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Ball Knowers | Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #326 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Alrighty already? Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 3: Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 3: August thirteenth, twenty twenty five. Twelve forty five pm. We
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  Speaker 3: are here live from the Internet.
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  Speaker 1: You won't believe it, but it's a good old fashioned
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  Speaker 1: son of a boy dad. I honestly can't believe that
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  Speaker 1: we did the show just me and dude.
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  Speaker 3: Every time we go into it now, I'm like, what
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  Speaker 3: the fuck are we going to talk about? It is
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  Speaker 3: insane that we did that for so long.
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  Speaker 1: That was just the two of us, uh, gabbing about something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and what the fuck have you ever gone back and
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  Speaker 1: like even looked at old podcast clips.
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  Speaker 3: I've watched a couple of them, like I've seen some
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  Speaker 3: and it's like the podcast is definitely better now, for.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, insanely so it's honestly, I feel like it's like
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  Speaker 1: watching myself in like high school, like pre puberty, almost
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  Speaker 1: like oh my god, I can't believe I sounded like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's like almost like embarrassing. Yeah, but it's like, but
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  Speaker 3: like the worst part is that it's like from like
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  Speaker 3: a year ago. It's like not even that long. Like
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  Speaker 3: I'll watch a clip and I'll be like, oh, that's
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  Speaker 3: fucking awful, and then It'll be like, oh, that's the
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  Speaker 3: last episode. Yeah, that was seventeen months ago.
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  Speaker 1: It is funny, but shout out to Francis. It's Bossomed.
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  Speaker 1: But he's not here this week because he's at the.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking Internet Invitational.
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  Speaker 1: He's at the Inventational without us. I guess we're just
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  Speaker 1: cut out from the Inventational.
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  Speaker 3: Just couldn't get it done. To be honest, I feel
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  Speaker 3: like I should have been invited to that over the
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  Speaker 3: Ryder Cup.
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  Speaker 1: Why. I don't know, because you're a You're an Internet personality,
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  Speaker 1: well more.
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  Speaker 3: Of an Internet personality than I am a golfer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but those are all golfers in the in the Inventation.
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  Speaker 3: They're all like good at golfing. There's no one on
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  Speaker 3: that that like sucks.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. Does PFT suck or does
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  Speaker 1: he play a bunch?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, PFT doesn't suck. You would think he would like
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  Speaker 3: that was the thing that like. Well, I guess I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to give anyway any spoilers, but you think
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  Speaker 3: all I'll say is everyone's better at golf than I thought.
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  Speaker 3: I thought everyone was gonna be like topping every like
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  Speaker 3: I was doll. I topped everything. I suck at golf.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucked because uh, they all play golf all the time. Yeah, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I think. I don't. I don't want to make it
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  Speaker 1: a Chicago thing, but I'm pretty sure everybody in Chicago
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  Speaker 1: is just playing, not only the simulator, but they're just
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  Speaker 1: getting out, like I think the Yak ends and they're
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  Speaker 1: going to Royal Melbourne and playing eighteen dude.
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  Speaker 3: When we win. We did the Ryder Cup, we had
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  Speaker 3: we stayed in like in like condos on the court,
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  Speaker 3: like by the course. I don't think any of that's
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  Speaker 3: going to be in it. They didn't film anything there.
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  Speaker 3: It's just literally just where we were staying. But Jerry
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  Speaker 3: was going home like we were. We finished playing and
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  Speaker 3: we were leaving and Jerry was taking the private jet
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  Speaker 3: with Big Cat and he was going to play eighteen
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  Speaker 3: holes when he got home, like straight off the plane.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know Jerry played golf like that. Apparently he
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  Speaker 3: plays like every day. Also, I don't want to I
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  Speaker 3: would never say it to Francis's face, but he's also
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  Speaker 3: way better than he lets on.
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  Speaker 1: Francis. Yeah, Francis, I mean, he's one of the guys
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  Speaker 1: that's playing every fuck every.
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  Speaker 3: Day, every day. I don't know what this talk about
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  Speaker 3: the book is. He's Upstate playing golf.
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  Speaker 1: He's not writing the book. He's right score with a
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  Speaker 1: miniature pencil. Have you seen that Lebron got into golf?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's addicted.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's like, why do rich guys always wind up getting
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  Speaker 1: addicted to I think that it's pretty clear that anytime
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  Speaker 1: you fly over a city, like ninety percent of any
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  Speaker 1: green real estate is golf courses. Oh yeah, any big
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  Speaker 1: city that you fly out of Chicago, fly over New York,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, you're gonna see graveyards for ten percent of it,
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  Speaker 1: and ninety percent of it is going to be the biggest,
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  Speaker 1: most like luxurious golf courses. You get to get away
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  Speaker 1: from your family, You get to walk around outdoors. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you get to wear like fancy cute play dress up outfits.
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  Speaker 1: That's half. That's what four plays whole business models built on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: dudes like to play dress up as golfers.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's fun. Like, don't get me wrong, Like
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  Speaker 3: when when when we did it, I had a blast.
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  Speaker 3: Like I get why people get into it, but like
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I feel like there's like I feel
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  Speaker 3: like fishing kind of cancel out golf for me, Like
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  Speaker 3: if I didn't fish I would probably golf for me.
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  Speaker 1: It's marriage. I think I started golfing, my wife would
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  Speaker 1: be like, all right, you're done.
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  Speaker 3: You're out. Yeah, I mean it's not It's not really
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  Speaker 3: an easy thing to just like go out and play eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why dudes get addicted, because oh yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: go out there and they see fucking Obama and Lebron
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  Speaker 1: are better than them, Like Steph Curry and Patrick Reed
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  Speaker 1: or whoever they're playing with are better than them. Show
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  Speaker 1: the ass of the can.
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  Speaker 3: It's a big cam.
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  Speaker 1: You carry it with both hands, like drinking out of
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  Speaker 1: a fucking canteen.
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  Speaker 3: But I can only drink caffeine after getting a lot
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  Speaker 3: of sleep. I've I've I've become I've started to notice
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  Speaker 3: that about myself. If I drink caffeine as it's intended,
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  Speaker 3: Like if I don't drink. If I drink caffeine on
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  Speaker 3: a night where I get like four hours of sleep,
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  Speaker 3: I'm having panic attacks the entire day.
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  Speaker 1: Caffeine like masks the symptoms of tiredness. It doesn't cure
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  Speaker 1: the symptoms of tiredness. Yeah, I think water cures the
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  Speaker 1: symptoms with tiredness. But if you just crush caffeine, Like
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  Speaker 1: when you're really tired, you'll just become a caffeine addict
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  Speaker 1: who's like jittery, tired.
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  Speaker 3: Down edge. It just makes me on edge and jittery.
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  Speaker 3: Like if I if I like last night, I got
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  Speaker 3: eight hours, so I'm slamming it, I'm slamming an energy drink,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, why not just like double down the nose.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just rip a nose.
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  Speaker 1: On this vacation. These boys have been waking up every
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  Speaker 1: forty five minutes brutal. So it's like, I'm as tired
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  Speaker 1: as I've ever been. So if I try to put
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  Speaker 1: coffee on top of this, I'll kill myself. It will
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  Speaker 1: like fucking turnique it off my veins and I'll have
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  Speaker 1: a fucking stroke. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand when people do that, because there are
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  Speaker 3: the people that are like, I only got two hours
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  Speaker 3: of last night, Like I need a cuple coffee, stat
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  Speaker 3: And it's like that that a it'll make me more tired.
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  Speaker 3: Like if I drink coffee on that little sleep, I
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  Speaker 3: get more tired. It's also like, yeah, it's just not
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  Speaker 3: even an option.
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  Speaker 1: Jackie was saying at the beach house. She was getting
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  Speaker 1: three hours of sleep at night. Oh people say that.
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  Speaker 1: But when people say that, are they dead serious or
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  Speaker 1: are people like exaggerating when they're like, I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: sleep last night. I don't even get three hours. You're
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  Speaker 1: at the beach house. It was three, like three to six.
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  Speaker 1: What's a realistic three hours? Four to seven?
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  Speaker 3: Four to seven, three hours? Like if I get if
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  Speaker 3: I get three hours, it's like i'd say I have
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  Speaker 3: noticed or actually no, I feel like I've gotten a
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  Speaker 3: little bit better. But I feel like six and eight
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  Speaker 3: are the exact same thing to me.
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  Speaker 1: Really, nine is the same as five somehow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nine's worse than eight, and I can function off
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  Speaker 3: of five fine, totally fine. I usually get to get
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  Speaker 3: a second wind like nighttime. Anything below four is a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Anything below four I turn into like Donnie Darko. I
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  Speaker 1: like see like a rabbit in like a field and
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  Speaker 1: it like I like clitch out, It turns into like Memento.
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  Speaker 3: He starts skipping frames.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, skipping phrase is hilarious, Like reading writing on my arm,
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  Speaker 1: like find a polaroid in my pocket, I'm like, what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck did I do? How did it get to
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  Speaker 1: this that I need? I need it badly? But I
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  Speaker 1: mean I don't know when. I don't know when. I
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  Speaker 1: could maybe I lock back in back in New York.
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  Speaker 1: I think just road game for the babies. They're not
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  Speaker 1: into it now.
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  Speaker 3: I could see that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't hit the same for them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, getting dropped in a new environment probably throws them off.
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  Speaker 1: I also got Josie in here. Josie's back here, just
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  Speaker 1: passed out on the ground.
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  Speaker 3: You does she like it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's having the time of her fucking life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure she sat on the beach all day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a pool out.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, great weather, you're getting some great weather.
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  Speaker 1: It's been great. But it started spitting today. Oh really
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of miss, just a little Sierra Miss.
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  Speaker 3: I'm hearing storms out of New York on Thursday, so
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  Speaker 3: hunger down.
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  Speaker 1: I was positive that I saw a UFO last night.
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  Speaker 1: Positive it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was definitely uh SpaceX.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't space. It was like, uh Space Forces. It
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  Speaker 1: was the other one. It's like the first CIA. We
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  Speaker 1: found out what it was today. It looked like like
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  Speaker 1: a yin yang. It looked like a like a descending disc.
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  Speaker 1: It was like it had us thrown for a loop.
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  Speaker 1: What's your take on UFOs. You is this something that
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  Speaker 1: you're you're curious about or like would be excited about
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  Speaker 1: or believe in, or you think it's yeah bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: No I believe in them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I'm excited about it, but I'm like
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  Speaker 3: when I was younger, I used to be I was
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  Speaker 3: like fully convinced, like I had like a we had
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  Speaker 3: like a telescope, and I would try to find him.
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  Speaker 3: But uh no, I'm definitely a UFO guy. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I'm like a big ghost guy. So it
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  Speaker 3: kind of goes hand in hand.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of telescope are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Just like a regular nothing like not one of those
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  Speaker 3: like insane ones that you like can't figure out how
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  Speaker 3: to use.
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  Speaker 1: My buddy brought an insane one over the other day
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  Speaker 1: and he was like, you should like check it out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go downstairs and get a beer, and I
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  Speaker 1: just like was looking at black.
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  Speaker 3: Fig I remember when we did most Andrews games, there
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  Speaker 3: was in that big in the Mattress Firm mansion. There
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  Speaker 3: was a massive one and I was there every night
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  Speaker 3: and I could not, for the life of me, figure
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  Speaker 3: out how to get it to not be just pitch black.
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  Speaker 1: I know, it's so it's so complicated that buddy came
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  Speaker 1: over with fifteen different lenses. It's like reflecting off of
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  Speaker 1: aluminum foil and he's using a like laser pointer, like
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  Speaker 1: he has a scope on the moon and I can't
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  Speaker 1: even figure it out. But when he would line it up,
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  Speaker 1: like you could see someone like ducking behind the dark
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  Speaker 1: side of the moon, Like you could see everything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I want to I would like to
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  Speaker 3: get like one of those sick ones. I mean, even
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  Speaker 3: where you are, you're probably getting some pretty crazy stars, right.
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  Speaker 1: Great stars, great moons. You could see the rings of Saturn.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My dad was telling me that he went to some
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  Speaker 1: museum where Copernicus's original telescope was, and Copernicus is the
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  Speaker 1: one who figured out that Jupiter had a bunch of moons.
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  Speaker 1: But they said, if you look through the telescope, it
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  Speaker 1: looks like you're looking through like a shitty binocular. Like
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  Speaker 1: it's like the same thing that pirates were using sea
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  Speaker 1: land a little bit away. And everybody's like, how the
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  Speaker 1: fuck was Copernicus seeing this? Yeah? Yeah, like twenty ten,
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  Speaker 1: like what was it? What was Copernicus?
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck was he on, I don't know something.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that's yeah, being able to like those telescopes
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  Speaker 3: do nothing. Yeah, like the telest the only telescopes I've
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  Speaker 3: ever used. I mean that's all I've ever used. Like
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  Speaker 3: those are they're worse than binoculars.
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  Speaker 1: Who do you think would be more important to be
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  Speaker 1: nice to in the long run, Aliens if they came,
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  Speaker 1: or just robots in general.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I believe in aliens in that
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  Speaker 3: sense of like there's gonna be like an invasion on Earth,
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  Speaker 3: But I guess I just believe in that there's other
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  Speaker 3: there's probably other living things in the galaxy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the odds that they wind up talking and looking
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  Speaker 1: like us are probably pretty low.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, people seem to have a like a pretty strong
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  Speaker 3: idea that it's just gonna be like dudes with big
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  Speaker 3: green heads stepping off of a fucking of a stealth bomber.
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  Speaker 1: Just taking a helmet off, putting it under their arm
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  Speaker 1: like they're Cuba Gooding Junior in that diving movie. But
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  Speaker 1: so you think your your answer is is, uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's computers robots.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean I guess, yeah. I mean I also
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  Speaker 3: would say, like the considering that there's nowhere on in
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  Speaker 3: the in the universe that humans can go other than Earth.
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  Speaker 3: I would assume if there's other living beings out there, Like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I think the odds that they can go
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  Speaker 3: to Earth, or that they're more technology tech technically advanced
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  Speaker 3: than we are is probably not that realistic.
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  Speaker 1: You think we're the most advanced. Definitely, that's crazy, hubris, brother.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: I think that that is big time hubris to think
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  Speaker 1: that we're the most advanced.
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  Speaker 3: I think we're the most advanced in this way, Like
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  Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think it's like there's another
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  Speaker 3: universe out there where they've got fucking skyscrapers and like
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  Speaker 3: people going in nine to fives.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, ninety five doesn't sound advanced to me, though, nine
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  Speaker 1: to five sound like ass figured it out advanced, but
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  Speaker 1: have like a four day work week. They probably have
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  Speaker 1: the three day weekend and like ces this you're just Japanic.
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  Speaker 1: I'm describing Portugal. They have tapas a trip live in
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  Speaker 1: this utopian society where they're Spanish women around all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, like the odds that they even have electricity
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  Speaker 3: are like slim to none. Yeah, Like I think That's
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  Speaker 3: the thing that I don't know if I'm like and
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised. I guess if it if it
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  Speaker 3: came to be true, But like, I don't think it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be like a spaceship pulling up to Earth landing
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  Speaker 3: just as a plane would land on Earth.
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  Speaker 1: It's also funny that people think that aliens are like
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  Speaker 1: they come all the way to Earth and then they're
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  Speaker 1: like COI They'll like be seen and then they'll like disappear.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, oh no, like just teasing it a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, They'll just like peek their head out from the
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  Speaker 1: bushes and then like run away real quick, Like what
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  Speaker 1: the fun was that it was alien the entire time.
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  Speaker 3: My favorite alien video that I've ever seen is the
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  Speaker 3: one was it in Vegas? Where they were like, there's
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  Speaker 3: a nine foot man standing in my driveway right now?
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Is it that? Was it in Vegas or was it Florida.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I know that there's one from South America where there's
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: like a nine foot man involved or something like that,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: but uh, I'm pretty sure that that's a basketball player
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: that they're talking. Yeah, Chris Bosh is in my backyard
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm gonna shoot him if you guys don't
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: get it over here right now, I'm shooting Chris Bosh.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Chris Bosh fucked me.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I'm filling him with lead if you're not here in
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: thirty seconds.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gotta be women's fantasy about aliens just getting
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: fucked by him.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of fantasies about like about like killing things,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: you know, Like I think people assume that aliens are
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: gonna show up and it's just gonna be like open fire,
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Like we're gonna need we're gonna need everyone with an
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: AR fifteen on the front line.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why we're staying armed as a country. Yeah,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: just in case we get to kill these aliens. Yeah,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: because they're not protected in any way. But have you
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: ever like you ever see it? Like I remember going
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: to like the porn conventions when we did those videos
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: early on at Barstool, and there's dildos that are like, uh,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: probably like thirty six inch tentacle.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like these.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Suction dildos that's like this long tentacle, Like what who
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: is that fetish for? Is it for the woman? Like
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: is that for private use or is it for the woman?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: To film, So a guy is into a guy wants
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: to see a girl get fucked by alien, or a
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: woman wants to fuck it like just bang an alien
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: like they're they're they're attracted, or is like octopus, Like
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: why why is it tentacle? Interesting?
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I would assume that that is all fully created by men, right.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think like any woman on earth has ever Like,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think they were designing the tentacle dildo or
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: like the alien dildo.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: They probably get off to like good conversation and strong forearms.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think it's probably a dude who's like
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: obsessed with like men in Black and was like this
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: needs to become a part of my sex life as well.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna love this. It has to be crazy to
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: discover a new fetish that lots of people can get into. Yeah,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: like just being like, yeah, I love men in black
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: and now everybody's intoo like men in black, like the
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Pug for men in black fucking somebody.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Or yeah they're like or like a dude that's super
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: into just like you know, like the Simpsons, and he's like,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: oh wow, there's there's already a whole catalog for this.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Oh everyone wants to fuck meg from that's wild. Yeah
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know why. Yeah, why why cartoon porn?
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Just how you're raised, I guess I don't know, though,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I really don't know, because like you would think, like
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: you kind of assume everyone it's into that is like,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: uh freak, a freak, like you think of them as
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: like a basement dweller or someone who's just like like
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: they're gaming there. It usually goes hand in hand with gaming, right, right,
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: people that are super into like the anime and the
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: cartoon porn. But like, I don't know anybody who's into that,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: and I play video games all the time, and like
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: my interest hasn't gone up. It's not like I've been
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: playing Call of Duty and been like, oh man, I
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: gotta look up Call of Duty porn. I gotta d
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: this is becoming sexual how much I enjoy this game?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Like, well, I'm hard right now, So this has to
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: be the reason I'm hard, because.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you know, maybe it's just because I don't
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: play like RP like role play games. Like maybe if
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: you're a super into role play games and you just
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: play by yourself all day, you know, maybe like if
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: you're playing like Zelda. Maybe there's like a specific final
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: boss that's really you know, tickling your fancy.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: There's definitely Zelda porn or like Elvin porn. Yeah, there's
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: definitely busty women. There's a shock glass here at the shorehouse.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I'm in Avalon, New Jersey and there's a shock class
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: in this house that we're renting and just says Avalon,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: New Jersey and it's just a pair of tits. It's
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: it's the only shot class in the house. This is
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: like exclusively like we're renting this house from like a family.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: There's like family pictures all over the house and then
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: there's just like somebody's getting off to like thumbing down
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: a fucking a shot glass. I don't know, I mean,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I guess it's fun and funny, but it's it's funny
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: to have it be part of a family house.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not very family friendly getting off to your shotglasses. Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: The dad's just cranking down to the shot glass every night.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: It's a fun novelty though. Like I've gone to other
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: countries and gotten the bottle openers that are like shaped
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: like a shaven like big wood wooden dildo.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. People, Yeah, you can't go wrong with a little.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I mean when you're drinking, like there's gonna be a
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: dick involved somewhere, it has to be dicker titties. Yeah,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: especially if you're like on the shore, expect to see
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: some cock. Not human though, like more just drawings and animations.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a carved cock and it has like the one
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: that I got for my one buddy. I mean they
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: had them like just brown carved wood, but the one
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I got almost was like a Dia delos Muerto's kind
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: of vibe like these glow in the dark, pink and
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: yellow dots all over.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: It's beautiful, sounds great, that sounds.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Mortos like a cock cock bottle opener. I got to
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: get you one, brother.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love one. Open up some Mexican diet.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Cokes, some too Chicos dude.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Tobo Chicos phenom might be switching over to topo Chico.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Is there like a limit on how much you could drink?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Because every time I have when I feel so good
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: that I feel like it's it's like a drug, Like
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: it's like old Coca cola. That there might be like
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: a little a trace amount of percocet or something.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I know a couple, like I know
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: a comedian who drank strictly topo Chico.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Are they fucking loaded?
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Yes? Do you know? Uh Rocky Dale Davis?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Of course, do you really? Of course?
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He drinks strictly tobo Chico and he'll come to
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: the stand and he'll have because he lives in Brooklyn,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I want to say, and he can only get it
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: he goes to like a specific shop in Manhattan, so
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: he'll do spots in the city and he'll go to
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: the shop and get all of his tobo chicos before
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: and he'll show up to the stand with like crates
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: of topo chico, like like massive boxes filled with just
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: the glass bottles.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: How does he get him home? Is he just city
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: biking stacked up topochico's on top of his head? Like
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: he's like some Nigerian merchant.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: He could be. I mean, I could definitely see it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Why can't you order them to your house?
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know. He just he explained it to me.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I think it's like he found like the cheapest way
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: to pick up bulk topo chica. But I'm gonna have
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: to talk to him about it because I'm I'm definitely
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: switching over. The glass bottle is game changer.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: It's game changing. And the topo Chico burp is like,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: unlike a regular burp, it like ekes out of you,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Like it's clearly it's it's going inside and it's busting up.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: It's basically draino for humans.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you're getting rid of the toxins.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: You're getting rid of the toxins. It's just dissolving something
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: on like the core of the the core of the body.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: And I mean, it's fucking beautiful. What we what we
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: really should be taking advantage of this? Uh, this pod
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: is we need to be talking ball.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got to get into it. Seasons right around Francs.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I watched the Bills Hard Knocks
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: last night, and I watched the first episode when it
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: came out, one of the worst pieces of content I've
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: ever laid my eyes on, and like I was going
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: into that, like this is gonna be fucking awesome. Like
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've been looking forward to a Hard
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Knocks like that. I mean, obviously the preseason ones aren't
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: gonna be great, like, but then again, I don't know,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: maybe I'm just comparing it to last year because the
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Saquon Giants thing was so fucking funny and like such
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: a good moment and hard it.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Was a midseason like there was like the preseason Hard
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Knocks I think sucked ass last year as well, Like.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: This was were the Giants not preseason it was?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: It was like the offseason Hard Knocks. They tried it,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: and then the Giants looked so fucking dumb that nobody's
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: ever gonna do an a Hard Knocks ever again.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Dude, it seemed like the Bills, like it seemed like
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: a they straight up like didn't want to do it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to do this. Nobody wants to be like, yeah,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: do you want to see like us cut players, the
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: inner workings of our superstars, look at our depth charts
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and like see our rookies embarrass themselves singing in front
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: of That's the only good part is like a rookies.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: It hasn't been good since Aiden Hutchinson on the line say,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Billy Jean, do you remember that?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: No, not at all. I didn't want I definitely wasn't
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: watching Hard Knocks.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Then it's like three years ago.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know. Eddon Hutchinson.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: But let's do I have a let's do can we
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: do team over unders and do just go through the
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: whole league?
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm down.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: How do I get to this?
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: So?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Also, this is uh, this is UH me and Sass,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: the two of us are going to be doing a
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: uh We're going to be doing a pick show every
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: week UH called the Whiteboard of All Season, and it'll
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: be like ten minutes, and we're gonna be every game
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna be giving our reasoning for every game.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: It's pretty much just gonna be what we did last
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: year at the end of Boy Dad. Yes, but we're
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: gonna make it a separate thing.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Just because a Francis doesn't like that.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Francis doesn't like talking about football, which is a total lie.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: That's what bothers me. But then b B then people
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: won't have to like skip to the end of the
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: show like it'll just be out. It'll it'll be there,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Right, It'll be out and we can uh.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Because I think it's safe to say there's some people
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: that would like to hear the picks but don't necessarily
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: listen to the entire podcast every week.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I sorry, I'm trying to find the
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: game by game on on DraftKings. Yeah, I think that
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: people just there's a market for it. I think that
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: obviously SAS's workflow is upped. But it's also like we
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: both want to do we both want to talk all regardless.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean it's yeah, it's easy. I just
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: placed a future this morning.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: What'd you find?
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Took the uh? Took the the Bucks, which I did
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: last year as well. This here more confident. I took
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: the Bucks to win the Super Bowl?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: What?
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing crazy? One hundred bones?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: What was it at?
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Plus twenty eight hundred?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, I mean I guess that that's
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: not a that's honestly, it's not a bad pick. If
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: you're just going for if you're swinging for the fences.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I'm swinging for the fences. I like to get one
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: swing for the fences. Last year was that the Patriots
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: were going to win the Super Bowl, but I also
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: had the Bucks. Last year, I had the Bucks the
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Patriots to both win the Super Bowl, and then I
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: had the Lions to go undefeated.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Which deep did the Lions go?
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Not deep at all? They actually lost. One of their
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: only losses was I think in the beginning of the season,
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I thought about taking the Chiefs to go undefeated the
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: most wins, but I did I can't.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Here's why. I think that that that Bucks bet isn't
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: a bad bet. I think that Baker Mayfield is turned
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: the fuck up. I think that there they're their wide
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: receivers are stacked. They just added the dude from Ohio State. Yep,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: they're loaded right there, obviously bringing back Godwin, and they
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: still have Mike Evans uh. And they had the dude
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Bucky Irving mcmillanan and Bucky Irving bucket. So their offense
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: is stacked. Thee offense isn't saane. Their offense is going
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: to put up points and Bakers that dude. I think
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: their defense got better. I think adding Hassan Redick is
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: going to be good for their defense. And I think
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: that Baker Mayfield, it has to be, has to have
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: one of the biggest sticks of any quarterback in the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: l in the entire league.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I was talking to my buddies the other day and
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I was saying, like, Baker Mayfield puts up like he's
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: obviously I don't I don't know if he's as consistent,
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: but like Dude, he puts up like Joe Burrow stats
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: like most games. I had him as my quarterback on
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Fantasy last year. I had Joe Burrow and Baker Mayfield
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: as we do the two QB League. Dude, Baker Mayfield
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: is insane, insane.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: He puts in that offense. I mean, I don't want
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to say he's better than Jalen Hurts, but he puts
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: up insane throwing numbers.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: He puts up into that. That's the other bet that
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I placed. I placed Buccaneers to score one plus passing
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: touchdown in every regular season game.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: What was that? What were the odds of that?
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Sixteen hundred?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Good God, almighty?
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Too many? There's too many options.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I know in this case, it's really an embarrassment of riches.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: All right, let's let's go through all the teams. Let's
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: go through Let's uh, let's just start it. Let's start
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: at the top album. This is a random website. Forty
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: nine ers over ten and a half, over under ten
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: and a half.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I I honestly, I don't know if I know a
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: lot about the forty niners right now, other than they
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: got rid of the debo and ayuk I would say
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: under to be honest, like right off the bat, I.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Think under too.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I I don't know what the odds are that McCaffrey
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: is healthy and that he'll play like I mean, I
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like I kind of thought about Mason. I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: think they still have Ayuk and they signed but but
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: they lost Jordan Mason. They lost Hufonga. That's their safety.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I think they lost. Did they lose Drake green Law
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: or something? I think they lost multiple guys on defense.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: They lost. No, they didn't lose Bosa. They're boast to
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: change teams. Yeah, I think I think the under. I
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: think the under uh for the forty nine ers under
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: ten and a half.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, okay Ayuke's not even so he got
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: he must have got a knee surgery, It says Niners.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Brandon Ayuk return targeted for Week six of regular season.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I would go under.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: For sure under ten and a half because I mean,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: they had like a pretty mid season for what they
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: were last year, and they got rid of a lot
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: of people, and maybe Christian McCaffrey comes back, but you know,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean when he came back last year, he
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: was Remember he came back for like thirty minutes and
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: he was just tearing it up. Yeah, he had like
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: two touchdowns.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I think he could be sick. But also it's tough,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: like they just they love to see a white boy fail,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: you know, they love to get a white boy down.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Uh and didn't Did they pay their quarterback? Did they
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: pay brock Perty.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, brock Party got paid a lot.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: So that's going to fuck them too because now they
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: can't afford anything. Brock Party, he's a seventh rounder.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: But they got mac Jones though, so keep that in mind.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Honestly, you got to start collecting the mac Jones jerseys.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you need to get last year's mac Jones
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Jack's jersey and then.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: I could probably find that right now for like seven dollars.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: And then the forty nine ers mac Jones automatic.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, I was reading that. Apparently mac Jones always
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: wanted to play with Kyle Shanahan.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why wouldn't you?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know. So hopefully, you know, hopefully, hopefully Shanahan
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: can turn around mac Jones' career. I'd love to see
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: him thrive.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: That's an easy under for me, though, easy under. Next up,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: we're going out of in no order, so people can't
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: skip ahead to anything. Steelers eight and a half wins
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: minus one twenty.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's a tough one. Immediately, I want to
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: go under just because I think Aaron Rodgers is just
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: completely done. Those videos that I'm seeing of him in
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: preseason are like it looks like he has something like
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: he has like a disability almost. He looks fucking awful.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: But again, then Mike Tomlins never had a losing season.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just I feel like they just lock in
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: at nine and eight. But is this the year that
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: they bucked the trend?
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Who are their wide receivers?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: They just got DK Metcalf, but they got rid of Pickens.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Then they have Calvin Austin, the little bro.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Who's their running back? Is it still Najie Harris?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: No, they not. It's uh. They drafted this dude, Keldon
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Johnson in the second round out of Iowa. And they
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: also had the dude who used to be on the Eagles.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Uh n no w. And then they have Jalen Warren too,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: So they have a couple of running backs. But I
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: can't tell if Cale Johnson, the second round guy, is
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be good. Their defense is definitely gonna be good. Yeah,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: the defense is say they traded Mika Fitzpatrick for Jalen Ramsey,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: So it's like.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: I would say, I guess I would say, because their
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: defense is sick, so it's not like they're gonna be
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: giving away games.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: That's a that's a tough one.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Should we go over?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll go I'll go over. I mean I guess yeah,
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: I mean statistic like Mike Tomlin, I guess you really
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: can't ignore that.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Even if Aaron Rodgers sucks, they could just go back
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: to Mason Rudolphin's like the same vibe. Yeah, next up, Dolphins?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Uh seven point five wins? Seven and a half wins?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Are the Dolphins gonna be good or the Dolphins gonna suck? Ass?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: That's a tough one too, because I mean, if the
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Dolphins I was stays healthy, I would say the Dolphins
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: absolutely go over seven and a half. But again, I
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: don't know if he was gonna stay I don't I
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: don't know if I really see a world where Twa
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: stays healthy.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: To be honest, and that guy dove climbing or whoever
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: they do, Yeah, yeah, he's he is exclusively posting clips
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: of quinn Ee Weers, their backup quarterback, just destroying ass.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if he sucks ass, but.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: He really doesn't.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: He's fine at Texas, but suddenly yeah ass for them.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I watched some of those, Like it
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: wasn't like I watched that the Dove thing, Like those
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: those throws weren't bad throws. It was just like that
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: there the corners were playing really well and they were
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: on target.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, those are like tough throws to make
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: to go over the middle like that. I mean, he's
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: not just being a sideline merchant.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: How many wins did the Dolphins have last year?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I think it was around seven. I'm not positive in
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: this record zero zero, six and eleven was it? It's
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: probably six and eleven makes sense.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: No, I was looking at it was twenty fifteen.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was the record in twenty fifteen?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Six and ten?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: They were eight and nine last year. Okay, So Vegas
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: is saying, are they going to keep it at the
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: same thing or are they going to take a mini
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: step back? I could also see them sucking ass, Tyreek
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Hill wanting out and Mike McDaniel's getting.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Fired immediately, like like I could see that if Tua
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: gets hurt, that will I feel like that will happen.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: But then again, like dude, their offense is sick. It's
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: just it fully depends on Tua having to be healthy,
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: which like he's one head tap away from retiring.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If someone like Bredie's on and wrong, Yeah, if
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: he gets an offender bender, he could tie.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So should we go under? Yeah, let's go under,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: especially because I feel like the Patriots could beat them,
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: the Bills will beat them. I guess it kind of
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: comes down to the Jets. Yeah, I'll go under. I'll
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: go under.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: We'll get to the Jets, Bears over under. I'm seeing
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: eight point five right here.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, I like the over on that.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Over eight point five? Yeah, tell me why.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: I feel like Caleb is good? You know, I really
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: didn't think last year. I definitely don't think I came
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: away from that being like Caleb sucks. And also, they
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: got what's his name, Brian Johnson at a head coach now, yeah,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Ben Johnson, Ben Johnson.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems like he's whipping the boys into shape.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, if it's anything like what he did
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: with the Lions, except I feel like I might have
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: seen a video of them trying out one of his
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: trick plays and it's like a total disaster.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone shipped themselves in the middle of it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't know if he's gonna be
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: able to replicate what he did with the lines completely
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: because they like that fake fumble that like Gibbs did amazing.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Or was the play where like, uh Jared Goff pretended
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: to fall.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Over, Yeah, it was that one. It was they faked
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: a fumble and then they passes.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: They had running back passes even in the playoffs, like
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: they were putting up insane numbers. If their defense is
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: just like or or yeah, the Lions were, but yeah
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: the Bears.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Uh, how is the Bears defense? Is it solid?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's decent. They have that
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Jalen Johnson, their cornerback is a stud I think they
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: got They have like a nice little little h safety situation,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Montes Swet coming back at the end. I think it's
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I think it's solid. It's the It's just depends on
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: what you think is going to happen across that North
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: is gonna be tough in general?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who is that? It's the Lions. The Vikings and
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: the Packers. Yeah, I could see the Bears being better
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: than the Packers for sure, because I don't think the
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Packers are that good to begin with.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I fucking love that. Okay, over eight and a half,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: we're locked in on that. It's plus money too, it's
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: like plus ten.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Their schedule Lions Week one, l Raiders win, Saints win, Bengals,
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: maybe Vikings win, Eagles loss, Browns win. Yeah, I go
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: over eight and a half because.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: That's four wins. That's four wins by week seven.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: You think they'll beat the Vikings.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: It depends on how good JJ McCarthy is.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I think he's gonna be mid Really no, I don't
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: think he's gonna be bad like I've seen. I've watched
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: some of his tape, but he looks good, like his
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: arm's not bad. But he's also never played in the
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: NFL game.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: It's also fucked to just get all of our information
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: from Dev Kliman. Dove Climban loves to post about that
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: fat dude on the Tampa Bay Bucks and it's like
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: you could tell how bad he wants to play.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was weird as fuck, dude.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: He's posted that same post like twenty times.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw that one when Yeah, he was like,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: he was like heartbreaking.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: You could tell how bad he wants it, and it's
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: just like a guy walking across grass.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: You can tell he's devastated. He's not playing. Yeah, doesn't
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: he just.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Have to lose weight. Doesn't he work out for a
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: living and.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Stay in the gym for ten extra minutes?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be so easy. Just wear one of those
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: like trash bag sweatsuits and you should be good.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Well, go Bears over Lions, h over ten and a
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: half plus one ten. I think people are counting on
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the lines to get worse because Ben Johnson is gone OC,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Aaron Glenn's gone at d C. But I mean if
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: they have any luck in the injury world from last year, like,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: they will be better.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know if I see them going under ten.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, regardless of them losing Ben Johnson, they still
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: have Jared Goff. I'm an raw Gibbs. I mean Gibbs
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: alone is like.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Three wins.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know. Can you can
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: we go over for every every player and or every
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: team in the same division? Would that even statistically like,
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: is that even mathematically possible.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: No, that doesn't or I guess everybody could. But you
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: just said you don't like the Packers.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, I don't like the Packers, but I don't
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: know what they're over under is I guess yeah, I
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: would go over on the Lions. I mean ten wins.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: That would be an insanely disappointing season for them if
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: they went if they got nine wins.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be brutal. Hang on, Broncos are next
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: up nine and a half?
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: I guess so over right. I don't know a ton
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: about the Broncos. I don't know. I'm not really sold
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: on bow Knicks.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, talk to me. I like this take.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's got a fucking cannon. Don't get me wrong,
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: it's got a laser. But he also, like I don't
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: know how like he had a lot of interceptions.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I like this. I think that the under is on
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: the table for the Broncos. I think everybody's so eager
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: to crown their ass. They had a good defense last year.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: So tansa beast. Nick Bonito's a beast, but I'm not
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: so they're running back. RJ. Harvey like that's a question mark.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: He's a rookie. He could be great, but he could
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: be mid. Like they gave Courtland Sutton wide receiver one money,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: but is he's definitely a wide receiver one he might
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: be like you know, you might need another like stud
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: wide receiver next to him. Yeah. I don't hate Broncos
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: under nine and a half.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: The problem is their defense is crazy.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: It's so good.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: What did they go last year? I mean they squeaked
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: into the playoffs last year. See twenty twenty four.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: They squeaked in.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Why is it so far hard to just find the record.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: It's not right. People are crowning Sean Payton's ass. But
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: it's like every second year quarterback is going to be better.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like that's what people are like. Okay,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Jayden Daniel's top five quarterback in the league. Caleb is
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: going to be better. JJ McCarthy like he looks like
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: he is a rocket arm like people love Michael Pennix.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Everybody can't be better. Yeah, the whole class can't be
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: fucking sick. Even if the Broncos getting nine wins, you
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: know that's good, But like, are the weapons there? Their
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: defenses sick? But are the weapons there?
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think we go under. I
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: mean they went they had ten wins last year and
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: that last win was they played against the Chiefs third line.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: So there's definitely gonna be a lot of allegations of
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: us not knowing ball. But I just have to remind
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: people that if they're mad, it's just because we that's
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: something bad about the team they like. And if and
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: if they're not mad and they think we do know ball,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: it's just because we were talking positively about the team that.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: They true true. I mean I would say, like, you know,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: I like the Broncos.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I like the Broncos. Why their uniforms are cool? John
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Elway is the dude?
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Oh Nix is cool? Fucking yeah. I mean they're good.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: I mean they're their corner. Who's that corner that they got,
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: It's like the best in the league. Patrick Sartain, Yeah,
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: so yeah, let's go under hammer the under under.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know baseball town that's a Rockies town. Yeah, exactly,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Buccaneers nine and a half.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Over hammer It. I actually love that over nine and
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: a half for the Bucks. That that's the ultimate disrespect.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: I think the Patriots are more than that. Oh we're
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: getting Bucks Eagles Week two that'll be a banger. I
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: know you guys are afraid of afraid of Baker Eagles Killer.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got smoked by them like every second week
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: or like we we it's like five times in a
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: row that we get smoked by them early on in
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: the season. It's hot, it's sticky. He truly is the
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Eagles Killer. Yeah, Like they beat us last year, they
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: beat us the year before, they beat us in the
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: playoffs before that with Brady He did they beat us
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: in the playoffs? They beat us in the playoffs with Baker?
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they did two years ago. They knocked you guys out. Yeah,
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: I would definitely go over on the box. That's a
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: given though. That's free.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's free money. I mean that's a yeah, that's
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: a great one. Let's look at Texans. Texans nine and
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: a half. Texan's over nine and a half. What do
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: we say plus one hundred?
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: A lot of questions there. So Stefan Diggs is gone?
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Is Joe Mixon gone? I think Joe Mixon's gone?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: No, He's not gone?
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Is he not? Is he suspended? Didn't something happen with
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Joe Mixon? Or am I making that up?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I think that he h he like assaulted a hotel
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: worker or.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Something like that, or something like that.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: There's something juicy going on with Joe Mixon or maybe
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: he just got hurt.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Maybe he got Yeah, I think he might have just
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: gotten hurt.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, maybe he got hurt. But I think he.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Might be back week one. He's got lower leg issues.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, they lost Diggs, Tank Dell, I would assume
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: is out.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Right, he's out. They still have Nego Collins, who's a beast.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: They drafted two wide receivers from Iowa State. They got
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: rid of Laramie Tunbell on the offensive line and Kenyon Green,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: so multiple offense, the lineman and the window.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Don't can't forget about stroud sophomore slump.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Stroud had a sophomore slump, but he still won a
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: playoff game.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: He did. He's played very well on that but but
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: he was really bad at the end of the season. Yeah,
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: and that was before Tangdell got hurt.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: That's why we can't be crowning these second year quarterbacks
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: and being like they're automatically going to get way better.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bo Nick.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: People thought bow Nickx was gonna suck ass, and he
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: was like pretty good like a bit above average, and
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: people were like, oh, he's fucking incredible.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but also like was he above average or did
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: he just have like he got put into a phenomenal position.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: And that's the thing with like CJ. Stroud. I think
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: after his first year, everybody's like, oh, he's top five,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: and then like, I mean, now he's not in the
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: conversations right now being top five, No, not at all.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: The offensive line gets really good. I mean, their pass
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: rush is fucking sick. Stingley is sick. Yeah, but I
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: feel like we're leaning towards under on this, are we
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: or nice? Yeah?
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: I mean nine and a half. I'm leaning under just
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: because I mean, another thing though to consider is that
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: their division is fucking dog shit.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Also with these bets, people are gonna want to go
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: over on everything anyway, So more unders. It doesn't make
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: sense to me, but I like it. Let's go Texans
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: under nine and a half. Everybody can't be winning ten
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: plus games.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: No exactly. But also I don't know, maybe we do
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: go over because they're i mean the Colts, the Jags,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: and the Titans. That's the worst division in the NFL
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bad. Colts Jags.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Like, I kind of think they destroy all of those
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: teams outside of maybe the Jags.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: But they could destroy all those teams and win nine games.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Still true. What's the wrest of their schedule? Look like?
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: You see they got Bucks Week one? That's an l
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Titans Week two, potential dub Seahawks dub Broncos dub maybe
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Titans again.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: That could be early game of the year. Texans Broncos
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Week four.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good game. Texans Texans Bucks. Remember Texans
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Bucks last year, that one that went to like ot shootout. Yeah,
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: that was a fucking banger.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Could there?
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Cardinals, Texans, Texans, Chargers, Texans, Jacks. They have a pretty
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: easy schedule except later of the season. They're going Ravens
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: forty nine, Ers, Jags, Bills, Chiefs, Raiders, Colts. I think
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: over to be honest.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, our first flip flop, Texans are
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: going over. Okay, Eagles Eagles, what's theirs?
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: I'd go over immediately?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we can go.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: I don't really know if I see a world where
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: the Eagles don't make it to the Super Bowl again.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: To be honest, no, that's not true unless like hurts
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: completely collapses and like goes back to his old ways,
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: but they're fucking stacked.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Well, all they have to do is not make mistakes.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: It's not even like the old ways. They just have
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: to stay healthy and not make mistakes and they'll be
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: all right because the team is good. But I also
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: do did you see their backup quarterback in the preseason game?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Their back up quarterback might be like top fifteen in
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: the entire league. Tanner McKee, he was twenty five. He
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: came in and he won a game last year, like
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: he's gonna play this year, and whoever he's playing that week,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: they're winning.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I believe in it that much. Okay, So Eagle's over
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: eleven and a half.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yet in for.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Colts over seven and a half. Keep in mind that
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: we've done nine teams and we have six overs and
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: three unders.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: It's not a terrible ratio.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I like that, Okay.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Colts is a tricky one because I'm getting a lot
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: of bias. Is the problem. My my sister's fiance is
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: a die hard Colts fan, so I'm hearing a lot
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: of intel from him, and I've seeing just I'm seeing
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: the opposite online.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Their quarterback situation cannot be good.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: It couldn't be worse. I mean, really, like I on it.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: I genuinely think the Browns might be in a better
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: better spot than the than the Colts.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: The Colts, even the fans are acting like Daniel Jones
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: wasn't the same Daniel Jones that was on the Giants
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: and was like, yeah, people, I could see the Giants.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: I could see like an uptick in Daniel Jones, Like
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: I could see like a little spark in him, just
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: because new team, New Year. And he's probably fucking thrilled
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: to be out of the Giants, Like clearly he wanted
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: out of the Giants. So, but they're gonna be a
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: bottom team for sure.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's Colts under seven point five. It has to
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: be seven because even if he if he won seven games,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, that was a really good year by
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Daniel Jones.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I mean they don't have they have like
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: a couple of weapons. They've got like what Jonathan Taylor Pittman. Yeah,
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: they've got some weapons, but they don't have an It's
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: they're not even like it's not even a situation where
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: it's like the team around them is good. They just
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: need a good quarterback. They got a lot of holes.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or and even just their good players aren't like
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: they're good, but they're not.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Like they're not like superstars.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not changing how I see everything. Colts under
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: seven point five, commanders up next, commanders nine point five.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Mmmm, it's tough one. I'm leaning. I mean, they were
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: really good last year.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Are they keeping oldest team in the NFL by like
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: a year and a half.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, are they keeping mclauren. Mclaurin's
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: still holding in, He's holding he's holding in, He's still.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Holding I could see.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I could see maybe a little bit
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: of a sophomore slump from Jayden Daniels. I don't know
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: if he's gonna be able to hold up with that
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: like end of the game, uh comebacks, Like I don't
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: know how consistent he'll be with that again, right, I
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: mean McLaurin was not really like he sucked at the
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: end of the year. Kind of maybe it was just
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: me because I had him on fantasy.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: But their running back situation is not good. They're very old.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: People just love the McDaniels is like amazing. But they
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: won a bunch of games, like very flucally last year.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: That being said though, like ten wins is not that
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: many wins, and.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Like it's tough because they made it to the NFC Championship. Yeah,
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: so it's like it's hard to go under ten.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: So should we just go over? Yeah?
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: I guess. Let me look at their schedule.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Walk us through the comedy schedule playing a second place schedule.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Giants Week one, Raiders Week two, Packers Week three, Falcons, Bears, Chiefs,
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Lions again, Broncos, Giants, Cowboys. Yeah, I would go over. Yeah,
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: I mean they're Jayden Daniels is really good. It's I
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: think it's kind of like entirely dependent on him though.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if he gets hurt, they could sneak be like
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: a bottom.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Of a dog shit team, like yeah, yeah, because it's
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: not like they have like I mean, Terry mclaurin's good,
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: but what is he fucking thirty? He's what thirty three,
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: thirty four?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I think younger than that, but still, and then they
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: added Debo, who's like probably weighs three.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's dog shit, he's only Terry mclaurin's only twenty nine.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: I was way off on that.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: They added Laramie Tunsell. Laramie Tunsell makes their offensive line better.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: They got Bobby Wagner. Still, zach Ertz, Frank you, who's good?
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: I bet?
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, if if he stays healthy, they'll be good,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: they'll win ten games. If if he doesn't, they'll just
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: be like where they were right before he was drafted.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: There's not like that much talent on that team.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: No, no, I would agree. I mean, who's there running back?
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Brian fucking what's his name? Brian Robinson. He's not great.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not great.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Didn't Dave bet him to score like every game last year?
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe, but he's I mean, he was good at Alabama.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I heard one of their radio hosts being like, he
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: was on the sideline in the first game, wearing a
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: chain and bright colors. He was like furious, like, you're
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: fighting with the seventh rounder. You don't see zach Ertz
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: doing that. You're fighting for your roster spot against the
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: seventh rounder. He's wearing a chain.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Things are bad, just blatantly racist. Yeah, you don't see
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: zach Ertz doing that.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: But the white dude who's never wear a chain in
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: his life except a small cross that he got at
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: first communion, this thug Brian Robinson.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would go I would go over for commanders.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Giants were under five and a half wins.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Uh under, hammer it under, and I like it.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: You think they're gonna suck ass.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: I think they're gonna be dog shit. I think Jackson
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Dart's gonna fucking suck. I could be wrong, you know.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: I would say, Tyron, what is Tyrone? Tracy? Yeah, he's filthy,
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: he's good.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: But then they drafted the white boy from Arizona State Scatabo,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: and everybody's like, well, he's obviously winning Rookie of the Year,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: but that's the same. That's like the opposite of wear
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: a chain. It's like better on him because he's a
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: white running back.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I don't know. I mean, he's kind of
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: a beast.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: But I think Tracy is a beast too.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: I think I think Tracy's really Tracy.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: I think Malik Neighbors will probably get like two hundred targets,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Like he's gonna catch one hundred twenty balls easily, just
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: because they're just gonna be pitching it to him. And
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I think that Abdul Carter is going to be a beast.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: But oh, I totally forgot. They have Abdul Carter.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Abdul Carter, Kevon Thibideaux and Brian Burns, and yeah, that's
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: pretty solid, Exter Lawrence. I mean, their d line is
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: fucking nasty.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: They're D line sick. But it's more I mean their
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: quarterback situation is.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if Russell Wilson, Jamis Winston and Jackson Dart and
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: and Tommy DeVito. Yeah, like maybe Jackson Dart will be sick,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: but I know he's a Bird fan growing up. But
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I bet they'll start Russell Wilson. I bet they'll lose like,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: you know, four of their first six games with him,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: then they'll give it over to Jackson Dart. They'll be
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: growing pains.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's kind of like a rebuild year.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: I would go under under.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Uh Saints four and four and a half under under.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I mean they're They're gonna be one of the worst
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: teams that the NFL has ever seen.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Who is their quarterback right now?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Tyler Shuck got this in the second round. Who looks
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: like it's his first time playing football. He looks like
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: he won a contest.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna fucking suck. And what's his name? Retired too?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Cam Jordan, No, they're running back? Didn't they running back?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Retire? Kamara?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Did he? I thought he was still in the league.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: But regardless, it doesn't it doesn't matter if Barry, Yeah,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: they could have Jesus on the day that he walked
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: on the water out there.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: And Yeah, they're gonna suck.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be one of the worst quarterback situations we've
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: ever seen.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: It's just not a good time to be a Saints fan.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Consider switching. Yeah, picking up a second team for the year.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Saints are doing it for you. Uh, They're gonna it's
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: gonna be funny how bad they are. The Packers nine
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: and a half.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: I'm going under. I think this is Jordan loves collapse.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Yere yes.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: I think this is the year of the collapse.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Packers under nine point five.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: And I have no reasoning behind it, so we can
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: just go to the next team. I guess.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: I absolutely love it. Why not, dude, Why why not
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: him to collapse?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, I just feel like the.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I expectations for him. I think last
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: year people were excited about him and then he was like,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: what did he get hurt? A little bit last year.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: The receiver that they drafted in the first round, Golden.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I don't think that, Uh, the rest of their receiving
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: corps is that good. I like Jacobs, they're running back.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Jacobs is all right, but Jacob.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I just like the under someone has to be bad
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: in that division. It'll probably wind up being the Bears.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: But tone has to be bad in that division, Like
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: they can't all be like ten plus win teams.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but you don't think it could be
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: the Vikings.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Vikings could be bad Vikings.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: I feel like the Vikings have a better chance of
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: sucking than than the Bears. But the problem with the
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Vikings is like obviously they have they have what's his name, Jefferson,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: isn't Addison. I think he's suspended, yes, for drunk driving.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: He drunk drove into a or yeah, he like fled
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: the scene or he hit like a hotel worker with
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: his car or something like that.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Something vicious happened with the hotel worker.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: He suspended for three games. So Packers, I'm going I
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: think we stick with under nine for backers.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Under nine and a half. So nine could still even
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: be a good you know, yeah.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: I could see them getting nine.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: I could see them getting nine. Brown's five and a
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: half plus one twenty five. Over five and a half
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: is plus one twenty five.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: I'm hearing that Chador is still is still not h
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: I actually think I heard that Chador got hurt.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he heard his oblique today.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: I think, yeah. And then what's they're gonna have Joe Flaccos.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: They're having Joe Flaccos starting.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: They're gonna win four games.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: I think they'll win four. I mean, they do have
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: good players.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: But but but it's over five and a half.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean they're not even in there. Like
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: their division is so good. Yeah, I mean under four
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: and a half is crazy? Or is it five and
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: a half or four five and a half five and
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: a half. Yeah, I would go under.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll win five games because even if Shador, I mean,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Chador will have some growing page. But I don't think
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: he's gonna He's not gonna deal like that.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: I also don't know about the dude they drafted in
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: the first round, the uh what is it, the d
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: tackle from Michigan. Maybe he'll be sick. Actually, I haven't
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: seen anything that he's doing is Mason Graham good, I
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: I gotta piss real quick, though, I actually got to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: piss too.
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  Speaker 1: Time.
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  Speaker 3: What team were we on?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: We just did the Browns under We're on the Raiders
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: six and a half.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, I go over. Yeah, I love that. I think
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: they'll be decent. I don't think they're gonna be a
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: super Bowl team, but I think they'll they'll it's not
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: gonna be like It's not gonna don't think it's gonna
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: be like the Raiders last year. I mean, I'm not
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: a huge Geno Smith guy, but he's at least like
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: capable of winning games.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, adding him and Genty and Brock Bowers shaved his head.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: Brock Powers is gonna be insane. Dude. I saw that
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: shaved head and he might be a one to one,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: he might be a he might be a first overall dude.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Oh you're muted.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: He might be first overall. Holy shit.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's sucking sick.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: He's only a tight end, not a wider receiver because
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: he's a white boy.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if it was a fucking monster.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: If he was the same body size, bide type and
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, as like just like a shaped head black dude,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: that's Calvin. We're talking about Calvin Johnson right now.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's fucking sick.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna be fucking nasty. New coach, new vibes.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Brady, Brady just on the field with them.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Brady deflating balls on his own sideline, kissing brock
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Bowers on the mouth. Jaguars over under seven and a half.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: That's the million dollar question, d Jags. I mean everything,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: everything would believe me to say, or would lead me
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: to say, over right. I mean, the Jags have been
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: so fucking bad for so many years in a row,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: and if Trevor Lawrence can stay healthy, I don't really
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: see I see them being decent.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I think that Travis Hunter is amazing. I don't think
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: he makes that big of an impact on defense. No,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I think on offense, he's he gets like sixty five catches,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: probably like seven touchdowns or something like that. Really good
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: season on offense.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: And then they got Brian Thomas Junior, and.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Then Brian Thomas Junior is gonna have fucking one hundred
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: and ten catches easily. Yeah, that's sick. But I don't
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: know about their running game. I don't know about their
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: d line.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: Their running back is pretty solid. Who they got they
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: got that is Bigsby.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Is that his name? Tank Bigsby.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: He's solid.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: It's confusing because his name is Tank, so you're like, oh,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: he's a fucking beast. Anytime a guy is like a
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: car name like Cadillac Williams or something, they're like, oh,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: that guy's a fucking beast. Yeah, we can go over
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: if you want.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, he had he gets seven touchdowns last year and.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: What was his second year out of Auburn or something
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his first year he only had one hundred yards rushing.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Last year he only had seven six, seven hundred and
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: sixty six.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: But maybe breakout year for bigs Are we calling that?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: I could see that. I could see a breakout year.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: I mean I feel like if, like if Trevor Lawrence
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: can pull it together and play good football. Their division
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: is so bad, they could be good. You know, I
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: think I would go over.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I love it JAG's over seven and a half because
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: it's kind of a zag. I think people want to
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: are gonna like think the Jacks are gonna suck a
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: ass uh Falcons seven and a half.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, so they got Michael Pennix's starting Is Kirk
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Cousins still a backup quarterback?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: I think so? I think so clipboard and being positive.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's kind of liken't lose QB situation.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Like obviously Michael Penix. Michael Penix could suck, but I
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: don't know if he'll seven wins suck.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I think he could, Dude, I think that that's very feasible.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: They really You're not you're not convinced by Pennix.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I haven't.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it all the way yet that Pennis
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: is definitely just like got a deal like that. I mean,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: I just feel like they're just a seven win team
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: all the time. It's seven and a half. I mean
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: it's seven and a half minus one forty five though,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: so Vegas says they're pretty likely to hit that seven
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: and a half.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: But let's see, let's see their schedule.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I mean they have what's his name, Jon's amazing.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's a problem. If Pennix can scramble, which
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: we've kind of seen.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Drake London's nice.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: Drake London's good.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: They got too, they got to do from Georgia and
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: uh the other d N. They got multiple d ns
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: in the first round, traded their first round or next
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: year though, real dumb ass move to the Rams for
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: their first round or this year, and if Matthew Stafford
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: gets hurt, the Rams are taking a quarterback. And I
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: could see that being an all time dumb move by
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: the Falcons. Yeah, I could see them. I could see
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: them having traded their first round pick this year and
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: then suck ass.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: I could see that for sure. I mean they're not
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: very smart. We know, we know that based on the
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Kirk Cousins contract.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, they're dumb like, and then this trade could for
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: just a d N. Who's like, how much is a
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: d like? It's a d M that you get at
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: that point in the draft, gonna change everything. Yeah, I
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: like the under on this. I don't know.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Their schedules not that easy either, Like they got they
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: got Titans or no, No, they got Bucks week one,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: which I would assume is a loss. They got Panthers
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: week two, which I could see being a good game,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: and then week three they got the Bills and then Dolphins.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, uh, they got a little bit of us,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: like they got Colts in the Saints back to back
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: dub dub. But I mean, yeah, their schedule is not
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: that easy. I would go under. I'm going under. I
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: like it not a serious, not a serious organization.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: We need them or we just need to see more
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: before we can call them a serious organization. Exactly exact
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: enough for us to be like, yeah, they're fucking legit now.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Chiefs eleven and a half.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Oh man, everything in me wants to say, under.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Then, let's not overthink it. Chiefs under eleven.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 9: And a half.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Not a serious organization. I think they're gonna be coming
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: through some They're gonna struggle, I think in the beginning
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: of the season. Yeah, especially when the Eagles just stop
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: them week one.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Uh. The fact that the Chiefs that that Travis Kelce
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: got America's Sweetheart cover of GQ T Swift is coming
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: out with a new album. It's so much extra, it's extracurricular.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's over. I mean not now.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: It's football season, babe. You had all summer to do this, dude.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: Their schedule is not easy. I will say that they
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: got They go Eagles, Ravens, Lions, Commanders, Broncos, Cowboys, Chargers, Broncos.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: They have literally I mean they're their first freebie is
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: Giants and that's like week like eleven, Like there's gonna
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: be I mean if they if they get through the
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: first seven weeks undefeated, they'll they'll get to the super
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Bowl easily undefeated.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: They might go defeated for the first seven weeks.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's a I think. I think think
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: that team is bound to crumble.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: It's time for them to come back to earth. Bengals
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: nine point five.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, I want to say over, but I don't
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: know if I've really seen much that would convince me otherwise.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I think that their offense is gonna come. Yeah, their
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: offense is going to be roaring. I think they were
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: running back situations nice. Obviously they paid the receivers. I
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: don't know what's happening with Trey Hendrickson. I know that
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: they got the rookie into camp, but like, are they
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: gonna get are they is there? Are there? Is their
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: defense gonna be able to stop anybody?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: That's kind of the thing. It's like, I mean, Joe
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: Burrow is gonna put up, you know, three touchdowns guaranteed
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: every game, But is their defense going to be able
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: to stop three touchdowns? Because last year it was like,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, they could have played against a JV
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: team and this, this score would be tied in the
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: fourth quarter.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Joe Burrow would just be hit letting his ass hit
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: the bench, and.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: Like the.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, that was tough to watch.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: They have to be they have to be better than that.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Here's one thing I will say though, if I was them,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: and I know how good Joe Burrow is, I probably
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have paid T Higgins. I would have made I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: would have spent that money on defense and been like, yeah,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Joe Burrow will make someone else fucking sick Chase, Like yeah,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: like he not that I don't think T Higgins sucks,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: but I think that that money could be better spent
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: somewhere else.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it must have been something where they just wanted
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: to stay together. The three of them.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Because big discount or something.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, I agree completely. I think t
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Higgins is great, but I think he's definitely replaceable.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially with Joe Burrow because he's amazing.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I would argue te Higgins isn't even
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: the top w R two in the league.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I would argue that as well. I think that's a
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: very fair argument. He's up there. He's great, but.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: Uh, I mean, Davante Smith is better better than him.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: And I think Davante Adams is better than him too.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: I think Jordan Addison might be better.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: And that's where it starts. It getting interesting. Get us
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: on the fucking Fox Sports one show.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: I know, So wait, are we going over or under
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: on that?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: I mean? I I kind of want to go, like
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: a part of me's leaning under, but also I want
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: the Bengals to be good because I like Joe Burrow.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going over.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love Joe. I mean I want Joe Burrow
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: and Jamar like that. Those are the best games to
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: watch is when Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase are popping off.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: It's so fun. Ravens eleven and a half Ravens and sick. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Ravens there's too much. Lamar's too much. He's too fucking good.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's fucking incredible. Their team, I mean it's I
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: guess it just comes down to the playoffs. But yeah,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: they're definitely. I don't know. I don't know if they've
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: got what it takes. I mean, it's one, it's got
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: to be. Someone's got to knock the Chiefs out this
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: year before the fucking Super Bowl. No one wants to
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: see the Eagles Chiefs again.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: We have Chiefs at eleven and a half. Under eleven
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: and a half, Chiefs might not even make playoffs.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: That would be so nice.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: I think that, Well, we haven't got to the Chargers yet,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: So were we saying over on Ravens.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll go over on Ravens and.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Then we have Chargers next nine and a half. I
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: think the Chargers are going to be sick. Do you
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: want me to sell you on the Chargers?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I can't say I know enough
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: about the Chargers to be making that.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I think Harball is a fucking winner. Hardball always has
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: winning records, and when they when there's no when there's
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: no skill, there. It doesn't matter to him. But the
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: problem is he's got skill, Herbert borderline, top five quarterback.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Lad McConkie fucking different. Now they have Najie Harris and
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: they drafted Omari and Hampton in the first round. Their
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: offensive line is fucking disgusting. Rachel Slater's out for the season,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: never mind. Fuck that changes things so much. Damn it.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: I was fucking heating up.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: Did that just come out?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: I think he got hurt last week, right after he
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: just signed that big contract. He got divorced, signed a
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: huge contract right after his divorced. Everybody was giving him
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: w's and then he got hurt in the preseason. I
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: think he's out for the year.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Harboro Harborough, Harba Harbaugh, Joe Scarborough, Joe Scarborough, Harbaugh.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: I mean mconkie is so fucking good.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: They're gonna find ways to win.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that with Herbert and hammt's the possibilities
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: are endless. I would go over for sure. Yeah, yeah, over.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Nine and a half. Sure, over boy five just swinging
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: back to out the tackle, you know what I mean?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Cowboys seven and a half.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: I mean kind of just comes down to Dak their
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: wide receiver room is insane. Pickens and ceed Lamb is nuts.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Pickens has been amazing playing with terrible quarterbacks whole.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane that they have them at seven and
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: a half, right.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: So low, Yeah, it's disrespectful.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: I mean the Cowboys. If the Cowboys don't win seven games,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: like the NFL might shut.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Down, but eight games, they win eight games?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: How's their defense?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: I mean depends what happens with Micah.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, he'll I mean.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: They got that good d tackle. Their corners always get
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: some fucking crazy amount of picks.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, if Dax stays healthy, I think they'll they're
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: easy over seven or over.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: Eight, Over eight or over seven and a half.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: Over seven, I would go over Yeah. I just don't
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: see a world where the Cowboys are losing.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Seven point five more than ten games. It would be
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: hilarious if they did, though.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be awesome.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: They got an easy schedule the Cowboys do.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, they have the Cowboys or they have the
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: Eagles obviously mixed in, but outside of that, their schedules,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: I'm seeing a lot of wins. I think they'll win
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: over eight.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that Vikings nine and a half.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: I want to go under. To be honest, let's do it.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: I just don't know. Oh if JJ McCarthy's like the dude,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: the the pr run that JJ McCarthy's on right now
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: is historic. Like he came out of Michigan, everyone was like,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: this guy is gonna fucking suck. Like it was like
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: people were saying that he wasn't even gonna get picked
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: in the first round. And and I mean he didn't
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: throw at all at Michigan. It's all running. And then
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: and then Sam Darnold makes it to the playoffs and
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: out of nowhere, everyone was like, well, JJ McCarthy's gonna
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: win the super Bowl, And it was like, what makes
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: you think that, Yeah, nothing's changed.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: They they spent a high draft pick on him, so
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: they're like, well, we hope he's good. So yeah, we
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: already invested this much in him, but there's no guarantee
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: that he's going to be that good.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: I don't. I mean, he's he's small, we haven't really
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: seen him throw much. I mean, he's got a good
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: arm from the videos that I've seen.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: But he's biologically gay.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: He's gay, and yeah, I mean Addison's out.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: But it's just it's no guarantee that it's gonna be
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: a fucking.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: I think last year was a miracle.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they they do have weird miracle seasons up
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: in Minnesota, like they went they went to the NFC
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Championship with case Keenum.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean their coach, who's their coach? They
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: got a really good.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Coach, Kevin O'Connell.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kevin O'Connell's good. But I feel like there's just
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: gonna be too many, like Ice could. I wouldn't be
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: surprised if JJ McCarthy was good, but I think there's
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: gonna be a lot of mistakes.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: I love it, Jets six and a half wins.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: I would go under fuck them, I don't. I just
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: don't see them being good.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Justin Fields would have to just have a different.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: It's like Justin Field's pretty much has been. He just
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: got put in the same situation that he's been in.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Why did they try to get a better quarterback than
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Justin Fields.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: I don't even think I think Justin Fields could be
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: good or good enough to get them more. But like,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, this is like the third team that
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: he's been on that's like decent but.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all like every team is like, yeah, we could
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: probably do better than justin fields.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I would go under. And also, I mean,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: do I see the Jets being better than the Bills
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: or the Patriots? No? I mean it's kind of gonna
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: be like a contest to see who's gonna suck more,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: the Dolphins or the Jets.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: Do you think the Patriots are? Well, we'll get to
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: the Patriots, but let's go. Let's do the Bills next
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: twelve and a half at plus one twenty people.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: I feel like people are expecting a fall off from
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: the Bills.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Right, But twelve and a half is so many.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: Twelve and a half is a lot of wins, and aosh,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Allen makes mistakes like he obviously had an MVP year
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: last year. He was like no turnovers for the first
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: like ten weeks or some shit. But twelve wins is
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: a lot of wins. What do we have? The Eagles
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: were at what eleven and a half?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Eagles, Ravens, and Chiefs were at eleven and a half.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Let's see the Bills schedule. I mean the way that
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: I see it is like I could see that happening
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: just because they're the cleat in my opinion of the
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: clear number one in their division. Their schedule is pretty
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: What if it was what if it was eleven and
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: a half, it'd be automatic.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: Over I think if it's eleven and a half, it's automatic.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: So why don't we just take eleven and a half
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: and just drew the odds?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we could do that.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: Over eleven and a half.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: They've got the Eagles and the Chiefs and the raate Oh,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: I mean they got they got some tough stretches for sure.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: You know what I like is they got never mind.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say they have a good game last
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: game of the season, but I wasn't looking. Yeah, I
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: would go over eleven.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Over eleven and a half. Yeah, okay, rams nine and
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: a half minus one forty five.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Hmmm.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if the staffordship could be worse than
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: people think.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see. I mean he kind of fell off.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: He did not have a great year last year.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: But he was sick in the I mean he almost
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: beat the Eagles in the playoffs, that's true, and that
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: snow game and added DeVante Adams. Oh and they gave
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Kyroen money.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: But if he's and they have. Yeah, they have Puka
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: and their d line Jared versus disgusting.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Hookah and Davante Adams as your wide receivers.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: It's like those are some big bodies, those are some
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: tight ends.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a win for it if But it all
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: comes down to do you think Stafford can play like that?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: He's thirty seven? Will he start falling off?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see them having a not the easiest season, but.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: People are already ready to crown their asses. Your call.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: You have to make a call on this. I can't
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: make a call nine and a half minus one forty five.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: I would go under under nine and a half.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: I fucking love that ballsy ass picked you just don't
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: you don't. I mean I'm looking at their schedule chalk
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: like you don't win being going chalk.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: No, I mean they've got some easy games, Like that's
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: the thing is their schedule is not crazy. But I
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: kind of agree, like, I don't know if I see
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: Stafford having like a great year.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: Playoff teams don't always make it back to the playoffs.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: The fact that it's like this foregone conclusion that playoff
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: teams are going to make it back, we don't know
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: that when we have to take swings here, Yeah, you
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: have to swings.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta take swings. You can't have everybody winning.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Everybody can't win every game.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: Someone's gotta suck. Other than the Saints and the Browns.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Next up the UH Panthers six and a half games.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: Over love it. I think they've got a lot of
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: mo I don't think they're going to be a great team,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: but I think they're going to be scrappy as hell.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have the talent that the old Lions
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: teams did, but like something about them reminds me of
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: the Lions when they first got UH, when they were
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: like coming back from being like Ohen seventeen or whatever.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like they have like a little bit of scrapped them.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Also, like their divisions not crazy difficult.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not a lot of talent but on the team,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: but I think that they'll They're they're gonna find a way.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: Next up, Cardinals eight and a half.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: Under.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that number seems high to me.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the Cardinals. I don't even like like
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: last year, I didn't even like watching the Cardinals play.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: And Marvin Harrison Junior is he's supposed to be great,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: but like there's no guarantee he takes a step forward.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: I didn't really much from him last year that I
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: was like, this guy's a star and if like he's good,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: like he'll he'll be in the NFL, you know.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: But all those other three, at least three rookie wide
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: receivers are better than him.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I also am just like really not in on
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: on Tyler Murray, yeah, or their coach or their coach.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 8: I don't.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: I think Kyler Murray is decent, but I don't think
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: like I remember a couple games last year at the
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: end that like it came down to it and it
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: was like there's no chance, Like you watch it, You're like,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: there's no way he's gonna pull it off, Kyla. Yeah,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: it's not like watching Patrick Mahomes where you're like, this
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: game's going down to the last second.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: And early on in his career, I thought that was
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be what it was gonna be. Honestly, he's too
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: serious for me. I'd like to see himroop around a
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: little bit more.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: I'd like to see him groop around a little bit.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: And then that whole thing with Marvin Harrison last year
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: where they were like, why did Marvin Harrison get zero
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: targets in like the first week or something, and he
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: was like, well, that's not my job. And it's like, well, no,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: that it's actually directly your job, your only job, unless
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: he meant like obviously, unless he means like, you know,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: that's not what the coordinators drew up. But yeah, I.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: Think that's not what he said.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: That's not what he said exactly. That is your job.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: So Kyler, get your priorities straight and maybe we'll we'll
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: make some changes.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: Card Under eight and a half, Seahawks seven and a half.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: They got Donald's, they still have JSN, and they still
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: have Kenneth Walker.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: Yep, who you know? Can he will? He won't? He
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: here for Kenneth Walker? I mean I think I've drafted
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: him in fantasy every year of his life. I've always
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: believed in him. But you know, I really need to
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: see I need to see a ton from him this
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: year to continue my belief. Yeah, will Donald be able
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: to do it again? That's also a big bet.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: I mean Donald got paid right, so it's like he
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: no longer has to worry about that. I think it
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: could either be you know, like we don't really know.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: Like so if Donald had never gotten paid until this year,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: could have been a situation where like maybe he was feeling,
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: you know, like cards are stacked against him, like maybe
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: it was not great for his mentals. There's also a
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: chance where he was literally giving it everything he had,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: Like now he got paid and he's gonna take a
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: step back and somehow be like just awful.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be the case for sure.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: Or it could be a situation where it's like he
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: thinks he should he did, he earned that Viking spot.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: Let me let me uh, let me let me show
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: people what I'm made of. But yeah, I don't know.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: I think the Seahawks, I think losing DK Metcalf is
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: a huge hit. Obviously JSN is sick, but he's really on.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: Like JSN kind of needs a sick wide receiver one
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: for him to get targets.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sick X wide receiver so he could play in
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: the slot and.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: Be yeah, exactly, Yeah, so I would go I guess
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: I would go under, but under seven and a half. Yeah,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: I just don't really know what to expect from them,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: Like I could easily see us getting surprised. I don't
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: think they're gonna be a playoff team.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: Right, but will they win eight games?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: Like, I mean, they don't even have they have they
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: got a new coach too.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: I think the under is uh is compelling.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: I would go under, uh, Titans five and a half?
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Cam Ward?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: I would go under right off the bat. I mean, dude,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: cam Ward said in a press conference that they're mid
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: as fuck.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: He already did, dude.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: He literally they were like, how's practice going? He's like
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: pretty mid. He was like, We're not where we want
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: to be, Okay.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah under for the Titans, Uh, they
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: need to be better. I think he could be really good.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: I think cam Ward could be a fucking beast.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: Definitely. I could definitely see him being good. But like that,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, that team just reminds me of weapons. It's
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: like the Patriots last year. It's like, even if cam
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: Ward's good, they're still not going to be great.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: So under five and a half. Yeah, And that brings
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: us to our last team, the Patriots. The Patriots eight
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: and a half plus one hundred. What do we think?
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, see the Patriots. I'm so biased towards it.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: Like I talked to Arian at at the at the
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: golf thing, and I was like.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: T told me that I shouldn't wash my hands.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, man, Arian. It was cool to pick his brain
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: about football. Obviously, I'm a like I watched all of
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: his tape, so I'm very familiar. But I thought he
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: would maybe be a little bit more familiar with me.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: Not the case whatsoever. Dude, like never even like like
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting, you know, like, oh it's up, I'm
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: a big fan, but like he had never even seen
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: my face be like he was like he was likestool.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, oh, we do a son
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: of a boy dad, and he was like, that's like
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: a podcast. And I was like, bro, I'm correct here.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Please please, he's look at the charts please.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: But yeah, he was saying. I was like, I think
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: the Patriots are going to be sick, and he was like,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: what would make you think that? And then it kind
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: of made me be like, shit, I don't know what
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: would make me think that. I mean, look, their offense
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: is going to be guaranteed better than last year, right
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: Like there they have an they have somewhat of an
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: O line. Now it's not perfect, but it's getting there.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: But that's a great piece to have. Will Campbell's amazing piece.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, one hundred percent. He's a fucking tank. He's running
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: guys out of bounds in preseason.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: He's going to be a tone setter for you. He
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: liked the guy from Ohio State, Trevion Anderson.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's hard not to.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna be He's incredible.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: He was a steal.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: He was great at Ohio State.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: Do you see that? You see that kick return? You
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: didn't see that opening opening play of the game. He
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: runs it to the end zone.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: He scored.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, first time holding touching the ball in the NFL.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: He scores.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, so he's gonna be sick.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: He's gonna be fucking insane.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: Okay. I love that.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: And he like it wasn't even like he was gone.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: He was gone, dude, Like people were trying to catch
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: up to him from like forty yards back. It was insane.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, obviously that's preseason, so it means nothing, but
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: it was still sick.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: I love that. I think he'll be good.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: Diggs, Yeah, I mean I think Diggs is going to
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: be I've always been high on Diggs. I was high
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: on Diggs last year and and Honestly, he played well
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: last year until he got hurt. Diggs was Diggs was
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: playing his role last year. Obviously, he had a little
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: bit of a smaller role on the team than he
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: did on the Bills, Like on on on the Texans,
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: it was like, obviously you got Tank Dell and Nico Collins.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: So it's like he wasn't the top wide receiver by
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: any means, and he played well. I mean, I had
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: him on my fantasy team. He was scoring consistently. I
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: think I think if I think.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: If Drake May was forty pounds lighter, he would look
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: like he's one of your friend group.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a little bit of a concern, but I know.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: But I think that he's I think he's amazing.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: I think Drake May is gonna be sick. It's just
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: really about like a staying healthy and be like we've
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: never seen him play under a good team like we've
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: never like last year, every time he would play like
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: you'd watching it from like the perspective of a Patriots fan.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: Like last year, it was like after he got hurt,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: after he got that concussion, I was kind of like,
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: is he gonna is this gonna be like a thing
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: where he gets like in like he gets he's getting
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: like concuss all the time thing. Yeah, but I guess.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: I mean they're saying that they've got way more like
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: designated run plays now, and obviously Vrabel is gonna be
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: completely game changer in my opinion. And we got what's
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: his name back? No, yeah, obviously, but who's who's the
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: offensive coordinator? B Yeah? I mean you don't know about
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: him because he sucked at the Raiders.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as a head coach, he sucked ass.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean I think if he just stays
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: in his spot of like the guy had come up with
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: weird plays.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, so what are we saying.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, let's look at the schedule. We got Dolphins
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: Week one.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: Going over for them.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: I don't either. I mean, dude, their schedule is so easy.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: Listen to this. They got Dolphins, Panthers, Saints, Browns. That's
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: how we're starting the year, okay, and then Bucks Bengals, Bills.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: That's a that's a tough one. And then Jets, Steeler, Jets, Raiders,
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: Steelers Bills again, Titans, Falcons, Jets, Giants, Ravens. Yeah, they're
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: going over for sure. Wow, it's gonna be a new team.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: I mean they're saying it's the best offense we've had
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: in seven years.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: What was seven years ago?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: Probably probably Edelman and Skrunk and.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: Probably fucking Super Bowl. Yeah, heavy, sick of the Patriots
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: are back. Wow. So that's all of our over unders.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: Should I read them through one time?
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: So people can just jot it down right here. Forty
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: nine Ers under ten and a half, Steelers over eight
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: and a half, Dolphins under seven and a half, Bears
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: over eight and a half, Lions over ten and a half,
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: Broncos under nine and a half, Bucks over nine and
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: a half, Texans over nine and a half, Eagles over
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: eleven and a half, Colts under seven and a half,
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: Commanders over nine and a half, Giants under five and
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: a half, Saints under four and a half, Packers under
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: nine and a half, Browns under five and a half,
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: Raiders over six and a half, Jaguars over seven and
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: a half, Falcons under seven and a half, Chiefs under
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: eleven and a half, Bengals over nine and a half,
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: Ravens over eleven and a half, Chargers over nine and
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: a half, Cowboys over seven and a half, Vikings under
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: nine and a half, Jets under six and a half,
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: Bill's over eleven and a half, Rams under nine and
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: a half, Panthers over six and a half, Cardinals under
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: eight and a half, Seahawks under seven and a half,
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: Titans under five and a half, Patriots over eight and
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: a half. I think it's I think it's perfect.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: I like it. We might go one hundred percent.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: We just painted a masterpiece. Parlay those boys, give us
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: a fat thirty two team. Parlay the thirty too, and
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: then kick it back up to the top. Once you
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: fucking win. Pay a little to me in SaaS and
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: I guess Francis can have a little bit too.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: He'll get it, he'll get a percentage.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: This is this the last show we're gonna have before
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: Mascots comes out, you know, Okay, all right, we'll still
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: still get ready for for mascots. It's gonna be great.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: It comes out the nineteenth. Oh so yeah, all right, bet.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: All right, that's it. That's it for me.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I got too.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: Thanks for talking ball with us.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: I hope you guys enjoyed that rundown, that deep dive.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: No nobody actually does it like us. Nobody knows ball
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: like us, and I'm talking about all barsool sports.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: Same me too. That's a call out. We're calling them out.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're actually gonna start dropping every day the same
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: day as the Fox Sports one show, and we'll see
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: really drag stick.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: Not a lot of people are going ball like we are.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: You got any?
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: Well, well, while we close out final thoughts here, you
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: got any You got any any sleepers? Maybe give a
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: sleeper for what for fantasy?
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: Oh? For oh a player or two?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, throws a couple of sneak throws a couple
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: of sleepers.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: I mean I've been I cannot get my hands off
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: of Tyler Warren, the Penn State tight end. He's going
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: to be fucking sick. Like I'm not saying brock Bauers,
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: but I feel like you could get him in like
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: the fourteenth round, you know, to your other take your
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: other tight end before him, take David and Joku or
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: Dallas Goddard, but then grab up Warren later on. He's
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: gonna do way better than Colston Levelan, the dude who
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: was drafted before him.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: I like what I'm hearing.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: I love that one.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: I would go for myself personally. Trey Henderson Trayvon Anderson
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: my bad. Yeah, I don't know if that's much of
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: a sleeper though.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's I think that's a sleeper.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: It's just a rookie. And then I'm very high stock
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: on fuck. I completely forget who I was just about
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: to say.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: I think Jerry Judy, you will have a good year.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: I think lat McConachy will have a good year. I
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: think that neighbors and Tracy will have a good year. Yeah,
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: I think that.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, Ray Davis, That's what I was thinking of Ray
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 3: Davis of the Bills. I think he's getting a lot
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: more action this year, that he's a shifty player. Run.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 3: But then they just sign James Cook.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just signed the brother Cook.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they signed James Cook, who's obviously going to be sick,
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: but I think he might be splitting some more. I
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: think we might see some more Ray David. This reps.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 3: That guy can run.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: I think Rashid Shahid, the receiver from the the Saints
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: are going to be losing in every game. The Saints
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 1: are going to be throwing the ball maybe seven hundred
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: times this year. And Chris o'lave like gets a concussion.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: When you look at him funny, that's a deep cut sleeper.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, solid, Any any any guys you're high on that
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: are not sleepers.
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  Speaker 1: So I've done one fantasy draft already. I took neighbors
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: in the first round, Brian Thomas junior, second round, Kyen
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  Speaker 1: third round.
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  Speaker 3: This must not have been a serious league.
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  Speaker 1: Kyroen third round, and Garrett Wilson fourth round.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of wide receivers, three.
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  Speaker 1: Wide outs, but there's I mean a flex with the
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  Speaker 1: wide out and then so I didn't really have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of good options at running back. So my running packs.
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  Speaker 1: My other running backs behind uh Kyron are Brian Thomas
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  Speaker 1: or Brian Robinson, eh uh, Tony Pollard and then Caleb Johnson,
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  Speaker 1: the rookie from the Steelers, was the first one that
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  Speaker 1: I picked. And that's just like an upside play, trying
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  Speaker 1: to hope, hope that we could get some upside from him.
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  Speaker 1: I like what I'm hearing, Tracy I Tyrone Tracy is
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  Speaker 1: my other one. Actually I'll probably start Tyrone Tracy.
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  Speaker 3: Tyrone Tracy was my my sleeper pick of the year,
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  Speaker 3: but we already we touched on him already, so I
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: didn't think it was as much of a sleeper but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm targeting I'm targeting Tyrone. He will be on my roster.
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  Speaker 1: Overdraft, overdraft.
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  Speaker 3: So if you get the chance, how many leagues are
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: you ripping?
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna rip a cool four.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on three this year.
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  Speaker 1: Three already, three that you have locked in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, three, I got we got, I got ours. And
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  Speaker 3: then I'm doing one with like some of like my
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: cousins and stuff. And then I'm doing uh, I'm doing
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: just a random one with Twitter dudes.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: I did. Oh, I did a random one with like
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: I just hopped into Yahoo League. Two of those just
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 1: it's with coach Larry. Yeah.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: He DMed me and was like, would you want to
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: do a fantasy league and I was like, sure, yeah,
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: why not. It's just me and a bunch of like cheapis.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: Which is a great, great and so we'll see. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got to get the U the league up and running.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know we could do a draft, but.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll figure that out. We'll do it this week
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  Speaker 3: or next week.
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  Speaker 1: Love it all right, brother, sweet.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks guys for listening. We'll see you next week.
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