stories of sexual encounters. One involves a former basketball star and one involves a guy at a mall.
The lesson to be learned today is that being a horn dog makes you do some dumb ish.
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