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OUTRO: Working The Pipes · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Sorry, was that That's why we're fucking here keys for
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  Speaker 1: all you men.
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  Speaker 2: Bastards loving the Big Show podcast get up even Closer
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for
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  Speaker 2: TO seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been asking around because we when we arrived
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  Speaker 1: in today, get everyone, by the way, welcome to the
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  Speaker 1: podcast out tra um jeez.
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  Speaker 2: It was smooth, thanks man formal.
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  Speaker 1: They were light five or six young people and in
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  Speaker 1: the office today and I've asked now four different people
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  Speaker 1: why they're here. You haven't No one's given me a
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  Speaker 1: satisfactory answer.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you haven't actually asked anybody. You've gone around and
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  Speaker 3: gone You've stumped around like a angry old fuck saying
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  Speaker 3: who the fuck are all these old people? Nobody to
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  Speaker 3: absolutely nobody in particular, which is why nobody is engaged
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  Speaker 3: with you.
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  Speaker 1: When I asked Parks, he didn't give me an answer.
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  Speaker 1: I asked Dylan Big Dili, he didn't give me an answer.
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  Speaker 3: All these young people. You didn't say who are all these.
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  Speaker 1: Because if there's one thing I can't abide, it's fucking
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  Speaker 1: young people.
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  Speaker 4: You like fucking old people. Yeah a j So then
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  Speaker 4: on on the Pody I would never say that on
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  Speaker 4: the party. Now we've got Alex and the beast. You
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  Speaker 4: know he's on work experience today, might be an interne
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 1: Work experience, man, that's a very concident. Yeah, did they
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  Speaker 1: did Pugs ask me?
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  Speaker 2: Didn't ask me?
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  Speaker 1: No, didn't ask me.
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  Speaker 3: It was nothing against you, Alex. Yeah, I know it's
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  Speaker 3: against Pugs and Keesy who obviously knew about it.
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  Speaker 1: Smokie. You know what it is when scenarios of oh,
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  Speaker 1: I want to be liked by the young people, so
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like cool hip dude that helps him all out.
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  Speaker 1: McDonald and comes and McDonalds and tries to me or
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  Speaker 1: hip with the young fellas.
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  Speaker 2: And then this is very specific.
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  Speaker 1: And they do show up old hoy j and Magi
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  Speaker 1: is these old grumpy fucks.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, we don't do on you, all right,
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  Speaker 4: that's great. And secondly, yes, I want the young people
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  Speaker 4: to like me. Jason's that's so much of a crime. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: all right, So I took the time to ask Alex's name,
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  Speaker 4: ask what he was here for, all right, which you obviously.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't do well. He was annoying me. Good day, though, Jasaw,
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  Speaker 2: you had her of a mood again.
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  Speaker 1: Um, yeah, good day and then an annoying day, and
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  Speaker 1: then a good day and an annoying day, just a
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  Speaker 1: standard days of the day. But you haven't seen me
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  Speaker 1: in the good parts of the day, so you know.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't really mind young people.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, CAZy, you came in here scoffing down some mcdee's brother.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? Fucking ram in your face like grimace
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  Speaker 2: you were? I was not just eating it like a
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  Speaker 2: standard person eating a McDonald's burger burgers. Oh in that case,
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  Speaker 2: yes I was.
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  Speaker 4: We filmed Game of Two Halves and so every Tuesday
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  Speaker 4: I drive home, I drive to work while trying to
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  Speaker 4: eat a burger right, And today I was like, you
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  Speaker 4: know what, I'm just gonna eat this one at work
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  Speaker 4: because it's got letters and it falls out.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, so I ate the quarter pound, but it was
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  Speaker 2: it didn't look like a chicken. Looks smaller than that. No,
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  Speaker 2: that's how small they are really. Yeah, wow, I feel
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  Speaker 2: like they are getting smaller, very small. I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was a katy one or something. It was a full
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  Speaker 2: blown adult one. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: But you have noticed about Keyses, he's got massively disportionate hands.
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  Speaker 2: The massive, huge hands thank you. Take that one.
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  Speaker 1: I've got big feet. Keezy's got huge hands.
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  Speaker 4: I do reasonably big hands. Apparently I've got weirdly long arms.
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  Speaker 4: Do you genuinely like apparently I've got a bit of
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  Speaker 4: a like a weird gorilla.
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  Speaker 3: You look like there's something wrong with you when you're walking, Mike, Mike,
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  Speaker 3: that's not true.
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  Speaker 2: That's not true. That's who I am, regardless, and we
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  Speaker 2: accept you for the whole Archy Big Show week days
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  Speaker 2: from four on Radio Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast. How
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  Speaker 2: good is the weather? It's okay?
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  Speaker 1: It got a bit cool at times today.
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  Speaker 4: This afternoon, I was eating free McDonald's, driving him a
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  Speaker 4: trucky window down, listening to Tom Petty, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: life is so good because it's such a beautiful day,
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  Speaker 4: and aword.
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  Speaker 2: That is lovely.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it is great that it's spring. And I
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  Speaker 1: did my lawns again over the weekend and two weekends
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  Speaker 1: in her own Now she's finally drying out forels. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: took my weed eater into.
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  Speaker 2: The lady to fix it up. He was enough dude.
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  Speaker 1: He was a classic dude, because I can't do my
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  Speaker 1: lawns properly without my weedi and it's just not working anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And I took it in and it was this young
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  Speaker 1: dude who just sort of loped out of the office
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  Speaker 1: the end. There's ship everywhere and a long sort of
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  Speaker 1: knotted hair and looked a bit of a shambles, to
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  Speaker 1: be honest, he.
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  Speaker 3: Had disproportionately long arms. Yeah, he hands on.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, oh, listen, mate, my weed it is.
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  Speaker 1: She's pretty fucked. It takes me ages say that.
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  Speaker 3: It's a risky thing for you to say, well when
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  Speaker 3: you know that it could very well be such a
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  Speaker 3: simple fix.
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  Speaker 1: And probably was no, because I know that there's something
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  Speaker 1: wrong with that. And whenever I do start it up,
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  Speaker 1: it lasts about two minutes and then it dies and
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  Speaker 1: then yes, and then it won't and then it won't
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  Speaker 1: start up again. And anyway, I took it in and
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  Speaker 1: he said, ah, Rayobi sh no, it's not plastic, it's metal.
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  Speaker 1: And he went a yeah, no, they're exclusive to Bunnings,
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  Speaker 1: so they're fucking bastard for parts, right, And he said,
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  Speaker 1: by the sounds of it, it sounds like your carburetor.
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  Speaker 2: All the ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And he said it's going to cost you more
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  Speaker 1: than you paid for it to fix it.
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  Speaker 2: Up so and a like replace the car. But he
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  Speaker 2: said that they just don't have the parts.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have the parts exactly because it's all through
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  Speaker 1: Bunnings and ship like that, and they can't get them.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a pain in the ass. So we're not great,
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  Speaker 1: thanks man. So I've got to buy a new one.
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  Speaker 1: And he also said to me the classic sort of yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with these ones here, once they go, they're pretty facked.
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  Speaker 2: That's modern modern consumer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: They just about that the other day.
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  Speaker 3: And how back in the day used to get a
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  Speaker 3: TV repair man to come over my granddads.
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  Speaker 4: That's how he put all the kids through school. And
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  Speaker 4: people shouldn't it. Yeah, he used to fix toasters, fridge
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  Speaker 4: and he had old bits. They had a big ship
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  Speaker 4: full of old bits of everything, and he knew everything worked.
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  Speaker 4: And now you just biffit well with He used to
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  Speaker 4: share the old ladies locally, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: My god, is the soul grandparents take easy? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not get.
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  Speaker 4: Can't Yeah, we're not to say that was that six
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  Speaker 4: minutes forty five second mark, pugs, But.
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  Speaker 1: Just on that, you know, in terms of waste. And
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to the spark yesterday's working on the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom man.
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  Speaker 3: He's just leaning against the wall where you're having a
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  Speaker 3: coffee while he was working away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. And he said you want to keep this
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  Speaker 1: light switch? And I said, yeah, why not? And he said, oh, good,
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  Speaker 1: good because everyone just you know, you do a job
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  Speaker 1: like this, Eon just wraps everything out and actually and
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  Speaker 1: puts new shit everywhere. And actually you don't need to
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  Speaker 1: do that. The offer, well, he said he could put
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  Speaker 1: a new switch on there.
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  Speaker 4: Usually they convince you to do it because they put
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  Speaker 4: a markup on and supply the part. Yes, so my house,
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  Speaker 4: which I've renovated, has got all the original lights, switches
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  Speaker 4: and stuff in it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thats ugly.
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  Speaker 1: And I tell you what, actually, it is quite fascinating.
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  Speaker 1: Talking to trade is about, you know, things like insurance
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  Speaker 1: and ship like that. When trades are working on insurance
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  Speaker 1: jobs and they just they wrapped the ship out of
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  Speaker 1: the prices and douched them out massively.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's the opposite. I'm pretty sure because my dad
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  Speaker 4: used to be a panel beater, and insurance job they
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  Speaker 4: hate because they'd say it's the insurance will say, here's
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  Speaker 4: you've done four grand damage. To fix the car and
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  Speaker 4: then find someone that will do it for four thousand
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  Speaker 4: dollars when actually it'll probably cost about six And so
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  Speaker 4: they hate insurance jobs.
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  Speaker 3: But don't they can't the insurance company can't make that assessment.
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  Speaker 3: They send it out to panel Bay, yeah, to do
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  Speaker 3: quotes and stuff. But I can't remember what it was
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  Speaker 3: they were saying. They're like competing against one another, and
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  Speaker 3: eventually they brought the price of it down and people
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  Speaker 3: prefer to not Yeah, well, my body.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking about all these new builds and shit
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  Speaker 1: like more particularly you know those apartments and shit that
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  Speaker 1: got water damage. What was that called the buildings, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, so many insurance claims and tradees were just
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  Speaker 1: going yeah, no, she's going to be woh, mate, you're
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  Speaker 1: looking at twenty k there at least, And people and
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  Speaker 1: the insurance companies were going all right, But apparently now
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  Speaker 1: they're going, no, no, we're not just paying shit out now,
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  Speaker 1: we want more facts and figures.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you live in a leaky home, mate, No,
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  Speaker 4: not anymore? Did you actually at one point No, we had.
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  Speaker 1: A little lounge that leaked for a while. But once
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  Speaker 1: we've got the roof done, she's been tickety ber just
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  Speaker 1: covered up with duck shit. Yes, just covered in duck poos.
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  Speaker 1: And we've got about twenty possum and the and the
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  Speaker 1: roof there, so they got that peg under yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: they just soak up all the moisture.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have a Kimodo dragon and your laundry singer?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kimodo the.
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  Speaker 2: You're good? Yeah, I'm all good. How are you just
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  Speaker 2: a shell of a human over there?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty good. Ok Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Looking forward to our golf tomorrow, Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I am.
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  Speaker 4: Actually I'm a bit guarded. We're only playing nine, but
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  Speaker 4: I might still play eighteen anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Bought some new golf shoes today, making oh chross, did you.
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  Speaker 2: I do need them?
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  Speaker 1: Terrible sneak is slipping all over the place. I'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about that a little bit later on, actually.
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  Speaker 2: Because I do notice you move your foot when you
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  Speaker 2: hit the ball quite a bit. Yeah, slides. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: because of all the talk you're generating through your hips.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a massive thrust.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a wicked thrust.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I have.
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  Speaker 1: I used to call me thrusty Hoody, really thrusty jug
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  Speaker 1: of that just my mates in there. Oh yeah, yeah, Brendan,
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  Speaker 1: I've got more than more than one mate. Keys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it wasn't called hoodie J back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, it's always a telltale sign.
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  Speaker 2: Hey it was Bosom Thrust, Yeah it was. I listened
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  Speaker 2: to the Hurd. You've been show full seven every single weekday.
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  Speaker 2: It is just so great. All right, it's really good.
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  Speaker 2: It's not ready Hurd