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Madame Web (The One Where Dakota Johnson’s Mom Was in the Amazon Researching Spiders)
This week, Ade and Aaron tangle themselves in Sony’s spidery mess of a movie: Madame Web (2024). With Dakota Johnson staring blankly through most of her lines, this movie is less a superhero flick and more a PSA about why you shouldn’t let IP law write your scripts.
From jungle spider cults in Peru to clairvoyant CPR lessons in New York, the guys try to untangle the plot—or at least survive the web of confusion. They debate the villain’s impeccable hair and suspicious ADR voice, roast teenage diner dance parties, and marvel at the worst boss battle in superhero movie history.
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