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Real Housewives of NY Ep 7 & Salt Lake City Ep 6 Recap · Wicked Messy

• Hali&Alicia: Hi guys, we're back. Hello, hello, and welcome to Wicked Messy. Wicked Messy here, ready to go. We are Wicked stressed Yeah. currently I am preparing for a Halloween party tomorrow. Yes. First one at my new house, and I'm literally sick over it. And then the mascot, Mr. Whiskey, is currently breaking out of his prison cell. has done it once before and sounds like he's gonna do it again. but anyways, just yep, fun, fun stuff. Okay. So we are covering RHONY episode seven and Salt Lake episode six. Yep. so I'm just gonna kick right off. Yeah, let's do it. So let's start with Rony. Yes. Loveless Island is the name of this. Yep. So SAI is injured, which happened at the end of the last episode. HAILEY is helping her cast her knee. And yeah, and SAI goes, Are you vaping? HAILEY goes, No, I know, but then also calls her Dr. Glassman. And I'm like, Don't do that. That's like your dad's the doctor, not you. Like, you see, what the fuck? Yeah, what? That was annoying. I was like, I don't know, SAI yelling to her, saying, like, HAILEY, HAILEY!! Hey, get me some ice. shut up. Who are you? it's a freaking KNEE! I know. HAILEY had a rough episode, but we'll get to it. Yeah. I feel bad for it. okay, again with the complaints from Daisy. OH my god. A cockroach. A baby cockroach. Was that planted or something? Are there cockroaches on MOSKITO Island? Yes. ERIKA made a comment. She was like, that's literally you're on an island. That's gonna happen. They live in fucking New York City with the popcorn ceilings. Don't tell me that there's not a cockroach in there. Can't imagine THERE ISN'T. Yeah. Erin is screeching. I'm not gonna sleep in here. I'm not gonna sleep in here. ABOUT the cockroach. I'm like, Erin, you are a cockroach. It's literally insane. meanwhile we have CAROLE who's getting ready and Daisy and Erin enter. Daisy still has her bathrobe on and is yet again complaining about being hungry. Mm-hmm. CAROLE says OH yeah, yeah, yeah. She makes another statement about her GLP one wearing off. And I'm like, that's It was a different one though. It was a different one. She just said GLP one this time. She said MOUNJARO. Rem but remember before it was TIREZEPATIDE or something? And you were like, she said it wrong. Yeah. So how many are you on? I know. I don't understand. Do you think that was just a slip of tongue? Who the hell knows? Is she even on one or is that a lie too? Yeah, I I don't know. but CAROLE does say, yeah, you're probably hungry because every time they feed us, you two are arguing. Yeah. She said the sushi we had for lunch was fabulous. I can't stand HER So we have Erin who's saying this to anyone that will listen. I never said anything about Jessel's husband in three years. I don't know why SAI would say that. Well, now she's stating that Sai is trying to get back at her by texting. or bringing back up this gay rumor about Jessel's husband and it's like she is trying to like who here's the thing. But still SAI is saying, it wasn't right. I had to say you didn't care for the last three years. You just cared once you got mad at Erin. That's what I'M was saying. Obviously your thought, your thing is malicious and you're saying it on camera, which is malicious. So I don't buy SAI'S bullshit either. Exactly. As much as I don't like Erin. No, I know. so Daisy ends up giving a dinner toast, which includes like a little dig at the furniture again. She brings back up the Pier 1. Yeah. And then ERIKA'S like, this is fucking custom. Like ERIKA and ANKUR are not shopping at Pier 1 and shut your fucking mouth. Isn't Pier 1 closed? Yeah. So And ERIKA made a statement about that in our confessional last time. She was like, I loved it and was really sad when they closed. OH yeah. Okay. So I don't know what's happening. And PIER 1 is not even embarrassed. No, I just, my God. And Martha already said it was fabulous. So how about that? Exactly, exactly. And then what's up with SAI coming out because they're like going to dinner or whatever? And she's on the crutches that people use that are like they fit to your elbows. And I'm like, why is she using those? Like, what is happening? Maybe it's all they had on the island. Maybe. I don't know. It's so overblown, I feel like. And then ERIKA gets stuck in a cactus, which actually killed me. I'm like, you haven't walked at your own island? Well, and she goes, you just hear her, No, seriously, guys, I'm stuck and I need help. Right? HAILEY'S the only one that cares enough to help. I know. And that J Lo dress was really pretty and it was Versace, but she did. Say again, she rented it. Womp, womp. I know. Womp. Although something like that, it's like you're never gonna wear that again. I know. Yeah. And actually, anything that any of the housewives wear on these shows, they would never be caught WEARING AGAIN. Well, that's the thing. Yeah, I feel like if you're on a show like this, you should actually rent things because you're not gonna see be seen on TV and then wear it again. So she's actually smart. Yeah, she is smart. I'm just trying to sniff out cracks. Yeah. Because she's just too perfect to be true right now. I know. I know so I'm hoping like they're broke or something. Yep. No, I don't hope that I like them, but I'm just trying to protect myself here. so now we also have Erin who's objecting to SAI sharing that rumor about Pavit. And this is they're arguing a little bit at the fire pit still, and says it I haven't said anything in three years. SAI says that's not true. meanwhile, we also have simultaneously Jessel. Who's talking to CAROLE about Chris SAI'S makeup artist catching CAROLE up on what happened? Yeah. CAROLE says in her confessional though, which I appreciate, someone saying it, she was like, Let's be clear. Before I was ever on this show, I heard those rumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She did say all of New York knows those rumors. But think that gets cleared up a little bit later too, because it it sounds like it it was something out there three years ago, but then it also must have been repeated when the makeup artist was in the room. And that was recent. Right. So that's the the issue that is not ERIN'S not facing. Right. Aaron's just focusing on it happened three years ago. This is old. And you can't prove that it happened recently. And it's like, yeah, we can. Yeah. Exactly. That's kind of on camera. But during this confrontation that Erin has with SAI and Jessel, she says, I'm done. And I did feel like and I wrote down that SAI was kind of bullying her a little bit. I felt like she was coming in. Yeah. I I felt like she was coming in hot. She was. And then Sai said the most ridiculous statement. She said, I don't care, Write this shit down in your diary. And Erin goes, I will. I know, I know, I know. Also, what made me laugh was Erin started to walk away, and Sai said, Thanks for the talk. That was great. We've really got places. Yes. Erin flies back, starts screaming again. They're matching, by the way. They both have pink on. I know. I'm you guys look GOOD I know. And this was like a jungle theme dinner. And did you see CAROLE'S dress? is the whoa whoa. This is important. Yes. If not, then I'm just a genius. Yeah. I didn't okay. Jungle themed. Erin's dress is the same fucking dress from Mean Girls that CADY Harrington was wearing. That's her name, right? The CADY CADY Yeah. Yeah. And the and that like when she like is drunk and the pink one yeah yeah the black and pink one yeah and she was a jungle freak that was the whole idea I wonder if she did that on purpose the same dress I'll send a pic you but do you remember what CAROLE was wearing it was like striped with pink and black but it was zebra I know I was like okay you you clearly do not know how to dress at all honey bunny you gotta get up with the times here just to break things up a little bit there's a quick Clip with HAILEY saying she peed in a cup at two AM and washed it out and then saw someone else use it the next day and she was cringing. But she said, possibly someone used it. I'm like, What? How did she know that someone used that? Yeah, I don't get it. And we need to ask them, did it taste like lover boy? Yeah. Just waiting for that correct size. But that's kind of fucked up that she only did that in her confessional. And now, like you have to face all these women being like, OH my god, did I drank this cup, so she's probably got some DMs of like, Hey, did I was I the one that used that cup? why wouldn't you bring that up to the group? That will be brought up on the reunion. I hope so. okay, we have ERIKA and CAROLE who are sitting down. But what this is so frustrating. Why were we seeing flashbacks of this dinner? Why did we not actually see this dinner? It just must have not been interesting enough. But they were dancing and like I don't know. OH my god, it's so confusing to me. Yeah. It's this whole trip, did do they have new production on? Because they're doing a bad job. I know. We have forty people in forty freaking locations. Literally. They're like boom, boom, boom. I'm getting this. I can't even I usually write okay, this is next, this is next. But then they're like simultaneous. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. so ERIKA and CAROLE sit down. Yes. So they're unpacking the next morning and CAROLE says, hey, I want to talk about what had happened last night. you made me feel like a criminal. what are you talking about right now? Are you talking about when they're at the beach? I just 'cause CAROLE and ERIKA bring up, well, CAROLE brings up like THAT SHE'S digging in. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, ERIKA and CAROLE. And CAROLE'S pretty much like, Well, she has a colorful past and there's a Daddy WARBUCKS situation here. So I don't know why she's coming at me for the Epstein. Because CAROLE had to fill ERIKA IN because when this scene was happening last episode, ERIKA was hiking with ERIN okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That makes sense. And one thing I did write about this scene is that I feel like one on one, ERIKA has a lot, a lot, a lot to say and a lot of opinions. But in the group, she's a mute meek little mouse. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Doesn't say a freaking thing. And I'm like, girl, come on, this is literally your island. If you can't speak up now, you're screwed. You're forever holding your peace. Forever. Forever. That's true, HALI, That's true. I don't like it. So CAROLE says that she's read SAI'S substacks. What the hell is a substack? I don't know. I hear that all the time. I don't know. Is that like threads? I don't know. I should have looked it up. I think it is threads. And she saw something about how SAI would sit down with the guy she calls Daddy Warbucks for two thousand dollars A sit down. And she says not sure. I don't know if actually a bartender, or was she really something else? Yeah, was she a bartender or were you a stripper? Or an escort. But enough is enough with these code names, okay? Leave freaking daddy WARBUCKS That's that's a really old one. Daddy Warbucks. That's from Annie. I know. Yeah. Leave him out of it. Leave him out of it. Thought he was a hero in Annie, no? Right? Yeah. Yeah, he was. Yeah. CAROLE says, now I'm wondering if she did anything with Daddy Warbucks for money. And now she says, Am I wondering if she did anything for money with Daddy WARBUCKS? Sure. Am I wondering if she was really a bartender or if she was on the POLE? Sure. Yeah. But I won't accuse her of it. Yep. now at the beach, which first golf carts. The golf carts, yeah. AND CAROLE'S outfit is like a button-down work shirt with like boxer shorts and tube socks. And I'm like, is this woman out of her fucking mind? AND her Excuse was I don't like my feet. Honey. Tube socks here. What do you mean you don't like your feet? No one's on MOSKITO Island but you guys. What is going on? She's weird, dude. I don't know. She is WEIRD. I don't know if it's a shtick or if she's really just BAT shit crazy. I it might be the latter, yeah. I don't know. now some of the girls decide to do paddle boarding, some of them decide to go on a Boat, what's it called? The sailboat? No, it c they called it something weird. Catamaran? Some no, that's like an actual boat. No, it's like that red thing that CAROLE was on. I don't know, they called it something weird. Well, not CAROLE, I'm saying that some people were on a boat. so maybe it wasn't that. but HAILEY says that she has two yachts named Princess HAILEY. HAILEY one and Hailey. Hayley one and Hailey two and a sailboat. I can't. must be nice. Yeah. So nice. CAROLE is confronting SAI now. OKAY? Yep. because they finally get two seconds alone on the beach away from the other girls. Yeah. And this is really interesting because I think we were introduced to the Daddy Warbucks thing a little bit earlier when when ERIKA and CAROLE were talking. But how did SAI not make this connection that she's being the biggest fucking hypocrite in the world? Because it's revealed Daddy Warbucks was in a what? 10 million dollars hundred million dollar Ponzi scheme and and has gone to prison or whatever. And you're really sitting there saying to CAROLE, how did you not know GHISLAINE was in a sex traffic ring? And then even on camera, it was like she was like, No, yeah, you're you're right. I guess you can't really tell even people you know what they're doing. How does she not know that was gonna bite her in the ass? That I I really don't like SAI. me neither. Me neither. Fucking hypocrite too. Yeah. And so CAROLE even says, you know, that the way that SAI questioned her made her feel really shitty. and she even CAROLE even threw SAI like a little bit of a life jacket and was like, Hey, listen, I'm a reporter. I get it. I just want to know if you actually think that about me. Right. So SAI does acknowledge the fact that she kind of came in hot and with judgment. she says that she takes full ownership. obviously CAROLE'S maintaining she had no knowledge of Maxwell's crimes. CAROLE says she never met Jeffrey, GHISLAINE never mentioned him. Yep. And it's just like, where is the line? We're going around and around and around there. And but where is the line between accusing someone and like being curious? Because wherever that line is, SAI'S crossed it. she's crossed it by a mile like 15 times back and forth, back and forth. yeah. Hundred percent. So enter Daddy WARBUCKS so CAROLE brings up SAI'S story about that wealthy dude, Daddy WARBUCKS Yeah. SAI brings up the whole Ponzi scheme of it all, which you know, CAROLE'S like, What? So CAROLE says, isn't that funny how people can really just hide major parts of their life from their social circle? Isn't that odd? Mm-hmm. And Sai's like I guess I can see. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, I know. Yeah. It's like what the fuck? But it still didn't seem like it sunk in. I feel like that should have then prompted, I'm so sorry that I came at you like that because I literally was in a similar situation. Didn't sink in. It fucking the scene ends with her saying, So you never went to this island. I know. And CAROLE'S face is just like CAROLE said in her confessional that she thinks that SAI has a sensitivity chip missing. I MISSED that. She does. She does. all right, so back to the other girls. Daisy gives ERIKA a compliment on her body, saying that ERIKA now we're at lunch on the beach. Yes. Yes. And well, Daisy first is like, this is beautiful, this is beautiful. And ERIKA in her confessional is like, we should have just pitched her a tent down here. She's so funny. I know I like her. I like her. and I I hate Daisy. Me too. She's done now for me. Daisy. is complaining about her body though at this lunch and gives ERIKA a compliment on her body, sort of. But it was in response to ERIKA saying, like, this is my thing. I love planning trips. And Daisy's response is because of your body. Huh? She's so jealous. She's so fucking jealous. She's so jealous. And I think she was drinking a little bit. And but let's not be confused. I mean, ERIKA does seem quite petite. I imagine if she never worked out, she'd probably be skinny. I don't think she's short. Petite. I think she's tall. okay. Well I think she's short. She's tall, thin, and muscular. Okay. She works her ass off. That's all she does for a living. Okay. Well what I'm saying is even if she didn't, I imagine she'd still have like a nice body. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. But her body I don't know SHE EATS TACO BELL a lot. She might not. But her body is It's not just skinny, that is a healthy, yeah, well muscled out. Yeah. Meaning, she, whether or not she would be skinny, this is beyond skinny, she is fit as hell. She works so hard for that body. That let's say that is true that she does want vacations because she has a nice body, said no one ever. But let's say that's true. Okay, well, it's still well earned. You don't get that body overnight. Exactly. She's literally running. classes. She's literally killing herself to look like that. They couldn't even keep up when they went to the class. So she didn't Daisy shut the fuck down. Daisy, sit the stop stepping on the the beers because the there you go. There's the belly pouch. And how about you put some makeup on? Aren't you supposed to be promoting yourself? OH, that killed me this entire season so far. It's like a naked mole RAT. Which by the way, you would never catch me wearing a dropping makeup on any tropical vacation but I'm also not on reality TV and I'm also that's not my like Bread and butter. Exactly. So, anywho, okay. CAROLE'S salting her food way too much. It makes me sick. Yeah, that was weird. And I think it was like a watermelon salad too. And I'm like, Why are you putting so much salt on that? That's weird. I know. Like honeydew melon. Have you ever had one before? What? A watermelon salad. No, I don't like watermelon. I gotta go. Never been my thing. I can't do it. It's a gross it's gross. I don't know. my I don't even like watermelon flavored anything either. Yeah. Whoa. Okay. I know. Back to it. so HAILEY is yawning and Daisy goes, no, I because Daisy was like I'm so spoiled by Martha. I'm so sorry, guys. She's like my fairy godmother. Blah blah blah. And then HAILEY yawns, and Daisy's like, HAILEY, I'm so sorry. My Martha story is putting you to sleep. and HAILEY, where does your hard money come from? Hard work and manifestation. I can't. The girls did not like that. They didn't. I wouldn't have either. No, me neither. And we're like, what the fuck? Yeah, like HAILEY. But from her, it's like, what do we expect? I know, I know. So HAILEY'S finances become the new big topic of the group. And SAI is really pressing for an actual job description. She is. HAILEY combats that by saying discussing money feels tacky, and that will pretty much determine your value, which CAROLE observes and clocks pretty quickly. That sounds like an old money thing. only people that come for money would never say something like that. But then she follows up with, and I just I really just enjoy sunrises and sunsets. Like not money. And then I think during this point, there's a confessional of Daisy saying, Why is she diverting all these questions about her money and how she makes it when the girl can't stop telling me about how many that she's fucking two women in a day? And sticking a dildo up this woman's ass. And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, why is she exposing all this? again, these women are going to WATCH this back. You can't, you're not hiding in that confessional. You might temporarily be, but what are you doing, Daisy? And leave her alone. Talk about queefing out of her mouth. That's Daisy. Seriously, she is the yeah, that's true HALI! Ultimate queefer. so HAILEY also mentions that she's a well known. Publicist? Yeah, that was weird, but then wouldn't give the amount of clients she has because of privacy. And Erin was like, I'm not asking for names, I'm asking for a number. Five, six, ten, twenty, fifty. And she would not give a number. But they also said, How do you do that if you're literally at the plastic surgeon every single day getting laser this, laser that, this procedure? when do you have time to be a publicist? You're not a publicist anymore. Okay. You married for money, you traded that in, it's fine. Don't add like it's okay to say on these shows, I'm spending my husband's money. But I also have my other things going on, but that's just for funsies. Because these shows is you're going to take off. If you ever had any chance of leaving your husband, it's gonna be within the next five years. Because you are about to make your own money and you're not going to have to rely on him, HAILEY. Yeah. I don't know if that's hit HAILEY yet, that you are not leaving the show. This show is nothing without you. So you're staying for as far as I can think of on New York. YOU'RE GOING TO BE MAKING AT LEAST DOUBLE NEXT YEAR Because they're not gonna want like No, she'll come out with some sort of thing that she puts her name on and then she makes a ton of money and that's how they do it. And then they invest. WEED, WEED! Yeah, probably. That's what she should be doing, actually. Absolutely. And then she does quickly shut down when someone asks, Is do your parents pay for you? And she's like, No, absolutely not. I do not have a trust fund. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she, yeah, HAILEY'S really doing whatever she can to dodge these questions, and it's not great. She's saying Gucci isn't expensive. Apartments in New York City aren't expensive, Audis aren't expensive. So she says my watch is more expensive than my Audi. So Reuben owns a store in Martha's Vineyard and sells watches. Interesting. Very old watches. Which can you can make disgusting amounts of money doing? OH yeah. So I Rulex, Pant, whatever the other one. And these guys are smart. I'm sure he probably knew, hey, I'm sure he invests in other stuff. yeah. You you make sure that money continues to grow. But so much money that you own two yachts. Yeah. That's a lot of money. Yeah, yeah. So I hope Mr. REUBEN not doing anything sketchy. Well because I'm sure I visited his beautiful store in Martha's Vineyard. I feel like he probably is. I feel like everyone who has a lot of money is always somewhat dabbling in something sketchy. Yes. You know? You gotta step on the little people to get where you need to go. But this then rolls into CAROLE'S family watch story of the tank Rolex, which is wild. Cause then she leads into this long ass annoying story, which Daisy was annoying me because she's like, Can you just tell the story? Just tell the story. And I kept going back and I didn't like the way the production did that. I was like, I'm getting a migraine, this is too much. But essentially that the three women who had this watch were widowed by the age of 30. And then Kim Kardashian bought it from CAROLE. Unknowingly. But then wanted to give it back. Because she heard about the curse. Yeah. But she also was with Kanye at that point. And they're they're they ended up getting divorced. Well, right, but I think she tried to give it back because she was like, I don't Kanye to die. I know. Yeah. But then it still ended up poorly. So because the curse still I know. I thought that was super interesting. I did too. I did too. But again, CAROLE needs to just spit it out. But she's writing a book about THIS I Mean, I don't know, maybe that will be a good book. I know. I know. I know. I I don't actually I'm done with CAROLE. I'm done with CAROLE. Stop talking about the Kennedys. Seriously. Especially we saw online that allegedly the Kennedys are angry with how much she's mentioning it. Yep. I step back. Do not know if that's true, but it would not surprise me if it is. Yeah. Because I wouldn't like the way. Like and I just I don't know. Right. It's not your family. Like you married into the family. But it's not it's not like if it was your blood family, yeah. Okay. And who knows? Maybe she is a thousand times closer to the rest of the family still, and we just don't know. But I feel like we would know if she's regularly seeing any connection to I know I really gotta look into these stories about them because there's quotes saying that they want distance and they don't appreciate how much she's bringing them up on REALITY TV. It is a lot. It is a lot. But she is not always the one bringing them up, but she knew that this would happen. She's not dumb. She's done this. And she can shut it down. Exactly. okay, so the dinner. So the woman, besides CAROLE, put on gowns for the last dinner. Yeah. Daisy Wait, wait, wait, back up. There is a scene of SAI and Daisy talking and chit-chatting, and it seems like they were like new besties, but they were specifically, and this was very brief, they were specifically discussing HAILEY'S mysterious life and how she was dodging those questions about her work, but then also seemed to bring up that they don't believe that she's actually married to REUBEN And that they've never seen proof or pictures or anything of their wedding. Despite asking for it, of which HAILEY said, I don't have wedding pictures. Why would she? I'm sure they went to the courthouse. If she was settling for someone safe, she probably didn't have a wedding. It was right after JON and Kate bullshit. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. But if that's the truth, wouldn't you just say that? But you could look it up. The court systems, you can find everything. Right. So it's like wait, no, you can't find the marriage. I'm sorry. No, only divorce, only divorce. Sorry. Really? The town hall, but you'd have to be the person requesting it. yeah, I don't know. Yeah. okay, so dinner. Everyone puts on gowns besides CAROLE. Daisy has to do one more punch in the gut and says, Hey, it looks like this is a leftover food from lunch. Finally, ERIKA speaks up and says, You can take yourself right off this island and wait, as a matter of fact, you can go down the street to McDonald's and because they don't serve leftovers there. Stupid bitch, Daisy, shut the fuck up. And ERIKA in her confessional says Martha would have been nicer on this island than Daisy is. And she's right. Hundred percent. Well maybe I don't know. We saw a sight of Martha. so ERIKA burps and says I love you, and SAI says that's gross. That's her talent? That was gross. And Erin says she can queef on demand. Yeah. So theory Was this a scene that actually came out before SAI made the statement that ERIN you're queefing everyone's business everywhere and then SAI played off that by saying that? I don't know. You know what I mean? I feel like they fucked up with that. Yeah. I noticed that too and I thought that was like I'm like, what are the odds that she's a queefer on demand and SAI is saying she QUEEFS. They wanna drop the ball with the editing there. You're right. Yeah. okay, so pretty much Daisy ends with the toast saying, Listen, ERIKA, I gave you a hard time, but this has been truly a beautiful experience. Totally backpedals. And actually, this is at this dinner is when they she made that statement about everything was beautiful minus the Pier 1 furniture. Yeah. And then she backpedals with her toast. This is beautiful time. Shut the fuck up. She is a jerk. She's an asshole. and that's pretty much all I had. Well, then we have Sai and Erin at the fire rehashing things again. And it I I wrote down that Erin kind of did own up to, okay, I shouldn't have said anything about your divorce at all to anyone, but I definitely didn't say it to whoever you think it was, blah, blah, blah. And then I liked how SAI called her out and said, I think you get drunk and you talk a lot. OH, how could I forget this? Yeah. And Erin kind of took it pretty well. but also Erin then I we lost her in this moment because then she goes, You just caused such a big issue between me and Jessel. AKA I'm not gonna take any accountability for the fact that I, even if it was fucking three years ago, spoke about this woman's husband and saying saying he's gay and cheating at a gym with a man. WHAT THE fuck, Erin? How can you not take accountability ever? Don't say this is a problem between you and Jessel because of SAI. Yes, SAI was the messenger here, but you did the crime. And Erin, guess what? You're not doing a good job as a housewife. This is how it goes. This is what Erin should do. If I was Erin, I would have done this. You're trapped. You own up to that. Okay. Right. You say in a group setting, Jessel, unfortunately, the words were said by SAI on camera, so I know it's going to be shown. So I'm going to tell you now I said he was gay three years ago. Right. And I apologize. Only once it is truly accepted, then, and everyone's fine, then on this same dinner, you turn it on SAI and say, Right. Well, Sai, honey, you were you were giggling when I said it. felt mean. Right. Why did you say that Sai? Totally different than anything she's doing here. And that would have made sense. I know. I can't stand her. But the preview for next week is exciting because Abe is very serious. There's a scene with him talking about their finances and their business going under if they don't get a hundred thousand dollars. Of their own money. I can't see it. CAN'T Wait to see it. I know. And Abe. Mid season trailer with Lindsay Hubbard. I don't feel good about that. Yeah. Listen, Lindsay makes great money, but I'm gonna need I can't we can't have another Gina from OC, okay? I need people with like money, money, money. Yeah. Not reality TV money. Right. Well, I think Lindsay has definitely upgraded from that at this point. I mean, she's been with T Mobile, she's been with this, that, she's at all events. That it's not the housewife. I'm looking for that someone on summer house. I know. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah. Okay. Okie dokie. Now we have Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, episode six. So what's this called? Boss Up or Shut Up. That's a stupid one. So we start with Mary visiting Angie at Angie's house to just get the four one one on the trip that they just had. Yeah. Mary doesn't care. Mary is looking around like I don't care about any of this. No, and she's like, Stop with the plates and the dishes and you get the price tag on the dish, it's four ninety nine, which I was like, Whoa, that is cheap. Uh-huh. What the hell? I wouldn't keep that on there. I know. And she she said a comment, I might have written it down, but she Mary says something along the lines of it makes me nervous when Angie is doing this much. I don't care. And she's wasting my time and her time. Yeah. Which I Mary was being bitchy at this. It's like she made you a beautiful spread. She's really trying. Yeah, she put wine in a teapot. come on. It was cute. I know. Angie's poodle has died and I like it. my god, I thought you meant dead. I was like, OH my god. No, ALIVE AND WELL! she does that a lot with that poodle, right? She's a hairdresser, so I'm sure she figured it out herself. I think poodles have real hair too, don't they? I don't know about that. Like human hair? That's for humans. It's not fur. really? Like hypoallegenic. all right, so then we go to BRITANI'S daughter's birthday party. 21 years old, being held at some restaurant. And then Whitney obviously needs to make it about her and her confessional. And there's flashback to when she was 21 and yikes, she looked terrible in that flashback picture. I was like, who is that girl? I'm so happy you said it, dude. Okay, I just want to say that it was a bad PIC, but also I could tell that it wasn't just because it was a bad PIC. But doesn't she choose the picture they show? don't they say like, hey, could we get a picture of you when you're twenty one to flash on the screen? And did she actually pick that picture? But I but what I'm saying is I think she might have actually looked like that. like I don't think it was a bad just a bad picture. Like I think she has just I can't put plastic surgery. But she also looked old in it. I know. She had wrinkles stuff. Bad but she don't really get that at twenty one. But she's also saying that was my Mormon marriage and I was miserable and I couldn't drink even on my twenty-first birthday. And then fast forward to I'm divorced and it's I'm twenty twenty-two birthday and me and Justin were hammered. And probably that's how we conceived Bobby. Mm-hmm. And I'm like, Eek. I can't that. Don't make those statements. Your children are going to come across these episodes. That's what I always think of in the back of my head. I'm like, you word vomit too much. Cause you kids gonna hear that and be like, that's disgusting. I know. It is it is gross. It is. Yeah. And also it's like, okay, well, poor Justin, dude. I know. So you're saying that he literally like gave you an opportunity to like have fun and not be controlled, and this is what you do to him. Yeah, you're still not happy. And you're making it seem like he's a loser booze bag. Literally. Leave him alone. Yeah, I know. I don't know why I'm defending Justin so much. I like JUSTIN. I HAVE A crush on him now. I think so too. As of recent. so anyways, this at this table after they're talking about the drinking and whatever, BRONWYN reveals that she met Brandon's parents in Florida and Todd saw the credit card statement. Well, yeah, well it starts by BRITANI'S again grilling her about the house. you sold the house, how much what did you sell it for? And Bronwyn's like, a little bit more than we thought. she's not gonna give you the number. And then she again says, did you sign for that? Well, honey, it's in a trust, so yeah, we both signed, blah, blah, blah. Then it comes up about, Yeah, yeah. This I had a little problem with because Bronwyn's like, I just found out Todd can see my credit card statements. I'm like, Huh? What do you mean you just found out? You mean he can see his credit cards? Exact and you mean your entire marriage you haven't been using those credit cards and he's never asked you a question about them? Highly doubt that. What the fuck? Highly doubt that. And also I just want to say that Heather does she hate BRONWYN? because she was talking so much warranted shit, like saying, Okay, well, obviously it's messed up that you're gonna go meet your boyfriend's parents on your husband's dime. But I'm thinking about last week when she was egging Bronwyn on to stand up for herself against the glam kittens. And now I'm realizing, she just wants Bronwyn to get eviscerated. Yeah. She she put her as tribute. So it's funny you say that because Bronwyn, when she made the comment about Muzzy acknowledging that she's had sex, Bronwyn says the thing about, well, Muzzy, now we're acknowledging that my vagina works. And if you see at the corner of the screen, Heather and Whitney is sitting across from her. Heather and Whitney make eye contact as if this girl is so fucking annoying. OH really? I picked up on that and I was like, they don't like her at all. I LOVE THAT! She's insufferable HALI. She really is. I can't stand her. I j I actually liked her last year or her season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I I was like, she's fun, she's kind of kooky. Like, yeah, no. all right. So that's all I have for that scene. I am just gonna go right to The boss lady brunch. The only thing I'll say about the this birthday scene is that Whitney again is talking shit about QUAI behind her back. She she brings up another thing about QUAI, and you know, she said this, I said this, this is bullshit. And I'm like, girl, can you just put it to bed? But, anyways, yes, cue the bross bross. The boss brunch. Mary's boss brunch. Yes. Lady's brunch. Okay. But now we can say it. QUAI... Why are you wearing THAT? So Mary sa so when I saw it, I was almost like, she looks like she's going to a chalet or whatever. but then Mary did nail it. She said, QUAI looks like she's a flight attendant. I'm looking around, are we at the GATE? ARE WE at the gate? Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, that is actually exactly what she looks like. But also, why the fuck would Angie wear a tie? They showed all the flashbacks of Angie a Mary texting and calling everyone, literally saying, No tie, no tie, no tie, no tie. So you wear a tie? I know. And I thought you guys were besties. Why the fuck did you do that? She I don't know. Maybe she was a little sour that Mary was mean to her at her lunch. Maybe. I don't know. Why no ties? I don't know. Because it's a boy thing and it's a lady brunch. Well, grow up. I know. now QUAI does say in her confessional that she wants to be respectful at Mary's event because she's never met her before. Yeah. So she's gonna steer clear of Whitney because she's a shit starter. Yes. BRITANI says she doesn't know why Mary doesn't like her. Because she sent her flowers multiple times and DMs and everything and texts and whatnot. And this came up on Watch What Happens Live recently that she still doesn't know why Mary doesn't like her. And Andy made a very odd facial expression as if he knows something that she doesn't know, which I'm like, how unless they talk behind the scenes, obviously they probably do, but I'm like, What? This is weird. Why does she not like her? Well, I wrote down why doesn't she like her? Me too. And then I saw that clip of Andy and BRITANI talking, and Britney's like dumbfounded, and Andy's making this weird face, he knows something. It's weird. And the thing is too, because Mary is such a like strong mother type figure, it is very possible that she is just forever icked out that BRITANI chose a man over her kids because it's obviously nothing Mary would ever sign off on. It's the only thing I can think of. Absolutely. So, anyways, Mary is pretty much gathering everyone here so they can resolve their differences. And it's her first outing in public. Yes. And Robert Senior sends flower arrangements for every single girl and designed them based off of their personalities. If that's true, that's incredibly thoughtful. But does he know these girls? How could you like based on their personalities on the show? And also, won't some be offended? Cause I saw someone that were super short and nothingness, and then others were like popping with color, and I was like, yikes, that's like a setup. I know what did BRITANI'S look like. I don't know. But apparently she stole more than one. yeah, I know. So we have the the glam kittens at the table, and Meredith actually apologizes to Bronwyn when the whole situation is Brought up of their little singing situation. Yes. and Bronwyn like, Well, I can only speak for myself. Yeah, but before that, Meredith tries to explain the whole situation of why they did this and that she had a DJ set and blah blah blah. And Bronwyn is cutting in, and Meredith makes a dagger of a statement and says, Can you seal your mouth like your lawsuits? I I didn't hear that. Yeah. And Bronwyn goes, okay, Meredith. I see. And then they did a flashback to when she said she had a lawsuit and they got it sealed and she can't talk about it when they were on that yacht last season. yes, yeah. On the below deck bo boat yacht. Wait, so she's so then and then she apologized after? Yeah. Because it seemed as Yeah, somehow it it got around and around, and then she was like, I apologize if that hurt your feelings. And I can only speak for myself. But also I just want to say that, OH my god, what was I gonna say? It's gone. But Lisa doubles down and says well, wait, well, sorry, I remember. Bronwyn's response to Meredith's apology was thank you for apologizing. I will not bring this up again. Yes. And to which Meredith says, I truly appreciate that. Yep. And I thought and all the girls are looking at each other like I know Mary's like, good. Good. Whitney's like, I've been waiting for an apology for seven years from this lady. God, I know. And actually to back up just a tad, Whitney always plays the victim. And in the beginning of this, she literally will not say anything about her divorce. And everyone's like, Lisa Barlow goes, You keep saying I'm going through a lot. I'm going through a lot. What are you going through? And she's like, I I don't feel comfortable talking about that. And then Lisa in her confessional is like, I don't believe a damn thing Whitney says. And I'm like, OH my god, this will be never getting a divorce. I know that's the thing. It's like, okay, there's a time and a place, and you can't assume. And Lisa refusing to apologize. You can tell that the other girls are confused. They're like, Meredith's the biggest bitch in the group, and even she apologized. Well, Lisa says, I'll write a check, but I won't give an apology. That's expensive for me. Yeah. Does Lisa really have all the money that Lisa's making it seem like she does? Lisa's acting like she's Lisa VANDERPUMP. Do you so then Lisa then triple doubles down and says, Bronwyn, you're such a baddie. Can I get a cigarette? Can I get a cigarette? I actually was loving that. I was like, OH my god, Lisa, you're so But she Lisa is actually clocking. Like she's okay, I know you, Bronwyn. You're not this fun. Cool girl. Like you're trying so hard. I think that Bronwyn is smart and saw the audience's reaction last two years ago when Dorit smoked a cigarette on Rodeo Drive. Yeah. And she became iconic. Yep. And I think Bronwyn just took a page out of Dorit's book. Except anything to say relevant. Except Dorit is actually cool and Bronwyn's not. Exactly. Bronwyn like wants to be Dorit, actually. Think about it. Like the outfits everything. That's true. Except Dorit DOES IT BETTER. Yeah, Dorite's way better. Way better. Okay. Designer, not like vintage warehouse. So Meredith's like, all right, well, we have other things we need to address in the group. That sounds like Jimmy Neutron's teacher. my god. It does. What's her name? Mrs. Something. It's a bird. She's a bird. I can't believe I forget. I I can't think of it. That is, that is what it sounds like. And I don't so pretty much QUAI is forced to admit that she did talk shit about Meredith. Yeah, and QUAI kind of came for Whitney again and said, I've already owned up to this stuff with Meredith. We had a talk on the bench. Yeah, I've owned up to mine, but you made this comment that we are trying to get her out. You never said I. And then Meredith pipes up and she's like Whitney, everything you say is malignant and pathetic. I'm like, my god, with a malignant like can we said it like five times. It's ridiculous. but then Angie pipes in and she's like, You're recorded. I have cameras all over my house. So you better tell the truth. I don't understand. I'm like, No, you don't. But then later in this episode, sh QUAI comes to To Whitney's and she's like, The only cameras are my ring camera and the outdoor cameras. There's none in my house. So Whitney's at this lunch saying, I didn't fucking record you. Angie's being messy. Again. The toothbrush thing. Now she's saying that Whitney said she recorded her. I'm like, Angie, you're really trying to divert from your own marriage crumbling. She is doing anything to do. Anything possible to get away from that. And I'm like, why are they when she was showing her the cameras, QUAI the cameras? Yeah. Whitney at her house, it was like a weird thing that I'm like, are they actually fighting? I know. Because that was weird. I know. I know. I think they are. I think QUAI because okay, so it's so pretty much the whole point of this is that QUAI was brought onto the group and that Whitney allegedly said, You are going to be Meredith's replacement. Right. So Or we want you to replace Meredith. And now we have QUAI and Meredith, who are unlikely friends. Yep. We see on the park bench where QUAI admits, Hey, I was talking about you and I got nervous. I really like you and I'm sorry about it. Or Meredith's like, Well, as long as you're sorry, and I know it's not malignant. And so then now we're back at the table with the lunch with all the ladies. And Meredith says that she's like, She already ApologizeD, Whitney, so you can put that rabbit back in your hat. And then there's Lisa's confessional singling out who's a part of this gang of people who wants Meredith replaced. And she's You got a gang of 50-year-olds to come after me. Whitney, Heather, and Whitney. That's it. That's the gang. Yeah. That's the dangerous gang. I can't. And Mary's fucking pissed. She's like. This is the first outing I've had, and I didn't want you guys to censor yourselves, but I am disappointed in you. And Heather's face is like, and I'm like, Mary, shut the fuck up. I'm sorry, I feel bad for Mary. You've gone through a lot, but I've never liked Mary, and I especially don't like her now. Because you're being a fucking bitch. This is a reality TV show. You're being delusional. You created this lunch and you thought everyone was gonna get along, you stupid ass. dug you did that yourself. Yeah. obviously no one's gonna get along. especially like on your they already came together and played nice twice on your account. Like it's we're making a show here. Exactly. Exactly. but yeah, so then like the QUAI and Whitney thing, QUAI comes to Whitney's house, QUAI greets Whitney when she opens the door, is hi beautiful. So you're right. I don't understand. Are we in a TIFF? Are we not in a TIFF? But then they ultimately say like Okay, we're on each other's side, we're not gonna do this ever again. And I'm like, okay. And there's no like we, by the way. I just want to say that QUAI started her very first scene on the show, backed up Whitney and said, You're BARKING up the wrong trade. And followed by the next scene where Whitney threw QUAI under the bus. So it's like, no, Whitney, can you and Whitney even says in her confessional, like, I want to remind QUAI that we are friends. She's safe here. And it's like, well. How how true is that? Because I want to believe that Whitney, outside of all this, is actually a good friend, a good person. I know. I'm on the edge of truly thinking that and truly not. And that I'm split. I really don't know. I really because if you could change that quickly for a camera, you're not really that good of a person. So that's I want to know. How how much of this is scripted and what isn't, because it matters. It matters. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know if QUAI'S that good of an actress. She seemed hurt. Yeah, I know. You know what I mean? I know, I know, I know. So we'll see what happens. With this. Right, but then we have the last scene. It's Mary, Angie, Heather, and Lisa out to eat. Mary hates BRITANI. Again, does not say why, but then proceeds to talk about how BRITANI took her flowers from the boss lunch and flowers somewhere else, and then proceeded to send Mary a picture IN a text of the flowers she took from the brunch. with one of the people that she visits in the nursing home because she's a visiting angel. And I don't know if BRITANI did it on purpose to be like, I you hate me, so I'm just gonna h rub it in more or show you that that's why I stole them. I don't know. BRITANI'S tapped out. But then weird, weird, weird. Angie and Mary, super close. That that's the whole theme of this whole season. It starts off with Mary called Angie and they were in touch because of Robert Jr.'s passing. And then at this lunch, Mary literally singles Angie out and goes, How how are you and Sean? How's your marriage? And Angie's deflecting and being like, We're very busy, things are okay. And Mary's like, No, no, no, tell us. we need to know right now, how is your marriage? How are you and Sean today? Please just tell us today. And almost like bullying her. Wait, wait, how does she know? I'm sure Angie has told her. But maybe not though. That's actually true. That's that's what I was thinking. Because Angie said why Angie said in the beginning of this episode, I am not when during the when she had Mary come over. yeah, when she went over to Mary. I am not telling Mary about my stuff because she's going through more and I just want to be able to take care of her because I know she'll automatically take care of me. Maybe Heather told Mary, SOMEONE TOLD HER! MARY'S not alluding to that or saying that she's smart. But she's like, I know something, because she was pushing, pushing, pushing for this girl to answer. And then yeah, I just wrote, shut the fuck up. Cause I didn't really think that was okay. I'm like, all those women at that table. But then the last thing they end up chatting about is that they believe Bronwyn and Brandon or Brandon coming into the show and being in a relationship with Bronwyn was a PR stunt. It could be. I know. I mean, yeah, this guy doesn't like her. She WHY would he have her meet parents though? Well, let's be clear. There's two things that could have happened. And I think I know which one it is. Number one is he said, I want you to meet my parents. Yeah. Doubtful. Yeah. Option two is she's a crazy bitch and said, honey, you're from Florida. I'd love to meet your parents. And well, if you want to come on this trip, I have a feeling that that was it was kind of forced. Totally pressured. And he was probably like, I mean, whatever. But the problem is we don't actually know why they broke up. She won't speak about it. She is tight lipped on it. Andy tried to ask her. Yeah. She won't say. They we don't even know actually when the split happened. It's crazy. I don't know. It's I don't know. It's very, very unclear. But the truth comes out, it will always come out. Brandon's probably putting his head down. He's like, listen. So I checked his Instagram and he still has their pictures up. So I don't think it was ended on bad blood. If this man wants clout and he never liked her, why would he ever delete them? I'm not saying that I'm saying if it was a bad breakup and he was like she did something like shitty or like treated him like shit. But but that would require him to care about her. If you're using someone for their money and for clout. Yeah. But how much fucking clout does BRONWYN have? A lot. I mean, his top post is him in Chloe Kardashian's fragrance. I don't think he needs that much fucking clout. He's already got that. The real housewives is huge for anyone. He's on Kardashians. Keeping UP WITH the Kardashians. That was a whole scene in their show. That's one scene, HALI You don't think that who wouldn't want to do this if you're trying to get some no, I'm sorry. None of that on his Instagram that I saw, it was the Super Bowl post that they did with a picture together, and then it was some other like maybe Met Gala night or something. No, none of that. No, no, no, no, none of that. Okay. None of that. Okay. All right, guys. Well, we are just gonna leave a quick comment here about the golden life. Yes. Okay, so we want to be able to effectively cover it. HALI does not have YouTube TV or anything. There are ways around it, but I think we're gonna just do ourselves a mental favor. And those who also don't have a way to watch it until it's on Hulu. Yes, November third. November third. We will cover it. We do not know how. It will probably not be in one of these episodes because we do not have time for three episodes. No, because here and there we'll do a quick bonus episode where we can. And we don't know, are is Hulu gonna drop it all at once? One I have feeling. Maybe I don't know. Maybe they'll catch up. They do different things at different ways. Yes. Yeah. so we'll see, but that is coming up, so stay tuned for that. Stay tuned and wish us luck because we're about to lose our MINDS! OH my god, and have a happy Wednesday. Bye bye.