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Joey’s Contestant Preview! · The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This is the Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast
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  Speaker 1: with iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: Hey guys, welcome to another episode of the Almost Famous Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Today is our by Yearly or if the Golden continues
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  Speaker 2: try Yearly Podcast. Episode We break down the contestant bios
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  Speaker 2: because they were just released today Today's Wednesday, December twentieth,
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  Speaker 2: to the ABC site, and we are ready to break
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  Speaker 2: down these girls. Are you guys ready to follow along?
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  Speaker 2: I know that we always say that, you know, we
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  Speaker 2: go in order, and we want you to kind of
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  Speaker 2: judge these girls with us. Judge, it's fun. Judge is
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  Speaker 2: the right word.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a completely the right word. We have no
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  Speaker 3: idea who any of these people are. I am. We
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  Speaker 3: are going to say things about these people that are
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  Speaker 3: so incorrect, but at least we're doing our announcement.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So this is the people dot com that we're
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  Speaker 2: looking at. So if you go to people dot com
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  Speaker 2: type in bachelor, you will find this article where you
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  Speaker 2: can go down all thirty two women thirty two with us.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to start out with who.
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  Speaker 3: Let's start with Alison.
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  Speaker 2: All right? Well, Alison, she's twenty six, in my opinion,
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  Speaker 2: has a Megan Fox look about her. She's a realtor
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  Speaker 2: and her she also has a sister from Philadelphia. I
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  Speaker 2: think that it's on the show. I think this is
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  Speaker 2: the sister couple. I believe that this is happening again
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  Speaker 2: the first time since you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah do first. Alison to me looks like somebody that
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  Speaker 3: would be on a daytime television show and she would
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  Speaker 3: definitely be the one that causes drama.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. She also has some fun facts. She has won
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  Speaker 2: many Halloween costume contests. She enjoys a fruity gin sprits
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  Speaker 2: and loves getting dressed up for fancy dinners. Next up,
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  Speaker 2: we have Autumn twenty six and she's an account executive
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  Speaker 2: from Saint Louis.
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  Speaker 3: Her fun facts are Autumn spontaneously got a lip tattoo
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  Speaker 3: at a music festival. Autumn doesn't understand why going through
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  Speaker 3: TSA takes so long? What is she talking about? Autumn
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  Speaker 3: loves to get rowdy while watching college football. Autumn looks
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  Speaker 3: like to.
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  Speaker 2: Get some TSA pre check.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Autumn looks like to me a girl that definitely
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  Speaker 3: goes through TSA PreCheck and also somebody that gets wildly
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  Speaker 3: frustrated at the most ridiculous things, like just she's I'm
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  Speaker 3: so exhausted. It's such a big day. I had to
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  Speaker 3: walk my dog take two nets.
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  Speaker 2: I can see that. I think she's gonna be drama.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Next up we have Chandler. She's twenty four. She's a
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  Speaker 2: graphic designer from New York City.
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  Speaker 3: Chandler's fun facts are Chandler once gave herself bangs in
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  Speaker 3: my opinion, and something I've communicated with my wife never
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  Speaker 3: a good decision. Chandler loves a good Sunday fun day.
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  Speaker 3: And Chandler is seriously afraid of lightning. Chandler, to me,
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  Speaker 3: looks like everybody's best friend in the house. She's just
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  Speaker 3: there and having a great time. She is gonna last
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  Speaker 3: two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I can't. I'm so so bad saying anything
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  Speaker 2: about anyone. Guys. Ben's just like, she's two weeks and
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  Speaker 2: I love it. Carissa is twenty six and she's a
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  Speaker 2: marketing director from British Columbia. No, I don't a a Botsford,
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  Speaker 2: British Columbia.
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  Speaker 3: Chris is super athletic but can't ride a bike. Chrisa
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  Speaker 3: is a Christmas Birthday baby, and Chrisa loves a competitive
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  Speaker 3: Gabe of scrabble. Happy birthday, CHRISA, your birthday is coming up.
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  Speaker 2: Can't ride a bike?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Chris is pretty proud of herself because she's obviously
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  Speaker 3: in her info packet wrote down, I'm very athletic, which
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  Speaker 3: is something that not many people would admit to. So
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what she's.
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  Speaker 2: Super athletic, super athletic.
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  Speaker 3: So she's just really proud of herself and that will
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  Speaker 3: come out as the season continued.
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  Speaker 2: She likes playing golf too, Ben.
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  Speaker 3: Good for her. I hope she's good.
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  Speaker 2: Next up is Daisy. She's twenty five and she's an
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  Speaker 2: account executive from Becker Minnesota. Ben, what is an account executive?
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like a Chandler bing job?
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  Speaker 3: Right, Humania it is. I mean you manage relationships, so
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  Speaker 3: anything that exists within your pipeline you are caring too.
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  Speaker 3: It's not an easy job, but it's also one that
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  Speaker 3: would probably be if I went back into working for
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  Speaker 3: a corporation. Would be the job I would take because
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  Speaker 3: I like talking to people and I don't exactly like
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  Speaker 3: cold calling, but I'm decent. So here we go. Fun facts.
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  Speaker 3: Daisy enjoys seeing her car at the top of her lungs.
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  Speaker 3: No one. No, she says this. No one loves ice
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  Speaker 3: cream more than Daisy does. No one. Daisy dreams of
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  Speaker 3: becoming a best selling author. You know what, I'm actually
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  Speaker 3: gonna go this far.
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  Speaker 2: She did a write her story about the Bachelor.
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  Speaker 3: I hope not those never so well, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 3: this far and say that Daisy is around a while.
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  Speaker 3: I think we get used to seeing Daisy. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think she's the one at the end, but I do
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  Speaker 3: believe that she's spunky and that she's intelligent because she
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  Speaker 3: likes the right. And I just think she's gonna be
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  Speaker 3: around a while, but she's not gonna be there at
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  Speaker 3: the end.
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  Speaker 2: She also loves that her parents' thirty year plus marriage
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  Speaker 2: has been an inspiration for her in love same same Okay,
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  Speaker 2: A Duena, she's twenty five, she's an entrepreneur from Atlanta.
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  Speaker 3: Here's a Duena's fun facts. And Duena really wants to
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  Speaker 3: learn how to play tennis. A Duena is terrified of cats.
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  Speaker 3: Duena once flew to Paris for a day just to
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  Speaker 3: see the Eiffel Tower. Duena, if you really want to
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  Speaker 3: learn how to play tennis? It's the same question I
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  Speaker 3: asked my wife because she wanted to learn how to
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  Speaker 3: play tennis. Why don't you go do it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know that she's saying this because Joey's a
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  Speaker 2: tennis player.
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  Speaker 3: I get it. She's smart, all right. Well, Duena is
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  Speaker 3: a flirt. Duena's going to last a long time. She's
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  Speaker 3: a flirt. She knows how to play the game. Joey's
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  Speaker 3: going to be very interested in her. And at the
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  Speaker 3: end of the day, a Duena is not the one
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  Speaker 3: at the end, she's not, at least my bet, But
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  Speaker 3: I bet she's around a long time. And here's what
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  Speaker 3: I love about Aduena. She flew to Paris to see
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  Speaker 3: the Eiffel Tower. That that's one only something a single
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  Speaker 3: person can do too. Pretty spectacular, pretty cool. I wonder
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  Speaker 3: where she flew from.
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  Speaker 2: What if she was just in Europe and she was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we'll take like an hour flight and it's not as
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  Speaker 2: dramatic as it seems.
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  Speaker 3: That'd be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: She seems like she's super confident the way you can
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  Speaker 2: see the way that she handles herself just in her photo. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: next up, we have Erica. She's twenty five and she's
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  Speaker 2: a leasing agent from north Bergen, New Jersey.
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  Speaker 3: Erica loves to paint and sip. Erica can sleep literally
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  Speaker 3: anywhere as long as she has a comfy pillow. Erica's
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  Speaker 3: brief emo phase in high school still hunts her. Oh
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  Speaker 3: that's good. Yeah, I like that. I like Erica. She's
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  Speaker 3: got some fun to her. I mean, she paints and SIPs,
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  Speaker 3: and she can make fun of herself, which is something amazing.
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  Speaker 3: This experience is just too much though, for Erica. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: if she likes to sleep anywhere with a comfy pillow,
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  Speaker 3: then then you're out. If that's one of your fun
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  Speaker 3: facts and you're on the Bachelor or Bachelor, You're gonna
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  Speaker 3: get tired, You're gonna get exhausted. This thing's not for you.
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  Speaker 2: She can also sleep on planes, which is great because
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  Speaker 2: I think they'd go somewhere pretty far away this season.
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  Speaker 2: Next up is Evelyn, and she's twenty nine. She's a
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  Speaker 2: nanny from San Antonio.
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  Speaker 3: Evelyn's in my top four. I'll tell you, just gorgeous,
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  Speaker 3: absolutely gorgeous. Here's our fun facts. Evelyn is a hamil fan,
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  Speaker 3: which I'm assuming means she loves Hamilton the musical. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: who doesn't love hand I mean, I feel like it
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  Speaker 3: you would be like ostracized from every group of people
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  Speaker 3: living in the United States or maybe in the world.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, if you're like, yeah, I don't really like Hamilton.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen it though.
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  Speaker 3: Oh goodness, Ashley.
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  Speaker 2: You've seen it on like you've seen it traveling.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah twice. That's good. Evelyn really wants to go
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  Speaker 3: on a lunch date with Charity lass.
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  Speaker 2: In suck up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let's comment on that a little bit. I wonder
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  Speaker 3: how Joey you'd feel about that if Evelyn went on
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  Speaker 3: a lunch date with Joey's AX, Like, that's that's kind
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  Speaker 3: of weird, right.
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  Speaker 2: What the lunch day with Charity?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't think that she's like Joey's X anymore,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, Evelyn isn't really a bucket list like kind
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  Speaker 3: of person. So okay, here's what we're getting from Evelyn.
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  Speaker 3: She's a fan of Hamilton, she wants to go to
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  Speaker 3: a lunch date with let's just say it, Joey's AX,
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  Speaker 3: and she isn't really a bucket list type of person. Honestly,
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  Speaker 3: I will say this, Actually, it's it could be somewhat
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  Speaker 3: relieving if she's not a bucket list type of person,
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  Speaker 3: because bucket list people are kind of exhausting, Like if
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  Speaker 3: their bucket list is twenty things deep and you get
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  Speaker 3: married to them and they're like, we got to cross
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  Speaker 3: off all these selfish ambitions that I have for my life,
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  Speaker 3: Like that would be hard. So the fact that she
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  Speaker 3: I'm just kind of like saying no to it not
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  Speaker 3: against See.
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  Speaker 2: I love the way that you think like this during
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  Speaker 2: these countdowns.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm never right, so you know, take it forwhik.
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  Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you might be. We just have to
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  Speaker 2: go back and really listen. Okay, Next up is Jen.
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  Speaker 2: She's twenty five. She's a physician assistant student from Miami.
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  Speaker 2: Why does she look incredibly familiar?
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  Speaker 3: Does she? Yeah, she's beautiful. Jen knows that aliens are real.
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  Speaker 3: Jen doesn't leave home without chapstick, and Sean Mendez music
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  Speaker 3: regularly makes Jen cry. Jin knows aliens are real. Okay, Jen,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not arguing with you. In fact, I would probably
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  Speaker 3: sit in your corner there, but I want to know
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  Speaker 3: why you're so confident, Like why is that one of
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  Speaker 3: your fun facts? I want to sit and understand you.
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  Speaker 3: And here's the thing that we're still not ready for
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  Speaker 3: in our society is if Jen sits down with Joey
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  Speaker 3: and he asks her, Jen, what's something that would surprise
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  Speaker 3: me about you? And she says, I just know that
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  Speaker 3: aliens are real. I'm imagining Joey would be like red flag,
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  Speaker 3: red flag, red flag.
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  Speaker 2: However, well that's what happened with my friend Mackenzie on
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  Speaker 2: Chris's season because she was very insistent on talking to
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  Speaker 2: Chris about aliens.
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  Speaker 3: Well, maybe not me. Don't be super insistent on them.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they don't need to know yet, Like, maybe that's
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  Speaker 3: not the thing you lead with. It's like, oh, I know,
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  Speaker 3: aliens are real, because we're not ready for yet. Now.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe one day we will be, depending on what you
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  Speaker 3: think and what you believe, but we're not there yet.
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  Speaker 3: And so I just I'm worried for Jen because I
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  Speaker 3: think Jen is gonna be awesome. I just think Jen's
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  Speaker 3: gonna lead on a little strong with a red flag,
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  Speaker 3: and Joey's gonna be like, hey, I only can keep
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  Speaker 3: the ones that I know are normal, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: somebody so into aliens, maybe we get that cut.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Next up is Jess, who's twenty four and she's
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  Speaker 2: an executive assistant from San Diego.
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  Speaker 3: She kind of like Sarah Trout.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I can see Sarah. I think she also
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  Speaker 2: looks like one of the girls from Vander Pump Rolls.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know so. Jess describes her personal aesthetic
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  Speaker 3: as country glamour. I can't wait to hear her accent.
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  Speaker 3: I know she's got one, Jess, but she grew up
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  Speaker 3: in like New Jersey. She sounds like a Texan. Jess
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  Speaker 3: read her first book for Fun last summer. Oh goodness, Jess.
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  Speaker 3: Jess is a sucker for a pretty view. Yeah, Jess
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  Speaker 3: isn't around very long. She's great, and she's super spunky
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  Speaker 3: and fun and she's funny. Jess has one too many whiskeys.
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  Speaker 3: On night one, she is saying something ridiculous that we
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  Speaker 3: all love her for. But also Joey goes, yeah, you're
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  Speaker 3: not my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I feel you on that one. Caitlyn is twenty
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  Speaker 2: five and she is a radio chemist from Santa Fe,
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  Speaker 2: New Mexico. What's a radio chemist? Radiology?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm assuming it that they just cut it short.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't give her the full credit for the career
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  Speaker 3: that she's pursued. Her fun facts are Caitlyn is a
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  Speaker 3: cribbage queen. Caitlyn really struggles with putting away her laundry.
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  Speaker 3: Caitlyn loves heights. The higher the better. She would say that,
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  Speaker 3: here's the I'm Caitlyn's a liar. I know she's a liar.
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  Speaker 3: She's a liar. You want to know higher the better?
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  Speaker 3: Because she listens to the most famous podcast and she
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  Speaker 3: heard us say never put down your fears in your
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  Speaker 3: fun facts when you fill out the form, and she's like,
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  Speaker 3: all right, I love heights. Snakes. Oh give me snakes
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  Speaker 3: in my bed every day.
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  Speaker 2: You are such a smart boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is exactly what it is. She did it.
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  Speaker 2: She did it.
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  Speaker 3: She finally a fan of the almost famous podcast. I
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  Speaker 3: give her totally credit for this. I'm not saying she's
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  Speaker 3: at all mean or bad or ill intentioned, but she
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  Speaker 3: listens to the podcast and she said, nope, I'm listening
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  Speaker 3: to these two people who've been on the show before,
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  Speaker 3: and I am not giving the show anything they want.
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  Speaker 2: M M all right, before we go on, what's cribbage?
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea what's cribbage?
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  Speaker 2: I love bringing in Easton.
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  Speaker 3: Ribbage is a It's a card game, isn't it. I
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  Speaker 3: was right let me, let me just check myself.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's a classic card game traditionally for two players and
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  Speaker 3: involves playing in grouping cards and combinations which game points.
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  Speaker 3: It's like bridge or something, Isn't it like?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like people's moms play. That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like something like in England they're having tea
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  Speaker 2: and playing cribbage.
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  Speaker 3: There's a piece of this I really respect because everybody
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  Speaker 3: here that listens knows that. You know, in my whole life,
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  Speaker 3: I've planned my life to enjoy things young that i'll
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  Speaker 3: enjoy when I'm seventy, and I feel like cribbage should
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  Speaker 3: be picked up because one day, instead of playing golf,
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  Speaker 3: I'll be playing cribbage competitively, maybe in a league. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: keep going.
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  Speaker 2: Kayla is twenty seven. She's a guidance counselor from Hamilton, Ohio.
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  Speaker 3: That girl glows, I will say that, goodness gracious, her
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  Speaker 3: smile is beautiful. Kayla wants to stop traffic to save
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  Speaker 3: a baby duckling. That makes sense to me based on
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  Speaker 3: how she's looking into the camera.
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  Speaker 2: That happened once to me, right one time. I was
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  Speaker 2: One time I was driving to Penn State and it
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  Speaker 2: was a mom goose and like five little ducklings behind her.
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  Speaker 2: It was the cutest thing.
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  Speaker 3: Ashley has a big heart to you, guys, Kayla, I
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  Speaker 3: loves Harry Potter. Kaylea dreams of eating her way around
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  Speaker 3: the world.
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  Speaker 2: I can get with her.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't dream of that. I mean, let's be honest, like,
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  Speaker 3: there's some foods around the world that here in the US,
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  Speaker 3: Like Ashley, there's some foods around the world that you
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  Speaker 3: you would not be down on your mount.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to eat my way around the world.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to eat so much food.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect great way of saying, totally agree with you.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Next is kelsey A. She's twenty five, she's
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  Speaker 2: got awesome curls, and her occupation is a junior project
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  Speaker 2: manager from New Orleans.
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  Speaker 3: Kelsey A only needs twelve hours to plan an international getaway.
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  Speaker 3: That just feels lazy. It's good for her, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it just feels ill prepared. I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if that's something to brag about.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she maybe she's bragging about because she can well prepare.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well add that well in there. Then. Kelsey
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  Speaker 3: A often wonders how the world would be different if
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  Speaker 3: social media didn't exist. Sure, I agree, it would be awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Sure of wonder we all have and a take. Kelsey
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  Speaker 3: A takes pride in her gift giving abilities.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I can get that. I get that, I get that,
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  Speaker 2: But these are the most fun facts.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, kelsey A. Here, here's my take on
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  Speaker 3: kelsey A. Kelsey A, like every one of these women
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  Speaker 3: is beautiful. Kelsey A doesn't shine in this environment.
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  Speaker 2: She's what are you talking about? She definitely has the look.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's not going to talk to him. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the fun facts to me off, they didn't impress me.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Kelsey T. Then she's thirty one, you're a
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  Speaker 2: first three something.
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 2: She's an actor from Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 3: I want to like Kelsey T. I do. I want
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  Speaker 3: to like her a lot. In fact, when I saw
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  Speaker 3: her sitting there, I said, this person can be there
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  Speaker 3: a while. But then I see that she's an actor.
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  Speaker 3: An actor's on the show make mean nerve. They just do.
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  Speaker 3: And the longer we go down the show, the more
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  Speaker 3: acting can play a part of it. They just make
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  Speaker 3: me anxious. But Kelsey T likes when wild lizards and
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  Speaker 3: these are actually lizards crawl into her hands.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she's doing what we are just saying to suggest
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  Speaker 2: me she hates lizards and she doesn't.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Want to touch them. Let's go with that. It makes
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: me feel better about this because I've never had a
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: wild lizard. I've had lizards in my hands, I've never
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: had a wild lizard. Say hey, Ben, you look like
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: the type of guy I want to crawl on. Kelsey
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: T describes herself as a grade A hype woman. Oh,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I love that. I love a good hype woman. I
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: love somebody supportive. And Kelsey T wants to think Destiny's
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: child for getting her through her adolescence. Amen, sister, I agree.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Kelsey T is around a long time. I'll say that.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, and I think she actually is great. I
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: do think she gets the actor narrative. At some point,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: somebody in this group.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Goes, when do we ever see somebody's occupation as actually actor?
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: And when can you call yourself an actor? In LA?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I guess when you can? I don't know, actually, like.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Can you do it? Just like can I call myself
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: an actor right now?
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: On the Bachelor? You can call yourself anything? Yeah?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: But like you have to book a gig to be
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: an actor, right, you're an actress.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I wish I had the answer for you,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: because I was going to say somebody who like sustained,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: like can sustain on just their acting gigs. But that's
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: definitely not the definition. That's definitely not I'm.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Gonna start calling myself an actor when people ask what
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I do. I'm an actor. Nothing, absolutely nothing, forgotten.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Way easier than just describing what you do.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Now, I agree. I actually do get residuals from one show,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Famous in Love, which free Form. Famous and Love on
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: free Form. I appeared on it years ago. I get
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: about three dollars and sixty seven cents every six months.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I got money from being on Ellen. So whenever my
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: episode of Ellen would reair, we got like four hundred dollars,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: which is pretty sweet. Dang, that's quite the gig, but
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: it only rehaded like three times.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Still shows how popular you are compared to me. I
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: never got any money.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, Mike, you never got anything from Ellen.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I can't remember.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: You can't remember, Okay. Next up is Kira. She's twenty six.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: She's a paralegal from Miami.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Kia makes the best kung pow tofu. I'm sorry, Kira,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: it could be the best, but it's tofu. Kiara loves
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: to look she is Kiara loves to look through her
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: old yearbucks. Kira go to dance move is the classic
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: classic sway side to side. Okay, I like Kira. She's
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: making fun of herself and she's being honest about herself.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I love also to look through old year books. It
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: is apparent so long. But my only knock on Kira,
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: and this isn't that big a knock because the same
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: knock with my wife when you know, Jessica and I
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: split making dinner about fifty to fifty. And when Jessica
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: and I first started dating, she loves tofu.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She tried to throw two tofu on my plate
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: once and I said, not a man from Indiana, we
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: don't eat this stuff.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Nope, not happening ever again, I've never made it before,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: but like, I like it.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not my thing. It's like it's like fake chewy cheese.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: It's eating a block of Yeah, it's like eating I
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: don't know, know, it's eating a Sponge's a sponge. It's
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: a sponge. What do you like about eating this. I
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: don't get it anyways. Kira Kira's top ten. Kira is
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: a Bachelor in Paradise contestant if Bachelor and Paradise ever
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: comes back.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Lane is twenty seven. She's a realtor from Philadelphia.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, Laney, let's learn about Laney. Laney lives for this
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: is the sister?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Is this?
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: No, Lauren is a sister. She's coming up. Lane lives
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: for a good happy hour. Hell, yes, Lany doesn't mess
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: with sharks under any circumstances. Cool, lady, any circumstances. Yeah,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: and Laney hopes to buy a house in Greece one day.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Can I just say that none of these fun facts
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: compared to my own, which was husband to over twenty
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Jonah's brother concerts. Now, that's an interesting woman.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: That's what I want to marry. That has wife all
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: over it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Oh I don't even remember that.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly not. She loves hard and she's very loyal. Okay,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: here we go. So this is when we found out
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: about Lannie. So far, Landy likes to drink cool don't
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: you know some of us do?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Landy doesn't mess with sharks, Laney, why would you even
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: say that? Like there's there's not many that there's not
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: anybody in the world, even the best scuba divers that
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: are like, you know, what I really love is to
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: mess with sharks, not see sharks. I like to mess
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: with them, like it's really fun, just to like, you know,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: toss them around a little bit, see how they react.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: And then Lanny wants a lot of money. She's she's
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: not I mean Joey since her home night one.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Come on, let's be I don't know, have you seen
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: house Hunters International? You can get something like pretty or
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: affordable in Greece.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: That's too much.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: You have to live more of a rustic lifestyle. Yeah,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I mean it's not for me. I'll go visit as
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: much as I could, though, that would be a goal
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: for me, all right. Next up is Lauren. She's twenty eight.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: She is the sister of Alison, and they both definitely
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: look alike. Both really pretty girls, both have great eyebrows,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: and she's a registered nurse.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Take it from me. Having two sisters on a show
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: is not a good idea, especially if you get far
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: enough along where you're kissing them both in one night.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: It just gets weird.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: So that's actually so weird.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: It's so weird, it's not okay, and it doesn't last,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: and no matter how great they are, it's best if
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: you just say goodbye as early as possible. But Lauren
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: is an avid voice texter. Lauren finds cleaning to be therapeutic,
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: and Lauren went through a serious punk face spikes and
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: chains included. Ah goodness, gracious. The interesting part about Lauren
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: to me is that she also says in her paragraph
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: that she can't stand men with bad hygiene. But like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, tell me if I'm wrong. But like all
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: the punk rockers, I knew like one of the things
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: that they did best was get really sweaty at concerts
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: and smell like like they're now chill. Pheromones were very pungent.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: They also went out on Warped Tour would basically just
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: bathe in baby powder for a week until they can
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: get a shower.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Interesting fact about me is I've been to Warped Tour
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: and I've crowdsurved at Warped Tour.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: One warp Tour, it wasn't exactly my cup of tea,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: but one of my favorite bands was playing it, so
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I had to go. Ben That is an amazing visual.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Who get what was the band.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: On?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, really big fan of Travis Barker, huge fan
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: of the Kardashians myself. So I just really love Travis Barker.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Uh hmm.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: If if Joey is smart, he sends this sister's home
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: right away, he says, this is great, you're beautiful. I'm
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: sure you're awesome. You need to go home. This is
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: not going to play out well for me.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: What if just eliminate one?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: No really no, no, no, can't do it, can't do it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I've been I've tried to navigate these circumstances, and you know,
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I had the benefit of both sisters being really awesome,
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: and which I'm sure these two people are as well.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: You send one home, the other sister is so upset.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: If they're close, if they don't like each other that
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: much and they're competitive against each other, then the sister
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: that stays is adores you. It's like, yes, finally I've
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: proven that I'm the better sister. But if she likes
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: her others, if she likes her others, she likes her
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: sister at all, then she's gonna hate you and be
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: so mad at you for something that you just had
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: to do, and so just get them home together right away,
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: say nope, this was fun. Why it lasted about twelve hours?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Aliyah, she's twenty three and guess what. She's an account
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: manager from whin a Paho, Hawaii.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Well Paho, well Pahu looks like I'm not finding a
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: job in account management if I need one. Everybody's account
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: manager these days. Leah was on the canoe paddling team
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: in high school. Leah plays the flu and would love
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: to teach music. Leah is a cliff diving enthusiast. Leah
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: is too good for this show, It's all I have
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: to say.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: You think so I do.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: I think she is adventurous. I think she's athletic. I
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: think she is talented.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Ben, why would you say too good for the show?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Like this is where we were exactly.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: There can be wonderful. The people here are wonderful. We
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: all are.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're great humans, all right, We're perfect. I don't know,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: but she just this, this is not going to play
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: into her. Okay. So she's athletic, she's into music, and
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: she's adventure. She cliff dives and she's.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Though and that's where he lives.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: That's a good point.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: And they met on after the final row is. Remember
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: that's like he got to meet one person. Yeah, okay,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: all right, all right. Next is Lexi. She's thirty. She's
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: a digital strategist from Atlanta. And what celebrity does she
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: look like? I think it's Nellie Fritado.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say she looks like kat Izzo to me.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Really, I don't know.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, a little bit, I don't think.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: No, okay, maybe like a little Olivia Wilde, Yeah, a
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: little Ideina Manzelle.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Just a wide variety of celebrities.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very wide right. It looks like I'm going to
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: go with Nellie Fortato.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: She was a resident advisor of her freshman dorm. That
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: says a lot. That says a lot. Yeah, they don't
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: pick those people unless they're mature and and you know organized.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Lexi cannot live without her self tanning Moose. Lexi's life
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: goal is to run a marathon. Ugh, Lexi's in my
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: top five.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I agree, she's cute.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I like her, like she she makes a run at
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: this thing.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: M hmm. Okay. Next up is Medina. She's thirty one
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: and she's a mental health therapist from Charlotte, North Carolina.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: If I look at Medina's eyes, what they tell me
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: is she is going to steal my heart, rip it out,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: stomp on it, try to put it back in. But
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be too crushed to ever survive ever again.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Those eyes, I think you're right on there. They're steering
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: into my soul.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: They like I can't even have to scroll down past
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: the picture real quick because they're like make me feel
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: all nervous.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Eva mendaes like I like to be on a celebrity
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: lookalike kick.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're doing great. Medina loves to unwind with a
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: face mask and a cup of tea. Medina is a
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: big supporter of Color Coded organization. Medina has never been
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: camping and doesn't see that changing. She was on my camping.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah they're gonna take her camping. She doesn't listen to
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: the podcast. She's not a fan of the Almost Fans podcast.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: As a result, she goes home nine one because well,
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: she doesn't have good taste in listening.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Anything else to say about her?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: No, why do we care? She's going home nine to one.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Now, Okay, fine, then I do not I do not
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: agree with you. But Maria is twenty nine and she
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: is an executive assistant from Kleinberg Ontario.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Maria loves a good disposable camera photo shoot. Maria dreams
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: of eating sushi in Japan, and Maria is obsessed with
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: horror movies. Maria, Maria, Maria.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Maria, Maria, You're You'reria, You're.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: My top four. And here's why. She kind of just
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: throws like even in her picture, they did it from
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: like the waist up. She just throws this like vibe
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: of being like, I'm here to find my husband, and
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: my husband can do all these things for me. All
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna ever ask him to do is eat sushi
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: with me in Japan at some point in our lifetime,
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: and I'd be so happy. And all I want him
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: to do is to let me take pictures of him
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: looking so sexy sitting on a couch. And all I
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: want him to do is to cuddle me so hard
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: as we watch a horror movie and I get a
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: little scared and I lay my head on his chest
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: and I say hold me. And Joey's gonna say, let's
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: get married, okay.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Marlena is twenty six and she is a finance writer
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: from West Palm Beach, Florida.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Now, I don't want to judge somebody by their career, okay,
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: But she writes from West Palm Beach about finance, which
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: is a very wealthy area of the country. So she's
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: surrounded by wealth, which in my mind would say, if
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I was in Joey's position, your expectations for lifestyle are
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: going to be made be different than mine. Personally, maybe
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: not Joey's. I don't know Joey's financial status or how
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: he lives his life.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: I would say that as like he is a tennis instructor.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: It's probably not West Palm status right now.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Maybe not, But so that would make me concerned. If
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: I was the bachelor, that would make me not concern,
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: but it would have a little just to let people
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: know kind of what's going on inside the bachelor's heads.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: At least mine was, Okay, you I need to dig
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: into what kind of lifestyle you want to have in
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: this world.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: She looks like a news anchor too. She has that
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: like news anchor vibe.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: She's beautiful. Marlena loves to read books by candlelight, so
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: she if I asked her, Hey, what kind of lifestyle
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: do you want? She's like I just want to read
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: books by candlelight. I'd say, okay, we can make that happen.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: You know, I've got a candle and we got books.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Nothing makes Marlena happier than puppies. We can make that happen.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: But maybe once, right, you and I both have dogs.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Little exhausting. If you do too many puppies, Marlena will uh.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: When Marlene golf, she always drives the cart. This no,
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: that says a lot, right, it's my red flag. I'm sorry,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: but golf, if you want a fifty fifty split, if
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: you want a sixty forty split, but if you always
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: want to drive the cart, then you and I are
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: never golfing together. That's part of that's part of my fund.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I want to hear. Like when you say always drive
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: the car, there's no compromise in always compromise is necessary
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: in our relationship.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Nat is twenty six. She's a registered nurse professor from Sudbury, Canada.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: We have three Canadians so far.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: How do you become a nurse professor?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Well, she's a registered nurse and I'm assuming she probably
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: is a professor in nursing.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Sweet at twenty six be a professor.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe she has her masters, became a professor and a
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: successful nurse. I don't know. You would think that they're related.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Well, Nat likes to sleep in an ice cold bedroom.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Nat suffers from a severe case of fomo. Nat believes
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: that broccoli is the superior vegetable. I don't really get
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: anything from these fun facts.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I broccoli is probably my favorite vegetable.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: What's your favorite vegetable.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: My favorite vegetable is mushrooms. I love mushrooms. I like
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: a good mushroom of all sorts of shapes and sizes.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting a lot from these fun facts, honestly.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: I mean I like that she's confident enough to throw
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: down that broccoli is the superior vegetable fomo. We could
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: deal with it in a relationship, but it would be
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: a little exhausting, and I think that goes away when
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: you get married.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: That's a young thing to have.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just feels a little immature to me, maybe
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: because at this point in my life I don't suffer
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: from fomo at all. In fact, there's nothing I like
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: more than doing nothing than to.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Be missed out.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Like if you don't invite me, it would be awesome.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: So I like Nat. I think she brings a lot
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: to the table. I think she's obviously very smart. I
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: think we see her for a few weeks, but she's
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: not one that I imagine is there at the end.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, next up we have Rachel twenty six. I feel
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: like we have a lot of twenty six ers. She's
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: an ICU nurse from Honolululu, so also a Hawaiian.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: And Rachel says there's nothing better than a Hawaiian Christmas.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Rachel is, well, I feel about that. I kind of
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: agree with her. A nice warm Christmas.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Never experienced it, so we didn't have a Hawaiian Christmas, no, but.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I've done warm Christmases. I imagine they're similar. Yeah, pretty nice.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Rachel is terrified of frogs, and Rachel's signature look growing
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: up involved bermuda shorts and feather ear rings. Rachel, I
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: love you. I think she's in I mean, I think
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: she's hilarious. I love that she admits this. I love
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: that she rocked this. I love that she did this
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: and then ended up so pretty. And she's from Hawaii.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: She will go higher or longer than any other Hawaiian
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: on our list. So far. I think she's there any.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Other Hawaiian which is three, three of them, Yeah, I
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: stand by. I wonder what she thinks about Brydon with
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: the feather ear rings.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: That was something she said that she used to do
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: back when she was a child, and I think we
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: could just leave that there. She did that when she
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: was a child.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Okay. Sam is thirty one. She's a CPA from Nashville.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Sam, Sam's going to be shockingly shocking to me
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: when we see her on TV because she's not smiling
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: here and that just doesn't make sense to me. She
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: just looks like she's trying too hard to like stare
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: into my soul, and unlike the picture earlier, she's just
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: not doing it. And to me, I'm like, you should
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: take another picture. It would look they would be better
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: for you if you took another picture. Sam hopes to
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: have a destination wedding one day. Sam dreams of going
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: on safari in Africa, and Sam loves to dine in
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: European style and have dinner at ten pm. Sam, you
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: and I would not get along at all.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: So while I do eat dinner relatively late usually because
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I like to wait till Dawson's in bed, and I
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: know it's not really good for your system or whatnot,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: but whatever, I want to eat in peace, and I
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: want to enjoy every bite and not have somebody you know,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: just bugging's doing something. You know, just want it to
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: be just me and my food. Okay, And I don't
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: know why I'm rambling about this, So I'll have dinner
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: re late. But ten o'clock as your ideal time, childless,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: that's weird, that's not for me.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Sam, you should go home night one based on
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: you want to eat.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Samantha is twenty five. She is a pro football cheerleader Miami.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: So for the Dolphins, I'm.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Assuming Samantha wants someone to take her on an airboat
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: tour one day. It was an airboat, like the airboats
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: like with the big fans in the back that take
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: you through like the Everglades. Why she's never done it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: It's like a fairly inexpensive, like little road trip for her.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: So it's confusing that she's never had anybody do that
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: for her. They're really fun. And I love alligators, as
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: you know. I still have delligator you bought me on
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: my desk. It's uh cut Yeah, it's kind of shocking
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: to me that she hasn't had that happen. But Samantha
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: keeps peonies in her apartment at all times because they
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: make her happy, and Samantha sings in the shower. Samantha
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: is full of joy.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: She is.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: She's a joyful person. I think Samantha is one that
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: brings some some we'll get to know Samantha. She's not
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: there at the end. I'm pretty confident that. But here's
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: my my only statement. Is going to come off the
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: show and she's gonna find some somebody to say, hey,
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: how about you and I go on a fifteen dollars
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: airboat ride through the Everglades and they're gonna get married
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: soon after.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Just make sure he's Sandra, or to get some weird
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: people sometimes.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Sandra is twenty six. She's a cyber security consultant from Nashville, Tennessee.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, good smile there. Nashville, very Nashville like,
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: big hair on her.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Well you look at her, look at her fun facts.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: It says Sandra would have thrived in the eighties. She
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: definitely has eighties hair.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm seeing that. Sandra loves going on hot
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: girl walks with her girlfriends, So that means she considers
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: herself hot?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Does that? Does that mean that?
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know I'm asking you. You know, these new terms,
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about them.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: I guess a hot girl walk a hot girl. Yeah,
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like girls probably cute girls. Girls I know
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: they're cute. They say that, which is fine. I'm a bachelor.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: She knows she's cute.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, Sander would have thrived in the eighties. And
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Sandra loves football and throws a mean spiral. Oh I
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: know exactly who Sandra is, Like, I just do based
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: on so many of Jess's friends that I know. Like,
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Sandra is very sweet. She says God, bless you and
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: bless your heart and all those things that we all
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: know from the South. And yeah, she throws on her
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: you know, cute clothes and walks down Broadway in Nashville
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: to see who is you know calling? And she loves it.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: But Sandra's not ready for a husband. She could be
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: far away. It's not already yet. Ben.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Next time, you're gonna do this by yourself, because you
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: are the best part of this podcast. You just so
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: confidently make up crazy like it's so weird, like he's
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: so confident in making up lies.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I'm a great liar. It's great.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Next up Star, she's twenty five. She's a mental health
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: counselor from Delray Beach, Florida.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Star showed a little mid drift in the picture. Yeah
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: go Star. I had an aunt named Star once. She
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: stole stuff from my grandma's house when uh my great
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: grandma uh was well, my grandma, great grandma is being buried.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: She knew that we were going to be gone from
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: the family home and went back and stole stuff. So
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: I don't trust stars. I don't trust them no way.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, good old Indiana.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Thanks.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's wild. Think about that. We tailgated at the funeral.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: The uncles had a pickup truck with plastic lining full
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: of beer and ice, and then on the side there
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: is somebody stealing because they were going to be home. Oh,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: come on, let's go back home. That's a good place.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: That's just so funny.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: So I don't trust Star. I don't. I see your name.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: But Star does a great Britney Spears impression. I don't
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: even know what kind of impression that would be these days.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Well, oh yeah, mine's more of a two thousand version
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: if it.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Has knives included, I don't want to see. It's just sad.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Star admits that she is always late and Star likes
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: her margeritas spicy y.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I don't trust her, okay, I understand why because of
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: your backstory. Next up is my friend Sidney. She's twenty
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: eight and she is a vinage store owner from Newport,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Rhode Island, and I nominated her for the show Sydney's
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Do you want to judge her? Oh?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to do judger. Sydney's cats know
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: how to play fetch and sit on command. That's just creepy.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Sidney was voted most school spirit in high school, and
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Sydney lived in Thailand where she taught English. She was
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: nominated by Ashley, which makes me think that Ashley believes
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: she had a shot with Joey, or that Joey had
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: a shot with her. However you want to say it.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: So she's interesting. Obviously she's eccentric. Is that fair? Ashley? Like,
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: she makes her cats sit and play.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Fixed e centric, So I would call her like eclectic.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: She's kind of like she is not a hippie, like
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: she doesn't have hippie vibes, but like she owns a
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: vintage store, okay, and she's like artsy, she's but not hippie.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: And she's definitely just like she's a great communicator and
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: she she's just got that vibe that like everybody's going
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: to like want to like either like be her friend
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: or like kind of want to be her. Like when
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: my friends met her, they were like, oh my god,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: your friends and he's so cool. She said, I want
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: to be Sydney. That's like the kind of vibe.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Nobody's ever said that about me. I don't know what
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: that's to me.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Neither nobody's ever been like, Wow, Ashley is so cool.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: I like want to be Ashley definitely.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Never people always ask me, hey, been you okay? Did
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: you do that right? Like something seems off? You don't
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: seem like functioning on all levels look good for Sydney.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I don't even want to say how long I think
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: she makes it because I already know.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Well, how long do you think she makes it?
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: You've already told me, oh, okay, to the.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: End, okay, in infinity and beyond. Okay, Well, guys, yeah,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: so Sidney's my friend. She actually not only does she
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: own the vintage store, but it is the best, coolest
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: vintage store. I basically do half my shopping there. It's
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: called Folk. And she also does those high quality videos
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: that you see that we I usually have her come
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: over and shoot ads. So she does a lot of branding,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: social media branding for small businesses.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: This is the best commercial for Sydney ever, like everybody sold. Actually, yeah,
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: she's cool.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So we found her because she started doing Audrey's
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: social media and then I started using her for some
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: of my own content.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: So if you're in the Rhode Island Newport area and
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: you need some content capturing, or if you need some
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: good old vintage clothes, please visit Sydney, who's also going
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: to be appearing on the Bachelor.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: So she does a creative and she is yeah, she
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: just got that effortless cool and then then that I'll stop.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Keep going now no, no, no, I'm good. Now no,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, well, there's more. There's a few more people.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, we have more people. We have three more people, Tali,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: thank you. Talia is twenty three and she's an esthetician
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: from Huttingon Beach, California.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Respect those estheticians. Talia needs a good pair of leggings
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: to survive. Talia loves the style of the nineteen fifties era,
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: and Talia loves pancakes. Goodness, gracious, Talia, is there anything
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: wrong with you? I don't think so. Any that right, No,
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Talia is top three for me. Yeah. She has a
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: nose piercing, which brings out a little edge. You know,
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: she's probably like a really great girl at heart. And
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: she said, I just need to show that I have
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: an edge somebody in a nose piercing, which I've thought
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: about in my life once or twice. But she did it,
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: and I did it.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: She looks great with it too. Next up is Taylor.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: She's twenty three and she's a recruiter from Chicago.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Taylor, you're twenty three year old. Don't come on, you're beautiful,
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: You're probably really nice. You're from Chicago. To why you
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: going on the show? Good for you? Wish you the best.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Taylor says she is the Samantha of her friend group.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Explain that to me, Ashley, because I know that that's
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: a reference to Sex in the City, But with who
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: was Samantha on Sex and the City.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: She's the one who you can't really settle her down.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: She's not really a loyalist. She just she likes to
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: sleep around. But she's also okay. So besides her like
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: sexual past or like the way that she deals with men,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: she is also extremely supportive of her girlfriends and like
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: she's there for them always.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so pretty much Taylor is telling me exactly
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: what I said at the beginning. She's not ready for merrit.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody who would describe themselves as a
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Samantha is okay.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Well, good food is Taylor's lovelynguage. And if Taylor could
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: be anyone for a day, she says she would be
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Joey's fiance. Sounds like something a twenty three.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Year old'd say, very cute. Our last person is Zoe.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: She's twenty four and she's an artist from Atlanta.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Zoe loves reading architectural digest Zoe isn't afraid to hop
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: on the back of a motorcycle. And Zoe will notice
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: if you are on your phone too much. Ooh, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe,
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be great. You're gonna rock this because you
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: are gonna like love the experience. Of being on the Bachelor.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: There's no phones. There's probably like some adventure mixed in,
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: and if you bring yourself the last twelve editions of
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Architectural Digests, you're gonna have plenty of time to read them.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: All.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I want to say that she is there and the ah,
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: she's a top eighter for me, but we like her like,
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: she's gonna come on the podcast in a few months
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: and we're gonna be like, yeah, she's she's solid, she's great.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: She looks like she could be fourteen though, I mean,
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: what a gift.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: What a gift? All right, Well, we're closing out here, Ashley.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: We've gone through all the women again. We said some
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: fun facts that are definitely what they wrote down or true.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Nothing else is really true, So please don't hold us
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: to it. If you're mad at us for being nice
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: or too mean or whatever, I'm sorry. It's you know,
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: nothing we really wanted to do. Okay, Ashley, your top
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: who do you think Joeian's up with? Let's just start
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: there because we're gonna go through their top threes later on.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: But just who do you think Joeian's up with?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go with Daisy being up there. Oh man,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: you know how I feel about this. Okay, Evelyn, So Evelyn,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Daisy and Okay, guess what, I'm gonna go with Lauren,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: one of the sisters, just to irritate you.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Bad move, Joey. Okay, I'm gonna go kelsey T. I
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: think Kelsey T has a really good shot at uh
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: and making it a long way, even though she's an actress.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: I think she could be there in the end. I
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: will also put Daisy into my to my mix, and
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: I'm between Jen and Evelyn, and so I'll just leave
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: that there between Jen and Evelyn, and I think he
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: ends up with Daisy in the end.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, sure, well, we can't choose the same people,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: you know, No, we.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Can for now until we get to know him a
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: little better. We'll do just again after week one, once
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: the season airs, and we'll have a better perspective of
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: who everybody is, because right now I'm literally reading a
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: paragraph about them some fun facts and seeing their picture
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: and saying, yeah, this is Joey's wife, which I wish
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: dating was that easy, but it's not. And there's gonna
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: have to be some other things that come out. And
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: so after week one. We'll do this again. We'll break
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: down our top threes. We'll cant you talk about our
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: favorites who we think Joey's going to end up with
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: the end. But here was our breakdown of Joey's cast.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: It's a beautiful cast. It's a compelling cast. It's a
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: cast that I believe will bring a lot of entertainment
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: to our eyes and to our ears and to our
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: our souls because the show needs it, and so I
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: think they casted really well for this, and so I'm
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: excited for it. Ashley. Yes, there's some polls going around
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: right now that says that Joey is the most attractive
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Bachelor of all time? Do you agree he.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Looks really good right now?
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: He is. He's a very really good right now. But listen,
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: I would disagree if we were going off Charity season.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: And because I'd like to stall on this question, we
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: are going to wait until after a couple episodes of
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: his season because the same haircut is doing him extremely well.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Let's see if that sticks.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Kind of like the Tyler Cameron Cameron like glow up
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: like people like Tyler during the season, but weren't like
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: infatuated and then he got off the show and started dating,
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: you know, celebrities, and everybody's like, he's so hot. I
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: have a feeling Joey is going to be similar.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, I really think the haircut just did the man
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: so much, change, so much, change the best. Alrighty, We'll
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: see you guys next time. Until then, have a very
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: merry Christmas. We love you so much and we're so
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: grateful for all of you listeners.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: All right, Ashley, you almost forgot ash and I've been
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Then we'll talk to you soon.
• 52:30
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• 52:34
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