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#77 - Drifting on a Budget - $15K · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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  What's going on guys? Welcome back to another episode
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  of After Hours podcast. On today's episode we are just
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  hanging out with ourselves. We have no guests, but we are
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  doing an episode of Drifting on a budget.
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  This episode is the 15,000 price range, so or budget, I guess.
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  If you guys have not listened to the previous ones, we have about
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  three other ones of these and we basically just have Carl, Chris,
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  and whoever else is on the episode use $15,000 to buy a car
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  and pay for anything they need to drift an entire season.
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  So it's pretty interesting we should get a little bit better
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  at these because it's kind of just like I'm I'm kind of just
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  randomly having things happen to them.
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  But for this one, we asked our Instagram followers for
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  suggestions on things that should happen to the cars.
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  And yeah, it's confusing, but once you get once you start
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  listening to it and get into it, you'll see how it's going and
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  you'll probably understand a lot better.
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  So enjoy. This podcast is sponsored by
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  East Coast Drift School. East Coast Drift School is a
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  driving school focused on learning the art of drifting,
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  Conveniently located at the greatest drifting facility in
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  the United States, Raceway Park in Englishtown, NJ.
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  Raceway Park currently has three tracks, so you will have a few
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  options to choose from when setting up your lessons.
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  Chris Knapp, who is part of the Raceway Park family, will be
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  If you are more of a seasoned driver, East Coast Drift School
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  is also the place where you can get some extra seat time.
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  Chris allows private track time with no instructing as well so
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  that you can get some tests and tune runs in before that big
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  Instead of spending the night dodging the police with your
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  boys, consider signing up with East Coast Drift School.
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  The next time they release their schedule, Chris releases
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  schedule on the 16th of every month through Instagram.
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  Make sure to check them out, give them a follow and shoot
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  over a direct message when you are ready to set up a date.
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  You can find them on Instagram at East Coast Drift School.
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  most, but ceramic coating lasts for a year or even longer.
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  Honestly, this stuff is like witchcraft to me.
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  Julian came down here one day to explain how it works and how it
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  compares to wax and I was pretty stunned.
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  Now everyone knows what window tinting is, but these guys offer
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  So the way they're doing this is they will post a story, there'll
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  be a link in the story on their Instagram and you can click it
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  where you will be able to enter your full address and it
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  literally tells you the services they offer right there.
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  It's pretty awesome. The options are just inside the
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  car, just outside the car, inside and out, and then a full
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  detail inside and out. So you click one of those and
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  then it'll also give you some extras.
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  You can choose if you got, you know, crazy amount of pet hair
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  in the car. If you want, ceramic sealant,
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  child seat cleaning, engine Bay detail option, wow, yeah,
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  there's all, there's a bunch of options on here.
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  It's actually really awesome. They just called and told us
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  about this. So I wanted to add this to the
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  podcast because this is, this is like something that I didn't
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  know that detail places did. But now that I see this, we're
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  probably going to use them ourselves.
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  So yeah, check this out. If you can get to a car wash or
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  if you know if you're at work or something, I'm sure they'll be
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  able to come by and help you out.
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  and make sure they give them a follow on Instagram at
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  automotive Specialty wraps. Yeah.
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  OK, well, after we just finished arguing, welcome everybody to
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  the Fashion After Hours podcast. We're here to bring you another
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  episode, but this time no guest, which is kind of weird.
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  Yeah, I try to invite people, but Malcolm said.
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  Do not blame. Me, Malcolm said.
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  I'm sick, so I shouldn't invite everyone.
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  Oh, OK, yeah, I did. See your mouth?
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  Yeah, my headset up. We have Chris in here.
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  Chris is not lurking right now. He's on the mainstage.
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  Lurking. Chris is on the mainstage.
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  Tonight we have. I feel like everybody's been
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  requesting one of these for a while.
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  We have our budget drifts. I don't know if we call it.
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  Drifting on a budget. Drifting on a budget?
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  Still in the Alpha? There's no way We don't have a
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  cooler name for that by now. You're.
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  Staying on a budget? Still in the alpha phase, we
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  don't know yet. Beta.
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  The beta phase. Oh, beta is like right before.
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  So if you're new to this concept, you basically we give
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  you a budget. We start at the beginning of the
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  year. You try to make it through a
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  drift season, The closest one to the budget, which this episode
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  is 15,000. The closest one to it without
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  going over wins. Yeah, I I don't know if you knew
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  that that was a thing now, but I mean, there's only two of you,
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  so it doesn't matter. I'm gonna win but.
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  If there was more of you, it would be You need to get as
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  close as you can to the budget without going over.
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  I'm just trying to but. There's only two of you, so.
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  I have one every time. Yeah, because you spent $14.00,
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  so that's why we had to change the rules.
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  So no more being super frugal. You gotta get close to the
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  budget. Malcolm's trying to see you
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  spend that coin, dude. I mean, there's only two of you,
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  so this one's gonna be easy, but.
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  OK. But if there was like.
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  Four of you. It would be hard.
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  We should invited someone else. Well, here we are.
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  What else? You know who would have been fun
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  to do this drifting budget thing with?
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  I'm glad you bring it up. Now I know who you're going to
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  say too, Derek on the bicycle. Yeah.
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  Shout out Derek, man, he would have been fun on this episode.
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  God forbid he listens to this in his truck.
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  You know, here's his own name. You.
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  Probably should bring him on for one of these episodes.
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  Let us know if you want to see Derek on the bicycle in here.
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  If you know Derek on the bicycle, then you know.
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  He's kind of worldwide. He kind of is.
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  Isn't that weird? I have no idea why.
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  He does Derek on the globe. Derek on the globe.
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  All right, so other than the closest to, but not overrule,
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  we're also going to have a. We're going to have some timers
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  this time. I knew it, yeah, I knew it,
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  Frankie told me. We're going to have different
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  rules before we started and I feel I thought that that was
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  going to be one of them. Yeah, we need some timers.
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  What if my T-Mobile connection time's out?
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  We have Wi-Fi. Tap in.
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  And you came. On the Wi-Fi.
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  I don't know are. You still you've been coming
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  here for the past two years? No, I'm I'm not on the WI.
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  Fi Oh my God. Carl tap in.
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  Tap. In Tap in.
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  No. I've never got the Wi-Fi
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  password. You know what?
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  Wow. That's the.
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  That's insane. That's the only other rule.
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  I guess we the problem is we always decide to do these at
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  last minute, so we don't really make any more.
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  Rules, I told you about this last week.
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  You told me about this this morning.
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  Cap Cap. Nope.
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  I have a text dude, hey, we should we should do.
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  The this is this is what our group chat looks like to our
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  listeners out there. I'm about out what our group
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  chat looks. Like I already left that group
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  chat. It's oh pod.
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  Pod it's. It's me.
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  Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue
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  blue blue blue. Frankie 1.
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  Gray. Gray.
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  Like, like It's like your message, 'cause I have an
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  iPhone. And then, guess what?
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  Another bunch of Blues. That's exactly what it looks
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  like, and that's. What the fuck, man?
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  Send me a voice memo if you don't want to text.
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  You want a granola bar? Yeah, shout out Beastie Boy for
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  giving Frankie. These no, no, no shout out.
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  Why? I don't like granola.
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  They spent their hard money to make a joke.
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  You know what? I gotta give credit where credit
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  is due. I messaged him.
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  I said. Semi Oreos next time.
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  You ungrateful fuck. Definitely, that's my you
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  should. Be probably eating those versus
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  the Oreos. They're pretty good, dude.
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  There's a classic but shout. Out thanks.
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  Thanks to everyone that commented on that reel we made.
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  I don't know what's going on on that thing, but.
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  I just, I haven't looked at it in a.
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  While yeah, if you guys want to get entertained, go look at the
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  reel that we made with Sarah. I guess it went mainstream and
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  there's a bunch of people that I can't relate to on there, so I
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  don't understand how these humans exist.
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  I mean. Four mil.
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  Yeah. Wait, what's the comments?
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  How many comments? Like 22122 hundred.
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  OK, that's a double what I saw it at last.
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  Of just people saying, well, maybe maybe she's a single
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  mother or whatever. Literally like every comment is
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  that. Yeah, but I I do want to say we
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  have the best listeners too, because some of the comments I
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  read were so fucking funny and like, I'm not.
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  And that's not me encouraging by the way, you to comment on it
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  and start a ruckus on there. I'm just saying some of you guys
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  have the funniest sense of humor.
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  I swear to God. Like like good job.
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  Anyway. Yes, 15 Ki already feel like I
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  know what Carl I'm gonna do. You guys all responded to my
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  story with such positivity this morning.
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  And some of you guys gave me great ideas.
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  Chafee. So and so we're gonna do that.
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  If we didn't explain the whole thing, basically you gotta drift
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  a whole season. Yeah, you go to events.
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  How many events? Let's pick the events right now,
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  before we even start this five events, 5 events, we're gonna do
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  opening moves as always. The problem is it's like
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  offseason right now. So, like, we don't really know.
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  I mean, just kind of give we'll do like a rough estimate, yeah.
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  When's When's faction and friends in the year there?
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  OK, never. All right.
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  Opening moves. You don't really go to Evergreen
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  that much anymore. What happened?
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  I went to Club Loose. You guys wanted me to go to Club
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  Loose, so fucking bad. I started going to Club Loose
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  and there's only one of me. Should I put an Evergreen in
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  there? Yeah dude, I want to drive
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  there. They made the the asphalt wider.
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  They're always doing stuff to make it better.
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  They they're they've been updating like the tech rules and
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  the grid like set up and stuff, shout out to that organ and
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  Reese always putting in work over there at the Evergreen
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  Drift School, so. Yeah, you're going to put
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  Thompson on there too. Dude Thompson, next year.
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  I can't believe we didn't drift there this year.
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  Well, we're let's do East Coast bash too, OK, And then I need
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  one more. Pocono RSD I want to drive a S
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  Course event next year for sure Yo-yo Frankie put like put like
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  special stage in there. Last time I did this, it didn't
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  end up well this. Guy got a body kit.
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  That's because we were naive back then.
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  We're leaned out now. We're grown-ups.
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  I'm ready to attack this with a level mind.
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  I can't wait to fucking Nah. Nah, Nah.
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  Regular, regular people gotta relate.
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  I'm the most relatable guy here. No, I'm the American going to
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  the events. Oh yeah.
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  How about opening moves? Evergreen, East Coast Bash,
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  Thompson, Pocono. Sounds good to me.
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  Pretty realistic. OK, that was pretty smart.
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  It's really the five tracks. OK.
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  And then you got to do like the costs, I guess how much is a
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  drift event nowadays, like 175? Bucks East Coast Badger doing
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  both days. So how much is that?
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  265I. Think 265.
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  It's. Can you imagine?
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  That how much is opening moves? Let's just imagine opening moves
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  is 1. Day 185.
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  Evergreen It's just 50 bucks. No, it's it's 80 now.
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  They went on because because they, with all the improvements
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  and stuff, they had to make a little bit more money.
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  Thompson. I have no idea how much Thompson
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  is. I.
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  Don't know like. A1 day event.
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  Let's just say it's the same as club lose.
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  If you're in the chat and you know how much a Thompson event
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  is, I think it's like, I'm pretty sure it's like probably
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  the same thing, 175, no 185, something like that.
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  I'm. Just going to say 150.
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  That's a full blown racing facility.
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  I'm just saying Pocono, no Thompson.
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  Yeah, but how much is Pocono? 14 day single day.
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  I think it's like 160. Thompson is 150 a day as per Dat
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  Mobino in the YouTube chat. Cool.
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  Sweet. All right, I got that figured
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  out. Fucking Mike.
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  Who's Mike? I'm also sick, by the way, so
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  that's why I sound like Squidward.
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  All right, let's get this going all.
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  Right. I gotta find a car.
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  You find a car. Already 15,000.
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  Well, who's going? Who's going first?
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  Who's start? Well, if you're gonna.
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  Rock, paper, scissor right now. Rochambeau, yeah.
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  Let's go wait. Rochambeau, you go, on the third
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  go. On the one. 230 yeah you skater
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  bro. I went to Ramsey here.
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  You go on the 3rd or the 4th. Yeah, third, third. 3rd Carl,
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  you wanna go first or second? Tap in, huh?
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  I wanna go second. All right, Chris's got fun.
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  A car. The budget is 15,000.
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  Start the timer now. One minute.
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  One minute to find. A car, one minute to find a.
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  Car one fucking minute, I'm going home.
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  Starting in 321. Look at Carl already freaking
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  out. Can I go right now?
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  Can I be like looking? I mean, shit, this is freaking
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  panicking already. Dude, look at the.
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  Panic on Chris's face. Look what you're doing to him.
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  About time he got a little scared.
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  Boom, baby. No way.
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  See. No, no, no.
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  I still got. Time.
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  A minute? How much?
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  How much time I got? I still got time.
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  I still got time. I.
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  Found it. A Cadillac Coupe Deville 2004
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  Toyota Sequoia Limited. Lowered.
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  Can I look on Can I look up a car right now?
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  You shouldn't Dungeon Master. I shouldn't.
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  OK fine. I will respect the rules.
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  I know you already found one this.
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  Morning. I just no, I haven't yet.
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  I I mean I was. I always look at cars, but like
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  in my mind you have no idea what I'm about to do. 10 seconds.
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  Chris, Sure. It involves a Sequoia.
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  All right, it might. We're good. 3. 2/1.
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  All right, We're good. We're good.
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  We need the buzzer. We need the buzzer.
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  Damn. Damn it.
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  Spent a lot of money already. Dead ass.
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  Yeah. Fuck you guys, Stuck with a
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  lemon, my boy. All right, Vehicle of choice is
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  A 98 E 36. What?
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  No start. No, I'm kidding.
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  I didn't read this description. How much was it?
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  670 Five 6750. So 6 grand you got it for?
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  OK, you got a BMW? Yep.
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  You. Whore.
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  Why was that where you're gonna go?
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  Yeah, well. That's fine.
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  All right. One minute change your.
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  Mind. All right.
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  Unless he bought your car. Then, no, he didn't.
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  Oh. So you already looked at 1:00?
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  I just did one I had in mind. Just one I had in mind.
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  Cheater Wow. I might have posted on my story
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  for sale too, just to help a friend.
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  Out a Jeep? Yeah.
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  Yep. So let's read the ad, Chris. 98
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  BMW 5 speed manual on the car for three years.
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  It has a new motor just installed last year with 140K on
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  it. Car runs and drives.
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  Good new power steering belt, serp belt, thermostat, fan, fuel
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  filter plugs, valve cover gaskets, good stuff.
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  Exhaust gas is back because it's LSD.
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  Oh. M3 Bumpers Yeah, that's pretty
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  much it. OK, so it needs a seat or no?
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  From the pictures. Don't those have pretty good
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  seats? Shut up it.
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  Has the. It does have the Vader seats,
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  but. Vader You say, Vader?
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  That's what they're called. M3E36M3 seats are called Vader.
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  Wait, let me see what this looks like.
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  That looks pretty good, dude. What's wrong with you?
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  You practice. That probably since I was like
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  fucking eight. This car looks sick.
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  I'm sure it's not because it's a BMW, but it looks sick.
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  Yikes. That's crazy.
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  This is why no, no BMWs want to come here.
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  Oh, that reminds me. We just added a bunch of BMW
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  stuff to the website because everyone's complaining.
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  Wow, Quan, you hear that shit? Come over here, buddy.
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  I think SLR is getting added to the website.
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  Come here Quan. We have an account with them.
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  Yeah, this car is gonna knock. I mean, what are the lollipop
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  bushing or whatever that is that BMW?
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  We got that. Whatever.
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  That isn't that crazy that they use that.
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  All right, ask me, give me, give me a minute.
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  I dare you. All right, Carl, one minute go.
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  Boom. I got the car right here.
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  Where did it go? Crap.
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  Here it is 10 seconds. It's.
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  It's 6K. OK.
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  It's AE46. I don't know what kind of E46 it
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  is. It's a three.
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  No one does. 30 Whatever, It's an E46.
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  Yeah, 330I it. Has a welded DIF coil overs an
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  M3 fuel pump, New cooling system components 57 D Rs on the front.
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  On the front. For some sort of reps, it's.
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  I only have six grandbrother. OK, but a good friend of mine.
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  Diego is selling this on team Bald Head.
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  If you're interested in a good car 6K painted any color I want,
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  so I'm gonna paint it intensive Blue Pearl The color of the IS.
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  Where's this car located in Georgia?
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  How's it getting here? Oh.
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  Oh, so you got to transport? It I mean, or you're gonna have
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  to hope that he drives it up here for free.
• 18:47
  Well, I would go down there and go get it, OK?
• 18:51
  Are you gonna charge me? I'll fly for free.
• 18:58
  I'll slick right by you on that, dude.
• 19:01
  OK. OK.
• 19:01
  How? How is that the ad?
• 19:03
  Like, yeah, is it on your thing here, this thing's.
• 19:09
  Yeah, but if you're like, if you're looking for a car, help a
• 19:12
  friend out, buy that car. World of Diff coilovers.
• 19:16
  It's a Southern car, you know, good car.
• 19:20
  Good car, good car. Good car, me and Chris both in
• 19:22
  beamers. Looks like it'll.
• 19:24
  Work friends that BMW together. Imagine that, Chris.
• 19:30
  Well, you already have coilovers.
• 19:31
  We had S thirteens. Do you have coilovers, Chris?
• 19:34
  Do you have coilovers on your that's a good?
• 19:36
  Question. Let's find out.
• 19:37
  Let me write this down. I'm a trustee notebook 6K for
• 19:42
  the car. It said new cooling system.
• 19:46
  Yeah, what does that mean? A radiator, expansion tank, red,
• 19:49
  probably thermostat and shit like that.
• 19:51
  Like some BMW stuff. I don't know anything about BMW
• 19:56
  that's a problem. Like, I I I just know that they
• 19:58
  overheat and then, like, why do they always overheat?
• 20:01
  It's probably just from, like, malmaintenance, right?
• 20:03
  I don't. Know.
• 20:05
  So then you address that, and then you're good.
• 20:07
  What else would that say on it? Coils.
• 20:09
  New cooling system? Anything I should?
• 20:12
  Know painted. Any color you like?
• 20:13
  Actually, you know what? I wouldn't paint it blue.
• 20:16
  I would paint it silver, like a light silver 6K.
• 20:20
  So it's got a fresh paint job X Factor.
• 20:24
  I'm just saying anything else mechanical.
• 20:25
  X Factor 57 DRS. That's like anything I should
• 20:31
  know about. $6000. OK, Chris, coils and what else?
• 20:41
  No Drift mods. It has an LSD.
• 20:43
  LSD does. Carl's car have LSD.
• 20:45
  It's a welded. OK it's got a new power steering
• 20:48
  pump, SERP belt, thermostat, fan, fuel filter plugs, valve
• 20:53
  cover, gasket, exhaust gaskets, vacuum hoses, the.
• 20:58
  Only thing you forgot was the head gasket that's about to
• 21:00
  blow. What's all right?
• 21:02
  Oh, that's that little weird thing, that BMW.
• 21:03
  Owner. It's in the middle.
• 21:04
  It's a center. It's a drive shaft, carrier
• 21:07
  bearing or carrier bearing. OK, it's got a gwibo.
• 21:10
  Weibo. That's what it is, Malcolm.
• 21:14
  Why is that funny, Malcolm? It's like we blow.
• 21:17
  Have you switched? To the Malcolm Cam at all during
• 21:19
  this yet? No, We'll say hi to everybody.
• 21:21
  We blow from wait, Flubber, right?
• 21:27
  Yeah, Flubber the movie Flubber We blow.
• 21:29
  That was a little thing that flew around.
• 21:31
  OK, yeah. I don't remember the last time I
• 21:33
  watched that movie. I love that.
• 21:34
  But I definitely remember parts of it.
• 21:36
  Yeah. Not that, though.
• 21:38
  We blow. All right, so let's get this
• 21:40
  going. We got, I spent 6 grand.
• 21:42
  Chris, how much did you spend? 6 grand.
• 21:44
  Right. On the money?
• 21:45
  Yep. You said you spent a lot of
• 21:47
  money. That's a lot of money.
• 21:50
  You have to realize Carl's kind of, you know.
• 21:52
  This is my specialty, dude. OK.
• 21:56
  Maxing out a credit line? Let's go.
• 22:00
  All right, well, First things first, Chris.
• 22:03
  What are you gonna do to your car?
• 22:04
  I. Need a seat?
• 22:06
  A seat, All right. How much you spending?
• 22:09
  God. You got 30 seconds timer go.
• 22:13
  I'm gonna go to the faction website.
• 22:17
  Pre-order in Front Press Sheet. So you'll be drifting next year?
• 22:22
  No. Well, you don't need to put a
• 22:25
  pre-order in because by that time we're gonna have 20 seats
• 22:27
  in stock, so you just gotta come through and pick one up.
• 22:32
  All right. How much does that run me plug?
• 22:35
  I didn't even fucking know that. How much are thrash seats like
• 22:37
  $700? 875, I think. 800 bucks.
• 22:40
  Around 900 bucks. 8 to 900 bucks depending on the style.
• 22:44
  OK, so Chris's timer's running. Chris, what are you doing all?
• 22:46
  Right Thrash eat. Thrash seat damn right off the
• 22:48
  rip. Let's just say 800.
• 22:52
  We got a grand 'cause I'm probably gonna have to get
• 22:54
  brackets too. Damn, he don't give a fuck.
• 22:58
  Oh muffo, Muffo, we'll see you in the end of the journey when
• 23:01
  we're eating ramen. Is there anything else you're
• 23:05
  getting or is that it? No, that's it.
• 23:08
  Is this the first round of mods? Yeah, Carl, you're up.
• 23:11
  OK. Wait, you gonna get tires for
• 23:12
  drifting or what? Wait, are we novice?
• 23:14
  Are we beginner? Or is this like us right now?
• 23:17
  What's our skill set Right, What's our?
• 23:19
  Skill us right now. US now.
• 23:21
  Sure. 15 grand. I'd hope by now I have 15 grand,
• 23:23
  but I don't. Yeah, I should probably get
• 23:25
  tires too. Fuck.
• 23:29
  What about a grill from Walmart? So we have hot food at the
• 23:33
  track. Excuse.
• 23:34
  Me. Is that in the budget?
• 23:35
  I don't think you need that. I do, dude.
• 23:40
  There are way too many people watching this shit.
• 23:43
  Well, how many people are in here?
• 23:45
  3737. People tap in.
• 23:48
  Keep tapping. In.
• 23:49
  What's up everybody? I'm so fucking gassed that
• 23:51
  there's yeah, there is kind of a lot of people.
• 23:54
  People love this. Because it's relatable.
• 23:57
  Dude, tell me this isn't relatable.
• 23:59
  You wanna? You wanna fit drifting under a
• 24:02
  specific budget because you don't wanna overspend.
• 24:05
  Yeah, but then they got your unrealistic ass on here just
• 24:07
  buying grills. People need food.
• 24:12
  I need food. I'm about to buy a pit bike too.
• 24:15
  Oh my God. I am not walking.
• 24:17
  Carl's losing this one. I am gonna win so fucking.
• 24:21
  Alright, I'm gonna buy 4 tires at 80 bucks a piece.
• 24:28
  Alright. I don't know how to do math. 4
• 24:35
  tires at $80.00, that's $320. Thanks.
• 24:41
  I was like, what? All right.
• 24:45
  So I had to choose tires as well.
• 24:49
  That's up to you. What tires did you choose,
• 24:51
  Chris? Whatever is on Amazon.
• 24:55
  Dude, you got to think about tire wear.
• 24:56
  I thought you said you weren't a novice?
• 24:59
  These are just burners. Dude, you got to get the most
• 25:04
  for your money. Yeah, 4.
• 25:10
  Yeah, we crazy acting up. That's why about four.
• 25:14
  That bonus is. We're even get to the first
• 25:17
  event yet. Remember, I just bought this
• 25:19
  card. This is a feeler, you know what
• 25:21
  I'm saying? What if I I threw a curveball
• 25:23
  the rest of the money I invested in Bitcoin and then I walk away?
• 25:26
  You're really losing, although Dogecoin was going up last time
• 25:32
  I checked. What about Dogecoin?
• 25:33
  Stop. I will get my money back.
• 25:35
  Stop. I will get my money back.
• 25:39
  Enough. You still have it in there.
• 25:41
  Yeah, I have to. Yeah, it's bad.
• 25:46
  What? Yeah, it's like so below that
• 25:47
  you can't even take it out. Right, No.
• 25:50
  Pain. Is bad.
• 25:53
  Don't worry. What are you doing?
• 25:56
  People were selling that shit like three years ago.
• 26:00
  Look, man, we were all waiting for Elon Musk to go on that show
• 26:02
  and then that ruined it. Fucking bombed right when he got
• 26:05
  on. Yeah, he bought Twitter instead.
• 26:07
  OK. Smart man.
• 26:08
  Wait, So what am I going to do? Well, tell me what you want to
• 26:10
  prep your car? OK, what?
• 26:12
  I'm going to prep my car 30 seconds 30.
• 26:15
  I just made that up. Half.
• 26:17
  Just come on. OK, I'm going to buy because I
• 26:20
  know those are 235-4018. I'm I need tires.
• 26:25
  That's first I got. 245 Brother. 10 seconds. 2354075 bucks a
• 26:32
  piece. I'm gonna buy 4.
• 26:34
  And then what's the math on that?
• 26:36
  Hold on, I'm running out of time.
• 26:37
  You're gonna make me do math in this time frame?
• 26:40
  Are you serious? I would hope that no, I'm
• 26:41
  wasting. Time right now talking about it.
• 26:43
  300. OK, so then bro, I adjust tires.
• 26:46
  Honestly, tires and a seat. Let me find a seat.
• 26:53
  Diego just DM me and said nothing's wrong with it.
• 26:55
  For real, I bet. Piece of shit.
• 27:02
  Pigs bag bucket seat OK, I have a Sparko bucket seat in the
• 27:11
  Bronx. Derek's gonna pick it up for
• 27:14
  you. Totally. 400 bucks.
• 27:18
  So how much are delivery? How much are Rails for like a?
• 27:21
  Car. Planted.
• 27:23
  You just got planted brackets that were running like 1/31/20.
• 27:28
  Some E46 bucket seat rails. Like I said, that's all you
• 27:34
  would need for that, right? Unless it has like some weird
• 27:37
  stuff where it's like got an. Airbag.
• 27:39
  What seat are you buying? OK, so an added 200 bucks, 600
• 27:43
  bucks and we're in it with a bucket seat and then the tires
• 27:47
  as well. So 900 bucks this time this
• 27:49
  round? Wait, $900.00 for what?
• 27:51
  I got tires and bucket seat. Bucket seat for $600. 400 for
• 27:56
  the Sparco seat in the Bronx and then and.
• 28:01
  Then and the toll dead. Ass.
• 28:06
  I mean. OK, 20 bucks.
• 28:09
  No. Yeah, going there, it's gonna
• 28:11
  cost me like 20. 25. 25 bucks. What is the bridge toll, now 22?
• 28:17
  Is it, I think 2200 probably. OK.
• 28:20
  So 300 for tires and then that's 600, let's do 650.
• 28:28
  For the bucket $20. All right, 600 seat and bracket.
• 28:36
  And now, at this point, the car is pretty set up like a bucket
• 28:40
  seat coilovers A moderately reliable power plant.
• 28:45
  Car's ready to go. Bunch of tires.
• 28:47
  You got a coupe, so then it's, you know, you fold the seat.
• 28:50
  Bags and you? Put the tires in.
• 28:52
  There. All right, question for both of
• 28:53
  you. Are you St. driving your cars to
• 28:55
  events or are you trailering it? Street I'm going to St. it.
• 28:58
  All right, you got to pay for registration. 250.
• 29:03
  Is it that much? For the for the car 250.
• 29:06
  Wait a minute. Do I have time to to think?
• 29:08
  Otherwise, yes. OK, 30 seconds then.
• 29:11
  I'm going to you. You know where now, Frankie?
• 29:21
  I hate you. That's that's not giving me
• 29:23
  fucking anxiety. Frankie, I don't think is ready
• 29:28
  to see me do what I'm about to do.
• 29:33
  I'm going to buy Let. Me guess.
• 29:37
  Are you not going to finish the Jingle?
• 29:38
  A 2001 Toyota Sequoia? No What?
• 29:43
  I'm going to buy a 2003 OH, Chevrolet.
• 29:49
  OK, Silverado 1500. About time you smarted up.
• 29:54
  Extended cat. Smarted up.
• 29:56
  OK. Cat eye cat.
• 29:58
  Stop with a cat. Eye with the Chrome man Shout
• 30:01
  out to to Wild Steve. I'd rather be homeless than
• 30:04
  chromeless, dude. That looks nice.
• 30:06
  How much is it? 4500 or best?
• 30:09
  Bro. You're out of money.
• 30:14
  Yo, 4 grand. 38I. Was going to say 38?
• 30:19
  3838 Bless up. Thank you brother.
• 30:22
  I will treat the truck with respect.
• 30:26
  I wish I could say this. Says needs minor cosmetic work,
• 30:29
  but absolutely nothing mechanical V82 wheel drive.
• 30:34
  Nice. Is that good?
• 30:36
  Sounds good. Two wheel.
• 30:38
  For $3800, it's. Good.
• 30:39
  I'm about to sell the M, the The, the, the E46 and fucking
• 30:43
  drift the shed. You could.
• 30:45
  I've seen you do it. I've seen it.
• 30:46
  I mean, I've seen it done. So you're gonna need a trailer
• 30:49
  now. You haul it out.
• 30:51
  Oh, here we go again. Uh, huh.
• 30:52
  All right, but if it. Hey, man, somebody told me once
• 30:56
  that it tows better because it's got leaf springs in the back.
• 30:59
  It does. Oh, yes.
• 31:00
  Now see? All right.
• 31:02
  So big brain. OK, so you didn't register a car
• 31:06
  then your your car is a trailer queen, no?
• 31:08
  Yeah. So Chris, you said it's $250 at
• 31:11
  register? 50 give or take I.
• 31:13
  Feel like it's 100 bucks? No.
• 31:15
  Dude, no way. No way You think you can
• 31:18
  register a car for $100? Haven't.
• 31:20
  Re registered like any of my vehicles in so long because they
• 31:22
  don't run. I was like, maybe not say.
• 31:26
  That on the pod, brother. All right.
• 31:31
  Now what? Well, now we got to well, you
• 31:35
  got the tires, OK? You got your truck?
• 31:38
  Yes, Sir. Versus driving this shit,
• 31:44
  Malcolm. Did I forget anything?
• 31:49
  Ready to go first event. Yeah, that's about it.
• 31:52
  All right, Price of the event opening moves $185.
• 31:59
  Crap. But before we go to the event,
• 32:03
  let's see how much money everyone has I.
• 32:05
  Have not been looking at the money at all.
• 32:06
  Should I be doing that? I'll tell you right now, it's
• 32:09
  going to be real bad for you. No, dude, I'm well within
• 32:12
  budget. Right. 15 grand, bro.
• 32:17
  We're eating at Olive Garden at least twice a week.
• 32:20
  That's crazy. Yeah, Olive Garden.
• 32:27
  But we're not ordering anything, just breadsticks.
• 32:30
  Unlimited pasta dude. OK, so Carl's already spent
• 32:32
  $10,800. No way.
• 32:35
  What? Whoa.
• 32:36
  Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
• 32:38
  Yeah, actually, yeah. All right.
• 32:42
  Yeah. So the season didn't start yet.
• 32:45
  Carl spent eight $10,885, almost $11,000.
• 32:51
  Can I buy a pit bike bro? Can I buy a pit bike or no?
• 32:55
  No. Yes, No.
• 32:57
  Who are you? Who are you to stop me?
• 32:59
  The Dungeon Master. Literally.
• 33:01
  Next Next time around, I'm going to set some time aside to look
• 33:04
  for a pit bike. Why does Chris win every time?
• 33:06
  Can you just like, change it up? I'm not doing anything
• 33:09
  different. Yeah, you're being smart.
• 33:13
  It's getting old. It's getting old.
• 33:16
  It's getting old. Chris has spent $7755.
• 33:23
  You're like 3 Honda Civics away from what I spent.
• 33:25
  You're not even that far away and I have a whole ass truck.
• 33:30
  Let's see if it pays off. All right, Opening moves.
• 33:34
  So you guys go to opening moves. OK.
• 33:38
  What's the weather like? Raining.
• 33:43
  No, it's not raining. It's a nice cold day.
• 33:46
  Oh yeah. Yeah.
• 33:48
  Perfect. Oh, never minds me.
• 33:50
  We had some user. That's right.
• 33:53
  This time around we decided to open a prompt.
• 33:55
  And by we, I mean, I texted that this morning.
• 33:58
  I waited and then they responded at lunch and they said, you
• 34:00
  know, that's a good idea and then we did it.
• 34:02
  So thank you guys for submitting issues and inadvertently hurting
• 34:07
  me and. Chris Yeah, there's 4000
• 34:08
  entries, so now I gotta pick one of these.
• 34:15
  Oh wait, Carl. What?
• 34:17
  How much is your fucking trailer you got to rent?
• 34:19
  60 bucks. Add it to the top.
• 34:24
  So what, what 10,860? No, it was more than that.
• 34:29
  That's what I'm at right now. You're missing something.
• 34:34
  10,000. You're probably missing opening
• 34:39
  moves. Oh, I need to add that 185. 945
• 34:51
  basically 11 grand, All right, so.
• 34:59
  Fuck. So no one changed their front
• 35:01
  tires. My shits are are are nice.
• 35:04
  Are they let? Me look at the picture.
• 35:08
  You have no fucking idea. I could tell you by the tread if
• 35:11
  they're nice. Come on, man.
• 35:14
  Like I trust my friend, he said. There's nothing wrong with it.
• 35:17
  He would never do me wrong. No way.
• 35:20
  No way. They're good.
• 35:23
  That car is set up. All right, fine.
• 35:25
  Fair enough. OK, they look brand new in the
• 35:27
  picture. OK, Yeah, they're brand new,
• 35:31
  dude. 57 DRS dude, That's all that matter. 57 DRS It hucks
• 35:37
  Baggies. Too.
• 35:38
  They're the amount of funny fucking responses in here.
• 35:41
  Give me a funny one. Read me a funny one to
• 35:43
  sacrifice. No, no, no.
• 35:45
  Come on, I might use them. Oh, it's.
• 35:48
  Got fresh tires on it. All right.
• 35:51
  All right. All right.
• 35:53
  What? You gotta read me one, dude.
• 35:56
  Come on. Ricardo Roll, roll somebody's
• 36:00
  car. It's.
• 36:05
  Not bad. I wonder how many?
• 36:07
  These people are trying to kill you.
• 36:08
  Holy shit not. You, us, we're in this together.
• 36:12
  We're friends, 'cause this is where we had already done the
• 36:15
  5K, then we had 20 K That was when?
• 36:18
  Before inflation. And now me and Chris are like,
• 36:20
  yeah, you know what? We're gonna get back into
• 36:21
  drifting 15K. Yep, that's what happened.
• 36:27
  All right, so opening moves is going fine.
• 36:28
  It's cold. OK, tire wear is gonna be low.
• 36:32
  I'm just saying. Tire wear is gonna be fucking
• 36:33
  terrible because no one got an alignment.
• 36:37
  So that's Chris's problem. So Chris does like, I don't
• 36:44
  know, he uses a pair of his tires and then he's fucked.
• 36:48
  The front tires are bald and he can't really drift.
• 36:51
  He's just washing out or fucking understeering everywhere and
• 36:54
  it's not fun anymore. So you done?
• 36:57
  You done after that or or you want to keep pushing it?
• 37:02
  What are you gonna do at that point?
• 37:03
  If I just keep under steering. Yeah, I'm.
• 37:06
  Clearly having a bad day, I'm probably gonna get off.
• 37:08
  It's. Freezing out too.
• 37:09
  Yep, I'm getting off. All right.
• 37:11
  So how many tires did Chris use? Just two.
• 37:13
  Just two. All right, write that down.
• 37:15
  Technically 4. Write that down so we never.
• 37:17
  No, no, you have the other four. I said my friend tires.
• 37:19
  Yeah, but. You didn't swap them so you
• 37:23
  could figure that out when you get back.
• 37:26
  Technically I still have 4. Yeah, so you he Chris walked
• 37:29
  away with four fucking tires. By the way, no one did any
• 37:31
  maintenance, but I know Chris's car was pretty well maintained.
• 37:35
  Dude, mine was too, man. Yeah, right.
• 37:38
  Yeah. So, yeah.
• 37:40
  So we're just assuming that car is maintained as well.
• 37:43
  Yes. OK.
• 37:45
  So Chris is done. He had an OK event.
• 37:49
  Nothing happened. Carl, let me go to the list.
• 37:55
  Why did Chris just get a little a little slap on the wrist?
• 37:58
  'Cause he drove his car like a man.
• 38:01
  Dude, I have a Chevy. You can't stop me from doing
• 38:05
  anything, Chevy. It's a one day event, right?
• 38:10
  Well, we made it into a one day. Yeah, it's a one day event I
• 38:12
  think. All right.
• 38:14
  Well, you hit a deer on your way home, hey?
• 38:17
  What? So driver side headlight is
• 38:19
  blown out. Wow.
• 38:21
  Oh Oh wow, Chevy. Wow, that sounds pretty
• 38:25
  familiar. Yep.
• 38:27
  OK, so I hit a deer. Yep.
• 38:31
  It's just a headlight. Just a headlight.
• 38:34
  Dude, those are so cheap on Amazon, I think, right?
• 38:39
  They got to be. That's the point of me getting
• 38:40
  this truck. Why would you not go to Rock
• 38:42
  Auto? Because I need the truck back,
• 38:45
  brother, I got to take it to work.
• 38:47
  I didn't register the IS or I'll.
• 38:51
  I didn't register the the BMW. Oh, OK, so I hit a deer.
• 39:00
  Do I have time to assess like what I would do?
• 39:03
  Sure. OK, 30 seconds.
• 39:05
  What it was in O3 2003. I'm gonna give him one minute on
• 39:10
  the clock, Chevrolet. That's 1500.
• 39:14
  If I donate $10, can I make Chris have a blow out?
• 39:17
  Yeah, sure. I'll do it.
• 39:19
  Thanks for the 10 bucks. Wanna Bevo?
• 39:21
  What? He said What?
• 39:24
  What happened? Wait, what happened?
• 39:27
  What do you say somebody? Don't need $10.00 for me to have
• 39:30
  a blowout, OK? Damn.
• 39:35
  That's crazy. Wild card.
• 39:37
  But yo, headlights are 70 bucks and I think that's one.
• 39:40
  It is. His name?
• 39:41
  Wannabe Evo. Or their name Wannabe Evo.
• 39:43
  Oh yeah, that's. You got 10?
• 39:45
  From Texas? Yeah, $70.00 headlights.
• 39:48
  Wait, so are we just letting the live chat donate money to
• 39:51
  decide? Money talks, baby.
• 39:54
  You're crazy. Yeah, you would shake your butt
• 39:56
  for $0.50. You got 15 seconds.
• 39:58
  Carl get $70.00 headlight. OK, he.
• 40:01
  Says send it easy $70.00 headlight, All right, Anything
• 40:07
  you're going to do to your car before the next event, Carl.
• 40:10
  Yes. I am going to.
• 40:12
  For your life, my life, anything you want to change or it's too
• 40:20
  late. I mean, I I don't know.
• 40:23
  I've, I've, I've been, I've been, I'm healthy, OK.
• 40:26
  Why? Why are you asking?
• 40:28
  Me next event is Evergreen. Hold on.
• 40:30
  Wait, you. I'm still in my maintenance
• 40:32
  mode. I'm looking over the car.
• 40:34
  OK, you said it was good. But after an after an event,
• 40:37
  what do I do? I look at check if the if
• 40:39
  there's oil left. Oil looks good.
• 40:41
  I feel like after an event, one hey yo, check if there's coolant
• 40:45
  in it. And there is.
• 40:49
  Oh good, that's it. How many tires did I use You?
• 40:51
  Used all four. What?
• 40:54
  Hell yeah. Seat time card, dude.
• 40:55
  Good car. Diego saw me A good car?
• 40:57
  Yeah. OK, so I lose all four tires.
• 41:01
  Gone. Thanks.
• 41:04
  Who came up with The Who came up with the deer?
• 41:06
  Was that a submitted 1? That was me, actually, no that
• 41:09
  was submitted. Taking credit for somebody
• 41:12
  else's work is crazy, this guy. Sam Christensen.
• 41:18
  Wow. Shout out wannabe though.
• 41:20
  He's from Texas, I think. All right.
• 41:23
  So are you done yet? I'm done.
• 41:25
  So you're not doing what? How many tires are you buying?
• 41:27
  None. Oh, I'm going to buy more tires.
• 41:29
  The same. Amount 300 bucks. 4 tires,
• 41:32
  another 300 bucks. So I spent 370 after that event.
• 41:38
  That's not great. What?
• 41:40
  What? Malcolm.
• 41:41
  Isn't Carl already at like 12,000?
• 41:43
  Dollars. Carl's broke.
• 41:45
  Chill out. Everyone chill out.
• 41:47
  Everyone relax. We're fine.
• 41:48
  He might be able to do this if nothing happens to him ever
• 41:51
  again. Every time?
• 41:53
  Every time that this happens, what happened?
• 41:57
  You spent too much money. I I pull it off.
• 42:00
  OK. I pull it off.
• 42:01
  You have no faith in me with this.
• 42:03
  It's not like this. Our first rodeo dude. 80 bucks
• 42:05
  for Evergreen, 60 bucks for the fucking trailer.
• 42:13
  It was kind of adding up, huh? Where are you going to stay when
• 42:16
  you get to Evergreen? In the cat eye.
• 42:19
  So you sleep in the truck? Like, is that how you do things
• 42:22
  down there? I go there, I go there like
• 42:24
  maybe the night before and then I'll like wake up or I'll just
• 42:27
  tow it there the morning up. OK.
• 42:29
  Yeah, It's not that far from my house.
• 42:32
  OK. Chris, you doing any maintenance
• 42:35
  here? Let's see oil change.
• 42:40
  Oil change? Bay one.
• 42:42
  Bay one. Oil change, fluids are done
• 42:46
  already. You're doing an oil change.
• 42:53
  Let's do. Oil change?
• 43:00
  Let's throw some mazenis on. There How much is an oil change?
• 43:05
  How much is an oil change? I don't know. 600 bucks. 100
• 43:07
  bucks. Here, 100 bucks probably.
• 43:10
  I'm not doing it myself. Yeah, you should definitely not
• 43:12
  do it here, because you'd be broke.
• 43:14
  Yeah. So 60 bucks, 60 bucks.
• 43:19
  Damn, I am kind of at like 11 1/2 grand, huh?
• 43:23
  Don't worry, I'll add it up for you.
• 43:25
  I have an idea. Don't you worry, baby girl.
• 43:33
  Holy shit. Why?
• 43:38
  No. We'd have a blowout where
• 43:40
  though. Front right.
• 43:44
  OK. Oh, get some Azenis, dude.
• 43:46
  That blew out on the way home. Remember that guy at the track
• 43:48
  was telling you, Azenis? Yeah.
• 43:50
  There you go. Damn. 192 a piece that way.
• 43:54
  Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
• 43:55
  Blew out on the way home. Slow down now.
• 43:57
  Slow down now. What are you getting on?
• 44:01
  Price. What you gonna run a Kenda KR20I
• 44:04
  like to my Kenda's K upfront. I also like my accelerose
• 44:07
  upfront. Alright, 190 a piece.
• 44:12
  Why? Why?
• 44:13
  Why? Why?
• 44:14
  Why? Why?
• 44:16
  What happened? Chris.
• 44:18
  Chris just saw the chat. What happened?
• 44:20
  People are donating money to help them get Rod Knock.
• 44:24
  Bro, this is the first event. It's a new motor.
• 44:28
  It's an E. 36 I appreciate the money guys, but I can't just hit
• 44:33
  them with everything. It may or may not happen.
• 44:37
  And why is it always 999? Come on, let's let's get that
• 44:40
  number higher. Let's not chill out.
• 44:42
  Chill out. Thank you guys so much for the
• 44:44
  money. So I got Rodnuck now you might.
• 44:46
  No, no, no, no. Donations are a 5050 chance they
• 44:51
  are not. Guaranteed.
• 44:52
  Guaranteed. We have to disclose that right
• 44:54
  now, he said. He said Bro didn't put oil back
• 44:57
  in it. Should we make it happen?
• 45:02
  You. Said you need tires, right?
• 45:03
  Yeah. So 190 apiece.
• 45:04
  For what? Front tires.
• 45:06
  God damn. Falcon.
• 45:09
  Zennis. Holy shit, somebody really
• 45:13
  wanted you to get Rod knocked that badly.
• 45:15
  We should do this more often about that.
• 45:17
  One second, 180, I mean 380. Yeah, I was like, what kind of
• 45:21
  drugs? Front tires?
• 45:25
  Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore.
• 45:27
  Now, are you going to get alignment or are you just going
• 45:28
  to let it blow out on the way home again?
• 45:30
  And. We'll get an alignment faction
• 45:35
  special. I ain't got.
• 45:38
  Yeah. How much is it?
• 45:40
  Now Chris is going to string align it.
• 45:42
  Yeah, you want to string align. With tow plates, no, no.
• 45:45
  No, he said. No, no.
• 45:46
  Alignment. Alignment.
• 45:47
  Oh my God. What's happening now?
• 45:50
  Frankie gets rotted. I don't even have a car in this.
• 45:56
  Oh my God. What?
• 46:03
  Dude, no more. I need to make it to the end of
• 46:05
  the season. Don't worry, guys, you're gonna
• 46:07
  enjoy the next the next event, all right, you guys are in, but.
• 46:12
  I'm having a good time. I'm drifting, I got my my cat
• 46:15
  eye, I got my E46 and I'm still good to go.
• 46:18
  Malcolm knows what's coming. Why?
• 46:23
  Chris, front tires, did you get rear ones?
• 46:25
  I still have 4. Yeah.
• 46:27
  Remember the first event? He didn't.
• 46:29
  He went home. He left you.
• 46:30
  You got 24, I said. You Why are you correcting me?
• 46:39
  Rule #1 Do not correct the dungeon.
• 46:42
  How do I not have 4:00? You drifted.
• 46:44
  Yeah, and I burned through one pair.
• 46:46
  That's what you. Said, Yeah, so you have two I.
• 46:48
  Burned on the pair I drove on the way there.
• 46:50
  I have two leftover. Yes, two leftover.
• 46:52
  But I saw four brand new ones right now.
• 46:55
  I thought you bought front tires.
• 46:58
  The first event I bought 4 brand new ones for burners.
• 47:01
  Yes, I went there. I burned through a pair.
• 47:05
  Yep. So that means I still have 4
• 47:07
  burners left. Boy, math.
• 47:11
  I don't know. Wait, wait.
• 47:12
  Like, are you considering the ones that came on the car?
• 47:14
  Is that what you're doing? Yes.
• 47:17
  Why does it sound like a Grand Theft Auto lobby outside?
• 47:19
  What is going on? That means Carl has more tires
• 47:22
  than we said he did. Nah, cuz I burned all of mine,
• 47:26
  you said to me. I burned.
• 47:28
  Out, but he's including the pair that came on the car.
• 47:31
  Well, the the ones that were on the back of the car went.
• 47:34
  I was just assuming they were bald because Diego just went to
• 47:36
  driven. Luck with it all, right.
• 47:40
  That's some bullshit. But we'll let it go.
• 47:42
  According to Halden in the chat, it says you told him he didn't
• 47:46
  change tires. First of all, Halden.
• 47:51
  Wait, is that? Halden the fuck down you.
• 47:53
  Dare you Dare you dare? The dungeon.
• 47:54
  The Dungeon the Fuck down? That's insane.
• 47:58
  But hi, Halden, Halden's cool. How dare you yell at Holden?
• 48:04
  Want to be evil? I never catch the live shows.
• 48:06
  Please come back anytime you want so so I don't know what's
• 48:12
  going. On man 4 tires.
• 48:13
  Chris is making this. Confused.
• 48:14
  I have 4 tires. Let's just assume Chris has four
• 48:16
  tires and he didn't have to buy any.
• 48:17
  Let's move forward. Money's money gets burned.
• 48:20
  Whatever. We're rich.
• 48:22
  We're rich. Fine.
• 48:23
  I have a pair of brand new ones left.
• 48:25
  I'm going to buy another pair, make it easier.
• 48:27
  Compromise that makes it better. That's what that you know what
• 48:31
  that's called, That's called? Compromise right there.
• 48:32
  So what, $80.00 a pair? 160.
• 48:35
  Stop. Clicking the Sorry, sorry,
• 48:37
  sorry. What?
• 48:40
  Oh my. It's a nervous tank, All right,
• 48:46
  So you bought front tires. How much did you pay for an
• 48:49
  alignment, motherfucker? I don't know.
• 48:51
  You tell me. You're the boss.
• 48:54
  We don't want to argue with you anymore.
• 48:58
  Fuck, I don't know, dude, 150 bucks you ponied up.
• 49:01
  Ponied up? That's crazy.
• 49:04
  Why did you just say that? Why are you guys bullying me
• 49:07
  right now? What?
• 49:08
  What now? Why is the?
• 49:09
  Why is the chess gets? T-bone next to them.
• 49:11
  What did I don't what did you do?
• 49:15
  These people. What did I do?
• 49:17
  Chris comes out for one. Chris is never going to come
• 49:20
  back to a pod ever again. Yeah, you all better start
• 49:23
  sending money with shit that happens at Carl.
• 49:25
  Oh man, these are my people. Yeah, well, that that ain't
• 49:29
  right. Thank you so much for the money.
• 49:33
  Now we can eat. We're going after Chris.
• 49:35
  It's because they're tired of Chris winning for three times in
• 49:37
  a row, OK? Fair enough, Chris.
• 49:39
  You better win though, somehow. Just now Oh.
• 49:42
  Now, now, now. Frankie's cheering for Chris.
• 49:45
  Nepotism. Whatever.
• 49:49
  You only two in these episodes from now on.
• 49:51
  Too profitable. All right.
• 49:58
  I'm so tired and sick and nauseous, all right.
• 50:03
  Dude, I just want to say that I Frankie is definitely tired and
• 50:08
  the fact that we can still get a laugh out of you right now is
• 50:10
  pretty great. I feel like it's a pretty great
• 50:11
  feeling. I got the, the, the, the what?
• 50:14
  What variant are we on now? What?
• 50:17
  I don't know. What are we talking about?
• 50:19
  I thought you had a cold. Why would I come here?
• 50:20
  Get. The ice spice.
• 50:22
  Yeah, you got. I got.
• 50:23
  The ice spice. Very.
• 50:24
  You got the ice spice? Definitely.
• 50:26
  All that ass. Definitely.
• 50:29
  Oh my God side. Of pink eye too.
• 50:31
  Fucking great. Stop playing with him.
• 50:35
  Stop playing with him. Right.
• 50:36
  All right. So.
• 50:37
  I'm adding up the math. Hold on.
• 50:39
  No way, Chris, is that boned right now in this.
• 50:44
  Chat hates me. Haters gonna hate.
• 50:49
  Chat really hates me right now. I love chat, man.
• 50:51
  We have the best audience. Shout out to you guys while
• 50:53
  Frankie's doing this math. Shout out to everybody
• 50:56
  interacting in this chat. This is probably the most chat
• 50:58
  activity we've ever seen. Like, I'm shocked.
• 51:02
  It's making me laugh and now I can't concentrate and now I'm
• 51:05
  I'm ending up buying like a fucking cat eye.
• 51:07
  And we never get donations, so thank you.
• 51:09
  Yes. Yeah, what?
• 51:10
  Yeah, that's so crazy. It's 'cause wannabe Evo he.
• 51:12
  Says he's never in here. Twitch Twitch hasn't donated
• 51:14
  before. Twitch was our, I think one of
• 51:16
  our first. It was a shout out, LeBron.
• 51:20
  Hater's gonna hate. Lover's gonna love No, I don't
• 51:25
  even want. None of the.
• 51:27
  Above I wanna all right. Thank God.
• 51:31
  Moving on. All right, so Chris has spent
• 51:33
  $8585 so far. Whoa.
• 51:37
  In in the in the lead, Carl has spent $11,455.00 so far.
• 51:43
  I got an A. My answer matched 11,455.
• 51:48
  Good job. All right, OK, tell me how much
• 51:50
  I spent already. Eight 8585.
• 51:54
  Bro, just leave the pen clicked on.
• 51:56
  God. It's not gonna dry.
• 51:58
  It's not gonna dry. I'm sorry.
• 52:01
  I was listening to Carl 8. Thousand she a Batty she knows
• 52:03
  she A10 say 80. 58585. 8585 She a Batty with her culture.
• 52:11
  JG. Wentworth 8585, now 877 cash.
• 52:15
  Now. I know I'm making it.
• 52:16
  I'm making it up. I'm freestyling.
• 52:19
  Sue me. Are we done clicking and tapping
• 52:26
  shit? I just want to throw up.
• 52:28
  Go throw up pussy, all right. No one told you to eat.
• 52:33
  I don't know why I did that you. I'm not even hungry 5 tacos
• 52:38
  talking to me. They were good.
• 52:41
  And you're shocked why you feel like?
• 52:44
  Booty. Butt.
• 52:46
  Excuse me? She a Batty with her Batty
• 52:48
  friends. OK, what were you gonna have?
• 52:53
  All right, Evergreen da da da. We have arrived.
• 52:56
  Everyone made it there somehow. OK.
• 52:59
  Except for Chris, no. Yeah, you all made it there
• 53:02
  somehow. Cool.
• 53:05
  So, Don, do you go there the night before Carl or do you go
• 53:08
  there like the 10? I usually, I recently I've just
• 53:10
  been going the day of 'cause sometimes tech's at like 10 or
• 53:13
  noon and. OK, well you went the night
• 53:14
  before. This time, you both decided to
• 53:16
  make a night out of it. OK, yo, Chad's walling out,
• 53:19
  right? Now shout out to Omar for the
• 53:20
  $10.00 for for Frankie's granola.
• 53:23
  Thank you for that, Carl. Carl gets a tire sponsor 2.
• 53:26
  Dollars. $2.00 yo 11,453. Dollars.
• 53:33
  No. Fuck.
• 53:35
  Thank you though. Tire sponsor.
• 53:37
  Dude, imagine we were so money hungry.
• 53:39
  We just told people yo, if you want call to win, send them
• 53:42
  money. Send them money.
• 53:44
  Don't do that. That's not a bad idea, this.
• 53:46
  Is supposed to be for fun. That's not a bad.
• 53:48
  Idea. We'll.
• 53:49
  Add it to his. Add it to the.
• 53:52
  Please don't do that. We're kidding.
• 53:53
  Do not do that. That sounds like a good.
• 53:54
  Idea Frankie. We're not taking people's money.
• 53:57
  You're not taking it, they're giving it.
• 53:59
  That's insane. All right, wannabe Evo.
• 54:02
  You're fucking crazy. Maybe I'll give Carl that $2.00
• 54:06
  back, though. Yeah, Chris, that's not going to
• 54:11
  what imagine. Imagine, I swear, to come.
• 54:14
  He sends in 500 bucks, no? Imagine he's going to win.
• 54:16
  No, no, no, I swear to you. Imagine the total is like
• 54:20
  $15,003. Or $2.00.
• 54:26
  All right, so you guys got there the night before.
• 54:27
  What? What do you like to eat around
• 54:29
  there, Carl? Bro sheets Sheets.
• 54:31
  Yeah. OK, I get a chicken tender
• 54:33
  sandwich. We don't.
• 54:34
  We don't count food on this in this game, so you guys can go
• 54:37
  wild. With that, it's a freebie now.
• 54:38
  Wait, how much is y'all got food?
• 54:40
  How much money? Do I have 11 y'all got food
• 54:42
  stamps? 11,355 and we're on event 2.
• 54:46
  Yep, you're on event two right now.
• 54:48
  OK, usually when I go to Evergreen the night before, that
• 54:50
  means that they're my friends are there.
• 54:52
  OK, so so that means you're I'm buying beers, OK, I might buy
• 54:57
  maybe the homie some food, maybe maybe I might buy the homie some
• 55:01
  food, like chips. And 'cause everybody brings
• 55:04
  stuff. Shout out Quan, shout out Ethan.
• 55:06
  Yeah, shout out James Tits fucking bringing tools and
• 55:09
  everybody shares. Fucking tits.
• 55:11
  That's the fucking community right there.
• 55:13
  So I got to bring stuff. So another like 60 bucks.
• 55:15
  Chris, you know all these people?
• 55:17
  Nope. OK.
• 55:18
  And what if Chris gets hungry? I can't let my boy get hungry.
• 55:21
  You're both hanging out together, so yeah.
• 55:23
  All right, So what time you crash?
• 55:25
  Like what, 3 in the morning? What time you go to sleep?
• 55:28
  Oh my God, don't say that, I crashed.
• 55:30
  No, no, no, no, no, no. 'Cause I was like, when, I don't
• 55:35
  know, probably sleep at one or two.
• 55:38
  Maybe. All right, so you're sleeping in
• 55:39
  the car. Chris, where are you sleeping?
• 55:41
  Chris is sleeping in my car. You guys are cuddling.
• 55:43
  Yeah, could. For warmth.
• 55:45
  Yeah. Oh, easily, I'm.
• 55:46
  Sleeping in the bed of the truck.
• 55:48
  Hey yo, is it looking at the stars?
• 55:50
  The stars are crazy. All right, so.
• 55:56
  What? What dude?
• 55:58
  So what time does the event start?
• 56:00
  Like 9:00 AM. Like 10?
• 56:02
  All right. Driver's meeting's at 10.
• 56:04
  So you hear a knock on your on your on your glass for your
• 56:09
  truck. You.
• 56:14
  You yo. That's Chris.
• 56:16
  What is it, dude? What's Chris says?
• 56:18
  Did you hear something last night?
• 56:20
  Were you moving? And you go, what?
• 56:23
  I was fucking blacked out. All those beers I bought
• 56:25
  everyone. And Chris goes, I don't know, I
• 56:27
  thought you were moving or something.
• 56:28
  And then you go to start the truck up for some warmth.
• 56:34
  The cats are gone. No.
• 56:36
  Was that a user submitted one too?
• 56:38
  You could say that, yeah. That was from Alan, Kyle.
• 56:41
  He wants you to lose your cats. Alan, you were supposed to tell
• 56:45
  me to sell my cats. Your cats?
• 56:47
  Are gone. They stole them already.
• 56:49
  They stole them already. Here's how we're supposed to
• 56:51
  sell the cats. Who's.
• 56:56
  Stealing. Cats, Chris goes.
• 56:58
  Oh shit, I knew I heard someone with a sauce on.
• 57:03
  We were knocked out, dude. Those Modellos were hitting
• 57:07
  like. That so you want to deal with
• 57:09
  that later or? That's a That's totally what.
• 57:13
  That's a later thing. All right, so you start
• 57:15
  drifting. I don't know what this track is
• 57:18
  like. Actually.
• 57:19
  You know what? Someone said something.
• 57:20
  Let me see if I can find it. So the track is like an Oval
• 57:24
  track with an info and they just paved a bunch of like extra
• 57:27
  stuff. It's like kind of like a kidney
• 57:29
  with an extra turn. Yeah, there's a hairpin in
• 57:31
  there. There's like a weird turn in
• 57:33
  there. Obviously.
• 57:33
  Really fun track. You guys are tandeming and
• 57:35
  everything. Yeah, you can.
• 57:36
  Tandem. OK, Yeah, BMW dude, where the
• 57:39
  keys? Things are getting sketchy.
• 57:42
  Nah, stop with the sketchy. I'm reading some of these right
• 57:48
  now. And burping.
• 57:52
  Yeah, I'm sure this room is going to smell like Taco Bell
• 57:55
  soon. I'm trying my hardest, man.
• 57:59
  All right. Yeah, you just talk about
• 58:01
  something. So I don't know if the chat
• 58:05
  agrees, but how much money? We got Chad 12 right?
• 58:12
  Right around that 12 grand mark. If you buy new cats, you're a
• 58:15
  fucking idiot. No.
• 58:17
  What? That's going to be straight pipe
• 58:18
  forever, baby. What?
• 58:21
  You know that like extendable pipe at advance, yeah?
• 58:24
  Oh wait, wait. That bendy shit.
• 58:31
  Finally found a reason to get that I've.
• 58:33
  Never had to buy. That I'm going to try it.
• 58:37
  But anyway, yeah, I'm, I'm going to let you digress, but I don't
• 58:42
  think that one one that has no reflection on the community of
• 58:46
  Evergreen. Everybody at Evergreen is
• 58:47
  fantastic, so don't think that that would happen. 2 How knocked
• 58:53
  out did you think that I what? Would somebody fucking zanny
• 58:57
  bomb me? And I just slept?
• 59:02
  I thought you were going to be like, what time does the event
• 59:03
  start somebody? These are fucking high class
• 59:05
  criminals. Wet bandits if you will.
• 59:08
  These these guys know what they're doing.
• 59:10
  And that valley that Evergreen's in is dead silent.
• 59:13
  I must have been out like a light dude.
• 59:14
  Like a light. Yeah, how is nobody else awake?
• 59:18
  I don't know. He parked far away.
• 59:19
  They. Probably thought it was working.
• 59:21
  On the Just trying to get you alone, Chris.
• 59:23
  Oh, OK. Chris.
• 59:26
  Just felt a little vibration when he was the bed was rocking
• 59:28
  a little. They fucking brought a plasma
• 59:32
  cutter. I'm sorry, I'm.
• 59:33
  I'm taking so long. I just, I saw one that was good
• 59:35
  and I'm trying to remember where it was, 'cause there's 4 million
• 59:38
  in here from just Allen. I fucking love it.
• 59:44
  You know, Alan just posted a video on his Instagram.
• 59:46
  I don't know if you follow Alan Kyle at Allen under score Kyle
• 59:50
  Allen with an A. He said the caption was like get
• 59:54
  splash nerds. I'm watching it.
• 59:57
  I think it was like maybe I was on the toilet or something, you
• 1:00:00
  know, you just scrolling through the gram.
• 1:00:02
  I audibly laughed because he literally came around and
• 1:00:05
  splashed these people on the side.
• 1:00:07
  I was like, damn Alan, that was hood as hell.
• 1:00:10
  And he's and he raised his car up a little bit.
• 1:00:12
  You know, let the suspension let the sit half an inch.
• 1:00:15
  Chris. Yes.
• 1:00:19
  You used 4 tires. OK, you.
• 1:00:23
  Used 2 1/2 a set and a half a pair and a half a pair and a
• 1:00:28
  half. You used a pair and a half of
• 1:00:29
  tires. OK, so 4.
• 1:00:31
  So he can drive on them. And now your clutch is smoked.
• 1:00:36
  OK. You'll make it home, but it's
• 1:00:39
  not gonna be a quick ride home. Wait, what smoked about?
• 1:00:45
  It Wait, wait, wait. Slipping.
• 1:00:47
  It's slipping, OK? Can't I help him?
• 1:00:50
  If you want. Chris, give me your plate.
• 1:00:52
  Put the put the put the BMW on the trailer.
• 1:00:57
  Nah, Nah, Nah, It's an hour. It's an hour drive, Hour drive.
• 1:01:01
  All right. So I got you, baby.
• 1:01:03
  Don't worry. Don't worry.
• 1:01:04
  The Chevy will get us home. Oh yeah?
• 1:01:06
  What happened to Chris's car? No.
• 1:01:07
  One will hear that coming the. Clutch went.
• 1:01:09
  Oh, the clutch fan cuz you got T boned.
• 1:01:12
  Oh shit, the cats. The cats.
• 1:01:15
  Yeah, dude, what? Oh my God, we're gonna no cats.
• 1:01:18
  We're gonna die in there. Holy crap.
• 1:01:21
  Clutch failed and 2 1/2 pairs of tires.
• 1:01:31
  I don't fucking know how to say that.
• 1:01:34
  All right. So that's pretty much all you
• 1:01:35
  lost from that, Carl, you got T boned.
• 1:01:42
  Damn, I thought it was going to be Chris.
• 1:01:44
  How the, how the times? How the tables have?
• 1:01:46
  How the tables have I? Thought it was going to be
• 1:01:48
  Chris. It doesn't matter though.
• 1:01:50
  I mean, it's drifting so. It's fine.
• 1:01:51
  You signed the waiver. Yeah, you signed the waiver.
• 1:01:53
  I mean, you need, you need to get a new leg.
• 1:01:55
  But no, I'm kidding. It's fine.
• 1:01:57
  Oh my God, I was like $11,455. Can I find a Facebook
• 1:02:00
  Marketplace leg? You need a door, you know.
• 1:02:03
  Do you need a door? No, because your car goes on a.
• 1:02:04
  Trailer. Yeah, it's it's dented.
• 1:02:06
  And how bad is the T-bone that we're talking about here?
• 1:02:08
  You gotta climb out the window. Like the doors not opening.
• 1:02:12
  Yep, smoked. Oh my God, I'm so sorry Diego
• 1:02:17
  ruined the beautiful practice car.
• 1:02:19
  But you used all your tires. OK.
• 1:02:22
  So. I'm going to I I feel like I'm
• 1:02:24
  just going to assume all the tires get used because I'm going
• 1:02:26
  to go till the lights go out. Well, yeah, unless the unless
• 1:02:28
  you literally can't. Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  OK. That's fair.
• 1:02:31
  And you got no cats. So what do you want to do about
• 1:02:33
  this before you drive? The cats.
• 1:02:34
  OK, here's what Because my buddy who could have taken me to the
• 1:02:39
  store, his clutch is smoked. Fuck.
• 1:02:42
  You got other friends? What would I do?
• 1:02:44
  Yeah, maybe we, I get a buddy, maybe Ethan, maybe Quan or
• 1:02:46
  somebody takes me to the part store and.
• 1:02:49
  You're going to get a slip fit straight.
• 1:02:51
  Slip fit, little HVAC tube looking thing.
• 1:02:54
  I don't know if anybody. If you're in the chat right now
• 1:02:57
  and you've used this, let me know how you use it.
• 1:03:00
  That bendy shit that they always have just standing up in the
• 1:03:03
  part store. I've never seen anybody have
• 1:03:05
  that in line. I'm going to be that guy.
• 1:03:08
  I'm gonna get in line. I'm gonna buy this thing.
• 1:03:09
  I'm gonna buy something. One of those, you know, those
• 1:03:10
  clamps. It's a you get some of those bad
• 1:03:13
  boys, we're good to go. Hopefully it'll quiet it up a
• 1:03:17
  little bit. Probably not, but at least at
• 1:03:21
  least my main concern with that happening is like, first of all,
• 1:03:24
  don't think that I would. I wouldn't drive that home as is
• 1:03:27
  I. Know you could.
• 1:03:28
  But the problem is, is if Chris is in the car and it's me in the
• 1:03:31
  car and we're in there driving and the fumes are coming right
• 1:03:37
  into the cab, we might crash and die.
• 1:03:41
  Or catch on fire. Or that.
• 1:03:44
  So how much did you spend on this whole?
• 1:03:47
  I don't even know how much that little pipe thing is.
• 1:03:50
  Hold on. Hey, Lauren.
• 1:03:54
  Lauren Donating 2 Oh my God dude.
• 1:03:56
  He just said someone's he didn't, he didn't want to put
• 1:03:59
  it. On Lauren wants someone's diff
• 1:04:00
  cover Just snap. No.
• 1:04:03
  No. Shit.
• 1:04:04
  Exhaust tube repair How? Exhaust tubing Like what?
• 1:04:09
  What do you even look that up at?
• 1:04:10
  I know what you're talking about.
• 1:04:11
  Let's say 60 bucks. 60 bucks? OK, that's fair.
• 1:04:14
  I'll bargain with you. $60.00 and the clamps too.
• 1:04:21
  What a bargain. I'll bargain with you, bitch.
• 1:04:25
  I'm God. All right, well, let's prep for
• 1:04:30
  the next event. The next event is Thompson in
• 1:04:32
  Connecticut. You guys are worldwide.
• 1:04:35
  Worldwide, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:37
  Yeah. All right, well, Thompson is a
• 1:04:39
  single day event. You all know the track.
• 1:04:45
  I never drifted it, but I've seen it.
• 1:04:48
  I played in a Seto a few times. Clubhouse.
• 1:04:50
  Sure, it's. Literally a kidney.
• 1:04:53
  I love that track. I wanna try it so badly.
• 1:04:56
  OK, so you know it. Carl, what do you gotta get?
• 1:04:59
  I got to 1 strap the Chevy up. To that Wait, wait, wait, hold
• 1:05:04
  on. How'd you guys get home?
• 1:05:06
  I drove home. You drove home.
• 1:05:08
  We drove. No, you did not.
• 1:05:09
  I trailed your car home. OK, I trailed my car home.
• 1:05:13
  And then? We, Chris, Chris, you're a man.
• 1:05:15
  You can make your own decisions. I'm not going to let you ruin
• 1:05:18
  the rest of the car. What if that?
• 1:05:20
  What if that clutch blows up and then you're stuck?
• 1:05:23
  At least at the track we can address.
• 1:05:25
  In a car with a fake plate? No.
• 1:05:28
  No, no, no, no, no. We would tow it back to my
• 1:05:30
  house. It's about an hour away.
• 1:05:31
  Then we just come back and get mine.
• 1:05:34
  No problem. But he said, it's smoked.
• 1:05:36
  It's just slipping. That's gonna smoke itself on the
• 1:05:40
  way home. You don't.
• 1:05:40
  Blown. You don't think that chat is
• 1:05:42
  gonna make your clutch explode? The chat forgot about that
• 1:05:48
  factor. I don't know how I feel about
• 1:05:49
  this donation factor. But The thing is, is like, First
• 1:05:53
  things first. If you're at that kind of event
• 1:05:55
  and you have that issue, address that shit when you're all
• 1:05:57
  together. It's a real conversation right
• 1:05:59
  now that would be happening at at the track.
• 1:06:01
  Carl trying to convince Chris to let him take his car on the
• 1:06:03
  Chris saying I don't want to does.
• 1:06:05
  OK, dungeon message. Does my car move?
• 1:06:08
  Yeah, on its own. Yeah, I'm driving home.
• 1:06:11
  All right. All right.
• 1:06:12
  So I say bye to Chris and I put my car on the trailer, All
• 1:06:15
  right? That's how we get home.
• 1:06:18
  Carl gets pulled over. How?
• 1:06:21
  What He just he saw the truck. He.
• 1:06:25
  He's. He's probably just stopping me
• 1:06:26
  to be like, yo. There was too much Chrome on
• 1:06:28
  that thing. He had to pull you over.
• 1:06:30
  Make sure you weren't a drug dealer.
• 1:06:31
  Uh huh. So he walks over.
• 1:06:35
  License registration. Carl.
• 1:06:41
  Hey, officer. Yeah, I pulled you over.
• 1:06:46
  No, no, no, actually, no. Me either.
• 1:06:49
  Give me your fucking paperwork. I give you my paperwork, I
• 1:06:54
  registered the truck. Thank you.
• 1:06:55
  One second. I'll be right back.
• 1:06:56
  Why does it smell? Oh no.
• 1:07:00
  You smell that? It's truck smells like.
• 1:07:03
  Eggs What's that smell? Eggs No.
• 1:07:06
  'Cause the cats are gone. Oh.
• 1:07:08
  OK. Is that what that smells like?
• 1:07:09
  When they're bad, they're they smell like eggs, but they're
• 1:07:11
  gone. Yeah, they're gone.
• 1:07:13
  What's that smell? Running a little rich.
• 1:07:16
  I promise you I'll tune her up good next week.
• 1:07:18
  All right, give me a minute. Let me run your paperwork.
• 1:07:22
  No way, no. Way you gotta do the keyboard,
• 1:07:25
  do the keyboard. Oh yeah, Carl del Rosario.
• 1:07:35
  Why is the name so long? Are you kidding me?
• 1:07:38
  You're gonna? Can you say that was on your
• 1:07:42
  license or something? Yeah.
• 1:07:44
  What kind of fucking What kind of Oriental shit goes back?
• 1:07:51
  All right, you're good to get get out of here.
• 1:07:54
  All right, you got it. You got away with that one.
• 1:07:57
  But he did notice something was going on with that truck.
• 1:08:00
  Interesting. So I don't know.
• 1:08:02
  Foreshadowing. I don't like that.
• 1:08:03
  I'm just saying. That was unnecessary, but maybe
• 1:08:06
  it might have been necessary. Now if Chris's car was on the
• 1:08:08
  back of that and he was driving your car, that would have been
• 1:08:10
  bad. I mean, I'm not telling anybody
• 1:08:13
  to do anything, but sometimes in that kind of fight or flight
• 1:08:16
  situation, those are the best memories I've ever had.
• 1:08:20
  Running from the cops, I agree. Next.
• 1:08:23
  Maybe not that. All right, So, Chris, prep work,
• 1:08:28
  you got to fix a clutch. Well now you got to do a clutch.
• 1:08:30
  It's going to be like clutch kit.
• 1:08:36
  One minute, 620 dollars. Fucking Carl.
• 1:08:39
  One minute. I'm I'm playing by the rules.
• 1:08:42
  Sorry, officer. How?
• 1:08:43
  How much, Chris, Chris, how much?
• 1:08:50
  6/20 for the clutch kit. What is that?
• 1:08:52
  How much a clutch kit is for an E36?
• 1:08:55
  On ECS tuning baby. Yeah, plus gear oil.
• 1:08:57
  Gear oil, let's say. OK, slave cylinder.
• 1:09:01
  You said we blow. You said that, Wisbo.
• 1:09:05
  What is it? I don't know.
• 1:09:06
  You don't need that shit. Is that what is that?
• 1:09:09
  Oh, fluid 6? Let's as big as 7. 107 hundred.
• 1:09:13
  Let's just make it 700. Oh, and I got my more tires
• 1:09:19
  again. Yeah.
• 1:09:22
  Isn't drifting sick. You only need to get a payment
• 1:09:25
  if you want, but you should probably have #4.
• 1:09:28
  Isn't drifting sick? I just got off at 3:20.
• 1:09:31
  I just got off the phone with my friend where we were talking
• 1:09:34
  about why I have terrible spending habits.
• 1:09:36
  And he was like, dude, it's so easy.
• 1:09:37
  Just pay your debt down. And I'm like, do you understand?
• 1:09:40
  I like to drift. Drifting burns so much money.
• 1:09:45
  At least you're on food stamps. Perfect.
• 1:09:50
  Tapped in. You put the four tires in there,
• 1:09:52
  right? Yeah, I did.
• 1:09:53
  All right, Thompson 150. I'm sorry, boys.
• 1:09:58
  I'm going to have to fuck one of your days up soon, so.
• 1:10:01
  You already T boned me. And you took your cats.
• 1:10:04
  And you took my cats. Those are two weird things that
• 1:10:06
  I feel like wouldn't happen to me.
• 1:10:08
  T-bone would. T-bone, it's coming next.
• 1:10:10
  Yeah, from you. Not from me.
• 1:10:13
  You have? You have a little rusty, pal.
• 1:10:14
  We're running your crackhead fucking tandem buddies.
• 1:10:16
  Nah, no way. No way.
• 1:10:17
  All my friends are crackheads in the right way.
• 1:10:22
  What else are we missing? Come on, someone remind me we're
• 1:10:24
  missing something here. Missing what tires for me.
• 1:10:28
  Carl Yeah. What do you what do you need?
• 1:10:30
  I need so I have the Thompson event right here for the 150.
• 1:10:33
  I need another set of $300.00 Ztex HP1000 Ztex Sponsor me
• 1:10:37
  please. Carl, your front tires are worn
• 1:10:40
  down. Fuck.
• 1:10:43
  Are they really? Yeah, I run it at like 60 PSI.
• 1:10:47
  Oh well, that's even Dumber. Like I can't wait till all you.
• 1:10:53
  Haven't gotten a fucking. Alignment.
• 1:10:55
  I can't wait. I'm going to.
• 1:10:56
  I'm going to obviously do it now.
• 1:10:57
  Relax. Well, you have to now.
• 1:10:59
  OK, but. If you did it before all.
• 1:11:02
  Right. Give me some fucking tires.
• 1:11:03
  Give me. I'm going to get some fucking
• 1:11:05
  one minute. Give me Malcolm.
• 1:11:07
  Start the clock. All right now.
• 1:11:09
  They said at 2:30. Five.
• 1:11:11
  Run it. It's running.
• 1:11:12
  All right. Malcolm, I told you we're gonna
• 1:11:13
  leave at 8:00 tonight. It's the O2 all right.
• 1:11:18
  So Kenda KR. Twenties, $133 on Amazon arrives
• 1:11:23
  before Christmas. In case you are wondering,
• 1:11:25
  that's a pair. That's for one brother, so. 260.
• 1:11:30
  $4 Just make it 260 who? The fuck are you?
• 1:11:38
  I was about to say. Don't say anything.
• 1:11:40
  Don't say anything muffled. Oh.
• 1:11:42
  Shit. What?
• 1:11:45
  928. You need rear tires too.
• 1:11:49
  That I already I already. How much?
• 1:11:52
  300 I've been buying the same for tires.
• 1:11:55
  What about that tire tax? Tire tax $4.00?
• 1:11:58
  What are you talking about? I'm talking about New Jersey
• 1:12:00
  tire tax bitch Chris mandated. OK. 5 seconds are you?
• 1:12:05
  Done. I'm going to order them to
• 1:12:06
  Delaware and have my brother pick him up and then I meet him
• 1:12:08
  at the track. Some stingy shit.
• 1:12:10
  I've done it before. There it is.
• 1:12:14
  There it is. Bitch.
• 1:12:16
  How many? How much for the tires?
• 1:12:18
  300, that's what you that's what we've been charging me this
• 1:12:21
  whole time. Don't.
• 1:12:22
  Didn't we have a contract? Something good should happen in
• 1:12:27
  one of you. Like what?
• 1:12:29
  But it won't. It's all.
• 1:12:32
  Right, $150.00 for the event. You gonna do an oil change this
• 1:12:36
  year or? OK, so I'm gonna do an oil
• 1:12:38
  change. Good idea.
• 1:12:40
  OK. 'Cause you know what happens
• 1:12:41
  when you don't, they come knocking.
• 1:12:45
  I know I have a plan for that, brother.
• 1:12:47
  Don't you worry. Oh, you already have a plan for
• 1:12:48
  that? Yes.
• 1:12:49
  Perfect. Yes, OK 'cause see, I'm about to
• 1:12:52
  rock your world right now. You have no idea what I'm about
• 1:12:54
  to do. I hope I don't have to blow your
• 1:12:56
  motor up just to see what you want to do, because I will.
• 1:13:00
  You can't stop me, dude. But you got 11,000.
• 1:13:03
  Dollars. I will persevere, OK, Oil
• 1:13:06
  change. Oil change?
• 1:13:07
  I went to faction because I was like, no, you didn't.
• 1:13:10
  Yes, I did because I couldn't figure it out What's going on.
• 1:13:13
  And you got an alignment. OK.
• 1:13:15
  So that's a quick little $300. Day.
• 1:13:17
  That's a quick 250. OK, cool.
• 1:13:19
  I'm not. I'm not going to argue with
• 1:13:20
  that. You got suspension arms in that
• 1:13:22
  thing? Whatever, it stopped with an
• 1:13:25
  angle kit in the front, I believe.
• 1:13:27
  So oil change and an alignment. You said 250.
• 1:13:35
  Yeah, We should do free oil changes with alignments.
• 1:13:38
  We should do that, yeah. No.
• 1:13:43
  You guys just gonna come up with that right now?
• 1:13:45
  Yeah, you pay for the oil. Yeah, when the first customer
• 1:13:47
  comes and you're gonna be like, what the fuck am I doing?
• 1:13:49
  I. Didn't even need an alignment.
• 1:13:55
  Twitch drift, said Vanos issues. Yeah.
• 1:14:00
  Uh oh, OK. After I got that little issue
• 1:14:06
  with the truck, I now realize I don't like this truck anymore.
• 1:14:12
  No, you're not doing this. It's too much money.
• 1:14:17
  I'm selling it. No, it's too much money.
• 1:14:19
  Who? Who are you to stop ME3 grand I
• 1:14:23
  get for it. No.
• 1:14:24
  Give me the three grand bag. No.
• 1:14:25
  Yes. Nope.
• 1:14:27
  Yes, it's got no fucking cats on it. 3 grand.
• 1:14:30
  I lost 800 bucks on it. It sounds like a speed boat.
• 1:14:33
  When you start it, it's still. A good dude.
• 1:14:35
  Some people like that. I swear to you I sell it.
• 1:14:38
  I mean if, let me get. Listed for sale, no one bought.
• 1:14:43
  It what? No.
• 1:14:44
  Take the truck. Moving on, dude.
• 1:14:46
  Moving on. Buy my truck.
• 1:14:48
  You renting a trailer or you leaving at home?
• 1:14:50
  Dude, buy my truck. Are you leaving at home or?
• 1:14:53
  Buy my truck, dude, I have an idea.
• 1:14:55
  No. All right.
• 1:14:57
  Well, I. Will leave the for sale ad.
• 1:14:58
  OK, OK. So the for sale ad is up for the
• 1:15:01
  truck. I'm still using it I guess.
• 1:15:03
  Yeah, so $60.00 for a trailer. Yo, wait, why can't you St.
• 1:15:12
  drive it to these events too far?
• 1:15:14
  Because I chose to buy a truck and I didn't register the BMW
• 1:15:16
  yet. So my plan was to sell the
• 1:15:21
  truck, but Dungeon Master Frankie isn't letting that
• 1:15:25
  happen. He you don't just say I'm gonna
• 1:15:26
  sell my truck and then it sells in the same minute.
• 1:15:28
  It does, man. You gotta why don't you let him
• 1:15:31
  sell the truck? But he can't buy another truck.
• 1:15:33
  He has a street drive for the rest of.
• 1:15:34
  The that's what the intention. Is he can do whatever he wants
• 1:15:37
  to do but. Somebody has to buy the truck.
• 1:15:38
  Someone has to buy the fucking truck.
• 1:15:40
  So if someone sends us $3000 in the chat right now.
• 1:15:43
  You know, chat. Put an put an offer for Carl's
• 1:15:46
  truck right now and see. It's a Chevy 250,000 miles.
• 1:15:51
  $3000 Send it as a payment. Barely broken in.
• 1:15:56
  I would buy it. 3 grand. No cats.
• 1:15:58
  You're bugging cat eye Laurent Twitch says he sold it to a
• 1:16:05
  landscaper. Perfect.
• 1:16:09
  Someone offered 420 dollars. Shit.
• 1:16:14
  That's when. That's when you hit him with
• 1:16:16
  that thumbs up emoji in Marketplace.
• 1:16:20
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a blue thumbs up.
• 1:16:22
  Yeah. There's a lot of bad things that
• 1:16:25
  they wish, they wish, dude, bad things are coming right now.
• 1:16:30
  Dude, Frankie's in a singing mood.
• 1:16:32
  That's 'cause I'm you're singing Drake.
• 1:16:35
  Oh, you got it. You got?
• 1:16:35
  Another bid, 421. Oh shit, we're not having a bid
• 1:16:40
  on this fucking joke right now. Put a timer for one minute.
• 1:16:43
  One minute goes to the highest bidder.
• 1:16:46
  No way 'cause then somebody should say 10 grand.
• 1:16:49
  No one's buying this truck. Yes, they are.
• 1:16:52
  Man, it's a beautiful truck. You hear them crying, it's.
• 1:16:56
  A beautiful truck. All right, Carl has spent
• 1:16:58
  $12,539. So far.
• 1:17:00
  That's nothing to show for it. Chris has spent $9755.
• 1:17:08
  Nothing to show for it. I got a fucking BMW, brother
• 1:17:12
  Bavarian. Thompson it is.
• 1:17:15
  You're trailering. Chris is driving.
• 1:17:18
  Dang, you got to. Offer for 2600 bucks and they
• 1:17:20
  gave us $2.00. They donated $2.00.
• 1:17:22
  Fuck yo, I'm taking it Frankie, but that might be valid.
• 1:17:26
  Frankie. That might be valid.
• 1:17:27
  Too bad he's driving it to the event all right, OK.
• 1:17:29
  Don't you worry man. Who was that?
• 1:17:32
  WDDGWDG. Don't you worry.
• 1:17:35
  I'm going to get you this truck and.
• 1:17:38
  She'll treat you right, 20. $2.00 I got $2.00.
• 1:17:43
  All right. Chris, how's your?
• 1:17:45
  Guy, seriously, thank you so much.
• 1:17:47
  Good. Thompson's pretty far away.
• 1:17:49
  It's. Like 2 Oh no, you're my friend.
• 1:17:53
  Shit, you're beat. Shit, you're beat.
• 1:17:57
  Dude should have bought the GX. Slave slave cylinder goes on the
• 1:18:01
  way up. OK, so now you're just fucking
• 1:18:05
  floating, floating them gears all the way to fucking Thompson.
• 1:18:09
  No way. Yep.
• 1:18:13
  So you got to figure that one, figure that one out when you get
• 1:18:15
  there, Carl, blowout on the truck.
• 1:18:19
  Oh. Right before I'm selling it.
• 1:18:25
  Actually, you know what? I'll do one better for you.
• 1:18:26
  Blowout on the trailer. That's easy.
• 1:18:30
  Isn't there already a spare? Roadside assistance dude.
• 1:18:32
  I always get that plan from U-Haul that's included in
• 1:18:35
  $60.00. That's why it's 60.
• 1:18:37
  You sure? Otherwise it'd be 52.
• 1:18:40
  So what do they do? They take like 4 hours to come
• 1:18:43
  there and they give me a tire. I swear to God.
• 1:18:46
  Our one friend Jake 240SX on the way to Mid Pond blew out one on
• 1:18:49
  his trailer and he opted to go fix it himself.
• 1:18:54
  Shout out Jake. So you lose some drifting time,
• 1:18:56
  but. I did.
• 1:18:58
  I honestly, I honestly at that point probably lost money for
• 1:19:01
  that event cause the merit you're telling me I got a blow
• 1:19:05
  out on the trailer on the way to Connecticut.
• 1:19:10
  Fucked. Yeah, and that was before you
• 1:19:14
  guys. Did I make it to to Tom?
• 1:19:15
  Yeah, you did. OK, damn, you left me.
• 1:19:18
  Hell yeah. You already paid the entry fee.
• 1:19:23
  Fuck. OK, yeah.
• 1:19:25
  So I get the trailer fixed, OK? And at that time, if depending
• 1:19:30
  on the time, let's say they did take that 4 hours to get there
• 1:19:33
  and fix everything, I'm going to go home.
• 1:19:36
  You know I'm going to drift. No, brother.
• 1:19:40
  I know, I know. It's part of the game.
• 1:19:42
  It's. A pretty realistic answer.
• 1:19:45
  On this. It's part of the game, dude.
• 1:19:46
  You're telling me you're waiting there all day?
• 1:19:48
  I'd be pissed. You're right, it's realistic.
• 1:19:51
  And so is having your strut tower collapse, Chris.
• 1:19:54
  So that's the other thing that happens to you while you're
• 1:19:55
  there. You told?
• 1:19:57
  Me. I made it there.
• 1:19:58
  You did? With a blown slave.
• 1:20:00
  You did and you drifted. You had probably the best
• 1:20:02
  drifting of your life and I didn't even see.
• 1:20:04
  It all you had to do was just bang in a second gear and
• 1:20:06
  fucking just take advantage. No, you had to fix.
• 1:20:09
  You had to fix it. Did you fix the slave while you
• 1:20:11
  got there? I feel like you have no choice.
• 1:20:12
  I'm gonna have to How much is a slave?
• 1:20:14
  I don't know. Slave cylinder for a BMW?
• 1:20:17
  Probably. Dude.
• 1:20:18
  Foreign parts I'm learning are pretty expensive.
• 1:20:21
  That's a foreign Bavarian. Bavarian.
• 1:20:28
  Dude, I'm still ready to unload this truck, baby.
• 1:20:30
  Unload what? Yeah, FCP. 2600 he offered me
• 1:20:33
  money. It's.
• 1:20:34
  In Connecticut, right? FCP Yeah, they happened to be
• 1:20:36
  drifting that day, 40. Two.
• 1:20:37
  OK. Sick, yo.
• 1:20:40
  That is a resourceful guy. Come on now.
• 1:20:43
  Dude, my boy's smart all. Right, but who's who's doing the
• 1:20:45
  labor? Make it 50 bucks.
• 1:20:47
  Guys have to buy brake fluid. I'm going to do it.
• 1:20:50
  Man, you can't do this. Your main tech.
• 1:20:55
  Are you going to ask me with the sleeve?
• 1:20:56
  Would you not ask me with the with the clutch?
• 1:20:59
  That's easy. OK.
• 1:21:01
  Just internal slave by the way. No, it's not.
• 1:21:03
  I'm kidding. I.
• 1:21:03
  Was about to say. Are they?
• 1:21:04
  I don't want a BMW trans anymore.
• 1:21:08
  All right, Slave was good. And then on your last run you
• 1:21:10
  were like and you felt a little something.
• 1:21:14
  You like Oh no feels. Like my alignment's kind of out
• 1:21:16
  of whack. No.
• 1:21:17
  That's when you went inside under the hood and you saw a
• 1:21:19
  strut tower. Fucking.
• 1:21:21
  No, it's the back on those on the sub you know, you know that
• 1:21:23
  like. I know that, but someone said.
• 1:21:26
  Yeah. How much does one motion charge
• 1:21:28
  for that? Probably $1,000,000.
• 1:21:30
  To reinforce the rear sub. Rear sub No the rear strut
• 1:21:33
  towers. I don't know, but you could do
• 1:21:34
  it here, Ethan, He says. Strut tower blown out.
• 1:21:39
  OK, so he means the back. Probably.
• 1:21:41
  OK, they always rot out. No, it's not strong enough.
• 1:21:46
  No, they rot out too. And they rot out what doesn't,
• 1:21:49
  though. OK, so you read that shit.
• 1:21:53
  OK, so I got to fix the rear strut towers.
• 1:21:57
  So keep that in mind. So I'm gonna get it fixed and
• 1:22:00
  reinforced. How much is that gonna run me
• 1:22:02
  at? Ask Ethan.
• 1:22:04
  Probably 4.8 million. Should I just call one mission
• 1:22:06
  right now? Definitely not.
• 1:22:08
  It's 8:00 PM. I'll sell you my shell, Chris.
• 1:22:12
  What shell? My BMW shell.
• 1:22:15
  Chris Carl's already baby on the way.
• 1:22:17
  It's over for him. Carl, while you were broken
• 1:22:21
  down, you went to a truck stop. You encountered a lot, Lizard.
• 1:22:27
  What temptations took a hold? Of you temptations took a hold
• 1:22:29
  of you ain't. No.
• 1:22:30
  Way. That's a submitted answer.
• 1:22:32
  And she took 40 bucks. Oh my God, that dirty bitch.
• 1:22:36
  That's a hand job. That's it.
• 1:22:39
  Hey, yo. How you know?
• 1:22:40
  I'm just speculating, Malcolm Cam right now.
• 1:22:45
  Lot Lizard 40 bucks, OK. Realistically, this reinstruct
• 1:22:51
  tower fix, I don't know, 6 to 800 bucks.
• 1:22:54
  God damn. Probably right five.
• 1:22:57
  Let's say 500. Let's say 800.
• 1:22:59
  OK 8. 100. 800 bucks you. Gotta talk louder, Cruise.
• 1:23:05
  What was that? I said you need to speak louder.
• 1:23:08
  Sorry. Use your shop voice, All right,
• 1:23:12
  Carl, you got tires left. Yeah, I I have.
• 1:23:14
  I'm kind of OK. Yeah.
• 1:23:18
  Oh, and I got by. How did I drift that day?
• 1:23:20
  Yep, all tires are gone. Fuck, you had a pretty good day
• 1:23:25
  other than their whole car being broken.
• 1:23:30
  Lotly. Jesus Christ.
• 1:23:32
  Damn it Will. Said a lot of lizards.
• 1:23:35
  They have a full set of teeth. They're cops.
• 1:23:39
  Don't trust them. Can I see a dental X-ray?
• 1:23:44
  All right, well, that was a good day of drifting.
• 1:23:46
  Not for me. Yeah, thank God that happened to
• 1:23:50
  you, because you would have been.
• 1:23:52
  Something else would have happened.
• 1:23:53
  Bro, well, OK, get ready for this next one, man.
• 1:23:56
  I'm just saying. All right, moving on to the next
• 1:24:00
  page. Why is this on 2 pages?
• 1:24:02
  I don't know. Carl sells his truck.
• 1:24:07
  Yes, thank you WDWGDGWDGWDG. He gave you 2600 bucks 2600
• 1:24:16
  ponies. I lost.
• 1:24:18
  Oh grand 1200 on that fucking truck Fuck.
• 1:24:23
  Which happens, dude. Unfortunately, not everybody can
• 1:24:27
  get into cars and start flipping them.
• 1:24:28
  That's like unrealistic as hell. I think a lot of people think
• 1:24:31
  that they can do that right off the rip.
• 1:24:35
  Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
• 1:24:39
  Enjoy the truck. WDG.
• 1:24:43
  Yeah, give me a credit. Give me a credit.
• 1:24:47
  Yeah, your Chris is still smoking you.
• 1:24:50
  What's the credit now like? Well, how much what?
• 1:24:52
  What money are? We at well, you got to subtract
• 1:24:53
  a lot Lizard fee Dang Well Dang. We're not doing that until we we
• 1:24:59
  do the next event Monday. OK.
• 1:25:02
  OK, East Coast badge is the next event.
• 1:25:04
  Oh Lord, God help everyone. Oh fuck, it's going to be a wet
• 1:25:08
  one. That's fine, brother. 265 for
• 1:25:14
  the event, Chris, you need tires.
• 1:25:21
  Going to make it 6. Yeah, you should make it 8.
• 1:25:27
  What does that? Mean it's a two day event.
• 1:25:29
  Six, OK, so 480. Yeah, 6 is a good number.
• 1:25:39
  Carl, you need more tires or what?
• 1:25:40
  I need. I'm going to buy two more.
• 1:25:43
  So that's 150. Yeah.
• 1:25:47
  So how much money do I have after selling the truck?
• 1:25:50
  9 thousand 9980 I. Don't know why we let him sell
• 1:26:00
  his truck. Yup, now I got to register the
• 1:26:04
  E46. I said thanks for the truck.
• 1:26:06
  What the fuck are we doing? So 9980, I got to register the
• 1:26:15
  E46 now, which by the way I pulled out the door.
• 1:26:17
  It looks like a bag of Dicks. Oh, I'm sure it looks like shit.
• 1:26:21
  But it's New Jersey and I register the car 250 bucks like
• 1:26:27
  Chris said. Oh, I'm doing this wrong.
• 1:26:30
  Hold on. What's wrong?
• 1:26:35
  Your number's so high. I was.
• 1:26:37
  I was doing shit in reverse. Dude, get ready.
• 1:26:39
  You have no idea 'cause we're a couple events in, OK?
• 1:26:42
  I just. It's a homestretch right now.
• 1:26:45
  Home stretch. You don't think I'm gonna
• 1:26:47
  fucking well? We're at #4 right now.
• 1:26:49
  How? Many events are left. 11 after
• 1:26:51
  this. Just about one.
• 1:26:53
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:26:55
  Told you. We going home tonight, Malcolm.
• 1:26:57
  Watch this. Watch this.
• 1:26:59
  You ready? No, dude, I wanted to say.
• 1:27:01
  It's so bad. What?
• 1:27:02
  What do you wanna do? Right here.
• 1:27:07
  Oh my God, here we go. Spit it out.
• 1:27:10
  Right here for $3000. Are you an idiot or are you an
• 1:27:13
  idiot? It is A1JZ VVTI.
• 1:27:20
  Bro, it's not gonna be $3000. I have all the other parts too
• 1:27:24
  in it on the on another page. Oh, my fault.
• 1:27:27
  My fault. Everything to the trans for
• 1:27:32
  extra money. So let's say I get it to 3500
• 1:27:34
  bucks. I'm sorry to everyone in the
• 1:27:37
  chat, Carl's gonna lose tonight. 3500 bucks I pick up A1J and
• 1:27:41
  then and then for another however much this E46.
• 1:27:48
  You're at 10,000 right now. You want to buy A1JZ and swap it
• 1:27:51
  in your car for no reason. I mean, the goal is to get as
• 1:27:54
  close as you can to 15,000. He's not going to make it.
• 1:27:58
  Yeah, yeah. OK, another 7. 100 I've ever
• 1:28:04
  heard of. Let's call another grand.
• 1:28:09
  So 4 grand. Oh dear.
• 1:28:16
  And I have a 1J. Chris, keep in mind you do have
• 1:28:18
  to get as close as you can. I'm trying.
• 1:28:23
  Cuz let's let's say he does come within $100 and you you have a
• 1:28:27
  lower number than he wins, so. Well, what if he goes over?
• 1:28:33
  Here, if he goes over, he loses. Yeah, but so you want to get
• 1:28:38
  LS1? Let's have some.
• 1:28:42
  Fun but but. Mind you, now I'm, I'm, I did
• 1:28:45
  the math with I did the math with the registration and the
• 1:28:48
  truck and the one J and the extra grand for the
• 1:28:51
  miscellaneous parts and shit like that $14,230.
• 1:28:55
  You have to drift a whole another event after this one.
• 1:28:59
  OK, I kept the old long block. What?
• 1:29:03
  Do you mean you kept the old long block?
• 1:29:04
  What? Is that going to?
• 1:29:05
  Do what is that going to do with you?
• 1:29:07
  I'm going to sell it. You're not selling any more
• 1:29:09
  shit. How do you think I get buy?
• 1:29:12
  You're not doing this anymore? No way, bro.
• 1:29:14
  How are you to tell me I can't? I'm the Dungeon Master.
• 1:29:18
  This is how people maintain and sustain drifting.
• 1:29:21
  Dude, you buy Jay-Z? 'S man you buy.
• 1:29:25
  You buy and sell things accordingly, and you make your
• 1:29:28
  moves and plan. Chris, can you.
• 1:29:30
  How do you think I make it through with the money that I
• 1:29:32
  have and drift 10 events a year and you're telling me your
• 1:29:37
  engine I'm wrong? I'm going to sell my engine for
• 1:29:39
  a grand. No.
• 1:29:41
  Yes. No, yes.
• 1:29:44
  No. Dude, it's a no for me.
• 1:29:48
  Well, oh, what is this? Dude, I sell it for a grand.
• 1:29:53
  You're crazy. You are not selling it.
• 1:29:57
  All I need don't make me ask the chat again.
• 1:29:59
  All I need is 1 mic in the chat requested that Carl get gets too
• 1:30:05
  confident and ends up going to Wawa doing a backing on
• 1:30:09
  backtrack. Rear left control arm and wheel
• 1:30:11
  tie and wheel slash tire are smoked.
• 1:30:13
  Yeah, it's gonna be a lot worse than that for him.
• 1:30:15
  Thanks for the 5 bucks, Mike. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
• 1:30:17
  Let me sell the long block. You're not selling it.
• 1:30:19
  You want to buy the Jay-Z or not?
• 1:30:20
  He's flipping this shit. I'm buying the Jay-Z if I can
• 1:30:23
  sell the Long. No, you can't sell it.
• 1:30:25
  Dude, no one wants it. It's a fucking E46 motor.
• 1:30:28
  No one wants. That shit.
• 1:30:29
  Wait, why? Why are you going one J when you
• 1:30:31
  have no engine issues? I want more power.
• 1:30:37
  OK. OK.
• 1:30:38
  OK, OK, I I I have. Honestly, I've drifted the
• 1:30:42
  season with the E46. I missed my Toyota.
• 1:30:45
  I was like, Toyota was sick. Let's combine the two.
• 1:30:47
  Now I'd let me sell the long block.
• 1:30:49
  No, dude. This isn't turning into AI.
• 1:30:52
  Sell things, this is. It's how it works.
• 1:30:55
  It's how it works. You come in with a plan.
• 1:30:57
  You plan your season one thing. You plan your season one thing.
• 1:31:00
  No way. You plan your season to.
• 1:31:03
  You're not selling another. Thing No way.
• 1:31:05
  Time limit is up dude. What's your decision?
• 1:31:08
  I. Sold the long block you're.
• 1:31:09
  Not getting the money so. For a.
• 1:31:11
  Grant, you got robbed. There you go.
• 1:31:14
  You're right. You did try to sell it.
• 1:31:15
  He came up with a gun, and now you're fucking broke.
• 1:31:18
  You're crazy if you don't think I'm going to fucking think of
• 1:31:20
  something there. You're bugging what?
• 1:31:22
  Are you going to do slap him? Maybe.
• 1:31:25
  Maybe bro right for the eye gauge you're bugging.
• 1:31:28
  Just be like Nah Nah. I poke.
• 1:31:31
  You're done. You're done.
• 1:31:34
  Bro, let me sell. Along.
• 1:31:34
  No, we're moving on, Carl. Dude, that's it's a nice motor.
• 1:31:39
  No. Nope.
• 1:31:41
  You already sold the truck. Dude, you suck and I didn't want
• 1:31:44
  to do that. What about I wait till the next
• 1:31:46
  event and I sell the long block that's not.
• 1:31:49
  Letting you sell that engine. Somebody in the chat said that
• 1:31:52
  engine is worth $5 I. Thank you.
• 1:31:54
  Thank you. $1000 5 bucks. I've owned that motor.
• 1:31:59
  All of them burned more oil than AVQ.
• 1:32:02
  Crap. Thanks for the info by the way.
• 1:32:05
  I didn't know that. Don't say any more about the
• 1:32:08
  engine. Don't say anything.
• 1:32:13
  Christ. People are getting annoyed with
• 1:32:15
  the engine. We gotta move on.
• 1:32:17
  They said it's trash, literally. Is it really?
• 1:32:23
  I thought BMW engines were good. Make your decision, Carl.
• 1:32:26
  Fine, I'll, I'll, I'll throw another one to you next time.
• 1:32:30
  Are you gonna keep the one J or no?
• 1:32:31
  Or if you can buy 1J or no. NO1J.
• 1:32:35
  All that crush crush my dreams, smart man.
• 1:32:38
  All because you wouldn't let me sell the one block.
• 1:32:41
  This isn't Carl's World, and we're just living in it.
• 1:32:43
  This is Dungeon Master's World, and you're all fucking.
• 1:32:45
  I've been. Doing it wrong, It's the pit
• 1:32:46
  master. OK, so no one J, but I did sell
• 1:32:51
  the truck and I had to register it and what else did I need to
• 1:32:56
  do? It's a two day you said Yep.
• 1:32:59
  All right. So then another pair of tires so
• 1:33:04
  that I have six like Chris because Chris talked me into
• 1:33:06
  getting more tires. So I have 6.
• 1:33:12
  You have 6 and did you only buy a pair?
• 1:33:15
  I had four before, yeah. And I didn't drive because the
• 1:33:19
  trailer blow up. All right, I got the numbers
• 1:33:21
  here. Oh God, Carl's at $10,394.00 No
• 1:33:26
  One J and Chris is at 11,350. Crap that one J move.
• 1:33:32
  I should have made it earlier. Should have made it earlier.
• 1:33:37
  Like, no reason to do that. We have no reason to drift.
• 1:33:40
  You're right. All right, ECB, it's a little
• 1:33:46
  what out. It always is.
• 1:33:48
  It's a little what out. Carl didn't get the memo.
• 1:33:51
  Oh no. Slides out backtrack Straight to
• 1:33:53
  Wawa? No.
• 1:33:54
  Mike, why did you do that? Boom knuckle boom control arm,
• 1:33:58
  boom fucking brake caliper. Everything's broken.
• 1:34:01
  E brake fucking springs flying across the track.
• 1:34:04
  Fucking fucking Hector's screaming at What the fuck are
• 1:34:08
  you doing over here? Hector is going to beat my ass
• 1:34:12
  if you saw me do some something like that.
• 1:34:14
  Yeah, so now you're getting towed off the fucking track.
• 1:34:17
  No. Yep, fucking scratching up the
• 1:34:20
  whole fucking pavement. Fucking God damn.
• 1:34:23
  Looking like a clown. Chris on the other hand.
• 1:34:26
  Still center Bud. Oh boy, give it to me, Duck.
• 1:34:31
  You had a great first day. No way.
• 1:34:35
  No way. No way.
• 1:34:37
  What do you? What is that?
• 1:34:38
  Easy. All right, let me.
• 1:34:39
  Let me see. Let me see.
• 1:34:39
  No, no. Let it rock.
• 1:34:40
  Let it rock. I mean, you got to make it kind
• 1:34:42
  of realistic. It's you don't always break your
• 1:34:45
  shit. But this is your world, man.
• 1:34:48
  You're right. You break everything first of
• 1:34:51
  all. Was that bad?
• 1:34:54
  I don't break it really. You don't.
• 1:34:56
  You actually take really good care of your stuff.
• 1:34:57
  Someone said Sequoia ball joints exploded.
• 1:35:00
  No side It's snowing, right? Now your capping I.
• 1:35:04
  Just saw snowflakes. It's that's just what it.
• 1:35:06
  Looks like somebody's just climbing a roof and Santa,
• 1:35:09
  that's the asbestos coming off the roof.
• 1:35:10
  Asbestos. Christmas.
• 1:35:13
  Having a good day until a fuel line burst and his car caught on
• 1:35:17
  fire, huh? You bought a fire, Simmisher,
• 1:35:20
  right? None of us have had.
• 1:35:22
  Yes, you do 'cause we kept passing.
• 1:35:24
  Oh, no, we didn't. Oh.
• 1:35:26
  No. Oh no.
• 1:35:27
  My car does. What?
• 1:35:30
  Carl runs, runs across the track.
• 1:35:34
  Fucking fire Simmisher. Hit one of these.
• 1:35:36
  Yeah, fall. Literally.
• 1:35:44
  Fire extinguisher empties out right there.
• 1:35:46
  Yeah. So Carl gets kicked off the
• 1:35:48
  track for for running onto the track.
• 1:35:51
  Your car do. That your car gets put out and
• 1:35:58
  you both drift the next. Well, I don't know what you want
• 1:36:00
  to do with your car. You gotta How's my shit?
• 1:36:02
  I'm fucked. It was just a little fire.
• 1:36:04
  Isn't that anything crazy? OK, so I have to fix the fuel.
• 1:36:06
  Line Yeah, you need to get the right fuel line since you
• 1:36:08
  didn't. Oh crap, it's factory.
• 1:36:11
  Is it? In the rule book.
• 1:36:16
  Look it up. He got you there.
• 1:36:19
  I don't think it says I think it says R9 no matter what.
• 1:36:22
  Not if the car is factory. I'll get the fucking rule book
• 1:36:25
  out. Are you pulling out the club
• 1:36:27
  loose rules right now? Yeah, that's right.
• 1:36:29
  Frankie keeps a handy dandy set of rules for club loose tech
• 1:36:35
  within arm's reach all day long. It.
• 1:36:39
  Was right there. I saw it.
• 1:36:40
  You. Saw.
• 1:36:41
  It it was in there, yeah. You sure about that?
• 1:36:43
  Like the third. Paper in front of the snap on
• 1:36:47
  you have the best employee. Are you kidding me?
• 1:36:49
  How did you see? That I got eyes like a fucking
• 1:36:52
  hawk. That's amazing, man.
• 1:36:53
  I'm jealous, dude. How was there 48 people in here,
• 1:36:59
  dude? God bless.
• 1:37:01
  Page 3 section. Four.
• 1:37:03
  Are you serious? No.
• 1:37:05
  And also I was complaining about the long block because I'm a
• 1:37:08
  salesman, I do not lose, but I had to lose that time.
• 1:37:13
  Enough. Just.
• 1:37:15
  Let me sell the long block. Seriously though, like if you
• 1:37:20
  made it this far, we've probably been rambling on for so long.
• 1:37:22
  Fuel injected vehicles require hose as rated and marked SA
• 1:37:25
  EJ30R9. So you're telling me if you have
• 1:37:29
  a a brand new car, you got to change it to 30 yard line?
• 1:37:33
  Listen, man, I just read the rules.
• 1:37:35
  I don't make them. I thought if it's like an engine
• 1:37:38
  swap, it needs. I just read you the rules.
• 1:37:40
  That's it is what it is. All right, all right.
• 1:37:43
  This is well go to change. Constitution.
• 1:37:45
  It does not change the fact that Chris lit on fire.
• 1:37:49
  I thought I was going to lose my friend.
• 1:37:51
  Carl just ran around the corner. I got you.
• 1:37:53
  Just ran onto a live track with a fire center?
• 1:37:55
  Sure. I would never for one and two,
• 1:38:00
  don't ever do that. To those of you who are
• 1:38:02
  listening, who have, chances are you've all been to a drift
• 1:38:05
  event. But if you haven't, don't
• 1:38:07
  fucking do that. Ever.
• 1:38:09
  Hey, you helped him, though it's unrealistic anyway, he would he
• 1:38:12
  would have never made a past tech He.
• 1:38:13
  Would have burned. Oh, well, yeah.
• 1:38:15
  Without a fire machine, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:38:17
  Yeah, yeah. All right.
• 1:38:20
  Well, Carl, your car's really fucked up.
• 1:38:22
  So what do you want to do about this?
• 1:38:24
  OK, fuck, what broke on it again?
• 1:38:33
  You saw Ricardo in there. That hedges the least of your
• 1:38:35
  worries when you roll. What?
• 1:38:38
  What? What was wrong with the car
• 1:38:39
  again if you mind me asking? Whatever that guy said.
• 1:38:42
  Where is it? Mike?
• 1:38:44
  Yeah. Rear, rear, left, control arm
• 1:38:47
  and wheel and tire are smoked. Damn.
• 1:38:51
  Damn. Damn, that's a trailing arm.
• 1:38:53
  That's bad. That's thick.
• 1:38:56
  That's a. Thick boy.
• 1:39:00
  Let's see. Perfect.
• 1:39:02
  I know what I'm going to do. Let's hear it.
• 1:39:08
  I'm going to buy another shell, another roller, another car,
• 1:39:14
  another E46 and swap it and swap it and re shell.
• 1:39:20
  What did you just say? I'm going to buy another E46 and
• 1:39:26
  Reshell. Here's one right here. 1600
• 1:39:30
  bucks. It looks even better than mine.
• 1:39:32
  Sorry Diego, but if we got T boned, you got to remember this
• 1:39:36
  shell is like worth nothing to me.
• 1:39:40
  So now I have to reshell because me and Chris got to make it to
• 1:39:43
  their end of the season. Got to Reshell.
• 1:39:48
  I burned on fires though. Your car looks good though.
• 1:39:52
  Little bit of a this coloration in the dash and whatever else
• 1:39:55
  would burn, but I've never had any of my cars light on fire,
• 1:40:00
  thank God. Yes, you have.
• 1:40:02
  What I've had like? Every other car?
• 1:40:04
  Oh. That.
• 1:40:06
  It wasn't like a it wasn't like a bursting flame.
• 1:40:08
  It was a mine of flesh. Wound.
• 1:40:12
  Tiny wound. OK, well here's the car,
• 1:40:16
  Frankie, if you want to see it. I don't want to see it $1600.
• 1:40:18
  I already marked it down. You're just telling me I can't?
• 1:40:20
  Yeah, $1600. OK and.
• 1:40:23
  Yeah, I'm telling you can't negotiate, Yeah.
• 1:40:24
  Yeah. Yeah, it's got a bunch of new
• 1:40:27
  stuff and he says it's misfiring.
• 1:40:29
  I don't know why. Perfect.
• 1:40:31
  How are you getting at home? Balls.
• 1:40:34
  Guess you got to rent another trailer.
• 1:40:36
  Yeah, no, I got and now I got to rent a U-Haul truck.
• 1:40:38
  Wait, you don't have a fucking truck?
• 1:40:39
  I got to rent a U-Haul truck. Uh.
• 1:40:42
  Oh, how much is that? Don't you fucking?
• 1:40:45
  I've done it Once. I've done it, it was the first
• 1:40:48
  time I ever had to tow a car. It was 500 bucks.
• 1:40:50
  It was like, oh wait, because I got to get it from far and it's
• 1:40:53
  in Connecticut. Bro.
• 1:41:02
  That's kind of beat. So yeah, it might be $500.
• 1:41:05
  Good $500 Wait. Did we even make it to Day 2?
• 1:41:08
  Not really. Nope.
• 1:41:10
  Chris, you did. My car got obliterated,
• 1:41:13
  remember? Oh yeah.
• 1:41:14
  Carl had a bad weekend. Terrible.
• 1:41:19
  I don't think we're down for the count, baby.
• 1:41:20
  I'm never down for the count. Chris, you just ran out of tires
• 1:41:23
  again. OK, well then I have to fix a
• 1:41:25
  fuel line. And a fuel line.
• 1:41:27
  But you better start making some risky decisions if this guy's
• 1:41:29
  going to start spending fucking 16.
• 1:41:31
  OK, perfect. I got one lightened up right
• 1:41:33
  now. All right, wait, hold on.
• 1:41:34
  Let me address my shit real quick, All right?
• 1:41:36
  Because I just crashed and beefed all the way back in Tree
• 1:41:39
  turn. I'm probably anxious as hell.
• 1:41:41
  I'm sitting at work. Work performance is going down.
• 1:41:44
  All I could think about is the car.
• 1:41:46
  Probably. Which sucks, right?
• 1:41:48
  Like when that happens, your whole life gets consumed by it.
• 1:41:52
  At least me personally. So what are you going to?
• 1:41:55
  Do. I'm going to reshell.
• 1:41:56
  So then that's 1600. And then the 500 for that
• 1:42:01
  trailer and truck to get it home.
• 1:42:05
  It's a clean title car 1600. Some I swap everything over,
• 1:42:14
  tack on like another, none of that.
• 1:42:16
  That never goes as smoothly as you think.
• 1:42:17
  So tack on like another 5-4, whatever you want.
• 1:42:21
  You you you see fit. $400.00 OK. And now I got a nice silver car
• 1:42:28
  again. Beautiful.
• 1:42:32
  You know. Full interior too I.
• 1:42:35
  Just had AI just realized something.
• 1:42:37
  What? When you said when you when you
• 1:42:40
  crash your car and that's it eats you up whole or something.
• 1:42:43
  What'd? You say I like obsess over it
• 1:42:44
  personally until it's fixed. Well, The thing is for me is
• 1:42:49
  it's not only my car. I worry about half club Loose.
• 1:42:56
  Yeah, I guess. But man, like, I'm pretty set
• 1:43:01
  for the rest of the season, I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:43:05
  All right. Well, Carl's at 13,000, $54.
• 1:43:11
  Golden. Chris, what do you got to do
• 1:43:16
  here? All right.
• 1:43:17
  So I got by. We have one more event, right?
• 1:43:22
  Yeah. So four more tires, 320.
• 1:43:28
  Nice. Nice.
• 1:43:29
  And then we're gonna get a little spicy.
• 1:43:32
  Oh, yes, the Chris Curveball. It's.
• 1:43:34
  Turbo Kit, Turbo Kit. CX Racing Turbo.
• 1:43:37
  Kit. Oh yeah.
• 1:43:38
  How much was? It $2600.
• 1:43:40
  The Hiroshima screamer. Damn it, I'm jealous the whole
• 1:43:43
  time I'm in grid. I had to re show.
• 1:43:45
  For the record, when I pulled my turbo out the other day, 0 play.
• 1:43:50
  In the one in your Sylvia, Yep, you've had that turbo for how
• 1:43:53
  many? CX Turbo T28.
• 1:43:56
  How many years? Four years.
• 1:43:59
  Stock stock just went up. No coolant.
• 1:44:02
  No, no coolant run ran through it.
• 1:44:04
  Jeez, nice. That's insane, actually.
• 1:44:10
  Do you think that has anything to do with it?
• 1:44:13
  That it That it lasted? No.
• 1:44:15
  No, definitely not. It should have blown by now.
• 1:44:21
  Is that it? Is that all you need?
• 1:44:22
  You don't need. You need coolant?
• 1:44:24
  You need everything else? What?
• 1:44:25
  OK, so let's make it 3 grand. You need oil.
• 1:44:30
  Those, yeah, anytime you do a big modification like that when
• 1:44:35
  you try to estimate 8. $100 for a janky tune.
• 1:44:41
  You you got to watch it now. 500 Yeah, you can't be declaring
• 1:44:45
  your own numbers here. Hold on a minute.
• 1:44:46
  No, I'm just saying the amount of money you're.
• 1:44:48
  At Yeah, that's really close with throwing a roof with the
• 1:44:54
  tune. Chris is trying to win right
• 1:44:57
  now. I know he turboed his car.
• 1:44:59
  How am I going to catch up now? 10PSI rear tires?
• 1:45:05
  I I thought I was going to be able to buy A1 Ji thought motors
• 1:45:08
  were like $1000 but. All right, Chris, I'm doing
• 1:45:12
  $300.00 in tires, OK? How am I fixing the fuel line?
• 1:45:17
  It's just a fuel line. I just, I don't know, 10 bucks?
• 1:45:20
  How much is a 30R9? Don't you guys sell that here?
• 1:45:23
  Yep. That shit ain't cheap.
• 1:45:26
  It's like 20 bucks. I'm pretty sure every time I
• 1:45:28
  bought it I've just come. Here and you need a fire.
• 1:45:30
  Extinguisher a new one 'cause you lit on fire.
• 1:45:34
  So 40 bucks. OK, what's he at out of
• 1:45:39
  curiosity? A lot.
• 1:45:41
  Holy hell, he, Chris, might win. $320 in tires, $3000 turbo
• 1:45:47
  install and then $160.00 for Pocono.
• 1:45:52
  Is that it? Yes, Carl Carl's 160.
• 1:45:57
  I mean 1600 for a parts car, $400.00 for bullshit, $500.00
• 1:46:02
  for a trailer to get the car, $160.00 for Pocono.
• 1:46:06
  And you. You're using the same tires.
• 1:46:08
  I How many tires did you say I had after a while.
• 1:46:11
  Many. Two.
• 1:46:12
  Would you give me two? You got to buy at least two.
• 1:46:14
  OK. Well, I'll buy two more tires,
• 1:46:16
  so another 150 bucks. This was a rough season.
• 1:46:24
  I enjoyed this. This was fun, dude.
• 1:46:27
  I hope that I hope the the listeners are having just as
• 1:46:29
  much fun as we are right now, 'cause I'm fucking giggling
• 1:46:32
  because I'm like, crap, Is this really how I operate?
• 1:46:36
  Just about. Kinda.
• 1:46:43
  Fuck, it's sad. Where are the guesses at right
• 1:46:46
  now? Chris is winning, dude.
• 1:46:50
  He just boosted his car. He might have went over I.
• 1:46:53
  Could have went over. Yeah.
• 1:46:55
  No way. No way.
• 1:47:00
  I also feel like if I didn't sell the truck, I would have
• 1:47:05
  maybe been like right at the line.
• 1:47:10
  Man, I hope he's enjoying that truck.
• 1:47:12
  Good truck. What are the numbers, Frank?
• 1:47:15
  What? What everyone?
• 1:47:17
  How's everybody doing out there tonight 'cause it's Wednesday,
• 1:47:19
  We're halfway through the week. You're tapping into this, this
• 1:47:22
  pod. Tap in, tap in, tap in for your
• 1:47:26
  offseason refreshes. Faction's got a lot of time
• 1:47:28
  right now, right? A lot of openings.
• 1:47:30
  Get your car serviced. It's the offseason.
• 1:47:32
  That doesn't mean you can't drift.
• 1:47:34
  Yeah, come on, takeovers. What?
• 1:47:38
  Carl has spent $13,204.00. Chris has spent $14,870.
• 1:47:49
  Not good. Still one more event right?
• 1:47:53
  But here that's already with the fees that's we're at Pocono and
• 1:47:57
  Chris has spent that much scroll through that pull it out chat.
• 1:48:02
  What do you think should Chris? Get You should blind pick for
• 1:48:05
  the both of. Us blind pick Choose one Should
• 1:48:07
  Frankie blind pick? I know.
• 1:48:08
  What I'm saying just scroll a bunch of times up and down and
• 1:48:10
  then put your finger on it and whatever your finger lands is.
• 1:48:13
  Most of them are bullshit. That's fine.
• 1:48:15
  OK, give us a Let's end it on a bang.
• 1:48:17
  I want to hear funny like Carl gets gang bang a group of
• 1:48:21
  people. Oh, what?
• 1:48:23
  What? OK.
• 1:48:25
  Wait, what? No.
• 1:48:27
  No, no say. Say with your chest.
• 1:48:29
  I'm OK. Dude, this is more questions
• 1:48:32
  than we've ever gotten. Really.
• 1:48:34
  Oh, all right, pick a random one.
• 1:48:37
  Pick one, pick one. Let's let's end down on Bang.
• 1:48:43
  Oh no. Wait a second, Carl.
• 1:48:46
  What? Your wheel was fucked up.
• 1:48:49
  Oh, I completely reshell. Oh, we should.
• 1:48:52
  Yeah, what? You got wheels in there too.
• 1:48:54
  It's a roller. The front wheels were fine.
• 1:48:56
  You said the rear got. Affected.
• 1:48:58
  So I still have fronts, brand new tires.
• 1:49:01
  But don't you need a matching replacement wheel?
• 1:49:03
  For the rear, you. Got another roller?
• 1:49:05
  Yeah, there's tires all, there's wheels all on that thing.
• 1:49:09
  In fact, now I'll probably save money because I probably could
• 1:49:11
  have bought seventeens, but we're not going to talk about
• 1:49:13
  that crazy. I'm going to win.
• 1:49:20
  Dude. Has to.
• 1:49:21
  Frankie's really pondering. Yeah, I know.
• 1:49:24
  Situations if you're not watching this.
• 1:49:26
  What month do you think we are in right now?
• 1:49:28
  September, OK, that's roughly around October maybe?
• 1:49:32
  Oh no. It's a cold October.
• 1:49:34
  Wait, it was East Coast bashing and now we're in RSD?
• 1:49:38
  Yeah, and we're in the summer. OK, so.
• 1:49:40
  No, you're in fall. The fall.
• 1:49:43
  We had a little hiatus because I had to re show.
• 1:49:45
  It's getting cold. Out.
• 1:49:47
  I had to reshell gaming. You had to turbo your car.
• 1:49:49
  I had. To wait for the tuner.
• 1:49:50
  You had to hit, yeah. The tuner can only get me to tap
• 1:49:52
  in on a Wednesday and Frankie won't get me off.
• 1:49:56
  And it's a cold one up there in the Pocono Mountains.
• 1:50:01
  It'd be a shame if someone forgot to put Colon in their
• 1:50:03
  car. Oh, no.
• 1:50:06
  Oh no. Oh no.
• 1:50:08
  Who? Oh no.
• 1:50:10
  Oh no. Who both of you?
• 1:50:14
  Chris is turboed. Doesn't mean they had to run
• 1:50:18
  coolant I. Don't know.
• 1:50:21
  It doesn't matter. Even if that does happen, I'm
• 1:50:24
  not making one of you crack your blocks, so.
• 1:50:26
  No. Your radiator's all fucking.
• 1:50:29
  If it's fall, it's definitely not cold enough.
• 1:50:31
  To in the Pocono Mountains. We're driving.
• 1:50:35
  Oh yeah, it's one day event, right?
• 1:50:36
  Yeah. OK, this is annoying, Malcolm,
• 1:50:40
  you want a big one? Malcolm Just pick a random one.
• 1:50:43
  Oh, perfect. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 1:50:44
  Malcolm's going to choose. But is this for the both of us
• 1:50:46
  or for one of us? One?
• 1:50:47
  OK. All right, so who wants the
• 1:50:49
  first situation? Rochambeau Carl gets the first
• 1:50:54
  one. Carl.
• 1:50:55
  Carl gets the first situation. Here we go.
• 1:50:59
  Sock it to me. All right.
• 1:51:08
  You OK? We we already said that one,
• 1:51:11
  Malcolm. Cam.
• 1:51:12
  Oh. Here we go, here we go.
• 1:51:18
  Should never work. This doesn't make sense.
• 1:51:22
  Can IBS chassis 4 door what? I'm telling you.
• 1:51:28
  Half of them are bullshit, OK? Uh oh.
• 1:51:37
  Someone. Make it bad, at least.
• 1:51:39
  It's Carl. It's Carl.
• 1:51:41
  He's got a. Lot of money this.
• 1:51:43
  Blown head gasket. You saw me pick it.
• 1:51:48
  I'm not even that mad. I mean that bad.
• 1:51:50
  You saw me pick it. He's mean.
• 1:51:52
  I had to stick with it blown on the.
• 1:51:55
  Blown head gasket, huh? That.
• 1:51:58
  Don't that don't mean you got to change it after that reshow.
• 1:52:01
  It's the last event, you could just run it.
• 1:52:03
  Yeah, you could just run it and try to drive all the way home
• 1:52:07
  with it. Yeah, you have no trailer.
• 1:52:10
  Shikes. Blue Devil.
• 1:52:12
  Blue Devil. No way.
• 1:52:15
  Diego just sent that off. Throw an egg in the radiator.
• 1:52:19
  Fight or flight? I St. drove it there.
• 1:52:21
  Brand new silver car, untested. You ain't making it home.
• 1:52:24
  Diego's car was way better. Fucking damn.
• 1:52:26
  It should have kept it. I still got to give one to
• 1:52:30
  Chris. Wait, that's still Diego's
• 1:52:32
  engine? Oh, it is.
• 1:52:36
  I should have refreshed it then. That's what I said.
• 1:52:38
  I was like the motor wasn't just out.
• 1:52:41
  It I was so hyped up on Red Bulls, dude, I was just getting
• 1:52:45
  to swap in and out. You know how You know?
• 1:52:47
  That's how I operate too. I'm not even that mean, man.
• 1:52:50
  I pull that motor out, I'm putting something back in there
• 1:52:52
  right away. I couldn't take it back.
• 1:52:56
  Fuck. Fuck Em.
• 1:52:57
  How much would it be? You just gotta hope.
• 1:52:59
  You just gotta hope Chris's How much would it be to fix a head
• 1:53:02
  gasket? You want you got to hope Chris's
• 1:53:04
  is worse. If Chris has a blowout, he's he
• 1:53:06
  lost. If Chris drops a tire off track,
• 1:53:10
  he lost. Wait, how much is it roughly to
• 1:53:14
  fix a head gasket? Did I warp the block?
• 1:53:16
  I'd go over regardless because we didn't get to the last event.
• 1:53:19
  This is the last event right now.
• 1:53:20
  Oh, it is. But I got to get home.
• 1:53:23
  Yeah, you have. 2 bottles of Blue Devil.
• 1:53:26
  No, we're not putting blue. Devil in here, Diego.
• 1:53:27
  Stop. You sure?
• 1:53:29
  We might have to. I don't know How much does a
• 1:53:33
  head gasket cost? And I'm not going to be able to
• 1:53:35
  do that at the track. Like 800 bucks that.
• 1:53:37
  Was. Here's what I would do.
• 1:53:40
  I would call. Wait, they got a whole fucking
• 1:53:42
  shop in there? No they don't.
• 1:53:44
  Pocono. No they don't.
• 1:53:45
  I would got the garages. There's nothing you don't.
• 1:53:49
  Yeah, but at least you could do a head gasket in there.
• 1:53:51
  You want me to do a head gasket trackside?
• 1:53:54
  Yeah, pussy. Come on.
• 1:53:57
  I wasn't even thinking about. Doing Go get the blue Devil,
• 1:54:00
  then see if it makes it home. No, I'm going to get a trailer
• 1:54:03
  at home because the season's done.
• 1:54:05
  I'm going to have to call a tow truck.
• 1:54:07
  OK, I'm. Going to call Anthony Rizzo at
• 1:54:09
  Anthony's Towing. Beautiful.
• 1:54:13
  Yep, 600. Dollars.
• 1:54:15
  Six grand. 6 grand. $600.00 and that's tow.
• 1:54:18
  You know, it's $600. I feel like it'd be 500 or
• 1:54:21
  something. That's pretty cheap.
• 1:54:23
  No, from Pocono. About an hour and a half away.
• 1:54:26
  Yeah. That's about right. 500 bucks.
• 1:54:32
  Head gasket popped. When did it blow, Malcolm?
• 1:54:37
  Like did he? Did he use his tires at least?
• 1:54:40
  Yeah, he just probably did one session, one session, last lap
• 1:54:46
  of the the first session. Last lap, yo.
• 1:54:48
  The first session? Damn.
• 1:54:50
  That's what happened at Mid Pond, I feel.
• 1:54:52
  Like all the choices there are so bad.
• 1:54:54
  They're going to be fucked. You're boned.
• 1:54:56
  You just wait and see Betty dude, don't don't worry, you
• 1:54:58
  will persevere well. We're going to make this a
• 1:55:01
  little bit more fun because it's getting down to the wire now.
• 1:55:04
  So $600.00 is that it, Carl? That's that's a done deal.
• 1:55:08
  That's a done deal. I'm done at home.
• 1:55:09
  You. Going to give him a tip or?
• 1:55:13
  Make it 6 O five. Yeah.
• 1:55:16
  Hey buddy, spend the somewhere nice.
• 1:55:17
  Six O2. No, I'm just kidding.
• 1:55:20
  OK? I I usually always give a tip no
• 1:55:22
  matter what. So I guess what do you tip that
• 1:55:24
  40? To the Dick. 640. 640 That's a
• 1:55:28
  nice tip. 40 bucks on a on a $600.00 toe you're gonna say 40
• 1:55:33
  is like a good tip. That's pretty OK, I think.
• 1:55:35
  No one ever tips me so. It's against company policy.
• 1:55:39
  That's because they give you the tip.
• 1:55:43
  Huh. Hey.
• 1:55:46
  Chris is feeling zesty. It's scary.
• 1:55:49
  I'm feeling ill. Let's we got to pick one for
• 1:55:54
  Chris or Malcolm does. Carl is at 13,844 dollars.
• 1:56:02
  What this means is if Chris does not go over 15 grand, he wins.
• 1:56:07
  No. Way bro.
• 1:56:11
  Let's see what happens. Scroll, scroll, scroll.
• 1:56:13
  One time, here we go. One time.
• 1:56:15
  Scroll. Whatever it lands on.
• 1:56:16
  Dude. Unless it's like completely
• 1:56:22
  irrelevant. That's irrelevant.
• 1:56:29
  I'm scared. No, Me too.
• 1:56:30
  This could make her break crisp. Nope, we did that already.
• 1:56:36
  It's not. Gonna be good oh, oh, oh.
• 1:56:41
  This is good. This is good.
• 1:56:44
  Who submitted you destroy your oil pan while testing?
• 1:56:49
  I don't know what that means. Roll dice to find out how long
• 1:56:54
  you waited to turn off the motor.
• 1:56:56
  Give me the dice. Don't think, don't think, don't
• 1:56:59
  think. I don't.
• 1:56:59
  From the Brendan Wiley, Cameron, Cameron.
• 1:57:02
  That was some nerd. Shit, don't.
• 1:57:03
  Don't think that I don't carry. How?
• 1:57:07
  Wait, what is the number of the? Yeah, Carl carries dice around
• 1:57:12
  for some reason, so I'm just gonna roll two of them.
• 1:57:17
  So is this minute out? Like, minutes.
• 1:57:20
  Minutes. Minutes.
• 1:57:22
  Minutes is bad is minutes is detrimental.
• 1:57:24
  Yes, yes, minutes is just making sure, dear God, Oh no.
• 1:57:29
  So we want a what? Low number.
• 1:57:32
  We want a low number. Two dice that's gonna just do
• 1:57:34
  one that you're gonna you could have like 15 minutes on.
• 1:57:36
  But two is nice. The lowest with two dice is 11
• 1:57:38
  minutes or 10. It's two.
• 1:57:42
  Six now it's boring, no? Not oh shit.
• 1:57:44
  I don't know. Let's go.
• 1:57:46
  All right, boys, let's. See this?
• 1:57:47
  Something else? Never mind, OK?
• 1:57:50
  Here we go. Well, whatever.
• 1:57:51
  It lands at just times 10, so please. 2-2 minutes. 2 minutes?
• 1:57:58
  Is that enough to warp a block or oh wait, the no oil?
• 1:58:01
  No, you're good. 2 minutes, No oil.
• 1:58:04
  He's good roll. Another thing.
• 1:58:06
  No kidding. That's it, dude.
• 1:58:08
  You got to fix your oil pan, Chris.
• 1:58:10
  OK. 2 minutes, That's not 4. Dollars.
• 1:58:14
  That's fine. RTVRTV Wait, but you got to buy
• 1:58:18
  a pan. You got to buy a pan.
• 1:58:20
  Say cracked it. Yeah.
• 1:58:21
  What do you got to do? Put RTV on it?
• 1:58:23
  Yeah. No, in the crack, that's not
• 1:58:26
  going to work. This is faction Motorsports that
• 1:58:29
  ain't going to work, Says who Says the dungeon mask.
• 1:58:33
  Look up a oil pan. And how are you getting there?
• 1:58:36
  Oh. Better hope AutoZone.
• 1:58:37
  Has it the price of this? The price of this oil pan is
• 1:58:40
  going to determine Chris's success right now.
• 1:58:43
  How much do you guys think an oil pan is for an E46?
• 1:58:45
  I have no idea. It's going to be like 60 bucks
• 1:58:48
  has to be. It's going to be a lot of.
• 1:58:49
  Money. No way is it?
• 1:58:52
  Well, if you need to eve 36 or 46 parts, you can hit up Island
• 1:58:55
  Side Cole. He's always parting out some
• 1:58:57
  stuff. Does anyone have a welder at
• 1:58:59
  Pocono? Usually somebody does weirdly
• 1:59:03
  like somebody at the track has a welder because somebody else is
• 1:59:07
  expecting a bigger problem than you.
• 1:59:08
  It's over. Why?
• 1:59:13
  Why? How much is it?
• 1:59:13
  How much is it? It's.
• 1:59:14
  Over $100. OK, does someone have a welder
• 1:59:19
  at the track? Chris is too nervous to ask
• 1:59:21
  anybody. You're right, it's his first
• 1:59:26
  time. What would you Weld?
• 1:59:32
  Would you Weld an oil pan, though?
• 1:59:34
  Wouldn't that warp? It's mad thin.
• 1:59:37
  OK, why don't you, why don't you roll the dice?
• 1:59:38
  Anything three or lower. I didn't ask for a welder.
• 1:59:43
  OK. Three or higher I.
• 1:59:45
  OK. Someone had a a welder.
• 1:59:46
  No, motherfucker, This is your choice.
• 1:59:49
  Oh no, leave it up to feet. No, it's not feet.
• 1:59:51
  No, no, no, you. Just leave it up to the dungeon
• 1:59:53
  man. If you wanna have someone Weld
• 1:59:56
  it damn you gotta take it off clean it.
• 2:00:01
  Gotta get about 18 cans of brake clean and.
• 2:00:04
  Then I had to get oil. Gotta get shop towels, all the
• 2:00:08
  materials. Give me a number.
• 2:00:12
  OK, so that means another jug of oil.
• 2:00:14
  It's 40 bucks. Don't forget the filter.
• 2:00:17
  I'm not changing the filter. We just got to get home.
• 2:00:20
  There's just bearing. Material in it, yeah.
• 2:00:23
  Oh my God. And then a bottom.
• 2:00:25
  Yeah, welder. What's it called?
• 2:00:27
  Oil. And then I need RTV to put it
• 2:00:29
  back in. You went and bought the Lincoln
• 2:00:31
  Welder. No, somebody had a welder at
• 2:00:34
  the. Track 4045 bucks. 45 bucks for
• 2:00:36
  what? All of it.
• 2:00:37
  RTV and oil. 45 bucks. I got a jug of oil.
• 2:00:44
  You need conventional in there. You need break clean.
• 2:00:47
  OK, 50. You know how much break clean?
• 2:00:52
  Is 1 can it's like 6. Bucks you ain't using one can,
• 2:00:56
  dude, you got to clean that whole thing out.
• 2:00:58
  You got to make the prices, Frankie.
• 2:01:00
  All right, You're the master. You're the master.
• 2:01:03
  He needs a case of break clean. Oof.
• 2:01:06
  Three cans. Three.
• 2:01:07
  I'll say 3. Three cans at what?
• 2:01:09
  5 bucks, 8 bucks each. Oh. 53 cans for the boy. 15
• 2:01:13
  bucks plus whatever else he needs, Let's say $25 plus the
• 2:01:19
  oil. No way.
• 2:01:22
  I swear you don't. 40 + 25. No, it's not.
• 2:01:26
  So how much you gonna pay this guy to Weld it?
• 2:01:29
  20 Bucks 20. Bucks.
• 2:01:31
  It's a little crack in the pan. Nah, son. 40 beans.
• 2:01:36
  What if the guy was like, Nah dude, it's fine.
• 2:01:38
  It's cool, dude. OK, Malcolm, Malcolm.
• 2:01:40
  Like, we've all been there. I got you, bro.
• 2:01:42
  So I threw him 20 bucks. It's it's chill, dude.
• 2:01:44
  Like, I really don't care, it sounds.
• 2:01:47
  Like one of our customers. I'm just throwing down a little
• 2:01:49
  bee for you, dude. I don't really care.
• 2:01:52
  That sounds like it's gonna leak.
• 2:01:54
  This guy's high at his mind and you just trust him.
• 2:02:02
  I wouldn't say 40 bucks though, so OK.
• 2:02:04
  Fine. All right.
• 2:02:07
  That's it. We're done.
• 2:02:08
  If it comes down to that $40, I'm literally gonna be like, no,
• 2:02:11
  Chris won that. I I didn't really look so I I
• 2:02:15
  don't know for sure, but it's very close.
• 2:02:17
  The fact that you asked me what 8 * 4 was earlier, I know you
• 2:02:21
  did not do the. Yeah, there's no way I cheated.
• 2:02:23
  So yeah, but I know it's close. If he if he, if he did win.
• 2:02:27
  And I feel like I would give somebody money no matter what,
• 2:02:29
  if they welded something for me or or at least give them
• 2:02:32
  something into it, Carl. So you're 13. 13-2 O 444. 0844.
• 2:02:40
  Any final purchases? Psych.
• 2:02:45
  I was about to be like a pit bike.
• 2:02:47
  I didn't get to buy my pit bike or my grill or my total home.
• 2:02:53
  All right. Damn, that was crazy.
• 2:02:55
  Malcolm's way more savage than I am.
• 2:02:57
  Laron is saying you said I had to.
• 2:02:59
  Jamie has welder and Will is describing Jamie as well.
• 2:03:05
  He always has a welder. He lets you use it.
• 2:03:08
  Chris was able to use it. Yeah, and I gave him 40 bucks.
• 2:03:11
  Take the 40 off, Frankie, Let the boy live.
• 2:03:13
  Fuck him. No.
• 2:03:15
  Way fuck him. Chris is super grateful and he
• 2:03:18
  just throws 40 to him. Boom.
• 2:03:22
  Isn't that awesome though, that I feel like somebody would help.
• 2:03:25
  You all right, The final numbers are in.
• 2:03:26
  Oh God. Oh God.
• 2:03:27
  Oh, God. All right, well, if you made it
• 2:03:29
  this far. Drum roll, please.
• 2:03:33
  Malcolm Who do you think won? I think Carl won.
• 2:03:37
  Carl, who do you think won? I think Carl.
• 2:03:40
  Definitely. Won.
• 2:03:41
  It's close and I think Chris might have had it because he had
• 2:03:45
  some leeway in there. I.
• 2:03:47
  Went over it bro. Dude, you were at like 14-8?
• 2:03:50
  Everyone thinks Carl won. Call that $13,844 spent.
• 2:03:54
  Chris has 14,900? No way, $75 spent.
• 2:04:01
  He did it by 25 bucks. Yeah.
• 2:04:06
  This is bold. That's how you do that.
• 2:04:08
  That's how you Max out the credit line, the faction credit
• 2:04:11
  line. Whoa.
• 2:04:13
  We don't. We don't offer that, Don't think
• 2:04:14
  we faction does not offer private lending, but we do.
• 2:04:17
  Have a firm. We have a firm.
• 2:04:18
  There's a firm on the website. Check the website.
• 2:04:21
  Damn dude. Good job, Chris.
• 2:04:22
  Chris 5. Dollars.
• 2:04:24
  Buy 25 beans. That's bullshit if you had to.
• 2:04:28
  Did you just turn my headphones up?
• 2:04:30
  Oh, sorry. I'm like, why is Carl screaming?
• 2:04:33
  That's. An accent If you had to buy
• 2:04:38
  toilet paper that week, you would have had no $25.
• 2:04:43
  Probably not. Hey Frankie, made you buy
• 2:04:46
  another case of break clean. They said Chris wins again.
• 2:04:48
  It's almost under your check. The people are getting fed up.
• 2:04:50
  I'm fed up. God damn it.
• 2:04:52
  I mean, this time he he even didn't pussyfoot it.
• 2:04:55
  He almost. He almost went over and he still
• 2:04:57
  won. Look, I want to say that I tried
• 2:04:59
  my hardest. I was really thinking in my head
• 2:05:01
  that I was going to be slick. Sell the truck, buy A1J, put it
• 2:05:05
  all in. Didn't you almost?
• 2:05:07
  Didn't you win the first one? Maybe.
• 2:05:10
  The The dumbest One we ever Did $5000.
• 2:05:13
  Yeah, because I had a Miata. Oh yeah, he did win that first
• 2:05:17
  and I was rock autoing it out the whole time.
• 2:05:21
  But this time around, I feel like we bought pretty set up
• 2:05:24
  cars from the rip and it helped us because realistically it
• 2:05:29
  would. A lot of the things that we
• 2:05:30
  bought had maintenance. That stuff you want to look for
• 2:05:32
  when you're buying a used vehicle, things, obvious things
• 2:05:35
  you want to look out for. If you bought it from a previous
• 2:05:37
  owner who took care of it, like you're well off, way well off.
• 2:05:43
  So this is what happens after, this is the after credits, you
• 2:05:46
  know, the movie, after the credits.
• 2:05:47
  See, there's a little clip after the movie.
• 2:05:50
  So you know Chris, Chris and Carl leaving the track, they're
• 2:05:53
  like, yo, we did it, man. Like, yo, good thing you had
• 2:05:57
  that welder. They're all cruising next to
• 2:05:59
  each other down the road, down the highway, and then it, it
• 2:06:02
  cuts off. Chris has no idea that Weld is
• 2:06:05
  garbage. That's what I'm thinking.
• 2:06:08
  And all the oil is gone in the 1st 30 miles.
• 2:06:11
  Let. Me get the and he just.
• 2:06:13
  Locks his shit up and Carl just continues back home.
• 2:06:17
  And Chris is fucked. This is how this is how many
• 2:06:21
  minutes he didn't realize. 45 minutes.
• 2:06:27
  Let's say 45 miles six down there 654.
• 2:06:31
  No 456. Damn.
• 2:06:34
  You roll 456. Did you run a four roll A456
• 2:06:37
  just. Yeah.
• 2:06:37
  Is that good? Yeah.
• 2:06:38
  The dice didn't stand on the table.
• 2:06:39
  Would have been, would not have counted to me.
• 2:06:42
  Give me your money. No.
• 2:06:43
  Run your pockets. Thank you so much for our
• 2:06:46
  listeners for joining in on this kind of more interactive
• 2:06:49
  podcast. I feel like sometimes I feel bad
• 2:06:51
  because these are like not really a podcast in my opinion.
• 2:06:54
  We're kind of just fucking around.
• 2:06:55
  This shit is ridiculous. But.
• 2:06:56
  I had a lot of fun. Looks like the chat had some
• 2:06:58
  fun. Thank you guys so much for
• 2:07:01
  interacting. And the donations?
• 2:07:02
  And the donations? What?
• 2:07:04
  What was that? That was crazy.
• 2:07:06
  Yeah, no refunds, but thank you like.
• 2:07:09
  Yeah, thank you so much. Like that is something I didn't
• 2:07:13
  think happened in YouTube chat. So I didn't think that thing
• 2:07:17
  happened in real life. Yeah.
• 2:07:19
  But thank you guys so much for listening.
• 2:07:21
  If you have any projects that you need done or not.
• 2:07:24
  Maybe not projects that you need done, but if you need
• 2:07:26
  maintenance or service or any type of work done to your car,
• 2:07:28
  make sure to check out faction. It's the offseason.
• 2:07:31
  We're trying to get these appointments filled up.
• 2:07:35
  Please can you help? Us please.
• 2:07:37
  And East Coast Drift School, they got schedules open for
• 2:07:40
  that. Make sure to Book Tap in Tap in
• 2:07:44
  tap. In automotive specialty wraps.
• 2:07:45
  Automotive specialty wraps as well.
• 2:07:47
  They're all year round. Keep those cars clean in the
• 2:07:49
  winter. Yes, Sir.
• 2:07:51
  They're doing mobile washes now, are they?
• 2:07:53
  Yep. That's sick.
• 2:07:55
  But didn't he? Ask you if you needed something
• 2:07:56
  clean the other. You're just asking if we had
• 2:07:59
  anything here that needed to be. Yeah, me detailed.
• 2:08:01
  OK. OK.
• 2:08:03
  Like my my car. Clean that ass your car.
• 2:08:08
  Would they just come down here we should probably talk to them
• 2:08:10
  about? That, Yeah.
• 2:08:11
  All right. We could talk about this out.
• 2:08:12
  When I told them, there wasn't anything clean enough here.
• 2:08:14
  That's crazy. Fired.
• 2:08:16
  You're fired. Thank you guys so much for
• 2:08:17
  listening and participating. This is episode.
• 2:08:20
  I don't even fucking know. But goodnight, Peace.
• 2:08:24
  Bye. EW fuck you Chris for winning.
• 2:08:40
  I just want to say thank you again to all the people who
• 2:08:41
  donated. I just looked at the amount that
• 2:08:43
  we have and like, that's weird. So shout out to you guys again.
• 2:08:48
  No refunds. Thank you.
• 2:08:49
  Good night. And Chris fucking wins again.
• 2:09:01
  That's some bullshit. I mean, this shit was rigged.
• 2:09:05
  No, it wasn't rigged. I can rig it though easily.
• 2:09:10
  But yeah, I mean, he almost lost.
• 2:09:13
  That's some bullshit. Need to get his car like to go
• 2:09:17
  up in flames next time. I thought changing the rules
• 2:09:19
  would make him lose and because he he always just plays it safe.
• 2:09:23
  But this time he turboed the car, didn't he?
• 2:09:27
  Did he? Yeah, I got ACX Racing.
• 2:09:29
  Oh. Yeah, what the fuck.
• 2:09:31
  And then he had like 100 dollars, $200.00 left to spare.
• 2:09:34
  And then I oh, you did something.
• 2:09:37
  What did you do to him? Broke the oil pan.
• 2:09:40
  He cracked his oil pan and he fixed it for like 80 bucks.
• 2:09:44
  That's some bullshit. Yeah, whatever.
• 2:09:48
  It'll next next round. 25,000 is going to be intense. 25. 1000
• 2:09:53
  it's going to be. A bloodbath?
• 2:09:55
  I was thinking maybe 2500. 25 What Are we Buying?
• 2:10:00
  I don't know why did we we got to go back to that $5000 one.
• 2:10:04
  And yeah, how did that work? Yeah, there's no fucking way it
• 2:10:07
  worked. That was the early days.
• 2:10:08
  It's. Such bullshit.
• 2:10:10
  Carl thinks he can drift with like $14.00 in his bank account.
• 2:10:13
  He probably can somehow. He's been doing that.
• 2:10:17
  So what's going on? I don't know, man.
• 2:10:20
  I'm sick. It's been a week.
• 2:10:21
  Get over. It all right, fair.
• 2:10:24
  Enough. What's going on now?
• 2:10:27
  What, on the website? Yeah, website.
• 2:10:30
  Well, you put some more. Oh shit.
• 2:10:33
  Origin Lab Stream Kit for a Skyline.
• 2:10:36
  Yep, it's coming. It's coming in February.
• 2:10:39
  Dude, I feel like someone just asked me about this and I told
• 2:10:42
  them they don't make it anymore. Wow.
• 2:10:45
  Well. Pretty sure.
• 2:10:46
  Hopefully they'll see this. Yeah, I got to find out if I
• 2:10:49
  emailed him. Yeah, so the streamlines come
• 2:10:51
  back to the US February Origin Lab kit if you're interested in
• 2:10:57
  that 4 door R34, there also is the new S15 driftline and J
• 2:11:03
  ZX100 Chaser Driftline kit for Origin Lab that are coming to
• 2:11:07
  the state's next container. So if you want to secure those
• 2:11:10
  order on our website, let's go. Wasn't there like an amount of
• 2:11:14
  body kits that were coming? For those ones, no.
• 2:11:18
  I thought we knew like the number.
• 2:11:19
  No, no, no, Not for those. Ones.
• 2:11:21
  How many of the BRZ ones are coming?
• 2:11:24
  Two or four? The BRZ ones there is.
• 2:11:27
  Let me check. Cuz we were, we were told how
• 2:11:31
  many were coming, so we figured we'd let you guys know.
• 2:11:34
  That there's two ZC6 drift line kits available on the next
• 2:11:39
  container that are not. So BRZFRS owners, there's only
• 2:11:42
  two left coming in on the February container I believe,
• 2:11:45
  yes. And if you have AS 13 Sylvia,
• 2:11:47
  there's four drift line kits left up for grabs on that
• 2:11:51
  container. BMW people, we have finally
• 2:11:55
  added some parts. We have SLRSLR part products on
• 2:11:59
  the website now. Malcolm's SLR speed, slowly
• 2:12:02
  adding them on there is it's a lot of stuff, so.
• 2:12:04
  Got E36 E 46, E 30, the sway bars, angle kits, race kits,
• 2:12:13
  they call it suspension, adjustable sway bar links,
• 2:12:18
  steering rack stoppers or lock limiters.
• 2:12:22
  They make a lot of cool stuff. We're adding more and more by
• 2:12:25
  the day, so BMW owners, if you have any other suggestions on
• 2:12:29
  what we should add some popular parts, let us know.
• 2:12:32
  Yeah, there's another brand too that we're adding.
• 2:12:35
  So I. Forgot the name of it, but.
• 2:12:37
  I have it here. Let's see.
• 2:12:39
  Canadian brand. It is Tech 53 Tech. 53, So if
• 2:12:48
  you know that brand too, that's gonna be on there, yes.
• 2:12:53
  What else is going on? Well, it's December.
• 2:12:55
  It's a slow month, so if you guys need work done on your
• 2:12:58
  cards, now's the time. Come check us out.
• 2:13:01
  We can do alignments, suspension, overhauls, installs,
• 2:13:05
  anything like that. Yep, now's the time to get your
• 2:13:09
  cards in here. We get you in the next day.
• 2:13:12
  Also, guys, there's a bunch of M Sports hoods in stock for
• 2:13:15
  Sylvia's SO S14 or S13. Sylvia, let us know if you want
• 2:13:21
  M Sports Hood, they're in stock. And there's a select amount of
• 2:13:24
  BN ARROW in stock. Not much, but it's.
• 2:13:30
  Mostly fenders. A lot of fenders, 20mm front
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  fenders, M Sports and BN Sports. So yeah, if you guys are
• 2:13:36
  interested in any of that and you don't want to wait, shoot us
• 2:13:39
  an e-mail and we'll see if it's in stock.
• 2:13:41
  That's pretty much it I guess. Yeah.
• 2:13:44
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• 2:13:45
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• 2:13:52
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• 2:13:53
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