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#241: Trick 'r Treat (2007) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? Charlie Brown's an asshole.
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  Welcome to What's Your Least Favorite Scary Movie?
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  The podcast where we talk about the good, the bad, the ugly and
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  the absurd, and all of our favorite family's favorite scary
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  movies. Because we believe every horror
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  movie Boo Boo Boo Boo. Every horror movie rightfully
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  has its fan base. Even if we don't always get it.
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  Even if we can't say it. Too, even if we can't speak.
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  My name is Travis. My name is Jesse and yay
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  Halloween. Yay Halloween if.
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  You are choosing to join us on our most favorite day of the
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  year. Thank you so very much.
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  Yeah. This is cool.
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  Yes, because it was we. We didn't pay attention to the
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  calendar and realized that we had five Thursdays in October,
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  one of them being Halloween. This is not a new movie, but
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  this is one we've been dying to talk about on the podcast
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  forever. Trick or treat?
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  Yeah, this is cool. Yeah, cuz we've seen this one.
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  So there was really no way for us to bring this up before with
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  our October format. So yeah, I'm glad that happened
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  because this one, yeah, it's fun.
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  Yeah. And I think this is our very
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  first episode that's ever come out on Halloween days.
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  Yeah, I. Think that's really fun?
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  Really excited. Very happy.
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  OK, before we get started, announcements budget to your
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  patrons. Yes, your bonus episode should
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  be out by now. Yeah, we just, we decided to
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  cover an episode, but a tree House of horror.
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  Yeah. Cuz why not?
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  That's so fun. It's a it's been a tradition for
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  both of us individually and then together for years to just
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  watch, especially the early seasons.
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  I like it, It's fun. I like that idea.
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  Jesse came up with that, so we did.
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  Tree House of Horror 2/3. 3/3 it was in.
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  Season 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah, 3. So yeah, go check that out if
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  you have access to our Patreon or if you're, you know, budget
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  to your bubbies on our Patreon. And also, don't forget about
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  Please. Yes, that's up now too.
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  Yes, should be finishing up today.
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  Yeah. So go ahead and get in there if
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  you haven't. Although if your budget here and
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  early, just one of the many perks of becoming a Patreon,
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  Bubby. Then you can vote now.
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  Yeah, probably. So do so do Yeah.
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  OK. After that, we've got our scream
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  screen we've got to catch up on. We're still not caught up.
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  We we went over the mountains. Well, up to the top of the
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  mountains. We visited family, is what
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  Jesse's trying to say. But yeah, so Travis.
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  'S family to be. Specific.
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  Yeah, which is in the mountains, so we're a little bit behind,
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  and we're still gonna be rattling some of these off next
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  week in November. Yeah, due to the nature of this
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  format where we record in advance, but up until now, we
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  left you guys off on the 18th, which is when Jesse did swat
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  their house. Yeah.
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  So I got the pick. Actually, it was Halloween 2018
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  because it had been a little bit since I'd seen that one and.
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  It still holds up. Really, really well.
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  And that's a really, really good Halloween movie.
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  It's such a good fucking movie. I just.
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  I felt more compelled to watch it after we got to meet James
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  Jude Courtney, yes, and I fully respect his Michael.
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  I think he's one of the best Michaels in the whole franchise.
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  Dude, he's just also a really cool guy.
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  He's a cool guy. They did a whole panel with all
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  of the shapes that were at Scare Fest this year.
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  They also did one with all the leather faces and Jason and they
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  didn't do a Jason panel. Yeah, they did.
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  I think they did, didn't they? They had them all there.
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  We didn't go to. It we didn't go to that one.
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  No, we missed that one. There were too many panels.
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  Yeah, there were a lot of panels.
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  It was a good time though. Yeah, it was really cool.
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  So after that it was Jessie's pick, which was a new pick.
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  Abigail, what's not to love? We've got Radio silence.
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  We've got Melissa Barrera. Fucking, I can't remember his
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  name. We've got a ballerina vampire.
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  Yeah, what's not the? Love what's Giancarlo Esposito
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  like there? It's a it's a solid cast, solid
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  premise. I enjoyed the heck out of it,
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  Travis, what did you think? I know you were mostly annoyed
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  because you felt like the trailers gave too much away.
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  It absolutely did. But you know, I go into movies
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  all the time knowing, like, the Rundown, like the premise and
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  the beats of them. And that doesn't take away the
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  enjoyment. I still had a lot of fun.
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  But yeah, if I had, like, actually went into this thing
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  blind, I think it would have been more rewarding.
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  OK. Because even the way that they
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  told the story, it was very much like, oh, you, you're not
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  supposed to know this. You know what I mean?
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  I. Don't know.
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  I'm pretty sure they they framed it in such a way where your
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  spoiler maybe, I don't know, cut this.
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  I already said it. Well, you're you're thinking
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  this supposed to be the dad the entire like for a long while
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  that they're afraid of and then like it's whatever.
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  That's another time for when we cover.
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  This yeah, cuz we will cover it because I greatly enjoyed it.
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  I liked it. I thought it was fun.
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  Vampire movies are a tough sell for me.
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  I had fun. So take that for what?
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  Yay what it's worth right there. So yeah, okay.
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  Then after that, it was my pick for a new movie and we had never
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  finished the Paranormal Activity series.
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  We forgot that there was the. Paramount One, the final
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  paranormal did not occur. Yeah.
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  Next of kin paranormal activity next of kin it's on paramount
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  plus if you have not seen it like us it they go to an Amish
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  place and if. You're wondering how, in fact
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  they incorporated cameras into an Amish farm.
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  Have No Fear, they will explain that almost immediately.
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  Yeah, it's actually interesting how they did it.
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  So I. It was a really interesting
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  twist for being in the twenty 20s.
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  Like, yeah, they modernized it. Yeah, they modernized it in a
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  way that I really appreciated. And also it wasn't like the
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  typical like, oh man, paranormal shit's happening.
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  Let's record around the house. I liked the spin that they took
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  with it. Yeah, it was a cool take.
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  Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
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  OK, so after that. It was my familiar pic and it
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  was influencer on Teddy Shudder. Yeah.
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  Yeah. I just really enjoy that movie.
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  I think it's fun. Yeah, chill.
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  Super chill. Super chill, super chill film,
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  which is very. Psychopath.
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  Yeah. He's going over there fucking
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  stealing people shit. I wouldn't mind seeing Cassandra
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  nod in more things cuz she also she was in It's a Wonderful
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  Knife last year too. She was married to Catherine
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  Isabel. Yeah, I'm surprised she's.
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  Yeah, I'm surprised she's not in more things.
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  Yeah, she's she's solid. I like her OK.
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  All right next was my familiar pick, which was Night of the
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  demons. We've talked about it on the
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  show back in the early days, yes, but it's a fun time.
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  It's still like I, I just bought the Screen Factory 4K over their
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  sale over the summer and this is the first time watching it and
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  yeah, it's really good. It's good.
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  I like it a lot. It's got like all of the cuts on
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  it always going to like international cuts, like all
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  kinds of. Yeah, they're not that.
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  Dressing different and never mind.
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  It's still cool. It is cool.
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  It's. Cool to say oh mom got the
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  international cut. Goal More.
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  You think of that, all of that, like you got to do like the
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  wretching too, whenever you're like I've got the Internet.
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  Well, you gotta be like pushing up your glasses.
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  Like you're like shoving your sizes.
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  Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
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  Like. Yeah, OK.
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  God, we're stupid. This is weird.
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  OK. We are recording so out of our
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  normal schedule. Things are weird right now.
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  Guys, it's fine. It's not fine.
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  No, we're actually gonna be taking a break to go eat dinner.
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  Yeah, between this right here. Hurry.
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  Let's go. I gotta go pick up food.
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  Next was a new one, and it's one I wanted to watch for a while.
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  Attacking the killer Donuts. But I wish the whole movie was
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  like a couple of really great scenes.
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  It seems like a premise that they just probably didn't have
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  the budget to carry through the way that would have been.
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  I I think that they made it how they wanted to.
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  If I were to guess, I thought that they were going for
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  intentionally stupid. Oh no, I those intentionally
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  stupid scenes, like where the Donuts are eating people, those
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  are fucking amazing. I like, I just wish that there
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  were more scenes that were like a little bit more over the top
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  because you have those really great moments.
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  But then I feel like the rest of it, like the pacing is just a
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  little bit. Off.
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  Yeah, a little bit. It felt like a full moon movie.
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  Yeah, to me. Yeah, big.
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  Time. Yeah, I could see that.
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  It's got kind of like that, the ginger dead man like.
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  Yeah, yeah, to it. Yeah.
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  All right. And then finally we wrapped up
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  where we currently are with my new pic which was Hatchet 3.
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  We had never seen that one. Actually, we did start watching
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  it together one time. I made it a lot further in there
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  than I really realized when we were watching it last night.
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  I've seen about half of it. You fell asleep almost
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  immediately. Yeah, I was going to say I must
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  watch it falling asleep right away.
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  Not because it wasn't good, but because it was late at night.
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  Yeah, actually 90% of these movies we've been talking about,
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  we fell asleep. Yeah.
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  Watching. Not all of them, yeah.
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  But yeah, no, I, I liked it a lot.
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  I thought it was really good. That's like the only one that's
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  not directed by Adam Green. It feels like it's a franchise
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  that, like, gets better as it goes.
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  Like the more Adam Green gets into writing the characters and
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  the stories, the more he likes. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I like, I think they had a good spot with the first two,
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  and they're all really good after that.
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  Victor Crowley is kind of like by itself for me, for whatever
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  weird reason. That is weird.
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  I love it. Victor Crowley is the reason
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  that I was willing to give the first hatchet another chance.
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  Victor Crowley's good. I like it.
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  It's just there's something I guess.
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  Because it's not like in the same like weekend.
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  I guess it's part of it. Yeah.
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  No, no, no. I'll have to watch them all
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  again soon. All right?
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  All right. So that's where we are with our
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  screen. Screen.
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  So we'll update with the remaining 6 movies whenever we
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  return. Yep, next.
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  Week. All right.
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  And I don't have balls. I'm sorry again, two weeks in a
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  row, I'm kind of dropping the ball there.
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  But we've we've been busy, that's what.
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  It's like around Halloween. I think it's historically been
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  like this for us. And yeah, it's that plus all
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  like personal stuff too that has gotten in the way.
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  So I'm sorry if any of you actually enjoy those.
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  I don't know if anybody really cares about it or not.
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  But I think some people have fun, like debating.
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  I hope so. We see.
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  Some good, some good contributions.
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  But if not, we're getting right to the meat of it.
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  If you know that's what you prefer.
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  So right. Time to get get to the facts.
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  Let's do it show. Me the facts.
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  You show me the facts. I'll show you the facts, okay?
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  Okay. You wanna be weird about it?
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  Okay, So trick or treat? Its initial premiere was
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  December 9th, 2007 at the Butt Nummathon Film Festival.
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  Butt nummathon. Mm hmm, tell you hit her button
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  up there. Yep, you.
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  See that We said button nummathon?
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  It's just a weird, it's weird December for that.
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  It just doesn't feel right. Yeah, I can see that.
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  I can see that. So with this movie, it actually
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  got its first wider theatrical release on a limited run in
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  October of 2022. Yeah, we were there.
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  We were there. We were part of history, so we
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  watched it on our DVD, but it's currently available to watch on
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  Max, Philo, YouTube, Prime Time, YouTube TV Premium, Hulu
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  Premium, Prime Premium, Sling TV Premium, or you can rent it from
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  Google Play or Fandango at home. There's a new Aero 4K that you
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  just came out too, which is pretty fucking sweet.
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  That's awesome. Yeah, well, I'm jealous.
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  I wish we had it but. Very excited about that.
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  Yeah, me too. OK, so written and directed by
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  Michael Doherty. Music by Douglas Pipes, love
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  that name. Douglas Pipes.
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  Whose profession is as a composer?
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  I wish it was acapella. We're like on an organ.
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  Or on an organ? Yes, or bagpipes.
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  We're like a pan flute. Or pan flute.
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  Or all of them just. The possibility oldies are
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  endless. Great career choice, Douglas.
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  What do you name that band? Just pipes.
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  Just pipes. Just pipes.
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  That's that's what I want my acapella groups to be called.
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  Just pipes, yeah. OK, special effects makeup.
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  The head of the department was Bill Terzakis.
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  OK. Starring Quinn Lord as Sam and
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  Peeping Tommy, Peeping Tommy is the little boy in the costume
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  shop who's over listening. Oh really?
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  Same kid? Wow.
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  OK, Dylan Baker is Steven Wilcox, Anna Paquin is Lori,
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  Lauren Lee Smith is Danielle, Sam Todd is Rhonda and Brian Cox
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  as Mr. Krieg. Yeah, Travis, time for our
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  favorite game budget. Or bug Ted.
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  This strikes me as high bug Ted. Wrong.
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  Budget. Low budget.
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  No shit. How much?
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  12 mil Wow I know, good for them right?
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  This it just makes me question why they pushed it straight to
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  DVD. I don't have an answer for that,
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  but that wasn't the original plan.
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  Oh, no, no. OK, well then let's get into it.
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  What did it do? Gross, though we do have that
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  now. Right.
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  Well, no, not really. I don't have an opening box
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  office and the only worldwide gross I have is 1.1000 which I
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  feel like is probably not correct.
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  No. Even though it's run was limited
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  a couple years ago, I feel like it probably should have grossed
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  more than that. So I think the data I was
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  looking at just wasn't up to date.
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  Yeah, it's got to be the case because it's grown into like a
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  cult favorite. Yeah, there was a audience for
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  that there. That amount doesn't even feel
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  correct for like home sales. Yeah.
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  So yeah, it's not. Yeah.
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  So that's, that's a bit weird. I I want to I I don't fully
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  trust those numbers. Yeah, I want the real numbers.
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  That's what I have. I I have another number for you
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  though. OK, It's an IMDb score.
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  Oh, I. Bet it's high. 6.7.
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  Hey, that's really. Good yes very happy to see the
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  scores like that. For a little cult classic like
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  this. I did pull 3 movies from 2007
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  and I picked a theme. OK, the theme is follow the
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  fucking rules. Follow the fucking rules.
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  Perfect. Hold on.
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  OK, I saw. It's gotta be in there.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  Do you remember which one? Yeah, that would be 675. 4.
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  Oh yeah, saw 3D was 2002. Yep, Yep.
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  Saw Four released October 26th, 2007.
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  Budget of 10 million, worldwide gross of 139 million, and an
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  IMDb score of 5.9 out of 10. If you don't remember which one
• 15:27
  Saw 4 is first of all, you can listen to all of our SAW
• 15:30
  coverage. Yeah, but second of all, it's
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  the one immediately after. Slow ass motherfucking Jeff had
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  three hours to get through a single warehouse and Detective
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  Rig had 45 minutes to make his way through the city of
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  Sawville. That's it.
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  Yeah, that's the one with the rig running around town.
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  Yep, Yep. OK, Second movie.
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  So obviously follow the rules and saw.
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  Makes sense. Yes, right.
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  Yeah. Second movie, Paranormal
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  Activity. The rules of paranormal.
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  Yeah, don't. Don't fuck with the Ouija.
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  Board. Yes, exactly, Mika.
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  OK. So that premiered at Screamfest
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  Film Festival on October 14th, 2007.
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  Budget of 15,000, worldwide gross of 130 a 193,000,000.
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  Till as old as time. That's how we got bum house
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  films. That is, yeah.
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  IMDb score of 6.3 out of 10. Yeah, it's still a good movie.
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  Hey, what's up? OK, the last one.
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  OK. Stuck.
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  Man, what's the rules for that? Don't drive drunk.
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  I thought you were going to say look both ways before you cross
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  the street. I'm not about victim blaming
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  here. But it's true.
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  It's not. I'm not blaming her for getting
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  stuck in the person's windshield.
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  It was a man that got stuck. Oh yeah, I don't blame him for
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  getting stuck in the woman's windshield.
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  It's just that's the rule you that that's instilled in you as
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  a kid. It should also be insulted in
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  you as a kid not to drink and drive.
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  That's true too. Yeah, and also not try and hide
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  A catastrophic accident by bringing the car with the body
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  still attached into your garage. She slowly bleeds out.
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  God. Very good movie, very upsetting,
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  very real story. Yes, the whole thing is really
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  fucked up and really tragic. I think I remember John
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  Dunsworth. Jim Leahy's in that, too.
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  Yes, cuz I'm pretty sure it was a fairly Canadian film.
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  It is absolutely. So that premiered at the Fantasy
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  Film Festival on August 1st, 2007.
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  Budget of 5 million worldwide Gross of 151,000.
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  IMDb score 6.5 out of 10. Oh, that's good.
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  I didn't expect it to be that. I yeah, I liked it a lot.
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  It's on Shudder if anybody wants to watch it.
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  Yes it is, and like I said, it's a good movie.
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  It is one fuck of a bummer though.
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  Actually, they, I remember they kind of turned into like a dark
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  comedy. Yes they do, but that I have
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  weird feelings about. I have weird feelings about the
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  true crime stuff in general. Yeah, true.
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  And I don't know, the whole thing is just really messed up.
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  It is it's it's a good. Movie.
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  Yeah. Yeah, it is OK.
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  OK, so now it's time for tagline.
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  All right. And I was losing my mind writing
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  these down because I was like, I swear we have talked about these
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  before. I don't remember the context
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  that we might have talked about these are.
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  They like generic that they could apply to a lot of movies.
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  This first one. Poison, drowning claw or knife.
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  So many ways to take a life. Whoa, I like that.
• 18:46
  We definitely talked about it. Maybe it was on like one of our
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  bonus episodes for Patreon, like a tagline game.
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  We did do one of those, yeah. It could be.
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  I don't know that. Stuck out to me so much.
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  But yes, so many ways to take a knife.
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  We do have poison, we do have drowning, we do have clows and
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  we do have knives. So.
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  Who drowns? The kids.
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  They don't. Oh, yeah.
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  And the flashback. Yeah, yeah.
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  OK, Yeah. If you don't follow the rules
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  tonight, you won't live to see you tomorrow.
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  Nay, that's true. I here's the thing though, is
• 19:24
  that with that for some reason I went learn your.
• 19:26
  Rules. You better learn your rules.
• 19:29
  If you don't, you'll get eaten in your sleep.
• 19:32
  It's eaten in your sleep. I like I combined one of his
• 19:38
  other interests into it. Better watch out.
• 19:42
  I'm telling you why Sam's coming to town.
• 19:56
  That was so anticlimactic. I want.
• 19:59
  To see how beautiful your. Sound waves.
• 20:02
  Oh, it just like reflects how I have a weird like where I laugh
• 20:07
  the cow. I'm kind of like the cow when I
• 20:09
  laugh. Yeah, it was like a it's like,
• 20:15
  hey, can we maybe make it sound like a Christmas Jingle and the
• 20:18
  other person's like, how's that? One go.
• 20:21
  Yeah, don't. Cry Sam, we'll be here.
• 20:25
  Like they, like, bust down Michael Doherty's door.
• 20:28
  Like we got it, it's going in December.
• 20:32
  Get a new tagline now. Now.
• 20:39
  We're like, it's, you know how sometimes you wake up in the
• 20:41
  middle of the night, you have to make a note to yourself, but
• 20:44
  it's like barely legible? I love that tag.
• 20:49
  I'm so fucking dumb. I just like you sound like I.
• 20:54
  It's like you read it. So disappointed.
• 20:56
  Thank you, this is so funny. Well, because I knew ahead of
• 21:01
  time it wasn't going to fit the cadence of the song, so I was
• 21:03
  really trying to keep myself from doing that.
• 21:07
  My God that was awesome man. Was that?
• 21:10
  Is that the last one you said? No, unfortunately we're not
• 21:13
  ending on the. High shit, OK.
• 21:16
  They were started to protect us. OK.
• 21:24
  The rules, I take it? Yes.
• 21:26
  OK. Yeah, Yeah, OK.
• 21:30
  I got a few fun facts. OK, a handful.
• 21:32
  So there's a precursor to this movie, and it's a short animated
• 21:36
  film called Season's Greetings, and it follows young Sam being
• 21:40
  stalked on Halloween. Oh wow, an animated film?
• 21:43
  Really. Yeah, so he, like Michael
• 21:46
  Doherty. He's honestly, he's kind of a
• 21:48
  nerd, like about comic books and stuff.
• 21:51
  He's also worked on the X-Men franchise.
• 21:53
  Yeah, I noticed that comics were, I mean, they're kind of a
• 21:56
  thing in this right here, too. Yeah.
• 21:57
  Yes, the Halloween school bus massacre initially was supposed
• 22:01
  to take place in a graveyard instead of down by a lake in a
• 22:05
  quarry, and it was gonna be that the kids were luring the girl to
• 22:09
  play with them. But it turns out all of them
• 22:11
  were dead all along. That's kind of cool too.
• 22:14
  That he felt that that trope was kind of like overplayed at that
• 22:18
  point, so they ended up going with a different direction.
• 22:23
  I like that. Yeah.
• 22:24
  I like the story we end up getting for the kids.
• 22:26
  It's like, it's tragic, but also.
• 22:29
  It's tragic, but it also comes back to the whole point of like,
• 22:32
  respecting the traditions and why they exist in the first
• 22:36
  place. Also they have some of my
• 22:39
  favorite masks. Like that's like the cool kid
• 22:42
  mask bust right there. It's like they were too cool for
• 22:47
  all the other kids with their masks.
• 22:48
  Sort of like we gotta like isolate.
• 22:49
  Them the one, the paper bag with the realistic teeth on it?
• 22:52
  Yeah, it's like he was there before fuglers came around.
• 22:56
  Yeah, he was. He knew what was coming.
• 22:57
  Yeah. No, they were.
• 22:58
  They were really good. I like.
• 23:00
  Them Yeah, yeah. This was filmed in Vancouver, so
• 23:04
  we have another very Canadian movie originally planned in
• 23:08
  October 2007 release date, but in September 2007 it was
• 23:13
  announced it was going to be pushed back after it ran through
• 23:16
  the festival circuit. It ended up being released to
• 23:19
  home DVD instead of having a theatrical run.
• 23:22
  That's crazy. So that that tells me that it
• 23:24
  didn't impress in the the festival run.
• 23:28
  I like, I, I have no clue. I didn't get anymore because
• 23:31
  this is all from an interview with Michael Doherty with the
• 23:34
  Nerdist. So he didn't like clarify
• 23:38
  anymore, just that he was really bummed out it didn't get a
• 23:41
  theatrical run back in the day. That's a testament to how good
• 23:44
  this movie is, though. How like it's?
• 23:47
  It's staying power, people are still talking about it and it
• 23:49
  was enough that like it got a run 15 years later despite never
• 23:56
  having an initial run and people showed up for.
• 23:59
  It not only that, I mean when we were visiting like my parents
• 24:05
  this weekend, we had our nephews there and they were playing Call
• 24:07
  of Duty. Sam is a character in Call of
• 24:09
  Duty right now. That's.
• 24:11
  It's wild. It was cool.
• 24:13
  I was like, oh dude, that's Sam. Like I'm like, I had something
• 24:17
  of his. I don't know.
• 24:17
  I was like, that's fucking awesome.
• 24:19
  Like, I can't believe that they actually have him in that.
• 24:21
  That's the big thing. He's like he's become a
• 24:23
  Halloween icon. Yes, absolutely.
• 24:26
  And you'll you'll see multiple Sam's every year at Scarefest.
• 24:29
  Yeah. So if you're curious why this
• 24:33
  particular one was set in Ohio and it was because Ohio quote
• 24:38
  couldn't be more normal in both good and bad ways.
• 24:43
  And that's just how we're going to start describing Ohio from
• 24:46
  that one. You know, if I were, I wouldn't
• 24:49
  be mad about that. You could be someone of the
• 24:52
  other states to get shit on all the time.
• 24:54
  I'm not going to shit on them just because I don't want to
• 24:56
  shit on them. So he decided that Sam
• 25:00
  absolutely had to be played by a child.
• 25:02
  Because of the way children move, there's like a freeness, a
• 25:05
  looseness, a floppiness to them. Also, aren't fully developed, so
• 25:10
  there's something unique about that.
• 25:11
  Yes, exactly. And this was at the point in the
• 25:14
  interview when an interviewer was asking, you know, why not
• 25:17
  hire a little person actor, you know, And he's like, well, we
• 25:20
  did for the stunts because we wanted to keep Sam's safety or
• 25:23
  the kids, Quinn's safety in mind at all times.
• 25:28
  But, you know, ultimately he had to have like that little kid
• 25:31
  movement about him. So it was very important for him
• 25:33
  to be there for and he was there for like 90% of it.
• 25:36
  OK, that's good. Yeah, that's cool.
• 25:38
  That's a nice detail. So he sees all of the
• 25:41
  merchandising and licensing requests like all of that stuff
• 25:43
  goes through him. So if you see licensed,
• 25:45
  officially licensed trick or treat stuff out there, it's
• 25:50
  because he has signed off on it. And he said his favorite, or one
• 25:54
  of his favorite, is the Spirit Halloween dog costume.
• 25:58
  Dude, we saw that last year. Yeah, that's so cool.
• 26:02
  I like that. Yeah, he's all over Spirit
• 26:04
  Halloween right now. I've saw those costumes out
• 26:07
  there and. Then one final thing, he wanted
• 26:10
  to show like the different celebrations that are available
• 26:14
  for Halloween and how we celebrate them at our different
• 26:17
  stages in life, which is why you see like those different ages
• 26:20
  all throughout this. You know, we've got the kids,
• 26:22
  we've got the young adults, we've got the middle-aged adults
• 26:24
  who got the older adults. You've got all of that.
• 26:28
  And he said something he would like to explore if any sequels
• 26:31
  were to come about is in different locations because he's
• 26:34
  like, you know, a celebration in Ohio is going to be very
• 26:37
  different than say, like New York City or like even a
• 26:41
  completely different one country, for example, like.
• 26:44
  Yeah, Yeah. That's true.
• 26:46
  That's actually really interesting.
• 26:47
  I never picked up on that before.
• 26:49
  Yeah, when he said that or when he said that, when I read that,
• 26:52
  I was like, wow, that makes a lot of sense, actually thinking
• 26:55
  about the different stories we're getting.
• 26:57
  And I feel like that's part of the reason why this, like, has
• 27:00
  such a cozy feel to it for a Halloween movie, because you're
• 27:03
  like, you can relate two points of it at any point in your life.
• 27:08
  Yes. Yeah, that's really awesome.
• 27:10
  Yeah, that's what a smart way to do that.
• 27:12
  Yeah, for sure. So yeah, those are my fun facts.
• 27:15
  Cool. That was really cool.
• 27:17
  Yeah, I especially liked the thing about the dog.
• 27:20
  Yeah, me too. OK, so you know what that.
• 27:24
  Means good, bad, ugly and absurd.
• 27:26
  Yep, and you kick it off house. All right, well, this movie is.
• 27:33
  It's just, it's so good at capturing the vibe of this time
• 27:38
  of year. You get the like the fall feel
• 27:41
  of it right there. I love Sam as a character.
• 27:45
  I love having this little tiny killer that like his weapons are
• 27:50
  also related to the holiday. Like he's got candy that he got
• 27:53
  from trick or treating and it's a pumpkin and he just takes a
• 27:55
  bite of it and it's his fucking knife now.
• 27:58
  Yes, that's so creative. Anthology movies don't normally
• 28:03
  flow this well, but this movie is so well put together.
• 28:09
  Like you have so many different stories going on simultaneously.
• 28:13
  Like it's not like it's taken its turn.
• 28:14
  Like here's this story and then here's this story.
• 28:16
  You're getting pieces of each story in all of the other
• 28:19
  stories. So you're like.
• 28:20
  And it would be hard to call any one of them a wrap around,
• 28:22
  really, Yeah, because the closest would be like Emma and
• 28:25
  Henry at the beginning because they, but they just kind of like
• 28:28
  pop up in between yeah, segments.
• 28:29
  Yeah, that's true. But yeah, like, I think that's
• 28:32
  really that's, that's like a testament to how well written it
• 28:36
  is because it's just like constantly moving and like
• 28:40
  there's always somebody from one of the other stories going on
• 28:44
  that's like in the other person's stories too.
• 28:47
  So everything is like really well connected.
• 28:49
  It's really well told, comes together perfectly in the end.
• 28:56
  I don't know, I like it. It's just like a fun movie, man.
• 28:58
  Like I remember watching it back whenever like I had to rent this
• 29:01
  thing on like the Netflix DVD service and I was blown away
• 29:05
  with it by. Yes, kids, Once Upon a time,
• 29:07
  Netflix was a host for physical media.
• 29:11
  Yeah, I remember my mind was blown whenever they started
• 29:14
  streaming shows. Like you can do that.
• 29:16
  Like this won't last, yeah. I was super on board with it,
• 29:20
  but yeah, no, it's really cool. Like, I don't know, this is a
• 29:23
  special movie. It obviously does a good job
• 29:26
  catching people's just capturing the spirit everybody can relate
• 29:31
  to. Like we said, it's just it's
• 29:33
  really well told. It's not scary, but I don't feel
• 29:37
  like this is, this is a good one that you can show to your
• 29:39
  family. Like I want to show this to the
• 29:42
  children in our family because I feel like that's a good one to
• 29:47
  like welcome them into this type of thing because it doesn't go
• 29:51
  hard. There are some scenes like when
• 29:55
  we get the adult stories, yes, we get some porn playing in one
• 29:58
  of them in fact, but not too bad.
• 30:02
  Other than that, everything. Yeah, nothing as intense as
• 30:05
  you're gonna see in other adult level horror movies.
• 30:10
  This is a good like gateway movie for for kids.
• 30:13
  It's also a good one to like, introduce, like the respect of
• 30:16
  the holiday. Like motherfuckers, This is why
• 30:18
  you should respect Halloween. This is why Halloween's awesome.
• 30:21
  Yeah, It isn't just about like, I mean, obviously the candy is
• 30:24
  great and awesome, but it's really cool to know where these
• 30:26
  traditions come from and like have a little bit of respect for
• 30:29
  that. Yeah.
• 30:31
  So yeah, that's my good stuff. What about you?
• 30:33
  My God, I just think it's such a watchable movie.
• 30:36
  Like it's so much fun and it's so rewatch able as well because
• 30:40
  there's something new that you find every single time.
• 30:42
  Yeah, you pointed out to me. I think it was the howling.
• 30:46
  Yeah, that happens when they're going down the elevator.
• 30:50
  Yeah, I never picked it up that that was the the werewolf's.
• 30:55
  Yeah. Yeah, that was so cool.
• 30:57
  Yeah, I I really do pick up something new just about every
• 30:59
  single time I watch this. Yes, I think the cast is
• 31:03
  phenomenal. I didn't even list like all of
• 31:05
  them, but like Emma, just the the robot lady who's grumpy
• 31:08
  about her decorations, that's Leslie Bibb.
• 31:10
  That's a known name. You know what I mean?
• 31:13
  Like who's Leslie Bibb? She's been hold on, I believe.
• 31:17
  Is it with a girl in the opening?
• 31:18
  Yeah, she did look familiar to me.
• 31:23
  So did the guy, too. The guy kind of looked like a
• 31:25
  discount Michael Fassbender. She's been an Iron Man, law
• 31:31
  abiding citizen. She's going to be in the new
• 31:33
  season of The White Lotus. So she's been, she's been in
• 31:38
  quite a few things, yes. Like I saw that and I was like,
• 31:40
  oh shit, I know that name. Cool.
• 31:42
  Yeah. I think the werewolf
• 31:45
  transformation scenes is like one of the tops in film history.
• 31:51
  It's really good. It's and it's not even just like
• 31:54
  the effects, although I do think the effects are cool.
• 31:56
  The way they get those different mid transformation shots.
• 31:59
  I think that's a really important piece in any werewolf
• 32:01
  transformation scene is to get the mid transformation shots.
• 32:04
  It's a key to it, really, to making a good one.
• 32:07
  Because werewolf movies are part creature, feature part body
• 32:10
  horror. Yeah, but it.
• 32:13
  It's also like the way the whole thing is shot, you're getting a
• 32:17
  whole group of them changing together.
• 32:21
  Fuck, Marilyn Manson is a person.
• 32:23
  But that, that needle drop there just works for me.
• 32:28
  And like Anna Paquin just like getting to be like, yeah, I'm
• 32:33
  not the damsel in stress here. And I just, I fucking love that
• 32:37
  scene. I get goosebumps every time.
• 32:39
  I also really liked how they made her Little Red Riding Hood.
• 32:42
  It took me. More watches than I could,
• 32:45
  really. To admit.
• 32:46
  To catch on to like when her sister's like, it's tradition.
• 32:49
  Like I was like, oh, that's stupid.
• 32:50
  Yeah, I thought it was. Really cool, yeah.
• 32:53
  And that's another thing that their story is a lot more fun,
• 32:56
  like watching it back for like little, their double entendres
• 32:59
  throughout knowing that. You know.
• 33:01
  Yeah, yeah. So I just and the way the
• 33:05
  stories, like some of them have like a big impact on each other.
• 33:09
  Some of them don't really have much of an impact.
• 33:11
  They just cross paths at some point, which is very much like
• 33:15
  life. Yeah.
• 33:17
  So I think that that's really cool, and it's just an
• 33:19
  interesting way to tell an anthology story without it
• 33:22
  being, like you said, one then the other, then the other, then
• 33:24
  the other. Yeah, yeah, that takes some
• 33:26
  creativity to get it like that. Yeah, you have to be good at
• 33:29
  storytelling. Yeah, for sure.
• 33:30
  Yeah. Alright.
• 33:32
  Bad. Oh man, bad.
• 33:38
  God, this is a hard one for me to say anything bad about.
• 33:41
  That's because it does so many things.
• 33:43
  Well, I think it could have been interesting to have some more
• 33:50
  variety with the types of stories that they told, because
• 33:52
  they were all kind of like classic monster stuff.
• 33:57
  You know what I mean? You got vampires, werewolves and
• 34:00
  zombies. OK.
• 34:02
  Yeah, I think it would have been cool to have a grounded 1 like
• 34:04
  you know, you like a killer, which you mean you kind of do
• 34:06
  with the vampire one, but. I mean, I feel like that's.
• 34:09
  Yeah, I was going to say Steve Wilcox, like his.
• 34:12
  It's kind of like a killer, but he's also just a vampire.
• 34:15
  Or is he not? No, he's not.
• 34:16
  Really. A vampire.
• 34:17
  Yeah, I guess that's true. They will.
• 34:18
  He's just a serial killer. Yeah, but they play it as a
• 34:21
  vampire movie until the reveal of Yeah, him.
• 34:25
  Yeah, but like we've already seen.
• 34:26
  Him like actually just killing people and we know that he's
• 34:28
  been raising his son to do the same yeah see, I'm.
• 34:32
  I'm not a monster movie guy, it's just not my thing, despite
• 34:38
  doing scary fest trivia and getting monster for my category
• 34:41
  every single time. You could have been like the
• 34:43
  one. Guy that got zombie every single
• 34:45
  question. I would have gotten those
• 34:46
  though. Because I like zombies.
• 34:48
  But the yeah, it's just. I I think it could have been
• 34:51
  cool to have more variety. I think like a ghost even could
• 34:54
  have been cool. Yeah, it would be fun to see.
• 34:56
  And I, I feel though I guess with Sam you get.
• 35:00
  The little like slasher icon story there too.
• 35:03
  But. And like, he's maybe a ghost.
• 35:06
  Sure. I guess.
• 35:07
  I don't know, but I'm thinking more traditional ghosts.
• 35:10
  OK, Yeah, I don't know. I mean, there's really, it's
• 35:12
  just like, if I'm going to say anything bad about this movie,
• 35:15
  I'm just being nitpicky, honestly.
• 35:18
  Yeah. Yeah, honestly, I'd say probably
• 35:22
  like, not that I don't want them to have the creature feature
• 35:28
  like iconic monster representation.
• 35:31
  It just really just makes me want more, want more, you know?
• 35:34
  What I mean like all of. The different possibilities
• 35:37
  'cause I didn't even make the connection before, like what you
• 35:39
  were saying about like, oh, we've got vampires and
• 35:42
  werewolves and zombies. Like he hit.
• 35:45
  The big one. So I think it would be fun to
• 35:48
  see different. Yeah, different.
• 35:51
  Things, yeah, that would be cool if there they were to do a
• 35:54
  sequel, yeah, like maybe touch on those.
• 35:57
  Yeah, that would be interesting. Ugly, ugly.
• 36:03
  Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, I guess probably the
• 36:08
  principal poisoning the kids candies.
• 36:10
  Yeah, that's kind of fucked up. I don't think he was
• 36:13
  specifically targeting the kid that dies on his steps, but he
• 36:18
  wasn't not targeting. Him he wasn't not but.
• 36:21
  You also got to think how many kids died that night.
• 36:25
  Like did. Like, yeah, you see the little
• 36:28
  one. Still handing out candy whenever
• 36:30
  he dies. Yeah.
• 36:32
  So, I mean, like, he's like, it's being distributed.
• 36:34
  Yeah. Yeah, it's that and.
• 36:37
  Also just the motherfucking and also like he goes out and he
• 36:39
  like. Actually bites a human woman.
• 36:41
  Yeah. Yeah, he does.
• 36:43
  Several bad enough. To make her like.
• 36:45
  Pool blood. Yeah.
• 36:47
  Like it's. Bad enough to make me think,
• 36:48
  damn that was actually a vampire.
• 36:51
  The only other thing I'll say is the fucking disrespect of
• 36:54
  Halloween. Every single story deals with a
• 36:57
  little bit of disrespect. Oh, OK.
• 37:00
  Yeah, I was like, how is this being disrespectful?
• 37:02
  I I see what you mean. It's not characters
• 37:03
  disrespecting. Yeah.
• 37:04
  Not they didn't. Do a bad job.
• 37:06
  They did a great job honoring it with the movie, but the
• 37:08
  characters themselves are being shitty.
• 37:10
  Yes yes yes. Except for maybe.
• 37:12
  The werewolves, I think that this might be their jam.
• 37:15
  Like Chanel, Oberlin. Halloween is my jam.
• 37:19
  Yeah, they're not killing. Good people, Jesse, or bad
• 37:23
  people they were killing. Steve Wilcox.
• 37:26
  He's a bad person, him and then the guy that's.
• 37:28
  Just the costume guy that got invited out by a pretty girl to
• 37:31
  go to a party. I do feel bad for him.
• 37:33
  He he seemed nice. Yeah, it just seemed like they
• 37:35
  kind of wanted. Us to think of like Randy Meeks
• 37:39
  with him, yeah. Maybe I got those vibes.
• 37:42
  I could see it. OK, what's your ugly?
• 37:45
  The very. Classic middle school bullying
• 37:48
  that they do of Rhonda. Oh yeah.
• 37:50
  I. Terrible flashbacks.
• 37:54
  Just what a bad time, yeah. Well, she gets the last laugh.
• 38:00
  She does, in fact. And.
• 38:02
  I'm very happy for her for that, but you know, that night is just
• 38:06
  going to be full of all kinds of trauma for her.
• 38:09
  She seems OK. Maybe she's just processing it
• 38:12
  at the end of the movie. Yeah.
• 38:13
  OK, absurd. Oh.
• 38:17
  Man. God.
• 38:18
  I didn't make my list this times.
• 38:19
  I like that the kid is dressed as his dad at the end of the
• 38:25
  movie for Halloween. Yeah, I thought that that was
• 38:28
  really funny. I also think it's really fucking
• 38:31
  absurd that the woman is trying to take down her Halloween
• 38:33
  decorations after coming home at night drunk on Halloween night
• 38:37
  where they're supposed to be at their most display.
• 38:40
  This is mine. This is my.
• 38:42
  Absurd because not only they're drunk, it's Halloween night,
• 38:46
  kids are still out trick or treating, but they put a lot of
• 38:49
  fucking effort into that display.
• 38:51
  SO1. Why would you take it down on
• 38:53
  Halloween 2? That shit like we know from
• 38:57
  experience, like it's a process taking that stuff down.
• 39:00
  Why are you going to do that in the middle of the night?
• 39:02
  You know those sheets are going to be damp and gross.
• 39:05
  Is it really funny that she's? Like, let me do this real quick,
• 39:08
  and then I'll come in there, put the tape on, we'll have some
• 39:11
  sex, and then, like, he goes up there.
• 39:14
  But that amount of shit that's in the yard, that's gonna take
• 39:17
  an hour. That's gonna take two hours.
• 39:19
  Yeah, especially by herself. He's gonna like, finish.
• 39:22
  Up there by himself and just be. No, he immediately fell asleep.
• 39:26
  He. Immediately fell asleep.
• 39:28
  He was awake. No, he.
• 39:29
  Was asleep, he. Woke up.
• 39:30
  He only woke up because the static came at the end of the
• 39:32
  tape, not him. OK, true.
• 39:36
  So, yeah, so we're in agreement with the absurd there.
• 39:40
  OK, All right. It's a time to rate it Yes.
• 39:43
  Well, just do like a nine and a half you.
• 39:49
  Doing full ten, yeah, yeah, that was awkward.
• 39:54
  All right. So I guess we was three average
• 39:58
  of 9.75. Well.
• 40:01
  Swaney put me up the 10. I didn't think I was going to
• 40:04
  have to. I'm not adequately prepared for
• 40:06
  this. Well, see, The thing is, I was.
• 40:07
  Thinking about, I was like, you know what, I kind of do want
• 40:10
  some more variety with the, I don't know, with the story types
• 40:13
  that we you talk to yourself into being.
• 40:15
  Grumpy about it. I'm not grumpy about it at all.
• 40:17
  I still love it. You're .5 grumpy about it.
• 40:20
  Make me a. Full.
• 40:21
  Make me complete and. What?
• 40:25
  That's never been said before. Make me complete and because I.
• 40:30
  I don't know that this is fully English.
• 40:33
  You decide, people. OK, let's get.
• 40:37
  Into this thing. It starts off with the trick or
• 40:41
  treat. Guideline.
• 40:41
  Yes, yes. Yeah, it's like a little
• 40:43
  opening. Snippet where the people are
• 40:45
  just like telling you the rules like this is what you need to do
• 40:48
  on trick or treat. I wrote trick or treat.
• 40:50
  Rules. And I couldn't tell if it meant
• 40:52
  like rules or like, yeah. Yeah, trick or treat.
• 40:55
  Yeah, that's actually. Good 3.
• 40:58
  Ways like trick or treat rules. So like the guidelines, trick or
• 41:02
  treat rules, this movie rules or trick or treating rules?
• 41:06
  Yes. Yeah.
• 41:07
  Which one is it? All three?
• 41:09
  All three. So a couple comes home.
• 41:12
  The wife, I believe her name is Emma, is really annoyed and she
• 41:16
  just, we never really get full resolution on why she's annoyed.
• 41:20
  It just seemed like she didn't like being around drunk people
• 41:23
  on Halloween, which if you're going out in public on
• 41:25
  Halloween, you're going to be around drunk people.
• 41:26
  To be fair, I think in a lot. Of the scenes that we see, they
• 41:29
  are like constantly bumping into people downtown, so I could see
• 41:33
  her getting annoyed at that. Maybe it was the costume that.
• 41:35
  She was annoyed about. I can see that too.
• 41:36
  They had. Very big costumes, Yeah,
• 41:39
  especially her. Like she had the.
• 41:41
  He's like a Teletubby. Yeah.
• 41:43
  So she wants to take down the decorations, but her husband's
• 41:47
  like, no, like, you know, there's rules about this.
• 41:50
  You got to the same as Henry. Henry.
• 41:51
  Yes. You got to keep this stuff up.
• 41:54
  It's like, you know, ancient tradition, warding off the
• 41:57
  spirits, confusing them, yadda, yadda, yadda.
• 41:59
  And she goes, listen, you're lit.
• 42:02
  I'm lit. The pumpkin doesn't need to be
• 42:03
  lit. Also, my mom's coming in the
• 42:06
  morning. You know how she feels about
• 42:08
  stuff like this. What?
• 42:09
  Halloween. Yeah.
• 42:10
  Decorations. What is?
• 42:11
  I don't know. Probably both, yeah.
• 42:13
  Sam's watching. From across the street, though,
• 42:15
  you can see like the little sack.
• 42:18
  Yeah, it's not. Really.
• 42:20
  It really works out that his holiday is Halloween, because
• 42:24
  that motherfucker's not blended in any other day of the year.
• 42:27
  Yeah, he's not. Got the.
• 42:29
  Incognito skills, no. And if you take a.
• 42:31
  Little sack off. It's just a pumpkin.
• 42:33
  So, yeah, yeah. All right, so, yeah, she.
• 42:36
  Begins tearing down the decorations outside while he
• 42:38
  goes up and puts on a porn tape. And I made one.
• 42:42
  Of my stupidest jokes of all time and I referred to them as
• 42:46
  diegetic nipples. Diegetic nipples.
• 42:48
  That's true, I forgot about that.
• 42:52
  So she's taking down the the decorations and you can tell
• 42:55
  something bad is gonna happen. And she's like, you know,
• 42:57
  pulling down sheets from like, these little scarecrow stands
• 43:02
  they have. There's like, fake body parts
• 43:03
  hanging from trees. She's just kind of pulling them
• 43:05
  at random and you just feel the sense of something bad is gonna
• 43:09
  happen and eventually she pulls down a sheet jumps scare from
• 43:13
  behind her. Okay, cool, it's all good.
• 43:16
  And then Sam jumps out from the box.
• 43:18
  Yeah, I was gonna say from. Yeah, the little thing.
• 43:20
  Yeah, a little. Distraction right there.
• 43:22
  Yeah, yeah. And then so.
• 43:24
  Henry wakes up. He is not satisfied at all,
• 43:27
  other than maybe having had a little catnap and feeling better
• 43:30
  about his prospects with his wife.
• 43:32
  So he goes to check on her, cannot see her, does not notice
• 43:36
  that the appendages hanging from the tree are now much better
• 43:40
  quality and are actually. Dripping blood.
• 43:43
  And eventually he pulls off a sheet and finds her head with a
• 43:46
  gigantic lollipop shoved in to it.
• 43:51
  So that's what we get. This is Warren Valley, Ohio
• 43:56
  earlier that night. I like this opening here.
• 43:59
  'Cause we get the kid. That is like Smashing Pumpkins,
• 44:03
  if you will. I wrote me the.
• 44:06
  Kid thinks he's Billy Corgan. Yeah, and.
• 44:09
  The entire time he's walking down the sidewalk, he's bumping
• 44:12
  into all the characters for the stories that we're about to
• 44:14
  watch. Yeah.
• 44:14
  So, like, we've got the news. Reporter that's talking about
• 44:16
  the parade of festival that's going on downtown, and Laurie
• 44:19
  and her pack are in the costume shop.
• 44:22
  They're talking to each other between the dressing rooms about
• 44:25
  their various Halloween exploits over the years, and little Quinn
• 44:30
  Lord's mom gets upset that they're using such vulgar
• 44:33
  language around her baby. Yep.
• 44:36
  And Lori is a bit reluctant to come out after they've all
• 44:40
  stepped out to show off their dresses.
• 44:42
  She Here's the. Thing their hair is already done
• 44:46
  perfectly to suit these costumes which a couple.
• 44:50
  Of them are just. Headbands.
• 44:51
  But Danielle's is an elaborate fucking updo, yeah.
• 44:56
  I don't know, man. Don't know what to tell you.
• 44:58
  Part of the costume. Costume.
• 45:00
  Magic costume. Magic, yeah.
• 45:02
  I wonder if it affects her fur. That's a good question.
• 45:08
  These are the types of questions.
• 45:09
  Where wolf movies really need to be answering if we're playing by
• 45:11
  Twilight. Rules.
• 45:13
  That's why they have to cut their hair.
• 45:14
  Short when they turn, yes, because otherwise they're just
• 45:17
  going to be like giant air. Them shaggy dogs, Yeah.
• 45:20
  Yeah. So yeah, they are.
• 45:24
  They're just talking to Rob, saying like, you know, you'll
• 45:27
  get the boys, don't worry about it.
• 45:28
  Like you just got to be confident.
• 45:30
  And then they're checking out. And then I can't remember the
• 45:33
  names of them, though. Danielle, that's the.
• 45:34
  Sister, she invites the cashier to be her date to the party.
• 45:38
  Yeah. So.
• 45:40
  Now we. See the principal's house, we
• 45:43
  see Charlie is the kid. Yes, he's the one.
• 45:46
  He's just like walking down the sidewalk.
• 45:47
  He's pushing over your pumpkins and he's being a little shit.
• 45:50
  And then he comes across Principal Wilkins house, who
• 45:54
  encourages him to come up to his steps and get his candy.
• 45:58
  Yeah, I think he like. Stole.
• 46:00
  Multiple things of candy, right? And then he was going to walk
• 46:04
  away with it. Yeah, he was going to be.
• 46:05
  Because Wilcox had left like a big bucket of candy on on the
• 46:11
  front porch and he was just gonna basically take all of it.
• 46:13
  Real Dick move. What happened to the honor
• 46:15
  system? This kid fucking sucks.
• 46:17
  So. He like saw some.
• 46:19
  He's like, well, first of all, Candy's not good for your
• 46:21
  diabetes, Charlie. Do you think?
• 46:26
  He actually knows that he probably does since he's the
• 46:29
  principal, but so that's what the fucking like.
• 46:31
  Yeah, that's brutal, man. Well, 'cause like I mean if the
• 46:34
  diabetes. Thing is real then he probably
• 46:36
  has to have like a signed note in like a prescription Yeah,
• 46:39
  you're right yeah like. Insulin or anything poor.
• 46:43
  Kid. So yeah, he's like.
• 46:45
  Also, he's supposed to only take one piece of candy, so he like,
• 46:47
  only hands him one candy bar. Yeah, so he eats the candy bar
• 46:52
  and he sits there and carbs a. Pumpkin while Charlie is eating
• 46:55
  it and he's talking about like the purpose of things like Jack
• 47:00
  O lanterns and he's like, you know they're there to protect
• 47:02
  us. They confuse the spirits.
• 47:04
  He's like, you know what another good tradition is?
• 47:08
  Check in your candy. Always check your candy.
• 47:10
  I. Dude he like like half of the
• 47:13
  candy bar is off and there's a fucking blade like a full on
• 47:16
  knife. It was like a box cutter inside
• 47:19
  the chocolate bar. Bro.
• 47:20
  Is Charlie just inhaling this? Yeah, dude, yeah.
• 47:24
  It's kind of like the night of the demons thing where the guy
• 47:26
  eats the apple. Yeah, full of all the razors.
• 47:28
  I said that. I said that on Friday night.
• 47:30
  I was like this is. A real good double feature for
• 47:32
  us. Yeah, you're right.
• 47:33
  Yeah, Yeah. So.
• 47:34
  Charlie just starts vomiting up blood and Jesse almost got sick
• 47:38
  from this. It's, yeah, it's the vomiting
• 47:40
  sound. I'm a sympathetic vomiter.
• 47:43
  It's a real problem in my life, yeah.
• 47:45
  So he just kills over, Yeah. And then so he is.
• 47:49
  Trying to bring Wilcox is trying to bring Charlie's body inside
• 47:52
  and trick or treaters appear while he is doing that and then
• 47:57
  some of the mean kids come up where Macy, Sarah and Chip and
• 48:03
  she asks. If.
• 48:04
  They can take one of his Jackal lanterns.
• 48:06
  It's a, it's a, what do they call it, I think, for UNICEF?
• 48:12
  No. What's the thing?
• 48:13
  Called I've got UNICEF written down.
• 48:14
  What's the thing where you look for a thing?
• 48:17
  You've got a list of things you need to find and you check
• 48:19
  scavenger hunt. Yes, that it's a.
• 48:21
  Scavenger. Hunt for UNICEF.
• 48:24
  I prefer she. Said it the way you said it.
• 48:26
  It's a thing where you find what you have need for UNICEF.
• 48:32
  Get it? Are we all on the same page?
• 48:34
  Do we? Do we get it?
• 48:35
  Do we get it? Meanwhile, Lori is still very
• 48:38
  nervous. She confesses she's virgin and
• 48:41
  wants her first time to be special.
• 48:42
  And it was like, Maria and Janet go talk to some of the cameramen
• 48:48
  and they're like, hey, come with us.
• 48:51
  And they tell her to play a little bit hard to get.
• 48:53
  So then she's left on her own, just kind of wandering around
• 48:56
  looking for a date and fuck her. She she could use some wing.
• 49:01
  Women. Yeah, she really does.
• 49:02
  That's what she needs. In this moment, yeah.
• 49:05
  Yeah. So Principal.
• 49:06
  Wilkins. Is it Wilkins?
• 49:08
  Wilkins. Yeah.
• 49:09
  Why have I been? Saying Wilcox.
• 49:11
  I wrote Wilcox on my notes. Jesus age.
• 49:14
  OK, it's definitely Wilkins. Check your sheet.
• 49:18
  I wrote. Wilcox.
• 49:19
  On my sheet. Am I wrong?
• 49:21
  No. Because I wrote Wilkins.
• 49:23
  On my notes. And I know my notes are right
• 49:25
  because I was writing those as I was hearing them.
• 49:27
  I was multitasking when I was writing by sheet last night.
• 49:32
  So Wilcox. Yeah.
• 49:34
  Wilkins. So Wilkins.
• 49:35
  Yeah. Steven Wilkins.
• 49:37
  Jesus, I'm sorry. Everybody that's been shouting
• 49:39
  at their whatever, they're listening on for the past 15
• 49:42
  minutes, you're sound device. Yeah.
• 49:44
  So, okay, Wilkins is dragging in the body of the kid and he's
• 49:49
  bringing them out into the backyard to bury him.
• 49:52
  Yep, on top of. Another body that's already in
• 49:54
  there. His son Billy is home.
• 49:56
  And I almost made this my alternate opening like, Daddy, I
• 50:01
  wanna go to the parade. Daddy, I'm gonna carve a.
• 50:04
  Jack O Lantern. Daddy, I wish mommy was still
• 50:07
  alive. Oh my God, this got dark right
• 50:09
  there. Yeah.
• 50:10
  So yeah, it's his son. He's like yelling from the
• 50:13
  upstairs. He's like, daddy, I thought we
• 50:15
  were going to carve pumpkins tonight.
• 50:17
  And he's like, I'll be in a minute, just.
• 50:19
  Watch Charlie Brown because Charlie Brown's an asshole.
• 50:23
  Then the neighbor's dog starts barking and he's trying to get
• 50:26
  him to stop because he doesn't, you know, want attention drawn.
• 50:29
  And then Mr. Creek comes out and he's all grumpy and yelling at
• 50:32
  Wilkins. Yeah, Wilkins through.
• 50:35
  The kids finger OK because he chopped it off with a shovel.
• 50:38
  Yeah, let's see then. He goes once he finishes up, he.
• 50:45
  Goes inside. He hears Krieg banging on his
• 50:49
  window, but he's still annoyed from him earlier, so he just.
• 50:53
  Like glares? And ignores yeah.
• 50:55
  And walks away. And then you see him get
• 50:57
  tackled. In the background and then he
• 50:59
  goes down to the basement. With Billy and he's got a knife
• 51:02
  behind his back and he comes up behind Billy and we just see him
• 51:07
  slam the knife down, but it's actually in Charlie's head and
• 51:12
  Billy. I.
• 51:13
  Almost feel like this kids dialogue was completely
• 51:15
  improvised and they're like just keep emphasizing that you need
• 51:18
  help with the eyes because he goes just.
• 51:21
  Make sure to help. Me with the eyes.
• 51:24
  We get kids trick or. Treating at Miss Henderson's
• 51:27
  house. I love that this is a scene
• 51:30
  alone that I find a new thing to look at every single time.
• 51:33
  So she's clearly a teacher at the school and she has invited
• 51:36
  other teachers such as Coach Taylor, and they're having a
• 51:39
  very. Cult of Dionysus.
• 51:47
  Kind of Halloween party. And she like, she's in Kitty cat
• 51:52
  lingerie and she's like, you wanna drink?
• 51:57
  And Sarah first is like, OK, I like Sarah.
• 52:01
  Yeah, I like that too. I haven't ridden as, let's see
• 52:05
  costume grinding hot dog butt. Fucking Coach Taylor was in a
• 52:10
  hot dog. Costume butt fucking a pig, yes.
• 52:15
  Yeah, that's so weird. Yeah, it's.
• 52:17
  I don't, I don't know. I'm.
• 52:20
  Speechless. And this isn't butt hugging.
• 52:22
  In a derogatory. Kind of way like he.
• 52:26
  Literally was like thrusting up against him and.
• 52:29
  It's a quote from the movie, yeah.
• 52:32
  Yeah, so that's there. There's like, I don't know, it's
• 52:35
  a wild kind of Halloween party. Yeah.
• 52:37
  It just feels like one of those like.
• 52:38
  Things that like that's going to scar the kids.
• 52:41
  Like I can't imagine like if I saw one of my teachers having
• 52:44
  one of those parties, I'm just like picturing being one of the.
• 52:46
  Extras that like, you hear about a movie being filmed, you get to
• 52:51
  be in a pretend, a Halloween party.
• 52:53
  Yeah, I'm thinking. Yeah.
• 52:56
  I want to sign up for that. And you get there and you find
• 52:59
  out you're doing an. Orgy.
• 53:03
  OK, at least they got my costumer.
• 53:06
  Yeah, got my hot dog. Yeah.
• 53:09
  OK, so. Then they stop and pick up
• 53:11
  Rhonda, who had all of the Jack O lanterns they needed.
• 53:15
  Yeah, holy shit, she's got like 20.
• 53:16
  In her front yard, all that she's carved herself.
• 53:19
  Very impressive. I truly.
• 53:21
  Here's the thing. I truly refuse to believe
• 53:24
  anybody's actually good at carving Jack O lanterns.
• 53:27
  I've never witnessed it personally.
• 53:29
  I only ever see it in like staged photos and movies.
• 53:34
  Yeah some. Sometimes it gets super
• 53:35
  elaborate. Yeah, like I just and we.
• 53:38
  Haven't done it together ever. Really.
• 53:41
  Because you're allergic? We can try.
• 53:44
  We tried it one. Time but.
• 53:46
  You got seeds everywhere, yeah. It just wasn't a good time.
• 53:49
  Yeah, the painting's. Better for us.
• 53:52
  It's just I just refuse to believe.
• 53:55
  I refuse to believe. It's tough.
• 53:57
  It's really tough. I've never.
• 53:58
  Had a good time doing it and if they do do it.
• 54:01
  Then I feel like maybe there's like special tools or something.
• 54:05
  Yeah, you definitely need. You can't do just like a.
• 54:06
  Standard kitchen knife that's not even those like fakey like.
• 54:10
  Walmart 497 Jacqueline and carving kit.
• 54:13
  Yeah, yeah, like I feel like you have to go like to the hobby
• 54:17
  store. Yeah, it's got to be special
• 54:19
  quality tools, all right. So.
• 54:23
  They are now heading towards. Well, first we stop.
• 54:28
  By the parade. Again, real quick, just to pop
• 54:29
  in, yes, we see a couple. Making out in.
• 54:32
  The alley And this character's name is Allie Yeah and I was
• 54:37
  like, is it because she died in an alley?
• 54:39
  I can't see any other reason why I.
• 54:41
  Would I love that? Yeah, I think that's.
• 54:43
  Perfect for you. So the man that is kissing.
• 54:45
  Her ends up biting her, and she's pooling blood.
• 54:48
  And so she rushes to the crowd for help.
• 54:50
  And they all think that she's just drunk.
• 54:52
  And then he finishes her off and leaves her on the sidewalk.
• 54:55
  His decoration. Yeah.
• 54:56
  Just like I know you did last summer.
• 54:58
  Yeah, yeah. That's a pretty I.
• 55:00
  Like, you know, you're right. No, no, I realize that this is
• 55:02
  like a serial killer thing, like I've always thought of as a
• 55:05
  vampire thing because of the biting, but yeah, yeah, no, he's
• 55:08
  like straight up killing this person.
• 55:10
  What is Halloween like for you man?
• 55:12
  Like you just go outside and you're like, it's pretty
• 55:15
  terrifying. Yeah, you never know what's
• 55:18
  coming at you when our nephews jumped out at.
• 55:20
  You this weekend would be like oh man, real life killer clowns.
• 55:24
  Kiss, I'm dead. That was for them.
• 55:29
  OK, so now we get to the kids, they get to the quarry and they
• 55:33
  tell the legend of the Halloween school best massacre.
• 55:36
  I'm glad that you said it was a quarry.
• 55:38
  Because my no, I didn't know what to call it, so I called it
• 55:40
  an abandoned Cliff. I didn't know what else.
• 55:58
  Is that not right? Is that like?
• 56:01
  That's like the. Definition of quarry, I'm sure.
• 56:12
  Come on. So the.
• 56:13
  Kids get to the bed you. Think they acknowledge?
• 56:16
  It OK, fine, whatever actually the the school, the school bus.
• 56:30
  Halloween massacre, Yes, yes. So these are the kids.
• 56:33
  They have like a special school bus.
• 56:36
  They go to special education and they have.
• 56:40
  The coolest masks. They have the coolest.
• 56:42
  Masks. Yeah, as legend goes, the
• 56:45
  parents were very tired of them because they were expensive and
• 56:48
  embarrassing, which is really sucky.
• 56:52
  That's ugly. And ugly.
• 56:54
  Yeah, and unfortunately, I'm sure there are parents out there
• 56:58
  that would do this. Yeah, I.
• 57:00
  Always, kind of. Share.
• 57:01
  Those feelings, yes, and that's just really.
• 57:04
  Fucked up, Yeah, it's super fucked up.
• 57:06
  So they. All get together.
• 57:08
  And decide to scrape together whatever money they have and
• 57:12
  they pay the bus driver to one day drive the bus off the Cliff
• 57:18
  basically so he pulls up to the edge of the abandoned Cliff the.
• 57:24
  Abandoned Cliff, yes. Thank you.
• 57:26
  It's not abandoned yet. It's going to be abandoned after
• 57:28
  today. And he gives them.
• 57:32
  All a piece of candy, which is kind of fucking rude.
• 57:34
  See, they're chained up still. Like, yeah, they've got like,
• 57:39
  waist and wrist cuffs on. And so he's dropping the candy
• 57:45
  in their buckets. And he's like, it's clear.
• 57:47
  The plan is he's going to like, put it in neutral and let it go
• 57:50
  off the Cliff. But one of the kids is very
• 57:53
  distressed because the IT was not the correct turn.
• 57:57
  And yeah, he's saying wrong way, kid, you're so close to knowing
• 58:00
  the right franchise. Wrong turn.
• 58:03
  Wrong turn. That'd be us on the bus, yeah.
• 58:07
  Turn. Wrong turn.
• 58:09
  Gentle punch up, can you? Say wrong turn instead.
• 58:12
  But yeah, so he like shimmies. His hand out of the.
• 58:18
  Cuff in an uncomfortable way and then tries to drive the bus.
• 58:21
  It goes over the edge into the lake.
• 58:24
  And we do see that the driver makes its way out.
• 58:27
  So that's why they bring the Jack O lanterns there.
• 58:29
  It's one for each lost soul. And they're going to light them
• 58:32
  and leave them by the lake as it should be, Yeah.
• 58:36
  So. They.
• 58:37
  Start to go down the lift to the bottom of the quarry and the
• 58:41
  lift can only hold 3 safely. So Macy Schrader into Sarah are
• 58:47
  going to go down 1st and then they'll send the key up for Chip
• 58:51
  and Rhonda and the rest of the pumpkins.
• 58:54
  We get back to Lori real quick. She is wandering around, hasn't
• 58:59
  found any viable candidates because everybody's either gross
• 59:02
  or in a relationship. And then Danielle is like
• 59:06
  calling her. She's getting really worried,
• 59:09
  impatient. She says she found someone and
• 59:15
  where he says, is he hideous? And she's like, he's really
• 59:18
  young at heart. No, she's like, he's got a good.
• 59:21
  Personality. He's like, yeah, he's ugly.
• 59:24
  Yeah, yeah. Meanwhile, while that's.
• 59:25
  Happening. The Vampire Killer is eyeing
• 59:29
  her. Yes, back at the abandoned
• 59:32
  Cliff. They hear.
• 59:35
  They hear screams. As they're going down the lift
• 59:38
  and when they get to the bottom, Chip is too scared to go, so
• 59:42
  Rhonda says she'll go look. She'll check and make sure it's
• 59:44
  safe and tells him to keep the candles lit.
• 59:47
  When she gets to the edge of the lake, she finds the bus like
• 59:51
  poking out of it and the mass floating.
• 59:53
  Yes, yeah, you can see all. I can't believe all that stuff.
• 59:56
  Stayed there, right? Like there'd.
• 59:59
  Be like some sort of investigation.
• 1:00:00
  There'd be some sort of investigation and I'm going to
• 1:00:02
  be. Honest, if nothing else, the
• 1:00:03
  school district isn't going to want to lose the money from the
• 1:00:05
  bus. They're gonna.
• 1:00:06
  We can. We can save it.
• 1:00:08
  Exactly. And then like the next.
• 1:00:09
  Kids that get on the bus room be like, wow, this thing is rank,
• 1:00:13
  but it's the one that the kids, yeah.
• 1:00:15
  Now we're on, so it's cool. So yeah.
• 1:00:18
  And. There's like, masks floating in
• 1:00:20
  the water, which is a creepy little touch.
• 1:00:23
  And then as she's looking around, she is attacked.
• 1:00:28
  So she's freaking out. She's running.
• 1:00:30
  As she's running, she finds Chip on the ground with his guts on
• 1:00:34
  the outside. She screams and she goes
• 1:00:36
  running. As she's running, she loses her
• 1:00:37
  glasses, which causes her to trip.
• 1:00:40
  And she falls over a ledge into some shallow water and knocks
• 1:00:45
  herself out, knocks herself out. And this is where we realize
• 1:00:48
  that it's all the kids just playing a prank on her.
• 1:00:50
  And when she comes to, she starts crying.
• 1:00:52
  She's really upset, scared, embarrassed.
• 1:00:55
  And Schrader starts comforting her.
• 1:00:57
  And then I wrote Mason see, as a bitch, which I don't feel good
• 1:01:00
  about calling a 13 year old a bitch, but you know, Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:04
  It's like Mean Girls, yeah. You know you're a mean girl.
• 1:01:08
  You're a bitch, she is. Yeah, so instead Rhonda is just
• 1:01:14
  going to leave them. So she goes over to the lift and
• 1:01:16
  gets in it. And while that's happening,
• 1:01:18
  yeah, well, no 'cause Schrader takes.
• 1:01:20
  Her over to the lift and it's like you guys clean up all the
• 1:01:23
  shit down here. So as Macy, Chip and Sarah are
• 1:01:26
  collecting the pumpkins, Schrader and Rhonda hear screams
• 1:01:30
  and he goes to check on them and sees that they've all been
• 1:01:34
  attacked for real this time. But Rhonda doesn't believe him
• 1:01:37
  because duh. So she just goes up the lift.
• 1:01:41
  But we see the kids like from the massacre are like coming up
• 1:01:46
  on the shore and he gets attacked as well.
• 1:01:48
  She also probably couldn't see as well, so she couldn't.
• 1:01:50
  Judge if it was fake or not yeah.
• 1:01:51
  And when she gets to the top of the.
• 1:01:52
  Lift and she's still got her little lit J Echo Lantern.
• 1:01:55
  J Echo Lantern? What the fuck?
• 1:01:58
  She kind of passes by Sam. Sam's just like staying there.
• 1:02:01
  Yeah. He's like, oh man, you like the
• 1:02:03
  abandoned Cliff too? I do my.
• 1:02:05
  Best thinking. Here.
• 1:02:06
  Yeah, they look cool. Cool things happen to.
• 1:02:09
  You, yeah. So we see Lori being.
• 1:02:11
  Stalked some more and eventually attacked Danielle is still very,
• 1:02:18
  very worried. But then a body drops and the
• 1:02:24
  body. Is wearing her cloak.
• 1:02:27
  Uh oh, that's not good. Except when they flip it over,
• 1:02:30
  it's actually Wilkins. We're in the we're in the cloak,
• 1:02:33
  and with the fangs and the the masks.
• 1:02:36
  The vampire get up. Yeah.
• 1:02:39
  And Maria, one of the friends, comes up.
• 1:02:43
  Oh, I missed a line in this. OK, so he's like, begging for
• 1:02:47
  help. And when Lori appears, she's
• 1:02:48
  like, he tried to buy me, so, you know, I did my thing.
• 1:02:54
  And Daniels, like, alright, cool.
• 1:02:55
  Do you wanna go get a drink? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:57
  The party goes back. To normal, everybody.
• 1:02:59
  That was where it is like, OK, this is cool and like Wilkins is
• 1:03:02
  just on the ground, not having been the victim for the first
• 1:03:06
  time and he. Like looks at.
• 1:03:08
  Maria, one of the friends, comes over and she's like, I'm really
• 1:03:11
  glad you're hurt her first. And he's like, please help.
• 1:03:15
  That's so pathetic. And then?
• 1:03:18
  This is when we get the best werewolf transformation.
• 1:03:24
  Yeah, it's really sick. They do a.
• 1:03:25
  Good job with it. Like if you haven't seen this
• 1:03:28
  movie. At first of all watch the movie
• 1:03:30
  but second of all if you don't have time to watch the movie
• 1:03:31
  right now just go to YouTube and type in trick or treat werewolf
• 1:03:34
  scene. That would be a man.
• 1:03:36
  It's amazing do. You do you think?
• 1:03:38
  Wilkins. Killed his wife probably I I got
• 1:03:41
  the. Implication I feel like.
• 1:03:42
  That's the like. One that started his actual
• 1:03:45
  murder spree, probably. Like, he did it one night
• 1:03:48
  because he was just, like, really annoyed.
• 1:03:49
  And he's like, I wonder if I can.
• 1:03:50
  Yeah. And then he's like, oh, shit,
• 1:03:52
  I'm really good at this. It's pretty dark.
• 1:03:54
  Yeah. Yeah, so we see some kids trick
• 1:03:58
  or treating at Krieg's house and they get scared by his little
• 1:04:01
  duck spy who's in the costume. He's got like glow up eyes.
• 1:04:06
  He looks awesome. It reminds me there's this.
• 1:04:09
  Tumblr post of this Pitbull that's got like these little
• 1:04:12
  demon horns on. And he's staying with the with
• 1:04:15
  his pet parents mom. So his grandma yeah.
• 1:04:20
  And the person was like, my mom just sent me this picture of my
• 1:04:24
  dog who is helping her pass out candy and all of the trick or
• 1:04:27
  treaters are so scared of him and he's so sad and he's the
• 1:04:31
  saddest looking dog. I will look this up for you
• 1:04:34
  because it's just it breaks my heart every time and every time
• 1:04:37
  we do Halloween with time, I'm like, OK, she needs to look cute
• 1:04:40
  because I don't want kids to say she looks scary because it would
• 1:04:43
  break her heart. That's that's so.
• 1:04:45
  Sad, I don't really want to watch that.
• 1:04:48
  Show me the good stuff. Well, it's OK.
• 1:04:50
  Because everybody on the Internet was like.
• 1:04:51
  I would get so much candy from your dog.
• 1:04:55
  OK, so. So.
• 1:04:57
  Yeah, he he's living the dream. OK, look, I'm gonna tell you
• 1:05:01
  Craig made out to be this old grumpy dude here.
• 1:05:04
  But look, my man is here in his living room.
• 1:05:07
  Trick or treaters at his door. He's scaring them away.
• 1:05:10
  But that's spied doing that. But he's with this dog.
• 1:05:13
  Dog's dressed up, they got candy, they got movies on.
• 1:05:17
  That's the fucking lie. Yeah, this is the face.
• 1:05:20
  Of life you're in with Halloween.
• 1:05:22
  I relate. I mean this.
• 1:05:24
  That's kind of sad because he's the old guy, but you know, like
• 1:05:27
  it's I like to party, but also this stuff is awesome.
• 1:05:32
  Like, I like it. So he gets another one.
• 1:05:35
  Yeah, suddenly. There came a tapping, a wrapping
• 1:05:39
  at his chamber door. Yes, and it is actually just.
• 1:05:45
  Like. It distracts.
• 1:05:48
  Him for a second. And then he hears Spite barking
• 1:05:50
  outside. So he goes out there and this is
• 1:05:51
  where he's yelling at Wilkins. And when he comes back inside,
• 1:05:54
  he hears up his stairs. So he goes to check it out and
• 1:06:00
  he he went outside. Before that, and it's like
• 1:06:03
  covering Jack O lanterns. OK, Yeah.
• 1:06:07
  So when he gets up to his bedroom, he finds Sam's hand in
• 1:06:10
  his bed, and before he can be like, how did a disembodied hand
• 1:06:12
  get in my bed, we get a total pet cemetery move and his
• 1:06:15
  Achilles tendon is slashed from underneath the bed.
• 1:06:19
  Sam appears and he's got a box cutter inside of his chocolate.
• 1:06:23
  Probably borrow that from Wilkins.
• 1:06:24
  Definitely Wilkins. And Krieg.
• 1:06:27
  Tries to get away and he ends up falling down the stairs.
• 1:06:30
  He's calling for help to Wilkins who remembers him very UN fondly
• 1:06:35
  from a few minutes ago. Sam attacks him some more and
• 1:06:41
  then Krieg manages to get to his shotgun above his fireplace and
• 1:06:45
  shoots him. But Sam is still alive.
• 1:06:49
  His hand comes out and attacks him and then it like up to the
• 1:06:53
  body and reattaches itself and Sam slowly walks towards Creek
• 1:06:58
  who is sure he's a dead man. Dude I love this.
• 1:07:01
  He like pulls out the. Sucker he's got his knife and
• 1:07:03
  he's like holding him up like he's about to stab it over him
• 1:07:06
  and he just stabs him right on the chest and like well Creeks
• 1:07:09
  just like gives up this really long yell and then realizes that
• 1:07:12
  he's okay yeah cuz he stabbed a candy.
• 1:07:15
  Bar and because he completed the trick or treat tradition,
• 1:07:19
  followed the rules, gave the candy art the clown will tell
• 1:07:22
  you this is how trick or treating works.
• 1:07:24
  But did he? It was just on his stomach.
• 1:07:26
  I know like he didn't. Really do it, but.
• 1:07:29
  I guess he counted. Yeah, I think Sam was in a.
• 1:07:31
  Good mood. Yeah, Sam knew that.
• 1:07:34
  Those other kids were about to come that he's like, look, I
• 1:07:36
  found candy that. Had like, yeah, that's like an
• 1:07:39
  old school tradition, man. Like I respect that.
• 1:07:42
  That's a deep cut, literally. Isn't nice, so then he just
• 1:07:49
  leaves and then he's it. Cuts to like a little bit later
• 1:07:54
  flash forward, he's actually doing trick or treaters, but as
• 1:07:57
  like the scene fades. Away we see the fire going, and
• 1:08:00
  there's a picture of him with all of the kids from the school.
• 1:08:03
  Yeah, he was the bus. Driver.
• 1:08:04
  Dude that blew my mind whenever I ever.
• 1:08:06
  Watched that for the first time later.
• 1:08:10
  We see trick or treaters come by.
• 1:08:12
  Craig is all dressed up and he gives them candy.
• 1:08:15
  They're three sisters or friends, and they're dressed as
• 1:08:17
  the Three Little Pigs. And I think it's cute.
• 1:08:19
  That is, Yeah. And the.
• 1:08:21
  Youngest one. She's like cool mummy costume,
• 1:08:23
  Mr. Craig. Which is just cute.
• 1:08:26
  He's. Like all bandaged up from being
• 1:08:28
  attacked. Yeah, and then behind them is
• 1:08:31
  all the zombie kids that you killed from the bus massacre.
• 1:08:35
  Meanwhile, next door we see Billy dressed.
• 1:08:37
  Up as his dad Rhonda's walking home, we see the wolves driving
• 1:08:42
  home and then the robot couple arguing.
• 1:08:46
  So Yep. And.
• 1:08:49
  Yeah, that's it, right. That's it.
• 1:08:51
  Yeah, that's the gist. I love this movie.
• 1:08:55
  It's still a 10. For me, I like it's amazing.
• 1:08:59
  OK, I'll bump it to the 10. Yeah, it's a.
• 1:09:03
  Perfect Halloween movie, honestly.
• 1:09:04
  Like, aside from Halloween, like this one right here.
• 1:09:08
  I mean, we watch both of them on Halloween every single year.
• 1:09:11
  So yeah, you know who else loves this movie?
• 1:09:14
  Talia. Talia.
• 1:09:15
  Yeah, Talia. Loves this movie.
• 1:09:16
  She's always down to watch it. She loves the Halloween
• 1:09:19
  traditions. She loves that Spike gets to
• 1:09:21
  have his fun, yes, but doesn't have any.
• 1:09:25
  Trouble we've got. Wolves, even there's howling
• 1:09:27
  shoes into that. This is a very pro dog movie.
• 1:09:30
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:09:31
  So I think Talia also gives us A10.
• 1:09:33
  OK. All right.
• 1:09:35
  So we got a lot to choose from with the Zoe's Ultimate Warrior.
• 1:09:38
  Indeed we do. We need to.
• 1:09:40
  Pick carefully. See yeah, there.
• 1:09:48
  OK, there's just an argument for Lori and Sam.
• 1:09:54
  I would say Lori because she likes she kind of like toyed
• 1:09:59
  with her victim, let him on type deal, you know what I mean?
• 1:10:04
  She knew what she was like doing with him to like get him to try
• 1:10:07
  and attack. So I think Zoe respected that.
• 1:10:11
  But also, Sam, it's like a tiny, tenacious all energy.
• 1:10:19
  I think she respects that too. That's kind of.
• 1:10:20
  Her place, though. Also, here's the thing.
• 1:10:24
  I know he doesn't last long in the movie, but Charlie, he's
• 1:10:28
  knocking shit down and he's taking all of the candy he wants
• 1:10:32
  even though he's only supposed to take one.
• 1:10:34
  He's stealing food. Oh my God, that's her MO.
• 1:10:38
  You're so right. It's Charlie.
• 1:10:40
  Here's the thing guys, you need. To understand, we once saw Zoe
• 1:10:44
  drag a rack of ribs across. It's, it's true.
• 1:10:51
  She, she's good at it. So.
• 1:10:56
  You know, like she hasn't been for her life, man.
• 1:10:59
  She. She learned some valuable
• 1:11:00
  skills. I think for her it doesn't
• 1:11:02
  matter that. Charlie doesn't last a long time
• 1:11:04
  because he had a good time. Yeah, he had a good run.
• 1:11:09
  OK, for sure, Charlie. All right.
• 1:11:12
  Who'd you relate? To.
• 1:11:13
  Oh man. This is a good question.
• 1:11:20
  I wanna say it kind of related to.
• 1:11:22
  Sarah, when the teacher's like, you wanna come home for a drink,
• 1:11:25
  she's like, OK. Yeah.
• 1:11:27
  Every kid was. Like that, yeah, I related to
• 1:11:30
  Creed because. That's like a cool Halloween.
• 1:11:34
  Night right there. Yeah, that's gonna be our
• 1:11:37
  Halloween night on Thursday for sure.
• 1:11:39
  Today for those listening, that's what's happening with me
• 1:11:41
  right now. So OK.
• 1:11:47
  Is it tackling dream SQL? Dream SQL?
• 1:11:53
  That's fine. Well, OK, we already said OK, So
• 1:11:55
  basically what genres do you wanna have tackled?
• 1:11:57
  OK. And what location?
• 1:11:59
  Yes. What location?
• 1:12:01
  So I would love to see. Like get Deep South church
• 1:12:07
  country where they like don't do a lot of trick or treating.
• 1:12:10
  It's mostly trunk or treating and 'cause that's the ultimate
• 1:12:12
  disrespect of the holiday. You're right.
• 1:12:14
  So I want that setting and then the vehicles I want to see in
• 1:12:20
  the anthology I would like to see.
• 1:12:25
  True. Vampire.
• 1:12:27
  I know they've already got kind of the vampire representation,
• 1:12:29
  OK, but I'd like to see something that involves like
• 1:12:32
  bloodletting, OK? What else you said?
• 1:12:40
  Ghost earlier. Ghost earlier.
• 1:12:41
  I think that would be fun. Witches doing some spell.
• 1:12:45
  Casting. Yeah, OK.
• 1:12:48
  Well. We're going back to kind of
• 1:12:49
  monsters again, but I can drive with these a little bit better.
• 1:12:52
  OK, Yeah, I. Guess.
• 1:12:55
  I guess it's just how you do it. Yeah, type deal, which they kind
• 1:12:59
  of did the vampire one, which is more grounded like serial
• 1:13:01
  killers I think in this one. So OK, yeah.
• 1:13:03
  So which is Ghost? Which is.
• 1:13:07
  Ghost. And vampire.
• 1:13:11
  You said real vampire. What if we?
• 1:13:13
  OK, let's come up with a different.
• 1:13:14
  One though, because we have kind of vampire already, OK.
• 1:13:20
  Chainsaw bastard man. I would.
• 1:13:23
  Like a chainsaw man. Like a straight up cannibal.
• 1:13:29
  Cannibal. Yeah, OK.
• 1:13:31
  Yeah, wrong turn. Yeah, wrong turn.
• 1:13:34
  I was going. Hannibal those are the spectrums
• 1:13:36
  of cannibals that exist. You've got hooten and hollerin
• 1:13:38
  and then you've got like 5 of beans and a nice candy.
• 1:13:42
  I think hooten and. Hollerin fits this better.
• 1:13:46
  Yes, although that would work well too.
• 1:13:47
  Cannibal convention Cannibal. Convention, wouldn't you?
• 1:13:50
  Love to see. Hannibal just get real fucking
• 1:13:55
  annoyed with three finger. Hannibal the Cannibal, yeah.
• 1:13:58
  Yes. I would love to see that.
• 1:14:03
  Yeah, I wanted to see like I wanna, I wanna see the clash
• 1:14:07
  because there's such different types.
• 1:14:09
  Yeah, yes, that'd be a lot of fun.
• 1:14:11
  OK, well then there we go. That's a fun subplot with that.
• 1:14:13
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:14:14
  And then the wrap around. It's another Halloween night.
• 1:14:16
  You got Sam, obviously, because he's, you know, he's Sam.
• 1:14:19
  He's the spirit of Halloween. He's everywhere.
• 1:14:21
  Yeah, maybe we've got like the pastor of the.
• 1:14:22
  Church that's doing the trunk or treat and like he ends up coming
• 1:14:25
  around to being a believer of the Halloween tradition.
• 1:14:29
  That's cool. Yeah, There we go, all.
• 1:14:31
  Right, we got a whole sequel. That's awesome.
• 1:14:33
  It's already come talk to us. We'll work with you.
• 1:14:36
  We'll make it happen. We got you.
• 1:14:38
  We'll make it. Work.
• 1:14:38
  Yeah, OK. Sorry I don't have the right.
• 1:14:40
  Financial. Information for you?
• 1:14:42
  Yeah, we'll, we'll get there. We'll fund it, we'll fundraise
• 1:14:45
  it. OK, now it's staggering.
• 1:14:48
  OK, we can't top the one. Oh man, little man, big respect.
• 1:15:01
  You've broken me tonight. What if there's something about
• 1:15:07
  the abandoned Cliff? Abandoned.
• 1:15:12
  Cliffs, not rules. Yeah.
• 1:15:14
  Oh. Yes.
• 1:15:16
  Yes, there we go. That's it.
• 1:15:19
  Abandoned cliffs, not rules. That was good.
• 1:15:21
  Or should it be traditions? Abandoned cliffs, Not
• 1:15:25
  traditions. Yes, traditions.
• 1:15:27
  There we go. Yeah, abandoned.
• 1:15:29
  Oh my God, that's perfect. So.
• 1:15:33
  Notice I wonder the people like the regular listeners.
• 1:15:36
  If they look at this and they're like, I wonder if this will make
• 1:15:38
  more sense in an hour. Yeah, I hope.
• 1:15:42
  So that'd be great. OK, I've got a review.
• 1:15:49
  All right, I guess we need that before.
• 1:15:51
  You start doing the listener review.
• 1:15:52
  Yeah, No, I'm just getting prepared.
• 1:15:57
  I'm gonna. Be really honest, I tried to.
• 1:15:59
  Find a like a film critic review, but I didn't want to
• 1:16:05
  click through a bunch because I think this is a good movie and I
• 1:16:08
  didn't want to have to like click through a bunch and find a
• 1:16:11
  -1 so I'm with the user review. OK, that's fair.
• 1:16:14
  And. This is one that we've talked
• 1:16:18
  about a lot. Where sometimes people are just
• 1:16:22
  like, didn't scare me and that's like the whole review or stupid.
• 1:16:26
  Like, cool. I'm glad you feel the way you
• 1:16:29
  feel and that you have an opinion you want to share so
• 1:16:32
  strongly. But like, why?
• 1:16:35
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:16:37
  So this one. Actually.
• 1:16:39
  Had some things that I saw the merit in.
• 1:16:41
  OK, this is a 1. Out of 10.
• 1:16:47
  If you like good horror, this movie is not for you.
• 1:16:50
  Good horror movies are hard to find ones made in Hollywood.
• 1:16:52
  Doubly so When I saw Trick or Treat, it was hovering around A7
• 1:16:55
  on the IMDb. The IMDb.
• 1:16:57
  The IMDb. I thought I might be in for an.
• 1:17:00
  Actual treat I was wrong. Don't waste your time on this
• 1:17:03
  movie, even if it's playing on basic cable and the only
• 1:17:05
  alternative is a marathon of Punky Brewster.
• 1:17:09
  Without offering any spoilers other than the movie sucks, my
• 1:17:12
  chief complaint is this. The actions of characters often
• 1:17:15
  don't seem believable. For example, from the opening,
• 1:17:18
  if you decorated your house for Halloween more elaborately than
• 1:17:21
  even Disneyland, would you then start taking those decorations
• 1:17:25
  down right in the middle of Halloween night while the
• 1:17:27
  streets are still teeming with children?
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  No one would, fairpoint. The movie offers a feeble
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  reason, but really it's just a device to put a character into
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  the situation required by the plot.
• 1:17:36
  It also puts the viewer into the position of thinking this movie
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  is it's really lame. Much better contemporaries in
• 1:17:42
  the genre are Drag Me to Hell and The House of the Devil, each
• 1:17:46
  of which offering compelling stories and legitimate thrills
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  and chills. I will give this person credit
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  for having a wide range of movies to choose from.
• 1:17:54
  Jesus. OK.
• 1:17:55
  Yeah, it's like. Going from drag me to.
• 1:17:57
  Hell to House of the Devil. Well, both good movies.
• 1:18:00
  Very totally different, yes. But I do.
• 1:18:03
  Appreciate that they offered. Alternatives, yeah, for sure.
• 1:18:06
  And those are great. Movies too.
• 1:18:07
  Yeah, like House of the Devil's Awesome.
• 1:18:13
  That's kind of like. Just, I don't know, nitpicking
• 1:18:16
  certain things again, like with the thing about the girl taking
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  the stuff down, like I'm not bothered by that.
• 1:18:22
  I've been drunk and gotten. Real stupid about stuff at
• 1:18:25
  times. I've cleaned the entire house
• 1:18:28
  once when I was drunk and upset. Like, it's not unbelievable.
• 1:18:33
  And especially if we go with the thought that maybe Henry put up
• 1:18:36
  the decorations and she wasn't super into it.
• 1:18:40
  Could be you know. What?
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  And same with. Like.
• 1:18:43
  Sam like, clearly. Mr. Krieg was just trying to
• 1:18:45
  shield himself with the candy bar, but Sam still accepted it.
• 1:18:49
  Yeah, technically. Correct.
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  Is the best kind you? Know.
• 1:18:52
  Yeah, look, I mean, I guess I can.
• 1:18:54
  Understand not being big on like the things with this movie.
• 1:18:58
  So like, Oh no. Like to me it's just an
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  entertaining one. Yeah, like it's just like a good
• 1:19:03
  comfort one. Like it, it just kind of
• 1:19:05
  captures the spirit. I think that's all I really set
• 1:19:07
  out to do. That's really what it is.
• 1:19:09
  And like, that's the thing. Is that a lot of Halloween
• 1:19:10
  movies struggle to really capture the spirit and feeling
• 1:19:14
  of Halloween, and this movie just gets it.
• 1:19:16
  It gets it from a technical aspect, but also from like the
• 1:19:19
  emotional aspect. And I think that's what's
• 1:19:21
  amazing about it big time. OK, OK, great.
• 1:19:25
  Listen our reviews. Listen, our reviews, I'm
• 1:19:27
  counting on you guys counting on you, OK, so.
• 1:19:31
  Let's start off on Instagram. Michael E Howard, Trick or Treat
• 1:19:36
  is one of, if not the best Halloween anthology movies ever
• 1:19:40
  created. The way the stories are woven
• 1:19:42
  together as genius. Each watch I see more details I
• 1:19:45
  missed in the past. Same shows the consequences of
• 1:19:48
  messing with the spirit of Halloween.
• 1:19:49
  I watch this one every year and consider it a classic. 10 out of
• 1:19:52
  10. Yeah, man.
• 1:19:55
  That's perfect, right? On the pulse with us, it is
• 1:19:57
  classic. It is a classic.
• 1:19:58
  And it really. It has become one of our
• 1:20:00
  Halloween traditions. We often put it on while we have
• 1:20:03
  trick or treaters. Yeah, that's kind of like.
• 1:20:05
  That's the time we do it anymore because it's perfect.
• 1:20:08
  You know like trick or treat while trick or treating yes and
• 1:20:11
  also it's one of those that we've.
• 1:20:12
  Seen a million times so you don't have to like pay super
• 1:20:14
  close attention. That and Halloween are two that
• 1:20:17
  we must watch. Every Halloween.
• 1:20:20
  Yeah, dude, I've been tempted to watch.
• 1:20:21
  That one too, but you gotta wait for the day, man. 3 days.
• 1:20:24
  We've got the countdown. On our little candy corn, I'm
• 1:20:26
  looking forward to it. OK.
• 1:20:28
  Cubesafe says. Sam is my boy who have that
• 1:20:31
  little dude. I fucking love Sam.
• 1:20:33
  Too he's. Iconic.
• 1:20:35
  Like I love the design. Little sat kid.
• 1:20:38
  Yeah, his little weapon, it's like got such a perfect.
• 1:20:42
  Like, homemade feel to the costume.
• 1:20:44
  You know, It does. Yeah.
• 1:20:45
  And it's also like, which is weird, you know?
• 1:20:50
  Yeah, OK. Over on.
• 1:20:52
  Twitter Jurassic Souls. It's one of, if not the perfect
• 1:20:56
  Halloween season movies. It's gushing with spooky spirit
• 1:20:59
  and really quenches the thirst for the holiday.
• 1:21:01
  I watch it yearly. Absolutely.
• 1:21:04
  Yeah, I think. Everybody should actually make.
• 1:21:05
  This a tradition if you don't already.
• 1:21:08
  Queerly Boobs says it's one of those movies that just gets
• 1:21:11
  better with each watch. With how every story enter wings
• 1:21:15
  or enter wines I almost intertwined intertwined.
• 1:21:19
  I tried to do inter interweave at first and then I fucked it up
• 1:21:25
  how every story intertwines with each other and ends up
• 1:21:28
  connecting all the dots at the end.
• 1:21:30
  So much fun. 2 thumbs up. Big words make me no good boobs.
• 1:21:36
  I'm sorry but I agree with that. It inner wings.
• 1:21:41
  You're an inner Wiener. OK.
• 1:21:44
  Final final review award Zombie. Like everyone who love this
• 1:21:48
  movie, love all the twists and characters, this is truly how
• 1:21:51
  you do an anthology. Happy Halloween.
• 1:21:53
  You too. Oh thanks man Happy Halloween to
• 1:21:55
  you too. Happy Halloween to everybody.
• 1:21:58
  Yeah, that's a good. One in it, yeah.
• 1:22:00
  So. Thank you so much for being here
• 1:22:03
  with. Us, yeah, I'm glad that we were
• 1:22:04
  actually able to. Do this movie for Halloween?
• 1:22:07
  Yes, perfect. For it, we hope.
• 1:22:09
  Everybody's having a. Wonderful, wonderful Halloween
• 1:22:14
  if you're listening in November. It'll be back.
• 1:22:19
  Yeah, that's all I. Gotta say at this point.
• 1:22:21
  Get ready for Thanksgiving if you're listening in November.
• 1:22:24
  Congratulations on having followed all the traditions and
• 1:22:26
  not being killed off by Sam. Yeah, respect the Thanksgiving
• 1:22:29
  movies. Too.
• 1:22:30
  Yes, they have importance. We're gonna watch them.
• 1:22:33
  Speaking of, we don't have. November schedule yet?
• 1:22:36
  We don't. So we just don't.
• 1:22:38
  It'll be posted on our social media, which you can find on
• 1:22:41
  Twitter and Blue ski at least favorite scary movie or Twitter
• 1:22:44
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• 1:22:47
  favorite scary movie podcast. You can also find us on our
• 1:22:50
  website. What's your least favorite scary
• 1:22:51
  movie.com? And you can e-mail us at least
• 1:22:53
  favorite scarymovie@gmail.com. And we want to thank our bubbies
• 1:22:57
  over on the Patreon. We've got Joe Freakatron, as is
• 1:23:01
  Pratron. Yeah, I was going to.
• 1:23:03
  Say it's still. It'll be Halloween.
• 1:23:05
  Yeah, you're right. Who knows, maybe.
• 1:23:06
  He'll come up with the Thanksgiving.
• 1:23:08
  One Joe, please. Come.
• 1:23:10
  Up with. Joe.
• 1:23:13
  If you don't make your Thanksgiving handle.
• 1:23:15
  Feast a Tron. God damn it, Joe.
• 1:23:19
  I can't I. Can't you broke my rhythm with
• 1:23:22
  saying the names? All right, Joe Feast.
• 1:23:24
  A Tron, as is his name, Amber Michael Ward.
• 1:23:29
  Zombie Tyler and Chad. Thank you.
• 1:23:32
  Thank you guys so much. We appreciate you all being here
• 1:23:34
  totally broken me. Yeah.
• 1:23:36
  I'm sorry you guys are. Awesome though, thank you guys
• 1:23:38
  so much for your support. It means so much to us.
• 1:23:40
  It really does. You guys are the best.
• 1:23:43
  We have the best. People, we really do.
• 1:23:45
  We love our. Little loyal band of bubbies, if
• 1:23:49
  you want to show support for the show in non monetary ways,
• 1:23:51
  that's also very, very awesome and we very much appreciate that
• 1:23:55
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• 1:23:57
  listening, on subscribing, you know, something like that.
• 1:24:02
  Whatever your platform's terminology is, rate US whatever
• 1:24:06
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• 1:24:09
  Leave a review if you if you're feeling wordy.
• 1:24:11
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• 1:24:13
  That it feels. Good.
• 1:24:15
  Thank you, guys so much. Thank you for sticking through
• 1:24:18
  us in the chaos that is Halloween season.
• 1:24:21
  And we hope everybody has had a safe and happy Halloween.
• 1:24:24
  Yeah. All right.
• 1:24:26
  Enjoy y'all. Till next time, bye.
• 1:24:42
  The bones are money. The bones are his money.
• 1:24:46
  Yeah.