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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for Paint's predictions. Paint, what's a vibe today?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Euphoria has officially wrapped up their series, so I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna let you know what Euphoria season three character matches
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  Speaker 2: your vibe best based on your zodiac sign. Also, if
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  Speaker 2: it's your birthday today, you are a Gemini. You share
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  Speaker 2: a birthday with Justin Long, Aquafina Taylor from Love Island,
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  Speaker 2: which is perfect since Love Island season eight drops today
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  Speaker 2: Ethan Slater, Andy Cohen, and Joy Koi.
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  Speaker 3: So it's kind of like which dead Euphoria character? Are
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  Speaker 3: you not dead?
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  Speaker 4: They're not all dead. There's only a few alive death.
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  Speaker 3: All right, yeah, okay eight seven seven nine three four
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  Speaker 3: seven Matthew, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning? My sign?
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  Speaker 1: I'm an aries.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So for my aries, the Euphoria season three character
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  Speaker 2: that you are, you're actually Ali or Ali. When things
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  Speaker 2: go bad and completely sideways, your first instinct is to
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  Speaker 2: grab a shotgun and track down the problem. Okay. You
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  Speaker 2: are fiercely protective, depletely terrifying, and you don't do textbook apologies.
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  Speaker 4: You just handle business.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I love that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds that sounds right on, right.
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  Speaker 1: On Tar So did you watch it? Did you watch
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  Speaker 1: the finale? Actually I have not. I would be watching
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  Speaker 1: that tonight after your work.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm the only thing that I or what I'm
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  Speaker 2: stuck on still is the end of the last episode.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Yeah, that was like the best episode of.
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  Speaker 3: I think about that episode almost every morning. Yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Matthew, Yeah, I can't wait. Have a great day. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for listening, you too, Thanks guys. Hey, Michelle, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Taras?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So for my toaurus.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually perfect that we're talking about this right now
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  Speaker 2: because the four season three character that you are is
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  Speaker 2: Nate Jacobs. You spent the entire final season acting completely untouchable,
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  Speaker 2: playing god with everyone's lives, flexing your absolute power right
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  Speaker 2: up until the universe literally.
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  Speaker 4: Buried you alive.
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  Speaker 2: You're stubborn, You're controlling, and it makes it impossible for
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  Speaker 2: you to ever back down, even when a rattlesnake is
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  Speaker 2: staring you right in the face.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. Thank you, Thanks Michelle.
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  Speaker 2: How about pisces rich your euphour Ya season three character
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  Speaker 2: Cassie Howard, Sweet, you are in remarkably good spirits for
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  Speaker 2: someone who's toxic husband was buried alive in the INBio.
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  Speaker 4: Wow Snake, your.
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  Speaker 2: Coping mechanism is pure, unfiltered disassociation, and you are ready
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  Speaker 2: to start a new project tomorrow, Like nothing happened.
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  Speaker 4: See, it's what I always say to you when something
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  Speaker 4: terrible happens. Just pretend it's happened to somebody else.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I guess I probably should say spoilerler, But also
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  Speaker 2: that was like last week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what.
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  Speaker 4: You said?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry libras.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Kyle, for libras, you are jewels.
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  Speaker 2: You're out here casually dealing with massive grief by painting vibrant,
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  Speaker 2: striking modern portraits and living your absolute best life as
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  Speaker 2: an artistic sugar baby.
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  Speaker 4: You always find a way.
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  Speaker 2: To make absolute heartbreak look incredibly beautiful and chic.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, alright, Okay, Jules, I needed a better ending for her.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't get enough, John Jay. You're Lexi Howard.
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  Speaker 2: So while the world completely burns down around you, you
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  Speaker 2: are sitting there reading your scripts, analyzing the literal, historical
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  Speaker 2: context of anxiety while deciding that worrying.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't statistically useless.
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  Speaker 2: You're the only person who can look at a tragedy
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  Speaker 2: and give a structured performance review.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, how about for you for Leo's.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Leo and as Leo's we Are Maddie Perez.
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  Speaker 2: Even in the middle of a massive, messy Dea investigation,
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  Speaker 2: we still somehow manage to accidentally trigger a major character's
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  Speaker 2: demise just at dropping a single piece of tea. Our
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  Speaker 2: words have massive power and our aesthetic is always legendary.
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  Speaker 1: Hello studio, can I help you? Hi too late? What
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  Speaker 1: are you calling about? Oh? What you're sign Gemini reading Gemini's.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's Gemini.
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  Speaker 1: We got here.
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  Speaker 4: We haven't done.
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  Speaker 2: You're in Gemini season right now, Geminis. The four season
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  Speaker 2: three character that you have is actually, I think my
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  Speaker 2: favorite from the whole series.
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  Speaker 4: You are Bishop.
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  Speaker 2: You are ultimately trickster mastermind who is always playing three
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  Speaker 2: sides against each other and pulling off some major, major moves.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody ever actually knows what your next move is, and
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  Speaker 4: you love it that way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I could approach things a little differently every time. It
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  Speaker 3: makes things fun that way, though.
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  Speaker 1: If you called on time, that would have been great.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know, next time.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, thanks for listening, Thanks for calling it?
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  Speaker 3: All right? All right, if we get to your sign there,
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  Speaker 3: I'll post it on our website. John jaynrich dot com
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  Speaker 3: a hold movie