Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Bandwagon Violence | Son of a Boy Dad #409
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- 1:50Speaker 4: Alright, alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy
- 1:54Speaker 4: Dad podcast. Today. It is June ninth. The Knicks are
- 1:59Speaker 4: bad and are losing.
- 2:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:03Speaker 1: I saw a sass drop kick a Spurs fan in
- 2:06Speaker 1: the chest at Bryan Park. I saw him jump off
- 2:10Speaker 1: the top of a bus stop in fucking Rko.
- 2:12Speaker 4: I was in the Yeah, I got I got out
- 2:14Speaker 4: there last night, took the train in solo. Yeah. And
- 2:17Speaker 4: I just wore a mask.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Yeah, masked up like you were looting in the fucking You.
- 2:25Speaker 5: Wore a Knicks jersey and beat someone up, even though
- 2:30Speaker 5: you're a.
- 2:34Speaker 4: I had an uber driver that was telling me that
- 2:36Speaker 4: he was going to the he was going to sit
- 2:38Speaker 4: outside of the stadium and watch, and he was like,
- 2:42Speaker 4: smoke a little tweed, get outside the stadium tweet He's like, yeah,
- 2:46Speaker 4: that sounds awful.
- 2:47Speaker 1: That sounds insane. Where can I even sit? It was
- 2:49Speaker 1: impossible to get in.
- 2:50Speaker 4: These people just stand outside. Is do they have like
- 2:53Speaker 4: a big screen outside of the arena.
- 2:55Speaker 5: No.
- 2:55Speaker 1: Last night it was like all from thirtieth to thirty
- 2:58Speaker 1: fourth was completely blocked off, like it was the inside
- 3:01Speaker 1: of an airport.
- 3:02Speaker 4: But like people weren't there.
- 3:04Speaker 1: No, you had to go to Bryant Park to watch outside.
- 3:07Speaker 4: Oh really that's lame.
- 3:09Speaker 1: And mom, Donnie was like, make the streets run with.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Them, he.
- 3:14Speaker 4: Said, he called out the hit.
- 3:16Speaker 6: Yeah, like go do the Spurs fan walk in the city.
- 3:20Speaker 6: Nixon five, He tweeted something like that. He would be
- 3:24Speaker 6: removed from office just immediately.
- 3:26Speaker 4: You think, No, I think he'd be celebrated if he
- 3:30Speaker 4: tweeted him was like, I don't want to see a
- 3:31Speaker 4: Spurs fan on the street. Ye, they'd be like bing
- 3:33Speaker 4: boll dickhead. We voted for the right one I think
- 3:37Speaker 4: he would. That would be a massive issue.
- 3:40Speaker 1: They'd be like, let me get a chop cheese with
- 3:42Speaker 1: the fucking Spurs fans dick on it.
- 3:45Speaker 4: Uh.
- 3:47Speaker 5: We were talking before the episode started about the brawls
- 3:50Speaker 5: and things that have started have been broken out where
- 3:52Speaker 5: it's just like twenty Knicks fans forcing some dweeby Spurs
- 3:56Speaker 5: fan to like take their jersey off, mean while their
- 3:58Speaker 5: face is covered in blo and I don't know, I mean,
- 4:03Speaker 5: obviously that's just insane. Yeah, for so many reasons. Yeah,
- 4:07Speaker 5: I think it's crazy.
- 4:08Speaker 4: I mean, I was listening to what you guys were
- 4:09Speaker 4: saying before, but I feel like they're like I feel
- 4:12Speaker 4: like there's certain cities that are like that. Like I
- 4:16Speaker 4: don't think New York's the only city that like obviously
- 4:18Speaker 4: like Philly, No, but.
- 4:20Speaker 5: That's the identity there. So people Again, it's like, you
- 4:23Speaker 5: know what you're getting yourself into, to a degree, But
- 4:26Speaker 5: if a.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Philly fan beats someone up for wearing the wrong jersey
- 4:30Speaker 1: or if they jump someone for wearing the wrong jersey,
- 4:33Speaker 1: they're a loser to It's not like, oh, they get
- 4:36Speaker 1: to pass because they're from Philly. No, you're also a
- 4:38Speaker 1: loser Yeah, it's like some cities it's cool one some
- 4:41Speaker 1: cities it's not.
- 4:42Speaker 5: My thought was that where was this violent, protective territorial
- 4:48Speaker 5: energy from the Knicks fans For the last fifty years
- 4:51Speaker 5: you could waltz into the garden wearing any teams opposing
- 4:55Speaker 5: Jersey until what like this year till last night, all
- 5:00Speaker 5: of a sudden, it's like.
- 5:01Speaker 4: We have to protect this fucking house. I think that's
- 5:04Speaker 4: the biggest issue everyone has with the Knicks and they're fans,
- 5:07Speaker 4: is that there's so many Bandwagon fans.
- 5:09Speaker 5: Well they're all they are also just blue shirt wearing
- 5:12Speaker 5: Wall Street bros. Yeah, I mean I have decided to
- 5:15Speaker 5: get excited for the first time.
- 5:17Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine like just watching the Knicks this like series
- 5:21Speaker 4: for the first time and you're like beating the fuck
- 5:23Speaker 4: out of Spurs fans. It's like you should go to jail.
- 5:27Speaker 5: I was like I said, I was like, what, why
- 5:29Speaker 5: where was this energy for the last fifty years. You're
- 5:32Speaker 5: all of a sudden violent now because they're good. It
- 5:35Speaker 5: should have been the opposite. Yeah, yeah, you should have
- 5:37Speaker 5: been beating people up because that's all you had. Yeah,
- 5:40Speaker 5: when they were bad.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Yeah, have you ever seen the crip initiation videos or
- 5:45Speaker 1: they like have to beat someone up until they like
- 5:47Speaker 1: list like fifteen cereals or some shit like that.
- 5:50Speaker 4: I just see the one where they yell and fight back.
- 5:52Speaker 1: It's like you have to like name like fifteen cartoon
- 5:55Speaker 1: characters while they're beating you up. That should be the
- 5:57Speaker 1: opposite for the Knicks fans, and like you shouldn't be
- 5:59Speaker 1: allowed to beat someone up unless you can name my
- 6:01Speaker 1: players from the twenty fifteen roster. Yeah, you should have
- 6:04Speaker 1: to have to have some ball knowledge to be able
- 6:07Speaker 1: to whip ass in the streets.
- 6:09Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it is like, like, what are the
- 6:13Speaker 4: New York teams? I mean, I guess in Yankees, Mets, Jets, Giants, Rangers.
- 6:18Speaker 1: No one's won since the Giants in twenty eleven.
- 6:23Speaker 5: Yeah, what are you? What exercise are you doing?
- 6:24Speaker 4: You're just like trying to think of like if I
- 6:26Speaker 4: like last time, I've seen so many people wearing like yesterday,
- 6:30Speaker 4: like almost everyone on the street at least around here
- 6:32Speaker 4: was wearing full next year. Yeah, ugly colors too, really bad.
- 6:37Speaker 5: I really have a problem with that. I have I
- 6:40Speaker 5: have a problem with like bandwagon violence.
- 6:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean bandwagon violence. That makes no sense to me, it's.
- 6:46Speaker 5: Just I mean, it's like, also, the Spurs, like they're
- 6:50Speaker 5: not This isn't some blood rivalry that's been percolating for
- 6:54Speaker 5: twenty years.
- 6:55Speaker 4: Not at all. Their team got good like this year
- 6:58Speaker 4: and yeah recently.
- 7:00Speaker 5: They just aren't the Knicks Spurs rivalry. I mean ninety
- 7:04Speaker 5: nine they played each other.
- 7:05Speaker 1: That was like no one was a lot of these
- 7:07Speaker 1: people were alive. It's twenty two year olds beating people up.
- 7:09Speaker 5: It's like, Yeah, the Spurs are arguably the most respectable
- 7:13Speaker 5: franchise in the NBA. Yeah, all those championships they won.
- 7:17Speaker 5: Greg Popovich probably the best coach ever. I don't know,
- 7:20Speaker 5: I know enough about talk to me, Roan. Am I
- 7:23Speaker 5: wrong about that?
- 7:23Speaker 4: Yeah? Totally.
- 7:24Speaker 5: You couldn't hate those Spurs teams because they were too
- 7:27Speaker 5: fundamentally sound.
- 7:28Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the only thing is like the Wemby
- 7:32Speaker 4: thing last night, Like I could see people getting mad
- 7:34Speaker 4: about that.
- 7:34Speaker 1: It's not about the Spur. It's not about the Spurs.
- 7:36Speaker 1: It's about it's a little bit about the Spurs. No,
- 7:38Speaker 1: it's about that no matter who they play. It's not
- 7:41Speaker 1: like if they're playing the Warrior.
- 7:42Speaker 4: I think if we doesn't shove Brunson's head like that.
- 7:45Speaker 4: I think maybe two less Spurs fans died last night,
- 7:49Speaker 4: but there's still three hundred deaths. That's a drop in
- 7:53Speaker 4: the bucket.
- 7:55Speaker 1: These are bad. I just don't think that the violence
- 7:58Speaker 1: should be directed towards human beings.
- 8:00Speaker 4: Now, flip a car like a normal fan base, Like
- 8:04Speaker 4: throw a.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Fucking trash can through a fucking smash Burger window, like
- 8:08Speaker 1: you'll go against like a corporate entity, don't don't.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Like, I just feel like also like a Game three
- 8:16Speaker 4: at home losing by what five in like the last
- 8:20Speaker 4: seconds of the game, Like I don't really feel that
- 8:22Speaker 4: you're up to one. Yeah, I don't really feel That's
- 8:25Speaker 4: like a game where it's just like I get like
- 8:26Speaker 4: maybe like Game seven or maybe they tie the series
- 8:29Speaker 4: like last like like people are like I feel like
- 8:32Speaker 4: people are kind of just going on with today, like yeah,
- 8:35Speaker 4: that sucked, but like I can't imagine killing someone last
- 8:38Speaker 4: night over that game, Like that game like you knew
- 8:41Speaker 4: the Knicks were gonna lose the whole fourth quarter.
- 8:44Speaker 1: The last scene of like Gangs of New York where
- 8:46Speaker 1: it's like there's a black man being strung, oh another
- 8:51Speaker 1: one on twenty second of third Police.
- 8:54Speaker 4: Is just now doesn't change your guys calculus at all.
- 8:57Speaker 1: That like some of the people who are getting beat
- 8:59Speaker 1: up were streamers that were there to troll.
- 9:03Speaker 5: Oh that's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that that's civic duty.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:09Speaker 1: I still I still think it's you shouldn't beat them up,
- 9:13Speaker 1: like just let someone troll and like beat them at trolling.
- 9:16Speaker 5: I mean, to be honest, you show up doing that,
- 9:18Speaker 5: you are literally asking to be beaten up. That's what
- 9:21Speaker 5: they're there for.
- 9:22Speaker 4: They're looking to get Is that? How how many of
- 9:24Speaker 4: those people were that the people there? I would say
- 9:28Speaker 4: I did see a van of them coming up.
- 9:32Speaker 1: I did see a van full of streamers and they're
- 9:35Speaker 1: like are you ready for this? And one kid was
- 9:37Speaker 1: like I'm not scared and then rubbing his hands together,
- 9:39Speaker 1: which is like clearly when you rub your hands together,
- 9:42Speaker 1: your hands are sweaty, and so like, yes, that's true,
- 9:44Speaker 1: pure nervous son.
- 9:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 9:46Speaker 4: I saw Sneako was there, Boo and Trump, which was
- 9:50Speaker 4: pretty funny. Yeah, because I'm pretty sure he was like.
- 9:53Speaker 1: The number one. He was like arguing on the streets.
- 9:56Speaker 4: With Yeah, was it him or Aidian Ross that like
- 10:01Speaker 4: bought Trump the tesla? I don't know with like Trump's
- 10:04Speaker 4: face on it.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Streamer gift giving culture is very funny. Yeah, you just
- 10:08Speaker 1: have to give some and something. I saw. Moses the
- 10:12Speaker 1: Jeweler was pissed off. Really, Moses the Jeweler was furious.
- 10:15Speaker 4: Did you see that, Well, I saw him, Yeah, I saw, yeah,
- 10:18Speaker 4: that guy.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Moses the Jeweler.
- 10:20Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 10:20Speaker 1: I didn't realize Moses the Jeweler had come across your
- 10:22Speaker 1: deskper incess.
- 10:24Speaker 4: I see, I've seen that guy. You're familiar.
- 10:26Speaker 5: I know Mo, I know Mo.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Yeah, Moses the Jeweler was there with Fano and they're like,
- 10:34Speaker 1: we're the only crazy Knicks fans.
- 10:35Speaker 4: It's corporate now. Yeah, I mean the whole thing is
- 10:40Speaker 4: is pretty crazy. When I'm excited for Game four, I
- 10:43Speaker 4: wish it was tonight. I don't think they need the
- 10:44Speaker 4: full I hate the night off thing really, especially in
- 10:48Speaker 4: the NBA and NHL. I hate when they do that.
- 10:51Speaker 4: Well they I have to NBA, Yes, they're barely they're
- 10:56Speaker 4: already read, they're already good. They woke up today like refreshed. No,
- 11:01Speaker 4: that game they're twenty one years old.
- 11:03Speaker 5: These games are These games are wars.
- 11:05Speaker 4: Yeah, that game was very look cooked.
- 11:08Speaker 5: At the end of the game, which is interesting because
- 11:11Speaker 5: he probably played his fewest minutes of any playoff game
- 11:14Speaker 5: so far this year due to his foul trouble.
- 11:16Speaker 4: Really, I don't pay I don't know what I'm talking about.
- 11:19Speaker 4: So okay, he looked tired. I saw a sweat on
- 11:25Speaker 4: his face.
- 11:26Speaker 5: Og looked very good. I was impressed with him. He's
- 11:29Speaker 5: the only guy, seemingly who can kind of get past
- 11:32Speaker 5: Wemby and then protect by dunking. He's the only guy
- 11:38Speaker 5: who just seems to find a way to like seal
- 11:40Speaker 5: Wemby behind him and not worry about being blocked by. Yeah.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Sometimes you see that, you're like, why doesn't Wemby just
- 11:46Speaker 1: go go gadget arm try and block it from behind.
- 11:48Speaker 1: But Og is that that's strong.
- 11:50Speaker 4: Yeah, he's strong, just strength, as strong as an ox.
- 11:52Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 11:53Speaker 4: Was he the one that hit the three at the end. Yeah,
- 11:56Speaker 4: in that corner?
- 11:57Speaker 1: That was sick. It was like I was for the
- 11:59Speaker 1: last minute. I was like, the fucking nixer do it again.
- 12:02Speaker 4: I thought they were gonna I like, the thing is
- 12:05Speaker 4: like basketball. It's like, you know, like I feel like
- 12:07Speaker 4: it's so like like they're gonna foul, Like this is
- 12:10Speaker 4: gonna happen, Like, it's get to a point where you're like,
- 12:12Speaker 4: they're not gonna win.
- 12:13Speaker 5: The replays were getting onerous, I thought the final quarter,
- 12:18Speaker 5: I mean, it just took so long. It kind of
- 12:20Speaker 5: really took some of the momentum out of watching it
- 12:22Speaker 5: from home.
- 12:23Speaker 4: But is that what?
- 12:25Speaker 3: Like?
- 12:25Speaker 4: I really have barely watched the NBA Finals. I watched
- 12:28Speaker 4: the whole game last night, but I wasn't really I
- 12:31Speaker 4: wasn't fully locked in for the first half.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Is Timothy Chawomey wearing on anybody else a little bit?
- 12:37Speaker 4: No?
- 12:38Speaker 1: I get the feeling that if Timothy shallow May wasn't famous,
- 12:41Speaker 1: he would be hugging his overweight Mexican girlfriend from behind
- 12:45Speaker 1: in line for a roller coaster at six Flags.
- 12:52Speaker 4: I could see that too, which makes him sound like
- 12:55Speaker 4: a Spurs fan.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, yeah, thanks for buying the tickets.
- 13:03Speaker 4: Baby Yeah. I mean I don't mind him. I don't know,
- 13:08Speaker 4: I don't. I mean, like he was there all last year,
- 13:11Speaker 4: he's been there all this year.
- 13:12Speaker 5: Well, he's been going his whole life. Yeah, he bought
- 13:15Speaker 5: he bought season tickets when he was a kid. Oh really,
- 13:18Speaker 5: paint and sold a bunch of them. Oh yeah, I
- 13:21Speaker 5: mean I I don't have any issues with him. I mean,
- 13:23Speaker 5: are they are they showing him like every every five
- 13:25Speaker 5: seconds a lot?
- 13:27Speaker 4: I mean he is court side Yeah, but yeah.
- 13:29Speaker 5: He probably he's probably the most famous actor on the
- 13:35Speaker 5: planet right now. Would would you say, would you say that,
- 13:39Speaker 5: who's who's bigger than he is? Who's hotter than he is?
- 13:41Speaker 5: Right now?
- 13:42Speaker 4: Like in terms of.
- 13:43Speaker 5: Like new up and like like anybody in Hollywood who's
- 13:46Speaker 5: hotter than he is?
- 13:48Speaker 4: Like if you go like I think males only, sure,
- 13:51Speaker 4: I think if you were to go like I think
- 13:53Speaker 4: like Leo and like those guys who are still the
- 13:55Speaker 4: body of work. Yeah, but I think he's definitely I mean,
- 13:59Speaker 4: like in terms of like relevant actors, he's definitely the most.
- 14:03Speaker 5: I think because you know he's dating the Jenner and
- 14:08Speaker 5: in Dune, yeah, which is the best.
- 14:12Speaker 4: And then like Cavin. But if you saw Leo massive hits,
- 14:16Speaker 4: you're pausing the TV. It's got a closer look at this, like, yeah,
- 14:20Speaker 4: get out much.
- 14:21Speaker 5: He's a little bit more of an old man in
- 14:23Speaker 5: a mountain mystic kind of guy doesn't appear as much.
- 14:27Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe that's just me though, maybe I'm just a
- 14:29Speaker 4: Leo Leo guy. I saw Denzel was there. I saw
- 14:32Speaker 4: jay Z was there that I thought he was in prison.
- 14:39Speaker 4: Didn't he like rape a little boy? Jay Z? Yeah,
- 14:42Speaker 4: you're thinking of a Diddy. No. I think jay Z
- 14:44Speaker 4: got into some trouble too. They were like, he's the goat,
- 14:48Speaker 4: let him have one. Yeah, true, Like the Nicks are
- 14:51Speaker 4: in the finals, you're not going to deny jay Z.
- 14:53Speaker 1: I saw that Trump got there via Air Force one.
- 14:57Speaker 1: Chalome showed up in a Lamborghini. Ben Stiller got there
- 15:01Speaker 1: via the tunnels from.
- 15:05Speaker 4: I think that the reason. I bet if Trump didn't
- 15:09Speaker 4: go to the game. I bet there would have been
- 15:12Speaker 4: less violence last night. You make everyone wait in a
- 15:15Speaker 4: four hour TSA line. That's how the people get angry.
- 15:18Speaker 4: People get people are fired up now, dude.
- 15:19Speaker 1: But I think most of the violence was at Bryant
- 15:21Speaker 1: Park for like the watch party.
- 15:23Speaker 4: They probably pissed for their friends of the game. I
- 15:27Speaker 4: saw Wemby getting screened in the tunnel of MSG like
- 15:30Speaker 4: he was going to he was boarding a flight at LaGuardia. Yeah,
- 15:34Speaker 4: a long ass wand a god. They think Wemby was
- 15:36Speaker 4: going to be the guy to kill Trump. That would
- 15:39Speaker 4: be crazy.
- 15:40Speaker 5: I could see they did you see the sort of
- 15:43Speaker 5: glass that they erected in the Trump's box.
- 15:46Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, they booed him and then they muted it
- 15:51Speaker 4: on the TV.
- 15:52Speaker 5: Sounded like that. Yeah. I don't think it was a
- 15:55Speaker 5: great idea. I get why they did it, but to
- 15:58Speaker 5: cut to Trump during the anthem. Oh yeah, it is
- 16:03Speaker 5: a conflicting moment there, did you see because the people
- 16:07Speaker 5: were booing and I and it's like, yeah, that anthem,
- 16:14Speaker 5: that was one of the best national anthems I've ever
- 16:16Speaker 5: heard sung. That guy's voice was beyond belief. Oh really,
- 16:21Speaker 5: Oh my god, that guy.
- 16:23Speaker 4: I don't know if I I it was unbelievable.
- 16:27Speaker 1: I was taking a knee, like.
- 16:29Speaker 4: Seinfeld was unbelievable.
- 16:31Speaker 5: Yeah, he's incredible. Yeah, I was amazing. And imagine being
- 16:37Speaker 5: that guy and you're killing it and then all of
- 16:39Speaker 5: a sudden, everyone's booing. Yes, yeah, I never thought he
- 16:42Speaker 5: probably doesn't know Trump's on the fucking jumbo tron.
- 16:46Speaker 4: What the fuck did I just not looking up? He's like, oh,
- 16:49Speaker 4: did I miss a word? Yeah, he thinks yeah, he
- 16:51Speaker 4: definitely thought. He butchered the fuck out of it. Yeah,
- 16:54Speaker 4: added his own version. I mean that would throw me off. Oh,
- 17:00Speaker 4: it doesn't matter where you're at in the song. I know,
- 17:02Speaker 4: you start hearing twenty five thousand people booing, You're like,
- 17:05Speaker 4: I must have done something bad.
- 17:07Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, never, They're never booking me again. They had
- 17:11Speaker 1: Trump on a couch like this. They had them on
- 17:13Speaker 1: like a three seater couch and there was like a
- 17:15Speaker 1: dude sitting in the middle. Imagine being like, at least
- 17:18Speaker 1: get two people in the couch three like squeezing on
- 17:21Speaker 1: a couch. Trump's have the president having to squeeze his
- 17:24Speaker 1: balls at a finals game.
- 17:25Speaker 4: I saw his granddaughter was there. She looked like terrified
- 17:30Speaker 4: when the booing was going on. Yeah, kai, yeah. People.
- 17:34Speaker 5: My buddies in my group chat were like, have some
- 17:36Speaker 5: respect for the anthem and the presidents And I was like,
- 17:40Speaker 5: what are you talking about? This is selective patriotism.
- 17:44Speaker 4: Yeah, it's also not the first time that this has happened.
- 17:46Speaker 5: No, no, it isn't. And you know, you're just fucking
- 17:51Speaker 5: doing all the same shit that like both sides just
- 17:55Speaker 5: decide to become like, get to cite die hard patriots
- 17:59Speaker 5: patriots when it suits them that the other side has not.
- 18:02Speaker 4: How dare you boo when the flag has been raised?
- 18:05Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like what yeah, how dare you exercise your
- 18:12Speaker 1: freedom of speech?
- 18:14Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 18:14Speaker 4: I mean I just think Trump going to New York
- 18:17Speaker 4: for the Knicks game three, like, what was what were
- 18:20Speaker 4: they expecting to happen? Correct a massive applause. He would
- 18:23Speaker 4: have been any of the presidents, they would have been booed.
- 18:25Speaker 4: Hates New York City, Yeah, like I don't understand.
- 18:30Speaker 5: Villified New York. Yeah, and totally separated himself and called
- 18:35Speaker 5: this place a fucking dump.
- 18:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:38Speaker 5: It was. I don't even know if I would say
- 18:40Speaker 5: he's wrong. It was funny when he was like falling
- 18:43Speaker 5: a bit to seed. They're like, do you like basketball?
- 18:47Speaker 5: He's like, it's fun. It's a bit left wing, but
- 18:48Speaker 5: it's fun exactly. I thought that was a good line
- 18:54Speaker 5: by him. But I just can't believe that he didn't
- 18:56Speaker 5: have a comfy seat. Like they're building a custom box
- 18:59Speaker 5: free you with bulletproof glass. You can't get a fucking
- 19:03Speaker 5: a lazy boy. You can't get an ottoman underneath, or
- 19:06Speaker 5: like some a massage chair or just going three wide
- 19:09Speaker 5: on a couch is never comfortable.
- 19:11Speaker 4: Who was the guy he was sitting with.
- 19:13Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 19:15Speaker 5: Oh, was it James Dolan?
- 19:16Speaker 4: That was That was d one in the middle.
- 19:18Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 19:19Speaker 1: I saw Bloomberg get smoked on Robert Kraft on the sideline.
- 19:25Speaker 4: Jeeps with all the pedophiles are out.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeter and Eli Manning. I didn't know they were pedophiles.
- 19:31Speaker 1: That's crazy to see that. You have to be a
- 19:34Speaker 1: pedophile to Yeah that.
- 19:36Speaker 4: Was that was like a bad time. Yeah that looks so.
- 19:40Speaker 4: That looks the opposite a viby. That doesn't look like
- 19:43Speaker 4: a good time at all.
- 19:45Speaker 1: Like James Dolan is sitting in the middle seat on
- 19:47Speaker 1: an airplane right there, like having to cross his arms,
- 19:50Speaker 1: can't use the arm rest.
- 19:53Speaker 5: James Dolan's also been hated by New York people for
- 19:56Speaker 5: so long, but maybe maybe they're sturning that around now
- 19:58Speaker 5: that the Knicks are good again. Would you guys say,
- 20:01Speaker 5: is James Dolan still despised or have people come around
- 20:05Speaker 5: on him?
- 20:06Speaker 4: I don't think that he'll like him good, but I
- 20:08Speaker 4: might be wrong. He hates barstool too.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Yeah, he won't let people come to like he wouldn't
- 20:14Speaker 1: let I think he wouldn't let like Glenny balls on
- 20:16Speaker 1: like the floor of some event or something like that.
- 20:19Speaker 4: I know that Dave said that when we had that
- 20:21Speaker 4: big conversation about if he could sell out Madison Square
- 20:23Speaker 4: Garden or not, he said that he wouldn't be allowed
- 20:25Speaker 4: to do a show at Madison Square Garden regardless. Like,
- 20:28Speaker 4: even if he could sell it out, you've said that, yeah,
- 20:31Speaker 4: because this guy wouldn't let him. Imagine, Yeah, because we're
- 20:36Speaker 4: ringing down like a full arena of people just because
- 20:39Speaker 4: you don't like the guy. Yeah, but I think he.
- 20:41Speaker 1: Could just be like, I'll just put in Billy Joel
- 20:43Speaker 1: for night.
- 20:43Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, I guess that's true.
- 20:45Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll bring Harry Styles back for a little.
- 20:47Speaker 4: For thirty five shows.
- 20:51Speaker 1: Do you where do you stand on that debate? Are
- 20:53Speaker 1: you still that Dave couldn't sell it out?
- 20:55Speaker 4: I don't. I don't speak on things like that anymore.
- 20:58Speaker 4: It's beyond me. I would I would say I don't know,
- 21:02Speaker 4: I don't know stuff now. I actually I never thought.
- 21:05Speaker 1: I'd see the day you'd be so scared to speak
- 21:07Speaker 1: your mind.
- 21:08Speaker 5: Oh.
- 21:08Speaker 4: It was like, I don't really feel like rebringing up
- 21:10Speaker 4: all that. So you feel the same way. No, I
- 21:14Speaker 4: I haven't thought about it in years. Just asking you
- 21:16Speaker 4: to think about it. I'm trying, but I'm just having
- 21:19Speaker 4: a hard time getting into and Yeah, good, A good
- 21:22Speaker 4: answer for you.
- 21:22Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Do you think that
- 21:24Speaker 1: he could?
- 21:25Speaker 5: I don't have any comment either. I'm afraid of my
- 21:29Speaker 5: own words.
- 21:30Speaker 4: What do you this is? If they're putting bulletproof glass
- 21:35Speaker 4: around Trump at the game, maybe don't go to the game,
- 21:39Speaker 4: like if they're If you're right in a like if
- 21:41Speaker 4: someone shot at Trump MSG, it would have been like
- 21:46Speaker 4: a stampede of people, like it would have been chaos.
- 21:50Speaker 4: Well help me, it's never happened before.
- 21:52Speaker 5: Helped me out here. When he goes to the UFC fights,
- 21:55Speaker 5: does he sit behind boldproof classes?
- 21:56Speaker 4: Then? I think he said it's front row.
- 21:58Speaker 5: That's kind of what I thought. Can we look that up?
- 22:00Speaker 4: He does, or at least it might be.
- 22:03Speaker 1: So.
- 22:03Speaker 5: The presumption, the presumption then is that you're that an
- 22:09Speaker 5: arena of UFC fans is just so uh unanimously friendly
- 22:15Speaker 5: to the president and that Madison Square Garden is so
- 22:20Speaker 5: against him that he has to protect his life in
- 22:24Speaker 5: one versus the other, there's still both twenty thousand people. Yeah,
- 22:29Speaker 5: I mean, you could get a bad egg in each place.
- 22:30Speaker 4: I would think, yeah, yeah, I mean I totally agree.
- 22:34Speaker 4: It's it doesn't make any sense. But the like I
- 22:37Speaker 4: guess you like this is more recent with all row Yeah,
- 22:42Speaker 4: assassination attempts. So I also think that quotations.
- 22:49Speaker 1: I think that in the like imagine if he was
- 22:53Speaker 1: sitting in Michael Bloomberg seats and there was like a
- 22:55Speaker 1: loose ball and Jose Alvarado like shouldered Trump and the
- 23:00Speaker 1: face going after a loose ball or something like that.
- 23:03Speaker 1: In the UFC, there's like a fence that you can't
- 23:06Speaker 1: it's not going to spill over to hit you. Yeah,
- 23:08Speaker 1: but still, like bulletproof glass is a different point bulletproof glass.
- 23:11Speaker 4: Like if there's bulletproof glass, that means that they think
- 23:14Speaker 4: that there is a possibility that someone is going to
- 23:16Speaker 4: try to shoot Trump at the garden. Which if that's
- 23:20Speaker 4: the case, aren't you putting everyone that's at the garden
- 23:23Speaker 4: in danger by being there?
- 23:27Speaker 5: Nah, the president should be able to go to a
- 23:30Speaker 5: sporting event without his life being.
- 23:35Speaker 4: Yeah, but like I just think it should theoretically. No,
- 23:40Speaker 4: I agree. I live in a country where.
- 23:42Speaker 5: You can go to a game and not be like
- 23:44Speaker 5: I gotta kill the president today.
- 23:46Speaker 4: No, I completely agree.
- 23:47Speaker 5: I'm got to tickets, but I was planning to just watch.
- 23:51Speaker 5: But now that he's coming.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I spent ten thousand on tickets.
- 23:54Speaker 7: I'm going to build a three D printed gun and
- 23:56Speaker 7: fucking smuggle plastic gun in my.
- 23:59Speaker 5: Buggle it up my ass. That's something I don't bathroom like.
- 24:02Speaker 4: I just don't get, like the bulletproof glass means like
- 24:06Speaker 4: security thinks, hey, we were we did our best, but
- 24:10Speaker 4: it's there's still a chance. No.
- 24:11Speaker 1: I think it's just like you if if something did happen,
- 24:16Speaker 1: it would be like, well, why the fuck wasn't he
- 24:17Speaker 1: behind bulletproof glass. I think it's just like a fail
- 24:20Speaker 1: safe type of uh, like you have to have that
- 24:24Speaker 1: every measure covered or else.
- 24:25Speaker 4: You like, look at where the bulletproof glass is, Like
- 24:28Speaker 4: this isn't this is insinuating that someone is going to
- 24:31Speaker 4: take a shot with like a rifle from like mid court.
- 24:34Speaker 4: Like he's in the nosebleeds and the bulletproof glass is
- 24:37Speaker 4: in front of him. So where are they shooting from
- 24:40Speaker 4: the other side of the nose bleeds. I don't know
- 24:43Speaker 4: like this. I just think it's crazy. I think it's
- 24:45Speaker 4: crazy to even have the bulletproof glass.
- 24:47Speaker 1: Well I heard I saw he was banging on it
- 24:50Speaker 1: like a hockey game.
- 24:55Speaker 4: Uh.
- 24:56Speaker 5: They also had the glass when he went to the
- 24:57Speaker 5: Ryder Cup. Oh yeah again, and that's New York. To me,
- 25:01Speaker 5: it's it seems like, I don't know, like they decide
- 25:05Speaker 5: that they need to put.
- 25:06Speaker 1: I think enough people have tried to kill him. That's
- 25:08Speaker 1: just like, well, yeah.
- 25:09Speaker 5: My point is that they should have it everywhere. Well
- 25:11Speaker 5: the poem, I don't think he should be going to
- 25:13Speaker 5: UFC fights fucking unglassed.
- 25:16Speaker 4: But that's the thing that I don't understand, Like, do
- 25:18Speaker 4: you think that they're do Do you think the glass
- 25:20Speaker 4: is to like put fear in people, to be like, oh,
- 25:25Speaker 4: look when Trump's here, he needs the glass? No, I
- 25:27Speaker 4: don't think so.
- 25:28Speaker 5: I think it's a correct and necessary precaution at this point.
- 25:34Speaker 5: But I but I don't entirely my thought would be,
- 25:37Speaker 5: I think.
- 25:38Speaker 4: The correct the correct move would just be, hey, watch
- 25:40Speaker 4: the game from home. Let's what. You don't watch the
- 25:42Speaker 4: Knicks at all, You've never been to the games. Let's
- 25:44Speaker 4: watch from home. There's a big press than walking in
- 25:46Speaker 4: with a fucking glass box around you.
- 25:48Speaker 5: The heads of state presidents going to super Bowls and
- 25:51Speaker 5: major sporting events, of course, but he should be able
- 25:55Speaker 5: to do that.
- 25:57Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 25:57Speaker 1: I think the thing I think you're trying to lull
- 25:59Speaker 1: the Secret Service to sleep, and no, you're like, there's
- 26:02Speaker 1: no reason for anybody to be concerned, and then bam,
- 26:06Speaker 1: that's where Sas steps in.
- 26:07Speaker 4: I think the glass is more of a statement than
- 26:09Speaker 4: it is an actual like safety precaution, not even bulletproof. Honestly,
- 26:14Speaker 4: it could be like it might just be like plexiglass
- 26:17Speaker 4: candy glass. Trump was probably.
- 26:20Speaker 1: Hit it like a wrestling move and it just shatters
- 26:23Speaker 1: like stone cold walking through.
- 26:26Speaker 4: I don't know, I I don't.
- 26:30Speaker 5: I don't really know what to make of it, to
- 26:32Speaker 5: be honest with you.
- 26:34Speaker 4: Like, has there been any like shootings at the garden
- 26:38Speaker 4: before that?
- 26:41Speaker 1: It's just a public You saw how violent it was outside,
- 26:45Speaker 1: but it's.
- 26:45Speaker 4: A four hour security line and then going in and
- 26:49Speaker 4: being inside of a cage.
- 26:51Speaker 5: Dude, I think twenty thousand people, it's pretty tough to
- 26:54Speaker 5: be perfect in frisking and not letting someone slip through.
- 27:01Speaker 5: Whether maybe maybe they've acquired an MSG employee outfit, right,
- 27:08Speaker 5: and a fake mustache.
- 27:10Speaker 4: I mean that would be considered the fake mustache. No,
- 27:12Speaker 4: it seems like you're.
- 27:13Speaker 5: Taking a fake mustache off and he's like, I'm put
- 27:15Speaker 5: to the damn act, you.
- 27:16Speaker 4: Fool, fool.
- 27:23Speaker 1: I just think that this is an insane visual to
- 27:25Speaker 1: look at. Yeah, but you know who wishes they had
- 27:28Speaker 1: some bulletproof glass. Fucking Abraham Lincoln that like this is
- 27:32Speaker 1: this is a prime Wilkes Booth situation.
- 27:35Speaker 4: But Abraham Lincoln didn't have the glass. He's mad enough
- 27:38Speaker 4: to go to the play without the glass.
- 27:39Speaker 5: Yeah, because we had to learn from Abe that we
- 27:42Speaker 5: need glass.
- 27:43Speaker 4: But they got like twenty other presidents after Abe, so
- 27:46Speaker 4: clearly the glass doesn't matter.
- 27:47Speaker 5: Those didn't happen at.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Got and they got three other ones afterfk no glass.
- 27:53Speaker 1: Who was talking yesterday the option for your glass opted out?
- 27:58Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, but.
- 27:59Speaker 5: That happened in Texas, right, So he was a Democrat,
- 28:03Speaker 5: makes sense, should have had glass.
- 28:06Speaker 4: Like, what's he gonna do drive down the street with
- 28:08Speaker 4: a glass box over the car?
- 28:10Speaker 1: Literally, what the pope does? Have you seen the popemobile? No, Tyler,
- 28:16Speaker 1: do us as solid show the pope mobile if.
- 28:18Speaker 5: He's going to a if he went to a drag
- 28:21Speaker 5: show in Boston, he doesn't need glass, I guess.
- 28:25Speaker 4: Yeah, Like that's pretty much what they should have for Trump.
- 28:28Speaker 4: Look at the front of the car. Why does it
- 28:29Speaker 4: look like a souped up El Camino. That's crazy. That's
- 28:34Speaker 4: kind of sick, to be honest.
- 28:35Speaker 1: The bottom of that, the new ones with the Mercese
- 28:38Speaker 1: that Vatican I knew that the tithing money at the
- 28:41Speaker 1: Catholic Church was going to something good, A nice g
- 28:44Speaker 1: wagon for the pope.
- 28:45Speaker 4: He's a white it out g wagon. That's unbelievable. That's
- 28:50Speaker 4: pretty sick. Yeah, he's flexing in that bitch. Like if
- 28:54Speaker 4: Trump showed up in one of those, I would have
- 28:56Speaker 4: a little bit more respect his shit. I mean, instead
- 29:01Speaker 4: of just one thin layer of glass in front of him.
- 29:05Speaker 4: It's not gonna stop a air soft gun.
- 29:08Speaker 5: It's not gonna stop.
- 29:11Speaker 4: Exactly, hook shot with a grenade exactly? Have they not
- 29:14Speaker 4: taken that? They haven't taken account for the possibility of grenades.
- 29:18Speaker 5: Grenades or Yeah, Ralph Nader's are not not gonna be
- 29:22Speaker 5: stopped the way the.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Knicks were shooting last night. Though nobody in New York
- 29:26Speaker 1: was hitting Trump, It's true, thirty eight percent chance of
- 29:29Speaker 1: hitting them damn bums.
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- 33:13Speaker 4: Are you about to say? Brother?
- 33:14Speaker 5: Nothing? I don't really have anything more to say on
- 33:17Speaker 5: the podcast.
- 33:19Speaker 4: They're done. Well. We I'm just saying I ran out
- 33:22Speaker 4: months ago.
- 33:23Speaker 5: Oh okay, so sometimes I'll just say what's up?
- 33:29Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, nothing wrong with that. I saw that dude
- 33:31Speaker 4: from the Spurs. Yeah, Luke Cornette, Luke Cornett.
- 33:35Speaker 5: Another thing we were talking about before the episode that
- 33:37Speaker 5: should have been totally fine, All good, I'll get but
- 33:40Speaker 5: you spanked it out of there.
- 33:42Speaker 4: We Uh, yeah, I saw Louke Cornett yesterday and I
- 33:44Speaker 4: love Hornet. What what what is his name? Lou Hornet,
- 33:49Speaker 4: Lou Hornet, Luke Cornett isn't know what I said? Yeah,
- 33:53Speaker 4: he's Hornet. Just keep moving, just keep talking. I'm just
- 33:57Speaker 4: fucking he's messing around. I guess I'll over.
- 34:01Speaker 1: Let's go back to this serious conversation about how you
- 34:04Speaker 1: can't fathom one inch of glass. Let's go do fifteen
- 34:07Speaker 1: more minutes on you not being able.
- 34:09Speaker 4: I'm going to show up for the podcast next week
- 34:11Speaker 4: with a glass box around my head, just taking the
- 34:16Speaker 4: next step, you know, then you know what I'm gonna do.
- 34:18Speaker 4: Stab me in the chest, Phil it with Sam No
- 34:21Speaker 4: no fart in it. Yeah, shot like Steve O. There's
- 34:25Speaker 4: going to be no bottom, it's going to be it's
- 34:27Speaker 4: just going to be kind of surrounding the face.
- 34:29Speaker 1: Well that then I'm going to shoot you from underneath
- 34:31Speaker 1: your chin.
- 34:31Speaker 4: Good luck.
- 34:34Speaker 5: So Harry Harry Texas yesterday, he goes I think, like
- 34:39Speaker 5: I think I may have seen Luke Cornett on the
- 34:42Speaker 5: street on Seventh Avenue.
- 34:44Speaker 4: Well I saw him yesterday before the podcast, but I
- 34:46Speaker 4: never brought it up because I didn't want to be wrong.
- 34:49Speaker 5: So here's my point, right, Luke Cornett is seven foot
- 34:52Speaker 5: three and he was wearing Spurs gear three blocks from
- 34:57Speaker 5: the garden when they're playing them head to tell. There's
- 35:00Speaker 5: no chance it's anyone else. I didn't think he was
- 35:04Speaker 5: on the Spur There's no Luke Coortinet impersonator.
- 35:07Speaker 4: I thought he was on the Celtics. He was, I know,
- 35:10Speaker 4: I know, I thought he was still on the Celtics.
- 35:13Speaker 4: I didn't know he was like one of the top
- 35:15Speaker 4: guys in the league.
- 35:16Speaker 5: It's kind of amazing, to be honest, that he has
- 35:19Speaker 5: become actually a more important player on the Spurs because
- 35:23Speaker 5: he was very sparingly used on the Celtics.
- 35:26Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like a three point shooter on the
- 35:28Speaker 1: He like completely revamped his game due to injuries. But
- 35:32Speaker 1: he's like the backup center. But I thought it was
- 35:35Speaker 1: ballsy of him to be wearing Spurs gear. I'm surprised
- 35:37Speaker 1: he didn't have throngs of a mob chasing him down
- 35:39Speaker 1: the street.
- 35:40Speaker 4: It was, dude, the street was closed. It was literally me,
- 35:43Speaker 4: him and like two other dudes that were with him.
- 35:46Speaker 1: How'd you get on the street.
- 35:47Speaker 4: I just walked through the barrier.
- 35:48Speaker 5: He was wearing Spurs gear.
- 35:50Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. It was right next to like the hotel
- 35:53Speaker 4: that they must be staying in. I was like walking
- 35:56Speaker 4: down the street and I was staring at him him,
- 36:00Speaker 4: because he's seven feet tall, naturally, eyes are glued to him,
- 36:05Speaker 4: and he was looking at me. And then I realized
- 36:09Speaker 4: after he was looking at me because he thought I
- 36:11Speaker 4: was going to like say something because I was staring
- 36:14Speaker 4: at him.
- 36:15Speaker 1: I wouldn't put a past big Cornet to know who
- 36:17Speaker 1: you are.
- 36:18Speaker 4: No, no, no, not at all. The vibe was like
- 36:20Speaker 4: the vibe. The vibe was like I was passing them
- 36:24Speaker 4: and they were all looking at me. Like, here we go,
- 36:26Speaker 4: fucking get the photos ready, Like it looked like I
- 36:29Speaker 4: was like a fan that was gonna be like, hey, Luke,
- 36:32Speaker 4: can I get a photo?
- 36:33Speaker 5: Instead, You're the guy who's gonna be like you got
- 36:35Speaker 5: You really have a passing resemblance.
- 36:37Speaker 4: Yeah, Luke Cornet, do you ever think about playing basketball?
- 36:42Speaker 4: Have you ever seen that center on the Celtics Luke Cornet?
- 36:46Speaker 4: That's honestly how it kind of felt that way. And
- 36:49Speaker 4: then I and then I did the podcast, got on
- 36:52Speaker 4: the train, looked up the Spurs roster, and then I
- 36:58Speaker 4: found him and I was like, oh, that that was
- 36:59Speaker 4: definitely I didn't even know it was.
- 37:02Speaker 5: The Spurs insignia on his chest and tip.
- 37:07Speaker 4: You you know, like I had a feeling that they
- 37:09Speaker 4: had something to do with the team.
- 37:11Speaker 5: So you're telling me you were, like, God, Lee, Celtic
- 37:14Speaker 5: center Luke Cornett is a Spurs fan.
- 37:17Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the game, I just thought there's no
- 37:21Speaker 4: way that was Luke Cornett. Yeah. Yeah.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Did you see Wemby at the park sketching?
- 37:28Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a little performative for me, A little performative
- 37:31Speaker 4: for my liking. He's French, doesn't matter, Yeah it does.
- 37:35Speaker 4: He's a basketball player. So what he's not sketching anything?
- 37:40Speaker 5: What was he sketching? You're saying? In Central Park?
- 37:42Speaker 4: There's a video of it. Thank you the cool ass,
- 37:46Speaker 4: over and over again. Like cube, it's the.
- 37:52Speaker 5: Drawing equivalent of Lebron reading the first Harry Potter.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Book in Gramercy Park.
- 37:58Speaker 5: Yeah, oh wow, oh Grammar'cy Park. That makes sense right,
- 38:03Speaker 5: because then you got to have a special key to
- 38:05Speaker 5: get in there.
- 38:07Speaker 1: That's nice. Why why is this? Why are you finding
- 38:10Speaker 1: a way to hate on this?
- 38:11Speaker 4: I don't mind that. I think it's performative.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Why the who's he performing for?
- 38:16Speaker 5: That's a private park, so you can't he's If he
- 38:19Speaker 5: were in Central Park, I would say it was performative,
- 38:21Speaker 5: But this park, he's seeking privacy.
- 38:25Speaker 4: You feel anybody having, like any type of privacy anywhere.
- 38:29Speaker 4: I feel like, once you're that height, privacy's out the
- 38:32Speaker 4: window pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, No one's gonna be like,
- 38:35Speaker 4: oh shit, who's that nine foot guy walking?
- 38:38Speaker 5: You know who else's privacy is out the window? Is
- 38:41Speaker 5: anyone else whose house he's walking by? Because he can
- 38:46Speaker 5: quite literally see through their window.
- 38:48Speaker 1: Yeah, he's peering into the skylight on top of us,
- 38:50Speaker 1: on roof.
- 38:51Speaker 4: He is.
- 38:53Speaker 5: A peeping tom.
- 38:55Speaker 4: Yeah every day. Yeah, I mean going into like a
- 38:57Speaker 4: public bathroom, he's probably right over the stalls.
- 39:02Speaker 5: And not only that, but everyone's penis looks small because
- 39:05Speaker 5: he's so far away from him.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if he PE's at the urinal, his dick
- 39:10Speaker 1: is higher than the divider, so then he has to
- 39:12Speaker 1: go into the actual stall, and he's so much taller
- 39:16Speaker 1: than the stall.
- 39:16Speaker 4: That arms up on the Sideall.
- 39:23Speaker 1: At least he's good at basketball, though there's some of
- 39:25Speaker 1: these guys ou are of that height? Huh, only if
- 39:28Speaker 1: he gets this ringod, he's only good if he gets
- 39:30Speaker 1: this ring. Didn't he drop thirty last night?
- 39:33Speaker 4: Doesn't matter unless you get the dub.
- 39:35Speaker 1: No, there's like there's a guy from Florida named Oliver
- 39:38Speaker 1: Riu who's like seven eight and he just he can
- 39:42Speaker 1: barely move, like imagine being like that.
- 39:46Speaker 4: Well, will that happen to him? Like will he get
- 39:49Speaker 4: like will he turn like thirty? And he'll be like
- 39:50Speaker 4: I can't.
- 39:52Speaker 5: I think he benefits. This is just my theory from
- 39:55Speaker 5: the fact that he's as lean as he is el Rey, Yeah,
- 39:59Speaker 5: because he doesn't carry so much weight and then therefore
- 40:03Speaker 5: his joints aren't he moves better than anyone, and he's
- 40:08Speaker 5: seven foot round.
- 40:09Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's live. It's pretty shocking. I just don't
- 40:14Speaker 4: know how he hasn't got I don't know how he
- 40:18Speaker 4: hasn't got got like injured.
- 40:21Speaker 5: Well he's twenty two again, look at this like for him,
- 40:26Speaker 5: he's kind of.
- 40:27Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't. But gay, he's.
- 40:33Speaker 4: A big gay.
- 40:34Speaker 5: He's a little bit.
- 40:35Speaker 4: He's just drawing in the park.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Yeah, he could suck his own dick like, that's exactly
- 40:40Speaker 1: if he were I can suck my own dick.
- 40:42Speaker 4: Moves, praying man, just behavior.
- 40:44Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell he's fly though, I'll give it
- 40:47Speaker 1: to him heart.
- 40:49Speaker 5: Yeah, guy, I like Wemby.
- 40:51Speaker 4: Yeah, he's great for basketball, he's good. The Uber driver
- 40:54Speaker 4: I had just kept on calling him the alien. It's
- 40:56Speaker 4: kept on being like that alien on the Spurs. Yeah,
- 40:59Speaker 4: smoke some tweed with the alien. Yeah, the guy with
- 41:02Speaker 4: the uber driver was a little, a little much for
- 41:05Speaker 4: my liking. Yeah.
- 41:06Speaker 1: I can't believe you were having a conversation with him.
- 41:07Speaker 4: No, I got a little crazy. Started talking about like
- 41:10Speaker 4: how he was going out with some girl who was
- 41:12Speaker 4: pregnant and I ort know she had she just had
- 41:16Speaker 4: a baby, and he said he was sucking one of
- 41:19Speaker 4: the titties while the while the kid was sucking the other.
- 41:22Speaker 1: No he didn't, No, he didn't.
- 41:25Speaker 4: I swear to God. Uh, Sunday, What where were you going?
- 41:32Speaker 4: I was. I had a rental car and I was
- 41:34Speaker 4: dropping it off and ubering back to my apartment.
- 41:37Speaker 1: How long was the uber?
- 41:38Speaker 5: Like?
- 41:38Speaker 1: How quick did he get to this? Twelve minutes?
- 41:40Speaker 4: What?
- 41:41Speaker 1: Yeah, he's talking about sucking titties.
- 41:43Speaker 4: Within twelve I mean he was joking around. I was
- 41:45Speaker 4: howling laughing. Oh, I was streaming laughing.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Yeah, what nationality are we talking?
- 41:55Speaker 4: Definitely Hispanic of some sorts. Yeah, Yankees, Jersey the funniest.
- 42:00Speaker 4: And then he at the end he was like, you
- 42:01Speaker 4: got him make you gotta crack jokes man, And I
- 42:03Speaker 4: was like, day man, he's giving you career advice. Yeah.
- 42:09Speaker 4: His jokes were funnier than mine by a lot, though.
- 42:11Speaker 1: Yeah, he was sketchy and scribbling, sucking one titty, one,
- 42:15Speaker 1: she sucks the other. This is gold, keep going.
- 42:18Speaker 4: He was funny too because I couldn't really understand him fully,
- 42:21Speaker 4: so like I'd get like every other word that one
- 42:23Speaker 4: I was able to fully understand, hard to miss.
- 42:28Speaker 1: Yeah, how'd you get him going or he just started ripping.
- 42:31Speaker 4: He just went, he was ready, like. I got in
- 42:33Speaker 4: the car immediately. He's like, are you from New York?
- 42:36Speaker 4: And I said yes, not really. I kind of thought
- 42:39Speaker 4: he meant, like, do I live in New York? And
- 42:41Speaker 4: then we talked about the Nicks for like a couple
- 42:42Speaker 4: of minutes. I don't know anything about the Knicks, so
- 42:44Speaker 4: I kind of was bullshitting my way through that. And
- 42:46Speaker 4: then we started talking about titties, which I know a
- 42:48Speaker 4: thing or two about, and we were able to get
- 42:54Speaker 4: we were able to get a good flow going after that.
- 43:00Speaker 5: Harry, have you ever, h have you ever smacked your
- 43:04Speaker 5: penis against some titties?
- 43:06Speaker 4: No, that's not that's t M. I way to tm I.
- 43:09Speaker 4: He took it to he took it to another level.
- 43:11Speaker 5: I thought this was I felt this was a titty conversation.
- 43:15Speaker 5: I thought this was a titty I was.
- 43:17Speaker 4: I was enjoying the conversation until now I'm screeching.
- 43:20Speaker 5: Halt, mission accomplished, because it turns out you talking about
- 43:26Speaker 5: titties made me uncomfortable and I didn't want to talk
- 43:28Speaker 5: about them.
- 43:29Speaker 4: Do you do you got the job done? For sure? Yeah?
- 43:32Speaker 5: Put your bra back on boy boy, Oh God, get
- 43:38Speaker 5: those titties out of my conversation.
- 43:40Speaker 1: If Wemby had tits, he could smack his own dick
- 43:43Speaker 1: against his own tits, definitely, the way that he's pliable.
- 43:47Speaker 4: I bet he's got a tiny dick in comparison to
- 43:51Speaker 4: the rest of his body. You know, I don't know.
- 43:56Speaker 1: I've always heard Shack's dick is gargantuan.
- 43:59Speaker 4: The Shack is kind of a little bit of a
- 44:00Speaker 4: different breed than Wemby. What does that mean? Shack's a beast?
- 44:07Speaker 4: What the fuck? Is tall and skinny? Shack is tall
- 44:11Speaker 4: and jacked and massive.
- 44:13Speaker 5: Did you see Shaq rubbing Ernie's back yesterday and his
- 44:16Speaker 5: hand took up the entire back. Imagine being palmed by
- 44:22Speaker 5: a person.
- 44:22Speaker 4: Palmed in the back. Yeah, yeah, it's.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Tough picking them up like a claw at the fucking
- 44:27Speaker 1: County Fair the claw.
- 44:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 44:31Speaker 1: Uh, it would be awesome if you were one of
- 44:33Speaker 1: the if you were a stand up comic who's an
- 44:35Speaker 1: uber driver, and you just ran your material on everybody
- 44:38Speaker 1: that came in. I feel like that's such a good
- 44:40Speaker 1: way to speed run material.
- 44:42Speaker 4: I know, yeah, I felt like that's kind of what
- 44:45Speaker 4: he was doing. But I always wonder, like, where do
- 44:47Speaker 4: they get these stories like so quickly? Like has he
- 44:49Speaker 4: told that joke a thousand times? For sure? You think
- 44:53Speaker 4: for sure? Yeah, it's probably not one that you're just
- 44:55Speaker 4: testing out on a ten minute drive.
- 44:58Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, I'm gonna play the hits. He was
- 45:00Speaker 1: playing the hits. Yeah, New York crowd. I want to
- 45:04Speaker 1: go up. I want to get a laugh in the
- 45:05Speaker 1: first minute. I don't want to do anything too risky.
- 45:10Speaker 4: Looks us in with the Knicks, talk.
- 45:12Speaker 1: Something local, something topical, and.
- 45:14Speaker 4: Then just gets into the dirty stuff quickly, real quick.
- 45:20Speaker 1: That's that's so nice, Francis. I'm going to Cafe Carmelini
- 45:23Speaker 1: for lunch today.
- 45:24Speaker 5: It's funny you say that, because I was just thinking
- 45:26Speaker 5: about asking bringing up restaurants.
- 45:29Speaker 1: Have you ever been there?
- 45:30Speaker 5: No? I haven't. What's that about? Oh I've heard about it.
- 45:32Speaker 5: It's quite good, right close?
- 45:34Speaker 4: Why are you going for lunch?
- 45:36Speaker 1: A friend of mine taking a half day in town? No,
- 45:38Speaker 1: coming right back to work after taking out a long day. Actually,
- 45:41Speaker 1: I have a six o'clock recording tonight.
- 45:43Speaker 4: Oh wow, really right? I had a ten pm recording
- 45:47Speaker 4: last night of the vital.
- 45:49Speaker 1: Of What Bush you Think? We should get. So we
- 45:52Speaker 1: have five episodes to record in Chicago next week. You
- 45:55Speaker 1: think we should get Holy shit, isn't that crazy? Two
- 45:59Speaker 1: on Monday, one on Twoday, on Wednesday.
- 46:03Speaker 5: I'll let you boys, uh Group four play if they're
- 46:09Speaker 5: off anywhere.
- 46:12Speaker 4: Tag me in on that as well. Bron, you can
- 46:15Speaker 4: handle those all five.
- 46:18Speaker 1: Because we have two for the week and then three
- 46:20Speaker 1: we have to bank for the week that for the
- 46:22Speaker 1: time that we're off.
- 46:24Speaker 4: For the fourth. What are the dates that we're off
- 46:26Speaker 4: for the fourth? I think we have the whole month
- 46:28Speaker 4: of July this year.
- 46:31Speaker 1: I was gonna say Jerry and Mook as a guest
- 46:34Speaker 1: for one of them. Oh yeah, why not like a
- 46:36Speaker 1: bush a Bush episode?
- 46:37Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be great. Let's do that, wouldn't that be nice? Yeah,
- 46:40Speaker 4: let's do about We had a big meeting with Austin
- 46:42Speaker 4: today right after this.
- 46:44Speaker 1: Why don't we do that on the Son of a
- 46:45Speaker 1: Boy Dad, have Austin on too.
- 46:48Speaker 4: This is an off camera meeting. Got to get angry. Yeah,
- 46:52Speaker 4: it's going to be to get angry meeting. Who's going
- 46:54Speaker 4: to get angry? I think everyone at him. Well, it's
- 46:58Speaker 4: kind of like us versus Austin. That's how you usually
- 47:00Speaker 4: is why just not not see an eye to eye
- 47:04Speaker 4: on a couple of things.
- 47:05Speaker 1: The way their bank accounts set up.
- 47:06Speaker 4: He thinks that you guys are spending too much money. No, no,
- 47:11Speaker 4: he thinks, well yes, and we think the opposite.
- 47:15Speaker 5: You think you're not spending enough. Yeah, what do you need?
- 47:17Speaker 5: What would you do with more money? Come better players? No?
- 47:23Speaker 4: No, we just really we just need the money to
- 47:25Speaker 4: like approve all the funding and everything for the majors.
- 47:28Speaker 1: We need the money to approve the funding.
- 47:31Speaker 4: There's a lot of ways that there's a lot of
- 47:32Speaker 4: things that it. I mean, I can talk about it
- 47:35Speaker 4: a little bit, but I don't want to go too
- 47:37Speaker 4: much into detail. But like, why not because the it's
- 47:40Speaker 4: an off camera meeting. I thought there were no off
- 47:44Speaker 4: camera meetings. This is Barstool sports bro nothing off cam. Well,
- 47:48Speaker 4: pretty much, the thing is is we have to have
- 47:51Speaker 4: a budget for every single tournament that the players are
- 47:54Speaker 4: going to, and then on top of that, we have
- 47:58Speaker 4: to get that budget approved by Austin. But they don't
- 48:03Speaker 4: let Barstool doesn't let like we no longer handle the
- 48:06Speaker 4: money from Bush And there's a lot of revenue that
- 48:10Speaker 4: comes in, like there's buyouts from players, there's tournament winnings,
- 48:15Speaker 4: there's those two. Those are the two big ones. Pretty much,
- 48:19Speaker 4: that's it. But like so and then obviously we have
- 48:22Speaker 4: like ad deals, we have like you know, like the
- 48:24Speaker 4: twitch subs, YouTube subscriptions, like all that.
- 48:27Speaker 5: What what what? When you say buyouts for players, you're
- 48:30Speaker 5: saying that like other teams will buy out the contracts
- 48:33Speaker 5: of the current players.
- 48:34Speaker 4: Like professional teams will buy out the contract of our
- 48:36Speaker 4: players and pick them up.
- 48:38Speaker 5: How much are you getting for that?
- 48:40Speaker 4: Usually it's around twenty five hundred oh per guy cool,
- 48:45Speaker 4: which doesn't sound like a lot of money, but it
- 48:46Speaker 4: is a lot of money because that's like two people's
- 48:49Speaker 4: full way they are and back sure for the team.
- 48:52Speaker 4: So it's more so just like we got to get
- 48:54Speaker 4: on the same page of like where this money's going,
- 48:56Speaker 4: because like we're bringing in all the money. Hypothetically, if
- 48:59Speaker 4: we were or like an independent organization and we weren't
- 49:02Speaker 4: attached to barstool, like all of that money would be
- 49:05Speaker 4: used to fund the next trip. But like it's a
- 49:09Speaker 4: weird gray area with Barstool because we're paid salaries and stuff,
- 49:12Speaker 4: so they don't want us to have the full access
- 49:15Speaker 4: to that money.
- 49:17Speaker 5: You make it seem as if you know, given total
- 49:20Speaker 5: control over the budget, you guys would manage it better
- 49:24Speaker 5: and everything you want to get done would get done.
- 49:27Speaker 5: Is there enough money coming in that you could send
- 49:29Speaker 5: everyone to majors and do all those things?
- 49:32Speaker 4: Yes, you know that for a fact. Yeah. Yeah, we
- 49:38Speaker 4: have to do a full budget for every major, and
- 49:40Speaker 4: I know how much money would be.
- 49:41Speaker 1: But that's with Barstool getting none of the money. Like
- 49:44Speaker 1: there's no cut for Daddy Dave in that circumstance. Well,
- 49:47Speaker 1: the Daddy Dave needs his cut, Well.
- 49:49Speaker 4: They get the cut from all of the ad revenue,
- 49:53Speaker 4: like from Cracking and Lucy a cut they get one
- 49:57Speaker 4: hundred percent.
- 49:58Speaker 1: Yeah, well Daddy Dave needs to wet his beak on
- 50:00Speaker 1: your shit too.
- 50:02Speaker 4: I just think like they like I don't care, but
- 50:04Speaker 4: we don't care about the money, Like I don't care
- 50:05Speaker 4: about I'm not I'm not looking to like I think
- 50:08Speaker 4: about thousand dollars.
- 50:10Speaker 5: I know. I'm not saying you care that you get some.
- 50:13Speaker 5: I'm saying you care where how it's used.
- 50:16Speaker 4: Yeah, more so, I just will, Like I think we
- 50:17Speaker 4: just want more freedom to just like we know what
- 50:20Speaker 4: to do, we know how to book everything, we plan
- 50:22Speaker 4: out the full budge like Mook does like a full spreadsheet.
- 50:25Speaker 5: Sure, but isn't it the case that I mean all
- 50:29Speaker 5: I've heard, And again, sorry for being such a no,
- 50:31Speaker 5: I don't care hater. I'm doing it to kind of
- 50:34Speaker 5: clear up.
- 50:35Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't mind. Is it?
- 50:38Speaker 5: From what I've seen, the issue that has plagued you
- 50:41Speaker 5: is that you guys never seem to adhere to your budget.
- 50:45Speaker 4: That was more so just the Birmingham one. The Birmingham
- 50:48Speaker 4: one was a little bit of a disaster, but there
- 50:50Speaker 4: were also the car crash. Yeah, the car crash. Because
- 50:54Speaker 4: the car crash, we rented two cars, which is a
- 50:57Speaker 4: lot of money already, as you know, for a week
- 50:59Speaker 4: and you and you broke broke one of them on
- 51:02Speaker 4: another car on another car, which then you know, of course,
- 51:04Speaker 4: that adds up a little bit. Actually, don't think that
- 51:07Speaker 4: that was that. I think that was like three hundred
- 51:08Speaker 4: bucks or something. But then we had to uber forty
- 51:13Speaker 4: minutes both ways every single day for a week because
- 51:15Speaker 4: no one trusted, no one wanted to drive the no
- 51:17Speaker 4: because the only other car we had left was a
- 51:20Speaker 4: twelve person van which we had crashed. The su or
- 51:24Speaker 4: the sedan, so I think everyone was like, maybe we
- 51:26Speaker 4: don't drive the van around now, so we ubered everywhere.
- 51:30Speaker 4: That added up and then like, yeah, I mean there
- 51:34Speaker 4: were a couple other things that happened with the budget
- 51:36Speaker 4: for that, but like for Atlanta, there were the other
- 51:38Speaker 4: things Nicky numbers. The flight situation Jerry added him into
- 51:45Speaker 4: the flight wasn't supposed to happen. We we we're on
- 51:49Speaker 4: to Cincinnati. We moved on from that the the So yeah,
- 51:55Speaker 4: I mean that's pretty much it. We went over budget
- 51:56Speaker 4: with that, but it wasn't like we didn't go crazy
- 51:59Speaker 4: over budget. Also, a lot of the stuff that we're
- 52:01Speaker 4: paying for is coming out of pocket. Like I had
- 52:04Speaker 4: to buy one of the coach's flights both ways. Didn't
- 52:08Speaker 4: get the expense. So there's like other stuff like that,
- 52:12Speaker 4: you did it, yeah, like all and no, because Jerry
- 52:15Speaker 4: has to pay the guy's salaries out of pocket, holy smoke. Yeah,
- 52:19Speaker 4: And like Mook bought the other coaches flight out of pocket.
- 52:22Speaker 4: So of you guys doing this, what do you mean?
- 52:26Speaker 5: I mean just seem like you're funding it out of
- 52:29Speaker 5: your own pocket.
- 52:30Speaker 4: That's the thing that we're trying to clear up is
- 52:32Speaker 4: why are we funding it out of our own pocket.
- 52:34Speaker 4: When we're not getting any of the money and they're
- 52:37Speaker 4: getting the ad revenue as well. What's awesome going to
- 52:40Speaker 4: say to that? He'll say, like we'll shut it down,
- 52:44Speaker 4: or like that's not gonna happen.
- 52:47Speaker 5: He'll say either either you're paying it out of pocket
- 52:50Speaker 5: or it's shut down.
- 52:52Speaker 4: He won't say it. Ah, yeah, I mean that's very
- 52:54Speaker 4: very very likely. Yeah, well, you gotta have to do
- 52:59Speaker 4: what he says. He's the Well, it's not my boss,
- 53:02Speaker 4: but oh yeah, oh yeah, I guess he's not. Well,
- 53:06Speaker 4: that's why the meeting. I'm not like, we can you know,
- 53:08Speaker 4: me and Austin can get into it. It's not a
- 53:10Speaker 4: big deal. It's a healthy conversation. Yeah, are you nervous, No,
- 53:14Speaker 4: not at all. I don't think it's gonna go well.
- 53:16Speaker 4: I don't think we're gonna get what we want. I
- 53:18Speaker 4: told them. I told Jerry and Mook last night. I
- 53:20Speaker 4: was like, look, there's either we're either if this is
- 53:23Speaker 4: either gonna go really well or it's gonna go exactly
- 53:26Speaker 4: how we think it's gonna go.
- 53:27Speaker 1: I know Austin's gonna enter the meeting with like a
- 53:29Speaker 1: hooded cloak low over his head, with his fingers tented
- 53:33Speaker 1: and glide into the room.
- 53:34Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean Austin, I don't even think knows what
- 53:36Speaker 4: the meeting's for. We called the.
- 53:38Speaker 1: Meeting Content Austin, yeah, or Boss Austin.
- 53:42Speaker 4: But this is Boss Austin, got it. So we'll see
- 53:46Speaker 4: lots of stuff in the works.
- 53:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't fucking wait. We gotta have Jerry and
- 53:51Speaker 1: Muke on. Let's do them on Monday? Is that nice?
- 53:53Speaker 1: Can we do some of the scheduling right now?
- 53:55Speaker 4: Sure?
- 53:56Speaker 1: Jerry and Muke on Monday.
- 53:58Speaker 4: It won't be that it won't.
- 53:59Speaker 1: Be that bad to have some conversations with our friends.
- 54:02Speaker 5: Oh, I'm excited to talk to them. And we'll talk
- 54:06Speaker 5: to Nick and KB, hopefully Nick and KB.
- 54:08Speaker 1: Maybe we could do them on Tuesday or maybe I'm
- 54:11Speaker 1: thinking two on Monday, one on Tuesday, two on Wednesday,
- 54:14Speaker 1: and then you guys can fly home.
- 54:16Speaker 4: Fine with me, Okay, you don't want to do two
- 54:18Speaker 4: on Tuesday.
- 54:19Speaker 1: Two on Tuesday sounds great?
- 54:21Speaker 4: Why don't we do one on Monday, four on Tuesday,
- 54:25Speaker 4: fly home? Because that's never worked for us? At just
- 54:32Speaker 4: six hours straight of potting. Why don't we all just
- 54:36Speaker 4: take a bunch of adderall and we'll just run for
- 54:38Speaker 4: six hours and we'll cut it up part six. Yeah
- 54:44Speaker 4: all right, yeah, that sounds nice. Alright, folks, Lets talk
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- 56:04Speaker 5: here and I cannot wait for the amount of golf
- 56:08Speaker 5: that I'm going to play. Sure it's gonna be hot,
- 56:11Speaker 5: I'll probably have to wear sun sleeves.
- 56:12Speaker 4: But guess what.
- 56:14Speaker 5: Nothing tastes better at the turn after that hot front
- 56:18Speaker 5: nine where you're not playing that well than an ice
- 56:21Speaker 5: cold mountain dew. Oh my god, I look forward to it.
- 56:25Speaker 5: That can turn a day around real quick. Nothing goes
- 56:29Speaker 5: better with summer golf, beachin whatever you're up to in
- 56:34Speaker 5: the hot sun and hanging with your friends. Then the
- 56:37Speaker 5: refreshing citrus kick of mountain dew. Mountain Dew was proudly
- 56:42Speaker 5: born in the foothills of Tennessee. I did not know
- 56:44Speaker 5: that enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of mountain dew, an
- 56:48Speaker 5: American original. When's the last time you had a mountain dew?
- 56:52Speaker 5: I think it's time you revisit it. You've probably forgotten
- 56:55Speaker 5: how delicious that sweet, crisp, cold, bubbly citrusy kick is.
- 57:02Speaker 5: I love a mountain dew grab a dou tasting great
- 57:07Speaker 5: Since nineteen forty eight. What do you think about this, Harry?
- 57:10Speaker 5: I was thinking about this on the way in. Do
- 57:12Speaker 5: you think that there's a space for sort of like
- 57:15Speaker 5: a liberal version of Tony Hinchcliff guy who's like just
- 57:22Speaker 5: saying all kinds of unwoke stuff, but like at his
- 57:27Speaker 5: core is a Democrat.
- 57:30Speaker 4: Like it's weird because I feel like the I feel
- 57:33Speaker 4: like liberal like super liberal people, Like, if we're being honest,
- 57:38Speaker 4: what do you get cancel?
- 57:39Speaker 5: Would that person get canceled by his own und Yeah?
- 57:42Speaker 1: One of the Democrats, like like Twitter account called Steven
- 57:47Speaker 1: Miller a faggot or something like that. Oh it was
- 57:50Speaker 1: like the official Twitter account because someone looked that up.
- 57:53Speaker 4: Who think I saw that?
- 57:54Speaker 1: Like, I think like the DNC like account, I think
- 57:58Speaker 1: that they're like my point is that they're dipping their
- 58:01Speaker 1: toe into like uh forbidden language to be like hey,
- 58:06Speaker 1: like we can mix it up too, But like the
- 58:09Speaker 1: left does like so much like self policing, and I
- 58:14Speaker 1: think so much of like the political identity is if
- 58:16Speaker 1: you are farther than me to the right, then you
- 58:19Speaker 1: are a Nazi, you know, And I think that that's
- 58:22Speaker 1: every everybody kind of identifies as that.
- 58:25Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say. I feel like if you
- 58:26Speaker 4: look at someone like as you can go at their core.
- 58:32Speaker 4: Those people aren't really funny.
- 58:34Speaker 1: Maybe it wasn't Stephen Miller, you know what. It might
- 58:36Speaker 1: have been someone else that they called a.
- 58:40Speaker 4: Faggot.
- 58:42Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know what what is your h
- 58:45Speaker 1: What what made you think that?
- 58:48Speaker 4: Like?
- 58:48Speaker 1: Why why Tony Hinchcliffe from Kill Tony or from roast stuff?
- 58:54Speaker 5: Just just what he is and does? Is there a
- 58:59Speaker 5: counterpart to that?
- 59:00Speaker 4: You're asking if there's a lib Tony out there? Correct?
- 59:03Speaker 5: Yeah, hasan piker like a punk rock kind of like,
- 59:07Speaker 5: damn the fuck it? You know, you can't tell me
- 59:10Speaker 5: what to say, like start making really inappropriate like abortion
- 59:17Speaker 5: jokes that are on the side of being pro choice.
- 59:20Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I guess that makes it. I guess I
- 59:22Speaker 4: could see that or or you know what I mean. Yeah,
- 59:25Speaker 4: like instead of like or like.
- 59:27Speaker 5: Calling homophobes Nazis, like if they're the enemy in a
- 59:33Speaker 5: way where it's like if I see a homophobe on
- 59:36Speaker 5: the street, I say, we fucking string them up.
- 59:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, if I see anyone intolerant
- 59:44Speaker 1: on the street, I'm gonna kill them.
- 59:47Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I mean I get what you're saying, I
- 59:50Speaker 4: think you.
- 59:51Speaker 5: Try to tell me who I can't love all kick.
- 59:55Speaker 4: You know winds. Yeah, I mean I think you're looking.
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: There's a war right now, yeah, on who I'm allowed
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: to love, and I'm here to say I am ready.
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: I want all this smoke.
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: The problem is is, like, is there anyone that thinks
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: that's funny though, like because like I get like kill
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: Tony what I don't know too?
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: You could call them warlibs.
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: Warlibs. Yeah, like I could see like Mark Maron maybe going,
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: you know.
- 1:00:27Speaker 5: Mark Maren's too fucking righteous. This is my point, Like
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: you can't you can't.
- 1:00:33Speaker 4: An offensive lib.
- 1:00:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:00:35Speaker 4: Yeah. The thing is, though the ship that like libs
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: are what would a lib?
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: It totally goes against what what we know them to be.
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: But there may there may be I'm wondering if there's
- 1:00:46Speaker 5: a space to galvanize, like fucking pissed off lesbian. There's
- 1:00:52Speaker 5: a term that you're looking for, you know, who are
- 1:00:54Speaker 5: ready to fucking I'm sick and tired of the soft bullshit.
- 1:00:58Speaker 7: Me and this army of fucking women, strong rugby women,
- 1:01:04Speaker 7: and then and then a bunch of like fucking rock
- 1:01:08Speaker 7: and roll gays I'm trying to think of that, like.
- 1:01:11Speaker 5: We're gonna march down the streets and call everyone retards.
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: It's kind of matt Rife in a way.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: In college we used to call people homophobic fagots. That
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: kind of was like the I think that that's what
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: you're looking for.
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I think that works. I just don't
- 1:01:27Speaker 4: know what the like how it could be funny.
- 1:01:32Speaker 5: You might You also might limit your audience to an
- 1:01:35Speaker 5: incredibly niched, like.
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: The most like the most niche group.
- 1:01:40Speaker 5: You know. I will say, though, right, so.
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: You're looking for like the meme that's like the one
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: friend that's too woke.
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: But I don't even know really like, I don't know
- 1:01:51Speaker 5: exactly what. I'm clearly imagining a mythical beast because this
- 1:01:56Speaker 5: does not exist.
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: I don't think you are. I think this does exist.
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: I will tell you so unfunny that people like they
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: just don't take off you don't.
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: You just laughed at everything I.
- 1:02:04Speaker 4: Said because you were saying it in a funny way. Well,
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: there you go. If you were serious doing those jokes
- 1:02:10Speaker 4: on stage, I'll be like, what the fuck is this?
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: So maybe you.
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: Think if I went on stage and I was like
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: I saw a homophobe the other day. You know, but
- 1:02:19Speaker 5: if and I said to myself, that guy clearly can't
- 1:02:24Speaker 5: take a dick. I don't know.
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: Something like wrote an actual joke. I don't know what
- 1:02:28Speaker 4: it was. It was funny because it's you saying if
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: that was like a guy on.
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: Something, why am I not? Why not? Why can't I?
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: Because you can't be the guy move to Portland, Oregon.
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: Be like I'm opening a comedy show or a comedy
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: club in Portland, Oregon. That's gonna be it's an unsafe space.
- 1:02:46Speaker 5: Anything goes.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: I think you could do it.
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: As long as you don't hate on gay people or
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: try to protect right to life.
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what it is.
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: I don't know exactly what it is.
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: I don't think you can be the guy. I think
- 1:03:01Speaker 4: it would be too obvious that like you're doing it
- 1:03:03Speaker 4: as a joke and to be like you would be
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: too obvious like this is funny, like you would be
- 1:03:08Speaker 4: like it would actually be funny. We're talking like we
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: need a guy who's up there like dead serious and
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: like those are his jokes, Like his joke. The big
- 1:03:20Speaker 4: punchline is like if you're homophobic, I'm gonna string you up.
- 1:03:24Speaker 4: I was pissing.
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: I was pissing at a USC fight the other day
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: and I looked over the urinal and I was like,
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: oh boy, I can tell you like small government.
- 1:03:33Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly something like that. Yeah, And then everyone's like,
- 1:03:38Speaker 4: all right, Yeah, that's it. That's the end of it.
- 1:03:40Speaker 4: It's not gonna work. I think it could.
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: I think you might be the guy you were bow
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: and Yang. I think he's the guy.
- 1:03:46Speaker 4: No, no bow and Yang is like away and funny,
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: like he has like the ability to like we need
- 1:03:53Speaker 4: a guy that's just not funny.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:55Speaker 4: The problem is I'm also just not liberal enough. I
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: don't not to not lib enough, no character. I can
- 1:04:03Speaker 4: imagine that side.
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: Maybe you know, maybe I'm a wild card. Maybe I'll
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: spend half the year in fucking Portland and half the
- 1:04:11Speaker 5: year in Austin.
- 1:04:11Speaker 4: I like it that that. I think has that. I
- 1:04:14Speaker 4: think you have potential to be a household name.
- 1:04:18Speaker 5: One night. You never know what you're gonna get. It's
- 1:04:20Speaker 5: it's almost like a modern day Andy Kaufman.
- 1:04:22Speaker 4: Yeah. I think if you were to go and you
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: were to be like make yourself known as like I'm
- 1:04:27Speaker 4: the biggest panda or comedian on the planet. Like you
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: go to Portland and you have blue hair on stage
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: and you're like the like you're just the biggest lib
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: on the planet. And then you go to Texas and
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: you're full on racist and you yeah, yeah, because then
- 1:04:45Speaker 4: you you go everywhere people are like that Francis Ellis
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: guys great.
- 1:04:50Speaker 5: And then but the footage would emerge.
- 1:04:53Speaker 4: That that's where you would run into issues and they'd
- 1:04:55Speaker 4: be like, that's not that's not what I had that was,
- 1:04:57Speaker 4: That's not Francis. Yeah, there's no it couldn't be. Can't be.
- 1:05:01Speaker 4: But who cares?
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: Though?
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: If you whoever shows up, if they know that they're
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: going to get an affirming show, something that affirms their beliefs,
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: then it could work.
- 1:05:12Speaker 5: Gotta be really nimble.
- 1:05:13Speaker 4: I think we can make a whole documentary about this.
- 1:05:15Speaker 4: That would be funny, actually, that would be funny of
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: the most extremes, and then like like somehow reveal it
- 1:05:25Speaker 4: to the people that are now fans that you've done.
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: This without them knowing.
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd have to like maybe one of the clubs
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: puts up the wrong poster or something. You know, maybe
- 1:05:36Speaker 4: when you go to Portland, they accidentally put up a
- 1:05:38Speaker 4: poster of you with your cowboy hat on, and it's
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: like a big deal. Like fans in Portland are outraged.
- 1:05:46Speaker 4: The Francis.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: We know, Yeah, people will call you off for being
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: a hypocrite, but like that's feeble. I think colintoning a
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: hypocrite is like a feeble criticism. Yeah, everybody's hypocritical, like
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: when politicians start calling each other hypocrites or one side
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: starts calling the other side hypocritical, like yeah, of course.
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: Yeah that's like what you've never gone back on your word?
- 1:06:12Speaker 4: What you've never changed your mind?
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: And the defense to that as well, I have new
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: information now, yeah exactly, I got new information. Well I
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: didn't have the intel I had then that people from
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: Texas like this kind of thing. Yeah, what was making
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: you think this?
- 1:06:29Speaker 4: I think it's like people have brought it up before,
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: Like you know, everyone's always like we need a left rogan.
- 1:06:35Speaker 5: Yeah fine, but like you know, there are so many
- 1:06:39Speaker 5: left leaning comedians and it tends to always follow a certain.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: What about like Stavros, Yeah, yeah, he's.
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: A good one.
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: He's like left leaning, but he's also very funny and
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: aware like like like not yeah, like it's not like
- 1:06:58Speaker 4: preachy from him, Like I think the biggest thing with
- 1:07:01Speaker 4: like the lib comedians has already done it and he's
- 1:07:04Speaker 4: way better than I am. So I give up on this. No, no,
- 1:07:07Speaker 4: but he's not pandering.
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: You could do it.
- 1:07:10Speaker 4: This is the big thing, is that you're pandering, right,
- 1:07:14Speaker 4: call it. Call it the franding tour. Yes, franding. Yeah.
- 1:07:18Speaker 4: See that's what we were looking and no one knows
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: what it means until they get there.
- 1:07:21Speaker 5: Right where Houston. You know, I saw the ice guys
- 1:07:29Speaker 5: at the airport and I said, good job boys.
- 1:07:33Speaker 4: Yeah, love, that's a good opener. Yeah, that's your standing. Ovation.
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: You have to be worried about the liberal pockets of
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: cities like that though, Like you might have to go
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: an hour outside where it's real red blooded Americans because Waco. Yeah,
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: cities like cities like that do have like like Birmingham,
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like Alabama red state, Birmingham
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: blue city.
- 1:08:00Speaker 4: Yeah. I think this is like I think the tour,
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: like we could map out the full tour date one,
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: like I think it's got to be on and it's
- 1:08:07Speaker 4: got to be back and forth. So it's like number
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: one first date Portland, date two Oxford Mississippi. You don't
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: think we finished the Libs and then go I think
- 1:08:18Speaker 4: you have to fully transform yourself every night at the tour. Yeah,
- 1:08:22Speaker 4: become a new man, start wearing like go to the
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: Red States and wear like a fat suit. Yeah, full transformation.
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: Yeah, tattoo, you know, Confederate flag tats temporary.
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: I think you could go as far as using a
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: different name on both.
- 1:08:40Speaker 5: I'm Frank in the Red.
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: In the Red States. I think you announced two separate tours,
- 1:08:46Speaker 4: Francis and Frank.
- 1:08:48Speaker 5: And Frank in the Red States Francisco in the Blue.
- 1:08:54Speaker 4: I love it, and you announced them at the exact
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: same time, and it's just every other day. But like,
- 1:08:58Speaker 4: no sides are hurt because they only see like one
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: of the tours. It's like Oxford, fucking Huntsville, Nashville, all
- 1:09:08Speaker 4: these red cities. I don't even know if Nashville is
- 1:09:10Speaker 4: a red city, but it probably isn't. But you know,
- 1:09:13Speaker 4: you get what I'm saying. Houston, Houston, Dallas, Dallas. And
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: then the other side is San Diego, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle.
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: Yes, yes, for this to have to get two acts,
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: that's all. And you just go back and forth to
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: two acts and then sprinkle a little local shit at
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: the beginning, just like any other show.
- 1:09:34Speaker 4: Or and hear me out, I don't do any of this.
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: Because it sounds utterly exhausting and probably not that lucrative.
- 1:09:47Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's a pretty bad idea, extremely lucrative. Everybody
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: eats terrible idea.
- 1:09:53Speaker 5: I'm glad we fleshed it all the way out.
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: I'm glad we saw it. We saw it through, you know,
- 1:09:57Speaker 4: we saw the end of it. We saw what it's
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: full angel could look like. Yeah.
- 1:10:03Speaker 5: I think I'm ready to give up on the podcast. No, no, no,
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: just in life is Yeah, this is all I've got
- 1:10:11Speaker 5: my career.
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready to be done. You're hanging it up.
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: What are you going to do instead?
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: Life coaching?
- 1:10:19Speaker 4: Read not a bad idea? Get a course going.
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: I'm ready. I'm really enjoying this book. I'm reading a bow.
- 1:10:24Speaker 5: If you're listening, this is for you. It's called the
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: Sun by someone.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: Oh God, that sounds good.
- 1:10:33Speaker 5: Richard Foster, maybe Rick. He also wrote American Rust, which
- 1:10:38Speaker 5: I haven't read. This is about a kid who wrote
- 1:10:42Speaker 5: the son, Nathan Foster. It's about a kid who gets
- 1:10:49Speaker 5: he's growing up on the frontier in like the eighteen
- 1:10:51Speaker 5: fifty and his family in his house gets like marauded
- 1:10:57Speaker 5: by Comanches and he gets taken as like a slave
- 1:11:01Speaker 5: and then raised in the Comanche world and damns.
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: But he's like.
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: Pretty badass himself, so they see that he's worth not
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: killing and like bringing into their fold. And I'm really
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: enjoying it.
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: So he goes from being a slave to being like
- 1:11:20Speaker 4: top guy. They I don't. I think he becomes a soldier.
- 1:11:24Speaker 5: I haven't. I have only one hundred pages in, but yeah,
- 1:11:27Speaker 5: they like and he doesn't really know his identity. He
- 1:11:30Speaker 5: can't like decide because he's a white guy. But he's
- 1:11:33Speaker 5: like riding around with the Commanches and killing white men.
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: Twelve years of Comanche A.
- 1:11:40Speaker 5: Willing frandering Commanchi, Yeah, I call that frandering.
- 1:11:47Speaker 4: Do you think that.
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: If that was you you would be so you would
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: like play the long game and like you would just
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: get turned into a vicious killer and wind up like
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: like skin in the heads of the Comanche for what
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: they did to your family, or would you just be
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: fully assimilated.
- 1:12:05Speaker 4: I think I would go full race trader immediately get stock.
- 1:12:10Speaker 5: Yeah, same, I would do anything I could to make
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: them like not kill me.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: The White devil has struck again.
- 1:12:18Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, be one of the command Cheese. Yeah, I
- 1:12:21Speaker 4: mean once you're once you're one of the guys. You're
- 1:12:24Speaker 4: not turning on the pack. Yeah, no, once you're savage.
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: Until the Whites developed the like six shot pistol has
- 1:12:34Speaker 5: really turned the tides against the command Cheese.
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: Now we're fucked.
- 1:12:38Speaker 5: Be like, hey, boys, bad news. They've been holding on
- 1:12:41Speaker 5: to me for fourteen years. I could never escape, but
- 1:12:45Speaker 5: here i am. I'll tell you their secrets.
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: Now you all all you've got is fucking swords, yeah,
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: and bow and arrows. They shoot the bullets out of
- 1:12:55Speaker 4: the air.
- 1:12:56Speaker 5: This early scene in the book where they kill they
- 1:12:58Speaker 5: kill buffalo and they bring it back and they like
- 1:13:01Speaker 5: cut open the stomach of the buffalo and there's curdled
- 1:13:05Speaker 5: milk in the stomach of the buffalo. And the commanches
- 1:13:09Speaker 5: want him as a kid to drink it because that's
- 1:13:13Speaker 5: what they do. And he knows they want him to
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: do it because they think it will give him strength
- 1:13:18Speaker 5: and he'll become valuable. So he goes to drink it,
- 1:13:23Speaker 5: but it's like he forces himself to keep it down
- 1:13:25Speaker 5: even though he's like throwing up in his own mouth
- 1:13:28Speaker 5: and it pleases them. And then they like take out
- 1:13:31Speaker 5: the intestine and like start eating it raw. Oh, and
- 1:13:35Speaker 5: they like sprinkle from the bowels like the juice to
- 1:13:40Speaker 5: season it.
- 1:13:41Speaker 4: I thought you're gonna say salt.
- 1:13:42Speaker 5: No, No, it's way like eating blood.
- 1:13:45Speaker 4: Yeah, it's discussing. It's really tough.
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: I'm out on this book.
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: I was in. Now I'm out.
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: Nathan Foster. How did this honky get these ideas about
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: the Commanche? I wonder these the mighty commanche.
- 1:13:59Speaker 4: The commanches came to them and spoke.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: Tell them that we eat the fucking blood.
- 1:14:07Speaker 4: Tell me use blood a seasoning, Tell them we use
- 1:14:09Speaker 4: girdled the movie.
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: His brother, his brother won't do it. They take his
- 1:14:13Speaker 5: brother too, and his brother is this bookish guy who
- 1:14:16Speaker 5: dreamt of going to Harvard sort of come oh no,
- 1:14:18Speaker 5: and he won't do it, and they end up killing
- 1:14:22Speaker 5: his brother. This is early in the book, and uh,
- 1:14:27Speaker 5: I was like, oh, that would have been me.
- 1:14:29Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm not drinking this ship. Do you have perier? Yeah? No, shot,
- 1:14:37Speaker 4: I'm drinking that. Do you have any idea how many
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: parasites there are in stomach? Yeah? I mean, that's disgusting. Yeah,
- 1:14:45Speaker 4: it's a good book though.
- 1:14:46Speaker 5: Huh, it's really good. Yeah, I'm enjoying it.
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: I love watching a flick about the Mighty Comanche or
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: some some Indian tribes. What there was like a Kevin
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: Costner movie Dances with Wolves. No, it's like a more
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: recent one. I think that maybe he I don't know
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: if he directed it seven Samurai, but it details.
- 1:15:06Speaker 5: Some the rookie.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: Oh that's what it was, the rookie where he had
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: a fucking.
- 1:15:11Speaker 5: Oh field of dreams where they are fighting with a
- 1:15:14Speaker 5: tribe over the corn for.
- 1:15:15Speaker 4: The horizon tribe of the corn Horizons is a banger.
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: I thought it was a banger.
- 1:15:23Speaker 5: Bull Durham, that was his. That was his Indian name. Yeah,
- 1:15:27Speaker 5: I guess it was sitting Bull Durham.
- 1:15:30Speaker 4: He does. He's done a lot of movies about the
- 1:15:32Speaker 4: Old West.
- 1:15:33Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:15:33Speaker 4: I thought this is a decent plane watch. It's not
- 1:15:36Speaker 4: like a banger three hours. It's a plane watch six
- 1:15:40Speaker 4: point six three hours.
- 1:15:42Speaker 5: I tried to watch this movie Crime one oh one.
- 1:15:46Speaker 4: It was not very good. That sounds really bad right
- 1:15:49Speaker 4: off the title.
- 1:15:50Speaker 5: Great cast Ruffalo, Hollie really Kegan, Chris, Chris, Chris is
- 1:15:59Speaker 5: in it, very unbelievable cast a guy.
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: I don't like that Barry Cogan guy, whatever his name is.
- 1:16:06Speaker 4: Though you don't like Barry co Yeah, I think I
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: don't like him at all. Was that? I think Saltburn
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: is one of the worst movies I've ever seen ever.
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: Well, because you're deeply homophobic, correct that?
- 1:16:16Speaker 4: And uh, this fucking New York was dog shit too.
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: And you have penis envy because you saw Barry Keegan's
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: fucking I.
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: Don't even remember seeing his penis.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Yeah, because you've wiped it from your memory, like a
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: woman who gives birth and doesn't realize how traumatic it
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: was so she can give birth again.
- 1:16:33Speaker 4: I think Saltburn is like if you were to trail
- 1:16:36Speaker 4: down the downfall of society. I think it begins with Saltburn.
- 1:16:40Speaker 4: I think that's the start.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: Just because he's slurped Come. This man can't slurp come
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: without your stamp of approval.
- 1:16:48Speaker 4: No, they, I mean they just stole the talented mister
- 1:16:54Speaker 4: Ripley and just made it like a perverted gay movie.
- 1:16:58Speaker 4: That sounds pretty new. No, because talented mister Ripley was
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: already a pervertd game movie.
- 1:17:04Speaker 5: It was pretty gay, but it was like.
- 1:17:08Speaker 4: Not, it wasn't really in your face, you know, like,
- 1:17:13Speaker 4: I don't mind a little gay Saltburn, I'm homophobic. Saltburn
- 1:17:19Speaker 4: made me homophobic strictly towards Barry Coogan or whatever.
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: It made a great time for your anti homophobic comic
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: to emerge.
- 1:17:32Speaker 5: Yeah, except that, Yeah, I'd be doing crab work. I'd
- 1:17:35Speaker 5: be like, look at this guy in the front row,
- 1:17:37Speaker 5: looks like a.
- 1:17:38Speaker 4: Homophobe that he didn't like Saltburn.
- 1:17:41Speaker 5: What do you do for a living wearing shorts to
- 1:17:43Speaker 5: a comedy show. I bet you work on a crab boat.
- 1:17:48Speaker 5: Fucking bitch. Have you ever ever seen a guy trying
- 1:17:53Speaker 5: so hard to look straight?
- 1:17:56Speaker 4: You're just making on the blue collar guys.
- 1:17:58Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I guess there are sneakly blue collar uneducated.
- 1:18:04Speaker 5: What are the tropes of, like the angry lib. I
- 1:18:09Speaker 5: don't know who that dislikes, you know, I.
- 1:18:14Speaker 4: Think like it's automatic, Like I think what you were
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: like said about the South, like people super lib people
- 1:18:18Speaker 4: think that the South is like incestuous. That's a big one, true.
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: Yeah, they think liberals are incestuous.
- 1:18:25Speaker 5: No, they think that the people that live in the
- 1:18:28Speaker 5: South are always banging their siblings.
- 1:18:30Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, which I think it's probably pretty uncommon, probably
- 1:18:35Speaker 4: probably close to nobody.
- 1:18:40Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:18:40Speaker 4: I don't know how often that happens. Definitely not as
- 1:18:43Speaker 4: much as people think. Or maybe it's more. Maybe it's
- 1:18:46Speaker 4: more than people think. Who knows.
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: Yeah, well, now you're lowering the threshold of how much
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: people think it's Maybe it's more.
- 1:18:52Speaker 5: I knew from a very young age that I was
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: not to have desire for my sister because we grew
- 1:18:59Speaker 5: up in the northeast, of course.
- 1:19:01Speaker 4: Where that was the schools. Yeah, but I know a
- 1:19:04Speaker 4: lot of people from the South that I think have Also,
- 1:19:06Speaker 4: they also know that not as many. They haven't.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: It hasn't come across their desk yet.
- 1:19:13Speaker 4: I don't think it has. If it gets made its
- 1:19:15Speaker 4: way down to the South. Yeah, you say that, not
- 1:19:18Speaker 4: all parts, not the bay you. Now, I think it's
- 1:19:22Speaker 4: made its way to the Bayou.
- 1:19:24Speaker 5: The bay you doesn't even have ice, all right, I'm
- 1:19:29Speaker 5: talking about like cubes, not the force.
- 1:19:34Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:19:35Speaker 5: Wait a minute, no, wait a minute, wait a second.
- 1:19:37Speaker 5: We need a palette cleanser. We've got to end a
- 1:19:40Speaker 5: little stronger than that, No little something. Come on, what
- 1:19:45Speaker 5: do you got, how's your diarrhea. How's that been?
- 1:19:49Speaker 4: My diarrhea is good. I've been taking good ships. Been
- 1:19:52Speaker 4: eating a lot of fiber fiber gummies too, okay, supplementing
- 1:19:57Speaker 4: good good, good and fe wrong? What else? Nothing?
- 1:20:05Speaker 5: You got nothing going on? Anything? Anything fun that you're
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: looking forward to?
- 1:20:10Speaker 4: No, I mean going fishing soon. Planned out the trip
- 1:20:14Speaker 4: last night.
- 1:20:14Speaker 5: How long are you guys going to go for?
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: I think three days? Four days?
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: Yea.
- 1:20:18Speaker 4: This feels very familiar to the last time we talked
- 1:20:21Speaker 4: about it. Yeah, yesterday, yet a day ago? That was yesterday.
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: Okay, Well you're cooking anything good, Francis.
- 1:20:31Speaker 4: I made some cod last night. Oh yeah, I made
- 1:20:34Speaker 4: good cod fish and chips.
- 1:20:37Speaker 5: No, No, I didn't.
- 1:20:39Speaker 4: If you were to make fish and chips, I probably
- 1:20:41Speaker 4: use cod. I would do.
- 1:20:43Speaker 5: I would do alrd.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: Cod is one of the most nutrients fishes as far
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: as protein and creatine content.
- 1:20:49Speaker 5: Dude, every time I go to the manger and I
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: get cod, I say I want a pound, and they're like, okay,
- 1:20:56Speaker 5: here's a pound. They always go a little over. It
- 1:20:58Speaker 5: was one point one to three last and I said
- 1:21:00Speaker 5: that's fine. Then I brought it home and I cooked
- 1:21:04Speaker 5: at one point one three pounds of God and thought,
- 1:21:06Speaker 5: I'll eat half of this and then have the rest tomorrow. Yeah,
- 1:21:11Speaker 5: sure didn't. How much did you eat the whole? One
- 1:21:13Speaker 5: point one three pounds? Holy shit?
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: What size did you have or sauces?
- 1:21:19Speaker 5: I marinated it in dijon, mustard, lemon, olive oil, paprika,
- 1:21:25Speaker 5: a little bit of garlic, and then I put lemon
- 1:21:30Speaker 5: slices over the top. Put it in the top rack
- 1:21:32Speaker 5: of the oven at four point fifty for about ten minutes,
- 1:21:35Speaker 5: and then I did some fresh parsley on top.
- 1:21:38Speaker 4: That sounds delicious. I mean CODs cod's light, Yeah, I did.
- 1:21:42Speaker 5: For sides, I did broccolini, and I did some roasted
- 1:21:47Speaker 5: carrots as well.
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: You can't say cod's light if it's over a pound
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: of it.
- 1:21:52Speaker 4: I mean, how like, how many plates would you say
- 1:21:54Speaker 4: that was?
- 1:21:55Speaker 5: That's probably enough fish for about four people, three to
- 1:22:00Speaker 5: four people. I wanted to take it to eat fifteen
- 1:22:04Speaker 5: minutes light. I put it away. Dude, I think I
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: could do it. I think I'm up for the test.
- 1:22:10Speaker 5: Next video, the Great caught Off. Yeah, the Great card off.
- 1:22:13Speaker 4: Oh Code, I'm.
- 1:22:16Speaker 5: Going to bring Code you one cod and it's just
- 1:22:21Speaker 5: you guys both eating a All right, who's ready to
- 1:22:26Speaker 5: come in second place? This is my mom's recipe. Oh
- 1:22:32Speaker 5: why don't you put that keyboard away?
- 1:22:34Speaker 4: So I'm definitely down for that. The cod one one nice?
- 1:22:38Speaker 5: All right, Well that was really funny.
- 1:22:41Speaker 4: It on the cod one if you want, I think
- 1:22:42Speaker 4: that's the big finale. The off really really found it.
- 1:22:47Speaker 4: We were looking for something and we found it.
- 1:22:49Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like they're like when they run around to
- 1:22:53Speaker 5: end the scene we found on Viva.
- 1:22:56Speaker 4: I want that on the main page spot on. Yep. Yeah,
- 1:23:00Speaker 4: you'll have to send that to those people. Yeah, all right,
- 1:23:03Speaker 4: we'll see you guys next week. I will be in Wilmington,
- 1:23:06Speaker 4: North Carolina the Dead Crow Comedy club Room tomorrow or
- 1:23:11Speaker 4: not tomorrow next week Friday Saturday, four shows. You can
- 1:23:16Speaker 4: find the tickets on my Instagram or on the Dead
- 1:23:19Speaker 4: Croa Comedy club Room website. Thank you