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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello.
- 0:01Speaker 2: My name is Kai, and I am a bit of
- 0:03Speaker 2: a rambler. I like to travel, learn and tell stories.
- 0:06Speaker 1: And today we're.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Gonna ramble on. Well, I'm gonna ramble on, and I
- 0:10Speaker 2: invite you into my world to listen.
- 0:14Speaker 1: I don't have to.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Invite you, you can just click on it. In fact,
- 0:17Speaker 2: you have hammock. I was talking about hammocks last time
- 0:19Speaker 2: because I was very excited to get back into hammock camping.
- 0:22Speaker 2: I got my hammock from the interesting camping store owner.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Oh and after testing it out and realizing that I
- 0:30Speaker 2: like hammock straps more than ropes and that the hammock
- 0:33Speaker 2: is heavy enough to carry me in my rucksack, so
- 0:34Speaker 2: I'm all set hammock wise, I just need to get
- 0:38Speaker 2: a mosquito neet rain gear and then I have to
- 0:45Speaker 2: make it travel y.
- 0:48Speaker 1: Right.
- 0:48Speaker 2: The last episode, I mentioned that I came up with
- 0:51Speaker 2: a pretty good idea because this thing has an attached
- 0:55Speaker 2: stuff sack, which is like a cylinder that you can
- 0:58Speaker 2: smush the hammock into, and then it's very contained because
- 1:02Speaker 2: any light fabric will sort of expand and fluff out.
- 1:06Speaker 2: But that's what stuff sacks are for your jacket, your
- 1:09Speaker 2: puffer jacket or a hammock or anything, or clothes. You
- 1:14Speaker 2: can smush them down as small as possible into a
- 1:18Speaker 2: stuff sack and then close them up and they'll fit
- 1:20Speaker 2: better into your suitcase. The thing is, airlines are just
- 1:26Speaker 2: reducing and reducing and reducing the amount of weight you're
- 1:31Speaker 2: allowed to take on an aircraft, to the point that
- 1:34Speaker 2: these days twenty twenty six, there are very few airlines
- 1:40Speaker 2: in the US, at least or flying to the US,
- 1:43Speaker 2: that allow you to take a carry on bag of
- 1:46Speaker 2: any size on. You are still allowed a personal item,
- 1:51Speaker 2: so that's enough for me. A personal item.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Is it's very tiny.
- 1:57Speaker 2: It's like twenty by forty centimeters rectangle ten centimeters wide.
- 2:03Speaker 2: It's a small thing. But because of my packet jacket
- 2:08Speaker 2: it works. I can fit my audio equipment, my laptop,
- 2:12Speaker 2: and all of my clothes into just my packet jacket.
- 2:15Speaker 2: My jacket with a bunch of pockets that I have
- 2:17Speaker 2: made and patented. Hey, which brings me to the second patent.
- 2:25Speaker 2: I loved this hammock, but I haven't had a hammock
- 2:29Speaker 2: setup for so long, partly because I was doing aud
- 2:32Speaker 2: a work, but partly because I would have to fit
- 2:35Speaker 2: my whole hammock camping setup into my bag. And when
- 2:40Speaker 2: I first had it, it didn't take up a lot
- 2:42Speaker 2: of room my hammock camping setup, but I also wasn't
- 2:47Speaker 2: carrying around all of this camping or sorry, all of
- 2:51Speaker 2: this audio equipment. So now that I had the audio equipment,
- 2:54Speaker 2: I just figured I couldn't. I couldn't filt like a
- 2:58Speaker 2: fit a hole camping a hole sleeping setup into my
- 3:01Speaker 2: bag because I need a hammock, I need a bugnet,
- 3:05Speaker 2: I need a rain tarp, and you know the ropes
- 3:10Speaker 2: for the hammock, or the straps in this case. So
- 3:14Speaker 2: I need a few things, and that does sound like
- 3:16Speaker 2: it will take up a lot of space. The rain
- 3:17Speaker 2: tarp especially took up the most space and was the
- 3:20Speaker 2: least flexible of those items. But the thing is, I
- 3:26Speaker 2: came up with a great idea.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Let's get to it.
- 3:31Speaker 2: So this great idea could also incorporate my bugnet, and
- 3:38Speaker 2: I wouldn't have to add any weight or volume very
- 3:42Speaker 2: importantly to my rucksack when I traveled, So I could
- 3:46Speaker 2: still have an empty rucksack that I could take on
- 3:48Speaker 2: as a personal item, but I would be able to
- 3:51Speaker 2: carry at least a basic sleeping setup of hammock and
- 3:56Speaker 2: bugnet with me. How you may ask, Well, I have
- 3:59Speaker 2: to get the bugnet first, which again turned out to
- 4:02Speaker 2: be much more of an ordeal, and then not an
- 4:04Speaker 2: ordeal at all, and I'm set for life with those.
- 4:08Speaker 2: I just had to broaden my mind and think in
- 4:10Speaker 2: a different way, which.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Is always the solution to these things.
- 4:12Speaker 2: Every time I need to make something new or fix
- 4:15Speaker 2: a problem, I just have to look at it in
- 4:18Speaker 2: a different way, and then there's usually a very easy
- 4:22Speaker 2: way to solve my problem. With the hammock, obviously that
- 4:27Speaker 2: wasn't the case. I just said a brute force go
- 4:28Speaker 2: to every camping store and find the one in ulan Batar.
- 4:31Speaker 2: That was good, But with most problems, I just have
- 4:37Speaker 2: to step outside of my own perspective. So I went
- 4:43Speaker 2: back to that black market, and as I mentioned last episode,
- 4:46Speaker 2: I was like, they've got to have mosquito nets. Turns
- 4:49Speaker 2: out I was wrong. They don't have mosquitoes in Mongolia.
- 4:52Speaker 1: So I asked.
- 4:53Speaker 2: I did ask a few of the camping I was like,
- 4:55Speaker 2: do you not have mosquito nets because there's no bugs?
- 4:57Speaker 2: They were like, yeah, pretty much, we just don't have
- 4:59Speaker 2: buz So we don't really need bugnuts, and that makes sense,
- 5:04Speaker 2: so you can't fault them for it. And I really
- 5:07Speaker 2: was just like, well, when I get to Judgu, South Korea,
- 5:10Speaker 2: that's an island, like a somewhat tropical island, maybe subtropical
- 5:15Speaker 2: will call it, and I'll be able to find a
- 5:17Speaker 2: mosquito net there because they will have mosquitos like everywhere
- 5:20Speaker 2: else in Asia and the entire world except for Mongolia.
- 5:25Speaker 2: And I just yeah, I was like, whatever, that's fine.
- 5:29Speaker 2: But when I have when I decide to do something
- 5:33Speaker 2: like find a bugnet in Mongolia, my brain will always
- 5:37Speaker 2: keep working on whatever it is in the background. Or
- 5:40Speaker 2: if someone asks me a question and I don't have
- 5:42Speaker 2: the answer right away, I'm just like okay, brain, and
- 5:45Speaker 2: brain will just work on it and then when it
- 5:47Speaker 2: has an answer, it'll ping me. Basically, it'll be like hey,
- 5:50Speaker 2: I got that, and then I'll have that answer. It
- 5:53Speaker 2: might be days later or whatever, but I know brain
- 5:55Speaker 2: works on things if there's not like, if there's not
- 5:59Speaker 2: a definite, it's impossible, or I decide it's impossible to do.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Can I jump and touch the moon? I can't, so
- 6:07Speaker 2: my brain's not gonna work on that. But if it's feasible,
- 6:10Speaker 2: then my brain will work on it, especially if it
- 6:13Speaker 2: knows there's like there's something that I'm probably just not considering.
- 6:17Speaker 2: I just kind of have it on a back burner bubbling,
- 6:20Speaker 2: and at this point I'm just like, okay, brain, take
- 6:22Speaker 2: that one. So with the mosquito net, I was like,
- 6:26Speaker 2: it's fine, I can wait a week. I'm gonna get
- 6:28Speaker 2: to judge you and then I know they're everywhere, so
- 6:31Speaker 2: I'll be able to find one easily. But Brain, you
- 6:34Speaker 2: can work on if you think of something. And then
- 6:36Speaker 2: the next day Brain pinged me and it was like
- 6:39Speaker 2: fabric store and I was like, oh yeah, I went.
- 6:45Speaker 2: I went to oh Man like thirty different fabric stores
- 6:49Speaker 2: and they kept telling me this place has mosquito nets.
- 6:53Speaker 2: This place has mosquito nets. Two of them had mosquito nets,
- 6:56Speaker 2: and they were drapes over the front of a kid's
- 7:00Speaker 2: toy castle that was like a thing so the kid
- 7:03Speaker 2: could like play inside this tiny inflatable castle, and then
- 7:06Speaker 2: there was like a mosquito net drapery in front of it.
- 7:09Speaker 2: But it was by no means enough mosquito netting to
- 7:12Speaker 2: cover my hammock. So what I do usually is get
- 7:15Speaker 2: a one dollar mosquito net made for a bed, and
- 7:18Speaker 2: then I cut that into a large rectangle, so the
- 7:23Speaker 2: rectangle lengthwise together, and then add draw strings on both sides,
- 7:28Speaker 2: so it's basically just a casing a bugnet casing I
- 7:31Speaker 2: can slide right over the hammock. And I thought I
- 7:34Speaker 2: permanently attached this the first time I made it, but
- 7:36Speaker 2: apparently I didn't because I had a separate stuff sack
- 7:39Speaker 2: for my bugnet, which was inefficient, but it worked so
- 7:44Speaker 2: well already. It still only took a couple of minutes
- 7:46Speaker 2: to break down that I never thought of integrating the two,
- 7:50Speaker 2: which is funny until now I have done that. Okay,
- 7:54Speaker 2: so yeah, I can't get the bugnet. I'm used to
- 7:57Speaker 2: a canopy bed bugnet. So Brain was like fabric stores
- 8:04Speaker 2: you just visited a bunch. What if one of those
- 8:06Speaker 2: fabric stores has mesh netting, like a bridal veil mesh netting,
- 8:12Speaker 2: for instance, that you could use as bugnet. You could
- 8:16Speaker 2: just get a couple of bridle veils or a few
- 8:18Speaker 2: of those and sew them together and make your tube
- 8:21Speaker 2: of bugnet for your hammock. And I was like, Brain,
- 8:25Speaker 2: that is a good idea. So I looked around. There
- 8:29Speaker 2: was a fabric store maybe a ten minute walk from
- 8:31Speaker 2: my house. I went out there, walked on the fabric store,
- 8:35Speaker 2: and I.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Was like, Yep, this was the solution.
- 8:39Speaker 2: I was too focused on markets and a finished product
- 8:43Speaker 2: because I was so used to the finished product and
- 8:46Speaker 2: it's so easy, so I didn't think of but what
- 8:51Speaker 2: is this material? And the material is simply a fabric,
- 8:55Speaker 2: a mesh fabric with tiny holes too small for most
- 8:58Speaker 2: bugs to get through. So now that's all I need
- 9:03Speaker 2: to do. I don't ever, I don't have to go
- 9:05Speaker 2: to a market again and look for a ready made bugnet,
- 9:07Speaker 2: which most countries will have. So maybe I'll do that.
- 9:10Speaker 2: But now if there's a fabric store closer, I can
- 9:12Speaker 2: just go there. So walk into the fabric store and
- 9:15Speaker 2: I asked them if they have mesh netting, and I
- 9:17Speaker 2: show them a mosquito net and she says, oh yeah,
- 9:19Speaker 2: and she immediately takes me to a wall with eight
- 9:22Speaker 2: different rollers on it and there's like a meter into
- 9:25Speaker 2: each one is a meter and a half ride, and
- 9:27Speaker 2: you just take off as much as you want, and
- 9:29Speaker 2: a meter and a half is about as much as
- 9:30Speaker 2: I need. But I haven't made one or used a
- 9:33Speaker 2: bugnet in a year or two, whatever it was, so
- 9:37Speaker 2: I bought more than I needed. But I was looking
- 9:40Speaker 2: at this material and it was not stretchy at all,
- 9:43Speaker 2: which is the only the only problem, because I didn't
- 9:46Speaker 2: want to rip it when the when I was in
- 9:49Speaker 2: the hammock and like pushing against it. If it's a
- 9:52Speaker 2: rigid tube with no give at all, then if it's
- 9:57Speaker 2: too small, I could rip through. It's very thin, mich
- 10:00Speaker 2: it's a mesh, right, So I looked around and then
- 10:04Speaker 2: I just asked her translated Mongolian in the app, do
- 10:07Speaker 2: you have this same mesh but elastic? She was like,
- 10:10Speaker 2: oh yeah, and she took me over and there's another
- 10:13Speaker 2: eight and another part of the store and it's a
- 10:16Speaker 2: bunch of different colors, but they're slightly, very slightly elastic,
- 10:20Speaker 2: maybe fifty percent, Like when you stretch it, it'll stretch
- 10:25Speaker 2: fifty percent extra.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Which is exactly what I want.
- 10:27Speaker 2: I don't want super stretchy, because if it stretches too much,
- 10:31Speaker 2: the holes will get too big, the mosquitoes can get through.
- 10:33Speaker 2: But I do want slightly stretchy so that the holes
- 10:38Speaker 2: are tiny enough to block bugs.
- 10:39Speaker 1: But I don't have.
- 10:40Speaker 2: To worry about yeah, about it ripping with any amount
- 10:45Speaker 2: of stretching at all.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Then more good news.
- 10:48Speaker 2: Turns out I wanted the blue one, and the blue
- 10:51Speaker 2: one specifically was half off. Now it was already one
- 10:56Speaker 2: dollar for each square meter of this stuff, very cheap,
- 11:01Speaker 2: and that's one point five by one meter, but this
- 11:05Speaker 2: but it's but then it was half price. So I
- 11:08Speaker 2: ended up getting the thing. I don't even know whatever
- 11:11Speaker 2: a two dollars something like that. So it was it
- 11:15Speaker 2: was cheaper because I know, I said one dollar, and
- 11:16Speaker 2: you can get one dollar bugnts, but I think I
- 11:19Speaker 2: usually would pay two and three bucks. So I was
- 11:20Speaker 2: paying the same amount just getting the fabric straight from
- 11:24Speaker 2: straight from this store. And I was And it was
- 11:26Speaker 2: a stronger fabric, that's the two. That's the thing. Because
- 11:29Speaker 2: it was actual fabric made for clothing rather than the
- 11:33Speaker 2: mass produced bugnets from Thailand. It's a much higher quality fabric,
- 11:37Speaker 2: Like it definitely feels stronger in general, and it doesn't
- 11:42Speaker 2: feel like if I snag it on something it'll immediately
- 11:44Speaker 2: like bust open. But if it does, it's a bugnet,
- 11:46Speaker 2: you can just sew it shut like I always do.
- 11:48Speaker 1: So that's fine. But I yeah, so it worked fine.
- 11:51Speaker 2: I got three by one point five meters of bugnetting
- 11:58Speaker 2: of this fabric mesh, and I'm very happy I did that, because, yeah,
- 12:02Speaker 2: every country in the world, even if they don't have
- 12:04Speaker 2: bugnets in the kind that I like, I would have
- 12:07Speaker 2: to make it into a hammock bugnet anyway. So I
- 12:11Speaker 2: can just go to a fabric store now anywhere and
- 12:13Speaker 2: get slightly elastic mash or even regular mash, because it's
- 12:18Speaker 2: going to be like a dollar again. So I thought
- 12:20Speaker 2: that was really funny that I also got half off.
- 12:22Speaker 2: When I was like, hey, do you have this? It
- 12:24Speaker 2: would be better if it was elastic, they were like, yeah,
- 12:27Speaker 2: we have the better one, and it's cheaper for you
- 12:31Speaker 2: because it's the not all of the colors were half
- 12:34Speaker 2: off also. It was like three of the colors, but
- 12:36Speaker 2: the blue one that I decide I want. There was
- 12:38Speaker 2: a blue and a green one. The blue and green
- 12:40Speaker 2: one were both on sale, but I went for the
- 12:43Speaker 2: blue one, which is the same blue as my hammock,
- 12:45Speaker 2: and boom, so.
- 12:47Speaker 1: A couple bucks. I took that home.
- 12:49Speaker 2: I immediately sewed it up and I fit it to my
- 12:54Speaker 2: big hammock, my big new hammock, and it took me,
- 12:58Speaker 2: I don't know, an hour because I was being pretty
- 13:00Speaker 2: careful and sewing it well. And but yeah, then I
- 13:04Speaker 2: have a hammock and bugnet sat now. So I was
- 13:09Speaker 2: pretty excited about that. But what I was more excited
- 13:13Speaker 2: about is my again patent pending travel hammock. Okay, folks,
- 13:21Speaker 2: this is such a good idea and it's nowhere, so
- 13:27Speaker 2: I have a patent on it.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Now, that's cool.
- 13:30Speaker 2: I've come up with so many things while traveling, and
- 13:33Speaker 2: I've always thought about patenting them and producing them, but
- 13:37Speaker 2: I never have and I have to start doing it
- 13:41Speaker 2: because these ideas are too good. So I finally applied
- 13:43Speaker 2: for a couple of patents and this one, this idea,
- 13:47Speaker 2: was the straw that broke the camel's back of incredulity
- 13:52Speaker 2: where I was like, you, you don't need to, I
- 13:55Speaker 2: just should because this is such a good idea, folks.
- 14:00Speaker 2: I have a travel pillow that I love from Diso.
- 14:05Speaker 2: It's filled with those crappy microplastic beads. I don't like
- 14:08Speaker 2: those anyway, but the fabric of the pillows really nice
- 14:11Speaker 2: and it has a hood on it, so I like that.
- 14:14Speaker 1: But guess what, I know how to use a zipper.
- 14:16Speaker 2: I know how to sew, so I cut open the
- 14:19Speaker 2: hammock and I took out all those little crappy microplastic beads,
- 14:24Speaker 2: put them in trash can, cleaned it completely out. No
- 14:27Speaker 2: more beads, I added. I sewed in a zipper to
- 14:33Speaker 2: like one third of the back of the travel pillow,
- 14:38Speaker 2: and now I have a stuff sack for my hammock.
- 14:42Speaker 2: And the hammock is soft and like lightweight and you know, flexible, compressible,
- 14:51Speaker 2: So it just looks like a regular travel pillow, but
- 14:54Speaker 2: inside is a hammock and bugnet and I actually think
- 14:58Speaker 2: I can fit my new raintarp in there. Two But anyway,
- 15:01Speaker 2: that's amazing, and nobody was selling it yet, so I
- 15:05Speaker 2: patented the idea.
- 15:07Speaker 1: But how good of an.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Idea is that you're traveling travel pillow. Take the travel
- 15:12Speaker 2: pillow with you. There's no extra weight to your rucksack,
- 15:15Speaker 2: there's no extra volume to your suitcase, whatever you have,
- 15:20Speaker 2: but you have a sleeping setup around your neck. What
- 15:25Speaker 2: if you like hammock camping and you're a light camper,
- 15:28Speaker 2: you travel at all, I'm sure you see how what
- 15:32Speaker 2: a great idea this is. You unzip your travel pill
- 15:34Speaker 2: and you can pull out your entire hammock and then
- 15:37Speaker 2: you just put it right back in when you're done.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Holy cow.
- 15:40Speaker 2: When I thought of this, I couldn't think of anything
- 15:42Speaker 2: else for like two days. But I didn't want to
- 15:46Speaker 2: open up and like, what if it doesn't work, my
- 15:48Speaker 2: travel pillow won't work anymore. But then I was like, what,
- 15:53Speaker 2: this is such a good idea. If this works like
- 15:56Speaker 2: how it should work. This is a pretty basic utility.
- 16:00Speaker 2: You've solved so many problems. You can carry a sleeping
- 16:04Speaker 2: setup without adding weight or volume to your luggage. Obviously,
- 16:08Speaker 2: the package jacket is in the same vein solves the
- 16:11Speaker 2: problem of having to pay for airline fees for baggage ever,
- 16:16Speaker 2: and now now I can do that plus with a
- 16:19Speaker 2: sleeping setup. Ah, and I love hammock camping. It's more
- 16:22Speaker 2: comfortable to me sleep in a havoc than a bed.
- 16:24Speaker 2: I was very excited about this, So, although I was
- 16:26Speaker 2: worried about screwing up my travel pillow, I took the
- 16:29Speaker 2: plunge and just did it. I cut a six inch
- 16:35Speaker 2: whole slit into the back of the travel pillow. I
- 16:38Speaker 2: found this old lady selling zippers on the side of
- 16:42Speaker 2: the road and I got it and I put it in.
- 16:45Speaker 1: And it works. It works great.
- 16:50Speaker 2: The only thing left is to permanently attach the travel
- 16:53Speaker 2: pillow to the hammock so I don't have to put
- 16:55Speaker 2: the But the thing is that I can just clasp
- 16:59Speaker 2: the travel pillow around my neck like a tiny shoulder cape,
- 17:03Speaker 2: so I don't even know. I'll probably attach it permanently
- 17:07Speaker 2: though I I gotta do is sew it into the lining.
- 17:09Speaker 2: But I have used it already and it's so great.
- 17:12Speaker 2: I've been through airports with this travel.
- 17:14Speaker 1: Pillow and.
- 17:17Speaker 2: Nobody even notices it because it's a travel pillow on
- 17:20Speaker 2: an airport, of course, but that's a whole sleeping setup
- 17:23Speaker 2: resting around my neck with the with and it's lighter
- 17:26Speaker 2: than most travel pillows because it's an ultra light hammock
- 17:29Speaker 2: with a bugnet, which is just mash mostly air.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
- 17:34Speaker 2: So I thought about this for a long time and
- 17:36Speaker 2: then I finally just made it and it worked exactly
- 17:38Speaker 2: how I wanted it to. And now I've been through
- 17:40Speaker 2: several airports with it. I cannot recommend it enough. Well,
- 17:45Speaker 2: you can't buy it anywhere, but I don't know, man,
- 17:50Speaker 2: I have to go to I just patented it, so
- 17:54Speaker 2: I have to start shopping it around to sports stores
- 17:57Speaker 2: sports equipment stores, because how good. I still think that's
- 18:01Speaker 2: a great idea and I'm very happy it works. Travel
- 18:06Speaker 2: pillow hammock a hammock pillow, of course, of course, of course,
- 18:16Speaker 2: Also this this thing is I've been hammock camping for
- 18:20Speaker 2: over a decade and I just thought of it, and
- 18:23Speaker 2: I've been carrying it in my bag for so long,
- 18:26Speaker 2: and I just realized that I didn't have to. So
- 18:28Speaker 2: it really it blew my mind where I was like,
- 18:32Speaker 2: this is a huge amount of weight in your relatively
- 18:36Speaker 2: ultra light setup that you don't have to worry about
- 18:37Speaker 2: taking on planes anymore. Wowser's bo bowsers. So there we go,
- 18:43Speaker 2: between packet jacket and the hammock travel pillow. Well, I
- 18:49Speaker 2: hope I can get a good name for that hammock.
- 18:51Speaker 2: I'll have to think of a good name like packet
- 18:53Speaker 2: jacket that just wrote itself. But I'm so happy with
- 18:57Speaker 2: these two developments that just happened. Both of them, like
- 19:00Speaker 2: in the last year or so, works so well. Okay,
- 19:04Speaker 2: so now I have a sleeping setup I can take
- 19:06Speaker 2: everywhere with me. That was my main problem that I
- 19:08Speaker 2: didn't want to use up a bunch of volume and
- 19:11Speaker 2: weight in my bag. But I don't have to anymore.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Oh my bone conduction headphones that I love finally died.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Oh wait, that was in Korea. Okay, so let's leave Mongolia. Okay,
- 19:22Speaker 2: so I make my hammock travel pillow. I have my
- 19:27Speaker 2: hammock itself, complete sleeping setup.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Good to go.
- 19:31Speaker 2: Oh. While as in Mongolia, walking to that guy's camping store,
- 19:34Speaker 2: by the way, I came across a basketball like stunt
- 19:37Speaker 2: exposition and there was an opera singer singing like in
- 19:41Speaker 2: Mongolian opening up the show, and that was really cool.
- 19:44Speaker 2: And then I saw some people doing like little basketball tricks,
- 19:47Speaker 2: just a cool thing that was randomly in a park
- 19:50Speaker 2: while I was walking in Ulan Batar Oh. And then
- 19:54Speaker 2: in the really big park where I tested my hammock,
- 19:56Speaker 2: there were a couple of bums drunkenly talking to each other,
- 19:59Speaker 2: and then one of them just puked right in front
- 20:02Speaker 2: of the other one. And he must have already puked
- 20:05Speaker 2: a couple times, because there was a lot of vomit
- 20:08Speaker 2: near his feet and it was gross. But it was
- 20:10Speaker 2: just kind of surprising because I don't I've seen people
- 20:13Speaker 2: puke when they were like crazy drunk before, and that's
- 20:15Speaker 2: definitely that. I'm pretty sure that's what the problem was
- 20:18Speaker 2: with this guy. But this was broad daylight, rather than
- 20:22Speaker 2: after barbecue in China when we're all way too drunk
- 20:25Speaker 2: to even think. He was just thrown up in a
- 20:30Speaker 2: park a lot, all over his shoes, and his buddy
- 20:35Speaker 2: was patting his back, and they were both unhoused. It
- 20:38Speaker 2: looked like, which was pretty common in the city. If
- 20:41Speaker 2: I haven't mentioned that before, there were a lot of
- 20:43Speaker 2: homeless people in Ulambatar, like not I guess, I mean,
- 20:49Speaker 2: if you're in the city. Yeah, if you're in the city.
- 20:51Speaker 2: Not as much as the US for sure, but still
- 20:53Speaker 2: a lot. And this guy was puking at one pm
- 20:56Speaker 2: or whatever it was three pm, who knows. Okay, I'm
- 20:59Speaker 2: just trying to finish up mongolia because I think I
- 21:02Speaker 2: have some more stuff before I get to jed.
- 21:05Speaker 1: You why do I have that much to hang on? Dang?
- 21:08Speaker 2: Actually, you know it, I have a bunch more mongolia stuff.
- 21:11Speaker 2: I didn't realize that. When I was walking back with
- 21:14Speaker 2: my new hammock before I made my travel pillow hammock,
- 21:17Speaker 2: there was a kid who wanted to cross the street
- 21:19Speaker 2: on his bicycle, and I like kind of acted as
- 21:22Speaker 2: a buffer so the the cars would stop because I
- 21:25Speaker 2: was afraid he'd get hit, because the traffic's kind of
- 21:28Speaker 2: crazy in that city. And that felt good just acting
- 21:32Speaker 2: as a buffer for this kid so we could safely
- 21:33Speaker 2: go across the crosswalk with his bicycle. Okay, it was
- 21:37Speaker 2: really interesting. Right after I had that kid, I was like, wait,
- 21:40Speaker 2: what am I walking toward?
- 21:42Speaker 1: Because I was.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Crossing the street and there was a pad. This must
- 21:46Speaker 2: be a normal thing, and I just don't know about it.
- 21:49Speaker 1: It was like a bounce pad, but.
- 21:51Speaker 2: It was it was like, I don't know, fifteen meters across,
- 21:56Speaker 2: like a good fifty feet across in a circle. It
- 22:01Speaker 2: was a domed, rubber, rigid rubber circle, and kids were
- 22:07Speaker 2: just jumping on it like a trampoline, like fifty tons
- 22:11Speaker 2: of kids. There were dozens of kids on this fifty
- 22:15Speaker 2: foot round diameter dome of rubber. It looked like a
- 22:23Speaker 2: bounce pad from a Super Mario game or something. It
- 22:25Speaker 2: was very bizarre and there were just a bunch of
- 22:29Speaker 2: kids playing on it and they were falling down and
- 22:31Speaker 2: bouncing and rolling off it, and it was weird, but
- 22:35Speaker 2: it was right there, so that must be I don't know,
- 22:37Speaker 2: is that a thing? Does anybody know if that's If
- 22:38Speaker 2: you know, if that's a thing, let me know. I
- 22:41Speaker 2: don't think I've seen that kind of bounce pad before.
- 22:44Speaker 1: It was very.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Strange to come across in the middle of a city.
- 22:47Speaker 2: I think it was near a school or something, so
- 22:49Speaker 2: it was like, I guess that's part of their playground. Oh,
- 22:51Speaker 2: and I went to the National Park also to test
- 22:53Speaker 2: out my hammock. Like fully, now that I had the
- 22:56Speaker 2: bugnet and I could pack it in the travel pillow,
- 23:00Speaker 2: and I took it down there and set it up
- 23:02Speaker 2: and it worked perfectly, which was really exciting. I had
- 23:05Speaker 2: the draw string on both sides, so I pulled that
- 23:07Speaker 2: the bugnet tube like over the hammock after I'm in
- 23:10Speaker 2: the hammock, and then since shut the draw string, and boom,
- 23:13Speaker 2: I have a bug tight hammock. And I fell asleep
- 23:19Speaker 2: for a bit. And then when I walked home, my
- 23:22Speaker 2: roommate was like, hey, where'd you go? Because she's from Mongolia,
- 23:26Speaker 2: the host of this serbianb and I told her I
- 23:30Speaker 2: went to that National Park to the south and she said, oh,
- 23:33Speaker 2: the east. I was like, oh, I think it's to
- 23:36Speaker 2: the south. She was like, it's down this road right.
- 23:40Speaker 1: I was like yeah. She's like no, no, that's definitely east.
- 23:43Speaker 2: And I didn't just say yeah, which I guess maybe
- 23:46Speaker 2: I could have, but it's it's a huge park and
- 23:51Speaker 2: it's directly south of where we lived. So I just
- 23:56Speaker 2: showed her the map and she was like, hmmm, east,
- 24:00Speaker 2: and I guess she just didn't know what east was
- 24:02Speaker 2: because this it did extend to the east and west
- 24:08Speaker 2: after you went south, but to get to the park
- 24:10Speaker 2: you just go straight south.
- 24:11Speaker 1: So after I showed her the picture.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Of it directly south from her apartment and she said
- 24:17Speaker 2: east again, I was like, yes, east, and then just
- 24:20Speaker 2: let it go because who cares. So I'm very happy.
- 24:23Speaker 2: I have my mosquitoet and my hammock and it's all
- 24:25Speaker 2: set up and I'm ready to go. But I still
- 24:28Speaker 2: have a few days to wait before I can go
- 24:32Speaker 2: to judge you South Korea. So I just walked around
- 24:36Speaker 2: the city. I was I think like within those last
- 24:40Speaker 2: that last week, that's when I got the hammock and
- 24:42Speaker 2: I was looking for the mosquitoet and all that stuff.
- 24:44Speaker 1: But all that was done and.
- 24:45Speaker 2: I found something. I was extremely happy to find kushur. Now,
- 24:50Speaker 2: kushura is very common in Ulambatar. It's like the de
- 24:54Speaker 2: facto Mongolian dumpling, but it didn't sound great to me.
- 24:58Speaker 1: I had one before. It was whatever.
- 25:01Speaker 2: But then I was walking past a store and there
- 25:04Speaker 2: was a guy smoking outside of it, and I don't
- 25:07Speaker 2: usually like that, but for some reason, my brain was like, yo,
- 25:11Speaker 2: that one's good. So I turned around and I walked in.
- 25:14Speaker 2: The guy smoking the cigarette held the door open for me,
- 25:17Speaker 2: and then he threw down a cigarette came in after me,
- 25:20Speaker 2: and I realized he was the proprietor and he was
- 25:22Speaker 2: selling kushur and he had a kim chi yak kushur
- 25:29Speaker 2: and a yak and cheese kushur, so little like perrobi
- 25:35Speaker 2: slash dumpling things. So inside this pastry dough is yeah,
- 25:42Speaker 2: meat and kim chi or meat and cheese, and I
- 25:44Speaker 2: got one of each, and it was the best thing
- 25:47Speaker 2: I ate in Mongolia, and I was so glad to
- 25:49Speaker 2: get it, because there wasn't. I didn't eat a ton
- 25:52Speaker 2: of Mongolian cuisine. It just nothing. It didn't stick out
- 25:58Speaker 2: to me as super amazing unique something. Nothing was like, oh,
- 26:04Speaker 2: I haven't had something like that before, except for that
- 26:07Speaker 2: Jack barbecue that rocked, and now this kusheur that rocked.
- 26:10Speaker 2: It didn't taste like Pirogi's. It was a much softer bread.
- 26:13Speaker 2: It didn't take like bout taste like boudza. It was
- 26:16Speaker 2: much thinner bread. It was the perfect bread. It was delicious,
- 26:20Speaker 2: and inside there was a bunch of meat and a
- 26:22Speaker 2: bunch of kimchi. The cheese one was okay, but I'm
- 26:25Speaker 2: not as big on cheese as I am on something
- 26:28Speaker 2: like kimchi. So the last five days I went back
- 26:31Speaker 2: every day before I left South Korea, every day, and
- 26:34Speaker 2: that's what I ate Kushua every day. And this was
- 26:36Speaker 2: the only shop I saw the entire time. I was
- 26:39Speaker 2: an ulaan batar that had glass Coca Cola bottles also
- 26:44Speaker 2: in a little in a little fridge like in the restaurant,
- 26:49Speaker 2: in this tiny restaurant also, and it's always the quality
- 26:53Speaker 2: places that have other quality stuff. Coca Cola tastes much
- 26:57Speaker 2: better from a glass bottle than a metal can. To me,
- 27:00Speaker 2: I feel like I taste the metal pretty strong in
- 27:03Speaker 2: Coca Cola cans versus Coca Cola glass bottles. So every
- 27:07Speaker 2: day I went and got two or three kim chi
- 27:10Speaker 2: yak kushor from this guy and one little glass Coca
- 27:14Speaker 2: Cola bottle, and it was a fun snack every day.
- 27:17Speaker 2: And the third day or the fourth day or something,
- 27:19Speaker 2: I asked if I could drink beer in his shop
- 27:21Speaker 2: and he was like, yeah, of course, And I can't
- 27:25Speaker 2: remember why, but I picked up a couple cans of
- 27:29Speaker 2: beer and I had that with the kushur. But you know,
- 27:33Speaker 2: it wasn't even as satisfying as the as the little
- 27:36Speaker 2: Coca Cola bottle that tasted better.
- 27:39Speaker 1: I mean, I drank the beer. I'm not gonna throw
- 27:41Speaker 1: it away. But that was great.
- 27:44Speaker 2: That was a cool little shop, and if I lived,
- 27:47Speaker 2: I would have gone there the whole time I was
- 27:49Speaker 2: there if I found out about it sooner. I just
- 27:52Speaker 2: didn't realize how good kushur it was, and I hadn't
- 27:55Speaker 2: seen any that sounded appetizing to me. But when I
- 27:58Speaker 2: went to this guy's shop, I was like, you know what,
- 28:00Speaker 2: this guy probably has the good stuff, and boy, howdy
- 28:03Speaker 2: did he. And the rest of the week I also
- 28:06Speaker 2: ate a bunch of Korean fried chicken, which is super
- 28:09Speaker 2: funny because I was going to go to Jedju, South
- 28:11Speaker 2: Korea in like five days. But for some reason, I
- 28:16Speaker 2: ate Korean fried chicken at this one restaurant in Mongolia,
- 28:21Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, that is good, because they
- 28:23Speaker 2: have so many Korean restaurants in Ulambatar. So I just
- 28:28Speaker 2: tried all these different restaurants and I found some pretty
- 28:30Speaker 2: good Korean fried chicken. Also during this last week, when
- 28:34Speaker 2: I was walking home, I came across this blocked off
- 28:38Speaker 2: street and it was just huge, and there was a
- 28:41Speaker 2: crowd of people walking around, almost like a fair, and
- 28:43Speaker 2: there were like little stalls around, and there was a
- 28:46Speaker 2: giant bouncy castle on the sidewalk. Yeah, it was just
- 28:51Speaker 2: on the sidewalk in a driveway.
- 28:53Speaker 1: It was huge.
- 28:53Speaker 2: It was like normal giant bouncy castle sized, and I
- 28:56Speaker 2: walked in. The next block had one also, and I
- 28:59Speaker 2: didn't know what the heck was going on. I was
- 29:01Speaker 2: walking around trying to figure it out, but very very
- 29:03Speaker 2: few people speak any English, so I didn't try to
- 29:07Speaker 2: ask anybody. Oh and there's no resources to learn Mongolian.
- 29:10Speaker 2: So I was still I could say a few of
- 29:13Speaker 2: the foods and that's pretty much it. So I couldn't
- 29:17Speaker 2: speak to anybody. But then I saw this group of
- 29:21Speaker 2: people jogging through with numbers on them and realized I
- 29:24Speaker 2: had heard about the Ulan Batar half marathon going on
- 29:29Speaker 2: sometime in the future a couple weeks back, and here
- 29:31Speaker 2: it was. I happened to cross the Ulan Batar marathon route.
- 29:38Speaker 1: So that's what it was.
- 29:39Speaker 2: There's a big like half celebration half marathon day going on,
- 29:45Speaker 2: and that was cool just to walk around, went to
- 29:47Speaker 2: a new supermarket, looked at people walking around. The fashionable Mongolians.
- 29:53Speaker 2: If did I meant, I must have mentioned that already, right,
- 29:55Speaker 2: they're the most fashionable Asians, the most handsome men pretty Asians.
- 30:01Speaker 2: They're angular, but they're broad and taller, and they just
- 30:05Speaker 2: look cool. They all wear like leather jackets and bespoke
- 30:10Speaker 2: clothing and boots. Mongoli, at least in Nulan Batar. I
- 30:16Speaker 2: liked their fashion the most I think out of other
- 30:19Speaker 2: Asian fashions, like Chinese, people just wear pants and a
- 30:22Speaker 2: T shirt. The girls will dress in nice sundresses, but
- 30:26Speaker 2: the fashion's not crazy. The fashion in Korea obviously is
- 30:29Speaker 2: very it's pretty wild, but the boys wear very flowy
- 30:33Speaker 2: things like the girls, and they also use a lot
- 30:35Speaker 2: of makeup, and yeah, fashion in Korea is just generally
- 30:40Speaker 2: very soft and softening and flowy and fun. Mongolia's fashion
- 30:47Speaker 2: is Hell's Angels, bespoke Hell's Angels. It's like leather stuff
- 30:55Speaker 2: and boots that fit them perfectly. And they, like I said,
- 30:59Speaker 2: they have more angular cheekbones Mongolians in general than other Asians.
- 31:05Speaker 2: So I just thought they all looked so cool. So
- 31:07Speaker 2: it was fun walking around in this crowd of a
- 31:08Speaker 2: bunch of cool, fashionable people, me walking around like a
- 31:12Speaker 2: filthy travel hobo. Oh you know, it's crazy. I love
- 31:17Speaker 2: tooty fruity jelly belly jelly beans, the twoty fruity flavor.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Specifically.
- 31:21Speaker 2: I'm fine with jelly beans, They're fine, but I don't
- 31:24Speaker 2: really care.
- 31:24Speaker 1: But the tooty.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Fruity ones, they're good enough that I'll get them if
- 31:28Speaker 2: I see just a pack of tooty fruity and I
- 31:30Speaker 2: haven't seen just that pack in years. I mean, I've
- 31:34Speaker 2: been traveling. There's not a lot of jelly beans in
- 31:36Speaker 2: like China, whatever, Japan. But I was in Ulan Batar,
- 31:42Speaker 2: Mongolia going to a supermarket, I think to get nori
- 31:46Speaker 2: or something, and i'd been there. It's pretty close, so
- 31:51Speaker 2: i'd walk. It's one of the grocery stores I normally
- 31:53Speaker 2: walked to, so this was new. And there was a
- 31:56Speaker 2: new display of jelly belly jelly bean bags flavor and
- 32:01Speaker 2: they had the Tooty Fruity flavor, and I was like,
- 32:04Speaker 2: that's crazy, and people don't really like it because it
- 32:08Speaker 2: tastes like toothpaste, I think, and I like that taste great,
- 32:12Speaker 2: So I was kind of dumb struck again. I was like,
- 32:17Speaker 2: how are these in Mongolia? Like the grocery stores in
- 32:22Speaker 2: Mongolia carry Mongolian and Korean things, and now there's like
- 32:26Speaker 2: a jelly belly display case and not just like bags
- 32:31Speaker 2: of random jelly beans.
- 32:33Speaker 1: But like buy flavor.
- 32:34Speaker 2: They sell each flavor, which is a very boutique thing.
- 32:36Speaker 2: And here it is in the tundra in Mongolia. It was, yeah,
- 32:41Speaker 2: bizarre to see. But I got a bag of Tooty
- 32:43Speaker 2: Fruity and then I got another one a couple days later,
- 32:46Speaker 2: and I was very happy to have them. And they
- 32:47Speaker 2: were delicious. Oh and then I bought it and I
- 32:50Speaker 2: was talking to the cute checkout girl and we had
- 32:54Speaker 2: like a nice whatever, little conversation, and then I was
- 32:59Speaker 2: so happy. I was like talk to a cute girl,
- 33:01Speaker 2: that's cool. I realized I didn't even get the jelly beans,
- 33:05Speaker 2: and I hadn't realized it, but she was calling after.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Me, and I was like, yes, my sweet and.
- 33:09Speaker 2: Then she came running up with the jelly beans, which
- 33:11Speaker 2: is like the only thing, the only thing I forgot.
- 33:13Speaker 2: I put everything out of my bag and forgot those,
- 33:15Speaker 2: and she very kindly ran out the store to give
- 33:18Speaker 2: them back to me.
- 33:19Speaker 1: Thanks lady.
- 33:21Speaker 2: Oh what else did I get in there that I
- 33:23Speaker 2: didn't forget? I got fermented mare's milk, milk from a mare,
- 33:29Speaker 2: a female horse that has been fermented, which is a
- 33:32Speaker 2: very common drink in Mongolia traditionally and culturally. And now
- 33:38Speaker 2: they sell them in cans that you can buy like
- 33:40Speaker 2: beer in the store, and there's a little bit of
- 33:43Speaker 2: alcohol in there, not a ton. It's kind of I've
- 33:46Speaker 2: been describing it as like milk kombucha to people. That's
- 33:50Speaker 2: what it reminded me of the most. It's a little
- 33:53Speaker 2: it's fermented, it's a little bit bubbly, just a little bit,
- 33:57Speaker 2: and it's very thin. It's not like you're drinking thick,
- 33:59Speaker 2: fatty milk. It's very thin milk. That's been fermented. It's
- 34:05Speaker 2: very interesting and it doesn't taste bad. Of all the
- 34:09Speaker 2: weird stuff I've had in different countries, this was like
- 34:12Speaker 2: the oh, this is our traditional drink. It's not good,
- 34:15Speaker 2: but I would buy Mayre's milk again. I got it
- 34:19Speaker 2: the last day I was there, I think, yeah, right before, Yeah,
- 34:23Speaker 2: it was the last day, so I didn't drink all
- 34:25Speaker 2: of it because I was worried. It tastes good and
- 34:28Speaker 2: I feel fine, but what if I get sick. I
- 34:30Speaker 2: don't want to be sick on a plane to South Korea.
- 34:34Speaker 2: But I didn't get sick, and it just tasted good
- 34:36Speaker 2: and weird like kombucha does, except this one tasted faintly
- 34:40Speaker 2: of milk, and it wasn't thick and heavy like the
- 34:44Speaker 2: fatty milk like the fat and milk makes milk taste.
- 34:48Speaker 1: It was very light. It was interesting.
- 34:49Speaker 2: I would definitely like to drink more, and I'd like
- 34:52Speaker 2: to drink it with different foods and see what it
- 34:54Speaker 2: pairs with, because I feel like it would pair with
- 34:57Speaker 2: something well, and I don't know what it is yet exactly.
- 35:01Speaker 2: Except knowing Mongolia, I'm sure they'd just be like, just
- 35:04Speaker 2: eat a bunch.
- 35:04Speaker 1: Of meat with it.
- 35:06Speaker 2: I love how direct Mongolians are. That was such a
- 35:11Speaker 2: fun country. So that was such a fun country because
- 35:15Speaker 2: it was so unique and so interesting and deep. There
- 35:17Speaker 2: was so much going on, and that was just in
- 35:21Speaker 2: the city, which is not even particularly Mongolian in itself.
- 35:26Speaker 2: It's so taken over by other Asian stores and other cultures.
- 35:32Speaker 2: I had a wonderful time in Mongolia. What else did
- 35:35Speaker 2: I get up to after that?
- 35:36Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, you know what.
- 35:37Speaker 2: After I got the fermented mare's milk, I also went
- 35:40Speaker 2: to the store and I got two things of Mongolian
- 35:42Speaker 2: vodka because I hadn't had them yet, or I hadn't
- 35:46Speaker 2: had any Mongolian vodka yet.
- 35:48Speaker 1: But I heard about it.
- 35:49Speaker 2: It's like all the drunks drink it there and it's
- 35:51Speaker 2: very popular. You know, it's right next to Russia. I
- 35:54Speaker 2: assume that's has some influence on it. But there were
- 35:57Speaker 2: two types, and nobody could explain to me how they
- 36:02Speaker 2: were different. So I just got both bottles. One girl
- 36:05Speaker 2: was like, no, they're definitely the exact same. Those are
- 36:07Speaker 2: both vodka. They're just in different bottles and different colors,
- 36:10Speaker 2: but they're the same thing.
- 36:12Speaker 1: They're not.
- 36:12Speaker 2: They tasted completely different. The blue bottle was good. The
- 36:17Speaker 2: gray bottle was almost as bad as by Joe. It
- 36:21Speaker 2: definitely was not as bad as by Joe, but it
- 36:23Speaker 2: was pretty bad. I think it was like from wheat
- 36:26Speaker 2: or something.
- 36:27Speaker 1: I don't know. It sucked.
- 36:29Speaker 2: But the regular Mongolian vodka, yeah, it was tasty vodka
- 36:34Speaker 2: for not I mean it was cheap. I guess it
- 36:35Speaker 2: was like five bucks for a tiny bottle, maybe three
- 36:38Speaker 2: fifty mili liters for that price. I mean, yeah, it
- 36:42Speaker 2: was fine. I just drank a sip from each and
- 36:44Speaker 2: then left them on the table for my host, my
- 36:49Speaker 2: Airbnb host, to finish up, because her boyfriend definitely drinks plenty,
- 36:56Speaker 2: so I figured he at least would appreciate a couple
- 36:59Speaker 2: free bottles.
- 36:59Speaker 1: Of and I wouldn't like it.
- 37:02Speaker 2: Just if I'm gonna drink, give me some Seltzers or
- 37:05Speaker 2: really good microbrew. And then you know what I did.
- 37:08Speaker 2: I changed my reservation from one week in Korea I
- 37:12Speaker 2: was going to be there for a week, from in
- 37:14Speaker 2: Juju Island to one day three days, I think three days.
- 37:20Speaker 2: I think I changed to three days because I knew
- 37:21Speaker 2: the first day I'd just be exhausted pass out, and
- 37:25Speaker 2: then after that three days. I was like, you can
- 37:28Speaker 2: live in a hotel for three days and then backpack
- 37:31Speaker 2: for four days. You'll still save money because you're you know,
- 37:34Speaker 2: hammick camping is free and you love to be in
- 37:37Speaker 2: a hammock and I really was looking forward to that.
- 37:40Speaker 2: So I canceled it and I was like, there, now
- 37:43Speaker 2: you don't have the rest of the week.
- 37:45Speaker 1: You have to go. You have to go in hammock.
- 37:48Speaker 2: Camp, which can be It is daunting if you haven't
- 37:52Speaker 2: done it in a while, especially the first time you
- 37:53Speaker 2: ever do it.
- 37:54Speaker 1: You're like, is this okay? Yes, it's fine.
- 37:56Speaker 2: But I hadn't done it. And it's so easy and
- 37:59Speaker 2: lazy to rent a room somewhere. So I'm used to
- 38:03Speaker 2: doing that and I hadn't been hammock. But I did it,
- 38:05Speaker 2: and I was like, here you go. Now you have
- 38:07Speaker 2: to sleep outside, and I knew as soon as I
- 38:11Speaker 2: did sleep outside, I was going to love it because
- 38:12Speaker 2: I love sleeping in hammocks. But I just had to
- 38:16Speaker 2: take the leap and make sure I didn't have a
- 38:18Speaker 2: room reserved. Okay, I cleaned up my Airbnb. I'm mentioning
- 38:23Speaker 2: this because I don't usually clean it up this nice.
- 38:25Speaker 2: I clean up I think nicer than other guests. I
- 38:28Speaker 2: try not to leave any trash in the room. If
- 38:30Speaker 2: they have a vacuum, all vacuum the carpet because I
- 38:33Speaker 2: eat in my room. I also tend to fix things
- 38:36Speaker 2: when I get to Airbnb's. If your shower is clogged
- 38:38Speaker 2: and I'm your guest, it's gonna be unclogged by the
- 38:41Speaker 2: time I leave. If there's like a loose screw or
- 38:44Speaker 2: a table as wobbly, it's gonna be fixed and tight
- 38:47Speaker 2: like later after I'm out of there. But this lady,
- 38:51Speaker 2: oh boy, she was just quite particular about things her.
- 38:57Speaker 2: The face plates for her light switches were not a
- 39:00Speaker 2: hatched to the wall, but if you, if you like,
- 39:04Speaker 2: twisted them so they dug into the wall, then they
- 39:06Speaker 2: would stay in there for a little while anyway, And
- 39:09Speaker 2: she was insistent that I twist them into the wall
- 39:14Speaker 2: so they would stay there. Look, I liked this apartment
- 39:17Speaker 2: and the lady was fine, if a bit particular about
- 39:22Speaker 2: certain things. So I and I've never gotten a bad
- 39:27Speaker 2: review on Airbnb recently knock on wood, and I don't
- 39:29Speaker 2: want that to happen, so I so I just cleaned
- 39:35Speaker 2: up more than I usually did, and there you can't
- 39:39Speaker 2: the kitchen one. You can't put that light switch faceplate
- 39:42Speaker 2: in there. It's just not it doesn't fit in there.
- 39:45Speaker 2: But I left it very nice. Oh and then luckily
- 39:47Speaker 2: I tried that vodka and I didn't want it, so
- 39:49Speaker 2: I just left that for them, and I was like, good,
- 39:54Speaker 2: and I got a nice little review from her. But okay,
- 39:58Speaker 2: I'm when I explain this briefly, she sent me messages
- 40:03Speaker 2: on Airbnb saying, hey, please make sure to keep my
- 40:07Speaker 2: apartment clean and not have hair in the shower, and
- 40:12Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, of course, But then when I
- 40:14Speaker 2: went to shower, her long black hair clearly not my hair,
- 40:20Speaker 2: was in the shower. So she would ask me to
- 40:23Speaker 2: do things like be careful about keeping her apartment clean
- 40:28Speaker 2: for a few things like that, and then I find
- 40:31Speaker 2: out that she was doing those things. And people don't
- 40:34Speaker 2: notice how they live much of the time. They don't
- 40:37Speaker 2: notice their own habits. They only notice the habits of others.
- 40:41Speaker 2: It's a lot easier to criticize outside of yourself than
- 40:45Speaker 2: to be aware and examine yourself. So I just had
- 40:49Speaker 2: that kind of things in mind when I cleaned the
- 40:51Speaker 2: entire house before I moved out, and that's very rare
- 40:55Speaker 2: on Airbnb for an airbnb person, especially when with experience
- 40:59Speaker 2: with so many guests, to make a big deal out
- 41:04Speaker 2: of out of something like hair in the shower if
- 41:07Speaker 2: that does come up, or like where you place the
- 41:11Speaker 2: tissue box or something like that. But given that, she
- 41:15Speaker 2: was very particular about those things, and I enjoyed the
- 41:18Speaker 2: apartment a lot.
- 41:18Speaker 1: I cleaned it.
- 41:19Speaker 2: Up very, very nice before I left, and I left
- 41:23Speaker 2: her some carabineers and travel equipment stuff that she said
- 41:27Speaker 2: she liked that I didn't need. I got extra carabiners
- 41:30Speaker 2: with my new hammock, and I was like, am I
- 41:32Speaker 2: gonna use these? And some fabric because she saw I
- 41:36Speaker 2: sew pockets onto the sides of the backpacks I have
- 41:38Speaker 2: so I can fit like beers and sodas inside the
- 41:41Speaker 2: backpack without using the volume of the backpack itself. She
- 41:44Speaker 2: thought that was cool. I left her some good fabric
- 41:46Speaker 2: for that so she could sew her own pockets. That's
- 41:49Speaker 2: what she wanted to do. And then the next day
- 41:52Speaker 2: I was out of there and I was on my
- 41:55Speaker 2: way to Jedju Island, South Korea. I had so much
- 41:58Speaker 2: fun in Busan. I was very excited to go explore
- 42:02Speaker 2: Jedgie and see how different the island was. Islands of
- 42:07Speaker 2: any country are always so different than the mainland, and
- 42:11Speaker 2: this was the main island of South Korea, or the
- 42:16Speaker 2: main like tourist island that all the Chinese and Russians
- 42:19Speaker 2: go to.
- 42:20Speaker 1: So I was excited to check it out.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Because I friggin loved Busson right before I was in Buson,
- 42:27Speaker 2: like I don't know, two months ago maybe, and I
- 42:29Speaker 2: had a great time there.
- 42:31Speaker 1: So now I was like, yeah, man, give me South
- 42:33Speaker 1: Korea again. Oh you know, it's so weird, ok.
- 42:37Speaker 2: I should just mention this first, because I had my
- 42:40Speaker 2: first encounter with a belligerent air passenger that I've ever
- 42:46Speaker 2: had in fifteen years hundreds of flights, I don't know
- 42:49Speaker 2: how many, I finally met a real jerk and it
- 42:54Speaker 2: was very surprising. Yeah, this is just the airplane ride
- 42:59Speaker 2: over there. So I'll talk about Korea itself in the
- 43:01Speaker 2: next episode, but let's finish up this episode with the
- 43:04Speaker 2: airplane ride. To judge you, I actually didn't have to
- 43:08Speaker 2: use my package jacket out of Mongolia for some reason.
- 43:13Speaker 2: All carry ons were accepted this flight. That was nice,
- 43:17Speaker 2: So I put up there. I was like, well, that's good,
- 43:19Speaker 2: that's some good luck. And then I sat down and
- 43:23Speaker 2: there was this loud shouting from the back of the plane,
- 43:27Speaker 2: and a bunch of people looked behind. But I've been
- 43:29Speaker 2: in one hundred planes, and I was like, who cares.
- 43:31Speaker 2: I don't care, and I just didn't even turn around.
- 43:35Speaker 2: And then I heard like stomping, and the shouting guy
- 43:39Speaker 2: who had been stomping, I did hear? At first I didn't,
- 43:41Speaker 2: but he kept shouting and he was saying like, I'm
- 43:44Speaker 2: going here, I'm going here, let me go. And then
- 43:48Speaker 2: he stomped over and sat in the seat in front
- 43:51Speaker 2: of me, and I was like, darn it, because I
- 43:54Speaker 2: don't want to sit next to someone who's going to
- 43:56Speaker 2: shout at a air stewardess for or an air hostess
- 44:00Speaker 2: to get around them, like you can't wait one minute
- 44:03Speaker 2: or politely say it.
- 44:04Speaker 1: He can't.
- 44:04Speaker 2: He was shouting, and I was like, oh boy. And
- 44:09Speaker 2: because he was shouting, and because we were in Asia,
- 44:13Speaker 2: I was like, probably Chinese.
- 44:15Speaker 1: Turns out that.
- 44:15Speaker 2: Hypothesis was correct. That's the end of that story. He
- 44:19Speaker 2: was Chinese. That's the end of figuring out who he was,
- 44:22Speaker 2: of stereotyping someone based on them shouting yes, because he
- 44:28Speaker 2: turned to who I assumed was his girlfriend and spoken
- 44:31Speaker 2: Chinese to her, and I was like, yep, that makes sense.
- 44:34Speaker 2: So I was like, that was rude that he was
- 44:35Speaker 2: yelling at the air hostess when he just needed to
- 44:38Speaker 2: get like a few just you can just quietly turn side.
- 44:41Speaker 2: He wasn't a huge guy, he was a normally sized person.
- 44:45Speaker 2: He could have just turned sideways and gone past her
- 44:47Speaker 2: and got to his seat. We weren't taking off or anything.
- 44:50Speaker 2: We're still waiting to even get onto the taxing to
- 44:55Speaker 2: taxi onto the runway, so we had plenty of time.
- 44:57Speaker 2: But he was shouting to get to his to the
- 45:00Speaker 2: point that it was disrupting passengers.
- 45:03Speaker 1: And that was weird.
- 45:04Speaker 2: But I was like whatever, and I put in my
- 45:07Speaker 2: earplugs and put down my mask, and then they asked me,
- 45:11Speaker 2: please listen to the safety thing, and I put it
- 45:15Speaker 2: in my mask. And then the guy, like the guy,
- 45:18Speaker 2: the belligerent man in front of me, thrust the chair
- 45:23Speaker 2: back so he was leaning back in the chair, but
- 45:24Speaker 2: he just like pushed it back as hard as possible
- 45:27Speaker 2: and like bounced toward me. And I was like whoa,
- 45:29Speaker 2: And the stewardess came by and she was like, sir,
- 45:32Speaker 2: we're about to move. We're about to take off, so
- 45:35Speaker 2: put your chair up. And he was like, the chair
- 45:38Speaker 2: goes back. In English, even though he's Chinese, it was yeah,
- 45:41Speaker 2: I think Chinese tourists know that more people will understand
- 45:45Speaker 2: them in English than China.
- 45:46Speaker 1: He's like, but it goes back.
- 45:47Speaker 2: She's like yes, but to take off, you have to
- 45:50Speaker 2: put your chair up.
- 45:51Speaker 1: You can't have it back. He's like duh. And he
- 45:54Speaker 1: puts it up and I was like, oh god, I
- 45:57Speaker 1: have to sit behind this guy.
- 45:59Speaker 2: And she walks away, and as soon as she walks away,
- 46:02Speaker 2: he bends his chair back again, like pretty violently and
- 46:07Speaker 2: pushes it so it's like right in my face. And
- 46:12Speaker 2: I tapped the side of the chair and he turns around.
- 46:15Speaker 1: He's like what. I was like, you have to put
- 46:18Speaker 1: the chair up. We're about to take off, and he said, no,
- 46:21Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have to put the chair up.
- 46:23Speaker 1: It goes back. It's fine.
- 46:25Speaker 2: It's like, no, you have to put the chair up.
- 46:28Speaker 2: While we're taking off. It's going to shake. It's very
- 46:31Speaker 2: close to me. And he goes, we're not flying yet.
- 46:35Speaker 2: We're not flying yet, are we?
- 46:36Speaker 1: I don't have to.
- 46:37Speaker 2: I don't have to do that because you say I do.
- 46:39Speaker 2: And I was like, the she, the air hostess just
- 46:42Speaker 2: told you. This is every single plane you're going to
- 46:44Speaker 2: be on. You have to put your tables up and
- 46:47Speaker 2: put your chairs to the right position so that they
- 46:50Speaker 2: can take off safely. So he's like, I'm not doing it.
- 46:54Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I'll just call the people then,
- 46:56Speaker 2: and I pushed the button and then he was like fuck,
- 47:00Speaker 2: like did that dude just swear? And he put his
- 47:04Speaker 2: seat back up to the normal position, and I was
- 47:07Speaker 2: like okay, and I turned off the light so that
- 47:10Speaker 2: she didn't come over, and then he pushed his chair back,
- 47:15Speaker 2: like the chair back again multiple times, tore to me
- 47:20Speaker 2: like he was like that Tim Robinson sketch where he's
- 47:23Speaker 2: pretending to throw water on the guy, except this was
- 47:25Speaker 2: a full chair and he was like violently throwing it back,
- 47:29Speaker 2: so he was doing that. I was like, am I
- 47:33Speaker 2: is this man a child? He was like fifty or sixty,
- 47:35Speaker 2: but he was obviously acting like a baby, and it
- 47:40Speaker 2: was so bizarre. I was confused, and I looked over
- 47:43Speaker 2: and the other people, like other people on the plane
- 47:45Speaker 2: were like looking at him, and I noticed one guy
- 47:48Speaker 2: to my right roe like staring at him intently, and
- 47:52Speaker 2: I was like, this is crazy. And so when he
- 47:57Speaker 2: put it forward again before he was going to push
- 47:58Speaker 2: it back, I just put my hand out and stopped
- 48:01Speaker 2: it from like coming back toward me again. And he
- 48:05Speaker 2: felt that and he whips around, looks over his chair
- 48:09Speaker 2: at me and says, what are things fine? Are you fine?
- 48:13Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm fine. Stop pushing your chair back.
- 48:17Speaker 2: You can put it back after we take off, and
- 48:20Speaker 2: then he yelled, fuck you do you want to fight.
- 48:28Speaker 1: Again?
- 48:28Speaker 2: In shock, basically, there's a fifty let's say fifty five.
- 48:34Speaker 2: There's a fifty five year old man with a crazy
- 48:37Speaker 2: shock of half curly black hair turning around in his
- 48:41Speaker 2: seat while we're getting taxiing onto the runway getting ready
- 48:45Speaker 2: to take off, not wanting to put his seat up
- 48:48Speaker 2: after there, Stewart has made him turning around in his
- 48:53Speaker 2: seat swearing at me in a plane and asking if
- 48:57Speaker 2: I want to fight? And he put up his fis
- 49:00Speaker 2: like he put up his fists like fisticuffs, like fighting,
- 49:07Speaker 2: like he had never fought in his life before. But
- 49:09Speaker 2: he had his fists up around the chair with his
- 49:13Speaker 2: fat head it was so bizarre. And I told him, yes,
- 49:18Speaker 2: please fight me on a plane, and his face was
- 49:22Speaker 2: like what, And he got kind of confused and he
- 49:25Speaker 2: said fuck you and then turned back to face forward,
- 49:29Speaker 2: and the whole plane is just like what is this
- 49:31Speaker 2: guy doing? And the guy who'd been staring at him
- 49:34Speaker 2: intently looked over at me and mouthed, hey, are you okay?
- 49:39Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
- 49:41Speaker 1: He's just.
- 49:44Speaker 2: And crazy. Man didn't talk to me much. He did
- 49:49Speaker 2: like glare at me a couple times when he got
- 49:51Speaker 2: up out of his seat to go to the bathroom.
- 49:52Speaker 2: It was only a two hour flight, so I just
- 49:54Speaker 2: read books and I just looked back at him because
- 49:56Speaker 2: I was like, you should you should hit me? I
- 50:00Speaker 2: guess then you're gonna be arrested and that would be
- 50:02Speaker 2: the funniest thing ever. So whenever he glared at me
- 50:05Speaker 2: when he was getting up from a seat, I just
- 50:07Speaker 2: calmly stared back at him with engaging eye contact. But
- 50:13Speaker 2: he was well enough versed in self preservation that he
- 50:16Speaker 2: didn't physically touch me. And after before we took off,
- 50:22Speaker 2: when he said like fuck you and then turned on
- 50:25Speaker 2: a fight, I was like, should I ask a air
- 50:29Speaker 2: should I report this? This is crazy behavior from an
- 50:32Speaker 2: air passenger. It never happens if you don't travel a lot.
- 50:35Speaker 2: Just so you know, that is a one in a
- 50:37Speaker 2: million thing. That's crazy. I've never seen it in real
- 50:42Speaker 2: life on a plane. I've never that's the craziest person
- 50:44Speaker 2: I've ever seen on a plane in hundreds of flights.
- 50:47Speaker 2: I see way more people crazier in cars all the time.
- 50:50Speaker 2: Road rage is a very real thing. Plane rage is
- 50:54Speaker 2: not really a thing.
- 50:55Speaker 1: But this guy had it.
- 50:57Speaker 2: But honestly, I was kind of in shock, so I
- 51:01Speaker 2: didn't report it to the airline at the time that
- 51:04Speaker 2: had happened, but I didn't report it because I wasn't
- 51:08Speaker 2: physically intimidated by the guy, and I've dealt with crazy
- 51:11Speaker 2: people forever, so it wasn't a huge It wasn't It
- 51:16Speaker 2: wasn't too much of a problem for me because I
- 51:18Speaker 2: wasn't worried. But I realized later everyone in the plane
- 51:21Speaker 2: seemed pretty worried, and I should have reported the air
- 51:25Speaker 2: stewardess if for no other reason, then the host or
- 51:29Speaker 2: hostess could air host or hostess could tell the guy, like, hey,
- 51:32Speaker 2: you can't act like that on an airplane. I told
- 51:36Speaker 2: him that, but it would make more sense coming from
- 51:39Speaker 2: someone with a uniform on. So that was pretty crazy.
- 51:43Speaker 2: We land in Jedu two hours later. He just has
- 51:46Speaker 2: some mug and going on with me. And then when
- 51:49Speaker 2: he stands up to get his backpack or his suitcase
- 51:52Speaker 2: for him and his girlfriend, I realized he has a
- 51:54Speaker 2: kid with him, so that must be his wife and
- 51:56Speaker 2: that is their child.
- 51:58Speaker 1: And that's how this guy.
- 51:59Speaker 2: Acts around his family. It was even you know, it
- 52:03Speaker 2: got even stranger. And the whole time he's for like
- 52:06Speaker 2: a minute when he's taking down his luggage, he doesn't
- 52:08Speaker 2: look at me, and then finally he stares at me
- 52:11Speaker 2: and like pushes his head forward, and I just look
- 52:14Speaker 2: up at him, and he starts talking to me again,
- 52:17Speaker 2: and he just starts trying to start crap. And the
- 52:20Speaker 2: guy who'd been staring at him intently in the beginning
- 52:22Speaker 2: leaned over and he typed. He was typing something into
- 52:24Speaker 2: his phone and then leaned over and in Chinese, his
- 52:27Speaker 2: phone spoke and it said she and Zion jiong blah blah,
- 52:32Speaker 2: and it was the effective sit down, be quiet, or
- 52:36Speaker 2: I'm going to call the police on you right.
- 52:38Speaker 1: Now, or arrest. Maybe I was I don't know if
- 52:41Speaker 1: that guy.
- 52:41Speaker 2: Was like the air marshal on the flight or what
- 52:44Speaker 2: exactly was going on, but that guy was just fed up.
- 52:49Speaker 1: And I felt really bad because he seemed like a
- 52:51Speaker 1: nice guy.
- 52:52Speaker 2: And on the way out, we were walking out and
- 52:54Speaker 2: he was like, sorry about that guy, Welcome to Korea,
- 52:57Speaker 2: and I think he was Korean, and it was just ause,
- 53:00Speaker 2: you have to man, people just be kind. Why why
- 53:05Speaker 2: cause trouble for everybody else. So when I got to
- 53:10Speaker 2: Korea and got to my hotel room, I had been
- 53:12Speaker 2: thinking in the back burner about this guy, and I
- 53:15Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I have to report that,
- 53:18Speaker 2: and so I called up the airlines and I wrote
- 53:22Speaker 2: to the airlines also and made a report about that guy.
- 53:26Speaker 2: And this is just for anyone else who encounters a
- 53:30Speaker 2: situation like that. If you're so shocked you don't know
- 53:33Speaker 2: what to do, like I was, call the air host over,
- 53:36Speaker 2: call the air hostess over, and let them know something
- 53:39Speaker 2: is happening. Because again I wasn't personally worried, but it
- 53:47Speaker 2: as I thought about it, everybody else on that plane
- 53:50Speaker 2: was very worried. And that guy doesn't know how to
- 53:53Speaker 2: act on an airplane, so I should have reported it
- 53:56Speaker 2: at the time, and now I will know going forward
- 54:00Speaker 2: that I should report something like that immediately. But because
- 54:05Speaker 2: it was directed at me and I was fine, I
- 54:09Speaker 2: just didn't. So I should have been considering others more.
- 54:14Speaker 2: And obviously that guy should have been considering others more,
- 54:17Speaker 2: especially considering his tiny, like eight year old daughter that
- 54:21Speaker 2: he is swearing and threatening to fight people in front of.
- 54:25Speaker 2: But guess what, that guy totally sucked. My stay in
- 54:29Speaker 2: jed you was awesome. It was a great time. I
- 54:34Speaker 2: will talk about that in the next episode. Thank you
- 54:36Speaker 2: so much for listening. I'm gonna go out for a while.
- 54:40Speaker 1: I hope you have a great day and I will
- 54:43Speaker 1: talk to you soon. Oh.
- 54:44Speaker 2: As always, you can hit me up a bit of
- 54:46Speaker 2: a Rambler at gmail dot com or bit of a
- 54:49Speaker 2: Rambler on Blue Sky on Lemmy. Talk to me if
- 54:52Speaker 2: you want to talk. Have a great day if you
- 54:54Speaker 2: don't