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Outro: Dilly Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: A fellows, Hello, Dilly is here by the way, just
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  Speaker 2: for all the listeners. Thought we'd do our first ever
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  Speaker 2: partty with old Big Dilly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Big Dilly, how are you going? Big Dilly A right.
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  Speaker 3: To be here, guys, long time listener, first time podcast contributor,
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  Speaker 3: how are I'm a.
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  Speaker 1: Little bit annoyed actually because I've got a glass half
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  Speaker 1: a glass of water on the desk here and this
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  Speaker 1: I do this all the time, fellows, and it's like,
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  Speaker 1: is that my one?
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  Speaker 2: Probably you probably left it in here?
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  Speaker 1: Keazy?
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  Speaker 2: No, I walked to the last night. You did not
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  Speaker 2: leave a glass of water every fucking night. Man, It's not.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't leave a glass of water in here last
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  Speaker 3: night because you knocked it over and spilt it on
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  Speaker 3: the countertop.
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  Speaker 2: Did you clean it up?
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  Speaker 1: Jas? I did with my with my sheet run down
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  Speaker 1: and only enough. I did that while I was talking
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  Speaker 1: about that dude that splattered his eggs everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what did the brick? You guys come in and complain.
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  Speaker 3: Yes they does yep, And I was like, why is
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  Speaker 3: my keyboard just got a whole puddle of water underneath it?
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  Speaker 2: I was the one person the one time Ja just
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  Speaker 2: takes his glass, he leaves the contents of his glass
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  Speaker 2: and easy.
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  Speaker 1: If this is how it going to be today, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to end up in festy.
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  Speaker 2: Cap no, no, But.
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  Speaker 1: I have this. I have this one thing that I
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  Speaker 1: you know, because you get was that meningja cockle not
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  Speaker 1: meningja cockle, meningitis if you share a glass.
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  Speaker 2: My cousin died of that.
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  Speaker 1: And seriously, it's always stuck in my head. And so
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  Speaker 1: it's like my one paranoia. Like if I'm on set
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  Speaker 1: or something and I'll have a drink and I'll put
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  Speaker 1: it down, then I go, ah, do you want hang
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  Speaker 1: it hand? But is that my drink?
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  Speaker 2: Do you want us to get you a special hoodij glass?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Probably, because that'd be a good way to do it,
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  Speaker 2: or start drinking out of a really stupid glass that
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  Speaker 2: no one else is going to use.
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  Speaker 1: Good idea, Kesy, But this is a.
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  Speaker 2: Big dilly spish on the old podcast here because a
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  Speaker 2: lot of people would have listened, you know, or like
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  Speaker 2: seen or heard the name Big Dilli reference, but they
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  Speaker 2: don't know the guy Deli is a deep dive into
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  Speaker 2: Big Yeah, so you grew up when you grow up Tomorrow,
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  Speaker 2: I'm from Tim Yeah, right, beautiful spot. It's a great spot.
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  Speaker 1: So you've done welding?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the good ones get out? Yes, yeah, Well that's
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  Speaker 2: interesting because Biggs from ash Manai's from why mad or
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  Speaker 2: Why or why Maddie as they call it. I'm from Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm from but like those small south out Island towns, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: very hard to get out of the.
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  Speaker 3: Well and South Canterbury and then Ashburn's on the cusp
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  Speaker 3: of they could probably fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Ashburton sucks and it does. Yeah, I forget on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: And they all kind they all kind of have sex
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  Speaker 1: with each other. Ah yeah, those communities.
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  Speaker 2: Do they trash bit And is it you can't say
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  Speaker 2: you're telling me that Timrouw doesn't have the same weird.
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  Speaker 3: We're allowed to punch down right and very really, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it's not often that you get that Tomorrow gets to
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  Speaker 3: make fun of her place because Tim also sucks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, that's the funny thing about Timmaru. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: realize is Meniah and his partner Jiss, who hang out
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  Speaker 2: with quite a lot that were saying when they needed
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  Speaker 2: to go to the town or the big city, they'd
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  Speaker 2: go to Timorrow. Who's the big city? Yeah, because why man,
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  Speaker 2: it is such a small shithole.
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  Speaker 1: Did you first sort of come to Auckland and go wow, wow,
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  Speaker 1: big city? Yeah, the big skyscrapers, they're probably like a
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  Speaker 1: two story building or something.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Dilly was an Aussie for a long I was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in all honesty, I did live in Australia before
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  Speaker 3: I moved to Auckland. So just Brizzy did the Gold
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  Speaker 3: Coaster two years in Brisbane for two years, Yeah, the
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  Speaker 3: proper New Zealander and Australia experience to go to the
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  Speaker 3: g C.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, moved to Queensland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I do
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  Speaker 1: detect an Australian twain and your voice occasionally. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not that. I don't have anything against that, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I tepically it used to be a lot stronger.
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  Speaker 1: I can confirm that talking to my daughter who's now
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  Speaker 1: living in Australia and has been for seven years. She
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  Speaker 1: came back and I was chatting to her the other
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  Speaker 1: night and I was just like, oh no, it's really
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  Speaker 1: good Dad, because she used to talk.
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  Speaker 2: She used to talk just like you, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She had my kind of dulcet tones with a really beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: rounded New Zealand accent.
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  Speaker 2: And now it is a fucking gross accent Aussie. By
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  Speaker 2: the way, me dissing those shithole towns in the South,
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  Speaker 2: I actually love them.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, come on, if you're going to diss
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  Speaker 1: the man, just own but.
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  Speaker 2: Like I mean, I'm dissing them in a way like
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  Speaker 2: you know, like Hamilton's ship, you know, but an actual fact.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mind Hamilton, but you just say that North sucks,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: For me, PALMEI North is a shedthole. Now I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to I don't want to offend the people of
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  Speaker 1: Palm I love the people of Parmeston North.
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  Speaker 2: Really what do you like about them?
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  Speaker 1: But it's like when I first when I first went
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  Speaker 1: to Parmeston North, my first impression was, this is like
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  Speaker 1: someone's picked up a city and dropped it in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of a paddock. That was my first initial thought.
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  Speaker 1: And to be fair, I think I've been there twice
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  Speaker 1: in my life and not for long.
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  Speaker 2: You know, when you say pick up a city, what
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  Speaker 2: I'm picturing is you've pulled a plant out from the
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  Speaker 2: ground and it's got all the roots there, and you've
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  Speaker 2: shaken all the dude off, all the good stuff is gone,
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  Speaker 2: and then you've plunked it on the grass. Yeah that's
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  Speaker 2: what Because Parmison North isn't a big city. No, it's
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  Speaker 2: just that weird square in the middle. Yes, and yeah,
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  Speaker 2: no it's not that good.
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  Speaker 3: It's just sort of there. It is when you're traveling
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  Speaker 3: up from Wellington to Auckland and yeah, it's just.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the sort of place. It's the sort of
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  Speaker 1: place you avoid, really.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing how it survived.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think?
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  Speaker 3: They just doesn't The face doesn't have a purpose being there,
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  Speaker 3: it's just there.
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  Speaker 1: Well just who goes to Parmeerston North? Who goes there? No?
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  Speaker 1: Not me? And I mean I'm sure the people have
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  Speaker 1: parmeised the North absolutely love it and there and to
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  Speaker 1: each other. There is a community.
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  Speaker 2: That's all that matters, man, you know what? And so
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  Speaker 2: have they and joyed that.
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  Speaker 1: That's the Who am I? Who am I? I said
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  Speaker 1: the front key? Can you just kill what your sharker?
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  Speaker 1: Who am I? To desk Parmeson North. I apologize, yeah
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  Speaker 1: for dissing Parmeson North. It's a great city.
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  Speaker 2: And what about all those South islandtowns you went in
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  Speaker 2: on before?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I know they're terrible.
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  Speaker 2: That ship The Warchy Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 2: on Radio Hiarchy The Wcky Big Show Podcast. Were you
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  Speaker 2: a car salesman, Dilly?
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was a car salesman for Holden over there for
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  Speaker 3: a couple wow. So I was working there as Holden
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  Speaker 3: basically disappeared into nothingness because sales. No, No, it was
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  Speaker 3: just because of the production in Australian economy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, so I said to myself that as soon as
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  Speaker 3: Holden has gone and done, then I'm gonna move on
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  Speaker 3: from car sales.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god I did.
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  Speaker 2: Castle sucks, Yeah, I can image. And so you would
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  Speaker 2: have been selling not the cool holdings, not is commodores
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  Speaker 2: and stuff, but you were selling like that Vauxhels and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I was a used car salesman for whole tidens did
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  Speaker 3: get to sell the cool stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So everyone come in.
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  Speaker 1: And be like, oh, you're not selling yeah, and I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: Well actually I've got heaps out back and they're like
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  Speaker 3: oh okay, yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: So it's interesting because my wife and I were walking
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  Speaker 1: along K Road the other day and then we carried
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  Speaker 1: on as a great north road that you go on
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  Speaker 1: to through K Road past the mobile and they've got
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  Speaker 1: all those really flash car prestige. It's like Cadlegg dealership.
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  Speaker 1: There's about three or four in a row of just
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  Speaker 1: on the on the right hand side as you're going
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  Speaker 1: down towards Graylan of the flashes cars. And we were like,
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  Speaker 1: I wonder how many of these if you were selling
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  Speaker 1: them you sell in a week or a month, and
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  Speaker 1: what the commission would be? Say, it was like as
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  Speaker 1: a ninety thousand dollar car.
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  Speaker 2: No more than that, about five hundred thousand dollars Clarens
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  Speaker 2: and stuff and that.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, what how many would you sell and
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  Speaker 1: how much would be your commission? Do you know what's.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting is I was chating to a mate who sells
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  Speaker 2: an type of vehicle which ever since the anti money
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  Speaker 2: laundering stuff came in in like twenty twenty two, or
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  Speaker 2: maybe it was earlier than that, which there was a
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  Speaker 2: big crackdown on anti money laudering, Like there's sales of
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  Speaker 2: vehicles halved straight away. Wow, because that's that's like people
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  Speaker 2: are laundering with those big cars.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean I find it offensive that someone
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  Speaker 1: would spend that amount of money on a car anyway.
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  Speaker 2: But what if they've got that money?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but even then I go, what what are you doing? What?
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  Speaker 1: What if they are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: But what if they've or like they've got so much money,
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  Speaker 2: and it's just like, look, I've given heaps to charity,
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  Speaker 2: I've got a big house, I've got a holiday house.
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  Speaker 1: I might just buy one of the then give it.
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  Speaker 1: Go down Queen Street and give it to the homeless.
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  Speaker 1: Go over to the Bloody York and City Mission keys E, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and give them a million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: One hundred percent. Actually, And I agree with you much.
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  Speaker 1: But I do find that sort of stuff fascinating because
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  Speaker 1: I go, God, I wonder how many any of those
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  Speaker 1: bastards they because they are like Casy were saying, really
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  Speaker 1: fucking flash cars.
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  Speaker 3: I did used to work for a flash car dealership
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  Speaker 3: down in Chrish it's my name names but you know,
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  Speaker 3: you know, no.
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  Speaker 2: There's more than one action.
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  Speaker 1: Is it on a corner?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a big corner.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone gets it wrong. Okay, it's not that one. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: it's very similar to that one. You'd be surprised at
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  Speaker 3: how much product they move. I mean, I was working
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  Speaker 3: down there. It was post earthquakes, so a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people were suffering, but there's a lot of businesses made
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  Speaker 3: a lot of money during earthquakes. Yes, a lot of
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  Speaker 3: money floating around there was.
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  Speaker 2: And also what's the commission on some of the used
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  Speaker 2: car what's your commission? My commission?
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  Speaker 3: Back in the day, it would start at one hundred
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  Speaker 3: dollars a car and I would have a target of
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  Speaker 3: fifteen in a month, and as soon as I hit that,
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  Speaker 3: then it would go up. And then there's like if
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  Speaker 3: you finance x amount then you'd get a cut of that,
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  Speaker 3: and if you get like paying protection windows, and then
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  Speaker 3: you get a cut of that.
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  Speaker 2: And that's that's on top of your gallery, on top
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  Speaker 2: of the salary, which is it wasn't it wasn't live.
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  Speaker 2: We called it a showing up to work fee. I
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  Speaker 2: did have wish name, I can't quite remember it.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, you net. It was shit.
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  Speaker 3: It was awful even by Australian standards.
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  Speaker 2: So you sit, you're on the salary, which is enough
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  Speaker 2: to get you by, it's enough to live on, and
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  Speaker 2: then you sell a car, you get one hundred bucks
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  Speaker 2: to begin with. And then if you upsell them, do
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  Speaker 2: you want us to tint it or whatever you should do?
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  Speaker 2: You want to finance it? You get and then so
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  Speaker 2: you could make maybe like what five hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it gets up, It gets up there a lot,
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  Speaker 3: like the percentages of just a changes so often. And
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  Speaker 3: then if you I think it's if we sold twenty
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  Speaker 3: cars in a month, which is a lot, that's fun,
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  Speaker 3: that's one a day, which is quite a bit, then
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  Speaker 3: you will get a cut of the profits overall. So
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  Speaker 3: I think it was like ten percent of the money
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  Speaker 3: in the cars, and that's when you really start.
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  Speaker 2: That I would hate a job. And there's so many
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  Speaker 2: people listening to this right now who'd be in the situation.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just glad I'm not where I had to sell
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  Speaker 2: or like do something in order to get I fucking
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  Speaker 2: love being on a salary like.
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  Speaker 1: I had that with Greenpeace, Green Pit.
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  Speaker 2: But even you, Jay's back in today where you had
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  Speaker 2: to go and get an acting job to get paid
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  Speaker 2: if you had to, you know what I mean, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: keep them firing. Well, you have to be well.
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  Speaker 1: With green Peace going door to door, that was a
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  Speaker 1: shitter and you'd get the subscription was twenty bucks to
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  Speaker 1: join up, and we got seven bucks of that, which
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  Speaker 1: is actually quite quite a good when you consider, But
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  Speaker 1: then you'd have to try and you get ten or
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  Speaker 1: fifteen subscriptions every day to make it worth your while.
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  Speaker 2: And to get fifteen that's asking two hundred people.
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  Speaker 3: And here is a numbers game you work out if
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  Speaker 3: I talked to this many people, how many of those
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  Speaker 3: do I sell to? I think it's like my rate
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  Speaker 3: name was like one of four, so you'd have to
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  Speaker 3: talk to four complete randoms and get turned down and
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  Speaker 3: one of them would be a sale.
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  Speaker 1: My hir rate was one and two, I think.
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  Speaker 2: But bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: I do not believe that I was a pretty good salesman.
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  Speaker 2: I would have loved to, like just go back in
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  Speaker 2: time and walk past you was you were working.
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  Speaker 1: For green Peace with my ponytail.
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  Speaker 2: The only story about you and Greenpeace I know is
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  Speaker 2: that you were inside that guy's house and got steam.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I did, and then he kicked me out because
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  Speaker 1: he would I wouldn't fuck off.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get the sale?
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  Speaker 1: No? I don't think I did it. But I drank
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  Speaker 1: about six or seven beersies and then He was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I think you should go now with it. Yeah, totally,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: Tilly, Hey, no, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys. My daughter's just mocking my insta post.
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  Speaker 2: Why because you did a post about the food you
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  Speaker 2: had today.
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  Speaker 1: Ha ha ha. It's such a dead thing to enjoy
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  Speaker 1: it is? Is it? What is?
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with it?
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  Speaker 1: Though?
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  Speaker 2: So I am a.
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  Speaker 1: Dead Okay, good idea, KESI.
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  Speaker 2: Hey listen to the Big Show four to seven weekdays
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  Speaker 2: radio heard Uki